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Hour 3 - The Brotherly Shove · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dilly Dilly, it's our birth three.
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  Speaker 2: Celebrating the odd in the curious, the odd and the curious,
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  Speaker 2: well with Joel Nbiid here in our number three, with
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  Speaker 2: Joel Embiid, proud of his famous brotherly shove of a
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  Speaker 2: sports writer, what does that signify to you about the
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  Speaker 2: seventy six ers, Joel Embiid, He says he would do
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  Speaker 2: it again. Also, Kendrick Perkins believes Anthony Edwards is going
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  Speaker 2: to demand a trade in the summer of twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: six if the Timberwolves are unable to get to the
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  Speaker 2: NBA Finals.
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  Speaker 1: How does that one hit you? Are you going to
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  Speaker 1: play sucker on that one?
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  Speaker 2: Also in college football, Texas college football coach Steve Sarkisian
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  Speaker 2: recently said that he doesn't talk about nil money with
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  Speaker 2: prospective players for the Longhorns recruits until the very end
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  Speaker 2: of the process. So how do you you process that?
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  Speaker 2: Will go there as well? It's all good here in
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  Speaker 2: the audio hood, it's our number three.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles have the tush push, but it's the.
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  Speaker 2: Pro basketball team in Philadelphia that's we got the brotherly shove.
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  Speaker 1: And then some.
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  Speaker 1: I leave this hour from fill Out, Delphia.
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  Speaker 2: PA, the Dell Aware Valley, not far away from where
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  Speaker 2: Jonathan in Delaware resides. And here we are months later,
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  Speaker 2: months later, and seventy six er star Joe l and
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  Speaker 2: Bead has commented on the infamous Donnybrook that happened in
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  Speaker 2: the locker room between himself and a ink stained wrench
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  Speaker 2: in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: So if you did not see this, and maybe you
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  Speaker 1: don't even know the story, you might have forgotten it.
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  Speaker 2: Joel Embiid, an ENVP of years gone by, Joel Embiid
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  Speaker 2: doubled down. He doubled down on the shove. He shoved
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  Speaker 2: the columnist over some comments the column hast made about
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  Speaker 2: his late brother. Now and Beide said, quote, I don't
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  Speaker 2: care if the NBA wants to find me one million,
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  Speaker 2: two million, five million, ten million, I would still do it.
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  Speaker 1: Embiid very Braggettosie said.
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  Speaker 2: He said, if we walked up or if he rather,
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  Speaker 2: if he walked up to me just like he did.
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  Speaker 1: I would push him away again.
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  Speaker 2: And Bead stated, now the columnist attempted to do something
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  Speaker 2: that Embiid did not like. He attempted to critique Embiid.
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  Speaker 2: That's a no no. And the critique was about the
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  Speaker 2: professionalism of Joe l MB. And he had mentioned how
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  Speaker 2: he couldn't stay healthy, the writer had said, and Bid
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  Speaker 2: couldn't stay healthy, which, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Is true. He wanted to correlate.
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  Speaker 2: That line of thinking with how the seventy six er
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  Speaker 2: center Embiid had said that he wanted to play to
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  Speaker 2: honor his late brother, that his body of work on
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  Speaker 2: the court was.
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  Speaker 1: A tribute to his late brother. Of course, the writer
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  Speaker 1: was pointing.
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  Speaker 2: Out, well, you're not really honoring your brother because you're
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  Speaker 2: not playing.
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  Speaker 1: Embiid was fine for that.
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  Speaker 2: The original incident over a million dollars. He was suspended
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  Speaker 2: for three games with the fine was a million. Imagine
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  Speaker 2: three days of work. You make a million dollars, Holy crap.
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  Speaker 2: I'd never miss a day. Of course, you get paid
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  Speaker 2: either way, so you miss a lot of days. So
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  Speaker 2: let us discuss the question with MB proud of his famous.
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  Speaker 1: Brotherly show of the sports writer.
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  Speaker 2: What does this signify about the seventy six or star
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  Speaker 2: former MVP Joel mb So, I've got terrible twos, remote
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  Speaker 2: control and piggy bank.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it. Connect all of this together, and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to make some.
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  Speaker 2: Peanut Eminem's not regular Eminem's not peanut butter em and
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  Speaker 2: ms but peanut eminems. So, first of all, this is
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  Speaker 2: really good news. It's really good news if you do
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  Speaker 2: sports stock radio, and because this will be a wonderful story,
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  Speaker 2: because if you're the columnist, you have.
