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someone just took a swig or something and I want to know what it was uh it's
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uh passion fruit recorder leg oh that sounds very sweet it's uh not as not as
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good as I thought it would be and in hindsight I don't know why I didn't
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think it was going to taste exactly like this the first mouthful I think would be
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great but by the third I'd be sick of it by now I'm kind of used to it the first
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mouthful I was like oh that's right this is what passion fruit tastes like well
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the C is just very sweet in general yeah I I I do like them as a like you know
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little party drink for special occasions you having a party there party of one
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sure welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy Luke it sounds like I think
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recorder league is something you well I would have thought something you'd be
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into I don't know what it is luk what
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what is your favorite soda to drink it is raspberry fan okay well of course it
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is I'm drinking some right now well I remember when you had a phase you went
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through where you were dressing dishing [ __ ] there I go again when I was
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dishing left and right all over people's faces spitting on their backs um when
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you when you were drinking uh piona yes
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yeah imagine if piona was alcoholic or was it Pito Pito was the budget
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version yeah but they they're the same drink right well if they contained 4.5%
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alcohol then that's basically what you'd be drinking oh a little bit of a segue
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but not really I have a new favorite fruit okay is it a fruit you've never
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had before until now or it's just overtaken I haven't actually had the
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fruit on its own yet but I've had gin infused with it I don't think we ever
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your previous favorite fruit so that's right I think I might I mean now that
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you've said Jin I mean there's only certain things you can fuse Jin with but
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Matt do you want to do we want to have a guess which fruit Luke has never had before
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today maybe [ __ ] what would you Fus with Jin I mean there's the famous
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slobberry Jin that uh is is usually the infusion of Jin so maybe he's had slow
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berries for the first time but no I have not yeah and I can't imagine somebody
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just going to the supermarket and being like Oh yeah killo slow
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berries I don't even know what a [ __ ] slow is my favorite my favorite fruit
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used to be lime cuz Okay goes great with June is it now
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lemon no no no I can I can eat lemon's
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hole okay you eat my ho you swallow
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it Ranger excuse me what Ranger that's not
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a word not made that up Ranger lime B wa
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it's just a lime the same it's just a type of lime is it it's basically a
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mandarin uh crossed with a lime oh like a bit of Crossing Mandarin lime okay and
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I'm in love with it I want to get an actual one to try it in real life not
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just infused I want to eat one hole
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hole just not eat it plain just [ __ ] eat it
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ho how be are they what they do um the picture I'm looking at right
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now they look probably about the size of a lemon have a lemon you're looking at a
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picture of it so you've not actually had it yet no no no I've just had the Gin
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that's infused with I've got the what it's like mixed with gin but I actually
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just want to try you just a plain one on its own Luke's palette is so refined
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that he can distinguish the two tastes the gin and the and the
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actually with the years of smoking and drinking I can't taste a lot if it burns
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he knows it's alcoholic and he's happy mhm yeah oh there's a deer in my window
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oh dear [ __ ] off deer hello we're busy speaking of Mandarin you know uh you
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know that we have mandarins here but do you know what they call
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them small oranges that peel easy close
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it's a long name but they call them oranges that's what do they call
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they don't have them what that's so I was nearly right so we we call small
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oranges mandarins because they are the oranges from
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Asia huh oh I get you I get
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you okay yeah hence the name yeah yeah
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interesting so they don't have oranges at
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all they yeah yeah I got you and they're
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very popular but uh they're not what we call oranges
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wow that's weird you you learn something every time you listen to this podcast I
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know it's very educational well here's do you want do you want other Asian fruit facts
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absolutely it on fruit in Asia is so much more delicious than it is anywhere
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else in the world like the [ __ ] just tropical fruits you get here are amazing
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have you ever yeah remember those banana lollies that you had as a kid they you
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can still get them in alen's party mix right you know how they taste they taste
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nothing like a banana like a real banana like a powder yeah unless you're in the
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Philippines in which case that's what bananas taste
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like huh really if you ever have the
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chance to eat a Filipino banana do
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it is that a euphemism
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or it is now and I nearly got that word out right you did I think no no remix
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needed not needed I I got I got it in the one go but I don't know if it was
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technically correct but it was understood I feel mhm Filipino banana
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all right I don't know where I would find one here but I'll try they also do
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this thing called banana ceue which is frying up bananas on a barbecue oh that
