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126: Q&A - Sweet Tea Moonshine · Wine & Audacity

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Last time.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Last time, we went through a whole episode and I
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: didn't record a single look of it. I was like, well,
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: so much for that.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: Well we got to see that the light was working on.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah you know, yeah, well the lights are working down. Well,
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: you're wearing, so you leave, but you leave, you lived
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: fight another day?
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: You cut the time I own so we can at
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: least keep trackers on.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: You live a play another day?
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's okay, come on, time liber play and
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: not that?
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Oh what you remember? Own? You remember the boy?
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: He was learned that damn b went over? Yamn, who's
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: that boom?
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: No, it was it was the It was the old
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: guy from water Boy that that nobody knew what the
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: he was saying, but he but he went to buy
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: me like he lib a Blair and not that.
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Looked at him like like, nigga, you won't hear me,
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: little bit Blair and not that. Thankuages dad, I don't know.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: You know, old southern, old Southern ship, my lord. Yeah,
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: them niggas, you know, they be talking, they be talking, crazy, crazy,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: real crazy.
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: I am tired. Why you said, I'm ready to go
• 1:52
  Speaker 4: sing the songs or we can go.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Home, Keith, but talk talk who bunch of niggas like,
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: y'all remember y'all remember this, Like, no nigga, everybody was Keith, No,
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: we don't. Everybody was born in two thousand and fourteen nigga, Like,
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: don't nobody know this?
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: On twenty fourteen, Motherfucker was made off pretty ricky songs.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: No do you do you do?
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: What song?
• 2:19
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Show what you like?
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: Nick?
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: I can't, I shaan't, I.
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: Won't was that was? I?
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: I hate that?
• 2:38
  Speaker 4: So I don't know why I hated that song, y'all.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't give it to you.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: The only pretty ricky song I remember is on the
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: hotline pretty ready ready.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: Record, re record record, motherfucker Whispering and Ship, I don't
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: want to Hedland.
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: And the morning we went to a show and he
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: was Pleasure People's Day and I was like, yep, time
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: for you to go to the bathroom and I would
• 3:05
  Speaker 4: take my bathroom break phone sax Man from so.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: Yo. The turn that them niggas took though the fact
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: that you old, the fact that the fact that spectacular
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: became like a.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: Scammer, true Ship, and I thought he was like like
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: a multi millionaire like a businessman a scammer. I don't know.
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: You watch some videos on YouTube, like I mean on Instagram, Like,
• 3:39
  Speaker 4: so you want me to give you money to help
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: me make money?
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Noah, But his business, his business was built off for
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: all over again, his business was built off for Like
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: I think it was like promoting on Twitter, some ship
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: like that went on Twitter.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: And it's like allegedly, no, I'm not going to pay
• 4:02
  Speaker 4: you one hundred dollars for you to teach me how
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: to make a hundred more dollars.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Go to hell. Sorry, Like your name is spectacular Spectacular okay,
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: like right now, like immediately, like your your father just
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: knew your your father just knew you was destined to
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: be a star nigga. Like, yeah, his name is Spectacular
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: Blue and and and and and baby and baby Blue
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: is Diamond Blue Cake, Diamond Blue.
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: I knew that was his name when I seen them
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: on Love and Hip.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: Hop Diamond Blue Cake. Mm hmmm, when they.
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: Was trying to get the group back together on the
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood, I think, wasn't he.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Here pop for p P Long ended up going to
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: jail for like what two years?
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: He got here?
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little fat fuck.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: Welcome to this week's episode.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: I was thinking that it wasn't supposed to come out.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Yes it was.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Dance podcast.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: I'm your host, Brain is a card, and I'm joined
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: by two of my favorite people in the world. How
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: are you feeling this week? I'm sorry, you know you
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: know what.
• 5:15
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not, but I ain't e gonna fake it. You're right.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: My mother raised a liar, was like that nigga. I
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.
• 5:23
  Speaker 4: Because when he was on Love and Hip Hop, he
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: pissed me off your cocky fat basket. He reminded me
• 5:28
  Speaker 4: of my baby daddy and I had flashbacks and upset.
• 5:31
  Speaker 4: He s I didn't realize he was literal. He's like
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: five two five arguing with women and ship. He a
• 5:37
  Speaker 4: little minute thing with that big old pregnant ballet. I
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: wanted to sit there arguing with women. It's it's it's cool,
• 5:44
  Speaker 4: but it's trifling. It's crazy as ship though, because.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: Like when you see when you see all the ones,
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: we was like, we was all over while he was younger,
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: and then everybody blew up and not that good, not
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: that good. I'm not that good weight m that that
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: that you know, it's it's been like thirty years, like
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: ten years since my last since my last royalty check,
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: and I be I can't with you. And I'll be
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: eating spam, saying which is.
• 6:13
  Speaker 4: Singing the nightclubs, eating potted meat, be at food is
• 6:21
  Speaker 4: a noodles, all that sodium, and you know, got you
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: looking like a blowfish.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Just waiting, just waiting for that, you know, just waiting
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: for that that gent that summer jam call.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, you won't be on the summer jam, but only
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: you know, You're only gonna sing your one song that
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: that was hot. Go to hell, Brandon, fat fuck like
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I said, take Hi a dress up like him for Halloween.
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: You know what you two talk?
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: How y'all feeling this week? I think I might have
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: asked that already. I don't remember.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: I really don't remember. Fabulous, fantastic, fan fucking tappiness like
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Bullship and I'm doing I'm doing spectacle mm hmm, I'm
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: just spectacular, spectacular key. Have you heard that song before?
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: Spectacular Bykilly? Oh my god, yes, I heard it, Aaron,
• 7:24
  Speaker 4: have you heard this song before? Please don't the salt
• 7:26
  Speaker 4: out is please you know, I gotta play cards.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: Secular the sex? What's the secular? Have you heard it before? Unfortunately, damn,
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: I was gonna play it. Yeah, broh. And you know
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: what made the song works? The video? What was like
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: the video? What was right with it?
• 7:56
  Speaker 4: Thank you a.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: Listenklast time I was drunk. I don't remember much, but that.
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: Sounds familiar because you said on your home you got
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: passed around like a blunt by B two gay.
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: So the boy comes comes and pictures. That's how gone
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 8:12
  Speaker 4: I would have told nobody good.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: But he was drunking. I was that I was drinking.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: He was buying.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: That's all it take. Yes, oh Jesus Christ.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: Even though I'm not show up his name, he could
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: get it and.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: Get if he won. First of all, first of all.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: That's the facts with spectacular.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: The facts. What's the second leg? Now? First of all,
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: we're not going to do this. Okay, what are you,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: Mike Jason, because that's when.
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: You do this, because that's the fun. She's talking right,
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: the sex?
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: But did you you so? Did you see the did
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: you see the world on what? She actually sang? The
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: song and the nigga yo. Daddy was like, hey, bitch
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: is promise this, promise this well, she the only one
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: to had the list coming up. Who else had the list?
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: Chris Brown, he did listen to the first album he did.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Ain't no way, I'm gonna let you the damn Oh, Chris,
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: let me talk to you, tell your hell it is? Oh?
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: And Sean the first baby Daddy still got that.
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: First of all, what you're not gonna do is talk
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: about Mark. Okay, yes, the funk. We will not gonna
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: talk about Mark. I'm sorry, Yeah, you're not gonna talk.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: About But that's the That's a shade of silver they
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: always sell it. And Lane Barrant, that's fine.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Talk about something.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: I need me a sensible pant set and it's playing
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: them silver ahead.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what it will y'all talk about. Y'all not
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: gonna talk about my imma doing him like that?
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, is yo. I saw something told me just you know,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: just go down, go down to just you know, go
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: down a little little time tunnel. And I watched the
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Sleeping in my I watched it in my bed video
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: wait with the original or the original, And I'm trying
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: to figure out why the Fuckinocchio was standing there with
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: that candle and then he.
