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Son of a Boy Dad #204 ft. ANUS · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 11: So what got you guys into podcasting? Had you guys
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  Speaker 11: start this ship? I never was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and every every episode it's a journey with you guys.
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  Speaker 4: No, when I saw that Sas reached out like begging
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  Speaker 3: It did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, well yeah, happy to have you guys on then excited.
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  Speaker 3: To be here either this or ten OnlyFans girls, So
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  Speaker 3: why are you a whore? What happened in your childhood
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  Speaker 3: that made you this way? It probably was something.
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  Speaker 11: Well they probably got. I don't know, Francis. I feel
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  Speaker 11: like you have a good ass story to tell us.
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  Speaker 8: I was flying here this morning and went to the
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  Speaker 8: Delta Lounge. I know, I always bring this stuff.
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  Speaker 12: Are you diamond?
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  Speaker 8: As I was as I was walking out, I saw Charlemagne, the.
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  Speaker 11: God no.
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  Speaker 8: Brilliant, and he was sitting down and he was sitting
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  Speaker 8: with two women, and I think one of them might
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  Speaker 8: have been They might have been his publicists or maybe
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  Speaker 8: his members of his team, or maybe one of them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Charlemagne.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's a common.
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  Speaker 8: But I saw him and he saw me, and.
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  Speaker 12: He was like Francis from Tires, the mortal.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, I'm telling you to wait till you hear where
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  Speaker 8: this goes. So I winked at him.
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  Speaker 3: That ain't Charlemagne the.
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  Speaker 8: Subtle link like like I couldn't help myself.
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  Speaker 6: I wink at him, and he winked to Charlotte.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, like that, Charlotte, I just dug, I know who
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  Speaker 8: you are, but I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: gonna bother you. I'm gonna keep going. Then he he
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  Speaker 8: went like that, and then I was like, now I
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  Speaker 8: have to introduce myself. No you don't, and I stopped
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  Speaker 8: and I went, hey, I'm I know Schultz Andrew Schultz
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  Speaker 8: because they have a podcast together Jesus Christ. And then
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  Speaker 8: he stood up and he dapted me up and he goes, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know you.
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  Speaker 8: Have that pot You're on that podcast, right, And I
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  Speaker 8: was like, which one would he be referring to? So
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  Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, I used to do a podcast
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  Speaker 8: with Julia Colaradi and he was like, no, that's not it.
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  Speaker 8: And he's like, i've seen you recently. And I was like,
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  Speaker 8: I was on Tires on Netflix and he's like, no,
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  Speaker 8: I swear to God, and now that I've been in
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  Speaker 8: and he's denying that that's how he knows me. And
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  Speaker 8: he's like he's like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: And I was like, I'm a comedian. I work at
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  Speaker 8: barstool and these two women that are with him were
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  Speaker 8: looking at me like when is this going to end?
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  Speaker 8: And then I just went those are my credits, I'm
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  Speaker 8: the fucking man, and as a joke, and they all
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  Speaker 8: laughed and that broke the tension good because I had
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  Speaker 8: just stood there being like, well, maybe you know me
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  Speaker 8: from this?
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  Speaker 6: Because he kept was he talking about Son of a
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  Speaker 6: Boy Dad?
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  Speaker 8: I think maybe he knew you? Well, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 8: he knew you because he's seen clips of me with
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  Speaker 8: you from Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 1: He probably was thinking of bad friends. He's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you have the show with Bobby Lee.
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  Speaker 8: I don't look anything like Santino. Santino is a full beard.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah. I was just thinking to the God, you do
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  Speaker 11: I think God knows you.
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  Speaker 8: I think he knows you.
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  Speaker 11: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think he probably recognized you.
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  Speaker 11: We were in a movie together.
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  Speaker 3: Well that must be it.
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  Speaker 8: There you go?
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  Speaker 11: What movie?
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  Speaker 3: He was like Arlmaine The Gods.
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  Speaker 8: But he's like, you're in up on a podcast. He's
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  Speaker 8: definitely talking about this pot.
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  Speaker 6: With Why wouldn't he be talking about your the podcast
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  Speaker 6: you're on.
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  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying, the Son of a Boy that's
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  Speaker 8: what I'm saying he was.
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  Speaker 6: He recognized he didn't though, it's all he thought you
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  Speaker 6: were ron No.
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  Speaker 8: But it didn't. I didn't connect the roan, Charlemagne.
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  Speaker 4: I guarantee you it was from game night when you
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  Speaker 4: guys played board games.
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  Speaker 8: Imagine if he's like a huge fan Charlmayne. I, God,
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  Speaker 8: you switched up the cast.
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  Speaker 6: He's the fucking guy from the ath.
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  Speaker 11: Dude.
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  Speaker 8: He then he dapped me up. They after he dapped
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  Speaker 8: me up again, and his hanging were so moisturized that
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  Speaker 8: I had moisturizer on my hands from shaking.
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  Speaker 11: He sleeps and gloves.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's the god.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 11: He sleeps in the lotion dipped gloves.
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  Speaker 8: Damn in a good way.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, in a good way.
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  Speaker 8: But he was cool. I was happy to see him.
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  Speaker 8: That that's a cool guy to meet.
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  Speaker 3: I was pumped.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, have you seen his highlight reel?
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  Speaker 8: Bro That dude is a cultural mover in shake?
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  Speaker 11: What did he say to little Mama?
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  Speaker 3: He said some shepherd, he said something crazy.
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  Speaker 6: The logic logic that was was just like, sister, when
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  Speaker 6: your sister get raped, your sister.
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  Speaker 11: Who the hell raped your sister?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, you weren't you weren't there to stop it.
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  Speaker 6: So his cruise a non sequitor and he was like, so,
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  Speaker 6: who the hell raped your sister?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, seven in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: This is what makes him great though.
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  Speaker 6: A breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: This is really early to talk about this.
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  Speaker 4: What did he deem himself? Charlemagne the God before he
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  Speaker 4: was famous? He deified himself?
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  Speaker 3: Yea, when can you do that?
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  Speaker 11: I don't think you.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody gave him the title the God. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: from on High Rome. Was the prince?
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  Speaker 11: He was?
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  Speaker 3: He popped? Goodness, gracious, guess that's true.
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  Speaker 8: He went to He was in prison, right, was he?
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  Speaker 8: Charlemagne a radio guy?
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  Speaker 12: Different kind?
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  Speaker 3: Who could you be confusing him with?
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  Speaker 1: Telling you Charlomagne the Conqueror from the show Pippin was
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  Speaker 1: about Charlemagne's son. I'm sure you remember that that musical francis.
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  Speaker 3: No prison for Charlemagne. They'd better be.
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  Speaker 12: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, definitely on listening to this podcast.
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  Speaker 8: Oh oh who my father? Yeah, after forty one days
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  Speaker 8: in jail, that's not you didn't fucking know. He's spent
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  Speaker 8: over him. I've read his Wikipedia.
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  Speaker 3: That's not prison.
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  Speaker 8: Now you rested twice for possession with intend to distribute
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  Speaker 8: marijuana and cocaine. And then he was arrested a third
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  Speaker 8: time after being in a non fatal shooting. His father
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  Speaker 8: refused to pay his bail money, and he spent forty
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  Speaker 8: one days in jail, and his father gave.
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  Speaker 6: Him another chance. You got lucky, No, dude, I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 3: Is that something that you can just get out on
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  Speaker 3: bail for a shooting?
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  Speaker 11: Shooting and coke?
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  Speaker 12: Well, he's non lethal.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but he can over the head. I missed.
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  Speaker 12: It was like it was not a crime, it was
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  Speaker 12: a celebratory.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I said, it's because I think he wrote his
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  Speaker 8: book about it or something. He's written a few books.
