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Kardashians Khaos, Erika Jayne Tweets and Johnny Depp with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 3: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I have the very funny and delightful Justin Martindale.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome. Oh, Heather. It is so good to be back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Heather, the comic who fell at the Tempe Improv,
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  Speaker 3: but is better now McDonald. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And we have some exciting news for the Juicy Scoopers
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  Speaker 2: at home. Because tonight, as you're listening to this Thursday morning,
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  Speaker 2: you and I are going as a couple in love.
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  Speaker 4: To the Bridgerton Ball.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the Bridgerton experience. Yes. I can't wait. Oh, are
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  Speaker 3: you excited?
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  Speaker 2: I am excited, yeah, that I have an outfit.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I have a dress. We went to, there are these
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  Speaker 2: costume stores that, you know, are for the studios, but
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  Speaker 2: people can go and rent stuff. Mm-hmm. And they are
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  Speaker 2: a mess.
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  Speaker 3: A disaster.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're in sad areas of Van Nuys and North Hollywood
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  Speaker 2: and very helpful people that work there.
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  Speaker 4: But anybody that has.
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  Speaker 2: Like love like the home edit or California closets, any
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  Speaker 2: people that are like into organization do not go to
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  Speaker 2: a costume rental place. Because you might, like, lose your mind.
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  Speaker 3: Or go for a good challenge.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I mean, I don't even know where to begin.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely borderline hoarders.
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  Speaker 4: It's so jam-packed.
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  Speaker 3: It's jam-packed. Yeah, it's, walking in there, I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: this is how I die. Because it was just so,
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  Speaker 3: it's a maze of just costumes from yesteryears gone by.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm excited. My outfit is perfect. I'm clean shaven.
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  Speaker 3: My sideburns are in.
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  Speaker 2: Justin is such a queen that they're doing special alterations
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  Speaker 2: on his rental costume. He couldn't even take it home. I,
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  Speaker 2: of course, took mine home. I'm like, it fits. Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: You took yours, but Sean... Yes. The owner of the
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  Speaker 3: costume place would not let me dare go unfinished and unaltered. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: If you're going to be the diamond of the season,
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  Speaker 3: at least look the part. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm very excited. I've got a tiara.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I have a pretty dress. I've got the white gloves.
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  Speaker 2: Our outfits match.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: And my carriage is picking me up at 3.30 in
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  Speaker 2: the afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I mean, people lived shorter lives back then.
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  Speaker 2: Because the carriage.
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  Speaker 3: Is picking me up first.
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  Speaker 4: I live out in the peasant valley.
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  Speaker 3: The hills of woodland.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And it has to go all through the villages
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  Speaker 2: to get to the village.
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  Speaker 3: Western Hollywood. Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then go all the way to the downtown. The downtown.
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  Speaker 2: The oldest part of Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 3: And do you have, like, Krista is like, she's like,
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  Speaker 3: we have to have names as well. So you already
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  Speaker 3: have a name. Heatherton. Lady Heather, Lady Heatherington.
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  Speaker 2: Heatherington. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: I think Krista's going as Lady Lamas. Okay. Of course.
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  Speaker 3: And I was thinking of the Duke of Martindale. I
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  Speaker 3: think would be kind of fun.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So classy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to, we're going to, We're going to, like,
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  Speaker 3: kill it.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're going to be great.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, just when I thought there was too
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  Speaker 2: much going on in the world, I couldn't even keep up.
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  Speaker 2: Annie texted me last night and said, I'm screen grabbing
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  Speaker 2: all of Erika Jayne's tweets before they get deleted. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: She did the same thing to me, too.
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  Speaker 2: And wow.
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  Speaker 3: Bravo, Annie.
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  Speaker 2: Bravo. Erika was bored last night, and we thank her
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  Speaker 2: this morning.
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  Speaker 4: We have the screen grabs.
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  Speaker 2: And you are going to be the people that tweet her.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going to be Erica Jane answering them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got one of my classics. As you know,
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  Speaker 2: the Pretty Mess has started her own hair extension line.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she did?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: Pretty Mess Hair.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait to get that on my head.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty Mess Hair. Yes. Oh, there she is.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta have these extensions. You gotta look classy. You
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  Speaker 2: gotta really blend them in nicely.
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  Speaker 3: Alright.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling very sassy at the moment. Bring that bullshit, Twitter.
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  Speaker 3: Erica Jane, do you think Arcelle goes in on you
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  Speaker 3: ladies because she doesn't view you guys as a friend
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  Speaker 3: and more as co-workers? And does it bother you that
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  Speaker 3: she might only view you guys as co-workers?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, she's Easily produced.
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  Speaker 3: Damn. Wow. So, Amelia is old enough to date Scott Disick,
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  Speaker 3: but when Garcelle speaks on her, she's a teenager. Make
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  Speaker 3: it make sense.
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  Speaker 2: When you write a book, it's a choice what you
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  Speaker 2: want to write about. I kept it positive. And about
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  Speaker 2: me and my friends, family, no need to include others.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, Erica. Oh, this is my favorite. Hollywood
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  Speaker 3: done wore that out, bitch. Your clit has left your body.
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  Speaker 2: My clit is swollen and the cat is squishy wet.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: I got to do it one more time. My clit
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  Speaker 2: is swollen and the cat is squishy wet. Three like
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  Speaker 2: raindrop emojis together. Squirt.
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  Speaker 5: Squirting emojis.
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  Speaker 2: Squirting emojis. I guess they are called raindrop emojis.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: How are the sales of your fake hair going?
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  Speaker 2: It's human hair, and it's great quality, and yes, sales
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  Speaker 2: are good.
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  Speaker 3: How's Mikey doing?
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  Speaker 2: He's great. Lucky to have him as a friend.
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  Speaker 3: She never responds. One of her glam team running the account.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Erica Jane, my friend Lauren's grandma loves you
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  Speaker 3: so much that she even named her pet Horsey after you.
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  Speaker 3: Can you say hi?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Erica. Erica, are you still being an asshole
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  Speaker 3: to Sutton, or have you gotten over yourself now?
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  Speaker 2: I am what I am. Fabulous. I just realized that's
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  Speaker 2: Kelly Leventhal. Kelly Dodd.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Wrote that. Oh. Okay, keep going.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and then.
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  Speaker 4: And then she thought this was funny.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But someone did a poster of her, and it says,
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  Speaker 2: My husband is dead. I don't want to remarry. I
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  Speaker 2: only want sex. See my pussy. Click here. And she
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  Speaker 2: liked it.
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  Speaker 4: She thought it was cute. Keep going.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, then that was it. Oh, wait. No, keep going.
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  Speaker 3: He is obsessed with Erika Jayne. Like, obsessed, obsessed.
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  Speaker 2: It's frightening, actually. Wow. I'm bored now. Enjoy your night.
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  Speaker 2: It's expensive to be me. Okay. God.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the Twitter thread, we didn't know we needed.
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  Speaker 3: She's lost her damn mind.
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  Speaker 2: Or has she? Or has she?
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  Speaker 3: Or has she, baby?
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  Speaker 2: Or has she?
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I know how to play this game.
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  Speaker 3: She's an enigma wrapped in tinfoil. What's her tagline?
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  Speaker 2: I'm an enigma wrapped in diamonds.
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  Speaker 3: Cash.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an enigma wrapped in... Riddles and cash.
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  Speaker 3: Who knew season one that here we are with that
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  Speaker 3: same tagline playing out.
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  Speaker 4: But what are riddles? Riddles are just blind items.
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  Speaker 2: I've decided like blind items are what riddles used to be. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Who does riddles anymore? Trolls under bridges.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know you were talking about Garcelle.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, put that book in the trash. That'll show her.
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  Speaker 2: She should thank me. Nobody knew she had a book
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  Speaker 2: until I put it in the trash and posted that shit. Well,
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: so they know how to get this show going. They
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  Speaker 2: know how to get us excited for the May premiere
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  Speaker 2: of it. But nobody, nobody does it better than the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I heard thunder and lightning. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, let's just talk about when you think of
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  Speaker 2: who's a company girl, that's Kris Jenner and Hulu. My God.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: If she wants the gold star, she wants Hulu to say,
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  Speaker 2: out of all of our stars, the Kardashians worked the
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  Speaker 2: hardest to get the most subscribers. I cannot believe the
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  Speaker 2: overdrive of press and PR and things that they have
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  Speaker 2: done to get us excited about the triumphant return. They
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  Speaker 2: were away for 13 and a half months.
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  Speaker 3: That's way too long.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for taking a break, gals.
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  Speaker 2: And now for their new show on Hulu. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: so many things have.
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  Speaker 3: We talked about this in Tempe. We were saying how
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  Speaker 3: it's a little too much. It's exhausting. At least I'm
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  Speaker 3: exhausted because it's like, Kim farted in a Target today.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the Page Six, the New York Post. It's
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  Speaker 3: just every story is about them to push this damn show.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just going to go through Everyone having
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  Speaker 2: to pull their weight, girls.
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  Speaker 3: Well, mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Girls, we need to pull our weight.
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  Speaker 3: Get to work, ladies.
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: Let's just go down the line. Kylie.
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  Speaker 3: Which one's that?
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  Speaker 2: Right here. Kylie pushed out another baby, named him Wolf,
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  Speaker 2: and then said, it's not his name, and I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to tell you his name until, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: April 14th.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think that's... She hasn't named it yet, right?
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  Speaker 4: We still don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And you think two days before the premiere.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that would have been now.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm waiting.