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sounds delicious and uh that's [ __ ] great so it's a great
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name banana
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c yeah yeah I had a a papaya on a [ __ ] remote island in the Pacific and
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that was delicious okay do we need to unpack this first to ask why you were on a remote
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island in the Pacific uh we were on a cruise you don't mean Australia do
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you no no no on the island of Mar in in
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the Pacific it's a little island uh that
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it's basically just jungle and they they cut you over you from the cruise ship
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you take the little boats out cuz they can't get the cruise ship close to the
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island cuz there's no nowhere to park it no car park ship Park uh and then you
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catch like the the the locals there's like they live in little Huts there and
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uh and then there's like a couple of you catch them do you a couple of them have
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Vans and then they F you over to the other side of the the island to this
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remote beach and then the hunt begins no but it was they I know you're really
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into beaches Matt so this must have been a real no it was it was it's very
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beautiful there like it's ridiculously beautiful uh like I've never seen
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anything like it to be honest and and just the fact that it just like people
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live there on that [ __ ] Island that's amazing to me just in little Huts like
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wow it's amazing and then no internet they no they got nothing like they just
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I don't know make stuff swim and eat pap
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and I it's interesting but they uh the whole time on the way there on the
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cruise ship they're like oh we're going to go to this remote beach just you and
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and and the sand and remote isolation on this beautiful beach except when you get
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there the other 2,000 people from the [ __ ] cruise ship were also there so
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they joined you for the the exclusion that's right so you get there it's just like being a
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Bondi yeah but yeah it was very beautiful and the papaya was good yeah it from a from
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a a lady there who had a little stand but she was selling them chopping them
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in half with the machete I I think I've only had papaya in Fruit Salad [ __ ] are
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we still talking about fruit [ __ ] sorry well speaking of remote island let me
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start remote Islands uh there's a a guy in Japan well
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he's not in Japan well he's in Japan now he was in Japan no he currently is in
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Japan yeah yeah yeah he's been forced back to Japan uh masafumi Nagasaki
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was like you know what [ __ ] this I'm off and he just moved himself to a little
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remote island off uh off the coast of Japan somewhere I think power to him and
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uh he he lived there Ned uh off the off the land I love how
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nude is always part of it you know what I mean right well I reckoned for the
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first sort of few weeks even few months he was making sure he was clothed then
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he just got to the point of why well all he's wearing in these photos is
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get my dick caught in things he's he's got a little hat on that's the reason I
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wear clothes like I don't it doesn't matter if his little but as long as his head
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doesn't but he uh they called him the naked hermit and he lived on the island
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uh from 1989 the only thing they could uh differentiate him from the other
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Hermits The nude one go naked hermit he's got to go did I
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tell you about the time I was at work and um and somebody said blah blah blah
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I'm going to ask Dan about something or ask Dan if he wants to come or something
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and then somebody said Dan and then he went no no no hot
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Dan oh huh that yeah so yeah so you were
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ugly Dan I was just doesn't it you have to go that far
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Luke yeah thanks Luke for painting me with that brush so you're hideous
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Dan but I said uh I said oh there's a hot Dan and they're like oh yeah you
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know Dan from whatever the [ __ ] Department I like okay what am I they
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said oh you can be uh good personality
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Dan well they're a lot nicer than what I went with yeah yeah this guy he's lived
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there for nearly 30 years on this island and uh he he scavenged for food he
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wouldn't kill animals cuz he he saw he apparently at one point he was thinking
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about eating uh turtle eggs or he was eating turtle eggs but then he saw some
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hatch and he was like well I'm not doing that anymore cuz it's they're [ __ ]
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cute I'm not eating them anymore exactly uh however he's now been forced
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back uh to Japan because he got sick and they said no you've got to go and get
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treatment and uh you're too old and you're not allowed on the island anymore
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cuz you'll die and he's like I want to die on the island in fact his in his his words I've
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already told my family that I will die here I want to be killed by a typhoon so
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nobody can try to save me Jesus I mean
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that's oddly specific isn't it yeah well he just he said that people treated him
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like an idiot uh in the city and now no one treats him like an
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idiot they just call him the naked hermit yeah that's
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right yeah I don't have anyone to tell me he deserves here on the island I hope
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he I don't have to do what anyone tells hope he gets back there yeah I I hope he
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does too I mean like [ __ ] it man let him just let him do it if the man wants to
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die on an island surely he has the right to yeah yeah it's not like he's going
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out of his way to die on the island he just wants to live there and just that's
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where he'll be yeah like when you eventually die on Mars exactly that's
