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Ironic Sex | BD #238 ft. Tommy Smokes & John Feitelberg · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: What Us Up? Everybody? Welcome to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 1: Dad Podcast. No Little Sass today, but we have two
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  Speaker 1: incredible replacements from the hit series Tires that came out
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  Speaker 1: from the hit series Mascots, which came out on Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: Fights and Tommy. Thank you guys for coming on with
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  Speaker 1: an absolute pleasure.
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  Speaker 5: No, thank you for.
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  Speaker 3: Having it's been too long. Thank you very much for
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  Speaker 3: having us guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll pumped to have you guys right away, right away.
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  Speaker 5: We do things a little differently on this show. We
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  Speaker 5: are going to remind you that you must go check
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  Speaker 5: out Mascots. It's on YouTube. Yes, where's the best place
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  Speaker 3: It's on the out of order YouTube.
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  Speaker 6: But if you just type in lay mascots on YouTube,
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  Speaker 6: I think it'll pop up.
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  Speaker 5: I would hope.
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  Speaker 6: I did a test the other day, had put L
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  Speaker 6: that popped up, so you'll get there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, once you get once you get to the a,
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  Speaker 3: you're all sad, you're good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So that dropped eight pm, well today tonight, and so
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  Speaker 5: now it's out and uh Owen and PAVs directed and wrote.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys contributed to the writing as well.
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  Speaker 3: We did a little contributing. It was very very very
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  Speaker 3: largely on.
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  Speaker 5: One, but we did awesome and everyone's super excited, Like,
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  Speaker 5: this is just really good. This is one of those
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  Speaker 5: things that I think the whole of Barstool is proud
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  Speaker 5: of because we don't typically put out things this pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: This is a very pretty nice thing that well out
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  Speaker 5: to Like, it's pretty, it looks good, it's well thought out.
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  Speaker 1: But like, more importantly than anything, like, it's very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah at the end of the day, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: with a series like this, that's the thing that matters
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  Speaker 1: the most.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we want people to laugh, but we want we
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  Speaker 7: want people to feel as well, and we want people
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  Speaker 7: to be in all of the colors they're seeing and
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  Speaker 7: the shooting.
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  Speaker 3: There's not a good twenty two minutes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there is, there is a Tommy said, we want
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  Speaker 6: people to do would you say you want people to laugh?
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  Speaker 3: It was the second one, feel feel yeh yeah, because.
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  Speaker 6: That's something whenever we talk about the show I try
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  Speaker 6: to bring up because one thing we learned was that
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  Speaker 6: a lot of first time comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Is what they lack is heart. And like the I
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  Speaker 3: think Apato said it, maybe that it's like every.
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  Speaker 6: Time you got to punch something, every time someone brings
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  Speaker 6: you a comedy script, you always have to punch up
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  Speaker 6: the heart. So we tried not to and I don't
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  Speaker 6: think we had to, and I think there's a lot
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  Speaker 6: of heart.
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  Speaker 7: I oh, yeah, we said, you know, Seinfeld does no hugs,
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  Speaker 7: no lessons. We've got some hugs and we've got some lessons.
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  Speaker 1: I think it feels uh, I don't know if if
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  Speaker 1: it feels funny. Everybody feels pretty true to who they
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  Speaker 1: are as a person and as a character. But it
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  Speaker 1: also like there it is clearly like a departure and like,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are acting, and I know that. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a bunch of your acting. I haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: as much of your acting until now. Did you how
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  Speaker 1: did you find it? Did you find it easy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: I mean I've done acting it's like a few out
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  Speaker 7: of order sketches. And I was Charlie Brown in my
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  Speaker 7: second grade play Charlie Brown's Valentine's Day, So it's always
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  Speaker 7: been in my blood.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I like it a lot.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's like my favorite thing to do here.
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  Speaker 1: Cool more than any of the other stuff you do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, more than Team Portnoy.
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  Speaker 7: Well that's not a thing you do.
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  Speaker 1: More than the smoke. The smoke show you.
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  Speaker 7: I think being you know, like getting to be somebody
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  Speaker 7: else is it's freeing and it's fun.
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  Speaker 5: You're telling me that when you go bang chicks, that's
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  Speaker 5: not you like stepping into a different person, goofy, but
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  Speaker 5: itself unsure person.
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  Speaker 1: I used to wait for the other shoe to drop
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  Speaker 1: on that and to people, for people to like notice
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  Speaker 1: Tommy and stop banging him. But now I've stopped rooting
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 3: You want me to not bang?
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  Speaker 1: I used to. I used to just be like, this
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  Speaker 1: will come to a head at some point.
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  Speaker 3: This joke will stop. The universe was to get together
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  Speaker 3: and say we've let him have his fun. Put no
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  Speaker 3: more ironic sex for because that's.
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  Speaker 1: What it is. Honestly, it's like ironic sex.
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  Speaker 7: It's not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not ironic.
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  Speaker 5: They like me for me, they don't no more ironic,
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  Speaker 5: no more ironic sex for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's like girls who have had like a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: hot dudes and they feel unfulfilled.
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  Speaker 7: I am different, you know, like you know, different than
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  Speaker 7: the other and they want they want you.
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  Speaker 3: They want to zagre.
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  Speaker 7: Saying oh this guy, he's not very masculine, but he's
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  Speaker 7: got a penis.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and then they're like, maybe that's what I want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then you don't wind up dating any of them seriously.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I yeah, you know, I'm a lot to handle.
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  Speaker 1: It's like once they go Tommy, they do go back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well that was interesting.
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  Speaker 5: He felt that.
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  Speaker 7: You know, you're a lot of girls last.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no more of that, No more zagging for me.
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  Speaker 5: I'll stick to the line.
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  Speaker 7: It does make me feel self conscious that, like, there
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  Speaker 7: are probably girls out there who.
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  Speaker 3: Are like, went on a date with Tommy one time
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  Speaker 3: and like a laughing tone, like a little story for
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  Speaker 3: their girls.
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  Speaker 6: There was a uh, this is a long time. It
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  Speaker 6: was probably like fifteen years ago. There was a Chinese
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  Speaker 6: billionaire whose daughter he was a lesbian, and he kind
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  Speaker 6: of put out basically a challenge where he was like,
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  Speaker 6: anyone who marries my daughter, any man who marries my daughter,
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  Speaker 6: I will give you a billion dollars or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Some insane well the gall that was thrown and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'll.
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  Speaker 6: Fucking marry this chick, And somehow I ended up on
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  Speaker 6: Dateline twenty twenty making the argument for why I should
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  Speaker 6: be allowed.
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  Speaker 3: To marry this woman that's amazing and this lesbian woman.
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  Speaker 6: And my whole argument at the time, I was probably
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  Speaker 6: twenty two, was like, I'm as close to a woman
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  Speaker 6: as she'll find. Yeah, exactly, like I like Taylor Swift,
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  Speaker 6: I like I had this whole list of things.
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  Speaker 3: You would have been a much better Like this is interesting.
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  Speaker 7: We were saying earlier, like or a few weeks ago,
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  Speaker 7: come back from like plaster, and there were just a
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  Speaker 7: lot of feminine pictures of me, which as there usually are,
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  Speaker 7: and I said, I just can't imagine a woman ever
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  Speaker 7: looking at me and saying, that's my fucking rock, that's
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  Speaker 7: my protector, my protective Yeah, there's my fucking rock.
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  Speaker 3: Like he's always there for me. I can always like.
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  Speaker 1: No, I want him to sleep closer to the door
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  Speaker 1: an intruder.
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  Speaker 3: Would you would you have like like, let's say an
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  Speaker 3: intruder came in. What's your move?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: Well you're a woman.
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  Speaker 7: You're a woman, Hi, What what am I going to do?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Do I have a weapon on it?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: It's just your house? Whatever you have naturally at your house,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't get you don't have anything.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a studio apartment, so there's not much hiding.
