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Episode 290: Strip Club Chronicles · Not That Serious

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  Teddy daam Jaddy's gone and not coming home again. Let him say, we'll
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  never find another father like you now we want now, we will now he
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  won't. Extreams and nine and to you, m Jaddy. Yeah Steve Smith,
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  Oh my god, is he not hot enough for your dad? Oh
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  my god, my Baddy are over there? Yes? Yes, yo body
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  my body and they had was it trapped in the locker room? Oh man,
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  okay, yeah, it was fair that some good stuff, man,
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  all right, good stuff. It was some good stuff. How do howdy,
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  howdy, howdy? Hold there. Everybody is to not that series podcast
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  aka the greatest podcast in the world, Dependacle podcast. And you won't find
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  anything better in the realm of podcast when it comes to this other than NPR.
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  Maybe unlikely. Unlikely though, because them niggas is boring over there.
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  Shout out to check those Speaker and Spotify and all them good men. Then
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  there I happened to be one of the hosts of this program named Michael mm
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  hmm Elsie Kens in the building Lamont aka doctor waltam your boy cute and we
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  are here yep, yep yep, and uh this is the uh it's now
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  Monday. What are you doing. I don't know, I'm stalling. I'm
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  stalling. I don't have but take it away. I got you, please,
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  it's taking it out of my hands. And in traditional NTS fashion,
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  we introduced a segment, did it a couple of times and didn't do it
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  again for like a month. Bring it back. We did it once.
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  You loved it and we said fuck that did live show and I said,
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  nah, I understand the sports now a little bit more. Yeah, it's
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  like yeah two k two oh yeah yeah, taking features away, bringing them
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  back back the no composition. Yeah, we branded, We branded something new
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  like shout out for the new QB vision. Uh feature in the next Maden
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  correct brand speaking new Lamar Jackson's Field vision. Yeah, that's ten Patrick Mahomes
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  the whole field, whole field. It'll just be it's just it'll be completely
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  highlighted. Everybody's I've never seen anything like this, real quick? Who had
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  the like who started keeping had the narrowest right now right now? Started right
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  now? Will Leavis or Levis? Yeah, probably Will Levis out of starters?
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  Oh wait wait wait not mac Jones. Whoever's playing for the Patriots.
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  Who is playing for the Patriots? Zach braf no Zappy scrubs Scrubby Bailey's back.
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  That exactly. He was the backup the whole time. Yeah, he
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  wasn't good enough to play over mac Jones. Wait, who's the head coach
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  for the Patriots now? Geron Mayo a black man? Wow? Ago,
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  what a transition? Can you believe it? So? Is Bill out or
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  is he just doing other ship Bill's he's out. He's not doing anything with
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  the others. He's just out right now't want no one to give him that
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  control. He had that power. Yeah, he wants a three sixty deal
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  the opposite way. Yeah, yeah, he wants to. He want a
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  seven to twenty. He wants to put them into three six. Yeah,
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  no, don't do it. Yeah, so we got some are you smarter
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  than Keenan? Are you smarter than nts? Questions? Coming? So I
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  just want to let it know. The last time we did this, I
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  came in the second place, So it needs to be called for this week?
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  Are you smarter than Elsie? Are you smarter than Elsie? This week?
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  Yeah, let's start off with a something like, yeah, my boy
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  from Mike might be cheating. Oh yes, I I gotta have you had
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  one more answer right to me. You know how I didn't get it by
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  copping off you. I'll tell you that fucking much on one of them you
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  could have. I just didn't know. Salt Yeah, uh what we got
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  Manty Monty pipe. They said, Monty, will you be my daddy?
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  I'm like, no, exactly. You know that's still my pay classic classic.
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  That's when he first started breaking into that twit, remember, start getting
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  his joke legs wet, just because I don't want any children. That didn't
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  and I still don't. I'm sorry, not right now. I got things
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  to do that I got two trips playing this year. But he's got two
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  kids already, Kid Monty, if he's not going to be a soccer guy,
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  that's the point. If he's not paying it forward, paying the bills
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  before he said, Mom's like Johnny from a from Love is Blind, all
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  right. The figurative language in this sentence is called what the sentence is he
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  has a heart of gold. The figurative language in this sentence is called what
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  the sentence is he has a heart of gold? Oh? Like? The
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  term yeah, oh man, okay. The figuratively hit is salt Kean.
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  This game is now called all You smarter and keenan again. No, it's
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  not. We are now thirty seconds and in the game it is retaking its
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  original name. Oh dude, that's not it. I just can't remember what
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  it is. Ready. Oh no, don't go through all the Okay,
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  nope, that's good. Next question what? Oh? Okay? Yeah,
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  now we go through all the question? Yeah, okay? What divides the
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  Earth into the Western and Eastern hemispheres? What is the name of that line?
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  I said Western and Eastern hemisphere? Correct? Almost to smoke you niggas.
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  Yeah, they're they're probably cooked, hm hm said the Himalayas. How
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  many questions? Is it five? I'm just shooting five in the one?
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  Can I just I just to make it neither? Yeah? Yeah, I
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  literally started writing in the middle. Oh you thought I was gonna do one
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  by one? Did I do that? Before I do? I did?
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  I don't think I did. Okay, tell me when you're ready for the
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  next question. Read an e racer. Okay. The name for the mutually
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  beneficial relationship that a bee has with a flower is called what the wait?
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  You say that again? The name of the mutually beneficial relationship a bee has
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  with a flower is called what it. Ah. The fucking wording of that
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  question is so asked, like nah, like, why would you ask it?
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  I know what that is. I can't what mutual relationship doesn't Bee have
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  with a flower mutually beneficially? M hm I forget ready ready mm hmmm.
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  I guess so, I guess a softer one in there. Women women who
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  protested for their right to vote refers to what the first to what? It's
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  a social stuff social studies slash history question, Women who protested for their right
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  to vote refers to what prohibition? It's known as something prohibition? Oh my
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  god, what is that? It's been said on this podcast jokingly and non
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  jokingly. Come on history major. It's been a long time. I'm drawing
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  blanks on everything right now. I know the answer, though, I know
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  if Mike gets some right, it's not cheated off of you. No,
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  I just I know if I saw these answers, like if it was multiple
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  choice, I would know all of them. But I'm just like drawing blanks,
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  like I can't think right now. That's all right, I'll take this
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  last one. In fahrenheit or celsius at one temple stop c at what temperature
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  does water freeze? Ah, if you write that ship, my god,
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  why can I think of? Why are all these words? Actually? All?
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  Right? Might be the way to go? Actually, yeah it is,
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  it is probably I think maybe I don't know, do you know what
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  I should have? Definitely like taking the questions and ruling them down because I
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  just I mean, I know the answers now. But yeah, we ain't
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  getting sorry. That was the last one. Yeah, that's the last one.
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  The first one was what was the metaphor? Fig language? And that
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  yeah, sentence. The first one was the figure of language and the sentence
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  of a heart of gold. The answer is a metaphor metaphor? What you
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  what did you put? What you put not metaphor? Would you put personification?
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  Which is not okay? I metaphorically wrote something down. You didn't put
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  anything, not a thing? Fair enough? King, Yeah, yeah,
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  you put personification. At least he puts somebody nothing, okay, but at
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  least personification. The fucking beginning of the ship tells you what it's about.
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  But you put nothing. That's fine. I'd rather put nothing to put personification.
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  Person somebody has a heart of gold. Yeah, person has a heart
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  of gold. You put what are we personifying? And in that sentence,
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  not a damn thing. What do you what are you blanking in the sentence
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  You're given, You're given the heart. That's what I was thinking, the
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  heart of It's a metaphor. Yeah, he said you put nothing, You
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  put nothing. A lot of smoke from someone to put nothing. Still zero,
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  try but personification. Now, I will be thoroughly surprised if any of
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  you got this next one right, Yeah, the line that separates eastern and
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  western hemispheres. That would be the prime iridio right. I wrote the axis.
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  You know what if you had wrote the equator, I would have.
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  I knew it wasn't the equator. Yeah, I know. But the other
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  answer that but I'm here, like I know that's the long ways. Yeah,
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  I know it was the prime. Access is crazy. I mean technically
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  it is. No, No, it's not. It is what it doesn't
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  the access, It is the center. It doesn't divide it is actually it
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  is multiple, yes, multiple, which is lines. I'd say there's you
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  could just say three hundred and sixty yeah, divide ship, which means I'm
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  writ in a sense. No, you're literally next question, you should have
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  just left that one black. Actually another iss is where you might have piped
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  down. It's a loud. I'm telling you to shot the fu to tell
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  you how to pipe down talking. I'm not saying ship talking. I'm shu.
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  You said the axis two zero zero yep, two zero zero two zero
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  zero. It seems like a fight for last right now. I definitely lost.
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  Sorry. What is the name of the mutually beneficial relationship that a bee
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  has with a flower? It would be symbiotic, correct, I put pollination
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  at least you guess I couldn't even think symbiotic. The fuck. I don't
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  remember that. I literally do not remember that parasitic symbiotic. Nah, I
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  do not remember that at all. I never would have got that. That
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  was actually under the third grade, third grade science, No fucking third grade,
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  giving me no symbiotic. No, they not. I will call my
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  niece right now, she awake. That's great, call that jobless little girl,
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  jobless little girl, color biotic. Can't even vote well, dummy ships,
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  which would have been that's not the next question. What was the next
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  question? The women? Oh yeah, No, that wasn't the last one.
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  Or no, that was the fourth one. That's the fourth one.
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  That's the fourth one. Oh yeah. So the women's rights to vote.
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  What was that called? That was the suffrage movement? Suffrage? Suffrage?
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  You put Suffragelsey, no rights, Jesus Christmas. You know you know what
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  threw me off when he said prohibition. I'm like, he just completely ruined
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  any thought that I had because I know for a fact. I'm like,
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  probably no reason, it's like prohibition. I'm like, I have to make
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  sure good. No, I'm sitting here thinking like, what was the word?
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  Yep, suffrage. I can't even I can't remember last time I've seen
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  that word. It's been a long time. Suffrage movement, suffrage, women's
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  rights. Oh yeah. And the last question, the temperature at which water
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  freezes? Thirty two? Right, thirty What degrees? I put thirty two
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  or thirty six? But thirty two is first? Hm? No, nigga?
