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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I am your
- 0:03Speaker 1: girl Barbie, and my fat ass is out of breath.
- 0:08Speaker 1: I am getting in the gym. Hold me to it.
- 0:11Speaker 2: I'm getting into the gym. Amen, amen. I'm sure I
- 0:14Speaker 2: gained like five pounds this week.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Girl, five? I'm up 50. I'm a befitted mom.
- 0:19Speaker 2: No, overall, I'm probably up like 15.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I need a 10-piece lemon pepper baby.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Girl, I feel fat as fuck, but also, I think
- 0:27Speaker 2: I'm also... You look good.
- 0:28Speaker 1: You do, though.
- 0:29Speaker 2: You do, too.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Thank you. Y'all look amazing.
- 0:31Speaker 2: You do, too.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Trap's been in the gym, on the field. I said, girl,
- 0:36Speaker 1: you're 10. She running around the track.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Girl, because I've been running on the track, girl, in
- 0:40Speaker 2: the hot sun.
- 0:42Speaker 1: You've been so consistent. Yes, I have.
- 0:45Speaker 2: I'm excited.
- 0:45Speaker 1: I seen you make that fried chicken today, though. I mean,
- 0:48Speaker 1: that fried fish today.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Fried fish, yeah. It looked so good.
- 0:50Speaker 1: It looked so amazing. Thank you.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Sunday, fun day.
- 0:53Speaker 1: You're going to burn them calories off, so it don't
- 0:55Speaker 1: even really matter. Totally.
- 0:57Speaker 2: So how you feeling?
- 0:58Speaker 1: You feeling good, like?
- 0:59Speaker 3: I feel really, yeah, I feel really good. I'm so
- 1:03Speaker 3: happy to be here. I miss y'all.
- 1:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:05Speaker 1: So when it comes to just getting back to working out,
- 1:06Speaker 1: you just got to just get straight to it, just diet.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Literally just get straight to it. And then it's like
- 1:11Speaker 3: the whole diet, it just like kicks in because it's
- 1:13Speaker 3: like you don't even want to waste what you're doing.
- 1:16Speaker 3: But honestly, I've noticed when I work out, I don't even,
- 1:19Speaker 3: it don't matter what I eat. I tend to look
- 1:22Speaker 3: good regardless. All it is is you just got to
- 1:24Speaker 3: get out.
- 1:25Speaker 2: There and do it. Exactly. And you have more energy
- 1:27Speaker 2: for other stuff.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. What's your crazy schedule, though? How you been fitting in,
- 1:31Speaker 1: working out?
- 1:33Speaker 3: You just have, because I have more energy. I ain't
- 1:35Speaker 3: drank coffee in, like, three weeks.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:38Speaker 2: What's wrong with coffee? Parasites really like coffee.
- 1:42Speaker 1: That sugar.
- 1:44Speaker 3: And, yeah, sugar, and, yeah, so I eliminated it, and
- 1:48Speaker 3: I feel fine.
- 1:48Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 1:49Speaker 3: If you work out, literally, it'll just, like, tie everything
- 1:52Speaker 3: else together.
- 1:54Speaker 2: Mentally, spiritually, physically.
- 1:56Speaker 1: A word.
- 1:56Speaker 2: A mother freaking word. For real. I did like 50
- 2:00Speaker 2: squats today.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:01Speaker 2: That's right.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Kiki getting them jiggly jiggly bow bows. Jiggly bow bows.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Remember we was in a room and you was like, Kiki,
- 2:08Speaker 2: what are you doing?
- 2:09Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She don't play.
- 2:11Speaker 2: She's good for that. I was like, I'm trying to make.
- 2:13Speaker 1: It to 60.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Just give me a second.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Out of nowhere, we just randomly in a room talking.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I look up. She got this little thing. I'm like.
- 2:20Speaker 1: I'm like okay that.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Was my workout for the week okay listen i'm not
- 2:24Speaker 3: professional yet like her but we're.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Gonna get into what i can't i can't somewhere in
- 2:29Speaker 1: the mix we might be somewhere in the gym somewhere
- 2:31Speaker 1: in the field we about to get it right because
- 2:33Speaker 1: summertime is over it's cuddling season but we ain't about
- 2:36Speaker 1: to be the bear We ain't about to be that
- 2:38Speaker 1: hibernating bear, baby. I'm trying to be the big spoon.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Get it right. Get it tight, baby. Because these back rows,
- 2:44Speaker 1: a lot of flubber to love them, but they gots
- 2:46Speaker 1: to go.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
- 2:48Speaker 1: And I don't want to go under the knife anymore,
- 2:50Speaker 1: so I'm going to do it.
- 2:51Speaker 2: I'm going to do it.
- 2:53Speaker 1: I'm going to get into it. But let's get into
- 2:56Speaker 1: this fit check, fit check. But my girls came all
- 3:00Speaker 1: black today. I didn't get the memo. Blackout, blackout. You know.
- 3:05Speaker 4: Okay.
- 3:05Speaker 1: At Twin Energy, they be forgetting we triplets, but cool, cool. Okay,
- 3:09Speaker 1: with the bondage, baby. It's giving, yeah, bandage.
- 3:13Speaker 2: I got this from Bebe back in the day. Y'all
- 3:15Speaker 2: ain't had this.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Time from Bebe? Yeah. Yes, come on. That Bebe shit
- 3:19Speaker 1: is timeless. What?
- 3:20Speaker 2: I'm lying like fuck.
- 3:21Speaker 1: It's from Fashion Nova.
- 3:23Speaker 2: It's Bebe inspired, though. Y'all know that.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Shout out to Fashion Nova.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Come on.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Listen, summertime might be coming to them ends, but that sundress. Oh,
- 3:31Speaker 1: giggly bow bow. Giggly, giggly bow bow. For the host.
- 3:35Speaker 4: Yes.
- 3:35Speaker 1: That's how you do it. That's how you do it.
- 3:38Speaker 1: And then I'm over here looking like I've been in
- 3:40Speaker 1: the gym and been nowhere.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Girl, I see you with your little workout outfit on.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I've been in insomnia cookies. With your little maid outfit on.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Like you always do.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Oh, no, but shout out to our girl. This is
- 3:50Speaker 1: Chic and Fit. She sent this in to us. And
- 3:53Speaker 1: let me jiggly, jiggly, bow, bow, show y'all what it do. Yeah.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Yeah, my shit don't feel like that. Look at the ass.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Real cute. Ass so big like the sun.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Oh, you got a mouthful.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Why do we sing that song every show, y'all?
- 4:06Speaker 3: Because her ass is so big like the sun.
- 4:09Speaker 2: I know, that's right.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Super cute. What?
- 4:17Speaker 2: Oh, I know, that's right.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. If you want to buy Barbie some shoes,
- 4:21Speaker 1: please send them to our P.O.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Box. But, yes. Ain't too proud to beg, baby.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Send them in.
- 4:29Speaker 2: What you got for me?
- 4:31Speaker 1: But, yeah, chic feet.
- 4:32Speaker 4: I know.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Super cute. I love it.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Chic.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Chic indeed.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. This is a size large for the girls that
- 4:39Speaker 1: want to go in order.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Now. Oh, this got, I can taste the vanilla.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Yes. So the cocktail of the evening is fourth quarter
- 4:50Speaker 1: of summer because it's.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Coming to an end, my girl.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, it is. I'm ready for fall, though.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
- 4:56Speaker 1: I'm so excited for fall. So with this cocktail, I
- 4:59Speaker 1: tried to just put a little bit of everything tropical
- 5:01Speaker 1: I put in there. It has passion fruit. It has peach,
- 5:04Speaker 1: and it has a vanilla syrup, freshly squeezed lime juice, and,
- 5:07Speaker 1: you know, we them tequila girls, so.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Fourth quarter of summer. Cheers.
- 5:12Speaker 2: I enjoyed summer with y'all. Cheers.
- 5:14Speaker 1: To the gals. To the gals. Chink, chink, chink. Yes,
- 5:19Speaker 1: to many, many more.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Do we got any more?
- 5:21Speaker 2: Do we got a bottle down here?
- 5:22Speaker 1: Ooh, you trying to have some fun this episode.
- 5:24Speaker 2: This bitch said she gonna cheat.
- 5:25Speaker 1: She gonna do it right.
- 5:26Speaker 3: It's my cheat day.
- 5:27Speaker 1: It's her cheat day. No, we ain't got the bottle
- 5:29Speaker 1: down here.
- 5:30Speaker 2: I'm sorry, gals.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Which I've been up to. What's new? What's tea?
- 5:35Speaker 2: What is tea?
- 5:36Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Ain't nothing new and exciting for me.
- 5:40Speaker 3: Y'all, so I posted something in my close friends last night.
- 5:43Speaker 3: It was a video from when I used to dance.
- 5:45Speaker 3: And it just felt so risque. Because, like, you know,
- 5:50Speaker 3: now I feel like in our close friends, we just
- 5:52Speaker 3: be posting, like, maybe, like, memes that we wouldn't post
- 5:57Speaker 3: on our real page or, like, our kids.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Or something like that. But do y'all remember.
- 6:02Speaker 3: When close friends came out and we used to turn
- 6:05Speaker 3: that shit up?
- 6:07Speaker 1: It's still the girlies. I'm in a lot of people's
- 6:08Speaker 1: close friends that be going. Really?
- 6:10Speaker 2: Town, baby. Okay, I need.
- 6:12Speaker 1: I want to get back to.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Coochie online for $ 1, 000?
- 6:15Speaker 1: They be going crazy.
- 6:17Speaker 3: See, and them is the type of bitches that be
- 6:19Speaker 3: in our niggas close friends.
- 6:21Speaker 2: They be having our niggas in they shit. That is so...
- 6:24Speaker 2: I don't like that.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I like it. I don't want to be in it.
- 6:29Speaker 2: I don't want to be in it.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Unless you my man, I don't really want to see you.
- 6:34Speaker 1: To be in a man's close friend. I mean, yeah,
- 6:36Speaker 1: because what are you doing? If I want to see
- 6:38Speaker 1: some risky things, that's on a more personal level and
- 6:41Speaker 1: send it to the text message. I don't want to
- 6:43Speaker 1: see Chris's penis.
- 6:46Speaker 3: They don't post shit like that. They add you to
- 6:50Speaker 3: their close range. You might not even be following them back.
- 6:52Speaker 3: You'll see a green button. They follow you, you'll see
- 6:55Speaker 3: a green button, and then they end up posting some
- 6:57Speaker 3: money or something like that or some desire.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I forgot. I follow Big Charles. Baby, he'd be in there.
- 7:03Speaker 1: He'd be trying to get people to go to his
- 7:05Speaker 1: only friends. Is that his real name? Nah, it's not
- 7:08Speaker 1: his real name. He'd be trying to get people to
- 7:09Speaker 1: go to his only fans, and he'd be in there
- 7:11Speaker 1: going crazy.
