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Episode 18. The Three Prisoners & Shrek vs. The Kung-Fu Panda (Feat. Luke of Talk Far Gaming) · High n' Dry Podcast

• 0:15
  SPEAKER_03: See, I mean, I'd like to thank you first off for coming to this thing without pants.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: I appre I'm wearing pants.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: They're just short shorts.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: My apologies.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Who wears short shorts?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: I wear short shorts.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Should we take our pants off in solidarity?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: In solidarity.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna waiting for this to look.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: We just now that we have this video option.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Now's the time.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, it really changes the game.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: Hello, everyone.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to High and Dry Podcast.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm your host, Drunken Philosopher, Ryan Barron North.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: With me as always, we got James Crosslin, our high philosopher.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: James, how are you doing today?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm doing great.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for having me, everybody, in your homes and your ears.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: I really appreciate it.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: How are you doing today, Ryan?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'm doing pretty good.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you know, before I got onto this comedy podcast, I was watching Night Stalker on Netflix.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I got Richard Ramirez just bouncing around up here.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: Good.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that'll that'll be good.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Uh he'll be with you when you go to sleep tonight as well.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yourself and joining us today, we have a uh guest high philosopher, Luke from TalkFar Gaming.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: Luke, how are you doing?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: Good.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: How are you guys doing?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm excited to be here today.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, welcome back.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome back.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so how uh so talk for our gaming has just uh unleashed itself upon the world.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: How's that going?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's good.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: We're actually doing our first live uh stream on Monday.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then we're doing our first actual like try interview podcast on the third.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: Um we had some audio stuff to get like PS4 audio linked with the Xbox, like had to figure it out.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: So that was kind of fun.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Not a good time, I have to say, but you know, we're we worked the kinks out now.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: We're excited.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like it looks it looks good.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: We're we're having fun doing it at the end of the day.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: So that's badass.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, where where can we go to watch that?
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um we're gonna be um at on Facebook at TalkFar Gaming.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: That'll be where we go live.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um so you guys can literally just on on your normal Facebook apps, just pop in, watch us.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um we're gonna be doing a our first interview on um a multiple different topics, and we're uh it'll vary pretty pretty heavily.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: So you know, come in and watch you know one or all of them.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds good, man.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we might I might actually move uh some release dates around, and we maybe we could try and get this out before then.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll uh we'll see what we can do for the first time.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_03: You're so perfect.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_03: So I appreciate that.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_03: Um so for those of you who are just tuning into high and dry, this is how we do it.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_03: We start the day with a moral dilemma and ethical quandary.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_03: We talk about a little bit, and then we transfer transition over to a fist fight, um, as those things often shake out.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but what uh sets us apart is first we uh get drunk and we get high.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: So I love getting high.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if anybody from the previous podcast knows, but I am a fan of getting high.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's something I might enjoy.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: Easily best part of the week here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, so let's get it on.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, first off, um, our first shot, our first hit.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: This one goes to Carl Urban and our guest, Luke.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm a big fan of Carl.
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  SPEAKER_01: Carl Urban first and never forget.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder when this obsession with Carl Urban is going to end.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: We have to get in contact with him.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and so actually, I'm glad you brought that up, James, because I have some shit to say um real quick.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so Carl, and I know you're listening, Carl.
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  unknown: Carl.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_03: Carl.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, I uh I was perusing um a certain streaming service the other day, and I happened upon a little gem called Pathfinder, starring Carl Urban.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_03: And Carl, I know now that you heard me say Pathfinder, um, you're getting a little nervous.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um it wasn't Carl's best work.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, definitely not.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: So, Carl, you want to reach out to us and schedule an interview uh before we tell the world where Pathfinder is streaming.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: This is a threat.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: We're holding your reputation hostage right now.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna tell the world where Pathfinder is streaming.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: Um, there is a sled chase scene on the back of a shield in that particular film.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_03: So uh yeah, get with us, Carl.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so uh here's to Carl, here's to Luke, here's the Pathfinder.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_03: Just went through our first one there.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_03: So uh James, I see you huffing and puffing over there.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_03: What are you smoking today?
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: That was a really big one.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know I say that every time.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: I I don't know how to learn lessons.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you only take big ones.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: I only take big hits, and that's for you, the folks out there.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's not for me because I like it and the sacrifice that we're doing to our bodies.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: I today I am smoking a wonderful, almost legendary strain called Acapuco Gold.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's uh that's a favorite.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's a vibe that's come on the show a few times.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, it actually I've met I maybe I've mentioned it a couple times, but this is the very first time Acapulco Gold is on the show.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of my favorite weeds ever.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: I am so happy to bring it on.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: It gets me really hyped.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: It gives you like this really this really big energy and euphoria.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm excited.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, nice, nice, nice.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh, Luke, uh, what have you brought onto the show?