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  Thirty two his first thirty first? Hey tos first? To his first?
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  Thirty two to his first thirty first? Multiple first? What if you
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  multiple choice? I want to circle. I wanted did too. I would
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  just just did one, but it's ended. Thirty two was first, thirty
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  two was first? Thirty two was first? I said third two? I
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  mean I was the type. I want to know the type. Wait,
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  the time, thirty two? And what what do you say? Degree celsis?
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  Yeah? Thirty two? How do you want to say? That?
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  Was easy? The aswer because just because I know that zero degree celsis,
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  I didn't know what it is a quip. Okay, here's here's your chance.
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  Let's get it. Key in sudden death, let's get it. What's
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  up? Man? At which temperature does water boil? You don't give up?
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  I don't know. One hundred and eight Elsie Focus, one hundred twenty
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  seven for Calvin Cook, I don't know. Tell me, tell me when
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  you're ready. I don't know. I don't Yes, I guess twice one
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  hundred and six? Oh is that your final answer? I said one hundred
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  and seven? I did say, undiggare doing prices right? Rules? One
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  hundred six? Seven? If I said a hundred eight, you said a
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  hundred and six. I don't know why hundred was like because okay, closest
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  closest wins, because one hundred and six makes more sense. Wait, wait,
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  I'm guessing it's lower, was it? Wait? Wait? Wait?
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  No weight? You said one hundred and what six? You say you one
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  hundred and what what are you saying? Seven? My first thing said,
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  are you using fahrenheit fahrenheit? What what that said? In celsius? It's
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  one hundred degrees one hundred degrees celsius two hundred and twelve to twelve. Oh
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  yeah, I knew that because fucking Kine had that ship. That was their
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  football slogan. To twelve two hundred twelve degrees. The difference between fucking water
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  boiling and not boiling one one degree better, one degree higher. All to
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  work around with that shirt. That's why I said one tho six makes more
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  sense. Yeah, exactly. Have well, I guess you guys tied,
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  then run that back, run that back, like just beat the fuck out
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  of y'all. Of course it's a nerd exactly. I respect it. Make
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  good yaya, like I respected. He didn't go outside and touch grass.
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  He still don't. Wow. Keenan is a sore loser, yod I thought
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  even in every fu and he's like, I didn't get wrong. It was
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  only that one I told Joash, we can go back and listen. God,
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  you will go back and listen. You know I didn't come back everything
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  because I said I didn't know it. I said I didn't know it,
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  like y'all need y'all don't listen. I said one of six that he was
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  the first thing. I said one eight. First, we can pause what
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  I'm saying. We can we can pause my now go back list. I
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  said one of seven. First, I said one O seven. First,
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  this is what makes his podcast work. Seventy five in his podcast is gas
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  like Keir sues from it. I said one O seven, and then I
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  went to another number. He would no matter where you went, they were
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  nowhere near nowhere near it right, And I completely it was the blindly niggas
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  with no eyes. Hey, man, if man, if I'm dared devil,
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  I can still see. Sure, if I'm Stevie, wonder I can
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  still see allegedly, Oh definitely he could still see nigga definitely, So Stevie
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  can please, Yeah, he would see. He needs to cover. Somebody
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  told the story the other day by Steve. Steve. Stevie wanted driving a
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  car. Yeah that he did, joke. No, Steve wanted to drive
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  a car on open Huh. He drove a car on Oprah. Yeah,
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  he sunk and Oprah. And what he wanted as his like, uh,
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  his prize, his payment with some crazy car like a Mayback or something.
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  And she gave him a mayback and he fucking drove it. Her video of
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  him driving the maybag No, I remember him driving her on on the show.
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  Yes, car with her were in an empty parking lot and Steven Wonder
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  was driving. I mean, if he's going in a straight line, slow
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  as it's now, he fucking looked back. Imagine a person asked you for
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  maya. I think I remember Stevie driving Oprah around in the parking lot.
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  I think that Nigga's why the blind person even want that car driving Miss Oprah.
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  That that ship baffled me. What I mean, maybe he wants to
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  ride in style? How to you know what it looked like? It don't
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  matter. You knows it's quality. What is stop way? Same way blind
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  people can like people face like, oh you're beautiful, but you know what
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  skinny or not? But you can't tell what the car You know, so
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  you can touch the lights in the ceiling, touch the starts. There was
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  a astrology on Marshall and Brosher did an interview with Tanking Uh I saw that
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  and Jay Valentine and she was like, nah, yo, Stevie can sing
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  because there's a ribbon in the sky, is it you can see it.
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  What is the sky? What is a ribbon? Stephen, describe it to
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  me. Just take one of his dreads and put it in his hand.
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  This is a ribbon. You don't know whose dreads are worse him or Aaron
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  Jones or Wayne Aaron jo Yo. Jones looks bad. For the first time.
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  I was like, oh, bro, that helmet, wore that ship
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  dawn, his lots, but no his locks Keenan Stevie, you got fucking
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  I don't know if there was the locks or break. Excuse us that he's
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  old and blood Jones, Aaron Jones, like, Stevie's been like that life.
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  He's still playing with Stevie when them the ships was like that. That's
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  not new. That's not a new hairdo for Stevie. Steve's had that since
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  we've been born. Yeah, but Stevie's like seventy eight, Keen, it's
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  not hard to do that, Steve. You sure, I don't know,
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  Yeah, yeah, one of Stevie seventy five, seventy three wow yo ahl
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  right, So he's he's had that same hair since he was in his twenty
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  three Oh what we were born when he was like forty seventy, he was
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  in his twenties had afro. That is correct, Yes, but since we've
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  been able to recognize him, he had that nasty ass. Yeah, that's
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  only like the last twenty years, not like forty. I mean he was
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  in his forties. He was in his fortiest. He was in his forties.
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  He was in his forties. You know what the part of the thing
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  that makes his podcast where he's not gas like Keenan. No, it's just
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  letting talk it to you said we song for the last forty year. I
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  meant to say, in his forties. Just let him in his forties.
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  Stop it just we still didn't know him in his forties. You don't seventy
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  something like you didn't know him in his forties. We were looking at we're
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  not thirties, so we knew him in his forties. You knew him as
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  a child. Your parents one years old and said that's Stevie. I would
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  say, seventy what seventy three? Nigga, We wouldn't have known him in
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  his forties. No, we weren't. You knew what Stevie Wonder looked like
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  at the age of five. Hold you're thirty one. What difference is?
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  So you were born he was forty three. Okay, so by the time
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  I'm seven, I can't know who Stevie Wonder isadline. Our parents didn't listen
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  to Stevie Wonder when we were children. Sure, so you can see his
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  face, that's the problem. Why did you see your Your parents would have
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  taught you how to boil water for what they did for those macaroni spaghettis.
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  Boy, what if for what? So you know the fucking temperature? Nigga.
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  You don't have to know the temperature like that. What temperature? You
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  got it wrong? Okay? Are you talking about me? Yeah? Yeah,
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  I didn't know the temperature for you know, one hundred huh one hundred
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  celsius. You don't know. I'm terrible with any type of foreign metrics.
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  Celsius makes sense zero it freezes one hundred of boils. I'm gonna ask you
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  another temperature question. If I remember what temperature is absolute zero exactly? That
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  was gonna be the question, what's what it's like negative to like a hundred?
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  Sound that's something crazy? Negative seventy three to seventy three is absent zero.
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  That's kelvin, isn't it? No, that's zero kelvin. Yeah,
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  I'm saying, yeah, but that's zero kelvin negative two seventy three fahrenheit on
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  the kelvin, not fahrenheit celsius. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's what
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  I'm saying. That's like, that's all you're saying, Like, that's like
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  that is absolute zero is yeah kel kelvin h yeah, yeah, Yeah,
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  that system makes a lot more sense. What kelvin else m hmmm, anything
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  about Selsea, anything that we don't use, it probably makes more It makes
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  more sense. Yeah, meters makes a lot more sense, easier KOs We're
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  the only people that use it's literally, that's it, like one of the
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  very few. Pretty sure it's just us. Everybody else use seasons other ship.
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  I'm one hundred and eighty seven centimeters tall. My god, that's'ually crazy.
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  So I was watching there you go what you say? He was trying
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  to figure out what the art system is called imperiod imperial bro Somebody were like,
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  I don't remember half of this ship speaking of imperials. So Showgun,
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  if you've been watching Showgun, you should know it's up. It's up,
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  and it's stuck. It's up. It's by the time this comes out,
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  there's already gonna be a new episode out, Yes, sir, see how
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  Lord Tornaga can recover from a surprise earthquake, A surprise lamb slide. That's
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  what it was. It was just an earthquake. It was like an army
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  coming down, like somebody shot something. I was like something and then I
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  see this man under rubble. He's still dripped out though, so I saw
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  that. To you, he be a flyer, like he'll go away and
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  come back and like the fly is fit and I'm like, yo, this
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  man is just this. He's so cold. He got the most bitch ass
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  son. Yeah, ever, his son is gonna die. His son a
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  few episodes. His son, Yeah, he's gotta go for the benefit of
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  the dynasty, for the benefit of the Klaan. He's got to do separ
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  cool, we gotta do something. He's the weak link for sure. He
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  said something about his son. He said something something cold about his son and
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  the hawk and like, yeah, or to his son, He's like ah,
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  he basically the fall down, like you ain't like a bitch right now,
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  and I need you to not do that. He's like, you can
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  train a man like you train a hawk. And yeah, it was like
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  train a hawk. The same way you train a man. Since I was
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  like, okay, okay, maybe it just sounded good because you're speaking Japanese.
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  I don't know, because I'm like, damn, I'm like, what
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  else was I watching? I don't know. If you want to see a
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  show about some just a simple white family divulging into chaos for no reason,
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  watch this show on Peacock call Apple the Apple Never The Apple Never Falls.
