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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show July 30th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Shiel, Greg, next time you're at Aldi. Oh I'm listening,
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: look for this item that they're selling. It's a stand
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: for your toilet seat that holds your phone while you're
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: sitting on the throne. Yeah, it holds the phone. The
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  Speaker 1: flat place on top the stray picture here, and then
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: the toilet paper rollholder is underneath that, and at the
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: bottom there's a spot for like a like a toilet brush.
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  Speaker 1: Something you would love to see aesthetically. Please, there's the
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: picture of it.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like one of those.
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  Speaker 3: It's not to it's.
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  Speaker 2: Actually not too bad. You would have to set your
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: house h.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the in the primary bathroom my mind, not
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: in the guest bathroom or the powder room.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not with having like a like a plunger or
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: like a toilet brush visible.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I thought, like you would would hate
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: to be seen. No, that's not too bad looking. But
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: then the top for the phone it should be at
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  Speaker 4: an angle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure it can fall.
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  Speaker 1: But this this woman, now dare I say, Karen is
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: coming after Aldi and she says they need to pull
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  Speaker 1: this item off the shelf. It is quote irresponsible and inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: People have too much time.
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  Speaker 1: Her complaint is that it encourages phone addiction end quote.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Reinforces the idea that we are all glued to our phones.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: But whether you have that or not's not wrong. But
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  Speaker 2: it's free will, and we do it with magazines.
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  Speaker 5: It's totally.
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  Speaker 1: Aldi has not commented, but it seems like they're ignoring
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: her because the stands are still there. Probably selling, I
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: was gonna say, if anything, she's probably helped them sell
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: a few of them.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I have a toilet paper story for you, Greg.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I just went and bought some yesterday and then
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  Speaker 6: I go back into my building and I have my
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  Speaker 6: little wagon, right.
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  Speaker 2: So the toilet paper is on full display for.
• 2:01
  Speaker 7: The whole world.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, your your nightmare. So people know that I bought
• 2:04
  Speaker 6: toilet paper. And this guy comes up and he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 6: my toilet paper delivery is here. And you know what
• 2:10
  Speaker 6: I said, Greg, I said, don't you think you need more?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: That's a burn. So Greg, do that just.
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  Speaker 6: In cases somebody calls out, Uh, you know, look at you.
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  Speaker 6: You bought toilet paper. I know that's your nightmare that
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  Speaker 6: come back. Yeah, don't you think you need a little
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  Speaker 6: bit more?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not getting I'm not getting either.
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  Speaker 6: Why not?
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  Speaker 9: How is that a comeback?
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  Speaker 1: Because wait, hold on, you have your wagon?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, how are you not getting? You're pulling your wagon
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  Speaker 2: full of toilet paper? Right?
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  Speaker 6: And he goes, he goes, oh, my toilet paper delivery
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  Speaker 6: is here. So he's making he's calling out that I
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  Speaker 6: have this toilet paper in there, even though there's a
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  Speaker 6: bunch of other stuff in there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then I say, and then I say, I go,
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  Speaker 6: don't you think you need more?
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  Speaker 2: No, we heard what you said.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: I guess where's the burden there?
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  Speaker 6: The bird is he poops a lot, okay, because he
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  Speaker 6: would need more?
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  Speaker 1: Morgan, I mean, are you getting?
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  Speaker 9: I like that? Minace is so proud of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm struggling. I'm struggling.
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  Speaker 9: And did the guy look confused when you said that
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  Speaker 9: to him?
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  Speaker 6: No, he's like, oh he got me. He left like
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  Speaker 6: I get it because he was trying to call me
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  Speaker 6: out for having the toilet paper and I said, no, dude,
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  Speaker 6: you aren't gonna need more because you poop more.
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  Speaker 1: My uncle was a police officer for many many year.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: He's retired now, but he was always saying, man, God,
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  Speaker 1: if I walk into one more place and somebody puts
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  Speaker 1: their hands and go didn't do it one. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's not as funny as you think it is. Yeah, guy,
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  Speaker 1: hate billions times, but yeah, your kids are both really tall.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Your sons are really tall, and doesn't your one son
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  Speaker 1: get really mad? Like people when they meet them they go, oh, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you're tall.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry you exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's always you know, tall people get that question, how
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  Speaker 1: tall are you? He hates it and it gets mad
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  Speaker 1: right and even like, well, like lower his height just
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  Speaker 1: because he's like almost six five.
