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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to the Largener John Collider the podcast.
- 0:13Speaker 1: It's all about the geeky things happening in the world
- 0:15Speaker 1: around us and how very excited we are about them.
- 0:18Speaker 1: I'm arial Caston and with me as always is the
- 0:21Speaker 1: super cool and amazing comost and friend I have Jonathan Stricklands.
- 0:26Speaker 2: I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Uh trying to place the reference.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Do you droopy dog? Droopy dog doing the the the
- 0:42Speaker 2: character from Jesse Spato from Yeah, It's it's layers on
- 0:48Speaker 2: layers when you when you book me, it's like an
- 0:52Speaker 2: onion baby layers and I make it cry.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make me cry, ma'am. I've had some
- 1:00Speaker 1: some intense auditions lately. You can't really talk about them,
- 1:03Speaker 1: but I can't say that they're like you're distraught or
- 1:06Speaker 1: you're sobbing, or you're crying, and I cry at the
- 1:09Speaker 1: drop of the hat. But the moment that I put
- 1:11Speaker 1: the pressure on myself to get there, it is so hard.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah. And it all depends on the context
- 1:18Speaker 2: for crying for me, right, like if it's if it's
- 1:21Speaker 2: supposed to be like you're overwhelmed with emotion, like you're
- 1:25Speaker 2: experiencing just emotion that's so intense that that's what's making
- 1:29Speaker 2: you cry. All I have to do is think about
- 1:32Speaker 2: like those videos of people coming home to their dogs
- 1:36Speaker 2: after like three months or things like that, and then
- 1:38Speaker 2: I'm just I get all because I'm a soft touch,
- 1:41Speaker 2: and I'll get really weepy. But if it's like cry
- 1:44Speaker 2: because you're devastated, I'm like, oh, that's taking me to
- 1:48Speaker 2: a place that's going to be real hard for me
- 1:50Speaker 2: to get to.
- 1:51Speaker 1: So fun fact, you can trigger yourself using the happy
- 1:55Speaker 1: video and then switch to the character you're playing and
- 1:59Speaker 1: avoid touching on your personal trauma. I wish those dog
- 2:03Speaker 1: videos worked for me. I have stuff that works for me,
- 2:06Speaker 1: but it's the pressure, the like the.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Timing, see like for me, like if I watch the
- 2:12Speaker 2: bit the not not to get political, but to you know,
- 2:17Speaker 2: like when when Tim Waltz at the DNC was giving
- 2:20Speaker 2: his speech and his son stood up and yelled, that's
- 2:22Speaker 2: my dad. That got me, Like I was like, oh,
- 2:26Speaker 2: that's so sweet, and I thought it was the sweetest thing.
- 2:29Speaker 1: So yeah, especially since his kid overcame a nonverbal learning
- 2:33Speaker 1: disorder apparently.
- 2:34Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, which, by the way, in case anyone's wondering
- 2:37Speaker 2: does not mean that he is nonverbal. What it means
- 2:40Speaker 2: is that he finds non verbal methods of communication difficult
- 2:45Speaker 2: to parse, So stuff like tone and body language, that
- 2:50Speaker 2: kind of thing. Yeah, that's that's where he finds challenges.
- 2:53Speaker 2: So the only reason I pointed out is because I've
- 2:55Speaker 2: seen a lot of different takes on this online, and
- 2:59Speaker 2: there's just of people making assumptions that are not usually
- 3:04Speaker 2: they're not one hundred percent wrong, but they're usually at
- 3:07Speaker 2: least wrong enough where you're like, let's all get on
- 3:10Speaker 2: the same page.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, in general family, family bonding, happy,
- 3:16Speaker 1: good relationships, do you make me cry? Because that's something
- 3:19Speaker 1: that you don't see a lot of in you know,
- 3:22Speaker 1: general media and entertainment either, because everybody loves the drama
- 3:25Speaker 1: in the conflict.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true that whenever Ariel sees me, she starts
- 3:29Speaker 2: welling up. I don't I think that might be the smell.
- 3:34Speaker 1: That was your excuse for the computer right now, that's
- 3:37Speaker 1: to fake, Okay, the smell of vision through riverside. You're
- 3:41Speaker 1: an old school which we're going to do this episode
- 3:43Speaker 1: a little bit.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Yeah, So one thing we're going to say before we
- 3:47Speaker 2: jump into this now. Famously, we can never say it's
- 3:51Speaker 2: going to be a short episode, because it never is.
- 3:53Speaker 2: But we will say we've got some trailers to talk about.
- 3:56Speaker 2: But we actually don't have as many news items as
- 3:59Speaker 2: we typically do. And I think part of that is
- 4:01Speaker 2: that August tends to be the month where lots of
- 4:05Speaker 2: people in various entertainment industries take that time off to
- 4:09Speaker 2: go on vacation. I know in the publishing industry it's
- 4:13Speaker 2: a big thing, like there are editors and publishers and
- 4:15Speaker 2: agents who just take all of August off, and I
- 4:18Speaker 2: think it might be true in other industries as well.
- 4:20Speaker 1: I mean yes and no. So like on the acting side,
- 4:25Speaker 1: I know a few actors who have started seeing a
- 4:27Speaker 1: ramp up in auditions lately, but I do think that
- 4:31Speaker 1: I do think some of it is probably that, and
- 4:33Speaker 1: I also think some of it is just with the
- 4:35Speaker 1: constant stream of strikes we've had. You know, most recently
- 4:41Speaker 1: resolved was the Teamsters, and then now it's voice actors,
- 4:46Speaker 1: possibly voice actors and video games that puts delays on
- 4:52Speaker 1: a lot of media. So you know, we might also
- 4:55Speaker 1: be hitting one of the lulls where things picked up
- 4:57Speaker 1: and now it's back down again, because it's not It's like,
- 5:02Speaker 1: it's not an immediate change. When you have one of
- 5:04Speaker 1: those things happen, it takes some time for you to
- 5:07Speaker 1: notice the fact.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Sure. Well, and I think there's also the element of,
- 5:10Speaker 2: you know, we're probably right around the corner from starting
- 5:14Speaker 2: to see all the holiday stuff get unrolled, right, I mean,
- 5:20Speaker 2: you know we've already talked about some horror movies. In fact,
- 5:24Speaker 2: I added one to our list just before we went
- 5:28Speaker 2: on to record. But it's okay because I also put
- 5:30Speaker 2: in the notes at Ariel, don't watch this now.
- 5:33Speaker 1: I'm seeing that and look the whole fruit. Jonathan was amazing.
- 5:37Speaker 1: It was a crazy, crazy week for me. Some good,
- 5:42Speaker 1: some bad, but that's how you do it. Roller coasters
- 5:43Speaker 1: are fun, right, So Jonathan took the brunch of building
- 5:49Speaker 1: the lineup this week, and there are a few more
- 5:52Speaker 1: scarier movies in there that he's probably gonna tell me.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Are it's scary?
- 5:55Speaker 2: But well yeah, I mean why two K doesn't look
- 5:59Speaker 2: scary at all?
- 5:59Speaker 1: Look this pig looks incredibly scary.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. That computer animated film based off the work
- 6:07Speaker 2: of Berkeley Breathet, the guy who created bloom County it
- 6:10Speaker 2: looks terrifying. All right, well, let's before we jump into
- 6:14Speaker 2: all that. You know, that's spoilers for the rest of
- 6:16Speaker 2: the episode. Let's let's start the way we typically do
- 6:19Speaker 2: and talk about stuff what we have watched since our
- 6:22Speaker 2: last recording. For me, there's not a whole lot.
- 6:25Speaker 1: For me, there's also not a whole lot. Like I said,
- 6:27Speaker 1: it's been it's been a very very busy week. I
- 6:31Speaker 1: did over the weekend watch Delicious and Dungeon. Like the
- 6:37Speaker 1: first few episodes of that, which is a D and
- 6:39Speaker 1: D party is poor and so they decide to get
- 6:43Speaker 1: their literal bread and butter from the dungeon that you
- 6:46Speaker 1: go to to fight the monsters. It is so weird.
- 6:49Speaker 1: I don't know who it's for or what it's supposed
- 6:52Speaker 1: to be doing. I was like, maybe this is a
- 6:54Speaker 1: story about sustainability practices.
- 6:56Speaker 2: But when I heard when I heard the PREMI I thought,
- 7:01Speaker 2: this has got to be like a comedy, right, But
- 7:03Speaker 2: do you think it's just not classifiable.
- 7:07Speaker 1: I mean, it is funny, it's it's very but it's
- 7:12Speaker 1: anime humor. So sometimes you're like, that was a joke
- 7:15Speaker 1: and I'm not laughing because delivery some anime humor I
- 7:21Speaker 1: laugh at very hard, So that's that's a hard thing
- 7:23Speaker 1: to classify. But there's just something about the delivery where
- 7:25Speaker 1: some of the jokes, I'm like, that is a joke,
- 7:27Speaker 1: and maybe if I were younger, I would be laughing,
- 7:29Speaker 1: like if I were a kid.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Well, and some anime humor like it's it's literally cultural differences, right,
- 7:36Speaker 2: It's like what is considered humor in say, Japan versus
- 7:42Speaker 2: the United States. And it's not to say that one
- 7:45Speaker 2: is better or lesser than the other. They're just they
- 7:49Speaker 2: cater to different sensibilities, some of which have overlap, but
- 7:52Speaker 2: not all of them.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, you know, I've only seen like the first
- 7:57Speaker 1: three or four episodes, but it does feel like the
- 7:59Speaker 1: care grow but it's so very slow, So a lot
- 8:02Speaker 1: of the premise is the same. The one character doesn't
- 8:05Speaker 1: want to eat the monsters and keeps getting grossed out
- 8:07Speaker 1: and then being surprised that it tastes good. The other
- 8:09Speaker 1: one is always angry because nobody listens to him. So
- 8:14Speaker 1: like it's it's kind of cozy core. It's kind of
- 8:18Speaker 1: like Gormond and it's kind of like, hey, don't knock
- 8:22Speaker 1: it till you try it, which are all, you know,
- 8:24Speaker 1: not necessarily, they're not bad things, but it was just,
- 8:30Speaker 1: I don't know, it was interesting to have on in
- 8:32Speaker 1: the background. I don't know if it would if I
- 8:35Speaker 1: will watch the entire season and then other than that,
- 8:37Speaker 1: just more never stop blowing up in Scavenger's rain. Those
- 8:40Speaker 1: Scavenger's Rain made me angry last night.
- 8:42Speaker 2: So did you see the episode of Make Some Noise
- 8:45Speaker 2: that had Pete Holmes in it?
- 8:48Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, I did you know that? Like, okay, so sorry, gusher.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Burp uh oh wow, that's a terrible thing to call that.