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  Speaker 3: He's in and he's killing both. Or I might barter.
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  Speaker 1: I might be like, take her, can you get to
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  Speaker 1: the knives?
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  Speaker 7: Like, can you get to the No, he would have
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  Speaker 7: first crack at the knives based in my kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: When you walk in, I'd be on the bed at
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  Speaker 3: the end of the room.
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  Speaker 1: What about when you become a dad, Well i'd have
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  Speaker 1: a house hopefully then. But what I'm saying about being
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  Speaker 1: like a protector or you know, guiding light.
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  Speaker 7: Roll maybe unlocks a chemical in you that I don't
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  Speaker 7: have yet. But maybe if I was holding a baby
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  Speaker 7: in my arms, I'd be more.
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  Speaker 3: Of a protector.
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  Speaker 7: But right now, hide and barter with the woman.
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  Speaker 5: Tommy currently is putting twenty percent of each paycheck towards
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  Speaker 5: a safe room. Someday that would I'd love.
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  Speaker 3: What of the bookcase.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to have a very like mid size house,
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  Speaker 5: but a four hundred thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Hours and it's just very Obviously kids aren't going to college. Lord,
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  Speaker 3: they'll get to college age.
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  Speaker 1: Which is also kind of Jewish about you. Like most
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  Speaker 1: of the houses in Tel Aviv I think have have
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  Speaker 1: safe rooms or like bomb shelters kind of that makes sense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they always have.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, i's got an iron dome over.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of smart. That's kind of smart. So your
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  Speaker 1: character in the show is kind of kind of has
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  Speaker 1: that sensibility of this like lightly feminine sensibility.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I think Marlon is. He's ambiguous certainly some more like
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  Speaker 7: my mom was, like, your character came off like kind
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  Speaker 7: of femininely. I'm afraid people are gonna call you gay.
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  Speaker 3: That's a fear of you.
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't wrong with that, Like she hasn't faced that fear yet.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, it's definitely. It's not Tommy. I tried to,
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  Speaker 7: you know, like Tommy straight, Tommy has sex, Tommy loves women.
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  Speaker 7: Marlin his passion his sexuality is art. It's making art,
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  Speaker 7: it's making theater, it's making productions. He doesn't even think
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  Speaker 7: about men or women. I would say, yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 7: It's very fun to watch. People have to go out
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  Speaker 7: and watch it.
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  Speaker 1: And the way you guys shot it, I think is
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  Speaker 1: sick too, because you were just not exclusively running and gunning.
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  Speaker 1: But it was pretty Uh you guys are just going
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  Speaker 1: out just you're just out there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean if it feels like we're running the
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  Speaker 6: gun and we're running the gun. We rented gigsters for
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  Speaker 6: some scenes. But like everything in New York and in
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  Speaker 6: the Street and Times, Square wasn't square Park is all?
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  Speaker 1: What's the rules for people in the background of that
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  Speaker 1: kind of shit?
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  Speaker 7: So we looked up oh and looked up the state law,
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  Speaker 7: and I believe it was that you only have to
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  Speaker 7: blur face or get a permission if they're.
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  Speaker 1: Seeing and heard, so is fine and only.
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  Speaker 3: Heard I guess it is also fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, you know, no expectation.
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  Speaker 7: It has to be both for them to be blurred
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  Speaker 7: correct well, or you have to get the permission.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see right, no nudity.
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  Speaker 7: Well, we've only seen one episode.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, fair, I think my balls are out a lot
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  Speaker 6: in one episode.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever thought about I hadn't thought it was
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  Speaker 3: until Vin brought it up on the show the other day.
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  Speaker 5: Were you in there for that?
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  Speaker 3: Would you be able to kiss someone?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I hadn't thought.
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  Speaker 3: About romance scenes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's scary.
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  Speaker 5: In a video, did you Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for Smoke show.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, made out with Tico.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah take that, Missus Scabell.
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  Speaker 5: That's a very confusing math equation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's a big that Also, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of bleeds into the Beach House stuff, like making out
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  Speaker 1: with someone on camera is something that you never even
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  Speaker 1: really want to consider having to do.
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  Speaker 7: I would be less comfortable doing it on Beach House
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  Speaker 7: because that's real, Like that's Tommy and you're probably blonde
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  Speaker 7: girl making out and on in.
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  Speaker 3: A show, mascots whatever, those are the characters. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: think that is a fine difference.
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  Speaker 1: So you so when you at Beach House this past
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  Speaker 1: weekend when you took a girl home, you didn't kiss
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  Speaker 1: at all until you were behind closed doors.
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  Speaker 7: No, we kissed little in the backyard. But she didn't
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  Speaker 7: want to be on camera. She has like her job,
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  Speaker 7: so I don't want to be on.
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  Speaker 5: Camera at all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's the same. It was the same girl was a.
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  Speaker 7: Girl from last weekend.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, that's crazy that girls are doing that.
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  Speaker 7: That doesn't let just prove how much they like to
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  Speaker 7: for Tommy, like to be like, I'm gonna I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to go back to this house with you and just
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  Speaker 7: trust that these ten camera people with us won't put
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  Speaker 7: me on TV like they got a picture like from
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  Speaker 7: behind of her like blurd her face or something, but
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  Speaker 7: like nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is you get what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, but again, so much trust she's putting it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that's what is crazy about. It doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: any sense. Would there have ever been a point of
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  Speaker 1: either of your lives where you would have done a
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  Speaker 1: show like that, Like no, even like the real Bravo
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  Speaker 1: Summer House.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I've I've always had too much hope for
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  Speaker 5: my future. I didn't feel like burning options that early,
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  Speaker 5: you know, contract you No, I mean I do admire it,
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  Speaker 5: I and I don't. I don't think I don't necessarily
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  Speaker 5: feel that way anymore. I think that we've seen people now.
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  Speaker 5: I used to believe that people that went on the
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  Speaker 5: real world or whatever they had very much pigeonholed themselves
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  Speaker 5: into one lane, and that to to grow your career
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  Speaker 5: in any direction, I mean, I remember THEO Vaughn. The
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  Speaker 5: first time he ever came into barstool, he said to
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  Speaker 5: me before he came on Barsol Breakfast, he said, the
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  Speaker 5: only thing I don't want to talk about is the
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  Speaker 5: real World road rules thing I did.
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  Speaker 1: Oh real, he.
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  Speaker 5: Goes, that was a long time ago. I don't want
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  Speaker 5: that to be attached to me anymore. And it's taken
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  Speaker 5: me a really long time to redefine myself away from it.
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  Speaker 5: And here we are.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Now it's like, oh, now you nobody would even remember
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  Speaker 5: that because he's he's yeah, he's like a cultural icon.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, now, I think there are a lot
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  Speaker 5: of reality TV people who have found hosting work, have
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  Speaker 5: become comedians or started all kinds of They use their
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  Speaker 5: reality TV platforms to start businesses and brands and all
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  Speaker 5: kinds of stuff, and so it just seems like there's
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  Speaker 5: a lot more options instead of being like, Okay, well
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  Speaker 5: that's I'm going to come back for the challenge he's
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  Speaker 5: in four and then like hopefully they'll have me that,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: So such a product, Tommy, what product? I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 1: look at the guys on Southern Charm, Like they have
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  Speaker 1: like beers and like pillow companies, and a.
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  Speaker 7: Lot of people always ask me for my skincare team.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe I should launch a skin product. I don't really
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  Speaker 7: use that much.
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  Speaker 3: No, you should.
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  Speaker 5: You should do some sort of like home invasion tactic.
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  Speaker 1: Tell guns.
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  Speaker 5: Tommy's you know, backdoor exit strategy, and.
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  Speaker 3: It's just sell for a price. I never would have
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  Speaker 3: done something I like. I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I just I never liked reality I don't like reality TV.
