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Beard Laws Episode 15 - Interview With Beerbongjohn · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Beard Law fifteen. Many seasons come and go Beard Season,
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  Speaker 1: it never ends. What's up, everybody, how's it going? Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to Beard Laws Podcast. This is episode fifteen. We appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the hell and everybody being here, at least I do.
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  Speaker 1: Do you appreciate body being here?
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: We got some highs. We've never what he's saying. Hi
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  Speaker 1: to beer Bong John. Already starting to let you down.
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  Speaker 1: He's almost here. Dan, you'll command in the house. What's up, Daniel?
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  Speaker 1: See how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Order?
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  Speaker 2: Order?
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  Speaker 1: Court is in session. I welcome the Beard Laws. Nice
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  Speaker 1: Meg loves Beard Season. Tucci from the TikTok. What's up everybody?
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate the hell out of you guys being here.
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  Speaker 1: You do too?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, as you guys know some of you already know.
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  Speaker 1: Big guest, Huge guests this afternoon. Beer Bong John, we've
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  Speaker 1: been advertising all week. I'm stoked. He's stoked. He's actually
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  Speaker 1: backstage right now, just enjoying probably the miller lights. Did
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  Speaker 1: we bring any food back there? I know we had
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  Speaker 1: a mouse problem, so I don't know if we left
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  Speaker 1: food back. There's a little bit left, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: hopefully there's a little bit left for you there put
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  Speaker 1: some stuff in there for like protein shapes and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Because I know he hangs out with Jim. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who gym is, but he says he goes to
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  Speaker 1: the gym most with Jim.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They are always lifting weights.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, maybe his last name waits Jim Wait Jim Waite. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got it. We're onto. It took us so long,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, beer bon John. If you guys are on TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: you know who is just hit the million follow club.
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  Speaker 1: He's excited. I'm excited. I think he's excited, but it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a little weird, but we're gonna get through it.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it's Logan's what's that four in a row?
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  Speaker 2: Four and row?
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  Speaker 1: Baby? If we're playing Connect four, he'd be winning right now.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't want to connect foreign years.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're winning right now. Thanks as always. Tonight, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do What's in My Beard And we got a
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  Speaker 1: special merch that I'm going to reveal for What's in
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  Speaker 1: my Beard A couple of months sold already. It's pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Just came in today. First ones. We're also gonna do
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  Speaker 1: Year in My Thoughts Beer News probably no Greg for
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  Speaker 1: two beards one record. If anybody can get Greg on
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  Speaker 1: the show. Wifey Greg's wife, Are you out there, anybody
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  Speaker 1: related to him shooting a message? We only need five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: We need Greg, That's all. We need Greg guy, just
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  Speaker 1: one time. He's he's a little nervous that nobody wants
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  Speaker 1: to hear what I want to say, but everybody wants
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  Speaker 1: to hear about music. What's you know, what's prevalent in
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  Speaker 1: Music's that the right word? Prevalent?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on in music?
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  Speaker 2: Word?
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  Speaker 1: So hopefully we can get him on there and then
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do our question and answer.
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  Speaker 2: We're just gonna have an awesome, good show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So just a quick thing that we did last week.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody listening to us on the podcast, we're live every Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: nine pm Eastern Standard Logan time, so we're using the
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  Speaker 1: audio from it, so feel free to continue to listen
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  Speaker 1: to it. You can hit over to Facebook dot com
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  Speaker 1: slash Official Beard Laws. New feature just added, that's why
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  Speaker 1: we were like two minutes late. You can now go
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  Speaker 1: to Beard Laws dot com Slash podcast and you can
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  Speaker 1: watch the video when it's live, and you can actually
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  Speaker 1: watch the video as it goes throughout the week until
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  Speaker 1: we do a new live right on the website. Don't
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  Speaker 1: even need Facebook. Sorry, Facebook, don't end the live or
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  Speaker 1: you know, hate on us, but you don't. We don't
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  Speaker 1: need you anymore. We do need you for the comments.
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  Speaker 1: That's another thing. If you do want to comment, you
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  Speaker 1: do have to go to Facebook. So just just make
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  Speaker 1: a fake name or something.
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  Speaker 2: But while you're on Beard Laws, check out the march.
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  Speaker 1: Check it out. Yeah, there's some cool stuff it a
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  Speaker 1: look yeah, look see yeah, would you look at that?
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  Speaker 1: Which you'll look at that? Let's see what we got
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  Speaker 1: it going on for comments? Oh, hey, Aaron's in the
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  Speaker 1: house from talking Beard's that stuff right there that way?
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  Speaker 1: Guess yeah, yeah, you guys see it. Iron Sanctuary, he's
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  Speaker 1: in the house. Where is he? Oh, look at that
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  Speaker 1: Beard Bong, John's biggest fan. I bet you he's backstage.
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  Speaker 1: He's blushing right now. He just got a little nervous
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  Speaker 1: because Aaron Sanctuaries here. First time watching, glad to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he can't wait to see his face. He's
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  Speaker 1: so excited. Another first time. Bobby Bee's in the house,
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  Speaker 1: Beard Heaven. This is like your new date night. Hey, Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're firing through them all. It's getting crazy. This is exciting,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So on that note, on that note, that's
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  Speaker 1: the smartest.
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  Speaker 2: Thing you've said all that, no doubt.
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  Speaker 1: So just quick update as we do everything on the
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  Speaker 1: Beard Laws donation update. As you all know, we've raised
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money for the TVs at the Richard E.
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  Speaker 1: Winter Cancer Center. Last I knew too, or so I
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  Speaker 1: haven't had a chance. Work's been a little hectic. So
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  Speaker 1: if anybody is a nurse, anybody works at Clacks, and
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  Speaker 1: anybody who is a patient, anybody that's been in the
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  Speaker 1: Richard E. Winter Cancer Center last week or so, if
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  Speaker 1: you can comment in here, we'll try to see it,
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  Speaker 1: just to see if there's more stations that are done.
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  Speaker 1: If not, you know whatever. And I just had a
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  Speaker 1: cool email. I'm actually going to be featured in the
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  Speaker 1: Sunny Canton Alumni magazine that's coming up. Got an interview
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  Speaker 1: with that tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: I went to college. I want Sonny Canton. I was
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  Speaker 1: a north Star. It was before they had the kangaroos.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine going to cann being a kangaroo.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds cool, it sounds great. Most people probably think
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  Speaker 1: like you could be What are they the pouches? Do
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  Speaker 1: they have they just they come from the landown under.
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  Speaker 1: Does anybody from Australia know the actual terminology for the
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  Speaker 1: kangaroo pouch?
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  Speaker 2: Vega might sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: First timer? Welcome, first timer, welcome? Does anybody know about kangaroo?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody google that? First time? I love all the first time.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you guys will be back for a second time. Ride, Hey, Logan, Marcy.
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  Speaker 2: Darcy always thought bearded men were serious. Well, my dear,
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  Speaker 2: you are horribly mistaken.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the TVs look good. Is there still two hundred?
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  Speaker 1: Or did anymore get hung up? Are they well? Hung soony? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Soon he can't anything.
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  Speaker 2: We don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Right here to annoy John? Oh, I went, oh, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I clicked the wrong one. But all right, Brian's here
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  Speaker 1: to annoy you John backstage? Can you hear that he's here.
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  Speaker 1: He's here to annoy you first time? This is awesome,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Just because beer bonb John's on the show. Like in
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, you guys can still come back to
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  Speaker 1: the show after Maybe we'll continue to bring them on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh for sure, Hey Logan, Yeah, why is it called
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  Speaker 1: beer trimming your hair? Cutting. Why wouldn't they call it ladscaping? Mm?
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  Speaker 1: See what I did there?
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  Speaker 3: I do?