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  Speaker 8: And I'll be like, well, I guess I'm like six three,
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  Speaker 8: And I'm like, yeah, because Sammy asked him, and he
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  Speaker 8: gets like embarrassed. Because that's the only thing people tell.
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  Speaker 3: I never That's why I never point out the obvious
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  Speaker 3: thing about someone, because I assume they've heard it a
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  Speaker 3: million times.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a great conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go menace nine four nine. It took me
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  Speaker 1: a second, but I get it. Thank you a solid burn.
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  Speaker 2: Well done.
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  Speaker 6: They just don't want to get we'll get it well done.
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  Speaker 1: And a couple of other people on the text speaking
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  Speaker 1: of Sammy, where is Sammy?
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  Speaker 2: Is she okay?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Where is she going to be at well, yeah, she's
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  Speaker 2: she died, so it's really sad. Yeah, Sammy died. Why
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  Speaker 2: she's not here today? She died pooping.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sammy died doing what she rest rest in peace,
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  Speaker 1: sam pooping this.
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  Speaker 2: Rule the boy doesn't want to have sex? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta put your mouth on.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that is quite impressive, quite quite quite impressive.
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  Speaker 2: That's lovely. We've been saying.
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  Speaker 1: It's Greg Gorg Yeah, hi Menace, Yeah, Sea Mass, We've
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  Speaker 1: got Jeff g We've got Morgan. Yeah here, Morgan's got
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  Speaker 1: some some news, but she wants to share. She's downright giddy.
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  Speaker 9: I really am.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good, I don't know. I'm shooting sparks.
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  Speaker 9: G knows some people know. Yeah, all right, just just
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  Speaker 9: tell him. So I she is the bell ready, gets
• 5:41
  Speaker 9: the bell ready. I'm going to Japan next year.
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  Speaker 6: There was so much that's airhornworthy, not be worthy.
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  Speaker 9: And I'm flying first class for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: She's freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: Should be that's a long hour.
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  Speaker 9: I'm literally crapping my pants right now. So I know
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  Speaker 9: I'm freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: Is there anywhere news?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: So this guy that I've been seeing, I mean, was
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  Speaker 9: the same guy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I was wondering if this was still going on.
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  Speaker 9: It is, Yeah, we're doing well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering if this was still going on la bas.
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  Speaker 9: He always laughs when good things happened.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're doing well now one he is doing real well.
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  Speaker 9: What do you mean one of us, you know, have
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  Speaker 9: a simple story. You know, things are going really well.
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  Speaker 9: And I'm he's finding out to Japan.
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  Speaker 2: This is the guy who's the m M A trainer
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, so you know he does something that she
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  Speaker 1: thinks is really cool, right, and so they have that
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  Speaker 1: in common.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and then she went to d C.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was with him.
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  Speaker 1: That was when they did the White House UFC event, right,
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  Speaker 1: and you were there with him, And I remember leading
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  Speaker 1: up to that, that was the whole thing about like
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  Speaker 1: you know, uh, what was it like there was like
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  Speaker 1: a bush request or something.
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  Speaker 2: Request.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely came up, and it seemed to be like
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  Speaker 1: after that trip. I don't remember really hearing anything about
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  Speaker 1: him or otherwise after that, so I didn't know if
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  Speaker 1: it fizzled out. I hadn't asked, because then he started
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  Speaker 1: going through all the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: With the dog and yeah and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well if the relationship didn't kind of
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  Speaker 1: work out the way because she was talking, Oh, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get married and I'm gonna have this guy's baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you double down on the bad news just in case.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so I didn't want to ask about that in
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  Speaker 1: case that you know, hadn't worked out.
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  Speaker 2: And then I got the dog thing and no, things
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  Speaker 2: are great.
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  Speaker 9: I just thought, maybe people don't need to hear all
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  Speaker 9: my personal business.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the situation. Are you guys dating or.