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  It is about this retired tennis family or the two couples retire and then the
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  mom disappears and it just goes down here from there. They all think the
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  dad did it. And it's just like, if you watch the show,
• 27:06
  you'll be so pissed off at the ending, but it's worth it as a
• 27:10
  mini it's I think it's seven episodes, and it's just like you got the
• 27:15
  one, the one son. He's such a bitch his dad. His dad
• 27:22
  hit him in the face once and he acts like his dad was like the
• 27:26
  most abusive man in the planet, Like hard did you hit him in the
• 27:29
  face? For one, the kid was acting up like he was fighting another
• 27:33
  kid, and then he charges the dad, trying to get through him,
• 27:36
  and the dad just like relax and he's like if he him, he could
• 27:45
  have decked him. Can't. But he was just like, get your head
• 27:52
  on the street, like, get your head in the game. Get you
• 27:56
  get you, get to get your head in the game. Yes, I
• 27:57
  rend you. I watched I watched two things is uh over the weekend.
• 28:03
  Mm hmmm. So one of them was Bodies Bodies Bodies on Nobody watching,
• 28:11
  right, dude, I don't should I spoil it? I can spoil it
• 28:15
  because it's really silly. So there's this movie on Netflix. It's called Bodies
• 28:21
  Bodies. So it's like these people like like they're like mid twenties or whatever,
• 28:25
  and they have a hurricane party. I think that people. I guess
• 28:27
  people do that a lot, hurricane parties. I heard it before storing or
• 28:32
  storm parties. I get down there in hurricanes. We were people people do
• 28:36
  that. Ship. I mean, if it's something light, then yeah,
• 28:37
  you could just yeah. But it was one of those ones where they knew
• 28:40
  they were gonna be in the crib. So they have this storm party and
• 28:44
  then like they're all playing, they're playing games and ship. They played this
• 28:47
  one game I forget what was called, but you literally had to punch somebody
• 28:48
  in the face as hard as you could. Yeah, so they were drinking
• 28:52
  everything. You take a shot, Yeah, what that's party. Yes,
• 28:57
  there were there were two black characters. They died immediately. No, okay,
• 29:03
  So they're playing that game or whatever. They're punching each other in the
• 29:06
  face, and then you know, people are getting mad at each other,
• 29:08
  but they're still like going out their day. So then one dude just dies
• 29:14
  right like he like comes back and he's like his like neck is slip.
• 29:17
  They're like, yo, what the fuck happened? Like he was outside and
• 29:19
  he's trying to get in the house, Like how do you even get out
• 29:22
  there? So they think like that somebody was outside and they killed him,
• 29:25
  and they don't know if there's a killer in the house. Now that was
• 29:27
  Pete Davidson. Yep, that was Pete Davison's character. So there was only
• 29:30
  two men. Huh, there was probably cute. Probably there were only two
• 29:34
  men in the house. Their other friend who was there in the beginning,
• 29:38
  he like left, so there was just two guys, right, So now
• 29:41
  there's just one this dude named George, but they don't really know him,
• 29:45
  so they automatically assume that it's him. This is one black girl name is
• 29:49
  Jordan. She was like really like a super feminist, like he's the only
• 29:52
  man in the house, and she like it's like a comedy too, and
• 29:56
  he was like, yeah, he's like a he's like an every sun rise
• 29:57
  or whatever the fuck, like like laying like random shit on him. Like
• 30:03
  they're like, yo, we have to kill didn't outside Like if he didn't
• 30:07
  do it, we think he did do it. We don't even want to
• 30:10
  take the chance. So they bust up in the room where he's at and
• 30:14
  he's completely clueless. He does not know what the fuck is going on.
• 30:17
  He's like, what are y'all talking about? He was literally laying there sleep,
• 30:19
  He's like, what's going on? What the hell is this? They
• 30:22
  ended up killing this niggas right damn? So they're like, whoa, we
• 30:26
  got the killers, but what if we did so? Then then another girl
• 30:33
  dies and they're like, no fucking way, right, So they're trying to
• 30:36
  figure out this shit out. Movie goes on. Damn that everybody dies except
• 30:41
  for two people. And again, if you don't want to hear the spoiler,
• 30:45
  skip ahead right now. Just go thirty seconds however long you need to
• 30:48
  go. Two girls are left right they see Pete Davison's phone outside or he's
• 30:53
  his body is still outside. They see his phone, right, so they
• 30:56
  unlock his phone, and they see that this nigga was making a TikTok of
• 31:03
  himself trying to open up a champagne bottle with a sword and fucking slice his
• 31:08
  own neck. He killed himself. And the whole time they were looking for
• 31:15
  a killer that does not exist, so they just kept killing each other off,
• 31:18
  kept killing each other out of fear that there was a real murder in
• 31:22
  the house. Like the one girl. The one girl died technically the third
• 31:27
  person that died. She died because this bitch was so scared or she was
• 31:32
  having some type of allergic reaction, whatever it was. One of the other
• 31:34
  girls gave her like pills, and she fucking fell down the steps and killed
• 31:37
  herself. She just fucking knocked her head on the floor and died. This
• 31:42
  other girl got pushed off a balcony because somehow she got a gun, died.
• 31:48
  So everybody's just dying. And I remember I said there was another guy,
• 31:52
  but he left. He gets back after the party's over, he's like,
• 31:55
  what the fuck happened? And then the movie just ends nice. So
• 31:59
  that pissed me because it was like an hour and a half hour sound.
• 32:02
  I can't believe I watched that shit. But did you go in thinking it
• 32:05
  was a series, like, yes, scares scary movie. I knew it
• 32:08
  said comedy, but like, there were some funny parts, but it's like,
• 32:12
  no, some most scary movies have some comedy, have some type of
• 32:15
  comedic relief. So there was a couple of parts here and there that was
• 32:17
  like, that was stupid, that was funny, but yeah, it seems
• 32:21
  like there really is a killer, Like who the fuck is doing this?
• 32:22
  It sounds like the white version of the black name pretty much pretty much,
• 32:27
  but the black name there is actually a killer, Like, yeah it was.
• 32:30
  And then I watched this other movie called Your Lucky Day. Did you
• 32:34
  see any advertise with this? No? What's his name? Is one of
• 32:37
  the main characters Angus or Angus Cloud? Yes, yeah, yeah, so
• 32:42
  he's one of the main characters. Yeah, RP. It's a movie like
• 32:45
  there's a guy who wins the lottery, Like they're in this little corner store.
• 32:50
  He gets the winning lottery ticket. As soon as he gets it,
• 32:53
  Angus Cloud's character is like, I'm gonna rob this guy. Right right there.
• 32:59
  He's like, I won give me that ship, damn yeah. So
• 33:04
  then he tries to stick it up. Cops come, people get shot a
• 33:08
  whole bunch of shit. It's actually a decent movie, very stressful, very
• 33:13
  stressful because a lot of ship was happening, like how are they even going
• 33:15
  to get out of this? Like just yeah, that was good. I
• 33:19
  won't spoil that one because that's that's the more of a watchable movie that people
• 33:22
  would enjoy. Bodies Body, Body is just some funny It's not stupid shit,
• 33:25
  some goofy, some goof yeah ship. So that's my cinema takes.
• 33:31
  I haven't watched it. I guess I think everything else talked about it.
• 33:36
  The last thing I saw it was doing too when I said go watch it,
• 33:39
  still go watch it. Good. I want to watch it this week.
• 33:42
  I want to watch it this week because you only saw the first one,
• 33:44
  right, Yeah, I want to go to the theater and watch it.
• 33:45
  Mike's Mike's minds say, you're very set on watching this in the movies,
• 33:51
  that's the best space to watch it. It's like you got to see
• 33:54
  the full screen with a full sound. I feel like a certain movie movies
• 34:00
  are better in theater than like wait until you get home to watch so you
• 34:02
  can really go for yourself in It's like it's not out anywhere, Like I
• 34:06
  don't have to watch before you could find that. I mean I found it
• 34:08
  already. But it's like it's not the same. It's not the same because
• 34:14
  you know, it's still too early for like the AHD quality. It's not
• 34:16
  that time where it's like you can watch it, but it's not the HD
• 34:21
  quality rips. It's literally the nigga that like in the old dings, the
• 34:23
  nigga that's in there with a fucking camera. It's not a Plex. No,
• 34:29
  it's not on Plex yet, but I saw it on this Uh I'm
• 34:31
  not I'm not gonna get up the because it'll get too popular. But it's
• 34:37
  a good site where literally i've been on this site. You can find literally
• 34:40
  any damn near damn near any movie and they got it. So like remember
• 34:46
  Dune Too just came out a week or two ago and it's already on here.
• 34:50
  I mean, granted, it's still like you know, you see the
• 34:52
  people getting up in the movie and shit, but like you can watch it,
• 34:55
  but it looks good, it looks decent. Like, it's not not
• 34:59
  good. It looks dezy. It's it's watchable. It really is watchable,
• 35:02
  but I prefer I want to be in a theater watch it. True.
• 35:06
  And after I watched that first one and I finally got through it, I'm
• 35:10
  like, Okay, I got through the slow parts. I'm in it.
• 35:13
  I'm in it now, so i'll by next week I'll have I'll have a
• 35:19
  review because I will have watched it for sure. Something else. I want
• 35:25
  to see the horny stuff the new Sidney Sweeney movie Immaculate or looking at a
• 35:32
  good like thriller, maybe scary religious stuff sounds. It's not horny at all.
• 35:39
  It's about her getting pregnant. It doesn't get more warning than that doesn't
• 35:45
  have sex. Samn, she's getting sucked by nobody does not like scary movie.
• 35:51
  I know she is. She doesn't get the pregnancy boobies Immaculate, it's
• 35:57
  amaculate conception. We don't know she was born with those, that's true.
• 36:01
  And she got pregnant boobies in the movie. You know that they be fake
• 36:04
  if they're different than her boobies. Now, yeah, prosthetic. I mean,
• 36:07
  I guess it's about the you're ruining the illusion. You know, you
• 36:12
  get it like that doesn't like you. Oh my god, I know,
• 36:19
  I know. Don't remind me. Fuck, I get it. I'm immersed.
• 36:25
  Let me. You know, she's just doing her job, right,
• 36:30
  She's just doing it for money. Oh my god, Keenan, she's gonna
• 36:36
  let the listeners know. I've never said that. Those words have never come
• 36:39
  out of Keeness. I hope you don't plan on giving her money, Michael.