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right yeah it's going to happen when you're old and sick they'll send you
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back to Earth and you're like no let me go back to
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Mars I suppose we don't really know yet well they meant to be leaving uh two
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years you're meant to be leaving in two years you mean I meant to be leaving in
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two years wait you talking about Mars One they're not going anywhere stop
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it they're going in 2020 I remember reading it at the very start when I gave
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him 35 bucks or whatever not happening not going anywhere they didn't pick me
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you can go on Mars 2 I want old musky to take
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me there's a geek of the week this week and we discussed him me we discussed him
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so recently who died several times recently yeah who who died Matt I didn't
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know about this until I read this in the spreadsheet oh really and uh I meant to
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read some of the other articles here and I didn't cuz as soon as I saw this I was
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like No this must be a joke but it's not
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a joke I mean no he was old but I never
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thought and Ellison would actually
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die he was too grumpy to die
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yeah we were literally talking about how if you wrote a story har and Ellison
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would find a reason to sue you for something in it like week before last
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yeah and he he he passed away a couple days ago uh a lot of very amusing and
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some from some disturbing stories about him coming out since then Neil Gaiman
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wrote a very nice little little post about uh him they they became good
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friends and uh some other people have know him with listeners Nate in
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particular send in some stuff about him including a a story about how he uh he
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once offered to hook another author up with a Hitman to uh to I think it was a
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go out on a date something or to take care of the man who murdered his brother
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or something like that and uh J oh okay yeah that's probably better reason to
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get in touch with so that's come out recently and uh there's a story about he
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uh he once groped some some female author at a thing and it was a joke was
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a big thing and I he was he was just like you know what [ __ ] off all
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yeah he's just uh interesting guy and there's going to I think you're going to
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find out a lot of interesting stuff about him for the next week oh you
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reckon they've been holding back oh seemingly people have that's what I mean
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this is a guy who was known to be a [ __ ] creepy dude yeah yeah apparently
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people have been saving these up wow but uh so definitely from the
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sounds of it he's not going to be getting geek at we well he's a science
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fiction writer what if I was to tell you
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that he he worked heavily on Babylon 5
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yeah really really yeah yes D Trek 2 but also Babylon 5 yes he wrote what is
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considered I think to be the the best episode of Star Trek ever City on the
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edge of fever is that one where they go back to meet Shakespeare it's the one where uh
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Patrick Stewart is Sherlock Holmes and uh and there's literally marotti in the
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in the Hol deck yeah no please tell me that's a joke you never
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watch no no I'm joking it's not one of the uh the
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goofy Next Generation or or later Star Trek episodes it's one of the original
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series which while goofy were're not I mean as far as I'm aware we're not that
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goofy they weren't that good either come on mate what are you talking about going
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out there they're great but they weren't good yeah I know what you mean Luke come
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on mate maybe for that it's true though think about it
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look in some ways it's the greatest science fiction Saga ever written and in
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other ways it's it's just [ __ ] but yeah actually you know what else kissing
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aliens I've just noticed in this article he tried to sue
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uh uh the the writer of soldier the
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um the uh vanam movie oh no sorry his
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story was Soldier he tried to sue Terminator oh uh so James Cameron presumably although
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they don't name him uh no he tried to sue the Terminator it didn't go well but uh a
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boy and his dog we discussed also uh the other week and I noticed U just because
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I was looking up stuff about har nson afterwards I I there's a movie that I
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saw at one point when I was younger and I couldn't figure out what it was and I
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think it's the adaptation of a boy and his dog now that I've seen uh just some
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screen grabs from it I'm like oh I think that's that movie that I watched that I
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thought was interesting yeah right and one it's uh it's a good adaptation uh it's
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got the guy from Hawaii 5 or um [ __ ]
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what's his name anyway I'm definitely in hold on let me look this up but it it
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gets really weird in the second half where they go underground and there's
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all these Aristocrats in P wigs and stuff that's what I remember about it
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yeah I remember it seeming interesting to me when I was young but I didn't see
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the whole thing it just was on late one night or something yeah oh no I've seen
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it it stars Don Johnson uh Don Johnson who was famous in
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the80s for being in Miami Vice there you go what did I say Magnum
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PI was I said Miami Vice I don't know am it was it was minutes ago I don't
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remember yeah so yes hen nellson is dead and Luke what do you
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say um you're going to upset a lot of people if you don't allow this but don't
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let that influence you decision yeah I mean we could bring up some people that
