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Episode 252: Frozen 2: Electric Boogaloo · Not That Serious

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  Spando battle. You don't want to hit him too head, too hard in
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  the head earlier Keenan, exactly. You know what I'm saying. Too bad.
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  We can tune into The Patriots MS best podcast ever I do. I'm
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  reversing it. I'm put it in the front of Times never m Yeah,
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  Hoy, hoy, hoy, hoy, hoy hoy, every body, hoy
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  hoy hoy. It's your boy. Hoy hoy hoy. Big Michael here and
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  I and one of the eight eight eight seven. Damn we're not throwing Corey
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  in there. Sure seven I wanted the Octuplet you know what I'm saying.
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  Known as the Not That Serious Podcast, also known as the Best podcast in
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  the World, also known as the Sexiest podcast in the World, also known
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  as intern Baby Cues Monday Nights, also known as isn't it Our Monday Nights
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  Too? He's still in school, so you don't live in terms of days.
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  You just live in a stream of nothing, man, because all days
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  blent together with you your clock. It's still you're a bully. It's still
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  February. You're bully. It's still Black history. It's not my Juneteenth.
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  Wasn't last week? Oh shit. The days just slipping by and went forth.
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  The July I passed, yo, yo, when it's Corey come back.
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  It's almost Christmas. He was just here a few weeks ago. He
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  was here. That's his business. We gonna called the nigga is no,
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  no, all right, we're supposed to, but I guess it's just not.
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  He'll call us when he wants. Okay, he said, it's my
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  business. O. God, it's not the world's business. He's out in
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  grease. He's just he is out in Greece. You know he does.
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  He's living a very simple life. You know what I'm saying. He's just
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  it's not much. It's not much. It's not much. He gets by.
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  I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna tell you one thing. When he
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  put that video in there, I wanted to put my foot directly in his
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  ass because I've never been in the GNA. Like, you know, we're
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  your friends. You don't got to do this. Listen, you don't have
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  to narrate your own videos to us. Like I said, the video was
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  fine in my eyes until he closed his nose to jump in the wall.
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  I'm like, but it needs jump that. I'm like, girl, my
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  boy, all right, I can't swim you from what the fuck is you
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  jumping in? Listen? Listen here, listen here, Bretren. We came
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  up coughing up water s Nothing sexy about that, burbon up fucking dead sea
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  salt water salt that sodium nigga bur up atom a Greek dead skin cells nigga
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  autose cause stopless cells, nigga just all that olive oil niggapopoulos looking. So
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  if you guys don't talk, you on our friend, our boy Corey.
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  He is out in the Mediterranean for a vacation with some of his other friends.
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  So he sends us a video. He guess he sent us to test
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  social media video that he was gonna post. Not Let's be real. You
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  know how you all send you guys, the picture or the video before you
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  posted. Some people do nor set down, sell it down little profile.
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  And we don't want you to send the videos that you post first. We
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  don't want to see none of them. Ships. What are you post?
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  We're talking about? What am I talking about? Your amateur scene with the
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  bag of candy keenan, That's what he's talking about. That's still your page
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  right, No, he're talking about he's made it private. He's hitting it.
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  Oh you scrubbed it. I don't know, archived because he wants to
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  save it for later. Wow, he saves it. The jack off to
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  jacking off to yourself and that's great, man. You don't like your own
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  work recording something yourselfing jacked off to it later myself? Oh, I mean,
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  I mean I thought you I was thinking of just yourself. Well you
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  he's doing with a bag of thing. I'm talking about talking about people with
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  other yea, no, no, no, other people. Yeah. I
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  was talking about just swing yourself, jacking off your own eye. It's inception
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  time of being off in the mirror. That's crazy. In the video.
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  I'm about the I'm also about the what's the name was doing it? You
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  know everybody so well know in your nigga was doing it in you wait he
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  was, Yeah the second season knocked off to himself. No, so y'all
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  remember when when when him and love was was about to have the the two
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  way. Yeah, yeah, swap and the nigga was upstairs in the mirror.
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  But as niggas like, yeah, I always get myself off before,
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  Yes, in the mirror, Yes, talking about what's his name? From
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  you for you did it too. The quarterback who's jack jacking off in the
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  mirror? His name or no, that's done, whatever the fuck his name
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  was. Yeah, he beat off in the mirror to himself. Yeah,
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  I remember that. That would depress me. I was gonna say his real
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  name, yes, said Jacob Alordy. But what you like because I know
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  people's names. You got random and I saw my monkey's a solo jackoff database,
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  solo jackoff rain man. So definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely Jacob
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  Raymond, deferent Jacob Raymond, solo jackoff specialists. Uh, city of city
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  of birth? Which tar Kansas? Jacob's definitely a libra. Definitely a leebra.
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  A libra there dil In, Stephen Good and Junior also did it on
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  a boat trip. Uh huh he did it in boat was comedy? It
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  was comedy? Is that the Jack of da based side of the podcast?
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  But not a comedy? Why is he jacking off to himself in a comedy
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  movie? That's no, no, no, no leaks over here? Do
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  you remember the premise? You remember the purpose of brochure? No, Him
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  and his friend went on a cruise, which it was supposed to be like
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  all women's cruise, but they missed it and they went on a gay cruise.
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  Oh. So he was talking to the dance instructor who thought that he
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  was gay, and she was like, so, like, how do you
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  get blow jobs? And he was like, well, I don't know,
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  like show me how you like your technique. So she's over there, Nicole
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  Sowre singer. Of course you know she's over there. Of course who knows.
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  Yeah, I mean last person I was thinking, but well yes,
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  but like so like she was like performing her her head on the banana and
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  he was watching it. He was over there like uh, and then he
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  went out through it was like, wait where you going? Then all you
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  see is like a picture, well a shot of him his butt cheeks at
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  the port window, and then like ah and then like guys walking by and
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  just smacking with some nothing in the face. Wow, that sounds like the
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  worst movie ever. No, that shit was fucking hilarious. I could play
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  that clip right now. I guarantee Oh we're not, don't I guarantee you
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  because I can see it in my head, So I don't think you play
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  that. We're definitely watching ghetto gaggers. That's what I haven't done it.
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  Back up because it should be happening. We made a problem made Achael made
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  a promise, scouts, he made a problem. Michael made a promise.
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  We made a promise to the listeners, and we got a roaring response.
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  Mightn't want to be liars, No, you would be the liar. Did
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  you agree to it? Get it? Yeah, I've already seen I already
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  seen it before. Yeah, I agree to it. It's just it's a
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  little gagging of ghetto. It's not that serious ghetttle throw up here and there,
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  a little throw up in a doggy finish, a little throw up in
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  the doggy ball. But the words, what were you saying before we got
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  into this? Uh the intro? Yeah, I was saying hi, and
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  then whatever. I didn't even say my name exactly. That's all so listen,
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  But I'm Mike Elsie, Kids in the building, a doctor waffle.
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  Intern Homie kan Oh, that's right. We were talking about Corey yep,
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  perfect timing. Yeah, about Baby do it again. Intern Homie Quan,
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  that's right, But we're talking about Cory. Now. I'm meant to explain
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  to you guys, So he said as a post little video, it's him
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  He's on a boat on a little cruise or whatever in the mid He in
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  the MIDI what's the easy Gaditerranean. He's in some he's in some Greek quarters.
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  It doesn't matter blue. So he's doing his he's doing his drink impersonation
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  thing where he narrates his life before he does a thing. Yeah, it
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  goes you know, it's me. It's Corey, just out here in the
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  Mediterranean. Like he's like, it's his own intro to a drake time and
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  place track in his head. He said, you know, he I'm on
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  the boat. This is my life. And then he says this and I
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  quote, this is my life. It's not much. And that's why I
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  stopped the video. I was like, get the fuck out. And that's
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  when I screamed the word. That's not screaming. This is the n G
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  E R word. I like, that's that's when I said the slur.
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  That's when I screamed the slur out loud in my back and in my bedroom.
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  Yeah. Uh, He's like, it's not much, and then he
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  proceeds to fucking Grandpa dive into the Mediterranean scene. That's not Grandpa dive.
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  It looked like he did like the little freeze frame like that, like you
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  know the old time swimmers where they had and here comes in with his first
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  attempt. He got a what does this man have on a lead with the
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  mustache? Here comes James liabor Man a k a a k a. The
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  brown Bob. That's when they call people brown, but they're really just like
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  Italian Italian. It's like a minute, he's just white, she's a little
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  bit tan. And here comes the Red Devil and he's Irish. He's but
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  how's everybody doing? What's going on? Guys? What's going on? Brethren?
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  Much man? Man? Good week? How's everybody's weak? Man?
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  Everybody's good? God? Let's let's let's uh. I'll start with me because
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  I didn't do shit so uh Friday, I hung out with the missus,
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  had an ax with the hotel. Oh yeah, you reoccurring theme here.
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  Give me you didn't give me what to ask for? Also, so fuck
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  you? What what did what did you ask for? You know what I
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  asks? You wanted him I don't remember. Well then that's the problem.
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  And you wanted him to make a sex statement? Send it to you?
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  What the fuck type freak shit is it? You know he wanted to add
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  me to a solo jack off daya base. How did we get here?
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  Getting that handicaps make a movie for me? Yeah, I want cut here
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  that when he gets here, we're running the ones and in the pool because
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  he might be too fast for me on land put in the pool the show
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  in the shallow in We're gonna run the ones. Because that was crazy.
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  He the handicaps to get in the fucking pool. I was like, son
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  of a bitch, Oh goodness, that's funny, Like you fucking quarter cracker.
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  But I wasn't a cracker and it was cool. Man. I got
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  there. I went straight out there at the work, they had a nice
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  little affinity pool. Where was that if you don't mind me asking? Like
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  citywise Philly, Philly? Okay, I thought it was somewhere up Nore No,
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  no, no really because she was there because her and her best friend
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  their birthdays are like within the same month or two, like a month with
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  each other, so they were celebrating together, like she got a room and
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  the girl got a room, and she was like, hey, if you
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  want to come over, she even finished the text. She was already outside.
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  I was like, yeah, if you want to? She was like,
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  if you want to polish me off, I get done drinking, come
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  through. And I was like, I absolutely would love to polish you off
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  that you're done drinking with your friends. I'd love nothing more. I love
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  nothing more polished to seal the deal to the left off. Hell yeah,
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  So you know it was a nice never heard anybody, I've never heard towards
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  a woman like me to polish me off. Sure, just polish off this
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  couch before you know, get me right. Oh man, okay, jack,
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  this pussy off. Jack. This movie beat my meat, crazy soap,
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  gonna flap flaps ni flap these wings beat this meat me So sorry,
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  I don't know that. Sorry, we're just talking. I'm just shooting from
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  the hip podcast man room talking. Listen to this on our way to work,
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  because this is that is a bad thing. They got me fucking up,
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  got me fucked up. That's a bad thing about it. Because like
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  I met her through this pocket, like she was listening. Yeah that is
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  true. Yeah, and then she she's like, whatever, that's a long
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  time. I'm gonna go to a long time. We want we want ship.
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  She saw the vision, she did, she's seen it. Oh,
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  she sees the vision of this piece of ship. Boy, I tell you,
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  that's my boo. But the fucking so she listens to day episode,
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  so I can't wall yeah, because it's a conversation. I mean, it
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  doesn't stop me. But you know, yeah, she knows what she's she
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  knows what, she knows what. So I got there, she was already
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  gone because she was like, yeah, just leave your name. You were
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  there waiting. I was like, Mike, Mike wasn't a bad neck like
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  Yo. It was beautiful. I don't like a little I felt like a
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  little thought, a little mix. I felt like a little escort. Nigga,
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  nigga, nigga, what you have on? I know you didn't have
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  your clothes on. Nigga. I was looking like sexy red. I was
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  like, what's that ship? She walked in that ship with student? Oh
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  my god, I break already. She said, I'm on the way back.
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  He said, on top of the cover. On the cover, you
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  ain't on the comforter. On the comforter is crazy, bro bronks. Oh
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  every hot, Oh so well, I've gotten the veg a Southern bell from
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  the weekend. I was just swell, it's just hot as the death.
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  I did no Ken was occasion. Princess exactly is a Southern bed. Gosh,
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  oh, I'm afraid my dad's card for mister Bella God car West,
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  whatever it's from, that's all West. But regard when this detective West.
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  But yeah, I was there, she was already going. I checked in,
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  you know, I chilled for a second, got in, got in
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  the pool, came out, got myself showered and greased up, ready for
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  action. I think it was very though maybe weak. I'm raring to go,
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  running through the room. Usher video over there getting herself prepped up.
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  I was doing. I was doing seated squats. I gotta get the blood
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  for me, and limber bricked up. I was doing dick ups. I
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  was doing I was doing male kegels too. She walked in and it was
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  glistening sleep, looking like an out the microwave because it was built up,
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  because it was built up from last time, because remember we didn't do the
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  I was I was ready to go. Oh my god, Jesus, I
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  was ready for axiol. You had a good weekend. I just feel like
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  I made a horrible misteak. Wait time. I don't want to get somebody
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  else listened to this podcast. Who else your mother. What's that to do?
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  I mean, hopscotch. I don't know how it goes. Eat.
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  You just started listening like a couple of weeks ago, so you hey,
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  brother man, no tell him. We released the episode this week. What's
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  Kenan's gonna pop up automatically? Oh wow, new episode from the Serious podcast.
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  I know those guys. That's if it's checking forward he did. What's
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  your last say? Thanksgiving might be rough? Listen, you're telling thousands of
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  people that you're just piping down my door out in the city of brotherly love.
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  Oh god, me the city of fisticuffs in a minute, brother,
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  That's okay because Keana's mind was listening to this podcast for a good while.
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  Also, oh god, yea, hopefully he skips this one. Yeah he
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  might. Sorry, sir, he mightn't. Just tell him we did record.
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  MJ had to work the game his ass. Okay, why couldn't you
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  be shipping your ass? Nah? He's I mean, this is graphic details
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  on no matter how much he likes me. He likes me a lot,
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  but I don't think that's never gonna be Oh well, what can we say?
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  Sorry? I was just I was letting the comedy flow I'm sorry there
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  was no swings involved, Elsie. How was your week My weekend was great
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  because my weekend was He's you know what, you know what, He's just
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  like you. And you can't stand this, nah, because if we if
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  we give you this crazy because if I gave you that negget of information,
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  you would you would take it and run. You did this with his mother
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  in a room. That's why you don't tell me nothing, not a damn,
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  that's crazy. I've been better, though, what the better? I've
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  been better than have you really have? Think about quickly? He has better?
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  He has been better. It just has all you've been telling me stuff
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  lately. Because I'm like you, I'll be getting the Corey information now,
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  like the ship that Corey get because Corey don't tell another because he's dead inside.
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  That's not even a straight That's exactly that said. Corey not gonna suck
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  it out. Yeah, listen, I don't tell you, honestly, I
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  don't tell anybody anything though. I don't Corey his real press friend. Oh
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  he get Corey be telling you? Are you stitching? No? No,
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  no, no, I guess no, not no, because because nigga,
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  nigga don't act like I can see that'll be and y'all be over there on
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  the side like I'm like, I'm like squid word like looking outside, looking
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  outside, I see them like they're talking about couci ain't dan, they're talking
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  about exploits. I don't know about none of that. This has been crazy
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  twenty minutes, man, But how was your weak? Elsey was great?
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  Went to R and be Only excuse me, the festival king and Philly Keenan
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  was there. That wasn't it was great? Man? Uh? I saw
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  a whole bunch of artists. Eric Ballinger was there. That was crazy.
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  When he was the first artist to walk out. So when the fact,
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  so when it was a dukie out the way, okay, so when they
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  do when when R and BE Only does these festivals, it's a surprise lineup,
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  so you never know who's coming. So you have the regular DJs that
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  they have who always kill it DJs, we're doing great, But then in
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  between they have artists. So Eric Belinger came out first. Now me and
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  Keener sent in two different spots. But I knew once that heavened that he
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  was going crazy because I didn't. They were like yay for the first artist
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  shame, you're ready, He's give it up for Eric Belinger. I was
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  like, oh, my tale called and he was at Eric Belingers about to
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  come out. I'm like, no, he's not. What f would he
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  be here? And shut enough? Why the would he be here? What
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  else? He cut too? So Jo, he's booked him busy. He
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  knew he booked the busy. He does go on tour, he does,
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  he does. He was just he was at Fridays. No, he was
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  at Burlington Wingstop. No, that's only I think it was at Jiffy Lou.
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  He was at the auto section the Walmart at the best Performer. No,
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  it was Lloyd. It was Lloyd. Nah, it was Lloyd.
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  Lloyd set he did. But until that point he was the best bro.
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  I was thoroughly impressed. All right, So Eric Beliger comes on. First
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  of all, he did kill it like that microphone was on. His microphone
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  is on. You can never say the nigga can't sing because he was singing
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  every song, ad Lives, everything going crazy. I was like, damn,
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  this is amazing. But the not enough people there knew who he was.
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  Like it was it was a big it was a big show. People
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  waiting for bigger artists, but Eric Relijer is a pretty well known artist,
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  so I was surprised. But there were people there that were singing his songs
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  like people knew. But it just wasn't enough, you know what I'm saying.
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  Yeah, especially the woman behind me was screaming no, no, I
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  don't know that she was. She was screaming, Bro, you know his
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  wife is making That was his song last week when we all told me,
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  that was the first song he did. I don't want her. He came
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  out to that ship. That ship went crazy though that it was hard.
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  So yeah, he came out and after him, yeah, it was good.
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  After him was Lloyd. But it was a long gap in between kind
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  it was like an hour. It's a whole was from three to eleven.
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  It was a long ass all day. You get your you get your money's
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  worth. You're gonna get your R and B and you're not gonna hear.
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  I think we only heard the same song maybe once. Yeah, it was
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  I forget, not Deborah Cox. It was something random, no, because
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  they like they played it and then somebody performed it. I forget what songs
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  though? Is that what it was? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I
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  only heard the same song once that night, So imagine it's that long.
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  Was that long of the time span? It was eight hours? Yeah,
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  so yeah, that long. I only heard the same song. So yeah,
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  and Lloyd comes out, So this is where I got pissed off.
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  So Lloyd comes out and he has no DJ. He has just a performance
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  track, so he's killing it doing all this shit. He's dancing. I
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  didn't even look at dance like that. I was. I was like,
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  what the fuck he's doing. Michael Jackson moves nigga moon walking and shit,
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  I'm like, who's this Lloyd pop locking killing it, going crazy. I'm
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  like, yo, this is this is fucking wild. But he has no
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  DJ. He has just a performance track. So when somebody has a performance
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  track, it's one long mix, just one song. Though. Yeah.
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  So at one point I guess they were playing it throw somebody's DJ software.
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  So he says to he has like this bodyguard on stage. He's like,
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  the bodyguard is on the stage off to the side, but you can everybody
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  can see him big. This nigga was huge. He looked big on stage,
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  and I'm far away, I'm like, this is gigantic and what is
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  this? Right? So you can see. And at this point, unfortunately,
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  the camera went to Lloyd's face and he's like, yo, it's too
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  slow. He didn't say it in the mic, you can see it's too
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  slow. So they tried to speed it up. And I don't know,
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  I think I want to explain this in DJ terms if I can. The
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  track was on it was in somebody's DJ's software, right. They tried to
• 26:59
  speed it up using the tempo slider, so like you know, like you
• 27:03
  know, a pitch thing. They tried to speed it up, but it
• 27:04
  was in the wrong setting. So if they touched it a little bit,
• 27:07
  it it went from it went from it went from one O two two one
• 27:14
  o two bpm two one eighty nine and they just shut it off immediately.
• 27:19
  So he was, ah, we haven't technically different, difficult. So his
• 27:23
  performance stopped for like that was like five minutes something like it's probably about five
• 27:27
  minutes, right, So when that happens, it's just a performance track.
• 27:32
  They have to find the exact spot where the music stopped, right, So
• 27:34
  they're trying to find it and and unfortunately, even at that time, it
• 27:37
  was the song with Little Wayne You not you, it was you, It
• 27:47
  was the other one. It's this edge you all around the world, all
• 27:52
  around the world, shutting on my mind. That one so not you.