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: Just poured it on nobody, nobody because he's nasty freak.
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: The nigga says, so sleep.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: And then the cash.
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: I said that was hot, and I know that was hot.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: What are you doing to me? What's going on? She's like,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: why are you so goddamn and ridging this in the
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: cheating video? Nigga, Like, because this is what you're missing
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: out on.
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: He was like, I did all listen, you're gonna.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Go cheat on me? Bi, well, you gonna do this
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: to me back? I was like he was hurt, but
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: you know, how do you watch the video? Then you
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: see them people then like all like the kind of
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: rails and short on YouTube shorts come up and somebody
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: was like, get this nick out and the capture that
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: he pulled it. I was like, get this nick out.
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: The video, the funniest what's mc name? The reenactments, fucking
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: what's his name?
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Dazzy?
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that baby when he be reacting them studio
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: sessions and how he think they went, and that little
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: alien dude being able to oh god, the way I'll
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: be hollering.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: My favorite one is when he did the one from
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: What's Lock out to do with it when he was
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: standing like I turned up a song.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: The words I wrote it.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: My favorite one was he just did a boy's the
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: men one Oh Ship and what song was they singing?
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: And he was like, man, you got we gonna cut all? Yeah,
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: that's what seven six five four three two one the
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: whole sun.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I said.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: They said, Mike, just start talking, just start talking.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, I gotta go to the store later.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: That was a nasty as song. I like, that's on
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: my mister, nasty time play ha' hold you.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: I like this what you need me to get from from?
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: Mike could have said any damn thing to me in
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: that voice, anything, Let's.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Go to the call boar. I would have been like,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: get real close, get real close up, tour You'm sorry,
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I got a painting spack with these walls.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Like boy, you know I like something slag, I'm playing
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: with me things that kind of like about I ate
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: all the first, I ate all your baby first, No
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: more fruit yesterday about to get the fruit by the foot.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think she wants the fruit by the foot.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I do so.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: I don't need nothing the foot long see me from.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Like a like a like a bitch like my mama
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: calling me, my mama, give him up living another state.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: That's fine. She got a big mouth, my mama calling me.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: I got.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: I think it's too much dick people, it's a such thing.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Speaking of too much dick. I saw this video on
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Twitter the other day and I was like, like, it
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: just kept going and going.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. The thing was longer, had a dip in it.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: My god today.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot of waning, that's what she said.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. I'm sorry.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: I'll be my Mommy raised no punk as buses, but
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: on that day I might have to disappoint my mom nobody.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: That's that's a lot of whoop.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Don't nobody have time for a slong distance.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I like to be handled a certain way. You can't
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: do it with all of that. That's you can.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: That's no not if I want to get up and
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: be able to walk right the next day.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Michael, my house is not handicapper festival. You can do it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Just put your back into it.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Just I ain't gonna have no damn spine to put
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: my back in.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Slo old thing up in here that I went too far.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: That that's the real now.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Now I'm down high for.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: No man, were you fucking a horse? Might as well.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: Man, When I said I was gonna see a man
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: about a horse, that's not what I.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Had It matter the actual horse was coming.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't think that my fucker stallion was gonna walk
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: in the room. Was gonna happen.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: That? She's like, uh, he like ow I had me now, dude, dude,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: see ghetto honey, what is how co host?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: She was under the table, She's walking around. I send
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: you that video later. Yeah, and what maybe even funny?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: It was a woman recording the session. So the guy
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: who was the victim was he said something. He started shaking.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: He was like, oh my goddess. He said, I can
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: see I can see Jupiter or something, and and the
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: lady started laughing and store the sun, the.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Moon, she showed her heaven where he went inside you.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Even Yeah, the lady who was recording was was she
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: started laughing, and the dude he pulled on.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: I said, that's a weapon of mass destruction and you
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: need to register.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Sorry, weapons of ass destruction. We could make that episode title.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: We can't damn. That's a good we.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: May yeah, we'll be launching on only fans.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: That is.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: That's like a name for a five point on series though,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: don't it weapons an ass destruction?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, wait it is that's actually line.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Oh ship here, I'm a freak.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: We all are. That's why they be over there hunching.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: H yeah, it's a serious. Yeah, up my skills. Cool,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: cool muggle. He was struggling, My lord, Oh his jaw
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: is Oh my call to day. What am I supposed
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to do with this? That's a lot of winning breath.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: You can't breathe, it's black and the throat you can't breathe.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh, Ship, it is re that's what
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: she said.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Let's get into he put it out and ship, it
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: is real.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: What you're doing, what you do.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Socks, let's let's let's get into this.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: This question of the week.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: You are ready for this chill. I might need therapy
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: after seeing that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, Lord, I'm a little jealous.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, not your jealous that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: I don't jealous anybody getting something right now. I ain't
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: gonna lie to well almost spending the block the other day,
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I had to have a conversation with myself. Child will
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: talk about it offline. I don't need no evidence. I
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: was thinking about it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on your time for a little pause for the cuts.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: We'll be hold on since twenty twenty.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna leave that alone, not on do it
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: trying to get me, sir.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: And I've convinced myself that it don't hit the same,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: So that makes me feel it's gonna be the same.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: You the age, now you older, You could mean you
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: could make that, you know, you could make that investment
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: in that, and that ma shame.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: I thought about going to buy mold it, getting him
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: to mold it for me out shut the up. But
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: that's something part of him I want, so I mean,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, oh, I mean his I feel like his
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: eager would allow him to.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Put that on the drop up, not on the travel Okay,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: you go to hell. It's like I'm gonna keep I'm
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna keep a peace of you. This motherfucker.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Don't get tired. It got it got eight different speeds.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I'm scared of that. You can't even use nothing on me.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, let's go onto this question. You be like, well,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: let me come on in the room.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Then come on in the room.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Literally, come on in the room, Come all over the.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Room, come and knock on my door. It's been waiting
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: for you. It's been waiting for you, with them toys
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: and buttons and blue threes company to do Do Do,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Do Do, And I'm going to have started.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I'm bored question and on the question of the week,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I scoured it into webs read my TikTok fyp page
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: and try to find some of the most unhinged questions possible.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I read the comments to my niggas and we give
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: it a rate from one to diabolical. So y'all ready
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: for this, I guess.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I'm bored.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: that made you rethink your entire relationship. I'm not talking
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: about left us, not tishooe on the counter. I'm talking
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: about diabolical, downright nasty, who raised you type of stuff.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Put my motherfucking shoes on. What, my nigga, you just
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: don't like feet. That's not nasty. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nigga.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Was you jacking off and nothing in the shoes.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: No, nigga. She put on my motherfucking shoes and she
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: could fit my fucking shoes to the point whereas though
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: she can't pick me up in my goddamn shoes like
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: them your shoes, now.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Bitch, you know how he feels about feet.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I think that's just a you think, brother, that's not
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: necessarily a hot You put them on socks. It's not
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: like your shoes is dirty.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: It don't how big ass feet should not to be
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: able to fit my shoes. Well, you the one that
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: picked the bitch moving them on.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'm bored. What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: someone do that made you rethink your entire relationship? Reused
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: toilet paper from the trash can in a public restaurant?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Baby, Jesus No, that bitch got crabs.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: That's that's the least of the ship.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: You.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: You can't come back to miles that that were done.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Talking about some go over to the waist bend in.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you what. You know what, look, look
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: already paid for already paid for dinner. We're good.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: That's diabolical that it's My son used to say, that's
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: a disgusted mommy.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: M m m mmmmmm okay, next one, what's the rating
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: for them?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: It's diabolcle. Okay.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Next one guy was the guy was seeing just got
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: a Prince Albert and took it out in front of me.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: He went swimming, and when I told him he had
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: to clean both himself and the ring, he said the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: chlorine did it and looked at me like I was crazy.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: He jumped me. The next day. All I said was
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I hope your dick gets infected, and the most definitely will.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: He took it out to go swimming and then then
