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#255 How I Twisted My Testicle · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I'm very delirious at the moment. Just tired. You tired me, guy,
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  Speaker 1: very tired? Wait on me, very delirious right now?
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  Speaker 2: What? Why? Why? Just?
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  Speaker 1: I think Sunday was a late one. I keep forgetting things.
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  Speaker 1: It's just too much going on. This is the week
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  Speaker 1: of the business, and I just got to get to
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  Speaker 1: the end of this week. And I'm there, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I wake up the moment and I'm like, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what day it was, and I was like, where
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  Speaker 1: am I just frazzled? And then I was like, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: What have we got on today? And then someone in
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  Speaker 1: the chat was like, you got netball? Who's got a
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  Speaker 1: netball practice? And I was just like, what am I doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to just tell people in advance. Sorry for
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  Speaker 1: this episode. All right, Welcome back to two noting dads.
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  Speaker 1: I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash and this is
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  Speaker 1: a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it
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  Speaker 1: is the bad and relatable. We don't give advice, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: How were you good? I had blood tests this morning.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm running a bit behind.
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  Speaker 1: How does that work?
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  Speaker 2: They take blood out of my vein? What I know?
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  Speaker 2: I believe or not.
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  Speaker 1: They just take a little vial that I don't look.
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  Speaker 3: That make me feel sick if I look. And she
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  Speaker 3: was very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Though, the lady was very good, just like, give me
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  Speaker 1: an example.
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  Speaker 3: Just good chemistry. Because I don't like needles.
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  Speaker 2: Even though I'm covering tatoos, I can't stand needles.
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  Speaker 1: So how did she break the eyes? What did she
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  Speaker 1: do to make you feel more comfortable?
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  Speaker 2: She laughed at me first about me saying that she's
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  Speaker 2: like a big strong man and got tattoos, but you
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  Speaker 2: hate needles, And I thought that was funny, and all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, that's in and I was like, you
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  Speaker 2: tell me.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, that's why I didn't tell you anyway.
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  Speaker 2: That sort of stuff. So she's obviously very good at
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  Speaker 2: her jobs. I've seen her there before because she did
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  Speaker 2: it last time, right. But she's one of these people
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  Speaker 2: that you can tell that she's like, I do this
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  Speaker 2: every day, and I love doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Just another day in the office.
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  Speaker 2: And I loved that handy little tips she had, you know,
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  Speaker 2: when she released the pressure of that thing and then
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  Speaker 2: put the cotton butt on and then she put the
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  Speaker 2: tightener over that to keep the pressure on while she
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  Speaker 2: went and did the labeling, no time wasted.
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  Speaker 1: When do you get results?
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  Speaker 2: I think a couple of days. We'll see. There was
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  Speaker 2: a lot of I walked in. She was like, whoa.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know what's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So your checking just fit everything?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something's not right around the plot. So they're checking
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  Speaker 2: for like the full sweet, the full sweet. I went
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  Speaker 2: the platinum package.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think the one I'm really concerned about the most
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  Speaker 2: is the prostate. Yes, honestly, I feel like I need
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  Speaker 2: to pee right now, but I don't need to really,
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  Speaker 2: I said the other day. I came out of the bathroom,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no one takes that long to pee, And
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  Speaker 2: she was like, if I'm honest, wasn't paying his engine?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how dare you? I could be dying
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  Speaker 2: over here. Next time, tim.
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  Speaker 1: Results will be coming before the next record.
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  Speaker 2: So if if not, it'll be the one after.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is like present.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what do we get? But it's also kind
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  Speaker 2: of scary.
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  Speaker 3: No, I should be fine.
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  Speaker 2: I should be fine, Like I think, I just just
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  Speaker 2: want to make sure it's safe. I think it's safer
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  Speaker 2: to make sure than to There's a saying there that
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. May I here we go?
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  Speaker 1: It is better the devil? You know? No?
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  Speaker 2: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: What about better to be safe than sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That's probably that's bored to you.
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  Speaker 2: Give me something, give me something to be more zested.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, okay, well fuck you all.
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  Speaker 2: The one you said the other day is that you
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  Speaker 2: better good? Yeah, that's good. You said you better be
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  Speaker 2: looking at it than looking for it.
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  Speaker 4: I just think of the Caylimn Egg song.
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  Speaker 2: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Better?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Is that how it really goes? Just?
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  Speaker 1: Can we put in a sample there?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, don't leave it.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to say bravo to you though, for
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  Speaker 5: getting your health checked and staying on top of it,
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  Speaker 5: because that's something that men are not.
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  Speaker 2: Very good at doing. Yeah, I've got a few things
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  Speaker 2: going on in my own. I've got that, I've got
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  Speaker 2: a twelve month check in psychological check in for AHD
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  Speaker 2: because my med's are fucking no good anymore. And what's
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  Speaker 2: about it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have an exciting update.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got?
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  Speaker 1: I got rid of a bed frame last week?
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  Speaker 2: Similar another great segway from that lot. Hold onder that
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  Speaker 2: E've ben holding on to that one? He's like, I
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  Speaker 2: must say this bedframe story for when something serious.
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  Speaker 1: Comes up those blood tests. That is great.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's really interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I sold a bed frame on Marco Bone.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's about me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hey, what do you go?
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Dan. I swear he's not tied up
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  Speaker 1: at my house. He did come over. He helped me
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  Speaker 1: pull apart the bed frame again. And I've tried to
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  Speaker 1: fucking sell that bed frame. We've had that bed frame
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  Speaker 1: for a good twelve years and I was quite attached
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  Speaker 1: to it. It's time for it to go. It was
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  Speaker 1: in very good condition, memories and two hundred bucks nothing,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred bucks nothing. And I was like, like, maybe
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  Speaker 1: people just don't want bed frames right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna say it marketplace.
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  Speaker 3: There's no demand anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Just the fact I put a monitor, computer monitor up
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  Speaker 2: and a forty nine inch computer monitor, Like I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: a fucking big boy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the biggest I've ever seen the Imax.
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  Speaker 1: It's huge, right to the Odyssey on that and it's.
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  Speaker 3: A two thousand dollars screen.
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  Speaker 2: I paid for it. Yeah, I put it up for
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  Speaker 2: a thousand bucks. It's too big for story.
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  Speaker 1: No one's buying anything for a thousand bucks, Like.
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  Speaker 2: I sold it for six hundred, so I've lost fourteen
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars on it.
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  Speaker 3: But it took months.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like so many what are we doing
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  Speaker 2: here with you?
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  Speaker 1: And the kids are like crap. I reckon.
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  Speaker 5: It's because of the psychology behind the buying, because if
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  Speaker 5: you weigh up how much you're going to pay, like
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  Speaker 5: sixteen hundred versus how much would it cost me to
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  Speaker 5: buy it new, and I know there's not going to
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  Speaker 5: be anything wrong with.