• 27:55
  So they had to sift their way through that around the world. Yeah,
• 27:59
  girls around world. I think he was doing that one. So they had
• 28:02
  to find their way through that song to see exactly where it stopped. And
• 28:06
  then the performance continued. But then after that, this nigga, he's goofy,
• 28:11
  I see why he probably doesn't get book and then he's like, yo,
• 28:12
  DJ, cut it. I'm like, nigga, you can't. You
• 28:15
  can't tell somebody to cut a track because then they're gonna pause it. It's
• 28:18
  gonna pick up exactly where they stop it. And he's stopping the song.
• 28:22
  He's stopping the ship mid song. So if he tells somebody to cut it
• 28:25
  and they just mute it and they turn it back up, it's gonna be
• 28:26
  wherever it picks up at. So he just kept sucking up his own performance.
• 28:32
  But it was good, but it could have been. It could have
• 28:34
  so much better. Bro. He started off at literally at ten and ended
• 28:38
  he ended it at seven because he ended it with true all I wanted to
• 28:42
  hear it, that's all. Yeah, that was all I wanted to hear
• 28:45
  too, and he played at acappella. Oh his speech was really good too.
• 28:47
  He like he gave like a little seech at the end. I was
• 28:48
  like, that was good, but it could have been so much. It
• 28:51
  could have been the performance of the night easily. All he needs is a
• 28:53
  DJ. All he needs is DJ. The music like the ship wasn't working.
• 28:57
  He was like, well, hey, system, he needs needs is
• 29:03
  a DJ. If you had a DJ, none of that would have happened.
• 29:07
  If a DJ was there to DJ for you, to DJ for you
• 29:12
  like else, because we know you listen, I eat bro. I could
• 29:17
  have prevented all of that from happening. It would have been seamless easily,
• 29:19
  but easily. I don't care how many people were there. It would have
• 29:21
  been great. But yeah, so he did that, and then they brought
• 29:23
  out Music Soul Child. Now Lloyd and Music Soul Child should have switched plas.
• 29:30
  Yeah, of course, of course he wasn't showing them eyes. Lloyd
• 29:33
  and Music Soul should have switched Pass because but God and motherfucker right, they
• 29:40
  should have switched Pass because Music did a lot of his slower songs. It
• 29:44
  was still amazing. He's my favorite R and b gardist of all time.
• 29:47
  Probably yeah, I would see him so all I knew every single song,
• 29:49
  but I was like, this was probably a little slow because the energy was
• 29:52
  up here. You kind of like bring it down. Keana was holding my
• 29:56
  head for like a majority of his uh set, and mind you at this
• 29:59
  point what hold? Yeah, she was holding my head because you sleep,
• 30:03
  literally sleep, because I would even know if she was just and by this
• 30:06
  time it's probably it was probably nine something that was like it couldn't have been
• 30:10
  because it was over, so it had to be like nine, probably like
• 30:14
  nine fifteen ish, Okay, So then he goes on and then she'll continues.
• 30:18
  The DJs are going, they was killing. Everything was good. And
• 30:21
  then who came out after that? After me? Just so child was ray
• 30:23
  J, Sammy and uh what did last? Nobody else can okay and Dallas.
• 30:29
  They had six people, so ray J. So rs VP comes out.
• 30:33
  Now I didn't even know these niggas had a group, ray J,
• 30:37
  Sammy, Bobby Valentino and Pleasure P. Pleasure P wasn't there though, So
• 30:41
  rs VP, I'm fucking with that the name. And then they had RSVP
• 30:45
  on the on the on the that ship was kind of fired. It was
• 30:48
  hard. I don't mean Sammy, but I mean, you ain't disrespect Sammy.
• 30:52
  Sammy, they're good, but you could tell he doesn't really belong,
• 30:56
  does not belong. He don't have hits like them, not even close,
• 31:00
  bro, he does not not even close. Really you can tell, like
• 31:03
  he didn't listen to Sammy, and a lot of other people did. Problems
• 31:10
  that we all we all know Sammy's songs because you didn't listen to Michael.
• 31:15
  Just because you didn't listen to it does me other people. It's not even
• 31:18
  Michael to the world's But no, if anybody's a bottom tier artist at all
• 31:23
  of them, it's him. Well, yes, he doesn't belong, that's
• 31:29
  all. We're saying. He didn't belong. He don't belong with him.
• 31:30
  Three, he don't have a song that's nearly as big or bigger than none
• 31:33
  of theirs, that's all. And that's the world. Yes he does.
• 31:37
  What what does what you? Girl? That that kiss me through the phone?
• 31:41
  What's you and me? Girl? I don't even know that song.
• 31:45
  That's That song is not bigger than that's everybody? Is that song bigger than
• 31:48
  anonymous Bobby? And that's a bigger than boyfriend number two is that song I'm
• 31:55
  Bigger than One wish no, no at all tell me And you said it's
• 31:59
  the biggest song, Isn't that exactly? He just he's not on that level.
• 32:04
  And it's fine. He did his thing though, he did, he
• 32:07
  did this thing. It was cool. It's just an observation. It was
• 32:08
  cool. They came out and it was cool because they started doing their song.
• 32:13
  Just threw them in there because VP No that came from after that came,
• 32:19
  after the verses, after the verses. They made the group, after
• 32:23
  that whole tobacco. But the problem with the group is there's too many egos,
• 32:28
  too many egos, too many egos. So there they came out hot
• 32:32
  performing Savy did the song, Bobby this song, RAYJ did this song.
• 32:37
  Rayj's drunk. Now, what the fuck happened? Was drunk? He was?
• 32:42
  He was, but it couldn't tell until after, like everybody kind of
• 32:46
  went already or no, Bobby and Sandy went, and when it was Rayj's
• 32:50
  turn, it was like, oh, something's wrong. He started talking.
• 32:52
  He just started talking. He didn't go straight into a song. He's I'm
• 32:55
  litting fuck y'all. I'm like everybody makes mistakes, and I like, I'm
• 33:00
  gonna thank y'all for allowing me to fix my mistake because the last time it
• 33:04
  wasn't good. And he keeps singing. He said it though, and he
• 33:08
  came out singing, came out singing, and then this is where he got
• 33:12
  He actually got mad though. So he's on stage, He's like, he's
• 33:15
  singing his songs and he's killing it everybody. But this is the first song
• 33:16
  he did and the saying. He was like, Yo, everybody's saying they
• 33:19
  can't sing. You can't sing, ray Ja, you can sing. They
• 33:22
  keep saying you can't sing. He said, nigga, stop saying that.
• 33:23
  Ship. He was like, why you keep bringing that up? Why you
• 33:25
  keep bringing that up? Everybody's laughing and shit, trying to g hes,
• 33:29
  trying to hype you up exactly. But you know what ray Jay does.
• 33:31
  He walks off the stage. Nah, dead ass walks away. That sounds
• 33:36
  like so everybody's just like wow. Luckily there's two other niggas on stage,
• 33:40
  So Bobby V does this thing. More talented na, Yeah, Sammy does
• 33:44
  his thing. They played a pleasure pre song goes crazy. Ray Jay comes
• 33:47
  back with a bottle cosimi goes more like, oh, my god, rajy
• 33:52
  does more talking, he sings, and then they say the same ship and
• 33:54
  he's like, y'a can stop saying no, no, no, because he
• 33:58
  came back, and everybody like, ohright, go straight to front whish.
• 34:02
  Anybody want to hit son went out of order? Out of order, screams
• 34:07
  it go straight to one Wish And it was a delay because you could tell
• 34:08
  the DJ did not have that song next he had to go find because he
• 34:12
  was following the order wish. But boy, when RAYJ did one Wish,
• 34:15
  he fucking body O my god, bro, he was like teacher Cutch me
• 34:22
  and he did the end acapelle like it's like it was like Steph Curry doing
• 34:25
  a three pointer. It's like when you do something so much, dog,
• 34:31
  it's just it's just second nature. It was just breathing. At that point.
• 34:36
  It would be ninety five on his deathbed and I had wish he killed
• 34:44
  it though. It was so good, bro, like he sounded better than
• 34:47
  the song. I don't know how you managed to do it. I was
• 34:50
  like, Oh, this is fucking crazy man. Everybody was fucking screaming right.
• 34:54
  At one point, ray J leaves the stage again comes back with just
• 34:59
  a cigarette, Dave Chappelle, just a cigarette. But now when I tell
• 35:04
  you just a cigarette, he doesn't have his microphone. But but the reason
• 35:08
  why he left the stage the second time because he was again giving another speech
• 35:13
  and Bobby Valentino was like, oh, let me put some piano behind it.
• 35:15
  He was like, see that that shit I'm talking about? Man,
• 35:17
  He was like listen. I was just trying to ask him, like,
• 35:20
  I don't need no background track. Started arguing on stage. We're like,
• 35:22
  yo, what the fuck is going on about? It's ten thirty. We
• 35:27
  had been there and the three Bobby went left off the stage, Raye went
• 35:30
  right off the stage. Sammy, I'm the last unders standing. Yeah,
• 35:35
  yea. He was like, play some of my ship. What does he
• 35:37
  do? Play pleasure P. I was like no, common DJ kept going
• 35:44
  and y'all got more pleasure P. Yeah, because he didn't want to play
• 35:47
  that savy ship. He's like, I got a pleasure peace and then he
• 35:50
  played like Boyfriend number two or something that crazy. If Pleasure People was there,
• 35:53
  he might have like saved that shit, honestly, but Bobby V killed
• 35:58
  it. Sammy did his thing, Yeah, ray J, Bobby, Bobby
• 36:01
  V Bro and I and it is crazy. It's crazy because m J was
• 36:05
  stating there next to me, I'm like, yo, when they were setting
• 36:07
  up, I'm like, they have the key word out here. I was
• 36:08
  like, I think it's Bobby V Bro. And I've said this before the
• 36:15
  podcast. He did so good in Dallas. He should have been the closing
• 36:16
  act. He should have been the last person. So when they brought it
• 36:20
  out, I was like, it was Bobby V. Again. Has they
• 36:22
  brought this nigga back? And sure enough it was and he did the same
• 36:24
  thing. But my boy, I'm like, that's definitely Bobby V. My
• 36:29
  boy, that thing all of them was gonna come out now. But I'm
• 36:30
  like, all right, Bobby about the perform and then this is how the
• 36:32
  ship ends. Right. So remember how Keenan said Bobby V started playing piano
• 36:36
  while this nigga Bobby V. Right, he's performing. I think it was
• 36:39
  Anonymous. Okay's the fucking dickhead, bro, So I think I think it
• 36:47
  was Anonymous again, like R and B singers, dude, cut the beat,
• 36:52
  silence, start singing acappella and right, so he's saying, don't piano
• 37:01
  the piano? He said the piano was on piano. He didn't know the
• 37:07
  piano was on. Yall Bobby singing, and Bobby just stopped and oh shit,
• 37:15
  my fault, and everybody in it just starts dying. He was like,
• 37:19
  I just wanted to ask some backgrounds. I was gonna ask some.
• 37:22
  But I will say though a lot of the times the piano was muted just
• 37:28
  so that didn't happen, okay, But the one time that ship was funny
• 37:35
  boy, I would say that it was an amazing experience. Uh. I
• 37:39
  can't even tell if that was better than Dallas, because Dallas was good,
• 37:42
  But I don't know. I have fun, you have one. Listen.
• 37:46
  It was just a long day because we actually got because we actually bought tickets
• 37:51
  for the lawn because you know, the rain, So we got there at
• 37:55
  three o'clock to make sure that we got seats. Then we like we spread
• 38:00
  outsides to that so like we had our own little section because like, nobody's
• 38:04
  gonna sit in that one seat in a group of people, you know what
• 38:06
  I'm saying. So we got there early, so from three o'clock to me
• 38:09
  and kinda left probably like ten thirty, ten forty five. We didn't even
• 38:13
  stayed for the whole thing that was on long ass day. Bro I ate
• 38:16
  hell of popcorn and drunk. Yeah, because it was eight dollar bag and
• 38:22
  it was bottomless. The back of it got more popcorn. Bottom with popcorn.
• 38:25
  You just had an unlimited popcorn, unlimited popcorn. I was fucking colonels
• 38:30
  all that, all of it, all of it nice. But again,
• 38:39
  it was a good time. It was a good time, amazing, great
• 38:42
  time. Ten ten. Yeah I'm doing again. Ran to Corey's parents that
• 38:46
  day. It was like, yes, our first time experiencing it. I
• 38:49
  was like, well when get y'all parents, Yeah, here for a show.
• 38:52
  All out shout out Jabari like they grown. Yeah, because that's that's
• 38:57
  their cousins. Yeah, yeah, shout out Jabari. We were trying to
• 38:59
  get your bar on the pond. Make that happen. Shout tire Monique supporting
• 39:05
  black business, Bari, all them. I've seen all them. People like
• 39:09
  m M. So it was fun, nice, Yeah, Lamont. My
• 39:15
  week was cool, went out from my cut the grass. I actually didn't
• 39:21
  do anything weekend chores. I was just relaxing. Went golfing with our t
• 39:25
  and keV. I saw that. Yeah, I got my best score ever.
• 39:30
  Really, I will I will. I will tell you every time I
• 39:32
  see you guys golf, you by far and away have the best golf fits.
• 39:37
  Really. That was actually a free shirt I got from us. You
• 39:39
  buy far every time I've seen you win an outing of golf, your golfit
• 39:44
  is he man a one. Golfing is fun, but the fits are better.
• 39:49
  Yeah, getting golf, Oh man, I'm gonna go again. When
• 39:52
  you're going, let me know, you just go for golf like a nigga,
• 39:57
  like an NBA nigga on a press conference. I can do that.
• 40:02
  That course, you can do that well. Yeah, when we're in Mount
• 40:06
  Holly. Yeah, but when we went to Montreal actually bought I had a
• 40:08
  nice little college shirt, but I'm aware it fitted. Though you can wear
• 40:12
  it fit, it can't stop before wearing fitted the nice little glasses. So
• 40:16
  they really have dress codes like that. Yeah, depending on where you go
• 40:20
  because they want the niggas in there. Niggas ain't gonna be college shirts,
• 40:23
  even though you don't even need a college shirt anymore, you know. But
• 40:28
  before other than that, went out for my stepdad's birthday. That was cool.
• 40:34
  I forgot to mention that I got noticed how to target. Remember,
• 40:39
  no I never said that. I never said that on the podcast. I
• 40:44
  got noticed at Target. Yeah. I was out buying a Brandy's birthday gift
• 40:51
  her like a birthday card and like getting some like oh birthdays. Yeah,
• 40:54
  So I got her card in her bag and I was standing in the self
• 40:58
  checkout line, right and doctor Waff, Yeah, nah, said doctor Waff.
• 41:05
  I'll get there, Okay. I'm standing in the front of the self
• 41:07
  checkout line. There's a dad and then there's like, I guess his son
• 41:10
  a couple of things down. I'm pretty sure they were scamming because he had
• 41:14
  like this device in his hand, and then he had like a bunch of
• 41:17
  gift cards and I'm just looking like, what the hell is he doing with
• 41:20
  all these damn gift cards? And he like he's like asking for help putting
• 41:23
  like five hundred dollars on the gift card. And I was like, this
• 41:27
  is this is fishy. So I'm just looking standing there with the day gift
• 41:30
  bag and card, and I'm like and then out of my periphery, I
• 41:35
  see this girl come up with a cart and I was like, oh,
• 41:37
  she's trying to cut me this fishing and she was like I thought I noticed
• 41:47
  you are you Are you doctor Waffle on the podcast? I was like yeah,
• 41:55
  like yeah, that's that's me. And she's like, is that weird
• 41:59
  that I noticed shoot? And I'm like, nah, that's who I am.
• 42:06
  Making it as award as possible. This is where I shot, where
• 42:08
  I live at. Baby, this is it. I'm just like shot to
• 42:13
  her, whoever whoever she is. She didn't take a picture of anything.
• 42:16
  Nah, okay, you're just like nice me. I was just trying to
• 42:20
  you know, I had just gone off work. I was just trying to
• 42:23
  get in get out. Actually that had been at the concert. I almost
• 42:27
  forgot. You got to notice at the concert? Yeah, I was the
• 42:30
  concert that ended. Uh damn, I forgot. I forgot my man's name.
• 42:34
  Concert that ended. And I'm waiting at the at the very front because
• 42:37
  I want to talk to everybody I know. There leaning on the fence and
• 42:39
  the dude is literally right next to me. He's like, yo, I'll
• 42:42
  be listening to the podcast. You say you niggas is funny as hell.
• 42:45
  I'm like, oh, bro, looks was hilarious. Almost almost forgot him.
• 42:51
  You didn't get noticed getting. I'm sure you're always getting somebody. Somebody
• 42:55
  probably saw you. They just didn't want to say no. But I know
• 43:07
  at one point and like yo, we yall at I'm like we like to
• 43:12
  left say He's like yo, like there's like six couples that look like y'all.
• 43:15
  I'm like black what what I know? Like you didn't get those what
• 43:22
  it was like time? Okay, Michael started at three o'clock. Your dipshit
• 43:27
  it left at nighttime. And you know they got colors. With the colors,
• 43:35
  I gotta get it. They would have seen Mike. He would have
• 43:37
  used all the seats. That hurts my feelings. I didn't pick this skin.
• 43:52
  This skin picked me. I kind of picked this. Yeah, I
• 43:59
  kind of my said this was preventable. It preventable. What do you want,
• 44:06
  oh baby? Qu out of your weekend? My weekend was fun.
• 44:08
  Spend time with my nephews. No, no Sunday. Now, put my
• 44:20
  Michael Person. Put Michael Person Jersey on TV on outside, chilling TV on
• 44:25
  outside. Yeah you know how to move TV outside. I've been there.
• 44:32
  They have a TV. I've never seen the TV out there all in the
• 44:36
  back and the little back. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm
• 44:37
  thinking about like a projector situation. They they do that even though it's pouring
• 44:44
  down rain. I'm enjoying the game. You know, it was a great
• 44:46
  game. On my behalf, it was a great game. Yeah, the
• 44:51
  game was actually very boring you Speaking of the game, the Jets just wanted
• 44:55
  over time. Really, I think they ran back a point back. Yeah,
• 44:58
  they ran a point back. Wow. Yeah, Buffalo is in the
• 45:02
  mud. It's no way you should It's just one game. This is one
• 45:07
  game. It's the first game of the season, and it comes down to
• 45:09
  special teams. It should even came down. It shouldn't have been close through
• 45:14
  three picks. But what I will say though, is the Jets might have
• 45:21
  a top five defense, I don't give a goddamn they do. Three picks
• 45:24
  is unacceptable for a top five, top five quarterback. It's unacceptable. I
• 45:30
  mean every quarterback does it, though it happens, and especially it's the first
• 45:32
  game of the season, first game of the season. You know, every
• 45:36
  quarterback doesn't have at least three picks in the game. Name one that has
• 45:40
  it. I don't think Jenny's done it yet. I don't. But also
• 45:43
  he's only been a starter for one season. Well too now done it?
• 45:47
  I don't know. Definitely in the game. I think he's done in multiple
• 45:52
  times. He's probably had three touchdowns, three picks. You gotta think he
• 45:53
  throws the ball forty times a game. It's gonna happen. I don't know.
• 45:59
  I mean, we can look that. I'm not I'm not going to
• 46:00
  say it's not with him. Yes, I think that has happened to every
• 46:06
  starting quarterback who has played at least three seasons. Russell Wilson, he did,
• 46:13
  twenty point, Patrick mahomesth Broncos, Drew Brees, Yeah, and many
• 46:19
  of them. Yeah, they all did. It happens, especially like high
• 46:22
  high volume quarterbacks when they throw the ball a lot, it's gonna air raid
• 46:25
  quarterback johns Allen's dropping that bitch back and he's just launching the first or the
• 46:30
  second, the second. It was the first one was the first one.
• 46:32
  She was a punt. Yeah, I mean at that point, oh holy
• 46:39
  shit. But then the fucking breeze all had a fucking seventy five yard run.
