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FULL SHOW: Abbie Chatfield Vomits Live On Air! · The KIIS Breakfast Wrap with Chris, Amy & Jack

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Friday. It is Friday, Good morning morning, are on kers?
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: So thanks to Chemist Warehouse. I'm Mikey. We got Brooklyn. Yeah,
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: mate on the weekend. Almost here, everyone else in turn Pete.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Everybody here we go the baby.
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  Speaker 1: Nice of you to turn up today, CHROs, thanks so.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Much for having me.
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  Speaker 3: I was having with Pete yesterday, so you know you
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: wouldn't dare have a sick day after that?
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  Speaker 4: And I thought, do I I mean, like, obviously I would.
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  Speaker 1: But he said he went to the airport yesterday. Do
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: we believe him on that one?
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  Speaker 5: Have we got any proof?
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  Speaker 2: I've got a few videos on my phone and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, all thanks to United Airlines and the new tvc
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  Speaker 4: that I'll be featuring in.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be in a commercial on what that
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  Speaker 3: we see a real one.
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  Speaker 4: What will happen is I'll make a video and then
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  Speaker 4: I'll stream it onto a TV.
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  Speaker 5: Airplay on the TV.
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  Speaker 2: You never know, they might want to turn it.
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  Speaker 4: Into a commercial that runs across the country United.
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  Speaker 6: That's not going to happen because, just so you guys know,
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  Speaker 6: Pete was once cast as an extra in a TV
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  Speaker 6: show and they removed his entire part because he overacted
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  Speaker 6: in the background I did.
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  Speaker 7: From the main characters.
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  Speaker 6: So he literally spent a whole day on set, hair, makeup,
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  Speaker 6: all this stuff, and everything was pulled.
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  Speaker 1: Just on that.
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  Speaker 4: There was a form that was signed that we're never
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  Speaker 4: actually talking about that now publicly.
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  Speaker 6: But ah, well I didn't mention any detail, did I.
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, good, you're both back here. Hey, yeah, we've
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: got a big day. We're got Well, I'm not going
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: to do a stupid Pete thing and make it out
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  Speaker 1: as if it's bigger than it is. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: in a moment. But I believe Pete has been bugging
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: you to talk about the weather.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, this morning, Pete comes into my news booth.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, Brooklyn, there's a big story we want
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  Speaker 3: you to cover today. It's ten degrees hotter than average
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  Speaker 3: today and no one knows why. Like what explain, Pete,
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  Speaker 3: what you know about this phenomenon? Like why do you
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  Speaker 3: think this is a big deal?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just think.
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  Speaker 4: It's relevant for howl all is everyone at home? Just
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  Speaker 4: so you know, it is going to be a bit
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  Speaker 4: hotter than normal, if that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: In Sydney and Melbourne.
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  Speaker 2: Sydney and Melbourne hotter than normal I.
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  Speaker 1: Know I'm with you. I don't know. Brooklyn's got some
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  Speaker 1: problem with the weather. I remember when I originally worked
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  Speaker 1: with him. I had to rouse on him. Why because
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  Speaker 1: there was a difference between rain and showers and you
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  Speaker 1: would not go along with it. And you kept on saying,
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  Speaker 1: in your weather or rain today, And I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's a scattered shower.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I do remember this because I would say, if there's
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  Speaker 3: water coming from the sky onto me.
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  Speaker 5: What do you call that?
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  Speaker 1: It's showering? It's rain.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've had a bigger issue here. It might
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  Speaker 4: have been my approach. Maybe I came in a bit
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  Speaker 4: hot demanding you to.
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  Speaker 9: Do this on you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Booking likes to be told.
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  Speaker 3: But no, no, what I'll say is that each day, every day,
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  Speaker 3: yesterday tomorrow, the temperature of the day will be different
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  Speaker 3: to the average temperature. Some days it's ten degrees hotter
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  Speaker 3: than average, other days it's ten degrees lower than average.
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  Speaker 2: AB's fair. When I was talking to it this morning.
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  Speaker 5: It was like all over it.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, wow, I'm with you. I saw it
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  Speaker 1: on the news last night. Can we get our top
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  Speaker 1: temperatures for Sydney and Melbourne? Today. Please. It is warmer
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  Speaker 1: than average, right and it has been dryer than average.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting, is it not? Course? I mean you find
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  Speaker 1: the wimby.
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  Speaker 5: Change climate change is interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about that.
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  Speaker 6: Top temperature in Sydney today is twenty five degrees and
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  Speaker 6: in Melbourne sphinxy what is it seventeen?
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we've covered the weather.
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  Speaker 2: That it's done. We can move on now to.
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  Speaker 1: You get a day? Baby? Is you get a day? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Every caller that gets on air today is going to
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  Speaker 1: win a trolley full of groceries. Okay, so if you
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  Speaker 1: make it to where today you are gonna win a
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  Speaker 1: trolley full of groceries, which is really going to help
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  Speaker 1: you out with this cost of living.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, is the trolley going to come to your front door?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the details.
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  Speaker 6: No, because of course we wouldn't select people's groceries because
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  Speaker 6: we don't know of their food in tolerance and whatnot,
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  Speaker 6: they get to select their own.
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  Speaker 5: And hatastic.
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  Speaker 6: I hate being a show that gets facts wrong, but
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  Speaker 6: I do have to call the Sphinx out twenty six
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  Speaker 6: in Melbourne, that's what I thought seventeen.
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  Speaker 10: I will also flag it's twenty five in Melbourne tomorrow,
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  Speaker 10: so is it ten degrees hotter like for the next
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  Speaker 10: seven days?
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  Speaker 7: What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Pete speak here guys. It wasn't a major story. It
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  Speaker 4: was just a little reflection of the years of the day,
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  Speaker 4: which is basically just a little bit hotter than it normally.
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  Speaker 4: Ever ever has.
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  Speaker 1: Been on the in Melbourne and sitting here, and we're
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  Speaker 1: moving on from that back to you get If you
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  Speaker 1: get on air, you will get the free groceries. So
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  Speaker 1: keep listening. I'll tell you every time when to call in.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so you got the whole show. Have our
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  Speaker 1: number thirteen one oh six five on speed doll only fans.
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  Speaker 1: TikTok Star Blue Eyed Kayla Jade is going to be
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  Speaker 1: joining us live in the studio.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that'll be interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my girlfriend wasn't happy about that one.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, really, it's not like anything's going to happen here.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing to be worried about.
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  Speaker 1: Not happy though, So that's good. So I'll be my
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: best behavior in that chat and you can walk away
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars rich at the ten thousand dollars pop
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: Quiz Your Richest cash Contest. Do we do Trady versus lady.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, and this is your first chance to get that
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  Speaker 5: trolley full of grocery.
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  Speaker 1: It is so colin right now you will get the
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  Speaker 1: groceries and a double pass to go and see Jason
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  Speaker 1: Derulo live in concert. Sweet, I want to start to say,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Trady versus lady, we will get a Trady
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  Speaker 1: and a lady. They're going to get a trolley full
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  Speaker 1: of groceries and then one is also going to walk
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  Speaker 1: away with an amazing price.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, double pass to see Jason Derulo on his The
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  Speaker 6: Last Dance World tour hit an arenas across Australia this September.
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  Speaker 7: Tickets are on sale through ticket Texter.
• 5:48
  Speaker 5: If you win, you get that and get so fun.
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  Speaker 5: Wouldn't it at night at Jason Derulo?
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  Speaker 7: Oh but he would put on a hell of a
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  Speaker 7: show dance.
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  Speaker 6: He's very extra if you've ever seen him on social
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  Speaker 6: most extra person ever.
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  Speaker 5: And he's got incredible all the songs.
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  Speaker 3: You'd forget about how many songs he's got that I reckon.
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  Speaker 7: We know every single song he plays except.
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  Speaker 1: Some random album track.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he would No, he just is a showman.
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  Speaker 5: Does he even have Albert?
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  Speaker 11: Yes?
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  Speaker 9: True.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here we go. Let's welcome Caino haino.
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  Speaker 7: You get her mate here, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Going good, well, instantly you get her free. You got
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  Speaker 1: the trolley of groceries.
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  Speaker 8: Well done, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Legend. Yeah, no worries. Caroline. Hello, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 12: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: You got a trolley full of groceries as well? Congratulates
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  Speaker 1: well done Caroline.
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  Speaker 7: You do you want me to introduce you to Caroline
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  Speaker 7: while she's there?
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  Speaker 6: She's forty seven years old from Sydney and she works
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  Speaker 6: as a garbologist.
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  Speaker 7: What's that.
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  Speaker 12: A garbologist is? I drive a gabo truck.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I did not know. When people say garbo is
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  Speaker 7: that short for a garbologist?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. If it's a technical world.
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  Speaker 12: I think, yeah, fancy a garbologist.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 6: So if you meet someone at the pub and they
• 7:02
  Speaker 6: say what do you do? Do you say I'm a garbologist.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, and they say what's that? So then I try
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  Speaker 12: to tell them some interesting story and make something up
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  Speaker 12: so they're like wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: To me, it's like a scientist that, like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: studies the different garbage.
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  Speaker 12: Test exactly making I just thought it is making sure
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  Speaker 12: that everyone's putting the right things in the right bin instead.
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  Speaker 1: Really you're collecting it. Now, tell me do you do
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  Speaker 1: anything these days or does the truck just do it all?
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  Speaker 13: No?
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  Speaker 2: I do it mane.
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  Speaker 12: I get out, I pull the bins to the back
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  Speaker 12: of the truck and yeah for them.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Take So is that like only certain suburbs where you've
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  Speaker 1: still got to get out because I just put my
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  Speaker 1: bins out the front of my suburb and a truck
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  Speaker 1: comes past. Are you in like narrow lanes or.
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  Speaker 14: Something that's a side list?
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  Speaker 12: I'm a real lift.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a real lift too.
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  Speaker 7: What do that mean? I just wanted to stop down.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry when you said you're a real lift?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I like to use the rear
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  Speaker 1: lift here at work when I come in it's more private.
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  Speaker 1: I know, That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Carolina, You jacked by the way because bins aren't light
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  Speaker 6: like you'd be musky.
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  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I'm pretty muskily. I'm pretty strong.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, good on you. You're doing the lord's work.
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  Speaker 6: So when she's not in the garbage truck, she drives
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  Speaker 6: a Masda c X nine. She's single, but she's got
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  Speaker 6: three kids and she was once so desperate for the
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  Speaker 6: bathroom that she had to dig a hole to take
• 8:21
  Speaker 6: a dumb for harahline.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where where was I was doing?
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  Speaker 12: I was doing the Great Ocean Road and like we
• 8:29
  Speaker 12: were like, yeah, we were like, you know, walking around.