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm smoking a strain that I have to say the name.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't do it for me, but it's called Elmer's Glue.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um, as a kid, it was one of my favorites, obviously.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: The just the glue was, but uh now the complete years old smoking.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: I was just eating glue.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm not a smart kid, not a smart kid.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: But it's a good one.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: I actually really like it.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: It gives me a real like level, just calms my nerves, and I I very much enjoy it because it uh, you know, sometimes just working all day and everything, it'll just calm me out, let me level head.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_03: Nice, very good working weed.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, and I over here, I so I have some uh specialty uh booze coming.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_03: Uh ordered it just recently.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, hasn't made it here yet.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_03: Hasn't made it here yet.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm drinking Smearnoff Cherry.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: Woo-hoo! Cough syrup.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, it's because he's a real cough syrup fan.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_03: I love cough syrup.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I absolutely hate the taste of cough syrup.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like I as a kid, my mom would have to like force feed it to me.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather swallow a pill the size of a chicken nugget than freaking drink cough syrup.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: I am in this or smear-noff cherry for that matter.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I'm in this.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: If someone's like, swallow this chicken nugget or take a shot of that smear-noff cherry, I'd just be like, all right, give me the chicken nugget.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: Can I do both?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_03: I I will take that chicken nugget down like a pelican.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_03: So our next shot right here, let's get it on.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, this next one actually goes on to uh Toronto, Ontario.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, where we got some new uh new viewers popping up.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: So thanks, Canada.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, thanks to you guys.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: America's happy.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
• 7:28
  unknown: Whew.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that uh take your medicine.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow, look how that vapor's hanging around.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, hi.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: I wish my dogs were here.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: My dogs love to hang around the vapor.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_01: They're really chill about it.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's good though.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: I mean Yeah, I don't like I don't like make them suffer about it.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like track them down.
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  SPEAKER_01: They just like to come hang around.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like, hey man, you're doing that funny smoke thing again.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: We like that.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe they maybe they're just into it.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: They're actually stoner dogs now.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_01: They're just like, hey, we see that you're you're you're about to chill.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we'd we'd like to chill.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I see it more as like the dogs look at him and they're like, finally, a chance to escape the self.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: My dogs are also philosophers.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_03: By escaping the self, I can filter into the community around me and take it in in a new, interesting way.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, my dogs are idiots.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_00: They eat their own poop, so they're definitely not philosophers.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so for our third shot, third.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_03: You can really dream hit.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we can dream.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_03: For our third shot and our third hit, um, Luke, what's it to?
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: I am going to put this one to uh I feel like we're going in a positive way just in the world, and I feel like it's it's gonna come up a little bit.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: I genuinely do.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_01: I feel some positive vibes um in the coming future.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: So in general, um, despite what everything else is coming around, that's what I feel.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: So cheers to um to positive vibes vibes to optimism, cheers.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'll I'll drink that.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, good things.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers to good things, yeah.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_01: I also like good things.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Controversial, controversial opinion.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Good things are good.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: All right, so how's everyone feeling?
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_03: Hi.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_03: I can't hear Luke.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_00: I thought we lost him.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: I was still exhaling.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, I was still exhaling.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: I was still exhaling.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: Ryan's Ryan, Ryan, Ryan saw me exhaling.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, I see him, but you know, I I can't tell anybody about this.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's good.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm using I'm using this.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: This is a smoke, I'm using like a little smoke buddy to to filter out the smoke.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so he's good.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: He's good.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: Excellent.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: Uh what do you have for us?
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Good to go.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: So today I'm excited, honestly.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is gonna be fun.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is gonna be fun.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_03: So today we have the prisoner's dilemma.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Ah.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: Are either of you gentlemen familiar?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: I am.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I have heard of the prisoner's dilemma.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, cool.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think as soon as you start telling me, you might, I might, it might jog my memory.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, let's uh let's see what happens.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see what unfolds here.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: So, um, for this topic today, you need to put yourself in a different position.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: So you are a member of a gang and you have been arrested with another member of the gang.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_03: So two of the three of us here have wound up in jail.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and uh, we are confined away from each other.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_03: We have no way of communicating with the other member whatsoever.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_03: The police um do not have enough evidence to convict both of us, whoever is in this little thing here, with major charges and instead offer you and the other member a bargain.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_03: You have two choices you can remain silent or betray the other member and testify that he's the one who pulled this bullshit.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so three outcomes.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: You get and then you get nothing.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_03: You get nothing.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_03: So well, if you betray the Wait, I get off two.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the uh the cops like, look, man, I'll come around there.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that sweetens the deal.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna pick that up.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you've been eyeing that cop all day.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um put you in cops and you just haven't been able to do it.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: Every time he comes around the community to beat one of us up, he always gives me the eyes.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just watching him viciously attack a citizen and just looks at me.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_03: And time slows and Sleen Beyond things.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um but so there are three outcomes.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_03: If you betray the other member and he remains silent, you'll be set free.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and that person will serve three years in prison.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but this also works vice versa.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: If they betray you and you remain silent, you serve three years in prison.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um B, if you betray the other member and they betray you too, you both are gonna serve two years in prison.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_03: And then finally, if you and the other member um remain silent, you're both gonna get out of here with one year of prison each.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: So to reiterate, if you rat on them and they stay silent, they do three years, you do nothing.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_03: If you both rat on each other, you're going to do two years.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_03: If you both shut up, you both do one.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_03: So, what's it gonna be?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_03: Guests first, Luke, you rat piece of shit.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: How are you going to rat?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: How how do you plan to rat, motherfucker?
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I have kind of, you know, one query about it.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: So obviously, you know, you I would like to think I wouldn't rat genuinely.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_01: That that's how I I would like to say that I I wouldn't would never tell on anybody just because that you know I had siblings growing up, and even that it was it was instilled in us even as as children, like ride or die, like don't tell on each other.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_01: So freaking four-year-old, I would sister would break something.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I have no clue what you're talking about.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I'd like to think that I would say no, but Mother, Father, you know this host house has been haunted.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: It was Bigfoot.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_01: It was Bigfoot.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but what really plays into it for me is the fact that um like he might tell on me.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_01: So I think that's what would really influence me.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, to to uh as an adult, you know, everything aside, I think that I would say, shit, is he gonna tell on me?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_01: So um I I think at the end of the day, my my true answer, I wouldn't tell.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: I think I would just I would stay silent and then hope um that he doesn't say anything.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um because I would I'd rather go off.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather go to prison for three years and uh be like, well, I didn't do anything, you know, that's how it'd be like he's wrong for what he did type of thing, then uh, you know, meet rat on him and then we're both in or both in there for two years and we're like, hey, now I want to kill him in prison.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, that's not funny.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_01: Which just leads to a shower shape.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta have I need that inner peace with myself at the end of the day.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't give a shit about the what a rest of the world wants to do.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: So I think I would say I'm gonna stay silent.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I do I do want to bring it back to the beginning where you blamed it on Bigfoot.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: And I recall from our other episode, your father would have been like, What, seriously?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: You saw you saw waiting.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see Bigfoot?