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  Speaker 6: I've never been someone who gravitated towards that be a
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  Speaker 6: road rules real world, Like I saw the big stuff,
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  Speaker 6: like I know Trichelle in Vegas and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Like that, right, but I never I don't know. I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't get why people act the way they do
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  Speaker 6: on reality TV. Well's and it's hard for me to
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  Speaker 6: be around it. Yeah, people are always like sass speaking of it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Was always like Tommy, if you're gonna ruin your career.
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: Like it's like if you're just going out there and
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: acting pretty normal, Like I know how I act when
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: I go out. I'm not a criminal like I think
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: you're just like you don't know, You're just showing yourself,
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: another side of yourself to the world.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: But that is bad TV.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: You want me to be a criminal.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you just being like yourself and getting along
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: with everybody is bad TV.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: Who you are sucks the way of saying I disagree.
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: I think if you had ten people trying to be
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: the main character and trying to force drama like it goes,
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: real drama's best, no drama second best, force drama is
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: the worst, I would say.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yeah, but they were talking about
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: it on Chicks in the Office and they're like, Bravo
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: has to stop platforming toxic men. And they counter argue
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: was that it's good reality TV to have toxic men.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, counter counter, it's good to have some America's sweethearts.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: To Vinnie from the Jersey Shore, I think.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: You know that was twenty years ago, and you're like
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: clinging to cultural like lynchpin of I just don't. I
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: think that having a bunch of Nicky Smokes in the
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: house is more entertained than having a bunch of Tommy
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Smokes in the house for that show for mascots that like,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: of course you're going to be better for it, you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: for the Smoke show, of course you're going to be
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: better for it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but counter counter, counter argument.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: I think a good mix is probably the top of that.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, you need some KDIs It is very fun to
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: watch or just to go back and to see. And
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I do know you have the devious bones in your body,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: but I just I don't think you want to.
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: I mean I tried, I mean stir up the La
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: Uno drama last week, but like you can't again, you
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: can't force it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Like what was that was that Una.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: And Ella both hooked up with chef Donnie's brother and
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: they both found out about it, and they they didn't
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: really argue about it, but one of the producers started like.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I think they have real beef, Like, try to stir
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: that up today.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: So on Saturday I was like I talked to each
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: of them off The other thing, too, is like you
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: can't constantly potstar on camera because then nobody trusts you
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: in the house since they're all going out live, you
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: know what I mean, Like you got to have some
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: off camera conversations where you get through to them and
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: are able to like talk to them. But they were
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: both just very much like I don't care.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: But if you but if you set them up, then
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: you allowed them to calculate their own response, whereas if
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: you had just in the middle of nowhere put them
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: on the spot. Maybe you get something more on the spot,
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: onyble By, that point was.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Happening you like producers are telling you to go fuck people.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: No, not really, they were just like this might have
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: been happening, like you know, people want drama, Like see
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: if I think that's pretty basic reality TV.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: You know, I.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Obviously it's just not my fore tape.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize like behind the scenes producers are telling
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: you like inside information and telling you the kind of
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: stir pots.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: That I don't know that there's a show I forget
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: exactly what it's called, but it was about a reality
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: TV show producer. It was like a scripted show, but
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: it makes them seem like maybe the worst human beings
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: of all time, like very manipulative yea. And so you
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: can see why I was drawn.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: To do it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: I mean, you have to do it to make the show,
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: like you gotta you gotta have.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: It's tough because it's obviously.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: The producers and so people are our coworkers, but like
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: they got to not act like it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And I also think that people just won't admit when
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: they don't like each other. And I think that's the drawback.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Those women actually don't like each.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Other, you think, Alenuna legitimately don't like each other? Of course, what.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I would love for that to be true.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Of course, are you serious?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I would love for that to be true.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: But again from talking to them, like what like I
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: really like I got them, Bob, I.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Was like, Oh, they genuinely don't care about this, No chance,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: that's the company line. Of course they're gonna say that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Nobody wants the smoke unless they think they're in the right.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like everyone's going
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: to attack Nick. Everyone wants to smoke with Nikki smokes
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: because he's the bad guy.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Automatically they look.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Like a good person, or they can they can heal,
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: or they can babyface to his heel. But if you
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: put two people you know on fucking blasts and throw
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: them into a situation that then you then you've created
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: the unpredictable.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: When have you ever known two women that have the
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: same partner and they like each other. That doesn't exist,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: That doesn't exist.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Like I want to say, like Mormon wives at best.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it does not. It does not exabor.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I just don't I.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Don't even have like a situation where I could even
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: gauge it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think for guys it exists. I think like
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: guys can both have a shared partner, and I think.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: It's almost a bonding thing.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yes exactly.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: I hate that when when people like obviously doesn't happen anymore.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: But like in college, dude, we're Eskimo bros. Get away
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: from you, weirdo, but you're easier. It's easier to just
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: like I think, if.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: It's a girlfriend, it's a different story. But like I think,
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: like if I found out a guy a girl that
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: I had like a one night stay with, I want
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: to be like, I hate this guy now.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if there's if it's past the point of competition,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I think guys are cool with it. I don't know
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: if that's you guys are just perfectly in sync with
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the leg cross sick. But I think fewer and farther
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in between. The only one I could think of is
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: kind of like how Bree is like friends with all
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Zach Bryan's X is now, Like that's kind of the
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: only circumstance I could think of where everybody's on the
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: same page, which is like a shared perception of toxicity.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like we got through it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean exactly.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: We always at the end of like college graduation, Like.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I I I'm sure that they don't like
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: each other, but you know, you can't make them say it,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I think is your point too.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you got to see what happened. I think people
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: are I know, people need more drama week too, Like listen,
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: you gotta just go see what happens. You can't be
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: starting a force drama, although it's going to come off
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: in authentic, and that'll.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Be even worse.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Well, whenever there's a four by one hundred relay, the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: slowest runner is almost the second one, you know what
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I mean. Your fastest guys your last one, your second
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: fastest is your first one, their fastest is their second,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: or the slowest guys.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Always the reference to the episodes.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the second week, I see, it's going to be
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: your slowest week.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I actually get that. And this is just from what
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I saw how cast members came back.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: I was like I could see them reevaluating everything and
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: being like I'm going to be super different next week.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Whether or not they ended up being it, I don't know,
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: but like you could tell when everyone got back after
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: the first week there was some choker.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are I'm going to be more palatable, or
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink less or I'm going to be less crazy,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: or just their perception of what will make them more
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: likable on camera, which is like there's great and drawbacks
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: to it all being live.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool, Franchis. You just came from the doctor.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: I had to.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I went dentists this morning, and I went ophthalmologists this afternoon,
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: and that is eye doctor. And you know, there's optometrists
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: and there's ophthalmologists, and I think one is a little
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: more Ophthalmologists is more in depth.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Are you Are you a contact guy.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: No, Optometrists prescribe, you know, eyeglasses and stuff like that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Ophthalmologists will do I think do cirt eye surgeries and stuff. No. Well,
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: so I had a pretty bad eye injury when I
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: was in seventh grade. I got hit in the face
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: of a soccer ball. I was a goalie and came
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: out to stop a fast break and the kid volleyed
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: it right into my feet and it fucked everything up.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: So I then I've had to do routine eye checks
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: to just check the pressure and the drain in the
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: back of the eye and all that stuff, just to
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: make sure I'm not developing cataracts, because I'm at a
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: high risk of developing that. So every year I have
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: to go in. And I went and saw them, had
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: it look. He said, it looked good. Yeah, I'm twenty
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: twenty in one eye and twenty twenty five in the other.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: So I'm getting to the point where it might be
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: time for contacts or not quite yet, but.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I might have to hit up opomologist soon.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should fuck it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Why not, Well, I don't like that. I actually know.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: I don't dislike doctors, but I've recently got a doctor
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: who I love.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Now I go to do a try doctor.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Like traditional medicine, but it's traditional.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Western medicine.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: But I don't know how I ended up at this
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: doctor's office because everyone there, the people except for me,
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: are Chinese women. The patients, the receptionists, the nurses, the doctors.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Everyone's a Chinese women. They all come up to my sternum.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: They're all tiny women, and they go nuts when I
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: walk in. They they act like the skull of his travels.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: They're like, I'm like the biggest thing they'd ever seen.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Travel. They were like, I walked out the other day.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: I was there like just like a month ago, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: I was sitting on the bench waiting for my.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Doctor to come in, and she walks in and she
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: just goes, oh, John, still super jacked.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: I feel the best I ever feel when I go
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: to doctor. I've been like three times now. But what
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: happened recently the last time I went was, uh, we
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: went to Chicago right afterwards. I think I think the
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: doctor point was Friday. We went to Chicago on Monday
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: for and they get a call from the doctor while
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I was in Chicago, and I just ignored it. I
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: was like, I don't feel like dealing with that. They
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: called back Wednesday, ignored it again.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I listened to the voicemail they.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: Left on Wednesday, which was get to a hospital. They
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: were like, you need to get to a hospital. You
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: out your your abdomen needs scans, you need MRIs, you
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: need blank blank blank whatever.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: And so I called them back the next day. I
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: was like, Hey, Uh, what the fuck is that all about? Yeah?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: And and they were like, your blood is we ran
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: the test on your blood and it's just you should
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: you should get to a hospital.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: You're in Chicago, We'll go to a hospital.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: And I was like, where did you get my blood?
