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"Safe Word For Parents" | Episode #306 | NSFW · Real. Guy. Pods.

• 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 It's shoot time, folks. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 But first, dad jokes. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 This happened to me in LA recently. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 I was driving on the 101 highway there, 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 driving and I cut somebody off. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 I didn't feel great about it. 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 And that person started tailgating me. 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 I'm like, "Oh, shit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die." 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 That person moves up to the left lane. 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I'm like, "Oh, shit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die." 11 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I look over and it's a woman in her late 40s, 12 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 giving me the double bird while she makes her 11-year-old daughter 13 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 hold the wheel. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:37,000 And I was so upset because I've never been that close with my mom. 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 We can't agree on a movie what alone perform a hate crime together. 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 [music] 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Wake up, daddy. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,000 [music] 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 This is episode number 306. 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Welcome to your dad's home podcast. 21 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I'm Bauer. 22 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 That is Chad the Dad. 23 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Here for the end of January. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Literally, the very, very end, like within hours of it being February 1st, 25 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,000 which is only gonna mean one thing for those of you who have been doing your drive January. 26 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Have you been doing the drive January? 27 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I have as a matter of fact, yes. 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 But still, I got to... 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 It's a little bit of a cheat, too. 30 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 I don't know where you put this in the drive January like that. 31 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Intent is not to drink alcohol, but I've decided to replace that with THC drinks. 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Oh, so I think I think I'm going for me. 33 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Yeah, all right. 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 It's not even a technicality. 35 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I mean, you're not drinking alcohol, which good for you. 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Also, I guess you're not... 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 And I've never had the THC... 38 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 I've had THC tea, but I've never... 39 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 A beverage like that, if you will... 40 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 So I'm guessing there's no hangover that you have to deal with for the most... 41 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 No, no. 42 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Weird dreams. 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Definitely some weird dreams. 44 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I'll take it. 45 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 I'll take it. 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 My dream? 47 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Yeah. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 My dreams could use a little livening up, Mr. Chad. 49 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 I'll be honest with you. 50 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 I could use some people kicking the butt there on my dream side. 51 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Did I highly recommend the Trail Magic Margaritas? 52 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Okay, all right. 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 That's what I've been hammering. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I've been with some friends of ours. 55 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I was like, "Here's our list of our favorites." 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 So we went out and tried a bunch and that was the one that rose to the top. 57 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 It literally... 58 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Okay. 59 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 It's drinking a margarita, but it's THC sold, right? 60 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 First of all, you sold me on margarita, just saying margarita alone and I'm in. 61 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 But I will say this. 62 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 I think that list, or one that you create, one that you add to, 63 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 we should definitely be talking about here on the Dad's Home podcast. 64 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Because I was just thinking... 65 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I refused to take part in dry January. 66 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I think it's a farce. 67 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I appreciate people who do it. 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 But I feel like by that second we get... 69 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 It's like the same thing is working out in January. 70 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Like you have all these wonderful intentions. 71 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000 And then you realize, holy shit, holy shit, Trump's president and I've got a drink. 72 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Or there's a fucking playing crash and you're like, "I got a drinker than there's another playing crash and filling it in. 73 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 "Fuck, I got to drink some more." 74 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,000 So I feel like the reality is you go away with great intentions and I appreciate that. 75 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,000 But you never really stick with it all the way through January. 76 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 So I might as well just why even fucking farce it up. 77 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 I'm not even gonna do my no mustache, no Vembre either. 78 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Fuck you guys. 79 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 I'm gonna keep it growing. 80 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I'm too lazy to put up with that shit. 81 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 I know yours is a pretty stellar mustache too. 82 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 I'm working on it. 83 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 It is fantastic, Rolly Fingers, Jr. 84 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 But I will say that I appreciate the effort being put into it. 85 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 And I think what you've got is probably the answer that I was looking for. 86 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,000 There it is, folks, on the video. 87 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Okay. 88 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Now this is also... 89 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 This is half and half with non-accoholic beer. 90 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 So... 91 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Okay. 92 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 And is that just... 93 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 It's a beer reedah was like my drink before dry January. 94 00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:01,000 It was Dosekis lime beer, bunch of tequila, a bunch of lime juice, a little bit of quattro. 95 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 So it felt like you were having a beer, but you just was no alcohol. 96 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 It did. 97 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Well, feeling too. 98 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Well, yeah. 99 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:15,920 So that was before dry, the regular non-accoholic same Dosekis beer with the THC drink is like a beer 100 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,920 reedah. 101 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,920 Okay. 102 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,920 It's awesome. 103 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,920 How long just for... 104 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,720 And just research purposes here. 105 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,920 How long does it take before you have the feeling? 106 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,920 Like, I know good... 107 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:31,160 Depending on how strong the margarita the tequila is, it might take me a margarita and a half 108 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,160 before I'm starting to feel any of the effects of it. 109 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,520 Where does this stand for you with the THC arena? 110 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,720 So these are a low dose because I think if I got a high dose, my wife might just like pass 111 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,720 out in front of the fire drooling, which I might do. 112 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,560 By the way, I like the way you throw your wife under the bus on that one, but it's probably 113 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,080 more than likely you. 114 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,080 It would be me. 115 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,080 It's... 116 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,840 Yeah, probably of the two of us. 117 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,960 But anyhow, so, yeah, we... 118 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,440 Sorry, what did you ask me? 119 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,440 Never mind. 120 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,440 I think we got the answer already. 121 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,440 Yeah. 122 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,440 It's... 123 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,440 There you go. 124 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,440 How long it takes for the day to get... 125 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,440 It's about like... 126 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,440 It's like, I don't know, 30 minutes probably. 127 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,440 Okay, not about... 128 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,120 Start it up, 30 minutes later, you're feeling it. 129 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,120 All right. 130 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,120 Now, here's... 131 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,120 I got to suggest... 132 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,120 And I want to... 133 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,120 I want to pin... 134 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,320 Put a pin in that because I've got to suggest for us for something later on when we get 135 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:26,040 into the show, when we get in more specifically, the worst parents that I think might... 136 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:30,400 We might be able to cross promote a little bit here and come up with an event, but I'll 137 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,400 talk a little bit... 138 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,080 Remind me about that later on. 139 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,960 Remind me of the bad parent event, okay? 140 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 If I forget. 141 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:36,960 Yeah, bad parent event. 142 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,960 I'm drinking real beer. 143 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,960 I haven't stopped. 144 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,960 Yes. 145 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,520 I think through the most genuine of us. 146 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,080 This is 100% my favorite Japanese beer. 147 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,280 This is my Sapporo that I'm enjoying here. 148 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:52,280 I had some sushi a little bit ago, so now I'm enjoying my Sapporo, which is a must-have 149 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,280 with any sushi meals. 150 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 So... 151 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Oh, yeah. 152 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:00,800 I feel like we're both on board here, but I am really interested in trying the THC, Oreda, 153 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,800 that you're talking about there. 154 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,800 So, yeah. 155 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,680 Yeah, the liquor store has like this giant section and like a whole end cap, so... 156 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,680 Once again, find out. 157 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,040 And is it that you're drinking right now? 158 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,800 What's the name of it? 159 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,800 It's called Trail Magic. 160 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,800 It's the brand. 161 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Okay. 162 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,520 And it's like Margarita is the flavor. 163 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,520 All right. 164 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:22,520 It's actually just a five milligram of THC. 165 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,520 Okay. 166 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,520 All right. 167 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,520 You know, real good. 168 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,160 Just kind of mellow you out. 169 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,160 When you have too many of them. 170 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,160 Make you funny. 171 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,160 When you have too many of them. 172 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,160 Does it make your mustache look bigger? 173 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,160 Does it start to... 174 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,160 Like all of a sudden you're... 175 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,960 I just bring them to the mirror. 176 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,240 And up in front of the mirror, it's going like this for... 177 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,440 You know, playing with my mustache for like 30 minutes. 178 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,440 You had another one didn't you? 179 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,440 You're like, "I don't know what you're talking about." 180 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,440 (laughter) 181 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,960 With your desk, it would be sneer. 182 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,960 Yeah. 183 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,960 All right. 184 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,960 Good. 185 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,960 That's awesome, but I think that's something we should definitely talk about. 186 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,960 And by the way, I would open the door to any sponsors of... 187 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:57,960 What's the brand again? 188 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,960 Mm-hmm. 189 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,960 Trail Magic. 190 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Trail Magic. 191 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:01,960 We love Trail Magic here at the show. 192 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:02,960 We do. 193 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,960 I think my goal is to have a full of this... 194 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,960 We're listening. 195 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:10,320 We're listening to Trail Magic that we would be enjoying that along with something else 196 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,320 at the same time. 197 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,960 We'll talk a little bit about that further. 198 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:17,440 And then we will also put together a parent test that I think you and I will have a chance 199 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,480 to kind of work on and maybe shed some light on. 200 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,960 All of that we'll talk about coming up a little bit later on in the show. 201 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,960 Let's go. 202 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,640 First, I want to start off with a simple question. 203 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,720 Do you have a safe word? 204 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,520 And I don't mean in the bedroom. 205 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,520 Whoa. 206 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,520 Whoa. 207 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,520 Whoa. 208 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,520 Whoa. 209 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,520 Oh, a parent test. 210 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,520 I get it. 211 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,520 I get it. 212 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,520 We're not. 213 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,520 We're not. 214 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,520 Yes. 215 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,520 Yes and no. 216 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,520 How about that? 217 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,600 So if we had our only fans page up and running Chad, which we're still working on, if we had 218 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,760 the only fans page up and running, that might be a different stuff. 219 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,760 But apparently... 220 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:54,480 Apparently, there is a new parenting trend. 221 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,560 There's always a new parenting trend. 222 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,200 Just wait another week if you haven't caught onto the last one and there will be another 223 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,400 parenting trend. 224 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:04,260 But the one that seems to be catching on now through social media is one where parents 225 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:06,400 are talking about having a safe word. 226 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,680 Now, the safe word is not in the bedroom. 227 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:14,240 This is not a part of your sexual escapades and trying out new things or different things. 228 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:21,560 This is more of a parenting safe word so that you can say an essence to your partner, tag 229 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:26,240 me out on the tag team match because I'm fucking done. 230 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,240 Tag me in. 231 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,240 You... 232 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,240 I'll take over for you. 233 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,600 Look, you've done a fantastic job. 234 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,080 You need to catch a couple of... 235 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,040 Get some hydration going. 236 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,320 Catch a couple of breaks. 237 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,320 Maybe I don't know. 238 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,720 Have some THC if you need a magic trail, whatever it might be. 239 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,000 I got it from here. 240 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,160 I'll take over. 241 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,640 And it seems to be something that parents universally on social media are saying, they've 242 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,640 got... 243 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:53,440 If not, if they don't have a safe word, they've got something remarkably close to a safe word. 244 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,480 So it starts over this lock and Ashley Hammond. 245 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,200 Their safe word is sassafras. 246 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,200 Sassafras. 247 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,320 Which has less to do with hot and heavy petting and more to do with effective parenting. 248 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,520 So what they say is when one of us is having a hard time with the kids, we could be very 249 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:11,560 legitimately frustrated, completely out and not in our best moment whatsoever. 250 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:15,360 We use sassafras to tap one another out. 251 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,980 So you walk into the kitchen, your wife's been with the kids all day. 252 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,520 You just get home from work. 253 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,280 They're yelling, screaming, whatever's going on. 254 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,600 They're fighting with each other. 255 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,320 Your wife just happens to look at you as like sassafras. 256 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:30,760 You know that's the key to fucking jump in like your, you know, your Mr. T tag teaming 257 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,720 with Hulk Hogan and WrestleMania. 258 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:36,080 And this is your chance to jump in and help out while she go catches, she's going to go 259 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,080 and catch a break. 