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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 25th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity training. For a politically correct world. Class is now
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  Speaker 3: in session. Hey, what's good, everybody? Good morning. Well, don't
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  Speaker 3: look now, but today is Friday. I'm looking. Welcome to it.
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  Speaker 3: We are The Woody Show. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 3: is Greg Gorey. We've got Menace. Gina Grad is here.
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  Speaker 3: There's Seabass. We've got Sammy. Jeff G. Happy Friday, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Friday. Morgan's here.
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  Speaker 4: We've got Vaughn.
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  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler's here. We've got Bort. We've got Menji. And
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  Speaker 3: we've got a Friday on our hands, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do this.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Again, the goal today, whatever we can do to get
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  Speaker 3: through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's happening today, Friday, here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Phones are open, 877-44-WOODY. Friday check-ins, send those on the
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  Speaker 3: text over to 22987. Greg, how bummed are you it's Friday?
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  Speaker 2: Pretty bummed. I mean, I hope to make it through,
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  Speaker 2: but Monday will come fast enough.
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: So will Greg tonight.
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  Speaker 2: It's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: He looks forward to his Friday extracurriculars. So he's been
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  Speaker 3: basically edging all week. Just to get to Friday.
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  Speaker 5: We want to start this new daily thing of Eskimo kisses.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Right before we leave.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had the weirdest conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Eskimo kisses are the ones with the nose, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Butterfly kisses are the ones with the eyelashes. I like butterfly,
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  Speaker 5: but he wanted Eskimo.
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  Speaker 3: Which one's gayer, Greg? Probably the eyelashes, right?
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  Speaker 2: The eyelash one.
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  Speaker 8: They're both pretty gay.
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  Speaker 3: They're both pretty gay. But I mean, they're both, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're both gay. I do noses with my daughter. Does
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  Speaker 3: that count?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: As gay?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, is that acceptable?
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: It's acceptable?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't want Greg to think less
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  Speaker 2: of me. I mean, it's cute with your daughter.
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  Speaker 9: That is, but weren't you guys supposed to do this
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  Speaker 9: with Tyler?
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  Speaker 2: That's what we were talking about with Menace, because when
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  Speaker 2: Tyler leaves for the day, we were saying about, wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: it be weird if it was... socially acceptable for menace
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  Speaker 2: and tyler to just kiss hey have a good day
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  Speaker 2: buddy and.
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  Speaker 5: Then we're like what what about eskimo what about.
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  Speaker 2: Butterfly yeah there's so many varieties yeah that you can
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  Speaker 2: enjoy with your boy.
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  Speaker 3: Was there there was a song too um butterfly kisses.
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  Speaker 5: Butterfly kissing who sang that same thing Yeah, Sammy would know.
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  Speaker 8: It's a country song, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 10: It's not Tim McGraw.
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  Speaker 8: Is it John Michael Montgomery? Oh, Bob Carlyle.
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  Speaker 3: Bob Carlyle.
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  Speaker 9: Didn't so many father-daughter dances at weddings do that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So is he gay?
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  Speaker 3: The guy who wrote the song?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's probably rich. It's about his daughter. Because it
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  Speaker 3: gets used in a ton of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You want to do that on his daughter?
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  Speaker 8: That's why it's a wedding.
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  Speaker 5: Butterfly Kiss is the eyelash one. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's with your baby girl, your daughter.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 5: He wanted to do that on his daughter as if
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  Speaker 5: it's dirty.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think it is? We did it in
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  Speaker 3: high school for fun. Today is National Daughters Day.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: As I'm looking at the holidays. Today, September 25th, 2026,
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  Speaker 3: it's National One-Hit Wonder Day, as we were talking about
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  Speaker 3: with the Best of Seven One-Hit Wonders. Greg, it's World
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  Speaker 3: Pharmacist Day. Love them.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go appreciate them. Let's watch them count pills on
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  Speaker 2: a plate.
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  Speaker 3: And make you wait.
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  Speaker 2: For a long time.
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  Speaker 3: You know how we do the Here to Defend Yourself segment?
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  Speaker 3: We've talked crap about chiropractors saying, don't necessarily get it.
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  Speaker 3: I think collectively, obviously there's people like Jeff. He's a chiropractic,
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  Speaker 3: not a fan, but he's cool with it. He's doing
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  Speaker 3: the acupuncture. That was the whole conversation. I want to
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  Speaker 3: get somebody who's a... A legit, I mean, is it
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  Speaker 3: an acupuncturist?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: And do you go to school for something like that?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a question. That's a legit question I have.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know if it's accredited. Like there
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  Speaker 8: are schools that do that.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know if you're going to get it through
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  Speaker 9: your like regular university.
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  Speaker 3: Can you learn that at barber school? No, I'm saying like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where you even go for like, where
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  Speaker 3: do you go to learn?