- 9:00Speaker 1: I'm eating gushers and the.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I know, but the gusher burp sounds like like I
- 9:05Speaker 2: don't like saying I don't like saying vomit, but that's
- 9:08Speaker 2: what happened.
- 9:09Speaker 1: It sounds like the big zombies from Left four Dead.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Yeah, the yeah, the yeah, what are those called? I
- 9:17Speaker 2: can't remember now it's been too long, but yeah, I remember, but.
- 9:20Speaker 1: They're ope attack like it's a gusher burp. Yeah, okay, anyhow,
- 9:28Speaker 1: I drop Out is my number one streaming service and
- 9:32Speaker 1: I don't like everything on there. You know, you're not
- 9:35Speaker 1: gonna find a streaming service that you do, honestly, And
- 9:38Speaker 1: they have a smaller selection of stuff, but some of
- 9:40Speaker 1: their stuff just doesn't hit for me. Some of it does,
- 9:43Speaker 1: most of it does, but it is the first thing
- 9:46Speaker 1: I check every night when I'm like, what do I
- 9:48Speaker 1: want to watch? Because usually there is something that I
- 9:52Speaker 1: want to watch. So all of the stuff that I
- 9:54Speaker 1: like watching on there I have caught up on and
- 9:57Speaker 1: I've watched every episode of so now it's like, crap,
- 10:00Speaker 1: there's nothing on Dropout for me to watch tonight.
- 10:03Speaker 2: That's that's There's some YouTube channels that are like that
- 10:06Speaker 2: for me, where I'm like, I'm like subscribed to them
- 10:09Speaker 2: and I'm all caught up and like things like Red
- 10:12Speaker 2: Letter Media, which had you know, literally probably close to
- 10:17Speaker 2: one hundred videos that I had not seen when I
- 10:21Speaker 2: first discovered them. So for a long time it felt
- 10:24Speaker 2: like there was an endless supply of content. But eventually
- 10:29Speaker 2: I did watch all the episodes that have ever published
- 10:34Speaker 2: in all the various series they do, and now I'm
- 10:37Speaker 2: just waiting for new episodes of stuff to come out.
- 10:40Speaker 2: And it's fairly sporadic because they do a lot of
- 10:43Speaker 2: different things, and it can be maddening while waiting that
- 10:48Speaker 2: not to put pressure on creators because that's the worst.
- 10:51Speaker 2: You know, you create when it works. But boy, I
- 10:55Speaker 2: just I like their stuff. What's funny is that I
- 10:58Speaker 2: like I like their more recent stuff a lot more
- 11:00Speaker 2: than their earlier stuff because they have evolved as human
- 11:04Speaker 2: beings since they started.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Yeah. But to answer your question, yes, I did watch
- 11:10Speaker 1: the episode with Pete Holmes. First of all, I thought
- 11:12Speaker 1: that entire panel of Make Some Noise worked incredibly well together.
- 11:17Speaker 1: They just they were able to improv with each other seamlessly.
- 11:22Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of Pete Holmes anyhow, so it
- 11:25Speaker 1: was a delight. Yeah.
- 11:27Speaker 2: I mostly knew him from Night Court because he played
- 11:30Speaker 2: the fiance in Judge Stones fiance in Nightcurt.
- 11:35Speaker 1: So did you never watch his old like X Men
- 11:37Speaker 1: series or his old Batman series? No, which is why
- 11:41Speaker 1: he played those two characters and Make Some Noise.
- 11:44Speaker 2: I well, see, here's the other thing. I haven't seen
- 11:46Speaker 2: the episode of Make Some Noise. What I saw was
- 11:48Speaker 2: a compilation video of all the times Pete Holmes roasted
- 11:52Speaker 2: Sam Reich.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know why he did that, but
- 11:55Speaker 1: I did hear that they are very old and good friends.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Yeah, and the roasted none of it was super mean spirited.
- 12:02Speaker 2: It was all very goofy, but I laughed so hard,
- 12:06Speaker 2: and I don't want to spoil a single joke because
- 12:09Speaker 2: he delivers them so well. So that's just a recommendation
- 12:13Speaker 2: from me to at the very least find the compilation
- 12:15Speaker 2: video of Pete Holmes roasting Sam Reich because it's hilarious. Uh,
- 12:21Speaker 2: and preferably you watch the whole episode. Uh. The the comedian,
- 12:26Speaker 2: the actress, I don't remember her name, but she was.
- 12:29Speaker 2: She was in Dead Boy Detectives, so she.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Was, yeah, she was.
- 12:34Speaker 2: She was on one of the little one of the
- 12:36Speaker 2: little rude Pixie things or whatever. Yeah, So so when
- 12:41Speaker 2: I saw her on there, and I've seen I've seen
- 12:44Speaker 2: one of her entries in that particular episode, which is
- 12:48Speaker 2: you know how a male sci fi writer writes a
- 12:51Speaker 2: female character scene And it made me laugh so hard,
- 12:57Speaker 2: and so I need to watch the whole episode.
- 12:59Speaker 1: You. It is such a good there are I love
- 13:02Speaker 1: Makes Some Noise. I loved it when it started with
- 13:04Speaker 1: Brennan and Josh and Zach as the noise boys. But uh,
- 13:10Speaker 1: Caitlin Riley does a really good job of not always
- 13:14Speaker 1: hanging on what is her strength, which is doing impersonations.
- 13:18Speaker 1: She's a wonderful I would say, mostly female impressionist and
- 13:23Speaker 1: voice actor, so like she does an amazing Judy Garland
- 13:27Speaker 1: and stuff like that, you know, but she doesn't. There
- 13:30Speaker 1: are some voice actors who will come on a show
- 13:32Speaker 1: like that and they will only stick to the things
- 13:34Speaker 1: that they're really good at. And she's willing to go
- 13:36Speaker 1: off and play and she's very funny, and she listens
- 13:40Speaker 1: to her scene partners and it's just it's very good.
- 13:43Speaker 1: I loved the episode so much. I'm going to send
- 13:48Speaker 1: you links to Pete Holmes X Men's series and his
- 13:51Speaker 1: Batman sketches because they're very funny. He does fall into
- 13:54Speaker 1: some boy humor because he's were made I think in
- 13:56Speaker 1: like the early two thousands, US mid two thousands, but
- 14:00Speaker 1: they're very funny. I'm going to send them to you.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Ah well, I have to check that out. And yeah,
- 14:06Speaker 2: for me, I watched the opening night, sort of the
- 14:11Speaker 2: preview show for games Con, which is a big video
- 14:15Speaker 2: game conference that takes place in Cologne, Germany, which smells
- 14:19Speaker 2: real nice from what I understand, it's one of those
- 14:22Speaker 2: nice smelling colognes. But yeah, the the the pre show
- 14:27Speaker 2: was interesting. We'll talk a little bit about one of
- 14:31Speaker 2: the things shown off at that or a couple of
- 14:34Speaker 2: things that were shown off at that particular event, But
- 14:37Speaker 2: in general, it was just kind of interesting to see another,
- 14:41Speaker 2: you know, games conference. It covered a lot of stuff
- 14:44Speaker 2: that was not covered during the Summer Game Festival, so
- 14:47Speaker 2: that was kind of cool.
- 14:49Speaker 1: And then there's any stuff there too, because like my
- 14:51Speaker 1: friend who's doing the video game that I've talked about
- 14:52Speaker 1: on the show before, he's there right now.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there's quite a bit like it's not just
- 14:58Speaker 2: in fact, I would argue that some of the the
- 15:00Speaker 2: stuff that was really shown off wasn't the stuff from
- 15:02Speaker 2: Triple A Studios. But it was funny because Peter Mullineux
- 15:07Speaker 2: came out and talked about his upcoming game, Albion. If
- 15:12Speaker 2: you don't know who he is, he's the guy who's
- 15:14Speaker 2: behind Fable. He's also behind other games. He has a
- 15:18Speaker 2: history of making almost outlandishly ambitious promises that almost never
- 15:26Speaker 2: succeed in delivering, Like the it gets like part of
- 15:30Speaker 2: the way there, you can see, you can see where
- 15:33Speaker 2: they were going, but often the ambition is so lofty
- 15:39Speaker 2: there's just no way to get there. And so he
- 15:42Speaker 2: has a bit of a reputation for making outlandish promises.
- 15:45Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, I know, you said al Albion
- 15:48Speaker 1: I think, but I heard ambient and I'm like, is
- 15:51Speaker 1: this a video game to help you sleep? That would
- 15:54Speaker 1: be awesome?
- 15:55Speaker 2: I mean, arguably some of his games could fall into
- 15:59Speaker 2: that category. I also I also watched another episode of
- 16:03Speaker 2: Umbrella Academy. I'm only up to episode four, so I'm
- 16:07Speaker 2: not really far into the series, but I'm growing to
- 16:13Speaker 2: like it more as I watch more of it, and
- 16:16Speaker 2: characters that I found really off putting at the beginning
- 16:21Speaker 2: I'm starting to come around on because I'm starting to
- 16:23Speaker 2: understand why they are the way they are and that
- 16:26Speaker 2: helps a lot, right Like, you run a risk, I
- 16:29Speaker 2: think with any story where you introduce characters who are
- 16:32Speaker 2: not initially very likable, and you're trusting the audience to
- 16:37Speaker 2: stick around long enough to understand why they are the
- 16:39Speaker 2: way they are and that maybe they come around to
- 16:42Speaker 2: liking that character. And for me, if you don't have
- 16:46Speaker 2: at least a couple of characters that I really kind
- 16:50Speaker 2: of like, it's tough for me to stick with it.
- 16:53Speaker 2: So I'm glad I did because there was no guarantee
- 16:56Speaker 2: I could have just watched that first episode and said, well,
- 16:59Speaker 2: apart from the day sequence, this is just isn't for me.
- 17:03Speaker 2: But I'm glad I'm stuck sticking with it. I did
- 17:06Speaker 2: ask ariel Off Mike Uh during the week, like, hey,
- 17:10Speaker 2: does this show ever start to actually make sense? Like
- 17:14Speaker 2: it does as far as far as like as far
- 17:16Speaker 2: as like the grand narrative, not the individual like individual
- 17:21Speaker 2: episodes I can follow, but the whole like apocalypse time
- 17:25Speaker 2: traveled narrative is really tough for me to understand right now.
- 17:31Speaker 1: So like it is, it is bonkers, and it's it
- 17:37Speaker 1: is interesting because like, for instance, my my husband likes
- 17:41Speaker 1: the first two scenes seasons better than the third season
- 17:46Speaker 1: and then enjoyed the fourth season but thought it was
- 17:48Speaker 1: too rushed, which many people did. There was a lot
- 17:50Speaker 1: that was cut out, it was only six episodes. They
- 17:52Speaker 1: made some choices that some people didn't agree with, and
- 17:54Speaker 1: the characters didn't really get to naturally build to the
- 17:58Speaker 1: decisions they made. That being said, I still enjoyed the ride,
- 18:04Speaker 1: but but he likes the first two seasons because he
- 18:08Speaker 1: felt it was very real world with some crazy stuff
- 18:10Speaker 1: put in, and the third season was less that. And
- 18:14Speaker 1: I wonder if you're going to have a reverse feeling
- 18:16Speaker 1: because the third season will be more contained.
