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- 4:01Speaker 2: my imported co host from Canada?
- 4:03Speaker 3: Important. Yeah, what's going on? Niddy?
- 4:06Speaker 4: Happy to fucking be here, man, it's gonna be a
- 4:08Speaker 4: it's a surprise episode. I didn't know this was gonna
- 4:10Speaker 4: happen today, so I'm excited. It's fucking we got a
- 4:13Speaker 4: dope ass guest. As a comedian, I'm fucking excited. You're
- 4:16Speaker 4: the fucking man. We got fucking rocks here. How do
- 4:19Speaker 4: you feel like the pylon before we go, before we
- 4:23Speaker 4: go into rock? How do you feel by yesterday? Yesterday
- 4:26Speaker 4: was a madhouse, bro. If I was also on the balloons,
- 4:29Speaker 4: you were. I took one balloon for the first five
- 4:32Speaker 4: minutes too. If we didn't dude this, it went off
- 4:36Speaker 4: the rails, bro. There's no way to keep it straight
- 4:38Speaker 4: if everyone's on balloons.
- 4:40Speaker 5: That was the first time I ever met uh Steptone
- 4:42Speaker 5: was him crashing the episode with nas.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Remember being like, what the fuck is that?
- 4:47Speaker 2: When he starts yelling and he starts going ah ah,
- 4:50Speaker 2: That's that's when you know it's belligerent. When he starts
- 4:54Speaker 2: going like Megatron in that video. Also, that other voice
- 4:56Speaker 2: that you heard is Rock Sampson, who provided the close out.
- 5:00Speaker 2: I'm sorry the opener this this beginning of the episode.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Thank you Rock Samson.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Yeah, what up, nerds are y'all doing?
- 5:06Speaker 2: Thank you Ray for running the boards as per usual
- 5:08Speaker 2: Morning Shot Films and Morning Real Podcast. We appreciate everything
- 5:11Speaker 2: you do. And now let's give it up for our
- 5:16Speaker 2: special guests. Now, we've had the pleasure of interviewing this
- 5:19Speaker 2: guy a few times. He's been on The Green Thumb
- 5:20Speaker 2: Show and you think he's been here once, but it's
- 5:23Speaker 2: been a long time since we had our actual Suya.
- 5:25Speaker 2: We're doing it upstairs, listen. I also saw him recently
- 5:28Speaker 2: on top of his van in Hollywood where the fires
- 5:30Speaker 2: were going on. So let's give it up for the
- 5:35Speaker 2: one and only Jamie Kennedy in the house.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Bro, I'm trying not to get fucking lifted. Why you're
- 5:48Speaker 3: not smoking no more? I'm not. I can't have too
- 5:50Speaker 3: much to do right now, fucking you up right now,
- 5:52Speaker 3: I'm just I'm going by your smoke. I think I'll
- 5:55Speaker 3: be all right. It's pretty ventilated in here. I'm getting whiffs.
- 6:00Speaker 3: I mean you don't have guys go hard.
- 6:02Speaker 5: We do go and we just started. I'm so sorry.
- 6:04Speaker 5: Do you want a gummy life saver?
- 6:06Speaker 3: No, I'm good. Okay, it's not medicated. It's the name
- 6:08Speaker 3: of the pod. We don't smoke. We don't smoke the same, man.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Can I just say off the top sounds just like Tommy?
- 6:15Speaker 4: When I was thirteen years old, I went to go
- 6:17Speaker 4: watch Malibu's Most Wanted with my friends at a theater
- 6:21Speaker 4: in Toronto.
- 6:21Speaker 3: You're so happy, man.
- 6:23Speaker 4: It was a fourteen plus movie. You have to be
- 6:25Speaker 4: fourteen away for you this. We get in there and
- 6:28Speaker 4: there's fourteen year olds don't have ID but they ask
- 6:31Speaker 4: you how old you are? Right, And I was like,
- 6:33Speaker 4: I'm fourteen and they let me in. And my boy,
- 6:35Speaker 4: who was fourteen, panicked and he went, I'm thirteen and
- 6:37Speaker 4: they wouldn't let him in. We got somebody to buy
- 6:39Speaker 4: him his ticket. We're inside, we're watching it. We're literally
- 6:43Speaker 4: at the scene where you're dancing with your with your
- 6:46Speaker 4: leg and your arm and he gets kicked out. Two
- 6:49Speaker 4: ushers come and sit, which one of you is not fourteen,
- 6:51Speaker 4: kicks them out. The rest of us stay watch the movie.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Tell him how much he fucked up after. It's just
- 6:58Speaker 4: so cool man that you're here right now.
- 7:00Speaker 3: I love it, Thank you, buddy. Canada is fourteen at
- 7:05Speaker 3: that time, it was fourteen. We have thirteen. You guys
- 7:07Speaker 3: do thirteen. That's weird. Yeah, Canada is just always a
- 7:11Speaker 3: little bit off.
- 7:12Speaker 2: There's a rule against like thirteen year old or fourteen
- 7:13Speaker 2: year old go to certain movie.
- 7:14Speaker 3: No, certain movies are like fourteen plus or PG thirteen brot.
- 7:19Speaker 3: But yeah, I never plus as well. I never put
- 7:21Speaker 3: that together. The thirteen was the age thing. Yeah, what
- 7:25Speaker 3: did you think you were doing?
- 7:26Speaker 1: I just never paid.
- 7:27Speaker 4: I thought.
- 7:27Speaker 3: I was just like, that's just the way they raid it.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Thank you. I was just saying, I've been trying to
- 7:31Speaker 3: be super mindful of where I'm blowing. No, but if
- 7:33Speaker 3: you you have to understand something about me, I'm already crazy,
- 7:38Speaker 3: so you don't need to help. No. So if I weed,
- 7:42Speaker 3: if I have to do anything, I can't function. I'm
- 7:45Speaker 3: such a lightweight. But I do smoke once in a while.
- 7:47Speaker 3: But I have to have all my shit done end
- 7:49Speaker 3: of the day type thing, end of the week, end
- 7:52Speaker 3: of the month's I gotta have everything like in order,
- 7:56Speaker 3: And I'm like sitting on a beach. I know, I
- 7:58Speaker 3: got nothing to do.
- 7:59Speaker 4: And then when you start smoking your phone and I could.
- 8:01Speaker 3: Yeah no, I just like, okay, I'll take a little talk.
- 8:04Speaker 3: But it's a reward system. Yes, that's how I think
- 8:07Speaker 3: everything is. There are Yeah, I haven't drank in a while,
- 8:11Speaker 3: not that I'm sober, but I just haven't. But like,
- 8:13Speaker 3: how long has it been. It's been six years? Oh shit,
- 8:17Speaker 3: I know, congrats. That's like not a little while, bro,
- 8:20Speaker 3: That's yeah, man, that's dope. It's just take a weekend off, guys, Like,
- 8:23Speaker 3: here's the worst one of all of this. I here's
- 8:26Speaker 3: what it is. It's it's it's I've done a lot
- 8:28Speaker 3: in my life and I do think like exactly like
- 8:31Speaker 3: Ezon said, that was brilliant. Insight is a reward system.
- 8:35Speaker 3: And after I would make a movie or get a job,
- 8:38Speaker 3: or you would go to rap parties or you would
- 8:41Speaker 3: go to cast parties, and that's why, and you'd get
- 8:43Speaker 3: access to the best wine and the best things. But
- 8:46Speaker 3: I started getting like puffy and if I had a
- 8:50Speaker 3: two glass of wine, I feel like someone punched me
- 8:52Speaker 3: in the face when i'd wake up the next day.
- 8:54Speaker 3: Because I was getting older. But I'm not against it,
- 8:56Speaker 3: but you know.
- 8:58Speaker 2: I do agree with what you How do you Okay,
- 9:02Speaker 2: so you like it your liquor up like reals, yeah,
- 9:07Speaker 2: so like.
- 9:08Speaker 3: At something to do that sound effect in this town,
- 9:13Speaker 3: to do that sound effect, you know what, at some
- 9:16Speaker 3: point you have to make that choice.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Like it's like, you know how, like I've been recently
- 9:20Speaker 2: getting into in shape and I got the personal trainer
- 9:22Speaker 2: and everything.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, you do look like you dropped LB's Thank you, man.
- 9:25Speaker 2: I've been I've been trying. I'm down eighteen so far,
- 9:28Speaker 2: oh man. But the cool thing about it is that
- 9:32Speaker 2: I already knew what was fucking me up, and it
- 9:34Speaker 2: was just the comfortability of just being so comfortable. Just wow,
- 9:37Speaker 2: there's like bottles of liquor down there not being drunk.
- 9:39Speaker 2: I should drink so wow, there's like endless food down there.
- 9:42Speaker 2: I should just fucking eat something. And in reality, I
- 9:45Speaker 2: was just like, you don't need that much, Like you
- 9:47Speaker 2: don't really need that much.
- 9:48Speaker 3: So I kind of had to discipline myself with that.
- 9:50Speaker 2: But the biggest thing about me that attributed to the
- 9:51Speaker 2: weight loss was probably like the not drinking.
- 9:54Speaker 3: And like now I want to say, like it's.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Like too solid two months, just just like not how
- 10:01Speaker 2: I used to.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Yeah, and even like like maybe last of WHI Yeah,
- 10:05Speaker 4: I treat liquor like a mushroom trip. I do it
- 10:07Speaker 4: every once in a while. Yeah you know what I mean.
- 10:09Speaker 2: It's just you treat everything like that. You're like the
- 10:11Speaker 2: most scared guy to do, fun Ship. It's like they
- 10:14Speaker 2: say that the mushroom.
- 10:16Speaker 3: Mushrooms they say are a natural of the earth. A
- 10:19Speaker 3: lot of people micro dose, and I've seen very productive
- 10:21Speaker 3: people that I didn't know are micro dosing. Oh yeah,
- 10:24Speaker 3: I did that before I came on DJ. Yeah. How
- 10:26Speaker 3: can you how many things you have in your system
- 10:29Speaker 3: right now?
- 10:30Speaker 5: Just weed in mushrooms? That a gummy life savers. I'm
- 10:34Speaker 5: not drinking right now.
- 10:36Speaker 2: You didn't have breakfast today, Ship, we had a small
- 10:43Speaker 2: issue for a minute.
- 10:44Speaker 3: No, not a big deal. You didn't have breakfast this morning. Look,
- 10:48Speaker 3: did you had a breakfast white cloth the other day?
- 10:51Speaker 3: I did. I was hungover as fuck that day.
- 10:53Speaker 5: Yeah, that was that was the hair of the dog man.
- 10:57Speaker 3: I needed that. You know what's crazy?
- 10:58Speaker 2: It's not alarming to like your wife friend starts doing
- 11:00Speaker 2: shit because I could come in here, you can see me,
- 11:02Speaker 2: Like on five tanks and be.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Like does joos he's on.
- 11:04Speaker 2: But the moment Rock comes in here drinks in the morning,
- 11:06Speaker 2: it's a fucking it's a concern.
- 11:08Speaker 3: When are you okay?
- 11:10Speaker 2: He's on, going freeze his fucking brain, no proaking, Nobody
- 11:13Speaker 2: asks he okay.
- 11:14Speaker 5: And she can put down a case of takata. But
- 11:16Speaker 5: I show up with one claw nine in the morning.
- 11:22Speaker 3: That is fucked up.
- 11:23Speaker 6: Bro.
- 11:23Speaker 3: I was like, Man, that's privileged Rock. Are you okay?
- 11:26Speaker 3: Rock Mandatory worried about you? Bro, that's super privileged. Bro.
- 11:32Speaker 2: You guys will feel me. If I just fucking pass out,
- 11:34Speaker 2: I'd be like, yo, he'll.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Wake up, He'll be fun. That's what he does, tuck
- 11:38Speaker 3: her himself out.
- 11:39Speaker 4: I missed, though. I wasn't like I was here when
- 11:42Speaker 4: before you started the NAS. I came for a couple
- 11:44Speaker 4: NAS episodes when I would visit.
- 11:46Speaker 3: But I missed the hate. It was like years though,
- 11:48Speaker 3: But I missed the heyday of your fucking.
- 11:51Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you weren't here for like like when that
- 11:53Speaker 4: was like six months before I got my visa, when
- 11:54Speaker 4: we were like partying partying.
- 11:56Speaker 3: I saw the bad times, and well, I want to
- 11:59Speaker 3: say they were a bad time. They great times for you. Yeah,
- 12:04Speaker 3: you guys, sometimes you got demons. You gotta do what
- 12:07Speaker 3: you do.
- 12:08Speaker 5: All your hitler jokes made it really comfortable to go
- 12:11Speaker 5: home to my Jewish partner at the time.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Why do you let him say that? Okay, she doesn't
- 12:18Speaker 3: matter if she was listening live, Oh yeah she used to.
- 12:22Speaker 5: Yeah she's supportive, but yeah, stuff like that would happen,
- 12:25Speaker 5: and she's like, I just think that's fucked up.
- 12:27Speaker 3: I was like, bring, did you bring your van here today?
- 12:29Speaker 7: Damon?
- 12:30Speaker 3: I did? All right, so is it you?
- 12:32Speaker 2: And like Steve, oh, you guys are like van like
- 12:34Speaker 2: like that era of Hollywood. It's like ban like vand
- 12:36Speaker 2: status now because you guys are like the only two
- 12:38Speaker 2: folks that I know that like are rolling around with
- 12:40Speaker 2: a survival van.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Wait, he has a big bus, I think, and he.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Has like a red survival van that it's like equipped
- 12:47Speaker 2: with a ladder and all this ship.
- 12:49Speaker 3: He parked it here to do a podcast with b Real.
- 12:52Speaker 3: I have I have a van, Yeah, I have a
- 12:55Speaker 3: I have a sprinter and it's all pimped out. That's it. Like,
- 12:59Speaker 3: are you ready for like the apocalypse type of van?
- 13:02Speaker 3: Low key? I mean you gotta be ready. What made
- 13:08Speaker 3: you do that. First of all, I fly all the time,
- 13:14Speaker 3: and I really do think that you guys are hitting me.
- 13:16Speaker 3: So if my answers are a little bit on a
- 13:18Speaker 3: different timeline, learn with me. Is that because I fly
- 13:24Speaker 3: all the time, dude, and it's good, but I get
- 13:27Speaker 3: tired of it. So I can just take my van
- 13:31Speaker 3: and I could hit up from this city alone eight shows,
- 13:37Speaker 3: San Diego, eight shows, North Cali eight shows, and I
- 13:42Speaker 3: just work the van. I don't, but I could, and
- 13:47Speaker 3: then I can pod from it. So if I go
- 13:49Speaker 3: to somewhere up in San France and there's somebody dope
- 13:52Speaker 3: that doesn't get to LA, I can get them in
- 13:54Speaker 3: the van. I've got food in the van. I've got starlink,
- 13:58Speaker 3: which I think is the most important. You have hooked
- 14:00Speaker 3: up to your roof. Yeah that's the best, dude.
- 14:02Speaker 4: What about your wife?
- 14:03Speaker 3: Everywhere?
- 14:03Speaker 2: One of the everywhere to me for my birthday, And like,
- 14:05Speaker 2: I just can't wait to do pop ups now because
- 14:07Speaker 2: if you say the Feds on the fans, oh, one
- 14:10Speaker 2: of the Feds.
- 14:12Speaker 3: One of the Feds gave me skyl I I'm all
- 14:15Speaker 3: about you know, you gotta be mobile. I also liked
- 14:18Speaker 3: I don't I don't mind driving like I have you know,
- 14:21Speaker 3: different people that open for me that drive it, and
- 14:25Speaker 3: I can go to Phoenix. I could just do three states.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Let's just do Phoenix, La le guess, and I could
- 14:32Speaker 3: just do a ton.
- 14:33Speaker 4: So many more small towns than you'd be able to
- 14:35Speaker 4: get from flying into a city renting a car.
- 14:38Speaker 3: I'm not, dude, there's a lot the flying is good,
- 14:41Speaker 3: but it's just like I don't know, I don't I
- 14:44Speaker 3: don't think you know, it's just too much.
- 14:45Speaker 2: You think being in the air exhaust you more like
- 14:48Speaker 2: because sometimes I feel like after a long flight, like
- 14:50Speaker 2: you you you get you get out of there fucking tired,
- 14:53Speaker 2: like it like it's like like you've been fucking working
- 14:56Speaker 2: out and ship.
- 14:56Speaker 3: I'm just like, bro, just sat there for fucking hours.
- 14:59Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy. I used to Will you give
- 15:00Speaker 3: me a little bit more of it? When I used
- 15:04Speaker 3: to First, I mean, I fly every week twice a week,
- 15:08Speaker 3: three times a week, four times a week, right, And
- 15:10Speaker 3: so when I would do that and I would go
- 15:13Speaker 3: to like Michigan, I would start at like five am
- 15:18Speaker 3: flying this somewhere into Detroit and then take like a
- 15:21Speaker 3: little puddle jumper to like a small city and do
- 15:23Speaker 3: a college and play like two thousand people.
- 15:26Speaker 4: It's a little puddle jumper.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Puddle Jumper is like a fifty seater, a little tiny
- 15:31Speaker 3: playing goes and play like a small college, right, and
- 15:37Speaker 3: then I would land at six thirty, be on stage
- 15:40Speaker 3: by eight. You know what I'm saying, Go and eat
- 15:43Speaker 3: at ten thirty whatever on a five am, go to
- 15:45Speaker 3: the next city. Amazing, money, amazing And in the beginning
- 15:50Speaker 3: I was really tired, but then I got used to it.
- 15:52Speaker 3: So now I can fly into a city do three
- 15:54Speaker 3: shows that night. But I have such respect for athletes.
- 15:59Speaker 3: I don't care if it's I have a plane or not,
- 16:01Speaker 3: because to be able to do comedy and ship in
- 16:05Speaker 3: the same day, I could do it. It's but it
- 16:07Speaker 3: does get tiring. But athletes, like they land, they gotta fly.
- 16:12Speaker 3: That is a fucking lot. I don't care how conditioned
- 16:15Speaker 3: you are whatever, dude, I think it is a lot. Dude.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Athletes are just like they're just they're almost like just
- 16:21Speaker 3: trained like.
- 16:21Speaker 4: But they also get they get that ship that none
- 16:23Speaker 4: of us will ever get. Is as soon as they finish,
- 16:25Speaker 4: there's an ice bath waiting for them.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Yeah, like, think about it. Like if you if you had, like, bro,
- 16:31Speaker 2: it doesn't starting to hurt. Let me get some stamp sales, No,
- 16:34Speaker 2: don't worry about it.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Well if it's that, but I'm saying it's like just
- 16:37Speaker 3: the seats alone, even if you get first class whatever,
- 16:40Speaker 3: you get cramped in. And these guys are just I'm
- 16:43Speaker 3: just saying I respect that they're able to perform.
- 16:45Speaker 4: Yeah, it's huge, man, because because even even when you
- 16:48Speaker 4: get off a plane and go right to a show,
- 16:52Speaker 4: you're a little tired. It will affect the performance a
- 16:54Speaker 4: little bit. Maybe not so much, but a little bit.
- 16:56Speaker 4: It's not the same as being fresh and having the
- 16:59Speaker 4: day to yourself and going to the pretty sure.
- 17:00Speaker 2: That's the reason people like Joey Diaz don't do it
- 17:02Speaker 2: no more. He likes to be He's like, I'm sorry, cocksucker.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, like an old person traveling that much. Bro,
- 17:08Speaker 3: that'sh it.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Like you don't have that much time left, bro, like
- 17:10Speaker 2: your energy that you got, like your peak hourg your
- 17:13Speaker 2: peak hours are like we from like one to four.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Bro, Like hear that old? Here's he ain't that old?
