Latest / PONDIS PODCAST / HOW MY NUDES LEAKED WHILE IN QATAR
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Hello, hello people, welcome to today's recording. Hello, how are you?
- 0:10Speaker 2: You are dancing like a child. How are you? I
- 0:13Speaker 2: want to dance with you. I will continue to dance
- 0:21Speaker 2: with you.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Pondis Podcast.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Playing on my background, Ningoma, amazing sana. Yo, I love
- 0:45Speaker 1: this song deadly. The song is.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Called Usiende Mbali. Featured, oh, ni Juliana Kanyamuzi featuring Bushoke.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Usiende Mbali.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, this was the song of the day
- 0:56Speaker 2: back there now. I remember, I don't know if, okay,
- 1:01Speaker 2: this song actually was from the time Juliana was a
- 1:05Speaker 2: judge at TPF.
- 1:07Speaker 1: This song is banger deadly.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Either way, ladies and gentlemen, we are coming to you
- 1:11Speaker 2: live direct and exclusively from Wampi.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Hello. Let's go.
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- 1:35Speaker 1: Alright.
- 1:36Speaker 2: You guys.
- 1:36Speaker 1: In case you're not ready, we are ready. We are here.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Beeps.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Hello, hello, hello, producer. You ready? I mean, you ready?
- 1:49Speaker 1: You babes, Tuko, Tuko, you ready, you guys?
- 1:52Speaker 2: This is still Tuko Season 26. We have not recorded
- 1:56Speaker 2: for a couple of days. Yo, but this is Season 26,
- 1:59Speaker 2: Episode 9.
- 2:01Speaker 1: We are on. They call me VDJ Kevo Pondis, a.k.a.
- 2:05Speaker 1: If you are here, I'm here. Let's do this.
- 2:06Speaker 2: And today in the pod, you guys, totally amazing center
- 2:10Speaker 2: coming through. Yo, Bila Ku Waste Time producer, hit that
- 2:14Speaker 2: thing too. If you're able to like admire yourself.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Intimately, that's self love. Oh my God. I would have
- 2:44Speaker 1: advertised all the toys, even the beads. That's crazy.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Electric engineering commanding an electric post in Texas.
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- 4:08Speaker 2: six two six three kamakawa kamadawa playing on the bender
- 4:12Speaker 2: yo you song an amazing love song you game Konza
- 4:19Speaker 2: the first beat, producer can you allow me just to
- 4:22Speaker 2: start the song kidogo? Siko ni me look but we
- 4:25Speaker 2: can do it from here.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Akuna place kuhi song unibamba deadly ah. The first beat
- 4:32Speaker 2: of the song apwa. Let's do this.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Let's do this.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Deka una vodeka kama mtoto.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Let's do this.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Your love is an amazing thing, ladies and gentlemen.
- 4:50Speaker 1: So, I gave a story. Kutu in Qatar. Yo, guy.
- 5:14Speaker 2: Kidogu, kidogu tu niki fika pale kwenye my WhatsApp, yo, guy.
- 5:17Speaker 2: I'm getting another confession. Ladies and gentlemen, in. Still tu
- 5:23Speaker 2: ko Qatar, yo, guy. Elo kombia Qatar kuna mambo. Ladies
- 5:26Speaker 2: and gentlemen, boys and girls, iweze. Freaking tender.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Sana. Yo, so today, story tuye leo tuongo. Mko Shambamba.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Demotu tamuta nani? Rodissa, give me a name.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, as my producer, you know, I realized
- 5:48Speaker 2: my producer has a lot of names like Wakili, Super, Raka, Raka. So,
- 5:55Speaker 2: if you give him a name, he starts to load it.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Shout out to my two amazing producers, Vin and Kim,
- 6:02Speaker 2: doing an amazing work on the other side. Vin is
- 6:05Speaker 2: the name of Vincent, you guys. But I don't know
- 6:08Speaker 2: if you can say Vincent with a very old name.
- 6:10Speaker 1: You guys. So, the mood for today. Damn, I'm freaking surfing.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Damn.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Damn, we're going to call her Cheryl. We're not going
- 6:19Speaker 1: to call her Cheryl.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Cheryl is going to burn. Let me just produce a
- 6:30Speaker 2: little bit. I want to find an amazing name. So,
- 6:35Speaker 2: let's get it right now, right now, on track, peeps.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Nisaizi quickly tu o tu wangu. My producer is loading
- 6:42Speaker 2: the name, but as you load the name, kumbuka lewo,
- 6:45Speaker 2: story lewo, bado tuko Katar yu guy. Eh, Katar kuna
- 6:48Speaker 2: confessions mingi that we need to talk about. Eh, juna
- 6:53Speaker 2: ingega pale mainewa ya Katar. Nimi notice actually kuna usherati
- 6:58Speaker 2: mobi ufanyika Katar. But right about now, ladies and gentlemen,
- 7:01Speaker 2: let me get a name, eh. I'm having a lot.