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  Speaker 9: The Gina heard something? He called me his girlfriend, so
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  Speaker 9: we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Like this guy, I don't know, let me ask you.
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  Speaker 1: He seems to be playing this the right way. He's
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  Speaker 1: playing it the right way, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 2: I mean she's she's benefiting. No, I'm saying, but like
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  Speaker 2: you know her reaction.
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  Speaker 1: You guys don't live close to each other, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that's why I'm saying it's a long distance thing.
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  Speaker 2: He's courting her, Yeah, but he's he's.
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  Speaker 1: Making her feel super special, right, He's saying all the
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  Speaker 1: right to keep her like on the hook and super excited.
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  Speaker 2: On the hook. Right.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, this guy doesn't have to do much, you guys,
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  Speaker 11: It's not like he's really like no, but I'm saying offense.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't you know it's not an exclusive relationship or
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 9: We have talked for Yeah, that's OK, because.
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  Speaker 1: If he is juggling chicks, that's what I'm saying. He
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  Speaker 1: is playing it. I think he's playing it pretty smooth.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, is that what you're playing?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know anything about this other than what she's
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  Speaker 11: has said.
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  Speaker 9: So I assume in the beginning, and like I did
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  Speaker 9: do with most men, right, I just assume they got
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  Speaker 9: a bunch of girls, especially someone like this that can
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  Speaker 9: do a lot of things, they probably have girls in
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  Speaker 9: every town. He has told me that's not true, and
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  Speaker 9: that he's interested in me and being monogamous and relationship.
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  Speaker 9: So I mean, again, that's what he says. I believe it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: And so you have said, hey, we're going to Japan.
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  Speaker 1: Pack your bags girl.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: He was like, do you want to come to Japan
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  Speaker 9: with me?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, is it a work trip for him?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? So I'm going to get to go to a
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  Speaker 9: fight in Japan.
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  Speaker 2: Girl's awesome to have a chip that actually cares about
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  Speaker 2: what he does.
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  Speaker 8: I will say this. If you were a side piece.
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  Speaker 8: You're not flying first class.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to events with you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think you're good.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's a good point. It's for real first class,
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  Speaker 2: not like business plus.
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  Speaker 9: Or anything like.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was looking AT's a giant.
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  Speaker 9: It's a lie down seat. You can be six five.
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  Speaker 9: It's like a whole bed.
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  Speaker 2: They call it a sweetie. You know.
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  Speaker 9: I can want my menu, the fancy song.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, glamorous clamor glamorous first Oh.
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  Speaker 9: That's a banger. You can request, I can request meals.
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  Speaker 9: I can have whatever drinks I want, like I'm an
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  Speaker 9: economy bitch.
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  Speaker 2: This is crazy, all right? And again fight that long?
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  Speaker 6: I know for twelve our flight now, Morgan, you don't
• 10:01
  Speaker 6: want to, you know, fumble this, So I'm careful with
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  Speaker 6: the drinks.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm not going to drink.
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  Speaker 1: Are you flying with him or are you meeting him there?
• 10:09
  Speaker 9: Meeting him there? Okay, wow, Okay, he's already there.
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  Speaker 2: Does that change something for you? No, I'm just does okay,
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: let me ask does he is he previously married? Does
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: you have kids? All that kind of stuff? And how
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  Speaker 2: I'm older? Is he than than you?
• 10:22
  Speaker 9: He's older? Than me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's how she likes him.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he could be older, almost elderly.
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  Speaker 9: He's in his forties.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: That's young compared to how she typically like, like.
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  Speaker 9: Am I too old for you? And I'm like, you're
• 10:35
  Speaker 9: not really old enough.
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  Speaker 2: Breathing here's here's okay. Please don't take this the wrong way.
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  Speaker 7: Don't.
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  Speaker 9: That's why I haven't talked about it lately.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Why we're all happy for you. And I'm going to
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: get that, Seas. You have to consider the source. Unlike
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: other people. I will not I will not spill stuff
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  Speaker 2: you say off the air on the air. But why
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  Speaker 2: you ask him?
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  Speaker 9: She's like, and you asked that before, and I did
• 11:06
  Speaker 9: agree in the beginning. Yeah, I'm not a beautiful like well,
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  Speaker 9: I'm not a supermodel Instagram like super hot chick, right.