- 7:13Speaker 2: You can post stuff like that on close friends.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Did you sign up for a month?
- 7:16Speaker 2: Don't lie.
- 7:16Speaker 1: No, I ain't sign up for nothing. I just be
- 7:18Speaker 1: an OnlyFans. I mean, OnlyFans are close friends watching it
- 7:20Speaker 1: for the free.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Free.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Free promo. It be going down. Okay. Do y'all have
- 7:25Speaker 2: men in y'all's close friends?
- 7:27Speaker 1: I don't even have a close friends, honestly. I need
- 7:29Speaker 1: to get one now that I like my job. Oh,
- 7:31Speaker 1: you don't.
- 7:31Speaker 2: You don't be posting in close friends.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Because I just be listening. It's listening. Everybody, what you
- 7:36Speaker 1: need to see, come see it.
- 7:37Speaker 3: I have men in mine, but it's just like my
- 7:40Speaker 3: close friends, I feel like ever since I like started...
- 7:42Speaker 3: posting nurse content i started putting people on my close
- 7:45Speaker 3: friends that i would just yeah i'm not posting this
- 7:48Speaker 3: to the public but it's not like super juicy close
- 7:52Speaker 3: friend shit yeah i might start removing motherfuckers once i
- 7:55Speaker 3: do that because i'm about.
- 7:56Speaker 2: To turn my shit up so did you.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Take people out when you posted the little dance flick
- 8:00Speaker 1: or they didn't seen it before no but i used
- 8:04Speaker 1: to dance that's what i'm saying they just need it.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Before yeah yeah what you about to say key Shout
- 8:09Speaker 3: out to them.
- 8:12Speaker 2: No, I don't have no niggas in my close friends.
- 8:14Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't post shit.
- 8:17Speaker 1: In there anyway. Am I in your close friends?
- 8:19Speaker 2: Yes, bitch.
- 8:20Speaker 1: I just be tired of bitches.
- 8:23Speaker 2: I don't be in there a lot.
- 8:25Speaker 3: It just be like she might post her and her
- 8:27Speaker 3: kids coloring or something.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Dinner, foes, something like that.
- 8:33Speaker 3: I'll post in my close friends sometimes if it's like
- 8:36Speaker 3: a nigga that I know got my number and every
- 8:39Speaker 3: time I post, he'll text me or something. So it's like,
- 8:43Speaker 3: all right, I'm posting this shit in my car. It
- 8:45Speaker 3: ain't even that deep, but I'm posting in my close friends.
- 8:47Speaker 3: Cause I don't want people to know I'm awake. I
- 8:49Speaker 3: did almost post in my close friends today. I was
- 8:51Speaker 3: cleaning up and cleaning out my garage for like the
- 8:53Speaker 3: past couple of days. And I like went through this
- 8:56Speaker 3: box with all the club pictures on, you know, with
- 8:58Speaker 3: the little.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Cardboard border on it.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Good times, good times.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I mean, it was like a hundred of these pictures.
- 9:03Speaker 1: I love to tear up the photo booth, baby.
- 9:05Speaker 2: I swear. Honey, that was our thing. But it was
- 9:07Speaker 2: like too many pictures of this one, nigga. So I'm like,
- 9:10Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it. Speaking of cameras.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Speaking of cameras.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. My girly got caught in 4K. In 4K.
- 9:23Speaker 2: That nigga had the intel for real.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Y'all, but the thing is, we were going through TSA. Boom.
- 9:30Speaker 1: A guy was like, they always, they do me like this.
- 9:33Speaker 1: I don't want to be weird, but are you Barbie?
- 9:35Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah.
- 9:36Speaker 2: They look, oh, that's what's up.
- 9:37Speaker 1: You know, I love the show.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Shout out to the girls. Y'all doing y'all thing.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, yeah, thank you.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom.
- 9:42Speaker 1: We go through TSA. Next thing you know, I get
- 9:45Speaker 1: on the airplane. My best friend sent me, was like, me?
- 9:48Speaker 3: Me?
- 9:51Speaker 1: It's me.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I'm walking through the airport. I'm like, you a motherfucking liar.
- 9:56Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sneak and geek. Just not even
- 9:58Speaker 1: sneak and geek, but just keeping something private. You got
- 10:00Speaker 1: to keep something private.
- 10:02Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it, y'all.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I was just like, this is.
- 10:05Speaker 2: At least we couldn't see his face.
- 10:07Speaker 1: And that's why I said, shout out to the bro.
- 10:09Speaker 1: I ain't even going to be mad at you because
- 10:10Speaker 1: you didn't show his face.
- 10:12Speaker 3: By the way, he's taller than I thought he was.
- 10:17Speaker 2: I thought that was fucking right. I don't know why.
- 10:19Speaker 2: I thought he was short. No, I told y'all. I
- 10:21Speaker 2: thought he was short.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, now he done pulled the video up.
- 10:29Speaker 3: They said that the B-Hantel nigga said that that wasn't
- 10:33Speaker 3: him that said what's up to you.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Oh, they said that wasn't him? Yeah, he said that
- 10:38Speaker 1: wasn't him. But what are the chances? We're leaving Montego Bay.
- 10:42Speaker 1: The camera, they got a good ass camera. We're leaving
- 10:44Speaker 1: Montego Bay. And I run into two people? And bitch,
- 10:50Speaker 1: you was bright as fuck. I am a tropical baby.
- 10:54Speaker 1: You was not trying to get away with shit, bitch. Girl. What?
- 10:58Speaker 1: I would have had a hood on. I would have
- 11:01Speaker 1: had them motherfucking COVID-19.
- 11:02Speaker 3: You underestimate how known Club.
- 11:05Speaker 1: 520 is, bro.
- 11:06Speaker 2: No, I know Club 520 is worldwide, but me?
- 11:11Speaker 1: I'm just.
- 11:11Speaker 2: You, bitch.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Also, I feel like they viewers are such trolls. Like,
- 11:16Speaker 3: they be trolling, they be roasting, they be doing all
- 11:18Speaker 3: the things.
- 11:19Speaker 1: The funny thing is the sweatshirt that was tied around
- 11:22Speaker 1: my waist was the... It's 5'20, no more sweatshirt. But
- 11:24Speaker 1: my book bag was covering it up. You can't even
- 11:26Speaker 1: see it. But I'm just minding my business trying to
- 11:29Speaker 1: help my.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Cousin through TSA. Right. Damn, cousin. Goodbye, cousin.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Hey, that sucks. Bro, we be looking a mess going
- 11:39Speaker 3: through the airport.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I be looking a mess. I do it did it
- 11:47Speaker 1: did it definitely was but I was just like I'm
- 11:50Speaker 1: I'm yeah I'm just Barbie I'm just a regular you
- 11:53Speaker 1: know regular why I gotta move different he was like
- 11:56Speaker 1: you about to put on a hat a hood some
- 11:58Speaker 1: glasses I'm like I'm nobody though like to do all
- 12:01Speaker 1: that is crazy.
- 12:02Speaker 3: It is crazy and that was like kind of intrusive
- 12:05Speaker 3: but my auntie she texted us in a group chat
- 12:08Speaker 3: the other day And she was like, I love the show.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I'm enjoying it so much.
- 12:11Speaker 3: And she was, like, you know, giving us her, like,
- 12:14Speaker 3: feedback on you, me, and Trap or whatever. And she's like,
- 12:18Speaker 3: and I just want to let you girls know, y'all
- 12:19Speaker 3: need to be careful because there are sickos and there
- 12:22Speaker 3: are stalkers out there.
- 12:24Speaker 2: That's true.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Y'all need to carry and blah, blah, blah or whatever.
- 12:26Speaker 3: And she said, and tell Barbie, too, that Auntie says
- 12:28Speaker 3: she needs to be careful.
- 12:29Speaker 2: I got Auntie.
- 12:31Speaker 1: I'm lacking.
- 12:32Speaker 2: We strapped.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I'm saying. I was lacking, but I don't... Listen,
- 12:36Speaker 1: I keep... But, no, that is really true. And I
- 12:38Speaker 1: be thinking about stuff like that. Like, I'm about to
- 12:40Speaker 1: order random as hell, but I'm ordering a dresser off
- 12:42Speaker 1: of Walmart, and they have where you can pay somebody
- 12:44Speaker 1: to come and build it. But I'm like, damn, do
- 12:46Speaker 1: I really want a random person.
- 12:48Speaker 2: In my house? Girl, you know me. I'm just paranoid
- 12:50Speaker 2: for real. So I've been thinking like that. But it's like... Literally,
- 12:54Speaker 2: I bought, like, so many tools.
- 12:55Speaker 3: I ordered a drill yesterday and everything because I thought
- 12:58Speaker 3: about booking someone to do some things around my house,
- 13:01Speaker 3: and I'm just looking at it. I'm like, I can
- 13:03Speaker 3: do this shit myself before I have somebody come over
- 13:06Speaker 3: that I don't know to do it.
- 13:07Speaker 1: And that's for all the girlies, though. Like, just being
- 13:09Speaker 1: careful on social media, leaving the club when, you know,
- 13:13Speaker 1: you a little buzzed at night if you work late.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Just be careful, ladies. It's the world that we live in.
- 13:18Speaker 1: We just got to be careful. But because I literally
- 13:21Speaker 1: go into any taking my son to the park, going
- 13:23Speaker 1: to the store, people are recognizing me. And this is.
- 13:26Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen somebody in Kohl's yesterday because I went
- 13:30Speaker 3: to Sephora or whatever. And his dude, I thought, y'all,
- 13:32Speaker 3: y'all know how I'm like, damn, I can't be like
- 13:34Speaker 3: rude like that anymore because this dude, he was like,
- 13:37Speaker 3: excuse me. And, you know, I'm just like. Trying to
- 13:40Speaker 3: ignore him because I'm not trying to get hollered at.
- 13:42Speaker 3: I was looking a mess.
- 13:43Speaker 2: So anyway, he said it again or whatever.
- 13:45Speaker 3: And then I finally turned around and he came up
- 13:47Speaker 3: to me and he said, I did not want to
- 13:50Speaker 3: bother you or call you out or nothing like that.
- 13:51Speaker 3: But I just wanted you to know you are doing
- 13:53Speaker 3: such a great job on Is 520 Somewhere.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, thank you.
- 13:58Speaker 2: Somebody said that to me at Blaze Pizza. It's fire.
- 14:02Speaker 2: It's everywhere.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 14:04Speaker 3: So I'm like, I can't be bitchy and just be like,
- 14:07Speaker 3: we can't be like that anymore, y'all. It's where, you know,
- 14:09Speaker 3: try to, like, ignore niggas and stuff. And they might
- 14:12Speaker 3: be trying to be nice.
- 14:14Speaker 2: That's true.
- 14:15Speaker 1: And speaking of that, though, this might be a different
- 14:17Speaker 1: little thing, but we got to be careful about the
- 14:19Speaker 1: things we say on here, because y'all know we be
- 14:22Speaker 1: pushing people's buttons on here. And seeing what happened with
- 14:25Speaker 1: the Texas Roadhouse scandal.