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  Speaker 2: I might be wrong.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: I think you're right.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm waiting to hear any day now that it's
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  Speaker 2: more than just Baby Webster. Because his gift bag at
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  Speaker 2: True's birthday was just Baby Webster. Also, props to True.
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  Speaker 2: She turned four just days before the premiere. Good for her.
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  Speaker 2: She had a big party with a lot of balloons.
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  Speaker 3: And, yeah, well, what do you think the baby's name
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  Speaker 3: is going to be? Like Cup or Baby? What if
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  Speaker 3: she just keeps it as Baby?
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  Speaker 2: Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Nice. That wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: the first baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. What if it's like a grown, like we had
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  Speaker 3: Blanket Jackson. Why don't we have Baby Webster? You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Like this grown man or, yeah, walking around named Baby.
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  Speaker 2: Just do a weighted blanket.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Weighted blanket. comforter duvet oh duvet duvet webster's hot.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: Duvet webster it's really hot box spring something it has
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  Speaker 3: to be something out of the ordinary that gets us all.
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  Speaker 2: Talking yeah well we're all talking of course uh courtney
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  Speaker 2: she got married she got engaged got engaged and then
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  Speaker 2: got married just right before it wasn't real married yeah
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: um uh Chloe, I'm going to go through all the articles,
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  Speaker 2: but Chloe, you know, still fighting with Tristan, screamed in
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  Speaker 2: the premiere, liar when his face came up on the screen.
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  Speaker 2: And then today, I'm just going to go to this article. Today,
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  Speaker 2: she admitted that, because she had said, oh, today is
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  Speaker 2: True's first time going to Disneyland.
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  Speaker 3: Liar!
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And people, of course, brought up, I knew that you
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  Speaker 2: had photoshopped her face on someone else's body months ago
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  Speaker 2: in a teacup with the adorable Chicago West.
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  Speaker 4: And so she goes, you got me.
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  Speaker 2: I did do that. Again, though, it comes out today.
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  Speaker 3: How embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: So we get a couple stories that she admitted to that.
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand, though, like why– Like.
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  Speaker 3: That's the whole question.
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  Speaker 2: True.
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  Speaker 3: All of them.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, did true have COVID, but they didn't want that
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  Speaker 2: out yet. Like what, why would you have just said,
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  Speaker 2: why would you have made it that she went there
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  Speaker 2: when she.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't even go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And who is this child that went, what, what like
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  Speaker 2: associates friend has was actually in the teacup or wherever
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the real mystery.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I want to see that four year old's body.
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  Speaker 2: That's like, hi. Like in the documentary, my head was
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  Speaker 2: replaced with True's back in, that was me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Why is your baby named True when this picture is false?
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  Speaker 3: Like that's the thing. And how embarrassing. Remember when your
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  Speaker 3: mom lied about you going to Disneyland? That's going to
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: haunt you forever.
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  Speaker 2: The only one not pulling her weight.
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  Speaker 3: Kendall. I know. Not doing a damn thing. She's dating
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  Speaker 3: this Devin Booker.
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  Speaker 2: He's a basketball player, but she won't talk about him.
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  Speaker 2: She won't share about him. She's not getting pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know. You know what she's doing? What? Taking
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: sound baths in her yard in the trailer. That's not.
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  Speaker 2: She died her hair red. Oh, Annie said she died
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  Speaker 2: her hair red, but that doesn't count because they all
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: wear wigs. So, okay. Not good enough, Kendall.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Also in there, it's supposedly in the show, we hear
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: that Ray J is threatening to release a second sex
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  Speaker 2: tape that they had together.
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  Speaker 3: Snooze.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Also, article came out because people saw the premiere and
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Kim said, Kanye wants to give up his career to
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: style me full time. That's what she's saying as she's
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: getting ready in her pink outfit to do SNL. We
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: also found out that she admitted that she met Pete
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Davidson for the first time when she was in the
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  Speaker 2: covered mask and the gloves and everything.
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  Speaker 3: At the Met Gala?
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  Speaker 4: At the Met Gala.
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  Speaker 2: And she wanted to exchange numbers, but she couldn't type
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: with her fingers with the gloves. And so then she
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: was like, wait, I want to give you my number.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: But then he like left.
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  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: And he didn't go to the after party of the SNL.
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  Speaker 2: So they kind of met each other, but they weren't
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  Speaker 2: really talking.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: What a modern Cinderella story.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this was another one. Kim Kardashian calls Kanye West
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  Speaker 2: in tears after her six-year-old sees jokes about her sex tape.
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  Speaker 3: No, she didn't.
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  Speaker 2: So Saint was, I guess, playing some video game, and
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: some guy mentioned, oh, ask your mom about Ray J,
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  Speaker 2: some other six-year-old. And then he goes.
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  Speaker 4: Mom, who's Ray J?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: So then in the show, she calls Kanye crying about
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: the sex tape situation. Oh, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: they went on a double date with, what's his name?
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  Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos and Laura Sanchez, which totally makes sense because
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sure Lauren Sanchez is like, oh my God, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I want to be friends with Kim Kardashian because she
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: used to be like a news person and she's kind
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: of like a cheesy, thirsty girl. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't she the one that like, who was the celebrity
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  Speaker 3: where she was like flirting? It looked like she was
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: flirting with them. Wasn't it like at a basketball game?
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  Speaker 3: It was a video of.
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  Speaker 2: She was flirting with whom?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Was it Jeff Bezos and his wife? God, who was it?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: There was a video where she was like. Who was?
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  Speaker 3: The wife, Lauren Sanchez.
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  Speaker 2: She's not the wife. She's the girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: The girlfriend.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: So it was the girlfriend then. She was like.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Well, they were really. So she was married to her
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: second or third husband who was this big like agent.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I think William Morris.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: And they were.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Couple friends with Jeff Bezos and his wife.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: And then she and Jeff started having an affair. And
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: then it all came out, and then they got divorced.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: And at one point, we didn't know if they were
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: broken up again. She divorced her husband or was getting divorced.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: But now Lauren and Jeff are for sure together. And
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: they're having a stimulating conversation with Kim and Pete Davidson
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: over penne pasta somewhere.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I bet it's just so stimulating.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, who knows?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Because he was supposed to go on the trip to
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: outer space, right? Oh, the rocket, yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, look how fast we just burned through all
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: those cardigans.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: We just burned through them all.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I said it all. It's just too much. It's just
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: too much. And here's the thing. I have a question
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: about the actual show.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: What are we going to see that we already don't know?
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Because everything is like, we get everything every day. It's like, well,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: here's the story you don't know. We know it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I also think now, because it's going to be a
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: once-a-week episode, that as soon as these fans and these
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: bloggers and these TikTokers can watch it midnight in L.A.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: on Wednesday night, we're going to wake up and know
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: what the whole episode was about before. Because they're all
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: going to write articles. They'll do a TikTok and then
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Page Six will write an article and it'll just never stop.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: There's just going to be so many articles about it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: The beast is just now growing.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Like Kris Jenner on the main head of the six-headed beast.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, she, yeah. So, good for them, though. I
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: know they paid them a lot of money and they, hopefully,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I think they're doing all they can to deliver.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Do you remember?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, the other thing, Pete and.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Wait, sorry. What were you saying? Do I remember what?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. I was just going to say, remember when
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: they went to the premiere and we were looking at
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: the videos of the premiere and E was like, hey,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: remember when you were with us? And they were like,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: get out of here.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Hello, peasant. No, but also Pete Davidson and Kim went
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: out to Johnny and Vinny's restaurant in Fairfax after the
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: premiere party. And then she posted photos a couple days
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: later of them just cuddling in a booth that someone
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: else obviously took and a sister or something. And on
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: the table is the ham and cheese famous Yeezy pizza
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: that was named after Kanye.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: They ordered it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Wow. They ordered it and had it on the table
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: acting like no one's going to notice that they ordered
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: the ham and cheese Yeezy pizza.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, the thirst is exhausting. It's just like, look
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: what we're doing now. Oh, it's, oh, God, I hope
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: everyone got to sleep well that night. Like, oh, they're
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: having the Yeezy pizza on the table.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: It's just, you know, it's all, you know, oh, she
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: supposedly met his, she met his grandparents. Pete Davidson, his
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: mom said that, responded to a Twitter that she would
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: love if they had a child together.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: She said in an interview that she wants to have
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: more kids. And so there you go.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Do you think that's going to happen?
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: That they'll have, that he'll have his, her child.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Here's what I think. I think he's going to leave
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: SNL and do the Kardashians. I mean, he's rarely on
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: SNL anymore, right?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Let me just tell you, I've worked in sketch and
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: it's much easier to eat a salad on a $ 50, 000
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: couch in Calabasas and look at your phone while someone
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: films you versus, Characters covering up all your tattoos, running rehearsals,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: being scared that Lauren Michaels is going to cut the
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: bit that you wrote all week. It's a lot more work.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: So go have your fun. And no, but I mean,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: if she wants to have his child, I don't think that,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: you know, she would risk just getting knocked up again. Also,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: she's like over 40, 41, which will be a challenge.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: But the last two children were done through in vitro
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: and surrogate because she did have such dangerous pregnancy with St.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Especially.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: So if they decide to have a child, it's going
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: to be more effort than a passionate night.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: You've got to go to the doctor.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: You've got to do this. I don't know if they're
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: going to do all that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Kris Jenner is running a puppy mill at this point.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: She is running, like, adopt, don't shop. Like, this is
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: a Kardashian puppy mill, and we're giving birth to new storylines. Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: That's all it is now. I know.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's just like, pop them out. Okay, we'll put
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: them on TV now. We got a new one.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: And they're giving Kendall, supposedly, her storyline is pressure of,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: why don't you have a baby? Maybe, Mom, because I
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: don't have a husband?