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  Speaker 2: It and it's going to be delivered to my front
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  Speaker 2: door exactly.
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  Speaker 5: There's been too many dodgy people on marketplace who've ruined
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  Speaker 5: it for all of us.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, the logistics scares people. People are scared of each other.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, maybe right now, there's just like
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  Speaker 1: you said, the demand is not there.
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  Speaker 2: It's not there. That's fine, bed frames right now we
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  Speaker 2: need a pandemic.
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  Speaker 1: Well then I was like I'll put it for free.
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  Speaker 1: I got like one hundred messages in five minutes, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, where the fuck were all of you?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: Jack, Now you've got me in.
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  Speaker 1: The one person was like very interested in the bed
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  Speaker 1: frame and I was like is it Is it still available?
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  Speaker 1: I said, yes, absolutely it is and they are great,
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  Speaker 1: would you deliver it to me? And I'm like, the
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  Speaker 1: au desk, but it's free, and they're like, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they got But I'm a student. I don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, don't fucking care, and also educations and.
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  Speaker 1: Scam like, if you're that young, you should be able
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  Speaker 1: to fucking walk here and put it on your back
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  Speaker 1: and take it back to wherever you're from.
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  Speaker 2: Is brightly, motherfucker, get up, get out, get off your chair,
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  Speaker 2: and come and pick it up.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I just said no, what I've had,
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  Speaker 1: I had knocks knocks, came and collected the bed frame
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  Speaker 1: and he was a bit like, what why are you
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  Speaker 1: getting rid of the bed frame?
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  Speaker 2: Just sucked on it too much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the screws are all band screws are all man.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually missing all the screws because we got hard.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, well, just know that it's going
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  Speaker 1: to a lovely place. I don't know how I've felt
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  Speaker 1: about this, because he goes, we've got a rental that
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  Speaker 1: we have in the Blue Mountains and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: so you've got a fucking investment property and you're getting
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  Speaker 1: free bed frames. It's give me some money. But I
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  Speaker 1: was like, give me fifty. I was like, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: He sent me photos of it set up.
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  Speaker 3: That's too much.
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  Speaker 1: And the blue man, I know. Laura's like, who are
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  Speaker 1: you messaging? And I'm like, it's just knocks about the
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  Speaker 1: bed frame.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, just can't do a great home. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop you right there. Couldn't care less.
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  Speaker 3: Just get it out of my fucking sight and meeting.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but then I'll leave it out the front.
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  Speaker 2: Don't talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't care that. I also wanted to be like
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  Speaker 1: the next morning, say like, so, how was it sleeping
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  Speaker 1: on it? But I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You should have. But the mattress, there's people that just
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  Speaker 2: come and collect them and get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: I think the mattress and it was a sensation. It
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  Speaker 1: was like a three thousand dollar mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but okay, it's very different to a U just car.
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  Speaker 2: I think the used mattress market should be abolished.
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  Speaker 3: It's an ick.
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  Speaker 1: But think about hotel rooms. We're all fine, no one's
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  Speaker 1: judging when you sleep in that hotel room knowing that
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  Speaker 1: there's been hundreds, if not.
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  Speaker 2: Thousands, of one or two nights at a time, not
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  Speaker 2: made themselves comfortable in it, and built what you call
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  Speaker 2: a swamp in there, which is where you just leave in.
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  Speaker 3: That fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Three thousand dollar bed the next day after being purchased.
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  Speaker 2: It's worthless. The depreciation on a mattress needs to be
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  Speaker 2: studied because I think I remember we had a mattress
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  Speaker 2: to get rid of, and I was like, fucking free mattress.
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  Speaker 2: And then I thought, I don't want to meet the
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  Speaker 2: people who want to buy to pick up a free mattress.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I tried to give the mattress to Knox because
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  Speaker 1: I was I was like, can I interest you?
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  Speaker 2: And it's very it was like, eh, fuck off.
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  Speaker 1: We had a period where the kids would sleep in
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  Speaker 1: aye bed that would wea the bed with and it
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  Speaker 1: was like on the night where we forgot to put
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  Speaker 1: the mattress protect it on, and then Marley had a
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  Speaker 1: blood nose and so there was blood stains and it
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  Speaker 1: looks like it's been through all lot.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, and You're like, should I sell this?
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  Speaker 1: It's in the garage and I'm like, have a look.
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  Speaker 1: It's very comfy and there's just stains.
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  Speaker 2: All, and he was like, ah.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you. I was like, damn it, Someone's got
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  Speaker 1: to want this mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Even Knox is like, look, I'm a bit look, no
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  Speaker 2: thank you much for me.
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  Speaker 1: Someone out there. Laura's like, just fucking take it to
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  Speaker 1: the tip. And I'm like, someone out there has got
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  Speaker 1: to want this mattress.
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  Speaker 2: There's because I remember there was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to meet the people who want this
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  Speaker 2: free mattress.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to see it.
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  Speaker 3: So I put it outside and come and get it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, good, don't knock on the door, interact
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  Speaker 2: with me whatsoever, because I don't want to know what
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: sort of bed bugs you got.
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  Speaker 3: And then when I peered out the window, I noticed that.
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  Speaker 2: They had a truck full of old mattresses. So they
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  Speaker 2: actually go and they recycle them.
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  Speaker 1: Give me their details.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, the last details I have are theirs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not interested in that, Garvid. I've been given word. Okay,
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: there's a show that's currently on TV at the moment
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  Speaker 2: called Traders.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, familiar.
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  Speaker 2: Friend of the show, friend of ours. Camp merchant didn't
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  Speaker 2: quite make it through the front door. This is awkward,
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  Speaker 2: but honestly, he's probably thankful.
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  Speaker 1: He got kicked out within the first three minutes. And
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: then anyone who's not watched it three or four episodes later,
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  Speaker 1: they're like hiking through the mountains and he's tied to
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: a post and then they're like, should we save him?
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Well, if your life isn't already stressful enough as it is,
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  Speaker 2: your wife God is campaigning to be on that show, Laura,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing? Can I just say I was
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: offered a position on that show last year and I
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: said no, go on because I have dignity. No, I
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: said no because the money's crap, but also that's dignity.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of glad it did.
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  Speaker 3: Into it now because it's like, I'm not cut out
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  Speaker 3: for that world.
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  Speaker 1: Would you want to be in that environment? Honestly?
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  Speaker 2: I would love to take people down one by one psychologically, Yes.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Would you want to be there with people like dick O?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck Dicko?
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  Speaker 2: And That's what I'd say straight away, That'd be I'd
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: be like, dick O, you're fucking out of here, mate,
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  Speaker 2: don't care, we're not voting your You're out.