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  Speaker 2: Which, again, I get it, people fall in love.
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  Speaker 9: I understand that my personality Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you said that goes a long way because you
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: just to be fair.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: I remember when he had that that blonde girlfriend, lawyer
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: like chick that brought over to your house, Greg, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and we asked her the same question, why him?
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  Speaker 2: Did you have an answer? Because she was like super.
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  Speaker 11: Cool and like really like out going and whatever, like
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  Speaker 11: all my girlfriend has always been super cool OUTU the
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  Speaker 11: math mathe.
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  Speaker 1: But we're always wondering because you are a certain way
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  Speaker 1: with us.
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  Speaker 2: I think that he's a.
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  Speaker 6: He's a different person with people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but.
• 11:46
  Speaker 6: You said like when you met this guy, there was
• 11:48
  Speaker 6: some kind of connection right away.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, I felt it. But again I'm I don't like
• 11:53
  Speaker 9: the term hopeless romantic because I don't agree with the
• 11:55
  Speaker 9: hopeless part. But I am a romantic. I love love, right,
• 12:00
  Speaker 9: so I totally believe in like love and first sight
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  Speaker 9: and all that stuff.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: So well, you definitely felt you feel like you're in love?
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really.
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  Speaker 9: I always fall into love and then I fall out.
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  Speaker 2: Does he know that? Have you said that?
• 12:12
  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so nobody's nobody said love.
• 12:14
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, and I won't How.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: Many times have you been not physically like, how many
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: times have you been in the same space with this guy?
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  Speaker 9: Well, other than meeting him, which was very brief, and
• 12:24
  Speaker 9: then when I saw him in d C.
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: So two times.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Well d C was basically just he was like,
• 12:30
  Speaker 9: well that was a couple of days, but it was
• 12:32
  Speaker 9: just one yeah, one time exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But if he's not just some like dude who has
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: you know, is juggling chicks In every report, she's you're pretty,
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  Speaker 3: you're tall, you're thin, you're athletic, and you're into what
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: he does for a living.
• 12:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's perfect, great sense of humor, you're fun to
• 12:49
  Speaker 8: be around.
• 12:50
  Speaker 9: Like I suggest you ask him why me, because I.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Would be I don't want I want to put this delicately.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, I'm sure we'll find out eventually, hopefully together.
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  Speaker 11: Why not, Well, I'll tell you why. We're kind of
• 13:04
  Speaker 11: going through all the reasons right now. There's a large
• 13:07
  Speaker 11: amount of expense being put forth on Morgan, which is
• 13:11
  Speaker 11: with all within his right to do if he likes that.
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  Speaker 9: And let me say I never once asked to be
• 13:16
  Speaker 9: flown out or first.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, absolutely, that's good.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think you would either. But he's got money.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: And somebody made a point on the text. If he's
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: got money, even a side piece, find a side piece
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: out first class?
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  Speaker 2: Not a big deal, true, you know what I mean. Well,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: it's not like he sent a private jet for her.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're if you're not mean, we'll get there.
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  Speaker 11: Well, let's say at first in perspective, first class of
• 13:36
  Speaker 11: Japan is probably ten over ten thousand dollars is a
• 13:39
  Speaker 11: round trip, yeah, round trip probably. Yeah, that's my last
• 13:42
  Speaker 11: first class in business plus, so that's like two thousand
• 13:44
  Speaker 11: versus ten thousand.
• 13:44
  Speaker 9: You're actually righting was around ten.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's that's not nothing.
• 13:48
  Speaker 11: And you have to be that's a I mean, you
• 13:50
  Speaker 11: have to be either really serious about someone or just
• 13:52
  Speaker 11: have well over seven figures.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's thank you, right, which you get.
• 13:59
  Speaker 11: My question being if this guy met Morgan by herd
• 14:02
  Speaker 11: tagging him in a photo on Instagram, which is fine
• 14:05
  Speaker 11: and great, Like there's there's a lot of women who've
• 14:07
  Speaker 11: done that. I'm sure that again, it's a.
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  Speaker 2: Numbers game, dude.