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  Speaker 3: What are they called? Have you read? One? One's called
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  Speaker 3: Charlie Mannon. Another one's called The God. Yeah, the first
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  Speaker 3: one's The God. Though, that's great.
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  Speaker 8: The books are uh what, I don't know. He sorry,
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  Speaker 8: move on?
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  Speaker 3: Did he go cross paths with him again?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. I was impressed with him though. He's
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  Speaker 8: definitely got one like an aura. He's one of those people,
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  Speaker 8: is the God. He was nice.
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  Speaker 12: How big?
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  Speaker 3: Did you ask what you're doing for the Black Lives
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  Speaker 3: Matter movement?
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  Speaker 11: Didn't ask? Post below?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I was just looking up what he said. He
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  Speaker 11: made little mama cry?
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  Speaker 3: Really, how do you make a little mama cry?
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  Speaker 11: The clip was thirteen minutes.
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  Speaker 12: Oh my god. Clip.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, someone if he was just give let's play that.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go some time. Pull up that clip fifteen minutes long.
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  Speaker 8: He says. He says things on his show that you'd
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  Speaker 8: almost think more guests would try to fight him or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: Birdman check which they have, right, Birdman?
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  Speaker 11: They all walked out, didn't they.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not Yeah again to me, I thought they were
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  Speaker 3: playing poker.
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  Speaker 11: I thought it was a hockey game.
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  Speaker 3: I think I think Birdman spinned his block.
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  Speaker 11: Slid on him.
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  Speaker 12: That is how I talk.
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  Speaker 3: Actually though, Yeah, it's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 13: It's like Tourette's, but a different kind. I would have
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  Speaker 13: been dropping references like that.
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  Speaker 3: You should have been like, if I ever see Birdman
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  Speaker 3: in person, I fucking kill him.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know his work. I didn't know his work
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  Speaker 8: well enough.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like I had to explain you knew he
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  Speaker 3: spent forty.
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  Speaker 8: One days in a Francis Jesus, wasn't gonna bring that up.
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  Speaker 8: I know you from your time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually a defense attorney. I used to working at it,
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  Speaker 3: Remember me, I worked your case. I put you away
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  Speaker 3: for forty one days. On the dot. They're doing well,
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  Speaker 3: soft hands.
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  Speaker 11: Good news your payment went through, bad news, they gave
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  Speaker 11: you life. Has ever see that Drew Ski clip?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, God, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Incredible ship. But did you guys see Drew Skies getting
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  Speaker 1: accused of stealing that a sketch that he did.
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  Speaker 3: Drew Skits accused of that all the time, and it's
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  Speaker 3: never similar.
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  Speaker 6: Like just like parallel thinking like he's done so many skis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was the guy, you know, the other guy
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  Speaker 1: that looks exactly like Drew Ski and they did the
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  Speaker 1: exact same sketch about the.
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  Speaker 3: Is it is it? The one that's about four x
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  Speaker 3: four X. I had a feeling. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: I had a hunch he did four x You had
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  Speaker 3: a hunch. It was three times they said that he
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  Speaker 3: stole the what the I think they said that he
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  Speaker 3: stole the one where he's playing where it's like your
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  Speaker 3: what your work? Wife? Maybe I've seen oh yeah, oh
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  Speaker 3: I loved that one. And if you get in my
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  Speaker 3: car and he's like drive home now, Yeah, have you
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  Speaker 3: had ship like blatantly stolen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've read stole the pointed himself from from.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I've had people steal that draft for you like
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  Speaker 3: one hundred times, but create it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah that's okay because everyone knows that yours because you
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  Speaker 8: went so viral.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm my dumb ass. I did want just my
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  Speaker 4: voice and it's like the Whares Walbough audio book that
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  Speaker 4: gets stolen a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got. I reaped zero benefit from me.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen that stolen and I always told me.
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  Speaker 4: Is KFC put it on his story and he was like,
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  Speaker 4: this reminds me of something at Nick Tarraney would do.
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't surprise me.
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  Speaker 11: But I guess that's just memes. Like memes just make
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  Speaker 11: it out into the world.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think TikTok also kind of created a culture
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  Speaker 3: where it's okay to just just remake someone's exact video.
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  Speaker 6: That's what's stealing, twitt.
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  Speaker 4: We're stealing a joke on like Twitter when that was
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  Speaker 4: had its heyday was worse than most most rape.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's like a huge I would be
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  Speaker 3: like I would be like at my dinner table with
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  Speaker 3: my parents.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, like.
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  Speaker 14: The tweet tears the tweet now stealing all my followers
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  Speaker 14: twenty four like the tweet fucking tweet Juncker Buzzy didn't
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  Speaker 14: give me credit on the listicle your mom gives you
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  Speaker 14: shrimp fried rice.
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  Speaker 11: You're like, god damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's literally Like but now it's just called trends. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Now it's just like calling it's everyone's doing that one.
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  Speaker 6: Now they call it a trend. You just said word
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  Speaker 6: for a word with someone else. Yeah, but there's a
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  Speaker 6: direct incentive now with money, and I don't know, I
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  Speaker 6: think that kind of justifies it.
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  Speaker 11: Mister b putting his shit on X now it's going
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  Speaker 11: crazy and they're going crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand why no one, no one like calls
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  Speaker 3: bullshit on that, Like the whole thing where it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Minci video got six million views, Like you really think
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  Speaker 3: that's on one thousand? Yeah, you think six million people
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: sat down and watched that video. It's it's people just
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: that it just has top you.
• 16:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, no, dude, I don't think a billionaire who overpaid
• 16:14
  Speaker 13: for a platform is going to juice the numbers on that.
• 16:16
  Speaker 12: What are you talking about?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: But like people talk about people are like, wow, I
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: put my h I put this stand up clip on
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Twitter thirty million views and it's like, yeah, no, my
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: tweet that had the Celtics that said great win for
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: my Celtics and I had forty five thousand views viral, Like,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I bet like four hundred people saw that tweet and
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: actually like processed that tweet. Maybe less, yeah, probably. Yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I've seen people like going back to a clip that's
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: almost a year old, being like, let's get this to
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: a million, like retweeting it every couple of months, Like, dude,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: this has almost had a million on Twitter.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: It's well because every time you retweeted, you get like
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: three hundred thousand more views.
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah, it's tough to not make.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: It's a tough game. Nope, it's not quite easy. Almost do,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: but oh my god, everything I work on.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: But you've never you've never tried to push something to
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: a million. If you did, I bet you could get
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: their lickety split.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Thanks man. Like a million views on YouTube is probably
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: the same as one view on Twitter.
• 17:18
  Speaker 12: Honestly, yeah, not that far off. The conversion checks out.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever been in anything that has
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: had a million.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Views that the world the No, no, none of that'sn't
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: one of the case races have a close to them.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: But the where's Waldo video that's I'm not in it?
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: True?
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: And is tiktoks? Yeah, combined?
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Seven hundred of them combined, and we're at one point one.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: That is funny. You see, like how TikTok it shows
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: like the your total life that's brutal and ours is
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: like a million. And then you go to like some
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: like movie or whatever. Her movie probably hers is probably
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: like two billion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do what you can.
• 18:03
  Speaker 11: Francis, tell us about tell us something about the filming
• 18:05
  Speaker 11: of tires.
• 18:06
  Speaker 12: No, we wouldn't get it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: How well, it is a huge week for you.