- 18:20Speaker 2: I can see what I can see what he's saying.
- 18:23Speaker 2: But because I mean, like, i've seen clips from later
- 18:28Speaker 2: seasons right before I ever watched the show, I saw like,
- 18:31Speaker 2: because everyone's seen the Footloose clip, I'm sure, but I
- 18:37Speaker 2: the issue I was running into was really more like,
- 18:41Speaker 2: there's clearly some sort of organization that's similar to the
- 18:45Speaker 2: tv A in MCU, right, Like there's a some sort
- 18:49Speaker 2: of agency that's there to protect timelines. But I don't
- 18:54Speaker 2: understand when that exists, Like is it outside of time entirely?
- 19:01Speaker 2: If it's not, is it in time? If it is
- 19:04Speaker 2: in time, why, like how does it exist post apocalypse?
- 19:09Speaker 2: I don't understand. So that's what I got me choked up.
- 19:13Speaker 1: I don't remember if they explain that. I feel like
- 19:16Speaker 1: they do because I was able to follow it kind of,
- 19:19Speaker 1: or maybe I just didn't question it. I don't know.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I have to go back and watch the first three
- 19:24Speaker 1: seasons again. I actually really want to, so.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna stick with it because I am. I'm
- 19:30Speaker 2: really enjoying the performances. I did just meet somebody and
- 19:33Speaker 2: I already clocked him as being like, Okay, you're a
- 19:36Speaker 2: bad guy because you're coming across as a nice guy.
- 19:39Speaker 2: Leonard like you, you seem to be a nice guy,
- 19:42Speaker 2: but you're clearly a bad guy. I'm like, you're gonna
- 19:45Speaker 2: be the bad guy. That's what that's who this And
- 19:47Speaker 2: I will bet money right now. I haven't I don't
- 19:51Speaker 2: know what's gonna happen, but I will bet money that
- 19:54Speaker 2: he ends up being the bad guy for season one.
- 19:58Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say a thing.
- 20:00Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not taking the bed, so I can tell
- 20:02Speaker 2: that I'm right, all right, so cool?
- 20:05Speaker 1: No, I no, I don't remember. I didn't just look
- 20:09Speaker 1: it up.
- 20:11Speaker 2: He's the he's the so so Victor formerly Vanya meets
- 20:18Speaker 2: Leonard and Leonyard comes across as uber nice guy who
- 20:23Speaker 2: is taking violin lessons from from Victor formally Vanya, and uh,
- 20:31Speaker 2: I was like, this guy's too nice. Like everyone in
- 20:34Speaker 2: in Victor slash Vagnya's Life dismisses them like that's their gig,
- 20:41Speaker 2: that's that's who they are. And this guy is like, no,
- 20:44Speaker 2: I'm going to actually pay attention and I'm being very
- 20:49Speaker 2: caring and supportive and I'm like, clearly this is the
- 20:51Speaker 2: bad guy because there's no way.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Because you didn't well up at it.
- 20:55Speaker 2: So obviously, I mean, I just I just have a
- 20:59Speaker 2: bad guy, not in real life, but in fiction. I've
- 21:03Speaker 2: got a bad guy detector that's incredibly well tuned.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Boy howdy, I wish that that were flippable, not for you,
- 21:10Speaker 1: but for me, because yeah, it's a lot easier to
- 21:13Speaker 1: watch a show from the outside and be like, that's
- 21:15Speaker 1: a bad guy.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, how about we get into our thirty
- 21:20Speaker 2: seconds or least. We only have four stories, so we
- 21:23Speaker 2: each get two goes at it.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Sure, I think I start, I think I start. Okay.
- 21:29Speaker 1: So this slate of shows that Disney announced for Star Wars,
- 21:33Speaker 1: there was one show that if you listen to the podcast,
- 21:36Speaker 1: you know I was clearly excited about the act, like
- 21:38Speaker 1: kind of following some Jedi stuff hundreds of years before, well,
- 21:42Speaker 1: I guess one hundred years before. The main plot line
- 21:46Speaker 1: is not getting a second season. It got decent review
- 21:49Speaker 1: from critics, but it did not get great reviews from
- 21:52Speaker 1: a lot of watchers. A Hollywood reporter says that it's
- 21:57Speaker 1: for certain things, like an LGBTQ storyline. I have some
- 22:00Speaker 1: friends who watched it who don't have issues with that
- 22:02Speaker 1: and just found it a little bit of a slog
- 22:05Speaker 1: to watch. I honestly didn't watch it because my friends
- 22:08Speaker 1: who watched it weren't super thrilled, and so it kind
- 22:11Speaker 1: of diminished my excitement about it. But it's not getting
- 22:14Speaker 1: a second season, although I know some people are trying to,
- 22:16Speaker 1: like petition it to come back.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck with that. Disney has had plenty of
- 22:22Speaker 2: petitions for lots of other stuff and ain't none of
- 22:24Speaker 2: that changed yet. But I will say that like Star Wars,
- 22:28Speaker 2: has some of the best in fandom and some of
- 22:32Speaker 2: the most toxic people in fandom, and often the toxic
- 22:36Speaker 2: toxic ones can be the loudest at times, and I
- 22:39Speaker 2: have a feeling that Like I also haven't seen the Acolyte,
- 22:42Speaker 2: I have no dog in this fight, but I suspect
- 22:46Speaker 2: that the toxic fandom played a large part and shouting
- 22:51Speaker 2: it down.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it was what caused Disney
- 22:53Speaker 1: to cancel it. I think that is just poor viewership.
- 22:57Speaker 1: But poor viewership might have been affected by.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, okay. Well. At games Come this year, two
- 23:03Speaker 2: K and Gearbox presented a teaser for Borderlands for Presumably
- 23:08Speaker 2: the original plan was that this trailer would coast on
- 23:10Speaker 2: the accolades of the Borderlands movie, but uh, that didn't
- 23:14Speaker 2: happen because no one liked the film. There are no
- 23:18Speaker 2: real details released about the game yet, and in fact,
- 23:22Speaker 2: the game's development has been kind of like the worst
- 23:25Speaker 2: kept secret in the caving industry. But yay, more Borderlands.
- 23:33Speaker 1: The game looks pretty, but it doesn't feel like a
- 23:35Speaker 1: Borderlands game from the teaser trailer.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that the teaser is even reflective
- 23:40Speaker 2: of because, like the teaser doesn't go with the cell
- 23:43Speaker 2: shaded art style that the previous games did. I cannot
- 23:46Speaker 2: imagine them getting away from that. Maybe they did, but
- 23:50Speaker 2: that just I think the teaser was just just stylized
- 23:54Speaker 2: for the purposes of the announcement.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Gotcha. Okay, Now we come to the thirty seven through
- 24:00Speaker 1: less story. I added in so we'd have more than three. Sure,
- 24:06Speaker 1: I didn't even look up her name. There is an
- 24:08Speaker 1: actress who played Edwina On Bridgerton who is now cast
- 24:11Speaker 1: in One Piece. I don't want to mispronounce her name horribly,
- 24:15Speaker 1: so I'm not going to She is going to be
- 24:17Speaker 1: playing Miss Wednesday, who I think is a good guy. Uh,
- 24:23Speaker 1: I've only I'm only half an episode into the One
- 24:25Speaker 1: Piece live action. I've been told not to start the
- 24:28Speaker 1: cartoon because it's just so much to catch up on.
- 24:32Speaker 1: But if you are a fan of either One Piece
- 24:34Speaker 1: or Bridgeritt Tend or both, this is good news for you.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Well, for a while there, we got a bunch of
- 24:39Speaker 2: oversized animal monster movies like Lake Placid. Well, one movie
- 24:44Speaker 2: the achieved could classic status for at least some people
- 24:47Speaker 2: was Anaconda, starring j Lo ice Cube, John Voight, and
- 24:52Speaker 2: Wow Owen Wilson. And now there are talks of a
- 24:55Speaker 2: new reimagined version of Ana Conda with Jack Black and
- 24:59Speaker 2: Paul run. It sounds like it's kind of a mix
- 25:02Speaker 2: between Anaconda and Tropic Thunder as a group of friends
- 25:04Speaker 2: go to the jungle to make a movie and then
- 25:06Speaker 2: hilarity in.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Sues very clever. It kind of sounds a little bit
- 25:13Speaker 1: like Hangover to me.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Yeah, like the description said, like, you know, it's these
- 25:18Speaker 2: four friends who have this favorite film of theirs, and
- 25:22Speaker 2: they're going through various midlife crises, so they all decide
- 25:26Speaker 2: that they're gonna pop on down to the local jungle
- 25:29Speaker 2: and recreate the movie. So I'm wondering if it's going
- 25:32Speaker 2: to be like meta where they're trying to remake the
- 25:36Speaker 2: actual Anaconda film.
- 25:38Speaker 1: I sure hope. So look, I didn't watch the original,
- 25:41Speaker 1: but this has actually, like it's it has peaked my interest.
- 25:45Speaker 2: I'll say this, the original Anaconda is gloriously entertaining, but
- 25:53Speaker 2: not never once in the way that it was intended
- 25:56Speaker 2: to be. Gotcha, at least in my opinion. Okay, well,
- 26:02Speaker 2: now let's just talk about like a whole bunch of
- 26:04Speaker 2: trailers and stuff. And first up, we got a trailer
- 26:09Speaker 2: for a weird looking kind of freaky comedy called Frankie
- 26:15Speaker 2: Freak Go, and it made me think of like if
- 26:18Speaker 2: you were to mix Goolies with like cool World.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're using like the very gooley style or
- 26:31Speaker 1: garbage pail kids style puppets. Yeah, which is such such
- 26:37Speaker 1: a weird throwback thing to go to.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and I mean I think it follows in
- 26:43Speaker 2: line with all the other stuff we're seeing that's playing
- 26:46Speaker 2: on nostalgic elements, right, I mean, the fact that Ana
- 26:49Speaker 2: Kona's being remade falls into that too.