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  Speaker 6: You just keep on tagging until you.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Find I'm not saying this isn't genuine. He may very well.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: You guys might be the princess and the peach or
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: whatever the hell that is.
• 14:22
  Speaker 9: Just say you don't want to go to the wedding.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: It's fine, but my point, but okay, I will also say, like,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: because I think my wife saw like this guy, excuse me,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: like the like saw him on Instagram or whatever. Yeah,
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh wow, she goes he kind of looks
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: like Tyler.
• 14:36
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, I hate this. It's not the first
• 14:38
  Speaker 9: time I've heard that, right, yeah's a much version of
• 14:43
  Speaker 9: very much like anybody.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: No, my point is, my point is, like this guy
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: himself other than his job, and he's got a really
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: cool job something you really think it's cool.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And he's got dough clearly.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: But he's not He's not like like a textbook handsome dude.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: He's a bigger guy, which is surprising because you know
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: he's a trainer for these fighters and stuff like that.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: So it's like a like a manly kind of man. Yeah,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like a like a I don't I
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: don't want to like he's not.
• 15:13
  Speaker 9: He's not a some people would say he's ugly, right.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Or he's not a traditionally like you know, like handsome.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: It's not a Brad Pitt kind of Whoever.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Let's go with Henry Cavill from Henry Call.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: So maybe so, you know, maybe he's thinking the same thing,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, you know, because it's
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: not just about you know, your job, like people would
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: be attracted to him because of the job or because
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: of the money, you know, but like you're yeah, you
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: so like you're like why her?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: He could be sitting like why me?
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's a valid.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Question, thank you, but it's not.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: It's but it's not.
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: That doesn't you believe everything Morgan says? But also see,
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: you know me, right, but you don't know me, know me?
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: So I think when someone actually truly to know me,
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: like surprise, I'm actually a good person deep down, like
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: and I'm still And.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: That's absolutely true. Everything Jeff said is true. It's true.
• 16:09
  Speaker 11: So this goes back to Greg's point from a long
• 16:10
  Speaker 11: time ago. If you are a woman and you want
• 16:13
  Speaker 11: and you want to be set for life.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: You say two words, I do and if this happens, see.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: This is my Because Gina takes an exception with that,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: she goes, well I did it wrong? You did?
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: And it is right.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: And Vaughn, as we saw on his Instagram, he was
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: at WARF tour and he was talking to all the
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: bands every so many bands. Yeah yeah, I mean, and
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: you're you're really into it, so you know who all
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: these bands are, even bands that most people have.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Never even heard of, forty different ones.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Ended up being twenty seven interviews over too, Well.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Did you go in there knowing about all these bands
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: or did you like, oh, I'm gonna speak to this band,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna look up some stuff real quick. And
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: because it seemed like you knew all about.
• 16:59
  Speaker 12: Them, Yes, so about I would say sixteen hours or
• 17:02
  Speaker 12: already scheduled, but about ten to twelve bands came up
• 17:06
  Speaker 12: during the warp tour and will like interview US, interview US,
• 17:08
  Speaker 12: So I like five minutes to do some quick research
• 17:11
  Speaker 12: and you know, a good interview in so yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they all seem to dig your vibe and energy man,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. So yeah, told them did a really
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: good job.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: I appreciate job a lot from you guys.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: All right, so what do you show family feud? It's
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Warped Tour additions with Vaughan who talked to a lot
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: of the Warped Tour bands.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And uh, who is the first band?
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: All right? So the first band is Gym Class Heroes.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Nice and uh, there you go, Gym Class Heroes. I'm
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: sleeping cold.
• 17:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah all right, yeah, so they actually two were coming
• 17:43
  Speaker 12: up with Bob and Loope and one of their friends
• 17:47
  Speaker 12: is Menace. And here's a TRAVI giving a little shout
• 17:52
  Speaker 12: out to uh two minutes here.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, a shout out to Menace. Okay, nice, wow Man,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I's look at you with the gifts I.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Worked for the show. We have a guy on there
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: called Minutes.