• 36:43
  Those words have never come out of Keene's mouth. So they're just doing
• 36:45
  a bit right now. It's not like she's just gonna leave with you or
• 36:47
  something. These words have never come out. We have been to strip club
• 36:52
  together, but these words have never These words have never come out there.
• 36:55
  Every time I've been to the Boop Club, he's been there. He dragged
• 37:00
  there. We had to drag him the one. Yeah, you had to
• 37:04
  drag him out to want to go. Well, he likes to go to
• 37:06
  the other one. Clearly he's had he has a preference. We brought him
• 37:10
  to the one with actual women there. Couldn't couldn't be bothered to look at
• 37:15
  the women. We we went to the one down fucking one thirty looking for
• 37:19
  a high school class meet nothing in there. I will say there was nothing
• 37:25
  there. I will say, first of all, there was something there was.
• 37:29
  The bartender was the best looking thing I was by far the corny ship.
• 37:31
  That's probably the corny ship I've ever done in my life. It was
• 37:35
  still fun though, well, speaking of that being down the street one of
• 37:38
  these Mondays, we just got to skip to recording and go to the good
• 37:43
  distribute to the local. Why because it would the episode after that would be
• 37:50
  hilarious. Why did the six guys walking here on a Monday dressed to the
• 38:02
  like? Y know? We went there? We went there. What I
• 38:07
  will say, I will say I don't. I would like to say myself
• 38:13
  work gout. I would say, that's definitely that some of the corniest ship
• 38:15
  I've ever been a part of it, horniest I've ever been, very much
• 38:19
  for sure myself. And we went in there deep it was went in there
• 38:22
  because it was like probably thirteen of us, No, it was that,
• 38:25
  yes, it was, it was at least eight nine Because it was niggas.
• 38:30
  We didn't even really that there wasn't looking for something somebody that we went
• 38:36
  to that and we was like, oh, she like I remember niggas.
• 38:39
  Niggas called up there to make sure she was went there. Oh niggas went
• 38:44
  asking the strippers. They was like like the strippers with her, they hated
• 38:49
  her. Yeah, that was and then that was that was bad. Bro
• 38:54
  went in there. I had a button up shirt like, I went in
• 38:57
  there nice, like I was going to the board meeting and disgusting strip hole
• 39:05
  off a fucking a minor New Jersey highway right down the street off of one
• 39:09
  thirty. Yeah one. Oh you don't know, you never you've never seen
• 39:14
  that one. I've probably seen it. They're right there, literally right next
• 39:21
  because horny old man being there at two o'clock in the afternoon, it'd be
• 39:24
  cars there like the in the in the day. Like I was like,
• 39:28
  what's the pink one? Is that one of what's it called? Isn't the
• 39:30
  one? Play playoffs? Playhouse? And ones called babes Nola? Yeah,
• 39:36
  it used to be it's called the name. Yeah, yeah, so nasty
• 39:40
  work. Yeah, it was bad. I remember one time. I remember
• 39:45
  one time when me and you went yeah, and then it was that was
• 39:47
  I want my cousin. One time was that when I went there a couple
• 39:52
  of and I saw my cousin there and like he was I remember that,
• 40:00
  Yeah, yes, yes, you know, like you got like a play
• 40:02
  cousin. Like that's not really close like that. So I don't see him
• 40:06
  that much. I've seen him there. He was clearly one of those guys
• 40:08
  that's like he's in there all the time, like he knows. He's like,
• 40:12
  oh, trick saying like he's just talking like yeah, He's like,
• 40:16
  yeah, I'm just hanging out. I gotta take I gotta take chocolate home
• 40:20
  at the work tonight. I'm like, what are you doing. He's like,
• 40:22
  yeah, I'm in here all the time, and he's like trying to
• 40:24
  give me tips. Like the thing is, you don't got to give him
• 40:27
  money. You just talk to him like, bro, I'm only here once
• 40:30
  a year. I'm gonna throw some cash, like I'm want to make this
• 40:34
  mutually benefited for the both of us because I don't plan on being here next
• 40:37
  week. Damn. I'm trying to say the last like, you got to
• 40:40
  play the long game, man. I don't got to play no long game.
• 40:44
  I'm wife. I will never forget. He's like, yeah, you
• 40:52
  don't got to give him like something. I just come in here and I
• 40:54
  just talked to him. You come in here and you just talk. Go
• 40:57
  home, Go home, Oh my god, go home, Get on the
• 41:00
  game. Get get your Xbox up. Facts. I didn't get no business.
• 41:07
  Just get get it's more constructed to get on the game. That's his
• 41:09
  hobby talking to strippers. Man. If he wasn't my cousin, I was
• 41:15
  gonna get him some directions to home depot. That's crazy. I'm gonna have
• 41:22
  him go down at all. I only go to the job application, not
• 41:25
  a job away out. I can't even last on went I want to say
• 41:36
  it might have been Magic City. I only go Oh, damn, So
• 41:38
  I've been a strip cut five times. That was a long time ago,
• 41:42
  was it? Damn? I been when we went to Atlanta? Yeah,
• 41:45
  I wasn't there. You weren't. You didn't got about for was was?
• 41:50
  That was twenty twenty? I don't know which one was, like the one
• 41:52
  where it was as bastular party. What? What about twenty one before certain
• 41:57
  someone's wedding? I just said it year was that? I mean they've only
• 42:01
  been married for all? Right? Then? That was definitely after that?
• 42:07
  That? No, Nah, that was we went to Yeah, we went
• 42:10
  to Yeah, we went to what's it called in Philly? So I was
• 42:17
  right off the Delaware As. I don't know. Yeah, we went.
• 42:22
  I forgot about that last strip club. I went to Pat's Bacher's party.
• 42:28
  That was that whether Haitian strippers? No, no, we was take my
• 42:32
  body for you, he said, Haitian, not Asian for you. That
• 42:40
  my point, my point, my point from from Charlie Brown, like one
• 42:52
  Black Christ. The Dallas strip club was cool. That's funny. Yeah,
• 42:59
  I think I How was that strip club was cool? What was it?
• 43:04
  I think it was? So we were supposed to go to North Cabaret,
• 43:07
  but we actually went to South Cabaret and motherfuckers was outside shooting while while we
• 43:14
  was inside the strip club. We didn't know. Wait where was this at
• 43:16
  in Dallas? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, motherfucker. How many shags?
• 43:22
  Yeah? Not many? That's good, that's good. I didn't see
• 43:27
  anyone I was down there. But they were shooting outside. Yeah, they
• 43:30
  were shooting outside the club. Like like we like we all wrapping up,
• 43:34
  like we all had of money. We all looked at each other like I'm
• 43:37
  tap time to go, So like we we all wrapping up loud, but
• 43:39
  then we tune around. Our boy Chris is still in there inside of the
• 43:43
  chair, like scooting over to like the motherfucking stage. You're like Chris the
• 43:46
  fucking let's go and inside we call our man Ben because he he was the
• 43:53
  driver. He was also like the older mary Way, like, I ain't
• 43:57
  going to club. I was just wait outside for you to come out.
• 43:59
  He was like, yeah, I had to leave and drop around the corner
• 44:01
  a few times cause they started shooting out. He was like, god,
• 44:04
  damn no. He was like, damn, my man out here dodging boats
• 44:07
  over here, throwing singles. I'm trying to think, ma, I think
• 44:10
  it was either Vegas or Atlanta. Atlanta was so Atlanta was the last love
• 44:20
  Platinum. Yeah, wait, oh no, you went to Atlanta with your
• 44:23
  other because we went to Magic City, went to Atlanta College. Magic City.
• 44:30
  Plane was like this hole and wall out there. You would have loved
• 44:32
  it. No, you would have loved it. They was in their asshole
• 44:35
  naked, ass naked with butt plugs and it was a great time up.
• 44:42
  Yeah, it was a great time. Know. They was just from the
• 44:45
  rip, like they just oh my god, right there. Wow. I
• 44:50
  just I really just don't get the appeal of the everyday goers or like the
• 44:53
  regulars man it's not. It's like people who go to the bar every day.
• 45:00
  Yeah, same thing, sure, yeah, the same shit every day,
• 45:01
  same ship. Yeah, you're right, you're right. People people comfortable
• 45:06
  like it's like bet and gambling. Did they just gambling on sex? I
• 45:09
  have going in the strip clubs with twenty bucks left with seventeen. You thought
• 45:15
  you but you go to Yeah, I knew that was going. I go.
• 45:19
  I knew that was going. I go to. Man, you go
• 45:21
  to Sausageville and get tapped out. I wasn't tapped out. I had a
• 45:25
  little bit left for the women's It was a little bit. It's all I
• 45:31
  got, Baby, I spent all the niggas he wasn't drained me. We
• 45:37
  wasn't planning on going to the women's one afterwards, so I didn't. I
• 45:39
  didn't keep pocket change spot man did whatever you get into bro, No diddy,
• 45:46
  niggas drained me over there, Baby, all I got left is man,
• 45:50
  the niggas tapped me out, came out with five. I got fifteen
• 45:54
  for you through a couple of ones. You wanted the reds go talk to
• 45:58
  Muga Deans over and Uncle men to the least and I go, oh my
• 46:09
  god, Okay, just talk to Chief Long Dong over Comnia. I don't
• 46:16
  think there was no no Indian acts Indian like Native American. Yeah, Americans,
• 46:24
  we don't have to get colorfully racist that at the Man Meat show.
• 46:30
  Give it up for perdep you're talking about the other hand, naive American.
• 46:45
  This is penus is just like a snake, Charman Wham again, come out,
• 46:55
  It's not a snake, it's just peanuts. Go to the stage,
• 47:10
  mam. I got some questions. Yeah, I got the blackening and the
• 47:13
  grass skirt and a fucking bone nose. Ring you a bone nose, That's
• 47:23
  that's something I got. The little lip gauge. Yeah, we we don't
• 47:29
  have to do the blip plate in the lip. Nah. No, thank
• 47:37
  you. Start throwing throwing just peenis hitting him in the face when he comes
• 47:47
  down. Okay, he starts throwing. Stop from the spears in the crowd.