- 26:52Speaker 1: I would never have thought of Anaconda as nostalgic well again,
- 26:56Speaker 1: like I always just think, Okay, the people who are
- 26:59Speaker 1: now in charge of green lighting movies are ones who
- 27:03Speaker 1: were coming of age in like the seventies, eighties, and nineties,
- 27:07Speaker 1: So that means that the stuff they feel nostalgic for
- 27:10Speaker 1: is material from those eras, and that's why.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Stuff like that gets greenlit. Plus, there's just this belief
- 27:17Speaker 2: that anything with existing IP is going to have a
- 27:20Speaker 2: built in audience. In this case, we're talking I don't
- 27:22Speaker 2: think this is an existing IP. If it is, I'm
- 27:24Speaker 2: not aware of it. But the story is this, there's
- 27:28Speaker 2: this after hours like call in line and boy howdy,
- 27:33Speaker 2: that's a callback. I don't think I've heard of one
- 27:35Speaker 2: of those in a long time. Yeah, but yeah, it's
- 27:39Speaker 2: one of those for the sexy schmecksy times. And anyway,
- 27:43Speaker 2: in this case, like a guy calls it and then
- 27:46Speaker 2: essentially invites this sort of freakish supernatural creature into his life,
- 27:52Speaker 2: and then he gets sucked into their world, which is
- 27:55Speaker 2: why I said it's kind of like cool world because
- 27:57Speaker 2: it's you know, a human going into a non human environment.
- 28:02Speaker 2: I don't know how else to describe it. It was
- 28:04Speaker 2: a weird trailer.
- 28:06Speaker 1: That's that's a perfect way to describe it. It's very weird.
- 28:08Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be.
- 28:10Speaker 2: For me, Yeah, I don't. I don't think this one's
- 28:13Speaker 2: for me either. Like, it's not that I object to
- 28:19Speaker 2: juvenile humor necessarily, but it needs to feel like the
- 28:23Speaker 2: people behind it are at least being clever, and maybe
- 28:27Speaker 2: they are. But the bits I saw on this nothing Like.
- 28:30Speaker 2: I thought that the visuals were really interesting. I thought
- 28:32Speaker 2: the production value in the trailer was really interesting, and
- 28:37Speaker 2: I do love puppetry and stuff, but I.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Wouldn't even say this is good puppetry.
- 28:42Speaker 2: No, No, it's I thought it was really imaginative, but
- 28:47Speaker 2: that's not enough. Like there's stuff that I have kind
- 28:50Speaker 2: of a soft spot for that I think of as
- 28:53Speaker 2: being really imaginative, but not necessarily the best story. This
- 28:58Speaker 2: didn't feel like that fell.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Into that kin No, No, Although I did find the
- 29:03Speaker 1: main protagonist in the trailer to be decently likable, Yeah,
- 29:08Speaker 1: I don't know much about him, but Underdog.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Well, our next trailer is one where we don't have
- 29:14Speaker 2: a lot to say about it. That's only because nobody does.
- 29:18Speaker 2: That trailer is Azrael. And the reason I say nobody
- 29:21Speaker 2: has anything to say about is because it's set in
- 29:23Speaker 2: the world where nobody talks.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Is that like, actually true or just nobody talked in
- 29:29Speaker 1: the trailer?
- 29:29Speaker 2: It's actually true. I looked it up because I was
- 29:32Speaker 2: wondering if it was literally a trailer that just avoided
- 29:35Speaker 2: all dialogue. But no, So it's set post rapture. So
- 29:40Speaker 2: these are people who have been to borrow a phrase
- 29:43Speaker 2: left behind and apparently in this version of the post
- 29:49Speaker 2: rapture world, people no longer have the ability to speak,
- 29:53Speaker 2: So there's no speaking in the film for what I
- 29:55Speaker 2: can tell, and a heroin named so Marrow Weaving. No,
- 30:01Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's the actress ends up being being like
- 30:05Speaker 2: she's it looks like she's called upon to be sacrificed,
- 30:08Speaker 2: but she escapes and so then the rest of the
- 30:11Speaker 2: movie is her trying to evade capture. From what I
- 30:14Speaker 2: could tell m that is.
- 30:17Speaker 1: So it's interesting because it did look like it's probably
- 30:19Speaker 1: too scary for me. But not talking is that's that's
- 30:27Speaker 1: a hard acting job.
- 30:29Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, how do you how do you convey
- 30:32Speaker 2: things in a way that are clear without it being
- 30:36Speaker 2: over the top, right, Like, how do you how do
- 30:39Speaker 2: you make sure that people understand besides the fact of
- 30:42Speaker 2: just oh no, they want to hurt me. I need
- 30:46Speaker 2: to get away, Like there's only so much you can
- 30:49Speaker 2: watch of that unless you're George Miller, in which case
- 30:52Speaker 2: you can make a two hour movie about it.
- 30:54Speaker 1: I mean, or you know, Toy Story one, So that's
- 30:58Speaker 1: I need to get back. But I mean, actors in
- 31:03Speaker 1: general are hired for what they don't say, for the
- 31:05Speaker 1: thoughts between the lines and the reactions. Like lines are good,
- 31:09Speaker 1: but it's it's those other moments. It's the reactions that
- 31:12Speaker 1: really sell. So I mean from that standpoint, I guess
- 31:16Speaker 1: you know it's the job, but yeah, they're it must
- 31:20Speaker 1: be really challenging to come up with all of your
- 31:23Speaker 1: backstory and something like that.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I I'll be honest, like I love horror movies.
- 31:31Speaker 2: I love thriller movies. You do. Yeah, I don't know
- 31:34Speaker 2: if it comes across, but I really do love them.
- 31:36Speaker 2: But this one was not like maybe maybe it's just
- 31:40Speaker 2: the trailer. Maybe a new trailer would make me feel
- 31:43Speaker 2: differently about it. I think part of the problem is
- 31:48Speaker 2: that I feel like Kirk Cameron made the definitive post
- 31:51Speaker 2: rapture movie.
- 31:52Speaker 1: So, I mean, HBO did the left I think you're
- 31:57Speaker 1: joking there, but I can't tell because he.
- 31:59Speaker 2: Did maybe a little bit. It was so bad, Aeriel,
- 32:04Speaker 2: it was so bad.
- 32:05Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. That's probably a surprise to you,
- 32:08Speaker 1: But I didn't watch it.
- 32:10Speaker 2: I've surprised to you that I did that.
- 32:13Speaker 1: It is.
- 32:15Speaker 2: HBO.
- 32:16Speaker 1: HBO also made The Leftovers, which is similar, but people
- 32:19Speaker 1: definitely talked at Matt.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Yeah. So I mean, I guess we'll have to wait
- 32:24Speaker 2: and see if there are any other trailers to at
- 32:27Speaker 2: least get me interested. I don't think this is for you, Ariel,
- 32:30Speaker 2: even if, like in the next one, everyone's spouting off Shakespeare,
- 32:33Speaker 2: this does not look like it's an aerial style movie.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Probably not one and more on the fence About is
- 32:40Speaker 1: a movie that I didn't know about until Jonathan posted
- 32:43Speaker 1: the link called the Radley's.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that feel good family of vampires movie that
- 32:49Speaker 2: we've all been calling out for. No, no, this is
- 32:53Speaker 2: a this is like, this is like suburban family of vampires.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Oh, Dark Shadows.
- 33:00Speaker 2: That wasn't a family. That wasn't a suburban family of vampires.
- 33:04Speaker 2: That was one vampire who was wakened up and then
- 33:08Speaker 2: ends up. If you're talking about the movie version played
- 33:12Speaker 2: by Johnny Depp, who then goes on who then goes
- 33:17Speaker 2: on to have sexy schpeccy times that by wrecking an
- 33:20Speaker 2: entire room.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I didn't actually watch the movie.
- 33:24Speaker 2: It's not good.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Yeah, so apparently it's a it's a family of vampires.
- 33:28Speaker 1: And I don't think the mom and dad necessarily tell
- 33:31Speaker 1: the kids because they've chosen sobriety, as they call it
- 33:36Speaker 1: in the trailer, to not drink blood. But you know,
- 33:40Speaker 1: if you don't know something's a problem, you can't address
- 33:42Speaker 1: it or watch out for it. So that's what happens.
- 33:45Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be the moral of the story, is that,
- 33:48Speaker 2: you know, you need to Families need to talk about
- 33:50Speaker 2: these sorts of things so that they can they can
- 33:55Speaker 2: support one another and tackle the problems together, as opposed
- 33:58Speaker 2: to just trying to suppress it and pretend it'll go away.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Yeah. Like the trailer didn't look bad. It didn't look
- 34:05Speaker 1: quite as that kind of log line feels like it
- 34:09Speaker 1: should be a comedy to me, and it didn't. It
- 34:14Speaker 1: didn't choose whether to It didn't choose even if it
- 34:18Speaker 1: wanted to be a drama dy in.
- 34:19Speaker 2: The trailer, I agree, I agree, I think that the
- 34:22Speaker 2: tone is really confusing, Like I could not get a
- 34:25Speaker 2: read on is this a horror comedy? Is it a
- 34:29Speaker 2: horror with just some comedic elements, but it's not an
- 34:32Speaker 2: outright horror comedy? Yeah, because like I wish they had
- 34:37Speaker 2: gone more Sean of the Dead in that direction. For
- 34:42Speaker 2: if they're going to do a horror comedy, If you're
- 34:44Speaker 2: going to do a horror with just some comedic elements,
- 34:46Speaker 2: that's possible. I mean, some of my favorite horror movies
- 34:49Speaker 2: have little moments of comedy that are fantastic, that really
- 34:53Speaker 2: stand out. But this premise, by itself is screaming high
- 34:58Speaker 2: concept horror comedy. Yeah.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of a high concept but with more of
- 35:04Speaker 1: a general feel of how it's going to go. We
- 35:07Speaker 1: also got a trailer for a movie called Omni.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Loop Yeah, which it starts off feeling like a like
- 35:14Speaker 2: the trailer's just for like a mainstream drama.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I know when I shared it with you, you thought, you're, like,
- 35:22Speaker 1: I was afraid this is going to be Groundhog's Day,
- 35:24Speaker 1: but it doesn't actually look like that.
- 35:25Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean it Well, when it first starts,
- 35:28Speaker 2: I didn't even know it was going to have like
- 35:30Speaker 2: the groundhog Day element to it, where you have a
- 35:33Speaker 2: character who is reliving the same time span over and
- 35:37Speaker 2: over again. In this case, it's a week like five days,
- 35:42Speaker 2: and the main character is a woman who has been
- 35:46Speaker 2: diagnosed with a black hole.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, growing inside of her body and.
- 35:55Speaker 2: That it's going to kill her in five days, And
- 35:58Speaker 2: when she takes this pill at the into five days,
- 36:01Speaker 2: it makes her go back to the beginning of that
- 36:04Speaker 2: five day period and she relives it. So there are
- 36:08Speaker 2: elements like there are scenes in that trailer where you're like,
- 36:11Speaker 2: this scene feels like it's lifted directly from Groundhog Day,
- 36:15Speaker 2: where she's predicting the next thing that's going to happen
- 36:19Speaker 2: as proof that she has lived through this numerous times.
