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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Lies Told at Republican Midterm Convention · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, I'm going to be at
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  Speaker 2: the Alron Theater. That is September 11th, the following day.
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  Speaker 2: That's for D.L.
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  Speaker 1: And D.L. Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley.
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  Speaker 2: For anything goes for the following day, we'll be at
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  Speaker 2: the Disney Theater in Orlando, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: And then my podcast, Uncertain. He is out.
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  Speaker 2: A new episode came on yesterday, and then we have
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  Speaker 2: a new one this Thursday. I saw the owner of
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  Speaker 2: Bucky's doesn't want to come to California.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need you here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like to buy gas station stuff. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: they do have a great pool of pork showers, I
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  Speaker 2: will say that. But I never go in there. It's
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  Speaker 2: always Lou or Derek. They get so excited about, we
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  Speaker 2: got a bucket so I can get some beef jerky.
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  Speaker 2: It's too many rednecks and gas in the same place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is.
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  Speaker 3: But some of the stuff in there is pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hang around too long, but, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I grab and go.
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  Speaker 1: I want to, yeah, I want to cashew log.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: They got great fudge.
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  Speaker 1: He's acting like we ain't got other stuff to do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just, you know, it's just, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: shop at a gas station.
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  Speaker 2: But I will say, if I'm being honest, Royal Farms
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  Speaker 2: Arena has some of the best chicken I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: And you can get those erectile dysfunction pills right there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right at the checkout. You can get a
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  Speaker 2: chicken leg and get your leg right.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. And if you're lucky, they sometimes have those
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  Speaker 1: Xtend sodas.
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  Speaker 3: You got too much going on for me.
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  Speaker 1: Xtend third leg right up.
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  Speaker 5: Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: This dude acting like, man, you don't know who we are.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't We don't need that. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't work in L.A. because we got other stuff
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 2: It would work in Fresno or Bakersfield or somewhere like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because it makes sense. It's apropos. It makes
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  Speaker 3: sense to be there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Walmart with gas tanks.
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  Speaker 3: Walmart with gas tanks.
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  Speaker 5: I go for the restrooms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, and they're always in remote areas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever a Buc-ee's is there, there ain't nothing else going
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  Speaker 1: on around there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, you're on your way from Nashville going
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  Speaker 3: to Chattanooga right there before you get to Montego, right
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  Speaker 3: there nestled in the corner is a Buc-ee's.
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  Speaker 2: And when something nestles, I can't go. I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to where they nestle. They got a gang of them.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want to go.
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  Speaker 1: We're not appreciative. Don't come here. Ain't nobody. We'll do all.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're making the right decision because we would not
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  Speaker 3: appreciate that here. No. At all. Well, besides you every
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  Speaker 3: now and then with that full pork.
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  Speaker 1: It is a devastatingly good sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's really that good or
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  Speaker 2: I'm hungry or I got to get something.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's a mascot thing. Maybe if they changed it
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  Speaker 4: from a beaver, what would be good in California? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: A beaver is probably good anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Not everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Did I tell you that my kid's gynecologist was named
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  Speaker 2: Bonnie Beaver?
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  Speaker 1: You sure did.
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  Speaker 3: You did tell us that.
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  Speaker 2: And I think she's Bucky's mascot. That's crazy, ain't it?
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  Speaker 5: She got an office now.
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  Speaker 2: Fact, chairs are going to be working overtime in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Jazz happens to give us five lies being told at
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  Speaker 2: the Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: That should be interesting. Number five would be economic performance.
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  Speaker 3: They're really promoting the fact that, you know, the economic
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  Speaker 3: record is incredible, despite, of course, a lot of dissatisfaction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to disagree with that. Well, you can believe me.
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  Speaker 3: The cost of living and eggs and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Me or this grocery receipt. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Number four, the top five lies being told at the
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  Speaker 3: Republican midterm convention in Dallas. Party unity and attendance. Ain't
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  Speaker 3: nobody there.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that's going to be reflective of the polls, too.
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  Speaker 2: I think nobody's going to. In large numbers, people are
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  Speaker 2: not going to come vote for more of this. They're
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  Speaker 2: not going to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I hope not. It's just going to be the cult members. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't going to be people to vote for more
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  Speaker 1: of this.
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  Speaker 3: Please not. Top five lies being told at the Republican
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  Speaker 3: Midterm Convention in Dallas. Opponent labeling.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. All you can do is call it.
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  Speaker 3: Always do that. Stoking fear. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to hear a lot about socialism.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's hard.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five lies being told at
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  Speaker 3: the Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas. Immigration.
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  Speaker 1: There's masses of people who are coming here. They're all gone.
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  Speaker 1: And the number one of.
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  Speaker 3: The top five lies being told at the Republican Midterm
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  Speaker 3: Convention in Dallas. Oh, God, the Iran conflict. Yeah, it's over.
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  Speaker 1: We're losing that war.
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  Speaker 3: We're losing that war, but they're making it seem like
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  Speaker 3: we're winning. No, we're not.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what, we shoot at them, they shoot
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  Speaker 2: at us, right?
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  Speaker 5: That's what they say.
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  Speaker 1: That's a war, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Every day.
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  Speaker 2: Or a weekend in my old neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, shoot.
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  Speaker 3: That's scary.
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  Speaker 1: That will do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's
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  Speaker 1: the D.O. Hughley Show, your 2026 connection.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that if you are in Fort Lauderdale, I will
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  Speaker 2: be there tomorrow, excuse me, Friday at the R. Rand
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  Speaker 2: Performing Arts Center. And then the following day on the 12th,
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  Speaker 2: I will be in Orlando, Florida at the Walt Disney
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  Speaker 2: Performing Arts Theater. So, with DL and DL, DL and
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon, anything goes. Jasmine Sanders, what on earth did
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  Speaker 2: you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to get that new surprise and shine
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  Speaker 3: Apple phone? It's supposed to be like a foldable phone. No,
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  Speaker 3: you're not going.
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  Speaker 1: To get it. Only $ 2, 000.
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  Speaker 3: Only $ 5, 000.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds too much like a next tale to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool though. I mean, it's, it's, it's pretty dope.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's, It's dope. It looks like a tablet. I
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  Speaker 3: think it might be a little smaller than that. They
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  Speaker 3: stole that from Samsung. They stole that from Samsung. That's
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  Speaker 3: why they call it a surprise and shine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Samsung's been making the screens for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the phones. Well, now they're just stealing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what else is there left to do? They trade things.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing new under the sun. Let me just do this.
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  Speaker 1: Not an Apple today. Skip my man Cheatham. What'd you
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  Speaker 1: learn today?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I got all these Republicans in town for this
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  Speaker 5: little convention. Watch the kids. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, they thought it was going to sell a
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  Speaker 5: whole lot of tickets. Then it didn't. So they just
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  Speaker 5: end up giving seats away to try to get people in.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you know, man. Surprise.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. I'm telling you. That's going to be
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  Speaker 2: reflective at the polls. Ain't nobody going to sign up
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  Speaker 2: to do this on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: They're not going to do it. I hope not.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, we can do something about that. On the
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  Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go. Toot, toot. It's
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