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have this honor of being geek of the week that are far less deserving of it
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than har and Ellison well yeah that was before it came up to me to decide
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whether they get it or not that's true um look with the information I have
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at the moment I'm going to allow it okay all right but it sounds like you're
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going to be standing by to take it back at any time yeah like if if I read more
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about him next week it may be next week he's comes turns into dick of the week
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but at the moment he is our dick of
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week well look by all accounts he was a dick but uh it seemed like he also would
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bake a good geek of the week sorry distracted by a cup of tea thank you it
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was a very very uh interesting cup of tea no
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doubt just can't do two things at once you're male we can't multitask yeah
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that's true why God only gave us one dick except for that guy between the three of
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us and if you want to see that dick go to multip nerdgasm tocom um speaking of
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Dick of the week that's used to be able to go to Dan naked.com but
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uhg.com it's not hot Dan it's me I think you can go to multi nasm.com danan naked
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see that oh yeah which is my face super imposed on Luke's naked body yeah
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y So speaking of Dick of the week do have a dick of the week this week uh
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it's a gentleman from Wisconsin who uh
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who constructed a shoe camera to uh to
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perform upskirting which what a dick I I so creepy every time I hear the word
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upskirting I always think back to to Tony Martin yeah down blousing yeah down
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blousing upskirting he uh his his little he used to do a segment uh about up
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obscuring updates because it was quite popular back when yeah talking about
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that uh this gentlemen does it say his name no
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probably for the best just a Wisconsin man uh a Wisconsin man built a a shoe
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camera uh but he was foiled when the battery exploded uh injuring him and uh
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let me guess it was a Samsung could how complex was a shoe camera was
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it not sure what you just sliding scale of shoe
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cameras I like there's an aspect of this that I think is interesting just because
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like it's a felony to take upskirt photos in Wisconsin specifically it
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seems like and the article says that not every state has upskirting laws Alabama
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for instance has no such law although legislators there are considering
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adopting one this year surely that's covered by something yeah or like n
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can't stop me there no LW against taking photos up your skirt surely that's I'm
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doing right now lying on my back beneath you on the escalator yeah is not against
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any law man or Gods I don't know I just would have thought that'd be covered by something
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even if it's not specific yeah that's happening to you
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call a cop over he's like nothing not going to do about that he's well within
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his rights y just let him do his thing I'm going to have to take a copy of
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those photos and that's that's all I can do I know people are into different stuff
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but is that really a thing people don't ask of course it
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is doesn't seem always someone into something evidently I'm just reading
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more into it into what it is in Alabama so if he was to do it on you to take the
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uput phot it on private property yes but
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public no but that's the whole point right if if you're in private you
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probably have permission yeah if you're in public you definitely
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don't I didn't make their laws I'm not criticizing
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you you could legally fulfill that desire anyway right like what sorry what
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wait hold on hold on what are you talking about if you want to see
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upskirting photos surely you could just
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legally you know set up a photo shoot to what do you mean what like oh like pay a
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pay a girl to show you panties no well no no no if you're just looking at the
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like presumably he's taking these photos to sell them right why the hell else is
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he doing this are they just for him they probably are just for him yeah
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I'd say they're just for him all right fine but I think if he sells them the
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act of obtaining them as part of the thing yeah all right fine like you can't
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then say well I bought these photos off this guy legally yeah it's it's fine no
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no but if it's they have a I mean you can get fake you know videos of all
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sorts of weird [ __ ] on the internet that's per like produced legally like
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it's not illegal just you know yeah but I assume this kind of thing is if they
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want it it's not fun fair enough yeah if they know about it it's it's not fun for
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them I've always thought it funny that like um cuz you'll see every now again
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like photographers take photos of celebrities getting out of cars and up
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skirts I'm just like that to me seems so wrong they like put those that they can
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sell that on put the camera under the door to do it like to it's like come on
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guys the [ __ ] and then like uh there's those ones of uh it was a while AG I
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think it was Lindsay Lohan or something there were photos of her and everyone
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was like oh she's showing it off but then you see someone like some other
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journalist were filming and you see how they got those photos and it's just like
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that is just [ __ ] up like yeah right she she didn't she was not involved in
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the in the reveal of the the upskirt if you know what I mean like they had to go
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to a lot of effort to get those shots just gross but here's the thing right so