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: And the like, We told you to take a blood test,
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: like you did, but I was very busy on.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Friday I did not, and one day I flew to Chicago.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: So I haven't given you any of my blood. And
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: they were like, we're gonna call you back.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: And I get like that really scared because I was like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: I assumed it to be a very simple mix.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Up, and they had someone else's blood.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: They had someone else's blood.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: We literally just talked about this. This is where Francis
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: got a cancer diagnosis over just like I remember that
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: everyone's test.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: That makes me nervous that every time I get a
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: blod test and it comes back clean, it was somebody
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: else's blood.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Like that, that's my thing.
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: I'm sick and I'm getting healthy people's blood in my results.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: But it's happening. It's happening to some.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: People think to add to the pile of worry that
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: you feel.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: I was truly and genuinely shocked at how nonchalant they were.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: They were like, ah, all right, just come in, give
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: us another one.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: And I was like, well, you see my hesitancy with that, right, Like, yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: you understand, I'm not thrilled to come give you back
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: my blood when you thought it was someone else's and
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: then obviously happened.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? But I mean, I'm glad nothing's wrong.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: But dude, I was so fucked up for like a
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: week because I kept being like, I'm fine, I didn't
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: give them blood, but then I'd get like a little
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: tinge here and they're right, they're right, my abs off
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: some Asian Yeah blood right now, just running up because.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You were by him? Yeah, are they prescribed? What are
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: they prescribing? Like laying of the hands, ginger root and
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: long tea, like the what's the vibe over there?
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Honestly, they've never told me anything other than like you're
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: the healthiest person you've ever seen.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Really, so I'm always like, see letter, that's so funny,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: so funny, how big and strong we are as Americans.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: My friend, uh Spud, he he went to we went
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: to a wedding in Ethiopia, and uh, we had to
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: get tailored for suits there and he's like a firefighter.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: He's not that big, but he's I guess pretty big.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And they were like, you're the biggest men we've ever seen.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And they started calling people in from other rooms as
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: they like measured his chest, like they would measure his
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: chest with a tape measure and just like burst out,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: how huge is It really isn't that big, but it's
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: just so they're like, you eat protein every day.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: And this was his friend way back. Yeah, all of
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: herun's friends.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: I had one more big person story. My brother is
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: like my brother, and he was he was studying abroad
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: in Australia when he was in college and my uncle
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: was visiting Japan, and my brother called my parents and
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: was like, hey, Shark is coming right next door.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Can I go? And they're like, yeah, yeah, of course,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: it's a six and a half hour flight.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: He just thought like, I'm on the same side of
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: the country or the world, it must be right there.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: But he was. He was at so he's studying abroad,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: at a.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Halloween party before the flight and he went as the Hulk,
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: which he went like, he had his arms painted green
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: and shit like that, and then woke up hungover, went
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: to the airport, got on the flight, and then didn't
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: realize what he was, what his arms were, and so
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: he took his shirt off at once. He got to
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Japan and was walking to the hotel being a big
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: guy painted green, and he's like people were staring at me,
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: like I was like, I was like an action hero.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: They have a deep appreciation for that kind of weird ship.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I was just watching videos of like how there's like
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: a Jamaican dance hall culture in Japan, like they love
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: like and it's just like Japanese dudes with dreadlocks, like
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: just singing dance hall songs, like doing the finger guns.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I think that they just love like little itty bitty
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: cultures like that that we have around the world.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: And because the Rockabillies rights that the Rockabillies.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: They're Japanese guys who just wear leather and do their
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: hair like Elvis. Oh really yeah, it's basically exactly, dude.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I also saw they have they have like lowrider Chicano
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: culture over there too, like they've like stolen like la
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: gang culture.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, I actually have. I recently read that, Yeah, you're.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: On right, and I saw a video of them doing
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: like what's the like ska too, like they have like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: a big scam videos of them.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Scott for about six months Japanese love it, and they'll
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: make it their whole personality for their whole life, which
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: I guess I respect.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: We got to get back to Japan, or all four
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: of us, we got to get over there.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Then, Yeah, in another life, I would come back as
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: a cool Japanese woman, like one with like blonde hair
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: who smokes cigarettes. She's tall. She might be a spy,
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: but she walks through like the streets and stuff with heels.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: She does she walks. I've always felt a kinship with
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: people of her ilk.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I'm trying to picture who's the archetype of that.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's just like movies. I think it's just
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's your horny.
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: No, I'm like not attracted to this being. Really yeah,
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: it's more.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Like because you just described like the sexiest woman.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know's.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: I'm not attracted to this tall blonde smoking cigarettes and
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: you'll feel a kinship with her energy.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Guess that is what I should say.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like we have sim energy.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: You're kind of giving me the energy of the dude
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: from White Lotus who was like by the end, like
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I was fucking myself. You know who I'm talking about?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the season.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, the energy no very different.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Do you identify with the Japanese women, Yeah, the cool ones.
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  Speaker 1: They're all cool. They're so damn respectful. How is the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: other doc appointment?
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Francis, Well, it was dentists in the morning, right, and
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: this troubles me. So I went in and I've told
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: you this before, but they do have a guy named
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Charlie who will do foot reps while you're getting your
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: teeth cleaned. Yeah, did you go to doctor Fine, No,
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: I've been. I used to go to him. He's the
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: guy that he was sort of the barstool dentist for
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: a long time. I still see that. I still see him.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: I thought we changed our insurance. I'm going to go
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: there anymore.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Still, I think we did change our insurance, but it
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: still works there.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna be asking you for a number after
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: this because I could probably use the teeth cleaning.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got They get Charlie to come in, and
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Charlie is I think Chinese, of course, and he says,
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: you want twenty minute or thirty minute? And then I
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: have to look at the hygienis and say how long
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: is this going to take?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: And so you pay extra for it or just pay
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a dollar a minute. That's a pretty good deal. That's
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: really good captive audience.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: And so I wore shorts so that Charlie would have
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: an easier time getting my legs.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I was literally just about the comment on it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: And this is the first time I've ever worn shorts
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: on the podcast, I think, and I'm embarrassed.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, well I got something to tell you, Francis. You
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: should not be embarrassed.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I well, damn.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Look, the point is I excoriate Harry for wearing shorts
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: on the podcast. Uh and and now here I am.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm happy you do that, because I think
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: there's a real problem with podcasting that the ale. Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: our eyes are drawn to just our dicks and balls
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: pulled in weird ways.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Not great.