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, he sits you down.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: So did you see Bigfoot?
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_01: My my my father, I I he doesn't actually go Bigfooting.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_01: I think he would.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not positive, but I think he might have.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: He might have already done that.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: But he doesn't go bigfooting, but he is very into Bigfoot.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: He he's watched every episode finding Bigfoot.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_00: You know, he's like, listen, little Luke.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_03: Don't mess with my feelings about Bigfoot.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, do not hurt me right now.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a stool or hair sample?
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: Did you what did you say?
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: You said you saw someone similar something similar to Bigfoot one time in the woods.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's he's on.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: He loved those.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_00: Let's talk about this.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea why.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, anyway, so you would hold on to your personal integrity and you wouldn't fucking rat.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: And it's interesting that some people would say that you actually lost your integrity by not ratting, but we'll come back around to that.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: James, initial thoughts.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I don't get I don't get those people.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: But uh but so this is like a basic game theory problem.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_01: This is game theory, yeah, where you see a set of solutions and then you try to maximize the returns.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's game theory about loss and winning and what is considered a win.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, this is like a four-point square where you have choices, where you have a lost column.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: You have loss as your columns, and uh and wins are your rows.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like ratting or not ratting and what you get if each person decides to rat or not, and they intersect.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_01: The game works best if we both don't rat.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_01: And I feel like I would we would have talked about this beforehand if I was in a gang.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: If I was in a gang and no one was talking about what happens if we get arrested, I'd step in and I'd be listening guys.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: This is what happens.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have a three-hour lecture on the reasons why when we get arrested, we don't rat.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I'll have I'll have citations and PowerPoint.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna sit these gang members down and we're gonna learn.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: Now look here statistically.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: And we we we we we have an intro to math course where we cover game theory.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh if you look at these projections.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: And so uh and so I think I would say uh we're not gonna rat.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_01: But but I but I no matter what, even if we didn't decide beforehand, I wouldn't rat.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because guess what?
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: Prisons are great places to skill up on your crime.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's full of criminals who know all this shit about crime.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: I would there's a reason some people get thrown into jail on purpose, because when you come out, you have like all these brand new skills.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Um well, and on top of that, so in in in uh America, uh the United States, um, prison is not about rehabilitation.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, it's just about confining criminals together.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's it has nothing to do with rehabilitation.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: When I get out, I'm not gonna be able to get a fucking job.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna be able to do anything.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: So like I have to be a criminal now.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: So uh have you ever heard of Greenway?
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever heard of Greenland's um prison system?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: Insane.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: There's actual prisoners who leave the prison every day, drive a car to a nine to five job.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's fucking job come back to the prison.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: Where are they gonna go?
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's like four fishing villages in Greenland.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, but this prison this prison's only four or five years old.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like, they don't they only have they were sending all their prisoners to the Netherlands before that.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, but that's insane.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like, but at the end of the day, those prisoners are better off, they will be rehabilitated, they'll have jobs and be actual productive members of society back in Greenland.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_03: A lot more well, so it comes back to that sense of community, and it comes back.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they haven't privatized their fucking prisons, they haven't turned it into a for-profit situation.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: Because they only have like 12 fucking people.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like we can't we can't make money off of these eight guys, so and the four of us are immediately sort of issue, so um but but um well, we haven't made it about rehabilitation.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't rat, and if I didn't rat, that either means we both only get one year, cool, uh, or uh I get three whole years, and then I I'm really gonna focus on skilling up so I can move into that managerial position of crime in the gang.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: Right, where I'm the where I'm the person who's gathered a lot of yeah.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I I hope everyone realizes that I do not think prison is some kind of like joke.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's really scary, but also I try to make the best of my situation.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, well, then so my thoughts on it.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_03: Um I'm never gonna rat.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking ever.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and uh there's a few people I could blame that on.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so a lot of people are gonna be like, I mean, especially in uh oh my drive box just went off.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Um so especially in uh this society where I've encountered a lot of people who when you go to prison, um, you're no longer part of society, you're an ex con.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: That's the end of you.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna work wherever we deem it's our right to work.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, um but uh I mean, it's my father was like, Don't you ever rat, you understand me?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: No snitching.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: Um and that was that was part of my upbringing.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you ever snitch?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: I I think he forgot the part that a lot of our parents forgot the part where you're also supposed to hold your friends accountable.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: You don't snitch, you don't snitch, that's the whole point.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_01: You don't you don't pass off the accountability to someone else, but you still have to hold your friends accountable.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: You go down alone.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: Period.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_03: If if you decide to act a fool, we're gonna back you.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: But then when we get back home, we're gonna have some fucking words, man, because you put us in that position.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: You hold each other accountable instead of passing off that accountability to someone else.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Also, in the past, I gotta say, I gotta be honest about this.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: I used to be a real snitch.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: I've really changed a lot in the course of a few years.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: See, and that was that was a judgment call on my part.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: I really used to be a snitch.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but but I would say, so as far as my answer for the question, um, I'm not saying shit.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: Um, worst case, I do three years, and in this society we're in, I get myself ready for middle management of crime.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: Um, because I'm not gonna have a normal career anymore.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so I have no choice by societies demanding um but to be a criminal.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_03: So uh I'm gonna get ready for upper management and start working my way.