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: It's an insane You're just a lot of ship going
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: on right now. Special based on that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: No, it's just the irons hot. People understand what you're
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: getting up. But people at the stand are coming up
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: to me being like, where's Francis at? Is he going
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: by tonight? Swear to god? Is it going to be
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: on your like promo? Now you're like big deal cos
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: people are seeing Norman and a little people are seeing
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: you're getting a little fame. Norm McDonald came up to
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: now they're trying to I said, those coattails were taken.
• 18:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, me and either one of them.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Dude, I need a new trend where there's like four
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: to five coattails on the make room for Nikki. Uh
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: so are you on your like tour promo? If you
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: do that again, you will are you going to have
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: as seen on Well?
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it would be a credit probably I can.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: It'll be cool to be able to put the little
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Netflix logo or for all.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Stand up like if they're if you're at the standar.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It's like this guy was on from Barstool Sports from
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: a seller like for sas it only says from barshol Sports. Yes,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: that's my and that one YouTube.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Clip Zoom Zoom Professors. Yeah, I've seen from Zoom. My
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: credits are like podcasts that I've been on. Yeah, real credits. Yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: it's like you've seen them on our garbage and Matten Chain.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: This is the only podcast that me and Kyle have
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: ever been Yellow Guys are on one every other week.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: This is the only you'll know Nick and KB from
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Son of a boyd. I I've gotten so many people
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: come up to me just like Son of a Boy
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, like three to thrice, Yes, thrice.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Brandis has a bunch. You got fucking Netflix barstool.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: What are we doing here?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: We're pumping your tires a little bit.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Bro Vibes got the special Bro. But that's why we're
• 20:06
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• 20:10
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• 20:19
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• 20:20
  Speaker 12: Yeah stapped him up?
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Did you follow him on Instagram? Right afterwards to I've noticed.
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: I've been following him. His clips are really interesting to me.
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: I also think this is going to sound maybe crazy,
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: but I actually think his political takes are really interesting.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Are they hot sauce?
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: That's where I don't know. He doesn't came in and
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: said she has hot sauce in her bag.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: She went on his show, We're like, what's in your
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: bag to Hillary Clinton, and she was like, hot sauce.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Lemon, pepper, He's got some pepper seeds and apologies. I
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: just hoping you wouldn't ask, But I have two k
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: lemon on.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: My way to a barbecue. You know how that potato
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: salad can get. I'm not risking it anymore.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 21:16
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• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Snap back and a speaker to playing public.
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: It's a spider Man backpack.
• 21:32
  Speaker 11: Do I have your vote? Now?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Do you really put me on the spot? Charle Magne?
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: But his political view or he's like a centrist?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: Uh yeah yeah yeah right right, yeah yeah he doesn't.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: I really like the worst I would?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really, I don't think I ever noticed that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Uh huh he does?
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Do they have to like wring out the mic covers
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: after Like that's what the reason Breakfast Club has commercial
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: break because it starts to weigh too much.
• 22:03
  Speaker 11: They're squeezing the floor.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Like a trumpet, but it just starts to bow.
• 22:09
  Speaker 11: He needs a spin valve microphone.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 12: It's like a rug cleaning video on TikTok.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've never noticed that. I've watched a lot
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: of I used to watch the Breakfast Club all the time.
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: Breakfast Club.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: When Mac Miller was on, he.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Used to say that, or he on his show with
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Andrew Schultz said that Breakfast Club is bigger than Joe Rogan.
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: They had a big debate about that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just not I mean, not even close. Unfortunately,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: it's hard to compare with like.
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: They're a syndicated radio and they're pretty fucking here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But Joe Rogan gets eleven million views an episode.
• 22:43
  Speaker 11: It's probably like sixteen Joe.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like a syndication, and I think it
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: might be close.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: It's a nationally syndicated morning radio show.
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: And plus world star clips and you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Got it's big. You gotta you had to count that
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I picked we'll call the clip. When people include the
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: clips in.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: Your views, I have no idea, but people will watch.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: You can watch a whole episode on four barstool Cleaned House.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: There was we had all those people who were like
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: their job was to be like, look at this new
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: TikTok trend and all this stuff, and they would send
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: you the rundown of all the numbers. Yeah, and they'd
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: be like, Busting with the Boys ninety million views this month. Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: and you're like, damn, I didn't know no Busting with
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: the Boys was popping off like that. And then it
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: would be like one clip with like Tom Segura, that's
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: how Yeah. But I mean if I had clips that
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: did that, I would also include them.
• 23:31
  Speaker 12: That's true.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: Breakfast, as of March of twenty twenty three, had over
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: four million listeners on nearly one hundred stations in more
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: than forty cities and.
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: That's a day, so a lot for a week.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it might actually be pretty close. That was
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty three. That's huge. Four million a day. Yeah, bro,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: and he's still flying coach.
• 23:56
  Speaker 12: That's a good point.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: He's in the Delta lounge. Brother, they're lett everyone in
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: the Delta lounge these days. Yeah anymore. No, they've cut
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: back on that, really they haven't.
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: I'm in how many? But you only get what ten
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: visits or something that I don't know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I have that Priority pass card. Yeah, he has the
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Delta sky Miles card.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: It basically just the card doesn't doesn't do it as much,
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: to do as much anymore this year.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Why are you so mad? It's next year, Francis. Yeah,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: it's twenty twenty five, dude, I'm take it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 11: Take my take.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: Is your that card stinks?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I have that? Well?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: See okay, let me you don't even need that, dude.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I'm not up to your standards.
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: You must have status on Delta.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Is it the purple one? No, it's like a it's
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: not that. It's an amex purple one.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I have the purple purple pane.
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: Did you use that to get it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: You can use that to get into the I've used
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: my in the door.
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah right, that one does. That one gets you into
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: all kinds of weird lounges. Yeah, which I can never
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: find and churry on. That doesn't do Centurion though, I
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: just checked. You know what your AMEX card. Your AMEX
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: card gets here to the Centurion lunch.
• 25:07
  Speaker 12: My Apple card.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I am so under your skin.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I'm like a Scarab in the Mummy.
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: I'm fucked because Nick Nick got me almost arrested at
• 25:19
  Speaker 12: the airport.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah you're not. Oh yeah, with the knife I put.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I put a shuriken in his bag.
• 25:25
  Speaker 12: We're in a homeland security and.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Now he can't have TSA pre check.
• 25:29
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Really, were you pissed?
• 25:31
  Speaker 12: I have to go down below where the luggage is.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Pack yourself in a hockey put a tag around your dicky.
• 25:39
  Speaker 12: I have to put chains and a mask over me
• 25:41
  Speaker 12: like I'm Hannibal Lecter.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: And then they said you're overweight.
• 25:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they have a dog.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Strap you on to duct tape a lawn chair. Is
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: that better for you? Where we belong the fucking luggage, dude?
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: I don't even know if I want you guys down there?
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: Bro Tsa pre check has jumped the shark.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Though.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: There was a massive.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Line at LaGuardia for pre check today and there wasn't
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: a line for anything else.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, We and Francis when we went to the airport
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: the other day, I went, I did Sky Priority, he
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: did TSA pre check. I beat him by ten minutes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, Sky Priorities faster now, and I witch, we shouldn't
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: even give this away.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I practiced my face for when he showed up so
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I could be like, oh, finally you're here. Is that
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: what you rolled with? Yeah?
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: But then I made the same joke on the way home, and.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: You stole this joke. Yeah, but you only you only
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: beat me by like two minutes of that time.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: You didn't even make the joke though, because we were
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: actually so late at that point that you couldn't.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: We were nervous. But I can bud light Nick no PEPSI. Oh,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: these glasses have a tint to them.
• 26:41
  Speaker 12: Most do.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I guess continue, frances.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna stop. I'm good. I hit my limit for
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: the day. I don't want to say more. Why though,
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: I actually, honestly, because I'm enjoying. You're the name you
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: guys talk, You're I love listening. I love when like.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: When you you're the best at speaking. You are, No,
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: I like, I want to hear you tell it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 11: I want to hear.
