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The Marriage Effect - by Karla Sorensen · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends, you listening to lose the pot with color and
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Emily. In this episode, we're reading
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the marriage effect like Carla Sorensen.
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We are talking about the entire book.
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So warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Emily and I've always wanted a fake hot rich.
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Husband that I can store away from where I'm Carla and she had
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her hand down the front of my shorts and when I ripped off her
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bra she tightened her group which made me his just don't
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know. I'm not gonna be sexy tension,
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there's another Barrel bit in the book where she's like raw
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and I was like, no not the wrong.
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Awr. We get a little space in my
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thing. Roar.
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All right, since making it worse or nor clear are we fucking
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narc? There are will soar up to the
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top. Okay.
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So this is where Carla hates family because she made her read
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a fake marriage book. First of all, I just want to say
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this is written by Carla but in my defense it's Carlo with the K
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not the same she cannot be trusted Carla's doing the team.
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Wrong by writing this book. Yeah, it's a different team.
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Let's just circle back to the fact that blossoms book that we
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read up the end. Boot talking about how much I
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hate fake dating as a Trope and Emily takes fake marriage.
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I thought it was only fair, considering you made me read a
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book about an illiterate child Johnson's.
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True. Well, the girl dancing and
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artists voice. Oh my God, I have a theme going.
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Okay. Don't knock the same.
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The end of last week that we talked about how marriage is in
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books are really boring. Did you just say?
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I just saw the cover this book and you're like, you know what,
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boring, we're gonna go board, but this book, if anything
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wasn't boring, it wasn't good either.
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So, but the plot was not plotting know.
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So I want to give you a bit of context.
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There's no like to lose So to give you a bit of context, I'm
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on my holiday I'm poolside, I'm relaxed, I'm loving life and
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enjoying life for five minutes. I pick up my Kindle, I click
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into the marriage. In fact, I'm oiled up, sun's
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out, guns out. What Carlson hand just gets
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involved thousand hands. They going down, lovely.
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This book did not. She did not.
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So what I needed to serve on my holiday with that but it's okay.
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It reminded me why I hate life. I'm Timmy, Let's Not freak out
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too much. I thought, you know what, let's
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lean into it. It's only because it's your most
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hated throat, but yeah, exactly. So What?
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I'll give it a chance. I'll see how this unravels it's
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fine. How is your chance?
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There was a lot of confusion. This book, not only with the
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plot not plotting. There was only one fuse about a
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lot of the plot that was squatting.
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There was only one end goal. I know everything was just like,
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what is happening here. Our two main characters are page
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and Logan. Yes!
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I thought the general idea book. Okay, the jet, the main plot is
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that Logan has As guardianship of his younger sisters and his
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evil brother wants them. Boys.
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The eagle. So so woken them.
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What is the fork out children or girl children for whatever
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reason? That means Logan needs a wife to
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keep the custody kind of thing. Yeah, got to keep it consistent
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on paper. He is not suitable because he
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works out of town. Mmm, Works 16 weeks.
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He's never home, right? He has babysitters and Keep
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quitting. Yeah, because the girls are too
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much to handle. Okay.
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Psychotic. Yeah, which they are what 12
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year old for that FICO yeah I don't know they're not even
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doing anything too crazy. To be honest I think they put
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hair remover in the lungs shampoo.
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Something important there into the conditioner is what I mean.
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Yeah hmm But I mean as an overall plot come on the
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rational side of my brain was hurting that's why I picked it.
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Yeah. Rain, I know because why would
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getting just having a part a wife just magically make you be
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it. But anyway, again, it's Amanda
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Wells. Kind of we are, we can never
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understand. He needs a wife at home, 24/7 to
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look after her children true. Well it's his sister star that
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his children. I thought it was interesting how
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they're the sisters and I think it was just a way to keep him
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from being a dilf used. Yes you know you know use good
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yeah women are always used. So he's in fact, Fresh Tracks
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know exactly what and be used Goods but now it just makes him
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like hot because he didn't have to look after his younger
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sister. He's now just responsible.
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Yeah, and I kept all, he's a responsible adult that looks
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after for children with a good-paying job, a big-ass
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house. Stop Emily.
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It's wild. You cannot turn it on the whole
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It's dangerous. That's how you know, it's not
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real. Ha ha ha.
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But am I wrong? That's kind of the idea.
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That's. Yeah.
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And then, okay. So and then separately, we've
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got page who is the female main character.
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She found out that she's got some crazy art, but passed away
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and she's got a big three million dollar inheritance
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coming her way except the Crazy Aunt.
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He's like, nope, she has to have a trophy husband, otherwise you
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don't get it bitches misogynistic.
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It doesn't make any sense, you know, your life.
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Why Michael, I think I explained a little bit about her art was
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very traditional values in like you know, Traditional Values,
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they sell the women off with it and money to the man, so the man
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can control the money and the woman.
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Yeah. Right.
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I just don't see the benefit because you're splitting that
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money up but anyway, it doesn't mean it's logical.
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Yes, it's her money. Can we talk about the economy?
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These days? Three million is not a lot.
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No, it's not gonna retire her brother.
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No, I mean unless you were living very She's young, she's
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young. She's it's not gonna work,
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right? Yeah, but she's not working
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right now. Hmm.
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Three million is going to last or her.
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Yeah, go Whole Hog for them. I'm assuming they're American,
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so like five minutes. Yeah, exactly.
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The aunties like you're not going to get the inheritance and
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if she happens to not be married by a certain time, the cousins
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going to get it. Yeah, and she hates the cousin
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cages. Like I'm purposefully going to
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try and get married so that I don't give it to my cousin.
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Yes, B apparently was like a six-month time period.
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Yeah, yep. She had to work fast, don't know
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where she thought she was going to get a husband.
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Exactly. And six times, you know what,
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that's not that crazy because most kids in America are married
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by 20. Depends, she just had to go to
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the Mormon lifestyle. No, she had to move to Utah.
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To go to Sister Sister Wives Utah.
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Where they're all married by the time, they're 18.
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Yeah, goose. Um, we're like that.
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The problem with Pages. She's too perfect as a
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character, she's already got everything she needs.