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: So in 20 years, you know, I've been robbing jewelry stores.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but um and I I would also now I could be completely and if either of you two have a better uh Uh last thoughts as far as uh you're sitting there, you're getting ready to do at least three years.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: Well, actually, well, well, I would I would like to adjust it real quick for your last thoughts because we've seen your thoughts of three years.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: I want to see your thoughts when the cops come in and they're like, Man, if you don't start ratting people, you're gonna do a dime.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: We're looking at ten years in there.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, jeez.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: Ten years, motherfucker.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's a lot of time.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_03: Luke, last thoughts.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see how much of a snitch you are.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: To my core, I wouldn't snitch.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, I wouldn't.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: And you told me to put my shoes in, put myself in the shoes.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a gang member.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, fuck that.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm an ironclad, I'm sitting there not saying a word.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: Put my put me in there for 10 years.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna put me the fuck up.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_00: Your friends are gonna kill you if you snitch.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because we're talking about 10-year crimes.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_01: We did some shit.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_01: There's just I can't snitch.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, not for me.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_03: James, last thoughts, and I'm gonna up it for you as well.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: You're looking at a decade in prison.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: I would have to, it would I would have to think really hard about who was on the other side of who was in another room.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: I I I like to feel if I was doing 10-year crimes, if I was doing 10-year crimes, I would really have to trust the people around me.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like that's a very good way to look at it too.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, honestly, because like at the end of the day, it varies by who is that other person?
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: True, true.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have that core of judgment.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good point that James brings up.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well, then just so give us your okay, Ryan.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: What's your final thoughts on it though?
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, my final thoughts.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: So at the end of the day, if uh if I rat on my people, because like I'm like James, I'm not gonna, I'm not, I'm not about to bring um some asshole into the situation.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be one of you guys, right?
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_03: And if I if I were to uh you know sell one of you guys out, what the hell kind of life am I living after that?
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: And then at the end, and then on top of that, I know that you guys aren't gonna sell me out.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, nah, you guys can go fuck yourselves.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_03: I know James, I know Luke, and I know they ain't in the other room talking shit.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: So um you go fuck yourself.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: We'll all do our one year.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: You go blow yourself.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: And then we'll blow the way out of there.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, no, I'll just be slapping my cheeks on the way out of there.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, we'll do our year and you know, we'll be we'll be better for it because we're coming out as some hardcore criminals now.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm getting one prison tat for sure.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: I have to.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: What am I supposed to do?
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you you the the uh the prison culture of the United States has turned me into a hardcore criminal.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, so we'll start a for-profit self-help uh empire about reformed criminals, but it'll actually be a really big grift.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone come who comes into the system is helping us steal shit.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh boy.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right, so there you have our moral dilemma, which means it's time to move on to our next portion where we're gonna jump into a fistbite here.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_03: Um, we have a real fun one for you guys today.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: We're getting excited.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but before we do that, it's time to get a little more drunk.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and a time to get a little more high.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so I forgot we had to do more.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: I've been puffing on like my flower thing.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_00: This ultimate.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_00: All right, let's do it.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: So let's get it on here.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: So this one, this round, this toast always goes out to our two fighters, and today we've got two legends of combat.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Shrek, the ogre, Unit, and Kung Fu and Poe from Kung Fu Panda.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_02: The Kung Fu Panda.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: Kung Fu Panda, the titular character.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: All right, cheers, guys.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: Here's to Poe and Shrek.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 26:50
  unknown: Yeah.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: If you get a good guest on this show, um, and we're talking about good stuff, hands down, this is like the most fun I have in a week.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: Like this, this ends my week of bullshit.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Um, such a good time.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was saying this, yeah.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad I'm on.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's a Friday.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's payday Friday, too, so fuck yeah.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's a good day.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's been like 45 minutes, hasn't it?
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's been about 36.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hey.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have to like speed a little through this.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have to do some really good, concise jokes on this next on this next portion of the podcast.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_01: We can really, we gotta really hammer it home.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_03: Keep it really keep your yucks concise, boys.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, laser vision on the yucks.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: So we got so how this works on high and dry podcast, um, for those of you just joining us, we have um three rounds.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: First round is a fight club type scenario where two fighters jump in the ring, they take off their shirts, their belts, their shoes, um, and just start punching it out while the high and dry crew looks uh looks down box side with Carl Urban.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_03: Carl, I'm not fucking joking.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: Get on this goddamn podcast and help us judge people.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: I will tell people where to find Pathfinder on the podcast.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: Pathfinder.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: And we look down and we watch these two characters beat the shit out of each other.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um, round two jumps in, um, and at that point we zoom out into a city view where these characters have each received a manila envelope under their apartment doors or wherever that is they live, and they now have access to all of their resources and all of their know-how to fight each other in that city environment.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_03: And then finally, round three, we do the same thing, except this time they get to bring a friend.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: So, round one, these two characters have just started punching each other to death.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, sure.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: Luke, guests first, who takes it?
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_01: So, in all honesty, I think I think Shrek is in and just brute strength, probably stronger than Poe.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I think in the ring he is brute strength.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: But at the same time, Kung Fu Panda does have the finger grip of death.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_01: So which can be used in any fight.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: So with that being said, it all comes down can Poe get a hold of Shrek's finger?