- 17:19Speaker 3: He's like almost seventy dude. Nah, yeah, dude.
- 17:22Speaker 2: When he had his baby he was like, what fifty six,
- 17:24Speaker 2: That baby's like twelve.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Now, look he's one of the best. So he is
- 17:29Speaker 3: like he is like, Here's what I say with touring
- 17:33Speaker 3: is is if you get energized by the audience and
- 17:37Speaker 3: you get energized by you know, just doing it. But yeah,
- 17:42Speaker 3: I mean, like I liked, I don't want to do
- 17:43Speaker 3: shows anymore just to show up. I want to go
- 17:46Speaker 3: and play my crowd. Like you know, how you cultivate
- 17:49Speaker 3: your own crowd in this pot. That's what I'm doing
- 17:50Speaker 3: my pot. That's what you know. People like Joey have
- 17:52Speaker 3: done so well they cultivated their crowd. And so I
- 17:56Speaker 3: don't mind going from city to city. So I'd like
- 17:58Speaker 3: to hit ten cities. So that's one of the reason
- 17:59Speaker 3: I got the van long story.
- 18:00Speaker 4: When you do, like when you were like, how does
- 18:02Speaker 4: it compare now from when you were doing like the
- 18:04Speaker 4: Jamie Kennedy Experienced actual show. Were you touring then too
- 18:08Speaker 4: during the show or was it?
- 18:10Speaker 3: Yeah? So I would just get first of all, I
- 18:13Speaker 3: would do a lot of colleges, and I just don't know,
- 18:16Speaker 3: maybe I'm crazy. I just don't think it exists anymore.
- 18:19Speaker 3: The college circuit. Well, I just don't think you can
- 18:21Speaker 3: get jokes like I don't think people are allowed to
- 18:24Speaker 3: fucking certain shit. Yeah, we all get I would do
- 18:27Speaker 3: crazy jokes in college, you know what I mean.
- 18:30Speaker 4: You have to be clean.
- 18:30Speaker 3: It's like a corporate almost. Yeah, like it got you know,
- 18:33Speaker 3: I remember one time, you know, I did a college
- 18:38Speaker 3: and it was I was it was Jeff Ross, me
- 18:42Speaker 3: and Bob Saggett. That's so sad, And it was like
- 18:48Speaker 3: and it was like five or six thousand people. But
- 18:51Speaker 3: I mean, you know, we all like aren't exactly the
- 18:55Speaker 3: we like to push the envelope, you know what I mean.
- 18:57Speaker 3: So I don't know, could we do that now? And
- 19:00Speaker 3: could you go out and do all this stuff with.
- 19:02Speaker 4: You dude, if you three, if you could bring Bob
- 19:04Speaker 4: back and you three could do it, that would.
- 19:07Speaker 3: Be I think it's selective now though, man, we.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Sell out instantly. That sounds crazy.
- 19:11Speaker 2: I think it's selective now in the sense where it's
- 19:13Speaker 2: like certain people in the audience or certain people out there,
- 19:17Speaker 2: and you know, in the masses, they let who like
- 19:21Speaker 2: who get away with what you feeling Like somebody like
- 19:24Speaker 2: Chappelle can get up there and say faggot as many
- 19:26Speaker 2: times as he want, But then somebody else said that
- 19:29Speaker 2: you can't say that.
- 19:35Speaker 3: That's the line that's him, So it's it's somebody like him.
- 19:40Speaker 3: He said, Damn Trump got it like they quick in
- 19:42Speaker 3: your eyes.
- 19:43Speaker 4: He's back in nineteen ninety five for this guy.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Didn't hear when he said it's okay to say that
- 19:49Speaker 2: where he said it after the gender part and.
- 19:52Speaker 3: He zone's allowed to say whatever he wants.
- 19:54Speaker 2: But but no, seriously, like, how come he's the only
- 19:57Speaker 2: one that gets that pass Chappelle.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Yeah, No, here's what we're saying. No, No, here's what
- 20:02Speaker 3: we're saying is that it doesn't matter colleges. I'm just
- 20:07Speaker 3: saying the idea of doing colleges is very limited now.
- 20:10Speaker 3: Corporates I used to do, you would have to be
- 20:13Speaker 3: squeaky clean. But there's a lot of corporations that don't
- 20:16Speaker 3: care anymore, that aren't maybe as big.
- 20:18Speaker 4: It's kind of switching around. Yeah, they're letting you be
- 20:20Speaker 4: looser at corporates and tighter at the colleges now.
- 20:23Speaker 3: But what the answer your question is now? Dude, it's
- 20:29Speaker 3: all about what you're doing to me. Like I would
- 20:32Speaker 3: go and people would just say that is the guy
- 20:34Speaker 3: from my show or there's the guy from Scream, or
- 20:36Speaker 3: there's Brad and I would do big shows and they were,
- 20:39Speaker 3: but some people didn't even know what they were coming
- 20:41Speaker 3: to see. They didn't know if there's c. B rad
- 20:43Speaker 3: or they didn't know. Only the real comedy fans knew me.
- 20:46Speaker 3: But now you have to cultivate your crowd. And I
- 20:51Speaker 3: will go to clubs and I won't sell a weekend out,
- 20:54Speaker 3: but I'll do okay, and there'll be somebody, there'll be somebody,
- 20:58Speaker 3: well no, but someplace I do better. So I don't
- 21:01Speaker 3: want to go out anymore unless I sell it out
- 21:04Speaker 3: because I want to play where I play. And I
- 21:07Speaker 3: just played Hyenas, which an incredible club in Texas, and
- 21:13Speaker 3: the crowds were like there for me. They know how
- 21:16Speaker 3: to hold the tickets, they know how to cultivate your crowd,
- 21:18Speaker 3: and it was incredible shows, like the room is just electric.
- 21:23Speaker 3: I'm from Texas. What part of Texas Hyenas is in.
- 21:26Speaker 3: I think we'll say four word okay, but it was
- 21:28Speaker 3: just it's just a comedy comedy curate. It's run by comedians,
- 21:34Speaker 3: created by comedians. It's amazing. And that's what I want
- 21:36Speaker 3: all my experiences to be like, but to answer your question,
- 21:40Speaker 3: is on a Monday and a Tuesday, I'll never forget.
- 21:43Speaker 3: It was somebody I never heard of and they had
- 21:46Speaker 3: four shows sold out because they curated their crowd from this.
- 21:52Speaker 3: So to me, you know, you don't have to be
- 21:55Speaker 3: on the WB. It doesn't even exist anymore. Really, But
- 21:57Speaker 3: it's like, just do your own shit and your crowds will,
- 22:01Speaker 3: you know, you build it up. So that's how it's changed.
- 22:03Speaker 3: You don't need the blessing of the establishment anymore. But
- 22:05Speaker 3: the problem is now everybody thinks if they got two
- 22:08Speaker 3: likes on Instagram that they're fucking community. You don't even
- 22:12Speaker 3: have to get likes, bro, you just gotta know how
- 22:13Speaker 3: to use cap cut.
- 22:14Speaker 4: Everybody's like, yeah, no, it's because we're in the Jake
- 22:18Speaker 4: Paul era. Whereas like, if you have enough fans and money,
- 22:20Speaker 4: you can play in any any league you want. You know,
- 22:24Speaker 4: you haven't don't have to be doing comedy for ten
- 22:26Speaker 4: twenty years if you could do two years. But you
- 22:28Speaker 4: can sell out four shows in a row at a club,
- 22:31Speaker 4: you're basically playing.
- 22:32Speaker 3: And here's the thing is that I'm all about it,
- 22:36Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like people got mad when
- 22:38Speaker 3: reality TV cropped up like actors and shit, I know,
- 22:40Speaker 3: and I'm like, it's just not your world. Don't worry
- 22:42Speaker 3: about it. They just created a different lane. The problem
- 22:45Speaker 3: is when people get mad at this stuff is that
- 22:48Speaker 3: you have to understand that film was film, and then
- 22:50Speaker 3: when TV came, it's the same shit happened. Okay, So
- 22:55Speaker 3: the only issue that you're going to have with this
- 22:56Speaker 3: is that eyeballs may go away. They're not going to
- 22:59Speaker 3: take your job, but a TikToker may take someone's attention
- 23:03Speaker 3: away that might watch your shit. Yeah, and that's you
- 23:06Speaker 3: know what, Just keep doing your thing. Yeah. I think
- 23:10Speaker 3: it's less of twenty million dollars pay days, which it
- 23:13Speaker 3: used to be, like you became an actor and get
- 23:15Speaker 3: the right franchise, you can do that. I'm not saying
- 23:16Speaker 3: it doesn't exist anymore, but it's less. They would take
- 23:19Speaker 3: more chances. But now there's a lot of people that
- 23:21Speaker 3: can make a living in the business, you know, That's
- 23:23Speaker 3: what I was gonna say that.
- 23:24Speaker 2: That's also another part that's encouraging because before when I
- 23:27Speaker 2: want to say, maybe ten years ago, like if you
- 23:30Speaker 2: really wanted to do comedy, like you were almost doing
- 23:32Speaker 2: it like a laborer. Love because I know fools that
- 23:34Speaker 2: were showing up kicking it at the comedy store all
- 23:37Speaker 2: day just to get fifteen dollars. I'm starting to hear them.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Motherfuckers are getting properly paid these days. So it's like
- 23:42Speaker 2: when you hear people are starting to get properly paid,
- 23:44Speaker 2: people get enticed to be like, well, if I could
- 23:46Speaker 2: fill up the room, I could get a check out
- 23:48Speaker 2: of it, and I could do what I would.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Like to do.
- 23:50Speaker 4: It's all door deals now, which it wasn't before. Now
- 23:52Speaker 4: it's you keep what you sell.
- 23:54Speaker 3: If you can go and if I'm playing eighty people,
- 24:00Speaker 3: like if I take my van, goes back to the van.
- 24:02Speaker 3: If I take my van and I play one hundred
- 24:05Speaker 3: people a night and I charge them twenty five bucks
- 24:08Speaker 3: a ticket, and then they buy some merch whatever, and
- 24:11Speaker 3: I make three grand for that show, that's beyond that's amazing.
- 24:16Speaker 3: That's amazing. Three grand for a show with everything. I mean,
- 24:19Speaker 3: I'm very fortunate. People make a lot more, people make
- 24:21Speaker 3: a lot less. I've paid my dues. I've been doing
- 24:23Speaker 3: a long time. But I'm saying, what that's real money
- 24:27Speaker 3: in the sense back in the day, I might get
- 24:29Speaker 3: twenty thousand from a college, which is incredible, but it
- 24:31Speaker 3: doesn't mean I earned it. It just means that that's
- 24:33Speaker 3: what they had in their budget and they like me.
- 24:35Speaker 3: But this is the real You have to prove your
- 24:38Speaker 3: seats now, you know what I mean.
- 24:39Speaker 2: It's different while everybody at the door is showing up
- 24:41Speaker 2: with one of your shirts on and yeah, yeah, Like,
- 24:45Speaker 2: it's way different when every single person has a we
- 24:47Speaker 2: don't smoke the same beanie. They have shirts, they have
- 24:50Speaker 2: the weed they bought them, since they have all they shit,
- 24:52Speaker 2: everybody's just like, hey, what's up?
- 24:54Speaker 3: And that's you're right. That really has a lot to
- 24:56Speaker 3: do with it.
- 24:56Speaker 2: And that's what separates the boys from the men these days, bro,
- 24:59Speaker 2: because if you're not able to curate or build off
- 25:01Speaker 2: of like the legos that you're you're handed because sure
- 25:03Speaker 2: enough you're gonna get more pieces to the puzzle. But
- 25:05Speaker 2: what I'm saying is like, if you don't know, like bro,
- 25:07Speaker 2: it starts out with five, bro, and those five people
- 25:09Speaker 2: will get ten people, and then once those ten people
- 25:11Speaker 2: will go you know, it's like the five five five theory. Bro,
- 25:13Speaker 2: They'll keep telling more people by five, by fives, and
- 25:16Speaker 2: then before you know, you have enough to fill up
- 25:18Speaker 2: a room, and a lot of people don't focus on
- 25:20Speaker 2: that because they want to see all those big numbers.
- 25:22Speaker 2: It's like, hey, bro, if you really want to make
- 25:24Speaker 2: a solid living, like I'm not talking about like, hey,
- 25:26Speaker 2: you're gonna live in the hills, but if you want
- 25:27Speaker 2: to pay the bills and be all right, you don't
- 25:29Speaker 2: need damn near more than five thousands. Boy, your motherfuckers
- 25:32Speaker 2: that are willing to spend a dollar on you. If that, bro,
- 25:35Speaker 2: like like you never really just need like a good
- 25:37Speaker 2: solid bunch and make those people happen, like make those
- 25:41Speaker 2: people happy.
- 25:42Speaker 3: And dude, I love that you're saying that. And also
- 25:44Speaker 3: it's like, like how long you've been doing it?
- 25:46Speaker 4: Fourteen years?
- 25:46Speaker 3: Okay, so fourteen years. So back in the day, I
- 25:50Speaker 3: would have to go and I would sign up for
- 25:54Speaker 3: open I would do open mics around town and then
- 25:57Speaker 3: after I got eight min but you got them down,
- 26:01Speaker 3: cut down the open that's what it like. And then dude,
- 26:07Speaker 3: trust me, I paid my dues four years. And then
- 26:10Speaker 3: you would sign up for a spot at the improv
- 26:14Speaker 3: and you would get maybe from three weeks and then
- 26:16Speaker 3: you would get four minutes on there after there and
- 26:19Speaker 3: then you would still get bumped, but you're getting bumped
- 26:22Speaker 3: by people that are running the Tonight Show sets. So
- 26:24Speaker 3: this was like ninety two for me, okay. And then
- 26:27Speaker 3: after I get on that, you get a guest spot,
- 26:30Speaker 3: and then you get a spot on Industry Night, and
- 26:32Speaker 3: then you have to work and then you get hopefully
- 26:34Speaker 3: you get five minutes on a TV spot. I'm not
- 26:36Speaker 3: even talking the big shows like Tonight Show or ConA,
- 26:39Speaker 3: And I was talking like they had comedy shows on
- 26:42Speaker 3: like the Best of Comedy or something, and you could
- 26:45Speaker 3: get your tape and you had to go and you
- 26:47Speaker 3: get a development a development deal and you get a
- 26:49Speaker 3: partner commercial. That's amazing. That's the way we all did it.
- 26:54Speaker 3: And it would be ten of us, you know, on
- 26:58Speaker 3: each showcase and one person got the job. Now it
- 27:02Speaker 3: was you can just put your own stuff out and
- 27:04Speaker 3: it doesn't mean it's big right away, but you're like,
- 27:06Speaker 3: he just says perfect five thousand people and you all
- 27:09Speaker 3: and you have to have a lot of different things
- 27:10Speaker 3: with your product. You know, you can use your online,
- 27:14Speaker 3: you use your live, you use it all these different things.
- 27:17Speaker 3: So to me, if I were you film everything, film everything,
- 27:22Speaker 3: because people white leg shit, you know, what I mean.
- 27:26Speaker 3: You see some of the views of the shit that's happening,
- 27:28Speaker 3: and it's like, I don't know if that joke was
- 27:30Speaker 3: ready yet, but it's got two million views, So what
- 27:32Speaker 3: the fuck do I know exactly? You know what I mean?
- 27:34Speaker 3: So it's just like go hard and that's how I say.
- 27:38Speaker 3: It's totally different than when I did it, and there's
- 27:40Speaker 3: no videotape, and that's that's what changed.
- 27:42Speaker 4: Halfway through my career, the Internet really took over because
- 27:46Speaker 4: I was going through We were doing it the same way.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Literally that well, you got a mafia up there, dude,
- 27:53Speaker 4: like straight up like the Yuck Yuck system is a
- 27:55Speaker 4: whole system when you get in.
- 27:57Speaker 3: When you get in, it's great, but if you're out and.
- 27:59Speaker 4: You're like, I'm gotta have somebody like Jason Rousse to
- 28:02Speaker 4: take you're anti.
- 28:04Speaker 3: Yuck But well yeah, but there's there's people that I
- 28:06Speaker 3: like and people don't. But I just know how that
- 28:07Speaker 3: is that system works.
- 28:08Speaker 2: And they're like, well, I didn't know you were anti yuks, bro,
- 28:10Speaker 2: what the hell? Because there that's like the comedy store
- 28:13Speaker 2: out there. But if you know it's not, no, it's not.
- 28:15Speaker 4: But if you sign with yucks it's you got sign
- 28:18Speaker 4: you can't play.
- 28:19Speaker 3: With anybody else. You can't play any other club like
- 28:22Speaker 3: an Italian And you signed the Black in the fifties.
- 28:24Speaker 4: The guy who opened the Corner comedy club. That's like
- 28:26Speaker 4: my I was there from the beginning and I always,
- 28:28Speaker 4: for the rest of my life played that club. And
- 28:30Speaker 4: when Youcks tried to sign me, they told me I
- 28:31Speaker 4: wasn't allowed to play that club anymore. But no way.
- 28:35Speaker 3: I will never let anyone tell me that.
- 28:37Speaker 8: No.
- 28:37Speaker 3: You should be able to play everywhere. And that used
- 28:39Speaker 3: to be like in town back in the day. It's like,
- 28:40Speaker 3: were you a store comic or factory comic. That's your factory,
- 28:45Speaker 3: but now we play everywhere. Dude, you said like about
- 28:49Speaker 3: Hackling earlier. One of the craziest heckles I ever have
- 28:52Speaker 3: that I have to put online was in Vancouver, a
- 28:56Speaker 3: top three heckle I watched. It was the Crazy Ship.
- 29:00Speaker 3: It might be on YouTube somewhere and let's ray could
- 29:03Speaker 3: pull it over. Oh it has to be. Oh, I
- 29:07Speaker 3: love it. If you could, It's it's Vancouver. Jamie Kennedy Heckler, Vancouver, Vancouver,
- 29:19Speaker 3: Jamie Kennedy Heckler, Vancouver. I want to say like oh
- 29:24Speaker 3: eight oh nine, but it's uh. It was one of
- 29:32Speaker 3: the craziest things ever because it was literally this big
- 29:35Speaker 3: ass I can't say Indian native American, but he was
- 29:41Speaker 3: an American native Canadian and he was a big Like.
- 29:44Speaker 2: There's like two types of Indians in Canada, So like,
- 29:47Speaker 2: was he like nitty Indian or like he was like
- 29:49Speaker 2: a feather?
- 29:50Speaker 3: No, he was like hardcore six six six, a great guy.
- 29:54Speaker 3: He used to book this room on the water. Is
- 29:58Speaker 3: it that one? No, that's a nice that was That
- 30:02Speaker 3: was a clean heckle that was up in the AA.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Is it on your Instagram? Maybe no, it's somewhere deep
- 30:08Speaker 3: in YouTube. But basically this guy was heckling and like
- 30:13Speaker 3: a Russian audience member was there, and then he wouldn't
- 30:19Speaker 3: shut up. Another guy was telling him to shut up,
- 30:23Speaker 3: and the Indian dude just straight up like grabbed them
- 30:26Speaker 3: both together fucking like cartooned them like fucking pop eyes,
- 30:33Speaker 3: and then they threw them over tables like it was
- 30:36Speaker 3: a full on fucking brawl. Bro got it out, sat
- 30:42Speaker 3: there literally like this ship like then Jimmy Kennedy keep
- 30:48Speaker 3: going like that, like yo, He's like, bro, and I'm like, boh,
- 30:53Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, man, they're here for you. And I
- 30:56Speaker 3: watched it. I didn't even cite it. I narrated the fight.