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  Speaker 1: They got here from the batch, Like it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just exactly why.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: One of the reasons I said no is I said,
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: you need to tell me who was going to be
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  Speaker 2: on this show, because I am not part of this
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  Speaker 2: reality TV world. Okay, I've been. I've had one gig
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  Speaker 2: on TV, which honestly didn't love it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, just speaking to the king of reality TV, I
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: know that. Can I fucking self appoint myself?
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But what I'm saying is, I said to them,
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: I've never been on Love Island or anything anything, So
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: I just want to know who you're looking at to
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  Speaker 2: put on there, just in case I'm not interested and
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: we can't tell you. I said, well, I'm not interested.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: Were you interested?
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Nah? You know when you're like you used to go
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: to these social media events and stuff here and there,
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: like activations or whatever, and it was the same. It
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: was pretty much just the cast of Maths. I was like,
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get stuck in that situation, so
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: I can say this because I am one of them.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: But people from reality TV, we suck. We're horrific, We're awful.
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  Speaker 2: No, not all of them, Thank you, thank you.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: That's you fall into the category.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: What did Laura say?
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  Speaker 2: I want everyone to know this if I do the
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  Speaker 2: Traders one day. You've got to play the game. You've
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: got to play it, all right, you cannot, there's no niceties.
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  Speaker 2: You're not in there to make friends. You play the game.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: It's on.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: It's on. Put using together. No, don't, let's scare out
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: because actually, La Laura Savage should actually probably knife me
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: in the back. The problem with them putting that out
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: to the ethery is that the producers of that show
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: are probably licking their lips, going, gotcha, we could have
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Laura on the show but minimal money.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: But also, I mean, the good thing is Channel ten
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: is so broke at the moment that those shows are
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: filmed in three days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty much like I'm going away on a
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: reality TV. She'll be back in twelve hours.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Back in the day it was three months. Now
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: it's like, I know, we've got we've got two hours
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: to film fifty two hourisdes.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Can we just do this via zoom?
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I should be concerned that Laura's
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: but kind of pride herself as being someone who can
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: be quite deceitful.
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  Speaker 2: I think don't think it's just the deceitfulness of that show.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to also like convince people that you're a
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  Speaker 2: good guy too. Yeah. I guess it is just all
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  Speaker 2: wrapped up in deceit, isn't that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean Laura like she's so often and she's like,
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: I just I'm so stressed out. I have so much anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot take on a single thing more onto my plate.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, but I will do traders before
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: we just this is on you guys. I need to
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: bring home the vacuum cleaner today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I got in trouble last week because the studio was
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: getting a bit dirty. I brought her the vacuum cleaner
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  Speaker 1: from home and.
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  Speaker 2: It's real I say, it's real clean.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: So we use that dirtied it again. But we've had
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: a week of no vacuum cleaner. It's been very stressful.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Now, don't do with herself.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: You know, all of a sudden, when you have something
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: that's such a vital part of the family taken away,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: you realize how much you need vacuum cleaner. Just like
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: within the first afternoon, I came home and like crumbs
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: on the floor, and laws like, oh, just vacuum that up.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like about that.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't just act dumb.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I mean like she saw me take it, so please honestly,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: I have to leave with a vacuum in hand.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: It just strap the vacuum to you. Thank you for
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: the next episode.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Have you got a robovack?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do, but it's missing some pads so it
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: won't work, so I need to get new pads. And yeah,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: it's also vic make sure I order the new pads
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: as my robobacks just gathering dust.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we set it up yesterday.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: Dan had like cleaned the whole floor so that he
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: was like ready to go and map out and stuff again.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: And it kept getting caught on things and stuck, and
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: then the brush kept breaking and it was I had
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: to leave and then come back and I could hear
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: Dan was just vacuuming.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: He the only way you can have a robovack is
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: if you completely clean everything before using it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I will say. I will say this may be the
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: lamest topic that I've ever discussed, but I borrowed my
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: sister's vacuum cleaner and it has a little dice in
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: green light. Oh yeah, so if you see all the dust,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: so you turn the lights down. I ended up vacuuming
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: in the pitch black with the laser light on so
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I could see the dust.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're picking up dust fragments there that as
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: soon as you go past their back. Do you understand that?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Do you think?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a gimmick. It's such a gimmick because
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, look out, thirty my floors are and it's like,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: no one's like microscopically looking at like the it's literally
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: just like air on the ground and you go past.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: If you go back past that spot again, it's just a.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Fucking gasol For two hours.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Bush's oscar finished the collection. What he has, he has
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: all forty.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Should we wow?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: And he hustled for him too.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Are there certain aushes that are selling for thirty thousand dollars? Yeah?
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, a million, Yeah, one hundred million.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Let's just put that. There's like one or two of
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: those in the world. There's no like, there is no
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: like I'm talking the gen pop.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: What's the hardest one to get?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I think it was the Golden Light in McQueen. Full
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: credit to this boy. He didn't get given. He traded
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: to get to where he is now. And he was
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: at school. Yeah, so he would say to Mazie, he'd
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: be if Macy had one. If he knew someone at
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: school needed and Macy had doubles, he go, hey, someone
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: needs this at school, but they have one that we
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: need at home. What do you think?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: So they're working in tandem.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you've got to be proud as a dad.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: And April was like this boy, I'm like yeah, but
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: you don't want to teach him too little young, otherwise
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: you will just turn into one of those guys that
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: just scams everyone out of everything, being a drug dealer. Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Actually good money, in very good money.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: So yeah, he's completed it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: So what does he do now he's moved on?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Well, they're all lined up at home nicely and the
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: glow in the dark ones. The kids are blown away
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: by I can. They don't realize that I can make
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: them blow more. And I won't tell them how I
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: do it. I just take them.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: How do you do it? Tell me?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I take them.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I go to the exhaust fan in the kitchen, turn
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: the exhaust fan off, just the light because it's quite
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: bright and small, and they just hold him up like
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: that and roll them around it. And then I how long?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Two minutes? Not even a minute. Wow, I tell you what,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: you put your arms up with that for two minutes
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: fucking sore. My tries are like what are you doing?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Dropping down? I'm shaking the sacrifices I make as a parent.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: April squatting like one hundred kilos, I got four or
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: she's in each hand the way rams.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: She's like, I've got your honey, and she spots me
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: under the thing.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: She's like, it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Comes in from behind. She's like, I'll lift you up.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: So I go back in and I do the same
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: thing every night, the biggest dad move ever. I put
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: it in my pocket and it's quite dark, and I
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: walk in. I'm like, didn't work this time, and they're
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: like what No, like kidding, and then they're like, how
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: do you do that?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, I can't tell and me stuff.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: We don't keep secrets.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is not a secret.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: It's radition's trick anyway. So that's what I do.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: That's well. I in my local they now have stopped
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: giving out the ushies. We ran out, Yeah, they run dry.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: So I think we're well and truly we're on like