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  Speaker 1: That's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: All right, every episode we do a quick hidden question.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hide a question, and probably right around this time,
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  Speaker 1: just see if you guys are paying attention, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: hidden question. I got a hidden question if you don't,
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  Speaker 1: I mean hidden question of the day is something that
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  Speaker 1: you need to look out in this episode, all right,
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  Speaker 1: And what you need to do is if you know
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  Speaker 1: the answer, you need to either email Matt at beard
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  Speaker 1: laws dot com or Logan at beard laws dot com
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  Speaker 1: with the answer. Everybody that answers correctly gets just put
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  Speaker 1: into a little pool and we pick a random winner.
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  Speaker 1: Meg was the winner last week, all right, so random
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  Speaker 1: she was the only one. Yeah, so you won by default. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: You will get you our present. And Squeak still has
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  Speaker 1: not found the present. He had a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't even think he's close.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean he's not close. My mom said to
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  Speaker 1: shave the beard. I'm not gonna shave the beard.
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  Speaker 2: Mom. At some point, Julie, you're just gonna ask to
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  Speaker 2: love him for who he is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Ellen DeGeneres we're gonna be on the show
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  Speaker 1: Me Beer Bog, John Iron, Sanctuary, Fresh Prince and O'Hair,
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  Speaker 1: Dan Lenon, We're gonna be on Ellen and you're not
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  Speaker 1: coming Mom because you don't like Yeah, so that was
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  Speaker 1: the question. Oh I didn't ask the hidden question. We
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  Speaker 1: jumped righty by That hidden question is what is on
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  Speaker 1: my coffee mug? Throughout the episode? I'm gonna have SIPs
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  Speaker 1: out of my coffee mug. Answer Matt at beard Laws
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  Speaker 1: dot com, Logan at beardlaws dot com, what's on my
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  Speaker 1: coffee mug? So this week the episode for the segment
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  Speaker 1: for What's in my beard? Guess where it is? Can
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  Speaker 1: you guess where it is?
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  Speaker 3: T n P.
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  Speaker 1: True North Pizza. We didn't even rehearse that. We know
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  Speaker 1: it worked. True North Pizza is located in Flackville, New York.
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  Speaker 1: They have been around a long time. Then they took
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  Speaker 1: a little break, sold at new ownership. They kept it
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  Speaker 1: running for a while, tried some new things, and then
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  Speaker 1: the family that owned it originally got back into it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a North Country staple, great pizza, amazing subs. My
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  Speaker 1: daughter is addicted to the subs. We've had True North
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  Speaker 1: twice this week Monday Wednesday. Told the girl, apparently we're
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  Speaker 1: eating there every other day, so I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: eat their Friday and I'm gonna really let her down. Subs
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  Speaker 1: are amazing, prices are great.
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  Speaker 2: You eating there fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: I eat there almost once a week, going for three
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  Speaker 4: slices of pizza because it's fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: It's best pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I said, the prices are great, you
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  Speaker 1: can go and get a slice. Amazing breakfast pizza and
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  Speaker 1: just a great place. Shout out TNP if you, if
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  Speaker 1: anybody out there comment in here what's your favorite thing? Is?
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  Speaker 1: From True North Pizza. And like I said, every every
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  Speaker 1: episode we do a What's in My Beard segment and
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: now we officially have merchandise. We have the What's in
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  Speaker 1: My Beard shirts because I like tacos and pizza and
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  Speaker 1: French fries and subs and burgers and whatever else in
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: their burritos chicken wings. What's in My Beard available in
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  Speaker 1: many colors, Beard laws dot Com, slash Shop. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: that's beautiful shirt sitting here North Carolina and my family,
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  Speaker 1: my cousin Cooper likes your beard. Cooper, thanks you, Thanks you,
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: I thanks you, Thanks you. That came out weird, but
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  Speaker 1: thank you you have a beard.
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  Speaker 2: You can get away with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, TNP turkey sub showing that TNP nice love. So
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  Speaker 1: if anybody is in the oh, that's awesome. Yeah, grow
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  Speaker 1: it out.
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  Speaker 2: So how old is he?
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How old is the sun? Chicago style pizza is
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  Speaker 1: the best? Okay, right there, TMP breakfast pizza. You can't
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  Speaker 1: go wrong. Oh, sweet and sassy that is an amazing
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  Speaker 1: one as well, except for when you're like, you're a
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  Speaker 1: kid and you go over to your friend's house and
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  Speaker 1: you eat too much sweet and sassy chicken pizza and
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  Speaker 1: then you puke it up. It's a rough thing to
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  Speaker 1: puke up. Have you been there one time?
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  Speaker 4: And not to mention about TMP, but always very friendly.
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  Speaker 4: The girls in there are awesome yep. And Scott you
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  Speaker 4: know he's he's fantastic, just good people.
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  Speaker 2: See nice.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had been your life for entering. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool. You can rewatch it as well if you
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  Speaker 1: want to get on there. So I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: grow a beard.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about that earlier. You can I feel like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like beards are just exclusive to guys. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: they don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: Be he's backstage. He's right over there. He's hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: I told him, I said, the best thing, Like, I know,
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  Speaker 1: you're on camera a lot beer bon and John. You
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: look great. But a little trick that I do is
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  Speaker 1: I do a couple of push ups. Well he took
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  Speaker 1: it to the extreme. He is back there.
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  Speaker 2: What are you on?
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  Speaker 1: Fifty? Back there, John, fifty push ups? Dude looks good.
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  Speaker 1: What was that that twenty that was that was twenty twenty?
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  Speaker 1: Or high five? High five five five? That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fives. I feel like he's I feel like you're
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: at never mind, Holy crap, I can't count that hype.
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  Speaker 1: But guys, he is. He is jacked up for the show.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna do a quick feature beer the day segment,
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  Speaker 1: real real quick, because we got a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I promised him nine to twenty, so we just I
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  Speaker 1: just want to throw this out there. You know what, No,
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  Speaker 1: let's get him in. He's waiting. Let's get him in.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do this feature beer segment later. Let's bring him in.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Got a lot of fans here. What's on the fans
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  Speaker 4: for hanging out with us?
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  Speaker 1: He's anybody else is not from the North Country. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Probably all right, he's jacked up. Throw some
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: emojis in the chat. If you guys are ready for
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: the One the Only Beer Bong down. That's not the intro.
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  Speaker 1: You guys know, I re absolutely love doing the intros.
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  Speaker 1: So let's hit him with it. You ready for it?
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  Speaker 1: He's ready for.
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  Speaker 2: It, all right? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Look at he looks good. Back there, he's ready. He's ready,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Spoiled up?
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Why so much oil? Alright, it's weird? All right, Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. A man who rocks a snapback hat better
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  Speaker 1: than Zach Morris did, occasionally unsaved by the bell. A
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  Speaker 1: man whose milkshake brings everyone to the yard because damn right,
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  Speaker 1: it's just better than ours. A man who is not
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  Speaker 1: afraid to throw down epic bets. A man who never
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: loses a chugging contest strictly because of his name. A
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  Speaker 1: man that has more story times in his vehicle than
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: taxi cab confessions. A man that recently hit one million
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  Speaker 1: followers the One the Only Beer Bong John, Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: My man.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you guys, good, does that you up?
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  Speaker 2: That was pretty good?
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that pumps me up. I I really really enjoyed
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  Speaker 3: that intro, and I need you to be my intro
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  Speaker 3: guy whenever I go into bars, you know, friend's, weddings,
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  Speaker 3: just anything. Work, yeah, work. Every time I see a patient,
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  Speaker 3: I need you to just do that intro. So the
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  Speaker 3: patient snow they're.
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  Speaker 1: In good hands. So I can absolutely do that for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually going to be a couple hours away from
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  Speaker 1: you if we want to try this out. Yes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I can hype you up all night, all night.