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: It's for me to just listen to you, guys, I'm not.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: I want to.
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: I want you to.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I want you to rant or tell a story.
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: It's the best.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: You are the best at it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Rail stop that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah you should rail against something? Yeah?
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: What what is train? What are you against?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know?
• 27:25
  Speaker 11: Have you do you guys?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Watch like Ukrainian combat footage? No, there is nothing better.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan of that ship. Dude. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: got I got one the other day. It was like
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: a clip of the fucking Waring Gaza and it was
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: like so unbelievably graphic. And someone retweeted and I was like, dude,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: why you don't put this on my timeline?
• 27:43
  Speaker 11: You're going to stop the war just so you stop
• 27:44
  Speaker 11: seeing the clip?
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: No, But it's like I get, I get, I know
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: what's happening. It's fun up. I don't want to see
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: a kid with his head blown. Why would anyone want
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: to see that?
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Twitter is making me like prude and conservative?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Twitter search Decatur, Georgia and it was just this port
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: Why portly trans girl gets skinning plowed Mormon style? Like
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: that was like the top.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: What is Mormon style?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: You're like missionary in the ass. You talked about this
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: on the Act, I know, And that's what. If you
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: search Decatur, Georgia you can see it too. I was trying.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: I'm just geographically curious.
• 28:18
  Speaker 11: What Decatur's all?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: You got?
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: Heart? You got hardcore porn coming up?
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Hard if you. I like to search things to see
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: what people are saying about a specific term or phrase
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: or and it's just it's like the worst.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Is everyone getting the bots? Or is it only like
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: bigger accounts, because I was wondering, like if my dad
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: tweets something like, is he getting like tits in his reply?
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: It's indecipherable now, like a bot in a real heat real.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: The crazy thing is that the whole Elon Musk thing
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: was that he was going to get rid of the bots.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Now they're way more bots than there ever was it
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: destroys my dick com He actually every time I every
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: time I tweet something, I could literally tweet like pump
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: to watch the Oilers game tonight, tits and I guarantee.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: They'll be no but it's graduated to vagina. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: not even face in the picture.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: No, I don't even smarter now, Like they'll say something
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: very relevant to use, oh yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Because but then there'll be a bought right below saying
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: the exact same thing.
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and then it'll be pussy and bio.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I got a video of a dude fucking harder than
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I've ever seen. He was brusting so hard it was
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: like recoiling. It was a twelve gauge fucking it was unbelievable.
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: Threw his shoulder out.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, two ass cheeks size holes in the wall behind?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Is that even enjoyable?
• 29:31
  Speaker 12: He was wearing a dead life belt.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like it could be like twelve. Get on a
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Twitter for free and just search like minecraft and see that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: If you search see Minecraft, it would be some of
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: the more on some fucking Yeah, what's the Ukraine videos
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: you've been seeing though?
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: I just think combat footage is very fascinating, and now
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: we're in like in such a modern era where that
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: like it's in HD. Yeah, Like I saw like a
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: fighter pilot get ejected his point of view, get ejected
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: from a plane parachute down to this open field, presumably
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: like enemy territory, and he just like slithering through the
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: tall grass.
• 30:13
  Speaker 11: Who shot it? It was POV.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: They have cameras on their helmets.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: In case Scottie Seffler shows up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Is there if you get if you eject from a
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: fighter plane, are you is it?
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: Is it?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Are you off limits once you hit the ground some
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: sort of like war crime if you have no gun
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: or anything.
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: I don't you're not allowed to shoot them when they're
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: in the air.
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: Really, Yeah, that's not true.
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: I appreciate it's true.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it even matters because none of
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: these countries play by like these these made up rules.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why we insurge and blow up a hosgal?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like kids, right, Yeah, if you blow
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: up a hospital, what is what happens? They're not like okay,
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: well yeah you're in trouble. So yeah, I think a
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: lot of people will see her.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: You're gonna what happens now?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: You'll pay? Well, that was a war crime, so you're
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: gonna have to pay a fee now? Yeah, Like do
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: you have to freeze? To freeze for an hour?
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: And yeah, you go to the penalty box. No, they're
• 31:14
  Speaker 12: gonna have weapons Instagram stories about you.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Like when nine to eleven happened, was were they like
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: that's illegal? Yeah?
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: Whoa hey, But the thing is is that for a reason,
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: like Afghanistan doesn't have a place at the table at
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: the yeah in like the.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: G eight or what Yeah, yeah, yeah that makes sense.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: So I don't think there's as much you can do
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: to centric.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: You see a fighter pilot that just ejected, still strapped in,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: you're gonna pad the stats.
• 31:40
  Speaker 11: Run it up. Yeah, I mean that literally target hit.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: We can't.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: We don't trade with Afghanistan, I don't think, you know, Yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: whereas like if you know countries, I guess Ukraine, Russia.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: But Israel just they had some kind of sanction or
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: that they were like deemed to be in violation of something,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: and they're like, we're just doing it anyway. Yeah, run
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the score anyway.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I never understood war crimes. It's like a suicide
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: being illegal. Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you're gonna get the death penalty or not.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: You just get arrested before you're buried, would you?
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: The Convention did make sense, the whole no torture thing
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: or like equal treatment of POW's.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: But isn't everybody still torturing.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah no, yeah, well we we definitely reopened that a
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: little when we did the waterboarding that stuff.
• 32:33
  Speaker 12: I feel like they did that just because of mustard gas.
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: They're like, this ship fucking sucks.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Oh what was it called? An enhanced interrogation techniques?
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: Hardcore interrogation?
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Can you die from waterboarding? I don't. I mean, I'm sure, yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: you can do it long enough.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Drowning, suffocate, Yeah, I thought it just mirrored drowning.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's mirrors.
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: But if if someone doesn't, if someone doesn't stop pouring
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: the water on the towel, then.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess mirroring just means the same. If I
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: saw a reflection of somebody drowning, that's not a big deal.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, if you're pouring water in someone's mouth, that's
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: you're literally drowning. We give them this sensation. Yeah, they'll
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: be like putting a really hot oven next to someone
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: and be like, we're mirroring burning alive. But right before
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: those third degree burns set in, we're gonna kill the power. Well, no,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: you burn, you burnt.
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: Me, dude. You know what I was watching, watching this,
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: uh this thing on Netflix about the entire company. It's
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: the it's the like Cold War from the bomb till
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: now and how it traces from sort of the dropping
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: of the nuclear weapon to the war in Ukraine.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: It's really good.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: But they talk about how when the the hydrogen bomb
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: was developed and the testing of that on Bikini Atoll.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Great about this sounds like a beautiful place.
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: I know, Bikini Ato that's Spongebobs based.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well it used to be above ground and
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: then it went to the bottom.
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: That's how God's got born.
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, bomb, But they didn't they were testing, and they
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: kept they kept building, and you know, the they went
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: from the bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and quickly they
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: built the hydrogen bomb. And they thought when they when
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: they tested it, they thought it was going to be
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: seven mega tons and it blew up and it was fifteen,
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: more than double the size. And then they did an
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: estimate if they were to drop that on Russia, how
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: many people would be killed and they said six hundred million,
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: which at the time, all of them was twenty percent
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: of the world's population of the world three billion people
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: in the world at the time. And it was because
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: you know, the winds would shift and spread radioactive whatever
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: material to eastern Europe and all that, and just the
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: just the sheer size. It's scared everyone so much. It's
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: it just scared the ship out of all the scientists
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: and even even a lot of.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: The weapons producers in America. It's pretty spooky.