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: the bell curve of the ushi. We are over the
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: hump we're now tapering off. I think this may be
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the last time we talked about ushes.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I think so well done, well done,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: He's completed it.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Now what ash very quickly. We've not made this call,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: but just the listeners are aware we are looking to
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: implement a change. Yes, before we implement that change, serious voice,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: managing your expectations. Just on the YouTube edits, there's only
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: a couple of people who will be upset by this.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: We're canceling it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: It costs a lot of money and it takes a
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: lot of time to edit an hour episode for YouTube.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Just so you know, think of it this way, where
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: we're making a delicious roast turkey dinner okay, and we're
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: putting it on the table and we're like, this could
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: feed thousands and only a couple of people going, I'll
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: have some roast turkey, and we're like every week, we're
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: like so much wasted roast turkey.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Always with the dinner analogies?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Why why do we need an analogy with it to
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: allow people to understand here, let me break it down
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: really quick. Go, there's only minimal amount of people that
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: actually enjoy that content, so little that it's actually costing
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: us more money to keep those people entertained than the
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: rest of you.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: That's the roast turkey analogy. Okay, because turkeys they're expensive.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: It's not going away forever as it man.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So we're looking at doing like a shortened version, so
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: we'll have certain topics. We may cut like a five, six, eight,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: nine ten minute video an hour. So we're just doing
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like little tidbits on YouTube now, just so you know
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: we may I mean we're broke.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, the studio ruined us.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you? Moving on. Yes, just want to
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: know Ash, if you your children Oscar, mainly because he's
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: at school. Does he do a speaking competition?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: He speaks NonStop all the time. He'll win.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: But do they do like a you gotta do a
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: topic like oral woa whoa whoa.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: An oral examination, oral speech or whatever, oral assessment? Fuck speaking, Yes,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: that's it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: That's only going for Yeah, did they do that?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: He's done it a couple of times.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: How do you go?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Ah a chair? So are you talking to water? I reckon?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: But how did you go staying on script?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Pretty good?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about? It was the zoo Hey
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: great topic because he had palm card sort of thing,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: but they were like pictures jobs his memory.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So Marley loves it. It is her jam. She's very
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: good at remembering things. That's her skill, right, And so
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: she is doing one about the tooth fairy needs to
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: increase their rates and have it standardized, so ten dollars
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: per tooth. That's her persuasive speech.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very good. It's a persuasive speech, very good. Yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: And also she's also then looking at us being like
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: ten dollars, motherfuckers. Yeah. Oh so it's actually it's very clever.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Lola's are took us a long time to figure out
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: what we can talk about a topic that she's passionate about,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't like public speaking. She just it's not
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a jam. Doesn't want to be up on stage, have
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: all the eyes on, a very opposite to Maley. And
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: we decided that her theme is kids should have more holidays,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: okay and on my watch, and we're like, okay, three
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: points because you want to go on holiday to see
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: grandpa because learning is hard and you want to have
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: more fun. Just keep it simple, great, okay. So I'm like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: so what are the three points? She's like, I don't know,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, remember, it's about we want to see
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: grandpa because he lives far away right, repeat after me.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: And she's she's like, I don't understand.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do we just And I'm like, okay, okay,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: So I try to do pump cards, try like draw
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like draw like grandpa a fishing rod grandpa. And she's like,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: because we need to go fishing. And I'm like close, close,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: very close. We were one week until they present to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the classroom. They then choose one person from each class
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: each year to then do it at assembly.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Oh I hate that, man, I would hate that so much.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It's a lot.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, can we just well, if she doesn't
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: remember any of it, then they won't pick her.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: And I think some kids, some kids, it's a it's
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: a broad spectrum of ability for this public speaking, but
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: it's just the added pressure on parents for these type
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of activities. We just don't need it.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I was kindy, I don't think they really need to.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I think that they should just say, hey, get up
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and tell us your favorite thing in the world and
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: that's it. And it's like, oh, my favorite thing is whatever, okay,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: and it's like and then you just got to tell
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: you what you love about.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: It's like, my favorite thing is this book?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: But why because it's colorful?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Even move on. Laula's like, what does persuasive mean? And
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, I was trying to explain. I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: spent twenty minutes explaining persuasive and I was like, thin,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: give it like a turkey dinner.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Here's an analogy.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had Turkey's? Like what.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: School actually does news?
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: They have to do it every fortnight, and it's so
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: that they start to get that confidence public speaking experience
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: without having to put a lot of pressure attached to it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: So they choose a topic like last week it was
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: my favorite fairy tale.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Nice, but it's funny with kids like Laula will be like, hey,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: what's up are you going?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: And then as soon as she practices at home, she's like,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: all I remember is at school being like good afternoon,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: look at the audience, and it's like make eye contact
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and you like.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: And the moment you get a little bit too confident,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: went wrong and you try to find your players going
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: on where Yeah, like, good for those.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Of you who don't know who I am. You're all
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: in the same class together all year.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Everyone knows but they still do it though lewis really
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: like strict on, like, no, that's not how we started.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: It has to be good class.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, good morning, Good morning, Louis. And then
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: it's like and furthermore to the previous sentence that I
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: wrote earlier on trying to feel out the time because
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you've got to do a minute, it was like, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: just remember for so much pressure at school on those
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: things where it was like, you have to do an
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: oral presentation. What's like, but I will, I'll do it,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: but I have to speak right in there. Mister Barlow,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I just want to read this out really quick, because
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: we got sent some really lovely mugs. On's behind us,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: two doting dads.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Correct spelling.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Doting is wrong now it's not getting.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Double tea Ash and Mattie Jay a little something for
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you both. Thank you for using your platform for conversations
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: that really matter, not only for dads, but for women
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: and the younger generation.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: We'll just stop you right there, and we've just spoken
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: about oral presentations and selling mattresses so riveting, so that
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: message doesn't apply to this episode of your brand new PS.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I hope you like your new mugs. Thank you, thank you,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: and that's from able ceramics. Check him out. That's able
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: a bell a bell. Let's agree to disagree.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: It's a bell a bell spelled abel, however, that she
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: does not make bells. In case you're like.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It's double l any breaking news we got There is
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: a viral claim during the rounds at the moment, which
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I think will tickle both of your fancy. A single
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: hit to the testicles can cause nine thousand units of pain,
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: comparable to fracturing three thousand, two hundred bones and the
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: pain of giving birth to one hundred and sixty children
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: all at once.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you guys think you got it rough. I'm
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: nodding along, yes, yes, yes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: The testicles contain many sensitive nerves, so a direct impact
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: can cause intense pain that may spread to the lower
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: abdomen and trigger nausea or dizziness.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Which is why you often see a man will drop
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to his knees.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's not brain, Yeah, he's in pain.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And I think, how many bones was it? How many?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Three two hundred?