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  Speaker 12: I was like, nah, I've got to go. I couldn't
• 8:34
  Speaker 12: hold on anymore. So we found a rock and it
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  Speaker 12: was all sandy and as like you know, my friends
• 8:39
  Speaker 12: were keeping eye out for me, and as they were
• 8:41
  Speaker 12: keeping eye out for me, a dog was coming along
• 8:43
  Speaker 12: and They're like, cleck, a dog coming And I was horrible.
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  Speaker 12: All the sand was collapsing in while I was trying
• 8:49
  Speaker 12: to hold myself over.
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  Speaker 5: The hole might have been on Pete's family farm.
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  Speaker 4: He can't lords Great Ash Road where is specifically a
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  Speaker 4: Polla Bay Lawn area, twelve apostles whereabouts.
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  Speaker 12: I'm telling you that.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: It up.
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  Speaker 7: I love that you like it's still formed just sitting there.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: I know that you bothered digging the hole. Like if
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: I was that desperate, wouldn't you just do it in
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: the bush? Like why am I covering?
• 9:13
  Speaker 7: We discovered yesterday you pee in your own backyard.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: I do know.
• 9:16
  Speaker 7: I'm not surprised at.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but defecating my own back. Do you know what
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: I mean? Why are you bothering diggery?
• 9:21
  Speaker 15: Like?
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: What are you an animal? You try to cover the scent.
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  Speaker 6: So that's what she did anyway, weighing in at seventy
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  Speaker 6: four kilos. It's garbage guts, Caroline, your garbage gut.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: All right, now let's go to Canos Catos. Mate. You
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: are thirty five, you're in Melbourne, you work as a plumber.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: You got a girlfriend of six months, so you're still
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: in that honeymoon period?
• 9:45
  Speaker 8: Day, I really am.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Do you think that she's a forever girl?
• 9:51
  Speaker 5: God?
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  Speaker 7: Cute?
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: It ends in seven?
• 9:54
  Speaker 6: When do you think the honeymoon period ends for everyone
• 9:56
  Speaker 6: when they move in?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, no, she's moved in already, quick is it?
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: How long do you need to wait? If you know
• 10:06
  Speaker 8: you know?
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well marry the children. I mean, come on, he
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: just said she's a forever do it now? Then I'd
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: wait at least a year before they move in.
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: You're six months, you have six months and we're having kids.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, good on you. I love that. Keenesse. Now
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: you drive a Mitsubishi Triton and you can do a
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  Speaker 1: really good girl voice. Impressed.
• 10:27
  Speaker 12: I can do a really good girl.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: But what are your records?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, he's more feminine than me.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not hard.
• 10:34
  Speaker 7: Those come off I could do.
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  Speaker 16: I'm gonna do all sorts of voices.
• 10:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, get people gone all the time.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: All the girl one's great. Do you use it like
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: when you call people up? You do what?
• 10:45
  Speaker 7: He'd be really good at the you know that start
• 10:47
  Speaker 7: the aquas song. It's like, oh you're Barbie.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Can you give us a high?
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  Speaker 12: Can you want to go for you?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to win already, sorry Caroen Okay, alright.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Weighing in at ninety three kilos, dude, it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a leads.
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  Speaker 6: Alrighty, let's get into it. I'm going to start with
• 11:14
  Speaker 6: you first, kno good luck.
• 11:16
  Speaker 7: Question one.
• 11:17
  Speaker 6: W Cosmetics is a famous makeup store that sells products
• 11:21
  Speaker 6: from which country.
• 11:26
  Speaker 7: There's two different countries that.
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: I'll accept America, No, Korea and Japan predominantly.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Can you do your answers in the girl voice?
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  Speaker 4: Fot I can?
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's so good? All right?
• 11:39
  Speaker 7: Question number two?
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  Speaker 6: What is the main ingredient in bum?
• 11:54
  Speaker 15: So?
• 11:55
  Speaker 7: I don't know, no egglan?
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: How good is bubba? I love?
• 12:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah it?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm a sucking boy.
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  Speaker 7: A fussy boy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right.
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  Speaker 7: Question three, it's your last chance to get a point
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  Speaker 7: on the board. Cano what is the throwing me so much?
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  Speaker 1: Know, it's weird.
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  Speaker 6: What is the name for ballet shoes that enable ballerinas
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  Speaker 6: to stand on their toes?
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  Speaker 7: You know, they're flat at the top and they stand
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  Speaker 7: right up on their toes. What are they called.
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  Speaker 12: Shoes?
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: What did you say? What was that first word?
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  Speaker 12: Closed toad?
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  Speaker 7: No, they're called point shoes.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know who did ballet here? Out of the girls?
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  Speaker 1: You did not?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Oh of course little Daddy's girl.
• 12:43
  Speaker 7: Daddy's yeah, mouth, yeah, that's supposed to me.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a very upper class sort of thing
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  Speaker 1: that I imagine you did on daddy's credit card once again.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And horse riding, Oh, I'm surprised you didn't call it
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  Speaker 6: a questrian.
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  Speaker 8: Show.
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  Speaker 7: Jump on.
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  Speaker 1: How many horses did you have? Uh?
• 13:01
  Speaker 7: No, rented you just?
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the real rich rent. So there we go.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even own the horse. Yeah, you just rent
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: the horse. Yeah, okay, okay, no, that sucks. All right,
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: let's go to Caroline. Hello, you ready to go?
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  Speaker 12: Yes, let's go.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: All right? In boxing, what is a pikaboo. No, no,
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: it's a defensive style with gloves in front of the face.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: So it's like a pikaboo yep. Oh good. Hey, which
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: car brand makes the Tasman yute? Who's got the Tasman Yute? No,
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: it's kya close. I'm talking to a mate the other day, like,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: is Keya's Korean? I think the amount of Japanese cars,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Like when you add him up, You've got Subaru, you
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: got Mazda, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishi, Toyota under Yeah, so many for
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: such a small country.
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  Speaker 7: But it was chasinating.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't care about cars manufactured?
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: I literally I just didn't care. Brain went.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: You go back to the weather if you want to
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: be ten degrees warmer than ever each Hey, what is
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: the white powdery build up you see on brick or concrete?
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: You know that kind of white build up you get?
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: It is?
• 14:18
  Speaker 12: I do know what calcium?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, we call it effluorescence. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's like the mineral.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, that means neither of you got a point on
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: the board. So it is tarbreaker term.
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: Hey, now I'm going to need you to use your
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: male voice so we can differentiate between who's answering the question.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: If that's okay with you?
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: Okay, cool? So I just need you to buzz in
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: with the answer no name or anything. Let's go first
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: in with the correct answer wins the game. What is
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: the capital city of Japan?
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: Tokyo?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, also manufacture a lot of different brands.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: Not only did you get that trolley full of groceries
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: for how.
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: You Get a Day?
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: You've also want to double pass to see Jason Derulo
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: on his The Last Dance World tour in arenas across
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Australia this September for everyone else.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: Tickets are on sale through ticket Tech right now, go
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: and get yours boys all night.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Hell, here we go. Well done man, You're on Kiss.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Good morning thanks to Chemist Warehouse, Mike E. Brooklyn and
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: the Kiss team, and it is You Get a Day.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Every caller on air is getting a trolley full of
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: groceries and tell you when to call in again soon.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It is an awesome prize with the cost of living.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: We're helping you out.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Hey, Mikey, what do you think about it?
• 16:00
  Speaker 17: This?
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: This girl's gone viral on TikTok for a text message
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: she got from a guy she's been dating. And no,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: actually the other way around. I think it's a guy.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: I got a text message from a girl, so she
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: canceled a date.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Wait, which I'm confused. Who's a girl text or guy text?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Let me read the text. Read the text out.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: I got given this three seconds ago, so.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: She got the text from the man. To clarify, the
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: bloke has said this.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: The bloke said this, Okay, that actually makes it worse,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: so the text is not gonna lie to you.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: I was so excited to go out. I just went
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: and got the worst haircut I've ever had, so respectfully,
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to cancel tonight for your own good
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: because right now I look in the mirror and laugh.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Hang on, this is a guy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I actually got confused because I got
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: a bad haircut.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: A girl, i'd understand.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah a guy. How bad could bad? Can the haircut
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: possibly be?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: That's mental? I'm sorry, I don't like No one cares
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: about a dude's hair. How bad is his haircut? Got
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: to be that he is canceling a date. He's not
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: what ef? I know you get a weekly haircut?
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, cause if my haircut ship, bro, I have to
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: put the hat on and I wouldn't go on a date.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: The other thing, you could just wear a hat.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you're hat fishing. You've heard of hat fishing? No, yeah,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: you've never heard that. It's like dudes that go on
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: dates wearing a hat. They're bald, right, yeah, and like
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: and all their photos of them wearing a hat. You know, hatfish.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Hat fishing is rife, but normally not bald. They're receding
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: very badly. And men also just look hotter in a hat,
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: so it's very misleaderish fishing and beard fishing.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Just took his hat off a second ago.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Do you do a bit of hat fishing?
• 17:44
  Speaker 14: Bro?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: No? Bro, have a Oh you don't need to care.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like you, bro. The thing is, but why would
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a guy care that much, you know what I.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Mean about his own hair.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: To cancel the date. I'm thinking he's I wouldn't lie.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: I just wouldn't believe a text like that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon he's just not interested. And if someone
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: cancels on a date, then I'll get in a second date. Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: if you've.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Got to be very desperate to keep going, don't you
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: to believe it and go again?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I had a girl once she canceled on the date
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: because her dog was sick, and I just know it
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: just seemed like an excuse to me. It's a complete
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: turn off. If you're gonna if you've got to cancel
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: date number one, it's not going to be a follow
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: up date.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: You actually had a full reason to cancel a date.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: What what would you say to make them believe it?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Like if I'm lying, No, if you're telling the truth, Like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: what could you possibly say? Because I wouldn't believe anyone either.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know. You'd need to send me
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: some sort of documentation. I just feel like nothing ever
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: really happens.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, like to send a photo of your bad head.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: It's just an instant turn off. Do you agree when
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: you were a single? Cry Now if a guy canceled
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: a date, he's not getting another date.
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I feel like if you really liked this person, you
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: would push through basically anything. Also AI generated photos these days, Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I mean you could you're proofing, you could rate anything.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It's true, it's true, But if you're not going on
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that date, you're not that keen kiss. Good morning, Mikey Brooklyn,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The Kiss team here for you. Get a day oh yeah,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: every collar on air is going to get a free
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: trolley full of groceries all morning. Thirteen one oh sixty five.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: That is the number you'll need. We're getting some first
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: calls now, so let's do a bunch of people.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's go first to you, Paris. You got the
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: free groceries.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Good morning, well done money, congratulations. Hey, and what did
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: you want to talk about?