- 14:28Speaker 1: At this point, I just want to go to Trap
- 14:30Speaker 1: House and eat.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Trap House. Trap House.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Trap House and eat. At this point.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Because.
- 14:35Speaker 1: What?
- 14:37Speaker 2: What are y'all doing?
- 14:38Speaker 3: And this is so crazy. I've thought about this before. Like,
- 14:42Speaker 3: just being a nurse. Like, I done gave plenty of
- 14:45Speaker 3: people food, something to drink, they meds.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Helped them with all their activities of daily living. Just,
- 14:52Speaker 2: you know, in the hospital or whatever. And people done...
- 14:56Speaker 2: Cussed at me. Talked down. You know, people be doing
- 15:00Speaker 2: the most in the hospital.
- 15:01Speaker 3: But never have I ever in my life thought of
- 15:06Speaker 3: tampering with someone's food or they shit, period.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck?
- 15:12Speaker 3: I really be like, bro, what the fuck is wrong
- 15:14Speaker 3: with y'all?
- 15:15Speaker 1: What was going on with the Texans? What was they doing?
- 15:17Speaker 1: They was spitting in people's food? What were they doing? Yes.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Just based off the fact that they were black.
- 15:22Speaker 3: They even will do it like in your black child's food.
- 15:26Speaker 3: type shit but also it's not just limited to texas
- 15:29Speaker 3: royal house though neither it's like a thing like across
- 15:33Speaker 3: all the all establishments or whatever but they say that
- 15:37Speaker 3: like back in the day like black people used to
- 15:39Speaker 3: say like the older black folks used to be like
- 15:41Speaker 3: don't like watch out eating out at certain restaurants or
- 15:44Speaker 3: whatever like that used to be a thing and i
- 15:46Speaker 3: feel like we kind of got away from that and
- 15:48Speaker 3: got super comfortable yeah or whatever i swear i was
- 15:52Speaker 3: eating at the the one place that i asked you
- 15:54Speaker 3: about last night or whatever, I was eating there last
- 15:57Speaker 3: night and I swear I was just, I was trying
- 15:59Speaker 3: to be so super nice.
- 16:01Speaker 2: To the server and the people. It really don't.
- 16:04Speaker 3: But I swear I was, I literally had to make
- 16:07Speaker 3: myself eat the food. Not saying that they did anything
- 16:09Speaker 3: or tampered with it or anything, but it just literally
- 16:12Speaker 3: makes me sick to my stomach to even think like,
- 16:15Speaker 3: and it was in a predominantly white area.
- 16:17Speaker 1: So I'm just like, I feel like that's probably the
- 16:19Speaker 1: nastiest thing that I do is eat. from fast food
- 16:22Speaker 1: restaurants and stuff like that the people that be in
- 16:24Speaker 1: there be looking disgusting yeah and they then they they
- 16:26Speaker 1: don't be changing their gloves and then just i think
- 16:29Speaker 1: that eating out is is very very disgusting we spend
- 16:32Speaker 1: all this money i have let's get back to cooking
- 16:36Speaker 1: let's get back to.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Growing in the past no literally i've cooked so much
- 16:41Speaker 3: in the past like what, three, four weeks since that
- 16:44Speaker 3: shit came out or whatever to the point where I'm
- 16:47Speaker 3: even about to pick my favorite nigga to be like, hey,
- 16:50Speaker 3: we can hang out and we can cook and make
- 16:52Speaker 3: drinks over here because.
- 16:55Speaker 2: It's that season, too, though. That season.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Ladies, let's get back in the kitchens. I know some
- 17:00Speaker 1: of y'all may have never left, but I know I slack.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Just being busy, quick to grab some quick food, but
- 17:05Speaker 1: let's get back in the kitchen. Me, I know how
- 17:06Speaker 1: to cook, too. And I... Listen. Y'all done had a
- 17:11Speaker 1: man cook for y'all?
- 17:12Speaker 3: Damn, Dada.
- 17:13Speaker 4: No.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:15Speaker 1: It's amazing.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, but it was like some noodles and shit. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah,
- 17:23Speaker 3: like a steak lobster tail, but Pasta, everything.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Yes, they're so attractive. So I see why men love
- 17:29Speaker 1: when a woman cook for them because it's like, damn,
- 17:31Speaker 1: you made this with love.
- 17:32Speaker 3: You got me tingling. I'm just sitting on the couch
- 17:38Speaker 3: or in the bed and they bring you the plate.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Now it's my turn to serve you.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
- 17:44Speaker 1: I love it. Let's get back into women in the kitchen,
- 17:48Speaker 1: men in the kitchen, and let's get away from all this.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Scamming, ass shit.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Shit is going. You make the meat.
- 17:54Speaker 2: I make the sides.
- 17:55Speaker 3: We can't even agree on something as small as Sunday dinners.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Like, come on. We got to do better. It's that
- 18:01Speaker 1: season to be in the house. And then y'all, we
- 18:03Speaker 1: don't got to argue about how much you got to
- 18:05Speaker 1: spend on a date.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Nothing like that.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Let's go to the grocery store. Let's cook.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Let's do.
- 18:09Speaker 1: And it can be a little simple stuff, ladies. Football
- 18:11Speaker 1: season is here. Make that man some chicken wings. Make
- 18:15Speaker 1: that nigga some. Chili.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Chili.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Chili? I'm a soup girl.
- 18:20Speaker 1: I love soups. Belly gang. What do you say? He
- 18:25Speaker 1: wanted some Rotel dick. Make that man something to get
- 18:29Speaker 1: out of his way and let him enjoy the game.
- 18:31Speaker 1: You know?
- 18:31Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 18:32Speaker 1: I think I'm annoying though because I want to be
- 18:33Speaker 1: on the couch with you while you watch the game.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Absolutely. I want to. After I get done whipping up
- 18:39Speaker 2: this food. What you going to be doing?
- 18:40Speaker 3: I'll probably be watching it from the kitchen or like
- 18:43Speaker 3: peeking my head around or whatever like I mean, I'll
- 18:46Speaker 3: be on the couch probably, like, the second half once
- 18:49Speaker 3: all the hosting is over.
- 18:51Speaker 2: I'm so clingy.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Like, I want to be in your ball sack.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Listen, I want the.
- 18:57Speaker 3: My kind of guys are the ones that be all
- 19:00Speaker 3: over you, the ones that choke you, put you in
- 19:02Speaker 3: a fucking chokehold.
- 19:03Speaker 1: And you could be watching the game and just rubbing
- 19:04Speaker 1: my butt. Like, damn, baby, I can't breathe.
- 19:05Speaker 4: You know?
- 19:06Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's cool. I'm just saying I don't got
- 19:08Speaker 2: to be by you the whole game.
- 19:10Speaker 1: I need to be. I need to be in your skin.
- 19:11Speaker 2: My preference.
- 19:12Speaker 1: That feeling, though... I haven't felt this in so long,
- 19:16Speaker 1: so it tripped me out the other day. Like, feeling
- 19:18Speaker 1: yourself falling for somebody, that shit scary, y'all.
- 19:22Speaker 2: It is scary.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- 19:25Speaker 4: What could go wrong?
- 19:27Speaker 1: What could go wrong?
- 19:28Speaker 3: Bro, because when I say I don't care, I do
- 19:31Speaker 3: not care about shit.
- 19:33Speaker 1: And that's how I did.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Until I love you. And then I'm cool with it.
- 19:42Speaker 3: To, like, super tender, crash out, bound ass, crazy lady.
- 19:47Speaker 2: And it's scary.
- 19:48Speaker 1: I don't want to do that no more. That's it.
- 19:50Speaker 2: Of a Mad Black Woman.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Speaking of love, Dajon Love. Oh, Lord.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Ugly ass.
- 19:57Speaker 2: It's old. Light bulb head looking ass.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Like, I'm confused.
- 20:03Speaker 3: How?
- 20:04Speaker 1: How do you get scammed? Ladies, how do you... Why
- 20:07Speaker 1: am I sending you money, Dada? I'm confused. Girl, I'm
- 20:10Speaker 1: going to send you dry. Girl, I'm going to send
- 20:13Speaker 1: you money.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Huh?
- 20:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not that thirsty to be with some athlete,
- 20:18Speaker 1: famous person. Bro, look at that head. Sir.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Fucking goddamn Uncle Tom.
- 20:26Speaker 4: First off, his head looked like a fucking helmet. The
- 20:30Speaker 4: head looked like Casper the Friendly Ghost. Cornball Jamal.
- 20:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Cornball. All the videos, all the... Sir.
- 20:39Speaker 2: I wouldn't give a fuck.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Yeah, he was sending those videos instead of being on
- 20:43Speaker 3: FaceTime and stuff like that. So you know, you was
- 20:46Speaker 3: sending these to multiple women, but it's just like, nigga,
- 20:49Speaker 3: you're ugly.
- 20:50Speaker 2: And y'all bitches, I would be embarrassed to come out.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Like, you don't even, shouldn't even come out and want
- 20:56Speaker 3: your little clout, little 15 seconds. Like, I would be
- 20:58Speaker 3: embarrassed if I got- I'm sorry. They too green, mind you.
- 21:02Speaker 3: But they said that a lot of them were.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Not our kind.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Because we ain't going for that.
- 21:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Bro.
- 21:09Speaker 1: So when we said skimming ass niggas- This is not
- 21:12Speaker 1: what we were talking about.
- 21:14Speaker 2: That nigga look like Mojo Jojo.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Mojo fucking Jojo. Like, you know how, like, when you
- 21:22Speaker 1: don't really like somebody or you getting to know them
- 21:24Speaker 1: and they get to doing corny shit, like, why are
- 21:26Speaker 1: you sending me a video? Cut, cut, cut, cut.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Cut the track, nigga.
- 21:30Speaker 1: And we can't forget, though, the females is on here scamming, too.
- 21:34Speaker 1: They ain't scamming people off they money, but they on
- 21:36Speaker 1: here lying. It's so many fake doctors, fake nurses, fake this.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Girl, homegirl is living a double life.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Bro, somebody commented on, well, people used to comment on
- 21:46Speaker 3: my content when I would make nurse content and be like.
- 21:49Speaker 2: You're not a real nurse, da-da-da. I'm just like, what
- 21:52Speaker 2: are they talking about?
- 21:53Speaker 1: And your nurse anniversary just passed. Tell them how long
- 21:56Speaker 1: you've been in the game, truck.
- 21:57Speaker 3: 11 years.
- 22:01Speaker 2: 11 years.
- 22:02Speaker 3: I started selling dope back in 1996. And put some
- 22:04Speaker 3: things on that bitch.
- 22:07Speaker 4: Finger putting things on that bitch.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Rest in peace to this gentleman that lost his life
- 22:16Speaker 1: trying to get a dick BBL.