260 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,080 She'll say, all right, I like it. 261 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,080 She'll sassafras. 262 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,080 You later for sure. 263 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,080 You're going to get sassafras at another time. 264 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,080 I hope. 265 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,080 Yeah, you hope it's reciprocal. 266 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,080 Yeah, sure. 267 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,240 So this isn't a gentle parenting thing. 268 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:52,200 This is not, you know, everybody gets a trophy for competing, but it is a situation where 269 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,000 you're seeing on social media. 270 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 People talk about if they're losing control, if they feel like they're being too harsh 271 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,840 with the kids, this is where they need to have a safe word to be able to jump in. 272 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:08,840 And so according to the person who posted this, who got over four million Instagram views 273 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,640 on, she's way, they're not, you should have a safe word. 274 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,440 I just made me think, do you have one? 275 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,600 And what is your safe word? 276 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:22,440 Because the closest thing I have to a safe word is when my life, my wife will lean in and 277 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,440 she'll just look at me. 278 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,800 I can tell because the kids are going crazy. 279 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,880 She's got the most serious look in her eyes and she'll just go, fuck me. 280 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,680 And it's not, it's not an invitation. 281 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,680 This isn't a, that's your safe word. 282 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,680 Fuck me. 283 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,840 Fuck me is the safe word. 284 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,320 Which, what do you think about it? 285 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:43,160 It's not really safe for a, no, the kids or anybody else, a church, none of that. 286 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,600 It's not good for you that, but it makes the point, right? 287 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,200 I know it's time to tag in at that point. 288 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,200 Yeah, it's time to tag in. 289 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,640 Now, I would, I would also make the case. 290 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,600 I think that if you, if, and I think this is, that's why they call it a safe word. 291 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:59,280 And if you are in a relationship where you're in touch enough with your partner, you'll 292 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:04,240 know long before the safe word has to be spoken that you should intercede or that they 293 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,240 should intercede, right? 294 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,560 There's, they'll know. 295 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,240 There's a, I know I should say something in here. 296 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:14,040 I think my bigger challenge is I will, I might jump in too soon where I'm in trouble for 297 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,040 jumping in now. 298 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,680 Like, I had this, this, I got this all covered for why the fuck did you get, you didn't 299 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,680 add to metal? 300 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,320 Negative, negative, negative, SAS press. 301 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,320 Yes. 302 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,320 Negative, stay. 303 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,480 Turn it for us and get the fuck out of here. 304 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:31,160 So, so do you, do you guys have, I don't have a, we don't have a safe word other than I just 305 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,800 know by my wife saying, fuck me that this is it. 306 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,960 We don't, but we have used similar technique parenting, right? 307 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,120 Where it's just like some shit's going on. 308 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,360 One of us is stressed out. 309 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,360 Yeah. 310 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:48,560 And the other one, you know, that stressed out person, whether it's an external force creating 311 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,160 that, they're trying to deal with a kid who's got an issue. 312 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,160 Yeah. 313 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:56,240 And the other partner comes in and you know, it's like, hey, I got this, like, you know, tap 314 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,240 out. 315 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,240 It's cool. 316 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,640 But now that I know I need to throw it down with like a, a safe word, that's even more fun. 317 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,480 I think, I think I'm going to go with Jumanji. 318 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,480 Ooh. 319 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,760 You know, like, you say the word and like shit goes crazy, right? 320 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,760 Right. 321 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,120 Sort of the like a reverse Jumanji Jumanji mind. 322 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,920 Yeah, it's kind of, I think it's kind of the indication that something, something Jumanji 323 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,240 like has already happened. 324 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,320 And so now, this is the, this is how you stop it. 325 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:25,120 You could go beetle juice, but then you got to say it three times. 326 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,200 Just, yeah, hopefully you guys aren't tagging in. 327 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,760 I mean, yeah, multiple times because then, then you're next thing you know, you're in the 328 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:35,080 afterlife and yeah, that's, and then it becomes a problem. 329 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,800 And then you've got like snakes and worm snakes and all that stuff. 330 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:44,600 Here, here's, I just did a quick search in chat, GPD saying, give me some creative parenting 331 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600 safe words. 332 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,440 Now they give me situations. 333 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,440 Sex. 334 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,440 Sex. 335 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,960 Again, I had to make a parenting. 336 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,560 I didn't want sexual passwords, although that might be something we do in the break here. 337 00:12:55,560 --> 00:13:00,880 But for a situation where I need help or get me out of here, okay, those, that's the situation 338 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,880 you're in. 339 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,880 I need help or get me out of here. 340 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,680 Here's some suggestions. 341 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,680 Pineapple. 342 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:06,680 Wow. 343 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,400 A fun word that doesn't sound out of place in conversation. 344 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,400 That's not true. 345 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:15,560 I think pineapple is very much, you got to, you got to work to get pineapple into a conversation. 346 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,560 Yeah. 347 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:20,860 It's like Ted Lasso working into touch and he was into his first speech and would get 348 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:21,860 him five bucks. 349 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:22,860 Right. 350 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:26,160 Try to work pineapple into a conversation is that's a heavy. 351 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,680 That's like going, hey, Jim Nance, can you work pineapple into the Super Bowl broadcast? 352 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:35,400 And okay, here's another one, banana peel, which signals a slippery situation. 353 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,640 They want to escape. 354 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,440 Also tough to get into the conversation. 355 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,880 I think, I mean, if you just walk up and you know, stab somebody on the shoulder and say, 356 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,880 hey, banana peel, maybe they get it. 357 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,880 Maybe. 358 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,600 That becomes the thing, you don't have to work it into conversation. 359 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,600 Right. 360 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,600 Definitely more fun if you do. 361 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,400 I like to just walk up to my wife and say shit banger and I don't know what it means, but 362 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,200 she knows that it's time to get out of the way. 363 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,880 A little spot on here. 364 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,640 They suggest code blue, but I feel like your kids going to know. 365 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,640 There's a point, like if your kids five, six, seven, probably not, but the minute your 366 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,840 kid turns like double digits and it's 10, they know when code blue is being issued, wait 367 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,640 a minute, you're warning dad about something. 368 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:17,960 The whole point is to have a say for that doesn't make that indication clear. 369 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:23,560 Yeah, although sassafrasse, I would think feels kind of like the kids would be like, code 370 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,560 the hell, you're somebody Sam. 371 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,560 That's good to say. 372 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,400 Who under the age of 85 is saying the word sassafrasse? 373 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:33,080 I mean, you're somebody saying sassparilla. 374 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,080 What? 375 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,440 What did you just say old old old man? 376 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,440 All right. 377 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,560 They've got marshmallow, marshmallow is in there and then side. 378 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:47,040 Side quest, a geeky way to say I need a detour from this situation. 379 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,040 Again, so far. 380 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,400 That also to me, that would be like side conversation is what that feels like. 381 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,400 I got you. 382 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,720 If I'm overwhelmed, then you break time turtle. 383 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,720 Oh, there it is. 384 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,640 Nobody caught that one when you slid that into the conversation. 385 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,640 Space bubble. 386 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640 Okay. 387 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,520 Lightning strike. 388 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,520 Chill mode. 389 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,280 Now that just sounds like you want to have sex and watch Netflix. 390 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,720 Like that's, that's what that. 391 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:16,800 Then moonwalk, which I would say don't even say the word, just do it. 392 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,560 Just moonwalk across the floor. 393 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,560 Yes. 394 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,560 Absolutely. 395 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,560 Absolutely. 396 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,560 That's what the action is. 397 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,960 It is literally you're backing out of the situation. 398 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,720 So your partner knows it's time for them to come in, but you're moonwalking it so you 399 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,520 look cool. 400 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,160 Just or throw down with some MJ on the on Spotify. 401 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,160 There you go. 402 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,160 That would do household speakers. 403 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,160 That would do it. 404 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:40,440 I think similarly, if it's for calm down or let's reset, they say reset button. 405 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,040 Again, I think that's just a little too spot on kids. 406 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,320 We'll know that on the nose. 407 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,320 Yeah. 408 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320 Snowflake. 409 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,320 Cool. 410 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,320 Common unique. 411 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,320 No. 412 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,920 It's kind of a pet name and kind of not so not bad, not bad. 413 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,440 Oh, how about this one? 414 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,120 Breathe dragon. 415 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,560 Weird combination awards there. 416 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:04,960 Reminds that is that what the imagined dragons were going to call themselves before you came 417 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960 up with that name. 418 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,560 They originally went that way and then the guys guys the breathe dragons. 419 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,040 There was another band out of Tampa that had the name breathe dragon so they had to go 420 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,360 with the magic dragons. 421 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,200 It reminds you to take a deep slow breath. 422 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,800 They say, okay, done jellyfish. 423 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:27,080 And then lastly, lastly, sloth speed. 424 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,880 I don't like any of those really. 425 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,880 Jack G.P.T. 426 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,480 Kind of fucked us on that whole thing, but it's interesting. 427 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,080 They're saying that this is the new trend for parents to do. 428 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:40,360 Some of the ones that were suggested, let's see, they had in the article, but using phrases 429 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:45,160 like, Yamalus is on the phone. 430 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,160 Hum? 431 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,920 Yamalus is on the phone. 432 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,920 Yamalus. 433 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:55,320 Or, hey, I think we need milk are subtle enough that kids won't detect them as a parenting 434 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,240 tool, they say. 435 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,960 So one person, they made this, this couple made the suggestion. 436 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:04,720 They just simply say, yellow to keep one another from seeing red when dealing with 437 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,040 their strong, wild eight year old son. 438 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,840 So they go yellow, not to get to red. 439 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,840 That's their way. 440 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,840 All right, I got it. 441 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,840 Bubble gum. 442 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,840 Bubble gum. 443 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,840 Bubble gum. 444 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:16,840 Okay. 445 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,840 I like it. 446 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,840 You just say it like your question, like bubble gum? 447 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,840 Bubble gum. 448 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,840 You know, why not? 449 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:28,360 I suppose it'd probably just be bad to ask a similar question, just go murder. 450 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:32,960 Again, a little too often, those. 451 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,960 It is. 452 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,600 But effective, I'm the least. 453 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:41,720 I think everybody stops when you say the murder is a question, like, you know, am I going 454 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,720 to do it? 455 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,720 Are you going to do it? 456 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,720 Are we all going to do it? 457 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,720 Who's going to do it? 458 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,760 I just think if, as long as we're asking, we, what, were we looking at the same result? 459 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,400 We're both thinking murder here, right? 460 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:55,360 So as long as we're both clear, one or twin hours activate. 461 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,800 As long as we're both clear in that front, you can take a break and I'll take over the 462 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,520 murder interview from this point forward. 463 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,520 That's the pre-burdening. 464 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,520 Absolutely. 465 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,360 I think it's going to be a really good interview, if you will. 466 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,360 I like it. 467 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:14,360 The pair, the pair also relies on rope as one of the words as a way to convert, like, 468 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,920 ask each other if the issue they're having with their kid is worth the tug of war or if 469 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,120 it's best to just drop the rope and let the boy have his way in the matter. 470 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,600 I feel that's a little judgy. 471 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,600 I do. 472 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:29,200 I feel like that's one person coming in and is like, maybe you should just give this up. 473 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,800 Is it really worth the tug of war? 474 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,160 You go orange juice, what do you mean? 475 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,880 Is the juice really worth the squeeze? 476 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880 Because I don't know. 477 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,680 I'm kind of judging from back here and saying, I think this is a stupid fight you're having. 478 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,720 So why don't you back away from it? 479 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,440 It becomes, I don't want to, I think it can't be a judgemental thing. 480 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,720 I think it's got to be a, I see you're having a hard time. 481 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,720 Let me jump in and help kind of a thing, right? 482 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,720 Absolutely. 483 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,720 Yeah. 484 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:57,840 It has to come from that place of kindness for the situation, the de-escalation, all the 485 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,840 things. 486 00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,840 I mean, I think it's a great idea. 487 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,240 I said, we've done it and it works for us, absolutely. 488 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240 Okay. 489 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,800 To be able to have a different approach, because we don't parent my wife and I don't parent 490 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,800 the same. 491 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800 I'm sure you guys don't, right? 492 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,400 So your wife looks at you, fuck me. 493 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,080 Let's kill the kids. 494 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,400 You may sometimes have that same, that's the other thing too. 495 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,240 I think your parenting styles change, right? 496 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,640 One week you're the bad cop and then the next week you're the good cop. 497 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:32,400 But having that word to kind of de-escalate is probably great, especially for the kids 498 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,400 sake, right? 