• 47:52
  Boom. I said, no, this is not what this is not
• 47:55
  what I signed up for. Blowing sexy dark Okay, okay, I'm just
• 48:10
  gonna go question. I'm just gonna get this one out of the way now.
• 48:14
  It was an anime question and I wasn't gonna read it but something is
• 48:17
  said too egregious in here. It's that this question is for Doctor Waffle and
• 48:22
  Mike, the only true nerds in the pod. Sure. Sure, What
• 48:24
  are some of the worst animes you've seen? My list includes fully coolly,
• 48:29
  don't know what that is? Sword art, what you've seen that it's called
• 48:34
  f l C. Okay, sword art online, No Idea, Tokyo Revengers,
• 48:39
  okay. I watched a couple episodes and then they said Hunter ex Hunter,
• 48:45
  Yeah, you're an idiot. Yeah, we're not. I'm not even
• 48:47
  gonna give you. I'm not even gonna answer, you're an idiot. That's
• 48:51
  one of the best I've read of that. We'll mak them. That's one
• 48:53
  of the best ones out there. From the sound of it, it doesn't
• 48:57
  sound like they like things that are look too I guess maybe childish like to
• 49:01
  I don't know, but Hunter x Hunter is really good. But you say
• 49:06
  it's all childish cute. Yeah, they were like, it's just for kids,
• 49:09
  isn't it. Some real nigga ship man, some real nigga ship for
• 49:15
  telling what the streets be saying. I guess shout out to shout out to
• 49:20
  kill a with he took a man's heart out off one snap. It said
• 49:24
  you could have the back instantaneously, and he was still talking to him.
• 49:30
  Nobody's cold like that, cold blood, cold blooded. You know what.
• 49:35
  I realized it has nothing to do with animate huh. I think I discovered
• 49:38
  my my kink now. It's nothing too crazy. Just something on Instagram I
• 49:45
  saw and I was like. It was this girl. I think she's like
• 49:49
  Canadian, Middle Eastern or something, but she was eating a giant cheeseburger and
• 49:54
  I was like, that got a rise out of you. I was just
• 49:59
  like it started flowing south because I was just like, okay, girl,
• 50:02
  you're really putting it back in a large capacity. She could eat. She
• 50:07
  could put it. She's an eater. She was an eater. And then
• 50:10
  I saw one where she like squished like twelve donuts. There's like a lot
• 50:14
  of donuts down and just was like, and I was like impressive, Like
• 50:20
  you can handle a lot of things in your mouth like that. I mean
• 50:23
  it helps that she's objectively attractive, so she's just over the eat like she
• 50:30
  could do both. He wouldn't like that the same. It was like,
• 50:31
  honey Boo Boo's mom, No, not at all. You look like you
• 50:37
  could do this. This is why that's a sin. That's not surprising.
• 50:43
  Let big bitch. Okay, okay, then holding the beard, big months
• 50:52
  got his back? Why back measure on the back sounds about right? Sounds
• 51:05
  about what? Fifty four inches seventy five? What the fuck? Oh what?
• 51:14
  This is probably Cory. Who's your most dastardly hear me out? Mine
• 51:21
  is Candice Owens. I know, I know, but I want to hate
• 51:24
  funk the living shit out of that bitch. I want to come down on
• 51:29
  the black community, question Mark, how about this? Oh god, oh
• 51:32
  god, yeah say it. Okay, you will see change black comor for
• 51:42
  men down on you? How about the black I'm sorry, uh, I
• 51:51
  want to come down on the black community. How about this black comes community
• 51:55
  down on you? Thank you? It comes to good down when you're fucking
• 52:07
  freaking over my head? Yeah on hers? First of all, exactly it
• 52:14
  reference to Kandas Owens. I don't like this press man that she's on right
• 52:16
  now. I hate all of it. Real nasty, that bitch, bro
• 52:20
  she forever you were on that side, stay on that side. Leave niggas.
• 52:23
  What do you mean, Press, She's just Joe going off Joe button
• 52:29
  she's like rebranding right now, like trying to try, like trying to get
• 52:34
  niggas back on her side. Oh that's bold, very exactly. That's why
• 52:38
  I'm like niggas not remember that ship that this woman was saying. Yeah,
• 52:43
  I'm straight off her. She will never work. I'm good forever. No,
• 52:46
  no, sir, but my hear me out the most dastardly dastard.
• 52:52
  Know if I got any dastardly, hear me out sastardly like not like Sarah
• 52:54
  J. Nope, I don't know about you know who's when I got there?
• 53:00
  The principal from Avid Elementary. That's not. That's not going to say
• 53:06
  the teacher, the white lady, that's not. It's not neither. Who's
• 53:12
  man, what a dastard lead is like we go, that's diabolical, dastard.
• 53:21
  That's one that's like I'm trying to think of a woman I even looked
• 53:23
  at like that master. Nah. Yeah, I don't have one that's I
• 53:37
  do it now. I don't know. Probably probably the lady that plays sugar
• 53:43
  from Next Friday. Yeah, you've said that many times. That's not a
• 53:46
  lot of people have had questions. That's not that I wanted to say it
• 53:51
  again, Just make it reiterated, you know what I'm saying in case she's
• 53:57
  listening, Just in case she's what she definitely is like her and the mom
• 54:00
  from sister sisters, like in the same category Jackie Jackie, Yeah absolutely,
• 54:06
  jack wouldn't even jack Harrison doesn't even get a second thought for me. You
• 54:08
  know what she's doing right now. I don't know. I don't, honest,
• 54:16
  what can a god. I'm trying to think of somebody who's I'm trying
• 54:20
  to think of maybe somebody that's just a bad person who what I hate that
• 54:24
  I was like I was just a bad person. I'm an objectively bad person.
• 54:32
  Mm hmm. I don't know. I don't. I don't. If
• 54:37
  they're attractive enough, it wasn't Naven Tommy Lorene. She's not attractive enough,
• 54:45
  So she's not attractive enough. No, m I might do it. I
• 54:50
  mean what I but it's not like hear me out. It's just like she's
• 54:54
  there, I'm here. She's just extremely racist. I like that, but
• 55:06
  it's not something I'm looking for. Something about that. It's not gonna make
• 55:09
  my we weie rise up. It probably wouldn't right now, but if it
• 55:15
  does then we got other problems. I need to look at Yeah, I
• 55:17
  need to look at the mirror. Oh my god, you think of a
• 55:20
  monkey. That's crazy. You. I hate that word so much. What
• 55:30
  I just hate like hearing the word cack well, why do you say it
• 55:35
  like cack Well, like it's from Boston, that's what you don't mind?
• 55:39
  The word moist? Correct moist? Co is moist? Okay, I think
• 55:50
  we we talked about movie twist, but this I'll read the whole thing because
• 55:53
  I'm confused. What's your favorite movie or show twist? Mine is fairly odd,
• 55:58
  parents figuring out them motherfuckers? Or over fifty years old? Yeah?
• 56:01
  Who's over fifty years old? Oh? You didn't see that? Oh yeah,
• 56:05
  so that clip that just came out, I mean that's it was obviously
• 56:07
  from one of the episodes. But Timmy made a wish that like they would
• 56:09
  stay his uh stay kids forever. Yeah. Well he was like he was
• 56:14
  ten years old. They're like, what did you make that wish? She
• 56:15
  was like fifty years ago? Yeah, so that was funny. Okay.
• 56:23
  The most notable for me, there's this movie called Fracture. I think we
• 56:27
  did talk about this, Yeah we did. Yeah, that movie Fracture,
• 56:30
  it's on Netflix. I think the guy goes to the hot or the guy
• 56:34
  was like in an accident with his family and he's trying to find his daughter.
• 56:38
  It like turns out that he doesn't have a family. Like, it's
• 56:42
  just crazy. It was really loid. I gotta watch it. That's crazy.
• 56:45
  It was. It was some sick shit. But again it's a movie
• 56:47
  that's like an hour and forty minutes. You're like, what the fuck?
• 56:51
  Last ten minutes is like he's in a looney ben shit. That's all I
• 56:58
  got. Where you do Bodies? Body Mind TV show where that was on
• 57:02
  the island. But the at the end of Lost, Lost, you realized
• 57:06
  that did what foolishness? That was the move or the show? Right,
• 57:10
  that was this show? Damn they had me hooked as a young ten year
• 57:14
  old. He was upset. I was let down. So it happens like
• 57:21
  because the whole time it was like a plane crash, right, plane crash
• 57:23
  on the island. These people on the island for years, going through trials
• 57:27
  and tribulations just to find out the end that they all died in the plane
• 57:30
  crash. Yeah, or like they died in the or that they were in
• 57:34
  purgatory or its like that's all this rigamal role. Like, bro, just
• 57:37
  why can't you just stick with plane crash real stuff. There's like, oh,
• 57:42
  blah blah blah, numbers blah, Like okay, numbers, cool with
• 57:45
  that, Like all the numbers are sabotage and whatever. But then they just
• 57:50
  start they just go off the rails. Like obviously, if this was your
• 57:53
  idea when you started the show, you're there's something wrong with you because it's
• 58:00
  just you strung us along for way too long. Then they had to get
• 58:04
  back to the island, like, oh, we gotta go back to the
• 58:06
  island. Fuck now, I'm not going back to a deserted island. I
• 58:09
  go back to replied twist. The Powerpuff Girls are actually the villains, not
• 58:15
  Mojo. They do beat his ass regularly. Mojo Jojo and Professor Etonium were
• 58:22
  friends until the Powerpuff Girls came. Then Professor Eutonam kicked him to the side,
• 58:25
  and that's when he became a villain. So I gotta get my friend
• 58:29
  back. I gotta fight for my boy. These hell, I got my
• 58:36
  brain medicine, just getting box, just trying to talk to my boy.