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  Speaker 2: Be certified. Are you certified?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So CBAS. I would imagine.
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  Speaker 3: CBAS has a real problem with acupuncture and things like it.
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  Speaker 3: As do all scientists. I don't necessarily think that it,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that it works in the way that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, people say that it works. I am more
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  Speaker 3: to what CBAS says about the, uh, um, what's the,
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  Speaker 3: what's the word?
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  Speaker 2: The placebo effect.
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  Speaker 3: The placebo.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: The placebo effect of it. And if it makes you
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  Speaker 3: feel better, I'm fine with you. Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares?
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  Speaker 3: Like if that makes you feel better, fine. It's not
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  Speaker 3: for me. I can tell you who cares.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: But that's, see, I'm nobody in this room is well
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  Speaker 3: versed enough to be able to speak to it. That's
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  Speaker 3: why we give, we had a pharmacist come on here
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  Speaker 3: to defend yourself. We had a chiropractor, uh, um, come
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  Speaker 3: on to defend themselves. So anybody, if there's somebody who's
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  Speaker 3: been doing acupuncture, not as a patient, but as somebody
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  Speaker 3: who administers it, we'd like to hear from you. You
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  Speaker 3: can send us an email, email at thewoodyshow.com or check
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  Speaker 3: in on the text and then we can have you
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  Speaker 3: on and then we can ask all of our questions
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  Speaker 3: about it. The people who are not necessarily non-believers, but
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  Speaker 3: maybe have some questions about it. People who have never
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  Speaker 3: done it. And CBAS will then just ridicule you and
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  Speaker 3: try to blow holes in the whole practice.
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  Speaker 8: That's part of the fun.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I had acupuncture last night. CBAS, you
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  Speaker 4: want to know how I'm feeling?
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully great.
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  Speaker 2: Feeling amazing, man.
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  Speaker 3: That's good news.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to be certified to do it if
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  Speaker 5: we find that out. Can I do it on you, Jeff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You just don't want to go too deep, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she said.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Like you hear about athletes every once in a while,
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  Speaker 3: they're getting like an injection. It like pierces their lung.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what happened with the Chargers. That's how Justin
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  Speaker 4: Herbert first got to play.
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  Speaker 3: Tyrod Taylor. Oh, Tyrod Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Today is a world dream day. It's binge day. We
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  Speaker 3: know a thing or two about that. Today is hug
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  Speaker 3: a vegetarian day. No, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, here you go.
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  Speaker 3: Bort National Comic Book Day. Today is a national cooking day.
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  Speaker 3: And it's National Lobster Day.
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  Speaker 5: Love it.
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  Speaker 3: National Quesadilla Day. Sure. German Sandwich Day. What would that be?
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  Speaker 2: German Sandwich.
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  Speaker 8: Is that like pumpernickel and sauerkraut?
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  Speaker 2: Kraut, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They got good sandwiches, though. I've been to the airport.
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  Speaker 3: What? In Germany?
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  Speaker 8: Maybe a pork schnitzel?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had like a sandwich shop in there.
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  Speaker 3: It was bomb. And then I put this under the
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  Speaker 3: food umbrella because I'm sure somebody eats it. National Roadkill Day.
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  Speaker 3: God bless. Well, there's a festival. Oh, the Roadkill Festival,
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  Speaker 3: something like that?
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  Speaker 8: There's another.
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  Speaker 9: Well, it's not national, but a few states are doing it.
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  Speaker 9: Today is Dolly Parton Day.
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  Speaker 8: 925.
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  Speaker 3: 925.
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  Speaker 5: We got to stop with the goddamn pun-based holidays.
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  Speaker 8: No, this one is legit.
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  Speaker 3: Well, just go with her birthday then.
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  Speaker 2: How about that?
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  Speaker 3: That is cuter. Well, that's better. 925. Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: May the 4th. Exactly. Your favorite.
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  Speaker 5: We started doing this. Atlanta now does April 4th, because
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  Speaker 5: 404 is the area code. Pun-based holidays are a modern
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  Speaker 5: invention that are stupid. Wait, 404, like- Yeah, the area code.
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  Speaker 2: The area code, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But it's also an error code, which is what I
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  Speaker 8: thought you said.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know if the computer reference- That's all I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know Pittsburgh does 412 day, so April 12th. Right,
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  Speaker 3: but guess, yeah, 808, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 7: High day.
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  Speaker 4: Guess, ugh.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it with the goddamn puns.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, stop having fun.
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  Speaker 11: Keep them coming.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a Friday attitude to do that. All right,
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  Speaker 3: celebrities first, then your porno birthday. Celebrities, Will Smith is
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  Speaker 3: 58 years old. Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, I bet you
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  Speaker 3: he celebrates May the 4th.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: He's 75 years old. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas. They
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  Speaker 3: not only share a home. And a bed.
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  Speaker 2: And a bed.