499 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,480 Because you lose your shit at your kid. 500 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480 That's therapy bills. 501 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480 Therapy bills. 502 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,480 Absolutely. 503 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,240 It just takes all the steps to try to get back to where you were before as well. 504 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240 So yeah, no, I agree. 505 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,600 I think it's definitely worth having. 506 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,680 I think, like, I should be having a conversation with my wife about a new word and not fuck 507 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,680 me. 508 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,360 But you should have a safe word that is enough. 509 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:59,840 It is easy enough to make it in passing seem like the kids would not realize we're talking 510 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,480 about the situation and that we're tapping in each other. 511 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,480 Yeah. 512 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:09,160 But also at the same time that I think it's not something shitty that chat GPT suggested. 513 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,720 So the word, I think we're advising you creative folks. 514 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,000 Yeah, go come up with your own safe word. 515 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,920 You and your spouse, your partner, have a safe word. 516 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 Talk about it ahead of time. 517 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,880 So everybody's crystal clear on it. 518 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,720 And then maybe even use it in situations it's not so desperate, but just get everybody 519 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,760 used to it being there. 520 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:30,760 And then, and then you can integrate it into your parenting skills. 521 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,160 You know, another piece of this I just thought of was that when you use the safe word, you 522 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,760 both have to be willing to hear the safe word and then back away. 523 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,760 Exactly. 524 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,800 Because if you go, because like if you use rope, if you use rope that seems very judgmental, 525 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,240 like no, no, no, hold on, I'm making my fucking ear. 526 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,240 I got this. 527 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,240 Right. 528 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,280 So you got to be able to go, okay, somebody else is seeing something here. 529 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because in the moment, you may not, right? 530 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,480 And I know I'm sure I'm absolutely a thousand percent guilty. 531 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:04,600 So that's, I think that's a key piece of this too is as you're parenting and use this technique. 532 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600 Yeah. 533 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600 Be willing to just say, okay, cool. 534 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,400 I need to walk away for a second. 535 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,560 Somebody noticed somebody I love, right? 536 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,560 Somebody I trust. 537 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560 I'm out. 538 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,560 Let them do this. 539 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,560 Oh, this is so awesome. 540 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,760 I didn't hit record on any of that video stuff. 541 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,840 We've got all the audio of it, but zero video feed of that. 542 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,840 Oh. 543 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,840 Yeah. 544 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840 And then you should balls on mighty, right? 545 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,840 Oh, hold on. 546 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,680 Let me just, let me look at you straight. 547 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680 Fuck me. 548 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:34,320 Well, it's starting, it's funny. 549 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,360 I did notice that like the recording button, the little red thing at the top wasn't keeping 550 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360 track of the time. 551 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360 Yeah, I was just, I just wanted to look. 552 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,920 I'm like, I'm gonna see how much time we have left, where we are. 553 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,400 Oh, fuck, I don't see anything there. 554 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000 I'll be like, oh, yeah, I need the record button. 555 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Okay. 556 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,600 Well, we'll just, we'll just pick this up from here. 557 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,760 So listen, if you missed the whole first part of this show, I'm gonna, I'm gonna 558 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760 call it already. 559 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,520 We apologize, but you've got the audio portion of it up into this point. 560 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,600 So you'll get video from this point forward, you're welcome. 561 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,600 Yeah. 562 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,880 But we've already determined the safe words and that you should have what Chad's drinking 563 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,360 there, the magic trail, which is, T-A-C, T-A-C, T-A-C. 564 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,360 Mark Rudeflavor. 565 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,880 And especially me now that we're kicking in a February, we'll just keep going. 566 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,640 Would you buy choice? 567 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,440 Say goodbye to February for the alcohol and keep with the T-A-C. 568 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,440 Oh, totally. 569 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440 Okay. 570 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440 Yeah. 571 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:26,400 So, if your wife is into or doing is a hundred-day, she read someplace where, you know, having 572 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,720 a break from alcohol for like a hundred days actually does a whole bunch of good things 573 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,720 for your body. 574 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,720 Oh. 575 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,640 So, yeah, I'm down for going that way and just having a little bit of, you know, a little 576 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,640 T-A-C direct to show how to do that. 577 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,480 We have to tell me how that is because I refuse. 578 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,480 Yeah. 579 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,120 But if it works, I'd love to hear about it. 580 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,120 I'm not telling you about it. 581 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,120 You look, sir, you don't know. 582 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,760 I think the combination of you going through it and dealing with all of that shit 583 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,880 and then coming back and telling us about it. 584 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,480 And then, not only that, but backing it up with, and here's the T-A-C drink, like I might 585 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,080 be able to jump on board now. 586 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080 Sure. 587 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080 Why not? 588 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,360 The combo sounds like, you're like my doctor right now, in other words, you're figuring this 589 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:08,880 out for me and I'll detoxify someplace and then completely toxify someplace else. 590 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,880 That's right. 591 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880 Yeah. 592 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,880 Change one for the other. 593 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,920 Doesn't sound like a bad thing at all. 594 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,920 All right. 595 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:20,960 But when, I don't know when this happened, Chad, I'm still confused by it and I didn't even 596 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,760 know, I think it just hit me this year. 597 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:33,520 I didn't sit back and look at how many holidays have become an excuse to go buy more shit 598 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520 for your kids. 599 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:39,600 Like, it somehow, it was always Christmas time or whatever the holidays were for. 600 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,600 Sure. 601 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:46,920 And then, there was, there were birthdays, right, that you would be forced to. 602 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,920 But it wasn't like, oh, I gotta get them 4th of July gifts? 603 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:57,360 There's a 4th of July gift, actually, that's going on here. 604 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:03,720 Because at some point, and I'm trying to look back and think about it, at some point, what 605 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:09,160 was Valentine's Day, which was, it's upcoming, but it was a simple thing between you and 606 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:15,040 your husband, your wife, your partner, whatever your love of your life, you had a Valentine's 607 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,040 Day. 608 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,880 That person you were dating, whoever you were following on Only Fans, you had Valentine's 609 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,880 Day. 610 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880 And it was just between you and them. 611 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,280 It wasn't a, I gotta go buy a stuffed animal for each of the kids and then make sure that 612 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,880 they've got chocolates and then we've got to put streamers up around the kitchen and the 613 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,640 living room for Valentine's Day. 614 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:42,560 Like, when did this turn into a now every holiday means a gift exchange for the kids? 615 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,920 Well, so I'm going to argue at this one, I'm going to say that if we have to give our kids 616 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:54,120 a gift for every holiday, then our kids have to give us a gift for every sports season. 617 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:59,400 Oh, and there are a lot of fucking sports people. 618 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400 Yes, there are. 619 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,560 So I'm just saying, like you want good, you know, I don't know. 620 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,480 I don't even like cookie, but I'm there for the kid. 621 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,120 I want a hockey present, right? 622 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120 Right. 623 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,120 Don't you want a hockey present? 624 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,120 Absolutely. 625 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,120 Dude, I want to crick it. 626 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,120 I, a cricket present. 627 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,080 Holy shit, are you can bowling? 628 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,080 We should come on. 629 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,080 Come on. 630 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,240 I mean, it isn't there. 631 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,880 Like, just scroll through your, your ESPN app and look at, browse and see every sport that's 632 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,880 there ready to go. 633 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,240 Batchy, I mean, it's Batchy season. 634 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,240 Batchy season. 635 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,240 Batchy season? 636 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240 Yeah. 637 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,240 Yeah. 638 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240 But I feel like they're, now they're marketing for, you know, it's, you know, it's, you know, 639 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:37,560 they're marketing for, for Valentine's Day gives you can get the kids. 640 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,320 It's, what's crazy to me too is it becomes, it's a vicious circle, right? 641 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,880 Like, hey, we got to sell more crap, make more money for these people, but the same time too. 642 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:50,640 Now, like bloggers, media, all these people are like, all right, let's write about something. 643 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:55,840 So they, in effect, kind of kind of create their own little universe of like, oh, well, 644 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,560 15 gifts, you should get your kids for the Valentine's Day. 645 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:03,880 Now all of the sudden, you know, like, oh, shit, well, I got to get my kid a, a gift for Valentine's 646 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,120 Day and it just, you know, blows up. 647 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,120 Not for nothing. 648 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120 I love my kids. 649 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,120 My kids are amazing. 650 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120 They're fantastic. 651 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120 Yes. 652 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,120 They're beautiful. 653 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,120 They're hilarious. 654 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:16,360 They're, they're everything, but they don't give gifts very well to the parents. 655 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,360 Not yet. 656 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,360 Not yet. 657 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,520 And I'm hoping by the time they will someday have their own kids, maybe they will, but 658 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,880 the reality is like it, you know, it was, it was, it was Father's Day, Mother's Day, 659 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,800 or birthdays and then maybe you have Christmas and that's kind of it. 660 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,800 That's it for us. 661 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,280 That's all we get really. 662 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,720 Even for my birthday, like I might get, I might get to get, they take me out to pizza and 663 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,640 beer and that's my birthday present, which is perfect. 664 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,080 That's exactly what I want. 665 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,560 They know it and it's a perfect gift. 666 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,720 But wait, so you guys don't like rock out for Arbor Day? 667 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720 Gosh. 668 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:50,120 No, but you should see now my daughter has sent me three lists already for, yeah, she's 669 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,120 expecting for Groundhog Day. 670 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,120 Nice. 671 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,120 I like it. 672 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,120 I like it. 673 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,520 And she wants them early. 674 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,880 She wants them before sunrise. 675 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,200 Well, that's when she's supposed to be done. 676 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,160 I mean, yeah, you better, better get your ass on Amazon like tomorrow because like, 677 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:09,000 seriously, my 10 year old daughter for the last few years thought that Halloween should 678 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,760 be a day off because it's such a huge holiday. 679 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,360 Like it's not, well, you guys, she's not wrong. 680 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,360 Fucking candy. 681 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:20,240 All month long, you have movies, shitty movies to watch every single day. 682 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,480 All month long. 683 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,440 You get candy at the end of it all, an endless supply of candy going directly. 684 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,760 It I feed into your veins. 685 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:33,320 And now you want to have a gift basket on top of it all that somehow is supposed to be 686 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,680 a part of that. 687 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:41,680 Like as it were, we without giving too much away for a parents that have their kids listening, 688 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,720 which I don't know why the fuck you'd be doing that right now. 689 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,760 I wanted to teach your kid fuck. 690 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,760 Fuck me. 691 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,440 But the thing is, we had a, we would have a situation. 692 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,520 Where, you know, at the end of Halloween, on Halloween night, so much candy, like way too 693 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,840 much candy, right? 694 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,000 So what we did was we had the great pumpkin come to our house. 695 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,440 So on Halloween night, the girls got to pull, started off, I think, with like five and then 696 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,120 it got to 10 candy bars, whatever treats that they got for Halloween that they wanted 697 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,120 to keep. 698 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:18,920 And the rest would go in a bag by the, by the, the chimney for the great pumpkin to 699 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,880 come and pick up in the great pumpkin, then takes that candy and gives it to kids who didn't 700 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,560 get to go trick or treating, gives it away for other kids to have who didn't get a chance 701 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560 to do that. 702 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,480 And solid and it did, and it is reciprocal because there was one year we were in Connecticut 703 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:39,480 and we had a legitimate snow storm on Halloween and we, no one could go trick or treating. 704 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,000 The kids couldn't go trick or treating. 705 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,760 We've had years where the girls were sick on Halloween and couldn't go trick or treating 706 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,520 and when they wake up the next morning, guess what's there? 707 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,520 Candy from the great pumpkin. 708 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:54,980 So it certainly is a reciprocating thing, but in trade, it's in trade in trade for that 709 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:57,200 candy that they would give up to the great pumpkin. 710 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,880 The great pumpkin would leave them a small toy as a token for, hey, thank you for doing 711 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,880 this here. 712 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,720 I'm taking the candy, here you go. 713 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,720 Here's your toy. 714 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,880 And that was fantastic. 715 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,880 But then that started developing like, well, why isn't the great pumpkin giving me more? 716 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,040 I'm getting older. 717 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,080 Where's my fucking iPad, great pumpkin? 718 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,240 You know, you're like, hold on a second. 719 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,480 You gave me about six bucks. 720 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,200 You gave me more than candy and you want a $150 watch. 721 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,000 I don't understand what you're talking about. 722 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,560 How does that trade work? 723 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:31,480 So you, it became, and then it became like, then you would have these, the, the booing's right, 724 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,480 which is your neighborhood. 725 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,640 You take some of the candy, put it in the whole thing and you go to a kid's neighbor's house 726 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,520 and you doorbell ditch an ace in essence, but they've got a candy basket now with all 727 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,920 kinds of things in it and you have these boo gifts. 728 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,840 And then that became even bigger where people were giving them at school to each other and 729 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,200 they had to have other shit in there. 730 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,400 And then it became like also to little technical things and like a, a pop socket for the back 731 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,680 of your phone and you're like, oh my god. 732 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680 What happened? 