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She's an ex super model. Yeah, she's at.
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She used to be a supermodel. Nothing's wrong with her.
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She's fine. She's got no real problems.
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She's leggy, she's not even working, but she doesn't seem to
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care, but like she doesn't have Financial strain.
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No. So she did say in the book that
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she did a watch commercial and she lived off that for like five
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years or something. How did they meet her best
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friend? Is the aura of the Washington
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walls football team. So they're hot.
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She's hosting a big party in our house.
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They meet at the bar and then bantering over being assholes
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pretty much. It didn't even seem that he was
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interested in the beginning either.
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And then you jump to his like perspective and they're like, I
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had to take myself away because she's just so hot.
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Well, yeah, there you go. So there and he said but he
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seems grumpy like, you stare down.
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Down. Yeah, his sister got in a car
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crash while he was at the party, living, his dad lives of five
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minutes. Like, he couldn't know all like,
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we've been trying to get you for an hour and it's like, he just
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probably just peeing and he leaves.
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He's firing at the party. So then she goes to the
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hospital. And she's like, let me through.
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I'm his fiance. Hmm.
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And then his brother sees and it's like, you're not his
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fiancee and they're they're just like, cool, you conveniently
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need a wife. I convenient.
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I need a husband. How good watering from.
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I picked the book because I didn't understand how that was
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gonna player. Yeah, I know.
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That was so weird. It was very easy and I'm a
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little mad that it wasn't harder.
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But what they agreed isn't, what just magically happens, though,
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because it's not so much a love story than it's all about the
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sisters. Yeah, they are.
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The focal point. Yeah, so it's if you want a
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romance, probably go get this. Narc because the book is really
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just paged trying to sleep with Logan.
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Hmm that's it. Yeah.
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So she thinks he's hot anyway so she's kind of thinking that
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she's hitting the jackpot if she fake or real marries him, she
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doesn't care. They agreed to have his fake
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Wedding Marriage, whatever. And she seemed to automatically
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think that that meant he had genuine feelings to be married.
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Yeah, she got it. Confused sister, you got the
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Trope wrong, I know the whole fake dating Trope is that you
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agree that it's not relent, they kind of just did it.
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Ooh themselves? So because they did all the
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thing. And then they had their first
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kiss and they'll both like making out and then they were
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getting married and then he did. He ever was him doing it this
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time? Yeah.
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And then after that, he decided enough.
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So she was confused as anyone would be, she got kissed twice,
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very good, very good apparently. And she just thought that was
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going to be more and if you're a girl, that's the bare minimum.
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So you're like, oh my God, we're gonna marry him.
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Well they were so all the arrows would marry at this point that
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kissed like three And have clearly very good kisses and she
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was like, you know what, we're having sex tonight.
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He's like, I'm sold, I'm so Hook Line and Sinker, I'm in, but
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even when she's like, I'm excited to be a fake wife or
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something. It's like, you'll be my real
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life. Yeah.
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It will be very real and every way Gregory I can find the
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quote. He's like, it's really.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, he goes page. You'll be my real wife, you'll
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have a ring on your finger and not the fake one that you got us
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here on. I'll buy a few one.
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I'll give you in front of a very real judge.
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In a real courthouse in front of real Witnesses, in the eyes of
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God and law and you and I will be husband and wife and you'll
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be there helping me, take care of those girls and none of it
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will be fake. I must have zoned that out
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because to me, it sounds like bullshit.
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It is bullshit. I think you just like, you know,
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what's really interesting is that he was more excited for her
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to be a live-in babysitter. Yeah.
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And he was for her to be a wife to him.
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Yeah. He was like, oh thank fuck.
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I don't have to find another babysitter.
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I hope they don't chase her away.
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Yeah, so I can keep her locked up in the house long.
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You know, it's really annoying that the whole book to.
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She gave him, literally everything, and he gave her
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nothing, nothing in return. He's just like any way.
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An awesome. Hi.
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I'm gonna go work for months on end by.
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I'm gonna work for months on end.
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Here's for kids that you have to feed and clean up after every
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night, take to school. No introductions either.
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Like he didn't give them context around it there, just like they
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go really fast. Now, here you are and they're
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like, who is this lady? Who is this lady?
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She's just gonna leave anyway because they have trauma.
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Yeah. Yeah, from their mother and all
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the babysitter's like an altar boy baby.
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Citizen of our. Yeah.
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So she was doing all of this and he was just being grumpy or
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even, I don't even know why she was chasing that.
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I don't know what was wrong with him though.
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Like, you get to go focus on work.
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Yeah, the home is all figured out you got it.
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X supermodel, sorting it out for you.
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They never talked about. Is he going to pay her a wage
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for looking after the kids? So he should.
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Well, he just decided. Oh, that's cool.
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She'll just do all the emotional labor.
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And she'll just step into this mother role.
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Basically. Yeah, although we can't call it.
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A mother role knows I'm gonna just sister-in-law ha ha, but he
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was the role of mother. He's doing everything like he
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said, she's putting her whole Bedrosian to this role.
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Yeah, the whole Buddhist the whole thing start to finish.
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And then she just she was trying to put more of the actual
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pushing to it. She was she was trying to get
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juice trying to choose how to get payment.
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Yeah, maybe that's all she wanted, was a bit of a jerk.
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Stressed. How thoughtful kid?
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Yeah, actually age of 25, just that's a lot to take on.
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Exactly. If you were page, you're not
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financially hurting your next supermodel, you could probably
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get more jobs, you could be single and do whatever the hell
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you wanted. Yeah, I'm why are you so excited
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to be a live-in babysitter for these kids?
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You don't. Maybe she just thought she was
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just, it's just going to be chill like a free house, free
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food. Okay, don't have to worry about
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money. It's all paid for through,
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really an awesome. When you think about it, sure
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she's been crying. You could do that because
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someone famous and get paid with a salary and not have the
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intermingling bullshit with the guy.
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The logic is not looking, but it's a book, so it's not like,
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it's okay. I think she just decided, he's
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so hot that she's just willing to put up with whatever I wish.