• 46:43
  He raced the whole thing. But yeah, shout the Jets. Hopefully
• 46:46
  Aaron Rodgers isn't out for the season, because if he is out for the
• 46:50
  season, he's out her life. That's his career I ever met him,
• 46:53
  can't fit, can't fix it. No, I don't can't fix that.
• 47:01
  Rub some some tree sah. Yeah. I don't think a blackout resort can
• 47:07
  fix that. No, I don't know. They's just wrapping and sea moss.
• 47:12
  It'll be good probably. But now at first they were like, yeah,
• 47:14
  X rays a negative, and then after the game or like halfway through
• 47:16
  the fourth they were like, yeah, it could be an achilles. I
• 47:20
  think it's speculations be neive. So it doesn't look and you also know,
• 47:23
  like I don't know rays are negative. It's fucked. He's fucked. Brother.
• 47:30
  I also remember with reports also it's not like who's right, who's first,
• 47:35
  so like like, oh, he might be see if you can call
• 47:37
  Andrew Luck. Yeah, oh man, I mean apparently Zach Wilson again got
• 47:42
  it done. I need to see his Statstoll. That's that's before, Yeah,
• 47:49
  because he was struggling. Fourteen for twenty one not great, fourteen down
• 47:53
  one interception. No, he did not get it done. Fourteen for twenty
• 47:57
  seventy completions. It's not getting it done. That's not one hundred forty yards
• 48:01
  isn't a lot. But also he didn't throw the ball a lot because he
• 48:06
  wanted it too. Yeah, I guess they ran the design. I mean
• 48:10
  they might be able to do. They got the job done. So he
• 48:13
  got it done. He won steam one ran the ball. He went all
• 48:15
  right, so I mean they're him. It was pretty even. He threw
• 48:21
  the ball twenty one times and they ran it twenty four twenty four times.
• 48:27
  He got the job done, you know what I'm saying. He ran it
• 48:30
  four times. So and what was the score twenty two to sixteen. And
• 48:32
  then one of them touchdowns was a punt return which ended the game. What
• 48:40
  was the other touchment? Was it the defensive touchdown too? No? Zach
• 48:45
  Wilson through one and the Russian Yeah, Zach Wilson through one and in the
• 48:47
  Russian one? Yeah? Who ran? No, nobody ran oneing ms field
• 48:54
  goals, field goals, Yeah, goals correct, you're smart. Yeah.
• 49:00
  Yeah, the field kick went three for three, so that another way the
• 49:04
  leg shout out to him. Yeah, Greg air Line their line. He's
• 49:07
  been in the league for a long time. Kickers tend to do that.
• 49:09
  Yeah, he's thirty five. Shout him. So, since we're on football,
• 49:13
  do you want to talk about your boys? Yeah? Yeah, it
• 49:15
  was football season. Man, you know what I'm saying. That's why I
• 49:17
  wore my shirt today. I'm not that proud what I'm saying. If we
• 49:22
  would have lost that game, I wouldn't have been mad because we would have
• 49:23
  deserved it. I feel like that game was too close. Yeah, it
• 49:27
  was closer than it should have been. Hell yeah, we came out hot
• 49:29
  and then we got figured out in the second half. Real bad, real
• 49:34
  bad. But even the first quarter wasn't that good. We gave the ball
• 49:36
  to Kennon Gamewell five times in a row. I was a little confused by
• 49:38
  that, but the confusedly before all that fucking shot Pinnion was a healthy scratch,
• 49:44
  healthy scratch for what. I think we were saving him for Thursday because
• 49:46
  we have a game this week. We do, so I think I think
• 49:49
  that was the game. Once I figured that out, I was like,
• 49:52
  oh yeah, yeah, because swift and touched the ball either and I and
• 49:55
  I want to. I want to, I truly want to believe that that
• 50:00
  had to do something with the conservative play calling because if that wasn't, because
• 50:07
  that play calling that was on display here his ship. Here's what I think,
• 50:13
  because I've been saying it since we got Sirianni. He tries the big
• 50:15
  brain a lot of things, like he's always trying to out of smart people.
• 50:19
  I think we purposely limited the playbook just so we wouldn't show too much
• 50:22
  because we have a game this week and it's the first. It's the first,
• 50:25
  it's the first game of the season, and it's Bill Belichick on the
• 50:29
  other side. Do you think that's a Sirianni thing or Brian Johnson thing Sirianni
• 50:34
  because he's Brian Johnson calls the players Sirianni. Nobody said we got the new
• 50:37
  guy. Brian Johnson is, yeah, I think it's I've been saying,
• 50:42
  yes, it's his boy, but I've been thinking I've been saying it's it's
• 50:44
  a Sirianni thing. I think I think it's a Siriannic like, because at
• 50:49
  least not the first time. He's just big brain and a lot of things.
• 50:51
  You do. Gotta get that credit to Bill Belichick because this is the
• 50:54
  first. He's a fucking genius number one, and he's given the he has.
• 50:58
  He's had all season to prepare for, all season to prepare. DeVante
• 51:00
  Smith himself came out and said a lot of their coverages in disguise like his
• 51:06
  ship. He's never seen before it and even and Bill said, right,
• 51:09
  it was probably a week ago or a week two weeks maybe. He said,
• 51:13
  Jalen Hurts is one of the best quarterbacks that I've had to prepare against.
• 51:15
  He's like, there's no way to You can't mimic that in practice,
• 51:20
  so it's hard. So he made it hard for bro. They they had
• 51:23
  one Oh, man, I'm about to get I don't want to get too
• 51:25
  deep, but this would make Corey happy. They ran one play where they
• 51:30
  ran it was like, I think it was a seven man blitz. Yeah,
• 51:34
  I think they brought seven. They lined up at the sticks like it
• 51:37
  was man and they played zone. So imagine four people at the at the
• 51:42
  at the sticks right, and they it looks like they're gonna follow, but
• 51:45
  they just stay in their spot. Jalen throw like a he thought that somebody
• 51:49
  was crossing, ran straight into his zone and got plowed because he thought it
• 51:52
  was man. He thought somebody's gonna behind him. And that's just type of
• 51:54
  ship that Bill Belichick can do, because I can guarantee you nobody's doing that
• 51:58
  in the league. One of a four man cross zone at the sticks with
• 52:02
  a blitz in front of it. That's unheard of, so that was interesting.
• 52:06
  But to see that was cool. And I didn't like the way one
• 52:08
  thing. I didn't like the officer and the line was not playing that well.
• 52:14
  But they's always start out slow. That one Nigga Keian White was like
• 52:20
  he was a little key giving it. Lane Johnson older, Lane Johns,
• 52:24
  he's a year older. Little, he's a year him to hit the bricks,
• 52:29
  he's a year older. Did you let him any sacks? Though?
• 52:30
  No, he didn't let him know. Jacks. I thought Lane Johnson was
• 52:36
  black. The name is Lane Johnson, yes, but he is a big
• 52:39
  white man from I'm sorry, big ball white man. I'm like, oh,
• 52:44
  that's Lane Johnson. Yeah yeah. But all in all, it was
• 52:50
  cool. But we did we but we still need linebackers. That has not
• 52:53
  changed. Nakobe didn't got hurt, and even when he was there, it
• 52:57
  was kind of like, he's okay, but first game of the season.
• 53:00
  I'm not gonna hold it against them too much. But Zach cunning him,
• 53:04
  you've been doing this shit. You need to get the fuck out of here.
• 53:07
  You're not good, not good for us. You can't he can't.
• 53:10
  He's got to start a linebacker, Like if you need to get on the
• 53:14
  phone with Arizona, that's our weak spot. Bro Get Budda Baker and then
• 53:19
  Kaiser bring Kaizer back. No, Kaisier is not good either. He's better
• 53:22
  than Zachunningham barely. He weigga what we watched. We just watched the Jets
• 53:29
  in the Bills tonight. You saw their linebackers. We don't have no linebackers
• 53:31
  that can even hold the candle. That nigga is the top linebacker. But
• 53:37
  on both teams, both teams Will and Sam linebackers are better than both of
• 53:43
  hours. That's a lot of people linebackers. It is both. I think
• 53:49
  the last good linebacker we had the nigga that had the gun, Nigga Nijel
• 53:52
  Bradham, Niel Bradam. That that was the last good line and then before
• 53:55
  that, the last linebacker might have been Jeremiah tryor She's or the last linebacker
• 54:00
  that mattered. Yeah, because uh, what's his name? Jordan Hicks was
• 54:06
  all right, we finally get over the corner of problem. Then we get
• 54:08
  one other problem. Speaking of corners, James Bradberry got a concussion. He
• 54:13
  was he was getting cooked. He yeah, he wasn't looking he wasn't looking
• 54:16
  that good. But also we got a new defensive coordinated to Yeah, the
• 54:22
  young Biggers were doing all right too, but we got two coordinates on both
• 54:24
  sides. The first games we got out of there with a win. The
• 54:29
  Kinks out. Yeah, yep. Did you watch your Saints though? Hell
• 54:32
  no? Okay, yat one? Yeah, barely. I wasn't going on
• 54:36
  my way to won seventeen to sixteen, y'all look kind of all right,
• 54:39
  y'all, y'all definitely gonna win the division. Definitely, absolutely, definitely the
• 54:45
  Falcons. One though about Baker Mayfield. Mayfield, Hey, if you bet,
• 54:52
  don't bet on the Viking, anybody, nobody from the Vikings. Don't
• 54:57
  touch the Vikings. Don't touch the Viken cousins. Why would you do that?
• 55:02
  Don't touch the vic Because Jefferson was there, I was like and even
• 55:07
  him, he still had a great game. He had a hundred yards in
• 55:09
  the first half. He had a great game, and I bet on him
• 55:13
  to score touchdown. Nope, didn't score. Nope, don't bet it's the
• 55:17
  devil. No, y'all are definitely winning that division for sure. Yeah,
• 55:22
  And then what the Panthers. Panthers aren't good. The Bucks. Yeah,
• 55:28
  but I mean, y'all have three teams. I don't want to know anything's
• 55:32
  possibly got to wait to wait. The only reason they got three teams are
• 55:35
  one another because two of the teams played each other. Don't we also have
• 55:38
  three teams as the one to them? The Commanders one? I think?
• 55:42
  So wait who the commanders? Commanders? When they be Arizona barely though,
• 55:47
  right, I think they were getting they was looking. They did shout out
• 55:52
  to the Commanders because Magic Johnson's a partial owner of them. Yeah, they
• 55:54
  got rinned Dan Schneider, thank god. So they got Josh Cherish. Yeah,
• 56:01
  but I mean it is an upgrade. But did the Raiders win?
• 56:05
  Who about something? Others? They beat? They beat the Chargers, They
• 56:08
  beat the Chargers. Hey, let me tell you something which is crazy.
• 56:10
  I'm gonna be real that white boy in La, this is your year,
• 56:17
  and if you don't do nothing this year, we're I'm putting out a fraud
• 56:22
  watch on that boy. Really, I'm never gonna do that. I'm not
• 56:25
  putting on a fraud watch on him, man, I'm not putting fud No,
• 56:30
  it's it's a team sport. He can't. He doesn't play defense.
• 56:32
  He's not on special teams. They're out here being committing sloppy penalties on defense.
• 56:37
  I'm not putting the Raiders play somebody else. The Chargers played the Dolphins,
• 56:45
  which I mean, hey, that was a track meet. Though Harry
• 56:46
  Hill was running back and forth. Justin Harberson had a good game twenty three
• 56:52
  thirty three, two hundred twenty yards, one touchdown, and Austin Ekeler had
• 56:55
  sixteen carries for one hundred and seventeen yards and the touchdown. It seems like
• 56:59
  a was doing a lot of work. It seems like defense let up thirty
• 57:04
  six points because they scored thirty four. The defense just let up so many
• 57:07
  points. It's the defense, not Josh or not Justin Herbert. And because
• 57:12
  you're lat tay four hundred and sixty six, hold on, this is why
• 57:21
  when he's in conversations for top five six quarterback, you got these are the
• 57:28
  we had to get nit picky about these. Why bro tyreek Hill had two
• 57:31
  hundred fifteen receiving yards nothing, What does that had to do with Justin Herbert?
• 57:36
  When you are and when what when you're in the top six quarterback conversation.
• 57:39
  I don't want to hear about the fucking defense win some quarterbacks. But
• 57:45
  people say, no, no, no, no, he's not a lot
• 57:47
  of people say this, he's the quarterback. Not even So what does that
• 57:51
  have to do with Tyreek Hill having two hundred and fifteen yards and two touchdowns?
• 57:54
  What can Justin Herbert do about that? She's scoring thirty four points?
• 57:58
  Score game defense thirty six scored in Mike Mike was so simple. If it
• 58:04
  is simple, we make it hard. What about the game where they gave
• 58:07
  up thirty points? Why did the defense just stop Tyrek Hill? I didn't
• 58:12
  say why why didn't they? But right now are you over here talking about
• 58:15
  something? Oh, fraud walts on him because Tyrek Hill had two hundred yards.
• 58:19
  Yeah, fraud waltch on him because you getting a lot of praise and
• 58:22
  you're not doing anything. He had two hundred and twenty eight yards and a
• 58:24
  touchdown. So the goddamn wood and you lost. Okay, okay, Patriots,
• 58:31
  next conversation. Hold up, he's the top People will say he's top
• 58:36
  five six. What did he do wrong? It's not about him doing wrong,
• 58:38
  it's like he didn't do it. You gotta show me some things that
• 58:43
  results wise. That warn't you being in this conversation. They I don't give
• 58:49
  a fuck how many points they score, Keenan, I'm talking about results.
• 58:52
  Was running all over their defense. It's just that their defense couldn't stop people
• 58:55
  from scoring. I don't know. It's I'm talking about results. The results
• 59:00
  that matter are winning. We're talking about his team. So if he don't
• 59:05
  he didn't even throw a pick two it in So if they're gonna make the
• 59:07
  playoffs, what it's a defense problem. It could be different factors. If
• 59:12
  their defense is letting people get two hundred yards a game, that's not justin
• 59:15
  Herbert's fault, Michael, that's not his fault. He's not playing corner.
• 59:19
  He's not stopped. Mike, Come on, bro, stop it. Stop
• 59:22
  it. If Jalen Hurst starts for four hundred yards and a touchdown, but
• 59:25
  then your team give up fifty points, hurt What did Jalen hurts doing the
• 59:29
  Super Bowl? You fumble and I'm gonna be real, I love them,
• 59:32
  that's my guy, but that's that didn't happen. He didn't. But what
• 59:37
  else? But what's be real? That's my boy and I love him.
• 59:40
  But he did do that. He did, all right if he did.
• 59:45
  But also our defense led up thirty eight points and Jayalen was responsible for thirty
• 59:50
  five. I get it, but we can't erase. I'm not erasing anything.
• 59:54
  No, I'm not, you know not. You know havn't able to
• 59:58
  score the thirty eight because when he had a chess squat gave the ball up.
• 1:00:02
  Spade is a spade, bro he had. Jalen Hurts had three hundred,
• 1:00:06
  three hundred and four yards passing the touchdown didn't carry seventy yards and three
• 1:00:10
  rushing touchdowns. Yes, he fumbled, he fumbled, and the defense led
• 1:00:15
  up thirty eight points. Did Patrick Mahomes give up the ball? And I'm
• 1:00:21
  not comparing, I'm just saying, when you're playing against a beast like that,
• 1:00:23
  you gotta be perfect as the Patch Mahomes getting the ball. And did
• 1:00:28
  our defense force a turnover? The answer is notable. And the problem with
• 1:00:35
  that was their defense didn't force the tone that he just he just did some
• 1:00:38
  shit. I don't even know what that was. He got hit and fumbled.
• 1:00:45
  Sorry, people, just like the honestly, just like the fumbold that
• 1:00:47
  happened here, Because what the fuck are you doing diving trying to He didn't.
• 1:00:52
  No, no, no, no, no no. The fumble he
• 1:00:53
  had against the Patriots, he didn't dive. He didn't try to truck anybody.
• 1:01:00
  He thought he had a free first down, and Jabrill Peppers came out
• 1:01:02
  of nowhere and smacked this nigg in the chest, cleaned him out. Do
• 1:01:06
  you remember the hitting cleaned him. He didn't try to, he didn't try
• 1:01:08
  to truck anybody. No, he thought he had a clean lane and Jabrill
• 1:01:13
  Peppers up still fast though he cleaned this nigga's clock. It was a wide
• 1:01:20
  open lane. He said, ship first downlap x Wolverine. Yeah, shout
• 1:01:23
  out m j Ex Wolverine. But yeah, but you do have you gotta
• 1:01:28
  hang on to the ball. Hang on to the ball. But he got
• 1:01:30
  cracked. Yeah, still his fault. Hang on to the ball. If
• 1:01:34
  you want more sports, subscribe to the Patreona. Talk more sports on the
• 1:01:38
  Patreon. Yeah exactly. Sorry to all the listeners who can really care less
• 1:01:42
  about sports, and you guys want to hear the funnies, I don't care.
• 1:01:45
  Well, this ain't just a comedy podcast. We talked about sports in
• 1:01:49
  this bitch fast forward. It's a button anyway we have, we haven't talked
• 1:01:53
  about sports, and I mean fast forward. I don't think exactly anyway football.
• 1:02:02
  Somebody's gonna complain. No, no, no, no. The first
• 1:02:05
  week of football was great. Man. Shout out to everybody's teams that I
• 1:02:07
  don't want to know. If you're not undefeated right now, your team sucks.
• 1:02:14
  If you lost the first game. I saw it, just just saw
• 1:02:19
  a tweet that said, what's U A big surprise, A big surprise that
• 1:02:23
  you expect for the season, A big surprise. And then somebody said,
• 1:02:28
  who's gonna be a surprise player this season? And somebody said, Daniel Jones.
• 1:02:31
  He's gonna be asked, and then people are going to be surprised that
• 1:02:36
  he's asked. Here's what I will say, though, Here's what I will
• 1:02:39
  say from that Giant's game. Yeah, everybody looked terrible, But Daniel Jones
• 1:02:45
  was not the reason they lost. Absolutely. I don't know he's not.
• 1:02:50
  He's not the reason they lost. He's not the first time he snapped the
• 1:02:53
  ball, he was running for his life. There was no time nobody was
• 1:02:59
  blocking. Michael Parsons was doing whatever he wanted. The line was non existent.
• 1:03:05
  Bro just running, just hike Sack, Like, what the what up?
• 1:03:09
  Unemp, Bro, he tried, He's trying to throw the ball.
• 1:03:12
  Niggas are dropping the ball. He threws it, Bro, he throws it
• 1:03:15
  to his best player, allegedly to his best player. Fucking gets smacked fumble.
• 1:03:22
  I'm like, nothing is going right for this thing. So after watching
• 1:03:25
  that, you can, yeah, Daniel Jones made a lot of mistakes.
• 1:03:30
  There's a lot of things they could have did better. You can say it's
• 1:03:31
  coaching too. Ever, nobody ever blames the coaches. Yeah, it looked
• 1:03:35
  like coaching too but exactly why. I don't understand it was such a bad
• 1:03:38
  team game. I don't understand why we've played the Cowboys eight times in the
• 1:03:42
  last twelve years. Week one. I hate that and I've always had dision
• 1:03:46
  games. Division games shouldn't happen in the first two weeks anyway, period that
• 1:03:52
  there's too many teams in the league for us to be playing division games that
• 1:03:55
  matter in the first two weeks. Should have played especially the most competitive division.
• 1:04:00
  Yeah, you should play. Should have played the Vikings, the NFC,
• 1:04:03
  should have played the AFC East. We are the most competitive division.
• 1:04:08
  Like, we didn't have three teams just make the playoffs? Who was more
• 1:04:11
  competitive than us? Okay, yeah, he just wanted to Dickie. He
• 1:04:15
  I know, No, he just wanted to competitive me. He just wanted
• 1:04:17
  to dick like competitive, how do you competitive? Get the giants? He
• 1:04:19
  just wanted to dick. He meant like you were a team compared to his.