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: try to put the ring back. The first of all,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you taking it out, not the chlorine did it? El El,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: you ain't putting? Why did you take the Why did
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: you you need some die not anti bacterial soap? No,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: but I'm confused. Why did you Why did you take
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it off swimming?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: That's weird. First of all, I don't never want to
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: experience that. I just feel like something's gonna go wrong.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: You got you got you got balls, my nigga, Like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: ain't no way, motherfucker. Like I'm sorry that m M
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: even think about it make my head hurt.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Oh damn. Allergies grading Okay, I'm bored. What's the most
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? That made you
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: rethink your entire relationship. As soon as I saw someone
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: say their x ate their contact lenses after taking them out,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I checked out.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I can't read this ship anymore? Why why? Why? Why
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: are you? Huh? What was appetizing about the contact one?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You could have just drank the fluid? Nigga?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Like, what about you?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Why don't matter what you want? I choose. Fuck, that's
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a level. That is a level of freaky. I do
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: not a thing to be What is the help nigga?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: That nigga probably look her eyeballs confusion. Not come here, guy,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I'll call the police. That is a salt. It's also
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. But neither that's that's a note.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: That's a not. Yeah, that's not it ain't it ain't
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: it ain't using toilet paper, using toilet paper in the
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: waist bend.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: That one is still making me nauseous.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: There was some caught there about a second grabb couple
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: couple of things that used toilet paper.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: You know what's on their toilet paper. But I can
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: go to the table and get a napkin. If you
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: if you're that, if you're that, you got one.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: You got one and seventeen. Ain't even come, Chad, You
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: just created in your.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Pussy and your cock be boxing and you one thing.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Speaking of pussies, I saw this video on Facebook the
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: other day about this this palm colored woman who said
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that she chose to stop wiping because she didn't think
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: it was really necessary after using the restaurant.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: So so she's just walking around with a pissy pussy,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: well wiping in front or back. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: After she did this, she.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Said that after about a year of not of doing
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: of not wiping either end when using the restroom, she
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: had to get surgery to have her one of her
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: lips amputated because it got infected and to keep the
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: inspections the infection from spreading, she had to give one
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: of her lips amputy and not one of the ones
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: her face.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Lord it is me again.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Do not never ever let me come across somebody like that,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: because at the first sign of an argument, I'm gonna
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: call her a one.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Pussy lip, you.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Pissy pussy, no pussy lip heaving ass bitch.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call her bitch seven eleven because she always open.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I'm bored. What's the most unhygienic thing you've
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: ever seen someone do that made you rethink your entire relationship.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Had dinner went back maybe two weeks later, same dishes
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: were in the sink with worms.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: And maggett okay, pew, let me tell you that stink.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if y'all notice about me,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: but that is trauma for me. But dish is in
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the saint like period, just just like if I said,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: if I said, if I say it the SA like
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I immediately got it, like I immediately got it, like
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta wash the dishes. And I don't know if
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: it's because my mother used to drill it and to
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: me when I was younger, like you know her kitchen,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: when the kitchen need to be clean before we go
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: to bed. Yeah, but now when I see it or
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: that shit makes my skin crawl. If I go to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: like if I go, like if I go like if
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I if I go to sleep, and then it's like
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: thinking that the kids want wash dishes or whatever. Then
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I come back, I wake up, I'm leaving out the
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: next morning. I'm like, oh yo, that like yeah, that
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: is a that is yeah, you gotta go. That was
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that's your house. I'm not coming back over, right,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming back over I'm not eating. I can't eat.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I can't eat shit off or nothing in there, even
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: even if you wash the dishes today. No, I'm never
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: eating at you house.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: One thing I've done when it comes to dishes, because
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: like you, that was something that was ingrained in me
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: that you never leave dishes in the sink. Always make
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: sure you don't leave the house. Don't go to bed
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: with dishes like dirty dishes being in the sink, you know,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: sometimes in the morning. And this only really happens, like
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: you know, the I always I don't know about yall,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: but I always run my dishwasher overnight when I'm like sleep,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: So when I wake up, I have a basically a
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: dishwasher full of clean dishes. Yeah, but in the morning,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I never have time to empty the dishwasher to put
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the dirty dishes from like making breakfast in the dishwasher.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: So for example, y'all know, I drink my coffee out
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: of a mason my ice coffee out of a mason jar.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I put the mason jar, empty mason jar back in
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: the fridge and be like, all right, well it's empty.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I'll just wash it when I get back home. And
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: that's usually the only thing that's in there. It might
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: be like a spoon and then in the mason jar
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: versus leaving it out on the counter all day.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, well your sister, your sister put her
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: like a sheet of ice, frind, she put a spoone.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: She put her phone in the fier like I don't like,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I think because she just she just like
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the like the cold spoon, you know, the cold I
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: get that same. I mean, but you know, like like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: like see that. I understand that, I understand. It's just
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: it's just a cup. I mean we're talking. You know,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you want to make your ice cough when you come
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: back and you always got a cold cop got a
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: frosty gotta frost frost a frosty cup. You good.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: But and it's only really until like I said, when
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: when later home, later, when I get when I get
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: home from work or the gym later out empty the
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: dish washing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: And in the dirty this is go go in it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: But that's so that's reasonable.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: That's never more than it's never more than like a
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: few hours. It's not like leaving a minute.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: What you know, but what you what you what you're
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: saying is reasonable, right that that's that's fine, like like
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: niggas can get past that because that's that's it. But
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you're saying this motherfucking left dishes in there so so
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: long that maggots maggots. And then it's like, Yo, what
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the fuck did you have? Crabs?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Like, well, maccas can grow in anything. All you need
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: is it's flyer man, it's all. But it's like, yo,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you? Because that ship
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: had to stink and you walk past it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Probably did. Yeah, next one, that's that's a ten.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: That's a ten. But you think, Sean, that's I'm bored.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: That made you rethink your entire relationship? He facetimed me
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: sobbing and blew his nose into the pillow, then said
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: he does it all the time and just lets it dry.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I know you ascribe for like sorry, I'm sorry, Like
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: what you know, I'm good. I got a tissue right here,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: right in his sheets. They said they cancel the power.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: No, I want to fight. I want to fight.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: That's disgusting, disgusting, but you'all rate that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I mean technically, now, technically we can't release it. We
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: can't say disgusting because you know how many times, I mean,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: how many times you don't got like a nigga and
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: another don't you get to ade some ship and it
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: and the sink sheets. I'm just saying, like, you know,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: snop versus snop versus siming know mm hmmm, old hell today, man.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I gotta I'm just
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just playing Devil's advocate on that one. But I'm
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: just saying, mm hmm, no he busted that nigga, that
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: nigga bust or nothing like give you your chest and
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: hit your pillow something. Just turn over, it'll be on
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: the other side. Mm hmmm mmm mm hmmm.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I mean I have thought about investing in waterproof sheets.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I mean not saying that, even I can't. I keep
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: saying that one commercial and I'm like, and I keep
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: sending it to key to like mm hmmm. Short, do
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you show you do you show the cover? Do you
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: show show the videos? Like the car like yeah, yeah, So.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I just gotta take off the top sheet and we
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: can get in out the nice draw bead show. Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like sleeping in the West spot.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I prefer.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: It's different when it's booty juice. Then it's not flexing,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: nothing in it. But you know it's different when it's
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: booty cheers. You know, you know pussy juice wants to
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: spice in my day cold once it started.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: You know it is. That's why I don't know, Like
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you go to roll over like ship.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: It's all wet and cold, but at that moment it's
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: warm when squirre squarsh.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: That's why get get the towel by the beds so
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: you be like look like a couple of times, I'm like,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: look all right, we'll fixed that ship. I don't worry
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say something running red lif spuble, I'll
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: move on.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Yeah, I choose not the dumb. I choose
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: not indulged, indulge in blood magic.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm bored. What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: seen someone do that made you rethink your entire relationship?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I helped him make his bed and noticed something black
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: on the corner, only to flip the whole mattress and
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: realize the entire mattress was covered in bugs.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Ill. Hell, yeah, no, I'm the yeah, we're good, and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: you know the fucked up thing. She probably she probably
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: she probably been trying to figure out why the fuck
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: she was on at the fun she be having like
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: little little mosquito bites like damn, why the fuck am
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I itching?