- 31:00Speaker 3: I wait until it's calm, and I went and then
- 31:01Speaker 3: I did like another thirty minutes, and I just thought
- 31:04Speaker 3: this guy was just so gangster. I'll bring him to
- 31:07Speaker 3: every show. But he cared about comedy and it was
- 31:10Speaker 3: and the audience member was it was a good guy too.
- 31:13Speaker 3: It was the one he was trying to police the
- 31:14Speaker 3: other guy. But you were talking about hecking. Heckling will
- 31:17Speaker 3: never go away. There's always someone in the audience who
- 31:20Speaker 3: audience Well, now audiences think because there's so many people
- 31:24Speaker 3: doing crowd work, which is great and it's always been
- 31:27Speaker 3: a part of our comedy. You know, there's like seven
- 31:29Speaker 3: different skills in comedy. I say, in crowd work is
- 31:31Speaker 3: one of them. It's like the three point is a
- 31:33Speaker 3: fame is like the thing now? Yeah, but now people
- 31:38Speaker 3: literally will go to a show expecting like, oh, I'm
- 31:40Speaker 3: part of showing that. Yeah exactly, Oh I invite and
- 31:42Speaker 3: they'll make themselves a part of the show if they
- 31:44Speaker 3: don't want to.
- 31:44Speaker 2: That's what happened to you recently, right like you, But
- 31:46Speaker 2: I saw a clip of you that you brought up
- 31:48Speaker 2: some chick up to the stage.
- 31:49Speaker 3: That one might be on Instagram. That one is, uh yeah,
- 31:52Speaker 3: that's on the gram.
- 31:53Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 31:53Speaker 2: You you brought up some chicka on stage. And you
- 31:56Speaker 2: you're like you think this is like what.
- 31:57Speaker 3: You didn't even get mad? Like how do you not
- 31:59Speaker 3: get mad? Like you were like was it? I feel
- 32:02Speaker 3: like I've seen this. You're like, you want to tell
- 32:03Speaker 3: some jokes. I've been doing it. Listen, I have to
- 32:06Speaker 3: understand that I've been doing it for thirty four years.
- 32:08Speaker 4: Bro.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Damn, that's like one whole legend in the game. Bro,
- 32:12Speaker 2: thank you, and I I've that's my whole life. There's
- 32:15Speaker 2: there's a whole Yeah. Unfortunate, you know, I started a teenager. Yeah,
- 32:20Speaker 2: so thank you, And it's good. It's a beautiful journey.
- 32:23Speaker 2: The journey is the destination.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Not to sound off learning, but no, it's just a
- 32:27Speaker 3: matter of even on my worst days when I would
- 32:32Speaker 3: bomb horrifically or I had nothing, I would drag myself
- 32:36Speaker 3: to the next open mic because I had nothing, and
- 32:39Speaker 3: then if I got just one laugh. I always say
- 32:42Speaker 3: a comedian has to have a super inflated ego and
- 32:46Speaker 3: a super sense of delusion because if I just got
- 32:50Speaker 3: one laugh, I'm like, oh damn, I'm on, I'm fucking Eddie. Yeah,
- 32:54Speaker 3: you know what I mean, I'm the next Eddie because
- 32:56Speaker 3: that was like so that amount and I had nothing.
- 32:58Speaker 3: There's no B plan for me. Yeah, so it's like
- 33:02Speaker 3: you got to so but heckling is I don't get man,
- 33:07Speaker 3: because it's I've done it a lot, so I'm comfortable.
- 33:12Speaker 3: So it's like, you know people, you know she I
- 33:14Speaker 3: knew that she was a baby heckler in the sense
- 33:16Speaker 3: that she didn't have her heckling game, and so she's like,
- 33:18Speaker 3: you're not funny, and I was like, okay. First of all,
- 33:21Speaker 3: it was a tough show, meaning it was at the
- 33:23Speaker 3: Soho House Downtown, which is beautiful club, and they were
- 33:26Speaker 3: doing a service for the members because it was COVID,
- 33:28Speaker 3: so they were like, let's do a show. And it
- 33:31Speaker 3: was people were eating out in this room. They couldn't
- 33:32Speaker 3: close it, so it was already a tough room. And
- 33:35Speaker 3: it was great comics on it. It was Shang. It was
- 33:37Speaker 3: Sid who threw the show, and it was like they
- 33:39Speaker 3: were getting Shang's a murder. She seemed like a very
- 33:42Speaker 3: woke chick too. Well yeah, and then so I go
- 33:45Speaker 3: in and she starts doing it, and then I was annoyed.
- 33:47Speaker 3: So I was like, come on up on stage, and
- 33:49Speaker 3: she did, and then she didn't have anything. And then
- 33:53Speaker 3: her brother came up and then they told me they
- 33:57Speaker 3: were fans and they were heckling. We would love So
- 33:59Speaker 3: it was like, you know, I'm heckling as part of it. Man,
- 34:03Speaker 3: it's like there's seven things in comedy. Well there it is. Oh,
- 34:07Speaker 3: you can't say I don't know where it is. No,
- 34:10Speaker 3: it's gonna go on the screen. He was going crazy.
- 34:19Speaker 3: We knew while you you noll You mean you literally
- 34:41Speaker 3: you killing me? Give you a platform you don't want
- 34:45Speaker 3: to use it. You knew your back yeah you And
- 34:58Speaker 3: that's loud, dog. Do you know why? Because the crowd
- 35:08Speaker 3: is you have to admit when you heckle. There's a huge,
- 35:12Speaker 3: a huge amount of narcissism. Okay, as a comedian, whether
- 35:17Speaker 3: you like it or not, you have a huge amount
- 35:19Speaker 3: of some kind of narcissism in you. It doesn't mean
- 35:21Speaker 3: you're a bad person, and if you can admit it,
- 35:22Speaker 3: you're probably not a dirty narcissist. But that's right. If
- 35:26Speaker 3: you're getting on stage and you're going, I'm so important,
- 35:29Speaker 3: you have to listen to me. So then if somebody
- 35:31Speaker 3: heckles you, they're like a challenging narcissist. So the audience
- 35:36Speaker 3: gets mad because they pay thirty bucks. It's COVID. They're
- 35:40Speaker 3: not getting out and they're like yo, and they don't see,
- 35:43Speaker 3: not that I'm anything, but they're like, oh cool this guy.
- 35:45Speaker 3: I know this dude, and they pay me to go
- 35:47Speaker 3: up and headline and they're like, why is the show
- 35:49Speaker 3: about the chicken the beanie? You know what I mean?
- 35:51Speaker 3: And it was. It's a great place, but not for
- 35:54Speaker 3: comedy because it's people that are trying to be cool,
- 35:56Speaker 3: and comedy has got to be the phrase see.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Figure about a heckler will always for the first at
- 36:01Speaker 4: least for the first minute, the audience will always be
- 36:03Speaker 4: on your side. You have a chance to deflect because
- 36:07Speaker 4: sometimes you can ruin it. And then the whole audience
- 36:08Speaker 4: turns on you.
- 36:09Speaker 3: Dude. I have footage of that somewhere of you. You
- 36:14Speaker 3: get heckled. Then the audience member just happened me in Irvine,
- 36:17Speaker 3: and then the audience goes.
- 36:20Speaker 9: Yeah, she's right, and then and then like I said
- 36:25Speaker 9: something like oh, like there's a woman, no offense, always
- 36:28Speaker 9: a woman, and then another woman's like.
- 36:30Speaker 3: Yeah, she's right, and then I was like, oh shit,
- 36:33Speaker 3: I know, it turned into like a lady's auxiliary brunch.
- 36:36Speaker 3: And then they don't and then like that's not funny,
- 36:38Speaker 3: and then like they get mad, and then you you
- 36:41Speaker 3: comment on the heckle, and then you comment on the
- 36:43Speaker 3: bomb and you're not with you. It happens, it's rare,
- 36:47Speaker 3: and you're just going down and then you're like, we'll
- 36:50Speaker 3: screw you. I did my best. Yeah, like to any
- 36:58Speaker 3: comic out there, anybody comics out there, act like you know,
- 37:02Speaker 3: oh it's me on me. You will get burnt. An
- 37:06Speaker 3: audience will smoke you, and there are crowds. You do
- 37:09Speaker 3: take L's. I'm gonna say it's ninety ten, and it
- 37:12Speaker 3: should be because we're pros. But listen, on any day,
- 37:16Speaker 3: someone could hit a three over Lebron. You never know, Bro,
- 37:19Speaker 3: It doesn't mean they're gonna ever be close to what
- 37:21Speaker 3: he does. But there's a fucking three o'clock La fitness
- 37:24Speaker 3: guy that can do that. Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 37:27Speaker 4: There's someone always been waiting on the bench that can
- 37:29Speaker 4: just shoot a three.
- 37:31Speaker 3: Yeah. Two, So is my throat sore because I'm now
- 37:34Speaker 3: contact high, or because the more virus. It's probably more
- 37:38Speaker 3: of the blunt. Yeah, but I feel good. That's great.
- 37:41Speaker 3: I put it out. I didn't want to keep getting
- 37:43Speaker 3: you hot. No you can't. You were just literally smoking.
- 37:45Speaker 3: You were blown it all right in my soul. I
- 37:47Speaker 3: was trying to blow it up, but the AC was
- 37:49Speaker 3: blowing it right back at you. I was like, damn,
- 37:50Speaker 3: I feel rude. Yeah, dog, it's so good. I'm supposed
- 37:53Speaker 3: to do be real hot box, but I don't know
- 37:55Speaker 3: if I got Oh, I gotta do it on Windows.
- 37:58Speaker 3: I gotta do it. I don't do that a week
- 38:00Speaker 3: when I have nothing. Yeah, you better have. He did
- 38:04Speaker 3: ask me.
- 38:04Speaker 2: He's like, when are you gonna come back to the show?
- 38:05Speaker 2: He said the last time. He's like, is he gonna
- 38:07Speaker 2: wear a mask again?
- 38:08Speaker 3: This time? I was a bitch. Was a bitch because
- 38:14Speaker 3: that was in the beginning. We didn't fucking know when
- 38:16Speaker 3: people were spitting, and I was a little watching too much.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Ce n one bitch. But then you know, I had
- 38:23Speaker 3: to get it. The thing is I had to get
- 38:25Speaker 3: COVID once twice, I think three times. Holy shit, Still
- 38:30Speaker 3: still less than anybody know who's vaxed by facts, And
- 38:33Speaker 3: I'll say it right fucking here. I don't get that ship.
- 38:37Speaker 3: I've only got it once. You got your vaccine, got
- 38:39Speaker 3: it once, must be all that all that we I
- 38:44Speaker 3: they do said, they did say that that, They said
- 38:46Speaker 3: that we was like cutting it down. Yeah, baby, drugs
- 38:50Speaker 3: that would be sick. You couldn't even tell. But then again,
- 38:53Speaker 3: like I don't know, he kind of I feel like
- 38:55Speaker 3: I was doing shots and smoking off. I feel like
- 38:56Speaker 3: the Truman showing away sometimes.
- 38:58Speaker 2: I feel like when b Road just goes home, he
- 38:59Speaker 2: just like sh it's off, like a robot.
- 39:04Speaker 3: A fucking styrofoam and just turns off. Yeah, but we
- 39:07Speaker 3: did a show in the heart of it. So once
- 39:09Speaker 3: I got it, I was more confident. But I had
- 39:11Speaker 3: to get the ship, and the ship wasn't good when
- 39:12Speaker 3: I got it.
- 39:13Speaker 5: See, I just treated like a party week. I felt
- 39:15Speaker 5: like shit, but I was like, you know what, I'm
- 39:17Speaker 5: just gonna drink and do my dad.
- 39:18Speaker 3: It just sucked with play video games. Uh.
- 39:20Speaker 4: I hated it when I couldn't smell. I know, you
- 39:22Speaker 4: had some bomb ass weed and I was like.
- 39:24Speaker 3: I didn't get any of those.
- 39:25Speaker 5: The only thing that no smell did go I could
- 39:27Speaker 5: keep tasting, but my smell did go away from a yeah,
- 39:30Speaker 5: my part's quit the same smell.
- 39:32Speaker 3: I didn't have any of that. I just felt like
- 39:34Speaker 3: there was a million rusty nails pushing against my skull
- 39:38Speaker 3: on the inside. Oh no, And I was like I
- 39:41Speaker 3: was an alien feeling weird shit because I do I'm
- 39:43Speaker 3: not gonna lie.
- 39:44Speaker 2: I do want to say that everybody who rushed and
- 39:47Speaker 2: got the triple and the four or five fucking booster
- 39:50Speaker 2: and all of them, and those are the people that
- 39:52Speaker 2: I have noticed ever since that shit happened, they get
- 39:56Speaker 2: fucking sick the most.
- 39:58Speaker 3: Dog. Don't tell me fucking fart with the fucking little
- 40:01Speaker 3: germ could get these motherfuckers, bro. Like it is like
- 40:05Speaker 3: it's crazy, like and it's like I know because I
- 40:07Speaker 3: have family members that were so freaked out of the
- 40:09Speaker 3: day and I'm like, I mean, are you the buffet
- 40:12Speaker 3: motherfucker and you're getting sick eight times a year? Bro?
- 40:14Speaker 3: And I'm over here just like, dude, like, you know
- 40:18Speaker 3: why that is right? You know why that is this
- 40:20Speaker 3: ship weaken their immune system? Right? You know exactly what
- 40:22Speaker 3: that does? I mean, I don't know if you can
- 40:24Speaker 3: get demonetized. I don't want fuck with you. There's something
- 40:27Speaker 3: called a Cydecai storm. It's really simple. It's a medical term.
- 40:33Speaker 3: So what that I believe that thing does. I'm not
- 40:36Speaker 3: gonna say the name of it. Is it constantly is
- 40:41Speaker 3: making your immune system. It's putting stuff in there to
- 40:45Speaker 3: make your immune system think it's actually sick. So it's like,
- 40:49Speaker 3: imagine it's the citizen app. Just makes sense to you,
- 40:53Speaker 3: and they're like, your immune system goes there's a there's
- 40:55Speaker 3: a burglar over here, let go to it. Oh shit,
- 40:57Speaker 3: a fire broke up down here, there's a stabbing down there.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Because it's giving you alerts to different little sicknesses, whether
- 41:04Speaker 3: it's a sore throat, whether and then your ship gets
- 41:07Speaker 3: weaker because it's working overtime, then the little things, and
- 41:10Speaker 3: that's why you see people kind of constantly sick. That
- 41:13Speaker 3: was told me by two very high not your type
- 41:16Speaker 3: of high medical professionals. So it's up to you. I
- 41:19Speaker 3: believe you.
- 41:20Speaker 4: I'm one hundred percent. I'm unvaxed. And I just moved in.
- 41:24Speaker 4: I just moved here four months ago, and I just
- 41:25Speaker 4: moved in with a new comic. New comic what and
- 41:31Speaker 4: why he just found out. He just found out that
- 41:35Speaker 4: I'm unvexed n and man, he went.
- 41:38Speaker 2: Nah, come on, I no, but he went off about him.
- 41:46Speaker 4: Hold On, hold on, don't tell me you're an anti.
- 41:49Speaker 3: No, okay, before you continue. Is he like four hundred
- 41:52Speaker 3: pounds or something?
- 41:54Speaker 4: Damn answer, he should just worry about getting healthy.
- 41:58Speaker 3: Then you're not getting vexed.
- 41:59Speaker 10: Bro.
- 41:59Speaker 2: Listen, and the reason you get the cold is because
- 42:01Speaker 2: you're four hundred pounds.
- 42:02Speaker 3: Bro, I used to fifteen. I know, bro, shit sucks.
- 42:06Speaker 3: Hold on, it was fast. Wait, no, hold on a second.
- 42:09Speaker 3: You moved in with the is the open micer. No,
- 42:12Speaker 3: he's non comedian and you live with him now. Yeah,
- 42:17Speaker 3: so he's probably watching this. He's like, but he is
- 42:20Speaker 3: mad that you're not vaxed.
- 42:22Speaker 4: Yeah, he's mad that you're not fucking him. Bro, Like,
- 42:24Speaker 4: what the fuck does it matter? I don't know if
- 42:26Speaker 4: it didn't, but he was. He was like, Oh, I can't.
- 42:29Speaker 4: Don't tell me you're one of those fucking guys. You're
- 42:31Speaker 4: you're part of the problem. I was part of the problem.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Is he American? Yeah, don't drop names. No, but wow,
- 42:41Speaker 3: did you tell him you're a fucking hold on?
- 42:45Speaker 4: Let him let him.
- 42:45Speaker 3: You tell him you're a fucking community.
- 42:47Speaker 4: He let him mute the mics, and I want you
- 42:49Speaker 4: to time afterwards. His name after mute the mics. His name,
- 42:52Speaker 4: I mean his uh name you map okay Ah sounds
- 43:07Speaker 4: like and he used to be a marine biologist, so sign.
- 43:12Speaker 4: So he's really like.
- 43:13Speaker 3: I don't know enough about him, but you know, he's
- 43:15Speaker 3: a he's a really smart guy. But I will say this,
- 43:17Speaker 3: I would have to have a comma with him, because, Bro,
- 43:19Speaker 3: just because you question things does not mean that you're
- 43:22Speaker 3: an anti.
- 43:23Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to tell him. That's what i
- 43:25Speaker 4: trying to tell him. I'm like, He's like, oh, I
- 43:26Speaker 4: can't believe Again. I'm like, I'm not against vaccines. I'm
- 43:28Speaker 4: just specifically against this COVID ship. And he's like, then
- 43:34Speaker 4: he just kept.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Just like white guys for Kamala.
- 43:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Yeah, he hates Trump too. Ah. Anybody don't like Trump
- 43:46Speaker 3: right now? Anybody, anybody who hates Trump right now? I
- 43:52Speaker 3: want l you out there. Are you're out there right now?
- 43:55Speaker 3: Anyone who hates him right now? Check your fucking crypto
- 43:59Speaker 3: straight up. You know what's up? Check you mean coin,
- 44:02Speaker 3: Check your open seas account, those who know. No, I
- 44:05Speaker 3: know you're sitting there being a sneakerhead blowing your trees.
- 44:08Speaker 3: I know you're on Twitch. I know you're making money.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Check that ship and not for.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Nothing, bro, Fucking any kind of fucking retail ship.
- 44:15Speaker 3: That ship's up. Bro.
- 44:16Speaker 2: People are spending money because they fucking believe that this
- 44:19Speaker 2: motherfucker knows what he's gonna do. So when people feel
- 44:22Speaker 2: sure about their leader, they go out there and fucking
- 44:24Speaker 2: contribute to the economy. But when you feel that you're
- 44:26Speaker 2: getting fucking extorted for everything, You're not gonna want to
- 44:29Speaker 2: fill up gas. You're not gonna want to spend money
- 44:32Speaker 2: on groceries. Bro, you know what I mean. Like, you're
- 44:35Speaker 2: a Mexican, I'm Salvadorian. See that was racist.
- 44:41Speaker 3: Anybody who's called this a Mexican podcast, you did racist? Racist.
- 44:47Speaker 3: We have a token white guy. Yeah, are you white?
- 44:50Speaker 3: Are you just really high?
- 44:52Speaker 6: No?
- 44:52Speaker 3: He's you're white. I don't know, he could be. It
- 44:56Speaker 3: could have mixed it up right there. He's like white,
- 44:57Speaker 3: trash white.
- 44:58Speaker 4: I never thought were thought in Canada that I'd be
- 45:01Speaker 4: a part of a Mexican podcast.