• 34:12
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• 34:16
  Speaker 3: see a yak clip or something like that, there's always like.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: The ya specifically that is just a penis show. There's
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: just feeling a little bit so no. I always had
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to tug my shorts down. I feel like a slut.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Tommy's all smooth down there, Tommy Harrier legs than you
• 34:32
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  Speaker 1: That that is, and I'm impressed as well.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, so Charlie's giving me the leg rub, I'm
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: getting my teeth cleaned. They're they're hacking around in there now.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know when dental hygienists found a
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: chip on their shoulder, but I mean when they tell
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: you to rinse and spit, I'm spitting at chunks of mouth. Yeah,
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: you know, I don't know what happened where fucking that
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: tooth cleanings went from you know, kind of like a
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: gentle thing where you almost fall asleep to like I'm
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: clenching my fists the whole fucking time. But anyway, they finished,
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: and then she was like, I have a little bit
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: of gum recession because I think I brushed too hard
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: and this has been an issue for a long time.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: And so they were like, well, we'll do fluoride for
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: you today and that'll help. And I was like, okay,
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: so I go and I get they put the fluoride
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: on the teeth, and then as I'm walking out, the
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: woman said at the front desk, she was like, oh,
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: it says here you did floride, so you'll have to
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: pay for that. Insurance doesn't cover that. I was like, what, okay,
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: how much is it? She's like sixty dollars And it
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: was just like one of those things they tacked on
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: without telling me the price at the dentist's office, which
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: kind of annoyed me.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: That's very annoying. I was up charging for florid.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like if I'm at a rest It's the
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: equivalent at a restaurant being like there's a truffle audition
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: for the pasta and them not explaining that. You know,
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: if anyone on this couch would know that that's going
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: to cost extra, but you know, someone like you could easily.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: They were told there's extra truffle, I would know that
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: that means ext don't make me sad.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Fair enough either way.
• 38:46
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: It was amazing for me to go from that appointment
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: to then the ophthalmologists, where I had, you know, an
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: eye doctor who does eye surgeries, and I had like
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: a twenty five dollars Copey, and I just thought, you know,
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: dentists have found a way to rack up those little charges,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: you know, a little piece here, a little bit there,
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: X rays and you know, oh we should do this,
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: and what about this? And what woul do you want
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: a leg massage?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: And then Charlie's only getting paid ten dollars for the thirty.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Minutes forty And then I go to the fucking you know,
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: the proper eye doctor who's like, I don't know, probably
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: a little bit more trained, dare I say? And it
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: was cheaper for me to have complete assurance that the
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: part of my body, probably the second part of my
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: body I worry about the most. My eyes are set
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: heart heart and brain heart break.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Ye, and the ophtalmologist definitely has an in in vacation
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: house where the dentist has some lake front palatial.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Estate with an indoor pool.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Indoor pool, like you're just a dock out front.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: I remember my parents talking about going to hang out
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: at a dentist's house once and they were using a
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: jet ski in the indoor pool and I was like,
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: what that was like my first time here? And I
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: was like, what do you mean he's a dentist.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: It reminds me the the Chris Rock joke of.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: When uh it's I think it's from Bigger and Blacker,
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: where he's like he moved into some neighborhood in Jersey
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: and he's like, I live in a neighborhood with diddy,
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: jay Z and a dentist.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: He's like, he's think about what I had to do.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Was I'm a pretty great comedian, jay Z one of
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: the greatest rappers all time?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Did he one of the greatest producers all time? And
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: then just a dentist named Tom.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking funny, great, and it's just crazy that
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: they're up charging for fluoride because of the war on
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: fluoride right now that there's such a big war.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Feels like there's a surplus.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: You think there'd be a stockpile.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Like because it's it's taken out of everything. And what
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: they they say RFK says it causes his autism or
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: something like that or not sure.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm also unsure.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: But I've seen there's such a war on it that
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: like for when I get when I make formula bottles
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: for my kids, like they have this purified water at
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: the grocery store. That's four kids and there's a fluoride
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: option and a non fluoride option, and I guess I'm
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: rfk pilled because I'm getting the non fluoride option.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I don't know that the dentist is offering fluoride as
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: like a little.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Treat right exactly.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: But then you can take it out of the water
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: and it's like a big circle on the water that
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: like non floor. It has a different color label because
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: people that you don't want to even get confused with
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the fluoride water.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: I can speak to myself as a child, as a
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: floride kid. I remember the floride water bottles, like the
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Poland Spring had like a floor. I think it was
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: Poland Spring, but they certainly had like a fluoride edition.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: And I remembered that's what, dude.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: I remember in Freeport kindergarten. I went to Freeport Public
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: School for one year, and they we would have the
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: floor had little cups, the little things with the plastic
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: and it was like a tinfoil top really and we
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: would have to do it and swish for a while.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Did anyone else do this? I didn't have that, remember that,
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: And it was so tasty, tastes like bubblegum kinda right. Oh,
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: ours tasted pretty good, and they were like, don't swallow it,
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: and we all wanted to swallow it. We all wanted
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: so badly. We were such kids.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Didn't they originally put it in the water because it
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: was supposed to help underserved communities who couldn't have dental
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: access like they wanted to.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's one of those things where I
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: don't know where the science is at now, but you know,
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: that's what RFK is fighting against.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: So many people hate him and so many people love
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: him that I genuinely have no idea what the truth
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: is like because the people who hate him hate him
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: so hard and the people that love him love him
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: so hard that it's like I don't know if he's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: doing good or evil.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I'm one hundred percent with you. Like I
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: saw the quote from like Chris Pratt I think yesterday
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: where it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Was like, I mean, he's taking someone's eye. Again. I
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: don't follow this too closely.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: But the it seemed like he was doing a good
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: thing where he's like taking I don't think it was fluoride.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: It was something out of food, like dies.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe dies, Yeah, the rede Yeah, and I was like,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know that seems good. I've heard people complain.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: I think I think he's definitely got his heart in
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: the right place if he knows what he's doing as
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: a whole story, but he definitely wants to help.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: He looks well.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I do respect him.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: He's a His hate of Fauci goes back before Cove
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: like he was a day one Fauchi.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: He wrote a book about Fauci before or anyone knew
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: who Fauci was. RFK did.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the real Anthony Fauci I think was a RFK book.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he like hates him more. He hated him from
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: like the two thousand, Yeah, back when.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: He was curate in.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, better not Curates. I fucking love it. Fascinating. Yeah, Francis,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we could do to get you
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to not only wear more shorts, but fewer socks, because
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: even your foot veins are nice. Yeah you're vascular?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Are you vascular? All over?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I mean not the base of that cock?
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Click?
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: I look at his hands, Look at that left hand.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: What is the worst purchase you guys have?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Penis looks like a gaming system.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: The worst purchase I ever made, the worst purchase.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Huh dog, I'm serious, like it was.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: I was seven, eighteen seventeen eighteen. I just moved to Florida.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: I was going to Florida State. I didn't have any
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: friends there. I was like, I don't know what I
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: can do to make myself appeal to people. So I
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: got a dog at a pound and I had that
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: dog for like two days.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I brought it back to the pound.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, why did you give me a dog?
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: Like, I'm a seventeen year old, eighteen year old in
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: the state for the first time in my life.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: You should have run a couple of tests on me
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: before you.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Were like here, yeah, what did they give you the
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: money back?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: I would guess no, but I probably was like just
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: take it, Like I can't control a dog.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Why do I have a dog right now?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Just sitting all over the place.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: It was shooting all over the place everywhere, And then
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: it was I was obviously a bad dog owner.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how to care for a dog. So
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: it was a horrible experience that was that was not.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Eighteen year old shouldn't have dogs. No eighteen year olds
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: can look after eighteen year old. Yeah, much less a dog.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: How many years did you spend at Florida State? Two
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: years at FSU and then what happened?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: They told me I should not come back.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: They kicked you out. Yeah, yeah, for academic reasons.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Academic reasons. I never went to college. I didn't like college.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I kept trying. I went my first year, but I went, no.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: You couldn't have what do you mean kept trying?