- 22:18Speaker 2: She on her DJ shit. Yeah.
- 22:21Speaker 1: It's very misfortunate. And when I seen it, I was
- 22:24Speaker 1: also on the airplane when I seen that as well.
- 22:27Speaker 3: And I was just like, that has to be so embarrassing.
- 22:31Speaker 2: Yes.
- 22:32Speaker 1: And he was a wealthy man. So it's just like,
- 22:36Speaker 1: when you got money, people don't care about your.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Dick being big. Bro, you got to learn how to
- 22:41Speaker 2: work it. Her lines. No, for real. I barely care.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I barely care.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Chy wants me to stop saying this.
- 22:49Speaker 3: She wants me to stop saying this because it makes
- 22:51Speaker 3: it look like every.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Nigga that I dealt with has got a little schwancy.
- 22:55Speaker 1: But they don't.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Except my baby daddy. He the only one who shit
- 22:58Speaker 2: a little.
- 22:58Speaker 1: What? I'm just playing. You got him fucked up. Bitch,
- 23:03Speaker 1: he got me fucked up this week.
- 23:04Speaker 3: That's why my baby daddy hate this show.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Get it down. Get him off the net. Stylist this bitch.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Only one. No, I'm joking. I swear that hate is.
- 23:14Speaker 3: If she wants me to stop saying that I don't care,
- 23:16Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 23:17Speaker 2: It's not that big.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Of a deal. So my thing is with the dick BBL.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Don't take your ass.
- 23:23Speaker 3: So y'all want, would you care if your man went?
- 23:26Speaker 3: You gonna support that?
- 23:28Speaker 1: No, because I'm gonna be worried about the after effects. Like,
- 23:31Speaker 1: is that thing still gonna get, is it gonna feel
- 23:34Speaker 1: like I'm coming down on a pole?
- 23:37Speaker 2: It's not gonna get that much bigger.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Like, he was adding like three inches or something.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Three inches is a lot to add. Yes. Look at Trap.
- 23:46Speaker 1: I won 12. No, I didn't fucking say that. I'm
- 23:50Speaker 1: 12 now. And then the thing.
- 23:58Speaker 3: Is, they buried this man in a gold casket.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Sorry, you did not need that. So I am so
- 24:04Speaker 1: sad that he lost his life. Prayers up to him
- 24:07Speaker 1: and his family. That is not funny.
- 24:12Speaker 3: No, I'm not laughing at him.
- 24:16Speaker 2: This is the thing. Like, first of all, if you.
- 24:19Speaker 3: was born with a little dick, and then you think
- 24:21Speaker 3: you're about to go get a fat dick, and you
- 24:23Speaker 3: with me, like, I'm gonna break up with you.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Because you're going to come on me, you're going to
- 24:27Speaker 2: cheat on me. I do not need anybody.
- 24:29Speaker 1: That little dick's going to stop me from cheating.
- 24:31Speaker 3: No, it would stop me if I had a little dick.
- 24:35Speaker 1: He's going to cheat more.
- 24:36Speaker 3: I'm not sharing this little ass dick with everybody. I'm
- 24:39Speaker 3: going to get my ride or die ass bitch who's
- 24:41Speaker 3: not going to judge me.
- 24:42Speaker 1: They don't care.
- 24:43Speaker 3: I can't be showing everybody I got a little dick.
- 24:48Speaker 1: I had a man, y'all. Man, stop. He was going
- 24:52Speaker 1: around telling people. I'm like, that's embarrassing.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Telling people his dick was.
- 24:56Speaker 1: No, that he cracked me. That he cracked me and
- 24:59Speaker 1: I'm like.
- 24:59Speaker 2: I'll work with you, baby.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Barely. Baby, we was rubbing clits. Why are you telling
- 25:05Speaker 1: everybody that?
- 25:05Speaker 2: Oh, he got that out of you.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Girl, what? We were scissoring.
- 25:10Speaker 3: Why are you telling people that? Hey, listen, I don't
- 25:14Speaker 3: want nobody who started out one way and went and
- 25:18Speaker 3: got a surgical procedure to.
- 25:20Speaker 2: Go a whole nother way. This is the thing.
- 25:22Speaker 3: We all went and got our bodies done, but we've
- 25:24Speaker 3: always been cute. We've always been, you know, confident, them girls.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Yeah, and even then, debatable, you know?
- 25:32Speaker 1: Well, not you. Not you.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I know your shit was like. Nah, my shit.
- 25:35Speaker 3: I always had thick ass thighs.
- 25:38Speaker 1: I had hips and thighs with nothing behind.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Hips matter.
- 25:42Speaker 4: They do.
- 25:42Speaker 3: But do not think that you're about to go and
- 25:45Speaker 3: get some shit and you wasn't like that before and
- 25:47Speaker 3: you come back a whole new person like, bitch, fuck you.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Bye.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I'm cool. Because you're going to try and live your
- 25:51Speaker 2: best life. You got to try and pass that dick out.
- 25:54Speaker 1: I feel like if it can work. I don't know.
- 25:56Speaker 1: What are the odds of it like working, Mel? Can
- 25:58Speaker 1: you give me any statistics on this? I really need
- 26:00Speaker 1: to know. I just feel like, you know, because with
- 26:03Speaker 1: the BBL, you.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Know, it's a fat transfer.
- 26:05Speaker 1: This is our natural fat going to our ass. It's
- 26:07Speaker 1: not like ass shots. What happens in the procedure? What
- 26:10Speaker 1: do they do? Do you know?
- 26:11Speaker 3: I think he died because they injected, I think they
- 26:15Speaker 3: basically was injecting filler in his dick.
- 26:18Speaker 2: What kind of filler? And they injected it into like
- 26:21Speaker 2: a vein or a blood vessel.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Oh, goodness gracious.
- 26:24Speaker 2: So he basically.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Died from a pulmonary embolism.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Male penis surgery generally falls into the main... Functional medical treatments, cosmetic...
- 26:34Speaker 1: I used to treat....
- 26:36Speaker 2: I can't see that shit.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Girth enhancement. Procedures like silicone.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Girth or length, y'all?
- 26:41Speaker 3: Girth.
- 26:42Speaker 2: I'll take girth.
- 26:44Speaker 1: But then just a fat little stubby one is also
- 26:46Speaker 1: kind of weird because then I feel like you're just
- 26:47Speaker 1: going to be like.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Who cut that? He got the thumbs on spy kids.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Bro. Nigga, your dick looks like a gumball machine. I
- 26:57Speaker 1: need you to be able to hit something. But so
- 26:59Speaker 1: they're getting a silicone filler. So that ain't a BBL.
- 27:02Speaker 1: He got a boob job.
- 27:04Speaker 2: On his fucking penis. Wait, he got an implant?
- 27:08Speaker 1: They said silicone?
- 27:09Speaker 2: Filler. Oh, wait.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Having a bad reaction. Having a bend or kink in it.
- 27:15Speaker 1: We like a crook now.
- 27:16Speaker 2: That ain't nothing bad.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Loss of sensation or pain in your penis. Erectile dysfunction.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Cut off to the curb.
- 27:20Speaker 1: We love a good hook. A good hook, stop. That's
- 27:24Speaker 1: just too much.
- 27:26Speaker 2: It's not needed. And he's married, bro. You already with
- 27:30Speaker 2: your wife.
- 27:31Speaker 1: So that's another thing.
- 27:33Speaker 3: If my nigga just up and, like, I'm married or
- 27:36Speaker 3: I'm in a long-term relationship and my nigga just up
- 27:39Speaker 3: and be like, oh, I'm trying to go get my
- 27:42Speaker 3: dick enlarged.
- 27:43Speaker 2: I'm finna be like, Who you feeling like?
- 27:45Speaker 1: For what? For who?
- 27:47Speaker 3: Whole time, what if she was the main one telling him, like, ooh,
- 27:50Speaker 3: researching a doctor.
- 27:51Speaker 1: She's not a real bitch.
- 27:52Speaker 2: You should go get this. And he done croaked.
- 27:56Speaker 1: That's crazy. And females be dying off of the BBL. So,
- 28:00Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just like.
- 28:01Speaker 3: But it's not as embarrassing if you die from a
- 28:04Speaker 3: BBL than if you die getting.
- 28:06Speaker 2: She said it's not.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Hey. listen do y'all research do y'all homework get healthy
- 28:12Speaker 1: before y'all try to go and get these surgeries because
- 28:17Speaker 1: yeah that is crazy to me so if you got
- 28:22Speaker 1: a little penis somebody will love you Kiki she'll love
- 28:26Speaker 1: you so don't you don't have to do that okay no.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Not little well I don't.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Know okay what's little little what's little I don't know
- 28:36Speaker 3: I never had no little dick so I don't.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Know Because now everybody thinks you're the little dick taker. Oh,
- 28:41Speaker 1: my God.
- 28:41Speaker 2: I just don't discriminate with one girl.
- 28:44Speaker 1: She said. Pleasure. With pleasure, treasure. They might have.
- 28:52Speaker 2: Said that he had her little dick. And I'm like, really?
- 28:54Speaker 2: I thought it was cool.
- 28:55Speaker 1: It looked fine to me. I had a time.
- 28:58Speaker 4: Nah, baby.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Y'all shit big. Girl. Oh, my gosh. Stop.
- 29:04Speaker 3: All right.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Then we can start talking about men.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Because. Yeah, real quick. Oh, sorry.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Go ahead. Pet peeves.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Y'all go. Okay.
- 29:15Speaker 1: I hate... Sorry.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. One, I hate it
- 29:18Speaker 2: when dogs fart.
- 29:20Speaker 3: That shit gets on my fucking nerves because it be
- 29:22Speaker 3: smelling so fucking bad.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Like, I don't... Dogs are a pet peeve, honestly. I
- 29:28Speaker 2: don't want no damn dog.
- 29:28Speaker 1: I used to love dogs, but I don't no more
- 29:30Speaker 1: because I don't want to clean up no shit. And also,
- 29:32Speaker 1: when dogs come in the room and they go.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Why are you licking your nuts by my head? Like, bro,
- 29:38Speaker 1: like that shit's so annoying. You do not, you could
- 29:41Speaker 1: have been in any room. You want to come in
- 29:42Speaker 1: the room with me and lick your nuts. Bro, go
- 29:46Speaker 1: lick them things somewhere else. The sound that dogs make
- 29:49Speaker 1: when they lick their nuts is so cringy. It makes
- 29:52Speaker 1: the hair stand up on the back of my neck.
- 29:54Speaker 2: I don't want a dog in my house.
- 29:56Speaker 3: One time I had this dog and it was my
- 29:59Speaker 3: dude dog It.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Was eating your panties? Hell, no, no, no.
- 30:03Speaker 3: But no, so the dog was pissing me off. So
- 30:06Speaker 3: tear my panties up. But anyway, so he knew that
- 30:09Speaker 3: the dog would be pissing me off or whatever. But
- 30:11Speaker 3: one day I had put him out on the patio.