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  Speaker 1: To show up in the locker room.
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  Speaker 2: If Embiad's pretty much say he's gonna do the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: so you gotta be there. And if he does it,
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  Speaker 2: you've got a story. And if he doesn't do it,
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  Speaker 2: you've got a story.
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  Speaker 1: Embid said he was gonna push me, and he didn't
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  Speaker 1: push me.
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  Speaker 2: But listen, in all, in all fairness, in all, Benny
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  Speaker 2: bright Side, Joel and me, I'm gonn give him credit.
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  Speaker 2: He finally showed some consistency, So good job by MBIID. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: it's in the one area that he has perfected over
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  Speaker 2: the years.
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  Speaker 1: Tone deaf bravado.
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  Speaker 2: Right masquerading is wearing your heart on the sleep the
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  Speaker 2: Sixers like the whole mindset there. The zeitgeist in Philadelphia
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  Speaker 2: around him beat is like he's somehow this tortured star
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  Speaker 2: that's just misunderstood man who's made max money there. He
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  Speaker 2: plays a part time schedule but gets paid a full
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  Speaker 2: time salary.
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  Speaker 1: And he just gave everyone who pays attention a.
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  Speaker 2: Little sliver, little mall maade, little mamud of unintented and honesty.
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  Speaker 2: And in doing so, Embiid really confirmed I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to be complete psychobabble guy, but he confirmed what we
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  Speaker 2: have said for years and many other people have said
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  Speaker 2: for years that he is just someone that has allergies.
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  Speaker 2: He's allergic to things like accountability and professionalism, right, and
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  Speaker 2: that's the big Like the guy wrote a column saying
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  Speaker 2: you're not professional and you did something that is not
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  Speaker 2: professional hello, like any criticism that goes just past the surface.
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  Speaker 1: With Embiid, and he is immediately mister martyr guy. He's
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  Speaker 1: like a martyr. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know this Philadelphia columnist. I don't know Joel
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  Speaker 2: Embid either. I'm actually like Embiid, but the Philadelphia columnist
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  Speaker 2: presumably one of the few people left in sports media
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  Speaker 2: that dares be critical, upsetting the fanboys, and so he
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  Speaker 2: again he connected Joel Embiid. There was a connective tissue
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  Speaker 2: there between Embiid and his the tale that he likes
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  Speaker 2: to tell about playing for his late brother in the
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  Speaker 2: reality that he is very rarely available and very dramatic
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  Speaker 2: and all that, and there's a lot of overdone playoff exits,
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  Speaker 2: and to me, that is a on this side of
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  Speaker 2: the microphone, that is a fair critique. It is a
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  Speaker 2: business where you lionize commitment, right, And Embiid he responded
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  Speaker 2: the only way he seems to ever respond, not with
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  Speaker 2: any action, but with aggression. You know, I'm gonna shove
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  Speaker 2: the rider. He did it, and now he says he'd
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  Speaker 2: do it again, which is code for I can't handle
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  Speaker 2: the truth. My name is Joel Embiid. I cannot handle
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  Speaker 2: the truth. So I'm going to intimidate the messenger. So
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  Speaker 2: tell me your thin skin without telling me your thin
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  Speaker 2: s yin like, there's different layers to this Kevin Durant's
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  Speaker 2: thin skin, But he doesn't, to.
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  Speaker 1: My knowledge, shove anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Durant just hides behind his smartphone and lobbs bombs on
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  Speaker 2: his smartphone. Okay, so I guess we need a refresher
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  Speaker 2: course for Joel Embid. It's the Terrible twos between the
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  Speaker 2: age of two and three. We all learned, and I
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  Speaker 2: learned this one I was a kid. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if they teach us anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Sticks to stones may break my bones, but names will
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  Speaker 1: never harm me. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: By confronting whoever this Philadelphia scribe is or was, you're
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  Speaker 2: giving that particular writer the power.