733 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,680 It just getting candy. 734 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,560 So I don't know like you, you, you legit, I'm gonna try and see if I can share this screen, 735 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:07,000 but there's like, they have this, as you talked about, bloggers have, you know, the ability 736 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,480 now to write these things out and they get paid for doing it, right? 737 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,000 It becomes what they do. 738 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Sure. 739 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,080 And so now you get, let me see if I can share this here. 740 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:20,920 Now you get, here are some great things that you can find for Valentine's Day gifts for 741 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,680 your kids. 742 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,680 What? 743 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,200 That's not what Valentine's Day is about. 744 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,840 Yeah, you love your kids. 745 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,040 I don't need to get them Valentine's Day gifts. 746 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,800 So they have a Lego set that's all about Valentine's. 747 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,120 They have Valentine's Day Lego. 748 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:40,040 They've got Valentine's Day themed activity books, coloring pictures and highlights. 749 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,640 What is happening here? 750 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,840 How about a set of personal name crayons? 751 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,760 Well, I mean, will I am is a pretty good artist. 752 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760 Good point. 753 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760 That's a very good point. 754 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,440 I bet you, Fergie got that for him. 755 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,440 I bet. 756 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,920 Lovely PJs for your kids. 757 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,160 Again, are you gonna do it for Fourth of July? 758 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,760 Are you gonna do it for Memorial Day? 759 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760 Right. 760 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,760 Are you getting president's day jammies for your kids as well? 761 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,800 Because I do feel like, why are we turning everything? 762 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,480 Don't leave our, our, our bidet out. 763 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480 Come on, let's do it. 764 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,480 Don't. 765 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,320 You're like, is that a Ficus on your pajamas? 766 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320 It looks like a Ficus. 767 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,320 It really does. 768 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,160 A personalized wooden tic tac toe set. 769 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,160 Now, it's only 10 bucks at Etsy. 770 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,160 Sure. 771 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,160 But really? 772 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,160 Do we need? 773 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,160 No, I thought you like this. 774 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,160 Hold on. 775 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160 Yeah, hold on. 776 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,160 That you like. 777 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160 Star Wars cookie? 778 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,160 I like it. 779 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,160 All right. 780 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,160 That's good. 781 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,160 Yeah. 782 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,160 Will you be be a Valentine's Day? 783 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,160 I will. 784 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,160 I'll be be your Valentine's Day. 785 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,160 Of course you will. 786 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,760 A flower press for kids. 787 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:45,440 So when, when did Valentine's Day become about everybody loving everybody and not just 788 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440 romantic love? 789 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440 That's what I'm saying. 790 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,640 And it's not just, it's not even, it's what gifts are you getting to show me? 791 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,640 You love me. 792 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,360 Like it's not even, you can't even just give a Valentine. 793 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,040 Hey, will you be my Valentine? 794 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040 Oh, sweet. 795 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,920 You thought of me that way to give me a five cent card that you cut out from a piece of 796 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,080 paper and asked to be my Valentine. 797 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:08,960 Maybe with a little eraser that smells like chocolate. 798 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960 Okay. 799 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,320 I think you and I need to go, you know, like Guy Fox on this and just single handedly the two 800 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,440 of us actually double handedly. 801 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,800 We'll go on a mission and just like destroy capital. 802 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800 Wow. 803 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800 Capitalism. 804 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,800 I tell you. 805 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800 Because that's what this is. 806 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,280 It's just, you know, creating capitalism. 807 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,880 So, but, but I think we can, we can probably take capitalism down just you and I. 808 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,040 I just think it's, I think it sets a bad precedent. 809 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,480 I really, really do. 810 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,480 It does. 811 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,480 It absolutely doesn't. 812 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,880 And there's a, like a shallowness to just like giving gifts for, and it takes away the 813 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,840 meaning or the value of gifts, like gift giving, right? 814 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:51,840 And if it's like, hey, every week, like, oh, I, here's your third week of the March, 815 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,840 right? 816 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,840 Gifts. 817 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,560 And I feel like there's a, it sets up this whole world of your deserving of something which 818 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,360 that holiday isn't, doesn't really exist. 819 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,280 Like it's not your birthday where we're all celebrating you because you were born and 820 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,560 you've affected our lives or, or Christmas because, you know, the, the, you've had a great 821 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,160 year and we want to show family and friends that we love them. 822 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,880 You're like, it's fucking president's day. 823 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,240 That has nothing to do with you. 824 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:22,760 You don't deserve a top hat filled with chocolates and candies and that's not how this goes. 825 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:28,000 So I feel like we, we are entering a world where this is going to become the norm and 826 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,680 then everything will be like that. 827 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,520 And every, every Valentine's day will be, we got to put more streamers up. 828 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,920 We got to put more decorations up. 829 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,920 You're like, it's Valentine's day. 830 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920 That's not necessary. 831 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,400 We're, I'm taking your mom out to dinner. 832 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400 Yeah. 833 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,400 Yes. 834 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,720 So I feel like it's a bad precedent to set. 835 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,040 Now I'm not opposed to, I think a lovely card is fantastic for your kids for Valentine's 836 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040 day. 837 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,040 Tell them you're thinking of them. 838 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,240 I think if you, if you felt like you wanted to include the family and going out to dinner 839 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,080 on Valentine's day or making a home dinner, they get the girl, get the kids involved in 840 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080 making a dinner. 841 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,080 That's fantastic. 842 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,600 Make a nice romantic dinner. 843 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:11,720 Have everybody play a little part, set up, you know, wonderful tablecloth and some bread and 844 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,960 let the kids slice it and put butter, pats out. 845 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,480 What, what, I mean, that all makes sense. 846 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,680 But to turn it into a gift giving, a gift exchange and I use that term very loosely because 847 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,200 again, the kids are not great with giving gifts. 848 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:31,400 I think, I think that that sets a horrible precedent going forward. 849 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,400 No question has that. 850 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:39,600 So lessened people is don't buy your kids fucking gifts for Valentine's Day or Arbor Day 851 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,600 for that matter. 852 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,600 Damn it. 853 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600 Right. 854 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600 Stay away from the look. 855 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,760 All I'm saying is be choosy. 856 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,600 Don't make it every, every, don't look ahead and schedule like you're already doing Easter 857 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,600 baskets. 858 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,600 I get it. 859 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,600 That, you're picking eggs. 860 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:52,840 You've got Easter baskets. 861 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,840 Okay. 862 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:58,680 Enough until you get to Halloween, which should just be about going out and getting candy. 863 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,120 There should be no baskets that come from Halloween. 864 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,960 There should be no stuffies that come from Halloween. 865 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,160 There should be no extra Halloween jammies. 866 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,200 There's fuck all of that. 867 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,280 All they need is the candy and the experience. 868 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,400 You're already getting them a costume to go out and do trick or treating on. 869 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,560 Then there's Christmas and that side of that is birthdays. 870 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,760 Leave it alone. 871 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,320 You don't need any more than that. 872 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:25,160 You don't need to go out 4th of July and have massive gift giving expenses because it just 873 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:30,120 happens to be a holiday that doesn't make any sense. 874 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,120 Stop it people. 875 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,120 Stop it. 876 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,800 For the love of Memorial Day basket, nobody needs a memorial of any basket. 877 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800 But he does. 878 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800 I mean, no. 879 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,600 Surface people, perhaps with your kids. 880 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600 Sure. 881 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600 You need a Memorial Day basket, at all. 882 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,600 But, I mean, yeah, yeah. 883 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,280 There's no reason for that. 884 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,280 Come on. 885 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,840 It's a holiday. 886 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,840 Really? 887 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:55,840 Really my 10 year old knows labor deserves something for labor day. 888 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,840 Come on. 889 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,840 Please. 890 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,800 She does not, not, not the reason for the season. 891 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,840 She can't wash the dishes by herself. 892 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,000 Why am I giving her a labor day gift? 893 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,080 The love of Christ. 894 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,000 That's it. 895 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Parental tweet time. 896 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,440 Now, we've gotten, I think this is the most we've had since we've started this season 897 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:22,160 up for season number three, the most tweets that are entered in as possible contenders and 898 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,680 might, we're going to have a winner at the end of it all. 899 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:31,160 But also, what's the biggest question the parents are asking? 900 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,160 Google. 901 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:36,160 Right now that they are going into Google and asking questions to try to get answers to. 902 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,160 What are those questions? 903 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,520 We are all going to find out. 904 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,040 We have the answer for that. 905 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:45,240 All of that will be making its way to your ear holes here momentarily on the Dad's O-log 906 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:49,080 down to the wall. 907 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,680 Can I get you a drink? 908 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,680 Beer. 909 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,560 Oh, I love guys, Miller Halle. 910 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,080 Well, that's too bad. 911 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,760 I was hoping you were going to give me a golden shower. 912 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,920 From the pristine bowels of New York City's East River comes the refreshing taste of golden 913 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:19,640 shower ale. 914 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,120 Yeah, you too. 915 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,360 Man, I could really go for a golden shower. 916 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,360 Really? 917 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,640 Well, you're in love. 918 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:33,800 We recommend you serve golden shower at 98.6 degrees. 919 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,640 Smooth going down and smooth coming out. 920 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:43,360 Golden shower has the distinct taste you're going to get used to. 921 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,480 Golden shower. 922 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,960 Thanks for the golden shower. 923 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,400 Now I want a 30-seat chast. 924 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,600 Fuck her up, I don't know. 925 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:57,080 Golden shower ale, go ahead, relieve yourself. 926 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,440 Get ready for more madness. 927 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:08,160 The NCAA has announced it's expanding the men's college basketball tournament to include 928 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,160 4,096 teams. 929 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,560 We'll separate the contenders from the pretenders in this hot and sweaty edition of the steam 930 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560 room. 931 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,560 This is the steam room. 932 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,200 We're only the strongest opinions can stand up to the heat. 933 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,560 Alongside OSN college basketball analyst Joe Monticello, I'm Tim DeVan and Joe. 934 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560 Welcome to the steam room. 935 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560 You ready to sweat out some answers? 936 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,560 I'm ready, Tim. 937 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,640 Then close the door before the steam gets out, steam room begins now. 938 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,600 Joe, is this a good move for the NCAA? 939 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 Great move, Tim. 940 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600 I love this idea. 941 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,120 There are just so many quality teams out there that lost a tough game, couldn't get over 942 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,120 that five win, hump, or haven't even played a game yet this season. 943 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,080 And it's great that the league finally let them all in. 944 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,760 Now the division two and three schools will be let in for the first time ever. 945 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,720 Is this going to bring down the level of play? 946 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:46,720 Absolutely not. 947 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,120 Arkansas Tech had a great year, so did Flydler, so did Emporia State. 948 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,840 Let's turn up the heat and talk about Eckerd. 949 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,600 Fuck off for Eckerd, they got a full roster and they're having practices. 950 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,160 So the league then will get to air next for a couple of thousand games and we're going 951 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,880 to get college hoops all the way through June. 952 00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,880 June madness. 953 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,880 You kidding me, it's great. 954 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,880 But this is really for the fans. 955 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:07,480 I mean they get to watch up to 500 games a day on OSN2 and OSNU. 956 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,480 Time for some predictions. 957 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,080 Essential Kansas region's got 300 technical and vocational colleges. 958 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,880 Who's your pick for the 637678 matchup? 959 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,720 Well I have to tell you, I really like the online university of Liverpool. 960 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,720 Do you think they can take the region? 961 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,720 No, no, no. 962 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,120 I think that's going to go to the Zeynone International School of Hair Design. 963 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,120 Oh, well, Town at the peak. 964 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,120 It was crazy for Zeynone International. 965 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,200 Unfortunately they lost their star player, Cody Beak last year. 966 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,960 He graduated and became a barber, but they still have a very talented core and I wouldn't 967 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,040 be a bit surprised to see them show up in the fantastic 512 or maybe even the tremendous 968 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 256. 969 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,240 Alright Joe, let's feed the boiler and get things even steamier. 970 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,240 It's time for the final sweat. 971 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,240 Can you handle the heat? 972 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,240 I love the heat. 973 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:46,920 Despite the NCAA's best efforts to include everyone, there are still some teams that got 974 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,920 left out. 975 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920 Who's going to be missed the most? 976 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,200 Well I would have loved to see Oxnard California's advanced truck driver school compete 977 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,480 but unfortunately they didn't get their registration in for the tournament. 