- 30:13Speaker 3: So there was like a glass slide door, right?
- 30:16Speaker 2: Or whatever. And he's just like barking, barking, barking, looking
- 30:18Speaker 2: at me. I'm looking at him. I'm like, no, you're
- 30:20Speaker 2: not getting in, right?
- 30:22Speaker 3: Tell me why this nigga, he looks at me and
- 30:24Speaker 3: then he goes and charges at the door, right?
- 30:26Speaker 1: Yeah. with the shades off.
- 30:29Speaker 3: The door while he broke his leg.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Dumbass. Oh, my God. Dogs are so dumb.
- 30:37Speaker 4: No, and then it was like, you was trying to
- 30:39Speaker 4: be funny. That's what the fuck you get.
- 30:41Speaker 1: No, but what a nigga. He was mad at you.
- 30:44Speaker 1: He cast him with me. I was so mad at him. Bitch,
- 30:48Speaker 1: you heard my dog. I kicked his dog. I was
- 30:50Speaker 1: talking to his dog. I'm like, no, that nigga was
- 30:54Speaker 1: trying to be funny. He was trying to be funny.
- 30:57Speaker 2: He was barking, barking, barking, and he looked at me
- 30:59Speaker 2: and he said.
- 31:01Speaker 1: You know what? I got something for your ass. I'm like,
- 31:06Speaker 1: now look at your stupid ass.
- 31:09Speaker 2: I was into him with my nigga.
- 31:10Speaker 1: For like a week straight.
- 31:13Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, why would I lie? Why would I
- 31:15Speaker 2: step on your fucking dog?
- 31:16Speaker 1: I wish it would have been a ring camera to
- 31:18Speaker 1: get that dog.
- 31:20Speaker 2: My goodness.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Also, I also don't like it when people use the word,
- 31:28Speaker 3: mainly women, bitches, when they.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Use the word.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Because bitches do this. Not women. Bitches.
- 31:35Speaker 3: When they use the word ugly so loosely, they'll be like,
- 31:41Speaker 3: she's ugly, she's ugly, and then they'll get mad if
- 31:43Speaker 3: you don't agree with them.
- 31:44Speaker 2: I'll be like, no, I don't really care.
- 31:47Speaker 1: I'm not calling nobody ugly. I call everybody ugly, but
- 31:50Speaker 1: not in a hater way.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Baby's ugly, old.
- 31:53Speaker 1: People ugly, my son ugly, my mama ugly.
- 31:56Speaker 3: I'm talking about dead ass, talking about you really acting
- 31:59Speaker 3: like this lady ugly, and that's why I.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Said bitches do that shit, because I'm.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Sorry, bro.
- 32:04Speaker 1: I'm not no hater.
- 32:05Speaker 2: I ain't hating, and I ain't waiting, bro. I'm not...
- 32:08Speaker 2: I'm not agreeing with.
- 32:09Speaker 3: You saying this lady ugly if she not ugly. Like, bro,
- 32:12Speaker 3: why are you using that term so loosely? Also, I
- 32:15Speaker 3: hate it when my kids get out the car slow
- 32:17Speaker 3: as fuck.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Please, get your... Don't get me started on kids. My
- 32:22Speaker 1: pet peeve is when somebody starts saying something and be like,
- 32:24Speaker 1: never mind, never mind. or i'll tell you later no
- 32:27Speaker 1: bitch tell me right now before i charge.
- 32:29Speaker 3: It you like that goddamn dog what's up i'm about
- 32:32Speaker 3: to crash that is the easiest way for me to
- 32:35Speaker 3: crash out say what you have to say i don't
- 32:37Speaker 3: want to hear later you.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Already started it say it that's one of my biggest
- 32:40Speaker 1: pet peeves like it's like you're.
- 32:43Speaker 3: Trying to be funny you know no you just wanted
- 32:46Speaker 3: to have me on a cliffhanger you wanted my attention
- 32:48Speaker 3: you wanted me to be like no.
- 32:49Speaker 1: No no like I be like, for real, don't say.
- 32:52Speaker 2: What you got to say. I'm not going to beg you.
- 32:54Speaker 1: I'm not going to hold you. Oh, the nosiness in me,
- 32:56Speaker 1: I can't let it die. Like, tell me. I believe you, too.
- 32:59Speaker 1: I be so fucking irritated. What's your pet peeve?
- 33:03Speaker 3: I don't like, I do not like people with bad posture,
- 33:07Speaker 3: especially girls.
- 33:08Speaker 1: And I ain't trying to straighten up, I swear.
- 33:10Speaker 3: Like, bro, sit up, bro. You look like Uncle Fester.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Can you stop doing that?
- 33:15Speaker 2: Literally, Quasimodo. I mean, I be at work.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Look at you. I love people that have good posture.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Everybody I know that got good posture was in the army.
- 33:24Speaker 1: What did they do to y'all?
- 33:27Speaker 3: I need it. Or they be wearing waist trainers. And
- 33:30Speaker 3: I don't like no nigga go get food without me.
- 33:32Speaker 3: Especially seafood. Now I feel like you wanna be into it.
- 33:37Speaker 2: We definitely get into it. Cause what?
- 33:39Speaker 1: And give me that boil. why would you go get
- 33:43Speaker 1: food without me i don't care like that is like
- 33:48Speaker 1: and when i had a man if i go out
- 33:50Speaker 1: to eat like say i'm at a birthday dinner or
- 33:52Speaker 1: with my friends or something.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Like that you're getting a doggy bag every time i'm
- 33:54Speaker 3: calling my i'm calling my nigga like babe you want
- 33:57Speaker 3: something they have this this that that that like i'm
- 34:01Speaker 3: taking something to go every time like What are you doing?
- 34:05Speaker 2: Men are so inconsiderate.
- 34:07Speaker 1: September is a national take a man on the date month.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Y'all know we be going back and forth for how
- 34:12Speaker 1: much a date should cost. They said for these men,
- 34:15Speaker 1: we need to spend $ 300 to $ 500. That's the budget range,
- 34:18Speaker 1: so these men can feel appreciated. What does a $ 300
- 34:22Speaker 1: to $ 500 date look like for a man?
- 34:25Speaker 2: Like a dinner.
- 34:26Speaker 1: A dinner? Okay, a dinner, what, about $ 200, $ 100, depending
- 34:28Speaker 1: on where you go?
- 34:30Speaker 3: Probably, if y'all getting drinks, you probably gonna get... You're
- 34:34Speaker 3: going to get drinks. You might get an appetizer. Motherfuckers
- 34:37Speaker 3: are going to get, I don't know, lamb chops, filet,
- 34:42Speaker 3: ribeye or something like that. Probably be like $ 300, $ 250, $ 300.
- 34:47Speaker 1: I'm the type of like, I like to do like
- 34:50Speaker 1: fun dates. So yeah, we're going to go out to eat,
- 34:52Speaker 1: but I want to do some, I'm trying to do
- 34:53Speaker 1: laser tag. I'm trying to be rolling around doing all
- 34:56Speaker 1: this other stuff. So I guess between dinner and something fun,
- 34:58Speaker 1: like where we're getting up and moving around, I guess
- 35:00Speaker 1: that would be within.
- 35:01Speaker 2: The $ 300 range.
- 35:01Speaker 1: $ 500? Wait, what are we doing?
- 35:04Speaker 2: $ 500 is a little steep. $ 500 is crazy.
- 35:06Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 35:07Speaker 2: Literally, what are we doing?
- 35:08Speaker 1: We're going out of town.
- 35:09Speaker 2: What are we doing for $ 500? We're going to Chicago.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Because the only way you can rack up $ 500, even
- 35:15Speaker 3: if you go to, like, fine dining, for real, is
- 35:17Speaker 3: if you're just getting drink after drink after drink.
- 35:20Speaker 1: We bought a bottle of Dom Piero.
- 35:21Speaker 2: No, no, it can still cost, but literally.
- 35:24Speaker 1: For two people?
- 35:24Speaker 2: For two.
- 35:25Speaker 3: I'm a deadass pay, like, $ 400 and something for a dinner.
- 35:28Speaker 2: You got to get a seafood tower. But it was
- 35:29Speaker 2: the nigga birthday, though.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Yeah. So y'all went crazy. Tell us what y'all ate.
- 35:33Speaker 1: So you get an oyster. I mean, we got an appetizer.
- 35:36Speaker 2: We both got like entrees and stuff like that. And
- 35:38Speaker 2: we got drinks. But I want to say we each
- 35:40Speaker 2: got like, what, two drinks a piece?
- 35:42Speaker 1: Well, drinks be about $ 30 a piece at a certain restaurant.
- 35:44Speaker 3: It was literally like four something. So it's like, but
- 35:48Speaker 3: it was at like a very, very nice restaurant too.
- 35:50Speaker 2: So that's what I'm saying. Where y'all was in the city? No,
- 35:53Speaker 2: we was in Atlanta. So where y'all go? I don't
- 35:55Speaker 2: remember the name, girl. I'm not romantic anymore.
- 35:58Speaker 1: You not? No. No.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Oh, fuck these niggas.
- 36:02Speaker 1: I'm trying to be y'all in love.
- 36:04Speaker 3: I want to be in love, too, but it's just
- 36:07Speaker 3: so vulnerable.
- 36:09Speaker 2: So vulnerable.
- 36:11Speaker 1: It feels good.
- 36:13Speaker 3: No, I'm going to get back in my mode one
- 36:15Speaker 3: of these days, but I just feel like ain't nobody
- 36:18Speaker 3: got me there.
- 36:19Speaker 1: You wife don't make you lunch.
- 36:21Speaker 2: Come on in, Dada. You wife don't make you no lunch.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Your wife not give.
- 36:26Speaker 2: You no hair. Your wife not give you no stuffy.
- 36:28Speaker 2: No stuffy.
- 36:29Speaker 1: That's the words on the block. You know, you know.
- 36:33Speaker 1: You nigga don't take you on no trips. You nigga
- 36:37Speaker 1: know how you ice out because Kiki up here blabbing me. Yeah,
- 36:41Speaker 1: so icy. They say you look like Sweetie. Sweetie came
- 36:43Speaker 1: up in my timeline. She's so sticky cute, but I'm like,
- 36:45Speaker 1: Kiki is in the league of her own.
- 36:46Speaker 2: She's so fine.
- 36:48Speaker 1: But so icy entertainment over here. You niggas know Bayou,
- 36:51Speaker 1: know jewelry. You niggas know Bayou, know stuff.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Know stuffies. Know icies.