- 7:04Speaker 1: I'm having a lot. I'm having a lot. I'm having
- 7:07Speaker 1: a lot. I'm having a lot.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Babes, ladies and gentlemen, Florence Akupale Katar, you guys. She's
- 7:31Speaker 2: an amazing, amazing domestic help in Katar. She's an amazing
- 7:35Speaker 2: domestic help in Katar. So, one thing I'm buying is
- 7:42Speaker 2: constant yoga. So, the mutu flow in Qatar is like this.
- 7:46Speaker 2: You know, but then I noticed, okay, I don't know
- 7:49Speaker 2: how true it is, but for all the women, or
- 7:52Speaker 2: all the people actually who I'm talking to in Qatar,
- 8:08Speaker 2: If you're not getting laid, or if you don't get
- 8:10Speaker 2: someone to lay you deadly, someone to kill you deadly,
- 8:14Speaker 2: it means you only have one option, and that option
- 8:18Speaker 2: is one. The option is to beat the shit out
- 8:20Speaker 2: of you. The option is to kill you deadly. Ladies
- 8:25Speaker 2: and gentlemen, the motiflow, even the motiflow, the motiflow over
- 8:29Speaker 2: there in Qatar, he's beating the shit out of you deadly.
- 8:33Speaker 2: But the thing that we hate deadly, apart from missing
- 8:36Speaker 2: family and friends here, is Kutu Deadly. Hey, Kutu is
- 8:39Speaker 2: beating him up, that guy. And then there's something bad
- 8:42Speaker 2: like you're used to, you're used to beating up sticks,
- 8:45Speaker 2: and then, little by little, it becomes another iPad. Haha!
- 8:49Speaker 2: That guy, hey, you want, that guy, you want action. So,
- 8:54Speaker 2: this guy is over there in Qatar, he's calling himself Deadly. Ah,
- 8:57Speaker 2: and because action doesn't work, that guy, he opts to
- 9:01Speaker 2: kill that guy.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Haha!
- 9:10Speaker 2: So, because he's dead, Demo has one option. And this
- 9:14Speaker 2: option is very simple. You're with me.
- 9:17Speaker 1: You're ready. You're ready.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Let's do this. Yo, he goes online. You know, online,
- 9:25Speaker 2: you go in and you meet two or three people.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Others can't offer the action. Others, little by little, they
- 9:32Speaker 2: can't offer the action. But either way, Katika rakati yake online.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Kuna boy flani mkenya. Boy liko na jua Florence for
- 9:42Speaker 2: quite some time. Ni kawa liko na juana huku Kenya
- 9:45Speaker 2: before Florence aende Qatar. U boy for the purpose of
- 9:49Speaker 2: the story today tuta muita Deno. Deno ni boy wetu
- 9:53Speaker 2: amazing sana. Kidiana mali freaking safi pia. Nikita na meweza
- 9:57Speaker 2: kompigo tena sana.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Na nadhani.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Today we are going to talk about Deno. Deno is
- 9:53Speaker 2: an amazing guy. He is really good. I think he
- 9:56Speaker 2: has been able to compete a lot. And I think
- 10:00Speaker 2: he was... Flo was from Kenya. I think Deno was
- 10:04Speaker 2: with Katia. They were flirting. So when Flo went to Qatar,
- 10:09Speaker 2: he killed himself. So I think Deno saw an opportunity there. So,
- 10:13Speaker 2: you know, there's a way that when you're in love,
- 10:16Speaker 2: you can send some dollar bills, you guys.
- 10:18Speaker 1: In case you don't know, now you know. You guys.
- 10:23Speaker 2: So, then they started chatting. And I asked them, excuse me,
- 10:26Speaker 2: you're crying so much. I don't know if it's just
- 10:29Speaker 2: you or if it's just the way you're going. I
- 10:32Speaker 2: told them, you know, maybe it's just work. I'm busy,
- 10:35Speaker 2: but I'm here. It's not bad. So, they started chatting deadly.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Naka kuna kitu bui wetu omeiva deadly. Omeiva ni kuflat
- 10:42Speaker 2: you guy. Nakombia napigya flat ingine.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Ude makotu. Oh my God. You guy. Edo kombia. So peeps.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Deno kanza kutota flow pala kwenye text messages there. Kidogo
- 10:58Speaker 2: kidogo e na mvoice call. Yani Deno liko na time.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Nakombia Deno liko na chiza the long freaking game. Aliko
- 11:04Speaker 2: na time. Mana create time. Uko masasita na mvoice call time.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Dema memaliza joba kio kwa room. In case you don't know,
- 11:10Speaker 2: now you know. Then he said, you pips, I told
- 11:42Speaker 2: you Dems, I told you Kutu is killing Denny. Then
- 11:46Speaker 2: he saw Denny's face, it was as big as fuck.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Then Denny started to hit him. That is the right word,
- 11:54Speaker 2: he started to hit him.