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: I kept trying colleges. I didn't realize the problem was me.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, but so my freshman year I went to Saint
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Michael's in Burlington, Vermont, and then I hated that. So
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I must and I didn't hate
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: it for any reason other than myself, but I wasn't
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: having fun.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, this isn't.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Working a small liberal arts college in the Northeast, so
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: let's just try the exact opposite.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Let's try Florida State. And then that didn't work. And
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: then I tried to a couple of other schools.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: I took like classes and semesters at NYU Providence College,
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: you messed Dartmouth, and yeah, none of it worked.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: But I guess my question is what was your expectation
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: of college, Like why was it so? Why was it
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: so not what you had hoped it would because it
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: sounds like you wanted something out of college if you
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: kept trying.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I knew I was supposed to.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: I knew that, like someone who'd gone to boarding school
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: has to go to college and then they go have
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: a career. And I was just trying to check the
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: boxes and stuff like that. I also was just I
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: just didn't know I was depressed. I was like horribly,
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: like like I actually, this is.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Kind of sad.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: But like my mom came to Mascot's the premiere, and
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: when she when I got out, she went two thousand
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: and fours the last time I saw that guy.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yep, that's about that makes sense.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Junior in high school or something in high school.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Wow, And I was like, that tracks, that makes sense.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: So he've been depressed for twenty one years.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: No, I hasn't seen that guy since exactly.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: But I think she's wrong about that.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I left.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: He's am I understanding of your mom's inference there that
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: you cured your depression to some degree in two thousand
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: and four.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Oh No, that's when it started. It's when you back now.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, my mistake. I thought you were playing a depressed
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: character on the show.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: No No, no, no the show.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: He's a pretty bombastic like happy and she's like I
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: saw the guy in two thousand and four. I was
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: last time I saw him.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: I totally misunderstood that. For clearing that up, I went
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: for three.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Days yea to the law school.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: One of the greatest lies ever told is seasonal depression,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: because that like kind of implies that you can just
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: move to San Diego and like just be good. It's like, no,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: that's not how it works. Like if you're depressed and
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: you convince yourself a seasonal depression, you'll wind up going
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to Florida State and be like, why don't I feel
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: all I want better?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Happy?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why am I not just happy? Now?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: This is it's warm weather, they played football here. I
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: should be happy now, right.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: People like the summertime definitely, But to be like, yeah,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: my seasonal effective disorder only is triggered at certain times, Like, no,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you have actual depression that needs to be treated like
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: actual depression, not like you need like a little bit
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: more beach time, or you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: Don't or there are people you don't have anything, and like, yeah,
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: you just get a little bit more sad in the
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: winter because it's fucking freezing.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah there's less sunlight. Yeah you just want some damn.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: So did they have you on anti das back then?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Not back then, but then like randomly throughout things and
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: then just I don't know, it just started being better.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice. I feel like there is or what
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: would you attribute it to?
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: I mean it's it's everything. It's like it's I haven't
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: done anything that I didn't already know, you know what
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, Like started exercising more, I started eating better,
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: I started drinking less. I started doing things I'm more
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: passionate about, Like I just did the steps.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's not like a quick fix.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Right Yeah, and that is a.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Oh sorry, my quite okay. So so, uh you continued
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: to bounce around the colleges. You're smart. Were you partying
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: a lot while you were at school?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't. I wasn't not partying, but partying wasn't
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: my issue like I was. I just wouldn't leave my apartment,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't go to class. I wouldn't go to class.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't I wouldn't leave my room like for a
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: long time.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: And were you like just lying in bed or were
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: you watching TV?
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Watching TV? Now, I actually would. I would say that's
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: where I really fell in love with TV.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: You do love TV more than like most people I know.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like depressed in Burlington from Eyes where I really
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: fell in love with TV. Yeah, but uh, we wouldn't
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: have made mascots a little bit of twenty one years
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: college actually was worth it. It's a film major.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: Did you get good grades in high school and boarding school?
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I got Like I wasn't top of the class,
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: but I was a good student.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: You went to a really good boarding school I did,
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: which one ports of that be okay?
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: But like also I think every boarding school says they're
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: the best boarding school for one reason or another.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I went.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to a good school.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Nice, that was fun.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I liked it.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: I actually really liked high school.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: And I think that's why why didn't like college either,
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: is like boarding school, like you kind of already did it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I already went to college kind of, and
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't fucking really care to be
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: here anymore.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: I did this ship and particularly going to a good
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: boarding school and then going to Florida State where like,
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: not only have I already like I've read these books,
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: I've had these conversations already.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: I like, why am I like you were over prepared?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Right, that's tough. Tommy, you kind of are. You seem
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: like the opposite of depression in some ways, not that
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you're like manic, but like you just don't seem like
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: you have any any of it in you. Yeah, I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: mean you don't seem sad or lonely ever.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Twenty seven and that pisses me off. Twenty seven. Twenty
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: seven was the most I ever felt like. I don't
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: know why. It just felt old.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Two years ago.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, two years ago I turned twenty seven felt like
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: a big jump. But yeah, I mean, listen, get I
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: get sad sometimes, but I just, you know, I cover
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: it well and I keep it deep down because I
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: don't want people to think of that about me.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Tommy's like, yeah, I'm a little better. I don't tattoo
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: it on my body.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Tommy may not be depressed, but I have an enduring
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: image of Tommy doing the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Which one.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: So we were at Saratoga one weekend. We overlapped, and
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: this was back when you were like twenty eighteen, big
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: part of Team Portnoy and Dave was there, and Frankie
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: was there, and I was there, was performing at a
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: comedy club in Saratoga, and we all went to the
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: races together. We got dressed up for it. Yeah, and
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: then afterwards you had, or maybe it was before you
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: had to film something for Dave and it was him.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: It was just him and his the driveway of his
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: rental house announcing something and then throwing like a gigantic
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: stack of one hundred dollars bills up in the air,
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: and he did that and then that, and then he
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: was like music and like ended, and then he just
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: walked in and you and Frankie had to scoop all
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: the one hundred dollars bills off the driveway to then
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: like restack, bring in and give back to him. It
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: wasn't given to you, but it's hard. They were all
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: like on the driveway and it was like you could
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: you couldn't get it off.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: And I'm trying to.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Pick up a credit card.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: N Yeah, but I don't.
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: I don't let myself ever get demoralized or to me
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: or in bad like like to me, that's like like yeah,
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: some people are like, I'm not like what I'm gonna say. No,
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to pick up my boss who's given
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: me this life, like one hundred dollars bills off the ground,
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: Like that's not even a second thought.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Like I don't feel shame easily.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Know lay to put it, I know, but I felt
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: shame for it, and I did. I'm writing his book.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I would have scraped a little tip for myself.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: I'm sure he gave us money to gamble if that's yeah, yeah, yeah, even.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: On top of that, though, I would have scraped a
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: little tip for myself.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Oh you're saying would have taken it from him.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: They're just like a couple of hundred I probably would
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: have to now just like accidentally, yeah around rounding here
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: a banker in your favor.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not my style.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: You're too ethical.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I mean also, like what you're you gonna
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: risk getting fired over one hundred dollars bill?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Do you still have the the like jumpsuits and stuff
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: like the team port.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Those are actually cool. Yeah, that was a good piece
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: of gear. Had proper Nike jumpsuits in the right color.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: Blue, all blue, all white, all white ones.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: I was envious of the blue ones. I liked those.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Remember that that was the time jumpsuit January. Remember yeah,
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Parton might take only war jumpsuits for the entire month.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: I mean they still do that, do they? I think so?
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but I thought so.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: They don't have to do that anymore.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I hope they know that they're good.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: They're so good that it's like it almost flies under
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: the radar.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: They work like that someone's going to take it away.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: They take it. That's gonna take it from me. You
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: are good. You guys are set up.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: The other day I saw, like just casually, it was
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: just like all right, new episodes out and the guests
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: were like Joe Burrow and Adam Silver or something like that.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: It was like the fucking commission of the NBA and
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: one of the best quarterbacks. And it's just like it's
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: not a big episode.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: It's just like kind of casual, like a Wednesday.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I mean they were the Alex Cooper of sports.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's infuriating. Once again, they just crush it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, jump to January school.