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmmmm.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Nope, because the motherfuckers is contagious. M M. I'm gonna
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: sue you for emotional distress raining. Yeah that's a no. No,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: that's a not. That's a not. It ain't. It ain't.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Just just in the sane agreed and the toilet paper thing.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I think I found something that bother y'all my ears. Ship.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, I'm scared. I love to scratchyall elly ended
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: up like end up on the on the bed and
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: end up on the floor.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Listen, that's that's the quickest way to happen to get
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: your foot tap like that's the spot.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Ship, like the dogs you scratching like ah and get
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that good as that good as I just woke up.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Stretch, Oh yeah, the first thing when you like, you
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: stretch so hard that your legs, your body looks.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Nothing good. Stretch, that's something good stretching, and it's.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Like stretch stretch, we so good. You gotta sit there.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You gotta sit there for like ten minutes. Like I
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: know I should get up, but I'm just comfortable. I'm
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: real relaxed. Now, all right, I'm bored. What's the most
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do that made you
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: rethink your entire relationship? Freshman college roommate apparently had never
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: heard of a waste basket and was tossing used feminine
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: hygiene products under her bed. God, once we figured out
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the smell, she had to move out. Yo, that's some
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: ship you do when you like when you when you were,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: when you when you're young, and you don't know what
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the like, you don't know, you didn't you didn't receive
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the the proper etiquette. You know what I'm saying, like, bitch,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: by this by this age you you you know what
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: you're doing? Bitch you no? No, no, fuck fuck no? Yeah, yeah,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: we're done. That is I'm not coming over you.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: That's diabolical plus ten.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Diabolical BLUs. Then okay, old mister before, but it's not
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: a good smell, so I haven't no. But then on
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: top of that, you're putting none to get big yo.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: You you're breathing, you're breeding animals. Yes, because you you
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: leave it there long enough, you you're gonna, You're gonna.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You wanna see flies, You wanna see flies and ship
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: like yeah, no, no, no, we good like we were good.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I don't matter of fact, but I don't even want
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: coming from you from nothing for the holidays were good.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Tell you tell your mama. I'll tell you my mama,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: miss her we are. That's nasty.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Next one, I'm bored. What's the most unhygienic thing you've
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: ever seen someone do that made you rethink your entire relationship?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: He would buy a gallon of Arnold Palmer and then
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: keep it from temperature for a week as he kept
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: it by the bed and drink it. I'll wake up
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: thirsty and ask for water. And he tried to hand
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: it to me at day five.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Wait, all right, First of all, being a proprietor like
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: always having like something by the bed to drink if
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: you if you no, I'm just saying like no, if
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I got it, gotta juice, juice, juice. The one day
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: that that just gotta be gone by to buy at
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: least like day two or something, motherfucker. Or you're gonna
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: get your big ass up and go put get your
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: lazy ass up and go put a in refrigerator, but
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: not a palm, motherfucker. They tell you that shouldn't need
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: to be that shouldn't need to be refrigerated. Mm hmmm, nah, brading,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: don't try. That's like a seven D. But don't don't try.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Don't try to. It ain't diabolical, just nasty, your little
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: your little your little in room yellow in room hooch,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: nigga because after the free what I'm saying, like day five,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: like day five, yo.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: You drinking more sweet moon shine pretty much in this
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: episode of y'all Sweet Tea more sh tea moon shine,
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: your tongue numb and ship like about some more of
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: my tongue.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Them nigga because it's mold des How to contain them?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: You finishing the die? That's why stupid.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Sweet team shin dumb ass? And what's the song for
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: the Keeley Spectacular? But if we can't find it because
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it was I don't.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Think that song.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: If you love me, please don't let us find it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: What's what's the alternate song y'all make it last time.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: But then we used make it last fever already.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah we did. Yeah, I don't remember. No, cut close,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: what's that? I like? No do No, No, you used
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you might be young, but your red ass. I don't
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: remember using it. But if I don't know, I don't know. No,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I do believe we did use make Yeah, we did
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: use make it last.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Well, let's do twisted by cut close next one.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: He had the worst case of ginger vitis I've ever seen.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: He brushed the teeth. Brushed his teeth with the lights off.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Anytime I brought up the Dennist, I get cussed out.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I'm doing I got out and turned the lights on.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: You would have thought Mike Tyson punched him in his
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: mouth as much blood as.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: In the sin.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: That was my seventeenth reason. It immediately skipped thirteen. Oh god,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: she said, let's go to the bat, bringing up as
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Dennis as bitch.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, did I just curse your mother up?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Why did you? Why? Over the Then you're bruffy here,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: smelling like not It smell like horse hiccups. I think
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: that's where's the horse hiccups? Bro Ew, What the fuck
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: you gotta bringing that nigga. Man, fuck you ain't that
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Dennis bitch? I ain't going Yeah, next waiting for that.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: That was diabolical, yo, saying brushes teeth with the lights.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's just a black flag nigga to
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: walk around looking like Leon's thanks, they ain't gonna have
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: no teeth.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: She kiss him? Get scarby.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: My god today.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Next one, someone said they cleaned the toilet with the
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: sponge and used the same sponge to wash the dishes.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Help you know.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I don't have an alcoholneeds. Oh lord, I'm slipping. Oh
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: that requires liquor.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Talk about something. The bathroom clean? Oh the dishes too,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: m hm, what.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: My god today?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, that goes up there. That goes up there, Chase,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: stop looking at my legs. I go up there with that,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: go up there with them damn dishes. Bro, I'm never
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: eating from your motherfucking house. We we are done.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: They goes on the list, and this is why I
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: don't eat and potlucks on it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: That was definitely.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: That was definitely on hearing the comments, I'm bored. What's
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? That
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: made you rethink your entire relationship. He picked his ear
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: wax and ate it. I was so gross start I
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: left the next day no warning. A four year relationship,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: ups and downs, and that was the absolute end of it.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: A minute, why are you eating your wax? Nigga, I'm
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: so confused. I'm so confused that I'm so confused. I
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: don't understand.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That's nice rating. That was about an eight.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: That's an il.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But yeah, mm hmmkay.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I kept getting light in my senior year and had
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: no clue why my family in BF didn't have it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: One day, my best friend at the time laid her
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: head on my shoulder and I could see eggs slash
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: knits on nearly every strand of her hair.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: She feel like she had been palm colored.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: She's but you know, we tend to not get license.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: That's what Yeah, that's what I said. She had been
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: pump colored. My man, my man, nail the grass Tyson said,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: when it that that, you know, only only them get
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that get delight.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Not only them, Yeah, those folks, the peoples.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmmm mm hmmm. I'm bored.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: that made you question your entire relationship?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Talking about you even laying on my Yo, you can't
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: lay on my pillow. Yeah, I'm sorry, Go ahead, my boy.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: He threw a can of half eaten clam chowder out
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: of his bed and missed the trash can. He left
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: clam chowder on the wall of his roommate's side of
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: the door for a week because that side wasn't his problem.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta beat his ass.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting thing. Oh that's it might not have been
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: your browle, but you in that room, you smell it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Bitch. No, but see it's not as brob petty bitch.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. Yeah, you're gonna have to see me outside. Yo.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: We got a tussle. Yeah, we well, my mass I said,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: we're fin the most.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that's nothing.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I think I might might have found the most diabolical one.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I'm bored.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: that made you rethink your entire relationship? A roommate used
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: to leave his adult toy on the bathroom counter, and
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I saw maggots crawling around the side of it.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: About died right then and there. You're not bleaching your
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: dude though, My boy, what you could have washed the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: bitch with some dawn what what? M hm you yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: maggots on us, So can you?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Oh that means he was finishing and never cleaning.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh I tell every dude you fucking like, hey,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's dirty dick Tony, dirty dick Tommy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: But he has dick maggots right.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Right, said Brandon said. A couple of a couple of
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, we were gonna, we're gonna you out indirectly.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Bitch, God, dick maggott.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, take a picture, how you doing. You're taking
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: picture of that ship, and you'd be like, you know, hey, hey, hey, fellas,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: look that's that's that's gonna be That's gonna be you
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: because this is what he uses. Oh god, that's nasty.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: That was absolutely disgusting, disgusting all right, last one, I'm bored.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: that made you rethink your entire relationship? Was cooking for
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: us while we were camping. He cut his finger while
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: chopping onions and tried to cook, said bloodied onions for
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: us to eat. I stopped him and he said, it's fine,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: It'll cook out to make matters worst he worked in
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: the kitchen.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I'm a beat your ass.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: And y'all don't want to some some onions with a
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: nice spicy tomato something.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a beach and then I'm gonna go. Then I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: gonna go to your job. And yo, you you.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: People?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: You what the fuck calling the people? Oh?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: And that concludes this week's question of the week.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Fuh hm, working in the kitchen for for like, you know,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: for like the last like eight years of my life.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: You see the craziest ship I bet and yo, mm