- 36:23Speaker 2: But it has a totally different tone. It feels much
- 36:28Speaker 2: more drama oriented, whereas obviously groundhog Day was a comedy.
- 36:33Speaker 1: It actually feels like it's going to have a decent
- 36:35Speaker 1: amount of heart in there too, like fairly touching.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's the fact that it's a science
- 36:42Speaker 2: fiction film. It I mean, I really wish it didn't
- 36:46Speaker 2: tread similar ground to groundhog Day, simply because we have
- 36:51Speaker 2: seen other variations on groundhog Day in the not too
- 36:56Speaker 2: distant past. I mean the Happy Death Day would be
- 36:59Speaker 2: the the examples I think of those two movies both
- 37:03Speaker 2: had that. It's so much so that the characters in
- 37:06Speaker 2: the movie comment on it. They hang a lampshade on
- 37:11Speaker 2: the fact that they are using the same general premise
- 37:15Speaker 2: as Groundhog Day. So I kind of wish it had
- 37:18Speaker 2: a different like thing to loop everything around. But at
- 37:24Speaker 2: the same time, it's not like I have a better idea.
- 37:27Speaker 2: It's just I worry that it's going to inevitably just
- 37:30Speaker 2: get compared endlessly to Groundhog.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Day or die nse repeat or Day Sorry, that's Day
- 37:36Speaker 1: after Tomorrow. I don't know why I glommed onto the
- 37:40Speaker 1: new name for it or the the tom Cruise one. Right, yeah, yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 1: Because in this story, at least according to the synopsis
- 37:49Speaker 1: because I haven't watched yet, the woman with the black
- 37:53Speaker 1: Hole meets a student who tries helps tries to help
- 37:58Speaker 1: save her life and also figure out time travel, played
- 38:01Speaker 1: by ao at A Bari. Iowa I can say her
- 38:05Speaker 1: name usually I think I need more coffee. Io at
- 38:08Speaker 1: a Bari and Chris Watowski's also in it, and they're
- 38:12Speaker 1: both in the Bear, so that makes me happy. So
- 38:16Speaker 1: so yeah, from that standpoint, like half Groundhog daycares are
- 38:19Speaker 1: reliving half day after tomorrow because you've got a scientist
- 38:22Speaker 1: trying to help fix it.
- 38:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's this one looks interesting. I'll probably
- 38:31Speaker 2: wait for it to come to streaming. If I'm being honest,
- 38:33Speaker 2: I don't think this is a make the trip to
- 38:36Speaker 2: the movie theater film for me. Same same, but what
- 38:40Speaker 2: about Secret Level? Okay, that's not a movie.
- 38:44Speaker 1: I'm definitely not going to the theater for that. I
- 38:46Speaker 1: don't think it's going to be there.
- 38:47Speaker 2: So this was also shown off at Games Calm, but
- 38:51Speaker 2: Secret Level is an anthology series where the anthology is
- 38:57Speaker 2: stories that are inspired by our Bay based on video games,
- 39:01Speaker 2: specific video games.
- 39:04Speaker 1: It looks interesting, it looks beautiful. I I am, it's
- 39:10Speaker 1: by the it's by the same team who did uh
- 39:13Speaker 1: do Robots dream of or Electric Sheep?
- 39:15Speaker 2: Then it show uh the Love and Robots One?
- 39:21Speaker 1: Sorry I was wrong. Yeah, Love and Robots one, which
- 39:24Speaker 1: is a Netflix show, isn't it?
- 39:25Speaker 2: Yeah I believe so? Yes, Okay, yeah, uh.
- 39:29Speaker 1: The.
- 39:32Speaker 2: It's it's one of those. It's an animated series. But yeah, Love,
- 39:35Speaker 2: Death and Robots. I knew I was leaving something out.
- 39:38Speaker 2: It's like, it's like Live Prey Love, But I've watched.
- 39:41Speaker 1: The trailer four times. I don't want to know why
- 39:43Speaker 1: my brain keeps transposing it into a different anthology series.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're going, you're going like Philip K. Dick.
- 39:48Speaker 2: But yeah, Love, Love, Death and Robots. But yeah, it's
- 39:51Speaker 2: it's an animated anthology series with different styles of animation
- 39:55Speaker 2: for each entry, and it's about different game properties. So
- 40:00Speaker 2: like there's one that's apparently going to be based on
- 40:04Speaker 2: or inspired by, Spilunky, one from pac Man, one from
- 40:08Speaker 2: Mega Man. Uh, there's some one for Lesser one for
- 40:14Speaker 2: Armored Corps. There's there's some lesser known titles in there.
- 40:18Speaker 2: It's not like it's all like Triple A or famous titles.
- 40:23Speaker 2: I'm deeply saddened that Stardu Valley isn't in there.
- 40:27Speaker 1: That's for season two, Jonathan, you can't you can't do
- 40:30Speaker 1: it all in season one.
- 40:31Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's definitely looks interesting. I'll probably check this
- 40:37Speaker 2: out because I'm very curious as to what stories do
- 40:42Speaker 2: they tell, because we know there's the challenge of doing
- 40:47Speaker 2: like a video game adaptation to a different medium, because
- 40:51Speaker 2: when you're playing a video game, you get to be
- 40:52Speaker 2: the one to make all the decisions, which I think
- 40:55Speaker 2: is part of what makes video games so interesting, and
- 40:58Speaker 2: that it's less interesting when you're just watching detached as
- 41:01Speaker 2: an observer. H So I'm curious to see how they
- 41:07Speaker 2: pull it off.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Me too. I also, you know it. I hope that
- 41:15Speaker 1: I have one worry about this, which is that the
- 41:19Speaker 1: stories they tell because I'm not going to be familiar
- 41:21Speaker 1: with all of the game properties in the anthology series.
- 41:24Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna watch it. There's enough that I am
- 41:26Speaker 1: familiar with, but even those like I'm not deep into
- 41:29Speaker 1: most video unless it's Mass Effect, I'm not deep into
- 41:32Speaker 1: video game more. And uh, they it could be hard.
- 41:40Speaker 1: It could be a hard entry point for people if
- 41:42Speaker 1: either they assume that people know enough about whatever video
- 41:45Speaker 1: game the particular episode is dealing on, or if they
- 41:49Speaker 1: try to explain too much about the particular episode for
- 41:52Speaker 1: everybody who doesn't know. So I really hope they find
- 41:55Speaker 1: a good balance there.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. Next up, we've got our trailer for
- 42:01Speaker 2: Y two K, which I referenced earlier in this episode,
- 42:05Speaker 2: and my note on it was Maximum Overdrive but funny.
- 42:10Speaker 2: So if you don't know what maximum overdrive is. It's
- 42:13Speaker 2: a good chance a lot of you out there don't.
- 42:15Speaker 2: It was a horror movie with Emilio Estevez play the
- 42:18Speaker 2: main character, based off a screenplay by Stephen King and
- 42:23Speaker 2: or a story by Stephen King. And it's one where
- 42:26Speaker 2: there's like this big electrical storm and then all electronics
- 42:30Speaker 2: essentially become sentient and start to try and kill humans.
- 42:34Speaker 2: The famous machine in that movie was a semi truck
- 42:39Speaker 2: with an enormous green goblin face on the front of
- 42:43Speaker 2: the semi truck. So if you've ever seen that, that's
- 42:45Speaker 2: what that movie is. Anyway. Why two K. It's about
- 42:49Speaker 2: a bunch of kids who go to a party in
- 42:52Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine as the year two thousand is coming
- 42:55Speaker 2: across and unlike the real world, when that happens, Y
- 43:00Speaker 2: two K is a real thing and all like little
- 43:03Speaker 2: electronics gain sentience and decide to try and kill people.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Yeah. So if you aren't familiar with Y two K,
- 43:09Speaker 1: because some of you may not be. Yeah, people were
- 43:13Speaker 1: worried that when the year changed from nineteen ninety nine
- 43:16Speaker 1: to two thousand that all of our computer systems would
- 43:19Speaker 1: crash because they didn't they weren't built right to handle
- 43:22Speaker 1: that change.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Yeah, so technically to explain true, to explain the dates,
- 43:28Speaker 2: the dates, and various pieces of software and code. When
- 43:33Speaker 2: people were first starting to create it, they were trying
- 43:36Speaker 2: to conserve space, and so they just wrote years as
- 43:40Speaker 2: two digit dates, So like seventy eight, seventy nine. That's
- 43:45Speaker 2: fine until you get to ninety nine. But if the
- 43:49Speaker 2: machines all are adding dates by just making the increment
- 43:52Speaker 2: go up by one, and they can't add a third
- 43:55Speaker 2: digit to the number, when it gets to ninety nine,
- 43:58Speaker 2: it then switches to zero zero. So the fear was
- 44:03Speaker 2: all these pieces of software we're going to suddenly assume
- 44:06Speaker 2: that the year was nineteen hundred and that things would
- 44:10Speaker 2: break down as a result. And so this film takes
- 44:14Speaker 2: that fear and turns it into one if everything gained
- 44:18Speaker 2: sentience and wanted to kill you, includings like somehow a
- 44:22Speaker 2: Tamagatchi gets attached to like a robot with a drill.
- 44:28Speaker 2: You've got Tamagotchi coming after.
- 44:30Speaker 1: You, Like it's the bad kid from Toy Story right,
- 44:34Speaker 1: Like they're all at his house.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Sid.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Yeah, sid Is is the main character named Sid. Now
- 44:39Speaker 1: I really need to know.
- 44:41Speaker 2: I'm curious about this because it looks it looks so cheesy.
- 44:46Speaker 2: I it's such a ridiculous premise, But then so was
- 44:48Speaker 2: Maximum Overdrive. And this looks like it's a teen friendly
- 44:52Speaker 2: version of Maximum Overdrive. So I'm I'm I am intrigued
- 44:58Speaker 2: because it's so dumb, it's got my attention.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it also has a like Kyle Mooney helped make it,
- 45:07Speaker 1: and he's from SNL. He's also in it, and it
- 45:10Speaker 1: very much feels his style of humor to me.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Yeah, so this definitely falls into that sci fi horror
- 45:16Speaker 2: comedy yeah kind of genre. Like the comedy is there
- 45:20Speaker 2: and there's all it's undeniable comedy is also there. For
- 45:25Speaker 2: our next one, the aforementioned Hit Pig that Ariel was
- 45:29Speaker 2: casting aspersions upon earlier.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Is there comedy in that Hit Pig?
- 45:35Speaker 2: Yes, Hit Pig's the cartoon. Are you thinking about something else?
- 45:40Speaker 1: No? I I just didn't find that. The trailer didn't
- 45:44Speaker 1: grab me.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Okay, way, So so missing Elephant Pig bounty hunter has
- 45:55Speaker 2: to go and find the elephant, finds out the elephant
- 45:59Speaker 2: is actually from captivity.