• 58:42
  He's been just got hands they don't even got fingers though, well, no,
• 58:47
  just got hands. Oh man, okay, remember the one episode Bubbles
• 58:52
  went rogue. Yes, she was up to no good for real, for
• 58:57
  real mm hmm foolishness. They said, Team Edward or team Jacob? What
• 59:02
  is going on here? I have the type of silly ass question that team
• 59:07
  member who said that me Team Edward. So you're like an old ass man
• 59:14
  praying on a seventeen year old. He's like two hundred years old. He
• 59:19
  thinks it's cool to hang around high schools. Yeah, yeah, j caught
• 59:25
  on. Now Jacob was dirty macking. That's true. That's true. That's
• 59:30
  true. Why do you like him? What's he dirty? MC? Or
• 59:34
  trying to save her? Fuck that nigga? How about that sounds she was
• 59:37
  being prayed on? Very anti Native American. To tell my people. I
• 59:44
  could tell my people if I had Yeah, vampires is just cooler than were
• 59:50
  wolf. That's true, that's true. And they could go those ones could
• 59:52
  go out in the sun. Yeah, they was chilling. They was living
• 59:55
  regular lives out there sparkling. I was like, all right, man,
• 1:00:00
  they was a little strange by fucking holes. That was a thousand years younger
• 1:00:02
  than them. But mm hmm and they were bad too. There's some badass
• 1:00:07
  man. Yeah. One wasn't able to rad hair. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:12
  yeah, she was nice. Never mind, I don't know if we got
• 1:00:20
  any updates for this. What is a high or big back meal that you
• 1:00:22
  made? Everyone else should try or start trying a high or big back meal.
• 1:00:29
  I'm not that experimental. I don't really make things. What did I
• 1:00:32
  do? Yeah, I'm trying to I did something I gotta remember, probably
• 1:00:38
  the Chick fil a pizza, right, that was big back. That's nothing.
• 1:00:42
  Yeah, and that's actually coming to fruition. They're actually making it.
• 1:00:45
  Yeah at the you know there are little special stores down in like Atlanta.
• 1:00:50
  Okay, yeah, they're starting it down there. We should do that again.
• 1:00:53
  She was good. Yeah, we can do it again. Finally,
• 1:00:57
  have you guys over my house? Oh? I was gonna say we do
• 1:01:00
  here, not gonna be home. So yeah, I don't have a big,
• 1:01:05
  bad good nigga minimum gets lifted. Come on, come on. One
• 1:01:14
  time I got high, though, and I ate a whole stuffed crest pizza
• 1:01:16
  and stuff girled knots and cheesybread by myself. You shit, no was your
• 1:01:22
  stomach curran I was fine. Wow, what the fuck? I was fine?
• 1:01:24
  That's a lot. It was a lot, and I scarfed it.
• 1:01:30
  I was bad. Mhm, it was good though. Oh what did I
• 1:01:35
  do? Oh? I had some It was like I combined two different meals
• 1:01:40
  that I had. I wasn't high. I was just eating food. I
• 1:01:45
  had some leftover potato and yoki, and then I had some buttered chicken sauce
• 1:01:52
  from some leftover buttered chicken, like the Indian dish butter. Yeah, and
• 1:01:57
  I combined those two so it's like potato yoki with buttered chicken sauce, and
• 1:02:00
  I had like some roasted Brussels sprouts on the side. He was just doing
• 1:02:07
  anything. I'm sorry that meal sounds I can tell you it was top tiers,
• 1:02:14
  Like I might have to start doing this for real. It sounds like
• 1:02:16
  a lot. Bro, No, it was just leftovers. That don't like
• 1:02:20
  a lot. That just doesn't sound like a meal. That can one.
• 1:02:22
  You don't like Indian food. I do like Indian food. I actually need
• 1:02:27
  Artie's mom to make me more buttered chicken. You lost me with the Brussels
• 1:02:31
  sprouts, fair enough, I like, I don't like Do you like brusts
• 1:02:35
  sprouts? I have something tonight too. Now you gotta make them right.
• 1:02:38
  You gotta make them right and crispy no one big back thing. Sometimes if
• 1:02:44
  I go to Chickplay, I'll get a twelve count fries and a sandwich.
• 1:02:46
  I feel like that big bag. Oh I get to eight count the fries
• 1:02:50
  and sandwich and milkshake. So yeah, I just start that's a big back
• 1:02:55
  ship. I just start wanting that's a big now you were shipping. I
• 1:03:00
  just throw from that. I am not lactose and tellerant imps. Nothing but
• 1:03:09
  the nuggets, sandwich, fries and milkshake fries. On the way home,
• 1:03:15
  you have to car, you have to and then everything else is just First,
• 1:03:17
  you got to eat the sandwich because you know you don't want the bread
• 1:03:21
  to get too soggy. I the sandwich last. I gotta get that straight,
• 1:03:24
  get that straight, and then finish off the nuggets. And yeah,
• 1:03:37
  I don't be experiment like that. Next question said, you'll see all these
• 1:03:44
  NFL players signing contracts with the Ops. This is about to be a great
• 1:03:46
  season next year, and I'm here for it. I mean, maybe you're
• 1:03:50
  talking about the Eagles and Giants, but I don't know. I don't know,
• 1:03:53
  not the Eagles and Giants. Just the Eagles. It will be fine.
• 1:03:55
  Stink the Eagles taking from the Giants. That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:04:00
  Giant's gonna suck. We should be the best team in the division because nobody
• 1:04:04
  else has gotten better other than us, correct so, or not even gotten
• 1:04:08
  better. No one else has done anything up. Young went to the Saints.
• 1:04:12
  Yes, City he did. Yeah. I was like, wow,
• 1:04:15
  yeah, Chase Young to the Saints. He's not good anymore? Or maybe
• 1:04:18
  just want to ask team, do you know where he was at? He
• 1:04:21
  was a forty nine er. You forgot that they traded him. I didn't
• 1:04:28
  know they traded he was a forty nine er. He he was there sucking
• 1:04:30
  up. I'm like, nigga, he was on the Commander and he got
• 1:04:33
  bench there for a second. The Commander super ass though at least not their
• 1:04:36
  defense. And who they just get no idea. I only pay attention to
• 1:04:44
  football when it's like fall they got somebody. I was like, August September
• 1:04:48
  turned, I'm tuned in. Yeah, I got it. Xavier McKinney too
• 1:04:53
  right. No, we didn't do it. No, God, damn,
• 1:04:57
  god, damn have had Sherry read that shit. You can do that.
• 1:05:05
  Probably that would sound too crazy, but I will read this. Someone really
• 1:05:12
  wanted us to. Uh. I guess they needed some advice. I got
• 1:05:16
  Bobby Wagner, That's who it was. The commander got Bobby Wagner, who
• 1:05:20
  was leading the old tackling Bobby, that's what I said. But he led
• 1:05:24
  to Lucan tackles like by a large margin. That niggas still crazy and I
• 1:05:28
  wish he was on my team. Yeah, all right, well we have
• 1:05:30
  a long Am I the asshole? Or like asking for advice? So let's
• 1:05:35
  get this thing started. Am I the asshole for leaving my friend on a
• 1:05:41
  date after her birthday? I, twenty four year old Negrodian black mail,
• 1:05:45
  went back to my old neighborhood for a few days to visit family, see
• 1:05:49
  old friends, and to get my rocks off. Okay, nice. One
• 1:05:53
  of the women I was planning on scene was celebrating her twenty second birthday that
• 1:05:57
  same week, and I promised her that I keyword I will be taking her
• 1:06:00
  out on a date. But she decided to jump the gun and pick me
• 1:06:04
  up in her rental car after I told her that I was exhausted from being
• 1:06:08
  out in the heat all morning. That sounds like a little bitch mead.
• 1:06:12
  She pulls up on me under the influence of weed. Yeah, I guess
• 1:06:16
  it's time to celebrate. Man. You know, heat exhausted, you're twenty
• 1:06:19
  four years old, you're young and sprunk, young and spry. Yeah,
• 1:06:25
  but I'll say. She pulls up on me under the influence of weed and
• 1:06:27
  alcohol, driving like a nigga out of the pork and beans projects. What
• 1:06:30
  the hell the fuck is the porking bean? Maybe something they do over there,
• 1:06:34
  music blasting, smoke coming out of the car eyes rather than a block
• 1:06:38
  in south central LA. She starts driving and swerving her car around. She
• 1:06:45
  starts driving and swerving her car around like an absolute hard r and swerving in
• 1:06:51
  between cars, blasting eight different boss Man d little songs in rotation and bushes
• 1:06:57
  in my ear. We going to this arcade room. What the hell does
• 1:07:01
  that move? Is that a line in the song? We go into this
• 1:07:03
  arcade, I don't think what the hell she's talking about. So she takes
• 1:07:06
  oh, well, yeah, she takes me there, and I ended up
• 1:07:10
  paying for our food thirty seven dollars and to ride go karts thirty three dollars.
• 1:07:14
  And the bitch wanted something sweet, so I got her ice. Yeah,
• 1:07:16
  he's acting like MasterCard. Six dollars. I spent all this money.
• 1:07:21
  We hung out and we ate. I'm thinking the night is over, but
• 1:07:25
  no, she says she's hungry again. Mind you, she just ate six
• 1:07:29
  pieces of wings. She's very high. Six wings isn't that much. Sheese
• 1:07:33
  fries and an Arnold palmer less than forty five minutes. So she said,
• 1:07:39
  I really wanted some habachi. Let's go to this sbachi place. I told
• 1:07:43
  her you can go. I'm good. We just ate like thirty minutes ago.
• 1:07:45
  Hum full. She then makes up makes us reservations on her phone wow,
• 1:07:50
  and proceeds to roll up a joint while driving. Oh like an absolute
• 1:07:55
  hard art. Who the fuck was on a date with method man? Smokes
• 1:08:00
  it smokes all her reggie all in my face. She kissed me all the
• 1:08:04
  way off. You want some of this mentiong thisbi but hitting you paying too?
• 1:08:13
  Man? Speaking of I really want to get high when I'm not fucking
• 1:08:15
  you. She still gotta go to that k pot true yea. She claimed
• 1:08:23
  that this expensive hibachi place has free stir fry for people on their birthdays,
• 1:08:27
  so she was excited to go. So now we're at this Abachi place.
• 1:08:30
  She said she was going to order takeout, but instead they had a share
• 1:08:33
  in her table with a family. I am livid because I just told her
• 1:08:43
  I'm not hungry. But here we are at this expensive Hibachi restaurant. The
• 1:08:46
  server comes in and asks us what we want to eat and drink? I
• 1:08:49
  say nothing. She tells the server about the free birthday meal, and the
• 1:08:53
  server tells her multiple times, ma'am, there's nothing free over here, and
• 1:08:59
  so she gives in places or order. I rubb her thigh and tell her
• 1:09:01
  I'm stepping outside. While I was out there, I made the impulse decision
• 1:09:05
  of ordering an uber and leaving her at the Habashi place with some random family.