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Is that so unheard of that I'm not even 30
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: yet and I don't have a husband? I really shouldn't
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: have a kid. Most people my age who are single
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: don't have kids.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'm career-driven. Maybe I want to be a
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: model for a couple more years.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I don't want to screw up this perfect-ass body.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I already wore a completely inappropriate outfit yesterday. to a
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: friend's wedding.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: With cutouts and under tit. I'm sorry that they didn't
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: get married on April 12th, Mom.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. You know what else I did? I stopped
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: racism with a Pepsi. No one else is talking about that. Remember, Mom?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: You did that for me.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I also helped the Mexican tequila workers when I got
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: in the fields and picked the tequila seeds. Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: By the way, that tequila... And I drank it. Like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. It's not good. Well, stop.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: What?
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I'm being honest. Okay.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: What's it called?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Where?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dune Deal cars.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Lift?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: No.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Done deal, cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths. Life is
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: one long lesson of chaos.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: home dad.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: What happens next?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: happens next.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Get ready.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Move over, Justin.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I know you're a stand-up comic.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Farrah Abraham announced that she is going to be a stand-up.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: She is a stand-up.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: And then she.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: So she was talking to somebody, like TMZ or something,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: where she goes, yeah, I'm going to do stand-up comedy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I just really think women have a lot to say. Oh,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: my God. Thank you, Farrah. Thank you for standing up
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: for female comics. Joan Rivers and I want to thank you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: And.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: And so then she goes, I'm going to see Howie
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Mandel tomorrow, and he's going to help me with it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: So I immediately thought— Careful, he's a germaphobe. Get that
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: dirty bitch away from me.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: She only brought her butthole. Her butthole did the stuff.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: You know, she did— you know, she got afraid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Did a mold of her butthole.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I've said this before. She came to do my show,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: and she was extremely nice and on time. Okay, but
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: let's get to this. So she— So I immediately thought,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: this is a show like a wheeze marriage boot camp,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: but for, like, husbands trying stand-up. Harry Mandel's the producer,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: and he's going to help people come up with an act.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Something like that. We've seen lots of shows like this.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I've been a part of this show. It's never a hit.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Nobody really cares about the making of stand-up comedy. They'd
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: rather see you make a cupcake than they want to
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: see you create stand-up material. It's not... Even songwriting as
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: a show can get boring.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: We want to see houses get redone and food.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's it. That's it. I don't want to see
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: someone trying to fulfill this dream. Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Do it. Yeah, maybe close to it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I don't need your backstory. Oh, we grew up with nothing. Cool.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Also, it's like stand-up. It's almost like we don't want
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: to know all the pieces of what makes a good
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: stand-up actor.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: It's like a magic revealed.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: We just want to believe it's true. We want to
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: believe that you thought of it as you're walking on stage.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: We don't want to know all of the backstory of
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: how this bit became a bit. Yeah. Anyway, but maybe
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: that's still happening. But I did see that Howie, of course,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: was launching his own podcast. And she was a guest. Oh, Howie.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: So she said, world tour. I'm going to go on
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: a world tour. And, I mean, she can get with
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Joe Giudice.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: He's doing stand-up.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But I think, you know, it's just
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: another thing to, like, just have some. People always think
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: that it's obviously easier than it is. And in a
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: safe setting. And if someone was to help you write
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: an act, she could probably go up and have four
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: or five minutes. You know who tried to also do
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: this was the Bachelorette, Katie.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Remember, she opened for Whitney.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And Moon. Tiffany Moon? Tiffany Moon?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, Tiffany Moon from Dallas?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But here's what I'm going to already call this. Okay.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: So she's going to hire somebody to write her set. Yes.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, Teen Mom, am I right? Yeah. That's it. Right.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: And then there's going to be video of her getting
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: shit-faced on stage. The show's going to be a mess.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: She's going to like pass out or like.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: If she starts to steal my bits.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: She's going to steal your bits.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: She's going to pass out. She's going to pass out
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: and hit her head.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: No, she won't hit her head. She'll just like sloppy,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: like she might throw up or something. She's going to
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: be like a novice. Like, aren't I supposed to drink when.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I'm on stage?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Or start yelling at some woman.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, she's going to be that housewife in New
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: York who went up on stage and was like, you
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: don't fucking know me. I don't go to shows.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was Ebony K. Williams went up and took
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: the mic from that guy.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I forgot his name.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: It's going to be messy.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: And that'll be it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: That's it. That's it. They're going to be like, wow, look,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Farrah can't do it anymore. I just don't.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Megan Fox.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, Megan Kardashian at this point. Yeah. I mean, wow. Wow.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: What is she doing?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, nobody cares about them. Remember
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: how people cared about it?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: It was such a big deal.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: And all of a sudden, you're just a couple.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: You know why? Because it's every goddamn day.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: No, but once you've been a couple for a while,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: it just, okay, you're a couple.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: You're like the rest of us.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: You did it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: You did it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I had been in a place where either it was
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: time to blossom or it was time to die. What
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: is this, a Lana Del Rey song?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: They talk a lot about being morbid and this and that,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: which I'm like, stop it. You're a mother of three kids.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Stop talking about wanting to die and suck your boyfriend's
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: blood out of his penis.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: No one wants a morbid mom.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: No, nobody does.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: That's a category that no one asked for.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: No.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: It's a weird porn category, morbid moms. Let me see.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I think I got it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: This trial... is on YouTube. It's the Johnny Depp, Amber
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Heard court battle. Let me explain. Are you familiar with
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: what this really is about? Cause it's really pretty confusing.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: It was going on for years. Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: So basically they got married. He had this longterm wife
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: or partner that they had kids with. They split up
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: or maybe they started seeing each other. They met around
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: 2009 in like rum diary with the movie. They met.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: They, um, Fell in love.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: She's bisexual. She's had relationships with girls before and after him.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: She's a very pretty actress. And, of course, Johnny Depp
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: is Pirates of the Caribbean. When he's not working at Disneyland, he....
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: I just love that. That's my favorite ride.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so... They closed it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: You can see it right now. All those pirates are
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: right across the street on Ventura Boulevard.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Just... Get out of here. I don't want any change.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: So many times I've gone by and I'm like, it's
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: fucking Pirates of the Caribbean on the corner of Laurel
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: and Moorpark. Like, what is happening? When you go under
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: the freeways, it is very much, I feel like I'm
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: going in that first tunnel.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: You're in the boat.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Yo-ho, yo-ho. A valley village life for me. That's awful.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: It's awful, but it's true.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, so they fall in love.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: They get married. And pretty much off the bat, they
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: just have this tumultuous relationship. People say yes, they fight,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: this and that. So they break up. And then she,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: in her divorce settlement, she gets $ 7 million from him.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Not too bad.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: And it's after she writes this open, they call it
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: open engagement. ed, open ed, is that what you say?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Op ed? Op ed.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Article about being a victim of domestic abuse in a
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: romantic relationship. Now, she never says his name, but anybody
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: with a brain can figure out, well, the timeline of
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about was only when you're with Johnny Depp.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: So he goes after her. She says, I don't even
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: want your $ 7 million. It's going to go to charity. Well,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: it's never gone to charity. There's been no point where
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: it went to charity. But then a publication refers to
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: him as a wife beater. He sues them and loses
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: for defamation. And now it's in Virginia is this full
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: trial that you can watch on YouTube.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: And there's so much to it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: But basically.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: through their relationship, she filmed him like, and recorded him
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: constantly talking and everything, which in a lot of ways
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: doesn't make her look very good. Cause he's like, we
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: both need to work on it. We're both fighting and she'll,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: you know, and then there's times where the day after
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: his mother died, she was like, had a camera like
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: hidden and was like, kind of like, And he was
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: like in a bad mood and he's pouring a big
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: glass of wine.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, really?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: You're going to drink that all now?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: And he's like, what the fuck is this? And he's like,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: you're taping me.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Then she.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: After his mother died?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Right after his mother died.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: And they're fighting.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: And then Elon Musk is going to be called because she,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: there's photos of she in like a towel and a
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: bathing suit. Like they went and used the pool at his,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: wherever they lived, the penthouse. And for, I mean, wherever
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Johnny Depp and she lived. And she's, like, hugging Elon.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: And then she had a baby later, but through surrogate,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: they think that maybe Elon is the father.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Jesus.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: There's so much to it. Then there's the whole story
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: of the shit on the bed.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: What's the shit on the bed? Oh, my God. What
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: am I missing?
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: The shit on the bed is.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: God, I'm trying to remember what it was, but there
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: was an alleged nugget of shit on a bed that
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: was left.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: And I think it was to make.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: They literally brought it up in court yesterday of, like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: was it real?
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Was it not real?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Was it a way to torment him or torment her?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows, but it was brought up in, like, proceedings.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: So there's a mystery nugget, oh, shit. Yes. On this back.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: There's a mystery baby daddy.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Mystery baby daddy.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: There's a, I mean, and then, of course, it's basically
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: he is saying, he is now suing Amber Heard, full trial, saying,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: by you.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Writing this article and saying these things, people believed me
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: to be a wife beater, a domestic abuser, which I
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: am not. And because of that, I missed out on
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: all these opportunities. My career is done.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Wasn't he taken out of the Harry Potter film?