978 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,480 That's right. 979 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,480 I'm just going to place the application. 980 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480 Terrible. 981 00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480 So 4,097 slots. 982 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,480 Hey, why stop there, right? 983 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480 Damn it. 984 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,480 I love college basketball. 985 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,720 We know you do Joe Monticello and you have survived the steam room. 986 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:10,320 Open up the door and get yourself some air. 987 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,920 Thanks guys for cutting through the steam. 988 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:24,200 Up next, the NCAA women's basketball star test positive for baby. 989 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,900 (upbeat rock music) 990 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:28,320 Welcome back to the dad-to-home podcast. 991 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,940 Number 306. 992 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:38,300 And we've got four, one, two, three, four, 993 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,740 I can see your chat of the tweets. 994 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,580 - Nice tweet. 995 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,780 - And maybe your tweet of the week, 996 00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:47,260 so without further ado, shall we get right into it? 997 00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:48,360 - Let's jump in. 998 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,880 - Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. 999 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,520 - Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. 1000 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,420 - Twitter! - Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. 1001 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,760 - Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. 1002 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,600 - Votable. 1003 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,260 (votor buzzes) 1004 00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,100 - Nice tweet. 1005 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,180 - All right, Mr. Chat, this is where we dive deep 1006 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,220 into the parental tweets of the week. 1007 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,100 I've got four of them here. 1008 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,420 We're gonna pick one of them, only one of them 1009 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,860 that will end up being the tweet of the week. 1010 00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:10,980 So without further ado, let me clear our screen 1011 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:14,280 and get ready with tweet number, uno. 1012 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,740 Daughter, who just learned the alternate meeting 1013 00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:23,240 of the word ho, quote, "What has Santa been trying to say?" 1014 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,840 (sniffs) 1015 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,840 - I mean, inquiring minds, one or no. 1016 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,120 - And he said it not once, not twice. 1017 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,960 - Four or three. 1018 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,240 - Yeah, three times for Santa. 1019 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,800 So he must really, he's got a message 1020 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,240 he's trying to get across here. 1021 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,080 - I think he is. 1022 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,800 - We think he's a jolly old man, maybe he's just a great, 1023 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,840 an angry old man, maybe he's just an angry old man period. 1024 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,240 Here we go, that's that's tweet number one, 1025 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,400 Santa's ho. 1026 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,240 - Tweet numbers. 1027 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,240 - Tweet numbers are what make him jolly. 1028 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,520 - That's a good point. 1029 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,200 - There's no force stronger than the mom who wants her daughter 1030 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,360 to be first in Girl Scout cookie sales. 1031 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,960 I think we can both agree with that. 1032 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,680 - Well, as someone who has three daughters 1033 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,480 who at various times and still are Girl Scouts, 1034 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,840 I can attest to this that force. 1035 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,680 - Yes. 1036 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,520 - It is definitely, the competitive mom 1037 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,120 and the competitive kid for that matter. 1038 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,960 I mean, that girl. 1039 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,600 - Yeah, but let's be honest, left to their own volition. 1040 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,600 The child will make an effort, but mom will make sure 1041 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:29,560 everyone knows everybody on Facebook, everybody in text messages, 1042 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,680 everybody everywhere. 1043 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,520 We'll know about those sales. 1044 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,320 - I too, I too may be guilty. 1045 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320 - I have as well. 1046 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,440 - Of using that force. 1047 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,160 - Absolutely. 1048 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,360 - Outwork with friends. 1049 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,000 - Uh-huh, parents, grandparents. 1050 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,880 - I actually had what radio, 1051 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,560 when I was working as my NBC news radio affiliate, 1052 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,040 because of the National Correspondent, 1053 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,800 I was working in New York. 1054 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,760 I had a radio station in Savannah, Georgia 1055 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,720 by Girl Scout cookies from my daughter. 1056 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,840 (laughing) 1057 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,680 - Wow. 1058 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,520 - That's awesome. 1059 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,360 - It was really cool. 1060 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,760 They were really great people 1061 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,520 and he bought some Girl Scout cookies from me. 1062 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,360 He was thrilled. 1063 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,360 He was much older. 1064 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,680 His grandkids had, you know, stopped being Girl Scouts. 1065 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,280 He had no contact. 1066 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,480 It was like I was a drug dealer. 1067 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,800 He had no contact for thin men's anyways 1068 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,240 and boy, did he want those thin men's, Mr. Chad. 1069 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:20,000 So I was thin men's connection. 1070 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,840 - Yeah. 1071 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,680 - You were his pusher. 1072 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,360 - I was his pusher, I was a thin men's pusher. 1073 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,200 Like yeah. 1074 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,040 - Yeah. 1075 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,200 - You tried the peanut butter? 1076 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,480 - Have you tried the peanut butter? 1077 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,320 - Right. 1078 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,400 - So, uh, so anyway, that is a very, very true statement. 1079 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,240 Okay, here we go. 1080 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,640 That's tweet number two, tweet number three. 1081 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,280 My seven year old forgot the intestines, 1082 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,520 the word for intestines, 1083 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,360 and called them meat lines in the stomach 1084 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,880 that are taller than you. 1085 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,520 So we're not putting him in charge of naming things. 1086 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,360 (laughing) 1087 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,600 - We forgot the word intestines, 1088 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,560 called them the meat lines in your stomach 1089 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,880 that are taller than you. 1090 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,520 - I give the kid a lot of credit 1091 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,480 for coming up with that description. 1092 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,440 - Absolutely. 1093 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,320 - Not a great name, agreed. 1094 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,640 (laughing) 1095 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,400 - Wait, if somebody said, okay, 1096 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,600 give me what you think of when I say meat lines 1097 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,440 in a stomach that are taller than you. 1098 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,880 - If you just gave me that, 1099 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,920 I would be what are intestines 1100 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,720 and I would win jeopardy with that clue. 1101 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,560 - That's sea? 1102 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,400 - Yeah. 1103 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,240 - Exactly. 1104 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,080 - Meat to meat lines. 1105 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,480 - You would have me in meat lines. 1106 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,760 I'd be like, I'm pretty sure that's intestines. 1107 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,600 Yeah. 1108 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,200 - In your stomach, done. 1109 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,200 - Taller than you was the dead giveaway right there, 1110 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,640 but I would get to intestines, no doubt. 1111 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,480 - Probably would get there. 1112 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,320 - Yeah, get there. 1113 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,600 - And then finally, and this is one, 1114 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,640 you sent to me, Mr. Chad, 1115 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,200 which I thought was hilarious. 1116 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,120 My wife just said, 1117 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,440 "Buccaqui in front of the kids." 1118 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,920 To my shock, then she admitted 1119 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,200 that she didn't know what it meant 1120 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,120 and thought it meant like bullshit or something fake 1121 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,200 and she'd said it in meetings. 1122 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,000 She said it in meetings. 1123 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,960 (laughing) 1124 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,080 - I made her Google it 1125 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,040 and now she's having a panic effect. 1126 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,360 (laughing) 1127 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:57,120 - This one, this one when I found this, 1128 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:01,240 I was just, I rolled on the floor laughing about this. 1129 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,200 - I mean, I can just see this lady in the meeting, 1130 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,880 being like, "Oh, that's Buccaqui." 1131 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,320 - But there's four sentences in that tweet 1132 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,720 and everyone gets better than the one who ordered. 1133 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,040 - It absolutely does. 1134 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,080 - So yeah, I think maybe it sounds like both you 1135 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,920 and I are in agreement. 1136 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,920 This might be the winner. 1137 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,080 - I was gonna say let's do a drum, 1138 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,360 but I don't even think we do a drum roll. 1139 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,160 I think this is our winner here. 1140 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,600 - This is it, because, 1141 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,440 - Yeah. 1142 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,320 - Well, you picture it in your head, this woman, 1143 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,720 right, and then like, 1144 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,000 what I wanna see is the look on her face, 1145 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,400 when she Google it, 1146 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,240 and then like reads what it is and goes, 1147 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,240 "Oh, but I'm still back at the beginning." 1148 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,360 - I'm still back in the beginning, 1149 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,600 where if my wife said Buccaqui in front of the kids 1150 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,840 and that in and of itself, I would be roaring. 1151 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,280 I would be rolling on the floor laughing. 1152 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,360 Let alone in her admitting that she has no idea 1153 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,440 what that means and what happened. 1154 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,680 - You said it in a meeting? 1155 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,760 - Oh my God. 1156 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,360 And I've used Buccaqui in so many references, 1157 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,320 so many different times than to have her glide diwol. 1158 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,160 - Hold on. 1159 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,960 - And then, hold on and then she said she said it 1160 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,520 in a meeting, fuck me, this is getting better. 1161 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,360 - I think we just found our safe word. 1162 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,400 (laughing) 1163 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,680 Kids won't know what it means. 1164 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,200 I swear to God, it won't. 1165 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,040 - It won't. 1166 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,880 - And if they ask you, it's a sushi. 1167 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,240 - You're right, it's not a sushi. 1168 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,000 - I was just telling mom I wanted sushi for dinner. 1169 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000 - Yeah, Buccaqui. 1170 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,040 - That math checks out. 1171 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,360 (laughing) 1172 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,520 - Oh, I wanna use that winner. 1173 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,000 That's our clear cut winner here for today 1174 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,600 and I hate nice twits. 1175 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,720 That is the best tweet of the week. 1176 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,720 (laughing) 1177 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,120 There you go. 1178 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,800 All right, let's move on here. 1179 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:48,160 If you've ever wanted to know what parents are searching for, 1180 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,720 like there are plenty of parents who ask other parents 1181 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,560 for advice. 1182 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,320 I think after COVID kicked in, 1183 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,040 we all kind of moved away from that 1184 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,160 and we spent a lot more time googling things. 1185 00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,080 I'm pretty sure their parents right now, 1186 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,880 probably in the younger generation 1187 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,080 than you and I Mr. Chad, 1188 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,520 who are asking AI for parental advice. 1189 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,040 They're asking if they're doing chat, 1190 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,640 they're asking Google Gemini, 1191 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,880 whoever they're AI of choices, 1192 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,520 that's where they're getting their parental advice from. 1193 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,680 But if it's not their parents, 1194 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,760 if it's not their friends who have kids 1195 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,800 or even their single friends that they're trying to get advice, 1196 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,880 which why would you do that? 1197 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,560 There's no point in asking your single friends 1198 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,520 for any parenting advice at all. 1199 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,360 Where do they go? 1200 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,440 They go to Google. 1201 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,360 And what are your top Google parenting questions? 1202 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,680 Glad you asked. 1203 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,760 We've got them right here, Mr. Chad. 1204 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,280 So without further ado, 1205 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:43,280 the top popular parenting questions by state. 1206 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,440 All right, so Google broke this down state by state. 1207 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,800 For instance, 1208 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,200 I should probably just reach the questions 1209 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,800 unless you let you guess the state. 1210 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,640 Just for fun. 1211 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,560 All right, let's do a couple. 1212 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,400 Let's try. 1213 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,560 Okay, okay. 1214 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,840 In no particular order, 1215 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,680 it's all in alphabetical, 1216 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,880 but I'm not gonna go in alphabetical, 1217 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:02,880 I'm just gonna throw it around there. 1218 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,360 Okay, how about this one? 1219 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,160 Which state asked the most 1220 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,400 the most? 1221 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,880 Why is social media bad for kids? 1222 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:18,000 Which state asked that question? 1223 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:18,840 Oh. 1224 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,520 My answer is? 1225 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,360 Yeah. 1226 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,360 California. 1227 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,000 California? 1228 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,320 No, that is not the correct answer. 1229 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,160 California. 1230 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,520 California wants to know, 1231 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,200 why are kids so loud? 1232 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,800 (laughing) 1233 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,800 I mean, that's an excellent question. 1234 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,160 I don't have an answer for it. 1235 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,520 I don't know that there is an answer for it. 1236 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,320 We may never know. 1237 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,600 The state who wanted to know why social media is bad 1238 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,400 for kids is Idaho. 1239 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,240 Idaho. 1240 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,080 Idaho. 1241 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:48,920 Sure. 1242 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,760 That makes a lot of sense. 1243 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,600 How about this one? 1244 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:55,840 How to talk so little kids will listen. 