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  Speaker 3: But a birthday.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And a sex swing.
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  Speaker 3: She is 57. He is 82 years old today. Donald Glover, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 3: Childish Gambino, is 43. Heather Locklear is 65. Scottie Pippen,
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  Speaker 3: the best number two guy in NBA history, is 61.
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  Speaker 3: You got Bella Ramsey, who is Ellie on The Last
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  Speaker 3: of Us. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: 23 years old.
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  Speaker 3: Rapper T.I. is 46. And you got Cheryl Teagues, the supermodel.
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  Speaker 3: You can ask your grandpa about her.
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  Speaker 8: The OG supermodel.
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  Speaker 3: She's 79 years old today. And then your porno birthday
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  Speaker 3: is Adria Fox. And today's birthday girl has a fun
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  Speaker 3: Twitter bio. She says, all of my holes have won
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  Speaker 3: me awards.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, good for her.
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  Speaker 3: And she's put those holes to work. 978 fine films,
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  Speaker 3: including Poolside Tongue Bath. She was in The Art of Licking.
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  Speaker 3: Adria comforts her redhead roommate with her amazing body after
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  Speaker 3: a bad breakup.
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  Speaker 8: That's a long one.
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  Speaker 3: Adria bangs her therapist in front of her cuckold husband.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: She was a real ass state agent.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: She was fantastic in squirting on my panty sniffing roommate.
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  Speaker 1: Gross.
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  Speaker 3: And then... Who can forget her unforgettable role in Adria
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  Speaker 3: Fox has a butthole that never gets enough.
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  Speaker 2: Just FYI, it's Adria.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Adria? How dare you? Put some respect on her name.
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  Speaker 3: People are Googling her. Adria Fox. Yeah, A-I-D-R. Dude, pronouncing
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  Speaker 3: names has never been one of my strong suits.
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  Speaker 8: It's not your thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's just not my thing.
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  Speaker 2: Get you on the airport.
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  Speaker 5: And when you talk about wanting to see Bass's friends,
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  Speaker 5: you've got to do it proper.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, that is Adra Fox, who's 31 years old today.
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  Speaker 3: And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, here on
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. And we are into another new hour. Woody, Greg, Menace.
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  Speaker 3: That right there is Gina Grad, you guys. And she's
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  Speaker 3: got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 9: Well, the Falcons walked into Lambeau Field and embarrassed the
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  Speaker 9: Packers 35-14 last night.
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  Speaker 8: Michael Penix Jr.
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  Speaker 9: Made his first start in almost a year after his
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  Speaker 9: third ACL surgery.
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  Speaker 8: He looked great. 250 yards, a touchdown.
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  Speaker 3: Physically or like as a player in his stats and
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  Speaker 3: his play?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, he's not bad looking.
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  Speaker 3: Making good football decisions, Gina? I mean, break it down
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  Speaker 3: for us.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, being the big sports fan that you are.
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  Speaker 2: How did he look?
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  Speaker 8: He ran good. He was not bad. Looking limpy? Limpy?
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  Speaker 2: Limpy.
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  Speaker 5: He helped his team.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you live with somebody who had a very serious injury.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, tore ACL, MCL, both meniscus, and fractured his tibia.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I guess he can be a QB too now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 8: Next week.
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  Speaker 9: Well, the Falcons running back had 213 total yards.
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  Speaker 8: Packers QB Jordan Love threw for 300 yards, but it
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  Speaker 8: didn't matter. Packers look bad.
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  Speaker 9: And now that Macklemore got fired from Ed Sheeran's tour,
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  Speaker 9: he's starting his own tour. After getting dropped for the
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  Speaker 9: Free Palestine stuff on stage at MetLife Stadium, he just
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  Speaker 9: announced his own Free Palestine tour.
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  Speaker 3: And listen all next week for your chance to win
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  Speaker 3: tickets here on The Woody Show. We're going to put
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  Speaker 3: ourselves right in the center of it. Everybody sign up.
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  Speaker 8: He jokes saying, my schedule freed up a bit.
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  Speaker 2: What do you want?
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  Speaker 3: Backstage meet and greets? We got you. Oh, you want
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  Speaker 3: to go backstage and play foosball with the band?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's always fun. Oh, we could do that.
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  Speaker 8: I love foosball.
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  Speaker 9: Well, he said he's been calling artists who have used
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  Speaker 9: their stages to talk about Palestine, but no dates, no venues,
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  Speaker 9: no lineup, no tickets yet.
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  Speaker 11: Really?
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  Speaker 5: I thought.
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  Speaker 3: No, they announced the cities.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was only like three cities.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like London, Paris.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but as far as like the venues, do they
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  Speaker 3: have those spelled out?
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  Speaker 5: Let me look.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought they didn't know where this was actually happening. Well,
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  Speaker 8: you let us know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you'll know because, again, free ticket. Big flyaways. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: We could do like Mac and More with Mac and
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  Speaker 3: More and have like a macaroni and cheese bar backstage.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have to.