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  Speaker 3: That'll that'll work, that'll work.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: He's so hot, oh so I mean yeah, stop not
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: texting him a lot of love. We could probably click
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: through these. I'm going to click through a couple.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what's up everyone, Thank you for joining.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: He's happy to be there. I'm happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: So I honestly thought that you would probab probably be
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: live from the bathroom, just like with Iron Sanctuary. So
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  Speaker 1: I owe him another five bucks. Next beard shots on you?
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  Speaker 3: No, just right here in my room.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool, But I guess even though I lost a
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: couple of bucks, So speaking, I'm very glad that you
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: didn't have to shave the beard off because I am too. Friends,
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  Speaker 1: to Tyler, but he kind of he looks okay without
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: a beard. I just can't picture you. I saw some
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  Speaker 1: deep research of you without a beard, and you still
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: look that's not fair.
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  Speaker 3: But actually I have a picture of me in high school.
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  Speaker 3: You want to see that.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hm.
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  Speaker 3: This was a picture that was supposed to be in
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  Speaker 3: my high school yearbook. No way, that's you, that's me striking.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Were you an Abercrombie and Fitch model, because I
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: think I saw you on this cre window one.
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  Speaker 3: I was offered a job when I walked in there once,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, I didn't take.
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  Speaker 1: It, or it didn't work out.
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  Speaker 2: As a janitor, I didn't have the beard.
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  Speaker 3: I played the part. I played the part pretty yech.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he just had to clean the mannequins, and
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  Speaker 1: then it just got weird because you were just coming
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  Speaker 1: on the weekends and clean them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, A big thing with me is I hate folding clothes.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: I hate folding, and I mean part of the job
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  Speaker 3: is folding. So I was like, you know that's up
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  Speaker 3: the window.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you know. I Nope, growing a beard.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of the beard, that, how did it go down?
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  Speaker 3: With you? And fresh Prince had no hair the start
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  Speaker 3: of the beard off. Yeah, So the entire thing was
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the Freshman's no Hair. His real name is Tyler. Tyler
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: just randomly called me out one day. I had no
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: idea he was going to do it. At the time.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: We had been friends on TikTok for maybe a month
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: or two, and for some reason, every time he posted something,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I always thought the opposite. So he did a post
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: on I think it was Thanksgiving food with green bean castrole.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: He's like, if you bring green bean castrole, get out
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: of here, no one wants you at dinner. I love
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: green bean castrole. So I said, no, I like being
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: green being castle in his comments, and then everyone you know,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: liked the comments. So every single thing that kind of
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: he did a post on, we kind of had butting
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: heads and opinions on. Then one day he just said
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: he was coming after my beard and then decided to
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: make the competition go. I think it was like just
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: November twenty eighth, twenty ninth, something like that, and he
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: said he wanted everyone from TikTok to vote who had
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: the best beard on January first, right, and then that
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: month we were going to be just kind of duking
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: it out every now and again. I came up with
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: the idea the loser had to shave their beard, just
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: because I was like, well, it's not gonna be fun
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: if anyone if the winner doesn't get anything out of it,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: or you know what. But we're both poor, so it's
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: not like we're gonna put money up for it. But
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: and then we just started kind of going with more
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: of like a WWF or E whatever you want to
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: call it wrestling theme, and so we were kind of
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: like duking it out back and forth, and then out
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: of left field was Iron Sanctuary and he just forced
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: himself in the competition, and I've told him this, so
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I saw I'm completely fine with telling everyone. Tyler and
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't like Iron Sanctuary at first because we didn't
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: know him, and then all of a sudden he's just
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: kind of, you know, talking trash and whatnot. We thought
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: he was serious, so we were just like, man, who's
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: who the hell is this guy trying to get in
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: on our competition and blah blah blah. But then I
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: remember it was the post, and I remember the date.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: It was December third, was the day Iron Sanctuary and
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I was b romance started because he did a post
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: saying kind of like dizzing my beard. But then he
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: finished the post saying, hey, do you want to hang
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: out sometime? And so I was like yes, So then
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I do edit it and then like him now? Yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: like him now, And from then on, him and I
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: have been friends. And I mean, let's be real, Iron
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Sanctuary made the competition ten times better because of his
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: extravagant beards. You though, you put those ornaments like, holy shit,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: that was that was impressive.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: See mom, it is impressive. People like it in a heat.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: So your mom hates your beard. Oh yeah, my mom
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: hates my beard. She wants me to shave. She wanted
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: me to lose the competition so bad. Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Oh see it's different. Yeah, it's different time and I've
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: been doing it for fifteen episodes. I say in practice too.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I just smelled the both your arms.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I just have to remember to hit logan all right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So Tammy and the rest of the TikTok world want
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: to know, if you want to talk about it, what
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: was the bet that you lost You had to get
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: your septum pierced.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Arm wrestling?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: That was arm wrestling.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did a post, but it didn't really blow
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: it because we posted it. I think after I got
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: the uh the septum piercing, but.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: We I lost our wrestling nice. Well, that's accepted. If
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: anybody else wants to challenge Iron Sanctuary, let me know.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Email Logan at beard laws dot com. We'll set up
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: some matches. We got you did. Did you see the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: comment Kevin wants one of your beard hairs for four
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I think yes, I will send it to you. Uh
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: for I'll do I'll do two for six grand? Can
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: we can we do that?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: That's it's on the Day podcast. It's official, like a
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: referee with a whistle.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: We'll call it bogo. So so.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Obviously, probably your favorite moment of the whole beard Challenge,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: the whole Christmas season everything was probably the bromance. I'm
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: gonna have to guess, and I mean I was gonna ask,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and then I was just thinking my head.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Like, we know, come on, that's a beautiful story.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: It is a beautiful story. And the I need more
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: practice of putting stuff in my beard. There you go,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Kevin still coming in, So just quick thing, any beard
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: product shout outs or anything that you use in your
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: beard that you want to shout out, So maybe somebody
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: out here is like, oh, he uses that. I really
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: love it, and then you can get some free beer product.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I am currently trying out a few, so I don't
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: have one in particular. I can truly say that I
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: like and love. I think the one I do really
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: like was the one Talking Beard sent me the Old Amish,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah? I really like that brand.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, this is the Beard Wax. Yeah, that's that's when
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: my go to, amongst a couple others. But yeah, it's
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: it's a solid one. If you're gonna if you're gonna
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: start with one, definitely, Oh high five practice, Yeah you
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: want to do it. I think we got it ready
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: that we're getting better.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: We are getting better.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: So you think is the worst food if you had
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: to pick one to eat with your beard? We ask everybody,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: and it seems to kind of be like a common
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: thing where it starts to start to see the same
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: food over and over. But I'm curious about yours is cheetos.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a new one. That one's a pain in
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: the ass.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that one's a big pain in the ass.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Ribs are always hard if you want to eat the
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: ribs right, because you don't want to be that guy
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: cutting the rib with a knife. You know you want
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: to you want to actually hold each rib and eat
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: the meat off the bone. Yeah, ribs. Anything with sauce always, uh,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: always sucks. But definitely the crumbs from Cheetos, Doritos, sometimes
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Cheetos in particular, because I like the puffs I don't
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: like I mean, I like regular Cheetos, but I prefer
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the puffs.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: But they they crumble a lot because it's in your
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: beard or all over the bean bag.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Ye a little, make sure of both, I guess yes.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: So I just got some fan mail the other day,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: first time for me ic static. I got a cool