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I knew how he was because it wasn't described.
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I need to know how hot he was. All I heard was I think sharp
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door. Hmm, give us something more.
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I know she is leggy. Mmm, I know she's fit.
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She's Got red hair, red hair, blue eyes.
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She's gorgeous. Gorgeous.
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Nothing about him. She's like America's Next Top
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Model. Yes.
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So when it comes to Logan, what we know is he's an aged football
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player. He's probably near retirement
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age ish, he's like 30, yeah, which is so he's he's rich and
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successful, Etc. And because he's taken in his
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sister's, it automatically just makes him a good man like in
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that category. Yeah.
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So no matter how grumpy or For and he's not all he watches.
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Sports videos to go to bed on his iPad, but the oldest old man
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thing I could ever think of, I just think he's really wouldn't
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to me there's no character development.
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He does. There's no real growth.
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No, he just starts off completely how he ends off as
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well. Yeah, there's no change.
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Yeah, it's like day one. Logan is the same as the end
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Logan. I don't get me started on the
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end. Like oh my God, I'm scared.
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I'm not ready. I'm literally not ready.
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But I want to know, like, I want to know more about him.
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Like what? There's no depth.
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Nothing only thing around about him is.
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He's the fact that he has sisters.
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Yeah. And that's what makes him him.
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Yeah, and he's job boring. Yeah, he's got nothing because
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he hasn't even got game because, when they were talking in the
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very small bits, where they were talking, he fuckin sounds like a
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weirdo. Yeah.
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You know what I want to do? Like this is an idea for the
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podcast. Look just right.
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Storming in the middle but it's time.
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Yeah. So what I want to do is I want
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to do a special episode, maybe at the end of the year or
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whatever, like just say we get all the books we read for this
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year and we make categories so you know the razzies for movies
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where they give bong Awards. Oh yeah.
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We need to do like just crappy categories and whoever wins
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because I honestly think so far this year Logan's in the lead
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for most boring males main character.
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I don't know. Archer was getting there too.
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At least he had some yes go for it, he had growth and he had
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some what a personality just needed to have time to learn.
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Look at what I've learned things like, so boring.
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Yeah. Oh honestly, he's just the
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peanuts of the book. He's just, yes, just the thing
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that he's just the goal, nothing else, nothing else.
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And he was constantly cranky. I know it's like they were
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trying to do the grumpy Sunshine.
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She wasn't Sunshine enough for that night and I really grumpy
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is only good. And when they grumpy to everyone
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else. Yes, not just to her.
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Yeah, the supermodel who you're supposed to be Finding Ultra
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attractive, where is? He was nice to everyone else but
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her, I don't know why she's literally, she swooped in at the
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11th. Hour winds is saving his whole
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life. Well, not his life literally,
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but his lifestyle, he wanted to keep living with her sisters and
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she was making it happen. Yeah.
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Throw her a bone bro. Literally Total 180, he
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corrected through a mini. She just couldn't take it.
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No, well, we'll get to that later.
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Oh my God. This is probably so mean.
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But um I was just like is Logan asexual should stared blankly.
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Well, I thought it was a legitimate question.
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No, I don't know which I think would have made sense because
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our logical man. Oh, it's just wonderful.
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He just ran. He didn't give me horny.
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He didn't give me thirsty. He didn't give me.
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He sexual to he was thirsty, and he's head.
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Yeah, it's not an armed. All of it was showing from her
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Patek wasn't humping legs, that's for sure.
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No, he was humping. Nothing is getting humped.
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They get married pretty quickly. It's like two days because I M
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sorry. Not go ahead.
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Go ahead and I love this truck. Dating She immediately was like,
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I'm ready to have sex with him and then he's brother was like,
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this isn't real and shows up to the house.
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I want to see you guys Balki. I imagine if you like consummate
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right now. I need to see it.
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You just see it like in the old Victorian days in are they still
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do that shit? Now, you know exactly what I
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mean? Yes.
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Yeah, you keep reminding me. I'll go insane but there's like
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two 15 year olds in their whole families around them.
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Like that is very well. Am I imagining them fucking on a
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hay bale? Just like this, I available
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there wasn't but I'm sure it's appropriate.
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Oh my God. So the, the brother just shows
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off randomly out of my way. Yeah plate.
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Awful again, he is constantly. Don't lie, threatening, okay
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age, and that's that. All he does.
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Only time we ever see anything out of Logan.
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Hmm. General family or like bubble.
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Like him doing anything. Yeah.
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Well like what is his brothers purpose here?
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Does? He think he's going to be a
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better? Dad figure.
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Is that why? He wants the girls or yes.
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But even his own mother hates him.
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Yikes. I know, I know.
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It doesn't say that, but it's written there.
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But it's just like, why would you want for insane?
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Girls, running around destroying your home.
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I was gonna be expensive as Park to feed all of them.
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Yeah. What like what is going on?
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Why would you want that either? Actually to hear ya?
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It's a lot of work and couldn't he, maybe if he wants a couple
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kids in his household, take to like, take the youngest will
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take the two oldest or something like.
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Yeah, come on. Think.
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They're in the same town. They'll see each other?
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Yeah. Yeah, that might make him behave
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a bit better. I don't know, take one, twin
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separate them. Separate a separate them.
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Little fuck. Yes.
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And conduct scientific experiments on one of them.
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But not a lot of meece will use the evil brother.
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So we don't know what tree Zach. What am I thinking of like the
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Sims and them all in a basement and they're all in the pool.
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You just take the ladder away which I stir in the whoa but
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yeah. Cuba mentioning the the brother
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is just there to be threatening an evil.
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That's it honey. He's not really doing much and
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he has a partner to hey bakura. Yeah, that's why he wanted to
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conquer. I just have their own children.
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Emily. You can't just ask people why
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they can't have their own children.
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Come true. True that?
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Okay. Okay.
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You got me there because correct, well, if they cared so
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much, they could be foster parents or adopt children you
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know, like it's Logan's happy with the girls.
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Sighs maybe whose constant because Logan wants them, maybe
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he wants them because then they get a better inheritance from
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whoever dies first. I'm not because I was confused
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for a little bit because I didn't realize that they had all
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Logan and Nick's mom was the same but the four girls had a
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different mom, they disappeared. Yeah, he's the dad.