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  Speaker 3: Have a cute title for whatever the promotion is.
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  Speaker 8: You know what we can have for dessert?
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  Speaker 3: It would have been foosball with the Foo Fighters. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think the Foo Fighters are going to want to
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  Speaker 3: involve themselves in something that's become so politically charged, you know?
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  Speaker 8: Do you know what we could have for dessert?
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  Speaker 2: What's that?
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  Speaker 8: Mackerel s'mores.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or macaroons at the Paris one.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, Gina, I'm nailing it.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you. You can go fishing for mackerel with mackerel.
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  Speaker 11: I'm done.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: I can culminate with a pizza in Palestine.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Menace, any news on that?
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  Speaker 3: You'll know when we start giving away tickets.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 9: Well, Starbucks is closing 250 stores this week, and they're
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  Speaker 9: calling it a glow-up. So the CEO's turnaround plan means
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  Speaker 9: shutting down 250 stores across the U.S. and Canada that
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  Speaker 9: aren't doing so well. But don't worry, that's a drop
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  Speaker 9: in the bucket. That's 1% of their locations.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because here's the thing, man. I know where I live,
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  Speaker 3: there are Starbucks that are within a quarter mile, not
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  Speaker 3: even a half a mile, of another Starbucks.
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  Speaker 8: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: There's one... There's one grocery store that has a Starbucks
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  Speaker 3: inside of it. And it's next to a Starbucks? Literally
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  Speaker 3: outside in the parking lot of the same grocery store
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  Speaker 3: shopping center, there's a standalone Starbucks.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but that one's a drive-thru, so it's super convenient.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can also go in.
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  Speaker 10: No, I know, but it's convenient to just drive through
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  Speaker 10: and not even have to get in.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, they spent all this money. They're running these stores.
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  Speaker 3: There's employees at each location. So yeah, they're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: why do we have a store here? Remember in.
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: When we worked in San Francisco, right a couple blocks
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: from the radio station. So there was a, you know,
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: we're in the city, right? So you're at an intersection
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: where there's four corners, right? On three of the four corners,
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: there was a Starbucks.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Two blocks or so from the radio station. I'm surprised
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: that 250 stores is 1%. I thought it would be
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: like a quarter of a percent.
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 14:15
  Speaker 9: So out of those three, Starbucks was one definitely the
• 14:18
  Speaker 9: best and one the worst.
• 14:19
  Speaker 8: Don't go to the one on that corner.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: No, just so you didn't have to walk across the street.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: But is that the strategy? Because I always wondered, what's
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: the strategy here when you're putting so many locations so
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: close together?
• 14:28
  Speaker 8: Literally next to each other.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: How is that beneficial?
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: It's the convenience.
• 14:32
  Speaker 10: I've seen some in certain places where it's kind of
• 14:34
  Speaker 10: tough to get over to the other side. Or if
• 14:36
  Speaker 10: you're going into the grocery store, you might stop on
• 14:38
  Speaker 10: your way in there. But if you're trying to do
• 14:40
  Speaker 10: it quick, you're going to go to the drive-thru one.
• 14:41
  Speaker 10: And it's just, how can you make it more convenient?
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Not only can you get the Starbucks right there at
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: the Starbucks location inside the store, but then you can
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: also go to the coffee section, get the Starbucks coffee.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: And then in the dairy section, the Starbucks creamer. Yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: The nitros and where all the beverages, like the canned
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: beverages are.
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: Has anyone, okay, this is a stupid question. I don't
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: think Woody and I have because we're not big coffee people.
• 15:02
  Speaker 9: Have you guys ever been through a coffee drive-thru?
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Like weekly. Almost every day.
• 15:08
  Speaker 8: I've never experienced that.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Like a Starbucks drive-thru?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: It's bizarre to get, just be handed a drink. and
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: drive away like a fast food place like all the
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: time i don't know it just seems.
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: Weird really i just never done it i.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Always thought just kind of like coffee drive-thru i don't
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: know why it i've always liked i don't know it's
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: like a a vibe thing like you go to a
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: place you know that's in the pacific northwest or you
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: know like in a little resort town and they have
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: those little coffee shacks that are in the middle of
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: parking lots.
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: The kiosks.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You can maybe fit two people. Like the
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: banana stand in Arrested Development. Something that size. And it's
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: just like, I don't know. There's something quaint about that.
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I agree.
• 15:53
  Speaker 9: Well, that's what Starbucks is going for because they're bringing
• 15:55
  Speaker 9: back nice chairs and, quote, cozier vibes with 1,500 store redesigns.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Bring back the bikini baristas.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: That's kind of what I'm saying, Greg.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been wanting. Yeah, totally.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: That's kind of what I've been talking about.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I go.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: is coffee shops the new hangout again because when i
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: actually do go inside there.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Is something about that it's full of people.