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: I will say, though it says pain can't be converted
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: into a precise, universal unit like this, because everyone's perception
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: of pain is different. But obviously there is a biological
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: reason a blow to the testicles can be extremely painful.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: And was it the same as birth or worse?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: One hundred births one hundred.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: And sixty, which I have.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: To go on.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I stand by those numbers. But also as well, that's
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: not mentioned in there, is that our testicles are on
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: the outside of our body. Yes, well said, so, they're
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: very susceptible to any sort of pain or any any
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: they're in the way.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the human body is an incredible invention,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: except for the test Except for the testicles. That is
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the one fault I think that we can all agree on. Yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: something so valuable.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: It was like, what about these?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: So what about these? Just leave them out? Yeah, leave
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: them on the outside, attach them still, but leave on that,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: but also then have on the inside of them. They're
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: separate too, So they're separate.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: That's quite precarious.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Just make sure that's how they're that's how they created.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: How often would the area get hit?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: You don't want to know, No, you don't.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: You don't want to sit.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: On them, can you see? Yeah? When I was fourteen
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: of mine we got twisted.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Are you okay to talk about this?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: It's an emotional time to me, it is I still
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: have the scar, very brave. I stive the scar.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Twisted on the inside of the outside.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Inside outside you just untwisted, okay, but inside not so simple?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Was fourteen? That's right.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: We drove to Sydney from the Gold Coast.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Love how you're sitting there looking at the Sydney like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: how old was I?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I was twenty two years ago.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I was a fourteen year old.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I was prone to unexpected erections, guilty at that age,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: especially whilst driving.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And I had to drive with my family from the Gold.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Coast to Sydney.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It's the vibration, it's the vibration.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: My leg was up on the dash trying to cover
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: up that boner the majority of that drive.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Then I got to the destination and served a few
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: times with some friends and realized that something was not right.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: A lot of pain. And I remember Dad coming to
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: pick me up from my mate's house and he fucking
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: loves a yarn Jesus Christ, and he started talking to
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: the mom and I'm like, Dad, I'm in fucking pain here,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: it's my nuts and he.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Was like fuck, So he dropped me off to my
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: mum for my mom.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Then to take me to the poor form. I know.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: He was like, I can't handle that sort of stuff.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Within half an hour, I'm in surgery. So six hours
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: a testicle diece, So I'm in surgery, right.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: It's like busters twisted stomach.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I spent what that whole
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: troop was fucked obviously because I had testicles that were
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: fucking massive because they had to cut it open, stitch
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: to the sidewalls, zip me back up, and send me
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: on my way as a fourteen year old boy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: But I knew were and you also had quite big
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: testicles in the first place.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say, so yeah, oh yeah, run with that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But I think it actually happens a lot. But most
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: of the time they untwist naturally. Also, you can have
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: one that hasn't descended yet, but that wasn't the case.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: These are twisted from the way you were seating.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Look, I do have something to admit. No one never
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: told anyone before.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was fourteen and discovering myself.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: So acceptable.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, I think the night or the day before I
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: would have jerked off. I reckon at least ten times.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: What does that have to do with I think I
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: might have vigorously twisted my own testicles without unknowingly, and
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: then I had I blame it on the surfing, but
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I think from memory I may have overindulged in myself
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: as one does, being very modest here as one does.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: And I think, I think that's more O my god,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Surely after five or six there was nothing else. I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: was young and until I was in hospital. Can I
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: just quickly not to really hone in on the self pleasure,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: but like how much time between each one?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Not long, just back to back to batll you what at.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: That age, your recharge rate is very minimal, I reckon.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's what's happened.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: And I more question.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I had a mate that was so just no sympathy whatsoever.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: He would pretend to sackack me afterwards and I would
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: squeeze my together. He was one of my best friends still,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: but like, fuck, what an ass off.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: In a SoC or where was it going the ten times?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I think I was pretty empty by that stage.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: It was just air anyway. So I got what happened
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: is I picked up a little infection in the hospital
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: to not on my nuts. Just I got a boil
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: like on my leg and stuff. And then I got
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: one here, a boil. Yeah, I just got it from
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: the hospital. I keep picked up things in the hospital.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And mom and Dad are like, fuck, what next.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Anyway, one time, and because I was on all these painkillers,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I was so constipated. Right, this is.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: A horrible time in my life.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I'm still jacking off ten times a day as well.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: It increased the pleasure. Anyway. I remember trying to push
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: out this pool so hard ones and the boil on
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: my cheek exploded onto the wall.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Anyway, fucking hell, testicles.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Don't underestimate testicles, everybody. That's what I'm trying to say.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: And he wonders why he has hemorrhoids.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Shush, yeah, I have a lovely stitch down the front
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: of my nuts really separates the two.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Get it out.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, watch on YouTube.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Actually you can't watch on YouTube anymore.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Hey, Matt, I ran into some friends of
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: yours on the weekend. I was in BONDI yeah, sorry,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I couldn't see. No, that's okay. I did give you
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: a warning, but you were busy and my cousin had
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: a gallery opening in the.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Pavilion lovely building and BONDI beautiful and it was.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: It turned out to be a really nice morning because
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: it was draining on and off and then it just
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: went really nice for a couple of hours. So got
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: to go see that. Anyway, we're walking back to the
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: car and I hear this ash melananso Ah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Lovely people, aren't they lovely people?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: So Melonanzo are Matt's friends from the park, from the
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: park that he's you know, grown, they've grown quite close.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Lovely people. They're coming over.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Excuse me what my godson?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your godson is coming to my house for dinner.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: No he's not. Yeah, no, yeah coming and they've got
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: a new bond.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: It was like, you should tell them that you guys
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: are hanging out now.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: But anyway, they ran into them.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: And they looks great because he had a stroke stroke yeah,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: And I was like, don't get up. It was like
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: they came over and I was just like, we're just