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: hmmm that that's the one. Like yo, that's that's like
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: as many times as like your customers and ship might
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: get on your nerves or people send your food back
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: or whatever and you might be upset. Yo. Yo, niggas
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: don't play with blood.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Oh that no, that's when I used to work in
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: the kitchen. I've never worked at in a hospital cafegire.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: When I was in college, one of the not one
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: of the chefs you know, basically cut their fingers while
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: they with chopping vegetables, and the way they had to disinfect.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: They had to throw the vegetables, cooking away, chopping away,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: disinfect the surface. They had to disaffect the knife, the
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: knife and the cutboard, and then they had to go
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: in and make sure that the bandit or the cut
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: was sterilized, were clean, sterilized and double wraped with band aids.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: They had to put a glove over top of it,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: then put another glove.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Over top of that, and a cut glove and a
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: cut glove.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the chain links that you can't cut through ship.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Oh and then bro every everything that you touch, everything
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: that you touched, even down to the floor. Yo ah yo,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: yeah you would. Net boy, I'm a whoop your ass
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and like I'm I'm usually not I'm usually not the
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: volt I'm using the Bolla one. That's Sean. I'm we're
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: gonna suck you up and cones.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: This week's question of the week, Just can daddo passed that?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Lady, ladies and gentlemen, A quick, quick way to get
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: fucked up? Do that? Do that? Dumb ass? Do that
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: dumb ship like you cut it, like you cut yourself.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: That was an accident. I understand. I acknowledged that was
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: an accident. However, like you, you're not trying to clean
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: it and then not trying to then don't understand why
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: niggas is trying to get rid of the food like
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: we're not doing like yeah, no, we can't, we can't
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: eat that, that's that's inedible. Mmm. And you say it's
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: fine in the cookout. No bitch, no, no, no, you're.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Trying to put a fucking curse on me.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: People are definitely disgusting.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Beyond disgusting.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Its ship like that, Why Nigga won't eat spaghetti.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I'll eat spaghetti if I make it right, true ship.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it's like m hm mm hmmmm
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: hm no, yo, fuck you mhm mm hmm. You're gonna
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: get You're gonna get, You're gonna get stuck. So what's next?
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Yo, we're talking about now, child?
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Since we decided, I guess to do a bonus Q
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: and a mark just marked just merked.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: No five wednesdays, five wednesdays.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: M hm.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Five and five whole ones mm hmm. So I got
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: a few little chersians uh uh? I can does I
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: two have Skyward Daniel webs But I like Brandon It
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: wasn't tick doc. It was Instagram. So I'll be read
• 49:41
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• 49:43
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• 49:46
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• 49:59
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• 50:02
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• 50:04
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• 50:11
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• 50:11
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• 50:28
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• 50:33
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• 50:37
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• 50:41
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• 50:43
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• 50:48
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• 50:54
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• 50:59
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• 51:05
  Speaker 4: check you boom? Okay, So I'm gonna start with something
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: a little different this week. I came across this post
• 51:22
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• 51:35
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• 51:37
  Speaker 4: can have itchy eyebrows.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I've recently married my wife in May after six years
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: of dating. However, I met someone who makes me feel
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: more love than my wife does.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: We work together.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: She is absolutely beautiful, attentive, understanding, and she wants to
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: be a wife. I want to make her my wife.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: She doesn't have any baggage, is amazing. I married my
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: wife out of a sense of duty because we were
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: together for so long. In hindsight, I'm grateful for all
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: the miscarriages that we've had, so this way, there is
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: no responsibility.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: My only question is will she move on quickly so
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: that I don't have to feel bad about her being alone?
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Well the divorce is final. Will the divorce be finalized quickly?
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Because my girlfriend wants a full wedding. If for some reason,
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: my next marriage does not work out. Will she save
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: space for me to come back? Since I'm all she knows.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: That was it?
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Yep, Okay, I can't wait till we get this whole video.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, this real.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Nice and hot outside it is.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Let's check the web. You know what else is hot? Hell?
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Because that's where the fuck he's going.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I can't stand you dizzy bitches, and usually I go
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: off on the women, but as a president, married man
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: for almost fifteen years, you disgusted me.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: You should have been swallowed.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: He's a disgusting and not in a good way. Hmm.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You're trying to you because what you're saying is you
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: you her only friend. And that's what I took from that.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Y'all been together for six years and it took you
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: that long to like decide that you know, y'all want
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: to get married. But then the whole time you playing
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: around with your work wife. Now you made her your girlfriend.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get a divorce. You want to know
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: if the divorce is gonna go, the divorce is gonna
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: go quickly. And then first of all, it's not the ball.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Depending on depending on the state that you've been, you
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: can you can get a speedy. You can get a
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: speedy like the divorce can be finalized if it's a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: reconcilable differences. Most of the time, you gotta be separated
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: form separated for a while. And in that's wow, you're
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do You're gonna have to do therapy
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna have to do a relationship counseling. And
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like you have nothing, like you have no
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: real you have no real reason to like to wanna,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you know, absorb this relationship. You just you. You just
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: got a shiny new toy and you want to keep
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: playing with that toy. But eventually that toy gets old
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: and the new models come out. Yep, And she's gonna
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: move on because she's probably gonna find us. She's probably
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: gonna find a toy that's probably bigger than you and
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: better than you, and it's probably gonna give it and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: probably gonna give her give her children. But the thing
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: that really killed me was you asked how long. You
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: were saying how long? Because how long? So you hope
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: that it's over quickly so you don't feel bad. Fuck you.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: And the horse you rode in on you sorry, motherfucker.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Look at that horse look at that horse, that bitch
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: ass horse.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Yo, just just just do her favor and and just
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: just leave. She deserves bet him like bow out like
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you are you already cheat, you already cheating on you,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: already establishing a relationship, and I'm sorry getting new your
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: girlfriend should be paying attention to the pen thinks she's special.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: She thinks she's special. That's usually how it is.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: If she knows that he is married, she thinks she
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: is special and that his wife is not doing what
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: she's supposed to do, right, that's what they all think.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I think she's special real quick. Let's talk about that
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: y'all out here, because I don't I don't understand, like
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand even with men too, Like I don't
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: understand why y'all niggas wy y'all niggas be okay being
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: that's being that side nigga or y'all women okay being
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: the side chick. Because with y'all, y'all self est y'all,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: y'all think y'all doing something, and you really not like
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: even like you know, all the y'alls out here being
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: being uh Leslie Leslie Daniel Thompson and you know you
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you I hate that bitch. And you're out here like
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: you're out here trying, you know, you're out here trying
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to trying to perpetrate, like trying to perpetrate the whole
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: the situation and trying to be like, well, I can
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: do better, I can be better. And then that nigga
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: leaves thinking that you can do and be better than
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: realize you you're just some old you're just regulars ricks crackers,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: like you're not even you're not even a good kind.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: They got the childs in the side cream and shit,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: but you just you just cheese the peanut butter like
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: you regular, like you regular. And then he he might
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: have left a good thing, and he leaves a good thing.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck him for doing that because he don't because he
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: don't see them. He don't see what he got. But
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you know you don't deserve Jana say, you know you
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't know what you got into this
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: gun bitch ass nigga. I can't ship now, yo, that's
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: that ship like that that ship burned me up, like
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: just to hear like when I hear when I hear
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: people that like you don't like you, like you, you
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: can fix the problem. You can you can open your
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: mouth like you be a bid big man, put on
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: your big boy underwear, you know, don't sit down, you
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: know and stand up like as you only say, stand up,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: open and open your mouth like speak if you have
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: a problem, tell tell her what the problem is instead
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: of this little puss that ship running around like running
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: around talking to somebody else because they stroking your ego.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Since the only word of my best I have for
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: you is run block that block that nigga a little bit.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: What can I do to make her keep a space
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: open for me in case my marriage don't work out?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: And then on top of it, that sounds like you, oh,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you're manipulating her, like you're manipulating.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Her, like yeah, this is past manippat dip, this is
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: straight up that's you.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. You're trying like you're trying, You're
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: gonna you're you're gonna swing it around because you're saying
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: that you're all You're all she knows. And it sounds
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: like you're doing that sh it on purpose, like you're
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: purposely you're purposely trying, like purposely trying to like isolate
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: like isolate her from everybody else, so that if that
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: ship don't work out, what you're on this new bitch,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: you can go back. You can go back and be like, baby,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just want to baby, I just want
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: my family back. I want my family back, even though
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: we don't have you know what, yeah, I don't have
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: nothing else to add to that, right, what's next?