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and in which case I think he I think he I think he does, and I think he obliterates him with one finger grip of death and and done.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting fight, unfortunately.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting thoughts, interesting thoughts.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_03: James, initial thoughts.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_03: Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, Poe, who's gonna take it?
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: So this is a really hard one because uh a lot of times, you know, we have this fight, and it's the person who's more technical that wins because they're both at about the same strength level, but you have a technical fighter like Poe, who is a martial arts uh expert who like has he can analyze his he has a bunch of trained moves that he does, but Shrek just like attacks.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: He's also a wrestler, though.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: He does have wrestling moves, I guess.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_01: You're referring to Shrek?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Shrek.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: There's there's a wrestling scene in one of the movies where where they get in like a literal wrestling ring.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: With all the knights, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: With all the knights in uh Lord Farquad, it's like little arena.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so he's like a good, he's a technical wrestler as well.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: And he's also I think he is much stronger than Poe.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: I think he is in much, he's like superhumanly strong, whereas Poe is just like exceedingly strong.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um just like a strong pan.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: And on the other hand, Poe can redirect if someone hits Poe, he has the ability to like send the shockwaves through his flabby body and like absorb their hits.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember that?
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: That if he gets hit and just wiggles around.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_01: What the snow leopard, and he's just like the leopard's like stronger than he is, but he's just like taking the shots like it was nothing.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and then he redirected he he redirected that attack back on the Jaguar.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, all right.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: One of my thoughts was now we of course we take all these characters at their strongest moment.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you know, I think you know, Shrek is either strongest when he wants to be left alone in his swamp.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_03: Or, you know, when Fiona is in danger.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: When he's fucking horny.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: And and you know what?
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's so funny that you say that because these two characters are so relatable for me.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: One just wants to be left alone except when he fucks, and the other one uh is motivated by food almost entirely.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: And so both of these people are so relatable to me, it's frustrating.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_03: So so for those of you guys at home, um, we haven't transferred to a uh a visual component yet.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_03: But James is a cross between Shrek and Kong Buanda.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, that's exactly right.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_01: I just looked like if they were shoved together and then turned into a person.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, their motivations are my motivations.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, and they have some relatable motivations.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_03: And um, so but my one thing where I think that in that first round, Shrek is going to take it, is because Kung Fu Panda is a panda, you know, and we have to show these little motherfuckers porn to save their own goddamn species.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: Who is they're not intelligent at the end of that?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: A true pandemic.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_01: Have you watched any video of any pan bear ever besides the Kung Fu Panda?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: They're dumb as shit.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_01: Who is Poe fighting for in this fight?
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think that maybe Carl Urban.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: He's but he doesn't care what Carl Urban thinks.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like, Poe fights to protect people.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_01: Poe only really fights to protect people.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: Poe probably like found the cottage and he was making some food.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: And when he found the cottage and was making some food, then Shrek came home, wanted him out, ruined his food.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_01: Now Kung Fu Pando fight is fighting him for that, I think.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's what happened.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's like a premise for Shrek's fight again.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_03: Well, so because they're in that fight club, well, because we're in that fight club situation, we have to assume that they're both um you know Generation X who are dealing with um you know toxic masculinity.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, too far, too far off track.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: They get shoved in the ring.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_01: They don't, they just we're they're just told to fight.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: They're just told to fight.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um I think Shrek, in order to be left alone, Shrek would have more motivation.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good point.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, so then let's let's bring it to the vote.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so uh Luke, um your vote, who's gonna take it?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_03: Round one, Shrek or Kung Fu Panda, Poe.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I gotta say I wasn't premature when I said it before.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: I think I think Kung Fu Panda's getting the finger, finger of death, and Shrek lost it in the in this first round.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Shit, shit, shit.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, and what's interesting about it is that thematically, which oftentimes becomes the deciding factor of this, the third round.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_03: They're they're both on the same team.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that they're both that character who needs to overcome something and win.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um but only one has Smashmouth in it.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_01: So I think that I think if Smashmouth is playing Shrek wins for sure.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: Uh well, so the fight club is beneath a bar.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: The bar is not playing um classical Chinese music, it is probably playing Smashmouth.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: If it had to pick between the two.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um so I don't know.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_01: So I think just in this situation, Shrek might have more motivation.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's usually later in the game where motivation comes into play.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but I think Shrek just has more in this one.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then I so you're voting for Shrek.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm voting for Shrek, yeah.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_01: Surprisingly, I didn't think I'd think I'd think that coming into this fight.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: So on my side from my vote, I would say that the dive bar upstairs is infinitely more likely to play Smash than they are to play classical Chinese.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_03: So Kung Fu Panda, you so I would say this.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, Kung Fu Panda, I think, is going to lose because Kung Fu Panda needs to be motivated.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_03: Shrek was fighting at a peak level because he was not motivated.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_01: He stuck, he didn't want people motivating him to do things.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_01: So um Yeah, that's a I mean, that's a and honestly, the the whole smash mouth argument really flipped my opinion.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I think if that's playing in the bar, Shrek wins this.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's be honest.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a believer is jamming in the background.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um all right.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_03: Well, so I think there it is.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_03: So um we have Shrek taking round one.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_00: This bar is a time machine back to the year 2001.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_03: Because on the off chance that the bar upstairs starts playing smash mouth.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_03: Because uh a thousand fights, um, 999 fights out of a thousand, they tie.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_03: But on that one time where the bar upstairs starts playing Smash Mouth, Shrek takes it.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Shrek.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's Shrek Batista bombing Kung Fu Panda with All-Star playing in the background.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so there we go.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: All right, there we go.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: Um, all right, Shrek takes round one.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_03: So moving on to round two, we now zoom out into the city view.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: Um, both of these characters have received a manila envelope.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_03: Um Kung Fu Panda, you know, has a scroll.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_03: Has a scroll.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um Shrek has received it from someone he doesn't want in his swamp.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and now the two of them know it's time to fight, and they have access to any sort of ability of theirs that is not innate, um, as well as just their mental acuity to get the job done.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um, guests first, Luke, who's gonna take it?