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: I just wanted to say I totally agree with the
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: cat fishing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: First day, when.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: We're talking about this dude that didn't go on a date.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: He canceled the date because he had a bad haircut.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I told the girl, sorry, I can't come. My
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: haircut is laughable.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: That's not a real man.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: We wanted where you could at least wear a hat.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Then you said, well no, he might get accused of
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: hat fishing there, Yeah, which.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Is totally a thing, right, Paris. A dude that always
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: where's a heart is probably like losing his hair or
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: his bald it is.
• 20:04
  Speaker 18: But I also so relate because when my partner gets
• 20:06
  Speaker 18: a bad haircut, I do not want to go out
• 20:08
  Speaker 18: with him.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: So I relate.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, and your partner's got like good hair, But when
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: he gets a bad, bad haircut, you don't want to
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: go out with him.
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't want to embarrass him. I don't want
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: him to embarrass me either.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I just didn't think guys cared or girls cared that
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: much about guy's hair, you know what I mean. That's
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: happened a generation.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: You could just shave it. Well, you guys with a
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: shaved head still look good.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't None of my mates would care
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: about their hair. Ab and you're in the gay world.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Do the gays care about their hair?
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Often?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: No, gay guys who do their own haircuts, like, we'll
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: get their own hair just with a little mullet thing
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a big deal in turn hair. Do
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: you care? Yeh?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Fun fact for I used to be a barber back
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: in the day.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: So another one of you is made up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Jake, you've worked here for thirteen years. I've never heard
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: you say you were once a barber.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Have brought this up multiple times.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really, how long for I was?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't maybe three is all up?
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: What's the training like to become a Bubba?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I did it on site, on.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Site training, so like an apprenticeship basically.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not official training, but yeah I can. I'm
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: a barber.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: So do you cut people's hair or I can't give
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: everyone a free haircut if you want, for Surete's hair.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't know what would allow it, Guys.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: I feel like it could be one of those things.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: He's just like randomly talented that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't think he's lying here.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: No, because we discovered with a qualified chef he knows
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: how to milk cows and stuff.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Was the qualified chef thing ever proven by Yeah, he.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: Brought in his certificate of hospitality we fact checked because
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: we didn't believe him.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Is a certificate of hospitality a chef? You know what
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I mean? It's three at three in hospitality cookery.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Which is what it's called at the Gordon Institute of Tape.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: So I did my training in the restaurant fining, dining
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: by the way, Empire grilling, Geelong, and then you would
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: go to Tape once once.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: A week to get your actual certificate.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Yeah, I just don't know if that
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: makes you a cook or a chef, because a.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Chef for a qualified chef. Thank you so much for
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: your time today.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Here's a slashy on a on a pronouncer, producer, shame
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: turn Pinturn, Yeah, Les barber, dairy farmer, legend, great guy.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Files head of the Peter Files department. By the way,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah absolutely.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: For those listening at home, it's a segment called Peter
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: and I have Files and it is trademark to myself.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Is Brody. Hello, Hello, you got free groceries for you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 13: About Well, actually it was me that canceled the first
• 22:51
  Speaker 13: day with the now guy who is my husband. It
• 22:57
  Speaker 13: was in the midst of COVID and we had like
• 23:00
  Speaker 13: a break of lockdown and instead of going on our
• 23:03
  Speaker 13: first day.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I when got my hair done right and it was
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a bad haircut, so you couldn't go out.
• 23:09
  Speaker 13: Oh no, I had it like full regrowth. So I
• 23:12
  Speaker 13: was like, I'm not going outside. This is horrendous. I
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: look like a full COVID lady. So yeah, I did
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: some fresh doo and yeah. Now we're married, happily, got
• 23:22
  Speaker 13: a child four years later.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Well he obviously believed you.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Then, Yeah I'm lying, I said, if you canceled date
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: number one, I think you're lying. By the way, regrowth hot.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I love that dark route look, you know, like the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: blonde and.
• 23:36
  Speaker 13: I felt like I was like, yeah, I wasn't wasn't
• 23:40
  Speaker 13: a vibe at all, but I like it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like regrowth is back now is you know,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: maybe not so much. When did you get married?
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Brodie?
• 23:50
  Speaker 13: Twenty three?
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: So a lot of my girlfriends are blonde, but not sorry,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of the girlfriends I've had sounds like I
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: have a lot of girlfriends, a lot of I've dated
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: a lot of blode.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't matter if it's real blonde. Wait, blonde.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've met a real blonde. They're all fake. Yeah,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: it's not a thing. But I like that red growth.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: But they don't like it, No, they don't. All right,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: let's go to Vanessa. Vanessa, you've got some free groceries too.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You thank you so much.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: You are welcome.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: That's exciting, all right, So what do you want to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: chat about?
• 24:21
  Speaker 19: Okay, just wanting to know your opinion on is fifty
• 24:27
  Speaker 19: year old too old to go clubbing with their children?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: My daughter?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter.
• 24:35
  Speaker 18: My daughter is having a birthday party.
• 24:37
  Speaker 19: She's twenty twenty, and we're going out for dinner and
• 24:40
  Speaker 19: then afterwards they're all going out clubbing. And she's sort
• 24:44
  Speaker 19: of all asked all of us to go, but just
• 24:46
  Speaker 19: wondering if we're too old.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I think she's being polite. Hey, Like, I don't think
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: do you want to go? Do you actually even want
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: to go to a nightclub?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 24:56
  Speaker 19: Look, it's been a long time since I have been
• 24:58
  Speaker 19: to one, so you know why not. But like, if
• 25:01
  Speaker 19: it's you know, a bit, you know, not.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Good to go.
• 25:06
  Speaker 19: I don't really want to know cramp their style. And
• 25:08
  Speaker 19: you know, you walk in and everyone's looking at you like,
• 25:10
  Speaker 19: what the hell are you doing?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think I think she's been polite, like she
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't want mum there.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: But this is what I said to you the other day,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Mikey on enzact day. You you know you're getting up
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: there in age now, not too many years a nightclub.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: I'd go to a night in the afternoon, I'd go
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: to a night Yeah, So why can't Vanessa?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Because one, I'm not fifty two, I don't have kids,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: or I'm not going to kids that much older than
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you older.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I don't think you I think you should go, Vanessa.
• 25:38
  Speaker 19: If you want to go, we can probably just go
• 25:41
  Speaker 19: our fifty year old in a different group away from them.
• 25:44
  Speaker 12: So then we don't embarrass them.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just in some dark corner or something. Yeah, by
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Key Brooklyn, Abby Chatfield. You're back. Hello, Good morning, morning Friday.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: You lasted a whole week here in the Kiss Studios.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: How you feeling.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: I've had the best week of my life with you all.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: I actually want to cry. I'm so grateful it's been
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: so much. Yeah, get me emotional. I'm tired and it's
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: a Friday morning.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, save that for the end of the show. We'll
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: get at the end of the show.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Back next week. Oh, we'll still do a cry.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Cry every day?
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah cool?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Alright, let's go to crow.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: At NAT the celebrity news like that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: So everyone saw the movie Salt Burn right with Jacob Laudie.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Massive movie, and one of the most iconic scenes in it,
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: aside from the bathtub scene, was the very final scene
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: where Barry Keyogan's character is dancing around the mansion completely naked.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: Now he's spoken about, oh add to this song and
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: this song got like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: The resurgence to Sophiella spokes to song. So while he's.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Dancing around the mansion and everything there was like everyone
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: was like, is that really him? And his full body
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: if you know what I'm saying. And he since came
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: out and confirmed he didn't use the body double. There's
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: no cgi.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: That was all him.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: So they asked him about it on a new episode
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: of Benny Blanco and Little Dickie's podcast Low and he
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: spoke about the little trick that he used to make
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: sure that he looked good down there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Oh here we a listen first, that's your real bick.
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: They let me lay on the bed were hot water ball,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: you know, to kind of keep.
• 27:11
  Speaker 17: Like the blood flowing to your Are you trying to
• 27:14
  Speaker 17: get a little bit of blood flow into your thinking
• 27:17
  Speaker 17: about something that turns you on to have like.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: The ideal soft but kind of like quarter bone?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Is that your best? Now?
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: There are a lot of tips and tricks, Yeah, that
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: I've heard. Adam has told me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: About a shoot that he did one time that was
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: underwear focused, right, and they put like wrapped a piece
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: of white bread.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I've heard of the bread.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I guess so that then it's not too graphic, right,
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it's also padding. Yeah, yeah, Adam
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: needs it to be clear as well. Yeah yeah, no, no, no,
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: so get rid of the detail.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the detailing of it, but the whole water bottle
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: is actually kind of genius.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know for to do that much. I mean,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I know, when you go for a swim and it's cold,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: we've all done.
• 28:03
  Speaker 14: I've been swimming.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Does literally mine? I reckon has gone inside itself and I.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Swim in winter and make yourself sound like the most
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: disgusting person on this show been honest inside itself.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: It gets really small. Pushing right on.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: Speaking of small Kevin Hart, So he's spoken about the
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: biggest lie that he's ever told and he's gotten caught
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: out on. So it's well known that Kevin Hart's a
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: short king, but he's shorter than he says he is. Oh,
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: you used to lie a lot about it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: So he was talking to Alex Cooper on the latest
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: Call Her Daddy podcast and he finally admitted how tall
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: he really is. What is the biggest lie you've ever
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: been caught in? Probably I'm not far farve?
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: He then, what it's the truth?
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: What are you far for?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Three?
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Ah?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: So men will up it by a bit. I mean
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: we've we've shouted about that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: He even spoke on the podcast as well about the
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: fact that in America, the DMV, which is like where
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: they get their driver's license. They have like on their
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: license like their eye color and their height and everything.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: He went and they go how tall you? And he
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: goes five five and they go okay and just put
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: it down. And he's like, hang on, they just believed me.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: So he fully had an official lie about his heights.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: What about Alfie? Here, we've said before you say you're
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: five three?
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: Three?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: He firstly he.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Used to try and say he was five five until
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: I went, hang on, I'm five to five and you're
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: quite clearly shorter than me. But now I'm doubting that
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: he's even five three, So should we check this?
• 29:34
  Speaker 15: We do?
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: We still have a measuring game, right he got oh, okay,
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: shoes off, Alfie, shoes off.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: It's to be shoes off.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: We've got thing measuring him. Official measurement happening right now.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Alfie claims to be five three three five three.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Look at him, he's got his back right up straight.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Your head back, mate, it's like he's at school photos.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Tell me back and make you shure you'll go on to.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: The top of his hair? Or does that not count?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Does not count?