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They all have the same dad. He's dead.
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And then the Darla their mom for a younger hotter wife.
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And then she was like, I don't even want children, I want to go
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find myself and then she's gone. Yeah.
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So really it's that bitch is Fault.
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Yes. Where is she should be tracked
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down? She's in the Maldives, get her
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paying child support start. Yeah.
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Why isn't she paying child support?
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She should she just Dipped. She diffident.
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Most of the book is from Pages perspective.
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Yes. And so she's married to him,
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she's moved into the house and she's like this isn't half bad.
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He didn't really give her much warning about the girls though
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and she find out very quickly. That all they do is pranks,
22:24
crazy pranks are trying to get rid of other trying to hate her
22:27
and all this shit. Yeah, I was annoyed by the
22:29
pranks. I was like this is dumb.
22:32
The first one. The Oreo.
22:34
Why not? If I kill ya but that's not
22:36
enough. That wouldn't even bother Me.
22:38
I think I'll be like, well I probably ate to paste as a kid.
22:41
Let's be honest. Yeah, like who's gonna notice?
22:44
It's guy went down the whole sleeve of Oreo.
22:46
Oh my God, give him a long like peppermint ice cream chocolate
22:50
and mint. Delicious.
22:53
I shouldn't have reacted at all. That's how organized and Mayo.
22:57
Maybe would have to write. Yeah.
22:59
Sorry only cream cheese. Make the pancakes though cream
23:04
cheese. It's actually kinda sounds good.
23:08
Bring cheaper like an Oreo cheesecake and that's really
23:10
cream cheese and organize my bad.
23:12
I don't, I don't leave iron box in and he's like why do you
23:18
smell like chocolate in toothpaste?
23:19
And she's like, I taste like a to and with a big smile, I was
23:22
like, could you imagine if all she had was like, orange chunks
23:26
between tears, or you dust, it's all black.
23:29
But how did he smell? Like, what is he a dog?
23:31
Oh no, sorry, he's catch. That I'll never get over it.
23:39
I'll never get over it. He's part cat.
23:42
It's a giant pussy. Oh no.
23:47
But okay. So the pranks to me were not
23:48
endearing at all God and I was just left and I thought it's
23:52
fucking winter. It wasn't gonna do, she started
23:54
playing pranks back on them and then he got pissed about it.
23:57
He doesn't know what it's like, he would he would be pissed when
24:02
he's not home for like fucking 90,000 other day 19 months.
24:09
Like it's going off to war. They're all like over their 20s
24:14
now. He's like, why is fine?
24:17
It's funny because he has, he has the audacity to judge her
24:21
for pranking them back. When she's like, that's just how
24:24
girls operate. You don't understand.
24:26
I used to be a teenage girl five minutes ago.
24:28
I know what it's like. I know how to bully them back.
24:31
Yeah, just let it go. She's doing it for free.
24:34
What fucking funny isn't actually shaving this.
24:36
Yeah, and even so if any deserve it, if anything, she's not doing
24:40
enough, mayonnaise in toothpaste, you can do better.
24:43
Laxatives laxative, get em shit. Never fuck with you again.
24:50
Don't be like a mighty Army. Yeah, the funny thing is I
24:54
couldn't differentiate between the girls.
24:56
Well I don't know. They all had just generic names.
24:59
There was nothing really particular about each one.
25:01
Well for I always like whatever I'm Ali was just excited to be
25:05
there Isabel hated everyone and the two girls just like prunes
25:09
well you've got way more in for the me.
25:11
I was like, I don't know, girl number one girl number to show
25:13
them three called on the phone. The twins are really them
25:17
extreme. Sisters.
25:18
If you see them on. Yeah, them to where they don't
25:20
exactly yeah. What's that called?
25:23
Like, okay, that's a rabbit hole.
25:26
I'm scared to go down. You need is that the one where
25:28
they like Mary the same guy? Yeah.
25:30
And they're trying to get pregnant by the same guy at the
25:32
exact same time and then one got like an infected to.
25:35
So the they were trying to get the wisdom teeth out of the
25:38
other girls so they could go through the same pain.
25:41
Dude? That's what that's a whole
25:43
nother thing. You should see them.
25:45
Try work together because they have to do the exact opposite.
25:47
Scoops of the exact same job. I don't I'm mopping that I
25:51
shouldn't be. So that's yeah that's not okay
25:55
yeah. So all the girls to me though.
25:57
Just a mash-up girls. Yeah, who cares?
25:59
Yeah. Like Molly was really
26:02
supportive. Isabel is the only one that had
26:06
really anything to do with em anyone in the book because she
26:10
hated everyone. Yeah.
26:11
And I had like a whole chapter where they had this breakthrough
26:14
moment of her crying because her mom left her Yeah, which is a
26:18
bit and was Isabel the older one that had the crush on the boy
26:22
next door. No, that's Molly.
26:24
Oh really so it goes, Molly is available, right.
26:27
Somali wants to bang the boy next door.
26:32
Yeah, who happens to be like a 19?
26:35
20 year-old? Yeah.
26:36
Who's yeah. Loki.
26:38
Like he's in college football. He's becoming a player.
26:41
Yeah, he's got a good future ahead of him in all that and
26:44
she's always trying to get his attention.
26:46
She's outside in the fresh. Colin cold in her bikini.
26:49
Yeah, those nips. Be pokin, may be broken in his
26:52
General. I was just lock her out there.
26:53
I think it's funny. I know Rachel consequences.
26:56
Exactly. And then you're like, I don't
26:58
know you're out there that would have been the move to make.
27:02
Yeah, because it's just funny that she's out there getting
27:04
hypothermia and he's not even looking, she's just loosen some
27:07
toys. He's not gonna like you if your
27:10
Stumpy know who knows who my nothing looks more ridiculous
27:14
than it being negative 10 degrees out.
27:17
Yeah, and you're in a bikini and it's not even funny.
27:20
And she's just looking at her out, the kitchen window, or
27:23
whatever, just being like go, what are you doing up?