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Of course, We're going to Brandon's favorite thread. Yam oh,
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: did I already tell them?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Go to Hell?
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Go to Hell's? Are going to brand and favorite thread,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: just you know, just just case, you know, just case,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: just case, he said.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: The first time, go to Hell. We're going to Brandon's
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: favorite thread.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Six Brown Chicks aka the six Brown halfits aka this bullshit,
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: and the question reads, I look good because I invested myself.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I turned heads.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: My BBO is realistic in my ass cheeks a supple.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make up artist by trade, so I know
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: how to of course, she is, so I know how
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: to accentuate by natural beauty. Don't hate me, I'm only
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: telling you the truth. I also know that many are
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: visual bands, so I can attract them all. But the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: the man I want is obsessed with his dust bucket wife.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: He was my high school boyfriend. We grew upart and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: reunited recently at a mutual friend's funeral. I tried to
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: hug him, and he blocked me with one hand and
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: introduced his dust bucket wife with the other. She's short, skinny,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: plain and homely. I look better with him since I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: bumped into him. I've sent him dms and I've made
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: petty comments on her dusty post like call me, please
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: let me do your makeup. I sent the nasty DM
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: pickure of my wegs pears cat and he called me
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: and agreed to link up for coffee.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: I arrived pantiless and ordered and sat down. A half
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: hour later, he walked in with his dust bucket wife.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: They sat with me him this is my wife. She
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: is my partner for life. Do you understand behavior is inappropriate?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Please stop? They left the other.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: I know he doesn't mean this. How do I get
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: him to link up with me alone?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Bitch?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: The only person you need to link up with it's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: a therapist. Yo, you need a therapist. It's something wrong
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: with you. This sounds like a lifetime movie in the making, So.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, tell you here's my question, Yo, why do you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: always do that? Like you you try to like why
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: why niggas always shock? Go back down on, go back
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: down memory lane when you when you reunite with somebody
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: at a funeral baby shower, just see a motherfucker the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: at the wedding and it's like, Yo, we used to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: be good together. And it's like, yeah, nigga when we
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: was like sixteen, right, like you used to be bitch
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: like we like we was good together when we were sixteen.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Niggas ain't no shit, And I mean and nigga say
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: then maybe off and on maybe maybe like between like
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: eighteen twenty one, like niggas still don't know shit. But yo,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: just cause she looked like a dust bucket you and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: that yo, tell him, Yo, that's the most beautiful woman
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: in the world. And that shit burned you up because
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: you did all of that shit, all that superficial ship
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: and you can't get a nigga.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: There's more than look sugar, but you've all hear.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Making bitches look amazing like they got beat by the
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: gods and you can't get a nigga. That's crazy. That
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: should burn you up, don't you know what I'm saying?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. She out here, you know,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: she out here doing doing, doing her doing, her big one,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: making all these other women look good for they man,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: and she ain't. She can't even get one pathetic glad
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: your attitude.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Man told you on your face, hand and want you all.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: You hear me saying that because she's sitting here.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Bitch, Joe.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: He legit that that something Leslie and and Sherry Marie type.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: She still love me? You mean he tell me what
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: you can no other.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Choice, like like like the girl stay with you, like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: like like baby's kids, like you.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Know you still he love you like you know what
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: it's not love them and over shoes you got on, bitch,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: sit down somewhere to sit down somewhere. Word of advice, Man.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Fix yourself, fix the inside you to put all that
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: work on the outside. Jesus and the therapist.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: I will give you missus Howard's number because you you
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: you you delude.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: First of all, shout out the Messrs Howell and all
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: and all this all this business and your niggas been
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: giving herbably she's booked in busy chair y'all niggas forget it.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Her email Monday like listen. Can you come back, sis,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: baby come back. You can blame it all on me.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: I got one hundred and forty dollars. I get an
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: hour going.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Through this hour, this hour, baby, come back, niggas pay me?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: All right, moving along, We're gonna stay righty on. Six
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: brown chicks chall you already him. I wrote on Facebook
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: about the Joy's instruct in hurts in the property. Nico
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: responded an offer to help me with the yard. Nico
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: is tall, mixed brown scam with green eyes, long curly
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: blonde locks, and a chisel body.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: What Mexican.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Mixed with fuck nigga, Nico proposed after we dated for
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: two months, because grown men don't wait, we just know
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: when we meet our future wife. I posted my ring
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: and he became vicious when other women DMed me about
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: his habit of legally robbing women blind. He told me
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: that his exes were bitter, and he made me delete
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: the photout he doesn't have to scam women. I was
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: lucky to have him.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: After we got engaged, Nico had me do a quick
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: claim d to put my childhood home in his name.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: We opened a joint bank account and he made monthly
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: deposits I watched that account grow with excitement because he
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: was depositing money, and that was proof that he wasn't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: scamming me. We were at twenty six thousand, seventy six
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: dollars and thirteen cents. On a Friday, we drink and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: made love and I slept until Sunday night.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: He slept. I woke up to Nico's blonde lock.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Wig in the bathroom sink, and all his clothes were gone,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: blonde locks wig. There was only fifty dollars in a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: joint bank account. Nico sold my house and he never
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: came back. He didn't return calls. I texted that I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: was calling the police, and he replied.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: You don't even know my government name. Nico is not
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: his name. Also, Nico is a mix. He's a tanned
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: white boy. I don't know what advice you can give me,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: but I'm open to suggestions about revenge and getting my
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: house back.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: You're dumb, dizzy bitch, Miss Mama's we're gonna call you
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: dumb Donald.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: We're gonna call her Rashida.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: My name a girl.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: I love that, damn boy, ma'am, you got got and
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: it's pathetic. Two months, first of all nigga blond locks
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: could never say nothing to me? There's that because and
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: you didn't see that least you didn't see the leak.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: She was dickmatized, baby, How did you get here's my thing?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: How did you get? I could see if one woman
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: came on being bitter in the coming.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Multiple and nobody dicked. That good for multiple women to
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: come to you as a woman. I'm sorry you you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: in danger, Miley.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What's that?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: Brendasha, Linda, Felicia, Sean and Teresa, Monica, Sharon n Vicki, Lisanica,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Karen Cookie, Oh I met her and ice Cream, Paula, Tanya, Diane,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Loreen and Carl.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Her Brota.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: Brina about three crimes, Shelley Bridget, Kathy, Rosha, Angel, Kelly,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Nicole and.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Tracy, Donna, Lana, Towanda and Wanda Yolanda and yeah, all
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: treated fairly but yet like.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Keep you lace, lady, play play every time you call
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: me it is with the same thing.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Girl. What you want? Cisco way on for ask me
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: about the chicken hands? God, I got a up. If
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: you want to be with me, you can't understand these things?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Tell you what Joe roum me.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Round me.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: He he.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: That's recipe, said the great DMX.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: But yo, you dumb ass, like he made you sign