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: I know because he could have used it this morning,
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: just before we did this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 15: Sure, she.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, if I'm rounding up, it's five two, he's rounding.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You, not five to one, five two, five three.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: I didn't even know what to say anymore. Changed your
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: hinge profile immediately. You're a liar. Yeah, I only think
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: it matters. I think you've got a beautiful you know
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: what matters?
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: The lie?
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Just own your heights, so true. The soul is tainted
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: by the lie. And what else you're lying about?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you on that though, Abbe, how tall
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: are you actually?
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: I think i'd be five four, about the same as
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: five five.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, right, So but you've always tated dated taller dudes.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess we're quite sure.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Have I ever dated someone shorter than me? Yeah? I've dated,
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: but I.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Got it on with Yeah, but so you don't mind
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to do that's shorter than you?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: My issue with the height thing, I think a lot
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: of men have his complex where they haven't in security
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: about their height. Fair enough, right, there's a lot of
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: messaging around, and I understand, but I think the real
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: issue that women have is when you like NAT saying
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: when you are a shorter guy and you have a
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: complex about it, and then you lie about it and
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: you are insecure about it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: The issue is the insecurity, not the actual height, you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Know, Like if you sure, yeah, even though Alfi has
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: lied in the past about his height, I wouldn't.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I don't see Alfi as a little.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Guy, you know, because he's a good guy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: He is a good, nice guy that gets me coffee
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: in the morning, and I wouldn't want to have.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: However, if you met him off a dating app and
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: he's app said five to five and then five two
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: rocks up, well would you immediately go not a good boy?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Good morning? You're on Kisstyle Weekend Almost here when you
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: want a chemist warehouse Mikey Brooklyn and Abby Chatfield, Hey,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I want to run past you to this thing called
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: afford dating. I think it needs a better term, but
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: afford dating. Basically people are going out on dates now
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: being tight asses. So choosing affordable dating.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: I'm fine with that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, So coffee instead of cocktails, a picnic instead of
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: a fancy dinner, even at home cooking they're doing instead
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: of going out.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: What do we think, Well, Adam and I on our
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: date nights, it's always at home cooking. I enjoy doing
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: it together, so I think that's a different So that
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: can be expensive as well, a ford dat if you
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: can go home. But I think it's about the effort,
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: not the money, right, And I think that you can
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: have an for example, a walking date.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not going on.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: A walk with you.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: It's not COVID so no.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I remember that all those walking and hiding a.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: Drink in a thermos, like walking around and scared that
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: a range is going to come and see you. And
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: you want to rewind the furnace at five pm in
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: walk walkat walk out here you work out, workout the.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry walk out gear. That's fine. I wouldn't do this,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I find it horrible.
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: But what about a picnic?
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: I always you always took guys on picnic dates.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the best.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: I think actually is better than a dinner date.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's no one really to distract you. It's
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: just you two spending quality time.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: And also it's.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Really thoughtful even if you may just like you know,
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: get some crackers and cheese. Doesn't have to be a
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: few spread and a few grapes, you know.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: I have a little iced.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Tea in the park beautiful outdoors that you can people
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: watch as well, so you don't.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Lie about it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Now it seems tired to me. If you go on
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a date with Mike e, it's a bloody good date.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I tell you what is doing. Although I have my rules.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Date number one, I wonder if you agree with this,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: abby Date number one was always drinks, no food, Like
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: it's weird sitting opposite someone you've never met for the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: first time having this like you know, I'm doing it
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: with you now the like formal. That's really weird. So
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: let's go for a few drinks if you get along. Yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: maybe you can eat after or whatever. That was always
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: my rule.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Check you here.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Grapes currently eleven dollars eighty a q A good price
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: at the moment.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: So if you're on a date now the time, Yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: That's for the seedless white grapes, by the way, none
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: of that very flow scrapes star Oh.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, sorry, absolutely not with keeping Baerman.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Grapes, by the way.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: The dinner date being a friend of mine only does
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: one drink at a pub and then if it keeps
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: going then you can go on.
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: Yes, but I think it's nice to have a dinner.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: I actually used to when I was single, have multiple
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: hour long facetimes of people before I went in a
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: date with Oh.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You're one of them. Our long multiple it's like a podcast. Really, okay,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: why to get like a feel on the dude before
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: or just yeah, I just don't.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: Want to waste my time on a date with someone
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: having dinner. Like you're saying, it's all for going on
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: a first date with someone you don't know at all,
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: and you're sitting there going us.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: An interview, when's it goin to end?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: If it's slow service, you're going hurry up, hurry after
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: the waitress kind of in your head, going esus.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: But I just think it's nice to get to know
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: someone a bit and how are they talk and then
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: you can decide.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry for me filter on FaceTime, No, right, so you'll
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: see you'll see the real person. Yeah, I got it,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I got and I get where you're coming that way.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And I had another little trick I used to do. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I think you'll like this.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm excited.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: You go. I'll meet you for a drink, but i've
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: got a work thing on after, so we'll meet about five, right,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I don't have a work thing. I ask everyone here,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I don't go to work things. Even if I had
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: them on, I'm not going. If they're great, I don't
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: worry about the work thing. You blow it off right
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: If they're awful, you have a clear out and.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: It actually makes you look better if you say I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: won't go to the work thing, I want to spend
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: time with you.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's winning all around.
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: That.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: It's a really good strategy.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: There's out dating tips.
• 35:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Look the affordability though thing. I think that it doesn't
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: matter how much you spend. I actually think if you
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: spend too much, you look like a bit.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I gotcha.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: So I reckon pic Nicks, eine grapes, grape again.
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's I think it's great. I think
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: you're a snob.
• 36:00
  Speaker 13: So that was good.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: The first time I heard it was great. Okay, cool, great?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Oh god, now I'm doing it. Come sick down. That's
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: just like a point start star only fans. TikTok Star
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and now author Blue Eyed Kayla Jade is in the studio.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Good morning is a little early for you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: It's a little early, yeah, but I can handle it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: Can handle anything.
• 36:27
  Speaker 15: I've had my meds this morning, so I'm like, it's good,
• 36:30
  Speaker 15: she's locked in.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: So tell us how did this all start? What made
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: you get on only Fans to begin with?
• 36:37
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 36:38
  Speaker 15: I guess going back now, like I was always very
• 36:40
  Speaker 15: interested in that kind of work, and I was in
• 36:43
  Speaker 15: a small town like in New Zealand, and we weren't
• 36:46
  Speaker 15: exposed to it at all, right, So it wasn't until
• 36:49
  Speaker 15: I guess I saw people online making a lot of
• 36:52
  Speaker 15: money on OnlyFans, I was like.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: I want to be a part of that.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, I just felt like it was
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: this calling for me.
• 36:59
  Speaker 15: I was like yeah, and I just immediately locked in
• 37:03
  Speaker 15: and there was nothing that was going to stand in
• 37:04
  Speaker 15: my way. I was just like googled how to make
• 37:06
  Speaker 15: an only Evans. I was like, because, I mean, when
• 37:08
  Speaker 15: you come from a small town, I didn't know any
• 37:10
  Speaker 15: other sex workers, you know, so I really had to
• 37:13
  Speaker 15: like investigate, and there wasn't a lot of information out
• 37:16
  Speaker 15: there at the time, So yeah, I had to dive
• 37:19
  Speaker 15: deep in. Yeah. I started posting on Reddit.
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: I was in like Reddit Secret.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 15: I had no social media following. I didn't have an Instagram,
• 37:26
  Speaker 15: definitely didn't have a TikTok, but was.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: Reddit a place that people were posting their sex work stuff.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: They were a sex work subred.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 15: Wow, yeah, so you would just going to different subreddits
• 37:39
  Speaker 15: and start posting.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: I was getting banned offs because you have to follow
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: you have to follow the rules, right, and then when
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: that's see, I'm like this only fans together, like get
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: this bit of it's so funny.
• 37:51
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Did you have many friends or anything that you were
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: talking to about.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: In the industry?
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: No, I mean your personal friends growing up, Like did
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: they know what you're up to?
• 38:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 38:01
  Speaker 15: They did, but they didn't really understand it. I guess
• 38:04
  Speaker 15: because I just wasn't talked about like where I'm from.
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: So the book call Girl Confidential, congrats, thank you. I've
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: had it since it was a manuscript guy, So.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not for like a humble brag or anything, right,
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: I have one with like the random cover that just
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: has writing on it.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: That's how far.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Beautiful Taylor tell us about it? Is it exposing things
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: that we haven't heard about on your TikTok?
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: It is a little bit.
• 38:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean I dive deep into you know, my
• 38:33
  Speaker 15: personal life, like stuff that I don't usually talk about online.
• 38:36
  Speaker 15: So I mean I talk about that and as well,
• 38:39
  Speaker 15: like balancing being a mum as well as being a
• 38:42
  Speaker 15: sex work.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Do you want to come out with that recently? Do
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: people not know that you had kids?
• 38:46
  Speaker 15: No, they didn't because it's like it's sex work one
• 38:48
  Speaker 15: on one, like don't talk about your personal life online
• 38:51
  Speaker 15: otherwise you get creeps, you know, getting into that.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: So can we talk about it? You've got two kids, right, yes?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: How are they? How are you going to handle it?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: How do you handle it now? And how are you
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: going to handle them? Knowing what mom does?
• 39:04
  Speaker 15: Like it's honestly, it's not a big deal in our household.
• 39:07
  Speaker 15: Like we're very we're a very supportive family. We're a
• 39:10
  Speaker 15: very strong family in it, and we just have open
• 39:13
  Speaker 15: communication with our kids. So it's not a really big.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Deal what I do and know exactly.
• 39:20
  Speaker 15: They're a little too young to know the ins and outs,
• 39:22
  Speaker 15: like I think age appropriate conversations, you know, but all
• 39:26
  Speaker 15: they know is, you know, they get to spend a
• 39:28
  Speaker 15: lot of time with me, and I'm a very present mother.
• 39:30
  Speaker 15: So if it wasn't for this work, I wouldn't be
• 39:32
  Speaker 15: able to spend that time with them.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: You know that Kayla actually was forced to come out
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: with that, so she I did not know.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Ye what happened, Well, there was like a campaign to people,
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: like they found out that Kayla had kids and had
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: previously been married.
• 39:47
  Speaker 15: Yeah, well yeah, so basically yeah, because they didn't talk
• 39:51
  Speaker 15: about having kids online. So, I mean, I knew it
• 39:54
  Speaker 15: was in the works. I knew people were talking about it,
• 39:56
  Speaker 15: but but yeah, what.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Has it got to do with anyone? I mean business,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Why would.
• 40:01
  Speaker 15: I talk about my kids online when I'm telling you
• 40:03
  Speaker 15: guys stories about sex with you know what I mean?