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was taken out of a lot of things.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: What does it say? Who shit on the bed? Okay,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: so she shit on the bed, Amber, and blamed it
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: on the dog.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: But is that what she's saying?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Is she saying that she shit or is she saying
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: the dog shit?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: But it's her. She's blaming it on the dog.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: So she said it was the dog, but he's.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: But he said, I guess he's saying that she did
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: it as another way to torment him. I don't know.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: So he's sitting there in a black suit with a
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: white tie. He's got a lot of rings. If I
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: was if I was his attorney, I'd say, you know,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I think maybe we could just tone down on the
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: hand jewelry. Oh, just for court.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Just for court.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: You know, like. Just because I think of hitting and stuff,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wouldn't want to have all these
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: rings on.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Like brass knuckles?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, literally, it looks like brass. I would just go, look,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: if we're going to sell you as a person that
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: didn't do this, like, you know.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Take the Jack Sparrow costume jewelry off. Right.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: The hair is messy. His sister, who has worked for
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: his company, she was on the stand a lot yesterday.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: And, I mean, it moves slow.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: We were watching some of it, but it is pretty
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: interesting to watch like a full trial that's not scripted
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: for law and order and how slow shit moves.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: So to speak. So to speak.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: So she benefited a lot from this article and Me
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Too and Road That Wave and all this. And then he,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: of course, is saying, none of it was true. She
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: was the aggressor. She was the one that would hit
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: and slap And a lot of the audio that's shared
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: is her being like, well, you poke and you poke
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: and you poke the animal. What do you expect to happen?
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: And then he's like, you punched me. She's like, I
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: didn't punch you. I slapped you. I hit you. I
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: didn't punch you.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Cut to Ryan Murphy just like, American Crime Story, Amber Heard,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Johnny Depp.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: I really think the biggest thing it's going to come
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: down to is she didn't name him.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: They're going to throw it out.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and therefore– Yeah.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Sorry that this happened. That's what I think is going
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: to happen. But we'll see.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I read something, too, that she got because she's
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: an Aquaman. And they, like, were going to take her
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: out of Aquaman because of all the drama.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, so then is she going to sue him back
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: then for that?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Well, no, they kept her in.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, but they were just kind of like, hey,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: maybe we cut her out because it's, like, too much
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: and we don't want it to hurt the movie.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, that does, I mean, that does, the other
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: part of it is, like, Johnny Depp, you're also older
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: and you also have a reputation of, struggling a lot
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: with drugs and alcohol. So that can be another reason
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: of someone being like, you know what, let's just get
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: somebody else. I mean, parts dry up as you get older.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: They just do.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: So does your liver. Right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: So we'll see. Sherry Papini, as you know, she is
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite fake kidnap victim. This was the little blonde
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: that pretended to go jogging and get kidnapped by two
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: men Mexican women. I got a very mean post the
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: other day saying, how dare you have fortune there? And
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: you said, I assume they were Mexican lesbians. And when
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: the story first came out and then she came back
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: home saved and she said I was kidnapped by two
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Mexican women, I assumed that they were.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Lesbians, like a couple, because I believed her, right?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: So I assumed they were two women that had some
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: type of relationship going on with each other and that
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: they'd be tied to be like this criminal thing. Anyway,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: how dare you just assume that they're lesbians? First of all,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: they're made up. They're not lesbians. They're not Mexican.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: They were made up.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I love non-fictional lesbians. There, I said it. Come for me.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I know, people will just... First of all, they're so mad.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: They're like, how could you say that to... And I
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: also said when I was describing this story to Fortune,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I go, one of the main things that tipped off
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: the original officer and detective to be like, I call bullshit,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: is that women don't normally kidnap like without a man
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: making them be part of it. Or, you know, sometimes
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: a couple does kidnap, but like two women together never do.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Mexican women don't. And Mexican lesbians don't. So I was
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: defending the Mexican lesbian community.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: The fictional. You were defending the non-fictional. What's the difference?
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Non-fiction is real, right? Right. Yes, the non-fictional lesbian community,
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: you have their back. The fictional lesbian community.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: They're very mad at me.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Get out of here.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: The point is, they never existed. She did all this.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: She went to her ex-boyfriend's, her boyfriend from many years
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: ago's house. She never even slept with him. He didn't
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: know what was going on. He was kind of a–
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say he wasn't the brightest bulb.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: A dud.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: But he has cooperated with the police and everything. And
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: then she– the day before Thanksgiving because she was hungry
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: and decided she wanted some sweet potatoes. She's like, can
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: you drop me off back where I was quote unquote kidnapped?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: And she branded herself with a Hobby Lobby brander.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: What in the NXIVM hell?
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: The same one that Pete Davidson got to write Kim.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Hobby Lobby has like a branding thing. And then, I
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: can't wait for Skims and Hobby Lobby, too.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to collaborate. Skims and Hobby Lobby. Now that's on brand.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: On brand and on brand.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just wait for it. Kim Kardashian, seen at Hobby Lobby.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just doing her own... So... Yeah, so she cut
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: off her hair and she branded herself and everything to
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: make it look like these fictional women went and kidnapped her.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: And everyone wondered what it was. And she has finally
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: today will plead guilty, admit kidnapping was a hoax. I'm
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: deeply ashamed of myself. And there you go. So we
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: don't know what the sentencing is going to be. We
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: don't know if she'll do time, probation.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: What is this picture?
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Actually, I do know her punishment.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: What's her punishment?
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: It's coming on Juicy Scoop and telling her story.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, her truth. To admit her truth.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Because everybody that went on this journey deserves payback. And
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: the payback is her coming on Juicy Scoop and saying
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: exactly what were you thinking? What was going through your head?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Why did you decide you needed this attention? Did you
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: feel bad that you never fucked this ex-boyfriend? What did
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: your husband ever know? When you came back, did you go, look,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I did this. I don't know what's wrong with me.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Did your parents know? Did you feel bad about having
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: your kids think that you were missing?
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: And why two women? They're like two and four.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: And why two lesbian women, whether they were best friends
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: made up, late in life lesbians, whatever they were, why
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: did you choose that as fake kidnapping scenario?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: But again, what is this picture? Who is this? What
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: is this? This is like.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: This is a picture of she and her husband from
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: like their engagement photos.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: But why don't we see his face?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Well, this is just they like this photo because she
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: looks like such a psycho.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: She looks like a... Yeah, she looks like a haunted puppet.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: And also like she's just such the quintessential like skinny
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: blonde white woman that then blamed it on, you know,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Mexican people, which is horrible, which is also the other
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: horrible skinny white blonde woman also from the northern middle
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: part of America in Petaluma. She was a real asshole.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: That's the story of the girl who said, I went
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: to Michael's. Not Hobby Lobby. If it was Hobby Lobby,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I can't even.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they need to get it together.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But she went to Michael's and said that she believed
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: this couple, who was like a couple in their early 50s, mid-50s,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: was trying to kidnap her kids.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Was trying to kidnap her children.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: At a craft store.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: At a craft store. And then she got in her
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: car and did this video, this testimonial video of like,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: oh my God. And so all these people are like,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: save the children. They're everywhere. And then it turns out
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: that the couple... they've written articles now from their point
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: of view. They literally were grandparents in the area. Everyone
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: knew them.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Hardworking people that worked there forever.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: New people.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Just went to Michael's to get some crafts.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: We have a solar system to build out of foam
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: for our kids.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: It was a whole bullshit thing. She was a microblogger.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: It went viral. I remember exactly where I was the
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: day somebody sent it to me. I immediately thought, Now,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: sometimes I write about my predictions and sometimes I'm not.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: This one, I was like, this is bullshit. This is
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: a girl trying.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe something, I thought maybe she was innocent
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: in her reporting, but that she was exaggerating in her
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: head and then going, being dramatic for likes and views. Like,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I think she kind of thought, thought it, and then
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: let her mind go. But now, since they've researched more, like,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, she and Sherry Papini, they should Let's start
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: a podcast together.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Well, it's weird that you say that because they just
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: DMed Howie Mandel to start stand-up comedy. So look out world.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: The three of them are going and their merch will
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: be Hobby Lobby and Michaels.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, God, you're helping so many people.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Also, the truly worst mother in the world, Lori Vallow Daybell.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: She is the one who thought the end of the
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: world was coming on July 11th.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Same. Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was July 11th, 2021.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Which was 7-11, which is my favorite day. You
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: get a free slushie at 7-11.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: And I remember there was a lot of shit. Well,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: there's always a lot of stuff going on in the world.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: But it was really bad. And there was a big
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: spike in COVID and stuff. And people were like, do
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: you think Lori Vallow is correct? But on the very
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: sad side, her two kids went missing. And it was
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: a whole big thing. And she got sucked into a
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: podcast world about the afterlife. Fell in love with this guy.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: He probably killed his wife, too. This is the juiciest story.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: It's so many levels. Anyway, she's the worst mother in
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: the world, and her two children, their bodies have been found.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: And now, finally, it has been declared that she is,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Lori Vallow, is mentally fit to stand trial in the
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: death of her two children, JJ and Tylee, nearly a
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: year after being committed to an Idaho mental health facility.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: So she is not getting out of this one saying
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: that she was crazy, thinking the world was going to
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: end and all that stuff. She knew that she was
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: participating in the death of her two kids with her husband, Daybell.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: That's dark.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: It's very dark, but I had to give the update.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Ali Wong, hilarious comedian, and her husband, Justin, are divorcing
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: after eight years of marriage. And I just want to know,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: where was Heather Dubrow and Dr. Dubrow? Because they started
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: a show on E! called Seven Year Stitch, in which
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: they help couples who are on the brink of getting
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: divorced around year seven. And I think they absolutely dropped
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: the ball in not helping Ali Wong, because if anybody
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: can save a marriage, it's Heather Dubrow and Terry Dubrow
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: of Real Housewives of OC and Botched.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I know this is really sad, because I'm friends with Ali,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: and I think... So what's the scoop? I don't really