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I work in the media industry and if I don't get a signed release form from
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somebody in the background that you can't see anyway I have to blur them out
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like what law is it that protects
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photographers for for putting somebody's
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vagina that they have like obtained
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through great Jess yeah yeah like just because their celebrity doesn't mean
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that you can just do that Where's the Line there yeah well I
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remember listening to an interview with NY Portman once about um cuz she has
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kids now and she's had her and her husband have had confrontations with
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with Paparazzi cuz they're like [ __ ] off like we're out with our kids and like
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stop being creepy and cuz she's had uh photos of her taken um when she she was
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at like that topless beach somewhere or something and she like they didn't know
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anyone was around and then the photos leaked and that kind of stuff and she
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said it's horrible like like like but these people just don't give a
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[ __ ] no because they made a Fortune of the bad thing is is they sell it and
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then people are still actually looking at them as well but yeah there should be
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something in place that yeah you can't just take random photos of people and
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sell them I think or let's say you can is it the case that they don't know who
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is that why they that shouldn't matter because if you for example I use stock
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imagery all the time that I get from online sites and I have to pay a license
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fee to use them right so if somebody came to me and said I've got a picture
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of Natalie Portman's [ __ ] um I didn't take it and I'm not going to tell you
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who did but it's 500 bucks use it in any way you want your suddenly have the
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rights to that I've got a photo of Nelly B's [ __ ] staring
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[Laughter]
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Jan stop taking photos of people's [ __ ]
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Jesus it's weird no just just if you don't know them and they don't know
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you're doing it that's the line yeah yeah get consent uh this is a sort of a
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segue um we talked I think last week about dead or alive and uh and how they
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were they were going to change direction and uh they're taking all the sexiness
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out of it yeah except if you see CU they respect they respect women now and they
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didn't before but now they do did you see this did you watch the trailer no I
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didn't watch the trailer the new Dead Alive it's say Dead or Alive extreme
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Venus vacation oh my God I'm getting beach
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volleyball back you can you can pull the swimsuits off your opponents it's not
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even off your opponents it's just you watch the trailer it just seems like the
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girls oh you're just controlling the hair and you just pull it their swimuit
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taking photos and she's like oh your own pres like she just is like stop it [ __ ]
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off like while I don't like that how she's sort of fighting cuz she doesn't
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want it to happen it just yeah hey Luke you always said that you wanted a game
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where you had to sexually harass women maybe this is the one for [Laughter]
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you oh my God oh my God I'm watching the trailer now yeah it's just a disembodied
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hand and you're literally just groping at women who are trying to fight you off
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this cannot be a thing it's it is a thing that's the trailer for it they're
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all trying to like stop it yep Oh my God
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so uh there you go they are turning down the sexualization on the T I will say
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this no no no the tits are smaller than they used to be MH oh this one's riding
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a bike yeah this this is not I I think one of the fighting games which is not a
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really great argument cuz uh I mean maybe it is I don't know what this is
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this game uh I think you're looking at the game yeah I think it's just a rape
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game Dead or Alive Venus vacation I don't know what it is but
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uh oh my God and then I've just seen this other article Dead or Alive Extreme
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3 bikini malfunctions are too hot for
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America and only in Japan
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God there Dead or Alive Extreme 3 apparently features a bikini malfunction
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system which was not included in the western version of the game where their
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gear falls off from time to
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time Christ oh man oh yeah well good on
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you for taking it in a New unexist Direction yeah yeah and looking on the
29:25
same note I saw this article made me laugh cuz I watched this trailer as
29:29
well uh there's a game called Omega Labyrinth
29:34
z uh which was apparently coming to the West uh it is
29:39
now not because Sony has said no that's not going to fly over here in the west
29:45
it is a uh kind of jrpg like uh from what I gather Japanese role playing game
29:51
like Final Fantasy Style game I think uh where you play as a bunch of school
29:56
girls who want to make their their boobs
29:59
bigger and uh and if you watch the trailer for that uh you will see
30:06
probably why it is not getting a release over here uh in Europe they got refused
30:11
classification in Australia because they are a bunch of school girls uh and it is
30:16
very very boob focused Japan's such a strange Place yeah it really is such an awesome
30:23
place no I do like Japan I want to go back so you can play Omega Labyrinth Z
30:29
it's an interesting place I'll give you that I want to go to Disney C Disney C
30:33
yep Disney C cuz they've got Disneyland and they have Disney sea what is Disney
30:39
sea an underwater Disneyland yeah it's it's like SeaWorld
30:43
but Disney Oh I thought you meant the letter c because Omega Labyrinth Z I
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thought you were like Disney
30:51
C but fair enough okay wait it's a water park yeah oh not not a water park it's
30:58
just like it's got I think it's got animals and stuff water parks are awful
31:01
water themed rides but not not an actual water park okay I can't imagine you had
31:05
a water park if it's not a water park I mean it's got animal themed ride what is
31:09
it what is a water park then I'm I'm confused about what a water park is like
31:13
you know like with with water slides water slides yeah like uh is it Wipe Out the one up
31:19
in Queensland whatever it's called Wet n Wild Wet n Wild
31:23