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: It just doesn't make sense.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: And that's the thing, And that would be in an
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: effort to prevent anything happening, your children being bullied or
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: questioned about it. And then the irony is these adults,
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: under the guise of protecting these children, oh.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, outing you, which actually is in turn doing it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: It's all they're not thinking about your safety and the
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: other one's doing the bullying online forcing you.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: So can we talk about Peggy so quickly explain? Well,
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know how much we can say about it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: But Kaylor had a recurring character, yes, yes, you.
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: Know social media and tiktoks stories. She would tell stories.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: About different clients that she had and one of them
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: was called Peggy Suit.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the Peggy is the and this this
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: was an in person client.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, it was in person and this was kind
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: of happening before the last federal election. It was ramping
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: up and so people unfortunately assumed that it was Peter Dutton.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's not though, no it's not.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: No, it's not.
• 41:09
  Speaker 15: But I mean it was funny because he even got interviewed.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: He didn't deny it. I'm like, you're just giving me content, Like, what.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Are you doing right now?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I probably didn't know what it was so we can
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: confirm it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: He knew what it was.
• 41:21
  Speaker 15: I think maybe his PR team was like, oh, you
• 41:24
  Speaker 15: can't say anything about it, you can't say that, so
• 41:27
  Speaker 15: he just I don't know.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: So to confirm that that Peggy Sue client was not
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Peter Dutton, I mean, can we the confirmed? Can you
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: tell us who it was? Is it a well known
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Australian political figure called cool Girl Confidential? Yeah?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Why can I ask? Why did people think it was him?
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: How much info had you given away to make people
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: look in that direction?
• 41:51
  Speaker 15: It was just like influencers online started talking about it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: It was total guess.
• 41:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, one of the Australian influencers. I was like, I
• 41:59
  Speaker 15: think it's Peter dot it and then everyone just jumped
• 42:02
  Speaker 15: on the bandwager.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I think it was.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: Wishful thinking that Peter Dunton had a personality. I was like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: I wish she had something to him.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Can I ask, what is the most unusual request you've had?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, one that even you're like, yeah, no,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: not doing that, or or you didn't.
• 42:18
  Speaker 15: Anyway, it was one that I actually denied. It was
• 42:21
  Speaker 15: actually a custom quest on only fans. I was requested
• 42:25
  Speaker 15: to dress up as Steve Erwin and talk on the
• 42:28
  Speaker 15: Australian flag.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, step so disrespectful?
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Is it disrespectful?
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: That's worse the blasphemy for me? I remember Steve Irwin. Well,
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: that's why I denied it. I'm not doing that respect
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: by Steven from even Australian She's I know, I still
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: have respect Steve.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Okay that's the line. Okay, what about what about a
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: disgusting one.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Like I've had, like cheese requests?
• 42:57
  Speaker 15: Like cheese people like people. He's really into cheese.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: So you just hold the cheese or you'll put it
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: all over my body.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that sounds good I've.
• 43:06
  Speaker 15: Had like feeder guys, so they're really into like watching
• 43:09
  Speaker 15: me eat and like you know that the end goal
• 43:13
  Speaker 15: is like trying to get me to gain away.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I read that they ask you away
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: yourself like before or after a Yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 15: So I remember like drinking like a massive thick shake
• 43:21
  Speaker 15: one time and just like jiggling my belly on camera
• 43:24
  Speaker 15: to hear like the slashing.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And he loved it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: Loved it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a dream. Drop well, cold Girl confidential. We
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: can read all about it. Maybe you'll name that politician
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: in there by blue Eyed Kayla Jade. It is out now,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: well done on writing that, and thank you for coming.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: In, thanks for having me go. Congrats queen.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the birthday wheel is on. You got my
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: key Brooklyn out of Shadfield and morning everybody, Pete.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Life Life Savers outfit.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: It does it look a little bit like that. I
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: found this as a new jacket. I didn't realize was
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: in the cupboards, so I thought i'd give.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: It a wheel this morning. Order that a jockey? Is
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: it more jockey vibes?
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but it'd be a
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: big jockey.
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's too big for you.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Pete. It be big, isn't it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, so we have no idea what it is,
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: where it's come from, but it's very shiny and highly flammable.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Well, tweet a photo out for everyone at home listening,
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: and okay, I got on Twitter back this morning. By
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: the way, X has been hacked for the last few days,
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: real band. Yeah, everyone was clicking on those bloody bitcoin links.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And does anyone use it? I mean, would you care
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: that your banned from X?
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: I didn't notice until the Daily Mail road article I
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: I haven't posted in four years.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: Maybe I just deleted it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I used to be on it all the time, like
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: just reading it because it was good for news. When
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: old made Elon took it over, it's awful. So I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: just deleted it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: That's all I U is to be fair, you meant
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: when you're on there, the videos and the a.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terms of absolute ship crack.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: I just wan't to know if Pete's still tweeting Elon
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: Musk every day.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tweeted every day.
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: What are you say?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Oh so I mister call hey mate? Just following up
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: on the email I seen.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: I'm sending me over probably a thousand emails just and
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I reply, I reply, just requested and come on the show.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: By the way, elon musk dot x dot x dot
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: com is the web email addressing case GI A bit.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: That actually full. Now that I've said that, thank you.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Dot x dot x dot com. I don't think that's
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: a real address. Well, I mean he hasn't replied, but
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: I found that.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: That's I'm rambling.
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: I'm hey, pee, Justin Bieber follows me on Twitter?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Wow, Brittany, Yeah, what Britney Spears follows me?
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: How did that happen? Just back in the day.
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: I think I was tweeting him heaps and he followed
• 45:32
  Speaker 10: me back. But he did famously go and follow everyone,
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: So I am no longer following.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Britney Spears is still following me?
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: Really, that's why she following you to just happened.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: One time I did tweet her a lot or ex
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: her extra.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Hey, it is the birthday will I don't know whose
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: celebrity birthday it is today? TikTok star Charlie Demilio. She's
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: only twenty two years old.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: She's been around for and.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Jamie Dawning from Fifty Shades of Gray.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Never saw forty four? You like that movie are you.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: I've never seen it a few what. I just think
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: it's a weird representation of that world. Yeah, I don't
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: think it's accurate.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Nah, well it is a movie, right, yeah, it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Is a movie.
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to get into some political dissertation about it,
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: but basically not not for me, you know.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: All right, Miranda, it's your birthday. Good morning, Miranda, Oh.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: My god, good morning guys. I've got on you are lives.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You have got a trolley full of groceries for you,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: get a day. Well done you.
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: That's so exciting.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: That's so generous.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: How do you celebrate your birthday? How old are your
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: turn on? What's going on? Tell us everything?
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: I'm twenty six today celebrating with a fire and some
• 46:47
  Speaker 12: pizza and barbecue with some friends.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: So yeah, siks Miranda, will happy birthday them?
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: Thank you?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: All right? What's what's going on? Ready?
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Just I've lost my prize sheets. Sorry, I'm so so
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: I'm normally I'm around. I would never want to hold
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: out the program.
• 47:03
  Speaker 12: It is my first time calling it. Very exciting.
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: Oh what have you on this morning for your birth
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: or anything? Nice?
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: Nothing?
• 47:09
  Speaker 12: I'm literally on my way to work, very very normal day.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: At least you don't take the day off. I just
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: don't think taken the day off your birthday is reasonable.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: I am to agree, but I feel.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: At this point life is so hard that I think
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: people deserve a day off for any reason.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Just any reason, whatever they feel like doing it. Now,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: all right, let's spin that wheel. If you're heavy. Day,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: so going well? Okay?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Number twelve, Number twelve, Congratulations Moranda, You've won tickets for
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: you and three brands to Kiss Presents. iHeart with Rachel
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Vahem Rachel Vahim's new album Who You Are.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: I stuffed this up the other day as well, featuring
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: d Man.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: It's out our Baby. Everyone's talking about it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: It's Rachel Morando.
• 47:57
  Speaker 19: Thank you so much. That's so exciting.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: How did Joy Miranda enjoy work and tell everyone it's
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: my birthday.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not doing anything today, all right? Celebrity news.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Oh you like that guy?
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: What you got nt?
• 48:12
  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 48:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: What have you got?
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Natalie my mic is on now? Hello?
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: So Akon is the one that have revealed when he
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: had a really overbooked schedule back in the day. I
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: mean he may not have had a hit recently, but
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: back in the day, Akon was huge. He had charting
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: hits all the time. He'd overbook himself. Obviously a lot
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: of people wanted him to perform at their festivals and
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: at clubs and things like that, so there's a high
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: potential that back in the day, if you went to
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: see Acon live, you weren't actually watching him because he
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: overbooked himself so much that he had to put a
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: stand in to perform for him.
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: And that stand in that he used was his brother.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: So he spoke about it on a podcast, Take a listen,
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: your brother doing shows as you was that that was
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: before social media.
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: That was like my early like around my locked up
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: these I would get like ten to fifteen bookings a
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: day and we would take the highest bookings. But I
• 48:59
  Speaker 11: was still a hustler there, so I ain't want to
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: leave no money on the table, like literally no money
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: on the table. So I was like, I'm gonna do this,
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: like imagine if it's New York and Elliott the scene time.
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: But no, this is the worst. The craziest part. I
• 49:09
  Speaker 11: got a third brother named Omar here, a bigger hustler
• 49:12
  Speaker 11: than me. Omar was bookie shows and wouldn't.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Give me that's got a I love that. It doesn't matter,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you know, you pulled it off? Would you if I
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: didn't know what I care?
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: But you didn't know, so you thought it was Acon.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: But now if you were a huge Acon fan and
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: still are and you found out hang On I went
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: and saw him that wasn't even him, like, I'd be
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: pissed off.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: You want to know his brothers sing at all?
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: Or is it thisting?
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: I don't want to hate on Acon too much here,
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: but I saw him started last year. He did a
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: festival here in Australia and I saw him very clearly
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: lip syncing the whole thing.
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: So all his brother had to do was get up
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: know the lyrics to his songs.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: And the stage is far enough away, as he said,
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: no social media at that time, so no one could
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: go that's not Acon, you know.
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: So he pulled it off drag show to go into
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: drag brunch. But it's just Acon's brother.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Which I've always thought when you go to those drag shows,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: why don't they sing? Are there any that actually sing?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Some do?
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: That's the point. The point is a theatrics, the humor,
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: the costume.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not really the audience, you know, and also yeah.
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: The point is also that you're interacted with the song
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: you know and love you know and you go whoo
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: sing some Celine Dion, yes and yeah yeah. Meryl Streep
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: almost turned down her most iconic.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Role of Miranda Priestley in The Devil Wears Pride, which
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: obviously the second movie has just come out, so she's
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: talking about back in two thousand and six when the
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: first movie came out. Basically, she read the script, she
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: knew it was going to be a massive movie, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: she almost didn't take it. But then something happened.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: To have a listen.