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: know the scoop. I mean... If you ever watch her stand-up,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: it's very dry. And in her acts, she's always been like,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: I've trapped my husband. She just did her third special,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: which I haven't seen yet. But I don't know. I
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: don't know anything about him. I don't know him as
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: a person. I don't know.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just think.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I think it just kind of did its thing.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Just like Seven Year Stitch, a lot of people do
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: get divorced around year seven. And you've had the two
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: kids and enormous success.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: They're not like baby babies anymore.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: They're not baby babies, and it just might be a
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: very mutual thing of just like we have the money.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're saying they have the usual co-parenting lovingly,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: and it's amicable and all that stuff, which is really good.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, she's a great person.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: What's great, this is where I get jealous, not just
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: because she's single.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: But just the whole new vibe of I'm dating, I'm
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: getting fresh dick, I'm divorced.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Pete Davidson's brother.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, funny stuff about having to, you know, do exchanges,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: my ex's girlfriend. I mean, there's so much new material. And,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: you know, what will be the name of her new special?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Because she always does, like, Cobra Baby.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Baby Cobra, yeah. What's the new one?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Dom Wong.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Dom Wong, yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: There'll be another one.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: New Dong Wong.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Yes, a new Dong.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Wong, a new day.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's going to be, it's going to write itself.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Even if like, even if she was happily married, she
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: might've just been like, I got to come up with
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: some new shit.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: So I'm sorry.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: We just can't stay married.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I can't talk. I mean, it look, I mean, Don't
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: you think it's run through my mind of what my
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: tour would be like? Divorced, divorced dick tour, divorced dick tour.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: You can't have a divorced dick tour.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I can't. It's all right. I'll just stick with the
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: podcast instead. But I'm just saying if I got divorced,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I think more people would come to my show.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: No, I think you need to like Annie it up.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Don't get divorced. Like do like, do like be that,
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: like that straight couple that has like, you know, like
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: never throuples. Never, ever open. Never, ever, ever open tour.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: My open marriage tour. Yeah. Yeah. Saucy.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Anyway. But, you know.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Never.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Liar.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: But I do think sometimes, I was like, you know,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: sometimes people stay in something, like I've talked about, like
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Jada and Will, because it's like, I wonder if she
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: got such a habit of talking, like, about her kids
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: and about her family that she was like, I don't want,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I want people to think, oh, you guys are the
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: cutest couple ever. I don't want them to think, I
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: can't get, the point is, everyone can get divorced. Everyone
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: can change their storyline. Everyone can get canceled. Everyone comes back.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Unless you murder someone. And even then.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: You will get a stand-up special. Yes. Oh, yes.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: So, I don't know if you know that Lizzo is
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: launching a no-shame shapewear line called Yiddy.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I don't understand it.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: It is what I've been talking about where Skims is
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: doing it, too, where they are... Instead of just wearing, like,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: traditional Spanx that, like, suck you in and give you
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: a really smooth line under, like, a.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Dress or leggings or pants, It's– Chaps?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's cutting out holes that then won't look good
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: under stuff. So what she's wearing here as she gets
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: on a private plane is it's leggings in which the
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: crotch part is all open so the top of your
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: thighs are being shown, the whole outside of your thigh
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: is being shown, and a complete bare ass. So it's
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: not tucking in your ass or anything. And that's what
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: you just wear out to go on a private plane.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Big girl assless chaps.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a movement.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: It's a movement and do it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Everyone loves it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Do it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: If we didn't love it, we can't say we don't
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: love it. I mean. You can't say, Justin.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I can't wear it, but I wish I, no. What
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: if I showed up today in like assless chaps?
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: First of all.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, the comment section would be lit.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Guy Brennan, who's a very smart person. Would get so
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: angry if people said assless chaps because chaps are assless.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Chaps are assless.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: It's an extra word that you don't need.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Because it is.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: These aren't chaps.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: They're just chaps.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Or you just call them, but chaps are really like
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: for riding horses. This is just assless pants.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Assless pants.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: And it's like the emperor's new clothes where you just go, mm.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: So brave.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so brave. I love it.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Powerful.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: So strong.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Good for you.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Good for you. Yep.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Positivity.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Yep, absolutely. Do it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Be naked.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Real House of O.C., Bronwyn, she was married with seven kids.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: She got sober. Then she said she was bi. Then
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: she said she's full gay, full-blown lesbian.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Left her husband.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Left the O.C., Didn't get picked up on the show.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Has moved to New York. Found her third girlfriend.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: And is the thirstiest ex-housewife we've ever encountered. Really? No
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: matter how much she goes down on her girlfriend, she
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: is still parched. And she says that she has sex
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: 10 times a day. Each time having a 15-minute orgasm.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Get a job.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: How would you have time?
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Get a job, Bronwyn.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: How do you have time to do anything else?
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of hours.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: 10 times 15, so that's 150 minutes, a little time
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: on each side.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: That's like over two hours.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: So that's two and a half, three hours a day
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: spent just having.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Getting off.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just Che Diazing it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Che Diazing, or as Erika Jayne says, my. clit
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: is a wet sponge. What did she say?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: She said, my clit's wet and my pussy's squishy.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Sick. God. There goes my lunch. I mean, it's just...
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: So she spends like.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: A 15-minute orgasm? That sounds terrifying.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Well, she.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I'm just a... You know, that's it. I don't need a...
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want to curl my toes. Like 15 minutes.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: That's a whole set. It's a set on stage. Speaking?
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: How's everyone doing? Like for 15 minutes. Give her the light.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: I know. Or give her Farrah Abraham's butthole.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. Just throw that out there.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: You have 15 minutes. Give that to a guy.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: She's featuring for Farrah. Exactly.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure she's getting into stand-up too because she said,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: she and Victoria, the girlfriend, she said, I was sitting
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: there watching Sex and the City and Just Like That.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: And Victoria and we kind of looked at each other
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: and she's like, do you know someone who works there
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: in the writer's room? Because I think she stole your storyline, Miranda.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: She gets sober. She comes out later in life and
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: is dating this beautiful person. And there's a scene in there.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: They're in bed together. And she's like, that was the
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: most transcendent moment of my life. Miranda says that's Shea Diaz.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I've said that. We just started laughing.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Ha ha. But the thing I love about it is
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: that the show reaches a very wide audience. It's telling
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: stories that maybe wouldn't have been told before. Women being
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: able to say, hey, it's later in my life. It's
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: called Late in Life Lesbianism. But it's never too late
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: to live your life authentically and be able to be
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: the real you, providing you don't kidnap a white woman
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: who's jogging.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay. Wow.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: As far as she's, oh, if she's done having kids,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: because she has seven, Bronwyn is ruling nothing out, saying that's.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: The- And she's Orange County, not Salt Lake?
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: She's Orange County.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: And so the husband raises the kids while she goes
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: and lives in a one-bedroom apartment. And like.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Gets finger blasted 10 times a day.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: And then after like 10 or 11 days, she goes
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: home and then he leaves and she goes to the
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: house and watches the kids and then goes back to
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: the girlfriend. And she goes, that's the amazing thing. I
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe Sean will end up with someone, have kids,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: or maybe I will for Sean. That's her ex. But
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: she's not her ex. I apologize. They have no plan
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: to get divorced. They're still legally married.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: What?
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: She's the husband.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Whew.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, listen.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, I just spent time talking about it
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: because I guess I am... I don't think she's going
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: to get another reality show or anything, but I am
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: just kind of fascinated by the thirst.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: The thirst is real. And also, is this a dig
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: at her husband?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: How?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, I'm with this woman and I have sex
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: 10 times a day. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: She said the reason I was an alcoholic.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Sean and I never did that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Was because I wasn't having my truth. And the reason
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I had so many babies... Is that every time I
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: got pregnant, I knew I wouldn't drink. So it was
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: my way to get sober for like nine months.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Blame it on the kids.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: You're not a mistake. You were.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Your mommy's sober. Yeah. Your mommy's sober, Chip.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: You're my sober companion inside of me growing.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Which is also, which might be the name of Kylie's baby, Chip.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: There's one, right? Or sober companion. Yeah, Sober Companion Kardashian.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: This is a kettleball travertine stone top handlebag by Bottega Veneta. No.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: No. It's $ 11, 500. It is travertine. And it's shaped like
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: a purse.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: And it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Crosses the boundaries between fashion and sculpture with its frame clutch.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Carefully shaped from a single piece of Italian travertine stone.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Arched cutouts at the top. Tip, a nod to the
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: curved handle of weighty kettle balls. Now, it says it
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: has a spring hinge closure, so I'm like, does it
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: really open? Because it doesn't look like it opens.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: No, this was stolen from a Mayan tomb, which was
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: not supposed to be removed.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: And walking, there's like constantly switching hands.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. So is it a kettlebell or a purse?
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Is that where we're at? Kettlebell or purse? Is it cake?
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: I just think it's for the woman that has everything.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Pretty much.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: And then you just display it in your closet.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: I have this rock purse. Evan just got a tiny
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: purse and it just scares, it scares me because he's like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: he just zips it up. It's a Prada and he
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: just puts everything in there.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Insider is showing, who is this girl?
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Chloe something.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Do you remember this girl's name?
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Is it Tilda Swinton's daughter?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I just want to zoom in.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: She has a dress on with balloons.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: It looks like balloons. And then she did two nude
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: balloons with the ties coming out like nipples and put
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: it on the outside of the dress. And it looks
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: just like a nude bra.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Anyway, those are just some of their fashions.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Tish Cyrus finally filed for divorce from Billy Ray. Now,
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I only say finally because I feel like I thought
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: they were divorced.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: They've been separated.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: They've been together. They've been separated. They've been together. It's
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: been 28 years.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: What's going on, mom?