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: I feel like you don't feel depressed often.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Not too often. Sometimes I feel.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Sad though, Yeah, so does everybody.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that it's not It's not like a
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: constant thing. But I have enough different interests that I
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: could just kind of get lost, get lost in an
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: interest or get lost. Yeah, little Catholic guilt from time
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: to time, for sure. I definitely just I don't. And
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: that's one of the main things. Like having kids, I'm like,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: how do I avoid uh, instilling guilt in them, like
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: inherent Catholic guilt in my kids without raising them as
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: us as filthy Jews? Because I know Jewish people don't
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: get any guilt. It's amazing they know they don't. Really
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: they don't. I feel like they got I feel like
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I know they don't.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: That's not true. I can think of a way that
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: a Jewish person. They're very I know they're very devoted
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: to like their families and grandparents especially, and if a
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: grandparent were to die before a grandson had called them
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: or something, they'd be guilt there. Yeah you think so,
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Well. I know they have no sexual guilt.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I know that.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I know it for a fact.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know how I know what's sexual guilt, like
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: like that like, oh, no, you didn't come again.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I did see maybe this is just an unfair and
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it's not even like a negative stereotype. I think of
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: it is such a good stereotype because I have such
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: a guilt about my guilt. But I'm like, oh, to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: be as free as a jew, Like.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I thought Jewish people were guilty a misunderstanding.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Really, I thought that they felt guilty or they are.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: That is what I said.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: But I felt.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: Interesting conversation the one day or one Jewish.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: When you were talking about raising kids.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: I I read something interesting the other day that I
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: thought was cool.
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: It was like, uh, it's just like a quick tip
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: on parenting where it was like, instead of saying I'm
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: so proud of you, you should tell kids you must
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: be proud of yourself and.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: That helps sounds like demeaning.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: Was it was like what this thing said was like
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: it helps instill like we're not doing things for other people,
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: we're doing things for ourselves. And obviously you do things
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: for other people, but as far as like you're not
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: doing it to make them proud, you're doing it to
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: make yourself feel good.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe you should be proud of yourself. Yeah, it'd be
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: a better way to phrase it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean honestly, maybe it said that you should
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: be so proud of yourself or something like that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I get that and write that
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: one down.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You're you just like assuming you knew what the parenting
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: expert meant. Actually this is what it is expertise.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, real quick.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: I am sorry, I'm getting I've said an interview fifteen
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: and they're talking to me now that.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to go do it go?
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Is that okay? Yeah, you've done great?
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Sorry about that.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Again. Check out John Fidelberg on lay mascots.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Thank you for having me. Guys,
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I love this.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Of course, Tommy, you can hang just I wasn't laving.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: We'd like for you. We'd like for you to hang. Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do a quick quick I'm gonna throw out
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: a line which I often do, and throw out a
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: line in the water here. Uh, new new interest? Art?
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You like art?
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: I like art?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Like doing it?
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Or have I liked art before?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I'm shocking?
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: Do you haven't already like?
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: But maybe I have.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I have at what level? Like
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: doing it? Buying.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: I'd like to buy a piece of art that sounds
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: so expected. No, no, I don't have much. I don't
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: have my to work with here. This is not I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: have a big pe, I have a big wall. So
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: I need something large and inexpensive. And I feel like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: that's a bad combination in the art world.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Large as now you just got a really big, bad painting.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: That's probably the route I'm going. Yeah, though, yeah, I'm looking.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: I know right, pretty much, it's not so we're looking
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: for an up and up and comer. We're not looking
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: for an up and comer. We gotta go one rung
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: below that. They're almost an up and comer. And you know,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: we don't even need it to be someone where you're like, oh,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: this is a good investment in twenty years. I don't
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: care about that. Okay, let's assume I'm never gonna sell
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: this painting. I just wanted something that I don't mind
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: looking at. If anyone out there either is an artist
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: and knows what the fuck they're doing, or is an
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: art curator or has like a parent that works in
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: an art gallery something like that, hit me up on Instagram,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: shoot me a DM, I'll check it out.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: We're looking for paintings or photography.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: Probably paintings. I had some good photographs. I actually I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: took some great photographs on when I was in Africa
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: on that on that safari. So I have a few
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: of some good wildlife photographs that I like myself.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: There's put one of those on a canvas or something.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: But they're not big enough there. I could blow it up,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: but that would be too big. This this is like
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: a big piece of wall. What about like three smaller paintings. No, no, no, no,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: no no.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Big uh. Yeah, if you're going photography, there's two dudes
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I love, Slim Errands and Martin Parry. I don't know
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Martin Parr, but they're I mean, they're just like the
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: goats as far as like some cool, snappy cultural photography.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: But sirens, I know.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, finding a young artist is the dream, and finding
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: them early on is the dream. And I don't know.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I was on some kind of barstool road trip one
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: time and I was at a waffle house and I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: passed this guy who was sketching stuff onto napkins and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: he had done like six of them black dudes sitting
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: with a black woman. And as I was walking out,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, those are sick. Let me buy
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: one of those from you and he was like no,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: like what are you talking about, Like it's the same,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: It's on a napka. And then as I was walking out,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: he's like wait and he like gave me one of them,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and I took it home and I framed it. And then, uh,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: maybe five years later I heard that he was doing
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: like a collab with like Nike, Like he blew up
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: and this huge artist, this dude named Brandon Deaner. He
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: has like a really specific, like cool style. And not
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: only did I like spot the style, but he like
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: gave me the napkin Like it.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Was like you got the eye. Man, You're we're canceling.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: We're going to cancel the line in the water. I'm
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: working with ron. Uh And that's amazing, dude. That's a
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: sick story.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: But but I I don't believe it.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: It got lost. I mean, you're a cool story to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: be true, it got lost in the move.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: So, I.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Mean it was like a framed napkin, but it was
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: like this very like cool like African looking art like
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: this with like an elongated head.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Like did he write his name in like the bottom
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: of the napkin?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: What happened was on he couldn't because on the other
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: side there was already a message which said to Harry,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: best wishes Robert. I don't know if you know that story.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, good good. You pranked him with this?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: No he did. Yeah, it wasn't a prank. Robert de Niro. Actually,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: right right, right, right right.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: You're at a restaurant and someone.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Is that Robert de Niro's restaurant?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I vaguely remember this, and I couldn't.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: I still don't.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: This is my biggest boy who cried wolf moment of
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: all time.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I could. I don't think I believe it.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: I believe it. Yeah, I believe you on that one.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: What was that a napkin? Or was it the card
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: or something like.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: A card like the carts from the restaurant? And I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: don't know if Sassa haid he framed it, but I don't.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing it in the background of any
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: of the stuff in his house. But you need some
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: some big art. Maybe get Brandon Deener to make you something.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: What's your budget looking like, uh like five thousand bucks.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: That would be the closer to the top end. Probably
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  Speaker 5: that's what you have to pay that you have to.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's maybe that's like the minimum. Yeah, I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: don't know. I'm looking for, you know, like a fucking
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: three feet by five feet situation. Yeah, that's big, that's huge.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe I'm totally delusional. I don't know.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Maybe you know the thing, the.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Big thing I have behind my couch. Do you remember it?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I love that thing, like an Italian
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  Speaker 1: like country.
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  Speaker 5: Almost fresco type thing.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of like chipped away.
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  Speaker 5: Where'd you find that?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: My wife found it somewhere. I'm not even sure. But
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: it's uh, stuff like that is cool.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: But you got the perfect painting you want? Perfect?
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  Speaker 5: That was about.