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: As You, formally formally known as White Menace, and I
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: never had no.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I just wondered why why didn't he dropped? And I
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: was like, oh my, I don't know which one works better. No,
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: he comes to all the picnics.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm so happy that he's doing really well and
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: they're doing this tour. It's gonna be awesome.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: All right, so who gets the first question? All right?
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: First, let's go to minus man. All right, let's do
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: it alright, Menace, Name a bad first date? Activity?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Name a bad first date? Activity, bad first date? Activity?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Meeting parents? Oh like some kind of family.
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: Going to the library.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for the first date.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Now this is all the band or just Traviy, just Traviy. Okay, Uh,
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: what's Travia gonna say?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: Church?
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: I think he might just say movies, just moving movies. Yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: worse people say dinner. It's a bad first date. You're
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: locked in, like meet for a drink, leaving the schedule open,
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: so if you go, the drink goes well. But I
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: mean if you see Traviy on social he's a very
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: communal guy, so he would probably want dinner, all right,
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: and you're a lot of people.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Movie.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Movie movie, all right, all right, let's see what do
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: you show?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Family Feud Warped Tour audition with Gym class heroes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Name a bad first date? Activity, farting.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: On a first date? Yeah, I get at least two
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: or three.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, what if you or if you have to
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: just make sure it's quiet?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe he maybe he misinterpreted the question just a little
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: bit out. Yeah, we're for you and he hanging out.
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: Unfortunately, I will very long base and have much time
• 19:54
  Speaker 12: to hang out until.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what do you show? Family Feud Warped
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Tour edition? Vaughn talking to the different bands they're at
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: warp Tour and who gets the next question?
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Grey?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Alright, Greg Gory?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: All right? Name something people only clean when guests are
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: coming over?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my first instinct.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Was toy, bathrooms, toilet work.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: Uh yeah, yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But I think bathrooms have say bathroom, can it be
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: general like bathroom?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Let's go with bathroom then specifically toilet toilet?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's see if we get on the
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: board with our first point, what do you show family feud?
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: Name something that people only clean when guests are coming
• 20:44
  Speaker 12: over bathroom?
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Go yeah yeah, okay, yeah, we got one point there.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: That's good. Nice, that's good. All right, who gets the
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: next question?
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Next, we'll want to taken Back Sunday, actually a.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Taking taking guys, Taking Back Sunday. You guys know this
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: song You're Happy without.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: The game, so is uh oh yeah, cute without the eye.
• 21:12
  Speaker 12: Wait, these guys are super cool and they have a podcast,
• 21:14
  Speaker 12: So I asked him to do a radio voice for
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: me real quick?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, yeah, all right, here we go.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: You guys also have a podcast, taking Back Someday podcast. Yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: just for jokes. Can you give me your best radio
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: announce your voice?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Coming up next? Ninety eight seven LA's Altered by.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: From the Warp Tour.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Please welcome to the stage, taking Back.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I wow, that's terrible. Our jobs are saved.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, all right, So let's go to Gina here.
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: Gina grad already named something you would do to impress
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: a crush?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Oh I mean, what would they say, because you know,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, get a hair cut, go to the gym,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: get your nails done. But to guys, guys don't think
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's from a guy perspective. What a guy do?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: And fly out? Yeah?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I mean ye, be in a band, that's a good one.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Spend money or be in a band.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you play guitar.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's greg Yeah, let's let's be a musician.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: All right, musician?
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see what taking back Sunday said to that one.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Name something that you would do to impress a crush?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Dance dance?
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: Certain things are just simply.
• 22:45
  Speaker 12: So, like a bird meeting called ye peacocky peacocking.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Check would about faster the girl? Check out how I
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: could dance?
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Another another question? Give me one more here?
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: All this is for Woody. All right, name something that
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: is impossible to eat quietly?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Possibly quietly? Okay?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Corn?
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Chips?
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Number one?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Gotta be chips, right, it's gotta be crackers. Yeah, chips?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Did you say corn? I think this one's too obvious.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: This is are they gonna like try to be I
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: think it's just something they're trying to be funny.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: But I think anybody who hears that question the first
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: thing you're gonna think about chip chips? Yeah, I mean
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Menace can.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Make chee soup loud. Yeah, it's right.