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: But now they're done. It's kind of sad.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Well, they'll be fine. I mean, they're fine.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I guess they're just sort of like.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: And they've been... Divorced like three times? Or they filed
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: for divorce three times?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I think they filed a bunch of times but never
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: been divorced. But they've gotten back together. But she is
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: so cute.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: She's beautiful. I didn't realize she looks just like Miley.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have to say, Miley has some good genes.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, she does.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Because both of her parents look really cute. Okay, this
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: is sad. Gilbert Gottfried, such a hilarious comedian. He has
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: died at 67. What was the illness he suffered from?
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I think it was a genetic heart disease.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: For those of you guys, like, I mean, hopefully you
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: know who he is, but he just had a very
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: unique cadence of jokes, character. Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I was just like, I would scream at people and
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: do these things. And he's very edgy.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Iago and Aladdin was like my favorite.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Look at me.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I'm molting.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: What was the thing that he did? So I did
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: a documentary years ago, way before cancel culture became a
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: real thing called, can you take a joke? And he
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: was part of it. They did a lot of different
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: stories and I just like comment was a commenter on it. But, um,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: what was the joke that he did? Did he lost
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: the Affleck thing?
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: Can you look that up?
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: The aristocrat, the aristocrats?
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: No, he did a, he did like a tweet.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: So like edgy and inappropriate. Yes.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: And he got dropped from Affleck.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: He was a voice.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: He got dropped from Affleck.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And, um, In that documentary that I did, it was
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: so interesting because there was this one girl. She was
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: like PR executive, you know, on top of the world
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: doing things. And she was flying somewhere like in Europe, whatever.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: And she sent a tweet out right before she lost Wi-Fi.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: And the tweet was, I'm flying over Africa to get
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: to wherever, someplace in Europe. I hope I don't catch AIDS.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I remember that.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: And when she landed.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Lost her job. Lost everything.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Everything, yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: And haunted her for years. Like, she'd be set up
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: with a guy, and they'd have a great rapport, and
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: they're about to go on a date. And he'd decide
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: to Google her and then see that. Yeah. And be like,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Like, every single thing. And there was no way that
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: she could.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, why? Why did you have to tweet that?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a bad joke.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: It's an insensitive joke, but she wasn't a comedian.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: No.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: But now she is. She's going on tour.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: She and Farrah Abraham are on the road.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Did you find.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: No, but his Twitter got hacked right after he.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his Twitter got hacked after he died with a
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: bunch of people saying, check out my OnlyFans and stuff.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Which is really interesting because we know Jeff Ross and
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I looked up this morning, I got on Twitter and
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I saw Jeff Ross was trending and I was like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: oh God, well, here we go. And it was because
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: of the picture of him with Bob Saget, Norm MacDonald,
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: and Gilbert. And I was like, oh my God, I
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: can't even imagine. And he just like responded with gulp.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Like everyone's like, Keep Jeff safe at all costs.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh. I know. The tweet was, I just split
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, there'll
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: be another one floating by any minute now. Oh. It
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: was after, I think, it was after the tsunami. And
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: he said, but his joke was, I just broke up
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: with my girlfriend, but don't worry, another one will be
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: floating by.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Floating by.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Floating by.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: As the Japanese say.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, as the Japanese say, another one will be floating by.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: So he lost a lot of stuff for that.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's funny now.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Way too soon at the time.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Way too soon. Ahead of his time.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I have a Gilbert story.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Do you? Yes. Okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like a missed Gilbert story. I was doing
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: this Aspen Comedy Festival thing, and we were flying in
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: the day before I had a show, and No one
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: could fly into Aspen. We had to fly into Denver.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: And we didn't know how we were going to get
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: there because there was like a road closed and this
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: and that. And I found these Juicy Scoopers that had
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: a big pink Hummer.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: And they're like, we're going to drive there. But instead
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: of being like two, three hours, it was going to
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: take like eight. And it did. And I'm like, well,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I got to get there. And I'm afraid if I
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: take some other route, I might not get there by
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: tomorrow night. So I tell the person running the festival,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'm going with these people in this Hummer, whatever,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: this limo. And we hadn't left yet, but we were
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: just about to leave the airport. And the person called
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: and said, can you wait like 15 more minutes and
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: take Gilbert? Now, I didn't know Gilbert. And this is
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: like a bunch of women. And they were boozy. And
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I just didn't think it would be a great eight-hour combination.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: For him and for us. And so I said, well,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: we've already left. Anyway, he got there before me. He
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: took a different flight. It all worked out. He got
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: to perform.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: That would have been really funny, like that car ride.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: But then it would have been like, can you shut
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: these women up? Yes. Like I didn't know.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Like I'm also like, I don't know him personally. So
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: maybe he's like completely chill when he's not on stage.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Like I had no idea.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Well, there is, if you YouTube, there's a clip going
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: around when he was on Hollywood Squares. Yeah. How they
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: did the like, you know, if you get the five
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: of the X's or five of the O's and he
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: was the last one. So the two contestants, they keep
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: going back to him.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: And he's just like trolling them so hard. It's a
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: five-minute clip. It's so funny.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I've always just thought he was so, so funny. And
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I know he also did a wife swap.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: And he was super funny. And his whole thing with him,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: he was like really cheap. But he was like playing
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: it up and everything. So I think he's been married for, well, maybe,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Has he been married a long time?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Can you just check that?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Anyway, rest in peace.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: That's sad. Speaking of marriage. Real Housewives of OC alumni
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Vicki Goldfuss and her ex-fiance Steve Lodge, who's Roger Lodge's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: brother from Blind Date, the host of Blind Date.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. I didn't know that. What a great show.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: That needs to come back. Nobody knows it, but I.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Wait, how... Since 2007... Oh, he's been married since 2000, Gilbert.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: So they seem to have a good relationship.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: They need to bring back Blind Date.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: Blind Date was the greatest show.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I remember it was right after Peter and I got
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: married that we would sit and watch that show. And
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: it was so funny because it was basically they follow
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: these couples on a date and the comedic things that
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: would pop up in the thought bubbles and everything was
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: so clever. Anyway, his brother was the– I constantly bring
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: up that his brother was the host because I just–
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: That's mind-boggling. I think he's the older brother. Anyway, Steve
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Lodge was with Vicki Gunvalson, and she claims that he
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: was cheating on her, that he broke her heart, that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: she was absolutely, like, mind-blown. I think they were engaged.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: He was running for a California governor. And all of
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: a sudden— Like, months after they break up, he has
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: married a 37-year-old.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: And he's 63. Who is, quote, quote, beautiful.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I know. Why did they say that? Okay, People Magazine wrote,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Real House of OC alum Vicki Gunvalson's ex-fiance Steve Lodge marries, quote,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: just with the one quote, beautiful wife Janice Carlson.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they said that because maybe he
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: posted that, but it was snarky.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: It's a little shady.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: A little shady, people.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But she's a 37-year-old blonde. She's a school teacher.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, huge age difference. Doesn't seem like they've been
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: dating that long.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just got a text. She's missing on a hike.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Well, that was fun. Good for him.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I just thought, talking about fashion, throw
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: this blazer over any ensemble to instantly elevate your look.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: This is like, this girl has on like biking shorts
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: and a like jog bra tank top crop. And then
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: just one of these enormous hobo type blazers where there's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: the arms, the sleeves are like three hands longer than
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: your hand.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I know this girl. The model? No, I just know
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: this girl.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know this girl.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: And it's like, elevate your look. No, you know what
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: this looks like? This looks like you're a crazy person
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: that found a blazer on the ground. Yes. And you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: got it.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Go in, Heather. Heather.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I can't with this look.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, look, I'm going somewhere.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: To an asylum?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Because that's where you belong. I'm going to work out, but.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I'm choosing a blazer versus like a sweat zip up
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: that's appropriate with gym clothes.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you a detective who's doing yoga?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Why are you wearing your grandpa's zoot suit?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Instantly elevate your look. No, you know what would elevate
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: your look? Actual clothes.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: This is the worst. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: This over, this giant blazer look.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: I hate.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: And I just think it looks so weird, like Kylie
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: was wearing it the other day, and it just.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Looks so strange. Bieber did it at the Grammys.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's such a strange look.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: It's so strange. I don't get it. It just looks like...