- 36:57Speaker 1: No wifey you so lucky you know had no kids
- 36:59Speaker 1: shit I ain't jealous of no bitch besides the bitches
- 37:04Speaker 1: with no kids the ones with no kids or the
- 37:07Speaker 1: ones who baby daddy keep the kids all the time
- 37:09Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a weekend mom y'all I know
- 37:11Speaker 1: this I just got so off topic but god damn
- 37:14Speaker 1: that little boy been on my motherfucking nerves if you
- 37:16Speaker 1: watch the latest episode of Club 520 he done came
- 37:20Speaker 1: out on the damn bitch can't even work in peace
- 37:23Speaker 1: somebody help me please please fucking help me this Tyler
- 37:27Speaker 1: Stage It's kicking my ass.
- 37:29Speaker 2: Sorry. It's just a phase. You'll miss it one day.
- 37:32Speaker 2: It's cool. Just take it one day at a time.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Good with the bad.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Cool, girl.
- 37:35Speaker 2: I hear you.
- 37:36Speaker 1: I need the shot. Somebody help me.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Told you we needed that bottle down here.
- 37:41Speaker 1: We need that bottle. But before my rant, y'all packing lunches?
- 37:45Speaker 1: Y'all done packed lunches before? Do niggas got jobs? No.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Hell no. Girl.
- 37:50Speaker 4: Pack a lunch.
- 37:51Speaker 1: These niggas not clocking in. Pack a trap sack. Pack
- 37:54Speaker 1: a trap. No. I packed a lunch before.
- 37:56Speaker 2: You get out and start bussing moves all day.
- 37:57Speaker 1: I packed a lunch before for this nigga, and I
- 37:59Speaker 1: want my lunchbox back. I gave him a really nice
- 38:02Speaker 1: Eagle lunchbox, and he stopped talking. I want my lunchbox back.
- 38:07Speaker 1: Me pack you lunch, you no give me my lunchbox.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I said the Stanley one. No, it wasn't a sandwich.
- 38:13Speaker 1: This was a few years ago. It was just like
- 38:14Speaker 1: a nice igloo.
- 38:15Speaker 2: Give me my lunchbox.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Bro, I would love to pack a nigga lunch for work. Also,
- 38:20Speaker 3: I am definitely that girl, bro. Three o'clock after the session,
- 38:24Speaker 3: 3 a.m., what, you want a sandwich?
- 38:26Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to get a fried chicken. You want
- 38:29Speaker 2: a steak? Okay. What you want? You want some fried chicken?
- 38:34Speaker 2: You want me to fry some fish? I got some.
- 38:36Speaker 2: What did a girl offer up waiting to exhale say? Oh,
- 38:40Speaker 2: she said, oh, nothing. We're just having leftovers.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Little leftovers, baby. When you love that man, you will
- 38:45Speaker 1: do anything for that man.
- 38:46Speaker 2: For sure.
- 38:48Speaker 1: I absolutely love that. Piece of advice that I got
- 38:51Speaker 1: for everybody this week, and it's so funny because Cardi
- 38:54Speaker 1: B was actually talking about it. Bitch, before you get
- 38:57Speaker 1: on a motherfucking flight, take a gas pill. The lady
- 39:03Speaker 1: that was sitting, I don't know who it was.
- 39:04Speaker 4: What?
- 39:05Speaker 1: But it was one person because the fart smelled the
- 39:07Speaker 1: same the whole four-hour motherfucking flight. Take a gas pill
- 39:11Speaker 1: before you get on the plane with your funky, stanky ass.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Oh, that's so inconsiderate.
- 39:17Speaker 1: And you know what? I used to fart on the plane.
- 39:19Speaker 1: And now, after that shit, I'll never do it again.
- 39:23Speaker 1: That's torture. Hey, remember that? That lady with that funky
- 39:28Speaker 1: ass breath. Hold on.
- 39:31Speaker 3: We was on a flight one day this lady was
- 39:34Speaker 3: sitting in front of us and she just must have
- 39:37Speaker 3: been talking her breakfast traveling back i mean the bro
- 39:40Speaker 3: me and kiki back there are like.
- 39:44Speaker 2: We looking at you I'm looking.
- 39:46Speaker 3: At her I smelled it first she didn't even know
- 39:49Speaker 3: I smelled it first and I'm like bro this bitch
- 39:52Speaker 3: and she was like wait what she was like oh
- 39:55Speaker 3: I smell it I was like oh bitch throw up
- 39:59Speaker 3: we over here talking one in on this bitch she
- 40:02Speaker 3: got a tonsil spot on her that she smelled that
- 40:06Speaker 3: straight breath was on dog ass.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Like what the fuck Dog ass. She has fucked up.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. She was talking to her man.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I'm like, I know he smelled that shit.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Like, what the.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Fuck, bitch? Go to the dentist. That's the thing. She
- 40:28Speaker 1: has a fucking porter potty in her throat. Go floss.
- 40:32Speaker 1: I think people are not flossing. Floss and go to
- 40:34Speaker 1: the dentist and get them cleaned.
- 40:36Speaker 3: Gargle with motherfucking peroxide.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Bitch, pull on your teeth. Bitch. It was that bad?
- 40:43Speaker 2: Bitch, it was bad, bro.
- 40:45Speaker 3: I ain't never smelled no breath this bad.
- 40:49Speaker 1: It was like the green air.
- 40:52Speaker 3: Bro, I'm talking about we sitting there strong.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Did y'all remember that sports pop episode when his breath
- 40:58Speaker 1: was stinking and it was like a clap and.
- 41:00Speaker 3: Then he that's what it was bitch and we just
- 41:04Speaker 3: looking at each other laughing the whole.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Time i wish it was bad if y'all could be
- 41:10Speaker 1: in any cartoon what would it be um.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Hey arnold Ooh, that'll be fun. Hey Arnold was too
- 41:18Speaker 2: real life.
- 41:19Speaker 1: That was some real shit. Hey Arnold was real life.
- 41:20Speaker 1: That was some trench babies.
- 41:21Speaker 3: Did y'all ever watch that shit back and be like, damn,
- 41:23Speaker 3: that was really trying to teach us real life lessons.
- 41:25Speaker 2: But have y'all never wanted to live in New York?
- 41:28Speaker 4: No.
- 41:29Speaker 1: I did. I did want to. I want to live
- 41:30Speaker 1: in the, ooh, it's the lights. I don't want to
- 41:33Speaker 1: live in a studio with the rats.
- 41:36Speaker 2: I loved Hey Arnold, and I would have loved that show.
- 41:39Speaker 2: You wanted to be a stoop kid.
- 41:41Speaker 3: A stoop kid can't be in Timmy Turner.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Fairly Odd Parents?
- 41:45Speaker 2: Yeah, give me the Fairly Odd Parents.
- 41:47Speaker 1: You would have been that girl.
- 41:48Speaker 2: I'm trying to make some shit happen.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Tootie. Tootie. No, Tootie was the one he didn't like.
- 41:53Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Look it up, Melk.
- 41:57Speaker 2: I need to know now. I would have been the
- 41:58Speaker 2: mean-ass babysitter.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Vicky. Vicky. Icky Vicky. Tootie Tangy or Tootie something. You
- 42:04Speaker 1: would be so cute as her for Halloween. It was Tootie.
- 42:08Speaker 1: Tootie something.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Timmy's crush. Yeah.
- 42:12Speaker 1: I have to know. Trixie Tang. Trixie Tang. That's what
- 42:17Speaker 1: I was trying to say. Look. Like a Trixie Tang.
- 42:21Speaker 1: But I would want to.
- 42:23Speaker 3: So random.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I would want to be in Johnny Bravo. okay hey
- 42:27Speaker 1: mama beach parties girl why.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Are you such a you don't know what else you
- 42:32Speaker 3: just reminded me totally spies totally spies what's that oh
- 42:37Speaker 3: the girl with the red head and the shirt that's totally.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Spies they were that's not called totally spies that was.
- 42:44Speaker 3: Omg or they were they were agents they were agents
- 42:47Speaker 3: it was like three of them they had this decked
- 42:49Speaker 3: out ass like pad they had all the fucking gizmos
- 42:53Speaker 3: and gadgets and they were them girls Kim Possible.
- 42:56Speaker 2: All the girls on there were strapped.
- 42:58Speaker 1: We should do Kim Possible for Halloween.
- 43:00Speaker 2: That would be cute. That green girl was fire.
- 43:02Speaker 1: She's the cold name kid next door. That's what you
- 43:04Speaker 1: think about with the red head with the one black girl? Ooh,
- 43:07Speaker 1: or that movie, the old school thing when they was
- 43:09Speaker 1: all surfers.
- 43:11Speaker 2: What was that? Oh, Rocket Power.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Rocket Power. That would be fucking fun.
- 43:16Speaker 2: That was my show.
- 43:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:17Speaker 2: That was that shit.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Wild Thornberrys in the wilderness. That was a good show.
- 43:24Speaker 2: With Donnie... Yeah, we don't want to be on it, but.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Me and my son, me and my son, for Halloween,
- 43:30Speaker 1: we was Debbie, and he was the little wild boy.
- 43:32Speaker 2: He's giving that today.
- 43:34Speaker 1: Girl, baby fucking crash out.
- 43:36Speaker 2: BTS, behind the scenes.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Speaking of things that I don't like that men do, because, ooh,
- 43:40Speaker 1: my son. I'm starting to have to agree with, you
- 43:43Speaker 1: know how the men be like, I don't want no
- 43:45Speaker 1: grudges in the club, blah, blah, blah, blah. After we
- 43:47Speaker 1: went out this last time... I don't want no man
- 43:51Speaker 1: in the club. I was so disgusted. When did we
- 43:55Speaker 1: go out? I was disgusted for multiple reasons. When we
- 43:57Speaker 1: went out after the Don Toliver.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Oh, when y'all went out.
- 44:01Speaker 1: Yes.
- 44:01Speaker 2: That was a chaotic ass night.
- 44:03Speaker 4: Bruh.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 44:05Speaker 2: And then she had a chaotic ass night with me
- 44:06Speaker 2: when me and her went out.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Y'all did?
- 44:09Speaker 2: Yeah, we went out.
- 44:10Speaker 1: When did y'all go out?
- 44:12Speaker 2: Where were you? Probably in Jamaica.
- 44:16Speaker 1: I'm in Jamaica.
- 44:17Speaker 2: No, you wasn't in Jamaica. You were somewhere else.
- 44:21Speaker 3: I don't know where he was, but it was just
- 44:23Speaker 3: a very long night. Hey, I ain't gonna hold y'all.
- 44:28Speaker 3: I don't know how y'all feel about how men should act. Like,
- 44:31Speaker 3: what's the proper etiquette for a man in 2026 when
- 44:34Speaker 3: y'all go to the strip club together?
- 44:36Speaker 2: Because I had, like, went to the strip club with
- 44:39Speaker 2: a nigga, right?
- 44:40Speaker 3: And it was, like, very much giving, like, 2020. Like,
- 44:43Speaker 3: all the girls were crowded around him. He was super
- 44:47Speaker 3: in touch with all the girls and stuff. He even
- 44:49Speaker 3: grabbed one's chin at one point. And I'm just like,
- 44:52Speaker 3: oh my gosh, it's giving like 20-20.