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_01: So, in all honesty, this is where like I think Shrek has a big advantage, and you know, you brought up a good point last round.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: He's a panda bear.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have a lot of strategy.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_01: Even in the movies, he doesn't have a lot of strategy.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's just kind of takes shots because he's because he's chubby and then finger of death people.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: That's what he does.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: You know, that's his that's his go-to.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, um, I think Shrek honestly has a big advantage.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: I think he he's he does have intelligence, he shows it throughout throughout the series.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_01: He, you know, he has a at least a very decent base level of common sense intelligence or survival intelligence out there.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: So I think he um take takes a big leading advantage there.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and I think he'll be able to take kind of the the panda by surprise and and and win uh take a big leading advantage and win right there.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_03: James, who do you think's gonna take it?
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: So in this one, do we assume that Kung Fu Panda is motivated to protect his people in some way from Shrek?
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, okay.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, um it may be false.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, as as what happened to Shrek, you know, he was falsely persecuted and whatnot.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but yes, he thinks that he has to save his people.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: And and Shrek definitely wants to he definitely wants to stay at home, though.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: Or does or or did someone tell him he has Fiona or something?
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_01: Kung Fu Panda's people maybe need to move into Shrek Swamp, similar to the the movie, that's why.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, that's a great one.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's a great one, Luke.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I like this scenario, I like this motivation, both of them have their motivations.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, uh, so my big deciding factor is that Kung Fu Panda knows how to use weapons.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: Kung Fu Panda, like he learns a bunch of weapons and how to fight with them.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_01: And Shrek is a wrestler, and a pro there's a problem when wrestlers try to fight people with weapons.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: I think that makes sense.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's not that easy to tackle someone when they have, you know, a spear or a uh some sort of even a six-foot staff, you know.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_01: A staff of some sort, yeah, for sure.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um, well then shit, man.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_03: This is tough.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: Um the well, so the only thing I I I think in my thoughts.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_01: Let me bring one point to that, just just really quick before you uh just so you can I think this will help you, Ryan.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um Shrek also can use shield and sword, because he fights a dragon.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't use it with sword, though.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess you're right.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't use it like it's wielding a sword, he kind of uses it in a strategic way.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's not so much like a.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_03: So does Poe.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: Poe ends up getting Poe ends up in armor because he fell through a noodle stand.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_01: He ended up in armor after falling through something.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: Which is a little which is because they both have that hero, that hero com you know, the hero story.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_01: So they both have that ability to kind of get what they need to win, type of deal.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: Pose the difference is pose is effortless.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_01: Shrek is forced to expend a lot of effort to achieve his goals, but pose uh somehow he falls into everything and then is is then successful.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: This may be the fightest the toughest fight.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_00: The most serious fight.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_03: What the hell?
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um, okay, so well, it's time to bring it to a vote.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_03: Um Luke, who's gonna take it?
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: I think um going back to the first episode and you know, after James's point, um, I think Kung Fu Panda's motivation is stronger than Shrek's.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_01: So it kind of will trump um Shrek's just intelligence advantage.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_01: And I think his will, and that's you know, that's his storyline.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_01: You know, he's a hero.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna be able to win.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_01: I think that for his people, what he's fighting for will be stronger than what Shrek is, and he'll he'll overcome.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I think Kung Fu Panda takes the second round.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_01: Jamie?
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I agree.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, you bring up a good point, Luke, that Shrek also didn't end up kicking everyone out of his swamp.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_01: He ended up going it on a quest.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um, he wanted to kick them out at first, and he tried.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but then he ended up like leading a fucking revolution, right?
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: So I mean Yeah, yeah, he kind of became a yeah.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: Thematically, he these people would end up in Shrek's swamp.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_01: And that means a Kung Fu Panda win to me.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um and then for my vote, uh granted, it no longer matters.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's right.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_01: You're damn right it doesn't matter.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um you could just say nothing.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: I I so with what you're saying, um, I think that you know Shrek would take it, you know, simply because we're now talking about um, I mean, I I would say um but the only problem I'm having is because I'm starting to think of Kung Fu Pan of as having his boys when I need to stop that, but I I just I think that it would come down to just Shrek's overt power, you know, um would would take him out.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm glad that that is no longer your opinion and that we are one.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: And we are now one.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_03: Um my opinion's morphed.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_03: Kung Fu Panda took this.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_03: I was obvious the whole time.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: So Shrek takes round one, Kung Fu Panda takes round two, and it's time to move into round three.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Who's gonna take it?
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: Round three.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_03: Um at this point, they now get to bring in a friend.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who are they gonna bring?
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so round three, who the fuck are they gonna bring to this battle?
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: Kung Fu Panda, Shrek, um, Luke, who do you think they're gonna bring?