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: Now yeah i went to one in a big city
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: that was two stories of starbucks i went upstairs and
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: it was everybody on computers laptops it was like a
• 16:24
  Speaker 10: lounge area for people to just do work and whatever.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: It was nice and i swear it's been happening in
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: the past year because before that it would be like
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: dead inside.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I got disproportionately excited the first time i was uh
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: at a two-story McDonald's in New York City. That's because
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: it was super narrow. So you could order downstairs, but
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: then you took your food upstairs.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, we're upstairs at a McDonald's. I geeked
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: out when I went to the OG Starbucks in Seattle.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, this is it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: Does it look more OG than a regular?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: Well, Meta just wrapped their big Connect event and the
• 16:54
  Speaker 9: headliner was their Meta VR glasses. Those let you watch
• 16:57
  Speaker 9: movies and sports all in 5K. Plus, you get holographic
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: video calls. And get this, it only weighs like three
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: and a half ounces.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're very small compared to the Oculus.
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: I have those and they are giant.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Five pounds.
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: So how much are these going to cost? going to
• 17:13
  Speaker 9: set you back about $ 1, 300 when they're for sale next spring.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: They also dropped new Ray-Ban Meta audio-only glasses.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Greg, you need these for sure. I so need these.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is a great idea.
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: New versions of Meta Ray-Ban video glasses and Meta's AI
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: assistant Muse leveled up with voice and video calls, Mac control, and, yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: a little pocket.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: Gadget called the Muse Charm, and it looks like a
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: little Tamagotchi. It's so cute. Of course. I know, I
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: want to look into that.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: It's I do like the Ray-Ban audio-only metas. I never use,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I don't take pictures with my glasses.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I don't even see you wearing them, really.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I wear them in the car. It sounds better. Or
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: if I'm on a trip or I'm out somewhere because
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I can listen to music, nobody can hear it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: It sounds really good. When you wear the glasses and
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: you're on a phone call, you sound really good coming
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: through the other end.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I only wear them on special occasions now for certain situations.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Because the cameras wear people out now.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: So I don't wear them all the time. Only if, like, again,
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: I'm out, like, I took them, I went in, like,
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: a drift car, and I'm like, oh, this is a
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: cool angle to have them on, but then not wear
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: them every day.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was, like, my buddy, Andy Frisella, who
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: now Menace knows, I introduced Menace to Andy. He always
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: posts these videos of him driving to, he owns this
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: company called First Form, and he's always taking these videos
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: of him driving. He's got all these different really cool,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: follow Andy videos, on Instagram if you're into cars and
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: motorcycles and stuff like that this guy's got so many
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: cool cars and motorcycles anyway he drives a different one
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: every day and he does like a video as he's
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: like on the freeway kind of pulling up to like
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: where you see his big first form campus nice and
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: he always does a pan over to the seat because
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: he always shows off how his wallet and his gun
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: are sitting right on the seat oh my god and
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: then he sweeps back over I'm like how are you
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: doing this so smoothly while you're driving and I see
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: your hand on the wheel and he's like Metaglasses, dude.
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah. It makes sense.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Metaglasses.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: It really is.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: But going to these audio-only glasses, Greg needs them because
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: they will enhance your hearing.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: So are they essentially always on? So it's always kind
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: of a hearing aid?
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: They're highlighting, yeah, like people that need help with hearing
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: that this will help them and they will last all
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: day long.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Really? Awesome.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: Well, the MTV Video Music Awards is on Sunday with
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: Snoop Dogg hosting. And for some reason, MTV killed the
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: rock music category. The Best Rock Award is gone after
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: 37 years. So all the rock-leaning acts got shoved into
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: Best Alternative.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even that, they kind of shoved a bunch
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: of other stuff into Alternative.
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: It's 21 Pilots, MGK and Fred Durst, Noah Kahan, Tame Impala, Somber, Geese...
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: And Olivia Rodrigo.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, Olivia Rodrigo, huge artist, but how do you
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: put that into the alternative rock category?
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, all of her music is influenced by alternative rock,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: like a Paramore type sound. But that seems like a stretch.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: But she is definitely hot.
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: Nirvana is also receiving the Video Vanguard Award. And finally,
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: there are a bunch of new movies hitting the theaters
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: this weekend. Heart of the Beast with Brad Pitt is
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: coming out. That one's about him and his combat dog, Odin,
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: stranded in the Alaskan wilderness after a plane crash. And
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: all of his press tours have been with dogs. That's
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: been kind of cute.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: That sounds good.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: Prime Time, which I really want to see, starring Robert Pattinson,
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: is about to catch a predator host, Chris Hansen. He's
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: not thrilled about this.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I saw a couple things pop up about this. I
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: didn't watch it or really get into it. So what
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: are they saying with this? Are they saying that Is
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: it just about Chris Hansen going and chasing down these, like, pedophiles?