- 45:03Speaker 3: Listen, here's the deal. You know you're a Mexican. Do
- 45:06Speaker 3: you think Trump is trying to take you into Portry
- 45:08Speaker 3: right now? No? Exactly. My co host does, though, Yeah,
- 45:12Speaker 3: who does today? He's undocumented. He's undocumented. Oh well, Ship
- 45:17Speaker 3: broke to go down to DNV get those papers. He's
- 45:19Speaker 3: been trying I think, or he hasn't tried hard. I
- 45:21Speaker 3: don't know. If here's a real simple thing. How fixed
- 45:26Speaker 3: for that? Are you ready? Someone of note? Since he's
- 45:30Speaker 3: on a podcast, so he has a job, he's contributing
- 45:33Speaker 3: to society. This is how it works. Someone, because I've
- 45:36Speaker 3: done this for a lot of uh Canucks, someone of
- 45:40Speaker 3: note has to write a letter saying, Yo, what's his name?
- 45:43Speaker 6: X G?
- 45:45Speaker 3: XG? Right here? I blah blah blah. Do you guys
- 45:47Speaker 3: know anyone need x G? Because he's a regular on
- 45:51Speaker 3: my podcast which makes money, and he's a Keith and
- 45:54Speaker 3: he does things that I can only I can't get
- 45:56Speaker 3: from other people, and as a Canadian he brings and
- 45:59Speaker 3: they could just write a very specific letter and I
- 46:01Speaker 3: will expedite the process.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Is that easy?
- 46:03Speaker 3: He's not gonna do it? Sam Tripley should do it?
- 46:06Speaker 3: Is that easy? Oh yeah, dude, They're not gonna. They're
- 46:08Speaker 3: not gonna give Sam. They're gonna be like, this is
- 46:10Speaker 3: coming from Sam Tripley. Fuck George Perez.
- 46:13Speaker 5: So he's not enough podcast He's got he's got, he's
- 46:16Speaker 5: got reference, he's got.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Enough podcast daddies for one of them to sign off. Yeah,
- 46:21Speaker 3: that's true. Uld be like he gambles too much at
- 46:23Speaker 3: my tables. All I want to say is that I
- 46:26Speaker 3: go and do comedy all over the country and a
- 46:29Speaker 3: couple I have a clip coming out this beautiful old
- 46:34Speaker 3: school lesbian. What I mean like that, you know what
- 46:36Speaker 3: I'm saying. She got that little league umpire look you
- 46:38Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like she's always yeah, you know
- 46:41Speaker 3: what I mean a dime next to her that she converted,
- 46:46Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. And she's like the pillow
- 46:48Speaker 3: princess and she's like you just sit there. Let yeah her.
- 46:53Speaker 3: I had a whole table of Mexicans, literally, bro, I
- 46:56Speaker 3: felt like they just came off a raft. Can I
- 46:58Speaker 3: say that? Shots fire? And I was yeah, And I
- 47:05Speaker 3: had a trans like literally this show had everybody and
- 47:08Speaker 3: I did all read all like things and they were like,
- 47:10Speaker 3: well I don't like certain things, but I still like you,
- 47:12Speaker 3: and I like the jokes were no, it's jokes. So
- 47:15Speaker 3: I literally had representation of like eight different fucking walks
- 47:18Speaker 3: of life that everyone says that Trump doesn't like. And
- 47:20Speaker 3: they would chill. Yeah, they would chill. And so there's
- 47:23Speaker 3: a whole narrative of like Mexicans the internet. Man, it's
- 47:26Speaker 3: not like that outside. It's different outside. The thing is bro.
- 47:29Speaker 2: This convinced a lot like BRO, like latinos and immigrant foods,
- 47:32Speaker 2: like you know, they.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Always they always accident that are you one of those
- 47:37Speaker 3: Mexicans or else that was racist when you order something
- 47:41Speaker 3: you go, I like to have a brito, like you go.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Switching like dude, the girl, the girl, the girl, and
- 47:51Speaker 2: the thing would be like, hey, how are you to
- 47:52Speaker 2: be like, hey, how's it going? Man, I'll fucking switch
- 47:56Speaker 2: it up and be like if you don't understand what
- 47:58Speaker 2: I mean.
- 47:58Speaker 3: When I fucking wrote the R.
- 48:00Speaker 4: BRO, I went to that taco drive through place you
- 48:02Speaker 4: told me to go to. Yeah, and then I went
- 48:04Speaker 4: there and the guys as soon as I drove up,
- 48:06Speaker 4: the guy hit me with such hard Spanish and I
- 48:08Speaker 4: was like, I paused, and I was like so high.
- 48:11Speaker 3: Hello, b By the way, shout out anyone who does
- 48:16Speaker 3: who's thinking about this deportation, shout out every come to
- 48:21Speaker 3: la on every three blocks, you're gonna get a bomb
- 48:24Speaker 3: ass fucking taco and that ship is l shit so
- 48:28Speaker 3: and it's fucking cooked right there. And these people are
- 48:31Speaker 3: making their own businesses, own entrepreneurs and no one's fucking
- 48:34Speaker 3: with them, and they're happy that they're there. There's people
- 48:36Speaker 3: fucking with them, no who dude.
- 48:38Speaker 2: People are jacking these foods all the time, bro, but
- 48:41Speaker 2: they're also getting in line who's getting who's jacking them?
- 48:44Speaker 2: Like like like for like I want to I don't
- 48:45Speaker 2: know how often it's happening, but there's like there's like
- 48:48Speaker 2: you know, like fucking gang bangers and a bunch of
- 48:51Speaker 2: like you know, individuals that will go and stick up
- 48:53Speaker 2: these taco places like crazy.
- 48:55Speaker 4: And it's hey, if you're listening to this podcast and
- 48:57Speaker 4: you're one of those people, stop it, figure out, stop
- 49:01Speaker 4: it right now.
- 49:03Speaker 3: Can you help him out?
- 49:04Speaker 4: What happened?
- 49:04Speaker 3: He's got you right now, He's got you.
- 49:05Speaker 2: Right Yeah, No, panic panic panic foods and foods foods
- 49:10Speaker 2: will be sticking up the poor taco people.
- 49:13Speaker 3: But you do. But you know what it's like robbing
- 49:14Speaker 3: old people. I don't. I hopefully that's not the case,
- 49:17Speaker 3: because I did see there's a lot of them now
- 49:19Speaker 3: have that. They only take the pet so they're smart.
- 49:23Speaker 3: That is, that is a smart thing and smart. You
- 49:25Speaker 3: know what.
- 49:26Speaker 2: Though for a while though, it's like because when you
- 49:28Speaker 2: really think about.
- 49:29Speaker 3: It, bro, these fools ares make some pretty good money.
- 49:33Speaker 3: Dog let them live, Like, but they're straight up. They'll
- 49:36Speaker 3: put a stand in front of another stand. It's crazy
- 49:39Speaker 3: and by the time the city comes.
- 49:41Speaker 2: And whatever they may have made it, there will be
- 49:43Speaker 2: a whole blot of people selling the same ship.
- 49:46Speaker 3: And you know what I mean, shout out the fruit
- 49:48Speaker 3: guy with the heen. That's yeah, favorite, that heen is legit.
- 49:51Speaker 2: The evolution of the fruit game has been changing because
- 49:54Speaker 2: now these motherfuckers don't used to be just people. Now
- 49:57Speaker 2: you know what I you know what I've seen now
- 49:58Speaker 2: so that you know you got the basic mango cucums
- 50:00Speaker 2: and ship, some of these motherfuckers are like, wait, people
- 50:03Speaker 2: are willing to spend more money if I throw some
- 50:05Speaker 2: dragon fruit and exotic food up in there.
- 50:06Speaker 3: So now they got the exotic fruit cups. What's that
- 50:09Speaker 3: black sauce?
- 50:09Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm pretty sure the bice I doesn't even
- 50:11Speaker 2: know what the fuck all these dragon fruit variations are
- 50:13Speaker 2: and he's just cutting them up, putting the heen up
- 50:15Speaker 2: in there, and I'm buying it for like fifteen bucks
- 50:18Speaker 2: a cup.
- 50:18Speaker 3: Bro, what's that black sauce? Oh, black sauce like the
- 50:23Speaker 3: pink sauce. We're talking about the stuff that you mixed it?
- 50:25Speaker 3: Put the ten on you? Oh jamoy, that is good too?
- 50:29Speaker 3: You like that ship that lead fucking sauce? It's bad.
- 50:32Speaker 3: I don't know. Mexican candy.
- 50:33Speaker 5: I love fuck with it. But yeah, you know what
- 50:36Speaker 5: ed's good for you? You need iron, you need lead.
- 50:40Speaker 3: Ah. Remember how many pokes you got? Just the two?
- 50:45Speaker 3: Just the two.
- 50:46Speaker 5: I did the first one and then I got the
- 50:48Speaker 5: first Why didn't you? I've got really bad asthma, so
- 50:51Speaker 5: that and I had a couple of friends go through
- 50:53Speaker 5: some really traumatic ship.
- 50:54Speaker 3: So I'm great now.
- 50:55Speaker 4: Yeah, why did you choose not to go for like
- 50:57Speaker 4: the Johnson Johnson one time shot?
- 50:59Speaker 3: Oh? I don't know. I didn't trust that one.
- 51:01Speaker 11: Man.
- 51:02Speaker 5: They say no more tears on their fucking shampoo, And
- 51:04Speaker 5: why would.
- 51:05Speaker 3: You not trust that one? But you trust the other ones?
- 51:08Speaker 5: Look, man, I'm not a scientist, Okay, I just you
- 51:10Speaker 5: know I went to the I honestly didn't even choose.
- 51:13Speaker 3: I just went to that.
- 51:14Speaker 5: Yeah, I literally was just like my whole thing was
- 51:16Speaker 5: like a close family friend was hospitalized for two months
- 51:19Speaker 5: because of it, and like all these other scary things,
- 51:21Speaker 5: and they all, like me, had asthma. So that's where
- 51:24Speaker 5: my motivation was. I wasn't like buying into the hype
- 51:27Speaker 5: and all that. Like we we quarantined, We minded our manners,
- 51:30Speaker 5: and we were very cautious about bringing groceries in and
- 51:33Speaker 5: stuff like that.
- 51:34Speaker 3: Making out.
- 51:35Speaker 4: My family got at me for not getting it. I
- 51:37Speaker 4: was the only one of my family did make us
- 51:38Speaker 4: sprouts on.
- 51:39Speaker 3: Yeah, God blessed, are they still mad? No, they understand that.
- 51:44Speaker 4: They're like, man, I guess you were right.
- 51:45Speaker 5: I guess it's just simmered down enough that it doesn't
- 51:47Speaker 5: seem like it should be a hot topic issue anymore.
- 51:49Speaker 5: Like it's still going around.
- 51:51Speaker 3: I never got to see my nephew for like two years.
- 51:52Speaker 4: He was just born during that time too. They wouldn't
- 51:54Speaker 4: let me see the ship. You know. Now we're all good,
- 51:57Speaker 4: but you know.
- 51:58Speaker 3: And meanwhile, you're the healthy one.
- 52:00Speaker 4: Fucking I'm in the best shape of my life.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Yeah, you got it. Used to be fat before. Yeah,
- 52:03Speaker 3: lost on hundred punds over. Wow, this is a fucking
- 52:07Speaker 3: lose lb pod. Jesus, I'm with three former fatties. Yeah, no,
- 52:11Speaker 3: I was never fat. Fat rock When you were little,
- 52:14Speaker 3: you said you were fat. No, I've always been tiny, man,
- 52:16Speaker 3: I have to have f That sounds like a porn skew.
- 52:21Speaker 3: Former fatty, former fatty. All right, it's never been fat,
- 52:24Speaker 3: but he's not here today. He needs to put on
- 52:26Speaker 3: weight too.
- 52:26Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been dying and you put on weight. And
- 52:28Speaker 2: I was like, you just gotta eat, like how me.
- 52:29Speaker 3: And idiot used to eat.
- 52:30Speaker 4: Just bad.
- 52:31Speaker 3: I'm looking at the live I know, I keep always
- 52:34Speaker 3: looking at the phone too. What do I do? I
- 52:36Speaker 3: put it on YouTube?
- 52:37Speaker 5: Yeah, just mutual phone so it's not blaring. I was
- 52:40Speaker 5: gonna ask some movie related questions.
- 52:42Speaker 3: Go for it, hey.
- 52:44Speaker 2: I love that he holds onto all the memory. Billy
- 52:46Speaker 2: in the studio, I've seen some of.
- 52:47Speaker 4: This, Like that's sick.
- 52:49Speaker 3: I was gonna say, first studio, it's getting bigger. I
- 52:54Speaker 3: have one downstairs and then I have one upstairs that
- 52:58Speaker 3: I do solos water. Yeah, I love one. What are
- 53:01Speaker 3: you gonna say?
- 53:01Speaker 5: I was gonna ask, uh, so you love the movie
- 53:05Speaker 5: Monkey Bone. You brought it up a bunch. I was
- 53:09Speaker 5: watching one of your things. You're talking about Son of
- 53:11Speaker 5: the Son of the Mask. That's a deep cut, but
- 53:14Speaker 5: you kept bringing up monkey But I mony I.
- 53:17Speaker 3: Brought up Monkey Bone because I think Monkey Bone had
- 53:20Speaker 3: a lot of talented people in it. Yeah, and it
- 53:23Speaker 3: was a big budget. It was executed so well too, man,
- 53:26Speaker 3: And it was and I don't and it wasn't rewarded
- 53:30Speaker 3: in the marketplace. And I think a lot of people
- 53:32Speaker 3: took flag for that movie in terms of like why
- 53:34Speaker 3: didn't it perform? But it was there, And I just said,
- 53:38Speaker 3: I think it was a kind of ahead of its time. Yeah,
- 53:40Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. And so yeah, but I
- 53:43Speaker 3: don't definitely see that. Yeah, it's been a while since
- 53:45Speaker 3: i've seen it. But I just remember how because yeah,
- 53:48Speaker 3: our movie got skewered. Yeah, but there's a whole new thing. Now,
- 53:52Speaker 3: how old are you? I'm thirty eight year older. But
- 53:56Speaker 3: there are so many people that grew up on the movie.
- 53:58Speaker 3: We made the movie it was. They made it much
- 54:01Speaker 3: more kid friendly. Oh so now all the kids now
- 54:05Speaker 3: who watch when they're five or twenty two, and they're
- 54:07Speaker 3: like I love the movie.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Yeah, well I remember you're saying that you guys had
- 54:10Speaker 5: the CGI department from Jurassic Park on that ship.
- 54:14Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was Lucas. Yeah, Lucas Star Wars. We
- 54:20Speaker 3: had the fucking we had the top of the top.
- 54:23Speaker 3: I mean it was a big budget movie and I
- 54:25Speaker 3: was doing scenes with you know, silver balls and huge
- 54:29Speaker 3: screen screens, and but you know, there's a lot the
- 54:33Speaker 3: directors an insanely talented person. You know, the script was
- 54:37Speaker 3: a lot better than people realized what was on the screen.
- 54:39Speaker 3: I did a lot of stuff that's not on there.
- 54:41Speaker 3: My co stars were all amazing, thinking, bro, it's just
- 54:43Speaker 3: a matter of there's politics. We didn't have final cut,
- 54:48Speaker 3: and we didn't market it, and we were supposed to
- 54:50Speaker 3: come out July fourth. I remember that. Yeah, it was
- 54:52Speaker 3: supposed July fourth, But I was gonna be on the buses.
- 54:56Speaker 3: When did they come out February of fucking two thousand
- 55:00Speaker 3: and five. They just dumped the shit that's called the
- 55:02Speaker 3: dumping ground, oh where there's like eh, yeah, and then
- 55:06Speaker 3: if it popped off, it popped off. So you work
- 55:09Speaker 3: a year, bro, I worked a year of my life.
- 55:11Speaker 3: I was very well compensated. It was amazing. But you
- 55:14Speaker 3: were in Australia for six months of it, right yeah, yeah,
- 55:17Speaker 3: and it comes out and in three seconds it's done.
- 55:20Speaker 3: All your hard work is done and people are just
- 55:22Speaker 3: like you're a piece of shit. Yeah, and they don't
- 55:24Speaker 3: understand how much you put into it, and they don't
- 55:26Speaker 3: understand the whole backstory, and they never tried. I don't
- 55:30Speaker 3: like anyone who's ever tried anything. I don't care if
- 55:31Speaker 3: you try to make an album, tried to make it
- 55:33Speaker 3: as an athlete, tried to be a fucking fashion designer,
- 55:36Speaker 3: write a book, whatever, You're not gonna be as critical
- 55:40Speaker 3: because you know the pain. It's the people that don't
- 55:43Speaker 3: fucking try, you know what I mean. That's what I
- 55:47Speaker 3: learned through all this exposure.
- 55:48Speaker 5: Of heck, and I was gonna say, my other question was,
- 55:52Speaker 5: you did a movie with my homie Matt Riife was
- 55:55Speaker 5: one of the first people I met when I moved
- 55:56Speaker 5: out here eight years ago.
- 55:57Speaker 12: Wow.
- 55:58Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was gonna say, how was working on him?
- 56:03Speaker 3: Uh? Don't suck with him? Listen. We couldn't have asked
- 56:08Speaker 3: for a better timing.
- 56:10Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, that was actually right, really serendipitous timing.
- 56:13Speaker 3: Like when I I did a show. When did you
- 56:16Speaker 3: do low Key? I would do low key over the pandemic?
- 56:20Speaker 5: Okay, and I picked up. I started doing music. You're
- 56:22Speaker 5: a comedian, No, I do the I did my beat
- 56:24Speaker 5: music thing. When they locked in the belly room, I
- 56:29Speaker 5: started doing music for them up there and playing everybody
- 56:31Speaker 5: on and off.
- 56:32Speaker 3: I did a couple there I did, I did low Key,
- 56:37Speaker 3: I did San Diego. He put shairs up. I mean,
- 56:39Speaker 3: he was really inventive, him and Paul about where to
- 56:43Speaker 3: do these shows. And the back of that truck became
- 56:47Speaker 3: the go to such a fucking staple. Yeah, and then
- 56:50Speaker 3: we do the movie. He's like wanted to he really
- 56:54Speaker 3: wanted to do the movie, and he's fucking amazing in it,
- 56:57Speaker 3: Like he's perfect as this character. Yeah. And I did
- 57:02Speaker 3: a show with him in Christmas after the movie, like
- 57:05Speaker 3: on Sunset, and I don't know, there might have been
- 57:08Speaker 3: twenty three people there. Dude. It was wild. I remember.
- 57:12Speaker 3: And then within like six months he's I saw that
- 57:15Speaker 3: he sold out one place and it was just incredible, incredible,
- 57:20Speaker 3: So he he it was the perfect timing for us.
- 57:22Speaker 5: It's funny because he popped off and I was kicking myself.
- 57:25Speaker 5: So I work in cannabis outside of all this stuff.
- 57:28Speaker 5: And they took low key comedy to Austin, which is
- 57:32Speaker 5: my hometown where I'm from.
- 57:34Speaker 3: Keep keep Austin weird. Yeah, they're not doing a good job. Yeah, yeah, Austin.
- 57:40Speaker 3: I have a yeah, love hate relationship for I love Austin,
- 57:44Speaker 3: but I always got annoyed that slogan keep Austin weird.