1245 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,440 First of all, when Google is gonna have an answer for you. 1246 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,440 I don't know what I mean. 1247 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,400 Wow, yeah, that's a, 1248 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,280 there is not an answer to that. 1249 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,440 No, I don't believe so. 1250 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,880 Does Google just go, 1251 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,720 I don't know. 1252 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:08,880 Yeah, Google just goes, 1253 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,120 "Yeah, fuck you." 1254 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,120 (laughing) 1255 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,280 Leeds in, leaves. 1256 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280 That's it, fuck you. 1257 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:20,840 That comes from Louisiana. 1258 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,080 Colorado. 1259 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:22,920 Oh. 1260 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:23,760 Colorado. 1261 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,760 Is it an orangey bastard? 1262 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,240 How about this one? 1263 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:31,800 How many hours of sleep do kids need? 1264 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,520 I think we all kind of know the answer. 1265 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,360 Don't we all start? 1266 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,480 Sure, it's always eight. 1267 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,800 Yeah, but what? 1268 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,640 But then more. 1269 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,360 Kids are like 10 and 12. 1270 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,440 I was gonna say eight is a minimum. 1271 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,320 If you can, you're fucked. 1272 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,520 So it's gonna be closer to nine or 10 hours, 1273 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,080 depending on their age. 1274 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,840 I gotta go with Alaska on that one. 1275 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,680 You're close. 1276 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,680 'Cause like, 1277 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,520 Alabama. 1278 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,360 Why? 1279 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,200 Alabama, see. 1280 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,040 Here's the problem. 1281 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,200 You still need to know how to count 1282 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,440 and that rules Alabama out right off the bat. 1283 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,240 Get some work out there. 1284 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,080 Yeah. 1285 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,080 Which is probably why they're asking on Google, right? 1286 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:05,920 Yeah. 1287 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,760 That's a good point. 1288 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,920 Yeah, it's a very good point. 1289 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,400 How about this one? 1290 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,080 How to help a child lose weight 1291 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,760 without making them feel bad? 1292 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,720 Iowa. 1293 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,880 No, Florida. 1294 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,720 Florida. 1295 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,920 Come on, it has to be Florida, right? 1296 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,920 Makes sense. 1297 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,600 Hey, how do you fit a fat kid in the bikini? 1298 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,000 Florida wants to know. 1299 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,880 That's a Florida question if I've ever heard one. 1300 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,000 Oh my God. 1301 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,160 Okay. 1302 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,000 That's terrible. 1303 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,040 Why do kids wet the bed? 1304 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,800 Why? 1305 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,560 Why do kids wet the bed? 1306 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,360 All right, I just swing. 1307 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,200 I'm a swinging swing. 1308 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,040 Here we go. 1309 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,880 Missouri. 1310 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,720 Close. 1311 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:43,720 Georgia. 1312 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,720 It's Georgia wants to know. 1313 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,560 Georgia wants to know that. 1314 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:50,040 This state wants to know when do boys stop growing? 1315 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,320 Who is the dumbest state? 1316 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,160 All of us. 1317 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,000 No, we are concerned. 1318 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:55,840 Hold on. 1319 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,200 Let me also add this. 1320 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,240 Who's probably the most concerned 1321 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,360 with their boys growing really big? 1322 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,720 Oh, Texas. 1323 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,040 I think in more West. 1324 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:11,880 Big, really, really West. 1325 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,840 Like, I don't know. 1326 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,680 Oh, why? 1327 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,520 Yes, you got it. 1328 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,400 Why he wants to know. 1329 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,240 What the, we do boys stop growing? 1330 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,800 When do boys stop growing? 1331 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,720 I mean, I've been to Hawaii. 1332 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,640 Most of the Hawaiians look normal to me. 1333 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,200 Where do they expect giants or like? 1334 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,040 Look, not everybody looks like the rock. 1335 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,880 I'll give you that. 1336 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,000 I'll give you that, but you've got your man for every rock. 1337 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,120 There's a man, Tai Teo. 1338 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,280 That's what I'll say. 1339 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,480 (laughs) 1340 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,640 Louisiana wants to know why won't my kid be quiet? 1341 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,280 Maine wants to know why do toddlers bite? 1342 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,520 Maryland is very interested in what kids learn 1343 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,800 in kindergarten. 1344 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,320 The state of Michigan. 1345 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,720 Why is my kid so mean? 1346 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,760 (laughs) 1347 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,840 'Cause it's fucking cold. 1348 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,320 Where is my kid? 1349 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,320 A dick. 1350 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,160 (laughs) 1351 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,000 Answer. 1352 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,160 Mississippi. 1353 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,240 Now, this is the most Mississippi fucking question 1354 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,680 you will ever get. 1355 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,520 Mississippi. 1356 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,360 See, I wonder if I just right. 1357 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,720 And again, this is the most commonly asked question 1358 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,200 in the state of Mississippi. 1359 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,920 People are fucking typing this into Google. 1360 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,360 Am I a good parent? 1361 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,840 Question mark. 1362 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,680 Okay. 1363 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,520 (grunts) 1364 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,320 I might have to type that in just to see what happens. 1365 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:39,120 I mean, first of all, how does Google know if you're a good parent? 1366 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:39,960 Jesus. 1367 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,800 Exactly. 1368 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,640 Google doesn't know who you are. 1369 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,600 Based upon your Google history, 1370 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,960 they're gonna have a lot of questions. 1371 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:44,800 I'll be honest with you. 1372 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,800 Yeah. 1373 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,440 Also reporting you. 1374 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:52,080 Also, I want to put, I want to put your mind at ease, Mississippi, 1375 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,720 and tell you that you are a good parent, 1376 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,960 but you're from Mississippi, 1377 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,680 so I don't know if I can do that or not. 1378 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,440 I'm not even sure, frankly, you spelled parent correctly. 1379 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,440 I think Google corrected it for you. 1380 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,000 So I would like to say that, 1381 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,360 and I would like to say to any parent 1382 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,680 that if your question is, am I a good parent? 1383 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,480 The answer I've got for you is a question 1384 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,760 that it comes in the form of this. 1385 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,920 Is your kid still alive after the age of five? 1386 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,920 You're good parent. 1387 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,240 (laughs) 1388 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,080 Good job. 1389 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:21,920 It's gonna get tougher. 1390 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,080 I like it is. 1391 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,760 It is, it's, yeah, but I like the bar. 1392 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,920 I like the bar that you said. 1393 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,400 But you know, you kept them alive. 1394 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,760 They stayed alive. 1395 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,080 They're breathing. 1396 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,160 They are attempting to learn stuff. 1397 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,760 I don't know if that's working or not for you, 1398 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,200 but they're at least attempting and they're alive. 1399 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,080 Hopefully they're, yeah, and hopefully they're not malnutrition. 1400 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,080 So malnutrition. 1401 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,080 Malnutrition. 1402 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:42,920 Thank you. 1403 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,920 For the first five years of their life. 1404 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,400 You fucking kept them alive, 1405 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,800 and I'm giving you a good parent gold star for that one. 1406 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,080 You should take that one. 1407 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,600 Now, from here, we're gonna really find out 1408 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,960 what kind of a parent you are, but for the first five years, 1409 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,120 yes, you kept them alive. 1410 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,600 Good to you. 1411 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,520 Nevada, they wanna know when kids go back to school. 1412 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,560 Well, New Jersey, very similar to Maine has a question 1413 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,400 along the same way. 1414 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,560 How does stop a toddler from biting? 1415 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:12,880 What the hell with you people in the Northeast? 1416 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,560 (laughs) 1417 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,320 North Dakota wants to know when should a kid get an iPad? 1418 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,080 That's a fair question. 1419 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,800 That is a very fair question. 1420 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,320 I've actually got a guest in the works 1421 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,200 for joining us here to talk a little bit about 1422 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,960 that exact thing. 1423 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,200 If there's an age range, what the age range is 1424 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,600 that that should or shouldn't be happening 1425 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,200 when it's too early, that kind of a thing. 1426 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,880 There are multiple questions about ADHD, what causes it, 1427 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,160 what is it, what are the signs of it in kids? 1428 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,080 Those are a couple of different states that have that. 1429 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:49,080 And then, I'm wrapping up with your state, Chad. 1430 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,680 Yes, let's go. 1431 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:56,680 Again, we're number one, number one is most googled question. 1432 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,200 Universally, by parents in the state of Texas, 1433 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,840 do you have a guess? 1434 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,960 What age can my kid shoot a gun? 1435 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,320 I mean, I think it's not a question. 1436 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,160 That's gotta be the question. 1437 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,960 The legitimate question, isn't it? 1438 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,680 Yeah, how about this? 1439 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,720 Why do kids stare? 1440 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,080 (laughs) 1441 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,680 Hold on, seriously, that's the question. 1442 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,520 That's the question. 1443 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520 Why do kids stare? 1444 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,160 Who the fuck is staring? 1445 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,200 People give us a lot of staring, I didn't miss, 1446 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,840 I didn't see a lot of signs. 1447 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,200 I get that in Texas. 1448 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,080 I don't notice it, but I mean, 1449 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,520 when you're out, kids are just fucking staring at you 1450 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,400 in Austin, is that ever happen? 1451 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:48,080 Well, you know, maybe it's the mustache, 1452 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,480 but the little kids, the grocery store and stuff, 1453 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,840 they stare at me, but I think it's like, 1454 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,400 I-- - What the dude's a mustache? 1455 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,640 - I would ask you if it's any different 1456 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,400 if you have not had your THC drink, 1457 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,480 'cause that might be a little, first of all, 1458 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,680 who can't stare at that mustache? 1459 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,320 That mustache is just fucking amazing 1460 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,320 and every kid wants to have that mustache. 1461 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:14,320 But I would say, people tend to be a little paranoid 1462 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,520 after they've had some THC, so maybe that makes you 1463 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,920 staring. 1464 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,920 Texas is very fucking stop staring at me, 1465 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,960 kinda state, like I feel like that's a very, 1466 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,480 that might be a fucking look at me. 1467 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,840 Don't you look at me. 1468 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,840 But kids, why do kids-- 1469 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,680 - Yeah, not adults, not a Hispanic guy, 1470 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,520 just kids, why are kids staring at me? 1471 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,480 All right, West Virginia probably has the best question, 1472 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:48,000 they just wanna know, why is my kid cursing? 1473 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,600 (laughing) 1474 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,080 - Oh, black and gay, I'm a-- 1475 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080 - Morsh hair. 1476 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,920 - Yeah. 1477 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:54,760 - You're a big boy. 1478 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,600 - Good point. 1479 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,280 All right, we might have some answers 1480 00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,680 for the folks in West Virginia, 1481 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,520 which I think actually might be fitting for West Virginia, 1482 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,760 because when we come back here, 1483 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,040 we'll talk about entries, possible entries 1484 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,480 into the 2025 worst parent competition, 1485 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,320 the bracket that we've got. 1486 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,160 In fact, I think we might actually have a name for, 1487 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,600 if not the entire bracket, at least one division 1488 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,800 in the bracket that we may have to look at, 1489 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,440 I think it might be fitting and deserving. 1490 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,600 So when we come back, we will have 1491 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,400 not one, not two, three, maybe even a fourth one, 1492 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,840 and with that, I think an idea 1493 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,880 that might involve your THC beer, 1494 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,440 that's when we come back here at the Dad's Home podcast. 1495 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,600 - Nothing, damn it. 1496 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,400 Oh, black and gay, I'm it. 1497 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,980 (upbeat music) 1498 00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:50,800 - This is a clearly, clearly, 1499 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,040 not metrosexual moment in history. 1500 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,080 - Upside down Van Gogh. 1501 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,680 In Ontario, Canada, a teenage boy was snowmobiling at night 1502 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,560 in negative 20 degrees when he saw the perfect spot 1503 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560 to spray paint on the side of a bridge. 1504 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,200 Young Van Gogh grabbed his paint, 1505 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,600 tied a rope around his waist 1506 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,480 and repelled off the side of the bridge. 1507 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,320 Hell yeah. 1508 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,680 You know what else is manly? 1509 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,200 Not thinking shit through. 1510 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,480 A thing called gravity flipped Van Gogh upside down. 1511 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,480 Did he yell for help like a pansy? 1512 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,240 No. 1513 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,120 He tried to wiggle out of the rope by taking off his clothes, 1514 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,280 but it didn't work and he was left hanging there 1515 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:28,320 like a bad game magician at an inappropriate children's birthday party. 