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DLHS Hour 2 | It cost too much but I still want it · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is another dal You can show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six and just remember that if you are in Boston
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, I will be there this Friday at the
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  Speaker 1: Schubert Theater.
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  Speaker 2: We got D L and D L.
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  Speaker 1: The following day at Tysons Tyson's Theater at Tysons, Virginia
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  Speaker 1: at the City Bank Capitol Hall. You don't go to
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  Speaker 1: somewhere somebody else is playing there.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't gonna be me. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So I woman goes to dinner at a very expensive
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  Speaker 1: steak restlan because you don't have to say steak and
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  Speaker 1: expensive at the same time. Because I think beef cost
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  Speaker 1: more than cocaine right now, not that I know, but
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  Speaker 1: not that I would know. Side note, Did you see
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  Speaker 1: how everybody broke that in Bargo?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Yep, Iran did it, China did it. He makes himself
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  Speaker 1: look feckless on week every time. You know, I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't up there talking about I wish you would. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's just admit, we know you ran out of missiles.
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  Speaker 1: No they laughing, boy, no more bullets. Yeah we know
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  Speaker 1: that you can't. We know that you you We see
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  Speaker 1: Iran give you a hard time.
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  Speaker 2: What do you what do you think you're trying to
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  Speaker 2: just steamed on buy? Oh? They laughing. Man, he makes it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Man, so Jaz, have you ever gone and stuff comes
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  Speaker 1: more east side his shoes?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, Now I will say I have done what Skip said,
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  Speaker 4: and that is you can order a drink and something
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  Speaker 4: to eat, and then when the bill comes, you're like,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute, what did I order? And you don't
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  Speaker 4: realize if the drinks were twenty three and twenty four
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  Speaker 4: dollars each and you had two or three you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean? And the drink bill is more than
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  Speaker 4: the actual food. That has happened to me before. But
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  Speaker 4: I've never ordered something and didn't realize how much it costs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say that's that is that is feckless, that
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  Speaker 1: is irrespond.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, things. We were just talking about how things change.
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  Speaker 5: Junius and I because I love and haven't had him
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  Speaker 5: in a while. Because the price is astronomical. Is Alaskan
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  Speaker 5: king crab legs? Yes, and there man, you'll go to
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  Speaker 5: them and find restaurants. It'll be one hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 5: five a pound. I'm like, god, you know, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You know everybody that was the greatest catch all them did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all of them are dead.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, either on the boat or off, but most of
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  Speaker 4: them on the boat.
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  Speaker 1: Every job you have, every dude who does a dangerous job,
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  Speaker 1: is a woman telling him he ain't a day if
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  Speaker 1: he ain't bring no money home, he ain't worth it
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  Speaker 1: down every time, Like I remember reading about these tiger
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  Speaker 1: widows uh in India, and all of the widows, they
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  Speaker 1: were all widows because the men in that village would
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  Speaker 1: all go out and gather food and hunt, and tigers knew.
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  Speaker 1: Then they got acclimated because tigers, I think tigers, polar
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  Speaker 1: bears and I think something else are the only species
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  Speaker 1: we know for sure hunt.
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  Speaker 2: Men, saltwater crocodiles, soccer maybe saltwater crocodiles. And they got
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  Speaker 2: to hunt these men, and all the men knew that that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you go out as a good chance,
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  Speaker 1: one of you ain't coming back, and you know, the
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  Speaker 1: wife are like, hey, you ain't got to be you just.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta be faster than next to you. You'll be all right.
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  Speaker 1: But eventually they all got killed. And those dudes would
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  Speaker 1: rather get killed than be home with a woman saying
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna bring no money home.
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  Speaker 2: All of them because the tiger my ground.
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  Speaker 1: The woman gonna talk, So you're gonna be out there, boy.
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  Speaker 2: And the tiger's gonna grow one time man.
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  Speaker 3: And this is truth.
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  Speaker 1: And then when the then when the women moved, the
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  Speaker 1: tigers moved with them. They're like, I ain't that's like
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  Speaker 1: leaving the grocery store. You ain't good supply.
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  Speaker 2: Uh that went nowhere. I just.
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  Speaker 1: For the right the question we're asking, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: So a woman goes to a high class steak joint,
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  Speaker 1: orders the most expensive state on the menu, and then
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  Speaker 1: cries when the bill comes.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no crying. Now did you finish it? Ain't no crying?
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  Speaker 2: She talked about how delicious it was. I bet it was.
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  Speaker 2: That's she I mean, she had it.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, so it would have to be, she
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  Speaker 1: might not have written, but not just if a bill
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  Speaker 1: is so big it makes you cry, it would have
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  Speaker 1: to be not just a a tomahawk, but a wig tomahawk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably a Japanese wagg Everybody don't even have.