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: It is scary.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: What was it was sure noble where they were like, uh,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: if if the full thing exploded, and.
• 35:21
  Speaker 12: It would be if it hit the water tanks, it
• 35:23
  Speaker 12: would have triggered a thermonuclear explosion.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it would have killed like another large percentage
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: of the world.
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I would have gone crazy.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: It would have killed like all of Europe.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I rewatched Oppenheimer at the bequest of my bros.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it once.
• 35:37
  Speaker 11: They're all talking about it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 12: It's that good, so good, it's so good.
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: Had to spin the block with it again.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: What do you think? Magnificent, beautiful film.
• 35:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: Do these people just they work out in the afternoon
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: like this, this does become a gym.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: It's constantly it's kind of empty around now.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It's always empty here, either the boys are feeding or
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: it's does anyone does anyone take it here?
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Does anyone take it seriously? Like they actually people take
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: away real work out.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some people.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, do you work out here?
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Sometimes with a first with chef Donnie. Yeah, that's actually cool. Yeah,
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: he's gonna blow up.
• 36:16
  Speaker 11: You know, he's gonna blow up.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: They all do that though, Like the book comes here
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: on like Sundays, he left.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: Hard and often.
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: M hm, that's that's good.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: That's why I like to are you still a gym guy?
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: Sas?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I go a good bit now, But I'm not very
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: like just trying to maintain a level of not do
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: you go when you travel? No? Are you're traveling tomorrow?
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: Let's go tomorrow morning.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: No. I would never go with someone I'm with you
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: on that. I never get that. I don't work out
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: with people myself. I want to listen to music and
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: not be like, what are your thoughts on that? Man?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think the podcast yesterday was really good.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I think it was fun.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: That's like conversation like you would have like that's your
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: thought of a conversation that or like.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: The yeah I say now I was, I was making
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: a conversation between me and Roan at the gym.
• 37:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what you would say. That's you're the constant.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, what else will we talk about? Be like
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: great form, bro, fucking love the way that you just
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: lifted that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 11: What do you and Donnie talk about?
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: We don't. We don't really talk exactly. We play music
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: and exactly. You push each other, fucking get after it.
• 37:24
  Speaker 11: You push each other like you're on the forums.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: You're on the bench forums like you guys, just get
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: the fuck after it?
• 37:30
  Speaker 11: Yes, type ship that doesn't sound nice.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: I go to the gym like you go to the airport,
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: probably the same frequency. And I lift a lite.
• 37:40
  Speaker 11: Four times a week? Yeah, about right.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Much day I was bored in my flight and I
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: was like, I can't believe I'm doing this again. Just
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: back on the plane? Are you once a week? Easily?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Sometimes twice? Sometimes trace sometimes squattro?
• 37:55
  Speaker 12: Do you get bonus on airplanes? Do like get what boners?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: No? Not anymore?
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: Sometimes I still do.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Is your fear of flying gone completely? Really? Yeah? I'm
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: most intense turbulent. Some I'm just like I don't care
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: at all? Is it because you're fine if it goes down?
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: It's a combination of that, and it's also I've just
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: flown so many times that it doesn't bother anymore. Your
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: due pilot. My percentage is going up to my chances.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Bro, how about that flight that uh, that crazy flight
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: where someone died where it was the turbulence from Singapore
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: to the US.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm not worried about that. Ever, I'm never going
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: to go to Singapore.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: A flight from O'Hara last week the engine blew up
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: on takeoff, really yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Where there's a guy about to go from San Franto,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Hawaii and the pilot is just like, Nope, not going today.
• 38:42
  Speaker 11: This engine is about.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: To blow Yeah, but that's exactly like he's smart enough
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: to know not to take the flight in the air well.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: The Singapore guy, they said it was because of inexperience
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: that everyone died or that everyone was so injured.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: What was the airline? Singapore Air Singapore people there.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: You got to get to Singapore. They have one of
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: the best airports and really yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: It is always around number one. Singapore is one of
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: the most technologically advanced city.
• 39:09
  Speaker 12: Is crazy. It looks like Avatar.
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: They have like a huge like these massive things with
• 39:14
  Speaker 13: like all these trees in the sky.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Crazy Avatar sucks dick.
• 39:18
  Speaker 12: Visually it goes crazy.
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: Have you seen the new one? Now They're like Jamaican.
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: They're like, oh, really like fake Jamaican's.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: I never even saw the first one.
• 39:28
  Speaker 12: It's Island, I ever will.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: They're like, I always think they're always making Are they
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: making one now?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: But it takes like twenty five they're making It's like
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: the monkey Boy documentary.
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: What's happening?
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: We sacrificed the entirety of last spring and summer on
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: that project.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Is Michaelangelo still holding it?
• 39:49
  Speaker 11: Michael Angel has hank at knife point.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know where it is.
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: I don't know where it's gone to the hard drive.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: But we Yeah, we did some really touching things in it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: I think we made a man cry by honorary.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: That's honestly a funny. I'd like, just go in to
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: film a documentary and some dudes like everyone's excited, the
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: town's behind it, and then just never putting it out Like.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: That is precisely what is going on. There are people
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: in Nashville and hypothetical you pitch sass, there's dudes in
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: New Hampshire like, yeah, it's gonna come out. I swear
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: I was in it.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably in their wife's probably like you weren't in shit,
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  Speaker 8: I shot a fun a couple of great videos with
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  Speaker 8: Alex Bennett, and we never put them out, but they
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  Speaker 8: were good. It was we went together, saw we were
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  Speaker 3: They couldn't put it out because she actually ended up
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, knocked down the wall between that one and the
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• 44:28
  Speaker 3: For her child.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: You had to have felt like such a phony next
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: to her. Yeah, pussy, why she put your wealth wise
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: put you to shame.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's he's a genetic wealth.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: Better.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah it's yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Is she still balling? Like?
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Is she still rich as fu Fgman is rich himself?
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  Speaker 3: She's named Yeah, I've been keeping up and she makes
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  Speaker 3: a lot of money.
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  Speaker 11: She just posted.
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  Speaker 3: I know for a fact that she does doing what
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  Speaker 11: She supposted TikTok.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: What that her budget in Austin is ten thousand a month?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: What an apartment she's moving to Austin? Yeah that's yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: it's all the common I mean you can you can
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: get a really nice place in Austin for that ten
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: thousand a month. Isn't like a.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Pool?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why would you pay that that more? You should? No,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: she's balling.
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  Speaker 11: Don't tell her how to spend here.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, well is she balling though? She's not balling
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: like she was? I don't know, because ten thousand a
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: month is not balling like billionaire balling. I have no
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know Fugman's financial status, but I think he's rich.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I think Fuging's rich.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: That's what he owns things. Yeah, I don't know. I
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: don't know.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Well, we got to update that. So the listeners, who
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: is Fugman because they are our team, are our podcast,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: were not very in the I'm kind of talking about it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: He is a popcorn scion.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: What is he a popcorn He owns big Popcorn? Yeah, popcorn.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: You were just seating upside.
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: That's got Reddenboker.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: That's yeah, that's his direct air.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, use popcorn the god yeah fun. He owns butter, Yes, vented.
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: Butter, the butter industry. Boy do they Margarine.
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  Speaker 3: Romeo and Juliet Bennett's family they own. I can't believe
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: it's not butter.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude. When I was that that that's sunny shee ship?
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Are you invented butter? Then they didn't veil their neck.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I can't believe it's not butter. Awful company name.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: It's so good though, you ever have it taste?