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: a quick claim deed on your childhood.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: And you weren't even married to him, that you.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: You deserve what you got. I ain't gonna I. I
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: usually be trying to defend folks, I can't.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: I can't defend that.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to can, but I can't.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: You deserve that, so you know you.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Can't defend that.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Sis. I'm sorry.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to can, but I cannot.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: You cannot.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: What in the fuck is wrong with you? My god,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: my god, this is m You go up on the
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: list with management yep, No no, no, that's not no
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no no no. First of all, no,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: it's poor pussy management in the combination of the two.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: First of all, why do you wanna line? Why you
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: wanna line? Posting on posting your fucking business? And that
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: just for just for a little little Nico Swabe to
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: come up in there and be like, hey, I can
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: help you so and then he had, then he had. He.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: You ain't learn nothing to trust a nigga named Nico.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: You ain't see what the fun happened?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: To me me. Damn, oh wow, you fucking right, you
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: ain't learning, and so that you didn't learn, You didn't learn.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: He had this been swinging from shop worlds and all
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: while looking like see it from ice age.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You can't trust your nigga named Nico. What a room
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: with a male roommate?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: What a male roommate in Atlanta? Rent thirty seven dollars
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: in Atlanta?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Is you doing? Hold up like it wasn't Wait
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: a minute, but it wasn't what it is up here?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: True ship? But yo, oh man, yo, y'are on.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: The damn too big room? Rent nine hundred dollars. Uh,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: kind of shenan again. If the Sannan wants, they gonna
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: shannan again.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Man, they heat the ship. He definitely did. Baby.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: He played you like a fiddle. But but you know
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: what he played you like? Jimmy Hendrix played the guitar.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Excuse mean Waller kissed the skill.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: So pretty it's like a piccolo, all right, So my
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: so so all right, say good look that ain't my name?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies, So now now now this just this
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: just aarn again. We got now, we got we have
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: a real conversation, and that conversation is get out your
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: fucking pride when somebody trying to tell when somebody trying
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: to warn you about something, especially if they especially if
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: they gonna tell you something, and all of a sudden,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: you now, y'all, you get on your high horse and
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: be like, bitch, you just trying to steal my mad No,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: she ain't girl. You're gonna believe you believe you you
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: feel me.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: I got twenty twenty visions with my contacts in bitch,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: but I believe my eyes.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. But that's my quick claim
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: d in your house. But that's what I'm saying. So
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: it's like, yo, you people be you niggas, be trying
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: to look at your homeless right as I'm mad, and
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: but you're but you're mad, you mad? You know you
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: be going to self esteem mind, And it ain't even
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: the self esteem. It's like, it's fucking pride. Joe. You
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: you don't like what somebody else telling you about your man?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Don't talk. Don't talk.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: You can't about question what's up for this young lady?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm scared.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Back in the day when.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: You were in elementary school, were there only five.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Students in your class, bitch. I thought you was really
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: going for the question.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Did y'all hold hands in a straight line?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: No, but I mean, but go to the cafeteria. But
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: the real I mean, but the real question is is
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: like maybe people been trying to like people have been
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: trying to they're they're trying to warn you because your
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: short you posted a picture of this man. That's what happened.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry now, but that's I mean, but usually that's
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: what happened. That's what happens, and that's what happens in
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: all kind of situations, because it's like you you post,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: you posted your man, and somebody said they seen your
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: mad so funk that your dumb ass, Like, yeah, go
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: ahead be home because you didn't want you ain't want
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: to listen. You ain't want to take five minutes to
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: like five minutes of your time. Come high. Let me
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: in the d MS. I know I know him and
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: you you're in danger. Baby, don't don't don't do that,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: because he did. He did that same ship to my homegirl.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: He got him here and she said, she said that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: niggas is telling her. He said, the niggas is telling her.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: That was telling her that she that he that he's
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: known for legally robbing people.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those who do not see or feel must be homeless.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You ain't got to tell me something, but
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: one time that's all I need. I'm sorry. After a
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: certain point, baby, you gotta learn, you gotta listen.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: I got my house, my ships locked up, I sided.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Nothing, ain't no sex that damn good, have not. I'm
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: a sign over my house that you ain't got no shame,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: but stopped.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: Listening to jobs that takes my money. I would saying,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: my come someone and heaven he stole.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: He took it off, and he did legally, That's what
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. But but that's what I'm saying.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Put you out for two days. But did he drunk you?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: He could have killed you.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: My genuine question is if he didn't sign his actual
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: name on the documents, right, she probably an' pay attention
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: to none of that, right, But if he didn't sign
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: his name on actual his real name of actual documents,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: doesn't that make the marriage and.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: They won't even marry?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: Ye, they was engaged, but everything invalidated the.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Quick claim beat and everything basically essentially validated name.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Because he whoever he sold the house to you don't
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: legally own house because you can't sign something. No, and
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: it ain't you real yeah potential, Yeah she done, No,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: but you're still dumb. But go get a lawyer girl.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: But no. But that's usually I mean, but that's usually
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: the case. A lot of people, a lot of people
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: take everything for his say, and then they don't do that,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: they don't do their own research because it's like stupid, right,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I just want to make it. But pride, I mean,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: but pride and she probably felt fed up that he
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: did that ship and so it's like, yo, she don't
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: want to That's that's in the mission. They tried to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: warn her. Stupid ass exactly.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: And somebody else, I mean, he he gonna keep striking
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: and just put his face out there for the next
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: person to recognize.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Him up and hope and hopefully and hopefully.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: They fell up a sock with a beg of Nichols
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: and beat his ass.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Hopefully the next one listens like you did, right.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: That's what that would be nice. But I mean, Beg
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: and Nickels set them up. But I mean, unfortunately, and
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: it's like and it's not a it's not a it's
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: not a knock on it's not a knock on women.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: But I've noticed that when when might try to talk
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: to somebody about they man, it's like a woman about
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: her man, and then it's like, oh, she gets she
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: gets defensive, and.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Its not that's not a woman specific thing. I've seen
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: men do that about their part.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just speaking of like my girl, My girl,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: a good girl.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: You know she won't leave the house, She'll be doing
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: ship all along, your girl pussy popping on only fans.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Support her and her business mention. Moving along, last one,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: can't nobody do it like she do?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: Last one came from the relationship relationship.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Delt bitch, bitch, bitch bitch, but you can't do it
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: like me. I bet you can't do it like me.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: I bet you can't do it like me.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't do it like me?
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  Speaker 4: But step bro stop I put two of them do together.
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  Speaker 2: He had ad d absolutely that could bend itself up
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that might be the.
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  Speaker 2: Song for the episode versus Achilles Spectacles.
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  Speaker 1: Particularly at it like me last one.