- 44:55Speaker 2: When we left, I'm like, bro, who the fuck you
- 44:57Speaker 2: thought you was? Dollar Bill?
- 44:58Speaker 1: Big Meech? Dollar Bill? What the fuck? Oh, booty. Oh, booty.
- 45:02Speaker 3: And where I'm literally like, I'm like, I don't mind
- 45:04Speaker 3: a little strip club date at all.
- 45:06Speaker 1: I love a strip club date.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I don't mind it at all.
- 45:08Speaker 1: I'm like, am I the one being... Give me a
- 45:10Speaker 1: 10-piece lemon pepper, baby. What the fuck?
- 45:12Speaker 2: Am I the one being a fucking stiff-ass bitch?
- 45:14Speaker 1: You in here grabbing strippers by their chin like you Drake.
- 45:19Speaker 1: We about to... That's too much.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Why are you that acquainted with having hella dialogue?
- 45:23Speaker 1: When you were in the city, the same dancer's been
- 45:26Speaker 1: dancing this whole time.
- 45:27Speaker 2: So he do know I'm on.
- 45:28Speaker 1: The first name last name basis.
- 45:29Speaker 3: I still just feel like it's just It's just too much.
- 45:33Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
- 45:34Speaker 3: I feel like it's other niggas that see the same girlies.
- 45:38Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Did you see that same girl?
- 45:41Speaker 1: Wait, which one?
- 45:42Speaker 2: I don't know what we talking about.
- 45:44Speaker 1: You had to. Lock in.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Do you know what we talking about? Come on, bro.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Been there for forever.
- 45:51Speaker 2: I don't know who we talking about, y'all. It don't matter.
- 45:53Speaker 2: I don't mind.
- 45:54Speaker 1: But, I mean, it be the same thing. I feel
- 45:56Speaker 1: like proper etiquette is give me the money. sit back
- 46:00Speaker 1: and watch me.
- 46:01Speaker 2: Oh no i didn't no i didn't.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Sit back watch me do me no but i think
- 46:05Speaker 1: you still can have fun you can get up you
- 46:06Speaker 1: can grab ass you can this is that but at
- 46:09Speaker 1: the same time you supposed to be on some overly
- 46:11Speaker 1: chill shit because you would.
- 46:12Speaker 2: Have been like arrogant yeah you know.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Like y'all watch out y'all shouldn't be that comfortable with
- 46:18Speaker 1: me y'all see i'm with this badass bitch like y'all
- 46:21Speaker 1: dance make y'all money and let us vibe let us
- 46:24Speaker 1: talk because you can still talk in the strip club
- 46:26Speaker 1: you know but if it's ass on his cheeks and
- 46:29Speaker 1: back up just dance in front of me y'all gonna
- 46:31Speaker 1: get your money yeah but i feel like that's you
- 46:33Speaker 1: know keep it cute but that he has to be
- 46:36Speaker 1: they have to know that that's not they nigga because
- 46:38Speaker 1: they be feeling talk to us drop how you feel.
- 46:42Speaker 2: I just feel like Mm, just keep it P, bro.
- 46:47Speaker 2: Why are you trying to... I mean, it's just like giving.
- 46:50Speaker 3: You're trying to, like, show me that you're so tapped
- 46:53Speaker 3: in with the dancers.
- 46:55Speaker 1: Like.
- 46:58Speaker 1: I feel like from what you're describing, I feel like
- 47:00Speaker 1: it just was natural. Like, it's just, that's what it was.
- 47:02Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. I mean, I don't know.
- 47:04Speaker 1: I'm with you. She's just giving me like, see, look,
- 47:07Speaker 1: these hoes love me. Deja love. Oh, I'm that nigga
- 47:13Speaker 1: in here. I'm feeling like the man.
- 47:16Speaker 2: When I walk through.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Oh, for real. Let me finish talking about my ick. So,
- 47:23Speaker 1: you know, the cameraman comes around in the club.
- 47:26Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 47:26Speaker 1: He came around. This nigga got to dance. And I'm like, ew, bitch.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Sit your funky ass down. Why, as a man, are
- 47:35Speaker 1: you trying to be called dancing on the camera? Why
- 47:38Speaker 1: do you feel the need to be out every weekend? Bitch,
- 47:40Speaker 1: why are you on the flyer?
- 47:41Speaker 3: Please.
- 47:42Speaker 2: Please. I can't stand being on a flyer. Go to war.
- 47:46Speaker 1: Go to war.
- 47:46Speaker 2: No, for real.
- 47:47Speaker 3: I don't even like being... When we be on flyers,
- 47:50Speaker 3: I don't even like that shit.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Not gonna hold you.
- 47:52Speaker 1: Who put us on a flyer? We've been on a few.
- 47:55Speaker 4: Oh, no, no.
- 47:55Speaker 1: But if we on a flyer, it's because it's our
- 47:57Speaker 1: people shit.
- 47:58Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.
- 47:58Speaker 1: We in the building.
- 47:59Speaker 2: So, yeah.
- 48:00Speaker 3: It ain't... But still, I just be like, y'all could've
- 48:02Speaker 3: just put our little at the bottom.
- 48:04Speaker 2: We gonna post it and keep it moving.
- 48:06Speaker 1: But... Nah, if we locked in, we locked in. Put
- 48:08Speaker 1: us on there. It's 527.
- 48:09Speaker 2: We're in the mix.
- 48:10Speaker 1: But... Yeah, no, I just felt like the men were
- 48:14Speaker 1: in the club, like, giving baddies, and I just, have fun,
- 48:19Speaker 1: pop your bottles. They waiting around for the bottles in
- 48:21Speaker 1: the nigga section. Ain't nowhere for the women to sit,
- 48:24Speaker 1: because the niggas that ain't put in no.
- 48:25Speaker 2: Shit is all in the section. Sausage face.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Dancing and, what? Sit down. No, actually, last time I
- 48:32Speaker 1: went to the club.
- 48:35Speaker 2: Talk to us.
- 48:35Speaker 1: All the niggas was, like, posted up, taking pictures. They
- 48:38Speaker 1: was taking more pictures than us. Yes.
- 48:41Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying? It's like, I don't like it.
- 48:45Speaker 1: What are y'all doing?
- 48:50Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie.
- 48:52Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie. I don't like an outside ass nigga.
- 48:56Speaker 1: I don't.
- 48:57Speaker 3: And I don't like a strip club ass nigga neither.
- 49:00Speaker 3: Cause you're just too cool with these hoes. And then like,
- 49:03Speaker 3: and I'm not saying like, like we go outside here
- 49:06Speaker 3: and there or whatever.
- 49:07Speaker 2: I'm not saying we're just the most inside ass.
- 49:09Speaker 1: We not. We ain't put up.
- 49:10Speaker 3: You know, but like, if you're like the type of
- 49:13Speaker 3: guy where you can just like count on the fact
- 49:16Speaker 3: that he's going to be outside.
- 49:18Speaker 1: Like I said, he on the flyer. No sir. to
- 49:20Speaker 1: be there.
- 49:20Speaker 2: I'm cool. I don't want to.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Yeah, like.
- 49:23Speaker 2: I don't want it.
- 49:24Speaker 1: And this is one guy in particular that I was
- 49:26Speaker 1: talking about, and I was just like, sit down, Hoochie Mama.
- 49:30Speaker 3: Bro.
- 49:31Speaker 1: He is the club.
- 49:32Speaker 2: It's his birthday.
- 49:33Speaker 1: This nigga what?
- 49:34Speaker 2: He said, pop, lock, and drop it.
- 49:36Speaker 1: He recording people's signs. You ain't put in on this.
- 49:39Speaker 1: The signs say rich niggas only. You ain't a rich nigga.
- 49:43Speaker 2: Your light is on. That is corny as hell. That's embarrassing.
- 49:47Speaker 1: And I told you when the cameraman came around, he
- 49:49Speaker 1: was like, in the camera, make sure you see the motion.
- 49:52Speaker 1: You ain't got no motion, Dajon. Hit your ass. We
- 49:55Speaker 1: about to start calling corny niggas Dajon. Dajon. This Dajon dirt. Y'all,
- 50:02Speaker 1: why was I out and this Dajon ass nigga came
- 50:04Speaker 1: up to me?
- 50:05Speaker 3: You see that Dajon looking ass nigga over there?
- 50:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:07Speaker 2: I like it.
- 50:08Speaker 1: Dajon.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Thumbs down.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Tuh.
- 50:11Speaker 2: Words from the block.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Free Dirk, keep Dajon.
- 50:13Speaker 2: Amen, amen.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Because why you take them ladies' money? That's fucked up.
- 50:18Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Dirk free.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Well, not. He ain't free.
- 50:21Speaker 2: He's not guilty.
- 50:22Speaker 1: Smirky, yo. And I think it's so crazy because all
- 50:26Speaker 1: his people turned on him, got to run in they mouth,
- 50:29Speaker 1: and look. The one dude was facing three years. Now
- 50:33Speaker 1: he's facing a life sentence because he just overly wanted
- 50:35Speaker 1: to talk. How was these people able to be around him?
- 50:39Speaker 1: It took for this for him to see that they
- 50:41Speaker 1: ain't solid. I feel like it had to be. For
- 50:44Speaker 1: them to tell that easily, I feel like it had
- 50:46Speaker 1: to be other signs. You can't take everybody with you.
- 50:49Speaker 3: We're losing the plot, y'all. If you not going to
- 50:52Speaker 3: be a dedicated street nigga, then just don't do it.
- 50:56Speaker 2: I mean, real is a dying breed. And I don't.
- 50:58Speaker 3: I feel like that, too. It's just like, if you
- 51:01Speaker 3: know that you're going to fold one sheet, but people
- 51:03Speaker 3: want to have their cake and eat it, too. And
- 51:05Speaker 3: everybody's doing it now, so that's just like the convenient
- 51:08Speaker 3: thing to do.
- 51:08Speaker 2: Bro, it's too normalized.
- 51:09Speaker 1: May Dirk bring the real niggas back. No, for real.
- 51:12Speaker 3: Because you see the lame niggas lost in the end.
- 51:18Speaker 2: Period.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Jesus, oh, yeah. Prayers up for Smarkeo. Bring that man
- 51:23Speaker 1: back home to India. She been killed. looks after looks
- 51:26Speaker 1: after looks going to trial. Her little feet be hurting, baby, but...
- 51:31Speaker 1: Just get your little kitten heel, India. It's okay. You
- 51:33Speaker 1: can wear a kitten heel to the courts. You ain't
- 51:35Speaker 1: at the club. You can wear a kitten heel. She
- 51:37Speaker 1: be getting out the car, like, feet buckling.
- 51:40Speaker 2: But she look fine.
- 51:41Speaker 1: India's so pretty.
- 51:42Speaker 2: Yeah, she is.