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: I used to read it like toast, like cream cheese,
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: because I thought I thought it was healthy and it
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: was fine.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: You guys ever tried butter? It's so fun. Oh. When
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I was really young, my grandma had this spread ye
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: spread on corn. Dude. I would just take a pancake
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: and I would just spray the entire thing and eat it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: It was so fucking good.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I do forget the butter and salt are good?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Mix.
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: You don't have any of it all any good food?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: No, friend? I do.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: But are you do eat? Do you eat healthy? Or
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: do you just eat?
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: No?
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah you do?
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I obviously you're not eating like ship?
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: But six pm to ten pm about three thousand calories.
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: What.
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's bad.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: So do you fast smoke weed? It just gets so hungry. Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: and it's so pleasurable and I can.
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: It's pretty fast for twenty hours a day.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Eighteen to twenty, so that's still pretty healthy. No, but
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: I eat like shit.
• 47:40
  Speaker 11: Look at you look at your beds crazy.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: I walk on the treadmill like your body all psycho thing.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: I incline do fifteen for like an hour a day.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: You do an hour of it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: It's bad.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: I can't do that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: I do like, but you can. It's not going.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: But that's why I watched. That's where I watched the
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: documentary that I was talking.
• 48:01
  Speaker 12: That's where you go wrong. You got to listen to dubstep. Dude.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: If you're on a Netflix show, do you still have
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: to pay for Netflix? Do you get like a black card?
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: That's a great question. I should get a free Netflix.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you probably do.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: I should. Yeah, fucking that is a great I hadn't
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: even thought of that, especially because.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: It's getting expensive. It's like sixteen dollars a month now.
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: And you can't share it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, you can't even share it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, butter is so good.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Butter is so good. You guys have to try it.
• 48:30
  Speaker 11: If you haven't, go home, try some butter.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: To all of our listeners, please try some butter and
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: get back to us. And he isn't even a sponsor. No,
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: this is genuine.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: If some of what I got presented by butter or
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: a salt ask, oh my god, because this was my salt.
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: I saw that that.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: You know the cats as Pushrami sandwiches. Yeah, they have
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: two days.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Worth of salt in them.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: It's got to two days of salt.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: Dude, I didn't.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't like.
• 48:58
  Speaker 12: Those at all.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Too much meat. They're disgusting. He was like big hot dogs,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: like worst texture.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: A big hot cat sandwich is like a big I
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: hate it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: We did it for Neighborhood Eats and I had one
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: bite and I was like, this is disgusting. Was that
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the end of the video? Pretty much? I left right
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: after that, leave. I didn't Cat's Delian then left.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: We literally tagged in Tommy for him because Sass was
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: so overwhelmed by the salt.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: No, I did go to Arlington. You can't handle salt,
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: bro I had to go to Arlington, Virginia.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: I'm very jealous of your schedule. Of like traveling to
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: new cities, but you're not you know what you're doing.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: It's only for a few days. Yeah, you get pretty
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: much freedom. Yeah, staying in hotels and you like you
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: like it?
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Right? No, you don't, not.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: At all, but which you wouldn't be wouldn't be more
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: happy not doing it?
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: WHOA, I love doing comedy. Yeah, hates traveling, So would
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: you rather I dreaded.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: You hate the the the aspect of physics that actually traveling.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: It depends like on a good weekend, Like if it's
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: a good weekend, like when I did Chicago and I'm
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: here for a week, but also I was doing shit
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: during the day because I was coming into the office.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: That's different. But like say, like if I go to
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Philly and I sell out five shows and I'm like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: I go there and I'm like, Okay, this is guaranteed
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: gonna be fun. Then it's guaranteed. So you have fun
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: when you're on stage. Yeah, but that so that's like Francis.
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: Of course, Yeah, they're killers. They're one of the jobs.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: It's a weird place right now where I have to
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: I have to dump this material because I'm so tired
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: of telling.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: The joke well, good thing. You're dumping it on Saturday.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: So that's like, that's a funny way to put putting
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: out a special, dumping it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: No, I know, it's I've been making I haven't. I
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: haven't been like writing brand new stuff in a long
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: time because I've had to just hone and writing the
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: really new stuff is the fun part for me, okay,
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: and I just haven't had the luxury, like, well, I
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: have a week until my special. I wonder if I
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: should just try a whole new five minutes on Butter
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: the Delta Lounge.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Butter would go crazy, but would go crazy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Everybody would get everybody knows Butter. That's true. Good comedy
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: is relatable and the margin. So doing a weekend like
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: that where it's like, you know what's gonna be fun
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: is great. Doing a weekend where it's like like I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: did Irvine and Bakersfield, and it was like, fly into Irvine,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: do the show in Irvine, wake up the next morning,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: drive to Bakersfield. Go get breakfast at Denny's by myself.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Drive four hours to Bakersfield. Go do those shows. Are
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: you getting a rental? People? Yeah, go do one show
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: for fifteen people. Go back to my hotel room, fall asleep,
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: wake up, find something to do, go do the next show.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe thirty people drive back to La sleep in the
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: hotel at the Airport Hotel, and then fly out at
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: seven am. Like that week is hell. That's not there's
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: no part of that that I'm like, man, I'm having fun?
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: Is it literally fifteen people?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: The first show was probably fifteen people. The second show
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: is probably thirty people.
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: Were they cool though?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: The second people were? Yeah, first people were fun.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: Do you know like now niche stereotypes of kind of
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: like mid major cities like bakers Are you Shelton.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: There, I know everywhere outside of La Yeah, in California
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: is all Mexicans, like like Sacramento, Bakersfield, Irvine, Ontario, all Mexicans.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Like my second show in Bakersfield, there was literally one
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: white person in the entire crowd, and he.
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: Said the Mexicans love him.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: They do. Yeah, they like to laugh, they like to laugh.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: They're great, jolly people.
• 52:37
  Speaker 11: But h and they understand sasquatch has an idea.
• 52:40
  Speaker 12: They do.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the hardest they laugh is when you're in Yeah,
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: they're sasquat.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Now they're great, Like the Bakersfield like I made no money.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I probably lost money that week. But they shows were
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: fun and the crowds were really fun, So you do
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: like it. I like that, but like the actual Like
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I remember driving back from Bakersfield to LA like one
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: hundred something miles. I remember it's it's eighty miles just
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: dead straight on this highway. It's two lanes dead straight
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: for eighty miles. I remember driving and just being like,
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: what the fuck am I doing right now? Like it
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: was the only time that I've ever been on the
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: road and been like I think my parents saw me
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: right now, they like wouldn't be proud. They'd be like,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: you gotta stop doing this. It's crazy, dude.
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: But you know who else went through that? Fucking Seinfeld Bromm.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: Also, also that is this is when I hear you
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: tell these stories, I just want to fucking slap you.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I know, I know it's a normal thing. That's
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: why I don't.
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: It's that you are killing it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: Your start headlining.
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: You out sell me and I had I had cel s.
• 53:46
  Speaker 11: He absolutely had fifteen people.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, on Achio school classroom.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: On average, she said, I would say he does twenty
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: to thirty percent better.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: That's not true at all.
• 54:00
  Speaker 11: People.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: I had what he's describing. I had that for seven years. Yea,
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: for seven years. That's why I had to deal with that.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: And I hoping that Francis pops that I cannot have that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: And how you will like And I again, I say
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: this to credit you.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: But you you are won't listen.
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: You're not doing as badly as you want to believe
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: you are.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: No, I know in general I don't do bad, but
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: this year has been bad.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: In between those like weekends out in California, you're fucking
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: nuking it in Providence and fucking everywhere.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, I had three good weekends this year, So this
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: has been the Pittsburgh was awesome. It was fun. Pittsburgh
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: was great, Providence was great, Milwaukee, Milwaukee Day, Denver all good,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: and then i've had since then.