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  Speaker 7: The perfect artists?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Don't you have to perfect painting?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: In my home?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: Two boys for a present? One dude, I CA you're
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: here all the time. It's annoying that you're not depressed.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: It's like you live the.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: Life of Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just have spent a long time like liking art
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: to myself. I'm not like little Sass where it's like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: if I like something, I'm going to autistically spew about
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: it for like forty five minutes an episode. Like I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: have private interests and not one of them gets uh
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: naturally and diegetically brought up like, I'm happy to be
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: able to talk about some some artists and painters and photographers.
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  Speaker 5: That was a really good word. Did you just say diegetically?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm wrong, I have a good vocation.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that word means. What is that?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I think in film diagetic sound is like the sound
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: that's like actually made as opposed to like Foley art
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: is that? Does that sound right?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 8: Cool?
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  Speaker 5: I love hearing it.
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  Speaker 7: Words Wow, great word round.
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  Speaker 5: I love that you're really proud of yourself raised by
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: the culture them soul. Pretty cool.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like the real life eminem has said.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Actually friends with Harry as opposed to a fake friend
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: of Harry.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: Apparently friends with Harry too.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: He said that on the show.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Was Yeah, that was nice, I said, made as we
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: have a very up and down We have such a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: roller coaster of a relationship. We're hot than we're cold.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: What is cold? Like?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: We just don't text each other at all or see
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: each other for years on end.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: He doesn't answer your text or we.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: Don't text much.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I'll occasionally text him and make fun of his crossword.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Im an abusive relationship with Harry, I've really come to
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: that conclusion.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you why.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he so so.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Harry and I all jokes aside. Were the thing we
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: are most connected on and the thing we talk about
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: the most is stand up, and we're peers in that
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: in that regard, and oftentimes he will whenever he calls me.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: If I get a phone call from Harry, without fail,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: it's because he needs help making a decision about stand
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: up and it's probably urgent. And I don't know that
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: I have ever not picked up a call from him.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Ever, probably pretty excited when he does.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Call you, Oh I love it. I'm like, oh my god,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: look who it is.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Trouble.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew he needed me, you know, And and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: we'll talk about it, we'll figure it out. Or or
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: he'll send me a clip that he's thinking of posting
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: and he's like, what do you think of this? And
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: is this and I'm like, yeah, it's great, or maybe
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: you know, trim it ten seconds or whatever, and uh.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: I will text him often about all kinds of things,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: and I don't always expect him to respond, but I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: I will also text him about stand up or call
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: him with a question about stand up, and he won't
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: answer that, and that's when I'm like, this is abusive,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: because this is that that is the one thing he
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: should meet that we should be equal on that. It
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: should be a two way street on and he.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: I think in his mind it's like a one dimensional relationship,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: like it's all about stand up. He's using your for
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: advice and he knows how bad you want to be
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: friends outside of that.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, but that's my point is that if that is
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: the relationship, then when I have a stand up question,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: he should He's.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: A selfish man.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he wants your help. Well, this is why I've
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: tried to add more layers of mutual interests such as
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: fly fishing and video games. Yeah, and that is the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: end of the list.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: You could get you big NFL guy, he could talk,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: you could talk football.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: We'll get into ball. I'm excited he Our friendship definitely
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: blossoms more in the.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Fall when you talk football. But it's like that's another
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: one way street because you're not as interested in football,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: but you like add that as an interest to try
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to connect with your fifteen year old.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Son, without a doubt, without a doubt, I should get into.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: What do you think SaaS would kill fuck Marius.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Us.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah three, how would he kill fuck Marius?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: Should I hit him up? That's a good one. Yeah,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: that's a good one.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: I think he's killing me. I think he's marrying around,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: and I think he's fucking you.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: It would be my guest'd be hilarious. Probably he might
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: kill me. And I think he's definitely marrying around.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, marrying around.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: But I could also see.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: Him being like, I can't have Francis constantly talking about
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: the time we fucked each other.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to call him right now. It's not even
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: going through. That is our internet.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: Wow, it happens to me a lot of straight to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: VM with.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I guess he's off the grid. I guess we'll never know.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's okay. This has been a great episode
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: without him not saying we're done yet.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying no, I think I I think I
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: got a ski dable anyway.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll just keep talking.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: My son's got injections yesterday, they got their their shots,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: and uh, they have fevers now, so I need to
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: go home.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Sorry that I hope Okay, to the boys, we hope,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: we wish a speedy recovery from their fevers and guys again.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Check out lay mascots so on YouTube out of order channel.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: How what's the cadence of that?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Are you guys going?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: Week?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: Once a week, Tuesday nights, eight pm. Seven episodes August
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: nineteenth through September.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Thirtieth, Great arc with room to grow so Netflix, very cool,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: keep your eyes.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Are you guys going to submit it to any kind
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: of festivals or any kind of things like that?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Who's a dateline picked it up?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: Deadline on an article about it?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: Let's hold date line not pick it up for any reason?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they got a proper press release.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: You guys got.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: You guys went. It was a real Hollywood.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: That was a decision.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: Listen. Oh no, I tossed and turned.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I lost sleep. Well you're not going to especially be
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Tom Scabelli or Tommy Smokes. I went Tommy Smokes. I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: think the name just carries more weight.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's like being carrot Top.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: But listen, I don't have my sag cart yet. You will?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Is that that wouldn't happen? Right?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Fuck you from this though? No, I just mean this
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: is a non project. Yeah. If I were you I
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: would wait to join SAG as long as you possibly can.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying too, I'm just saying if I do,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I think, imagine Dave finding out you unioned up true?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: How does that even work?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: I got it. I had to join. I had to
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: join because I was doing this was before barstool I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: did commercials. They were sad commercials, and it was like
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: you could do one and then if you got another one,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: then you had this thing called a must join, which
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: meant that before you could film a third or being
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: a third commercial, you had to be a member of
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: the union. It's like a jerry Yeah, but it was good.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: It was good for me because if you earned over
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: a certain amount of money in a year, you could
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: join their healthcare. And I was on their healthcare for
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: like a couple of years and it was really good healthcare.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I think with the Writers Guild it's like if you
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: earn under a certain amount, you could get on their
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: healthcare because no one's making and you were in the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: w G.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: Are you still in the w Yeah?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I do it just so I can get the movie
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: screeners every year.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: I can get the movie screens DVDs at the right
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: before the writers the writers Guild thing.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a DVD, like, I don't even
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: have anything, and what am I going to spin it
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: on my finger like a heart? Watch it on?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: You do methof of it?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I could do meth off of it?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Cool, that's lame mascots. I've got Phoenix coming up, followed
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: by Philly and Austin and San Diego and Boston. That's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: the fall run. Tickets for that at punch Up Dot Live,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: slash Rains and sell us and next week, guys, we'll
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: be back full fully in studio going forward. Appreciate your
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: patients through some of our technical difficulties on Zoom, but
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: we are looking forward to continuing to grow and hit
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: our marks.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: On If you're plugging dates, I'm going to take a while,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: guests and say SaaS hasn't done it. But we're going
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: on tour for Out of Order and like mascots, doing
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: stand up and showing episodes in four different cities, So
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: go buy those tickets as well.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Pop punk, Yeah, we have pop punks this weekends on
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Jersey We're going to be on tour too, and I'm
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: going to be in Humboldt California. Yes, on October eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: The Green triangle. They call it something like that best weed.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: They say, all right, thanks everybody, that's son of a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: boy ded. We'll see you so bye.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: Was on.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 12: Steve still not look around, So.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 11: I looked on.
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  Speaker 5: To you.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 9: Came around.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 12: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 12: one bad jay were dried.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: Fool for?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: Was so.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 12: So then Junie summon, no, I come along. I was
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 12: only falling on. I was on your phone wall. I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 12: was on your phone in one way. I was on
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 12: your phone line, bast don't get take.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: I was phoning away.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 12: See just a distant the bad fastball that.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 11: Call it just a not really.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 12: Take my hand and you can see.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 11: The shorts change the do it's b