yeah with so what is this just water themed rides yeah I think
31:28
think just not slides not specifically Disneyland parks and I didn't go to it
31:34
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can I ask for a bit of followup yes Luke you done your
34:04
homework no I have not I've not had a chance I've been I've
34:09
had to do some traveling up to Brisbane for a reason okay and then I was at work
34:13
during the week and then I was at work all Saturday night so yeah I've not done
34:16
my homework yeah so you haven't had time you hav't played any video games then
34:21
you wouldn't have had time no I I I did find time to play some
34:25
video games interesting course you did some new games came out this week and I
34:29
purchased them did you finish them uh no I did not finish them okay
34:36
all right but I got yeah I've been playing the crew
34:40
too I saw that you were playing the crew yeah I was looking forward to it but
34:47
yeah it's just it's missing something I
34:50
think it's fun is what it's missing ouch that's the harshest review Luke's ever
34:56
given anything that's right it's missing something sort of enjoying it
35:02
but I don't know I just it feels like they're trying to take stuff from Fall
35:07
of Horizon and I just don't think they've implemented it well Horizon's
35:11
the one where it's kind of open world right yes yeah that's fun I've got uh
35:16
whereas this is open world as well set up in America but I'm just fast
35:20
traveling anywhere there's no reason for me to drive anywhere so sounds like
35:26
Conan I will drive everywhere it's also the crew doesn't work very well with the
35:33
steering wheel whereas Force of Horizon does so do you still have your fancy
35:37
setup oh you have to get a new one right for the Xbox one I got a new one right
35:42
yeah I had yeah I had to get a it still cost me just as much and I still have my
35:46
old one okay all right so you haven't done your Scientology homework I assume
35:50
that's what you were talking about no I have not no that's right I promise I
35:55
will have a look at it next week okay okay next week and a full review and a
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full review fantastic I'll take notes this um I'm sure I'm sure that is part
36:05
of the homework I don't know how to take notes what do you meant to do when you
36:10
take notes how do you study if they say something interes and and you want to
36:14
remember it you write it down basically yeah that's that's the Crux of
36:19
it yeah you they say a thing and then you go oh and then the best way to do it
36:23
is to summarize it in your own words uh so that you remember it otherwise if you
36:27
just write down put it into some kind of context exactly
36:30
yeah okay cuz yeah when when when we're in high school and you sort of got
36:34
taught how to study and stuff I wasn't there for that I don't think they
36:38
actually taught you how to study they just made you study things I think it
36:42
was up to you to figure out how you wanted to learn H I just decided to go to hospital
36:49
instead he just gave himself cancer to get out of it
36:55
yep homework I don't think so my body's
37:00
rotting from the inside so in uh Xbox news there's a they talked about this
37:06
for a while and I I actually don't really understand why they haven't been
37:09
able to do it cuz it seems fairly obvious uh but the Xbox one may soon get
37:16
mouse and keyboard support and that's very exciting for me because there's a
37:21
genre that I enjoy uh that is role playing games like isometric role
37:26
playing games that I don't enjoy as much
37:29
with a controller yes but yeah they are
37:33
hard to play with a controller and if I could set up an X my Xbox here with a
37:38
mouse and keyboard I really wouldn't need to play games on my laptop anymore
37:43
and I don't really then I could kind of just kind of eliminate that as a
37:46
requirement I could probably buy a laptop that you know a bit of a cheaper
37:50
one because I don't need that aspect of it you know what I'm talking about well
37:53
yeah I'll keep an eye out because I know normally with stuff like this it does go
37:56
through the pre program first and I'm I get stuff early so I'll keep an eye out
38:01
I'll let you know when it comes out all right thank you cuz yeah uh there's
38:04
pillars of Eternity is out on the Xbox and it almost certainly will run better
38:09
on my Xbox than it will on my laptop uh and what else it got on there Wasteland
38:14
2's on there uh yeah cuz I actually got Wasteland 2 on the um XBox and I tried
38:20
to play it and I went no I cannot do this like it's playable it's just not
38:25
right it doesn't it's just so much more cuz it's kind of a tactical turn-based
38:30
combat game like it's just keyboard and mouse just makes so much more sense yeah
38:34
think I've got installed on the my PC though do I yeah I own it on both I was
38:39
like yeah I don't know where what platform I want to play it on and then I
38:42
just didn't play it cuz I don't have time I think it's an Xbox play Anywhere
38:46
title so if you had a PC you would have been able to just install it anyway if
38:50
you had a PC he wouldn't need to get the [ __ ] keyboard and mouse so touche I
38:56
have a Mac well no PT's really are useful if you do have a keyboard and
38:59
mouse they're pretty useless without them I have a 2012 not 2012 the [ __ ]
39:03
they're 12 in I don't know why I said 2012 um oh I'm just bragging I got a 12
39:08
in I got a 12 in would be bragging 12 12 in is too big for anyone you couldn't do
39:14
you couldn't do anything with that I have the 12-in MacBook and it is uh it's
39:20
been fine it's been really good except I uh to to make videos uh for some of the
39:27
podcast stuff I I got motion Apple
39:31
motion because it's fairly inexpensive and you can do kind of titles and and
39:37
some interesting things kind of like it's like Adobe After Effects but a lot
39:40
cheaper than a [ __ ] monthly subscription to Creative Cloud so I
39:44
grabbed it and this machine's a significantly underpowered for it so
39:50
just on its way out a little bit time for an upgrade yes and it's just the
39:54
it's the first Pat subscribers yeah patreon.com multip gasm
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pay for a new computer for me he's joking listeners that's that's not we
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spend the patron course I'm joking oh if we start get tens of thousands of
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dollars I'm getting a new computer that's not going to happen that's not
40:12
going to happen Luke you just bought a new computer then it's fine then it's fine
40:16
yeah the bar has been set at tens of thousands so that's a minimum we get
40:21
tens of thousands of dollars I don't know what the [ __ ] we're going to do
40:23
with it at that point that point slow down listeners we don't need this
40:30
much money I don't know what we would do with that it's fly in business class
40:37
everywhere four times I'll fly business class to Boston
40:43
packs for context that's an hour away listeners there's some Star Wars news we
40:47
should probably talk about Star Wars I have S I have a theory okay all right oh
40:51
hang on let me play the jingle okay uh this a Star Wars one or Luke has a
40:57
are you just jerking off now Matt I we all love Star Wars but did you
41:04
watch that that I sent you that Keen Peele sketch the other day it reminded
41:07
me a lot of of that idea about the crime scene detective who tastes things you
41:14
remember that idea um yes but in this
41:17
case he jerks off to get into the head space of the criminals yeah he's the
41:23
best he's the best there is [Music]
41:29
you so look you have a theory I have a
41:32
theory so the end of solo of spoiler but it's been well over two weeks so deal
41:38
with it y h solo survives solo yep I thought they were leaving it open for a
41:44
sequel to solo now I've thought about it I think they're actually leaving it open for a
41:49
sequel to not a sequel to solo but the
41:53
Obi-Wan movie MH mhm cuz having so cuz
41:58
Han it sort of did end off with like yep that's how he's got the mine Falcon
42:02
that's how that story's all played out so if they're still going to make the
42:04
Obi-Wan and you've got Darth Maul running around MH that's might be how to
42:09
try and Link them together which I don't know why I would have to but that's my
42:12
theory now well that you've stolen that theory from Dan cuz he actually said
42:16
that yeah he he said that immediately after this is this sounding very
42:21
familiar look luk you don't you don't listen back to the podcast or you don't
42:26
listen during the podcast so I can't really blame you okay I would I'll
42:31
apologize I'm very tired no it's a good theory Luke I agree with you a great
42:38
theory in fact Dan's been agreeing with you before you even said it yeah that's