- 57:47Speaker 5: It's also Portland's We're slogan weird, is it? Yeah, the
- 57:51Speaker 5: exact same thing, exact same font. Well, and that's the
- 57:54Speaker 5: thing is that was the thing. That's the reason why
- 57:56Speaker 5: I like, I love my roots. But I was so
- 57:59Speaker 5: happy to get the fuck out of Texas. No disrespect
- 58:01Speaker 5: anybody who listening. But it was just like a giant
- 58:04Speaker 5: circle jerk fest and like no money. It was like
- 58:06Speaker 5: because like being in Austin, people were getting so mad
- 58:10Speaker 5: about all the growth, uh from like south By Southwest,
- 58:13Speaker 5: the comedy scene, all that, it's blown the up.
- 58:16Speaker 3: It's not the same as a New La Yo yo
- 58:18Speaker 3: yo bro. I love that town in terms of the
- 58:21Speaker 3: airport alone. Oh but some of the best fucking food
- 58:24Speaker 3: you'll ever have Taco Deli, baby dude off the hook.
- 58:27Speaker 3: But I love that it's getting big taco place called
- 58:31Speaker 3: Taco Deli. It's insane, and the airport is so high tech.
- 58:34Speaker 3: You can fly to Saudi Arabia right from Austin. Text
- 58:36Speaker 3: Max incredible. Yeah, It's it's like text mex breakfast Tacos.
- 58:39Speaker 3: It's fun.
- 58:40Speaker 2: I was, well, you know, I like the aspect of
- 58:41Speaker 2: text Max where they put nacho cheese in the taco.
- 58:43Speaker 3: I just want Bucks, just once.
- 58:46Speaker 2: I've always wanted to have like one of these Mexican
- 58:48Speaker 2: guys and be like be like, oh yeah, Cassel, you
- 58:51Speaker 2: know what I mean that I get it straight out
- 58:53Speaker 2: just on those four although I know that's probably not
- 58:55Speaker 2: the healthiest.
- 58:56Speaker 5: Joe, can we just plan a trip to Austin so
- 58:59Speaker 5: I can take you out to some ass food.
- 59:01Speaker 3: Are you ready tell me if I'm on the right track.
- 59:04Speaker 3: Tender thighs, tender thighs.
- 59:06Speaker 4: Whoa.
- 59:07Speaker 3: I didn't realize this, but the best ship Deep Fried
- 59:10Speaker 3: Chicken is like the die part. Oh oh oh, I
- 59:14Speaker 3: thought you were talking about. That's was a truck in
- 59:18Speaker 3: the back of like a bar, like the back back
- 59:21Speaker 3: it was like three establishings deep and it was a
- 59:24Speaker 3: fucking truck and it's was.
- 59:26Speaker 5: This Okay, was this Rainy Street where they have all
- 59:28Speaker 5: the fucking houses they converted into bars.
- 59:31Speaker 3: And that small little neighbor you're asking me to like, yeah,
- 59:34Speaker 3: checking me on the street, was that sixteen three Rainy Street,
- 59:39Speaker 3: second floor.
- 59:40Speaker 2: Yeah up stop signed with a tag on it sounds
- 59:44Speaker 2: like Joey, he says, the seventy two mlk.
- 59:48Speaker 3: They cocksucker. Yet, see that looks off the chain off.
- 59:55Speaker 3: Look at you right now. I'm not even high and
- 59:58Speaker 3: I want that. That looks like I'm thinking about it.
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: Now you take a bite. It sounds like you gotta.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: Next time you go, next time you're next time you're
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: in Texas, you have to go to Rolling Smoke Barbecue.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: You can holler at anybody here because my friend Kyle,
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: who runs that joint little food truck. You know, Kyle,
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: best fucking barbecue I've ever had.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: That's a big yeah.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, that was you Knowswick's big statement is
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: Buschwick Bill's favorite spot, dude.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: Is Bushwick Bill Barbecue. Bushwick Bill. Now no he's dead.
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: Oh God, rest his soul. Yeah the ghetto boys, yeah,
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: of course, but I didn't know he was a barbecue, sir,
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: God rush your soul. You just like good texts the midgi. Yeah, damn, bro,
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: this guy be respectful, all right, Tom. He's been in
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: office fifteen hours, he's dropping m.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: We've been saying major though, maybe dude, Midge. It's not offensive, Bro,
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: It's not like the N word midge as word dude.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: I wish they would take it, take it, take a
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: take a a poll. Okay, let's want a poll. What
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: are we doing? A pole? You say? Can you say?
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: Can you say?
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: Then?
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: Is midgetidge smidge? Oh? Yeah? Can you even say? Can
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: I have a smidge of that anymore? Is that kosher?
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: What a smidge means? Just like a little bit?
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Why is it not right?
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: Because it sounds like midge? Can you fucking smidge? I
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: got a smidge? I got a little smitch of that.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: See that sounds way more offensive than midget itself. Like
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: if I was like, you fucking smidget as compared to me,
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Like yeah, like that sounds way fucking more offensive than
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: midget midge. It sounds kind of cool. It's like, yeah,
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: that's my homies, a little midget. And then like it's
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: just like America just got offended. Like I don't know
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: if those fools got all mad. I was like Kid
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Rock was putting those fools on the map Dog when
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: he had his own midget.
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: So was Austin was awesome, man, the Austin Powers midge
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: was fern.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Rip as well. I heard party dog Bro. Do you
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: not remember the video of him pissing off the side
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: of his rascal. Yeah, that shit was hard. He just
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: rolling over. Yeah, yeah, he rolls up to a plant.
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: Because it was some fucking uh reality household thing. Yeah,
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: burns fucking waisted, pulls up on his little rascal to
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: like a house plant. Literally just doesn't even stand up,
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: just fucking turns his little chair and just fucking les.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: Yeah. He uh, well I would say this, and you know,
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: God rest his soul, beautiful man at the Playboy mansion, Yeah,
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: he would post up. So there's all this stuff in
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: the yard with these pillows, and he would post up
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: and have his little you know spot and he always
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: not one two yeah two. He had two always baddies
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: with him, and he had a homie. I think that
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: you know, assisted him. But you know, he was scooted
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: around the party and it was legit like he pulled
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: and uh, the sweetest guy. And but his game was
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: very good. And I think he did like the party.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: I think I think he would drink a good amount
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: like you're drinking. That's what you gotta remember. He's got
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: a you know, a third of the space you do.
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: So he was. I don't know how he did it,
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: but but he was always. He didn't seem any more
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: drunkan anyone else is like we had just you know,
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: he's your size, so I don't I God, bless his soul. Man.
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: I don't like to speak about people no longer. Here
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: you can speak positive about him. Yeah, they got all day.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: He's the man. What was the biggest like production you're
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: ever a part of?
- 1:03:49Speaker 12: Uh?
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: Probably some of the mask was. It was a huge movie.
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: I went in like a month of six weeks before
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: and I had to do so many different trainings. I
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: had to do dance training because we had numbers, singing training.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: I had a baby in the movie, but they're twins
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: because you can't, you know, he have a baby work
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: and so you have to have baby time every day
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: with the baby. So there was a nurse there and
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: the mother at work. Baby. You can't work a baby
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: four hours.
- 1:04:26Speaker 4: That's why they the twins actually and Michelle Olson, Yeah,
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: so they switch.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: They straight up like this, hold that right there. I
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: think that I just got contact, so hold it like this.
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: The baby say something like this like oh I love you.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: I love you so much baby, something like I just
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: keep talking all right.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: The baby's gone now. In the middle of the scene,
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: I'd be like, listen, honey, we gotta go, and the
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: fucking baby just be pulled out of my hand. Mid scene.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? And they're like, nah,
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: baby can't wait more than four hours. It's nail for it.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: With the Bibby's and they would take the baby and
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, well give me the twin and they're like,
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: now that Biby's done. So you could not the baby
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: police in Australia, God bless them. They're amazing. So but
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: I had to go and you have the bond. So
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: I would be with the mother and the nurse and
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: they would I know every way to like hold the
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: baby properly and and and they were amazing, the nurse
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: in the family. But we did so many I didn't
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: sit with the animal.
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: It was my.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: Dog because the dog also had you have to get trust.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: So it was the best. It was crazy. I had
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: the best time of my life. It was so much work.
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: That's a lot of prep work. You don't think about them. Yeah,
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: and it was and the CGIs. I would sit with
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: those guys because you have to hit your marks. It
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: was acting, then there was technical, then there was emotional.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: It was off the hook and it and it was
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: incredible and and you know, I don't know how they
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: only make and it was me and and the rest
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: of my cast, Like you know, I was. I was blessed.
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: And to make movies like that on a big scale
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: and go away to another country, you make family members
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: you have experienced you'll never experience. And that's what I
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: love about our business.
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: What did you people all over the world?
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: What did you end up keeping from that movie? Did
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: you keep? Like the mask? I have a mask? Fuck yeah,
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: I have a I think an article or two of clothing.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: I know the guy that has the car, and I
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: think he'll sell it to me. There's a guy in
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: Chicago that's got that souped up like mask mobile. It's crazy.
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: I think he'll sell it to me. And it's unbelievable.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: This guy's got every car he's outside of Chicago. He's
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: got the most amazing museum. I want a Dolorean, man,
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: That's all I want. Are they around? Yeah?
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: The people run them out, like they'll run them out
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: for like parties and ship and they bring the model.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: Last time they had one at a session and I
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: was just in there because I was hostings.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: I just want one to drive. I was drinking in it,
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: but not driving though.
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: That's cool.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: Drinking and going to the future. Yeah, pushing all the
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: buttons that didn't do shit.
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: Sick that I don't even want, like the tricked out
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: back to the future. I just want a fucking Dolorean.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: Where would you go, Jamie in the car? Yeah, like
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: if you went back to the future, where like where
- 1:07:21Speaker 5: I had to go in a time frame?
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh shit. Uh for me, I would probably say
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: I would like to go back to the eighties. Not
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: a far jump, but of a reasonable one that makes sense.
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: That's a fun jump. The eighties are everything, man, It's
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: like it was still an innocence. But we would just
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: you know, we were understanding what a Commodore sixty four was,
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Damn deep cut? Yeah, or
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: you know you got your first Atari twenty six hundred,
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: the video games, your BMX bike damn. You know you
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: still got all connected. Yeah, and it was it was
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: break dance, you know what I mean. I discovered hip hop,
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: but I also love John Hughes movies. I love you know, skateboarding,
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: And it was like, I don't know, man, it was
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: a time where it was so exciting.
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: Maybe it was it was changing at that time.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was cool. But it wasn't like I
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: don't remember. Maybe I'm obviously shielded and there obviously there's
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: ship going on all the time we don't see, but
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: it wasn't. It didn't feel like I was being fed darkness.
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: Because constantly on our phone and between every two memes
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: is some horrible ship.
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: Oh I know, I'm burnt out. Yeah, and it's just
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: like darkness and and and and and people care and
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like this new generation Damn,
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: I just got contact high. But I'm alright, so I'm
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: not responsible this new generation. Hey stopped it. But I
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: was five years old. That sounds like for me it well,
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: I had to do. I had to walk again, black
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: eyes piss on it, and that ice would be by
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: swimming pool. Listen, that's how we hated it. No, what
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: I'm saying is is that, yes, somebody wrote crack baby era.
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: It is that it wasn't a time people were empathetic
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: people online. Now there's so much fucking crazy videos of
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: high schoolers and I don't even I can't even blame them,
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: which is which I don't like their behavior on some
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: of this stuff when they're fighting. But if you've only
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: been raised on video games, the internet and anime and
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: you think that shit, you can't tell the difference anymore.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: There's craziness, and I see fights, I see crazy shit,
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: I see the craziest shit, and I'm like, I can't
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: and it's and I'm like, why why is this showing up?
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: I reached out my algorithm to literally like puppies and shit. Bro,
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you right now.
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: I I fucking like my algorithm on ig is like
- 1:10:00Speaker 5: all cats and ship. I share videos with ease one
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: and stuff. You will get one video of some chick
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: shaking her tits and then all of a sudden, that's
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: all you get.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: At the most wrong time, at the worst times, at
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: the worst time, like inferior because I'm like, look, man,
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: I just wanted a little look like I'm a guy.
- 1:10:19Speaker 5: I think about titties. Let me check them out once
- 1:10:21Speaker 5: in a while. But that's not my fucking that's not
- 1:10:23Speaker 5: at the forefront of my thoughts. It's kitty cats and
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: fucking music and comedy and shit titty cats.
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: If you okay, if I can at least get a
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: video of like on some titties, I'd be happy.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: I'd be like, you know what, that's happy compromise.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: When we look at Jesus Explore page, Jesus Christ be
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: the most toxic one ever.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: Bro, it's all just Edgar haircuts and fucking thoughts. Yeah,
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: for sure. But I'll be a bunch of yeah he
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: think any of the girls that you're not even doing theming,
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: you're mind your own business. I'm looking at fucking food
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: for real. And next thing, you know, the next scroll,
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: some girl is normally dressed and she's like, do.
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: You know, do you know who Harper Rose is? That's
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: the comedian Harper Rose. No, God, she's hot, but yeah
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: she uh. She's actually one of the videos that triggered
- 1:11:12Speaker 5: my algorithm to fuck off like that because she's been
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: doing these funny little videos where it's just like cameras
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: on her but she starts every fucking video and she
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: got big ass cancel this shit jiggles, and you're just like,
- 1:11:24Speaker 5: that's awesome, dude.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: You know, you know what I was, You know what
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: I was. I was looking at this video that tripped
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: me out about that said that. You know how when
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: you look at people back in the day and you're like, oh, man,
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: like your great grandpa or something like that, You're like, man,
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: they were such a badass generation. They knew a bunch
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: of shit because they come from the era where TV
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: was just in black and white. You know, they said
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: that the moment TV became color TV, that's when the
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: dumbing down of people kind of started going down, because yeah,
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: because they said that, like, you don't get the mental
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: stimulation from black and white, so there was no reason
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: for you to be glued onto the TV because there
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: wasn't all these colors being shot at you all the
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: fucking time.
- 1:12:03Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you know what, let's do the
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: podcast in black and white for a month and then
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: see how you go down.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Now you're talking my language. I was. I was tripping
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: out of that and now you're talking my language.
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: And the reason, the reason, the reason, the reason I
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: say that is because I was like, I wonder how
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: true this is? Tried watching I love Lucy and I
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: know that's a great show, hardest fun to pay attention.
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:12:26Speaker 5: By the way, you got to give it up to
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: Lucy Man. We wouldn't have star Trek if she wasn't around.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: She produced that she produced.
- 1:12:32Speaker 13: Wah.
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: I did not want to talk about like a pioneer
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: in Hollywood they talk about women and sexy as hell
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: and never ever showed below her neck. She was a baby,
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Badass, that's what. That's the
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: thing like, I want to go back to what you
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: were saying though, Yeah, let's go back. Here's what I
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: just gotta give. Viewers are going down, bro, whoa, here's
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: what we just lost fifty Here's what I want to say, dude,
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: you fucking guys got me. I didn't want to be high. Okay.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: Here's what I want to say is that here's another thing.
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: How deep we're gonna go. Here's what we're gonna go.
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: So you follow my pod, So bro, let me tell
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: you this. The hurts, the Mega hurts. You better notice
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: Mega Hurts shifted in like nineteen forty one, the BPM
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: that's beats permitted. And so if you talk to my brother,
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: who's like, you know, an undiagnosed genius, like crazy, but
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: a genius will tell you there's a science to a hit.
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: Oh yeah, where it's the bpms and why we repeat
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: songs anything with a certain That's why certain techno songs
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: like like those beats are literally hypnotism.
- 1:13:50Speaker 5: It's all, it's it's a there's a reward thing that
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: happens in your brain when you can predict the next
- 1:13:55Speaker 5: thing that's gonna happen.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: Incredible. So when you're talking about color TV, the same
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: with music. Music changed. The mega hurts and it gets
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: you hooked. Now if you want to go deeper, So
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: there's an anatomy to a hit. That's why you gotta
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: look at like Max Martin, a few people like that
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: that just can over and over and just straight up
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: absolute slayers of hits because they know the system, they
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: know how to produce his hits. But also if you
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: want to go deeper in that, then you can say
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: that the messages are hidden in them. That's all the thing.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: You know that you're right about the getting you hooked part.
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: As compared to certain music like like like certain music
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: before you know how like you'll listen to some timeless hits, bro,
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: tex my motherfuckers, My motherfuckers are really singing, and there'll
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: be some songs out there bro that you feel some
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: shit you're like, damn that shit made me cry, bro,
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: or like, damn that shit fucking got me inspired. How
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: come none of the music they make today don't fucking
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: do that shit? Like Yo, It's more it's more about
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: getting you into the rhythm of like this is what
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: like you're right like getting into this is the kind
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: of beats I like, I'm just after the beat. The
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: context is like not there, So it's a it's like
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: the emotional detachment of music happened like like because of that.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: It's like it's a catchy it's a phrase in a movie.
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: It's it's it's a joke you repeat. I mean, look
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: at right here, you can say it right now. Let
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: me try to do it. But like that was just
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: you would say that, oh when that's you still say
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: it to this day, Like it's literally a catchy thing.
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: What's crazy is I also like thinking about songs where they.
- 1:15:35Speaker 5: Do the the the verse, the pre hook and then
- 1:15:40Speaker 5: the hook and It's like if you have two hooks,
- 1:15:43Speaker 5: essentially your pre hook and your hook. Like that, that's
- 1:15:46Speaker 5: like a lot of what Taylor Swift does.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: Taylor's that's why she's genius because she makes first of all,
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: I can understand what she says. She's wrapper, No, and
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: I don't hate on Mama rap, but like Kanye, That's
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: why I love Kanye because he's almost like a student.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: Well I don't know if you can say that now,
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: but his when he raps, I can hear everything he says.
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: I can hear everything he says. See, isn't that sad
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: that I still can. I appreciate Kanye's music even though
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: he one of the artists from one of the greatest
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: artists ever. But I can understand what he says. And
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: so because he's making he's he's you can hear it.
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: And so right now people aren't. You can't hear shit.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: I'm not saying all of it, but I'm not mad
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: at people go broken glass everywhere, people pissing in the streets.
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: You know, they just don't care. It's slow. I'm sampling that,
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: you know what I mean? No, you know what, we
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: live in a world where mediocrity can shine. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: I got my theory on that. I'm high. Let me
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: tell you what it is. Let's go tell me if
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: I'm wrong, because when I was raised the greatest, that's
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: when Trump was saying meritocracy, like it's based on merit
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: like good is good, right, that's what we should do.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: And I was raised on fuck bro, I just lost
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: my thought. What were you saying? You're talking about Mary?
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, So there's only like I was raised
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: like Elizabeth Taylor, you know Angelina, Joe Lee, you know
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: Burt Reynolds, dan Zel, you know Sidney Portier, like real
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: stars of magnitude and magnanimous. You know what I'm saying,
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: you know, and they're like something you aspire to. But
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: a lot of people don't have that or don't live
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: like that. So they they put their dreams and hopes
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: into them right and escape. But then when the Internet
- 1:17:55Speaker 3: and social media came along, people have a voice and
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: they should have a voice.
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: But a lot of people who got a voice don't
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: need a voice.
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people have voices to have laryngitis.
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: But you know a lot of woke people woke. If
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: you woke, take an ambient so so here's what I
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: want to say, so bro check it out. There's you
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: know I call people of the White Wolves, meaning they're
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: very rare. The movie stars are very rare. So but
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: now because there's a lot more I hate to say this, MPCs.