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: little mug and everything. You get some stuff sent to
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: your PO box. What you don't have, I'm not gonna
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: say one, because you can't just you know, say this
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: was my favorite. It's like saying who's your favorite kid?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I everybody has one. You're not supposed to say it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: So what is one of your favorite pieces of fan
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: mail that you received?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: So? Actually I did a post on it not too
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: long ago. In my wallet, I have affirmations that are
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: just kind of like little things. I'm not sure if
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: this is reversed or not, but I don't know if
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: you can read that yourself. It says, love yourself, you
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: will change, be happy, and then everything is okay. And
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: the one the old cards I had were all beat up,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: and I did a post on that because a couple
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: of years ago, you know, I went through some depression.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna you know, I'm pretty open about it,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: and I went through a very hard time and therapists
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I saw recommended I put in the self affirmations and
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: every time I opened my wallet, I would read them
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: and and I honestly it helped. It wasn't a cure
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: all by any means, but any little bit when you
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: are going through depression really helps, and so that actually helped.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: And I really like stuff that has a meaning behind it,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: and that that definitely was his hands down my favorite
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: piece that I have gotten, because that means something to me.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: She wrote me this long, handwritten letter, so it was
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: it was really nice, it was really cool. And then
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I've gotten a couple of letters of people saying how
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I've made their days better. I honestly didn't think I
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: would ever get anything like that, just people saying that
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I helped kind of distract them from whatever they're going
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: on in their lives per period of time and make
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: them laugh and that that's kind of the goal I had,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: but I honestly didn't think I would get that far.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: So getting the actual mail, I think would probably be
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: the best that I have gotten. The favorite thing of
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Like if we're going to talk about objects, yep, uh,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: someone sent me a whole care package from a country
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: called sat Pan and I guess it's a or Sapan.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Actually I was saying that wrong, and I guess it's
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: the US territory. And they sent me a bunch of
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: you know, food and whatnot that's from the country. I mean,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: it's all enclosed, but like the sweets they typically selling
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: the stores there, jam the super hot sauce that they
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: have there in a long letter saying that they love
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: or this person loves watching me, And I thought that
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: was the coolest thing that someone from a country that's
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: basically in the Philippines watches me. I never thought that
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: would happen. Never thought that would happen.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I never even knew where that was. So you learned
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: every day. I just learned something new, right. I didn't
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: even know that was a country, to be honest, right, Yeah,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: speaking of something new. In learning something new, I want
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: to learn something new. Where did you get the name from?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling, Oh God? But all right, so
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: two specifics I just.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Kind of do to kind of get the full background
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: on it, though. So I I was rushing a fraternity
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: at Arizona State initially, and then I started hitting the
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: beer bong then, and then one of the guys called
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: me beer bong John one time, so that's kind of
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: where it started. But the reason why I go by
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: beer bong John on here was actually a story time
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: of beer bong John down at the river. So we
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: have the Salt River in Arizona where everyone can go tubing,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: and I was drinking quite a bit obviously. When I
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: was younger, I drank more and just was downing beers.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: And then I started hitting the beer bong while I'm
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: on the river and I was talking to this really
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: really hot girl on the river. Well I started kind
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: of getting that whole Well, how do you impress a
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: girl you drink more than everyone else obviously, so I
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: just started, you know, down, and I started hitting the
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: beer bong. And every time I would hit the beer bong,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: all the girls will go whoa, you.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Know so that that went off.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I heard about.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: And uh so then, uh, this is when it kind
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: of gets fuzzy because I did blackout in the story
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: and my friends filled me in on what happened. Well, basically,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: other guys started hitting the beer bong and I I'm
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: very competitive, so I was like, you know what, I'm
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: gonna hit double beer bongs. So I started doing doubles
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: and I hit hit maybe two or three times. Then
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: uh they started doing it. So I did the triple
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: beer bong, which is three beers at a time, and
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I did that twice obviously.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: And I.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I just yet, you got me, you got me, And
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: so I started doing that. And then when I was
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: talking to the girl after I hit the triple beer bung,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: obviously I don't remember this, but I projectile vomited all
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: over this girl. And this girl was smoking hot from
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: when I remember she was smoking hot, but I all
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: over her face, her boobs, everything. And unfortunately this is
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: back in two thousand and nine. Around that time, I
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: forgot exactly when. So you know, it's not like you
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: had like the waterproof phones or anything, so no one
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: brought their phones on the river. You know, no one
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: was recording, but uh yeah, so beer Bong John, So
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: we actually.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Are a little surprised for you. We knew ahead of
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: time this story found the girl and we're gonna bring
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: her into the show for your apollo. Really that that
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: would have been really cool though.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: That would have been because I don't even remember her name,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: but you remember what she.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Looked like, because like we probably could have brought up
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: anyt like that could be hurt with an Arizona shirt.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: All I know was a blonde that was very stacked.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: That that's what I remember.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: We probably found that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, playboys, Uh real, serious question? Did you
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: get her number?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: No? Yeah, no, it's weak.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: You think he's gonna remember he just said they don't
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: have phones.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he could have saved He's gonna remember he
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: could have saved it by pushing her in the river
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: instant clean.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: There in Yeah, I think I'll side the box. Come on,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: just throw some water on it, baby, come on. Yeah,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: so you're here.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: That's why I go by beer Bong John. Is that
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: that story right there?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: So? Yeah, so did you really get caught with a
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: tripod next to your bed? Or was it just a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: TikTok skin. That was just a TikTok skit. Damn plus
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: five bucks again, little skit where you know, it's like
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: my friend asked, my nosy friend asked if I can
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and the notice a tripod And
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't really want tell him I was in a
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: tiktak yet, so it just came out like I'm into porn.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: That was one of my first posts. Yeah, that was Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: that was either one's believable. Now I do my research.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: So you're still a fan of the Corps light or
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: have you upgraded?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I am. I'll drink Cores Light, you know, if it's
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: if I want like a nice cheap beer, don't want
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: to spend too much money if I'm out. But right
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: now I'm drinking Shipyard Blood orange Belgium style and it's
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: made in I think Sarasota, Florida.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: If you guys want to sponsor an episode, we'll bring
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: we'll bring him back and we'll I'll drink those beers.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I'll drink beers.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I love beer, so I'm a huge fan. But now
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: now that I'm older, I definitely drink beer more for
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: a taste rather than to get trashed, because you know,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I'm thirty, I don't. I don't really do that anymore.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Every once in a while, I will.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: When when was the last time you beer bong John did?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Beer bong John did? So it wasn't this year, Santa Cohn.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: It was the year prior. It was Santacon, which I
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: was really weird. I wish I would have gone too,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: But it's basically it's a bar crawl where everyone dresses
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: up as Santa.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And is it in December at least?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in December. It was no, No, it was
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: here in Florida, Florida, in Florida.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so doesn't that get hot?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: It does most years? Uh, yeah it really does. So.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I I don't have like a full stand outfit, but
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: my Jolly as fucked shirt. I wear that with suspenders
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: and then just like the flannel pants and boots. So