- 11:56Speaker 1: He hit him with some.
- 12:00Speaker 2: You might tease someone by using like, maybe your dick
- 12:03Speaker 2: is bald because you're in a box or shorts. They
- 12:05Speaker 2: tell you they're teasing. So they start calling you on
- 12:09Speaker 2: video calls, they start being intimate. They start calling you
- 12:13Speaker 2: on video calls.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Yoga.
- 12:17Speaker 2: The person at least, he's calling you live, live yoga.
- 12:21Speaker 2: He's looking here, here. And this is something that... He's
- 12:26Speaker 2: seeing what he, like, you know, him kinyongeshana kwa video call. Hey, stuff,
- 12:30Speaker 2: ni crazy, ni amazing. Yo, so, video calls, ika anza
- 12:34Speaker 2: kuwa amazing paale usikuza kinyongeshana. Na demotu flow, ika anza
- 12:39Speaker 2: ku fall deeply in love, eh. Na boyotu deno, eh. No, deno, deno,
- 12:44Speaker 2: oliko na flat neck wa Kenya. So, pia pa Katar,
- 12:47Speaker 2: demsa menza ku fallia boyotu.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Did we?
- 12:50Speaker 2: So, each and every day, if I get time, I
- 12:52Speaker 2: make a love video call to Juliana Harley. And, Denon
- 12:56Speaker 2: told me he was the long-term you guy. Denon started to,
- 13:00Speaker 2: you know, like, he was calling her early in the morning.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Hey, how's work doing?
- 13:05Speaker 2: We'll chat soon. And, Denon was feeling like, yo, oh,
- 13:10Speaker 2: my God. Denon was in love deadly.
- 13:12Speaker 1: My man. Hello. So, video calls to Juliana Harley. One, two, three. Ah, time, ah,
- 13:23Speaker 1: you know, there's a lady who's in love with you, guy,
- 13:25Speaker 1: and she just wants this thing, and she wants to
- 13:27Speaker 1: please you deadly. So, our lady, ah, our lady, what's
- 13:33Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Flo.
- 13:35Speaker 2: She started using our girls' videos. Ah, there, she set
- 13:40Speaker 2: up a phone in a place in the bathroom. She
- 13:43Speaker 2: uses her videos to hide her boobs, but she uses
- 13:46Speaker 2: them to view freaking ones. Chukorada, So, mostly, per day,
- 14:12Speaker 2: Either way, peeps, that is not the issue. So, see, demotu,
- 14:40Speaker 2: video maviwansi zina kamkam apa mchana, usikuwa na maliza deadly
- 14:45Speaker 2: na bongela video calls.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Yo, na hii pata ni kasonga.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Dema kanzaga kujitumatuma, sometimes pia na shtuwa boyu waki apa,
- 14:55Speaker 2: end month, dema na mtumieta ta umili tatu, you know,
- 14:59Speaker 2: ya kujibamba deadly.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Alo?
- 15:02Speaker 2: Boyu wetu deno wakajambia, see, I can't get more from you, mdem,
- 15:05Speaker 2: vila mini kufa deadly.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Alo?
- 15:09Speaker 2: So, Daniel kept asking for money. Oh, baby, my business
- 15:14Speaker 2: is not doing well. You know, these are all the
- 15:17Speaker 2: reasons that you can imagine.
- 15:19Speaker 1: So, Daniel was saying, Daniel, how's business? I'm doing this
- 15:22Speaker 1: and this. I'm doing this and this. I'm doing this
- 15:24Speaker 1: and this.
- 15:24Speaker 2: I'm doing this and this. I'm doing this and this.
- 15:26Speaker 2: I'm doing this and this. I don't know what happened
- 15:36Speaker 2: between Denon and Flo. Maybe Flo started to find someone
- 15:41Speaker 2: else to help him kill Deadly. You guys, don't judge
- 15:46Speaker 2: our Demutu, Flo. So, little by little, Demutu started to
- 15:52Speaker 2: fall in love with someone else. So, at that time,
- 15:55Speaker 2: Demutu was with Time Moba, our amazing boy, Denon. He
- 16:03Speaker 2: didn't want to call. So, you know, it's like an
- 16:06Speaker 2: amazing long-distance relationship. And I'm telling him, baby, I'm calling you.