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so first of all, I have an interesting thought on who Shrek's gonna bring.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, so go for it.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_01: I think Shrek is gonna bring the gingerbread man, and here's why.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Because gingerbread man has superpower to become a giant gingerbread man and stomp all over and just become an absolute monstrosity.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_01: So that's who that's who Shrek's bringing.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: And as far as Kung Fu Panda, I mean giant gingerbread man for Shrek for sure.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: And then Kung Fu Panda, if I if I'm honest, I think he would probably end up bringing Tigris, which is which is the tiger who he fights alongside.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_01: I think he has like A chemistry with her, and I think they are she's strong, so I think he's like, hey, I I need the strength.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: They they have good chemistry.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's who he's Kung Fu Panda's gonna bring.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_01: And then as far as who's gonna win the fight, I mean, this is this is a whole nother another ball game because now Kung Fu Panda not only has his superpower of wanting to save his people, but he has the intelligence of Tigris, which enhance his his ability to fight, I think, you know, a lot.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: I think she's gonna really, really bring a lot to the table for them.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but at the same time, giant gingerbread man is just gonna freaking stomp on a lot of a lot of stuff, destroying whatever he kind of wants to.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, it's gonna be hard.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_01: But um, I think I want I want to hear you guys' thoughts before I say who's gonna win, but that's kind of my you know, my my take on on it at first.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, old James, um, who do you think they're gonna bring?
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_03: And what do you think that's gonna do for them?
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_01: Um so, first off, my first thought is that um gingerbread man's mouth looks like a butthole.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta say, every time I see gingerbread's mouth, it just reminds me of a butthole.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_01: And it's really distracting.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um just really distracting.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_01: And I think it would be really distracting uh to see like a 100-foot butthole mouth in the sky.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we know that you would be defeated.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_00: I would be defeated because I'd be so distracted.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what the fuck?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_01: James has lost to the butthole mouth.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_03: So he's just staring up into the sky and then dies.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: But would Kung Fu Panda No, probably not.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I actually feel like I feel like you're right that that may be who Shrek brings.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um because that's a really powerful person.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_01: But uh Kung Fu Panda's superpower is eating things.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: And gingerbread man is made of gingerbread.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_03: Um I think that you could see some Pixar bullshit right there.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um I think that I think that Poe would fucking mutilate Gingerbread Man in order to consume him and share him with his people who were uh in some kind of famine.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um I think that's what would happen.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: He's made of food, man.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's post that's Poe's motivation, his people and food.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um that is fair.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's very fair.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I think I think you would bring either Tigris or Shifu, who was his teacher, who's a really good strategist.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_01: But I think honestly, if if if um if Shrek brings Gingerbread Man, I think Poe like got his superpower, his super card got played.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, well, I was gonna say that um Shrek was gonna bring the dragon.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_03: Um myself personally.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_01: The dragon would be a little different.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be a different well because the first thing he's gonna do is he's gonna talk to Donkey, and Donkey's gonna be like, I I've been dating this girl for a while now.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_03: Um, she might be able to help you out.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um because Donkey's a real friend.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Donkey wouldn't rat.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so I I just think Shrek would be rolling up with a dragon.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um I actually like that a lot more, and I think I agree.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: I think Dragon is gonna is better, and I think she is friends, and she is even in the movie, she in the first one, you know, she helps in Farquad and uh Fiona's wedding.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, I think she would be she eats her willing and just say, Hell yeah, yeah, let me let me get in there.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm down to fight.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: So I think like that's that's definitely who he would bring as well now.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: So we're saying that Shrek's bringing a dragon.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and for sure.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: The the dragon can be taken out.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: The dragon was taken out in Shrek 2.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, but as well can um Angela Angelic.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_01: But also, Shrek tricked the dragon and beat and defeated the dragon.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_01: Shrek on his own.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_01: And if Kung Fu Panda can beat Shrek in this environment, then Kung Fu Panda can conversely beat the dragon.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, well, my only statement to that would be um it's like a rock, paper, scissor thing.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_03: Um Shrek beat the dragon using intelligence, which Kung Fu Panda wouldn't be able to use.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's like that rock, paper, scissor kind of thing that I'm talking, I'm thinking here.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a triangle.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_03: Um and I think you what you have is rock and paper coming up against Scissors.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: Also, to that point, is Shrek fought the dragon in the castle, which is a completely different battlefield because he really you know tied it up.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like he didn't really defeat the dragon, he tied it up and escaped.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_01: Let's be honest.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: So it it the dragon wasn't necessarily slayed or defeated, it was just kind of you know out cohort cahoots or or whatever.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure if I said that word dragon.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_03: It was bamboozled.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's time.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: I think it I we we there's a lot of interesting information on the table.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: I think what we have, um, correct me if I'm wrong, we got Shrek and the Dragon.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_03: Did did the dragon ever have her own name?
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: Dragon.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_03: It was just always dragon.