1516 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,280 Finally, some good Samaritan stopped him and called the cops 1517 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,600 and the local newspaper. 1518 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,480 Van Gogh was soon upside down, naked celebrity, 1519 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,920 one that had parts of his body turning blue. 1520 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,680 Parts that shouldn't 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Back to the dad's own podcast, but first, more dad jokes. 1588 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,720 Porn used to amaze me. 1589 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,960 I'd be like how they get that man and that lady to have sex at that bakery. 1590 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,720 But now the older I get the more I realize, men and women have sex at the easy part of 1591 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,720 relationships. 1592 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,200 You know what's like a fantasy to me now? 1593 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,880 You know what we'll be porn to me today? 1594 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,600 Just video of a man and a woman getting along. 1595 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,320 Like, wait. 1596 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,560 He has to work late and she's not going to take it personally. 1597 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:47,160 Oh, that's hot. 1598 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,280 Wait, they went to a party together and they want to leave at the same exact time. 1599 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280 Oh my God. 1600 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:55,760 Where they find these people. 1601 01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,160 Wait, she wants to talk about the new duvet cover. 1602 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,760 He doesn't give a crap and she doesn't give a crap that he doesn't give a crap. 1603 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:06,160 Oh, that's going to make me finish. 1604 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,160 All right. 1605 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,720 Welcome back to the dad's own podcast. 1606 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:17,680 I wanted to start off with this horribly bad parent and I think it's more of a commentary 1607 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:23,560 Mr. Chat on a way of parenting or maybe it's a way of not parenting. 1608 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,080 That's how this should be looked at. 1609 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,080 This is how it should be viewed. 1610 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,600 But regardless, I think it's something that we can take and run with a little bit here. 1611 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:34,000 And we'll keep in mind your magic hike. 1612 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 What is it called? 1613 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 Magic trail. 1614 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000 Magic trail. 1615 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,360 All right, magic trail because I think we might be able to use it to our benefit here. 1616 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:48,400 Now, let's just start off with bringing you the image that I wanted to bring to our attention 1617 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,400 here. 1618 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:55,160 This comes to us from somebody who's reviewing whether or not parents should be allowing 1619 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,480 their kids to watch Deadpool and Wolverine. 1620 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:05,880 Not just with them, but should they be allowed to let their kids watch Deadpool and Wolverine 1621 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:11,480 period because it is a very, very violent movie. 1622 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:17,800 It is a very, like they find new ways to kill people that involve way more blood than you 1623 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,840 would ever think imaginable. 1624 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:26,920 And what used to be probably a mistake of a splatter hitting a camera back in the old days, 1625 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,920 they relish in Deadpool. 1626 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,920 Oh, a purpose. 1627 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:30,920 Purpose. 1628 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,800 Like they're like, could we get more splatter next time? 1629 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,800 Cut, cut, cut. 1630 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,800 That was great scene. 1631 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:40,200 It violence fantastic, not enough splatter on the screen. 1632 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:45,680 Let's retake it until we can get that blood gushing all, could you just bust an artery 1633 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,680 on the screen? 1634 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,120 That'd be fantastic. 1635 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,240 So this review, get those special effects guys up here. 1636 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,240 What does it say? 1637 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:57,320 It says, if I wasn't concerned about the content, I consume, I might have enjoyed Deadpool 1638 01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:02,440 and Wolverine more, but the explicit content cannot be ignored. 1639 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:07,760 And this is a review coming from somebody who was asked if it was okay if their kids watch 1640 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:11,040 Deadpool and Wolverine with them. 1641 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:15,360 So I thought, I've seen Deadpool over here. 1642 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,080 I'm presuming you've seen it as well. 1643 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,080 Yes. 1644 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,480 I don't know that you have, so I thought I'd ask you for sure. 1645 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:25,520 But I thought this might warrant a special episode of the Dad's Home podcast. 1646 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,520 All right. 1647 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,520 Where are we? 1648 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:34,480 Where we sit down and stream Deadpool and Wolverine watching it together. 1649 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,600 It would be the accompaniment for you guys at home to watch Deadpool and Wolverine with us. 1650 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:43,440 You'd be listening to us sort of it would be sort of the equivalent of like the Easter 1651 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,560 egg audio in watching the video of the movie. 1652 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:51,680 Here's Chad and I were sitting down in your house with you in this case. 1653 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:57,480 I'm suggesting not drinking beers or vodka or whatever other alcohol that I've used 1654 01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:03,120 usually got there while I'm watching the movie, but rather trail magic margaritas perhaps. 1655 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,440 That's what I'm suggesting. 1656 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:10,880 So that's the good folks who make the trail magic margaritas might be interested in sponsoring 1657 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,680 set event where that would be awesome. 1658 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,080 You and I sit down. 1659 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,000 We get the cameras rolling. 1660 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,520 We get the mics rolling. 1661 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,840 We pop in. 1662 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:25,600 Now you guys at home wouldn't be able to see or even frankly really hear the Deadpool and 1663 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:26,600 Wolverine. 1664 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,280 You're watching it at home yourself. 1665 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:34,400 You could be accompanying it with us having comments as to what we're all watching on screen. 1666 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,520 And then we can make a decision. 1667 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:41,000 I almost think it could probably be worthwhile to have like a tap out bell although my guess 1668 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,120 is if we were going under the guys of is this okay for children to watch and we've set 1669 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,120 up the ground rules. 1670 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,120 Oh man. 1671 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,840 We're not into that movie but three minutes before we're like tap it out. 1672 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,240 I don't even think we make it for five minutes. 1673 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,240 There's no way we make it. 1674 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,240 Five minutes. 1675 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,240 No fucking way. 1676 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,120 So if there's if there's a tap out. 1677 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,240 Oh like okay. 1678 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,960 At what point are you watching this movie and the violence becomes too much to show to your 1679 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:05,960 children? 1680 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,360 Yeah. 1681 01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,600 During the credits through the opening credits really. 1682 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,600 I know by it. 1683 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600 Yeah. 1684 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,840 I mean, there's got to be a some sort of a score that's kept. 1685 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,520 I think there's got to be something like where we ding a bell when we're like fuck I 1686 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,840 would not let my kids watch the scene. 1687 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,160 To violent maybe there's a messaging in there. 1688 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,160 Sex. 1689 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,560 I always hear him talk about getting pegged and that kind of stuff like if you were dinging 1690 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:33,160 a bell at those things like what would that score look like and that might be a way for 1691 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,080 us to determine whether or not your kids. 1692 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:40,920 I'm just thinking like if we were the syscull and ebert the current day syscull and ebert 1693 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:45,440 of parenting like could should your parents should your kids watch this movie that might 1694 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:49,320 how would we have our own gimmick that way couldn't just be a thumbs up or thumbs down. 1695 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,160 We know that sounds like that's a podcast. 1696 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,160 That's what happens. 1697 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:56,620 And so I think if we started off with this episode if we started off the first episode 1698 01:06:56,620 --> 01:07:02,520 being Deadpool versus Wolverine and then we're doing we're watching it again this is for 1699 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,480 the parents is not for the kids to watch. 1700 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,480 Yes. 1701 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,480 Right. 1702 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,040 We're watching it while we're enjoying the THC drink. 1703 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,520 Perhaps a few of them. 1704 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,520 Yeah. 1705 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,840 This could be a fun pod. 1706 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:17,240 It could be the worst podcast on the face of the earth or it could be so much fun. 1707 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:21,880 I can't figure out which one it's going to be except not had a THC drink before. 1708 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,880 We have it. 1709 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,320 You know, we haven't tried this podcast. 1710 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,320 Right. 1711 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,320 We don't know. 1712 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,320 It's fun to we try it. 1713 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:28,320 Right. 1714 01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,320 Right. 1715 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,280 Which is which is what I tell my my wife all the time. 1716 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,280 Does it work for her? 1717 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,680 Does she sign out on it? 1718 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:34,680 No. 1719 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:35,680 Not yet. 1720 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,680 All right. 1721 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,600 So we don't know if it's fun unless we try it. 1722 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,440 Look honey, you're not I promise. 1723 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,160 It'll be I think it'll be fun and you can tell the same. 1724 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,160 The same word is sassafras. 1725 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,200 No, not bucokey. 1726 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,400 You don't want that right now. 1727 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,640 You don't want to yell out bucokey right now. 1728 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,640 Not now. 1729 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,640 Sassafras. 1730 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,640 Sassafras is fun. 1731 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,640 Bucokey might be messy for you. 1732 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,640 All right. 1733 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,720 So that's my that's my that's my thought from this possible. 1734 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:02,720 I like it. 1735 01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:03,720 I like it. 1736 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:06,360 Now let's move on to some real worst parents, some possible worst parents. 1737 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:09,880 As here's the first one and I'm going to say I don't feel like this is probably my 1738 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:14,920 least offensive as far as a worst parent competition goes. 1739 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,680 But factually and with the visual there's definitely a problem but I'm not good. 1740 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,760 I think the intent is is what is separating this from everybody else. 1741 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:29,400 So without further ado, let's watch this mom and her little kid together on the toy horse. 1742 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:30,400 Bouncing up and down. 1743 01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:31,400 She's filming it. 1744 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,400 The little boy. 1745 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,400 Oh, oh, oh, you're gone. 1746 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,400 Oh, my God. 1747 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,600 Oh, my God. 1748 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:44,880 Now she's bigger than the toddlers probably too. 1749 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,680 Like he's barely holding on to mom, right? 1750 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,680 Two to a half. 1751 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:49,680 Yeah. 1752 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,680 Again, they're bouncing bouncing. 1753 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,720 She's filming from all angles and the spring breaks. 1754 01:08:53,720 --> 01:09:03,520 Oh, bad judgment. 1755 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,520 Bad judgment. 1756 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,000 Yes, I would say there's bad judgment there on behalf of mom for any adult. 1757 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:12,060 I don't think adults should be riding the kids toys that probably I would say have a 1758 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:15,300 warning as to what the weight limit is on it. 1759 01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:21,660 And folks, if you have ever found yourself looking at some food item that you bought at the 1760 01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:31,700 store or a bag or a coffee cup, basically anything that has some warning label on it. 1761 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:37,060 Don't drink this acid, right? 1762 01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:41,340 That is because somebody just like this mom actually did it. 1763 01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:42,340 And there was a lawsuit. 1764 01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:45,900 Now they got to put that on all the packaging. 1765 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:49,780 I guarantee you that before this woman got on there, somebody else, some other woman got 1766 01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:54,060 here or man or whatever, broke it, hurt themselves, right? 1767 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:55,060 Yeah. 1768 01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,060 Yeah. 1769 01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:59,900 So this is sort of like a, did you read the label? 1770 01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:02,900 No, okay, sorry about that. 1771 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,500 I just want us all to listen to it just one more time. 1772 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,500 Yeah, I know. 1773 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,500 Thanks for going well. 1774 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,500 The baby's happy. 1775 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,500 This is fun. 1776 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:15,260 They got a fire in the fireplace like there's all good vibes happening until the spring 1777 01:10:15,260 --> 01:10:16,260 works. 1778 01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:18,260 The dog is sitting there watching it. 1779 01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:21,460 And then all your guys. 1780 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:29,940 One thing I too, I love about all these videos that we watch is the person taking the video. 1781 01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:30,940 There's nothing else. 1782 01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,940 There's nothing. 1783 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:36,140 It's just like kind of points it to the ground like nothing to see here folks. 1784 01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:41,580 Well, I'm with this. 1785 01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:43,300 Yeah, but I'm just going to sit here. 1786 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:44,540 You could have just squash. 1787 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:48,140 She could be out cold and the kid could be underneath and you haven't even gotten up for 1788 01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:49,900 a second to try to help anything. 1789 01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:50,900 Right. 1790 01:10:50,900 --> 01:10:51,900 Right. 1791 01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:54,180 So there's that's number one, which again, I is an accent. 1792 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:55,180 I see. 1793 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,180 Not intentional. 1794 01:10:56,180 --> 01:11:00,420 But also just some dumbass like read the weight level, right? 1795 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:01,420 It's right. 1796 01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:02,420 Right. 1797 01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:08,380 You should do a better job of pair and he's poor parry. 1798 01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,820 I wouldn't say the worst because we still had another one to couple get here. 1799 01:11:10,820 --> 01:11:15,300 Yeah, this one just is something that I I hate to see, but it's happening way too frequently. 1800 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:22,660 And I believe because of this, we should possibly possibly name the worst pair of the 1801 01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:33,020 tournament after wall marts. 1802 01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:36,620 Now listen, before we go any further, there's a couple of moms fighting at Walmart, which 1803 01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:40,380 started by where the checkout was and then eventually moved down to one of the aisles, 1804 01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:43,540 which I can tell you now looking at it is the shampoo aisle. 1805 01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:47,740 So the two moms are fighting in the shampoo aisle, but here's the thing. 1806 01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:54,300 There's a kid that's standing there, a kid that maybe is five or six years old, maybe. 1807 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:57,380 And one of those moms is his mom. 1808 01:11:57,380 --> 01:12:02,300 And the reason I know that is because she yells at him to hit the other woman while the fight 1809 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,700 is happening. 1810 01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:07,820 And then the fight continues to go on and you'll see this is all happening in front of children 1811 01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:09,540 at no point. 