• 1:04:24
  Yeah, yeah, Dickie, I mean I'm sorry. Sorry. It's
• 1:04:30
  two teams clearly far and away better than the other team. That's fine,
• 1:04:33
  But so that doesn't sound competitive to me. Three of those competitive More like
• 1:04:40
  sounds more like of the teams made the playoffs. Michael, stop it what
• 1:04:44
  you say? Breaking news for us? Aaron Rodgers expected to have suffered a
• 1:04:48
  ruptured achilles. Oh and we'll miss the entire twenty th Damn. It's Jets
• 1:04:55
  are fucked. Yeah, damn, that's my goat though, it's bro That's
• 1:05:00
  why Iowa had a great career. I don't think he's gonna come back from
• 1:05:02
  this. Man. Yeah, that's a rough injury. Man. Well go,
• 1:05:05
  Dolphins stare division to lose. Now, what about the Bills? Somebody
• 1:05:12
  said at six o'clock, Aaron Rodgers going to Terris Achilles on a drench met
• 1:05:15
  life Turpin two and a half. He probably edited that, didn't he Maybe
• 1:05:18
  I did. No, I would definitely take the Dolphins over the Bills,
• 1:05:24
  especially when Jalen Ramsey comes back. I didn't realized he wasn't playing. He's
• 1:05:28
  hurt, he's been, he's hurt. He's gonna be hurt to like December
• 1:05:31
  or something like that. Oh fuck, you're right. So they got they
• 1:05:34
  got that weighting in the tuck. Yeah, so you know what was waiting
• 1:05:40
  in the tuck? What that uh interview with the dude that said Obama was
• 1:05:46
  gay? He was waiting at the duck. Excuse me? What you didn't
• 1:05:50
  see that? You didn't see the interview. You didn't see the ship.
• 1:05:53
  No, Tucker was it Tucker Cross? Tucker Crols reaching for views like didn't
• 1:05:58
  get I guess he's not on his networ anymore, not fired, right,
• 1:06:01
  because what the fuck was that? So he had this dude come on his
• 1:06:04
  uh whatever, some sort of show he has, saying that he was having
• 1:06:11
  some gay dealings with Obama and he said he's he met Obama at a bar
• 1:06:17
  or somewhere, and he was like he knew what Obama was about gay gay
• 1:06:23
  stuff, and he was doing drugs and then stuff do a secret handshake.
• 1:06:28
  I don't know, and are you looking it up? Elsie? Yeah,
• 1:06:31
  okay, so pretty much it came out that like this dude is known to
• 1:06:36
  be full of shit. Ye, like he's been convicted, a convicted liar,
• 1:06:43
  like in so many words, like he's just lied about many things,
• 1:06:46
  and they gave him a platform just because because he's talking bad about Obama.
• 1:06:50
  Our country is a mess. That's like, this is a joke, Like
• 1:06:57
  he said the president was out here sucking dick like what like he wait?
• 1:07:00
  I mean even if he was, If he was, who cares? Even
• 1:07:03
  if he was, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do
• 1:07:05
  about it? There's nothing to gain from this, zero to what do we
• 1:07:09
  do with this information? If it's true? Yes, outside, and there's
• 1:07:15
  the sky that's introduced to me as Barack Obama. All right, stop stop
• 1:07:20
  stop wait wait wait what the cover? Hold on? Let it go,
• 1:07:27
  my lady. Sounds like you're looking at a party pulled up in a bar.
• 1:07:30
  Outside and there's the sky that's introduced to me as Barack Obama. I
• 1:07:34
  had given Barack two hundred and fifty dollars to pay for coke. I start
• 1:07:39
  putting a line on a CD trait to snort, and next thing I know,
• 1:07:43
  he's got a little pipe and he's smoking. So I just started rubbing
• 1:07:46
  my hand along this thought see where it was going, and it went the
• 1:07:50
  direction I had intended it to go for the night. So this man was
• 1:07:55
  saying Obama started smoking crack? Who was on crack? So just absolute bullshit
• 1:08:00
  bro and and Tucker Carlson, he's just running with it. He's too smart.
• 1:08:04
  Like he might he's a racist prick, but he's too smart for that.
• 1:08:09
  Like Bro, No, he knows what he's doing, he knows what
• 1:08:14
  That's what makes these people more evil than normal. It's like they know,
• 1:08:18
  they know they're supporting horshit. They're just doing it for money because they know
• 1:08:25
  the people uh uh more gullible and less intelligent than them, will believe anything
• 1:08:30
  that will support what they believe or agenda. Also, we all know what
• 1:08:39
  Obama looks like, by far, the most attractive president by far. Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  it's not close. The second, the second, the only one remotely
• 1:08:49
  closed. Maybe John F. Kennedy after that? After that, awful right,
• 1:08:57
  anybody who fucked Marilyn Monroe had her on the side. Okay, honorable
• 1:09:01
  mention. Right now we have Barack who's saying, we know who he looks
• 1:09:08
  like. That's yeah. I don't know why they chose that, but not
• 1:09:12
  agree what was going on? Not the best middle names, not the best
• 1:09:16
  for a president to have, a yeah, especially considering the time. I
• 1:09:21
  mean, he had it already. I I think not if I know I'm
• 1:09:30
  running for president and a post nine other America, I might I might change
• 1:09:33
  that ship to Harry, okay, or just saying just saying I'm not going
• 1:09:41
  forward Sary Obama, Yeah, Barrock, Harold. You know anyway, you
• 1:09:46
  don't know what Barack looks like. And I've just seen what the fuck the
• 1:09:51
  thing that was making these allegations if Barack was gay, what in the fucking
• 1:10:00
  you know? His type? Holiest, ugly? We don't you know his
• 1:10:03
  type? His type. I don't think his type would be that. I
• 1:10:08
  mean, maybe he's just going from whatever he can get on the low.
• 1:10:11
  I don't think his type would be that. There's plenty of more attractive gaze.
• 1:10:15
  I don't think it's low that would that would suck the tan skin all
• 1:10:19
  for President Obama's dick. How How many times do you see an attractive person
• 1:10:24
  with an ugly person, you'll know his type. That wasn't a president.
• 1:10:29
  No, I am not so he wasn't a president. Wasn't a president then
• 1:10:31
  he was just a presidential smoking his new ports. No, that sounds like
• 1:10:36
  it was like back in the day. It wasn't like recent. Yeah,
• 1:10:40
  well he's smoking cracks. Okay, that makes you difference. This was like
• 1:10:43
  college burial then I guess, you know whatever, Harvard burry. But if
• 1:10:47
  this running for senator, not running for president, senator not not that guy.
• 1:10:53
  Okay, well you know, ma, plus who knows that might have
• 1:10:55
  been a good looking guy at twenty thirty years ago. You know, white
• 1:10:58
  people aids badly. This is awesome. That is also true. You know
• 1:11:01
  what why That was a good point. But whatever, I hate that.
• 1:11:04
  That was a good point. But I saw one one tweet that said Obama
• 1:11:11
  will be like, let me be queer. That's pretty funny. Let me
• 1:11:16
  be quiet, que let me be queer for one second. Oh my life,
• 1:11:25
  I do all occasions suck. The man be queer them them, Barack
• 1:11:34
  Obama. But yeah, they trying to say Michelle is a man. They
• 1:11:39
  these people, they wrong with anything showed me if a picture of Michelle as
• 1:11:42
  a child, as a little girl, y'all see when they putting the picture
• 1:11:45
  out of like they was like Sasha smoking a cigarette. She's not smoking cigarettes.
• 1:11:50
  But they said, your mama had us take away our chicken wings,
• 1:11:57
  away our potato chips, and you she did look at sloppy. Yeah,
• 1:12:02
  Michelle Obama did take our lunches away in high school. She was looking kind
• 1:12:04
  of crazy, man, it happens. She was looking. She was looking
• 1:12:09
  a little day on a five hundred. Hey, man, Presidential daughters never
• 1:12:13
  at turn they never. They never paying out the way that everybody thinks they're
• 1:12:15
  going to. You know what I'm saying. Remember the Bush Sisters? No,
• 1:12:19
  no, they panning out? How I thought they were going to horse?
• 1:12:23
  Yeah? What you remember the Bush Sisters? You said they're horse?
• 1:12:27
  What do they? It was? It was a mess back in the day.
• 1:12:30
  I don't know, man, Yeah, I guess you were keeping up
• 1:12:32
  with you on outside, keeping up with the bushes the best. They were
• 1:12:36
  a mess. It's one of them. Gay. What is that you're the
• 1:12:42
  president's daughter. You can't like the same sex? Yeah? Represent America,
• 1:12:46
  okay, like straight America. Trump twenty twenty four, what are you doing
• 1:12:50
  here talking about? What? Hey? What are we talking on? Fl
• 1:12:58
  red White blue? Or was it a what do we do? That's on
• 1:13:00
  my check? Yeah, there's no USAQ. Hey, I plus plus ship.
• 1:13:09
  It's October. It's in September, not June. Sure? Sure?
• 1:13:14
  What is local local news? Did you guys see the guy escape from prison?
• 1:13:18
  I heard about? Wait? I heard about it isn't be a murderer?
• 1:13:23
  Yeah, so okay, where do you where do you escape from?
• 1:13:27
  Right around this corner? What not? Right around the corner? Back?
• 1:13:32
  Why did I get talk about murderers? Why did I get at? What
• 1:13:39
  the break? Philly? Let's see? I should have looked this up before.
• 1:13:43
  So is this the guy that scaled up the wall and they have it
• 1:13:45
  on cameras? That was him? He scaled up the wall like the look
• 1:13:49
  in a hallway? Yeah, like in your house? Like why the fuck?
• 1:13:54
  Why can't you just get outside that way? That? Who knows?
• 1:13:57
  That made no sense? I was actually pretty impressed by that, and I
• 1:13:59
  was like, wow, why didn't anyone else do that earlier? Oh?
• 1:14:02
  Wow? They fired the prison guard who was on duty. How was he
• 1:14:04
  even supposed to see him? He was in the cut and they had it
• 1:14:08
  on camera. They hadn't they had the cameras there, So who's I guess
• 1:14:11
  he was supposed to be watching. He's sleeping. He was supposed to be
• 1:14:14
  watching. My stepdad used to he was a correction officer. He said,
• 1:14:17
  he used to be sleeping the tower when a shot next him. Just knocked
• 1:14:19
  out. We got somebody, little escape prisoner Danello Calvan, cavalante, Cavalante,
• 1:14:31
  cavasante. Yeah, scene driving a stolen van visiting former colleagues's house.
• 1:14:41
  M hey, we got a car twelve. His twelfth day out was today,
• 1:14:45
  well Monday. Damn he really yo. Escaping prison is wild? Yeah,
• 1:14:54
  real prison break hours. Yeah, he's been a nice little run.
• 1:14:58
  Yeah, this is off day. This might be the longest ever. You
• 1:15:02
  got her ducking and dolling. You get out of prison, what's the first
• 1:15:05
  thing you do? Get some asks, get some coochie. Yeah, you're
• 1:15:10
  moving like a Denzel. I'm getting some mask. No he got in.
• 1:15:15
  Yeah, now I see why he got like that type of ass. He
• 1:15:18
  was just getting anything I gotta get get. I got forty eight hours outside,
• 1:15:23
  baby, damn, this is crazy. Through the in the gene in
• 1:15:29
  the in the Yeah, came in the jeans off, the off, the
• 1:15:33
  off, the dry hump, the dry pumps. The dry hump turned into
• 1:15:39
  a wet pump. Sick. I wasn't even soaking, No, it was
• 1:15:45
  soaking. Yes, so he was laughing. It's possibly are sighted in East
• 1:15:51
  Nan nand Meal. I don't even know where East nand Meal. So he's
• 1:15:57
  somewhere out western Pa. I gets somewhere that doesn't matter for us, So
• 1:16:00
  we're safe. Yeah, this kid might be still on the loose. Remember,
• 1:16:11
  oh my god, what was that sniper? No, not DZ sniper?
• 1:16:14
  Remember the ship who down the other nigga? Who was the one guy
• 1:16:16
  I was shooting the police? Oh the like an X he's like a marine
• 1:16:20
  or some shit. Remember that. Let me see. Oh my god,
• 1:16:25
  I don't watch the news or listen to Oh you didn't have to be on
• 1:16:28
  the news for this one. This Uh what the fuck was his name?
• 1:16:30
  The black dude? He was in Dallas. Christopher Dorner Christopher Dorner o bro
• 1:16:40
  Yes, I really purposely trying not to keep on keep up with but this
• 1:16:45
  was like this was like a matter of our own safety. Keenan Like he
• 1:16:48
  was across the bridge. They were like, he's coming to Jersey. He's
• 1:16:50
  coming to Jersey. Wait that guy? No, this guy was in Dallas.
• 1:16:55
  Christopher Dorner, Yeah I thought he was the guy I'm talking about.
• 1:16:59
  Oh no, Christopher Snipers was worrying about them coming to Jersey. We were
• 1:17:02
  worried about them too, But yeah, Christopher Dorner wasn't pa right sure about
• 1:17:08
  this location. I don't know who you're talking. Wait, no, there
• 1:17:11
  was a guy. There was one dude who was actually in PA and they
• 1:17:13
  thought he was coming to j Oh was it the listeners I'm playing now it's
• 1:17:15
  fake news. Don't listen to guns aren't real. Maybe it was the murderer
• 1:17:20
  guy from Iowa? Remember that guy that was That was like last year he
• 1:17:25
  killed like the college students. Name was on the run. Oh shoot,
• 1:17:28
  I saw that he got real close to here. Andy was watching one of
• 1:17:30
  those shows. Yeah you know they covered on a Yeah, he was getting
• 1:17:33
  close to hear Those littles are interesting. I can't lie, bro, my
• 1:17:40
  mom be watching all them ships. Yeah, like I'll be watching them sometimes
• 1:17:43
  something the whole sorority. Yeah, I did what the fuck the Kappa Epsilon
• 1:17:47
  Town due to him making that fucking man like damn yeh shout at the murders.
• 1:17:56
  Don't know what happened at the Try Delta Town. That's just crazy,
• 1:18:00
  bro, that'sh wow. Anyway, anyway, you know what happened. There
• 1:18:08
  was a trend of guy dinner. Yeah, what was that again, Coucia.
• 1:18:13
  It can be, but like you know, you're going out to dinner
• 1:18:16
  just book without your girl. So you're like, I'm just gonna get maybe
• 1:18:23
  an appetizer and entree and that's it. And I'm gonna spend like thirty dollars
• 1:18:26
  instead of like seventy five thousand dollars five thousand to eat all your food,
• 1:18:33
  Eat all your food. I thought all you meant like going out to dinner
• 1:18:38
  with the guys, because we've done that a lot. No, I mean
• 1:18:40
  that too. Yeah, I know I don't have to pay for y'all,
• 1:18:42
  pay for myself, pay for myself. It's like, yeah, going out
• 1:18:45
  to going out to eat, just being single is fun. Mhmm. Tell
• 1:18:50
  me more. Y'all can't relate. No, but I don't want me.
• 1:18:56
  I don't want it. Yeah, good for y'all. I had a very
• 1:18:58
  long time being single. I've only been doing this said, I don't know
• 1:19:01
  what you're talking about. This has been my longest relationship of a year and
• 1:19:04
  some months. So we're talking about good for you. Yeah na, well
• 1:19:09
  asn't being a single as an adult? I say, because I was okay,
• 1:19:13
  yeah, oh yeah, Kenny wasn't an adult two years ago. It's
• 1:19:19
  just beatable. Yeah nah, I mean not having to pay for two everything
• 1:19:23
  was cool. Yeah, I do like that. That's why I thought the
• 1:19:26
  trend was so expensive. I didn't realize I was paying for two tickets every
• 1:19:29
  time I was like, I was just like, oh wait, tickets every
• 1:19:35
  time I go to New York. It's not that expensive. Not even thinking
• 1:19:39
  of it either, you're just doing it, like damn I got damn yeah,
• 1:19:43
  why stick two hundred dollars? It's not I mean, she wants to
• 1:19:47
  get three sides and an advertising you know, she gotta have a drink.
• 1:19:51
  What you're starving? Right, you're not even gonna eat all that? Like
• 1:19:56
  nobody don't feed you at home? Embarrassing me like food that was my favorite
• 1:20:02
  thing, garlic for seconds. Act like we don't feed you at home?
• 1:20:08
  Like oh man, yeah, act like you know we got food at home.
• 1:20:14
  I used to be outside. What is like a dinner that you have?
• 1:20:17
  Like what's like the biggest struggle meal you've had, at least recently.
• 1:20:21
  Struggle meal. Yeah, like something that's just like you didn't want to make
• 1:20:26
  dinner, but it's like you wanted to have something. Sleep Never, I'm
• 1:20:30
  too hungry for that chicken nuggets. I'm definitely doing nice little peanut butter and
• 1:20:35
  jelly stiners. That's undefeated. Yeah, I'll make a couple of those.
• 1:20:40
  Can't beat that. M I had some. I bought some lunch, made
• 1:20:45
  some some smoked turkey. Oh, can't go wrong with the cold cut,
• 1:20:49
  A nice cold cut with some chips. Man, he put your chick absolutely
• 1:20:55
  Okay, hold on pause, time out. I was asked to ask you
• 1:20:58
  guys this. I know what you're gonna be. But I was asked to
• 1:21:00
  ask you guys this, This must be an important portion for ubs. No,
• 1:21:05
  well, yes, yes, yeah. I'm not gonna say no.
• 1:21:08
  I'm not gonna say no, no, no fuck actually, never mind,
• 1:21:11
  I'm not gonna ask a question. Have you ever paired a peanut butter and
• 1:21:15
  jelly SAMs for chips? Yeah? Yeah? What kind of chips? Ladies?
• 1:21:21
  Yeah? Three those? Yeah, I've already had ladies chips in general,
• 1:21:27
  or like a pretzel yeah you. I was not expecting that answer.
• 1:21:31
  No, no, I haven't because I don't. I don't think that I
• 1:21:35
  was the same, which just peanut butter and jelly falls into that category where
• 1:21:38
  you add chips we throw on the side. Oh no, baby, it
• 1:21:41
  doesn't peanut butter. This is why, this is why I would do as
• 1:21:44
  a kid all the time, peanut and jelly, chips and a glass of
• 1:21:48
  milk, glass of milk, doing this milk bro that goes with peanut butter
• 1:21:53
  and jelly. It didn't lie and say it doesn't. It does the only
• 1:21:55
  way I would allow a peanut butter Okay, okay, so his thing.
• 1:22:00
  I would allow that if you know a kid lunch box like, oh I'm
• 1:22:03
  peanut butter, jelly, some chips. But as a grown adult, I
• 1:22:08
  haven't done. I mean, as a grown adult, are you matching peanut
• 1:22:11
  butter and jelly and then putting chips on the side. Yeah, because you
• 1:22:15
  want a peanut butter and jelly. So and if I want something else,
• 1:22:17
  if I had the chips, yeah, I'm gonna eat the chips with what
• 1:22:19
  do you just eat peanutter and jelly? By So that's it. You're not
• 1:22:24
  so you're not that hungry. I'll have to first off, chips, don't
• 1:22:28
  my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? What do you mean? Like peanut butter,
• 1:22:31
  jelly, peanutter. So it'd be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
• 1:22:34
  and then on that and another piece of bread and put a peanut butter,
• 1:22:36
  you know, the double stack like a school, three pieces of bread,
• 1:22:41
  peanut butter and jelly on both sides. To meet you one, No,
• 1:22:44
  that's only a choker sandwich. Huh a choker sandwich? What type of freaky
• 1:22:48
  ash are you talking about? We's just were's just peanut butter. No,
• 1:22:53
  you never had a choker sandwich. I mean I'm gonna choke you. What
• 1:22:56
  the fuck? Who does that? I didn't know. I mean it's called
• 1:23:00
  the choker. And what the fuck is an all jelly sandwich? There's a
• 1:23:03
  jelly slider? Mm hmmm goes Down't smooth, nigger. I'm never eating just
• 1:23:14
  the pokers peanut butter sandwich. No, I don't want to struggle like that.