- 16:13Speaker 2: You're busy. You don't get time for me. And then
- 16:16Speaker 2: I'm telling him, I'm busy.
- 16:18Speaker 1: You're busy.
- 16:19Speaker 2: And then they started to understand. But as days progressed,
- 16:25Speaker 2: their calls reduced. Texts, little by little, once in a while, Kidogo, kidogo,
- 16:33Speaker 2: siku fulani tu, Deno, wameka. Demo, kwa mbe, ini anji? Ah,
- 16:37Speaker 2: mi na cheki, ah, we just end our relationship, ni, ni, ni. Yo,
- 16:43Speaker 2: because ni kani me pata mtu mungine. Nakombia, Deno, ali, jam!
- 16:50Speaker 1: You guy. And guess what? You guy. Si mna kumuka, Demo,
- 16:55Speaker 1: aliko natuma two V1s.
- 16:57Speaker 3: Alone.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Na i V1s, iko, ali, na face, you guy, pala, kio,
- 17:00Speaker 1: kwa shower, na bath, ni.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Ni, ni, ni.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Guess what? Our boy Deno.
- 17:07Speaker 2: He was recording those V1s with another phone.
- 17:10Speaker 1: You guy. You guy.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Deno was recording. That's what I'm saying. When you use
- 17:19Speaker 2: a nude, make sure your face doesn't appear in that nude.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Whether you're using V1s or something, make sure your face
- 17:26Speaker 2: is never there.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Bah ha.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Hello.
- 17:30Speaker 1: You peeps.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Hello, hello, are you with me? She was recording with
- 17:36Speaker 2: another phone. She was recording the whole thing. She was
- 17:41Speaker 2: recording the whole thing. She was recording the whole thing.
- 17:44Speaker 2: She was recording the whole thing. She was recording the
- 17:47Speaker 2: whole thing. She was recording the whole thing. Demutu Flo,
- 18:03Speaker 2: he was so innocent. He didn't know what he was doing.
- 18:07Speaker 2: He didn't know what he was recording. During that time,
- 18:10Speaker 2: back and forth, you guys. Today, Demutu Flo met a trend.
- 18:17Speaker 2: His news was on Telegram, you guys.
- 18:23Speaker 1: You guys.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Flo is in Katara and his phone is ringing deadly
- 18:28Speaker 2: with his Kenyan friends. Other house helps in Katara. It's
- 18:33Speaker 2: like house helps in Katara. I'm talking to my subgroup.
- 18:36Speaker 2: I'm talking to my updates. I'm chatting. Other house helps
- 18:42Speaker 2: are telling me, Flo, you know a little bit of
- 18:45Speaker 2: the videos are online. I'm telling you, Flo is dead.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Nudes zake zilikuwa zimetandikuwa. Pale konyo Telegram dead likuwa mpigo
- 18:57Speaker 2: tena sana. Yonojo vile Telegram nudes usonga kusonga.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Alo!
- 19:05Speaker 2: Na hivyo, Dodi Motiflow alipata nudes zake online zina trend
- 19:09Speaker 2: kuwa mpigo tena sana. Sturele yukua na mbue mbue, but
- 19:14Speaker 2: sturele unataka yukua na lesson moja. Ukituma nudes, kumbuka no face,
- 19:19Speaker 2: no case. No face, no kiss.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Deadly. Be careful. I know.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I know. So, make sure. In case. Make sure your
- 19:37Speaker 2: face doesn't appear in it.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Either way, ladies and gentlemen.
- 19:41Speaker 2: That is the story of the mwetum. He told me
- 19:44Speaker 2: his story. But even though he cut his hair. His
- 19:47Speaker 2: nudes are on the telegram. Hello, I am the Black Mesa.
- 20:05Speaker 2: To all the ladies.
- 20:06Speaker 1: To all the men. I love you all. I love
- 20:11Speaker 1: you all. I love you all. I love you all.
- 20:29Speaker 1: What is up, gentlemen?
- 20:30Speaker 2: That is episode 9 of season 26. Welcome to the video.
- 20:34Speaker 2: I'm Kevo Pondis. See you on the next episode, peeps.
- 20:39Speaker 2: This is Noma Binoma.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Hello. Playing on my background, that is Juliana Ngoma.
- 20:46Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite songs ever. In the meantime,
- 20:52Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, we are out and about Kamakawa. This
- 20:56Speaker 2: is Pondis Podcast. We have real, authentic Kenyan stories.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Actually, I do.
- 21:06Speaker 2: If you're able to, like, admire yourself intimately, that's self-love.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I would have advertised all the toys,
- 21:16Speaker 1: even the beads. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Electric engineering commanding an electric post in Texas.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I mean.
- 21:33Speaker 2: On this podcast, where we give you nothing but the truth.