1812 01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:14,020 Do either of these moms, even the one whose son is standing right there, do they stop and 1813 01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:17,300 say, maybe, maybe this isn't a wise idea. 1814 01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:32,960 Do you see the kid hauls back? 1815 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,620 Did you see how he hauls back? 1816 01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:36,700 He's gonna jump in. 1817 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,100 He's gonna jump in. 1818 01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:41,240 This is not the first time this fucking kid has seen this. 1819 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:45,580 This is not the first time this fucking kid has been told to hit her in the fucking face. 1820 01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:49,300 This kid is a veteran. 1821 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,780 This kid is like Rocky on the playground. 1822 01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:53,780 Who probably is? 1823 01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:58,420 Alright, so look, so get to the point where. 1824 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,420 Headlock is like bad wrestling. 1825 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:09,740 He's yelling mommy. 1826 01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:10,980 He's yelling mommy. 1827 01:13:10,980 --> 01:13:12,980 This is my character. 1828 01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:13,980 It's the hardest. 1829 01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:15,980 Hold on, hold on. 1830 01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:16,980 And he grabs... 1831 01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:17,980 He's punching her. 1832 01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,300 He's punching the woman. 1833 01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,300 Look at that. 1834 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:21,700 Oh Jesus. 1835 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:28,620 And then he goes and grabs a bottle to hit the woman over the head and the bottle with a bottle. 1836 01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:30,580 He's, he's, he's tonning her. 1837 01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,580 Do something about it. 1838 01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:35,980 Do something about it while she's on the ground getting beaten by the other woman. 1839 01:13:35,980 --> 01:13:40,020 He's kicking. 1840 01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,020 He grabs a bottle. 1841 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:52,580 I think the one starts hitting the woman over the head with a bottle of conditioner. 1842 01:13:52,580 --> 01:14:00,420 And I'd like, I'd like, I'd like to say the woman who's his mom in the video here. 1843 01:14:00,420 --> 01:14:05,340 He's standing there in his yellow Batman shirt as she's on the ground punching the other woman 1844 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:07,860 in the face in the headlock. 1845 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:13,620 I'd like to say that the mom of that little boy is the worst parent of the year right now 1846 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,340 should be entered into the competition. 1847 01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:19,660 But I also think that the other woman's got some responsibility in all of this. 1848 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:23,740 They, they could, I, I loved to know what started the fight. 1849 01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:29,340 Yeah, but that said, still fighting in Walmart, which, there's your name right there, 1850 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,340 fighting in Walmart. 1851 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:32,140 That's the name fighting in Walmart. 1852 01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,140 Yep. 1853 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:39,260 From the Walmart, I was thinking was it from the Walmart division in the worst parent bracket 1854 01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:40,260 it could be. 1855 01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:41,260 Oh, yes. 1856 01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:42,260 We're at the Walmart division, the Walmart. 1857 01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:43,260 Yeah. 1858 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:45,940 Okay, you got the Northeast division of the NCAA tournament. 1859 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:46,940 We've got the Walmart division. 1860 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,940 Time to be the first time. 1861 01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:48,940 Walmart division. 1862 01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:49,940 Okay. 1863 01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:54,140 Or we could just have the Walmart worst parent of the year 2025. 1864 01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:58,780 Well, I mean, this, this is going to be hard to beat, but I bet you if there's some video 1865 01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:03,020 out there of other parents being behaving badly in Walmart. 1866 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:08,100 So it could be its own, it could be its own, you know, I, we're parent could be wrong, but 1867 01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:12,700 I thought there was at least a Twitter account, maybe an Instagram account of parents fighting 1868 01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:16,860 in Walmart, like it was so, so, common in the current. 1869 01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:23,700 It was, it was somebody created a site in order to capture and get, get people to send them 1870 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:27,700 videos of fights that they'd seen in Walmart in the past, but that's, that's not the point 1871 01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:28,700 is here. 1872 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:35,700 The kid is kicking and he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's kicking and punching and taunting 1873 01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:40,940 this other person grabbing a bottle of conditioning while mom is punching the woman in the face. 1874 01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:44,540 He's smacking her over the head with a bottle of conditioner. 1875 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:50,940 Yeah, that's, she, this is like, I, this may, if this one doesn't, isn't the worst one 1876 01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:51,940 today. 1877 01:15:51,940 --> 01:15:52,940 Right. 1878 01:15:52,940 --> 01:15:53,940 It's definitely a plan. 1879 01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:54,940 Right. 1880 01:15:54,940 --> 01:15:55,940 Definitely, definitely a plan. 1881 01:15:55,940 --> 01:15:56,940 All right. 1882 01:15:56,940 --> 01:16:01,740 The last one at you that might be, and again, I, I think intent goes to play here, but then 1883 01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:05,300 there's the physical aspect of what happens and maybe intent gets thrown out the window, 1884 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:08,260 but let's see here in the final entry today. 1885 01:16:08,260 --> 01:16:14,100 This dad could be charged after appearing to use a three-month-old baby as a snow scrape. 1886 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:17,780 The video was filmed after a brutal snowstorm hit Texas. 1887 01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:22,340 Police saw the video and said they'll likely bring charges of child endangerment against 1888 01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:24,180 him. 1889 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:29,540 So in case you missed it here, there's a dad with his man, Bunn. 1890 01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:35,180 He's got his three-month-old baby that's got a jacket and pants on. 1891 01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:41,340 He's picked up the baby by the jacket and is moving him back and forth like an ice scraper 1892 01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:46,460 on the back windshield to remove the ice from the windshield. 1893 01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:52,100 Dad could be charged after appearing to use a three-month-old baby as a snow scrape. 1894 01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:55,780 The video was filmed after a brutal snowstorm hit Texas. 1895 01:16:55,780 --> 01:17:00,300 Police saw the video and said they'll likely bring charges of child endangerment against 1896 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:01,300 him. 1897 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:05,660 Oh my god. 1898 01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:13,940 Now if you ever wanted to see a reason not to do meth, this is it. 1899 01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:20,940 If, and I'm not, I, again, I feel like this was more of a joke than, hey, okay, well, 1900 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:24,380 it's all for a second, just for a second. 1901 01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:27,820 Legitimately, you're not going to use your child to scrape ice and snow off of your windshield. 1902 01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:28,820 They are ineffective. 1903 01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:29,820 It's ineffective. 1904 01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:30,820 It's just stunt. 1905 01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:31,820 Right. 1906 01:17:31,820 --> 01:17:32,820 It's a stunt. 1907 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:33,820 It's a stunt to get like viral viral. 1908 01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:34,820 Thank you. 1909 01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:35,820 This is for him. 1910 01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:36,820 He did for the wrong fucking reasons. 1911 01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,820 Right. 1912 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:40,820 That's exactly it because also snow never happens in Texas. 1913 01:17:40,820 --> 01:17:44,260 Although I think you would argue it's happening more frequently these days. 1914 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,260 It does. 1915 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,500 It generally doesn't happen there. 1916 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,500 People aren't prepared. 1917 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:48,660 I lived in Austin for a year. 1918 01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:51,380 There was no snow, snow truck, snow plows. 1919 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:53,140 Nobody was, uh, there's something in the road. 1920 01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:54,140 Kids, it doesn't happen. 1921 01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:56,100 So, can't even buy salt. 1922 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,100 Thank you. 1923 01:17:57,100 --> 01:18:01,100 I had to get, I had to get water softener salt, busted up with a hammer and poured that 1924 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:04,980 out of my driveway because it was the only way I could salt down my driveway when it 1925 01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:06,140 was over. 1926 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,140 So here's the thing. 1927 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:08,140 Uh. 1928 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:12,500 I felt like this was all a gimmick and that he was, but he still used a three month old 1929 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:18,780 child for the fucking gimmick. 1930 01:18:18,780 --> 01:18:20,740 The baby is the back of the baby, the butt of the baby, even for that matter. 1931 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:23,220 I don't see him bracing the head of the baby. 1932 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:26,060 If you look at this, it rolls back and forth. 1933 01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:29,640 He's got, it's like, it's the equivalent of him holding the baby by the shoulders and 1934 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:35,140 shaking it as he's rubbing it against the back window to clear snow off of the back fucking 1935 01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:36,140 window. 1936 01:18:36,140 --> 01:18:37,140 Oh. 1937 01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,140 He's shaking the poor child. 1938 01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:41,140 Look at that. 1939 01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:44,780 All right. 1940 01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:45,780 So. 1941 01:18:45,780 --> 01:18:51,820 So the intent, so I think was to get viral video. 1942 01:18:51,820 --> 01:18:55,020 I don't think, but regardless, he did it. 1943 01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:58,860 He used his child to get hits on, and likes on social media. 1944 01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:01,180 And now he's going to be charged with something. 1945 01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:11,100 It's them, him, man, bun, or the women fighting in Walmart or toy, toy, toy, toy, toy, 1946 01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:16,940 horse lady, which one of those three Chad? 1947 01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:22,700 You're, now, your spot on, your spot on the, the horse lady is the least, at least thank you. 1948 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,700 Thank you. 1949 01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:24,700 I think we throw her out automatically. 1950 01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,220 Like it was a horrible accident. 1951 01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:31,300 I feel bad for her child and whatever, whatever, whatever reconstructive surgery he has to 1952 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:32,300 go through. 1953 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:36,980 But at the same time, it was an accident. 1954 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,180 It was purely a mistake. 1955 01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:42,260 I'm not putting her in because that the intent doesn't go there, but these last two are 1956 01:19:42,260 --> 01:19:44,260 seriously intentional. 1957 01:19:44,260 --> 01:19:45,260 They are. 1958 01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:48,780 And so I, I am voting Walmart moms, okay? 1959 01:19:48,780 --> 01:19:54,420 Because, because of the behavior of the kid, the fact that she's encouraging the kid to 1960 01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:56,420 be violent, right? 1961 01:19:56,420 --> 01:20:00,660 And, and to keep the violent and keep prolifically doing it. 1962 01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:02,780 He's obviously done that before. 1963 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:03,940 That's not his first time. 1964 01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:05,620 That wasn't his first rodeo. 1965 01:20:05,620 --> 01:20:06,620 So, yeah. 1966 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:13,220 This guy, this guy, this guy, Maley, may, you know, well, learn his lesson, but he's fair. 1967 01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:17,180 If he puts, if the video continues with him putting that kid down on the ground and the 1968 01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:20,380 kid automatically does snow angels, well, now I'm, now I'm concerned. 1969 01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:26,320 I'm fucking concerned because the kid is learned something from dad using his ice spray 1970 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,320 berth. 1971 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:33,300 And that is, that is a dumbass move, but it's not, it's not as, as terrible parent as encouraging 1972 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,300 your five, six, your old boy or how old. 1973 01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,300 I rolled that kid. 1974 01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:39,500 Here's, and I'm gonna agree with you on this front. 1975 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:44,100 First of all, anybody who shows up at this guy's backyard while he's using the baby to scrape 1976 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:49,340 ice off his windshield, probably confused, but not calling the cops right away. 1977 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:53,380 You walk into that Walmart aisle and the kid is kicking the woman as well as the other 1978 01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:54,380 woman's beating them. 1979 01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:55,860 They're calling the cops immediately. 1980 01:20:55,860 --> 01:20:58,580 So I'm gonna agree with you on that level of it. 1981 01:20:58,580 --> 01:20:59,580 I'm gonna say yes. 1982 01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:04,300 If this guy gets some serious charges brought against him in Texas for using his child 1983 01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:06,260 as an ice scraper, I might, we might have, we might have, we might have, we might have 1984 01:21:06,260 --> 01:21:07,660 to include him as a play in. 1985 01:21:07,660 --> 01:21:08,660 He might have to agree in. 1986 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:09,660 I would agree. 1987 01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:10,660 I would agree. 1988 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,860 We're gonna have to do a little research on man bun. 1989 01:21:11,860 --> 01:21:16,300 Yeah, we're gonna have to wait and see if man bun does get some charges that are larger 1990 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:22,860 that get drummed up against him because again, I don't, I don't know, I mean, he's not really 1991 01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:23,860 holding the child. 1992 01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:27,460 Look, first of all, if you're going to scrape ice off of the window, you've got to have 1993 01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:28,460 leverage, right? 1994 01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:31,860 And you need something sharp to be able to get down to that ice. 1995 01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:34,460 Even if you've got a credit card, I've seen people use the credit card. 1996 01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:36,460 I'm living, I'm living Michigan for fuck's sake. 1997 01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:39,900 You use credit cards or other things to scrape away with a sharp edge. 1998 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,740 That child has no sharp edges. 1999 01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:43,540 Jacket or nothing's got no sharp edges. 2000 01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:47,580 So it's a big fallacy to begin with, but he's trying because look at him. 2001 01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:49,780 No where in this video is he laughing. 2002 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:50,780 He means business. 2003 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:51,780 Look at that face. 2004 01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:57,260 He means business as he's shoving the baby across the ice to wipe it off his window. 2005 01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:59,340 He actually looks pissed off right here at the end. 2006 01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:01,020 Yeah, like, yeah, like, damn it. 2007 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:02,020 I got to do this. 2008 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,540 Like, wow, I should have been. 2009 01:22:03,540 --> 01:22:05,540 I should have gotten a car with a defroster. 2010 01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:06,620 What the fuck? 2011 01:22:06,620 --> 01:22:09,420 Give me the baby. 2012 01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:11,660 Trisha, Trisha, get me the baby. 2013 01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,660 What are you doing? 2014 01:22:12,660 --> 01:22:13,660 I got to get to work. 2015 01:22:13,660 --> 01:22:14,820 I got to get the ice off this. 2016 01:22:14,820 --> 01:22:15,820 You're in a t-shirt. 2017 01:22:15,820 --> 01:22:20,340 What do you come here and bring me the fucking baby? 2018 01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:21,820 I got to get to work. 2019 01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:22,820 Oh, Trisha. 2020 01:22:22,820 --> 01:22:24,900 What are you going to do with the baby? 2021 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:28,420 Trisha, Trisha, baby now. 2022 01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:29,420 Do you see? 2023 01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:30,660 My bun is falling out. 2024 01:22:30,660 --> 01:22:32,660 I've got to get to work. 2025 01:22:32,660 --> 01:22:36,380 Oh, that money doesn't make itself. 2026 01:22:36,380 --> 01:22:37,860 All right, so we're in agreement. 2027 01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:39,500 It's the Walmart mom. 2028 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:40,500 Definitely Walmart mom. 2029 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:47,380 Walmart mom whose kid gets into the fight and smashes like he's like he's Jimmy the mouth of 2030 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,900 the South heart. 2031 01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:53,580 Smash is the opponent with a conditioner bottle on the head. 2032 01:22:53,580 --> 01:22:57,820 That's our worst parent of 2025 entry this week. 2033 01:22:57,820 --> 01:22:58,820 That's the entry this week. 2034 01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:02,620 We're going to hold off our judgment on the guy using the kid as the ice scraper. 2035 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:07,940 For the possible entry and certainly a play in element coming forward. 2036 01:23:07,940 --> 01:23:09,340 All right, I feel comfortable with that. 2037 01:23:09,340 --> 01:23:10,940 Do you feel comfortable with that? 2038 01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:11,940 I'm, yeah, absolutely. 2039 01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:15,540 I don't feel comfortable with that kid. 2040 01:23:15,540 --> 01:23:17,620 Certainly don't want to cross him in an alley. 2041 01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,820 You mean, look, I don't know. 2042 01:23:18,820 --> 01:23:23,020 Maybe he started off being used as an ice scraper Chad. 2043 01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:24,020 We don't know. 2044 01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:25,020 How do we know? 2045 01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:26,020 We don't know that that didn't happen. 2046 01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:28,020 That's very possible. 2047 01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:29,020 Yeah, and quarry minds. 2048 01:23:29,020 --> 01:23:30,020 What an out. 2049 01:23:30,020 --> 01:23:34,340 Bukaki, let that be your say for this week and then we are going to let you know if we 2050 01:23:34,340 --> 01:23:41,060 plan to do the Wolverine versus deadpool movie review until then for Chad and myself. 2051 01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:42,060 Bukaki. 2052 01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:47,060 I know sometimes I'm out of control. 2053 01:23:47,060 --> 01:23:52,060 You're the only reason I keep on coming. 2054 01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:56,660 You're the only reason I keep on coming. 2055 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:57,660 Yeah. 2056 01:23:57,660 --> 01:23:59,660 You're the only reason. 2057 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,660 I keep on coming. 2058 01:24:01,660 --> 01:24:08,660 Yeah. 2059 01:24:08,660 --> 01:24:11,040 (dramatic music)