• 1:23:15
  Why a fair thing. That's when you would that's when I would allow
• 1:23:18
  you to have a glass milk, not because you don't need it. Definitely,
• 1:23:24
  no, I'm not. I'm not very upset that you guys wouldn't answer
• 1:23:29
  Yeah, because it's a nice little sack on the side. You don't eat
• 1:23:32
  nothing because you you double stacking. No, because that's because he's making Mega
• 1:23:36
  whopper, no super but electric guitar. Because half the times when I have
• 1:23:45
  a sandwich, I had chips on the side, I'm putting my chips on
• 1:23:48
  the sandwich and not putting your chips on the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
• 1:23:50
  No, No, because there's no one they were doing that. We were
• 1:23:54
  doing. No, that's what I'm saying. So on the sandwiches. You
• 1:23:58
  would do that on that's with a quake having chips, but you're not doing
• 1:24:02
  it with I don't put hip on my sandwich anyway, even if the cold
• 1:24:05
  cuts, I'm not putting ships on that. Yeah, I'm an adult.
• 1:24:08
  Do it every time I'm I beg greedy. That's bluntt. That's when God
• 1:24:12
  looks at that and said, that's that's the sin. Oh, but have
• 1:24:15
  him on the side. It's not. But you put them all together.
• 1:24:17
  He said that man has control, easing one at a time. He knows
• 1:24:21
  how to separate it smooth groups he's got measured expectation. That's control. That's
• 1:24:30
  control right there. No, no, no, I can't because I mean
• 1:24:33
  they taste good together. But also I'm talking about chips in a sandwich like
• 1:24:39
  a regular it tastes good like you. Yeah, it's a salty element to
• 1:24:43
  the chips, the chips on the sandwich yourself. I'm talking about like a
• 1:24:47
  regular co cutch. That's too much for me. I just don't. I
• 1:24:51
  don't want the crunch. It's great. Oh that's an elite bro. But
• 1:24:56
  also also you're talking to a nigga who didn't let his food touch for a
• 1:24:59
  long time, saying, so, m I do now I feel you let
• 1:25:05
  the mac and cheese and that's difference. But I will, i'll if I
• 1:25:11
  could, I would blend my things giving plate together and drink it. I
• 1:25:14
  don't let the greens juice touch everything. Not because the green juice be getting
• 1:25:18
  too fucking loose. It'd be touching every green juice. I had to control
• 1:25:21
  like good. I have to get like a separate plate for that. I
• 1:25:27
  respect that I have to he No, I put my cranberry sauce on top
• 1:25:30
  of everything. We're talking about greens juice. Know what I'm saying, I
• 1:25:32
  put my cranberry sauce on top of the greens. Cranberry sauce with the mat.
• 1:25:38
  You don't need cranberry nigga. No, you like cranberry juice. Yes,
• 1:25:42
  don't taste like cranberry sauce. And I dig your lite to me and
• 1:25:44
  tell me, and tell me it does. And what the fuck does it
• 1:25:46
  taste like? Ganan? Cranberry sauce doesn't taste like cranberries. No, it
• 1:25:51
  doesn't taste like cranberry juice. Cranberry cranberry tastes like cranberry cranberries. It's not
• 1:25:57
  the same. Yeah, one's just a little more tart. That's Tomatoes tastes
• 1:26:00
  like tomato sauce. I'm talking about. I don't like some mardonberries. I'm
• 1:26:04
  talking about tomatoes. Tomatoes and tomatoes do taste like tomato sauce. No the
• 1:26:09
  fuck it doesn't nasty, No it doesn't. You buy it too a tomato.
• 1:26:12
  You have a spoonful of tomato sauce. Two different tastes ingredients. With
• 1:26:18
  cranberry juice, it's just jelatized. No, not the sauce of juice.
• 1:26:24
  Okay, extra, I'm talking about cranberry juice, not cranberry cocktail. Yeah,
• 1:26:30
  it's extra sitting there. You think that's sitting in a bottle by itself
• 1:26:33
  without an extra. You like cranberry sauce. No, I respect, I
• 1:26:39
  figured Mike, you don't said respect. Yeah, he doesn't like it,
• 1:26:42
  so don't You don't like to the mic. Don't like nothing though, for
• 1:26:44
  real, So I'm not as surprised he said it's not savory. I already
• 1:26:47
  knows answer. It's not savory. It's just too bland. If it's not
• 1:26:51
  gonna raise his CHOLESTERO on, he don't want Okay, that's okay, Okay,
• 1:26:59
  I'm giving. I'm giving to people what they want this episode. Okay,
• 1:27:01
  are you They say what they want? They say we make jokes about
• 1:27:05
  it, but we actually don't do so. I think there was enough last
• 1:27:10
  week, but you guys really dig into it. He's really fat. That
• 1:27:17
  was the craziest comment ever. I'll never get over there. You guys don't
• 1:27:21
  try to hurt him like he ever cried once on the fucking question if it
• 1:27:29
  said enough, he wants to make a change. Okay, I mean we're
• 1:27:34
  making strides. Yeah, we're making strides. Were going swimming so the question
• 1:27:40
  was who asked it? A time your parents are A time you pissed your
• 1:27:45
  parents off the most I put that in there. You have do you have
• 1:27:49
  one you were thinking of? Uh? Absolutely? What the did you?
• 1:27:54
  I'm thinking about? So one time I definitely pissed my parents all really really
• 1:28:00
  bad. What did I do? No? Because all right, I was
• 1:28:14
  she she was still dumb. I was at a summer camp and I was
• 1:28:19
  like dancing around. It was at the end of the US Child We're watching
• 1:28:25
  the rug Rasps movie, right, and the song was on and the song
• 1:28:28
  was coming like and I'm like, I'm a child, So I'm dancing around
• 1:28:33
  and I'm like enjoined the song and one of the teachers like, oh,
• 1:28:38
  sit down, and I go, no, mind your business to the teacher,
• 1:28:44
  Well, who the fuck? Why don't you mind your goddamn business and
• 1:28:47
  let me dance your business? Cynthia. Clearly after that I got sent to
• 1:28:55
  the office. How old you? I was probably around eight ish? Wow.
• 1:29:01
  And I'll never forget this because this was even my parents. This is
• 1:29:05
  my grandparents. My grandparents, especially my grandma never hit me. Ever,
• 1:29:15
  besides that day, she can't because she had because she's like a like a
• 1:29:23
  big important like a deaconess in the church or whatever. And you're in church.
• 1:29:26
  Bible camp can't acting as Bible school. No, it's a church,
• 1:29:32
  but they have that. So she had to come pick me up. And
• 1:29:38
  then I went home for the day. And I'll never forget. Like before
• 1:29:43
  y'all see my house, it's steps you gotta take before you get to the
• 1:29:45
  front door. I didn't hit the first step. My grandma started beating the
• 1:29:51
  shit out of it, like smacking me in the face. Oh my god,
• 1:29:59
  face hit the work like like it was a good old fashioned Virginia asshole.
• 1:30:08
  But like I thought, I she's gonna tell me get a switch off
• 1:30:11
  the tree slavery. Yeah, I was just I just I just never forgot
• 1:30:19
  that. I don't want to go she I really pissed her off that day
• 1:30:23
  she went to town with you. Yeah, yeah, she went. She
• 1:30:26
  went to work. Nice. Good for you. I think it's that mind
• 1:30:31
  your business to a teacher. Yeah. I don't know what came over me.
• 1:30:35
  I literally she tried to beat the devil out of you. She beat
• 1:30:41
  the sin out of me. He had the spirit of Dance on him.
• 1:30:43
  He was just trying to express himself. Foot loose spirit. Well I want
• 1:30:46
  to do is dance. But I don't know. I don't think I ever
• 1:30:53
  really like pissed off. I don't think my dad doesn't get mad. So
• 1:30:56
  I can't remember a time where I ever actually pissed off my dad my mom.
• 1:30:59
  I don't know if I told this story, but one time I rode
• 1:31:01
  my bike too far from home understandable, Yeah you came over here. Oh
• 1:31:05
  yeah, I came over here. Well in this general neighborhood. We were
• 1:31:10
  at Adam's house. Rode my bike to Adam's house. I think, na,
• 1:31:14
  yeah, yeah, And if you know where I was, it's not
• 1:31:18
  near Adam's house, uh, because I have to cross. You gotta cross,
• 1:31:21
  Like I rode my bike far. That's probably a thirty minute. So
• 1:31:30
  I came over here. It was after school. I think it was a
• 1:31:32
  half day, so I was like, I was like, I could be
• 1:31:34
  home before anything, I could do whatever. Yeah, I'm chilling right.
• 1:31:42
  So I think I got home and I got him. I'm like, immediately
• 1:31:45
  we're going we're playing two adams house. I was like, I'm in there
• 1:31:47
  it what's up? And I think it's probably like our sophomore year maybe,
• 1:31:51
  So I ride my bike all the way over there, and uh, you
• 1:31:56
  know when you're playing, when you're having fun, time flies, right,
• 1:32:00
  So I'm over there. It's like four thirty ish. I think at the
• 1:32:03
  time my mom was either working in Philly or Mount Laura one or the other.
• 1:32:08
  But she had called. She had called me, and I think she
• 1:32:11
  had might I think she had just got home. I didn't even realize the
• 1:32:14
  time. She's like, where are you at. I was like camera like,
• 1:32:18
  I didn't choose my next words very careful, and I don't know.
• 1:32:21
  I'm not I ain't gonna lie. I was like, I'm at Adam's house.
• 1:32:24
  She was like, you need to get home right now. I was
• 1:32:29
  like, well, fuck right, So I daped everybody. I'm like,
• 1:32:31
  all right, I'm out. So I'm on my bike booking at home.
• 1:32:35
  It starts pouring, pouring down rain, right, So I'm getting close to
• 1:32:42
  my house at this time. I'm passing Bridal Club when I was home.
• 1:32:45
  I'm almost home. But the way I took because I was trying to avoid
• 1:32:47
  the like the highway and ship, I had to take the back rows.
• 1:32:49
  I'm passing them. My sonic home and all that. I had to go
• 1:32:51
  by to high school. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hell
• 1:32:57
  fuck bro, because we went from here down here to go back to near
• 1:33:01
  the school to go up. Why did you do that? Because I can't.
• 1:33:05
  I can't take the way. I can't take the shortcut because I would
• 1:33:10
  have to get on the highway getting there. I would have to No,
• 1:33:13
  I didn't. I took the backway. I took the same way getting there.
• 1:33:16
  So I thought you went across the highway the first time. So coming
• 1:33:19
  from my house, I went like past the high school, passing signing all
• 1:33:23
  of that past. Then I took like the little name pass ritas. Yeah,
• 1:33:26
  because there's bike paths and stuff. We're not bike passes, crosswalks.
• 1:33:29
  It's safer, it is rather than going across five forty one. And I
• 1:33:32
  think that's the way my mom assumed that I took because probably what the fuck
• 1:33:36
  are you doing? Like, so I'm riding home, I'm passing with soignic
• 1:33:40
  home, I'm going over a little bridge, I'm passing the Bridle Club,
• 1:33:43
  and I see my mom's car. I didn't even make it home yet,
• 1:33:46
  pouring down rain. My mom was like, you need to pedal faster.
• 1:33:50
  I was like, well, fuck, don't ride my bike home go and
• 1:33:56
  oh yeah, at that point in time, she takes my phone right there.
• 1:33:59
  I didn't even make it home. She gave me your phone, and
• 1:34:00
  then she just rides behind me the whole way home. As soon as I
• 1:34:03
  get in the house, straight hard. She was like, you're not going
• 1:34:09
  anywhere, and this is the beginning. I think this might I think this
• 1:34:12
  was the beginning of the summer because it was half day so I think it
• 1:34:14
  was like the end of the school year. Yeah, like the first two
• 1:34:15
  weeks of summer. I was in the crib bro first two weeks slow for
• 1:34:20
  me, So I think that's the worst I ever pissed off my mom.
• 1:34:24
  But I didn't really, like I said, I didn't really do anything.
• 1:34:26
  So, but she was mad. I haven't even brought that up. I
• 1:34:30
  wonder if she remembers that she was really upset. I don't think I ever
• 1:34:32
  see my mom was mad than that, because I think she just knew it
• 1:34:35
  just wasn't safe, you know what I'm saying. But also my mom was
• 1:34:38
  she wasn't strict, but there was a lot of shit I couldn't do.
• 1:34:41
  So I have sleepovers, go to sleepovers. Was that you, Yeah,
• 1:34:44
  it was both of us I didn't. I really couldn't go to sleepovers,
• 1:34:46
  didn't have sleepovers. Nobody ever slept it on my house. I did that
• 1:34:50
  by choice. My mom was always that didn't go to parties. I mean
• 1:34:54
  I also did that by choices, Like I don't. I didn't ask nobody
• 1:34:57
  to sleep over here because I didn't ask me why, because I knew my
• 1:35:00
  mom was said no. I knew she would have me clean everything in the
• 1:35:02
  house, so I was like, nah, no chance, he's not worth
• 1:35:06
  all the all the prep works. I'm not going to clean your bathroom like
• 1:35:13
  they're not even gonna poop in there. I know you're a game lady.
• 1:35:15
  I'm not going to reorganize the cold closet summertime. Yeah, what else did
• 1:35:23
  I do? I would I do? My mom threw a shoot at me
• 1:35:25
  when I was a kid. I don't know what I did, but I
• 1:35:27
  always bring that up just to make her feel bad, Like you threw a
• 1:35:30
  shot when he hit me in my back? Remember that time you threw a
• 1:35:32
  chocolate at me. He's like, what'd you do? I don't remember.
• 1:35:36
  I love bringing up the time to my mom at the time she hit me
• 1:35:40
  with a belt on my wiener when I was like sex seven. Yeah,
• 1:35:45
  she's told me to take a bath if you called me out the bath ready
• 1:35:50
  to beating with the belt. And I was running around trying to Tyler Perry
• 1:35:55
  plays dad, like the fuck he's going around button nicket, run around butt
• 1:35:59
  naket like we were trying to avoid the belt. And then she was swinging
• 1:36:03
  wildly and if she hit my hit my little bit and I collapsed instantly.
• 1:36:12
  Yeah, gay, it was I knew it was bad because she apologized right
• 1:36:20
  then and there. She's like, oh, I'm sorry baby, Damn.
• 1:36:28
  I was like, and I came down thinking about it. Yeah, ever
• 1:36:35
  pissed off and learned I wasn't that. No, they were just violent.
• 1:36:44
  They were just violent. They just they were just paid to beat hangouts exactly.
• 1:36:50
  You know. I wasn't that kid that got in trouble. Yeah.
• 1:36:55
  I realized I probably getting mad at my mom more than she gets mad at
• 1:36:58
  me. Just like one time really sticks out at me. It was like
• 1:37:03
  I had knee surgery. It was like I remember, the middle of seventh
• 1:37:06
  grade, I had knee surgery, right, I don't know why I remember
• 1:37:10
  that. So like I'm not allowed to like really use my leg so she's
• 1:37:15
  helping me out, like changing my I guess dressing or something on my knee.
• 1:37:18
  So she's holding my left leg and it's bent. I'm on my back
• 1:37:23
  and she reaches to get something and just left my legs. So that's that's
• 1:37:36
  what happened. She's like, oh, I I thought you could hold you.
• 1:37:39
  I was like, I just had knee surgery. I have no muscles
• 1:37:44
  in this leg. Just let you just drop, wasn't it? That was
• 1:37:51
  very sharp pain, but it was like it was quick because it just hit
• 1:37:55
  the ground. I was like, you know, another thing piss me off
• 1:38:00
  as a kid because my mom telling stories. Your mom ever tell stories about
• 1:38:03
  you? I mean, I'm sure she does, and she telling the story.
• 1:38:08
  Why the fuck are you lying to her for what It's like, that's
• 1:38:11
  not what happened. Well what happened? Then? I was like, never
• 1:38:15
  mind, Yeah, never mind, don't take story, gonna call me a
• 1:38:18
  liar, don't be told. Don't be telling people what goes on in this
• 1:38:21
  house. But then you hear him on the front of her, so he
• 1:38:24
  gonna have the nerve to tell me he gonna wash the dishes. Well,
• 1:38:30
  I ain't washing, but you gotta tell people. I ain't whing washing washing
• 1:38:36
  what anybody I'm talking about? One time I was washing the dishes and I
• 1:38:41
  was like, I was just fooling and I just put a beard of soap
• 1:38:47
  on my on my face. What an asshole I was, Tyree, I
• 1:39:00
  was in the kitchen. Nah, if I was a parent, I'll pop
• 1:39:04
  the shit out of my The fuck is you doing? You fucking soap?
• 1:39:11
  Look y'all got a beard? Slip that shit right over you. Your just
• 1:39:18
  who turned that beer into a go team? Look out? Yeah it was
• 1:39:24
  a big, big I'm waiting soap. Yeah, but you know they didn't
• 1:39:34
  really get that mad about it because I'm just I was washing the dishes.
• 1:39:39
  I got a little more adventurous. He just turned around, just just stared
• 1:39:42
  at you like this nigga special. I don't know what we're gonna do with
• 1:39:45
  him, like he's soap beards. I don't know. QUI you ever get
• 1:39:50
  your parents mad? Nah? Not really I was. I was more than
• 1:39:56
  a mellow child, So I really wasn't doing anything. He predecessors. I'm
• 1:40:00
  about to say that the bars up here, the bars up here is are
• 1:40:04
  fucking up. You could be anywhere over here, like well at least it
• 1:40:10
  wasn't what he did. Come on, well, I tell you that that
• 1:40:15
  nigga right, so wild boy straight yeah, I remember my favorite member,
• 1:40:23
  your older brother Bro. We was on the same basketball team. He was
• 1:40:25
  a senior when I was a freshman. This nigga just used to He used
• 1:40:29
  to smoke and then sleep in between the bleachers, wake up right before the
• 1:40:34
  game. Dropped thirty, drop thirty. We lost, but he dropped thirty.
• 1:40:39
  The nigga was nice. The niggas fucking. He was Alan iverson in
• 1:40:43
  high school against kids from Delrand, just fresh fresh off the NAT beginnings,
• 1:40:48
  dick stuff. When we was doing the rec leagues, he was mad,
• 1:40:54
  older than everybody. He was drive for the fucking games. Dropping to Reck
• 1:40:59
  is crazy with the look at this ticket. What this is I'm twelve,
• 1:41:05
  Like I'm twelve, but this nigga is driving to the game with a fucking
• 1:41:09
  cappuccino from start but with a coffee dropping off his teammates and him like,
• 1:41:15
  what the fuck this fuck is going on? We have on Reck jerseys,
• 1:41:18
  but he knows we're not really on this. I'm really not the Sixers.
• 1:41:25
  We're not the Knicks for real, for really, you do know that.
• 1:41:29
  I feel like he somebody told him something different. Is he getting paid to
• 1:41:33
  be here? That's a funny boy right there, shout out, I guess
• 1:41:39
  did we mention it? It's not eleven? Happy nine eleven? Everybody?
• 1:41:44
  Is that what you supposed to say? Never forget? I think that's never
• 1:41:49
  forget. Never forget? Who put this? Who put this Draft Kings promo
• 1:41:55
  in here? Then? Oh you didn't see that, Oh you didn't.
• 1:41:58
  Draft Kings is going on promo? A nine to eleven promo. They said,
• 1:42:02
  bet on these teams to win. They did, they did. They
• 1:42:05
  made a parley where you can bet on the money line for the Jets,
• 1:42:10
  the Giants, the New York teams, and the all the New York teams.
• 1:42:14
  That was a nine to eleven never forget promo. Okay, that's the
• 1:42:19
  bomb, that's wild. It's an explosive deal deal. That ship was crazy.