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: Or.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: is it kind of attacking Chris Hansen?
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: See, well, if you ask Chris Hansen, which I haven't
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: seen the movie, but he says, nobody consulted me. Obviously,
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Robert Pattinson's doing an impression of me.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Well, who cares about that? Are they making insinuations about
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Chris Hansen?
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Maybe he's worried about that. Yeah, they're kind of saying
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: how thirsty he was to get popular by doing these,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: you know, like to.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Who cares? I say who cares the same way I
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: say who cares when people go, oh, well, you know,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: these people that were showing up to bang underage people,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: you know, with Mike's Hard Lemonade and Rubbers.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Entrapment.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: It was entrapment. Like, okay, so what?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: If there's a squirrel in your attic, you set a trap.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: By all means, don't show up.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: When we're talking about predators, pedophiles, like, cool, set all
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: the traps you want.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: And Chris Hansen's in journalism. They're all going to become big,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Well, it's also something that people are super passionate about.
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: It just must not be.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: The idea of busting these creeps who are.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: Preying on underage teenagers.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Kids.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Also, somebody that's on television is thirsty for fame.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I know. And they pursued that career.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: Why did they go into that line of work?
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: Shocking.
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: Well, The Stunt Driver also hits theaters. That's the true
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: story of the dude who tried.
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: To jump the St. Lawrence River in Canada in a
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: rocket car.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: And finally, Unabomber, starring Russell Crowe, Shailene Woodley, and Jacob Tremblay.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: So go out and see a flick this weekend.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Is that about the Unabomber? I think so. Maybe it
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: was just titled that.
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: I would assume it's about Kaczynski.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I watched some movie about him. It was years ago
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: at this point. And I was excited about it. It
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: was so weird and long and very little dialogue. It
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: was very strange. I can't remember.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: It was about him living in a cabin or something?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was his story about how he went to
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: the computer store in town. It was just a really
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: weird movie. It was one of those where it ends
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: and you go, All right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: What did I just watch? What the hell was that?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: That's like that movie Zodiac. I was so excited to
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: see it. And it was like a three-hour long movie
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: about newspapers.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: It was so boring.
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and Unabomber is about Ted Kaczynski and the FBI
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: hunting him down.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: I love reading about how they think it's a connection
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: between him and the Zodiac killer because of the mathematics
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: and the equations and all these different letters and stuff
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 23:08
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Gina Rod. All right, so even
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: if you're not OCD, what is something that you are
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: super particular about? You can call in if you like, 877-44-WOODY.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Tell us what it is. You can send us a
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: text over to 229-87. Somebody said, I am OCD about
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: having all of the hangers in my closet be the
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: same color for either work or for where I'm not working.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: You know, like, yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Aren't you that way, Woody?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: All the hangers are the same.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: They're all the same.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Same color.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Because there's some like where the shoulders hit, you know,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: there's the big hook part that goes down and it
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: goes off to the side, like the peak of a roof. Right.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: And on either side of that peak, some hangers have
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: that really annoying notch, which I hate.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Because when I'm pulling the shirt off there, it always gets.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Caught on there.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Right. And sometimes, like, you know, if I pull too hard,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: it tugs in. I feel like it's stretching out. I
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: hate that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: So if something came back from the dry cleaner, you
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: would never just hang it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Up with the metal. I take it off. Well, out
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: of the plastic, off that little, like, paper-wrapped hanger. No
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: wire hanger. This is my laundry as a guy. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: need my laundry done and folded a certain way down
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: to my socks and boxers.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: My wife will take the stuff out of the dryer,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: and she'll fold, you know, underwear and socks. Socks are whatever.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Put them one on top of the other, fold them
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: in half, done. My underwear, whichever way she grabs them
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: is how she folds them. And I go, and I
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: will unfold them and fold them the proper way. I'll
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: take them out of the drawer, fold them all the
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: proper way, and then put them back.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I need them to be done a certain way. But
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Greg and I are crazy that way.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You are.