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  Speaker 5: She said, because the total bill, but just for the
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  Speaker 5: just for the steak alone, her poor just for that
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  Speaker 5: was one hundred and forty.
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  Speaker 2: Five dollars, yeah that that ain't why that's like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but for the average person thinking that they gonna spend.
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  Speaker 1: But I know that that's a big sixty great steak?
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  Speaker 1: Is seventy five a great steak? You you you went
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  Speaker 1: high on the hall right here? Yeah, you didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what that was the way to probably what we're gonna get.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, this is it at the end of the night.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on, that's pretty man. He was
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  Speaker 2: crying in the beginning. Oh man, we gotta cook, we
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  Speaker 2: gotta say this.
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  Speaker 3: We were just thinking last but.
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  Speaker 2: Jill turn the cry. Mostly people don't for two things.
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  Speaker 1: Mostly people don't order a steak like that unless they
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  Speaker 1: really like steak and know what it is.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
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  Speaker 4: I also think if you go to a restaurant that
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  Speaker 4: you know is expensive, you already know mostly everything on
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  Speaker 4: the menu is going to be pretty pricey, and so
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  Speaker 4: you try to go with the salad the pond road
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  Speaker 4: and man, because you know the sam is probably gonna
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  Speaker 4: be the cheapest thing, you know, the shramp whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I went out with my frat brother yesterday. It was
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  Speaker 2: his birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, and so we go out and uh we have
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  Speaker 1: Ruth Chris is no big deal. But you could tell
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  Speaker 1: when somebody doesn't do stuff a lot, like you could tell.
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  Speaker 2: You does do stuff a lot. He's like, this steak
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  Speaker 2: is this, this, this and this is and I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 2: just you know, it's your birthday. Do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care, and you know it's it's cool. But
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  Speaker 1: that didn't finish. And I'm like, uh huh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: for fact, you gotta finish it. Yeah, you you you
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  Speaker 1: you best, you best know ordered. I'm like, all the
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  Speaker 1: thermidone going, but some lots of there.
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  Speaker 5: I got him back though, when I heard that Cuban cigar,
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  Speaker 5: He's like, it's a man cigar.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Man up.
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  Speaker 1: It took me the whole show, but I so a woman.
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  Speaker 2: This is a scenario.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted it so bad. How much is it?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Forty five?
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  Speaker 2: It's a big stake. It's a big steak.
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  Speaker 5: It's so good.
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  Speaker 8: It was so good, he said, the kitchen clothes in
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  Speaker 8: six minutes.
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  Speaker 2: That's the first year steaks. Have you ever gone order
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  Speaker 2: something that you know your price? We got to go
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  Speaker 2: to the phones.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I had an experience that made me cry after
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  Speaker 9: getting the bill, but it's because it wasn't fully my bill.
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  Speaker 7: A whole group of people tried to run out of
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  Speaker 7: the restaurant after I just had one drink and was
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  Speaker 7: left with the bill for over six hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 5: So that did make me cry, especially because I was
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  Speaker 5: a drinking and I think that it's possible, but answer certain.
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  Speaker 10: That was when I was nineteen.
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  Speaker 3: After thirtey, you got to be aware of.
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  Speaker 10: What's going on.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, I have a personal experience to share. I was
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  Speaker 6: twenty two years old, a new Air Force officer. I
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  Speaker 6: was going on a date with my girl. I called
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  Speaker 6: a restaurant. I asked about all the right questions, the atmosphere,
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  Speaker 6: this and that. Then I asked for the price. They
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  Speaker 6: said entrees were fifteen to twenty five dollars. All of carts.
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  Speaker 6: Now this is in nineteen eighty fifteen to twenty five
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  Speaker 6: dollars a dollar card. So I came to the place
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  Speaker 6: with twenty five dollars and I filed out what the
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  Speaker 6: word ala cart meant. When I got the two hundred
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  Speaker 6: dollar bill, which was as much as my rent, it
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  Speaker 6: was quite alarming, but it was on me. So everybody
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  Speaker 6: going there and should know what's happening.
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  Speaker 7: You should ask before you order, especially if you know
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  Speaker 7: that you might not have enough money to eat out
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  Speaker 7: and everything, and you shouldn't know anyway, because you don't
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  Speaker 7: know what the consequences would be if you eat something
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  Speaker 7: and can't afford to pay or figure out you don't
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  Speaker 7: have no money or anything.
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  Speaker 10: So that's what I think.
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  Speaker 7: I think you should ask before and make sure you
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  Speaker 7: got enough money to cover the bill and everything. And
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  Speaker 7: if you're on a date, then you should not really
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  Speaker 7: worry about it. But I shouldn't have a backup if
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  Speaker 7: I know that this person had never is not you know,
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  Speaker 7: I don't really know the person that they might not
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  Speaker 7: have enough money or something.