• 1:42:28
  They were like, m maybe we should never thought that was a bad
• 1:42:30
  idea. If so many, if they won, that would have terror on
• 1:42:33
  the back. Two better came crumbling down with the Giants loss, Yes,
• 1:42:40
  devastating loss, very very differ went down in a fiery blade. Nobody saw
• 1:42:46
  it coming. Nope, nope, not even body saw it, not even
• 1:42:53
  not even the Pentagon, not even the people that were warned. Oh man,
• 1:42:57
  Nope, nope, nope. How many more than eleven jokes can we
• 1:42:59
  fit in? I think I think we can finish a few more. I
• 1:43:03
  got a few more. I'll leave it too. I got a few,
• 1:43:06
  Mom, That's what said. I got a few more. I think I
• 1:43:11
  got another one in. I got another one. I'll be there no matter
• 1:43:15
  what I've been lyn Man. Remember remember when they caught Snam Hussein and they
• 1:43:19
  hung them on TV. That was why, Bro, two thousand and one
• 1:43:25
  to two thousand and four was the craziest period of my life. What that
• 1:43:31
  ship was? Why what Bro? Those your life of your life just just
• 1:43:35
  not even my life just remembers world events, but just remembering the way,
• 1:43:40
  and we talked about this before, like the way nine to eleven affected the
• 1:43:43
  classrooms and everything, Bro, and just going to school in security and just
• 1:43:46
  everything. Lively made sure we sing the national random in the morning loud as
• 1:43:49
  hell. That's where I really don't remember none of that ship, Bro,
• 1:43:54
  really, none of it. I'm telling I purposely try to stick away from,
• 1:43:58
  you know, shit just going on even as a third greater. You
• 1:44:00
  were like, Man, I don't know about none of these politics and stuff.
• 1:44:02
  Man, I was outside playing or playing video games. Ain't nobody watching
• 1:44:06
  fucking NBC trying to work on in the first grade? Third grade? Keenan
• 1:44:13
  one good Morning Fountain Woods, your captain speaking. I was on Good Morning
• 1:44:17
  Woods Captain Keenan. I actually have that DVD. I still have it.
• 1:44:23
  Really, Yeah, we need we need it. Yeah, we actually need
• 1:44:27
  we'll need it. And I know who will give it to me too.
• 1:44:30
  He don't know where it's at. Your mom will give it. They don't
• 1:44:31
  know where it's at them, they know where, they don't know where it's
• 1:44:34
  definitely I have it. I need that and I need Katz in the morning.
• 1:44:40
  I need both of those. Is that Kevin? Yes, Okay,
• 1:44:42
  that's what I thought. Katz in the morning, who was a him in
• 1:44:45
  Asia? Right? Asia was on they were like our morning more station that
• 1:44:51
  she looks pretty good. Though I can't. I can't have a lot on
• 1:44:55
  the day like it'd be like I was that I didn't too. I think
• 1:45:00
  I was hating on the days shut up, everybody's looking at the speaker,
• 1:45:03
  shut up, and the days they didn't do it. You're like, where's
• 1:45:06
  kat in the morning? I want to know what's for lunch today? What's
• 1:45:11
  for lunches is a pizza dipperce. I really hope the pizza diperce pizza dippers
• 1:45:15
  chocolate mill. I really hope it's not a vegetable Medley oh Man school lunches
• 1:45:24
  used to slap brong they did. They Yes, a lot of things about
• 1:45:29
  them. Didn't slap why. I didn't like most of the sid chicken nuggets
• 1:45:32
  slaps because you got the butter chicken. The butter noodles went crazy. I
• 1:45:38
  was like, listen, I only extra, that's the only side that you
• 1:45:41
  would get. I'd get doubles for it, yes, and then some string
• 1:45:44
  beings the boa you lost me. Well, no, that's that was the
• 1:45:48
  the can fucking John. I mean they didn't hide it at all. I'd
• 1:45:53
  rather the can string beings than the fresh runs. Okay, that's so goodness
• 1:46:00
  salty preservative water soup. They got enough to be honest with those off green
• 1:46:09
  vegetables. Rby green green beans. You know what vegetables are good? The
• 1:46:14
  French cut green beans, A little stringy one list green means being green.
• 1:46:24
  If it comes in to can, it's vegetable. That's popping. Only way
• 1:46:27
  I'm gonna eat that's at the Chicken Nuggets was fire. Chicken Uggs was fired.
• 1:46:30
  The piece of Dippers was fired. Piece of Dippers undefeated. The only
• 1:46:32
  time I hated the pizza Fridays when it was that fucking squares Elliot's pizza.
• 1:46:38
  No, I like the Square one No, no, no, no,
• 1:46:41
  Well they tried to act like they were doing a round regular site. What's
• 1:46:44
  this fake bulls? Yeah? No, the Triangle ships like that, it's
• 1:46:47
  pretty fine, but the pizza wasn't real pieceas just when they had pizza coming
• 1:46:51
  from like Dominoes. Yeah, I don't remember Dominoes. It was Dominoes.
• 1:46:58
  Yeah, we had Domino's pizza our high school. They changed the game when
• 1:47:00
  they started doing that chick Fila ship Man and those weekends. Chick you was
• 1:47:05
  one week and that was back in the day when we didn't have no chick
• 1:47:10
  fil A well because they used to have one. The only Chickilate we had
• 1:47:13
  was in the Bronxon Center and that shut down and were the only one with
• 1:47:15
  Rember the dark days we had to go away to fucking dell Ran and get
• 1:47:18
  it jig. That was that was worse. That was worse. That was
• 1:47:24
  our nine eleven. We found another way to bring it back home. That
• 1:47:29
  was nine eleven to me. Every time I had to go all the way
• 1:47:31
  up one third having a couple of towns over for yoo chickilate, you didn't
• 1:47:41
  have to make them sound You're right, I forgot. Oh wow, Okay,
• 1:47:46
  we have questions, of course. The first question was not eleven in
• 1:47:51
  side job. Yeah, the grilled cheeses used to smack, though they weren't
• 1:47:57
  cheese grill cheese like the way they did it, because so they did in
• 1:48:02
  the oven, right, they did in the oven, and they just put
• 1:48:05
  the butter on the slices. Stop that stopped up. Also, remember all
• 1:48:14
  lunch numbers one one three, night, two eight eight two five two one
• 1:48:17
  zero one seven zero. You just graduated last year, so that was what
• 1:48:23
  week and a half ago? One one three nine eight two eight eight two
• 1:48:27
  five right down in the middle. Oh, one one three eight one.
• 1:48:30
  Look at that car, Come on, but I don't know what was that
• 1:48:39
  one four one one three eight one. And then because I used that same
• 1:48:44
  number in college, I just had to add for like one of my loggers
• 1:48:45
  for college, I just added another one to it. I still remember my
• 1:48:48
  college one one one three eight, one one eight, one seven six three
• 1:48:51
  three college. I have a bunch of numbers. So I had a card
• 1:48:55
  like my college. Yeah, my car, but didn't have numbers. One.
• 1:49:00
  I didn't have to remember him. We had to remember ours because it
• 1:49:03
  was like a long don't have like fucking like like pit Bucks or some bullshit
• 1:49:09
  like that. Yeah, Panther dollars, it's always, It's always the mascot.
• 1:49:13
  And I did the math. What was the conversion from like real dollars
• 1:49:20
  to our No? I had hawks something, red hog bucks, the red
• 1:49:26
  hog dollars wasn't hawk tokens hawks. I did the mask from like the conversion
• 1:49:31
  for panther dollars to real dollars? You were scamming? Like conversion rate is
• 1:49:36
  discussed it. What does the gatorad cost two fifty cents? Like what are
• 1:49:41
  we doing? Or two and fifty panther dollars? Yeah, like like scamming
• 1:49:46
  me, you're scamming me, you're scamming me. Why are you doing this?
• 1:49:49
  Yes, red Hawk dollars dollars? Yeah? Hm, college college?
• 1:49:57
  What you got for? First question? What sucked? As an adult?
• 1:50:02
  I don't know what sucked as a kid, but it's great as an adult.
• 1:50:06
  Taking naps. Oh that is undefeated up and down to hate naps,
• 1:50:14
  bro, Now if I know if I need one the few episodes that you
• 1:50:17
  see me and I'm coherent throughout, I took it that so just know that,
• 1:50:21
  youse before the episode, not before the episode. I took it at
• 1:50:26
  and I took it n afterday A Saturday twelve o'clock nap, perfect wake up
• 1:50:31
  around like two perfect perfect nap is really, I agree. Sometimes I like
• 1:50:39
  them little. The quick one is a little fifteen to thirty minute naps.
• 1:50:41
  Honestly, man, sometimes I do that before so you have to. I'll
• 1:50:45
  do that before I DJ. Sometimes I'm like, let me sleep real quick,
• 1:50:47
  wake up, brain refreshed. Another one. Cleaning, yeah, cleaning
• 1:50:53
  ayah, Yeah. It's not the fact that I hate, especially more specifically
• 1:50:57
  for me, doing dishes. Really. Oh yeah, you love to do
• 1:51:01
  dishes. I like it more than any other cleaning job. Yes, therapeutic,
• 1:51:05
  I mean I don't. I don't mind it, but it's not something
• 1:51:08
  I like. I love to do now. I just love washing dishes.
• 1:51:12
  I don't like I hate drying dishes and put them away. Why you're driving
• 1:51:15
  and put them away. You don't let them just drive a ninth and just
• 1:51:19
  put them away another day. That's how I would prefer to do things.
• 1:51:25
  But they when I try to do that, they're like the other. I
• 1:51:29
  don't put them away, you know, no, I like I like vacuuming.
• 1:51:31
  If I had to choose a chte vacuum. Man, we've seen them
• 1:51:35
  lines. Do you hear that ship crackling up in the vacuum carpet? You
• 1:51:39
  get your carpet lines right? Get that? It's indoor cutting grass to me?
• 1:51:45
  Yeah, you like? No, nigga what I hate that shit.
• 1:51:51
  I used to have a cut of grass in a minute because Ryan Parker.
• 1:51:55
  Because I used to do that shit every week, Bryan Parkerryan Parker too.
• 1:52:00
  Houses sometimes three damn. Because I would do my house. I would do
• 1:52:04
  my grandparents house sometimes. And it also was a neighbor lady that I would
• 1:52:09
  do. Cut grass, cut grass a lot, a lot. So yeah,
• 1:52:15
  now we haven't cut our grass. I think the Lord the day my
• 1:52:17
  grandfather got a ride a lot more and I didn't had to do that ship
• 1:52:20
  whipping. Yeah, I've done a ride mom before. That's fun. I
• 1:52:24
  don't mean to talk about Ryan Parker. But me and Bryan Parker, yo,
• 1:52:28
  yo, come on, full ho, come on, he goes exactly,
• 1:52:31
  But like we were like as kids, we one of those people that
• 1:52:34
  actually like we always hated each other, but we was actually friends. Like,
• 1:52:40
  but why you're black. You haven't been on the have you? No,
• 1:52:47
  it's it's it's a doozy, it's a doozy. Well that's not where
• 1:52:54
  I was going with that. That's where it is. I was names getting
• 1:52:57
  blocked. I was black exactly because Mike had to take it there. All
• 1:53:01
  right, Well you when we're done, you go check it out and say
• 1:53:03
  I don't need I don't go on Facebook. For one. I don't either,
• 1:53:06
  But I remember what I saw, but pretty much what I was gonna
• 1:53:09
  say, like we kids that hit each other, but we actually liked each
• 1:53:12
  other. Like we had these these dumb ass nic names for each other,
• 1:53:15
  like he used to call me Keenan Keenan dixie Cup, and I used to
• 1:53:17
  call him Ryan park the car. Why I don't know, but I just
• 1:53:21
  thought I should bring that up. Just it's not even a good joke.
• 1:53:24
  It's not thank you for this. Kids just be saying dumb shit in the
• 1:53:30
  Dixie cup. Thank you, Thank you for this insight into your childhood.
• 1:53:36
  Thank you. Now you guys know me a little bit more. You're welcome.
• 1:53:42
  Unlike that story, what's an actual victimless crime? What's the prostitution?
• 1:53:48
  The prostitutes are the victims? Why why are they the victims? They don't
• 1:53:53
  want selling themselves. They put themselves in the market. Yes, I don't
• 1:53:57
  think a lot of I don't think a lot of them have a choice.
• 1:54:00
  No, no, no, they all do. Okay, I'm not not
• 1:54:02
  all of them. Let's say, let's say what's going on here, what's
• 1:54:06
  going on on these holes don't have pimps. Let's say doing it self?
• 1:54:12
  Self made prostitutes. Yeah, nobody's no, no, no, no.
• 1:54:16
  Think about what they've gone through in order to be a prostitute. That's what
• 1:54:20
  I'm saying. To get to that position, the same thing. Usually they
• 1:54:24
  were sexually assaulted a lot of times. At some point they were sexually we're
• 1:54:30
  not doing how do we know that? Because they probably have. That doesn't
• 1:54:32
  make you you are pre you because it's happened. You are a prostitute now
• 1:54:39
  because somewhere along the line, you chose between working McDonald's failed or sell my
• 1:54:45
  pussy. Somebody failed them. Most times, somebody failed them. Somebody definitely
• 1:54:48
  failed them, which means to me I look at them as victims, like
• 1:54:51
  damn nah, they're victims in that regard, but as far as in the
• 1:54:58
  act of what they're doing. In that in the exchange of them selling their
• 1:55:01
  body, there's no victim there. What's the difference between prostitute a porn star,
• 1:55:10
  a prostitute a porn star. Yes, I feel like being a porn
• 1:55:12
  star is a lot safer. Yeah, definitely safer. But if you ask,
• 1:55:16
  if you ask a porn star, hey, the team, do you
• 1:55:19
  like doing? Do you like your job? I feel like they probably say
• 1:55:21
  yeah, same thing, probably a process like hell yeah, it's quick,
• 1:55:24
  easy buck. I stuck. I think I get two because she's high on
• 1:55:27
  coke. Not every not all of them are dramatization. Did you not watch
• 1:55:35
  the real sex episode on the prostitutes in Atlantic City? I guess I don't
• 1:55:40
  sound like a victim to you. No, They was like, hell,
• 1:55:43
  yeah, I do this, it's only work. Next, I work when
• 1:55:45
  I want to, and it's quick, easy money. All right. I
• 1:55:46
  guess I see them as victims. Maybe I'm maybe but I don't think I
• 1:55:51
  have a dramatization. I just think of the job itself, like who the
• 1:55:54
  fuck like that shit is just wild men? Who the fuck wants to be
• 1:55:58
  a fucking of sucking dish digger? But you know, do dig these ditches?
• 1:56:06
  Somebody's gonna suck these dicks? They don't. It's kind of get that's
• 1:56:11
  one of the oldest professionals. It is. It is a fisherman, and
• 1:56:14
  the prostitute is. But I just feel like a lot of them are of
• 1:56:16
  their situation, of their own circumstances. But in that, in that okay,
• 1:56:23
  I was gonna I thought we were gonna be like Jay walking on.
• 1:56:28
  Oh no, that guy got his dick sucked. Oh no, that lady
• 1:56:30
  got paid? Who got wronged? Here? I think everybody wanting this transaction
• 1:56:35
  as long as the money's going home, especially if it's consensual, and then
• 1:56:39
  half the time they sucking dick with a condom on. So I don't I
• 1:56:43
  don't know, I don't. Hey, two times it is safe. I
• 1:56:46
  don't know about the details. But I'm just if someone consensually gives their body
• 1:56:50
  and so also in return consentually pays them, I think that's about as victimlest
• 1:56:56
  as you can get, as far as maybe I watched too much Softwhite Underbelly.
• 1:56:59
  I don't, no, you do. You're watching the crackiest of the
• 1:57:02
  crack though. Elis just think that the prostitutes is like when he don't get
• 1:57:08
  stuck behind them, you know. But so yeah, but he was watching
• 1:57:14
  the literal like not necessarily even vagabonds, not even them, because some of
• 1:57:18
  them are like, yeah, I love it shit, but I'm out here
• 1:57:21
  because this happened, and then this happened, and then I end up doing
• 1:57:25
  this. But I'm happy though, and it's like, oh, no,
• 1:57:27
  you're nigga. I'm bucked up. I'm fucked up. That's fucked up.
• 1:57:32
  Everybody's fucked up, all right. I'm just saying because they got this shit
• 1:57:36
  be going on. I'm like, I had plans for my life that didn't
• 1:57:39
  go to quite the way I wanted them to. I get that. But
• 1:57:44
  I lead you to do a podcast, leave you the sucking dick on the
• 1:57:46
  street. Okay, some lead you to a marketing degree that you don't use
• 1:57:50
  and you're podcasting. Some of you toothless sucking dick. It's different strokes for
• 1:57:58
  different folks. Made it pot title Michael to prostitute, maybe Michael the Bachelor's
• 1:58:08
  Bachelor's in prostitution. Throwing the apple core out the window evictiveness crime or what
• 1:58:15
  throwing out an apple core like you eat apple when you're driving, Just throw
• 1:58:18
  the south the window. Because one, you're either plenishing the earth because it's
• 1:58:21
  biodegradable, or you're feeding the animals. Easy enough, sure. Yeah.
• 1:58:28
  The next question, uh, what's actually getting out of hand? Everybody having
• 1:58:36
  a fucking only fans? Mmm? Not everybody needs an only fans? Why
• 1:58:42
  not? What if my kink's not filled, then getting new kink? The
• 1:58:46
  fuck? I don't know. I mean, the only way to make only
• 1:58:49
  I mean, the only way to make money from it those is if people
• 1:58:51
  want to buy it. So if you mighty buying it and you just waste
• 1:58:54
  you're just doing it for the love of the game. But the fact that
• 1:58:58
  every time I see somebody twitter, I got the only fans thinking they shit?
• 1:59:00
  Why why not somebody don't buy it? Sadly? Yeah, sadly you
• 1:59:05
  gotta stop buying? What's actually getting out of hand? I mean, I
• 1:59:10
  love her, but sexy Red, what do you mean by that? There's
• 1:59:15
  some of them? You mean some of some of the like some of the
• 1:59:18
  lyrics like oh god, no, bro, I was listening to her,
• 1:59:23
  I fuck with her. But the one song she got with Suky, I'm
• 1:59:25
  like, oh, they're saying the egg the first first one booo, none
• 1:59:31
  of my couch. I'm I'm like, yeah, I was likely with her,
• 1:59:38
  Okay, I with it, But she's like, this is a sexy
• 1:59:42
  Red stand account over by far, definitely a sexy red stand Account's not I
• 1:59:46
  love sexy Red. Sexy Red for president, Yeah, for sure of what
• 1:59:53
  everything? Oh, I replaced Biden with her right now, easily? What,
• 2:00:00
  don't even think about it. Yeah, at least she'll have that Israel
• 2:00:05
  ship strained out, quickly done, Yemen, brand new piece in the Middle
• 2:00:14
  East, sexy four delegation from US presidents, sexy then not my coaching,
• 2:00:29
  sexy sex Ela, my voice, love her, love her alright. Next
• 2:00:39
  question, I'll skip that part and say it's said, y'all still fuck with
• 2:00:45
  super producer keV. Yeah, yeah it was. He was just with him.
• 2:00:48
  We were just in Canada with him, Yeah, just Canada. Did
• 2:00:51
  you just go golfing with him? Yeah? Just talked him today. Yeah,
• 2:00:56
  you know, still like a week like a couple days, a few
• 2:00:58
  days ago. Yeah, still the home. Yes, he's just the married
• 2:01:00
  man, or the full time job, yeah, or getting older, different
• 2:01:06
  things going on differently. We'll get them on here though. That's easy.
• 2:01:10
  We can do it. Oh absolutely, Yeah, Hyman Gary R. Episode
• 2:01:13
  we talk about. Let's make that happen soon. Yeah, wed them.
• 2:01:18
  We should do it sometime this month because September surge, Yeah, going into
• 2:01:23
  the fourth quarter. I don't know what you're talking about. September surge is
• 2:01:26
  like the time of the year. Like apparently September and October are like really
• 2:01:30
  big hiring months because that's the time of the year where a lot of companies
• 2:01:33
  realized that they haven't used up all their budget for the fiscal year, and
• 2:01:39
  so like they they're like getting jobs filled so they can fill their budgets.
• 2:01:44
  So that's like a big hiring period between this month in October. Corporate talk.
• 2:01:48
  Okay, yeah, I got you. Next question, Hey, y'all
• 2:01:54
  Google, so real quick, if you guys are looking for jobs and you're
• 2:01:58
  on the job hunt, how's the time to start putting the pedal to the
• 2:02:01
  metal. Put those pedals on the metal, put them apps out there.
• 2:02:04
  Yeah. Thanks, Mike. Hey, y'all, cougar listener here lmao.