• 1:09:11
  She texted me and told me she was getting ready to leave informed her,
• 1:09:14
  and I informed her that I already left. I hope she enjoys the
• 1:09:16
  rest of her night. Then she responded, you know you can never talk
• 1:09:19
  to me again, right? So my question is am I wrong for leaving
• 1:09:24
  that big back bitch at that Hibashi spot for trying to run up a tab
• 1:09:29
  on me? Yes? Yes, you are dead ass wrong. Bro.
• 1:09:31
  You did not have to leave that girl. I understand she might have been
• 1:09:34
  willing a little bit. He could have left. Just tell you're leaving,
• 1:09:40
  I'm not eating, don't sneak out. Yeah. Yeah, she probably would
• 1:09:44
  have left too if he was like, Yo, I'm not hungry. I
• 1:09:46
  ate already. I'm not trying to pay you. No, he said that.
• 1:09:48
  He should have said it. He said that, but say it again.
• 1:09:51
  Say while you're in the restaurant, like, Yo, I can't stay,
• 1:09:54
  you know, I don't want to. I'm not I'm not staying for
• 1:09:57
  this man. Once they would have sash at the table with that family,
• 1:09:59
  I would like, all right, listen, you can stay. I'm going.
• 1:10:02
  That's pretty funny. And he only wanted to take out. He was
• 1:10:06
  there, he was he was down for the takeout. But as soon as
• 1:10:10
  they sat on that fan, they had somebody like the episode of My Wife
• 1:10:15
  and Kids with the sak just squirting it over your mouth, flipping the shrimp
• 1:10:33
  exactly. He's gonna give it to put it in his pocket, and then
• 1:10:35
  he gives it to him, like like, what you're doing, man,
• 1:10:40
  give me the tramp, Just give me the trap. Yeah, you the
• 1:10:45
  asshole brother that I get it. I get it, definitely, definitely still
• 1:10:49
  an asshole. Yeah, that's pretty funny. So someone actually sent us a
• 1:10:55
  game, a game for me to ask you guys. It's like a rap
• 1:11:00
  lyrics game, but I'll just read it. Can y'all join me in a
• 1:11:03
  game of who the fuck said that? Know? Who the fuck said that?
• 1:11:06
  Ship? Where I read a quote or lyrics or some casual ship someone
• 1:11:12
  of notoriety said, and pod members have to guess who the fuck said that?
• 1:11:16
  First question, I get stupid on a nigga like I'm autistic. The
• 1:11:21
  options are Freddy Gibbs, DJ Academics, o dB or Kodak Black. I
• 1:11:28
  get stupid on a nigga like I'm autistic. That's sound like something Kodak will
• 1:11:31
  say. I'm going Freddy Mike, I feel like, what are the options
• 1:11:41
  again, Freddy Gibbs, DJ Academics, o dB, Kodak Black. They
• 1:11:45
  weren't talking about autism on ODB was Yeah, point I would say, Kodak
• 1:11:51
  Dan the answers Kodak Black. Yeah, that definitely sounding something Kodak will say.
• 1:11:59
  Exactly. You hear it. I heard that. Oh this one's this
• 1:12:03
  one's too easy, but I'll say it anyway, you guys, shouldn't even
• 1:12:08
  need me to say the options, but it says, Uh, basically,
• 1:12:11
  I'm still a monster. To the fat ladies sing I come killing opera,
• 1:12:14
  y'all too plane, I'm a helicopter. I keep my words, keep going
• 1:12:19
  like a teleprompter. You guys don't know that it's slow. Wayne. My
• 1:12:30
  words keep going like a tele account. There's Wayne. I'm about say the
• 1:12:31
  cad sounds familiar. It sounded like to change. Nah, it's it's Wayne.
• 1:12:38
  What the fuck was he talking about? I see why he don't remember
• 1:12:42
  his lyrics because saying with stupid ship it's the band from TV. It's that
• 1:12:54
  one all the time. So basically, I'm still a monster. Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  yeah, I did not realize exactly. Okay, next one and last one.
• 1:13:09
  Oh, that one's too easy to bitches with no permission, intend to
• 1:13:13
  hate ship blank a pregnant bitch and tell my friends that I had a threesome.
• 1:13:20
  That's my Wayne. That sounds like a Keenan boy. Who's my boy?
• 1:13:28
  No, but you know from the options future Kodak Black, Tyler the
• 1:13:30
  Creator or vic Menza, I'm gonna say, had to be Tyler Tyler Early
• 1:13:39
  Tyler the Creator Yonkers sold back when he was early, Tyler was the devil
• 1:13:45
  nigga shut up threatening pregnant woman. I guess you saying anything? Mm hmmm
• 1:13:49
  airport out an album called epar, Yeah, that's he did. I forgot
• 1:13:57
  about that. What were we? What were we doing exactly? Why?
• 1:14:03
  Because that's just they were Remember the niggas eating act like he was eating roach
• 1:14:10
  and they hung himself and in the video, I'm like, what is happening?
• 1:14:12
  I literally remember where I was the first time I watched thee and when
• 1:14:15
  I said I ain't like them niggas when they was younger, I was still
• 1:14:18
  called me crazy. They made good music though, but come on, that's
• 1:14:25
  crazy. It was still fire to me. Yeah, I'm sorry. Mm
• 1:14:33
  hmm. I do remember that video though, I'm like, why huh creety
• 1:14:42
  okay, I guess hm hmm. I said love the pod. You guys
• 1:14:45
  literally literally make my week when an episode comes out. That should be every
• 1:14:49
  week, thanks twice a week. Which movie is better at l or drum
• 1:14:57
  line? Drum drumline? Yeah, I don't even drum line. I don't
• 1:15:00
  think it's a line. It was a better movie. Yeah, drumb line
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  is a bunch much better. Yeah, and everybody collectively hated a nigga that
• 1:15:09
  did nothing wrong. We just didn't like him. Bald ass nigga. N
• 1:15:13
  the oh you talking about change the drummer, that nigga. We hated that
• 1:15:18
  nigga even though he was just doing what he was supposed to do. He
• 1:15:21
  was too good at it. He was a good actor. He didn't even
• 1:15:24
  say ship, didn't say a word. He didn't have a word everything did.
• 1:15:29
  I believe everything he said with his face about the embodiment, everything he
• 1:15:32
  stood for, the slow motion with the drums, with the chinch strap in
• 1:15:42
  his mouth. That's it, Mike, that's the move right there. He
• 1:15:50
  was coming though, good John some line, Joe, thank you, Mike.
• 1:16:01
  That nice drummer edition. I think it's the same person I put love
• 1:16:11
  the pod, but it said, you guys get so passionate in your heated
• 1:16:14
  quarrels and squabbles. That being said, who from the pod would you pick
• 1:16:17
  to be your lawyer based on ability to make valid arguments and ability to sway
• 1:16:21
  the crowd? Not even thinking about it, I don't even think about it.
• 1:16:29
  I'd say you would ride for me? Even if I did it and
• 1:16:31
  I told him something, he would still be He's gonna find a loophole somewhere
• 1:16:35
  still be making things up like that, just saying it has nothing to do
• 1:16:41
  with this case. I don't know this man. Where you're even going.
• 1:16:44
  He will die for you in a court room. But the moment gally of
• 1:16:46
  that courtl room, he's berating your next day. Don't again. He's like,
• 1:16:53
  why would you leave the why would you leave that in your car?
• 1:16:56
  Are you fucking stupid? Are you a dumb ass? John? If the
• 1:17:00
  glove does not fit, he must have quit? What you kill that you
• 1:17:05
  double? After this, he says, Michael on the brick of cocaine.
• 1:17:10
  But that's the brand of it. That's not his name. He didn't write
• 1:17:14
  his name on. That's the brand, and somebody planted it on him.
• 1:17:17
  I don't know why it's called Michael. I don't get it. You gotta
• 1:17:21
  white sit on your nose, one of the more common names in America.
• 1:17:25
  But it could be many Michael. Anybody's you know how many Michaels there are
• 1:17:30
  in Delaware. It could have been any one of them. Arrest my case.
• 1:17:36
  Honest, that's just powdered donut on my client shirt. One has nothing.
• 1:17:43
  He's a baker. He's a baker. He's a baker. He's a
• 1:17:46
  very problem just made some cupcakes. He makes home goods and baked goods for
• 1:17:53
  the in the community. I don't understand what's all this hubbub about drug trafficking
• 1:18:02
  and prostitution. Those things have nothing to do with my God and are both
• 1:18:10
  subjective. The only trying to get people is a superactivity of drug trafficking.
• 1:18:16
  Prostitution will be to work that out constitution. What means, sir, Actually,
• 1:18:24
  your honor, when he was having sex with her, his camera phone
• 1:18:28
  was on, so they were actually shooting a pornography, which doesn't make it
• 1:18:32
  prostitution in this state, in this state, in that great state of Delaware,
• 1:18:36
  in this great state of Delaware, as long as there's recording device within
• 1:18:42
  ten feet of the active coitus, it is considered a pornographic film and therefore
• 1:18:48
  not prostitution. Thank you, Judge. I rest my case, your honor,
• 1:18:57
  So yeah, Q for sure, mm hmm. I said, have
• 1:19:09
  y' all seen that figure oh one robot from BMW, No idea what you're
• 1:19:13
  talking about? Getting closer to I robot? Where the f is Sonny that
• 1:19:18
  it's it's an AI robot that BMW is making. That Uh I always AI
• 1:19:26
  robot like a dog, right, No, it's an actual No, it's
• 1:19:30
  it's actual robot that that things for itself. So like they were like having
• 1:19:34
  to do like different stuff like hey, move this cup to the clean dishes
• 1:19:42
  and like you process and go okay and take it, move it. It
• 1:19:47
  was like, okay, now what do you think the next step should be?