27:26
But I feel like she recognizes bit of herself in Mali and she's
27:29
like, I used to be that desperate.
27:30
Such as now with Logan, I would do anything for Logan.
27:34
Why would you just look at me? Maybe I should go out and
27:37
sunbathe with my nips. Yeah.
27:39
Why is it a problem when I hump him?
27:40
And he literally throws me off the bed.
27:42
Molly and Paige have the same mental capacity.
27:47
Well, yeah, they'll literally on the same wavelength Lola.
27:51
If anyone wants to find out that she has her own book?
27:54
Come on a date. The guy and it's all I've never.
27:57
I haven't read it yet but I know it's them to oh, okay.
28:00
Well they get hurt. Isn't that when they're later
28:02
on? Because yeah.
28:04
Yeah. When it's less illegal.
28:06
Yeah. When it's when it's more
28:10
politically correct, one of the less groomy and a little bit
28:17
Adult a pretty. Yeah.
28:20
Okay, so one of the problems I had with this book is who am I
28:24
supposed to care about? There is no real struggle here.
28:28
The struggle is more the girls, but they're not a main character
28:31
know. So I don't get enough about the
28:33
girls to be like the song really hard saves for free.
28:37
The struggle is Pages or tea, that's like that is it.
28:41
I actually thought with the book because usually I pick books
28:44
based on like little Snippets I see him take talking.
28:47
I'm like, fuck. Yeah.
28:48
I'm down. I didn't think the whole book
28:50
was going to be page. Chase and Logan's difficult as
28:53
she heard about a satisfy apart. It's know you'd think she do
28:57
many. She's got the money.
28:58
She needs someone who's like yeah, she's getting nothing.
29:03
She's so thirsty. She so direct.
29:06
He's giving a nothing and then he gets injured.
29:08
Yes. Why don't they have sex at the
29:11
beginning? Because he doesn't want to make
29:13
it he's preparing for when she leaves, I'm like, but if it's a
29:17
real marriage and you found having sex and you're interested
29:22
in her, she probably will never leave.
29:24
Yeah, she seemed like she didn't really care.
29:26
Geez kind of in for the Long Haul.
29:29
If you're worried about oh my God, she may leave.
29:32
Why are you telling her? It's a real marriage and you're
29:34
not actually talking about time frames.
29:36
Yeah. Like idiot.
29:37
Think about it, bro. The time frame was two years,
29:40
there's a lot can happen in two years.
29:42
That's true. Wasn't there a bit where they
29:44
were sort of explaining that Logan was a bit of a man?
29:47
Ho no. Okay, dark.
29:50
I'm think there's someone else thinking of all the other books
29:52
we've ever read that. Ya know what they talk about an
29:57
ex or something. No, sorry, he faked dated.
30:00
Oh yeah. When she runs away when they
30:03
have this struggle, she she goes to the another girl's house and
30:08
she doesn't want to go to Ali's house and she's like, yeah, I
30:11
dated Him. But it was fascinating.
30:15
Oh my God. Is living a fake dating?
30:17
Sorry. Dude if you fucking run out on
30:20
your fake husband and you roll up to my fucking house, I'll go.
30:24
I'll looking. That's the guy that I was also a
30:26
bit carried two, fake dating. Like are you kidding?
30:30
I would have told you that like, what is wrong with him?
30:32
No. But why didn't this bitch tell
30:34
us straight away. Hmm, that's cool girl code but
30:37
I'm assuming because they got married she was probably like,
30:40
although really Dating, they're real, they're real.
30:47
They're really long. Real boy.
30:50
Well, maybe he was so just boring that she's God, she's
30:54
like oh oh yeah. Like I think even think the
30:57
other two spent time together. Come on, what's going on?
31:01
Logan, what are the only person that knows is Cole.
31:05
Yeah, not me. No, sir.
31:08
I definitely don't know because I'm no idea.
31:11
I feel like you can tighten your sexuality or a fetish.
31:15
No. I, why does he keep needing to
31:17
do fake dating? Because he's boring, my mind is
31:22
boggled because I feel like you guys someone Wade's fake-dating,
31:24
you're probably the most interesting person, isn't he?
31:27
All he does is play sports train and then go home and watch old
31:31
highlights. Yeah.
31:33
He doesn't like going in public because he He doesn't want to be
31:36
on social media. It's the worst and he also
31:39
doesn't want anyone to know that he has his Four Sisters jerk.
31:43
And he's one of those guys that is like, all the CCTV is
31:47
recording me. And the government is going to
31:50
know where I am and everything. Like, super paranoid.
31:52
The pigeons are. The booths are Dragon.
31:54
He's one of those. Yes, that would.
31:56
At least make an interesting. Yeah.
31:57
Somewhat don't want him being paranoid and I because every
32:03
time I got five. Yeah.
32:04
That you made things a bit more. I see.
32:06
Oh yeah. Because then he'd be like I'm
32:07
scared that they're gonna discover them.
32:09
We don't really marry look. We better fuck.
32:11
I mean like he's committing fraud already you might as well
32:14
go all the make it realistic, right?
32:18
And so his injury did that happen in training or real game?
32:22
Now it was his first game of the season.
32:24
What an old man just put it onto Blaster?
32:29
Put him out in a field. Get him that.
32:32
Good grain yeah, just give you send him.
32:35
I'm off to a nice little farm, let him go, but they all go,
32:39
just let him go. The men's done.
32:40
It off. Give voice to many least
32:46
expects. It felt like for me to turn them
32:49
into glue. Oh sad.
32:52
Remember I'm on my holiday and a poolside.
32:55
I'm relaxed. I'm enjoying life.
32:57
Yeah. To be fair I could have made you
32:58
read our workbook. So no no.
33:01
I know I'm just setting this up. Okay.
33:03
So I'm like you know what? Surely surely.
33:05
All way, this is going to get spicy.
33:07
I had to wait till 80 percent of the book was over.
33:11
I'm so sorry that you're horny all the time.
33:14
I'm so sorry that I wasn't horny enough on my trip because this
33:18
was boring. Me book was edging, you for
33:22
nothing? She's been waiting too bad.