• 50:41
  Speaker 20: They called me up and they made an offer, and
• 50:43
  Speaker 20: I said, no, I'm not going to do it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Why because I wanted to see. I wanted to see.
• 50:48
  Speaker 20: I knew it was going to be a hit, and
• 50:50
  Speaker 20: I wanted to see if I doubled my ask. And
• 50:52
  Speaker 20: they went right away and said sure. And I thought,
• 50:55
  Speaker 20: I'm fifty six year took me this long to understand.
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: That I could do that.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: But you can ask for what you want what a
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: boss ay. And that's the thing, right you don't have
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: that confidence when you're younger, like I'm sure you've been
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: ripped off back in the day are you.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think, yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure I have
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: no thinking about it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that I have.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: But it's so amazing that at fifty six, like she's saying,
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: she finally figured it out. But women often really undervalue
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: themselves and are too scared to ask for more money.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: Going someone else will have it, someone else will get
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: the role. Yeah, and the fact that she did that
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: and got it and it's the most iconic. I think
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: it's one of her most iconic roles.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Well, the fact is if they said no, she knew
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: it was going to be a hit, and she just
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: had to eat the sit there and go no, no, no.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: We'll take it for what you gave me. Yeah, pass
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: up there, because that's what.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: You risk when you say to them, now I want
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: this much money or I'm not doing it, and they
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: go no, You're like, oh shit, that's my fear.
• 51:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: You also, if she asked for double, they could go
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: all right, we're going to give you somewhere in between,
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: you're still gonna you.
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: Always ask for more than you want.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, ways, because they're never going to meet you there,
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: and you just hope they meet you somewhere in the middle.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Chris Jenna, someone knows a thing or two about money
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: and getting it. She's admitted that she likes being a
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: cougar because she's with Corey Gamble, who's twenty five years
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: younger than her. So that's all happened since she split
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: from Caitlyn Jenna. But according to her, the age difference
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: means nothing to her. She was speaking to Chloe on
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: her podcast about it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: He's twenty five years younger than me. Okay, so I
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: kind of like a cougar.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: You know, we have a cougar.
• 52:23
  Speaker 21: We have a great relationship, and for us it's like no,
• 52:27
  Speaker 21: but it's like age is just a number. You can't
• 52:30
  Speaker 21: always decide who your person's going to be.
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: You just don't know.
• 52:33
  Speaker 21: He's just going to come one day and you're gonna
• 52:35
  Speaker 21: you don't know what shape or size or age or
• 52:38
  Speaker 21: any of it. You're just gonna it's gonna be a surprise.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Why you're looking at me? Why, I'm just wondering what
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on this is? Twenty five years is a
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: bit much, I said the other day. Apparently Abby was
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: like that, you can't say that, I said, I don't
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: see age.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, howld are you going? What are you going to
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: think about this, Mikey, I don't see age a wild
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: state right to me?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Sad, I feel like I've never dated anyone older, but
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I think twenty five years is too much, that that
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: age gap is too much.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Let me say, I don't care about age. You've never
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: dated anyone older than you?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: You don't care about it?
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: Say I don't care how much younger? They some more
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: accurate statements, All.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Right, thanks, Okay, we're doing a bit of a taste test.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: So the other day Woolies posted a TikTok going through
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: some of the things that they sell in cans. Now
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: we're talking potatoes, carrot, asparagus. People used to buy a
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: lot more canned things yet corned beef, green beans, light cheese,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: that seems pretty normal, apricots, hamm. In fact, we've got
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit of woolyes here. Let's have a listen.
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: You probably didn't realize that we sold can potatoes. I didn't,
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: and it made me think what else do we have
• 53:52
  Speaker 9: in cans?
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: So this is my only cans coole.
• 53:55
  Speaker 14: Baby carrots in a can, peas and carrots in a can, sparagus,
• 54:00
  Speaker 14: spears in a can, beef, corned beef in a can,
• 54:05
  Speaker 14: stunning splice, green beans in a can. Genius whipped that
• 54:09
  Speaker 14: I don't like ly cheek, but you can get it
• 54:11
  Speaker 14: in a can. Apricot halves in a can, Mandarin segments
• 54:16
  Speaker 14: in a can.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Peach slices in a can.
• 54:19
  Speaker 14: I mean, what will they come up with? Necks?
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Surely not ham in a can, pam in a can.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Boom, it's genius, all right, A lot of things in
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: a can.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Now in turn, Pete, good morning Australia.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: What do you got for it?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Guys? I thought we'd take the opportunity off that wonderful
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: wolith ad to basically find out if there's some other
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: weird things in a can.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: So welcome to taste testing a can here on the show.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Can I just say we've got a big problem here? Okay? Abby?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Are you doing okay? Abby?
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: You look like you're having a full breakdown.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: I vomit a lot, and even the thought even seeing
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: the words on the sheet in front of Bean, I'm
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: I'm actually I've actually almost I'm clammy.
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: I can't even talk, breathe and listening.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Can we just take place? She's got a buckets? Yes
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: for a bucket again? She vomited, list to read and
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: gum and gum so.
• 55:09
  Speaker 7: I can smell the listerine after each one to get it,
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: get it moving through my clotch faster.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: That's smart.
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: I wasn't almost to get me out of here.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, I won.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Sorry so much I could win.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: And the eating challenges, I swear have ruined me for life.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: I can't have fish really anymore because I had something
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: called a spew food salad.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: It was a whole thing, but you did it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: You got through that thing.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: We've got just stuff in it. Can it's not going
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: to be anything that bad.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Worms and ship I'm a celebrity.
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: It's the thought was it's I vomit all the time.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: I don't want it. Twice yesterday for no reason, the
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: kind of no reason.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: So you're definitely going to vomit here that parasite. Actually
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: are you well?
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: A stomach test? But no, I sorry. I just looked
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: at the sheet again and I saw a word and
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: I can't continue.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Let's just start look at the sheet.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Absolutely unecessary panicking. Big shout out to the cheesecake shop guys,
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: because don't panic. We've got cake in a cake.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Wow. Now we've got du Baikee chocolate.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: We have a passion fruit and for Mikey you can
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: have the strawberry fields. I want you guys to open
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: up the can. I'll open up the rest of the
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: cancer segments just for everyone at home.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Amazing.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: See, Abby, you're panicking for no reason.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: All right, cake, Okay, I've got a little I'm not overalling.
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: Good Okay, mine's got a little chocolate on top. That's nice.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: All right, it's like a dessert.
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: How good?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Eh, Like you're at a nice restaurant.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: You've got funny and give it a little score, guys
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: on your flavors of cakes.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: That's delicious.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: It's a moon nine out of ten.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: As I said, I think you're panting to be there
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: this morning, Abby chat.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Field, no reason. I gave that a ten. All right,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: what's next?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Alright?
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: And now we've got braised steak in a can this morning?
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Now this is okay because this is a very common
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: can dog food, Brooklyn.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, why is it cold?
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: No one's gonna want that difference between dog food.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I can assure you anything in a can is actually cooks, guys,
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: because it obviously needs to be from a or not.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Whatever.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: That saying is anyways like food, Okay, you're right, just
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: give it a rating. Can we get another spear?
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like, cake, Are you sure this doesn't have to
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: be cooked?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Peter, No, absolutely not, I think so.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Just heat and eat it says, Oh that's foul.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Oh well that's awful. Just give the Yeah, can you
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: eat that? Abby?
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: Actually the smell alone is sorry. I want to be
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: the microphone.
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: I'm I'm shaking clammy, and I hate to say that
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: we'd plan because I know what's coming up. I'm so clammy,
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: even at the smell and even at the sound of
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: some of you eating this is making me feel like I'm.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: You're going to give It's actually fine, Abby, it tastes fine.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: She is actually genuinely shaking.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: I'm not doing a bit. Guy and me just I'm
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: trying to show you that I'm fit.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I love one right now.
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: Not really, No, you'll be fine.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: You go to new things.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: I want to explore new things. I'm just saying my way.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It tastes totally vomited. Is that a vomit or a gag? No,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: it's a vomit, Abby Chatfield. Aby Chatfield vomiting live on KISSFM.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I can let's just move on to the next one
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: for you too, because this is not great.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: We thought about it. It wasn't a real no, now
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: now it is.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, what's next?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Let's just crying.
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: Well, it's just because I told you got a really week, so.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Abby Chatfield crying and vobbiting live on KSFMO.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: This is what.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: It looks like cat.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: Food we're already with, not cat food.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: It is a beautiful this.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I found this name wonderful. Can pork lunch and meat.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Have a look at that.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I don't eat pig.
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: Not not doing it because I want to pet pig
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: in the future.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: And if and if I look at if I eat pig, So.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You don't do at all.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: No bacon looks like you've opened a whiskers can and
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: you're just asking me to eat it. Just ragular, Okay,
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: we've lost that's apoll No, just give it a go, guys.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Is that okay?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Guys?
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: I'm trying my heart to be a good sport, but
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: I actually like this. It's not wartime. It's not wartime.
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: Why are we having things out of cans and meat
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: in cans?
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: What is going there is a war on guys, giving
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: that of one.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: I'm going to keep this thing moving, so we're going
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: to move on to the next one, which is quail
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: eggs in water.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Is a very Asian infused eggs.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, your eggs in water? Okay, can you do? Do
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: you do quail?
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: Because I want to pet quail the fixture?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: All right, let's give you both again.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Look cute. Actually they're just little eggs.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Hang on, but they're actual quail eggs.