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  Speaker 1: You're empowering them. And we have people that listen to
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  Speaker 1: show working newspapers.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, hardly anyone reads newspapers anymore, right, it just doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 2: And so what Joel mb did is put that writer
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  Speaker 2: on a pedestal. He gave that writer a bigger platform
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  Speaker 2: by what he did. Like very few people actually read
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  Speaker 2: that column. Everyone read it who pays attention after what
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  Speaker 2: MB did. Now, secondly, to the grapevine. We go to
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  Speaker 2: the grape vine, not the California grape vine between LA
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  Speaker 2: on the way to Bakersfield, but instead NBA talking head,
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  Speaker 2: the very rotund portly Kendrick Perkins. He believes that Anthony Edwards,
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  Speaker 2: better known as the ant Man Anthony Edwards, is going
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  Speaker 2: to do.
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  Speaker 1: What is the A going to leave.
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  Speaker 2: The NBA and become a Buddhist monk, B stop talking
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  Speaker 2: to the media, or C demand a trade? Right vial answers,
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  Speaker 2: vera answers. The answer would be request the trade. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: request the trade in the summer of twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 2: if the Timberwolves are unable to take the next step
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  Speaker 2: this upcoming season. So how does that want hit you now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Kendrick Perkins saying Anthony Edwards is going to ask for
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  Speaker 2: a trade. So it must have been a slow Wednesday
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  Speaker 2: in the NBA's offseason rumor mil Kendrick Perkins decided to
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  Speaker 2: sound the trade watch. There's actually a there's a switch
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  Speaker 2: and you flip the switch and all these alarms start buzzing.
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  Speaker 1: And lights go off and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And so I would advise you to grab the remote
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  Speaker 2: control and hit the pause button. So let's talk a
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  Speaker 2: moment about this, and let's appreciate the absurdity. Anthony Edwards
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  Speaker 2: is twenty two years old. He has been in the
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  Speaker 2: Final four back to back years.
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  Speaker 1: You know how hard it is to get to the
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  Speaker 1: final four.
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  Speaker 2: The Minnesota Timberwolves have been in the Final four of
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  Speaker 2: the NBA back to back years. He's the face or
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  Speaker 2: one of the faces of USA basketball. He's under Contron contract,
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  Speaker 2: not that those matter, but he's under contract through the
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty nine season. So if we are to believe
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  Speaker 2: Kendrick or in this case podcast Perk, as he said
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  Speaker 2: it on the podcast, that we're supposed to believe that
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  Speaker 2: this is going to happen, you know it's possible. You know,
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  Speaker 2: fill the band with. I got a podcast to do.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta fill the band with.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't source it, He didn't say got this from somebody.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't reported anywhere other than him.
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  Speaker 1: I guess this was just a just a vibe, just.
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  Speaker 2: A vibe that he got and a Perk hunch. If
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  Speaker 2: you have a hunch, bet a bunch. Now is aunt
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  Speaker 2: frustrated with losing? Sure, right, every everyone supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: frustrated with losing.
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  Speaker 1: That's even if.
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  Speaker 2: You're not, you have to pretend you are. But the
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  Speaker 2: Timberwolves are not stuck. They're not stuck in the mud.
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  Speaker 2: They're still a sending and Anthony Edwards will eventually want
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  Speaker 2: a bigger stage. Keep in mind, one of the reasons
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  Speaker 2: that Minnesota lost to Oklahoma City is because Anthony Edwards
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  Speaker 2: was a no show.
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  Speaker 1: He was a ghost in some of those games. So
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  Speaker 1: eventually I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Doubt that Edwards will navigate his way to la or
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  Speaker 2: New York or he's from the South Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: He loves Atlanta, So that's a possibility.
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  Speaker 2: Most people in that business, most people, most of the alphas,
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  Speaker 2: that's what happens. There are a few exceptions, but most
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  Speaker 2: end up there. Until then, we'll just sit back and
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  Speaker 2: we'll watch Anthony Edwards and the Wolves cook.
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  Speaker 1: Is what we're gonna right now.
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  Speaker 2: Final thought, we pivot away from pro bouncy ball, so.
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  Speaker 1: We go now to college football.
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  Speaker 2: College football, that is where the Texas coach Steve Sarkisian
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  Speaker 2: recently said that he does not does not talk to
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  Speaker 2: the recruits about nil money until the very end of
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  Speaker 2: the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you process this one?
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  Speaker 4: Again?
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  Speaker 1: Steve Sarkisian coach sark said recently that he.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't really talk about nil money with recruits until the
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  Speaker 2: very end of the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: How do you process that? So I does it?