33:26
She's been climbing onto him every chance.
33:28
I'm surprised at this point. She's not just thrusting towards
33:31
him. Every time he walks just like,
33:35
yeah, like she's just humping Corners.
33:37
Every time I walked out of the room she says dry-humping him
33:40
from behind at every opportunity.
33:42
Like he's trying to do dishes. Yeah, this is like I'm home.
33:45
So the sex scene that we did get around 80% of book, I was
33:49
confused now, did Carla, do us dirty and make us have the first
33:53
sex scene from Logan perspective.
33:55
Yeah, she fucking. Did she did, she committed the
33:57
cardinal sin? Yeah, a fucking nuts over that
34:00
could have been worse. We were fucked over harder than
34:03
page was Yes, we had to live through that traumatic thing
34:08
fun. She could have faded to Black
34:10
and then it would have made that 80% of her church you're like oh
34:14
no. I didn't think that was an
34:15
option though. I would have preferred fading to
34:18
Black. Then what this was I think
34:20
there's a book we read where they faded to Black Peeps and I
34:22
was just like I'm John so over it true a bad sex scene is
34:26
better than no sexy. Yes, but this was about sexy, I
34:30
couldn't visualize it. There was a point where they
34:32
were just sliding there naked chests again.
34:34
They look like they just chest fucking like what is this?
34:38
I don't think I've ever thrusted my boobs into a man.
34:42
Have you ever thrusted your book you thinking about it?
34:45
I probably yes not like maybe just either try harder.
34:48
I'm sorry Pete it's because they're so far back because then
34:52
it's concave I just dropped him to pop them out of my check.
34:57
I'm gonna lie. I've got no titties to thrust
34:59
anyway, what are we talking about?
35:01
Just trusting are No, I don't know.
35:05
It's rust is the right word, but there was a bit there where she
35:07
was describing them like sliding their chest and then they were
35:10
about to calm and I was like gold them nipples are extra
35:16
sensitive like page. Let us know this technique.
35:19
I mean, apparently, he sucked on a nipple and he was like, you
35:22
could just come from this and she's like, don't do that.
35:26
Do the rest to the, they didn't mention the penis going in.
35:33
They did. He slammed it?
35:34
It in but they kind of just said his hips went up.
35:38
Yeah and this is after a lot of slippity sliding.
35:40
So I'm just imagining too wet seals rubbing against each other
35:43
and I look like the know just like a just like they're just
35:51
like it's slipping like a like a like a fluffy fish just like
35:55
hissing and roaring at each other.
35:57
Hissing. Roaring walrus noises crying
36:00
shit, isn't crying diarrhea from the laxatives He's on pain
36:06
medication, I don't know. Oh my God, everything's lost
36:08
everything belts, loose nipple, the loose, that water repels,
36:13
shut up. The fact that they even had a
36:19
moment alone to park in the first place, I should be
36:21
thankful, you know? Because remember, the girls are
36:23
always like knock knock knock. Like when they've got just the
36:26
tip in, it was always like one of the girls is knocking and
36:29
just want to do and I was like no one ran in for whatever
36:31
reason. It don't they have things to do.
36:35
Well, I don't believe that school ever because when he's
36:38
off work, he's off work. Yeah.
36:40
Back when they're at work at it when they're in school.
36:43
Well, that's one time I did, he have, they had half days.
36:46
I'm like, when did they hasn't been a thing before in 2000 or
36:51
14 and 16 year old have half days.
36:54
So they finally have sex at least that first time and he was
36:57
injured and she goes, oh my God, if that's how good it was, which
37:01
to be fair. She did all the work.
37:03
My God, if that's how good it was.
37:04
Imagine you're going to destroy me when you're not injured, just
37:09
try that Buffet. So, you gonna you just gonna
37:12
fuck me out. I'm gonna break my back in awe,
37:16
and it's, he's just like, yeah, yeah.
37:25
He's probably like, I hate this. She doesn't know about my secret
37:30
fetish and fear of the government.
37:34
For toes my bleep. It is.
37:38
Well it makes sense. She's she wouldn't let me suck
37:40
on my toes or not. It was all about the Nets, it's
37:43
just my God, nobody told her to climb on.
37:47
I'm like, oh my God, your knees, not you, made it up the stairs.
37:50
It's not that I know. Is there anything like it's in a
37:54
moon boot for coming? I don't know.
37:57
Did I mention know? He always too lazy.
38:02
He like you're the one doing well.
38:03
Everything else? Well, I know with all the other
38:05
sex scene so I call with his like injury, we do it on the
38:09
side now. I'm like well you know it's good
38:13
to this. Okay.
38:15
So they had sex and the best part is they were suddenly like
38:19
Honeymooners like they were just fucking every five minutes.
38:23
Yeah, the kids no idea where they are.
38:25
You know, what? There's a bit where they're
38:27
like, yeah, we hear it all the time.
38:29
Like also, the Them before but it's not a problem now.
38:33
Yeah they told me times in these 12 year old girls, I date and
38:38
then they're saying be hypocrisy.
38:41
They're pretty much like you're never allowed to have sex.
38:43
Molly, forget about it, and then five minutes later then puts
38:47
Bank of America interim mole. It's just like that.
38:52
She's like, I can't leave the house because I'm grounded,
38:54
like, no wonder they didn't notice when she fucking ran off.
38:57
Oh yeah, when she was climbing onto.
39:00
Neighbors lap through those fucking awkward.
39:03
That was weird but I was she climbing all over his lap and
39:06
then the dad walked in on something.
39:07
Yeah, but they never spoke to each other and so she didn't
39:11
want her in the window. He was willing to have sex with
39:13
a window teenager that just just like a random girl.
39:16
You know what? She's been hanging around page
39:18
way too much. Exactly.
39:20
He's like uber delivers pussy. Now, I do this, like, like
39:24
freedom of Wonders in your window and you like meant to be
39:29
fair enough. They are at all.
39:31
I've had a big day. Yeah, it's like just no
39:33
questioning it. She just grinding all over him
39:35
and then the dad miraculously walks in or whatever it's like,
39:38
um, oh my God, awkward how old is Molly 1517.