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: But at least she.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Could go to the gym with her kettleball purse.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: With her kettleball purse. God, I know. And just, like,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: work it out.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: God, I know. It's so weird. Oh, no. What do
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: you do now?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: But Chris Noth.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Chris Noth.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: He, you know, lost all of his jobs.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: And from Sex and the City, but he was on
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: The Equalizer with Queen Latifah. And so I guess the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: first episode, it's just he died in a plane crash.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: They don't address anything. They're just like, where's, you know,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: detective or whatever. It's like a CIA show. I just thought.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: And they just killed him off.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: They just like reference it. Like, oh, we just got
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: back from that. I don't know how they do it,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: but like.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: And just like that.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Just like that. The skydiver miraculously survived after 125 mile
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: fall after parachute mishap. Have you ever gone skydiving? No.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: No. Will I? Absolutely not. Have you?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: You've been skydiving?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: God, the more you know. Why?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you exactly why. So I was a struggling
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: stand-up comedian. You jumped out of a plane.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: And a real estate broker.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: I was about 23 or 24. And I was– it
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: was after the 94 earthquake. And I was working with
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: my parents. So I would have been 24, 25. I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: was working with my parents and doing real estate. And
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: this guy came in, this motivational speaker, you know, like
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: a Tony Robbins. And he's like, I've got this 12-week program. And,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: you know, you're going to learn how to sign more
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: listings and do this and this. And at the end
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: of it, we're all going to Paris, California, and we're
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: jumping out of a plane. And it's one of those
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: things I've wanted to do.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: And so I was like, okay, well, for $ 1, 200 at
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: the end, I'll learn all these great marketing tips, and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: then I get to jump out of the plane.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: And so... That doesn't add up. I know. For what? Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: And a couple people towards the end were like, I
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: don't think I want to do it. And it was
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: still extra. It wasn't even included. It was still like
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: an extra like 260 or something.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, hey, we're going to teach you how
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: to sell more houses. But first, let's cheat death. I'm like,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: no way. That does not sound fun to me. And
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: you did it? Did you have someone on your back?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Yes. So I wake up that morning hungover as a
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: 25-year-old does.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Drive to Paris, California.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: And.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: We have to like watch a little video and like
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: practice like jumping off a box and like rolling because
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: like when you land, that's where you might get hurt,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: you know. And then they're like, okay, and you're going
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: to be with your, you know, a first tandem. And
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: they teach you how to like pull the string and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: this and that. And I'm with– so then I'm kind
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: of talking to this other girl that we're friends with
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: and we're on the plane about to jump. And now
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, holy fuck. This is not a six flag ride.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: What am I doing? Like, what am I doing? And
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I look back at my mom was so scared about it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you're so annoying, mom. Like a
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: horrible child.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: And so as we're sitting there with the girl attached
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: to me and my friend has a guy attached to her.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: My girl, who's like my age, is complaining that this
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: is her first jump of the day and it's already 3.30
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And the guy goes, what do you expect?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: You just got certified last week. You're not going to
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: have as many jumps as I do. And my friend's guy,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: he held like the record for the most tandem jumps.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: And now I'm like. And then, so they go, okay,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: now it's your turn. Now I'm kind of hot in
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: the plane, so actually I was.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Like- Because you're detoxing. So I'm actually looking, because I'm.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Hungover, and I'm actually looking kind of forward to like
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: the fresh air coming in my face. But they go, okay, one, two,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: and then she just pushes you.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: So that you won't stop at three. So you think
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I had a three, and then we're just going forward.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, so you're like this, right? And the
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: guy's filming me and everything. And then she's like, okay,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: pull the string, pull the string. And I'm like, I
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: cannot even move my, my arms. You're going to just
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: pull it for me. So she pulls it for me
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: and then we just go floating down. And then I'm like,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: all right, like what else do you do for fun?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: And we're just like talking. And then so stupid. Nobody
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: should do this. It is not worth the bucket list.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I understand if you're, Maybe you're a super parachuter. Maybe
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: you do it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Then about maybe a year later, my cousin died skydiving.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? And he was like a Marine and
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: a cop and he did it all the time and
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: did it on his own. And it was just one
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: of those weird fluke things. They don't really know why,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: but like it didn't work out.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: God, that's why it's like, and this, this, this, like,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, okay. Skydiving is one of my biggest
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: fears and also getting left behind in like a boat,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: like deep water, like where you're like snorkeling and the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: boat leaves and you're just like in the middle of
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: the ocean.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe that we share that because that's the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: greatest movie ever.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so good.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Have you seen Deep Water 2?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Where the baby's on the boat.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Can you just tell me what happens at the end?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Because I don't know what happens at the end.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: They all die. I think. Yeah, they all die and
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: the baby's left on the boat.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But like this, I mean, going back to this,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: she hits it.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: For those people who don't know, Deepwater was based on
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: a true story about this couple that goes snorkeling.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: On their honeymoon or something like that.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: No, they were kind of having a marital issue or something. Anyway.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: So it was done. So I remember seeing that with Peter.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: And then they kind of go off on their own.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: And when they come back, the boat has left.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: The boat's gone.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: And then there was a little bit of a mix
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: up about their things and the guy wasn't that. So
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: he didn't really realize that they were missing for like
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: 12 hours. Yeah. And they're out there floating around.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: And finally, like.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Like sharks tug at him.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he finally dies.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's blood in the water.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: And then she's by herself and she basically just takes
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: off her weights and is like, let the sharks come
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: eat me because, like, I can't be out here anymore.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: And then she goes underwater and she doesn't come back
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: up because these sharks are circling her.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: And then you see the rescue boat come.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: That was the end?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Anyway... And then they find a shark and then they, like,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: gut it.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they find the camera... of them on their,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: like on their trip. I know. That terrifies me. We
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: can't end the podcast on this.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: So then the other one, the other one was this,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: all these young, hot couples that are like 30. Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Get a boat. And the guy, one of the guys
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: is the captain of very much of like a Peter situation.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: But it's like, it's not a catamaran. One good thing
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: about the boat that we have, it's like, you can
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: get up on it. Yes. No matter what.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Even if the thing was like up, it's like, Okay.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: This is like a higher boat.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: A higher boat.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: So if you don't... So they.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Have a baby.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: The baby's taking a nap. They all jump off, and
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: nobody ever puts down the ladder.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: So they can't get up on the ladder.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: There is no way. And the baby's crying.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: And the baby's just in the sun. Oh, it's awful.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: It's awful.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I thought the baby was in a bedroom. The baby
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: was in the sun.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like on the deck, but I think... Yeah,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: it's just not being fed, and it's.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: I can't handle anything without the baby.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: It's so awful. But this, I mean.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: So her thing didn't come out, the skydiver.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: She broke her back. She broke her leg.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: It was malfunctioned or whatever.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I'm fascinated by this because you hear these stories about like, okay,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: what happened in this scenario? I immediately think of like
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: the people who jumped out of the towers in 9-11.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: I remember, I don't know if it was like an
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: urban legend or something. They're like, oh, when your body's
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: in that type of situation, it'll just shut down. Like,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: you'll just, like, you're like, well, I know this is it,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: and your heart will just stop because of the adrenaline rushing.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Like, you'll just, like, zip, you know, eat it. But, like,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: she just fell and hit the ground. It was like, ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: And this bugs me.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: I think it opened up a little bit.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: The shoot wasn't.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: She would have died if the chute never, the chute opened.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: No, the chute opened like a little bit but it
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: was still fucked up and it was like, she was
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: like twisting and sliding.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe she landed on someone's backyard trampoline or something.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: But that's what bugs me about like these types of
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: stories because it happens with shark attack victims too. Yeah.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Like those surfers in Australia. They were like, Natalie went
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: out one morning when the sun wasn't up and she
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: was alone. Then a great white shark took off her leg.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Two weeks later, Natalie's back in the water. I'm like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: there's no way.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I would ever want to swim again.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: She's like, I can't wait to do it again. I'm like, go.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, definitely not. This went viral. Did you hear
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: about this? This girl did a TikTok explaining how she
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: pooped in her cheating boyfriend's car.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: It was the dog, Heather.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, this, God, full circle on the episode from
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Amber Heard to this girl. So, and she's doing the
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: TikTok while doing her makeup.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Like, everyone has to tell a story about, like, doing
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: their makeup. I guess that just, like, does better than
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: if you just told the story. And she just said, yeah,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: you know, and I'm, it's very easy for me to, like,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: shit on demand. So she went in his car.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: That is not a talent. No, what are you doing?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: No one does that. Is it really?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's IBS Awareness Month, by the way. That's why
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: I chose this topic.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for clarifying.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: But yeah.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: She goes, since you want to put me through shit,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: you can sit in my shit on the way home?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Well, don't you get in a car and see a
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: turd and go... Don't you get a piece of paper and.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: No, I think she left that note after she left
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: the shit knowing that he was cheating. I think that's
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: just so weird. Everything from the movie The Help, how
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: the girl put the shit in the pie. It's just
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: so bizarre. I cannot imagine. Anyway, I guess that's a
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: way to get... What if they still get back together?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Do you imagine if they got back together and you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: went to this wedding? Get to the toast.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Something, what's it called? Something borrowed, something new.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Something brown, something blue.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: I was going to say something poo. Something borrowed, something poo.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. So obviously you know Britney Spears declared pregnancy. Uh-huh.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: And then the boyfriend did say, I'm pregnant too.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Which, yes.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Wait, is that in here? We have the thing.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: Where is it?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: It's the weird sketch.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: It's the last one. Oh, it's my last one.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: And he did this like of two lions and a cub.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: This is the only Lion King that I will ever
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: watch now. He lives in you.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: So first I was kind of like, I don't really
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: know if she's pregnant. This like, you know, riddle of,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: you know, and it's kind of a strange photo of
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: like a coffee cup.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I think I'm food pregnant. What?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: What Applebee's are you at? So everyone reported on it
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: saying that she's confusing fans.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: But then he did.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: About six or seven hours later, post this, saying marriage
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: and kids are a natural part of a strong relationship
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: filled with love and respect. Fatherhood is something I have