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: one of those mornings to get out of the house.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Kids will just running the mark. But anyway, I just
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: thought i'd did you meet my godson that he's asleep?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I don't do babies very often. I actually forgot that
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: they had the child.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, there's your kids, only two.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I will say, just quickly on Melan and soo. I
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: got the gift, got the gift for Marlowe, my god son.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: What can I get my god I want something that's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: a bit of a legacy piece.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: You know, it's not your kid, it's a legacy piece.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: It is my god. He's got to tell of the family,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: the godfather and I maybe jewelry, maybe like a pen.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. What can this child? I don't know. Yeah,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and I was thinking that's not good. Yeah, something like that,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you know, like beautiful. But then you know, no one
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: cares for pens anymore. The pen industry is dying.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bicker really struggling financially.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Thoughts anyone who works at big But then I thought, okay,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: something that's going to be of value when he's older.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I got a membership to the SCGH, Great Sydney Cricket
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Ground for also, I believe gets you tickets to Alliance
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Stadium next door. I think I think there's also a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: gym there. He said, this kid, but the wait time
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: is sixteen years, so you have to pay. It's like
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: an amount of money. It's something huge. We pay every
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: year to renew being on the wait list, and the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: only issue was there was two options, one off payment
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: or the automatic renewal, and the automatic renewal the website
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't working, so I was like, I'll do the one
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: off payment. They email you when it's about to expire.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: If it expires, you're back to the end of the queue.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Very stressful.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Do your kids have this?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: No, but.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Like, fack my kids. That guy's kid.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: So if you want to, oh, that's true. I actually
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: should get it for like one of our because if
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you get one person's a member, you get think three
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: or four ticket to games for free.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: It's at the MCG. It's like fifty year wait.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get born here.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: It's great. I should do it for like one person
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: in the family. Yeah, but like that's.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: The thing, the pressure of we have to use this
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: now because of all the years of paying for it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: That's just buy a ticket to go to the game
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: when the game comes up that you want to go to.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: You're right, but I get the prestige if I'm a
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: bit but.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so one day when he turns sixteen, hopefully I've
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: had the renewal automated.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Can I ask how much?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: It's about fifty bucks a year.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: It's not too bad.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: So seen what let's go over here.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: You're nearly talking about one thousand dollars over over twenty years.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about seven hundred bucks.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: And at what point did say that kid gets to
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: an age and you're like, hey, do you know what
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I did when you're a child and he's not into
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: sport whatsoever?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Well, then Melan ends I can use it and then
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: get the nice gym.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Fair Okay, all right, so it's a good gift for
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: the family.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I was expecting more of a reaction from the two
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I was deep in thought actually, because I was
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: gifted this myself.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Wait what yes, wait for the SCG.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to be a member.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: You what happened?
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Well, I've moved away and also I had kids, and
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: then I realized I probably wouldn't be able to go,
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: so I had to cancel that membership.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: But I got it as a GIF.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: You canceled the membership that people are waiting sixteen.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Years, but then someone else gets an opportunity.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Look, very good point.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: As I said, it wasn't something I took lightly.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: But when you're paying that, well, it sounds like you did.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: No because I waited so long to get on that
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: and like I had to.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Get in with other members for ages until I could
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: finally be a member. But I think I got it
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: for like my eighteenth birthday present. But mom and dad
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: must have applied for it when I was like.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: What are you paying when you actually got the membership?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: How much is it?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I can't remember, but it was like a couple of hundred.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: The argument you're given this kid a bill. That's what
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: you're giving really something to pay?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you, but it is It is fun when you're.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: There, though, I mean, it's definitely like a different present.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe when he grows up he's like really into it
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: and paid off and you guys go together.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: So it's really about you. Yes, yeah, I start the
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: story with that. I'm more on board.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: But that just makes me sound like a bit of
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: a tear.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: There was a moment in the middle of the night
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: that made me smile. Obviously, kids in and out of
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: my bed in the middle of the night, which is so.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Your own kids.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Let me clear that right up, my own children where
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, stay in your own bed, and they come
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: into our bed in the middle of the night. But
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I had a night the other night where Oscar came
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: in quite early in comparison and went to sleep, was fine,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: no worries, and then we were I was trying to
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: get to always struggle to get to sleep, and I
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: get frustrated, especially when there's a kid. I can't get
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: to sleep without a kid in there the best of times,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: let alone. When there's a kid in there, I quite
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: enjoy it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I can't, yeah, because it's yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: But also he's like quite hyperactive sleeper. You can see
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: he's ticking over all the time, and I was like
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: getting a little bit frustrated or whatever. And then he
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: started laughing in his sleep, and I was like, that's weird.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: But then I sort of had a moment to myself
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: where hanging to say, he's asleep, okay, and instead of
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: having nightmares about bad things that are happening, he's actually laughing.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: And it made me think.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: About the environment that I'm bringing him up in and
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: that it's all fun.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: And I kind of felt like I like the idea of.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Him not having a nightmare, but him having a dream
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: where he actually has a laugh.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck. Yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I was so frustrated in the moment, but then that
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: happened and I was like, oh, fuck, you know, and
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: it kind of made me think, well, maybe we are
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: doing a decent job. Absolutely, And it was like just
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: a little moment that I thought I didn't want to
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: let get away, that I had to record it so
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: that I could look back on it and go, Okay, Well,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: in that moment, I felt like he was so comfortable
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: in his surroundings and where he lives, and how safe
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: he might have felt, and he's not having bad thoughts
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: in bad dreams. He's actually having a great time. And
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: that made me feel really good.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: So I just thought I wanted to tell you I
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: think it's a beautiful thing.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: And then he screamed no, he did you ask him.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: What he was dreaming about?