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: But do you put your underwear in the drawer like
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: a display case so you don't just throw them in?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And I also rotate them because I have more pairs
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: of underwear and more pairs of socks than what I'll
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: go through a particular week. I don't want to keep
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: wearing out the same pair. So like they do at
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: grocery stores, I rotate the stock. I'll take the stuff
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: that's still in the drawer that I haven't worn yet,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: take it out, put the freshly laundered stuff in, and
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: then put the stuff that was still in there on
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: top so that I go through that first.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Good God.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Insane.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: It's insanity. Well, that's why Jay Pritchett from Modern Family
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: wanted to invent that thing where you put the sock
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: thing and then it falls down a container. So you're
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: always rotating.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: The text says the volume of the TV or anything else,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: it's got to be even numbers or fives.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I can't even watch somebody else changing the volume. I
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: just look down so I don't see it. That's on
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: the text.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: I don't even think about that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I do that with my car thermostat. I never set
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: it to 66. Only 65 or 67. Or 69.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Or 69.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, we talked about, like, I will spill gas
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: on the ground, even at these prices.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: It has to be the closest full dollar or 25 cents.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: So 25, 50, 75, whole dollar.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: And that's in a pinch.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Wow. Anyway, I bring this up because, and shout out
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: to Mo Foster from WOLL, Cool 105.5 in West Palm Beach, Florida,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: does a radio show there. I don't know Mo at all,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: but there's a website where a lot of radio people
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: will go on and they'll share ideas. Like, oh, we
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: did this on our show and it worked really well.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: It's kind of been like a big brainstorm. It's one
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: of the things that gets talked about a lot in that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: a convention that I go to every year, that morning
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: show bootcamp thing and whatever. It's just a, you know,
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: a community of radio people sharing ideas.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: He shared this, and I'm like, I got to tell
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Greg about this.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I'm excited.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: He says, our washer is on the brink of death.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: The other night, it was making a noise so loud
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: that we couldn't even hear the TV, and the damn
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: thing is on the other side of the house. Anyway,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: I told Sally, who's his co-host, that it's time to
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: get a new washer and dryer. And she's like, what?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with the dryer. You only need a
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: new washer. His argument is that they wouldn't match and
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: it would look odd and throw off the aesthetics of
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: the laundry room and that his OCD wouldn't allow it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I a thousand percent agree with him.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I lived for years with mismatched washer and dryer
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: and then I ended up moving. So I sold that
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: house and looking at the photos of the listing. I
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: was mortified.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: The washer was so much bigger than the dryer. It
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: was so stupid.
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: Even though it's in a room that only you see.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: It's not like, yes, go through the laundry room.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. That's what people without OCD don't get.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: They're like, who are you trying.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: To do this for?
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: Me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. Because I have to look at it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I don't like the look of it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: It doesn't look good, but I don't know if I
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: have another couple grand just to make it look.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: It's so funny that you say this because- I had
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: a washer and dryer delivered, and one of them was white,
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: and the other one was off-white.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: No.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: I said, no.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: You got to return it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 11: No way.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Because you didn't buy it that way. No, no.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to be matching. Yeah, that's gross.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I would totally.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: That's me all day.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: If the washer breaks, we're getting a new washer and dryer,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: unless they still offer the same exact set.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: And I could still buy the washer.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: That matches the dryer.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: In that case, but if it's like, this is the
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: old model and it's even slightly, nope.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: Here's white and here's stainless steel.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, never.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: Well, I have a couple too, and you wouldn't know
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: it because I'm not exactly OCD. But this is just
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: from learned experience. The keys have to go in the
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: bowl by the door or they're gone and I'm screwed
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: and I have to start my life over.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I always make the argument for stuff
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: like that. How do you ever lose your keys? That's
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: my question. If they are where they are, I tell
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: my kids, like, how do you misplace your AirPods? How
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: do you misplace whatever it is? They just go where
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: they go.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: They go in the same place.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: They have a place that you know.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: They must.
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: My other one is, If you open, even if I
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: see somebody on a video doing it, if you open
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: your fridge and you walk away, I will have a
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: goddamn heart attack.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: Fridge doors should only stay open for a couple seconds,
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: not let all the cold out, and should be shut
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: right away.
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: You don't just like, oh, what's in there? Oh, let
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: me get my shoes. I can't handle that. That is
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: the worst.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Greg, I mean, there's a billion things. Where do we start? Oh,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I meant to point this out to you. I'm not
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: sure what monster- on the staff of this show did this.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: It was either Sammy or Jeff G.
• 29:23
  Speaker 14: Uh-oh.
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: My money's on Jeff G.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Is it staple stuff?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I'm going to patch you this packet of papers that
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: was stapled and left for me. You tell me what
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: the issue is here.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. The staple's almost coming off the edge. Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: It is pretty far up. The page that is second
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: from last, not even the last. page, second from last,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: only has one prong of the staple going through it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: It's so off. It's so for Cocteau.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I think you might be worse than me, though, because
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I've seen you remove staples just to re-staple.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: And I will. But I meant to point it out,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: because I want to find out who did it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Is that you?
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: Does that look like your handiwork?
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did it for sure. The stapler's jacked.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: It keeps stapling you messed up.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, if only you could just remove it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: And start over.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: And fix it. So here's what you do. Wow. Who
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: does that?
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Look at all this effort you're wasting.
• 30:12
  Speaker 14: No, no, no.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Because I'm sitting here talking and doing it, but at
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: the same time, if I was like, you know.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: It's distracting.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeff, you slob.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's like you're a pig.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Watch this. God, what are you trying to give me, nightmares?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: See, I have a brand new one.