- 46:02Speaker 1: From from the Lord of the Dance.
- 46:05Speaker 2: You saw no comedy in this? Did you think it
- 46:08Speaker 2: was a drama?
- 46:09Speaker 1: Okay, remember how I talked about Delicious in Dungeon where
- 46:12Speaker 1: there was comedy, and I'm like, oh, that's a joke.
- 46:15Speaker 2: So you recognize as comedy. You just didn't find it funny.
- 46:19Speaker 1: It it's also a kid's movie. It is very obviously
- 46:23Speaker 1: a kid's movie with adult humor in there. It does.
- 46:26Speaker 1: It does look cute. There is a there is a
- 46:29Speaker 1: human character in there who is not the villain. And
- 46:33Speaker 1: at first when I saw them, I thought that this
- 46:36Speaker 1: was maybe a spin off from the Miraculous series with
- 46:42Speaker 1: Ladybug and all that, but it's I don't think it is.
- 46:46Speaker 2: No, this is this is created I mentioned earlier by
- 46:49Speaker 2: Berkeley Breathd who created the comic strip bloom County many
- 46:55Speaker 2: many many years ago. And yeah, it looks cute to me.
- 47:01Speaker 2: It does look like you know, it's a kid's film.
- 47:03Speaker 2: But was it Jason Sedeikaz who voices the pig. The pig, Yeah,
- 47:08Speaker 2: and he's he's supposed to. He's hired to go after
- 47:13Speaker 2: a lost elephant. But it turns out that the the
- 47:18Speaker 2: guy who hired hit Pig had captured this elephant and
- 47:23Speaker 2: was holding it against its will. So the plot thickens
- 47:27Speaker 2: and then the pig has to question what's more important
- 47:30Speaker 2: to him the money, the payoff, or be doing what
- 47:36Speaker 2: is right?
- 47:38Speaker 1: You know, you know what it might be. What might
- 47:42Speaker 1: have have made it not hit for me because I
- 47:44Speaker 1: like a lot of computer animated movies. Is its animal
- 47:50Speaker 1: engangement is the wrong word, but the story of an
- 47:54Speaker 1: elephant being kidnapped kind of breaks my heart a little bit.
- 47:59Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I understand that, Like I mean, you know,
- 48:02Speaker 2: you being able to compartmentalize and just look at this
- 48:06Speaker 2: movie as a movie on its own, that's one thing.
- 48:09Speaker 2: But when you sit there and think, hey, that's what
- 48:12Speaker 2: circuses did for decades, it does get real heavy.
- 48:19Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It is also interesting that it's by the
- 48:24Speaker 1: guy who did bloom County, because one, the art style
- 48:26Speaker 1: looks a little different to me. Bloom County County has
- 48:29Speaker 1: a very like has a rougher art style, sure, I
- 48:33Speaker 1: would say. And then also bloom County is, from what
- 48:36Speaker 1: I recall, not kid friendly.
- 48:39Speaker 2: It wasn't terrible. I actually fell in love with bloom
- 48:42Speaker 2: County when I was a kid, But then I grew
- 48:45Speaker 2: up in the eighties and we had a different set
- 48:48Speaker 2: of expectations for what was comedy back then, and what
- 48:52Speaker 2: was appropriate for kids. I mean, like I grew up
- 48:55Speaker 2: before there was a PG thirteen rating, so I remember
- 48:58Speaker 2: PG movies when they had like nudity and swearing and
- 49:02Speaker 2: stuff in them.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So, I mean the movie looks cute. I'm
- 49:06Speaker 1: sure it'll be fine. I just think that I'm taking
- 49:09Speaker 1: on Jonathan's roll of Cranky this week.
- 49:11Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair. Also, I don't think there's nearly
- 49:14Speaker 2: enough nudity or swearing in it. So moving on, we
- 49:17Speaker 2: got we got not not even really a teaser, but
- 49:21Speaker 2: a title reveal from Laika Studios. So. Laika is the
- 49:26Speaker 2: production company that did Coraline. They did Kubo in the
- 49:31Speaker 2: Two Strings, like they do all this stop motion animation. Beautiful,
- 49:37Speaker 2: amazing work like their films. I mean not just from
- 49:41Speaker 2: a technical level. Their films are great, but specifically from
- 49:45Speaker 2: a technical level, they are breath taking. And we got
- 49:48Speaker 2: a title reveal for their next project, which is going
- 49:51Speaker 2: to be called Wildwood.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Yeah it's not it's not a direct like sequel to
- 49:56Speaker 1: Coraline or anything like that though.
- 49:58Speaker 2: Correct, No, no, it's not. Well, yeah, all of their
- 50:01Speaker 2: projects have been like independent stories, right, they are not
- 50:05Speaker 2: connected to each other like Kubo and the Two Strings
- 50:07Speaker 2: is not set in the Coraline universe, and if you
- 50:11Speaker 2: haven't seen Kubo in the Two Strings, I highly recommend it.
- 50:14Speaker 2: I saw it in the theater, and I'm glad I
- 50:17Speaker 2: did because it was like it was one of those
- 50:19Speaker 2: movies that deserved to have a much wider screening than
- 50:24Speaker 2: it did. But it just you know, it was one
- 50:26Speaker 2: of those that, like the fans who went loved it,
- 50:29Speaker 2: but it didn't really it didn't really grow beyond that
- 50:32Speaker 2: initial group of viewers. It did, like Garner an Academy
- 50:37Speaker 2: Award nomination, but yeah, so anyway, like it does great work.
- 50:42Speaker 2: So I'm excited to see more about this movie as
- 50:46Speaker 2: we get closer to release.
- 50:47Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks pretty good. It looks a little scary.
- 50:51Speaker 1: I haven't seen Kubo in in Kuba.
- 50:53Speaker 2: And the Cubo Cubo and the Two Strings and the
- 50:56Speaker 2: Two Strings.
- 50:57Speaker 1: I wanted to when it was in theaters and I
- 50:58Speaker 1: didn't get to, and I still want to watch it.
- 51:00Speaker 1: But it's one of those ones that keeps just falling
- 51:02Speaker 1: off the list and then getting added back to the bottom.
- 51:04Speaker 2: Totally. Yeah, I have so many properties that are on
- 51:07Speaker 2: my list. I cannot cast aspersions. I will say it
- 51:11Speaker 2: is worth your time. So if it ever gets on
- 51:13Speaker 2: that list again and you're like, no, today's day, I
- 51:16Speaker 2: think you're gonna enjoy it. You're not gonna regret it.
- 51:19Speaker 1: I think so too. I also do think I'm going
- 51:21Speaker 1: to enjoy Lord of the Rings the War of the Rohrum.
- 51:25Speaker 2: Yeah, another animated film. This is done in sort of
- 51:30Speaker 2: a Japanese animation or anime style and directed by a
- 51:36Speaker 2: Japanese director and produced by Peter Jackson. So it's an
- 51:41Speaker 2: animated film that is taking place before the events of
- 51:46Speaker 2: the Lord of the Rings, where we get to see
- 51:50Speaker 2: Helm hammer hand and how he got that name and
- 51:53Speaker 2: his daughter. So this is based off a story that
- 51:57Speaker 2: actually appears in Tolkien, but it involves a character who
- 52:03Speaker 2: previously in the Tolkien version is unnamed. Why because she
- 52:07Speaker 2: has the temerity to be a woman, and Tolkien was
- 52:11Speaker 2: Tolkien was not super detailed about women in his stories.
- 52:15Speaker 2: They didn't play a huge part in his tales. Even
- 52:19Speaker 2: the ones that do appear, with the possible exception of Gladriel,
- 52:23Speaker 2: they don't have much to do. So uh, and maybe.
- 52:30Speaker 1: I would say had decent screen time at.
- 52:32Speaker 2: Least, sure but our but Rowin's screen time was completely
- 52:37Speaker 2: invented because that's not that's not how she appears in
- 52:40Speaker 2: the original novels. Arwin does not show up at Helms Deep.
- 52:44Speaker 2: She does. She is not the elf who rescues Frodo
- 52:48Speaker 2: when they're they're escaping the Ring Race. Like, they gave
- 52:52Speaker 2: Arwin a lot more to do. Not that I'm saying
- 52:54Speaker 2: that's a bad thing. I'm just saying that was a
- 52:56Speaker 2: difference from the Tolkien But yeah, That's one thing that
- 52:59Speaker 2: I think is going to be interesting about this is
- 53:00Speaker 2: because this version of the story gives first of all,
- 53:04Speaker 2: it gives helm Hammerhan's daughter a name, thank goodness, it's Harrah,
- 53:09Speaker 2: and gives her the the the burden of the She's
- 53:14Speaker 2: the protagonist of this story. I think, like you, Ariel,
- 53:20Speaker 2: I think it looks really good. I think it looks
- 53:22Speaker 2: like a it's gonna be a thrilling story. I maybe
- 53:27Speaker 2: it's too early for me to even think like this,
- 53:29Speaker 2: but I worry about the quote unquote true fans being
- 53:33Speaker 2: real butt faces, about the fact that that they gave
- 53:38Speaker 2: this this role to a character who was unnamed in
- 53:41Speaker 2: Tolkien's work.
- 53:43Speaker 1: I think if they're being butt heads about it, then
- 53:45Speaker 1: they are not true, actual true fans, because you and
- 53:48Speaker 1: I we are.
- 53:50Speaker 2: I mean, I have a tattoo, a Lord of the
- 53:53Speaker 2: Rings tattoo.
- 53:55Speaker 1: And before anyone questions my motivation, my I don't think
- 53:59Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like it because I want to coseplay.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Every single thing that Harah is shown wearing in the
- 54:04Speaker 1: trailer has nothing to do with it. I think it's
- 54:07Speaker 1: gonna be a good series.
- 54:08Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it looks I think it. I think it
- 54:10Speaker 2: looks really good too. I'm I like how you're just like, Okay,
- 54:15Speaker 2: whatever this thing is, I think it'll be a good
- 54:17Speaker 2: one of those.
- 54:19Speaker 1: It looks like it's gonna be a good story and
- 54:20Speaker 1: a fun watch. How's that?
- 54:22Speaker 2: There? You go? Yeah, I am looking forward to it,
- 54:24Speaker 2: which is funny because like I have had no desire
- 54:28Speaker 2: to watch Rings of Power. Not no aspersions on the
- 54:32Speaker 2: people who work on that show, nothing like that. It
- 54:36Speaker 2: just hasn't interested me, Like the stuff I've seen just
- 54:40Speaker 2: hasn't grabbed me. Maybe I'll get around to it, because
- 54:45Speaker 2: who knows, maybe I will love it.
- 54:47Speaker 1: But much New Girl first, Finnish Umbrella Academy first.