• 2:02:10
  I found you guys from the cheesecake clip and I've been watching ever since,
• 2:02:14
  even went back and watch old pots. You are all attractive men. I
• 2:02:16
  know most of you are in relationships. However, as a forty year old
• 2:02:19
  lady listener, I would like to hear your thoughts about dating older women.
• 2:02:25
  Also, how would you like a woman to shoot her shot at you?
• 2:02:27
  Hypothetically no disrespect to the girlfriends. So she's not talking to me, she's
• 2:02:32
  talking to one of y'all, or she's just you know, she's just gauging,
• 2:02:36
  or hypothetically she's talking to one of y'all, or you know. But
• 2:02:41
  we can all answer some question. Yeah, I'm votes for Keenan. Yeah,
• 2:02:45
  you've seen more milf, like Mike, there's been more more milf like
• 2:02:49
  Yeah, Like you've seen like more of the type of thing a milf would
• 2:02:53
  go for. Yeah, I can see that a cougar would go for.
• 2:02:56
  You seem like a cougar. She's young in goofy cougar, you're young.
• 2:03:00
  Yeah, you're young, goofy. You bring youth and energy to the life.
• 2:03:04
  Yeah. Me, I'm just another old person. I'm not going nowhere
• 2:03:08
  going out. They could just with another old niggay with me. You you
• 2:03:14
  like a young zing Oh, you're like a little do Scar Wheelson. He's
• 2:03:17
  just so funny. Laugh. He just makes me laugh. We go out
• 2:03:20
  places. Motherfucker. He use my ass from the back on the front.
• 2:03:25
  He's really he's just really brings a lot of energy and lighting to my life.
• 2:03:29
  I can see that. So yeah, I don't know. I don't.
• 2:03:31
  I don't see Lamont too like he's mature, he's are grown up.
• 2:03:35
  I'm just making dick jokes all day. I don't want it. No,
• 2:03:39
  old women don't want to hear those shits like that. I mean, I
• 2:03:42
  don't. I don't know. I don't. I never really thought about my
• 2:03:45
  thumb up there. But but they also might be talking about Elsie like he's
• 2:03:47
  always DJ, he's always late, nice, he's not gonna be around.
• 2:03:50
  I don't. I only need him for the dick and m M yeah,
• 2:03:56
  I don't. I don't mean I wouldn't be opposed to dating the older woman.
• 2:04:00
  It wouldn't be my first choice though. How old would you go?
• 2:04:02
  I mean, everybody see their max age at this point, and I want
• 2:04:06
  to have kids though, I just say, hyeah, guess at this age
• 2:04:12
  they could have healthy kids. What's the max age the highest? Thirty eight?
• 2:04:19
  Thirty eight. Okay, that sounds fair. Thirty eight. So let's
• 2:04:24
  let's all right, so let's take kids out of it, right, Okay,
• 2:04:28
  what's what's the oldest you would have sex with? M this as long
• 2:04:31
  as they look good, if they look good, forty five. If they
• 2:04:34
  look good, if they look good, how old, I'll say forty five.
• 2:04:39
  I mean, let's see, keenan, what does that mean? Keenan,
• 2:04:43
  listen. Could be sixty, they could be they could be ninety.
• 2:04:46
  But if they look good, and hey, I'm just saying. I'm just
• 2:04:53
  saying. I'm saying, you clapping a ninety year old sod point that age?
• 2:04:59
  What if you on ninety, she don't look ninety, she at least
• 2:05:00
  look eighty. No, No, because this listen, No, no,
• 2:05:04
  she's ninety. First off, one one black, don't crack on that show
• 2:05:09
  on it. Okay. So there's some people out here that's walking around in
• 2:05:12
  the eighties and you think they're sixty and it's like, oh baby, I'm
• 2:05:15
  eighty four. I'm like, I want to put you past sixty two.
• 2:05:19
  Okay, So that means you put a phone like a pretzel. We're gonna
• 2:05:24
  go sixty nine. Okay, okay, okay, respectfully, m No,
• 2:05:31
  I wanted how old? I wanted old fifty one? So what fifty one?
• 2:05:41
  Listen, that's what I was thinking, Lamont forty one. That's my
• 2:05:45
  example. I would say like fifty five five, fifty fifty between fifty and
• 2:05:49
  fifty five. No, she said dating older women. No, she said,
• 2:05:55
  how would you want how would you want to be approached? Barry is
• 2:05:59
  fifty seven? It might have to go up to fifty. Telling as long
• 2:06:04
  as they how does Angelo basst Angelo Baska get taken down at my will limit
• 2:06:15
  is sixty as we're seeing, as long as they look good, my new
• 2:06:20
  limit. As long as they look good, the number can go up.
• 2:06:24
  Yeah, because I'm as long as kj's with it, we're good I'm doing.
• 2:06:29
  Do you know Angela bass is only five four? Get the funk out
• 2:06:31
  of here. She's look tall as fuck. It's only five four. We
• 2:06:35
  get taken down them to zero. I'm knocking down three three. She's only
• 2:06:41
  five four, at least like three and a half. Okay, a numb
• 2:06:53
  what what's that you don't remember her if I'm don't cause the thing where she
• 2:06:57
  was doing the meditation? Yes, do we have to add that to the
• 2:07:00
  list. What was that from? Again? Love don't cost the thing?
• 2:07:02
  Not love don't cost? What's love got to do with it? I remember
• 2:07:05
  that, I don't remember. You're thinking of something completely different? That was
• 2:07:13
  something different? That is a cartoon? No think, Yeah, what's love
• 2:07:18
  got to do with it? Was them your holding your tournament? Yeah,
• 2:07:24
  what's love got to do with it? I've seen that too? Cartoon?
• 2:07:28
  What cartoon character did when to move when she was running? Yeah? The
• 2:07:30
  guitars and background with that showdown? No, you're talking about Jackie chan adventures.
• 2:07:36
  That might be that. Yeah, if you go away eat the cake
• 2:07:46
  an me. Okay, that was a good TV show. Thanks Elsie,
• 2:07:55
  thank you. Why do you do it? Why do you do it?
• 2:08:03
  Bro? Okay? Next question, next question, So as you can see,
• 2:08:05
  everybody's down with dating a milk, How would you want to be approached?
• 2:08:11
  That's the question approached? How would I want to be approached? I
• 2:08:15
  want to shoot the shot. I mean, I mean the way to shoot
• 2:08:26
  your shot. I guess like just talk to me. I mean, you
• 2:08:28
  gotta be nothing crazy. Yeah shooting, Yeah, you gotta be nothing crazy.
• 2:08:31
  You gotta send me no basketball and mooji with eyes. I'm saying,
• 2:08:35
  Oh, that sounds very specific. Yeah, yeah, just do it,
• 2:08:45
  Just do it, Nike. Mm hmm. I'm not sure if it would
• 2:08:50
  be a good one. But if there was a battle, you could commentate
• 2:08:54
  on which one would it be? Like a war back the Battle of Dettysburg,
• 2:09:01
  Yeah, the Battle of running Board, all those other battles, the
• 2:09:07
  Battle of Lexington, Oh, Battle of Conquest, the Holy Wars, Hotel
• 2:09:13
  Rwanda, our commentary. God, that's Oh, here comes they are,
• 2:09:28
  Here comes Captain Marvelle. We've been waiting for Captain mallet has pronounced Captain Marvel.
• 2:09:37
  Nigga Ze, who the fuck is Marvel? Captain Marvel. That's some
• 2:09:41
  nigga that work in this store. Marvel. No, that's that's that's how
• 2:09:43
  you asks you. I ain't never heard anybody say captain Marvel's that's it's not
• 2:09:50
  the Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel, Marvel my aunt's names. We waited for
• 2:09:56
  her the whole movie before they get wrecked. In two seconds. Hey,
• 2:10:01
  she was she did a little work. It's Captain mar she came and gave
• 2:10:03
  two punches and then fucking Thanos was just flick the ass. She went straight
• 2:10:09
  through, straight through that. She did the ship and was stunner. Now
• 2:10:16
  I would commentate a invincible beating up. I'm sorry Omni Man beating. Yeah,
• 2:10:24
  he gave him a whooping of a life beating. That doesn't make sense
• 2:10:28
  to me though, Like I was watching, it was like, oh no,
• 2:10:31
  a lot of it. This doesn't make sense because because he knew he
• 2:10:33
  could take it, that's why he did it. It doesn't it make sense.
• 2:10:37
  But it was like some of the damage she was taking, like he's
• 2:10:39
  able to go through all these people's bodies and just like fly through objects.
• 2:10:45
  But then it's like such simple things they're able to hurt him. Invincible or
• 2:10:50
  I'm invincible. Yeah, well strong though, but also like I think I'm
• 2:10:56
  Strongni Man strong, nigg in the universe. It's half human as well.
• 2:11:01
  He's also yeah, he's also not a full uh yeah, so fair fair
• 2:11:07
  enough, considering that he just got his power, like he's still learning.
• 2:11:11
  You got considered, Omnimen has been a lot for thousands and thousands of years.
• 2:11:16
  They're like sayings and the fact that as they get older, they grow
• 2:11:20
  stronger, and as they do more battles, they get stronger. Even so
• 2:11:24
  I need didn't have to do him like that, hen't even have to run.
• 2:11:30
  They didn't have to, but it alright. So also, all right,
• 2:11:33
  let's go, let's get into it, come on really quickly. In
• 2:11:37
  his mind, in Omniman's mind, he is training him and preparing him to
• 2:11:43
  become a Vultum might warrior to hang with the other Viltra mics. So if
• 2:11:48
  you're gonna hang with us other Vultum mice, you already have so you already
• 2:11:52
  had a disadvantage. I need to get you up to speed real quick,
• 2:11:56
  and so I'm ana beat your ass so that when you come back get better,
• 2:12:03
  you will be stronger. And I'm training you so you learn how to
• 2:12:05
  fight for when we try to take over this planet and then pa take over
• 2:12:13
  the other planets in the future. Or in his mind, if we do
• 2:12:18
  rebel, we're gonna fight a bunch of other Viltra mites. You still need
• 2:12:24
  to be stronger. So either way, whether we do it this way or
• 2:12:28
  we we defect, you're gonna need to learn how to fight, because it's
• 2:12:33
  up if we do defect, it's other viltra Mins way better than me that
• 2:12:37
  you're gonna have to fuck with. And y'all don't know now, but nigga,
• 2:12:41
  it's some bad motherfucking Viltramites. That is some shit, okay. And
• 2:12:46
  I've been telling Keenan for about a year now. We're coming soon. We're
• 2:12:50
  supposed tow swap mangas well. Technically that's not a monster, yeah, but
• 2:12:54
  nigga, it's a nigga coming. We know about. No, you don't
• 2:13:00
  know about Thrag. You told me enough about you don't know about Thrag because
• 2:13:05
  that nigga turned battle Beasts into a fucking mink coat, a literal meat coat
• 2:13:09
  though, Nigga. That came in whooping Nigga's as you see that nigga boils
• 2:13:15
  turned that nigga into a goddamn mink COO. Sorry, I'm sorry, super
• 2:13:18
  spoiler, but all right, because he was going to work. Turned that
• 2:13:22
  nigga into a fucking rug literally, and they fight the next panel, that
• 2:13:28
  niggas draped over like a fucking kate and he's some big dick shit like,
• 2:13:35
  yeah, Nigga, I run this motherfucking galaxy, so he needs that asshole
• 2:13:41
  and a couple more because it's some ship all the horizon. Sounds like it
• 2:13:45
  doesn't have a chance, But I'll wait and see. I'm not gonna speak
• 2:13:48
  to that because I already gave up a lot. Yeah anymore, it's still
• 2:13:52
  enjoyable. I'm sure I can't wait for that that's coming out soon, right,
• 2:13:58
  supposedly, Well, who knows what the whole strike they stay set at
• 2:14:03
  date though, Yeah, a lot of something else that was coming out was
• 2:14:07
  I don't know if you watched The Boys. I forgot who watched it or
• 2:14:09
  not the Boys. Yeah, but they're coming out with a spin off.
• 2:14:15
  How spinning off? That shit ain't even done. He knows the simultaneous spin
• 2:14:20
  off because it's not about the same thing as about I think something different things
• 2:14:24
  in the same universe. Hmm, season two, that's crazy. It's only
• 2:14:28
  season two. It's just November November three, bro, invisibly never gone.
• 2:14:39
  Yep, we'll be forty five. Bro. They need to get a bigger
• 2:14:45
  team or something. Let Disney by that ship so we can get some ship
• 2:14:48
  gone. They'll cut the violence out. It's not the fact they're gonna cut
• 2:14:54
  the violence out. They're gonna try and fucking do too much and stretch it
• 2:14:58
  out too many platforms, doing you gotta watch TV shows to watch the movies,
• 2:15:01
  watching movies, watch the animation style six times. Nah, don't let
• 2:15:05
  Disney touch it, because right now Disney is running the fucking mcu faireness was
• 2:15:09
  already it wasn't that. Next question, next question, filling the blanks.
• 2:15:16
  If I had a nickel for every time blank, i'd be rich. Every
• 2:15:20
  time I fall see I mean, at least that's at least one nickel a
• 2:15:24
  day, nickels multiplied by all the extra times he falls asleep, exactly,
• 2:15:31
  he could just pay him to sleep. If I had a nickel for every
• 2:15:35
  time, in my head, I thought, shut the fuck up, keenan
• 2:15:37
  m. You wouldn't have had that much. You only see me once once
• 2:15:41
  a week, and you give me at least thirty dollars a time. Uh,
• 2:15:48
  If I had a nickel every time. Somebody says I look like my
• 2:15:52
  mom hm hmm yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. You look like
• 2:15:58
  boths depending on who I know. It doesn't really make sense. And my
• 2:16:01
  parents don't make sense because you're I'm saying, because I look so much like
• 2:16:07
  both of them, but my parents don't look alike, so it's like Blair's
• 2:16:11
  your dad, You're in the middle, and then Jordan's yourma. But Jordan
• 2:16:13
  looks just like me, and so does Blair. But I mean, I
• 2:16:18
  guess I see what you're saying. People think. People think Blair is my
• 2:16:20
  twin, like literally twins. Yeah, because that's that's the father side.
• 2:16:26
  Yeah, I guess, I think, I man, I guess science.
• 2:16:31
  Yeah, but even me and my sister looks like all of us too,
• 2:16:33
  but we have me and my sister. We have a different dad, so
• 2:16:35
  m to those my older sister, Yeah, she has a different Thinness Nichols.
• 2:16:46
  Also, people say I look like sweetness. I see. Yeah,
• 2:16:52
  the older I get, the more I get sweetness. Yeah. Percy Harvin
• 2:16:54
  still person, that's you remember talking about a weaker too ago NFL players that
• 2:17:01
  was like Ledgers of the streets m or just Yeah. Yeah, Percy Harvard
• 2:17:07
  was one of them. Definitely. Yeah, he's not a Hall of Famer,
• 2:17:09
  but yeah, Nick would have been. If he's like Migraine neck problems,
• 2:17:16
  can you have them? Nickel? For every time are you high?
• 2:17:22
  He said he's already. Yeah, oh I might, because you're asking the
• 2:17:24
  question. I was like him anytime Michael let his interests with thoughts win mhm,
• 2:17:31
  some money maker, that's surest happy not eleven everybody anytime Elsie tells the
• 2:17:37
  story and gets story wrong, I know well well in regards to your every
• 2:17:46
  time Michael does his hilarious Asian actually, I would say I would like I
• 2:17:54
  would like it much more if I got paid a nickel every time he did
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  it. Let's see, keep on going, Mike, keep going page nigga
• 2:18:00
  every time because I do it more. Ah. This question said, can
• 2:18:11
  y'all record sooner for Mike's seek? No, No, I swear I try
• 2:18:16
  everything we do. The rest of this said, then they could be trying
• 2:18:20
  to sleep and you as all keep waking them up with your body. Pretty
• 2:18:24
  much didn't have a Mike's bedroom. He's trying to sleep. He's trying to
• 2:18:28
  sleep, man made. That's funny. Hey man, we try, but
• 2:18:35
  you know, just work schedules. This is just the best time. Yeah,
• 2:18:39
  it is what it is pretty much the only time. Yeah. Next
• 2:18:43
  one, what is something weird enough for you to stop talking to someone?
• 2:18:46
  This one girl told me she wasn't able to watch any cartoons but veggie tails
• 2:18:50
  growing up. Yeah, I couldn't stand that. Super Christian yeah, you're
• 2:18:54
  weird. She's gonna send you bobble quotes in the morning. I don't do
• 2:18:58
  that, but I right, she probably sucked it experience he went the bike.
• 2:19:05
  But we all know Christian girls don't go down. I was just asking
• 2:19:09
  you, Yeah, well news flash, Christian girls get down. I think
• 2:19:18
  I said it before. I stopped talking to this one girl because she was
• 2:19:20
  too negative. Oh yeah you said that. Yeah, like everything she was
• 2:19:22
  saying vibes, Yeah, the worst vibes. I just like completely just stop
• 2:19:28
  texting at that point. It's like, I don't it don't matter how bad
• 2:19:31
  you are. That was yeah, and she wasn't even that bad, Like
• 2:19:33
  she was like, all right, she was cool. So he was just
• 2:19:35
  miden away. Yeah, I wouldn't say. She's probably like a like a
• 2:19:39
  seven and a half. I was chilling with this nine and a half,
• 2:19:43
  you know the use. Yeah, she's probably a seven. She was.
• 2:19:48
  She was cool, but yeah, everything was just fucking like what the But
• 2:19:54
  there's nothing worse than the ugly chick with a bad attitude as well, like
• 2:19:56
  pick a struggle please sh that shit, like, bitch, do you know
• 2:20:01
  what you look like? Exactly? Please? That's why I'm always nice feeling,
• 2:20:07
  Mike. I know because I know I'm not running up the score.
• 2:20:11
  No, because you was raised correctly and you haven't managed. That's that's managed.
• 2:20:15
  And I have self awareness and know that. My you're a handsome fellow,
• 2:20:18
  and I understand to be honest, you really actually be trying to like
• 2:20:22
  downplay Mike. You're a good looking guy. I'mder standing and you get a
• 2:20:24
  lot of well you used to get a lot of it. Thank you for
• 2:20:28
  the cleanup because used to you don't anymore. Don't anymore? Don't mean because
• 2:20:33
  you are married, got everything I need? Baby, Yeah, Mike,
• 2:20:41
  you had holes. Yeah I did, and I was. I was a
• 2:20:48
  bad person. It's all right, that's the past. He just holds Mike,
• 2:20:52
  not a bad person. You became a much better had I had my
• 2:20:56
  fuck boy years. But yeah, no whatever, but like I still have
• 2:21:01
  some words to know that, like, just don't it was just you open
• 2:21:05
  yourself up to the problems when yeah, an ass all the people. True,
• 2:21:11
  Yeah, it's so much easier to do it's so much easier to be
• 2:21:15
  nice ninety percent of time, especially when nobody's done anything, because you really
• 2:21:20
  got to go out your way to be an asshole, be mean. It's
• 2:21:24
  a choice, and I don't think a lot of people understand that. And
• 2:21:26
  I think when you make that choice, nine times out of ten, you're
• 2:21:31
  gonna probably get something bad and you probably deserve it. Yep, karma,
• 2:21:39
  that's the word karma. That's called next question. I was just curious as
• 2:21:46
  to what is an artist that you listen to that you really don't tell people
• 2:21:50
  because they might look at you funny minne is, Are you on a grande?
• 2:21:54
  I would play your music loud in my car going down the street.