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: Madison was great.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I meant when I at Milwaukee.
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: Oh, but Denver is a killbox.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Denvers since then line them up, Sacramento.
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: He wants to you. You you subscribe to this like
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: Orchard Comedian road dog thing, and you're like, you know,
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: you don't have to, no, but it's it's okay.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You're coming up with Bobby Kelly and them, and you
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: were just fucking eating ship on the road.
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: It was just like he was different.
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: It's okay to different, to just be good as it.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Brought out on your own eating on the way.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm not I'm I know you've paid
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: your dues. Brother, I don't thinks are going well. What
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I'm saying like they could be a lot better. Yes,
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: but you're you're twenty three.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're what twenty three year old's doing better than him?
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: I find it almost insulting because I think you're doing
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: better than I am, and I am twelve years older than.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: You, But I'm not doing better than you.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: And I've been doing it a decade longer than you have,
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: and you are doing better than I am. But I'm
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: proud of you for that. Not but when you're like
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: it really sucks. I was on the road. My parents
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: were like, I don't know if you should do this anymore.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: I literally had that conversation and then went to law school.
• 56:10
  Speaker 12: Yes, that's like I had to drive on a straight road.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I damn miles, and now what am I doing with
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: my life?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Fuck? It's weird when you're out there and it's like
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: your features are like and you have complete independence on
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: the California coastal highways. Oh it's not the California.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you are in the acres field.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: You are in the farm.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: I'm jealous of just being off the grid, no commitments,
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: and just being alone.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: And there are times when it's fun, Like Sacramento. I
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: went fishing the whole time, but I didn't catch anything.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: You also, you just have one good thing about good thing.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: You asked if I liked it. I said, yes, I
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: like it when it's good. And then you just said
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: that you had the worst year of your life.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: No, I didn't.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: You said that you have three good weekends this year.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: I said yeah, I said, this year has not been great.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: And then you said, so it's the worst year of
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: your life.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: If you have three good weekends over a year, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: would assume that's the worst week.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just a slow year because I have I'm
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: still doing the same hour, and I'm not really even
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: close to stopping doing that hour. So I can't go
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: back to Boston and Philly and all these cities because
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: they would be the same material.
• 57:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, why don't you just write some new jokes?
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because these jokes aren't even done.
• 57:24
  Speaker 11: Funny guy, well, wyant you write some new ones?
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: But I do write new ones, but the ones that
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I'm actively doing in my hour are not done. So
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: I can't just be like, well, time to toss all
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: those and start a new hour.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: Yo, we're past fifty by the way, got it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna keep it run well, this podcast is
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: two hours long.
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: I don't I don't say these things to try to
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: like limit your pain.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: But rather to help you pain. He won't do it.
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: I want you to do exactly what they say, which
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: is to not qualify your wins by saying but.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: This then, but then we won't all be like, no,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you're doing great, Yeah, oh you're doing.
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: I don't actually think that I want I don't think
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: he wants that. I think he wants us to be like, yes,
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: you're right, that does sound awful.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what you guys wanted me, what
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: you guys wanted the answer to be? Ab said did
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: you like it? And I said it's when you're selling?
• 58:18
  Speaker 11: Well, are you doing better than any is? He answered
• 58:20
  Speaker 11: me this.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Honestly, are there any other twenty three year old comedians
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: that are doing better than him right.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: Now, you'd have to look at like TikTok people, you know,
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: those kinds of people. I don't know if they and
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: I don't know how you compare that. As far as
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: stand up, I don't know anyone for his age. I
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: don't know anyone his age who is as far as
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: he is exactly not one person.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: So shut your ass up, you're the best in your class. Well,
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: I guess then the answer was, yes, I enjoy it,
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: no complaints.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: You would be on them of double yeah, perfect boring answer.
• 58:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it could have given us a little.
• 58:56
  Speaker 13: I'm obsessed with like the comedian jargon of like doing well,
• 59:00
  Speaker 13: because they always shifts where it's like you're murdering it,
• 59:02
  Speaker 13: you're killing it. Francis just said you nuked it, Like,
• 59:05
  Speaker 13: what's that's the next one up?
• 59:06
  Speaker 12: Like you? Oh man, I went to Irvine.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: Suicide bombings, genocide.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I ad a good one. I heard a good one yesterday.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: I heard not about comedy, but I just I love lingo.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I'm a big Lingo guy. But I heard I saw
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: someone on Twitter call the ref's zebras and that's that's
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: why guys heard that crazy. Oh yeah, I think I
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: learned that before ref I loved it. Someone's had the
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Zebras are doing everything they can't the Rangers from winning.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Oh that's old, dude, I never heard that.
• 59:44
  Speaker 12: That's an old one.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Somebody called a loaded baked potato a lo te the
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: other day.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, that sounds amazing.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm big into the fly fishing lingo, grip and grin.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: That's a picture.
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, tight lines, I yeah, throwing flies, mook.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: What do you say when like are going fast? Is
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: that you're there? You haven't sold any yeah?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, limited tickets available? Is that every single
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: ticket is available?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: Sass? When we were fishing with Sydney was he pulled
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: out the fly rod on the open water and I'm
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: when I say that, I've never seen someone get so
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: close to catching a fish.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like five times and not actually yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: Get there. I was so upset. I wanted you to
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: have it.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: So it would literally follow the fly to the boat and.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: Then running, ripping after it and get right here with
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: their mouth open and then turn away.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 11: It's devastating.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: I've been there. It sucks.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: It was pretty sick.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: You could see it the whole time. These are big
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: Who won Who won the.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 12: Mile.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: You want it well, but what did they throw you
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: a bone?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: No? I caught more fish than everybody. But Francis made
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: you get rid of your shoes. He did, yes, as
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: that did happen.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: That was a mutual agreement.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: It was anything to do. It was a mutual agreement.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: But there was a This is what happened. We went
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: to the bar at the end of the day that
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: you pull up the boat to a bar. Sidney wanted
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: to go to this bart get oysters. A bunch of
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: people joined us. We had our captain and stuff. We
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: sat down, we ordered our food, had a beer.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 11: I love bars like that. Those are the best bar.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: It was awesome. And then we were on sort of
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: the mainland and we could get an uber that would
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: take us directly to our hotel. We're exhausted. We've been
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: out in the hot sun all day.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: I fell in, fell in the water.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: I fell in, and.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Like while Sydney had a fish on her line that
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: was next to the boat, and then Francis is just
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: in the water next to the next to like a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: forty pound fish.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: It would have been worse if you had fallen in,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: because I might have drowned. I don't think you have
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: the upper body strength to pull yourself back up onto
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: the boat.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Oh no, my mom always said it was a week swimmer.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 11: They would have had to fish you out.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: I imagine you telling that story like you're having a line.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 12: It was hilarious.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: But we could have We could have gone directly home
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: fifteen minutes to our hotel, or we could go. SaaS
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: was like, oh, but my shoes are in Sydney's car,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: and Sidney was like, that's no problem. We're gonna take
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: the boat. We're gonna get back in the boat, go
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: across this spit of water or something.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 11: It's probably a straight, honestly yes.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: To another another landing area, and then get in the car,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: get your shoes, and then you can come back across
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: again and then take the uber home. And I was like, dude,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: how much do you care about these? What shoes are they?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: And he goes, what were they?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: The They are my stance miths.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: With holes in them?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, full blown hole You you love those?
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  Speaker 11: He doesn't they flap like a bum?
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  Speaker 8: I said, you need to evaluate this situation right now
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  Speaker 8: from the correct standpoint.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, you're right, Maybe I should just let
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  Speaker 3: them go.
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  Speaker 4: I have those shoes look look more like pac Man
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  Speaker 4: than shoes the app and they were talking.