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  Speaker 2: Steve Sarkisian, Congressman, how about that, Congressman, He's being very
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  Speaker 2: select I guess he's being selectively forgetful is the way
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  Speaker 2: I would describe it, much like a politician, because it
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  Speaker 2: I don't really pay that much attention to college football.
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  Speaker 2: I go for the story, like Arch Manning is a
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  Speaker 2: pretty good story because he's going to be a top
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  Speaker 2: five pick in the NFL Draft. That's a good story.
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  Speaker 2: Big name coaches, big story, pretty much anything in the
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  Speaker 2: SEC or the Big Ten, big.
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  Speaker 1: Story, like, I go for that. But I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Every day when I wake up and I'm getting ready
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  Speaker 2: for the show, I'm like, Oh, what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: In college football?
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  Speaker 2: I all scan it, but there's something's got to really
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  Speaker 2: be interesting to get my attention, and this story did it.
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  Speaker 2: It rose to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors.
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  Speaker 2: And the reason is I have been sent by some
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  Speaker 2: of you dudes and living in Texas, I think in Austin,
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  Speaker 2: at least I know one of you lives in Austin.
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  Speaker 2: The other one just says Texas could be anywhere, but
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  Speaker 2: I assume close to Austin.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise you would you know anyway?
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  Speaker 2: I know it's everyone in Texas loves the University of
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  Speaker 2: text unless they don't. There's Texas A and M there's
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  Speaker 2: other school so there's a viral video and I will
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  Speaker 2: describe it for our blind listeners.
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  Speaker 1: It is a recruiting video and.
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  Speaker 2: It's gone viral, and if you've seen it, you know
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  Speaker 2: exactly what I'm gonna talk about because prominently mentioned and
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  Speaker 2: the star of the show in the video is Lambo's Lamborghini's.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking really expensive Lamborghini's, a slick, stylish, brightly colored Lamborghini's.
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  Speaker 1: Room room right, and all of them parked.
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  Speaker 2: Right outside like it was like they were filming a
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  Speaker 2: rap video in South Beach or something. You know how
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  Speaker 2: they film those right on the beach, or it was
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  Speaker 2: like some rich guy who works in tech and they
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  Speaker 2: were having a birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: For their kids.
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  Speaker 2: So they lined up all the Lambos. Very subtle, very quiet,
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  Speaker 2: unless it wasn't subtle. It wasn't quiet, and definitely not
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  Speaker 2: the kind of thing that you bring up at the
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  Speaker 2: very end, like Texas isn't just recruiting players.
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  Speaker 1: And everyone's doing it. You're seducing them.
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  Speaker 2: And let's be honest here, we're not talking about Sasquatch
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  Speaker 2: State University, right, this is a big deal. You're not
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  Speaker 2: selling family values like nobody you as our friend Gottlieb
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  Speaker 2: likes to say, you're not selling that, you're not eating
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  Speaker 2: up moms lasagna.
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  Speaker 1: In Austin. It's one of the hipper cities in America.
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  Speaker 2: They got the rooftop bars, comedy clubs, they've got tech,
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  Speaker 2: they've got influencers, they've got Joe Rogan, they've got Alex Jones.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot going on. They got a crappy airport.
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  Speaker 1: I do not like the airport, and they got to
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  Speaker 1: get a better airport there. I mean, that is a
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  Speaker 1: bad airport anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So the Longhorns are reportedly sitting on a forty million
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  Speaker 2: dollar jackpot in nil money.
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  Speaker 1: Forty million, forty million dollars. That is an orange, burnt
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  Speaker 1: orange piggy bank.
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  Speaker 2: And Sarkisian's pretending like, oh yeah, it's not about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's always about the money.
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  Speaker 2: Like what you're witnessing is the oldest play in the book.
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  Speaker 2: It's a misdirection play, like a politician. Sarkisian wants you
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  Speaker 2: to believe the players go to Texas for the burnt orange, right,
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  Speaker 2: the tradition and all that stuff. It's all about the
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  Speaker 2: student athlete experience.
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  Speaker 1: I still hear coaches talk about that. Now.
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  Speaker 2: The nil HeLa monster in the room only shows up
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  Speaker 2: after the player decides to spend four years bleeding and
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  Speaker 2: black and blue and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. They do it for the love of the game.
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  Speaker 1: They no, they don't exactly. It is the Bean Mahler Show.