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: Then there are player ones. So the whole world is
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: NPC and they're like, well, I'm special, and then another
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: NPC goes, yeah, me, you're our special. I'm special, And
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: then you got NPC on NPC. So what you're seeing
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: is there's way more NBC's than there are player ones,
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: and so they're just more powerful and so the player
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: and they got resentments against the player ones, right, you
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: like this analogy, And so basically, in a nutshell, you
- 1:18:59Speaker 3: got more people walking around that you don't fucking know,
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: that aren't really doing anything, but they're just they got attention,
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: and attention is the new currency. That's what. Oh my god,
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: he's got one million eyeballs. He ain't doing nothing, but god,
- 1:19:15Speaker 3: he's got one million eyeballs validation for nothing. But then
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: you got cool Keith. You know who's probably Octagon, Doctor
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: Octagon who probably Kanya was this spot about Cool Keith
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: out there crafting in the lab for months with the
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: right track and the right hook and then puts it
- 1:19:32Speaker 3: out and just the weirdest verses dog and and twenty
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: five hundred people by the album. But it'll last for
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: our thousand years because it's that good. That's where we're at,
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: where people aren't crafting shit anymore. They putting out. I
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: used to go out and clubs and fucking look more
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: homeless than I do now. And because it was a
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: workout gym, now it's a finished set. You're doing the
- 1:19:57Speaker 3: haha at midnight, someone films you. You got it's a finish
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's not. The gym is being filmed
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: literally constantly. Yeah. Yeah, as hardbro. It's like, but I
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: love l A. Like we have the best, but I
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: do well in Florida. Are you surprised? Uh really anywhere
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: tables the band dude's coming up. It's getting less old,
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: my grandparents are, yeah, but uh, you know, I do
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: love l A. We have amazing clubs here. I'm trying
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: to look at the chat and see if people are
- 1:20:31Speaker 3: with me here.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're definitely with you. This is the place,
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: this is the place to do it. I wanted to
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: ask you too, man, so you had your I remember
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: saying that. I remember seeing you that during the fires,
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: you were going live because you were close.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: Hold that thought. Someone just said, b Red is blazed.
- 1:20:47Speaker 6: L L.
- 1:20:48Speaker 3: Here's what I feel like. So you guys want to
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: tell me. I feel like I'm here, but I feel
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: like I'm behind like a big wall. So I'm not acute,
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: but I'm available. Does that make sense? Yeah? Just contact time? Okay?
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: All right? Yeah, and I'm dying to have a big
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: ass plate of fucking tacos when I'm done. So I
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: have broke. But you're talking about the van. No, I
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: would say, with a pizza and a HOGI like, I'm
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: not hungry, so I'm probably Oh, you're definitely going to Yeah, okay,
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: so go ahead. You were saying about the van, I
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: would say, you're you had a conspiracy about the fires?
- 1:21:23Speaker 3: Oh like people starting them in ship? How deep you
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: want to go with that? Let's fucking go. Sorry, you're
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: not here for this one next year. Listen. This is
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: my first Jamie Kennedy experience, for real, for real experiment
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: with you. So well, I already did a pot about it.
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: But here's what I want to say is how come
- 1:21:44Speaker 3: they say literally like tomorrow is a start of fire season.
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: At ten thirty eight, a fire broke out in the
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: fucking Palisades. They're like fire season starts at midnight. They
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: literally say this ship and then we have record wins, crazy,
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: an empty reservoir, hydrants that were stopping, insurance stop. I mean,
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: where do you want me to keep going? Smart City
- 1:22:10Speaker 3: twenty twenty eight. I mean, this is just all known.
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: So do I think that the conditions played a part
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: of it? One, But to tell me those conditions weren't
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: man made, that there's not some weird shit. And then
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: you've got actually what I put called paid chaos agents,
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: which are I think some people coordinated some type of
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: arson yep, every they videos of that. And then you
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: got crazy copycat loons just out here starting shit, trying
- 1:22:38Speaker 3: to make a name. Yeah, one hundred percent. Then you
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: actually have real homeless people that are just trying to
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: stay warm, and they don't understand. Like I was talking
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: about my pod in Philly, like you would have a
- 1:22:47Speaker 3: container and you put a shit in a trash can,
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: but they can't start a fucking fire. I could take
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: you on High Boulevard right now. You can see a
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: fire every night and it's it's not you know, at
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: least it's by concrete. But they're fires. So once I
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: already knew this ship was shady, but you can't say
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: you fucking people were crazy. But once the fucking Hollywood
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: Hills went up, I'm like that ship was one hundred
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: percent an arsonist. So yeah, dude, twenty twenty eight, look
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: it up. This ship has Leahinah written all over it.
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: You know the deal with Leahina the Hawaii Bernis. I'm
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: gonna tell you two things. The blue, the blue roof
- 1:23:27Speaker 3: is one hundred percent one hundred percent.
- 1:23:29Speaker 4: See the recycling bins outside one everything's burned down with
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: the blue.
- 1:23:33Speaker 3: Look at the blue. We had drones for a fucking month.
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna say his name, but you guys
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: will know who this is. Was taking videos of the
- 1:23:42Speaker 3: sky that day before the fucking fire, and he's a
- 1:23:48Speaker 3: You guys would all love this man because you know him.
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: And I saw his videos and this ship, look, the
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: sky looked like a waffle. Is this Sam Tripley? No,
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: I'm not, but it was literally is crossed camtrail on
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: camptrail on Camp Trail. And he said it, and I
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: agree with him. That shit wasn't like cloud seating fires
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: happened the next day. That shit was an accelerant, like,
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: because these fires were not just burning, they were fucking
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: and the smoke, Like when you saw me in Hollywood,
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: I was never in any danger. I was far enough away,
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: but I thought, it's not the fires I'm tripping about,
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: it's the smoke. And people were panicking and the streets
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: were flooded, and I'm like, I gotta have two lines
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: for me and my chick because it's just the smoke,
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: like that shit can get with you. And and the
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: smoke was just crazy thick, and I just don't believe it.
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: I don't believe any of this is fucking natural. No,
- 1:24:51Speaker 3: nor look up Lahina. They wanted that shit, bro. The
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: only people Lahina literally was grandfathered in, Like the people
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: don't you know, own the fucking Hinda the islanders like
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: the one thing they owned right and fucking sure enough,
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: it's burnt up. And I don't know if it's their
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: land anymore.
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: That's burned down the people, you know, So take that
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: land back. I'd be like, hey, you know, we kind
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: of want this. This is the only thing the natives
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: have let me just burn the casinos there so we
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: could take that shit back.
- 1:25:23Speaker 3: We'll let you work at the resorts we build here. Yeah, bro,
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: one hundred percent, Bro. And let's go deeper. If this
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: is arson. If they can prove that this is arson
- 1:25:33Speaker 3: like parts of it, that changes the whole payout system
- 1:25:37Speaker 3: of insurance. Oh so they can say, you know, this
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: is an arson zone from here to here. You know,
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: it just stops at that thirty five million dollar mansion.
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: Yeah you're not covered, you know what I mean? So
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: like it, it's all gonna be twisted up. But to
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: think that it's just it's just so sad. And I
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: haven't really I spoken about my pod and I don't
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: like talking about because I'm a little contact high. But
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: it makes me sad. Yeah, cause it's like it's fucking
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: just is but it's dark. But now i've I've Yeah,
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: it's just it's our home, like everybody, that's our safe space.
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: When we go, everyone knows it. Everyone out there watching
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: scene scenes of it, and it's just gone, like it's gone,
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: and it's a dark time.
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: And there's already a housing crisis and all these people
- 1:26:20Speaker 4: gotta find houses.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: Bro, rant's gonna go the fuck up, bro.
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: I was freaking out because, uh, it got right up
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: to my neck of the woods up in the valley
- 1:26:31Speaker 5: up in truman Oaks.
- 1:26:32Speaker 4: So it's like I was said, yeah, dude, yeah, I
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: didn't have to vacuate.
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm right by the four or five.
- 1:26:37Speaker 5: So I was just outside one of the evacuations, Like
- 1:26:40Speaker 5: as far as it got, I was right outside of that.
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: And I remember I ran a bunch of stuff downtown
- 1:26:45Speaker 5: to my friend Bezaire's apartment because I figured it'd be safe.
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: He wasn't here, he's out of town. I didn't get
- 1:26:50Speaker 3: to see the speed. Oh god damn it.
- 1:26:52Speaker 5: But I ran a bunch of stuff down for him.
- 1:26:57Speaker 5: You're for me to to his place or whatever. And
- 1:26:59Speaker 5: I remember, remember I had this moment because like the
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: cannabis shop I work at is just you.
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: Were get a wee shop? Yeah, sure, pratt, sure pratt. Yeah,
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: who didn't see that coming?
- 1:27:10Speaker 5: But no, uh, I live right down that street from
- 1:27:13Speaker 5: my fucking dispensary. So I was like, damn, if my
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: shop goes, my apartment goes.
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: The whole block is gonna be contact high. Oh.
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: I was honestly kind of like mentally preparing to have
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: to like leave LA, because I was like, you know, I.
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: Kept the Duffel bag of closing my car with me
- 1:27:29Speaker 3: the whole time.
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: I met Like bro, Bro, I would hate to leave.
- 1:27:34Speaker 5: But I didn't have like work or anything, like I
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: had money saved.
- 1:27:37Speaker 3: But like, once I hit the fire line, I was
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: watching the only ship. I was really getting it when
- 1:27:42Speaker 3: the news stopped, which was weird because I was watching
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: all the news. The local news was just stopped. It stopped,
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: and my and I was watching Instagram live. I was
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: all over Instagram and his dude was in Sino and
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: he's like, once it gets to the top, if it
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: gets there, I'm gonna leave. And we he documented a
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: crawling and he's he's like, I gotta get out of here.
- 1:28:04Speaker 3: And that was an Encino and they had a bunch
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: of fire uh retardant. Oh that red stuff they were
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: dropping everywhere. Ye yeah, And so they had all these retardants.
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: You can't say that word. You can't say that the retarded.
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: They had the retardants. A bunch of guys. They put
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: it on the top of the hill. They did it,
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: they said it, and it didn't go over. The retardants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: and and oh my gosh, you'll shout. And but I
- 1:28:40Speaker 3: thought if they went down that hill, bro, there was
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: so much to burn. I'm like, this is gonna go
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: through the fucking valley. And we're in the day after tomorrow,
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: and I was like thinking, why am I starting to
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: talk like this? There's so much like frug Downaldmes. You
- 1:28:56Speaker 3: don't believe what I saw.
- 1:28:57Speaker 14: It was like there's so many likes homies I know
- 1:29:00Speaker 14: out there, like it says, and like it was gonna
- 1:29:03Speaker 14: go like the next thing I know, it is in
- 1:29:05Speaker 14: burn and my uncle got a shop.
- 1:29:07Speaker 3: You know what I mean, like my own won't them
- 1:29:11Speaker 3: ship's still burning, THEMN ships is burning, THEMN ships.
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: Yeah still it's it has gone down considerably but still happening.
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: Yeah, holy shit, it's only sixty three contained.
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: That's sixty three two weeks, and the other ones at
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: eighty nine, So that means it, bro, that's still flames
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: going on.
- 1:29:29Speaker 3: And yeah, flames done. Bro, This is like Voto fucking strain.
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: It's called.
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: Dude, there's more weed in La. It's enough already. You
- 1:29:46Speaker 3: can get weed to the point where it's not even
- 1:29:48Speaker 3: like sexy anymore. Like no, you can walk anywhere and
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: just every fourth stores. Uh no, this is what they want. Now,
- 1:29:55Speaker 3: you got me full on?
- 1:29:57Speaker 6: Man?
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: I want you. Okay, watch a video on the internet
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: where they talk about they have to put up the
- 1:30:04Speaker 3: city of La mandated nine thousand units of apartments by
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: twenty twenty five or something, and then they're gonna mandate
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: another where they have to. If you notice, every fucking
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: place in La is being torn down and they're putting
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: up fucking units. Smart but they're nice, and they's got
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: a little supermarket, it's coffee shop. Here's what they want.
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: They want you in your hut on your iPhone streaming,
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: making money online, going down to your store, getting your
- 1:30:35Speaker 3: Amazon Prime. They don't want you leaving, and they want
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: you to place where they can continue it and watch you.
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: That's my opinion. And they don't want one hundred percent
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: all in my hood, I've got delivery bots way moos
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: and they're everywhere. You can eat from any you can
- 1:30:54Speaker 3: eat from any neighborhood. Just you don't have to leave
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: your house. Yo. They give them woke names. In my neighborhood,
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: I have a delivery by, I had a What do
- 1:31:01Speaker 3: you mean they have names? Yeah, they have name I had,
- 1:31:03Speaker 3: I got a if you walk by it, I got
- 1:31:05Speaker 3: a Yeah, I got I got a bunch of tacos
- 1:31:09Speaker 3: and by Mustafa. Shout out Mustafa who dropped them off.
- 1:31:12Speaker 4: But it was it was a Mustafa robot. Yeah, a
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: robot a beard ship. No, it's just racist. Yeah, there's not. No,
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: this is an Islamic fucking there's no, there's no, there's
- 1:31:26Speaker 4: no dougs.
- 1:31:27Speaker 3: It never got like a dog or a handy dog.
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: I was like, you couldn't put pig into that fucking
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: into the delivery body is like, no, no pig.
- 1:31:34Speaker 3: No, there's another one. Think this bacon cheeseburger.
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: You guys got me so twisted you don't tip it
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: blows up. Oh my god, Oh I fucked. I just
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: got Trump trumpet in office twenty hours at least the brown.
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: Man's making its meta mita listen, I just forgot my ship.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: Here's a good scam. You gonna talk about this? That's
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: a scam. Wow, did have you noticed this? You'll get
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: I will see you'll get a Postmates and you'll order
- 1:32:14Speaker 3: whatever your food. Shout out tree hose. By the way,
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: I always get trade hose the coffee shop. I get
- 1:32:21Speaker 3: it all bro coffee, get the breakfast sandwich, all of it, right,
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: is my man, And so I'll get it and the
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: driver will be like andy right, and he'll look like,
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: you know, like a whatever, like a European white guy whatever,
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: and then I'll get it and some dude, you know,
- 1:32:44Speaker 3: I don't know if I could do this, Yeah, yai
- 1:32:49Speaker 3: yai like that, like you know, you know what the
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: jay is. But everything didn't ya And I go, I go,
- 1:32:56Speaker 3: I me throwing and it's not just that is Asians.
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: But I can't do that accent. I'll get canceled. I
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: can only do Mexicans. And I'm on the border of
- 1:33:08Speaker 3: getting canceled. Shot aut border. And here's what I want
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: to say, is that long story boring. Is that I've
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: heard that people will lend them their likeness on the account.
- 1:33:19Speaker 3: People will come in, may not have all their paperwork yet,
- 1:33:22Speaker 3: and they take a cut. So I've often gotten my
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: deliverer that never looks like the picture. Yeah, we ain't
- 1:33:28Speaker 3: that a good scam? Chat with me chat. We could
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: be pimping immigrants all day. I got guys like mister,
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: I can't just do it, Just do it, don't subscriber
- 1:33:40Speaker 3: all right now? Jimmy, Jimmy, I'll very rarely get the
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: person in the picture. And I just thought, oh, I
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: know this scam, but they're cool as they're hardworking. Bro.
- 1:33:56Speaker 5: Yeah, I was inconvenience and I felt bad, but I
- 1:33:58Speaker 5: also had to get my ship and check when when
- 1:34:01Speaker 5: we were in quarantine, my I d my identity got stolen.
- 1:34:04Speaker 3: But it was just my social and it's just because somebody.
- 1:34:08Speaker 3: So I was it.
- 1:34:09Speaker 5: Just my social because they didn't fucking rip my bank
- 1:34:10Speaker 5: account off or anything like that.
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: It was it was for employment. It was x G.
- 1:34:14Speaker 5: It was yeah, it might have been might have been,
- 1:34:16Speaker 5: but uh but they'd like my EDD quit coming in.
- 1:34:18Speaker 5: So I'd like call and be like, hey, what the
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: fuck and they're like, oh, your identity has been compromised.
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: So I'd like handle all that. And I remember I
- 1:34:25Speaker 5: was like, damn, some dude just did this just to
- 1:34:27Speaker 5: get a job, but he picked the wrong However many
- 1:34:30Speaker 5: digits that is ten.
- 1:34:33Speaker 3: You have to always add that extra DM when you
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: say that here, my name is ro you said ed
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: d oh e ed d? Yeah? Wait did I say ed?
- 1:34:42Speaker 3: Can you imagine like they imagine? Didn't say ed? Because
- 1:34:45Speaker 3: thirty eight they get a job. It's been a really
- 1:34:47Speaker 3: rough year. My ed came in, what did they get
- 1:34:51Speaker 3: a job with? My ed came in? Gout downhill from here.
- 1:34:55Speaker 3: They get a job with your identity, but you get
- 1:34:57Speaker 3: deported probably Ireland, Ireland. But to everybody here and everybody
- 1:35:06Speaker 3: in the chat, we're all immigrants. I'm a fucking immigrant.
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: My parents just happened to be born here. Their parents weren't.
- 1:35:14Speaker 3: They came over on a potato.
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: I'm visiting on a visa.
- 1:35:18Speaker 3: You're visiting on you on a philosophy. The only immigrant
- 1:35:23Speaker 3: here is Xavier. Yeah, like this town just belongs to
- 1:35:29Speaker 3: little feather, you know what I'm saying. That's it. So
- 1:35:32Speaker 3: we're all immigrants. So this is what this country is
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: made up off, you know what I mean. So we're open.
- 1:35:39Speaker 4: This is America.
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: Yeah, we're open for everything. It's just like you know,
- 1:35:43Speaker 3: we don't. We just want to make sure that the
- 1:35:44Speaker 3: bad guys aren't getting in and everyone get the document.
- 1:35:47Speaker 3: But trust me, you're not gonna see everybody gets thrown out.
- 1:35:50Speaker 3: We're only going to deport the bad ones.
- 1:35:52Speaker 6: X G.
- 1:35:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm from Europe, I mean, but I don't know.
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: That would be That is a crazy concept to think about.
- 1:36:02Speaker 2: It's like, fuck, bro, it wants you so comfortable at
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: home that you don't want.
- 1:36:06Speaker 3: To do shit.
- 1:36:06Speaker 4: Yeah, man, they don't.
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: Want to fuck that. Bro, Like, oh, I like being
- 1:36:09Speaker 3: able to go everywhere. They're actually building.
- 1:36:12Speaker 4: Uh did you see Trump signed the executive order to
- 1:36:14Speaker 4: get back out of the who.
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: Bro, Yes, that's huge. But what I wanted to say
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: is there's a video you can look at the TikTok
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: The guy says he has to build nine thousand units.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: He's like a huge company, and he's like, we don't
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: have the space. Gee, that sounds convenient.
- 1:36:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:36:30Speaker 3: If you see apartments going on the fucking clips where
- 1:36:32Speaker 3: thirty five million dollar houses were, and they're just gonna
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: be high end. They're not condos. None of these places
- 1:36:38Speaker 3: you can buy. They're all fucking apartments. You're all, this
- 1:36:41Speaker 3: is MPC's man. They want us everybody to be a
- 1:36:44Speaker 3: fucking MPC. There's one hundred and fifty million people, one
- 1:36:47Speaker 3: hundred and fifty people that own the fucking world. Bro,
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: there's thirty six trillion. All right, figure out who's got
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: most of it, and the rest of us are the
- 1:36:55Speaker 3: worker beez. Now you got me going? You want to
- 1:36:57Speaker 3: go deeper. Here's let's go deeper. The world is built. Okay,
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: the world is built. Infrastructures there, everything left it can
- 1:37:05Speaker 3: be done by AI except physical labor plumbers, you know,
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: special electrician. Yeah, all that stuff where they can't figure
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: out that you joint and ship like that. But once
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: they do, it's done though, it's a riz app because
- 1:37:18Speaker 3: we've already done it. So they want all the fucking
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: natives to not get restless. So what do they do?