• 1:19:49
  And it's like I should probably put the plate over there too, and
• 1:19:53
  then pick up the plate up, put the plate over. Why is BMW
• 1:19:58
  doing this? It's just it's gonna keep just getting getting smarter and smarter and
• 1:20:01
  smarter. Yes, kill it, yes, And they're saying that it's like
• 1:20:06
  light years ahead of the one that Tesla was making. But the fact is,
• 1:20:11
  like people always reiterate, did we not learn from our robot? Yeah,
• 1:20:15
  like I know, I understand it's a movie, but the thing is
• 1:20:16
  just gonna keep getting smarter. You have to terminator or a determinator. That
• 1:20:20
  was like, it's gonna be way too smart. It's like, why are
• 1:20:24
  we so bent throwing building robots? The Germans just don't know when to stop.
• 1:20:29
  Why do we have to try? And the Germans just don't know when
• 1:20:41
  to stop. Next question, hm hmm. Do you think confidence is something
• 1:20:54
  you're born with or something you can gain? Hm hmm. You can get
• 1:20:59
  gain it. There's innate confidence that some people have. Some people are born
• 1:21:03
  with that, but you can definitely gain confidence people that have glow up skin
• 1:21:09
  confidence. Yeah yeah, I mean that's pretty cut and dry facts. But
• 1:21:17
  you could be born a bitch. This wasn't a question. This is some
• 1:21:20
  tech and talk said King mains are my thirteenth reason hate y'all man l O
• 1:21:26
  L Mike mm hmm, talking about the tech. Yeah, I know,
• 1:21:32
  don't worry. Cue my favorite Mexican mm hmm yep. Two twelve. I
• 1:21:43
  guess this person super out of the loop said, what the fuck happened to
• 1:21:45
  Chris Bosh that bubble head? Looking at it just disappeared one day? Oh
• 1:21:48
  he had blood clots and blood clots. I mean he's he's okay, but
• 1:21:54
  he just stays he's just mind his business. A lot of the contrary to
• 1:21:59
  popular belief, a lot niggas when they retired, they just would like to
• 1:22:01
  stay home or like to just not be in the spotlight, enjoy their millions
• 1:22:05
  of dollars and just be normal, Let's go about their day to day business.
• 1:22:12
  Makes sense, everybody trying to stay on. I'm like, mm hmm,
• 1:22:20
  guess what I might say this one next time? Uh, it's a
• 1:22:25
  question for Elsie. Yeah, I guess it makes sense in lieu of more
• 1:22:30
  recent events. Question for Elsie, who is the canceled artist you miss playing
• 1:22:35
  the most? I mean R Kelly is really the only one that's like severely
• 1:22:42
  canceled. But like, did you really play R Kelly like that? I
• 1:22:45
  never really got a chance to because when I actually started djaying like but yeah,
• 1:22:49
  back in the day, like when I was doing like barbecues and stuff
• 1:22:53
  before all that came out. Yeah, I used to play R Kelly.
• 1:22:57
  Yea death day, I would say R Kelly, like who else is can?
• 1:23:00
  He got a lot of songs I would like to play mm hmm,
• 1:23:04
  nobody. I don't think nobody's canceled. Nobody that's on that level. I
• 1:23:10
  mean the baby was canceled for like five minutes to that didn't last long at
• 1:23:13
  all, two seconds, but then he canceled himself. He had a nice
• 1:23:19
  comeback, yeah, real quiet. But for the baby, I forgot about
• 1:23:26
  the baby. He just didn't shake something you got Yeah, Jersey Club can
• 1:23:30
  only get you away with a couple of one song, maybe two. Man
• 1:23:33
  shouldn't say or shake something. Yeah, he'll do another remix of something.
• 1:23:41
  Yeah. But other than that, there's not too many. I can't even
• 1:23:43
  think of anything that's really crazy that I would even play. So yeah,
• 1:23:46
  definitely Robert. Next he dies, though, I know you guys will be
• 1:23:51
  up. I'll be like, enjoy yourself. So this person said my Spotify
• 1:23:59
  had NTS's my number one podcast with an embarrassing number of listening hours. My
• 1:24:03
  husband joked about it glazing in parentheses, and I brought up him watching AMP.
• 1:24:09
  I don't know if that's right Duke Dennis and them, and he claimed
• 1:24:12
  it was different. Do you any of you watch their streams? And would
• 1:24:16
  you compare your fan base to theirs? I watched their clips. They are
• 1:24:21
  they are funny, but honestly, Duke and Kai are the only ones that
• 1:24:26
  I know, like, yeah, I don't know. I know there's a
• 1:24:29
  lot of them, but I literally cannot name. You got Duke, you
• 1:24:31
  got Ky, you got Phantom, you got Agent. I think the one
• 1:24:35
  boy Chris, I think, uh, it's it's literly the same thing.
• 1:24:41
  I don't know any OF's the same thing. I don't even know. They
• 1:24:43
  look like she watching us the same thing as him watching them. But they
• 1:24:46
  do it, don't They do it like every day? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:24:48
  they stream a lot. But also they're usually like their fan base is a
• 1:24:53
  lot younger to if anything, you might be in a better room because their
• 1:24:57
  fan base is a lot younger than our base for sure, But our fan
• 1:25:00
  base is still young. I know there's still like their out there. Yeah,
• 1:25:03
  it's still like I know some high schoolers like said eighteen, Yeah that's
• 1:25:10
  high school. Yeah, but for like Kaysa and them, their fan base
• 1:25:13
  literally ranges from any kid that's old enough to have a computer all the way
• 1:25:15
  to so they definitely have a wider variety. I think. Are they cool
• 1:25:23
  though? I with them? Man, we can be featured on them or
• 1:25:29
  they come featured on us. Now that the ships that would be dope shout
• 1:25:33
  out to Kai. Yeah. The only one I don't really like is Aid
• 1:25:36
  and Ross. I don't understand that kid, bro, I don't. Yeah,
• 1:25:40
  Aiden and uh interesting and Speed weird. Oh yeah, those two are
• 1:25:45
  weird. I showed speed those times. Those two do too much. Speed
• 1:25:50
  is like he's even he's just don't even describing bro, like the like it's
• 1:25:58
  the path that he's on, like the fan base that he has now,
• 1:26:01
  it's so strange. That's the only thing I can because he's strange. But
• 1:26:06
  he's like super into like the soccer world. He's super into. Uh he
• 1:26:11
  is Brazilian culture at this point, Like it's it's weird, bro, Like
• 1:26:15
  he's teaching himself how to teach I mean, how to speak like Portuguese.
• 1:26:18
  He has a Portuguese song really yes, yeah, it's like last summer.
• 1:26:23
  I think. All I know he's saying the hard R in that song is
• 1:26:26
  that it Yeah there's another Okay that might be different. But yeah, he's
• 1:26:30
  strange bro, but like he he doesn't ship like somehow it works. He's
• 1:26:35
  super notable in that those cultures. He's been banned a few times, like
• 1:26:41
  he plays in those he plays in like celebrity soccer games and ship over in
• 1:26:45
  England in England like how why what? Like with k I and know those
• 1:26:51
  Yeah, like he's in a he's in a very strange realm. Yeah,
• 1:26:58
  just from being crazy before crazy. Yeah, last one, last one hopefully
• 1:27:04
  it's from CM so we'll see get some good ones. Would you rather every
• 1:27:10
  time you sneeze you lose one thousand dollars from your bank account can't afford then,
• 1:27:14
  yep, exactly, or lose five minutes of your life? Well,
• 1:27:17
  you can't hold in your sneeze and you work, Oh okay, let's just
• 1:27:21
  keep it at that, they said, And you work at a pepper factory.
• 1:27:24
  Come on now, I just want to get us out of here.
• 1:27:32
  Either we're going to be broke or dead. Yeah, thank you, So
• 1:27:35
  one thousand dollars will lose five minutes. I don't sneeze that much. I'll
• 1:27:42
  take the five minutes. Five minutes is not that long, but it adds
• 1:27:46
  up. I don't sneeze, It definitely does, especially like when you have
• 1:27:50
  that that series where you sneeze like three or four times. In always sneeze
• 1:27:55
  three to four times. That doesn't happen. It was a guy I worked,
• 1:27:58
  but he sneezed at least six to eight. I would just sit there
• 1:28:00
  and count. I'm just sitting my desk, a fucking cats. I sneeze
• 1:28:10
  like three to four. He'd be in hell either way. Either way,
• 1:28:15
  he'd being his life was suck. His life would suck either way. He's
• 1:28:17
  either dying really soon or just forever in debt. But I'd be forever in
• 1:28:24
  debt if I lost thousand dollars every time I sneeze. Yeah, let's make
• 1:28:27
  it. Actually, I don't see that much. Yeah, but you're working
• 1:28:29
  a pepper factory. That's ridiculous. Yeah, maybe five ye five minutes,
• 1:28:34
  five minutes, like like, how many more time I have allergies? I
• 1:28:38
  got allergies too. I just want to just be like, no, no,
• 1:28:45
  you gotta sneeze twelve times, losing that hour exactly. Yeah, fiveus.
• 1:28:51
  It's just not that much unless you got it's like the that just Tipke
• 1:29:00
  movie. You actually see your oh, every time you sneak. I don't
• 1:29:04
  know how much time I'm gonna die. Do you know the average person sneezes
• 1:29:09
  up to four hundred and fifty times a year. I don't that's that's more
• 1:29:14
  than once a day. That means I probably managed a rack of for sixteen
• 1:29:17
  thousand sneezes. No for in my lifetime. Nah, I don't believe that.
• 1:29:23
  Nah. But depends on like when you're sick, if you're sick for
• 1:29:27
  a week, I don't get I can see it because I can see that
• 1:29:31
  and then like when you see it any food, you know, if you
• 1:29:33
  ain't see it, why he ever counts their sneezes. I'll just put on
• 1:29:38
  those plugs. Put on those plugs, be cooking with peppler, wear a
• 1:29:41
  mask every time you cook has man suits suit. I'm not sneezing. It
• 1:29:46
  ain't gonna catch me out here slipping and getting my money, all my life
• 1:29:49
  out of here already. Yeah, fu a here even minutes, I guess
• 1:29:56
  yeah, five minutes, minutes, five minutes, five minutes. All right.
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