39:43
Yeah, and then they have the audacity to just lecture her for
39:47
hours on end ground for everything.
39:48
It's like, why don't you just explain to her?
39:51
That it's probably normal that she wants to bang a hot boy next
39:55
door. And then yeah, but she's a human
39:58
being, you've got a chance. That's what's up.
40:00
Their breakup too. Because Paige had this weird
40:04
rant about Logan and Molly took that as a next door neighbor.
40:08
But I don't know how she got them confused.
40:10
Yeah. Because yeah, I don't know.
40:12
And then they're like, it's fake marriage and then she leaves.
40:17
So one of the girls overheard that her deliver what she wasn't
40:20
going to get her inheritance unless she was married.
40:22
Yeah. Then she was like, oh my God,
40:24
this marriage is fake and then ran away because she thought she
40:26
was going to leave them. Yeah, when no one for me.
40:30
Even really said they liked it that much.
40:32
Yeah, like let's be real. Yeah, she ran down the street
40:36
while fucking bubbles. Bubbles McGee McGee, had to
40:45
chase out there by his Marine boot.
40:47
Yeah, I'm just putting a moon boot on his knee.
40:49
That's just located in the other side.
40:51
Who knows? It's and he's like begging.
40:54
He's like crawling at. This point begging her to come
40:57
back like she'd go anywhere. I didn't expect that to be the
41:01
climax of their story. Yeah, I don't know.
41:05
I don't know what I expected to be.
41:06
I think it was going to be resolved the way it was either
41:09
because you're rude. I am still so fucking mad about
41:14
the inheritance money. I'm so mad about hurt.
41:18
It's sort of fucking dog. Okay, before we get to that and
41:26
I have a conniption. Yeah, fair enough.
41:29
I didn't know what was going on, half the time in this book and I
41:31
was reading every single, like I had to reread some bits.
41:34
I was like, wait, what? And then I'd have to, and it's
41:37
funny because I'm the skimmer out of us to anyone.
41:39
Let you go Nation. Yeah.
41:41
I he probably because I forced made marriage upon you.
41:45
That's okay. No, no.
41:46
You just you're always willing to accept the fake marriage.
41:49
Yes. So it's coming up to the end.
41:53
In some weird makeover thing because you know how she's an ex
41:57
super model. Yeah.
41:58
It's like she decided that's the only thing she's good at.
42:00
So she got all dressed up? Yes.
42:02
All dolled up like that would make much of a difference.
42:04
Yeah, you can go up there. Scrappiest is what you talked
42:08
about but she just had to be looking perfect and rocked up to
42:12
the brothers work. Yes.
42:14
She's all like, oh my god, I've set up my inheritance to be in a
42:19
trust for all of the girls so that when they become adults,
42:22
they'll be able to Pretty much have it.
42:24
Yeah what we can only hide the interest rate that shit up and
42:29
then she's pretty much saying if you take the girls they won't be
42:32
in his custody anymore and then I'm just going to cancel it.
42:34
So you don't really give a fuck about the girls.
42:36
Yeah, what so if you don't do what I want to make.
42:40
Logan keep burning me. What if he was a better person
42:44
for them to live with because all mates fucking off months on
42:47
end. Yeah.
42:48
Apparently he was very young all about image and stuff like that.
42:52
Okay. You're on Unemployed girl,
42:54
you've got no job. Oh, that's a thing.
42:56
Why would you need an inheritance?
42:58
If you have a rich husband, but you should not be banking on
43:02
that if he could turn around at any point and be like, we're
43:05
divorced. Yeah, it's true.
43:07
Like, I owe you nothing. And then now, this inheritance
43:10
is going towards thing. Yeah.
43:12
Better than trust that you can't touch.
43:14
Yeah, maybe she just doesn't care, who knows?
43:16
She'll be like, oh, well off to do another watch commercial.
43:18
Yeah, but that's why her as a character is not interesting to
43:22
get behind, On because either way, she's got a, she'll be
43:26
fine. Yeah she's sorry Rich friend,
43:28
there's no steaks. Yeah so after she gives away a
43:32
grandparent his money she sets up an award just for Logan which
43:37
is fucking weird. Okay.
43:39
She's like doing this whole speech where she like we just we
43:42
setting up a family award that will give away each year and the
43:45
first one goes to Logan because I decided the war goes to Logan
43:49
and he's such a Family Guy and use get to nominate the guys.
43:53
As next time? Yeah, don't worry about this
43:54
time. This time me.
43:57
It's only because her friend is the owner of the team that she
44:01
could get away. How would, you know, how would
44:03
you pick? Why do they need of?
44:05
What do they get a little trophy.
44:06
Yeah and that's so embarrassing because he's like a private
44:11
person, he doesn't want to be in the news and everything and
44:14
she's standing up in front of literally everybody and being
44:17
like I'm laying on Logan such a just tell him it's like that.
44:20
Someone does a big Facebook post when they should Talk to the
44:23
hotter on Valentine's Day or something.
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Anytime they say happy birthday online.
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Yeah it's like I'm sure there Grandma.
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It's been 20 long years, we've been through so many ups and so
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many Downs, just all happy birthday for long.
44:37
What I know you're 99 and you don't have Facebook you can't do
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this right now. Exactly.
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It's like why you publicly declaring this to people who
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don't care? Yeah.
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And what has been a family man got to do with the sport like
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are you contributing to the team?
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Are you doing a charity work? You're not, you're just helping
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your own. Are you helping children
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discover their loves to sport? Absolutely not.
44:59
That would be too much work. It's like are you getting up
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your sister for having a normal hormone but having your hormones
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and wanting to bang the boy next door.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And you deserve an award. It's so weird.
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It's like an award. It was so cringe that whole
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speech I was like just tell him yourself.
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Actually. That's the part where I teach
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there's some parts when I get to it.
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Before I have to pause and I take about two days to load
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before I can do the rest. Yeah, that's the part.
45:28
Well, it's definitely the end, surprisingly not the rest but
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that but yeah I mean yeah I didn't get the point.
45:34
It's like she was just doing that for a self.