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: that's typically what I wear. But it was right around
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: the time I started blowing up during the beard off,
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: so I was getting more hype, I guess you could say.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: And so I was kind of weird about going out
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: around then because I hadn't even been noticed in public yet,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: and I didn't want my first time to be noticed
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: when I'm out in this big bar crawl. I wanted
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: to like tiptoe because I'm actually am a shy guy,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Like I'm not extremely outgoing until I get to know you.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: That's just actually how I am, and people typically don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: believe me, but I really am a little more on
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: the reserve side. So I actually didn't go to Santa
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: clum this year, but the year before I went with
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: my sister and her now ex boyfriend and I got,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I got, I got trash. Apparently. I was like, Oprah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: just you get it, and you get a shot, and
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: you get a shot, and you get a shot. So
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: it was just my I looked at my bank statement
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: the next day and I was like, holy shit.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: That's why that's why you've been poor ever since.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, basically basically, And that's why I don't go out
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: too often because I'm a very happy drug And I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: will tell you how much I like you and all
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: of your good qualities, and then I will offer to
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: pay for all of your drinks, even if I've only
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: met you three minutes ago.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: So I'm the same way.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: It's a disease, that's Sinny Peterson what's up.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: So it's remember, as discussed on the skit nine thirty
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: four as the time you bust out the beer bong
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: and you do one for the live.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Right, I can do one, you know, I have my
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: beer bong.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Two way. I mean, let's let's let's get to some
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: really messed up questions and then you're gonna want to
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: probably be pound a beer. Okay, So we asked Iron
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Sanctuary last time, what's the fiercest animal you think that
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you could take in a fight. So I want to
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: see what your fiercest animal that you think you could
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: take in a fight. His was instant, probably mountain lion.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I would have thought you're sugar, but uh
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: he uh went bear outraled the bear, not even hesitant.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Like you already had.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And then we talked about potentially going to Akron. Scott
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: from Talking Beards is having his beard contest at the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Akron Zoo August first, so there's a plug for that
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Talking Beards. Check them out, seriously, check them out every
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: social media. So we were going to arrange maybe a
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: bear fight then with him, but that's around the time,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: you know, the baby's gonna gonna be born and everything.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: So I think the wife frowned upon that one. Not
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that guys everybody that he wouldn't fight the bear, but
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I think he was told no, let's not fight the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: bear around this time.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Probably it's probably not a good idea, No, maybe not,
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: maybe not. There's a lot of glory behind it, though,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: so I can see why he would want to do it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, So I don't know if you need if you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: have enough beer. But this is the time of the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: show where we start to ask would you rathers? And
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: really fun questions because a lot of views and stuff
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: like that, it's always like what's your favorite? You know
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: what I mean, just the standard stuff. So we're gonna
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna mix it up a little bit. So you
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: want to ask them this one longan or do you
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: want me to I'm not scared to ask.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: If you could have sex with one person, any person,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: but they die right after? Who would it be? Sh it?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: But they die yeah, right after. So I mean there's no,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: there's not really a walk of shame in that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: You don't have to praying mantisit but I mean they're done.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to be the one to do it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: So, so how do they die, though, first, like, do
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I dick them to death? Like, because that would be
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: that would be if you will probably be a good
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: way to go. But I mean, do they get coronavirus?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Or like, how do they go out?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Let's ask the magic A PA is a coronavirus? Yeah,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: let's go with that. Sure.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Can I choose the option not to fuck anyone? Then?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: If they die? No?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: No, you can't some one alright?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe not coronavirus.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Maybe they walk out the door, down on the stairs,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: you close the lines, you fall asleep. About twenty minutes later,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: they just dropped dead in the supermarket going to get
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: the after has nothing.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: To do with.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Can I think on that for like a you can
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: circle back to that one.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I will circle back.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: An easy one was a nice guy?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're away. Okay, you're stuck on a deserted island
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: for one year. Who do you pick to bring with you?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Iron sink story.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I knew that one. You only five bucks? No hesitation? Bear?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Would you call him bear grills?
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Probably bear grill?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Oh what did I call him?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: No? Would you anyway?
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You're still thinking about that question. I can see it
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: in your eyes.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I think just because it would never happen. It would
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: probably just to just to say it like Jessica Alba.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's more reasonable to be honest.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's you know, it would never happen, and.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: So Iron sing, how dare you come in? But if
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: it did, am I your third Bring on the island,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Bring on ring on the island. Yeah. So maybe that
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: event happens and then you go out to the island
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: for a year, everybody forgets what you did to Jessica Elba,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: then life's good. You and Iron Sanctuary maybe do some
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: questionable things on an island, but we're gonna forget about
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: all that and life's gonna move on. It happens what
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: happens on the island.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like if you and Iron Sanctuary were deserted
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: on island, it wouldn't be for long.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: No, we would definitely build a rap and get our
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: asses off of there, or just Sandbridge Sandbridge.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I like the Sandbridge.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I do like that because we have you guys have
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: epic beards. You could just part the ocean and just
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: walk right back to Florida.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, we actually know Poseidon, and so think that makes
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: it figure he would help us out absolutely.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: So you get one free throw, you make it, you
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: get one million dollars, but if you miss it, you
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: can never TikTok again. Do you take the shot?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't you? Then you can just download bite
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: and be famous and make all this money and get
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: stuff sent to your po box. If you want to
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: see his po box on them all SARTs, cool stuff,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: check out his tiktoket's in the description. So what is
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the hottest celebrity that you think you have a chance
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: with if you actually got to meet them? No beer bongs,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: no triple beer bongs, no puking on them. But the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: hottest celebrity that you get down you just can just
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: hang out and just work your magic. Who's the hottest
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: one that you think you could.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Get Blake Lively? Wow? Wow, I'll go after Ryan Wife.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I'll do it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I'll be that guy. I know he is, but I'll
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I do it just to see who could out Petty who?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Wow? He might let you though, I think that'd make
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: for good TV. Like it, that's who's yours mine? I
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: didn't think I had to answer it? Who's yours?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Betty White? Dude?
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Like, why not I'm gonna say, who else is she
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: gonna say?
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Note to nobody?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: The hottest one I could probably get. It's probably Madonna
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: because I think she just had some more surgery and
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: her face is like up here and her eyes are
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: in her forehead.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: And it'd be tough to see you.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably all I can get. Wait, like a verd.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Then would you rather let someone unsupervised look through your
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: phone or walk down the street naked? Once looks through
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: my phone? Oh wow, you don't do anything weird on it? No,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: not really, nobody's touching his phone. Rather date someone who
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: laughs at everything or someone who laughs at nothing.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Everything?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think I have to go that.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Would you rather premature ejaculate or cry during sex?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Cry, get all the emotions out, maybe let it all out?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I thought you were supposed to do that, but I
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: guess yeah.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's my way of making her wet. I'm
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: just just scant blanding on her.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: It's you know, would you rather have sex with post
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: malone or smell like post malone? Have sex?