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: Even opening a bag is loud.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Everything I'm going, I'm going with chips.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: A good answer.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go? Do we get another point here?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: In warp Tour edition of Family Feud.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Name something that is impossible to eat quietly?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: What's your favorite chips? My favorite chip? I love a
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: good good tortilla chair. Oh nice, nice, nice? Yeah, man,
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: because like in a pinch, you can use it for
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: silverware too, and it's edible.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, well that's how that's how you do.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: What do you show?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Family Feud? Warped Tour edition has got a lot of
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: different a lot of different clips from these different interviews
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: on his uh, on his social media.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: If you want to plug your social.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Media, yeah at Vonda Wizard v O n d A
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: w I z.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: A r D Vonda Wizard yeeah or all nine eighty
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: seven f M and you can find this account.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah absolutely, I saw he was. He was introducing himself
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of von b. Yeah, yeah, von b.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: It's a little shorter, easier to say that the time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like frust Oh it's Vaughn yeaeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: but hey it's von B.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm here. I have heard, I'm here. I'm here.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: That's actually became my radio career as well.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Va It's Vaughn. Be everybody show.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I asked h Vaughn to go through his his clips
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: there and we can do we can do one more, uh,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: one more, a little round here of what do you
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: show family feud Warp Tour. Addition, Vaughn talking to the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: different bands of Warp Tour this year and what's the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: next band.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: We have Hot Shell Ray for songs like tonight tonight.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Slapping does slap? Greg and I talked about that all
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: the time. The slap is hard. Yeah, that's Hot Shell Ray.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Ye.
• 25:55
  Speaker 12: They're very cool to talk to. All right, This next
• 25:58
  Speaker 12: question is for Morgan. All right, Morgan, name something people
• 26:02
  Speaker 12: lose at Warped Tour.
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: Well, my first instinct is phone or keys or wallet?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: What about if they're smoking lighter?
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: That's a good one.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Their virginity, I war. I think that was maybe back
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: in the day, not now, like at a port a
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: party something.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's long gone their mind. Oh yeah, I don't know.
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: Lighter is pretty good wallet phone. Can I combine wallet
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: phone keys in one Maybe.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: If you're crowdsurfing or whatever that you know, things come
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: out of your pockets for sure.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: People still CrowdSurf.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeahs crowdsurfing.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: The Laws and Found line was like a mile long.
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was in there. Yeah, let's go with lighter.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Let's see if she's right.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Name something people lose.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: A warped tour, virginity in the bathroom.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I just assume that's saying yeah, that wasn't happening anymore.
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: In the bathroom too.
• 27:10
  Speaker 11: We would have double point yeah, right, it was right there,
• 27:17
  Speaker 11: right there for the picking.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: One more question, Vaughan, let's go to Jeff g here.
• 27:24
  Speaker 12: Alright, Jeff g already named something you would never buy
• 27:28
  Speaker 12: used you would never buy you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: Underwear, vibrator, toothbrush.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, if they said sex in the bathroom, maybe
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: they're maybe they're already thinking dirty.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe condoms is the right one. Maybe uh, anti
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: person the order toothbrush.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the tooth underwear.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Underwear, all right, Gena has been on a roll. I'm
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: gonna go with underwear, all right, underwear, all right?
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: Good, guess do you sell them a good Will though
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: I want to show.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Will he show family feud Warped Tour adition with hot
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: shell ray something you would never buy used name.
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: Something you would never buy used designer underwear, Yeah, underwear
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: or anything that is just directly used as underwear.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: I've been like a thrift store underwear they are and
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: I'm like, who's buying that?
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: I know?
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: And then I hear these like viral posts about there's
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: like a group of men and I'm not scared to
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: talk about you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Sorry, if you deserve it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: There's a group of men out here who.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Are like scared to wipe their.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Ass and they're like in the you guys in your underwear,
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: and yeah, of course, don't be proud of that. Learn
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: to be better, practice like rehearse it. I don't care,
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: but like stop being dirty.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whole subculture. Yeah, we'll get.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: If you want to see the different clips from his
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: interviews all the different bands Warped tour this year, you
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: can find them at Von d Wizard. Also, we have
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a link on our social media just there at the
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• 29:07
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