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: always looked forward to, and I don't take it lightly.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: It is the most important job I will ever do.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: I still want to say I don't know. I want
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: her to be. I know she wants it. I think
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: she deserves it. Obviously, she got that IUD taken out.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I'm scared.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: You're scared that she's pregnant or that she's not pregnant?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: No, I'm scared because this is where we're at. Because
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: she's clearly like, there's something up. We've all been saying it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: There's something up. Her brains are a little scrambled.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: So she goes, I better model these last outfits in
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: my brown sensible pumps before I can't fit in them anymore.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: But she's not showing at all.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: And why are you also, you've been pregnant before.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Don't people know what?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: And, and, and her stomach looks flat and fit and
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: she's like, I gained so much weight and this, that,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: and I just, listen, like I said, I just am speculating.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that it's not true. I just think
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: a lot of things, I just wouldn't be surprised if
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: she really was never pregnant and just wants it so bad.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: And she did it and said it and maybe told
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: him and he didn't say, I want to go to
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: the doctor. I want to see a heartbeat. I mean,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: you're 40 years old and you've already had kids. Everyone
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: knows not to share it until you're like, the doctor
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: says you can share it. And that's like definitely closer
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: to 12 weeks. Yeah. Like heartbeat, everything. And she's just
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: says it on an Instagram and like.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's like, that's I'm, I'm wishing
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: the best for her. Everyone's like, yes, queen, you know,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: everything she does. It's just like, yes, work girl. You
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: look great. I'm like, okay. But like, seriously.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: And it's really sad if it's not true.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: And she's like, because the oldest thing from the beginning
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: of time, there's been two things that women have done.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: They've sold their bodies for sex and they've lied about
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: pregnancy and Or they've convinced themselves that they're pregnant and
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: they're not. Or they've stolen babies. It's like it's just–
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: it's always gone on. And I'm just– I mean you
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: hear about when people– Have their baby stolen or a
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: pregnant woman gets followed because this other woman told her
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: whole family she was having a baby and now has
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: to get the baby. So she takes the woman and
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: cuts out the baby and takes the baby home and
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: kills the woman. That's happened a lot of times.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: I do not express the same views as the host
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: of this show.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm not saying Britney would do that. I'm just
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: saying pregnancy stuff is weird.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: It's a lot, yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: It's like you want it so badly.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: Because it's hormones.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: And then you're by yourself and your only outlet is
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: writing these posts and everything like this. And I just
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: want to say, this is just a discussion. We are
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: not a news organization. We are not hired by CNN
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: or the President of the United States.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: We are not fertility doctors.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: We are not anything but people who are just watching
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: and talking like two friends do who are comedians okay
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: that's all it is just weird.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't think about the whole like hey like you
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: start showing obviously i don't have kids i don't yeah
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: i have no idea how it works but I did
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: not think about like, Hey, like maybe start showing. Cause yeah,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: you do like there's a reveal.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: She's saying I've gained so much weight.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: That's the other thing.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: You don't gain weight and you really don't show until
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: like you really, some girls don't even show to like
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: five or six months. Yeah. But, um, but, but definitely
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be showing at all until at least three,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: at least three or four months. And then all of
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: a sudden you're like pop. And then you're like, Oh
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: my God, it's like, But you can go so long
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: wearing your clothes and everything like that, especially when you're
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: fit like that.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want this to be tragic. I hope
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: it's not.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: I hope it's not, too. I don't want to be
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: right on this one. I want to be 100% wrong.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: I want to be celebrating the fact that she's giving
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: birth to a little girl.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: A new life for a new life.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Eight or nine months from now, I want it to
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: be like, I can't believe how cute Brittany's baby is
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: and you know, all of this.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: And she's enjoying dressing it up.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I named my babies and why I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: am concerned that this might not in fact be a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: real pregnancy that was checked with a doctor, not just
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: a pee stick, which oftentimes I've already said pee sticks
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: work 90% of the time. But, um, you know, we
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: know that she wants this. So why wouldn't she do
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: it in a, in a bigger way, make sure that
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: she's in fact pregnant, go to the doctor, wait till
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: she's 11 or 12 weeks, then do some beautiful photo
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: with her fiance, Sam. Um, but instead, like you said,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: she just does like a stock photo.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Like a cup of tea.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: And it's written on a day that she had a
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: post before a post after. And that's why I feel
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: like And because she doesn't have the conservatorship, she's at
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: war with her mother. The mom is suing, wanting her
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: to pay $ 640, 000 in legal fees. She's against her mom.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: Her sister's not around. I think she just basically probably
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: has an assistant, maybe a housekeeper around her. If Sam
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: was not with her when she told him she was pregnant,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know that he has the wherewithal to go, whoa, whoa, whoa,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: hold on. but then he doesn't want to accuse her
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: of lying. So he's like, let me do this post
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: and support you. But like.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: She's 40 years old.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: So there's already a risk that the pregnancy might not
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: go all the way through. She knows that she's had
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: two kids, even though they're like 15, 16.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: I just, but then that can also be that she's
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: just so excited and not in the right, you know,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: really thinking it through as a public figure who should
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: definitely wait to announce you're pregnant until the third, month
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: at least that's why i that's why i'm concerned that
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: this is unfortunately possibly not a real pregnancy and i
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: don't know what she will say after she may never
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: say anything she may just continue like a week from
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: now just never mention it again and just start dancing
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: and spinning around again.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: That's the that's the reveal i wanted i want her
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: like you know looking into the camera and doing the
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: whole little thing that she does and then she turns
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: to the side and you see like a.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: Bump Oh, like Beyonce did.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she did it at the concert.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Right, but remember then people thought Beyonce's pregnancy was fake too.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: With the pillow in the Australian news show. I know,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: that one was a good one. I still think about
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: that one every now and then. That was weird.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: That was so weird because the first child they thought
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: was not real, but then she gave birth to twins.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: And that they really did show the actual belly and everything.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: So it's like nothing. Yeah, that was so weird.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: I do think about, I think about like, like you said,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: it's like what happens? Like, do we just move on from,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: from like, Hey guys, I'm pregnant. And then we don't
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: see anything. Or do we, are we now, are we
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: now as fans on this journey?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Are we the big, are we a bunch of enablers
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: that yes, I honestly think people and people magazine and
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: people like that. It's just nothing happens. And five months
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: from now, she's still spinning around and dancing. I'll probably
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: be the only one in you going, where is this
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: baby bump? Like, I don't know.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: In her post, too, she was like, you know, when
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: I was pregnant the first couple times, I was hounded
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: by the paparazzi and stuff like that. I'm like, well,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: you have to admit that that's going to happen again.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: But she also said, she's like, I'm saying it now
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: because the paparazzi, I'm not going to let the paparazzi
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: get their shots. Okay, am I the only one that...
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: I have not seen one paparazzi shot of Britney in
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: the last five years. Why is she saying that she's
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: going out and getting, and the paparazzi are there? They're not. Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: That is weird.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Are you seeing any paparazzi shots of her like getting
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: her nails done or getting a frozen yogurt?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Like I'm not seeing it.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: So why is she, it's like, that's where I'm like,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: I know she's been through hell and back and I,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: you know, and it's almost like she was, you know,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: just released from like, being kidnapped in the woods, basically.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, she has had access to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: social media for a really long time. She knows how
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: it works. So it's not like she's completely like Kimmy
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Schmitz or whatever that is that just came out of
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: the bunker. Yeah, doesn't know what's going on in the world.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: But so it's like almost like she's living in the past,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: like the paparazzi. Because almost like she wants the pregnancy
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: so much that even though that was a traumatic time
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: of her life, she loved Caring for those little baby boys.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: And she's like craving that. And maybe she said that.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe she just wants another baby without a seatbelt on
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: in her lap while she's driving. You know, like the
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: good old days.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to explain to you right now, Justin. Yeah.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: Because we're country.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that was like on my property. Yeah. Like that,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: putting a little baby on your car and like driving
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: on your own property is like not a big deal.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: I get what people freaked out about, but like that,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: not a big deal.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's true. As someone from the South, I, I,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: She wasn't going down Ventura Boulevard.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: So stop being.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: I.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Don't know what to say.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: We're going to get a lot of shit.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: We're rooting for Britney.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, just because.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Justin and I are not planning a baby shower event
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: with the free Britney people does not mean that we
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: don't want her to be free, wish her the best,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: love her unconditionally.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: It's just hard because it's like you're watching this person from...
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, my God, the 90s and early 2000s who
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: just dominated everything she did and then all of a
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: sudden snapped and then has been in a conservatorship. And yeah,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: we're rooting for her, of course.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: I had Dr.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Drew on. Yeah.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: And, you know, great episode. People really loved what he
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: said about narcissism and codependency. He really explained it for
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of people. It was a great episode. The
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: only criticism that that got was, Him speaking on Britney Spears.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: And it's because I asked him.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he didn't treat her. And he wasn't a doctor.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: He's just a person who's worked in this business, has
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: worked with celebrities, was there to see all of it happen,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: is there to see it now. He's just observing. That
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: was just his opinion. And it does not mean that
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: his opinion is correct.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Right. Of course.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: So, like, you can just go, I just don't agree
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: with Dr. Drew on that. Yeah. And you can say,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: I just don't agree with Justin Martindale or Heather on this.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it just... It's a conversation piece. Please don't
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: put me on suicide watch. I'd really appreciate it. Let
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: me get through this goddamn week, okay?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Also, we love Selena Gomez.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: And we... Remember, didn't we get in trouble with Selena Gomez?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: And that lasted for a week.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we just.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Relax!
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: We just don't need it.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't remind us, Annie.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Annie's like... And then you guys almost got canceled when.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Annie's being like a.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: Narc over here.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Annie's taking notes over here.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: God, Annie.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you again.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Everybody, follow my boy, Justin Martindale. Follow us at the
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: Bridgerton Ball. Go see him on April 27th at the Improv.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: And subscribe to his podcast, Just Saying, with Justin Martindale.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, and then I'll talk about me.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we'll talk about me.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Jesse, you guys, join me on my Patreon, which is
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: right here at HeatherMcDonald.net. I've got all this new merch. Yeah,
• 1:27:28
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• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: So do it.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Change your life.
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