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But I'm sure?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Really is he that famous? Does it matter that much?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Would you rather? I don't know what he smells like,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: but I sure don't want to have sex with him.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's not. I mean maybe I don't know him.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know them that well. Maybe see Betty.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Way, I mean beer bong fuck post malone.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: John, I mean what, yeah, what'd you a million dollars
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: right there?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even have to take that free throw.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have your internet search go viral or
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: your sex.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Tape internet search?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I mean if your sex tape goes viral because you
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: got the tripod down there anyways with post malone and
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you got a million fowers on TikTok, I feel like, yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: You actually that's a valid point because I would probably
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: get more clout by my sex tape going out there, right, yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: let it, let it go out.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: You got a million bucks, you got post malone, you
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: got viral, and all your secrets are still with you.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's true.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: That is true.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: So we are pretty much at the end of the interview.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I promise you we'd get you out of there. We
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: got you a little bit in there. So this is
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the time where you can announce anything you got going on,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: little plug, you know, any announcement We've told the people.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: There's a big announcement. You want to let everybody know
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: what the announcement is and then let everybody know what
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: you have going on.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: We have another some more merch dropping that we do
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: that you know, we are launching another hoodie. Do you
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: have a picture of it?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I do not. Oh shit, yeah somewhere you guys keep talking,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I'll find it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And as well as the hoodie, there's also I
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: believe gonna be a T shirt a T shirt as well.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: This time perfect So it is is us three is
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: the freshprints of No Hair, Iron Sanctuary and myself on
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: the hoodie or shirt. It is not Christmas theme though,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: so something you may want to wear your round. We
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: have the same artist draw another picture of all of
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: us together.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Helena for XB.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Shout out yes Helena XB and yeah, she does a
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: phenomenal job. I believe she has done work privately for
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Iron Sanctuary. She has even made stuff for Youth passor Ryan.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: So watch out for some of that here. We're gonna
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: shot it over here on the screen. If it works, bam,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: boom boom. That is the new logo that's going to
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: be available tomorrow, Friday, January thirty first, twenty twenty, the
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: last day of January rate before February.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: It's Murky Day. That is Yeah, that's that's the big announcement.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: We have some more more merch dropping.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: So what's what's next for you? What's next for beer
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Bong John? In terms of TikTok or anything? What do
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: you got going on? What do you want the people
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: to know? We got exactly one hundred people. We got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a thumbs up, a heart, a smiley, and a face.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Nobody apparently cares. Two people were like what he's got
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Basically, basically, I'm just trying to keep keep everyone laughing.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I'm doing my best, and it is a little bit
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: of pressure not with more followers. And I'm just trying
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: working on some more story times from my past, trying
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: to to make them funny for you all. And really
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: the hardest part for me with story times is condensing them.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: If you look at my older story times, I did
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: like thirteen part story times and they weren't successful because
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: it was harder for me to get the point across.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: So when I mean writing, all my story times are true,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: everything has happened, So it's more how can I get
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: it done in one to two posts, how like what
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: parts am I taking out?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: What parts?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you? And so that's really what I'm
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: working on with my business. I am going into busy
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: season with physical therapy, so it doesn't make it harder
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: to record and post, but I still am doing my best.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Probably not going to be posting six to ten times
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: a day like I was. I will probably try to
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: go back to one to three max. It's much easier
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: to manage that way, and I may possibly be able
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: to record everything in one day and just live my
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: life that week. And that was something that was really
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: hard with the beard off was constantly I'm like, Okay,
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: what is Iro instinctually going to do? And how am
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I going to have to apply? Because then he would
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: do something he would do throw out an extravagant beard
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, now I have to try to
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: go top that. So it was a constant back and forth,
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: which I love. I love the back and forth, but
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: it does make it harder on at least your personal
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: life the time yet, because you have to kind of
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: schedule your day around making content. So I will probably
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: try to just focus more on story times. That seems
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: to be my bread and butter, and I have kind
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: of gotten away from that. I have done a lot
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: more of the bathroom mirror post. But I broke my
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: sister's shelf, so I should probably cool it on that.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: But Butter, hopefully you're not into the keto because that
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: would just kill it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: All right, No keto with actually, yeah, bread, you can't
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: have bread. You can have butter. Though with keto that
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: was in the dark.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't really know keto items. I tell everybody when
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I just when I just go in the cafe and
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I get breakfast or lunch, I'm like just living that
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Keto life. And they're like, that's not keto, and I'm like,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: all you need to know with keto is.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Like no carbs, it's just protein and the fat. That's keto.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Do you do kido?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: No?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: No, I'm drinking. I'm drinking a beer.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Man. Wait what, I'm confused.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: No, I I know what it is.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I just you're smarter than we are. I mean, you're
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: a peak my brothers my brother's a pet. I get it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: You're smarter, understand, But the yeah, the key the things
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: threw me off.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, well listen, man, I appreciate
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the hell to you be in here. Thank you for
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: having me amazing episode. You're an amazing person. I'm glad
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: to be your friend. I'm glad for the content as
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: well as everybody else in here. So maybe we'll have
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you back on the show a little bit and we'll
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: keep people out to date on what's going on with
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: your life. We had a good time watch us, and
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: we learned how high five.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Spam and I just too that was awesome.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I want to go the right way, right way, but
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I wasn't looking.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I was getting punched in the face. But seriously, I
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: appreciate it. He appreciates it. Thank you much for taking
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the time and we'll all right. Sounds good.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Have a good night, guys. Fantastic, that was amazing. Ficure
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: out beer bong. John, thank you so much, seriously, fantastic,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: just just an absolute great guy. As he mentioned, the
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: merchandise is coming out tomorrow and if you're wondering where
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: you can get it, you can get it at beard
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: laws dot com slash shop. Just go to beard laws
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: dot com. You can actually search beard Bros. Or you
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: can go to beard laws dot com slash beard Bros.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: The page is gonna be updated by tomorrow. You're gonna
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: be able to do that. I will make sure that
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: there is smalls. I don't think it's gonna be extra small.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: But if if there's something that you want that you
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: don't see on the site, just shoot me an email
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Matt at beard Laws dot com. We'll make it happen.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for these guys. The merch is awesome. Just
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: just a great group of guys. That's beer Bong, John Iron,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Sanctuary and fresh prints and no hair. So again, what
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: an electric interview. Can't thank him enough. So if you
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: guys don't follow him already, check him out on Instagram,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: check him out on TikTok, anything else he's on. He's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: got links and his TikTok for it and you can
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: check it out on the Instagram. Just an amazing guy,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: an amazing crew. I'm blessed to know them and be
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: a part of those guys. So we're gonna take a
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: quick second here, We're gonna we're gonna run through the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: ads really quick. We got about ten minutes left in
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the show. We want to thank all these guys. Give
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: these guys the plugs that they deserve for helping support
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: the show. So loan bear Beard. As you can see
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: in the background here is a great small hand crafted company.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: They send some products recently. I've had my daughter go
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: through every day this week and pick a different oil
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: that she wants me. I've tried the cherry, I've tried
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the lemon, the Arctic peppermint. So I mean, this is
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the stuff right here. Tomorrow. I think she picked the coffee.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna go in with some coffee. It's a
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  Speaker 1: great product. There's gonna be some reviews coming up. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get We're gonna get Logan using some oil, stepping
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: his game up. He's gotta be careful what he uses
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: because the wife's allergic to a lot of stuff everything.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: What do you wear right now?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: The lemon? If it still smells like it, that's cool.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: It's not bad, not bad, last all day. No can
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: reapply now. It's not creepy doing it for all right, next,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: next plug. Next we're gonna do. This is an amazing
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  Speaker 1: card game called the Knock Knock. Had the pleasure of
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: playing this pretty hard over the weekend. It's it's an
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  Speaker 1: amazing game. It's fast paced, there's a lot of strategy.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I highly recommend checking it out. Trinity Craft google it,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you can go to their website. Check them out. They
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: have a new game that's coming out. They're gonna hopefully
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: send another one so we can check that out. There's
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: gonna be a full review on Knock Knock as well. Also,
• 49:27
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• 49:35
  Speaker 1: That shars Bar also a new ad to the show.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Want to talk about I should be throwing these banners up.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go through the banners real quick. We're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: this because Doug Stabborn's coming up and we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: real quick. Where is it?