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  Speaker 2: Now though, for the malor riddle of the day, the
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  Speaker 2: malor riddle of the day. So after winning the home
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: run derby back on Monday, Seattle Mariners star cal Raley,
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  Speaker 2: who bailed out on the home run contest to win
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  Speaker 2: the All Star Game. But Mariner star cal Raley picked
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  Speaker 2: up an endorsement deal with Blank after winning the home
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  Speaker 2: run derby. Again, Man, that's in the race for the
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  Speaker 2: MVP Award. He's not gonna win it because he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: playing New.
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  Speaker 1: York or LA.
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  Speaker 2: But Mariners star cal Raley pick up an endorsement deal
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  Speaker 2: with Blank after winning the home run derby. That is
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  Speaker 2: the malor riddle of the day. The answer, we'll get
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a legend. We love her.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: We miss her, Rachel and Mantabello. She's still part of
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the militia. She's just on the other side. We got
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that have crossed over the Pearly
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: gates there that still love the show. And I imagine
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Rachel and Mantabello and our friend from Medford, Oregon, Genie
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: from Medford probably got into a slaby knocker.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: And then the Boston hater came in there and said
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: what about me?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And then spokan Gary came over said hey, I'm here too,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: and right, I mean right with so many legends. Calligan
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Tim from Michigan. He's in there hanging out behind the
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Pearly gates like we're gonna have a hell of a
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: party someday, crossing over there, all the mallad militia crossing
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: over to the Pearly Gates, and our friend who loves
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: the Tom Brady roast from the Bay Area also there
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  Speaker 2: as well.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: Now you know, the five Bill or Ben, whichever you are.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: I feel like we should have a phone line up
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: there or something video calls.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well AI believe AI is actually done by
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: higher power, So maybe that's the other other side, but
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: it could be anyway. The Mallet Pulouze is coming up
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• 21:44
  Speaker 2: who knows. I might just not do any monologues.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: We'll just relax. I don't know.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: We have if we have enough people. We have a
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: lot of people that have signed up. Keep in mind,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: some people will not show up, much like the Mallard
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: meet and greets, when people say they're going.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: To show up but they don't show up. So who knows.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: But those that will be there a lot of off
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: key singing comedy. There'll be impersonations as Jay Scoop, who's
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: a Platinum Platinum award winner. This guy has won more
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Benny Awards and more awards in the Mallet Plusa than anybody,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: so he will as he said, the unique acts, the
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Boston Burper, the animal impersonations, those are the ones that
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: really stand out. There's the Boston Purper. Yeah, we lost
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: him to his he got married. Lost a lot of good.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Men to marriage.
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  Speaker 8: At least he's were on this side.
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  Speaker 2: As far as we know. But we are celebrating the
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• 22:40
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• 22:46
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• 22:49
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• 22:50
  Speaker 1: So you're doing like early.
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  Speaker 2: Morning drive entertainment. Big audience, big audience, big audience, one night,
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  Speaker 2: one night only. No talent is needed, no talent is expected.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: The malor Losers coming up on Sunday. So anyway, got
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  Speaker 2: back to the show, and let's see who.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Do we have here. Let's say hello to Eenie Meanie
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Mighty Mode.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Bill in Korea Town, formally in Venice.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Bill is my legal counsel. Hello, Bill in Koreatown.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: I didn't.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm I get inspired, man, I'm no longer lawyer.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm I'm You're.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Just a dude. I I.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Uh huh everything everything okay, yeah, all right, I feel
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: like you're having a tough day.
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: Everything all right, all right.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: I'm just listening to your show, but it's not really good.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What do you what do you not like?
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Why why? Why do you not enjoy the show?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: What would you like? What?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: What are we doing here?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I would I would agree that it became boring about
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: thirty seconds ago.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It became boring. I don't know what changed, but all
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: of a sudden it became boring. No content?
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: Are you?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Are you hanging out with your your friend there? Your friend,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: your friend Mary Jane? You and Mary Jane hanging out together?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Here? No me, my poor rooms, my four.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: My poor walls, walls.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So again again you've called up here to bitch. Is
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: that correct?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: You Bill? You've called up the bitch. So what is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: your complaint?
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: Again?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Your lodging a complaint? What is your complaint? I'm saying,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: can't you make your show better?