- 54:51Speaker 2: How many elves are a new Girl? I guess I
- 54:54Speaker 2: guess the one because she was an elf.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Yeah, Zoey Deschanel has energy of like an entire workshop
- 55:03Speaker 1: of santaz El's.
- 55:07Speaker 2: You're selling it for me.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Look what, No, I like New Girl. Give it a
- 55:13Speaker 1: couple of episodes. Like anything else, you have to grow
- 55:15Speaker 1: to know the characters. But and it's a sycom. Sitcoms
- 55:18Speaker 1: rarely have like an amazing first episode because the setup
- 55:22Speaker 1: is heavy handed.
- 55:22Speaker 2: Usually okay, but if there's like a time travel authority
- 55:26Speaker 2: a New Girl, I am going to pull the plug.
- 55:29Speaker 1: There is not. But but I have watched Rings of Power.
- 55:34Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay, that's okay. That's all I can say. Like,
- 55:41Speaker 1: I wanted to be super drawn in. I wanted to
- 55:43Speaker 1: super like the characters. It's not that the characters are
- 55:45Speaker 1: unlikable or bad. It's just there are a couple characters
- 55:47Speaker 1: I actually very much like. But as an overall story,
- 55:52Speaker 1: it just felt a little slow and just didn't And
- 55:56Speaker 1: I watched the entire first season except for the last episode,
- 55:58Speaker 1: but I know what happened in it. It just didn't
- 56:01Speaker 1: grab me.
- 56:02Speaker 2: Well. This definitely looks like it's more along the lines
- 56:06Speaker 2: of grabbing me. I actually wouldn't mind seeing more animated
- 56:12Speaker 2: projects built around the Middle Earth world, especially if they
- 56:18Speaker 2: were to explore stories that Tolkien has told in various forms.
- 56:24Speaker 2: I think it's an enchanting way of doing that, and
- 56:27Speaker 2: it helps get around some of the issues I've had
- 56:31Speaker 2: with some of the live action stuff. I'm mostly thinking
- 56:33Speaker 2: about how much I hated the forty eight frames per
- 56:36Speaker 2: second high frame rate stuff that Peter Jackson did with
- 56:40Speaker 2: the Hobbit. I really didn't like that.
- 56:44Speaker 1: Yeah, same, same, I will say rings of power. Like
- 56:47Speaker 1: looking at the pre Hobbits, watching their stories is fun,
- 56:51Speaker 1: and then there's one of them sings a really nice
- 56:53Speaker 1: song that I very much like, So that's good.
- 56:57Speaker 2: I like to call them probits the pre Hobbits as
- 57:01Speaker 2: I knock over things in my in my studio.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Yeah. But they also give you really good gut health.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you have to take a lot of probits
- 57:09Speaker 2: in order to make sure you stay regular. Okay, So
- 57:12Speaker 2: uh here here was a story that I thought was
- 57:15Speaker 2: interesting because it was a story that unfolded itself to
- 57:19Speaker 2: me gradually. And that is First of all, we got
- 57:24Speaker 2: a trailer for the theatrical release of Megapolis Megalopolis. That's
- 57:30Speaker 2: the Francis Sport Coppola movie he he self funded like
- 57:33Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty million dollars to make with Adam
- 57:36Speaker 2: Driver in the Leagues Megal Megal, snuffle up Agus, snuffle
- 57:41Speaker 2: up Agus.
- 57:42Speaker 1: Uh.
- 57:43Speaker 2: I watch, yeah, especially if it was like in the
- 57:46Speaker 2: Francis sport Copola style Adam Driver plays the main character.
- 57:51Speaker 2: It's it's essentially an allegory where you've got like a
- 57:56Speaker 2: uh set in a in a sort of science fiction
- 57:58Speaker 2: y future, but it's got like an ancient Rome thing.
- 58:02Speaker 2: I was joking with Becca, I said, I think we
- 58:04Speaker 2: now like when that meme was going around about how
- 58:06Speaker 2: frequently does your guy think about the Roman Empire? Like
- 58:11Speaker 2: for Francis Ford Coppola, it's like all the freaking time. Yeah.
- 58:16Speaker 2: But anyway, Adam Driver is like, has this vision for
- 58:20Speaker 2: the city of the future, and meanwhile there are people
- 58:23Speaker 2: who are crying out and saying like, you can't focus
- 58:26Speaker 2: on the city of the future. We need to we
- 58:28Speaker 2: need to deal with the issues of today, Like there
- 58:31Speaker 2: are people who are in need today in the City
- 58:34Speaker 2: of the future doesn't do them any good. And I
- 58:37Speaker 2: was getting like an an Rand fountain Head kind of
- 58:40Speaker 2: feel for it, where in that story, there's an architect
- 58:43Speaker 2: who is called upon to compromise and he refuses to
- 58:47Speaker 2: do it, and that makes him a hero. I will
- 58:51Speaker 2: spare you my thoughts on that novel, but I was
- 58:55Speaker 2: getting that kind of.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Vibet not great.
- 58:59Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Anyway, the thing that was interesting
- 59:06Speaker 2: to me about this trailer, well, one, it doesn't answer
- 59:09Speaker 2: the question of are they going to have a thing
- 59:10Speaker 2: where every single screening a actual person, human being is
- 59:14Speaker 2: going to come down and talk to the screen.
- 59:17Speaker 1: I don't know if we know that answer yet.
- 59:19Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what happened at Can and Can when
- 59:22Speaker 2: they premiered it. They had a sequence where a live
- 59:26Speaker 2: actor appeared in front of the screen and interacted with
- 59:30Speaker 2: what was going on on screen. And at that time
- 59:33Speaker 2: Ariel and I were like, how are you going to
- 59:35Speaker 2: do this for a wide release or you're just going
- 59:36Speaker 2: to cut that scene out? And if so, why did
- 59:40Speaker 2: it exist to begin with? Yeah?
- 59:43Speaker 1: It only it's only going to be at Disney World.
- 59:46Speaker 1: It's what's taking over the Muppet forty. It's just going
- 59:52Speaker 1: to be a person in a sweet of costume.
- 59:54Speaker 2: I figure, you just put it, put it over next
- 59:56Speaker 2: to the Imagination Pavilion. At Epcot and it's Captain EO
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: used to be or Journey into Imagination or any of those. Well, anyway,
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: the thing that that I thought was interesting about this
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: trailer was that it starts off with quotes from film
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: critics about past Francis Ford Coppola movies like The Godfather
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: and Apocalypse Now and Dracula, and the through line is
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: that critics were panning these movies, which, with the exception
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: of Dracula, have subsequently turned into classics. Right, people are
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: like The Godfather is a film that that is on
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: like the top one hundred list for everybody. Apocalypse Now
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: is considered one of the greatest achievements, although it was
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: divisive when it first came out.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Problem Copola's Dracula is a classic.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: To me.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: It's got Gary Oldman. That's all you need.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Well, it's all you get because everything else is terrible
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: at it. Kenner was fine, Keana Reeves, they were you're very, very,
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: very generous with your praise, or how about this. I
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: I have a different perspective. I'm not saying you're wrong.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: I have a different perspective.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: We celebrate different perspectives.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: Yes, So, so the thing that turned out to be crazy.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Is it turned out that all those quotes because like,
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: like what the point they were making was this idea
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: that film critics have always dissed Francis Ford Coppola, but
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: over time have been proven wrong, that Coppola's work has
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: become these classics. There's one small problem.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: The quote, the quotes was real, but it wasn't for
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Francis Ford Coppola movie.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: It was for Batman.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: Yeah, Batman returns right.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: I think it was just Batman, just Batman. It was
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Roger Ebert or something like that there it was reference
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: to a beautiful Oh, it wasn't Roger Ebert because it
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: was the person who wrote the article who said, I
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: actually did write Beautifulness, but not for Dracula. I wrote
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: it for Batman, which I mean, you could argue Dracula
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: is a Batman, but well.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: He also said I wish I had said it about
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Dracula because it seems almost too nice. Now looking back
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: at the film, the thing that surprises me is Lyons
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: Gategod did like immediately they say, they immediately pulled the
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: trailer and apologize, saying we shouldn't have let this go out.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: We should have caught it and been like nope, but
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: you can still watch the trailer.
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: So how did they Well, it's because the other other
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: outlets grabbed the trailer and uploaded it to their channels,
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: and so like the Mothership Channel, they pulled the trailer,
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: but by then it was already distributed to these other outlets,
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: like ign is the one that I pulled, But yeah,
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: you can still watch the trailer and see all the
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: face critic responses. So, in other words, them trying to
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: lay out this narrative of Francis Ford Coppola being unappreciated
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: by critics only for his works to become classics ends
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: up being unsupported because people are like, no, actually, people
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: really liked The Godfather when it came out. Apocalypse Now
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: was a little different, and of course Dracula was a,
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: if you're being very kind, a beautiful mess.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: It is also interesting because after that some people came
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: out saying that, like during one of the big party scenes,
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: Copola was going around kissing women and giving them hugs,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: like kissing them on the cheek and giving them hugs.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: It didn't look like there's some video on Variety, It
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: doesn't look like he tried to French anybody, which in
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: face file. You could be like, that's not horrible. It
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: could just be an old man being nice. But apparently
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: some of these women were scantily clad. Heard mixed reports
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: on whether anybody felt camplained or felt unsafe about it.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: But it's also just a weird thing to do.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you could argue that that's like a generational thing,
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: but that doesn't excuse it, right, Like yeah, Like Ariel
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: and I we will often talk about when we both
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: first started at the Georgia Renaissance Festival, the tone, both
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: on stage and off was a bit more body and flirty,
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: Like it made me think of how high school theater
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: could be with like kids who are being a little
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: they're pushing the envelope, you know, they're they're being a
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: little naughty without without going. It makes me think of
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: the Crucible cast party sketch from SNL. It's like that
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: being a little naughty. Uh, That's kind of how the
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: festival was. And then over time there was this realization of, oh,
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: that's not really acceptable and you could be making it
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: a really hostile environment for people who don't feel comfortable
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: but also don't feel comfortable speaking up about it, and
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: so so now for the better, I would argue it
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: there's that kind of environment's no longer tolerated, and it
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: has changed things and some things. You might say, Oh, well,
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: it's kind of a shame because the body stuff was fun.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: I'm like, well, for maybe ninety percent, but even if
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: ten percent were uncomfortable, that's too many. Yeah.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Yeah, But in this case, as far as from the
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: article on Variety, it doesn't sound like anybody other than
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: some of the people who were staff complained about it.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: But I will say, like, if I were a woman
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: who was cleared to be scantily clad or partially nude
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: in a scene, like, there's a difference.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: If I'm in a scene, in a big party scene
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: and the director comes up, that's great, that's amazing. If
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: he's like, good job and gives you a hug, that's wonderful.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: If I'm not wearing a shirt, I'm going to feel
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: differently about that.