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  Speaker 2: So the question we're asking legim this is scenario. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted it so bad. How much is it right?
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  Speaker 3: Look pretty fine?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a big steak.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big steak.
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  Speaker 11: So good, it was so good, he said, clothes in
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  Speaker 11: six minutes.
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  Speaker 10: That's the first.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever got something or buy something you didn't know?
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  Speaker 1: They pressure up, We'll go through the phones.
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  Speaker 9: Me personally, Hell no, I would never do that because,
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  Speaker 9: for one, I'm very picky. So I'm the type that
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna look up the restaurant and look at the
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  Speaker 9: menu to know what I already want to Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 9: already the one to take it too much time to
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  Speaker 9: figure out what she wants to eat. And so I
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  Speaker 9: hang around some bougie a people and so they always
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  Speaker 9: going to five star restaurants and I will never ever
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  Speaker 9: ever be caught off guard. So yeah, no, that will
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  Speaker 9: never happen to me at all. Now maybe younger, but
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  Speaker 9: the fifty old plus me, it can't. It just won't
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  Speaker 9: because they said, I'm too picky. I gotta know what
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  Speaker 9: I'm getting myself into, because for one, I don't want
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  Speaker 9: to look like Boogoo to fool in front of everybody
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  Speaker 9: or be washing nobody's dishes.
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  Speaker 10: Well, if she's inadvertally orders to stay, she gotta suffer
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  Speaker 10: the consequences. You know, we're gonna inadvertently stop at my
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  Speaker 10: house to have a nightcap. It's like somebody said, the
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  Speaker 10: famous person's here order you gotta suffer the consequences behind that. Well,
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  Speaker 10: so yeah, that's how I feel. You You got to
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  Speaker 10: suffer the consequences for inadvertanty ordering the most expensive things
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  Speaker 10: and we're gonna inadvertently stop at my house. That's how
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  Speaker 10: I feel.
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  Speaker 12: Yes, I have gone into a restaurant and order something
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  Speaker 12: that I could not.
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  Speaker 10: Afford to pay for it, but I ended up having
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  Speaker 10: to do it.
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  Speaker 12: I ordered the appetizers, the main course, the dessert, the drink,
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  Speaker 12: whatever I wanted. When I got my bill, all I
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  Speaker 12: could think was, oh my god, my boyfriend is not here.
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  Speaker 6: To pay for it.
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  Speaker 12: I ordered as if he would be there with me,
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  Speaker 12: and I didn't think about it. But I was there
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  Speaker 12: with my friends and.
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  Speaker 10: Just ordered the way I normally would.
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  Speaker 2: She's normally changed for the bill.
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  Speaker 12: He was not there, so boom, I had to chocolate
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  Speaker 12: up myself.
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  Speaker 3: Then my home bro in the April? Do you do
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  Speaker 3: the April? Is it fooling you that joke? Yes? I do.
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  Speaker 3: This day is very popular hair.
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  Speaker 8: I think people love it because it's the only holiday
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  Speaker 8: we're getting played, is mandatory and still socially acceptable and
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  Speaker 3: Politicians can tell the truth and call it a joke.
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  Speaker 8: Tomorrow we are back to pretending everything is fine. I'm
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  Speaker 8: sitting house, you know, deal my own brother. What I
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  Speaker 8: do in April is fooling your day joke.
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  Speaker 3: I do it like a water. One time I go
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  Speaker 3: to my girlfriend's hall.
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  Speaker 8: I arrived late on the purpose and I say it
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  Speaker 8: is because I had to go to the store.
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  Speaker 3: Then I say, April is fooling you. I was at
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  Speaker 3: my side chick's house.
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  Speaker 8: Then she started screaming at me, and then I scream
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  Speaker 8: back at her, April is fooling you.
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  Speaker 3: She is really pregnant. It's my goufay.
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  Speaker 8: She screamed and screamed at me again, and then I
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  Speaker 8: scream to her, April is full.
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  Speaker 3: Then I break up with her.
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  Speaker 8: See it's a triple April fools and break up a
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  Speaker 8: startingsin deha and Robert de Patterson.
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  Speaker 3: The drama is a comedy that pertains.
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  Speaker 8: It's a drama, but really it's just watching two beautiful
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  Speaker 8: people gas like each other into therapy and somehow it's
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  Speaker 8: supposed to be funny. You've never been in a relationship
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  Speaker 8: where everything looks perfect on the eastergram see they have
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  Speaker 8: you know she is fine as hell. Patterson is doing
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  Speaker 8: week and the whole thing collapses like a Jinger tower
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  Speaker 8: made of lie.
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  Speaker 3: That's the drama to dim. That is drama to dim.
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  Speaker 3: I'm siious.
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  Speaker 8: a couple from the wind between my cheeks.
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  Speaker 11: Harmony, harmony, harm