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: No.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: The next I remember, April was like, I was laughing
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: last time, and I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, he
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: was laughing, and I actually had a giggle because I
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: was laughing about how hysterically he was laughing.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Did you record his laughing?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just was in the moment, which
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: is not like me. I'm usually just like no, it
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You're like oh.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, get out of the actually you can stay.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: But then April was like yeah he was at him.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I was like yeah, and I was like gig along
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: with him. And then he just went just obviously went
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: to sleep. It must be nice, Yeah, it must be nice.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I was up for another two hours after that thinking
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: about it. But it was like just one of those
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: moments that you don't get a lot of as a
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: parent because it's such a thankless job majority of the time,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: and you'll go all day, all night forcing your kids
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: to say thank you for everything that you give them,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: and then when something like that happens Dar the night
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: that's completely unconscious because he's unconscious to sleep, and I
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: would love to know what he's laughing about, but he doesn't.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: He doesn't remember remember any of it.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I know you hate receiving compliments, so I'll make this
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: very quick, but you are a really amazing dad.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, thank you you are. I hate me.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: You're doing a great job.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you, you too, you too.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: You should you should really know that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I'm and April will tell you me intimes.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: How fucking hard of myself. I am all the time
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: about it, because I mean, we're gonna have jen on thankfully,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: But like I mean, a lot of the time, I
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: sort of finished the day thinking about however I acted,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: was that correct? And I'm pulling myself up so much
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: with things like just the way my tone is about something,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: that the way that I talk to them accidentally, and
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like shit, and it's like, fuck you just I
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: suppose you just in survival mode so much of the day. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: thank you. That means a lot because I do. I
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: am really really hard on myself and I spend a
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: lot of time in my own head having conversations that
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: are relentless. So it's like, I thank you, but good moment,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I wanted to get it down on recording,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: so I have it forever and I love that. I
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: love that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash, who was in the wrong here? All right,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: lad on, me go play you a video.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I love visuals.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: There are two people. There are two camps.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Don't spoil it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: There are two camps here. Both could be innocent. So
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the video, Ash, and then I'll get
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: your thoughts okay right afterwards, So that's okay. That's right.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: So it is a couple who were together. I don't know,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: it could be their first pregnancy. They're doing a gender
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: reveal on a public jetty.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it says here you're just trying to film your
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: gender rule before the sun sets. That's good. That's what
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: it's like having a child. They just do whatever they
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: want around you and don't listen. And then another guy, So.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: The couple doing a gender reveal, and they've got a
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: beautiful set up here, there's like on a jetty, white sheets,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: they've got flowers, there's a cake as obvious, and then
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the gender reveal will be the like the champagne flute
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: into the cake to see what I'm guessing, to see
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: what color the cake is. And there's a guy who's
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: on a foil board who's trying to launch off the jetty.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: It's just like having a toddler immediately, So get used
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Like literally, it's just like you're trying to do something serious, like, mam,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: what's this?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you've got to do a gender reveal,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you run the risk doing anything in public, you run
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the risk. Who do you think is at fault? Is
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: it the couple doing the gender reveal or is it
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: the guy on the foil board.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why there needs to be of anyone
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: at fault because it is in public. You're at a
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: public jetty, you're doing your thing. I don't know exactly
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: what he said, because it's obviously you can see he's
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: trying to get out of there as quick as you
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: can too.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: To launch a foil board, watch this will put it
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: on there. But you've got to like hold the board
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: like push off, and it's got to have a certain
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: amount of speed for the foil to kick in, and
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: then you've got to stand on the foil board.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: So he goes through the launch and he falls off,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: So he's like, sorry, you.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Got to like paddle back, go back on the jetty,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: do another launch. Sun is setting a lot of pressure.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Could you not just say.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Learn somewhere else?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: No?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I think the guy who the foil rider could say, hey,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I'll give you guys, you've got six minutes to film
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: your bit, yeah, and then I'm going to launch.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Also, where does it end? Like, where does it end?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Where You've got to accommodate every what everyone else is
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: doing before you can actually do what you're doing, Because
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: like he's gone down there. He doesn't know. He didn't
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: go down there intentionally trying to ruin whatever's happening.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: We don't know that.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: But I think there's enough time in that video. I
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: can see it is sunny setting, but there's time there
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: for that guy to get his thing done.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: And what's priority the gender reveal on sunset, Golden Hour
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: lighting or the foil board launching depends how you ask
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I reckon for me. For me, I would take the
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Priori has to go to the gender reveal.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think either get the priority. I don't know.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: This is a weird one for me because I think
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: it's a public jeddy.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You run the risk we said that.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I think maybe a little bit more.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: From the guy trying to paddleboard, maybe just a little
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: bit more like grace in terms of like, oh, I'll
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: come back, maybe like you said, But I don't think
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: he needs to say anything right, So maybe there is
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: some intrusiveness there. But at the same time, if you're
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: doing something public that you can't expect it to be perfect,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Like like when people film in the gym and it's
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: like someone walks in front because it's a public gym
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: and it's the same thing. I think it's like you
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: could see by that he was trying to.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Get it done and get out of the way.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, you can see like the way he's doing it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I'll be really quick and it is really and cuts
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: his leg and you can't help help me.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: But I think like maybe he could have been like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: you guys, get first. You're running the risk in public.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Anything could happen. A fucking boat could go past, and
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: someone could be like, oh, dick, you know you can't
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: you can't control that.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I think gender reveals should be treated with the utmost
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: respect by the public. No, I think that's not I
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: think you should be allowed to drop in a gender
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: reveal at any location in the public domain and it
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: should stop traffic.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: No. Nah, I think that's it's a gender reveal.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: It's one of these moments for repairing.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that guy could have easily been like, hey,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: you're on a public jetty which is used for this.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: You're running the risk public exactly right. So I think
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: it's like they could have.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Been a fisherman in the background.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like they don't leave.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Like so, for example, when I proposed to my wife
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: was on the top of this mountain called Twin Peaks
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: in San Francisco. Okay, the cab drive one of these
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: places where the cab you take you need to pay
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: that guy to hang around because you can't get a
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: cab up there.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know that I'm trying to propose, but he
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: just will not leave us alone. Okay, he just all
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: of a sudden turned to this two guy because he's like,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I'm being paid to be up I'm not gonna sit
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: like I'm going to enjoy it as well. Whatever.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could you not say to him, like, good proposal?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Now, once he sort of got a little bit far away,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I got it done.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: But then he was fucking crying.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: He was a part of it.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: But did you get him to film?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? No?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: We had friends with us, We had friends with this.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they knew what was happening, and we were all like, oh,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: anyway that he was like in and around it all
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: as well, and it was kind of intrusive. But at
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: the same time, I'm like, I'm doing this in public. Okay,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I can't say to people I have no you can
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: ask no.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: I just think that I don't.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: One moment that you can where's my right to tell
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: you to stop doing what you're doing. I think I
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: would hate if someone told me to stop doing what
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I'm doing, because they're my choices.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Like if someone was like if someone said to me, hey, dude,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just about to do this proposal, could you just
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: give me five I'd be like, fuck, yeah.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Fine, fine. I think what's not necessary is you posting
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: it for Clout. That's what I think. I think humans
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: are going to be humans. And you could see that
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: there was communication. He communicated and they communicated back. They
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: could have easily said, hey, can we have five minutes? Okay,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: and he probably would have gone totally. But whatever the
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: has happened there, they felt the need to post that
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: for Clout. I think that's the real fucking problem. Like,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: if you're if you're so worried about one person in
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: public doing a revealed that you're going to post it
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: for thousands millions of people to see, you've lost all
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: right to privacy. I agree.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I also don't know why you wouldn't have a moment
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: like that in private.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I just think because it's on the water, guys, Yeah,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: on the water at sunset. I get it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: A photography, but like, I know, that's a beautiful setting.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I never made a big deal this guy who at
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: our at the proposal, right, he kind of made it
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: about him in a way, but I still at the
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: same time, he has free will, right, And I wasn't like, oh,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: can you believe this curve drop? No, I'm like, now, whatever,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: it was part of the story. Now for me, I
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: think it's a bit rich to complain about it and
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: then post it online.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, But I think in terms of that situation,
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: like we all exist in the world together. If we
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: want to do things that like trench on each other's space,
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: it's just a conversation.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. It's like when it's like when you
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: go to a tourist attraction and someone's like they're like,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: can you get out of the way, I'm trying to
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: take a photo. It's like, bitch, we're all trying to
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: take a fucking photo because it's tourist attraction.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Gender revealing or proposal. Then fuck off.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: No. But I just think it's like people are just
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: so entitled to, oh, we got this Jedti because we're
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: having a thing, So you can't do what the Jedty's
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: probably been put in here to fucking do because this
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: guy's it's his hobby, you know what I mean.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I just wish the public would all appreciate and take
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: more notice of gender reveals.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Because they are you're just rage bating.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Moving right along, how shu it is time for this?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Tell me loud, tell me little segment of parental Lives,
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  Speaker 2: When life gives you laundry, keep up with capsules, and
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I will say say it, Ash, I will say this please.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Without a lot of these lies, parenting would be a
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  Speaker 2: lot messier.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I use.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Him to keep the house clean.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And a little reminder, Ash that we do have one
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: winner from these lies. When we read them all out,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: we will select one and one only to receive a
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: prize pack.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, and what a prize pack? It is? Well said,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I will say, you want to go first? Women go first?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: You go first, my friend?