- 51:43Speaker 1: She's so super pretty. So we got Dajon Love for
- 51:46Speaker 1: the corny niggas. What's the funniest nickname you and your
- 51:48Speaker 1: friends ever gave a nigga?
- 51:51Speaker 2: I remember me and Trap just called each other niggas.
- 51:55Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm finna say? Who, Gilly?
- 51:58Speaker 1: No. Oh. No.
- 52:00Speaker 2: But that was funny, too. But, uh, strep throat.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Strep throat? Yeah. Do tell, what?
- 52:06Speaker 2: No backstory.
- 52:07Speaker 1: No backstory?
- 52:09Speaker 2: One mile.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Uh.
- 52:13Speaker 3: No.
- 52:13Speaker 1: But, we got, funniest nickname me and my friends ever
- 52:17Speaker 1: gave somebody was gargoyle.
- 52:20Speaker 2: No backstory. He looked like one?
- 52:23Speaker 1: Like a fucking gargoyle.
- 52:24Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Baby hump you know that gargoyles that was on the
- 52:27Speaker 1: hump back uh that's another underrated ass movie oh yeah
- 52:32Speaker 1: i love it shout out to disney but he was
- 52:35Speaker 1: a gargoyle nicest man ever fuck shrek a gargoyle yeah
- 52:39Speaker 1: yeah not an ogre a gargoyle a fucking gargoyle.
- 52:43Speaker 3: He had the hair like them what kind of hair
- 52:45Speaker 3: gargoyles got they had like.
- 52:47Speaker 1: The little bangs and gargoyles got bangs and like long
- 52:51Speaker 1: hair kind of I don't know.
- 52:54Speaker 2: They got them little horns and shit and them little
- 52:56Speaker 2: dog looking things. No, what am I thinking about? Never mind. Disregard, disregard, disregard.
- 53:02Speaker 1: Look. Man, stop.
- 53:07Speaker 2: That wasn't Choho, was it? Was that Choho? Yeah, I
- 53:11Speaker 2: thought y'all didn't care about what they looked like.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Oh my... Spit that shit. Spit that shit.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Okay, would you rather... Okay, real quick. Sorry, y'all. Would
- 53:20Speaker 2: you rather have....
- 53:22Speaker 3: A rich nigga or a normal nigga with, like, a
- 53:27Speaker 3: genuine relationship.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Genuine relationship, normal nigga, or a rich nigga? Normal and genuine.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Yeah. A normal.
- 53:34Speaker 2: Okay, yay. We're not as tempered as they thought we were.
- 53:37Speaker 3: No.
- 53:38Speaker 1: I think that it comes in with us saying that
- 53:40Speaker 1: we just want to go all in and just get
- 53:41Speaker 1: the rich nigga outside of everything else is because if
- 53:44Speaker 1: that normal nigga is going to still play with my.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Heart, then... That's the thing.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Then I'm going to shoot for the moon.
- 53:50Speaker 3: It's just hard to find something genuine nowadays, so you
- 53:54Speaker 3: just opt for.
- 53:55Speaker 2: I told you.
- 53:56Speaker 1: I'm on my lover girl shit now, and it's just like,
- 53:58Speaker 1: how lucky did I.
- 53:59Speaker 2: Get that his dick big, his money big, ain't he fine?
- 54:03Speaker 2: I know that's right.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Yeah, but so now.
- 54:05Speaker 2: Let me get some of that juice.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Yeah, girl. But now, but I see, like, when they
- 54:10Speaker 1: be talking about, like, just get somebody that you genuinely like,
- 54:11Speaker 1: because I genuinely like him outside of, everything else so
- 54:15Speaker 1: it's like it's not a money thing at all or
- 54:17Speaker 1: nothing like that like we have yeah we have a
- 54:19Speaker 1: good time like i we could be doing nothing we
- 54:22Speaker 1: could go grocery shopping we could be just sitting there
- 54:24Speaker 1: talking we could do anything and i just like genuinely
- 54:27Speaker 1: enjoy his company his energy and and shit like that
- 54:30Speaker 1: but I love that for you. Yeah, but I still
- 54:33Speaker 1: stick by I would never date a black man.
- 54:35Speaker 3: I mean, when your requirements are your requirements, you know,
- 54:38Speaker 3: you're not even going to get to the point to
- 54:40Speaker 3: where you can see, like, ooh, do I like this
- 54:41Speaker 3: nigga or not? Because he doesn't meet the requirements. So
- 54:44Speaker 3: now that he do, it's just like, oh, damn, I
- 54:46Speaker 3: really like this nigga.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Because if I could be... I just think, like, they
- 54:50Speaker 1: be like, yeah, this poor man treats you like Princess Diana.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Bro, y'all never catch me. I ain't even about to
- 54:57Speaker 2: be with a poor man.
- 54:58Speaker 1: And that's all I'm saying.
- 54:58Speaker 3: Because I'm about to, like, waste my time and my
- 55:00Speaker 3: energy and my fucking stress and shit.
- 55:02Speaker 2: And it's not even on no gold digger shit, for real.
- 55:05Speaker 1: It's not.
- 55:05Speaker 2: It's just, like... Girls want to be stable, comfortable.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 55:08Speaker 3: Like, you got to come with your own, because I
- 55:10Speaker 3: come with my own. And I'm not even about to.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Be on your line begging. Like, I'm not a begging-ass bitch.
- 55:16Speaker 2: I really.
- 55:17Speaker 3: You know, it's just like, you got to be, have
- 55:20Speaker 3: some stability about yourself.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Because my thing is with it.
- 55:23Speaker 2: And we got to have fun. We got to do stuff.
- 55:25Speaker 1: But my thing is like, why are you broke?
- 55:27Speaker 2: I have such a drive.
- 55:28Speaker 1: So for real. Yeah, you know, so like we want
- 55:30Speaker 1: a lot. We're not equally yoked.
- 55:31Speaker 3: We're not equally yoked.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Like if you broke.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Bro, you're not going to understand.
- 55:36Speaker 2: If you broke, you a joke.
- 55:40Speaker 1: You a fucking joke.
- 55:41Speaker 3: You're not going to understand me picking up extra shit.
- 55:44Speaker 3: You're not going to understand me going to the podcast.
- 55:46Speaker 3: You're not going to understand.
- 55:48Speaker 1: And what are you doing? Nothing. If you're broke, you
- 55:51Speaker 1: can joke. If you're broke, you can croak, nigga. Like, boy.
- 55:57Speaker 1: But that's the only thing. Nobody's saying, like, you know,
- 56:00Speaker 1: I just want, like you said, somebody equally yoked. Like,
- 56:02Speaker 1: you got to have that drive that I had. Like...
- 56:05Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 56:06Speaker 3: I still want to go, but I'm not because those
- 56:08Speaker 3: niggas must die.
- 56:09Speaker 2: No, no, no. I'm just kidding. No, because that one
- 56:12Speaker 2: wasn't even that good.
- 56:16Speaker 1: All right, let's wrap this up.
- 56:18Speaker 2: I'd rather sell coke than go broke.
- 56:20Speaker 1: Gee, we'll look those guys. You need to sell coke.
- 56:23Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
- 56:24Speaker 1: And that's how niggas end up telling. If you ain't
- 56:26Speaker 1: even poking me in the streets, no, no, no. You
- 56:28Speaker 1: know what? Just stay on the sidewalk. Y'all persuaded this
- 56:32Speaker 1: man to sell coke. Now he about to take down
- 56:33Speaker 1: the whole goddamn operation to tell on everybody because he
- 56:36Speaker 1: not really with that life. Get a job. You can
- 56:38Speaker 1: get a job. If you broke, stay woke. Just get
- 56:41Speaker 1: a job. Get a job and live within your means.
- 56:44Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
- 56:47Speaker 2: Amen. A word, sister. All right.
- 56:51Speaker 1: Let's get on out of here, guys. Do the outro then.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Do it.
- 56:56Speaker 2: Hit us with it, Kiki.
- 56:59Speaker 3: Yeah, so that just about does it for us, and
- 57:02Speaker 3: it's 520 somewhere.
- 57:03Speaker 2: Make sure you tap in.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Wait, no, wait, no.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Oh, the outro?
- 57:07Speaker 1: I mean, topic? Yeah. Oh, okay, yeah, let's do it.
- 57:11Speaker 3: Okay, no, because since we were talking about, you know,
- 57:14Speaker 3: them white folks spending people's food and stuff, we're going
- 57:16Speaker 3: to lighten the mood.
- 57:18Speaker 2: I just want to know, what do y'all... What.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Do y'all... Why you keep on rhyming? Put your hands up.
- 57:25Speaker 1: Come on, hit us with a kiss. Y'all, I got
- 57:28Speaker 1: to pee. All right, okay.
- 57:29Speaker 2: What are some white people's sayings that y'all feel like
- 57:31Speaker 2: kind of ate? Get a load of this guy.
- 57:35Speaker 1: Bucko. Buddy.
- 57:37Speaker 2: Yeah, bub.
- 57:38Speaker 1: You're cruising for a bruising.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Cruising for a bruising.
- 57:41Speaker 1: Cruising for a bruising.
- 57:43Speaker 2: Bro, I say that to my kids so much.
- 57:45Speaker 1: Do you? You're barking up the wrong tree, pal. Yeah,
- 57:47Speaker 1: that's a good one. How, bro?
- 57:50Speaker 2: I remember your glue. Whatever you say, it bounce off
- 57:53Speaker 2: of me and sticks to you.
- 57:54Speaker 1: What?
- 57:55Speaker 3: Y'all, why I seen a hole in the head in real, like,
- 57:58Speaker 3: I said my granny used it, right? But while on
- 58:01Speaker 3: the craft, y'all know it's about to be that season,
- 58:03Speaker 3: so I was watching the Oaks. movies the fall movies
- 58:06Speaker 3: the craft the uh the crazy girl i can't remember
- 58:09Speaker 3: her name vicky or some shit the craziest one she
- 58:12Speaker 3: said uh she said something about the other girl and
- 58:16Speaker 3: she was like yeah like a hole in the head
- 58:18Speaker 3: i'm like oh my god that's the first is that
- 58:19Speaker 3: a white people saying i don't know.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Why yada yada Newsflash, buddy. Newsflash, buddy. Newsflash. Hold your horses.
- 58:30Speaker 1: Hold your fucking horses. We are out of here, though.
- 58:32Speaker 2: You're on thin ice, pal.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Listen.
- 58:35Speaker 2: Listen up.
- 58:36Speaker 1: Oh, brother. Listen, we are out of here. We will
- 58:40Speaker 1: see y'all next. Oh, go ahead. Do your outro. Take
- 58:43Speaker 1: us curious. Oh, no, no, no.
- 58:46Speaker 2: That's not my thing.
- 58:47Speaker 1: She got real sexy with it. All right. We love y'all.
- 58:50Speaker 2: We will see y'all next week.
- 58:51Speaker 1: Stay blessed. Stay black. Stay safe.
- 58:54Speaker 2: Quiet storm. Gary Wade.