- 1:37:23Speaker 3: Keep them happy? Drug them up? Take your weed dog, Oh,
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: look at its fat ask, here's your fat as, here's
- 1:37:31Speaker 3: your postmads, here's your twiss boom. Exactly fucking over and
- 1:37:36Speaker 3: over here they're fucking hand right here, just as fucking
- 1:37:40Speaker 3: straight up downtown seven and fucking Figaroa. They got the
- 1:37:43Speaker 3: hand in your POCKETA. You know what I'm saying, tell
- 1:37:46Speaker 3: me what I'm lying.
- 1:37:47Speaker 5: I was about to say, it's funny you say all that,
- 1:37:48Speaker 5: because they're right by where I live. They have Trader
- 1:37:53Speaker 5: Joe's on this side of the street that's still functioning.
- 1:37:56Speaker 5: And then over here they're building like a high rise.
- 1:38:00Speaker 5: It's gonna be like a commercial apartment complex with like
- 1:38:02Speaker 5: the shops on the bottom you gonna know the first
- 1:38:04Speaker 5: shop that I see that's already built and ready to
- 1:38:06Speaker 5: go whence that place opens.
- 1:38:07Speaker 3: Drugs Trader Joe's.
- 1:38:09Speaker 5: Ah, they moved it across the street.
- 1:38:12Speaker 3: Trader Joe's on a Trader Joe. Yeah. I was like,
- 1:38:14Speaker 3: get the fuck out of here. Yeah they will. And
- 1:38:17Speaker 3: and if I go to anywhere in America, I can
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: get anything I get in La pretty much. Yeah, like
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: like but he was a little town because they know
- 1:38:31Speaker 3: how to copy it now and the Internet has showed everybody,
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: and I can go to the dopest little pop up
- 1:38:35Speaker 3: taco truck outside. I can go to one in like Chico, Texas,
- 1:38:40Speaker 3: and I'll get Postmates, you know what I mean, Like
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: deep out there. So it's it's yeah, that's my opinion.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: And the AI forget it once. AI is like, you know, hope, Literally,
- 1:38:54Speaker 3: if you're making music, we're literally going to be like this.
- 1:38:58Speaker 3: It's like, is this organ Blueberries is gonna be? Is
- 1:39:02Speaker 3: this human made content? Because we're gonna have to support
- 1:39:05Speaker 3: each other.
- 1:39:06Speaker 5: Bro, I can already put you on a fucking YouTube
- 1:39:08Speaker 5: channel where it is all AI generated music. Yeah, they
- 1:39:12Speaker 5: hit all these different genres. It sounds like it's made
- 1:39:14Speaker 5: in the fifties or the forties and shit, oh yeah,
- 1:39:16Speaker 5: it's a fucking mind fuck dude.
- 1:39:18Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it's way even crazier than Sam. And
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: comedy is just behind it. Comedy is just behind it
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: behind But they still people. They're gonna go and see
- 1:39:27Speaker 3: robot comedians that are gonna kill an AI, but they
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: still do want to see a human. I think that,
- 1:39:32Speaker 3: But I think there's gonna be a skew for us.
- 1:39:35Speaker 3: And uh, Sam Altman, who created chat GTP, just summoned
- 1:39:41Speaker 3: a meeting with Congress. This is what I was told
- 1:39:43Speaker 3: this morning by a dude who works in the field
- 1:39:46Speaker 3: and said, because AI is advancing way faster than they thought.
- 1:39:51Speaker 3: But I think they already know what they got, and
- 1:39:53Speaker 3: that shit's trying to fucking jump out of the bottle
- 1:39:55Speaker 3: terminator and they can't contain it on terminatormy when I
- 1:39:59Speaker 3: lie straight. All right, hey, let's get let's let's get it.
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: Let's get it to the super Let's read the superchats
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: that people have submitted today.
- 1:40:13Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: First, first one comes from Menace the painter says yo
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: x gi ice ice baby.
- 1:40:24Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
- 1:40:25Speaker 2: He's not deported, all right, he's just he just he
- 1:40:28Speaker 2: wasn't he wasn't planned for this one, so uh Luis
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: Rometo says the next one, always appreciate the good labs
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: from you guys.
- 1:40:37Speaker 3: Thank you so much for that super chat.
- 1:40:38Speaker 4: Thanks for listening, doc yep.
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: The next one comes from Browsie sends another super chat saying, same.
- 1:40:43Speaker 3: Team, Same team.
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: If you guys want to watch the uncensored episode that
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: happened last night. No, I did not start knowing the
- 1:40:51Speaker 2: know the episode did not get lost, or I did
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: not start shadow boxing.
- 1:40:56Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's gonna be uploaded. It's gonna be.
- 1:40:58Speaker 2: The YouTube version and the un center version on Patreon,
- 1:41:01Speaker 2: So sign up for the Patreon if you want to
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: see all the crazy shit that happens.
- 1:41:05Speaker 3: It was crazy, bro.
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: It's one of those ones you gotta watch the video.
- 1:41:08Speaker 3: You can't just listen, you know. So we had all
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: these four tanks going at the same time with Balloon Inch.
- 1:41:15Speaker 2: Yeah, but like we did the whole podcast like that,
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: we did the whole whippets.
- 1:41:19Speaker 4: It was a mess.
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much a good mess, you know what I mean. Bro.
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: But before before I got we went on air. This
- 1:41:29Speaker 3: is the juxtaposition which is eason. Are you ready for
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: this liquid? Hold up your juice, guys drinking like an
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: organic juice, Hold up your cigarettes smoking organic cigarettes? Jean,
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: he rolled a fat blunt femur right, and before that
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: he was sucking on a balloon like he did three
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: balloon sucks? And I go, is that for the show?
- 1:41:57Speaker 3: And he's like, You're like, not, Doc. You were mixing helium,
- 1:42:03Speaker 3: tobacco weed and organic grapefruit juice because the juice is
- 1:42:09Speaker 3: going to make everything healthy. You know. It's like about
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: that time again. What is a two dollars question? I
- 1:42:21Speaker 3: get a percentage of that? Son? What's that question? The mix? Sorry,
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: let's read the next.
- 1:42:31Speaker 4: Yo.
- 1:42:31Speaker 3: He was doing that for ships and giggles. He was
- 1:42:34Speaker 3: just doing it. Did you ever party with the balloons?
- 1:42:40Speaker 8: Oh?
- 1:42:40Speaker 3: That seems like I have done it a lot, but
- 1:42:43Speaker 3: I don't want to do it because I'm not. But
- 1:42:45Speaker 3: I've done it. Yeah, of course I've done it. But
- 1:42:49Speaker 3: you're doing the other sauce. There's two sauces. There's one
- 1:42:52Speaker 3: that makes your voice high. You're doing the other one. Wait, no,
- 1:42:59Speaker 3: hold on, nobody ever hetheum just to fucking to get high.
- 1:43:02Speaker 3: I figured that you were though, No, this is night.
- 1:43:05Speaker 3: He was in grade school. He was doing nitres. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:43:08Speaker 3: this is this is the same stuff you get at
- 1:43:11Speaker 3: the dentist. I did hear though, that the side effects
- 1:43:14Speaker 3: of that are not really anything if you do it
- 1:43:17Speaker 3: like an alcoholic. Yeah, look at that. It's so funny,
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: Like if you do it how I used to do it.
- 1:43:23Speaker 5: Yeah, his lips were turned blue and he'd start melting
- 1:43:28Speaker 5: in that scene.
- 1:43:29Speaker 6: I had a problem with a lot of other things before.
- 1:43:31Speaker 6: But then I've how long has it been since I
- 1:43:32Speaker 6: stopped doing coke? Rae twenty twenty two?
- 1:43:35Speaker 3: Oh wow, you didn't do that. You wouldn't.
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: Since since the LAFC was champions. That's when I stopped.
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: It was twenty twenty two. And then I I was
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: on full on bender mode at that point. And then
- 1:43:48Speaker 2: after that I decided to draw the line. And it
- 1:43:51Speaker 2: first started with not doing coke consistently, and then I
- 1:43:54Speaker 2: started seeing I was like, oh, I need to heal
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: from a whole bunch of shit. So I started cutting
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: everything off and I dealt with all the problems I
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: had to deal with then. I then then once I
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: got the undone with all that, then I realized I'm able.
- 1:44:05Speaker 3: To do things like a normal person just for recreational purpose.
- 1:44:08Speaker 3: Not good, but bro, I love that. The start of
- 1:44:11Speaker 3: that thing was I have to choose today to not
- 1:44:14Speaker 3: do coke. But how would you do coke? Couldn't do coke?
- 1:44:20Speaker 3: Look at that glass, look at that clear table that
- 1:44:22Speaker 3: he has. It's why you can't do coke, dude. By
- 1:44:25Speaker 3: the way, I know you believe it. I've never done
- 1:44:26Speaker 3: coke my life, never, but I've been around it. Good
- 1:44:30Speaker 3: for you, buddy, but nobody's hung around Kate quickly. But
- 1:44:36Speaker 3: here's all so, but you couldn't do coke because the stuff,
- 1:44:44Speaker 3: what's the stuff? And then all yeah, like it's not
- 1:44:47Speaker 3: like the eighties you just can't do it.
- 1:44:51Speaker 2: But it wasn't always like that, like before everything came
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: out like that, like like before it was all of
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: a sudden it started people started dropping.
- 1:44:58Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: I remember that going on vendors and being with people
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: that were just going in.
- 1:45:03Speaker 3: You would just order like, hey, bring another one, bring
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: another one.
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: And I'm talking about foods for racking up lines, not bumps,
- 1:45:09Speaker 2: And I'm like, how fuck are we not dying?
- 1:45:11Speaker 3: But it's you know, there had to.
- 1:45:14Speaker 2: Be some clean shit, but for sure, now it's like
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: there's you just don't know, bro, It's everything's meant to
- 1:45:19Speaker 2: kill you because it's all about population control, Like Jamie happened.
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: In Toronto, because in Canada, Ontario, because of the Pandemanians have.
- 1:45:26Speaker 4: When the pandemic happened, all the coke supply got stopped,
- 1:45:30Speaker 4: so people started cutting everything, heavy everything. So many people
- 1:45:34Speaker 4: were dying during the pandemic from overdoses because everything was
- 1:45:36Speaker 4: just cut nope, extra because the shipment stopped.
- 1:45:40Speaker 3: So did your boy Dandy ever have a problem?
- 1:45:42Speaker 4: Never with blow? Oh, just alcohol.
- 1:45:44Speaker 3: He always had coke energy.
- 1:45:46Speaker 4: He's just a fucking He's like you know what a
- 1:45:48Speaker 4: bay blade is? Yeah, I know, he's just constantly ripped.
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: All right, let's get into the next super chat. Ask
- 1:45:55Speaker 2: a bum sends the next one. Who's more gangs to
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: flip dog or b rad?
- 1:46:03Speaker 3: Yeah that you flip dog? You know what's so cool?
- 1:46:09Speaker 3: But malang huh.
- 1:46:13Speaker 4: I was gonna just say the car you drove Escalade
- 1:46:16Speaker 4: when the wheels would deflate when you got out of
- 1:46:17Speaker 4: it when I'm sorry.
- 1:46:19Speaker 3: On twenty two, Yeah, that was so sick. I think
- 1:46:22Speaker 3: there were twenty fours.
- 1:46:23Speaker 4: That's so cool that the car did divers.
- 1:46:26Speaker 2: Used to do that ship you know what was the
- 1:46:28Speaker 2: fucking intro that I just remembered.
- 1:46:30Speaker 3: The nitress helped me.
- 1:46:31Speaker 2: Remember while I was doing this, I wanted to intro
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: the show this with this intro. I wanted to come
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: in and say, hey, I'm glad that we have two stars.
- 1:46:38Speaker 3: From this movie. What is it? You know? And I
- 1:46:41Speaker 3: was gonna say, we have nitty and you know, do you.
- 1:46:44Speaker 2: Know what I'm sorry are you saying? Because the Indian
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: guy with the fucking your my uncle.
- 1:46:49Speaker 3: Has this Hadji Hajji hogizzle.
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: Dude, that is such a super Indian stereotypical name.
- 1:46:58Speaker 3: Dude Haiji that was the sidekick kid on Johnny Quest. Also,
- 1:47:09Speaker 3: is that bad? Listen? If you say it like that,
- 1:47:13Speaker 3: it's bad. Well the way he says, whenever you act up.
- 1:47:17Speaker 6: In the in the group chat, of the business group chat,
- 1:47:20Speaker 6: I'm gonna say that. Listen, say that girl edgar is
- 1:47:26Speaker 6: not an offensive term, not yet. Next one comes from
- 1:47:31Speaker 6: Ralph Ramos x g ain' there did he get deported?
- 1:47:35Speaker 3: Question mark? He did not get deported?
- 1:47:38Speaker 7: Let me say no, we have not deported Xavier Guerrero,
- 1:47:46Speaker 7: although we have deployed forces to make sure that his
- 1:47:51Speaker 7: days are numbered, and Sam Tripley will have to soon
- 1:47:55Speaker 7: place the call to Joe Rogan to make sure that
- 1:47:59Speaker 7: x G has a zero percent chance of staying in
- 1:48:03Speaker 7: the United States of America.
- 1:48:06Speaker 3: Oh, there it is. Let's get another question.
- 1:48:13Speaker 6: All right, let's get another question, Browsie. The reason I
- 1:48:16Speaker 6: support you by spending my money here is on real supporter,
- 1:48:20Speaker 6: same team, five months strong. Salute to you, Salute to you.
- 1:48:27Speaker 6: That was just a statement. Let's get a question.
- 1:48:31Speaker 2: I mean that they're all the donators, but a menace.
- 1:48:34Speaker 2: The painter sands the next one, it's a land gram
- 1:48:38Speaker 2: for smart cities. I guess he was adding on to
- 1:48:41Speaker 2: what you were saying.
- 1:48:42Speaker 3: Correct. The next super chat comes from speed Minion.
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: Does Jamie remember when Radion Vegas zapped them?
- 1:48:53Speaker 3: Oh god, is that at a radio show? That was
- 1:48:58Speaker 3: at a radio show? You guys like taste? Oh fuck,
- 1:49:02Speaker 3: I do remember that. That was very scary, like a taser.
- 1:49:06Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's just bringing me fucking trauma right now.
- 1:49:09Speaker 3: Where'd you get tasted that? No, I gotta take some
- 1:49:14Speaker 3: more water. You got more water? Yeah? I was No,
- 1:49:17Speaker 3: I don't do you know wash water? He got? I'm
- 1:49:26Speaker 3: chripping now, Yes I did. A radio show and the
- 1:49:32Speaker 3: guy got fucking straight up did a and a thing,
- 1:49:36Speaker 3: not a taser. It was some sort of like fucking thing,
- 1:49:42Speaker 3: like a not like an electrical thing, but like a
- 1:49:46Speaker 3: vibrating thing, but it had a little bit of electricity
- 1:49:48Speaker 3: in it. And I have a pacemaker. I've had it
- 1:49:50Speaker 3: since I was a ten year old.
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: You have a pacemaker? Yeah, I know that's usually something
- 1:49:56Speaker 2: like fat people have.
- 1:49:57Speaker 3: Not exactly all ti people have them, but.
- 1:50:03Speaker 6: Are you usually associate that with like when your heart
- 1:50:05Speaker 6: gives out?
- 1:50:06Speaker 3: After then you're like, they have no say that as
- 1:50:08Speaker 3: you're looking at it. Not bad beats. You have a
- 1:50:10Speaker 3: bad beat anyway. I trip the fuck out. Do you
- 1:50:15Speaker 3: have to get it replaced every now and then? Like
- 1:50:17Speaker 3: iPhone battery? Yeah, every every eight years, ten years now,
- 1:50:20Speaker 3: it's more it's like fifteen For a second. I had
- 1:50:23Speaker 3: a little trip out right there. I did get high.
- 1:50:26Speaker 3: Here's what I wanna say about this weed. Is that
- 1:50:27Speaker 3: why you're scared a week because you trip out like that? Dude,
- 1:50:30Speaker 3: I trip out. I'm gonna tell you a story. This
- 1:50:34Speaker 3: is weed camp for fucking people. Two things I'm gonna say.
- 1:50:39Speaker 3: Two things. I'm gonna say this weed whatever it is.
- 1:50:44Speaker 3: I'm so glad I don't smoke it, but it does
- 1:50:46Speaker 3: feel sweet, like nicely comes on to you. And if
- 1:50:52Speaker 3: you do get a moment, it goes through you. You
- 1:50:55Speaker 3: know what I'm saying where I think the paranoia might
- 1:50:57Speaker 3: be bad stuff. But during Romeo and Juliet, there was
- 1:51:03Speaker 3: a moment where we had to smoke do You're an animal?
- 1:51:06Speaker 3: Thank you?
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: We get it off the secret Venu on the Patreon
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: by the way, Muffins you want to, but off of Romeo.
- 1:51:15Speaker 3: And whenever it is. It was. It's really relaxing, but
- 1:51:20Speaker 3: you have moments and adoring Romeo and Juliet. I'm not
- 1:51:25Speaker 3: say who, but there was a moment where we were
- 1:51:27Speaker 3: supposed to be high and I'm just gonna say. I'm
- 1:51:30Speaker 3: not gonna say anyone else, but I was definitely during
- 1:51:33Speaker 3: the scene on the stage. There's a scene on the
- 1:51:36Speaker 3: stage where everything was all like it was a big storm. Yeah,
- 1:51:42Speaker 3: I was high. I had no lines, just to laugh
- 1:51:45Speaker 3: and I never did that. And that was my first
- 1:51:48Speaker 3: movie and I've never done it since. But I was like, method,
- 1:51:51Speaker 3: that was your first movie. First movie, dude, that was
- 1:51:54Speaker 3: the first. That was the first movie they showed me
- 1:51:57Speaker 3: in middle school.
- 1:51:58Speaker 2: That I was like, hell Shakespeare. Yeah, Like I was
- 1:52:03Speaker 2: just like, all right, you got my attention. And honestly,
- 1:52:05Speaker 2: I think me given that hell, yes, there was validated
- 1:52:10Speaker 2: that teacher that was trying so hard to make her
- 1:52:13Speaker 2: job makes sense for her topt out to teachers, though, Man,
- 1:52:16Speaker 2: it's not an easy job. Honestly, like shot the teachers.
- 1:52:19Speaker 2: My degree qualifies me to be a teacher. But I'm
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: glad I'm not because images nowadays are bad. Imagine me
- 1:52:24Speaker 2: doing this in the classroom. You know what I love
- 1:52:27Speaker 2: about you?
- 1:52:27Speaker 3: All the crazy shit you said this pod you go
- 1:52:29Speaker 3: shout up teachers. Look, I mean, if it was teachers,
- 1:52:36Speaker 3: that's not even his best one.
- 1:52:37Speaker 2: If it wasn't for damn, that was you. You look
- 1:52:41Speaker 2: like it was like you look like a really woke
- 1:52:43Speaker 2: lesbian today.
- 1:52:45Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, here's the deal. Here's here's why that move.
- 1:52:52Speaker 3: Why that works so well because it was like it
- 1:52:55Speaker 3: had a lot of Latin culture in it. We shot
- 1:52:57Speaker 3: at Mexico City, shot out Mexico City at the best time,
- 1:53:00Speaker 3: and it was the Capulans were like a Latin gang
- 1:53:04Speaker 3: against the Waitos, which were us some Monskie boys, and
- 1:53:07Speaker 3: it felt like Miami, you know, the bazz director was like,
- 1:53:10Speaker 3: I want to make it like Miami, and that's why
- 1:53:13Speaker 3: it was so cool in the fashion today. MGK, I
- 1:53:17Speaker 3: walk so you can run dog.