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: Can't you?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Okay? All right? So how okay? I want you to
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I want you to touch up, touch up my work here?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: What would be a good show? What would be a
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: good show in your opinion? How can we make the
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: show better? I got to hear this.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I am now going to have a man who's completely
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: gone to the wind Bill in creates. He is now
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: going to pro he's going to program the show right now. This,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: this person that called up to bicker, is now going
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: to fix the show.
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: Go ahead, can't you introduce.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Some uh.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: People that know what they're talking about?
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: You breaking about?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: So here, here's what that's a that's a great point.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give you I got a I got
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: a couple of quarters. I've been to Koreatown. There's a payphone,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna have you go call someone who Oh
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: there are there are there are there is.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: There is one payphone I know of in Korea time.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: So I want you to that over there, and i
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: want you to call someone who cares because I'm not
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: that person.
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: Can't you have a guest that good?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Well? We we we we take terrible calls like yourself.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That's what we do here. We have no budget. They
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: barely pay me. They don't pay Lorain or a coop.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: So uh anyway, thank you. Uh that's one of the
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: worst calls we've taken. Let's go to Jed who fled.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: Hello Jed, I'll ask you if you can make you
• 26:56
  Speaker 10: so worse, but after that caller, I'll think you can.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: They can't thank you caller. Was that was that a
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: mix between Motley Lackie Races and Genian Medford because that
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: was like COPD at the club at the comic Club.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Bill, very tactful, very considerate. Bill and Venice,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: they're very diplomatic and the great he won't remember any
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: of that. Once Bill sobers up, he won't remember anything.
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: Sometimes people describe hitting like the the CO two. I
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: think it's ny it's the nitrous, but you know, it's
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: like a whipp it. You don't do the whip because
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: that's dangerous, but you actually do the extra thing. And
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: somebody told me what time it was like, It's like wow, wow,
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: wow wow, And I didn't believe it. And I'm very
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: sure that Bill has not just he's not doing that
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: right now. But I remember after doing that myself, I
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: was like the amount of brain cells I must have
• 27:48
  Speaker 10: just atomic bombs to have that experience. Bill's done that.
• 27:52
  Speaker 10: Bill's a professor.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I mean, Bill might be
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: doing that fentanyl lean thing. I don't know what he's
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: got going on, but who knows.
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: Uh, good luck, we're sitting out what's sitting down? Lean
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: thingde Are you more pledged into the drug world than
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: iron and something? That's awesome?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: Come on, you know that Hey, meddam fedal lean, that's
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: that's that's making my math will drink meth fam fedalleen.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: Go ahead to worry about say transformer god extended guys.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: It's uh, I guess, I don't know. They called the
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: lean maybe they called the fentanyl fold or whatever.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: When you walk there, you go through skid row and
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: they're letting people leaning over they don't even know they're leaning.
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: Over rest and you're being being taken it. You're being
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: booked into jail. What you want to when a fat
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: person has a big old stomach, that's the best time
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: to have a fittingel folds. That way you don't get
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: charged with the introduction, and you know mechanical, you get
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: slipped on your farrows and get it right in.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Then you're very.
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: Popular inside of the jail as well. Yeah, but you know,
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: you know, you don't expect them to give you a
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: u A in jail, but I have seen it happen,
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: and it's just like, you know, what I love is.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: That that like, this is not a great call, but
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: that you're so much better than the last call.
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: Like but perspective. One of my respectors under sell uber delivered.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: I usually hunder deliver, but I'm big on the under selling.