• 2:21:56
  Mind you, I'm a six three three dude. I've got some curious looks
• 2:22:01
  exams. So I was just curious. You don't count bro ariana grand dat
• 2:22:09
  she got some slot. She does. But you're that question has nothing to
• 2:22:16
  do nothing to do with me because I listened to Indy and everything. Yeah,
• 2:22:18
  it's different. Some people don't want that. That's your fault. You
• 2:22:22
  missed out some good ass music, man. I agree. I would probably
• 2:22:26
  be Justin Bieber some fires, yeah, I know, Yeah, I listened
• 2:22:31
  to some just Justin Bieber, like Journals and later Journals was firing, trying
• 2:22:37
  to think of the most out of the way first, and I listened to
• 2:22:43
  MM like loud in my car Joshua Bassett olive right, Riico high School Musical
• 2:22:48
  in the musical series. You said high School Musical, the series, High
• 2:22:52
  School Musical, the musical the series got that high School Musical the Musical the
• 2:22:58
  scene. If I ever see you all up to a red line, you're
• 2:23:01
  blasting high School Musical, the musical, the series, the musical, the
• 2:23:03
  series Musical the series. Shit, you deserve all the looks, because what
• 2:23:09
  the fuck is we do that? They actually be singing, broy, I'm
• 2:23:15
  sure they do. You know what I was be singing? Disney Princesses Fire,
• 2:23:20
  Okay, exactly. See. Do you not know all the words to
• 2:23:22
  Let It Go? No? I don't know all the words. No,
• 2:23:24
  that's not my favorite Disney song. It's a good one, but it's not
• 2:23:28
  my favorite. It's not. But yeah, it's a good one, but
• 2:23:33
  it goes an easy song anyway, But I don't know the words very easy.
• 2:23:35
  We wasn't not like the highest selling Disney song. Bro, I knew
• 2:23:37
  all the words to the song before I saw the fucking movie. Yeah,
• 2:23:41
  yeah, Disney. Wasn't there a big milk that when they made that?
• 2:23:46
  Like they knew. There's no way they didn't know that movie is gonna be
• 2:23:48
  fired. Like as soon as they were done, they were like another one,
• 2:23:52
  no, got it, another one easy? That easy. Then in
• 2:24:03
  the second one she became the avatar. Didn't make sense. There was I
• 2:24:07
  didn't I didn't see either of the movies. There was a Frozen two,
• 2:24:11
  Frozen one me neither. I haven't seen it. Frozen two, Electric Boogaloo,
• 2:24:13
  Frozen two, Frozen too, Electric Boogaloo, Frozen two Electric Boo.
• 2:24:20
  That might be that's a good time. That's the title. Boo, Yeah,
• 2:24:26
  somebody because I ain't gonna because that's it. That's the title Frozen too.
• 2:24:33
  Electric Boogloo put that in the chat Frozen too colon Electric Boogaloo. Exactly
• 2:24:37
  big and like, wait, what what are you talking about? Next?
• 2:24:43
  Question? What is something that is not that serious? Wink? But when
• 2:24:46
  someone says it, it grinds your gears every time. For me, I
• 2:24:48
  would have had to have to say the could have, would should have?
• 2:24:54
  Shit makes me want to murder a bit that's rough, Like when people say
• 2:24:58
  could have, would should that grinds the grinds. I mean problem could have
• 2:25:05
  nigga Like the fuck, are just mad at it? Right? Because only
• 2:25:09
  only something people only say could have, would have should have If you say
• 2:25:11
  it like m like damn, I would have it is what could it would
• 2:25:16
  shouldn't? Getting mad? I want to put your face to the wall.
• 2:25:20
  I want to punch your face. Oh hmm. People that showing words for
• 2:25:28
  no reason. That sounds like you keenan. Yeah, I don't show in
• 2:25:31
  the words for what words are showing? Go ahead, anybody think please?
• 2:25:35
  I can kidd it. I can imagine you say some things absolutes? What
• 2:25:39
  the fuck? No? No absolutes, absolutes, no props? You say
• 2:25:48
  some things, keenan, I complete all my words if honestly, that's the
• 2:25:54
  problem, because you say the full word and then you'll say it wrong on
• 2:25:56
  purpose, because that's how it's smell that I may do that. I may
• 2:26:01
  say, we're on purpose, but I'm gonna complete the word, okay,
• 2:26:05
  absolutes no props. I hate it. I hate people to I'm like,
• 2:26:11
  no, what no props? What's say the whole fucking wording? Whoa keenan?
• 2:26:18
  When some ice is no props? I don't know. Wait, what's
• 2:26:22
  it? What's something that grinder gears but It's like, what's something that wets
• 2:26:26
  your sock? Wet socks? I'm saying things like that, you know what
• 2:26:37
  grinds my gears? What's my socks? Uh? I don't know? Mm
• 2:26:43
  hmm nothing really yeah, I can't think of anything. I don't know.
• 2:26:50
  No, m Michael, nothing, No, I don't know. Maybe when
• 2:26:58
  uh wait before I answer, what is it? Say something? You know,
• 2:27:05
  something that happened, or just something happens? Okay. When people come
• 2:27:07
  up to me and ask me to play a song that I'm obviously going to
• 2:27:09
  play obviously, can you play sexy Shut? Can you played bad Bunny?
• 2:27:15
  Like? Come on, Broye? Can you play back that a? Please?
• 2:27:20
  I'm getting to it. Please let me do my job. It's ten
• 2:27:22
  oh five, the party ends at two. I'm not playing ski eee right
• 2:27:26
  now. I'm going to play please. I hate that shit? Stick around?
• 2:27:31
  Yeah? Can you playing Meek Dreams and Night? I'll be in the
• 2:27:37
  middle Philly Cake. He plays some Meek no no no who? Of course,
• 2:27:43
  next time I'm in phillying somebody says, can you play me? I'ma
• 2:27:46
  who the fuck is that? Please? Like that should be annoying, bro,
• 2:27:50
  I'm gonna get to it like people also, people that don't use the
• 2:27:54
  blinkers. I hate it. Mmm. I want you know what, there's
• 2:27:58
  nothing can before you said that, there's nothing wrong with not using your blinker
• 2:28:03
  if nobody's around, sure, yes, but if you're in the middle of
• 2:28:05
  traffic, please literally driving today, it just takes no effort driving today.
• 2:28:11
  This guy in the F one fifty is riding the fucking ditted lines. I'm
• 2:28:13
  like, you want to get over, I'm not gonna let you because you
• 2:28:16
  don't have your blinker on. So I just stayed on his back tire and
• 2:28:22
  the moment I drove passed him, that's when he wanted to slide up.
• 2:28:24
  Of course. I'm like, if you would just use your blinker, I
• 2:28:26
  would let you through. But you think just because you're in the big ass
• 2:28:28
  fucking truck, I'm just going obeyed by your loss. Fuck you and your
• 2:28:33
  truck. I'm leaving work today, and you know I don't when I'm leaving
• 2:28:37
  like my work, my work complex, there's a there's a lane to go
• 2:28:41
  left and a lane to go right. Yeah, it's fucking old bitch is
• 2:28:43
  in the right lane to go right after hours and she starts going left to
• 2:28:48
  go I'm like, and I'm trying to get out. She comes, I'm
• 2:28:50
  about to hit it. I'm like, bitch, what the fuck are you
• 2:28:54
  doing? And then she proceeds to be like in the middle of the highway
• 2:28:58
  trying to decide whether she wants to go or not, and people are going
• 2:29:01
  like, like, which, what are you doing? Man? She doesn't
• 2:29:03
  even know. That just made me think, like, after driving for so
• 2:29:07
  long, since I'm thirty, now, how long have been driving? Shit,
• 2:29:11
  twelve twelve years, thirteen years, fourteen years. After driving for this
• 2:29:16
  long, people are so predictable. Like my favorite thing to do while driving
• 2:29:18
  is just saying exactly what somebody's gonna do. Yep, I know just what.
• 2:29:22
  I'm like. I can be driving and see somebody coming up on the
• 2:29:24
  right, I'm like, yea, they're about to get in front of me.
• 2:29:28
  They're about to cut me off. You and the walls. I hate.
• 2:29:31
  I just predict everything. I hate somebody that's first off, we're in
• 2:29:37
  first hour traffic. First hour traffic. You ride in the back of me,
• 2:29:39
  it's not gonna get you back, to get you to your destination any
• 2:29:43
  faster. True, But then you get the people that are gonna go around
• 2:29:46
  you just to get in front of just to go on one car, Just
• 2:29:50
  go one car. Let me sit up this. I love doing that ship
• 2:29:52
  and then getting going up on them like where are we going? Where are
• 2:29:56
  we going? Bickhead bro? I love what youre going. I love when
• 2:29:58
  I made at the light, I rolled down my tenant black windows and not
• 2:30:01
  look at them when I when I somebody wrongs with, I gotta see their
• 2:30:07
  fucking face. I need to know you. I have stupid face. I
• 2:30:13
  gotta see your stupid, fucking waste of a mother's cut face, and I
• 2:30:18
  gotta see it. I have to see it. This came. I'm not
• 2:30:20
  that committed. Beeping in traffic does not make the traffic go away, Elsie,
• 2:30:26
  Elsie, people think that if I be let me say it again,
• 2:30:30
  Beeping in traffic does not make the traffic go away or move faster, move
• 2:30:35
  fast. You're just beeping and being for no fucking reason, no reason.
• 2:30:41
  I can I can probably I can count on my hand how many times I've
• 2:30:43
  use my my beeper, my horn this year, this year. Don't you
• 2:30:48
  don't need to get my lifetime and you don't actual traffic situation. What the
• 2:30:54
  fuck I've used my beeper more time like signal to my friends than I've done
• 2:30:58
  it actual traffic sit Literally, I think I've beat my horn more times on
• 2:31:03
  accident I have in a traffic situation. I used to ride in the car
• 2:31:09
  with somebody who couldn't drive without using their fucking horn. What do you mean
• 2:31:15
  everything was somebody else's fault? Babe? What are you doing? Babe?
• 2:31:18
  What the fuck? Bab? I'm like, what's going on? Who wasn't
• 2:31:22
  it? Don't worry about it. Just know somebody was in the car with
• 2:31:26
  the last. Shit's fucking annoying. It's fucking annoying. It's fucking annoying.
• 2:31:31
  Sounds like your horn. It's not you, it's not your mouth. Stop
• 2:31:37
  using it all the time, especially in tra That should be your last.
• 2:31:41
  That should be like you're about to hit me, That's what I stop like.
• 2:31:46
  That should be the only term. The light's been green for two and
• 2:31:48
  a half seconds and you haven't gone yet. Beep, Yeah, that's it.
• 2:31:54
  You don't know what else I hate. I hate when I see kids
• 2:31:56
  and strollers that are too big for the fucking stroller. That little nigga walk
• 2:32:00
  we're not talking about anymore, talking about he's getting others. It's not just
• 2:32:07
  Mexicans, but yes, let little Essay walk. These kids be damn there
• 2:32:11
  on the ground, like, let nigga walk. No, you know what,
• 2:32:15
  I don't like parents that let their kids come with them in public places
• 2:32:20
  and acting ass. Did we already talk about the kid on the plane with
• 2:32:24
  the light up the light? Did we talk about that? I did not
• 2:32:26
  see that. I saw it, but we didn't. Listen. Listen,
• 2:32:33
  listen, listen. I know we all as millennials, we're getting at that
• 2:32:37
  age we're becoming Paris now and we don't want to hand down trauma or whatever,
• 2:32:43
  beating kids or whatever. Being sure, don't beat your kids, whatever,
• 2:32:48
  but you need to reprimand these little motherfuckers when they're out in public being
• 2:32:52
  an ass. Yeah, it's no, we're not watching your you're saying,
• 2:32:58
  hey, calm down, he's doing. What he's doing is not doing shit.
• 2:33:03
  You need to parent you. Being in public is not all. This
• 2:33:07
  is my break from being a parent in public. Y'all got him, this
• 2:33:09
  kid, This kid is viage. It takes its fuck your village. My
• 2:33:13
  village wasn't getting no fucking pussy when you was in there. My village wasn't
• 2:33:18
  coming in you, okay, if we if it takes to raise a child,
• 2:33:24
  did give me some pussy? Oh okay, that's I get it.
• 2:33:33
  I'm on. If you want me to take part in raising your little fucking
• 2:33:37
  shut of a kid, give me some ass, because that's how the fucker
• 2:33:39
  got in the first place. I didn't. At least I get shit,
• 2:33:45
  shit shit, I will say in alignment with parenting, if it's cold outside
• 2:33:52
  and you have a code on, why the does your kid? Why the
• 2:33:56
  fuck doesn't your child have a code on? If you if you had a
• 2:33:58
  code, if you're hot, if you're hot, the baby's hot, or
• 2:34:05
  he doesn't really like, who gives a fuck what he likes? If you
• 2:34:09
  would have shoes on. But when I was a kid, I didn't really
• 2:34:11
  get the choice to have a cold, and I went a little. I
• 2:34:13
  want a little Cholathan to have. Who gets a fuck what he likes?
• 2:34:16
  He proves himself, he doesn't make sound decisions, pisses in the bed.
• 2:34:26
  Who he doesn't know what's good for him. He knows how to be,
• 2:34:30
  but he pisses in the bed. He doesn't know what's good for him.
• 2:34:33
  Put a coat on that little fuck? Please, okay, please, put
• 2:34:37
  a coat on, and when he's out acting, then ash, you tell
• 2:34:41
  him to shut the fuck up and sit down for a minute, and it's
• 2:34:45
  like for a minute, it's not an hour. For a fucking minute.
• 2:34:48
  Tell him to sit the fuck down. And you know what, if it
• 2:34:52
  takes to pop him in the back of the knee to do it, then
• 2:34:54
  you fucking do the he gonna pluck him, Yo, It's okay, he's
• 2:35:00
  I'm gonnaigrate. My favorite is pinching. He's not gonna incitigrate and start fucking
• 2:35:05
  doing crack and blowing guys on the corner and become a male fucking crack prostitute
• 2:35:09
  if you pop him every once in a while when he's being an ass.
• 2:35:13
  So I met this guy and his name was Obama, because yeah, he's
• 2:35:16
  not gonna claim he was dick. Maybe that was his problem. He got
• 2:35:22
  beat too as a kid. I gotta beat too much as a kid.
• 2:35:26
  Now I'm sucking a while. I understand we don't beat our kids no more
• 2:35:33
  because we did get beat. Yeah, you can pop him every once in
• 2:35:37
  a while. You can, you can, And I got beat a lot,
• 2:35:41
  And every time I look back on my beans, I'm like, yeah,
• 2:35:45
  I heard a lot of those ships. Fair enough, Now, don't
• 2:35:50
  say mean the case be a parent, you're I won't say this when you're
• 2:35:54
  in public. This is not vacation from parenting time, because I feel like
• 2:35:58
  I lot of parents when they go out, like somebody else got to deal
• 2:36:03
  with this little kidnap. No, no, no, you still gotta dealding
• 2:36:05
  forever, because that's what having a kid is. And listen, if anybody's
• 2:36:09
  saying anything to you, pop they ass too. If that's Keenan's advice,
• 2:36:16
  I wish somebody would and the people do do that. You shouldn't hit your
• 2:36:18
  child. I've seen that one time. And I'm not so a parent do
• 2:36:22
  that, but I've seen it. Said I saw a fucking moomb like her
• 2:36:30
  kid was acting up and I saw a pop him in the lip, and
• 2:36:33
  almost like I almost shed a tear and applauded. I almost gave her a
• 2:36:37
  standing over there because it's been a long time since I've seen a kid get
• 2:36:41
  popped. When was the last time you see the kid get popped? That's
• 2:36:46
  not related to you working at the Why that's a lot of kids working at
• 2:36:50
  the White And when I tell you, I turned around and said yes when
• 2:36:58
  was the last time you see the ki getting pop kid Elsie that it wasn't
• 2:37:01
  relaid the year. It's been a while, man, I can't even remember.
• 2:37:05
  It's been a while. I literally don't remember. That's what I'm saying,
• 2:37:11
  not being don't take it better off an assault them, but like a
• 2:37:15
  quick look boom, like like stop sit. I told you seventeen times already.
• 2:37:20
  And I think a lot of things. Also, I'm not a parenting
• 2:37:24
  expert, but I've worked with kids before. These kids, especially when they
• 2:37:28
  get above six seven, they know what they're doing. When they're over five,
• 2:37:35
  they know what stopped means. They know you. We don't give these
• 2:37:39
  kids enough credit. These kids are smart. They just know they know.
• 2:37:45
  Hey, my mom's probably less likely to say something to me because I'm out
• 2:37:48
  here in front of everybody. You know how. I know that because I
• 2:37:52
  used to be a kid, and I had those thoughts, Oh, I'm
• 2:37:58
  safe, I'm in public. You're not gonna beat me my ass out here.
• 2:38:03
  You're not gonna beat my ass. All these kids, all these people
• 2:38:05
  watching. But also my mom used to give them. I mean, yeah,
• 2:38:09
  this is typical shit. But we used to get the speech before we
• 2:38:11
  even got out of the car, of course, And that's not I'm not
• 2:38:13
  that's just regular shit. We're going to the store. Hey, we're going
• 2:38:16
  to the store. You are not coming in here acting crazy, because I
• 2:38:18
  will take you to the bathroom and beat your ass. And you know,
• 2:38:22
  my mom wasn't even like and I wasn't a bad kid, and my mom
• 2:38:24
  wasn't the type to beat my ass all the time. My mom was not,
• 2:38:28
  but she was like, what if you come in here, if you
• 2:38:30
  force my hand, I do it, literally force my hand. I will
• 2:38:35
  beat you in the middle of it, because I'm the more sensible and nice
• 2:38:39
  one. Don't mean you have cart bloch, nigga. You you can earn
• 2:38:43
  you can work your way into an ass flipping. It's very possible for you.
• 2:38:48
  But a lot of these kids now they have been they have been raised
• 2:38:52
  in an environment where they do got car blanched, and it's impossible for them
• 2:38:58
  to work their way into an ass woman because they probably either a never get
• 2:39:01
  one, haven't gotten one ever, or two it's very rare they got a
• 2:39:07
  fucking assault people. Yeah, all I'm saying is beat your kids a little
• 2:39:16
  bit, just okay. It builds character, it teaches response, It teaches
• 2:39:22
  consequences. Yeah, I agree, because at the end of the day,
• 2:39:26
  somebody telling you know, seventeen times it loses its weight. Motherfucking slapping the
• 2:39:33
  mouth. Poor you remember that ship? Yeah, word of advice. I
• 2:39:39
  forgot who said it. It's probably one of my aunts. It's either I
• 2:39:43
  can beat you, definitely one of your aunts. Either I could beat you
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  or the garden jail could beat you. That sounds like something someone from Elizabeth
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  will say, what the fuck? I get it. Okay, I get
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  it a little extreme, but I get it. You can either take discipline
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  now or you cannot get disciplined. Keep acting in ass that will eventually lead
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  you to prison, because keep acting up, you're gonna it's only gonna get
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  worse. Oh man, Speaking of prison, nobody, nobody's a fucking toilet
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  a fucking a fucking toilet paper prankster. Forever they graduate to portion. That's
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  a gateway drug to murder. Not real quick, I will say, Speaking
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  of prison, y'all see BG got out of the jail. He did.
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  Yeah, from like the hot boy like, Nah, he's out of jail.
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  Time to make the reunion. But did you see him? No,
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  he looks bad. Nah? He looks all right, he's just a little
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  oh softer now, a little softer now, yeah, like just a little
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  bit softer now. I understand what you're saying, but I'm not seeing the
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  pictures. I mean, it's a video. So I'm gonna show you.
• 2:41:09
  We could do this afterproof. But all right, he just got a retwist.
• 2:41:22
  He just got a retwist. Hold on, so yeah, I can
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  go look this up. But there are people are a little worried a little
• 2:41:31
  beginning of the video. I mean that that little let me see, that's
• 2:41:37
  not a great little oh. I don't know how it feels to have hair
• 2:41:43
  that saying, how do you move? You have hair? And it's not
• 2:41:48
  that long? It's not it's not. But I mean, I wouldn't do
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  that. But the thing, I'm gonna tell you one thing about the dreads
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  they used to getting pulled. I tell you why. Thank you for listening
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  for ants podcast. I have no more questions. Dress is getting peeled back
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  like banana peels. You understand you like son, it's not Michael Wait till
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  BC. The thong so sex? Okay, they said he's giving sexy red
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  in his video. All right, we're done, go ahead, Mike Snison
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  that first look, that was kind of crazy. That's what that's like.
• 2:42:26
  That's what the person with the anything is. You can't you get him gone?
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  You know, yeah, he gonna hit He's gonna hit this, Joe
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  r Nigga said pod period. They said he put the BG and lgbc.
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  BG stands for a bad girl. Okay, alright, Michael Bay all right,
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