- 1:53:21Speaker 6: His He tries to play it off. I guess some
- 1:53:23Speaker 6: Motley cruise ship. But we know IM on dog.
- 1:53:25Speaker 5: We know dog you're seeing in the beginning with the
- 1:53:29Speaker 5: that just looks like standing next to him at the
- 1:53:31Speaker 5: beach at that time, though look at him though they
- 1:53:33Speaker 5: go back to that picture.
- 1:53:34Speaker 3: It's just a bald guy with classes.
- 1:53:36Speaker 2: It looks like me with pacololo flies on bro standing
- 1:53:39Speaker 2: next to the beach with a Hawaiian shirt.
- 1:53:43Speaker 3: As I say, I quote that ship all the time.
- 1:53:45Speaker 3: Do you bite your thumb at me? I did not
- 1:53:47Speaker 3: bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb
- 1:53:49Speaker 3: like it was. It was an incredible and I learned
- 1:53:53Speaker 3: so much about I could learn the Spanish anyway because
- 1:53:56Speaker 3: I live in la and I always say that have
- 1:53:58Speaker 3: you been here?
- 1:53:59Speaker 2: If you want tacos, you have to learn how to
- 1:54:01Speaker 2: speak Spanish late teens where you're from Philly but sick.
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: But in Philly you know more.
- 1:54:10Speaker 3: Puerto Ricans, and La is more Mexicans in Gudalajara. But
- 1:54:17Speaker 3: I mean you know, similar cultures in the Census Latin
- 1:54:20Speaker 3: Southern America. And I forget what I'll say, but I
- 1:54:24Speaker 3: learned Spanish, uh, you know, like just by being around
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: people talking in Mexico City. I didn't know my way around,
- 1:54:34Speaker 3: and I just learned. I'd pick up where donde was where,
- 1:54:38Speaker 3: So it's like donde bano, donde albano, or for for
- 1:54:42Speaker 3: was pleased. I put ten words together and I would
- 1:54:45Speaker 3: order my camelons. They had all said agua kan gas,
- 1:54:48Speaker 3: which is yeah, ago gas, which is is shrimp, and
- 1:54:53Speaker 3: rice saboya con saboya con is with onions, and uh,
- 1:55:00Speaker 3: sparkling water. And I learned that ship. Then I learned
- 1:55:02Speaker 3: the word for beef. Then I learned the gas station,
- 1:55:05Speaker 3: so I learned and what's at a ficio his office?
- 1:55:09Speaker 3: So there's a certain amount of words. And I was
- 1:55:11Speaker 3: like getting good at Spanish, but I already knew a
- 1:55:13Speaker 3: lot because I live in La and I always say
- 1:55:15Speaker 3: La is really Mexico. That was stolen.
- 1:55:19Speaker 6: I'm sorry, La will be your Spanish class bro, not
- 1:55:23Speaker 6: from here. Bro, you learned that shit real quick.
- 1:55:25Speaker 2: Well, everybody speaks, you know, except for the guests that
- 1:55:28Speaker 2: we have on tomorrow.
- 1:55:29Speaker 6: If you want to hear Bolton the only white guy
- 1:55:31Speaker 6: from Minnesota who works here, who will be out here
- 1:55:33Speaker 6: about who.
- 1:55:34Speaker 2: Has not learned how to roll his rs. Even though
- 1:55:36Speaker 2: for oh, I'm.
- 1:55:38Speaker 5: From San Antonio, Texas as I was born, I still
- 1:55:40Speaker 5: can't roll my rs.
- 1:55:41Speaker 3: I've always tried yo, because you know, I always wanted to.
- 1:55:46Speaker 3: I like that. I do think a lot of people
- 1:55:48Speaker 3: do invite me to the cookout. I think I still
- 1:55:51Speaker 3: have my past, but right now somebody just wanted to
- 1:55:55Speaker 3: be rays invited to the carne asada. You know.
- 1:55:57Speaker 6: That's what That's what we got to do, podcast Dog.
- 1:56:00Speaker 6: We gotta do a one year anniversary where instead of
- 1:56:03Speaker 6: you know how like some companies have like a one
- 1:56:05Speaker 6: year anniversary like party, we have to have that. We
- 1:56:08Speaker 6: don't smoke the same where we have like a shipload
- 1:56:11Speaker 6: of fucking smoker and we just it makes VIP shit.
- 1:56:15Speaker 2: But we make generally like like like you know, like
- 1:56:18Speaker 2: a gotten that cuisine, We'll make some curry for you.
- 1:56:21Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, are we invited? Every culture
- 1:56:25Speaker 3: should have that, Like if it's you know, Chinese, am
- 1:56:28Speaker 3: I invited to the dim Sum? I like this walk?
- 1:56:33Speaker 3: The walk MN might be did you come to or
- 1:56:36Speaker 3: we don't smoke the same? I will hell yeah, do
- 1:56:39Speaker 3: it when I don't have anything to do, So of
- 1:56:41Speaker 3: course we're going to try to crack. I'm already high.
- 1:56:43Speaker 6: The best time to do high, the best time to
- 1:56:46Speaker 6: do anything for when it comes to high profile, what
- 1:56:49Speaker 6: is it a celebrities or guests?
- 1:56:51Speaker 3: You literally high profile?
- 1:56:52Speaker 2: It literally has to be towards the holidays, because ain't
- 1:56:55Speaker 2: nobody doing ship, So literally towards the holidays is when
- 1:56:58Speaker 2: you get to catch off. That's literally what I see.
- 1:57:00Speaker 2: The coolest people that are be reals peers come by here.
- 1:57:02Speaker 2: I'm like the fuck.
- 1:57:05Speaker 3: Wait, are you gonna have a truck? I'm gonna have
- 1:57:09Speaker 3: Hella multiple vendors? Do you're gonna have them come over
- 1:57:11Speaker 3: here to this spot.
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna run a spot out. It's gonna be epic.
- 1:57:14Speaker 2: I already would be big enough or not. No, I'm
- 1:57:17Speaker 2: gonna I'm getting my I'm getting my Walt Disney on
- 1:57:19Speaker 2: dog let's go.
- 1:57:20Speaker 3: So wait, and you're going to invite all types of people? Yeah,
- 1:57:23Speaker 3: because I have a food. Are you gonna have DJ
- 1:57:29Speaker 3: You're gonna be j It's gonna be all your fiasco, bro.
- 1:57:31Speaker 2: Trust I'm already as we've been, We've been wanting to
- 1:57:34Speaker 2: do something big like that, and I think this is the.
- 1:57:37Speaker 3: Like we gotta do this. Are you gonna have like
- 1:57:43Speaker 3: like dancers and stuff. I don't know about dancers hammer time?
- 1:57:47Speaker 3: Why not? Let's everybody likes dance. It could be time.
- 1:57:51Speaker 3: Are you gonna have like them? Bro? Where is the party?
- 1:57:57Speaker 3: I mean we just birthday the here's the idea right here.
- 1:58:01Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. LA does not have the
- 1:58:05Speaker 3: scene it used to have. And if like, if you
- 1:58:08Speaker 3: look up the nightclub scene, it is wrapped. And also
- 1:58:12Speaker 3: when they weren't going on nightclub premires, I feel like
- 1:58:14Speaker 3: there's less premieres and after parties. But also Maxim in Fahm,
- 1:58:19Speaker 3: they would have crazy parties and it would be so
- 1:58:22Speaker 3: much fun and like what you're talking about, and you
- 1:58:25Speaker 3: get a truck and then the after party was always
- 1:58:29Speaker 3: up in the hills and then the after after party
- 1:58:33Speaker 3: was just down the street of ditties And what happened?
- 1:58:36Speaker 3: I was waiting for it. I didn't know. What I'm
- 1:58:38Speaker 3: trying to say is that like you got to have
- 1:58:42Speaker 3: a party because people don't realize what they're missing.
- 1:58:46Speaker 4: Bro, you're talking I know, man, I feel like I
- 1:58:49Speaker 4: worked so hard to finally get out to La and
- 1:58:51Speaker 4: when I got here, everyone tells me the stories of
- 1:58:53Speaker 4: what was.
- 1:58:54Speaker 3: And you come out here and you know, and you
- 1:58:57Speaker 3: you're an anti vaccent.
- 1:59:01Speaker 6: You come out here, You're like, damn man, everybody's just
- 1:59:03Speaker 6: into sucking dick whoa You're like, come on, ladies, go
- 1:59:13Speaker 6: one bound fiesh.
- 1:59:15Speaker 3: All right, let's get into the last one. Shout out
- 1:59:17Speaker 3: to your dead sister, all right, all right.
- 1:59:20Speaker 2: First of all, shout out to your dead sister is
- 1:59:21Speaker 2: not as bad as five booms.
- 1:59:23Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:59:25Speaker 2: So next, the last two comes from speed Minion. Oh
- 1:59:29Speaker 2: I no one, happy Mama, Jamie. Any movie plans for
- 1:59:33Speaker 2: you coming in the future? Ooh uh, Well, Don't Suck
- 1:59:39Speaker 2: is a good movie. I always tell people's better than
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: it should be. Go watch on Amazon Prime onto me.
- 1:59:45Speaker 2: That's out now.
- 1:59:47Speaker 3: Then I did another movie called Portal in the Pines,
- 1:59:51Speaker 3: which I'm really excited about, which is a movie about
- 1:59:56Speaker 3: cern Those who know no and people talk about if
- 2:00:00Speaker 3: you go in the woods, you ever hear about the staircases,
- 2:00:02Speaker 3: never walk up stairs in the woods. Those who know
- 2:00:05Speaker 3: know there's staircases in the woods. What's up. I know.
- 2:00:08Speaker 3: I was like, who made them? Their Mexicans? Those who know,
- 2:00:10Speaker 3: Oh shit, And that's the question. More stairs. Never take
- 2:00:16Speaker 3: the stairs, because if you go to the woods, you're
- 2:00:19Speaker 3: gonna send me down a rabbit hole. The woods, they say,
- 2:00:21Speaker 3: the woods. There's a lot going on in the woods. Okya,
- 2:00:24Speaker 3: appellation woods and there's just ship that happened in the
- 2:00:27Speaker 3: woods that don't you can't get out of. And they
- 2:00:29Speaker 3: say that there's stairs in the woods. If you ever
- 2:00:34Speaker 3: see stairs in the woods, don't want not walk up
- 2:00:36Speaker 3: them because they say you might not be able to
- 2:00:37Speaker 3: walk down them. Ship portal type shit. So this movie
- 2:00:41Speaker 3: was like incredibly cool like that, and then I it's
- 2:00:44Speaker 3: an amazing comedy called Wingman and right now some posts.
- 2:00:47Speaker 3: So look for all these movies. Hopefully one of them
- 2:00:49Speaker 3: will get a theatrical but you know how it is
- 2:00:51Speaker 3: right now. Hopefully though, but if not, they'll come straight
- 2:00:55Speaker 3: to your phone. I love going to the movie. I
- 2:00:57Speaker 3: love going to the movies.
- 2:00:58Speaker 6: So whenever I get to whenever any of the homies
- 2:01:00Speaker 6: or any of my homies have fucking cover out here
- 2:01:04Speaker 6: and they get to make it to the big screen,
- 2:01:07Speaker 6: it makes me happy.
- 2:01:07Speaker 4: Bro.
- 2:01:11Speaker 2: Every fucking Saturday morning, we catch the first showing of
- 2:01:14Speaker 2: any movie that we catch interesting. No matter what it is,
- 2:01:17Speaker 2: even if everything in the movie theater is garbage, we
- 2:01:20Speaker 2: still give it a solid opportunity to get to watch
- 2:01:23Speaker 2: something out there because I feel like, fuck, baseball, the
- 2:01:27Speaker 2: movies is in American pastime, bro, like straight up, yeah.
- 2:01:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's good to go out and support it.
- 2:01:32Speaker 3: It's getting you know, it's less than it was, but
- 2:01:35Speaker 3: it's good that you do that. It's just a way
- 2:01:37Speaker 3: to get out as well. And I agree with you.
- 2:01:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and then especially being like being involved
- 2:01:42Speaker 2: in this part of the industry where it's just like fuck,
- 2:01:44Speaker 2: you always have your hopes and aspirations to do whatever
- 2:01:46Speaker 2: you want, and I do this part of it. But
- 2:01:48Speaker 2: it's like to see motherfuckers chasing dreams like that, Like, bro,
- 2:01:51Speaker 2: that's it's one in a million sometimes, bro. And like
- 2:01:53Speaker 2: the fact that you get to make it and people
- 2:01:55Speaker 2: get up there to give you a chance.
- 2:01:56Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah you know it's you're you're gambling.
- 2:01:59Speaker 11: Bro.
- 2:01:59Speaker 2: Other people got to like fucking like, you know, be
- 2:02:01Speaker 2: farmers the rest of their life like that. That shit sucks, bro,
- 2:02:06Speaker 2: Some people want it, man.
- 2:02:08Speaker 3: We need our good Farmers Bro. That's how we get
- 2:02:10Speaker 3: our good produce, our good milks, is.
- 2:02:15Speaker 2: That the last one needs some milk, or the last
- 2:02:18Speaker 2: one it comes from one happy mama. Who did you
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: have the most fun filming on Scream one?
- 2:02:27Speaker 3: Who was your homie on Scream one? You can't really
- 2:02:30Speaker 3: ask that question because like that would mean to alienate somebody.
- 2:02:33Speaker 3: But I have to say we all had I got along.
- 2:02:37Speaker 3: We all got along like it was a a lightning
- 2:02:40Speaker 3: in a bottle, once in a lifetime experience that happened
- 2:02:43Speaker 3: and we hit but we were like a little family.
- 2:02:46Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm trying to give you another answer to
- 2:02:48Speaker 3: that have the most fun with There's movies that like, uh,
- 2:02:57Speaker 3: thank you you go, people think like Malibu here here.
- 2:03:02Speaker 3: Here's what I want to say, was it. It was
- 2:03:06Speaker 3: really fun to write and execute, but doing it was
- 2:03:11Speaker 3: a lot of pressure and I had a big saying it.
- 2:03:14Speaker 3: And so when some of the most fun scenes you're watching,
- 2:03:17Speaker 3: I was like fighting for my life because I knew
- 2:03:19Speaker 3: we only had a X amount of time in the
- 2:03:21Speaker 3: day and I wanted to get every joke in. So
- 2:03:23Speaker 3: as much as people enjoyed it is because I didn't
- 2:03:25Speaker 3: want to fuck it up. And sometimes when you think
- 2:03:28Speaker 3: something's fun, it is fun. You're getting to make it,
- 2:03:31Speaker 3: but you have to make sure you do it correctly.
- 2:03:34Speaker 4: It was more fun for a buddy who you got
- 2:03:36Speaker 4: just in it.
- 2:03:37Speaker 3: Yeah, no stress, yeah, yeah, Like I had a lot,
- 2:03:41Speaker 3: and I'll never forget this. Terry Crews is man, he's
- 2:03:45Speaker 3: in it in the shootout scene. I tell people this,
- 2:03:48Speaker 3: I was so stressed out. I think I had him
- 2:03:51Speaker 3: one time in my life and I never had him
- 2:03:53Speaker 3: since that. I had a hemorrhoid, damn. And if you
- 2:03:57Speaker 3: had a hemorrhoid, it's just always something like and I'm
- 2:04:00Speaker 3: like knocking on your assholes door. That sounds weird, but
- 2:04:04Speaker 3: what I'm trying to say. And Terry would pick me up,
- 2:04:08Speaker 3: and he because he had to pick me up, and
- 2:04:10Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, He's like, what do you need? And
- 2:04:12Speaker 3: I was like, can you just adjust it because like
- 2:04:15Speaker 3: my leg and I don't want to like rub my
- 2:04:17Speaker 3: HEMORRHOI He's like, I got you, Like, but for like
- 2:04:20Speaker 3: that whole day. I just never forget that my hemorrhoid
- 2:04:23Speaker 3: had a flare up during that shootout scene. But I
- 2:04:25Speaker 3: still still had a great time. And then it went away.
- 2:04:29Speaker 3: Shout out to the hemorrhoid. I'm gonna watch that movie
- 2:04:32Speaker 3: and that shot I got a hemorrhoid. But Terry like
- 2:04:38Speaker 3: he was the man.
- 2:04:39Speaker 4: He's a professional and he's strong as hell.
- 2:04:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was the last one.
- 2:04:44Speaker 11: Bro.
- 2:04:44Speaker 3: So this got me opening up too much. I'm saying
- 2:04:48Speaker 3: too much, but I think we're all going to say everything.
- 2:04:50Speaker 3: I want to walk around all day with a camera
- 2:04:51Speaker 3: on me. I mean so many people get the glasses.
- 2:04:55Speaker 3: Have you seen those? The ray bands? How much are
- 2:04:58Speaker 3: they and do they record? I wish it would edit
- 2:05:01Speaker 3: my ship for me. You can throw that into a
- 2:05:04Speaker 3: then you won't need it.
- 2:05:06Speaker 4: I won't do that.
- 2:05:07Speaker 3: There's already, but you still have to know. But AI,
- 2:05:10Speaker 3: I know you can do this. I can give my
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- 2:05:13Speaker 3: a good laugh and what you can see you drink
- 2:05:15Speaker 3: it too. Yeah, I don't give you sixty places. But
- 2:05:19Speaker 3: he doesn't mean that it's gonna be able to cut
- 2:05:21Speaker 3: still the man, but it helps.
- 2:05:23Speaker 4: There's a website. I'll give you one after.
- 2:05:25Speaker 3: I would like that.
- 2:05:26Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can just cut everything up.
- 2:05:28Speaker 3: I would like that. The main reason I want to
- 2:05:30Speaker 3: get those. He sends you a link that scams you
- 2:05:32Speaker 3: over my instagra. Scam it all. My crypto's gone your empty.
- 2:05:43Speaker 3: I come to the podcast tomorrow in Evan. Yeah, yo,
- 2:05:49Speaker 3: I just lost track of time.
- 2:05:51Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we're right about that time too.
- 2:05:53Speaker 2: Hey man, let's give it up. Let's give it up
- 2:05:56Speaker 2: for the guests. Bro Hey, today has been a fucking
- 2:05:58Speaker 2: crazy don't worry about don't worry about what fix it?
- 2:06:04Speaker 3: Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. If everybody popping up,
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- 2:06:12Speaker 3: Jamie Kennedy. The deeper stuff goes on the Patreon, but
- 2:06:18Speaker 3: that's it. I hate to break it to you. It's
- 2:06:19Speaker 3: on my YouTube and it's also on Rumble because sometimes
- 2:06:22Speaker 3: YouTube gets a little intense. So I love you, man,
- 2:06:25Speaker 3: appreciate you. Shout out to the homies, Shout out to
- 2:06:28Speaker 3: all the jokers, Shout out to all my homies downtown,
- 2:06:36Speaker 3: Shout out to all the trucks. Shout out to the lady,
- 2:06:40Speaker 3: my homegirl in Palmdale. Is it too much? No, dude,
- 2:06:45Speaker 3: that's perfect. God bless you, and let's have this Party's
- 2:06:50Speaker 3: have some good We're ha You know what I do
- 2:06:54Speaker 3: say that tequila is not drinking, although I haven't drank
- 2:06:56Speaker 3: it in six years because they say it's actually the
- 2:06:58Speaker 3: only healthy booze. It is the healthy damn biotics for real.
- 2:07:03Speaker 3: I got it for real. The clearer it is, the
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- 2:07:55Speaker 4: for listening. I got a show. I'm hosting the show
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- 2:08:57Speaker 3: I want to see you guys tomorrow in the morning.
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