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: But that guy right there, I appreciate that man because
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's a that's a that's a Ricky Henderson,
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: the ladof batter that you don't got a way bout
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: hitting home runs. That's a terrible metaphors, like yeah, yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: you know, you know what it is.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I remember back in the old days, like Jim Rome
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: when he was the star of sports radio, Jim.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Jim Rome used to have the worst people fill in
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: for him because he didn't want anyone good filling in.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know now, I don't know if Jim has
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: better people filling in now or not, but he'd always
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: have really boring people fill in for him because.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Then like when he came back, people are like, oh man,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: we missed your oh so good.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: And a lot of.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: People do that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: They like they want like the worst of the worst,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: just the worst of the worst, and it's just better
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: for him, just better for them right there. Anyway, it
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: is the Ben Mahlor Show. We're taking terrible phone calls.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I need to pay off the malor.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Riddle of the day.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: And here is the riddle of After winning the home
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: run derby Mariners star cal Raley picked up an endorsement
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: deal with Blank.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: By the way, Fergdog says that guy in Korea time
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: on even more drugs than Jed who fled well, they
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: went back to back. Joe the ghost Hunter says, you
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: need better legal representation. JT the Wingman says that guy
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: makes hollering. James thirty six pills in the morning, thirty
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: six pills at night looked like an appetizer.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Mister Rigason says, where's the payoff? The payoff is right now.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Mister irrigation says, cal Raley's endorsement deals with Rodo Ruder.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: He says, what else do we have? Page down? We'll
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: skip over that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: The Brazilian Bumbum cream from Bobby in Florida, Super Duper
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Pooper Company from Rob the Ambassador of Bakersfield, Meta Musil
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: eat More Fiber people from ferg Dog that's his answer.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Page down, Balco Baker Gordon's fish Dicks.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: That's a tribute to Marcel and Brooklyn. Who else do
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we have? Page down?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Tonka Tonka toys from alf the alien o Pier Mason
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Listener Mason and Huntington Beach who famously recorded Eddie Garcia
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: in the Fountain at the sherm Noakes Gallerina Galeria across
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: the street.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: He from the studio.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: He says sponsor for mister Burns Brain and Nerve Tonic.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Have some fun indoors with yourself. Yeah, yeah, sure, all right.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Fudgie says a Japanese toilet company is the answer. Robbie
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: the Mariner fan got it right, but he's cheating. Eloy
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: from Compton says that Cal Roley got a big endorsement
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: deal from Sharman toilet paper. Page down, Stanley Tape Measures
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: is the answer.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Justin and Cincinnati said something about HIV medication? All right,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: scar of Wars from Donkeys Sausage.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I like the sausage, Lorena.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: It is not.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Lifetime free meals at Bob's Big Boy Guess by Mark
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: from Queen's who's currently in Arlington?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lorena?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: I think he got an endorsement deal with Baskin Robbins.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Now that's random Baskin Robbins, I know thirty one flavors. Yes,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: all right, that is incorrect, the correct the correct answer.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Cal Rowley, Mariner Star won the home run Derby. He
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: picked up an endorsement deal with Honey Bucket. Honey Bucket,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: you know what Honeybucket is, Lorena, no, Honeybucket is a
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: company that makes I guess this is a different company.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: But Porta Potti is you know the mobile when you're yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: and so that is he's known as the big Dumper.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It's a natural the big Umper would get into business
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: with the Honeybucket. And he should be the ambassador for
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: waste management also, and should should drive the honey wagon.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: You never want to drive behind the honey wagon ever.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: And that's the one thing. If I'm behind a honey wagon,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I will go to the next lane, even if there's
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: more traffic, because if for some reason the honey wagon
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: gets into an accident and you're behind the honey wagon,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: where do you think the honey's going to go?
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: The Raina' probably all over my carbon?
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's so sticky.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: It's a but it's not. It's not that kind of honey.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: The raina it's a different it's a brown. Yeah, it's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: a yeah, it's a problem. Anyway, let's see here.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: All right, why don't we pause for the calls? We
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: had two terrible phone calls. I don't want to try
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: a third. LS off the ban everyone from calling two
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: terrible phone calls. We are going to have on this
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: boring show for the rest of the hour. Ask Ben.
• 34:05
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• 34:10
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• 34:14
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• 35:41
  Speaker 4: All right, we are going to start off with a
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: question from Ferg dog Hi.
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: Ferg.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: He wants to know did you need a hot dog
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: on National hot Dog Day?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: He did you know? I? I did not. I did
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: not know it was National hot Dog Day. I did
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: eat a hot dog the other day, though we do
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: have some dogs. I got him. There's a kind of
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a costco that I get. We always have him in
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the house. And yeah, I did.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I did have one this week. I don't normally eat
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: hot dogs rare and appropriate. It was actually during the
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: All Star Game. I had a hot dog during the
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: All Star Game, so this week I had one, but
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: not on the day. And Loreina, I think you did
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: the hot dog tour?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah?
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: I was hoping to get more hot dogs down than
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: I did, but I went to two different places today.