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  Speaker 3: Where is it? Where is it?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: We did loan bear Beard? There they are. Check them
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: out shars Bar, check them out. Next one new to
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  Speaker 1: the show is McLear's Pest Control. Contact them. There's the
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  Speaker 1: Great guys, they spray my house, they spray all the neighbors.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: There's not the fun they spray, you know, they do
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: not get rid of spouses.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: They don't get rid of spouses, and i'd imagine probably
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: not crabs. I don't think that's a pest. You might
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: think it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: That's actually that's correct.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: And as we mentioned, Dougs Tavern located in People to
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: New York, home with the Wild Wing Night on Wednesdays.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Tons of wings, tons of great food. I think I
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: recently saw on their Facebook page that they are rolling
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: out a couple of new items for food, So check
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: them out Facebook dot com slash Doug's Tavern. One. Below
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: is a couple of the events. Tomorrow is the trivia night.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I was there before it started, huge crowd. Saturday is fine, mess,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: fine mess with some great people.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I know the band, They're awesome, and uh well I'm
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: going to be there and I'm going to cordially invite
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: you'd come with me.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Well cordially I might accept that cordially shit. And Fulton
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  Speaker 1: Road will be there February seventh day of live music
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  Speaker 1: Friday or Saturday again. Check out their Facebook page for
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: everything that they have going. Onely and what we got
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: We got about eight minutes left. I want to get
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to What do you want to do? You guys want
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to do the Q and A. Do you guys want
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: to jump Let's let's jump into the one of my
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: favorite segments, which is you're in my thoughts. You're in
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: my thoughts as a segment about what Logan thinks about
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: well he's urinating.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Correct, So earlier today, uh, we're you're in my thoughts
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: thinking about birthdays. Mine was two weeks ago, two Fridays ago,
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: and I started to compile this. I was like birthdays.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: January birthday suck. If you have a January birthday, it's
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: just it's cold, at least here.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It is, maybe John yeah cold, Oh it's really cold.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Oooo.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Anyways, Uh, January birthday suck. But you know, everyone should
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: still celebrate the birthday. So I got thinking of about
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: birthdays for people with beards. So I started, I got
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: on my phone, started to compile a list through other sites,
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: of course, because I don't know everyone's birthday.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: And uh, I had this list and I was going
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: to write down.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: And then my son had a hive reaction, an allergic
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: reaction while in the tub. Uh, and so it kind
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: of sidetracked me from making the list.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: So ye're in my thoughts people.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: With birthdays who have beards. That will be next week.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: We will start a week after birthdays. Week after.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I'm in Florida next week.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: He's in Florida next week.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to break the news, but there's no
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: episode next week.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: We'll get that. I'm gonna But anyways, you're in. My
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: thoughts curtailed into this. Parents with kids with allergies. It sucks.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Learn it, let it, love it, accept it, take care
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: of your kids. I'm not an expert, but he's okay.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: But by the way, a birthday today, Christian Bale, I believed,
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: straggly beard, but a good beard, because Christian Bale is straggling.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Gene Hackman turned ninety today. I believe, wow, ninety or
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: ninety two.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Good for you, Gene. Good for Eugene. But Eugene, you yourself, Jeane.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: There were a few others that have rocked some beards.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Charles Dutton was either today or this this this week.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know where Anyone doesn't know Charles Dutton. He's
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: a good actor older.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: But anyways, you're and my thoughts got sidetracked by a
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: allergy reaction. So I apologize.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It's okay, but self apologize.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I don't apologize but I will.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: And it's a very long thing, but he peas for
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: a long time I've seen it.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: And if anybody wants to be a part of the
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: show and have their own year in My Thoughts, you
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: can check out beard laws dot com slash shop. You're
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: in My Thoughts, just hit it in the search bar.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You'll see some cool shirts, different sizes, different colors.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: And remember the shirt that you're in my Thoughts shirt
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: is a picture of me ping, the silhouette of me
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: ping and my neighbors. You're ping in my yard, the
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: silhouette on my neighbor's yard from the light from my
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: other neighbors yard, which none of those do know about.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: So no, hopefully we don't have to give them right
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: so real quick, I just it's a segment that I've
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: done I kind of want to bring back in. If
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I don't do this person for the feature beard of
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: the day, we just kind of have to. Yeah, So
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: the featured beard of the day is Kobe Bryant. Obviously
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: know everybody knows Kobe. Kobe if you don't know, Kobe
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: was a legendary Laker who tragically passed away with several
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: others recently and he was known to rock a business beard.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: He was a man who was named after a type
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: of steak, and he chose to walk away from the
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: game that he could have continued to dominate to be
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: a father. His recent passing has affected many people. People
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: that have never even met him or even been in
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: been in the same room as him, were brought to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: tears and moved and very emotional. He's done so much
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: for so many people. He's obviously known for so many
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: records and everything that he's done on the core and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: one of the best to ever play the game, but
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: he has also done so much for so many charities.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: He gave a million dollars to the Smithsonian's National Museum
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: of African American History and Culture. Like that's the kind
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: of caliber of the guy that he is. He had
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: a way with words that very very many people do,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and a brain in a mentality that many people just
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: aren't even born where they have the capability of doing.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: And he just mentored so many young athletes and people
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: throughout the entire world, not the nation, the world. He's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: a man that has had good times and he's also
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: had some really really dark times that he has figured
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: out and he's persevered, but at the end of the day,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: he left the world with a legacy. He's the true
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: meaning of levit. He's the true meaning of legends never Die.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: So that everyone affected in this terrible tragedy, the Beard
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Lost crew wants to send positive thoughts and vibes and
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: it's just a terrible thing that everybody's talked about and
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, there's just there's not a lot of words.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: It's it's a terrible thing. And but so I just
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: quick shout out to Kobe featured beard of the day, and.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: He rocked a good beard.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: He never had the big full beard, but his was
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: the classic I'm a man beard.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the beard says a lot about him, man heed.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: He was business all the time, Mamba mentality. Just it's
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: just an amazing thing to see the entire world pay
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: tribute and just continue to keep his legacy going from
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: people that still throw stuff in a trash can and say, kobee.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: So that morning, we're doing a baseball practice, no open
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: baseball practice, open baseball.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: One of the kids is just doing one of these
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: and throwing the baseballs in the cage and he's missing.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I'm like and there's a Facebook meme says they are
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: picking up balls in the cage takes twice as long
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: because everyone thinks to Kobe, so I told him this,
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: He's like, well I am, and then the kid made
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: like tend straight. It was crazy, and of course later
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: on that happens, and it's we've never met Kobe, but
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: he was part.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Of our, part of growing up, part of part of everything.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: And uh, just terrible tragedy. Thoughts and prayers and positive
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: thoughts and everything to everyone effect you know, affected, not
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: just not just them, every other family. Just a terrible thing.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: So he's alb with aulta belly.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the coach, the baseball coach, yep, another girls, young
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: girls coach, and another family in the pilot.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Just just a terrible tragedy. I don't even know how
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: we move on from that. But you want to do
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a quick Beard news, you guys want to let's hear
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: the Beard news, just Beard news. Anybody that doesn't know,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: anybody that doesn't know. Every Tuesday, eight pm Eastern Standard Time,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Talking Beards has their show. They I come in, I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: do a quick news article and then I'm gonna do
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: the same article. So it's going to be the Talking
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Beard's News brought to you by Beard Laws, and I'm
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: going to do the same kind of news. Make sure
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to check those guys out. They're an amazing, amazing show,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: a couple of great guys. They had Dancy on their show.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: He's in another amazing YouTuber check him out. So here
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: we go. Good evening. I'm Matt and this is your
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: talking beard news brought to you by Beard Lows. I
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: stumbled upon an article from the Echopilot dot com, which
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: you can check on the website Beard laws dot com
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: slash podcast about a group of guys in central Pennsylvania
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: that got together on January fourth. They didn't get together
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: to have a couple of beers. They didn't get together
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to try to beat beer Bong John in a funneling contest.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: They didn't get together to watch the Pro Bowl or
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: any type of football game. But they did have one
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: very unique thing in common. For this gathering, they all
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: decided something absolutely amazing. They committed to growing their beards
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: for an entire year to help raise awareness and money
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: for the Tide Ministry's work to spread gospel around the globe.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: The group called this the Yeared Beard Challenge. Sixteen men
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: participated and grew their beards all year round, and a
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: bunch of other guys well, they grew them out for