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  Speaker 4: Moving on to relationship advice thread on Toxic Reddit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm out title is my thirty four male wife thirty
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  Speaker 4: four female wants me to turn down a good job
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  Speaker 4: because she doesn't like who I will work with. How
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  Speaker 4: can I get her to understand that I have to
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  Speaker 4: do his best for the family. Okay, so almost two
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  Speaker 4: years ago I had an affair with my co worker.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was a mixture of depression and stress
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  Speaker 4: they caused it. I'm better now, and I can say
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  Speaker 4: we both deeply regret what happened. I ended up getting
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  Speaker 4: a different job and my wife and I work things out.
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  Speaker 4: She still struggles with trusted me, but has gotten better.
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  Speaker 4: Fast forward almost two years, my former co worker messages
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  Speaker 4: me out the blue about career opportunities, trying not to
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  Speaker 4: be too specific, but she got a really important job
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  Speaker 4: and has her own staff, and she asks me to
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  Speaker 4: be her chief of staff. The salary would be fantastic,
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  Speaker 4: and we got coffee and caught up, and I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to probably take it. I told my wife, and sheely
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  Speaker 4: she said absolutely not in normal circumstances, I would understand.
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  Speaker 4: But we have a five year old and the salary
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  Speaker 4: is just great. I'm the type of guy that puts
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  Speaker 4: my child first, and this would allow us to put
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  Speaker 4: a lot in his college fund and trust fund and
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  Speaker 4: in general. But she has said absolutely not. I reassured
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  Speaker 4: her that my former co worker soon to be bossed,
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  Speaker 4: is disgusted by her past actions, as am I, and
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  Speaker 4: this is professional and she knows that I'm capable. I
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  Speaker 4: just want my wife to understand that we got to
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  Speaker 4: think of our son right now.
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  Speaker 2: Advice yourself in a situation, because why would you even
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  Speaker 2: consider one taking a meeting with this woman without your
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: wife no knowing? Because IM assuming the wife didn't because
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  Speaker 2: she would have shut the shit down from the strike one.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you then come back and say the woman
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  Speaker 2: not cheated on you with my former coworkers. Now this
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  Speaker 2: power powered executive and she wants to hire means a
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: she for staff strike too.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you?
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  Speaker 2: Why would that even question? Why would that question across
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  Speaker 2: your head?
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  Speaker 1: So somebody asked him a question.
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  Speaker 4: He said, she wants to work with me because she's
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  Speaker 4: seeing how effective I am in my job.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, she do.
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  Speaker 4: We have both acknowledged that we were wrong and there's
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  Speaker 4: no risk of another affair. Somebody responded to him and said,
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  Speaker 4: find another job. Your reasoning is asked, aine, it is
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  Speaker 4: it really is. He said, I'll take everyone's advice, but
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  Speaker 4: it's crazy. Everyone is disregarding the fact that I would
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  Speaker 4: it would improve the life of our child that we choose,
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  Speaker 4: that we chose to bring into this world. Somebody responded
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  Speaker 4: and said, you mean the child whose mother you cheated on?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: That child?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: They said, you weren't thinking about that child and home
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: life you destroyed when you were dicking down the random woman.
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  Speaker 1: Were you?
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  Speaker 4: Therefore, I don't feel like I have to answer this
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  Speaker 4: question because they answered the ship for me. That's how
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  Speaker 4: I felt about the whole situation when I first read
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  Speaker 4: this record, because like it's it's it's it's the nerve
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  Speaker 4: the other goll. You want to go back and work
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  Speaker 4: with somebody that you cheated on me with, and not
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: only not work with them, you're working directly under them
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: because you have a high position. They're your boss now,
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  Speaker 4: so you're saying you regretted, and you know she regretted allegedly.
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  Speaker 4: Who's to say that she This is not a ploy
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: to get you back around.
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  Speaker 2: And now if you turn her down or she makes
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: an advance, she can fire you say oh, poor job performance,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: and it'll be your word.
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  Speaker 1: Against First of all, you're not. First of all, you're
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  Speaker 1: not slick. No, you're not. You're not nothing slick to
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: an you, you I see, I see what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Like I see what you're doing, and I say it,
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  Speaker 1: and but you try to try to give my son right,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean you try to spend it to your wife,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: and your wife are like, listen.
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  Speaker 2: Your wife the fuck out of here.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Your wife to take out you. She she will rad
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: the gold broke, then to let you then to let you,
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  Speaker 1: let you pull that bullshit. And I get like, like
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  Speaker 1: I said, I understand understand what you're trying to I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I understand it. She said, you got her fucked up
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  Speaker 1: basically what she might have been born at night, but
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: she wasn't born last night. Okay, okay, find another job
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  Speaker 1: that's going. I mean, if your skills are what they
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: say they are, you.
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  Speaker 2: Should have no issue farther than another job. She think
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: this was gonna go when she wanted genuinely curious, I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: would like to know sim you. I mean, you want
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  Speaker 2: to be special. You want like you want to do something.
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  Speaker 2: Excel right your accel. Write your recommendation, that's true, as
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: her right, ask her right your recommendation and go somewhere
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: to go to go somewhere else, like, yeah, asked her
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  Speaker 2: to do that, because what you're doing, like what you're
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: trying to do, don't don't, don't coincide with what's really
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: going on. Your your wife smarter than you think she is,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: and you stop playing with her. Don't play with it.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Don't play with it. Don't play with it.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Stop playing. The lady gonna beat the ship out of
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: your heads.
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  Speaker 4: Don't break.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: She's gonna cut she gonna catch you. She she gonna catch,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: she gonna catch you. Can I reframe the question.
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  Speaker 2: If if it was a raise now this job he
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: explained it, but if he okay, if he did everything
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: right and brought the situation to his wife and said, babe,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: the job comes with a raise of one hundred and
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: seventy five thousand dollars and you're on top of what
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: I'm already making.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: I told him to take the job and still divorce
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: and say you don't stay with cheetahs. There's no in
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: the fact that he made excuses for his cheating. No,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: I was, I was stressed out and in this, this
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: and this and this. It's never an excuse. It's never
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: in y'all find any damn depression is Streuss. I ain't
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: never been so damn depressed that I want to go
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: suck some dick.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like, I don't want to be bothered when
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm called. She called that one front. Hey listen, I
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: can come in. Just put your dick in my mouth
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  Speaker 1: right like.
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  Speaker 4: Now now the nigga he's gonna go for it would
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: make me feel better. Look there for later he can
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: be like, I mean, I do anything to help me.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Al down. Come here, this motherfucker with herd dick. I'm
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: ready to go.
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  Speaker 4: If they're gonna have no drawers or nothing, Jesus, just
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: some basketball shorts, some socks, a tank top, and some
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: Nikey slides. That's the thought outfit. That's the yes that's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: in that outfit. That's what I told the guy did
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: I'll be seeing it Taco Tuesday. I was like, you
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: be coming in like a slut.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: I like it. He was like, what are you talking about?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: I was like, you got on grace up pants, socks
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: and slides and a T shirt. You probably no jewels
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  Speaker 4: on d You're gonna fold somebody up like a part
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: when you leave here?
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  Speaker 1: What was you started laughing, you'body gonna Can I be
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: that person? I was trying to vo volunteers?
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  Speaker 2: Cannot be that.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Said?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Can I be tall and buffing? I was looking like,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just saying you feel I mean, you
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: need some volunteers.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm always helping here to help a friend. Listen,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: my friend in needs deserves backshots. Indeed, yes, I mean
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: help me help you.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: So you already ready? I mean you're already dressed. You
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: already ready? I mean, oh classical, just so happening.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't got no pantings on neither under this dress,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: ain't got no hang You're not on.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: The dance floor, bitch on that club. Listen, I'm miss uncut. Y'all.
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• 1:25:13
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  Speaker 1: I miss uncut, You just missed tip drill. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got pans on the dance so I was
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  Speaker 1: on that too. I ain't got no pens thing. Yeah,
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