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: I had one chili cheese dog from the Wiener Schnitzer
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: and I had.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: I don't know what kind of dog from the doghouse,
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: but that was amazing.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: That was a dog.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: In many ways, you are the Glizzy Gobbler. That's what
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you are today.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Indeed, all right.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Coople Loop, did you gorge on any on any hot dogs?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: If I could talk, that would help, but I did not.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: All right, when's the last time you ate a hot dog?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: It's a good Fourth of July was just not a
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: few days, you know, No, it was.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: It was actually when I was at the World Here's
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: a poker in Vegas, they were selling twelve dollars hot dogs.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Twelve dollars hot dogs. Oh my god, I'd rather fast.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next? What do we have here?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: JT the Wingman, Hi Ja, I met him.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: This guy's been to like almost all the malard meat
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Greeks we've done other than Vancouver.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: He wants to know what is a better summer drink,
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: lemonade or sweet slash iced tea.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm team lemonade.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I don't mind an Arnold palmer, which is where you
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: combine both, obviously, but I go lemonade. A nice lemonade
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: with the proper sugar ratio with everything is the way
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite drinks. And really like when
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I'm out, like I'll if I.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: If I Usually I just drink water, but if I'm
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: gonna cheat a little bit, I'll have lemonade.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: What about you rain?
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, lemonade all day. I like it a little
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: bit on the tart side to.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: The pressure the better more sugar coop.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Absolutely lemonade.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: There you go. Take that all you people, please trash team.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: And the only I see I like is the musician.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: He's old.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Next all right, donkey sausage, Hi donkey. You would like
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: to know how often do you change the sheets on
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: your bed?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm married, so every week we changed the sheets.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: If I was single, maybe once a month, you know,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: back when I was single, Florina.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: Well, I have sheets under my sheets, under my two comforters,
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: so I mostly just wash my upper comforters and never
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: touch my sheets.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: I don't go that low. I even just use a
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: throw blanket.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: You do the top layer you wash?
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like I washed my comforter and then I use
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: a throw blanket on top.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: What about the did you sleep on a sofa or something?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: No?
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: I just have a lot of layers of blankets.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Are you living in Alaska and flying down for the
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: show or what is I don't know, some Siberia.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You live in la there's no al right? Cool?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: U not as often as probably should. Uh, that's that
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: I'd probably say it's it's probably around you know, once
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: every few three to four weeks.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I usually once a week. Well wash, I
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: actually wash Moxie, my my dog Maxia. She lays on
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: a on a blanket we put on the sofa, so
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: we have to wash that a lot more.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: See it's different if you have animals too.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a problem.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: The king rory hy rory. He would like to know
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: which is better liquid soap or bar soap?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: What's the context like in the shower you're talking about
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: like washing your hands?
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Like he doesn't he doesn't say, he.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Did not specify. I'm team liquid. I'm team liquid. And
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: if you if you share a bathroom with somebody the
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: bar soap, you know, do you really want to share
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: bar soap with someone else? You know what I'm saying.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You never know where they put the bar exactly. The
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: play hide and seek with the bar, You don't want that.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm I'm Team Liquid. I love the liquid Lourina same.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: But for different reasons. I feel like the bar soap
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: makes me stiff, like it really like my skin.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: Gets all hard and I can't move it, the same
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: as if I use like a moisturizing.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Why aren't you supposed to rub some on your arm
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: or whatever and then take rub a lot on one
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: part of your arm and then from there move it
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: around your body.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Isn't that usually how it works?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah? But with the barsof as soon as you rinse
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: it off, your skin's all like it's like almost like
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: the rubbery.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's sweet.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So no Irish spring for you. It's ask Ben
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Koopa your so your Team Liquid?
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Right, what is next to ask Ben? Your questions are
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: answers for the rest of the hour. There she blows,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: We say, what's next?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Well, so out the alien o pinter hi Alf.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I've never met him. I got to meet him.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: He's asking this and I need to address the question.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: He says, Are you all in for Uno being introduced
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: to casino gambling in Vegas?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this story went around. It's not Bogus's kind of bogus. Well,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: it's they're bringing it to one like the Palms casino,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: and it's like an Uno social club. You're not like,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: there's not actually like Uno on the casino floor and
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: all the you know casinos.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, then we'll move on. Can they put scrabble
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: in there? I think I'd win some money at scrabble?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Can you do that?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: No?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I never know.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Could happen?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did lose though. I've lost a couple of
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: games recently. I've lost my magic touch at scrabble, which
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: is very upsetting. Are They're just asked, man, there we go,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: thank you, good job by you.