42:43
right I'm very tired but yeah you're probably right but reading on from that
42:47
so now there's a rumor that you and is going to get to be Obi-Wan but maybe not
42:52
in his own movie but maybe in episode 9 I think it's a stupid idea and I hope
42:59
it's not true is it because everyone thought that Yoda was stupid in the last
43:04
one so they're going maybe we will try Obi-Wan let's make him stupid let's try
43:09
some more stupid [ __ ] who haven't we ruined yet
43:16
yeah no so I don't know I don't know what the deal with this is uh I don't even
43:21
know this is just one of those rumors and this shit's rumors coming out left
43:27
for Center to do with Star Wars it's probably nothing probably to go in
43:30
nowhere but it's on the internet so we're reporting it that apparently he
43:35
may secretly film a scene for for The Next Star Wars movie I don't know who
43:40
the where did they get this information rumor has it you and McGregor will
43:44
secretly film for The Next Star Wars movie yeah maybe you heard it here first
43:49
if it's true yeah either we will or we won't and how do you know about it
43:54
yeah it comes from the sun uh which which gives light and warmth to
44:00
our planet yeah that's right well I just I just think it'll be weird for him to
44:06
be in nine when he wasn't in eight yes it would be weird for him to
44:10
be in any of them it's going to be weird for him to be a nine because he's going to be
44:16
45 and are there any characters left that even knew him
44:22
like um no well K Ren's named after him oh Che he appears to chewaka as a force
44:29
ghost May chewy knows everybody or R2 he
44:34
appears to R2 as a can droids see Force ghosts do you think I don't know that
44:38
that really explain Force ghosts I think George Lucas was going to
44:43
explain them in his prequel TR his sequel Trilogy did we talk about that
44:47
yeah we did where it was going to be about the he didn't yeah Christ that's
44:51
the one thing they haven't discussed again medicl I thought you going to say
44:54
that's the one thing they haven't ruined that left it perfect as it was in
44:59
Phantom maners they've just never spoken about them again yeah there was no need
45:03
they they they explored it in a comprehensive
45:09
way and everything that was ever needed to be said about it was said you've got
45:14
a blood
45:18
disease space AIDS it's hereditary your sons will probably have it
45:24
too I just like the Jedi out what should we do no one [ __ ] anyone
45:31
else no one have any babies we'll just steal them from other people where do
45:35
the Younglings come from yeah right exactly they kidna like like The Witcher
45:39
series like the witches basically they take kids train them y h that's what you
45:45
do in Witcher you take kids that's now I know why you enjoy it so much that's
45:51
part of it no not you yeah you don't take them by force you give a choice
45:57
Jesus no you don't give them a choice you trick they trick them that's the the
46:01
whole uh the whole premise it's kind of like that old uh fable about the guy
46:05
he's like the the Beast saves the guy and he's like fine but the first thing
46:10
you see when you get home I want it and then the guy's like yeah fine whatever
46:13
and he gets home and his daughter's like Dad and the guy's like ah [ __ ] what what
46:17
did he think he was going to do it's a fa go home look in the letter box and be
46:22
like H you get my gas bill know the first thing I see when I
46:27
get home yeah it's going to be the letter box the front door I mean what
46:29
happened if you like the first thing you did was see your reflection in the front
46:32
glass of the mirror you get home go for a quick wank a
46:38
crap I've come for my dick oh I'm having
46:42
that but yeah in The Witcher they they do they pull that one where they say
46:48
I'll help you but uh but I get you know the first thing get one of your kids
46:53
basically yes and then they take them and they train to be witches they give
46:57
them the what it the trial of the grasses which is kills most of them but
47:00
then the rest of them turn into witches and they get laid a lot yeah they do the
47:05
kids well witches once they grow up oh God you guys aren't helping you wies
47:09
witches get sex left and right well geralt does I don't know they all
47:13
do well geralt he in my in my version of the game he slept with everybody
47:19
apparently Mark Hill's up for playing vessir that was an article I'm like my
47:22
H's up for [ __ ] anything at this point yeah just ask Luke he needs the
47:27
work he needs to work exactly so what what else has he got going on these days
47:32
well he's he's meeting up with James gun so maybe he'll be in Guardians 3 which
47:37
they are shooting next year he's written the script they're shooting it next
47:42
year final piece of Star Wars news Disney has developed technology to make
47:48
it look like blasters are real for uh for the Galaxy Galaxy's Edge part of the
47:54
park Disneyland so that'll be cool to see apparently it
47:59
works with kind of mirrors and and stuff so does that mean when we go we get a
48:04
blaster and it'll look like we're shooting or maybe uh maybe you get shot
48:08
at maybe yeah I don't want to defend
48:13
myself you want a blaster not a lightsaber I want
48:18
both random and clumsy like yeah might be R Mo clumsy but I
48:25
could shoot you from like all the way across through I don't have to walk over
48:28
I don't know [ __ ] Storm Troopers are the elite soldiers of the Galaxy and
48:32
they can't seem to hit a God those those Blaster bolts back at you buddy yeah and
48:37
then what are you going to do well who's the only one here who owns a
48:42
lightsaber for I thought fine but yeah apparently this uh this Tech uh it's
48:48
kind of like fixed uh in place it's not something they can just run around and
48:51
shoot things so it's going to have to be kind of choreographed quite well to make
48:56
look real but I'm sure they'll do it I'm sure they'll figure it out well sounds
49:00
like they're trying any Engineers listening check it out I cannot wait to go and see this
49:06
thing well you're going to have to wait a little bit Yeah you you will wait you
49:10
can and you will yep 2020 here I come here we
49:17
come yep we will arrive in 20120 at some
49:21
point Luke Facebook has apparently Al they are developing technology that
49:27
that won't interest you it is a is an algorithm what are
49:32
they doing there it's an algorithm to protect people from spoilers on the
49:38
internet so you can uh okay people just stop reading it's so easy well actually
49:44
it's not and this this uh this new tech is not going to is not going to help it
49:50
because this is essentially a
49:53
uh a search a keyword search that you can say I'm currently watching
49:59
Game of Thrones so I'm going to type Game of Thrones into my little block
50:02
meter here so that Facebook hides all Game of Thrones from me but that's not
50:07
what people don't write tonight on Game of Thrones here is the following spoiler
50:11
they just write oh blood will flow at the Red Wedding and you're like okay
50:16
well [ __ ] you I think the I think the idea is that because Facebook is creepy
50:22
and knows what everybody's up to that they'll be able to to know that that's
50:27
what you're doing like and scarily it'll probably work at least on to a degree
50:34
like if you say don't want to know about Game of Thrones they'll just block you know that
50:40
person who always posts about Game of Thrones yeah yeah it knows who watched
50:44
it right it's right it well it does presumably because it can hear what you're
50:50
watching exactly right I've already got this feature built into my Facebook it's
50:57
called don't look at it don't log on to it yep yeah I posted a photo on Facebook
51:02
for the first time in a year I think yesterday oh yeah how was it got a lot
51:07
of likes oh that's addictive isn't it I just going to let you know now I'm
51:14
not going to like it [ __ ] you well if you post on Instagram I'll
51:18
like it I did post it on Instagram did you like it no yeah but it hasn't popped up in my
51:24
feed yet cuz you filtered me out no I'm you ages
51:29
ago fair enough you don't have to do it now TW
51:35
I'm going get I'm doing it now get a notification on my phone one you
51:39
post like Family Beer Time triple 4 liked your photo he is too young to
51:45
drink he is yeah I know he is far too young to be drinking guys I've been
51:50
watching a TV show that I wanted to talk
51:53
about spoilers from AMC it's called The
51:57
Terror I've heard about this uh in fact I mentioned that you told me to watch it
52:03
and someone else said yeah you should watch it yeah Matt I'm going to list a
52:07
few things and you tell me whether you like these things or not right number
52:11
one do you like Ridley Scott
52:15
yes do you like old timey stuff about
52:20