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: Sorry, just buzzing in here, crow. I now Hong Kong
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: Fuey loves these. She says they're delicious.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: She's requested the left over eggs.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: I'm just popping it in.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: She would like you got away. So they have like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: one hundred year old eggs that you can eat.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: Now, she said she can't do that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: This is good, how abby? It's just an egg. It
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: tastes just tastes like an egg egg. Honestly, Yeah, that
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: just tastes like an irg.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe she wants a pad egg.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: My nose is running. I'm so and I haven't even
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: eaten anything. It's the smell and the and the sensory experience.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Tell you what, do the egg and do one more
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: and then you've been a good sport.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: You're right, Abby, you're okay the last one.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: Okay, we've got hot dogs in a can.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Baby dropped it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I drop my hot little doodles. Hit your finger
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: in the You're gonna cut me on the edge of
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: that key.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, my man?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: Here?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Oh they're slimy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: Nah?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can you do the hot dog? Oh my god,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: this is romiting. I'm going to call this a fail.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: And guys, I'm being so so yeah, we know, okay.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Once again, I wish they could do this and go.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I'm trying a hot dog. Let's all do it together.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Hot dog down the mauth together.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Oh oh yuh, okay, that's not bad.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: That's just like the cheese and crackets.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Once again, Abby, Chadfield's now on the floor. Can someone
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: check on a abit? Chatfield lying crying, vomiting and on
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: Here it kiss Hey, sorry mikey mouth here. Abby, you
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: don't look well, but and that is nice and healthy?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Should she tap in?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: No, we're done, done everyone.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: The light cheese. The light cheese are young.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I had another eight cans where they get
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: worse than word.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Ten thousand dollars pipe Queiz pop Quiz,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Here we go. You got my key, you got Brooklyn,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: You've got Abby Chadfield. You will instantly win one hundred
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: dollars just getting on air right now, and a trolley
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: full of groceries because we are doing you get a day.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Every caller on air gets free groceries. But you could
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: win ten thousand dollars right now. Would be bad, It'll
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: be awesome. Yeah. So how's it work, Brookland.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Well, you just got to get ten questions correct and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: you win ten thousand dollars. You can pass if you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: want to and come back to it.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Ab be ready to go.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: I'm ready to go.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Do it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: She stopped vomiting if you just tuned in's vomiting live on.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Let's go with Zenna. Hello, good morning, good morning.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: How are you?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: We're great? Okay, good luck, Zenna.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: Are you ready to go?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 18: I'm a bit nervous, like yeah, okay, let's.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: Start all right. Question number one? Who plays Wolverine in
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: the Marvel movies?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 12: I don't know what his name?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 20: I can get your in.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 12: I can't remember our pass okay.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: Golden by Hunter Tricks was a song from which massive Netflix.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: Movie gold I'm.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 12: Demon Hunters.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: How many children do asap Rocky and Rihanna have three?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: Who is the weather man on Sunrise?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 12: I'm forgot passed.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: What is the name of Marishka Hargate's character in Law
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: and Order SVU?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: And I know not?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: And I know who is mcaulay culkin married to?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 12: Oh that little HNT know? I'm passed.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: What is the biggest sporting venue in Australia? So what
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: is the biggest sporting venue in Australia?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Are you sol who's.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: Saying the two thousand song? Can't Fight the Moonlight?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: I know my name?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 12: I know it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: You were really nervous when weren't you?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Great, Yeah, you know what.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 12: I can picture the people that you're talking about, but
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 12: I catch I can't.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: At that time.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what happens under pressure.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: I loved the answer to McCaulay culkin live the Little,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: the Little It was Brenda song.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I chewed Jackman. By the way, is the wool
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: in wolver Yeah? So yeah, look, hey you got one
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars and a trolley full of groceries.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 14: Well thank you?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: All right, we got Josh Thomas in. He's going to
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: be at the Sydney Comedy Festival this weekend. Who has
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: the question me?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: That?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Being a bit I was saying, I swear I would
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: you have played in like Wogga or Griffith or something
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Twenty years ago I saw you.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like young gay and then I was
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: watching you be gay making all these jokes and I'm just.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: In love is big, you know, in lust?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: Maybe WHOA watch Josh's show then? Please like me?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Oh for sure that TV show was incredible?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Did you fantasize to it?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: You know, I've just loved you throughout your career and
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I always old a connection because I saw you, you know,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: so early when you were rising up.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: What can I ask you? Are you single? Josh?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 9: I mean I have a boyfriend.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: Baby you'd be happy.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 20: Yeah?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: One less sure for him? Do you want to Finally, No,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: I don't think we can not at work.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: I don't. It's nice to me, but I mean, I mean,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: I'm sure one day, I'm not so busy. I've got
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 9: free time.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: You moved to America, Yeah, I moved to America.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: I have something I've got to get off my chest
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: to Abby though nobody did you read what I said
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: about you?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: And the Guardian.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: No, no, Josh, and I'm scared. No, it's not It's
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: not bad, I don't think.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: But they said to me, they did this interview and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: they said, if you could have somebody else's body for
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: a day, who would it be. And I said, and
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 9: I'd just done your podcast. I said, I'd have a
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: woman's body, because if I could experience that, why not?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: And then I said, because you're really hard. I said,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 9: of course I'd be Abby Chatfield for a day. But
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 9: then I did get too into it, I think in
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: the interview, and I got a bit worried that you
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 9: were going to read it, because you never know some
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: things are even going to get me right away.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: When you're explaining her body, I just got.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: Really excited about the thought of having Abby chap Gell's
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: body for a day and all the things that I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: could do with Abby chap Gell's body for a day.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 9: Abby's gonna read this.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to look in her eyes one day.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: Are you when.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: To confront you about the Guardian article about my body?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry because sometimes they read the messages other men
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: send you and they're only ten percent different mains, and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: that'd sincere com.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Okay, you want going to read
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: it out? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I don't really know
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: who I would say is a hot woman's body. Oh
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I just did the Abby Chatfield podcast. She's pretty hot
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: a body, and I'll experience what it's like to have.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: A vagina, but not in a way that's creepy.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: In a way that's respectful to Abi Chatfield. Would you
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: like me to have a vagina for a day? No,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: it's not your show.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: I think that is one of the most beautiful things
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: anyone's ever sent up he can, considering the press, it's
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: usually about me.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: That's top tier.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: Do it a respectful way, yeah, I mean also, I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: don't get you're saying.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: You know, a lot of men would send me certain things.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: I never ever get hit on, even I want to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: be well, I've it's so good. I've repulsed that so
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: many men with my thoughts, same with my words that
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: I actually haven't gotten any creepy d ms in honestly years.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Right, what about when you're back in the day in
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: bachelor days, you'll get it then.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a few, but it was anger fueled, you know,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: which they want to hate yeah, exactly ridiculous.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: Ye, stuff with it, Yeah, which is exactly what you're
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: saying em that way.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: If you said that quote in a very low voice,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: like you just hear, yeah, that would be really well.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: You know, you never know how someone's going to read
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 9: something written down.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 17: You know.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: Sometimes you'll text something thing to someone you think it's funny,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 9: and then they get it and they're very hurt feelings.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: You've got a new show tonight and chances for it
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: in the next two nights. At the end, more, that's
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 9: a good advertisement.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: That is what you're here for. So jiggle jiggle, Yes, Why, well.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: It's just supposed to be a fun show. It'supposed to
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: be about having fun and trying to have a good time.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 9: I think my dog out in it.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Did you think I should have brought her.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: Into the studio with me at the moment? I flew
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: her yesterday for the first time ever. She comes out
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: in this show for one minute. It's a scam just
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: to make the tour producers fly the dog with me,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: and I flew her for the first time. He said,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: it's quite nervous, you know, it's like sending her like
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: a kid off to school, I think because having a dog,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: everybody would agree, is exactly the same as having a child, exactly.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 9: And I saw her being trimmern through the airport and
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to get a peek of her, so worried,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: and it was just her with a man driving her
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: in her box, and she looked so kind of stoic
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: and happy, like she was in a popemobile. And then
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: she's just gone around the whole day, going to each
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: person and Sydney going up to them, tapping them and
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: walking on. She's on like a royal tour. I should
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: have brought her in.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I did tell me. So you're saying it
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: was a scam. The dog doesn't need to bay on
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: the tour. You just wanted them down. Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: It is a tough moment for me because I'm so
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: exciting because a dog on the stage is It's something
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: about that that's great, really old exactly. And the scream
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: and the scream, and I do have this moment where
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 9: I think, oh, this is how loud you could be.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 9: We're having a look at the dog now, sweet supermodel.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: So if you do the one where you fly her
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: in the cabin with you, you can do that now.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you have anxiety or something wrong.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: Virgin just allows it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you put her downstairs. That's a bit mean.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: She's too big a woman.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Well, if you want to go and see the Dog
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: and Josh, of course you can catch Josh Thomas at
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: the Sydney Comedy Festival all weekend. For tickets, go to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Sydney Comedy First dot com dot Are you good on
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: your mate?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: You finally got to make you as we mont in
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: the crash.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's staying steady. Oh that's good.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: Steady he did here today. He made it any better.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: There's Josh Thomas. Hey, still to come. Your chance to
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: win free groceries when he We do our final calls. Okay,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: thirteen one o six five. Don't call yet, we'll tell
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you when coming up. Oh yeah, good morning. You're on
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Kiss Breakfast. Mikey Brooklyn, Abby Chatfield. One more chance to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: win those three groceries every call on air. We're going
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: to do a bullitz really soon. Okay, so keep listening
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: in the next twenty minutes for you get a day.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Hey, Mikey and Abby.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: My mum lives between between Sydney and Melbourne, right, and
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Mother's Day is coming up and I always go and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: visit her, which I don't mind, like it's fine, but
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: it's in the country and it's a long way. And
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: I've said to her, why don't you come and visit me,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: like you'll enjoy have a weekend in the city.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: And she's very.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Scared of driving in the city, which a lot of
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: you know, if you in the country, it is pretty
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: scary one.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Way roads and all that stuff. People got kids.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: Sydney drivers also or city drivers in Melbourne, it's as
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: though they're in a race, like they're very aggressive, even
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: compared to Brisbane where I'm from.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, so did you find that when you moved out
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: of Brisbane? But everyone's more aggressive. You're too laid back
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: in Brisbane.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: Well, people actually let you in. Actually it's a competition,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: but people like get a little thrill in not letting
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: you in here. It's like, just be nice.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: I there's no nice zipper.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: It's a zipper, you know.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I've been saying to my mom, if you don't
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: want to drive, why don't you get the train. The
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: train goes between Sydney and Melbourne. It's a lot of
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: people do it to like save cash on flying, right,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: but it does take twelve hours. And then I came
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: across this guy who did the trip and gave his thoughts.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: On what that train trip is like. And I don't
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: know if I should put my mum on this.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 17: All right, here we go one of the most horrific
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 17: journeys I've ever done in my life. Just fly jets
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 17: are just fly jets. Start for no charging stations on
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 17: the train. You'll be raw dogging inevitably. I've got woken
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 17: up about two am by a guy on meth I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 17: think meth on metro trains are bad. Imagine eleven hours
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 17: and you go, would I do this again?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 10: No?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Am I glad I did it once.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 17: No, But if you really want to save some money
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 17: and destroy your mental well being, catch the overnight train.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: That's the XPT they call it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: know anyone that would do it. Like, you can get