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: Trust me, I should know what I'm just I don't know.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: I'm blacked out there for a second. No, for the record,
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: I've never been around areel with their shirt off.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: No. No, But it's it's so it's it could be generational,
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: but it brings to question like because he did fund
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: this entire movie. Were their correct HR practices is did
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: nobody complain because everybody was fine with it? Or did
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: nobody complain because they didn't know who to complain to?
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: You know, there's there's for big scenes like that where
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: there's a lot of nude people. The new industry standard
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: is to have a couple of intimacy coordinators on set
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: to make sure everybody's comfortable and safe. That is a
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: newer standard, full stop. You know a lot not everybody
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: still us like now now productions have to because it's
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: being written into SAG rules, But that is very new.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Not everybody understands the.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Purpose right, so new in fact that that you know,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: it's still a practice that's being codified. And and I've
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: heard some actors talk about how they've had actually scenes
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: made more difficult with the introduction of intimacy intimacy coordinators,
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: And I think that's largely because it is so new
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: that best practices are still things that are being made now,
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: Like we don't have those best practices yet, that's still
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: being figured out, and in the process, things are not
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: always going to go smoothly. Plus, I mean occasionally you
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: are going to have a case where there's just going
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: to be friction between whomever is the coordinator, not that
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: kind yeah, your raunchy lass, but but yeah, friction between
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: the coordinator and the actors. Like, that's going to happen too.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: You're just gonna have like ties where personalities are going
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: to be like that. So I think overall the move
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: has been an incredibly positive one, But yeah, I think
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: in the meantime we're going to have those kind of
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: moments anyway, whether like when you're talking about like a
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: power dynamic situation, I think anytime, even if the person's
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: not scantily clad, you need to be real careful about
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: displays of affection because with that sort of power dynamic,
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: you're not talking just about the director. He's the guy
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: who funded it. He's essentially the executive producer for the
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: entire movie as well as the director. You, as an
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: actor probably feel somewhat intimidated if you're not feeling comfortable right,
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: like you can't feel like you can speak out.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: For sure, especially like if you're an extra, because there
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: is a big difference between having auditioned for something and
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: being cherry picked and doing a rehearsal and then doing
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: a thing. Then being an extra there's I haven't been
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: an extra on much and it was a delightful time
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: when I was, but it is definitely different than being
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: an actor on set and you're like told, hey, don't
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: interact with the actors, and let's they interact with you
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: a lot of time, and so go higher up, Like
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: the director doesn't want to talk to an extra, You
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: talk to your extras coordinator if there's one.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: You know, yeah, which I mean again, like if you're
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: an extra and then the director comes up to hug you,
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: that's weird, right, because like you're like, uh, Francis Ford Coppola,
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: why are you talking to me a day player who
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: hasn't even doesn't even have a line.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Like one of the people who reported this did say
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: he grabbed a microphone later and said, if I come
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: up and hug you, uh, it's it's simply for my
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: pleasure or something like that, or my enjoyment or something
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: weird like that. So the person who did that doesn't go, well,
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: I said that, Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't feel good.
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: So yeah, very strange, Like well, this whole, this whole story,
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Like I have a feeling that sometime in the future,
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: We're going to get a documentary about this movie. Uh,
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: kind of like how The The Island of Doctor Moreau
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: has a documentary about the making of that total train
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: wreck of a film, would, which I also saw in
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: the theater. I feel like that needs to happen for
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: this as well, because it's such a strange swing and
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: in some ways I admire the audacity, like the desire
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: to create art. In other ways, I feel like this
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: is hubris so but having not seen it, I don't
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: really know. I just know that the critics who did
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: think that the screening at can was kind of an
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: enormous mess probably were justified in that estimation based upon
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: what I have read. But I don't know.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: Maybe i'd maybe.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: I'd watched it and say, oh, I don't I think
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: it was just brilliant.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you never know. I think if I
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: want to spend ten hours in one day, I can
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: watch Borderlands in Megalopolis as a bad movie night with
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: a bunch of people to pan it.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I can't say that.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: I haven't. I don't. I don't know. Oh, everything I've
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: heard about border Lands makes it sound to me like
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: it's not even the kind of movie where you can
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: do like a group hate watch and laugh about it,
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: like it just is like go ahead.
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: One of my friends who saw it is not like
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: big into the Borderlands Lord and said it was fine enough.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: Every review I've heard I've like. I listened to a
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: review by three content creators that I follow, who who
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: They were all negative about the film, but they were different.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: They were different levels of negative. There was one who
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: was like, that's not good. There's one who was like
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: that was bad, and there was one who was like,
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: this is the worst video game adaptation I have ever seen. Yeah.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Yeah, we do have one more story that I can't
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: talk about, so it's gonna be on you. Also, I
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: just want to say, this episode is at an hour.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: We're in about ten minutes once you cut all of
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: my mess ups out, So I don't know how it
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: went so long. I thought we were just breezing right through.
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: But we were, and then Megalopolis happened. Okay, Yeah, So
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: the last trailer that I watched, it was one that
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: I saw pop up just before we started recording, is
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: for a horror film called Director's Cut. It looks like
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: it's a really low budget horror film. The trailer. At least,
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: I don't know that the movie's going to look this way,
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: but the trailer was doing that thing where you had
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: like the filter to give extra grain to the image,
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: like it was an old VHS tape or something. And
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: the plot is there's this group of very young people
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: who are in a band it kind of looks like
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: it's supposed to be like a punk band, and they
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: are contacted by a man who offers to direct them
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: in a music video for free. They just have to
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: travel out to see him, and then it's like sociopathic
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: hilarity ensues. It does not look like it's a comedy.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: It looks like it's supposed to be a horror movie
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: about like either either a serial killer or maybe a
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: cult situation where the band is trapped and they're going
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: to be picked off. The reason why I brought it
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: up is because as I was watching the trailer, I
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: didn't think it looked like a particularly good movie, but
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: I was like, holy cal this is making me think
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: of so many of my friends who, at one point
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: or another, usually when they were younger, responded to something
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: on a social media platform that offered to get them
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: involved in a project. Without them really knowing anything about
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: the people responsible for that project and the bad things
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: that followed, Like I know people who got involved in
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: bad projects with bad people. And as I'm watching this,
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: I'm like, Wow, this preview is kind of hitting close
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: to home.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: It really is a thing, especially as like a starting entertainer,
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: because like you have to start with those little non
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: union homebrew jobs to try to get some experience.
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: Right, especially in Georgia.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I am laughing because obviously I didn't watch
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: this trailer. I didn't even know about it until you
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: mentioned it. I was like, well, I'm not going to
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: watch this trailer, but I do want to like look
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: up some screenshots so I can just envision what you're
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: talking about. There are only a couple of screenshots when
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: I search director's cut movie twenty twenty four of this
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: particular movie, and then a whole bunch, whole bunch of
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Rebel Moon director's cut screen shots.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: Yeah, there's also Wasn't was. I got to look it
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: up now because I might be getting the name wrong, right.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So there was a director's cut film that
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: also came out in twenty sixteen, which I own on
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: Blu Ray and it's a film made by Penn Jillette
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: of Penn and Teller, and in that movie, Penn plays
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: this obsessive fan. He's totally obsessed with an actress who's
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: played by Missy Pyle, but she's playing an actress within
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: the context of this movie. And he's been a crowdfunding member,
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: like he contributed to the making of this particular like
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: it's supposed to be a police procedural thriller kind of film,
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: and his contribution is large enough that gives him access.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: He's allowed to be on set, and so he decides
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: the movie they were making was not good. So what
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: he's going to do is he's going to take the
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: footage that was made and then he's going to kidnap
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: Missy Pile, Missy Pile's character and force her to shoot
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: the rest of the scenes to make the movie that
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: it should be. And it's all about him putting himself
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: in the role of like hero where Missy Pile's character
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: is supposed to fall all over him. And it's an
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: exploration of like obsessive fans, parasocial relationships as well as
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: like the meta aspect of filmmaking. I can't say it's brilliant,
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: but it definitely felt like it was a higher production
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: value than Director's cut.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: It feels it feels it feels like it would probably
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: be more my speed. And it also gives me just
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Tommy wizovibes.
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: It is creepy. It's a very creepy movie, but it
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: it does have a lot of comedy to it. So
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: it's but yeah, like Tommy Wisseau is not a bad shout,
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: it's a pretty that's a pretty good analysis.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: Yeah, well that is all we have to talk about
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: this week. You know, I do think the death Knell
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: is always saying it was a good episode, but the
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: death niels always saying it's going to be a short
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: episode because then we are like, well we have time
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: to talk.
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have to rush through like thirty seven
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: trailers and sixteen stories.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Yeah, and even then we talk. But you know, anyhow,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: it has been fun. If people want to reach out
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: to us and talk about the fun that we've been
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: having today, how do they do that?
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: Jonathan? So what you're going to have to do is
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: you're going to have to go outside, touch grass, start walking.
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: You're going to keep walking till you hit the border
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: and when you're on the border. You know, you're on
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: the land where the border is. You're on the borderland.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: You're going to be real careful because if you're not
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: real careful, to fall into a pit and you're gonna
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: hear applause. That's the clap trap. Don't want to fall
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: into the clap trap when you're on the borderland. So
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: you want to be really careful because there's crazy people
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: on that border land. I mean, you could call them psycho.
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: They're just surrounded by psychos on the borderland near the
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: clap trap. So you gotta be really careful about that.
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: And when you're there, you got to look. There's gonna
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: be a little girl. Her name's Tina. She is insufferable.
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: You will hate her, but she's going to know where
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: to bring you to come and see me. So you
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: need to go with tiny Tina past the clap trap
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: on the borderland and avoid all the psychos where point
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: you can get to me. I'm going to be inside
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: this big protective chamber. It's gonna have this huge, heavy
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: door on it. You'd call it a vault if you like.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: It's a vault. So you need to hunt up the
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: vault on the border Land, past the clap trap, avoiding
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: the psychos following Tiny Tina in order to open the vault.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: Then you're gonna find me and I'll answer your question.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: If and if you were too just thrown back by
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: Jonathan's totally Sigma move of telling people to touch grass
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: and to hear his wonderful Borderland's parody. You can reach
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: out to us on social media on Facebook and Instagram
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: and threads. We are Larger Drunk Collider on x we
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: are LC Underscore podcast on Discord, We're Larger New Drunk Collider.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Or you can email us at Larger drum Pot at
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: gmail dot com. We really do love hearing from you,
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: and until next time, I am Ariel, I'm still thrown
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: by Touch Grass Castin.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: And I am Jonathan. I'm dancing. I'm dancing. Strickland. The
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: Large Nerdron Collider was created by Ariel Caston and produced, edited, published, deleted, undeleted,
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: published again, cursed at by Jonathan Strickland. Music by Kevin
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: McLeod of incomptech dot com