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Yeah. Just keep your project.
45:38
Something to think about 45 minutes.
45:39
Yeah. Well tree and he didn't even
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look like, did he receive that? That well, he was just kind of
45:45
accepted it. No, he liked it and they made it
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out on the stage though. Hmm.
45:51
No fairytale ending. That's when they decided that
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they were in love with each other, right?
45:56
It was too easy. Yes.
45:59
Where's the struggle? What was the point of the
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inheritance? The stakes were so low.
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Nothing really happened. She's nice people.
46:08
You know, how she was chasing him and I guess that's the
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dynamic that they were trying to set up.
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Yeah. But he straight-up was just
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rejecting her. Like, it's got to be a bitter
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give or take. Their was that's what was
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annoying me. In his perspective on you?
46:20
He was awful. Yeah.
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It done then. I'm like, it doesn't.
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Counteract the fact that he was like, stop fucking touching me.
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Yes, I'm like, cause then it's a bit sa.
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Right? Because if he's telling her no.
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Yeah. But even if in the he said he's
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like, yes I'm like it doesn't balance the hood and she's gonna
46:39
not keep going. I'm like why would she keep
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going if you were saying? No, exactly.
46:44
I didn't see the chemistry, you know, how exactly.
46:46
Do you see the chemistry? Yeah.
46:48
That like she really liked him but she was just kind of
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desperate and I don't. Know why I like what he proving
46:54
I wanted to see what was going to happen.
46:56
So that was a good thing and I definitely did not see that
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ending happening. I was kind of like what.
47:01
So it was a pretty good ball, so that's good in a way.
47:05
It was stupid, I'm sorry. But if you got married to a man,
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you had a kid together and that he's only personality trait for
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the next 20, fucking years was re-watching, the one Super Bowl.
47:19
Yeah. That was a bit in that.
47:21
He didn't even score, and now he's And scored in five times a
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day, I would literally move. That is a torture tactic and you
47:30
can't tell me otherwise, and that is so true.
47:32
I feel like some people might just like a guy, that's boring.
47:37
She's like Twist on how many times you watch it today.
47:39
He's like seven times seven times a day of the same Super
47:45
Bowl for like 10 years, I know. And that was setting him up for
47:51
psychological problems. If they put me in a room with
47:55
that on repeat I would literally crack same.
48:00
It's wouldn't that give you the air?
48:01
It would be some kind of torture.
48:03
I'd be like even if a tick tock accidentally replays over and
48:06
over, if I put it down somewhere I like want to call out your
48:08
legs again. Like I want to crawl out of my
48:11
own skin and eye, but with that was your husband.
48:13
When you get the egg, yes, I'd be like, is that your only
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personality trait that you were in a Super Bowl that you did
48:18
not? In fact win?
48:19
Yeah, that's someone else went, but the play was so good.
48:23
Yeah, the play makes him horny of than she does.
48:26
Okay, I know if only, he could have that on surround flat
48:29
screens when I was falling on the Roof, then he might actually
48:32
want to bang. I think definitely the book
48:37
needed more chemistry needed a better description of Logan.
48:40
Like, don't just give him. Give us where he's handsome.
48:42
Yeah hello. We need to visualize this and
48:45
also commit to being grumpy. Don't just be lukewarm.
48:48
Here's turnaround. Was they won the Super Bowl.
48:52
Not even her. I know it was, it was, it didn't
48:56
matter that she was in his life at all.
48:58
That could have been a babysitter this whole time.
49:01
Yeah, she had no effect on blood freely.
49:03
She got nothing out of it. Yeah.
49:06
And she did all the work. Yeah, for him to win a Super
49:08
Bowl and talk about it for the next 20 years.
49:12
What should we write this book out of should be doing like
49:16
homes dry hums? Yeah, dry me hops drainie honks.
49:21
Yeah. How many dry knee humps out of
49:23
Five. Two and a half.
49:26
Whoo, that's Midway. That's like a bee.
49:30
Yeah. Like, it's not as a worse book.
49:32
It is a little entertaining, but it could be better.
49:36
Okay. So for you, it's like a
49:37
mid-range little lesson, mid-range a book.
49:41
I wouldn't totally think about again.
49:43
Oh yeah, if I was reading in my normal life, I probably give it
49:46
a higher rating. No, it's just don't matter, it's
49:50
gonna be fun, I'm gonna go blank.
49:52
Look, I just gave you was just like, all right, didn't really
49:55
make much difference. I would say I would give it a
49:59
one dry like hump out of 5. Yeah.
50:01
Only because the goods is needed, some editing, edit that
50:04
shit for it to make sense of it. So be more a it up a little bit,
50:07
make it more that needs to be higher Stakes.
50:10
Yeah. Like by the something, I
50:12
suppose--and thing that if you want a really bare minimum easy
50:15
read? Oh yes, a 5 out of 5.
50:17
But when your man Carla and we live for the drums.
50:21
Yeah, we need more drama to be honest.
50:23
I don't think you've ever found a book that has hit our here
50:27
drama. I don't think so.
50:29
I'm like, do you do you? Do we go full dark romance and
50:32
then see how that goes? But that might be traumatizing,
50:34
for both of us. That's okay.
50:36
I feel like, remember the Silver Swan one, it was great to talk
50:40
about it, was disturbing to read, not disturbing, but it was
50:44
just like Noah's. Like, it was marketed.
50:47
As darkroom it, but I feel like it was dark and romance but a
50:51
twelve-year-old with it. Yeah.
50:52
Like the teenagers almost teenagers.
50:55
Yeah, but it wasn't teenage friendly at the same time.
50:58
Yeah, yeah. I don't know that stop, it was
51:00
all over the place, but it was good content.
51:02
All right, so that's it for this book.
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podcast. As darkroom it, but I feel like
50:49
it was dark and romance but a twelve-year-old with it.
50:52
Yeah. Like the teenagers almost
50:54
teenagers. Yeah, but it wasn't teenage
50:56
friendly at the same time. Yeah, yeah.
50:58
I don't know that stop, it was all over the place, but it was
51:01
good content. All right, so that's it for this
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