like ships and stuff in the 18th century yes I do do you like
52:27
[ __ ] monsters and like mysterious
52:31
[ __ ] like trying to trying to eat us no not into it sorry I just heard [ __ ]
52:38
monsters do you like [ __ ] monsters that arey [ __ ]
52:43
monsters do you like that's very specific D but yes I
52:47
do paranoid psychological
52:51
thrillers I think I do Matt this this
52:56
show is so good I have no idea why somebody at a network thought this was
53:03
broad appeal enough to get made because like this is literally a checklist of
53:09
everything I love and I can't believe it
53:13
has come to pass it is so good it's
53:17
beautifully done it it has all of the um
53:21
all of the layering of of a period drama
53:25
but with a [ __ ] monster and it's just
53:29
it's great it's great okay okay Luke you always uh you always surprise me with
53:36
what you like and don't like uh so I don't know have a have a look for
53:40
yourself and if you like it keep watching if you don't like it stop but
53:43
Matt you need to go to Italy immediately and watch the show all right
53:50
I finished uh I finished watching broad church and I know you guys didn't like
53:53
it you went into it I I tried I really tried it's just too fluffy I find
54:00
British crime fluffy fluffy I just doesn't need grit I
54:06
don't want to see a detective at home no but that's what I mean but then you see
54:10
her at home talking to her child and stuff and it's like this is just I don't
54:14
want this [ __ ] True Detective they're just [ __ ] there out in the mud
54:17
[ __ ] looking for serial killers and being all
54:21
philosoph oh great I'm going to get remixed I philosophical and [ __ ] don't
54:27
have time for this we you're safe this week excellent
54:32
excellent yeah I just don't I just don't care what I just don't care what's
54:36
happening outside of the murder and the Mystery well I finished broad church I
54:41
finished uh the staircase obviously we talked about that a little bit last week
54:47
uh well I'm going to have to go back and watch staircase because it sounds like
54:49
there's episodes I haven't seen cuz I watched this years ago watched the uh
54:54
pardon me I think the maybe the last three a more recent you should check
54:57
them out yeah right uh I got to watch I got to watch the rest of aled carbon I
55:02
never finished it I never started asked me about that yesterday too what's that
55:07
yeah that keeps popping up on my my um Netflix I I think I want to start
55:11
watching that here's the thing it looks so good that I don't want to watch it
55:14
because I'm worried it's actually not that good
55:17
it's so it is good it's not as good as I
55:21
wanted it to be and and I've heard that it it it gets more not as good as it
55:28
goes on and so yeah we got to a certain point and uh and
55:33
then we just haven't continued on but I I do want to I started watching uh
55:38
electric dreams the Philip Kate dick inspired series and oh it just wasn't as
55:44
good as I wanted it to be either I mean it was fine but I think the bar
55:48
intellion has been raised to a point where I'm now very snobbish in my
55:54
tastes because you can yeah there's no there's only a couple of
55:59
things you can watch now if you don't like something just switch over
56:03
something else just remembered nailed it coming back for season 2
56:07
soon I think it's out now or very very
56:11
soon oh my God nailed like it's any day now nailed it is na is I love that show
56:18
I nailed it is pretty entertaining it's
56:21
so awful I love it that's yeah that's my jam
56:27
um so yeah that's out soon if not now is that on Netflix down there
56:33
Luke y yeah yeah all right yep there's uh some Netflix news guys this week is
56:40
June 29th it came out it's out already [ __ ] all right fine yes Kevin spacy
56:46
right formerly on the Netflix show uh House of Cards Right yes oh he's still
56:51
on it still on it I guess but it's just not a show formally a show uh I don't
56:56
know what he's up to but I know that uh everyone at Netflix had to undergo some
57:02
intensive course in how to not sexually harass anyone right yeah so everyone
57:09
everyone who worked at Netflix has to do this um and they've learned a lot of
57:14
valuable lessons uh some of which uh are
57:18
a bit odd I'll say uh like there is now
57:22
a ban on set of looking at any one
57:27
person for longer than 5
57:33
Seconds interesting what if you're talking to them nope got to look away
57:38
every five seconds that's Is that real so they think it's ridiculous and
57:44
apparently there's this there's this joke on set now that uh people look at
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somebody and they just start counting but uh that's that's the world we live
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in now that's where we've come to like I
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I just just stop harassing people like this we [ __ ] just stop harassing people
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how hard is it don't force someone to give you a [ __ ] and then [ __ ]
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ejaculate into a pot plant like you don't even have to go that far just
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don't be no but I mean these are actual examples of things that happen just
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don't be like those dudes yeah yeah just I I don't think we need this kind of
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weird no I mean look on this podcast we big proponents of look but
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touch no you could do all the looking you want nothing's off limits well for
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five seconds and then you stop no that's just odd like why you have to make
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it see so so that does that mean if you accidentally look at someone for 6
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seconds that's their harassment you've you've harassed them some uh quality
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comments on this article from uh [ __ ] of Truth sure they are this is pathetic
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this is what giving women rights does criminalizes natural healthy male
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sexuality I would quit in a heartbeat but I'm a man not a ba a cuck like these
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males segregate all these Western women in fact should send them to Muslim
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countries well you know okay okay tough but
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fair yep Quality quality
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commentary my God this comment [ __ ] ridiculous well I just wish you guys
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were here so I could look at you for more than 5 Seconds
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maybe we should start doing um oh no wait Luke's naked I don't want to look
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at that for more than five seconds not in Winter I don't think he's naked now
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because I know that there's a cat on his lap you think that matters gorgeous
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perfect angel and if there's yes Do's a cat on his gorgeous perfect angel
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talking to his dick beautiful girl I'd say I'd say at
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least a tenth of these comments are about Muslims I know as far as I can tell has
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literally nothing to do with it I know what is yeah absolutely nothing to do with that
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article people are [ __ ] weird at the moment the internet is terrible I hate the
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internet I mean yeah not relevant
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guys it's about [ __ ] Netflix anyway I like there's an article
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over at the side that uh we could maybe talk about in the
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Afterparty can I can I just read this quote before we go on yeah this is the
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very very last quote on this and it's the only quote that I give any validity
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to um I saw this post and generally thought it was a spoof but it's not it's
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real is this the bottom of the rabbit hole or is there further left to
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