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  Speaker 8: And we let he let him go, and I was
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  Speaker 8: proud of you for that. I was proud of you
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  Speaker 8: for I.
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  Speaker 3: Want to see. I was burnt as fuck. I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to go home. Yeah, we were smoked. No, I really was.
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  Speaker 3: I got bad burns on my legs. I have blisters
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  Speaker 3: all over my legs.
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  Speaker 11: He was showing us the blisters.
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  Speaker 3: They're nasty. Are they nasty?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It's gross?
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  Speaker 11: Show them.
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  Speaker 3: Well there it's now it's just like scabs. Oh that's
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  Speaker 3: way better. Yeah, well that's why I I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to show you.
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  Speaker 11: Do always have some dermatology issues though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was funny because we were like Rangers
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: are playing. We're like, all right, I'm gonna go nap
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  Speaker 3: for like thirty and then let's go downstairs and watch
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  Speaker 3: the Rangers. And then I woke up. It was like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: eleven thirty when I texted Francis and I was like.
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  Speaker 12: What are you doing?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: He was like, I've just been watching TV and then
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  Speaker 3: we never saw each other.
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  Speaker 8: I got ice cream from the front desk and brought
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  Speaker 8: it up to my room.
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  Speaker 3: I shuffled to seven eleven. Dude, every day's a fight,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: it really is. That was a fight. Yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually a tough day. That walked to seven
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  Speaker 3: eleven was but nobody had at worse been paid to
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  Speaker 3: fish kid who It was great. It was really fun.
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  Speaker 8: Sidney had a cameraman who didn't take anti nausea medicals.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Oh we got to tell this story,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: did we. So we're like all going out on the water.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get it seasick because I'm a man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not a pussy.
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  Speaker 11: And you're calling this guy a pussy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And everyone say you were too weak of a
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  Speaker 4: swimmer and couldn't pull yourself back on the boat.
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  Speaker 13: Yes, you just walking to seven eleven, don't fall in
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 13: burns walking to seven eleven with third degree burns.
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  Speaker 3: But so Francis and Sydney and one of the camera
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  Speaker 3: guys all they're like, oh, I get seasick. So we
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  Speaker 3: go to the grocery store. Everyone gets like dramamine or
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: whatever they're anti nausea medicine is And uh, I guess
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: they were saying, like Sidney was saying, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 3: take it at night and then in the morning, And
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  Speaker 3: I guess he only took it. Francis took it. I
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: don't know when, but he didn't get seasick.
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  Speaker 8: I took it like thirty to forty five minutes before
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  Speaker 8: we got on the boat, which is when you're supposed
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  Speaker 8: to take it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I have a very sensitive stomach and I have gotten
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: seasick on these fishing trips before. I was completely fine, wow,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: completely fine.
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  Speaker 3: And it was really choppy, like I was starting to
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  Speaker 3: feel a little bit. I was like like it was
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: like really choppy, and uh so, like we get out
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  Speaker 3: this So this kid, he only took it at night.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: He didn't take it in the morning. And we get
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: out to get the day of Yeah, so we get
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: out there and we're like we're cruising, you know where
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: you got to make like the origin, the original run
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: to the spot. So it's like twenty minutes we're kind
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: of flying down and then we uh they then were
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: stopping to drift and fish, and I see him come
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: up and go up to the other camera guy and go, man,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: I'm already feeling like shit.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: And then within one minute of it and.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Then literally it was nine am. We got back to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: the bar. What fourth he was throwing up from nine
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: am to four thirty and just like.
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  Speaker 6: No one.
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  Speaker 3: Checked on him. Go no, not at all, like they
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: like they were like how much was in his stomach?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: He was sitting like this the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: Throwing up. So it is the whole thing a one
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: camera shot. He would like film when someone had a
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: fish on and then he would go right back to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: throwing up. But it was like, I was like looking
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: the entire time to be like this is kind of
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: like maybe we should bring him in or something. Dude.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: At one point in the late afternoon, we're on the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: way home, he goes.
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  Speaker 8: Does anybody have any electro lights?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: For electro lights? He was I can't move my hand,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: and that's when we were like, all right, let's go in.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: But he was crazy how little they like everybody they
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: were like like at one point, the dude, the the
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: guy Drake, he was like, how's mister Green doing? And
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: this kid's like literally and it was it was kind
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: of one of those things where you feel bad because
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: he would come back every like every now and then
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: he'd be like, yeah, I think it passed to feel
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: fine now, and you'd be like, dude, it obviously didn't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: obviously coming back and then thirty seconds later, you'd see
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: him in the back of the boat, fucking yeah.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: It looks like, yeah, I'll puke once in the morning
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: and be like, let's go get breakfast, let's go, and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: I just don't eat and I puke outside. Dude, I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: there was a really bad when I first started barstool,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: yp took me to Montalk for outdoors. Yeah, and they
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: were he was wanting to get a maco and he
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: brought uh his girlfriend at the time, one of the yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: before he went on, before the trilogy began.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 12: And then but we were going out.
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  Speaker 13: Literally the Lord of the Ring, yeah, the Rings, and
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 13: we were going out and it was like super wavy.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 12: And then for shark fishing, you have to chum the water.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Oh that no worse smell.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 13: Oh so, but it gets so much worse. So it's choppy.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 13: They're chumming the water. It's a diesel engine boat, so
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 13: it smells like you're in an oil tanker. And then
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 13: the captain of the boat is like an old school guy, starts.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 12: Ripping marble reds.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 13: So you got diesel chum waves and marble reds and
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 13: his poor girlfriend. It was just NonStop, like symphony of puking. Yeah,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 13: and we brought her in. We brought it.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: That's what you got it. How close were you guys
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: to short?
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  Speaker 8: I would have I would have swum swam, yeah, I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: would have swam in.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: And if they'd been like, no, you need to film,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: it's your job, it would like fire me, it's over.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: But then the craziest thing was that So I didn't
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: realize this until we like left, because then he's like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: we're back on shore. He's still like really shaken up,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: but he's like, I'm good. I think I think it's
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: past thing. I'm fine now. But he's like, I still
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: I feel fucking awful. And then I'm like, oh shit,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: they're here for three more days.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: Oh that is the worst case scenario for a modern human.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: That's the worst thing you can experience. Yeah, Like the guide,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: like the guy did vomiting.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: The guide turned to him and he was like, it
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: should be calmer tomorrow, and I was like, oh, they
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: have to go back out tomorrow.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: But dude, I'm not kidding. I've never had a medicine
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: work better than that drama.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: It just works.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: And they've got one that's regular, and then they have
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: the one that's the non drowsy, and my only take
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: on the drama I mean I've taken them before is
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: that it always makes me very tired, but it works.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: And then I tried this time. I tried the non
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: drowsy one, and I wasn't tired at all and I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: had no nausea.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I don't really get that. I love it when medicine works.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: It was great and white. It was so black and white,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: so hopefully he took it the right time. The next
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: day it was fun.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: I take a bunch of drama mean before any flight.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: It just it worked better than xanax for me.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: Make it conks me out.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, let's prescribe xanax for flights. And I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: felt weird doing it, so.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Uh switchever kind of a bad path to get the Yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: that's why I just stopped taking the Ada van. Yeah,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: because I love like looking forward to flying. I would
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: book flights, just go home from Looguardia to new work.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: When a drug works perfectly, Yeah.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 12: It is a good feeling.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: It's insane, all right, we wrap it up. Yeah, thank
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: you for having us, Yes, thanks for joining you, and.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Go watch anus, go watch a new one. Told story
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: to see another, see us all again.
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  Speaker 6: Huh yeah all right yeah