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: All right? This one's from CALLI. All right, thank you, Kelly.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Sorry call I Kaylee, Kaylee.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I think that's right, Ka Haley, Kylie, Kahlee.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: How is it spelled k A?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I h sorry double e.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Lot of owls in this name. Can I buy it out? No,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: you've got them already.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. I showed my child a picture of Voldemort and
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: told him he lost his nose from picking it to him.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Oh that's actual pretty good.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: That's clever considering that it would cause ninemares though, But whatever. Anyway,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: you're out. What do you got?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: This is from Karen, Hello kart spelled.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: No, we don't do it with every day Karen. How
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: are you? She says, if you don't wear your beanie
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: in the wind, your hair will blow off and you'll
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: be baled. No one wants that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: It's the little ones that I love the most, where
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: it's like so simple that a parent's gone.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: It is hard to get a beanie on though. Yeah,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: the wind at the moment brutal takes. This one's from Jamie,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: but it's spelt differently. Go on, I actually do want
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: to know j A.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I am I jamar Jami j I don't know whatever,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: we'll figure it out.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: If I got it wrong, I'm sorry.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: We get a lot of names here.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: We get him wrong all the time. If he wants
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: us to buy one more monster truck, it means we
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: will have to sell the house.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Is that what you want? Yeah, you want to be homeless?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: And for what a monster truck?
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I know, I do it with food.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, well we won't get to eat then.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I do. I can't wait for the day that my
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: kids understand the concept of money. Because Marley was like, oh,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I just want some I want some reading glasses because
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I think they look cool. Some kids have glasses. And
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, who's going to pay for that? And
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: she's like you are And I'm like you with what money?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't know, just get some more.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: I know, no idea.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm running.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I'm running out of it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: And she's like, well, how much is left? And I'm like,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: not a lot. It's running pretty dry.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Trying to as Oscar was like, I can't. I think
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I told you it was a cot was thirty dollars
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: for a Like, oh my god, it's not. It's not.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Oh we go we can we buy something.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: She doesn't work like that.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this name is a tricky one. Ash Yeah, Sonia, Sonia, Sonya, Sonya, Sonya, Sonia. Okay, Okay,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: So she's like this one's about the nonas.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Oh on brand.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Here he is on topic. Look at you're getting it close.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: So Nona told us that there are were in the
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: trees and they come out at nighttime and they'll take
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: us after dark.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's nothing like the threat of impending
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: kidnapping that really gets a kid moving.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I told you had they not as you're gonna watch
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: out for them brutal and then but imagine if like
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you're having a nice dinner and you gotta like walk
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: home and the parents would be like, what the fuck
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: is Cindy? The why is Sonia so scared? Because of
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: the mother?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: The witches are in the trees?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: What are you talking abouts? Are like.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: They would match those hats too, I reckon little Nanas
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: staring apart the old witch's hat. Stephanie getting my kids
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: to leave anywhere by telling them that our dog is
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: waiting for us.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: She definitely isn't She hates the kids, but they.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Feel bad for making her feel lonely, so they do it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Oh that's kind of sweet.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: That is clever. I know. When we get home, the
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: dogs like you guys again, we have to get back
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: because the bus.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: How about yeah?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Use it? Yeah, it's a good one that's my favorite
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: so far.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: We'll say, oh, I think you like this one. This
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: one is I'm going to say the favorite to win.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Not to talk from Maddie. She says, I feel like
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: this is something you would do. Ash Dad used to
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: give us sleeping pills when we said we couldn't sleep.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I found out in my twenties that would just fight
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: him and c.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good classic kisser idiot.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I ete that one.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, I go on, I go, I gotta, I go.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Is that abuse? Potentially?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Potentially I gave us sleeping pills? I thought, oh fuck?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: And then imagine if in front of other parents, the
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: kids are like, Dad, here's a couple of those pills
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Hero Orange ones.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: You got the pill con.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: This one's from Ashley.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: You're not going to guess how she spelled Ashley.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: A s H l E y wrong.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I g H close, I g H.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: That's a mistake.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: That's long.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: She really wanted that extra syllable.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: That's what come on, Ashley.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: She tells her kids, don't worry, Daddy won't be long
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: in the toilet. Straight up. So we have to choose
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: a prize pack?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Can I do to squeeze one?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: More.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Squeeze when I squeeze one more, okay, man, because it's
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the Jmi Jmi.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: This is I got a Jmi. Who's your Jmi?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: How do you spell yours?
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: J A?
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I am I my mind's j y am I.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: This is a stitch.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: We're getting stitch regularly. This is like, just tell them
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: it's from someone else.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Jmi so told her kids that she was allergic to cats.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: She's not. She just she just hated me. True, she
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: just hated and didn't want them to ask for one.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Fair enough. I mean it works. Yeah, it's not my favorite.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I will die if I see a cat. Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I would be more dramatic and be like, you don't
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: you don't want to see what happens.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Expands, I can't breathe. You don't want to see it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: They'll suffo at you in your sleep. That's what I
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: was telling. Hey, we need to choose a winner of
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: this Omo Prize pack, and you choose one. Look, if
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to choose one, I'm going with Stephanie. What Yeah,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Yeahie lying at the dog. The dog mainly because we
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: all know the dog hates the kids being in the
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: house and the lie being so completely contradicting to the
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: actual situation. Really, I really like that sort of stuff.
• 55:34
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• 55:38
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• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Without these lies, our houses and our lives be one
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: hell of a mess.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Well said Ash. I always agree with you when you're.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Right, which is all the time.
• 55:56
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• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's going to be riveting stuff.
• 56:13
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• 56:15
  Speaker 1: being like I'd love my husband to be educated, good news,
• 56:17
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• 56:18
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• 56:20
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