• 49:20
  unknown: I don't know.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_01: I feel bad.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't speak.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not I and I by that I don't mean that people who can't speak don't deserve names, but she's also a dragon.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't know.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: I always thought it was the dragon.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_03: Um well, so we have Shrek and the Dragon against Kung Fu Panda and Tigris.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, her name's Elizabeth, it says her name is revealed to be Elizabeth in the Thorline line from Shrek 2.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well then Elizabeth, we apologize.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, we're sorry.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_03: We didn't mean to dename you.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_03: Um so Shrek and Elizabeth.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Elizabeth the Dragon and Shrek versus Tigris and uh Poe.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um The thing about Tigris and Poe together is that their amazing chemistry and teamwork, they like I remember they like scaled a mountain incredibly quickly.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like they could scale a dragon as well and work together.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what I think we're on the precipice of here is potentially the the hardest vote in high and dry history.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't expect this one to be so hard.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and for that, um I would like we're gonna do one more shot and we're gonna do one more hit to kind of think this over.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um so here's to the toughest fight in high and dry podcast history.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_01: Too tough.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's too tough.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: I I abstain.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_01: I abstain from this vote.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_01: I excuse myself from the floor and recruit recuse all my time.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: I wish that was possible.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um so we we have changed my opinion.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_03: We have a little we have we have a little more in us.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_03: So, and uh I I do apologize, but guest first, Luke, what's your vote?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: This is truly a tough one, and honestly, uh in the what what it comes down to for me is I don't see a way that a tiger and a panda bear, even with their kung fu skills, can beat a fire-breathing dragon.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm picturing even in just like a town or city setting, I think it I think they're just gonna, I think the dragon and Shrek's strength, don't get me wrong, we we can't just forget about that.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_01: Shrek is also gonna, with that being said, the dragon I think is gonna be such a such a gruesome thing to deal with.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: Shrek's gonna be the overpowering factor, and and he's gonna kind of uh defeat Tigris and Kung Fu Panda alongside Elizabeth, the dragon.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um and uh James, uh what about you, man?
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_03: What's your vote?
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: I would say man, this is such a tough one.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I think I think a dragon is an insurmountable odd.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: But I think specifically, insurmountable odds are what Poe overcomes.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_01: He had an insurmountable odds to go from being a panda to a dragon warrior and saving his people.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_01: And that's what he did.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's just what he does.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_01: I think I think Shrek lives in a much more bureaucratic system, which is really funny.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_01: That his story is like about like bureaucracy and like hierarchy and and shit like that.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_01: And it's not as uh it's not as about overcoming insurmountable odds as these stupid fucking things humans do to themselves.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_01: I think Panda would win.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_01: I think they'd I think I think he and Tigris would fucking high five and then run, they'd each run up a side of the dragon and then punch her in the side of the fucking head.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: They'd each hit her in the head and she'd go down.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_01: And then they'd have to fight Shrek on the ground and you'd be like, uh shit, I brought a dragon.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_03: So so we got one for Shrek, we got one for Kung Fu Panda, and then on my side, I think we I think we pay too much attention to Poe having to overcome shit.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and we we don't realize that Shrek has to as well.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and and I think like even in that scenario, um, they just killed his best friend's wife.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_03: Um Shrek now has some shit to overcome, and Shrek is an ogre versus mundane animals.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_01: Granted, they're anthropomorphic, but they have like magical kung fu superpowers.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's unreal, they have like superhuman kung fu powers.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_03: But but um, I mean, I think I think at the end of the day, um, just from my vote, um, because what Shrek now has to overcome, they killed his best friend's wife.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I think that um Shrek has no choice now, and we will see you know, All Star will start to play.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_00: And there will be a slow piano version of All-Star.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_00: Get your game up, go play.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and and I I think we'll just slowly watch an ogre.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_01: You're an all-star.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_01: You're an all-star.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: All-star to hallelujah.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll fucking play as an ogre rips apart a creature that we have to convince to save itself.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and so my vote is gonna go to Shrek.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_00: Um you know, you know, you're right.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_03: And look at that, his opinion has changed.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's the power of high and dry podcasts.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_03: So um, so there it is in a vote of three to zero.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um Shrek Shrek, thanks.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_03: Shrek takes it home.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_03: So, in our in our most difficult decision ever, Shrek beats Kung Fu Panda to death.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_01: That hurts me to my core.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_03: You know, and and and um Smashmouth is singing all-star.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_00: This is my nightmare.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_00: This is my nightmare.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_03: To the tune of Hallelujah.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_03: And Shrek wins it.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: So um, you know, take to the forums there and figure out what you're gonna do about that one, high and dry audience.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all have to deal with what I just dealt with.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_01: It is what it is, and that's how the cookie crumbles.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_01: That's how one ogre ruins your uh ruins a story for you.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: So at the end of the day, no one on High and Dry Podcast is gonna rat you out, and Shrek is gonna kill Kung Fu Panda.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers, everybody.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_00: So Luke, where can we find you?
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_01: Find me at TalkFar Gaming.
• 56:16
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• 56:18
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• 56:20
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• 56:24
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• 56:27
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• 56:29
  SPEAKER_01: First one's gonna be March 3rd.
• 56:31
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• 56:35
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• 56:37
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• 56:41
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_01: At the end of the day, I want you to like what we we're producing.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_03: So oh yeah.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_03: So March 3rd, um TalkFar Gaming.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_03: James, where can you find us?
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you can find us on Twitter at high and dry pod.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you can find me on Twitter at theDiabolical.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_01: You can find find Ryan at Barron underscore north.
• 57:03
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• 57:07
  SPEAKER_01: I have a Twitch stream where I do JavaScript programming and code review.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_01: Come by.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's a blast, even if you don't know coding.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_01: I get high there too sometimes.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_03: The the three of us are uh drunkenly and highly spreading like a cancer.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_03: Um soon we will be everywhere.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_01: A media conglomerate.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_03: Soon you're gonna be brushing your teeth with uh Barren North toothbrush.
• 57:41
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• 57:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the high and dry news.
• 57:51
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• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um so thanks everyone for listening.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_03: Luke, thanks for joining us.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, we love having you on here.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_03: We can't wait to have you again.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for having us for sure.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_01: Anytime, guys.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_01: I was a it's a blast.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so glad to be uh I'm so glad I had a blast today.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_03: Hell yeah.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_03: And you're gonna you're gonna catch uh me and James next week.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, thank you, everyone.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's been great.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_03: Take it easy.
• 58:16
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