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: to between Sydney and Melbourne for like pretty cheap if
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: you just get any like it was saying, get Jetstar
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, And also if it was twelve hours, that's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: three hours longer than just driving.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because what is it nine nine nine hours? Yes?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: Nine.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Why would anyone get.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: That overnight choice. Apparently Alec the producer here has done
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: this train trip.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Is that right, you've done it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 16: I've done the XPT. Okay, it was before Christmas, so
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 16: all the flights were dead expensive. So it was like
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 16: the only option to get me back to Sydney from Melbourne.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: See, Australians would just think, well I'm not going Yeah,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: train is not even too far.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Was it just awful?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: You know what it was?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: The actual train It was okay, I was starting next
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: to this cute old lady.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 16: There were no like methods or anything, but the half
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 16: the route was replaced by a bus from like Melbourne
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 16: shirt Olbery, like six hours.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: Oh that's awful.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: And a bus is the lowest form of public transport.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: It doesn't get any lower than that, do you think?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind a bus because it's like, you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: make you feel safe with those people, whereas on a
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: train anyone can come in, come out and start yelling
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: his community on the community.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that at all.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: Celebrity news, you like that all right?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: Nick Cannon has confessed that he would still have kids
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: with his ex wife Mariah Carey, even though he's in
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: a new relationship caveat though it is an open relationship
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: with selling Sunset star Bree t Yesie. But still imagine
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: being free and hearing him say, I'm still in love
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: with my eggs.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: I'd still have kids with her like that. Din'd have
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: to burn you, Abby, you've been in an open relationship before, Like,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: where's the line? You know you think the line is
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: very far away from that, but that that's really insane.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: But Nick Cannon is a weido. How many kids?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: He's a womanizer. He's got like twelve children. Have a
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: listener what he said, and then we'll unpack it.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 22: I had a couple of those nights when I woke
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 22: up and pitching myself like this, that's the one.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's literally the fantasy I did.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: She deserved better.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what Mariah doing lately. Is that the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: true love?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 22: I mean, that's that was That was my wife, that
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 22: was literally my dream girl. And then the fact that
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 22: we still have such a great relationship to this day.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 22: I don't think you can't compare it to anybody. We'll
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 22: always be.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: In love with it.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: If you say, you know what, Nick, I think I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: want another one. I want another, I'm giving a three more.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel good being his new girlfriend with it.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: That would be really shocking and hideous and awful to hear.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: But what is equally is shocking and hideous and awful
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: is saying something like she deserves better, the whole you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: deserve better.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 7: I couldn't be the man for you. Even in breakups,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: women go, I just can't be the man that you need.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: That line is infuriating for a woman, and they think
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: it's an easy way to break it, like to let
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: you go, And like, what's the word I'm looking for,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: like let you let you down?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 7: Easy exactly.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: But if anything, that makes me feel worse because I'm like, oh,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: you just didn't want to try and be better?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah for you? Yeah?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: And they always will be for someone yeah another woman Yeah,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 7: or they won't. They are complete trash.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: But the reality is they also are then putting the
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: onus on the person they're breaking up with. All that
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: they're reminiscing about going she wanted more, her standards are
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: so high, I.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: Couldn't be the man that your faults are being so good.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I couldn't be who you want to I've
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: never used that one.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: What line do you use I'm too busy with I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: have used.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: That and at the moment, I am actually busy, but
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: typically I've broken up with girls and I'm too busy.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a three hour radio show. Yeah, going home
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: and having anxiety about the three hour radio show, like
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 7: Where do they hear these lines?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: And just all boys, he's used the same four lines
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 6: like I'm too busy, I'm not in the right.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: Place, you know, or yeah, you deserve better idiots.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: Hey for the Swifties, Taylor Swift could be dropping a
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: brand new song for the Toy Story five movie that's
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: on the way.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: Now this hasn't been confirmed yet, but this countdown.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: Popped up on her website with like these Toy Story
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: kind of looking clouds behind it, and everyone is like
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: straight away into meltdown when it comes to Taylor Swift
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: and new projects, and basically everyone's landed on the fact
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: that she must have some sort of song coming out,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: and I mean, who knows, maybe she's even got a
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: little character in the movie toy So yeah, keep your
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: eye up for that one. And finally, Kevin Hart was
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: on the latest episode of Call Her daddy and that
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: we've got to talking about some of the collections he has.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: So he's got a watch collection.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: With like over one hundred watches, but he's also got
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: a really big car collection with he said, at least
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: fifty cars. And he's one of those guys that loves
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: muscle cars, American muscle cars. They're with like the things
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: sticking out of their bonnet, like think the Fast and
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: the furious. They're muscle cars, right, So they're loud, they're obnoxious,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: and Alex Cooper, the host of the podcast, said, a
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: guy that has a loud car is a bit of
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: a nick.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: So have a listen to what Kevin's thoughts on that word.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 23: I have a problem with men who have really loud car.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 23: Do you make them loud on purpose?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 11: I'm a muscle car guy, so if you if you're
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: getting a muscle car, or if you're building a muscle
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 11: car without muscle, you don't really have a car.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: But I am very much like you can hear me coming.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 23: Back away the way that I think I would hate
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 23: you if I saw you on the street riding that thing,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 23: because what's the point.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 7: It's all loud? Gives me the eck A little. You
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 7: can't appreciate a muscle car with no muscle.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't do it now. I'm more about a
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: luxury car. But back in the day, I had the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: loudest honder integral like the exhaust was so Alfie loves
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: that shit, don't.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that shit.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. And I had a girlfriend and she's like,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I can hear you from a kilometer away.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: Hey, But this is my point. When you were talking
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: about the car, who did you just try and impress mouth? Boys?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: Do this ship the boys? Girls don't like that stuff.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: And I don't want to speak for all women. There's
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: definitely car girls, but the majority of women are not
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: going to be impressed by how loud your exhaust is.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 7: And please don't reven next to me in a tunnel.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: And also please it's so loud.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: All you're doing is going down to Kohle's. Kevin Hart
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: five foot two, Kevin Hart is in his little car.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: It's come on, so it doesn't You don't like a
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: guy with a big loud exhaust doesn't do it for you.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: Adam's got a sixty five Mustang but even on well,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: the car is really cool, but he would never if
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: he ever read it like windows a tinted black Yeah,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: going get me out of here.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Do the noise that's like a turbo.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: But yeah, my point is boys doing this for boys
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: can argue it's a little gay, a little do a.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: Lot of things to impress men, and they claim it's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: for women.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Are your chicks? Chicks?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: Blow chicks? Blove newly? What name one woman that goes,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: oh my god, that guy that is honked.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: Past me and read this car? Let me check that
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: the game? Where is he?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Where that?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: I'm a play down?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: All right? Is you goat day? Here on kiss? Every
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: caller that has been on air from six am has
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: got a trolley full of groceries. We've got some more
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: to do right now, last chance, so thirteen one oh
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: six five, let's do it all right?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Looking at everyone, I'm going to pick you Amber, Amber.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, how are you?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: You got the trolley full of groceries?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 18: Thank you? I need that for my litter of kids.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: So how many kids you're running?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: I have seven?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: So yeah, okay, you need a couple of trolleys.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 18: I mean, if you're offering odd.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: No just one, hey one? What did you want to
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: talk about?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 18: I want to say how you're just saying how men
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 18: have their loud, splashy cars to impress other men.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 18: Now, as a woman, if I dress up and we're
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 18: makeup and a woman compliments me, that needs more to
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 18: me than a man looking at me.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: One hundred is we dress up for the girls in
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: the girl's bathrooms. If someone goes you make up look
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: so good, it's so exciting. If a man did that,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: why are you talking to me?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Then he's creepy. I learned a long time ago. I
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: have a sister. I've worked with women quite a bit,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: so women I did learn that, right. You girls never
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: dress for men, never, and that's why you will do
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: your stupid fuzzy eyebrow things and your what are the
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: butterfly eyebrow thing?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 14: You got?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: What's that trend?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 7: Laminated?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: You mass of chicks? No guy?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: Well, who cares if the guys like it, that's the
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 7: whole point. I haven't thought about it.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Do you dress for your partner sometimes?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: Though he loves me?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: How I am in all my forms?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 14: You know?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: All right? Good on your ember, let's go. You can
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: pick the next caller, Abby, What do you want to know?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: Daniel?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: Helloes?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Well done, mates, beautiful, thank you.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 8: Thank you?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what do you want to talk about?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: I just wanted to say it's not always the guys
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: that have the loud cars man, in my partners. My
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: partner's always had the loud cars. S fifteen's WRX Mine
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: have all been quiet.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's the other way. Okay, do you know
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: what those cars are? Abby? No, you're not a w Rex.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: You must know that, Abby.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess when I used to play need this
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: what's it called?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 13: What was that?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: A game to speed?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Abby?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: Chatfields underground too?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, okay you know that. I yea rexes is six.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: So you just drive normal, boring cars. And your partner
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: has always had the fun car, mate.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've always had four wheel drives. We've got rain drivers.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: She's she's got the loud ones, but they're fun to
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: go around. And all the guys look every time she's driving.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, all the guys look right, never look. Yeah. I
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: had I had a girlfriend once, while I've had many,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: but I had a wr REX and I was driving
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: it and I was driving it like an idiot and
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: what was.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: The number plate?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: They always be on this All right, I'm going to
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: write it out Abby, and you're going to say.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: So, I'm going from laughing so hard because Mikey told
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: me the summer plate before and I actually couldn't breathe.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 7: Mikey used to have a w r X with the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: number plate to dazzle you, y.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 9: A Z l U.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: Is that not the worst thing you've ever heard in
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: your entire life?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Would it not dazzle you?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: I guess it would. I guess what I would. It
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: would make me think about it all day.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Sure, I wonder what happened to that, because you know,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: number plates get passed on like he's anyway is.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: To think.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: That's still available?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: All right? Last, Colo, who's going to get the free groceries?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Here we go? We're going shake away here, Cheanne, You've
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: got the free gro well done? Al right, what do
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: you want to chat about with it?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 12: I just want to say I'm almost I'm almost added
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 12: about the sound he made for that car, as I
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 12: am about these groceries.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You mean the one that Alfie does, the one.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 12: There are some girls out there that love the sound.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's wonderful.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: Maybe you can get Yeah, ALFI is single.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm single.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: I'm single.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I'm dry a nice car too.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: Side.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Don't worry.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: You can make those sounds whatever you like. Cheyenne, you.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Are valid question. Valid question.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 12: Oh, I'm not going to put chickens for myself, but
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 12: I go all.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: Right and easy.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: We found out earlier he's five to one, So you're
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: like that, b bit short?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 8: Is it? Is that?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: What you said?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Is that saying he's five to one? How do you
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: feel about that?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 13: Five one?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: God?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's a bit short, isn't he?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 12: It's a I just have some platforms for platforms.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: On that note, we are done for the week. Well
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: down wherever I got the trolley full of groceries. We'll
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: be back here Monday. We'll see if he's gone. All right,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: have a great weekend.