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: shorter periods of time. Eight people that decided to do
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the old no shave November and a couple of others
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: grew it out for just a couple of months. Week
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: The Year Beer Challenge was able to raise twenty seven
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and another five hundred dollars was given at
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: the event after someone agreed to eat the world's hottest chip.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: It was called the Manny Pacquiao Carolina Reaper Tortilla Chip.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: That's not the real name, but it should be. Many
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Pacquiao hit them up. That should be your sponsor, because
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it punches a It hits just as
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: hard going in and out.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: It got it.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: It's the world hottest chip. Five hundred bucks, so almost
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: twenty eight thousand dollars. So all the year bearders, their
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: families and staff from the Tide who there raised money
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: for met at the B Street Restaurant in Greencastle for
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: the Yeared Beard Bonanza, where they had the chance to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: make a mistake of starting off twenty twenty with a
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: clean shaved face.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Risky business.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I have to imagine though, that there was a sign
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: on the door that said no sending food back if
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: there was hair in your food. Definitely, each person that
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: made it a year got a sweet year beard t shirt,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: beard combs, and beard oil. The person that won the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: best beard was Brad Graham, So congrats Brad Graham. Also
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: congrats to everybody that joined the Bearded Brotherhood and grew
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: that beard out for one year. So a couple before
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: and after pictures, the dudes looked amazing growing that beard
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: out for one year. In other news from NBC New York,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: local authorities are looking for a man who was spotted
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: combing his beard with a knife and masturbating next to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a woman on a rush hour train. So anyone with
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: information on the man that was seen, or if any
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: of the photos that have been floating around the internet,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I have the link on beard laws dot com, slash podcast.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Make sure you call crime stoppers at one eight hundred
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: five seven seven tips. It's a terrible ending for the number.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: But as messed up as the story is, there could
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: be no arguments about men not being able to multitask,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: because this is proof the dude is combing his beard
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: with a knife on a train in rush hour and masturbating.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I do not, by any means, condone these actions. It's gross,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: it's criminally wrong. But this has to end any argument
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: from all you women or anybody else that men are
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: not good at multitasking, no doubt. Unbelievable. So, guys, this
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: was an amazing episode, Episode fifteen. We've come a long way.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I think we can get beer bong John slam a
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: beer before we go.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, I don't know. He's backstage.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I think just willing to just kind of hang out.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I think he's relaxed.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: I think he's probably I think.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: His moment has passed. But the only way that I
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: really think he would do this, and I would need
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: some approval, is he would just have to kind of
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: just like just kind of give us thumbs up or
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: just kind of knock on the wall. Or if he
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: just wants to come back and tell everybody good night,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: we could probably make that happen. Or just does a
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: cameo at some point, or a cameo what do we
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: god wigos, wiggos, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, back from the studio.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: This is this is an education to everybody. There was
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: one hundred people. Beer Bong John leaves down at twenty five.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You don't leave the game before it's over. You never
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: leave the game before it's over because you might miss something.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: You know what you missed. You missed beer Pong.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: God, he's back and paid good money.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: They paid good money for this and they all left.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Let this be a story or the ages.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: See why would they do that?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why would why would they leave? Why would they leave? Week?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Week week? Taught them out for the conclusion the end
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: of the story. Guys, don't leave the show until it's
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: completely over, because you guys are all missing, all of them,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: and they're all gonna laugh because they are. You guys
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: could have had a little bit more time. You could
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: have shot your shot and just told him how much
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: you loved him, ladies, But no.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: You left.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: It's like going to bed on your wedding night before
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: your wife.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: And yeah, you could have stood there and watched him
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: puke all over some poor girl. But no, you decided
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: to leave. And if you're from the West coast, you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: have no excuse because it's only what noon, seven, seven dinner,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yet you're probably still stuck in rush hour traffic, and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: you could be watching us better than the Lakers. Lay
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: why we just had the whole fairy Kobe and I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: gonna bache what's up? The ray's here? If you want
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: to see the biggest fluffy of bearded man on TikTok,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: check out Wicked Teddy Bear. And I heard you're the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: grape Vine. Correct me if I'm wrong, Anthony Stern, you
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: give a hell of a hug. Real fans remain. Sandy
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: knows what's up? It's seven here, yeah, seven, Yeah, I'm
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: really good on that seven. So why don't uh, why
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: don't you let's end it. I don't know if you
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: want to pound a beer, if you just want to
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: tell everybody to night, if you got something cool, they
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: want to say, we're gonna let you on the show,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: because that's what that's what everybody.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Can I didn't mean the bash the Lakers.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: I have, Pond. I will not pound a beer just
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: because I have to wake up at five tomorrow and the.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Only beer I have are very heavy beers.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Typically, when you pound a beer, it would be like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: a cores light, bud Light something like that, or you know,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: a regular Budweiser but not any of these craft beers
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: that I have. When you chug craft beer, not not
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: too not a fan you make that beer. But I
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: will say thank you all very much for joining this podcast.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you both for having me. I really appreciate it.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun. It was it's the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: first podcast I've ever done.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you for having me on.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: I did switch to my glasses because my contacts are
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: starting to burn.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: But look a glasses, no glasses, glasses. It's like it's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: like a pattern.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. But I just want to say I will
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: am so down to come on your show again whenever
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: you'd be willing to have me. And I'm looking forward
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: to meeting you when you come down here in a
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: couple of weeks.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And if at any point, maybe uh, maybe we
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: tease the fans that still stayed here. Maybe we introduce
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a TikTok segment and we have
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: we we can get up to six people in here.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe we get beer Bong John, some Iron Sanctuary, some Tyler.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe we get them all in here for a quick
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: little five to ten minute TikTok segment and who knows,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: maybe these guys get real into it and then they
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: have their own little spinoff. Sky's the limit with these guys.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: You never know what we're gonna do. But how about
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: we all these cheers well cheers, yeah, well cheers for
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  Speaker 1: cheers to you guys. Cheers the beer Bong John. You
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  Speaker 1: guys are absolutely amazing. He's absolutely amazing. Thanks everybody for
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: episode fifteen. It's gonna go down in history as one
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: of the most successful podcasts in beer b Loss history.
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  Speaker 2: I got to a mess O four easily.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah uh and the so uh yeah? I mean who
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: else we got in here? Can't wait till you fight
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: a mountain lion. It's gonna be big, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys very much. Per bon John just an
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  Speaker 1: absout amazing guy. Thank you so much for everything. And
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: we're gonna hit you guys with the outro. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: end this broadcast and we're gonna oh sad news real quick.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be no episode sixteen next week because sixteen
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: is a number that is special to this guy and
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it without him. I'm gonna be in Florida,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully seeing why do I keep pointing that way? Hopefully
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: seeing this guy at least for a beer or two,
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  Speaker 1: and there's gonna be no episode next week, but the
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  Speaker 1: following week we're gonna make up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: So uh, thank you guys very much. We're gonna hit
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: you with the outro. Heerbone John, thanks again, man, appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the hell for having me, all right, brother, see h
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  Speaker 1: yeah honey, And as always, what do we say? Beer done.
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  Speaker 2: Good? I'm good than cool? Looking at the beard.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna hit him with the outro. Bam, We're
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: really gonna hit him with the outro. Here comes technical.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Why isn't it going on? Outro?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I love Beard, it's on my face.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: The cool thing is there is a really cool theme
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: song coming up for us, being made by a band,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: and it's breaking news because this isn't loading. Why isn't
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: this loading? I feel like I failed you all.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Let's try to do this last five seconds of the show.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go back to him. We really want to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: do this intro and we are Hey, we're back because
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: we missed you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Part two.
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  Speaker 1: And is it gonna work?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: The intro is kind of like the outro is kind
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: of like the intro. I don't know what's going on,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: so we'll just we'll just do it this way. I'm sorry.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I'll let you guys all day, but there's still thirty
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: one here. But I feel really bad.
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  Speaker 3: F five.
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  Speaker 1: It's very refreshing. Let's try to do it one more
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: time for everybody here, because now I built up this
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: this outro like it's gonna be really cool.
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  Speaker 3: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: We got it. We got it, guys, we got it.
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  Speaker 1: Bam bam. You guys have a wonderful night. As always,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: what do we say? Beard on, beard on,