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: He's starting over.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And it's related to the getting.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: You ready, Greg?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: It doesn't staple right anymore.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: What do you mean it doesn't?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Check it out, Greg.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Compare and contrast. See, it's equidistant from the top to
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: the side.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: What do you mean it doesn't staple right?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: The pages are all squared up.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Bring out your ruler next time.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: We're good.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I need a pair of meta glasses now to staple.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: What's good, what do you show? I'm an accountant. I'm
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: OC about papers coming to my desk stapled, but the
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: papers are not completely on top of one another. If
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: one sheet in the bundle is sticking out a bit,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I have to take the staple out and restate.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what we just did.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: How could you not be?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: If I got a leveler in here, this would not
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: be a level staple. It's not perfect 45 degrees.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: That's not his best work. I agree.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Can you see the difference between one of the pages
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: is sticking out?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I was a little close to the top, too.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: This is how we live now?
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I have failed you as a person.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: Woody, this would probably bother you. I always thought you
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: were supposed to staple diagonally. So when you turn the
• 31:23
  Speaker 9: page over, it has a nice diagonal to it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: That does make sense.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: It makes sense. I don't like the look of it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: At that point, I'd rather you just take it and...
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: and then staple it vertically. So instead of the staple
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: going horizontal, staple it vertically.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: On the mound. I never have dreamt of stapling vertically.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: The schedule for the show is stapled. This is because
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: the copy machine, and when Tyler does it, he has
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: the copy machine.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because when teachers would hand you stuff, it was
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: always diagonal.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go. Another text. All of my clothes
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: are arranged by color in the closet.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I like that, too.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: All dishes need to be cleaned and put away before
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I go to bed.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: I wish I was like that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you such a psycho?
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: See, for me, all of my dishes need to be
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: fully cleaned before they go into the dishwasher. If I
• 32:11
  Speaker 10: open the dishwasher, even when it's dirty and I see dirty.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: Plates, I cannot stand it. Then why don't you just
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: clean them and put them back?
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: Because dishwasher, for them to be sanitized in the dishwasher.
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: But dishwashers are not that good. They are not going
• 32:24
  Speaker 10: to get half that crap out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: And if I go to unload it and.
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: I blow a dirty dish from the dishwasher that's clean, no,
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: that should not happen.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: Clean your dishes before you put them in.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: But Greg, that's a wild.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Waste of water it totally is and i've gotten admonished
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: by my dad he says why do you do that
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you might as well just continue washing them and put
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: them away because of the sanitation.
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: Do you guys do you guys poop on your plates
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: so basically what no my dishwasher is basically just to
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: sit there and dry that's it that's not i don't
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: actually use.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: It yeah i'm the same yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah um i don't think this is it's not a
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: physical thing i don't think this is is maybe considered OCD,
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: but like on the weekends, I like to make a
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: list of things that I have to do that day.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: And I have to finish the list or I can't
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: sleep at night. So I'll stay up until, I don't know,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: midnight until the entire list is done.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: And they're all timely things or they're just things in general. Like, Oh,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I've been meaning to do, I've been meaning to do this.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: It's not, they have to be done.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: It's not like it was today only.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: If I, if I don't do it today, it's like, no,
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: I got to complete the list.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Or no sleep.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: You should make a shorter list.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: No, it's usually like 10 or 11 things.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Lower the bar.
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: For me, a simple one, and I don't know how
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: people don't do this, if a door in your house
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: is not open at a right angle, so the bathroom
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: door that's not in use is open, it can't be
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: kind of at a 45. It has to be up
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: against the wall perfectly straight. And I'll go around the
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: house if Mario's used a room, and I have to
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: make sure the door is perfectly straight.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: Do you ever shut doors you're not using the room?
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: No.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, you keep them open.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I'm big on making sure the lid and the seat
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: to the toilet are always down.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Oh, how can they not?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: My kids leave them up all the time.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: Ew.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Nobody's trying to look in there. 877-44-WOODY. Send us a
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: text over to 22987. Yeah, again, shout out to Mo Foster.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: from Cool105. 5 in West Palm Beach for posting that. I'm like,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I have to share this with Greg.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: He's so normal.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: He would so relate to this.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I'm relating to it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I feel the pain of them not matching.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: We're all nuts about something.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: More Woody shows next, hang on.
• 34:29
  Speaker 14: More Woody show.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Next. Welcome back.
• 34:39
  Speaker 13: Gia.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Question on the text from Al, longtime listener. And he
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: just has a random, random question. It says, what would
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: you do if your butt plug was stuck in your butt?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: How would you get it out? It sounds like. It
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: sounds like one of those random things that Greg thinks of.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Or like asking for a friend.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: You hear that every once in a while when someone
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: shows up to the emergency room and there's something, they
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: got a bottle or whatever stuck in them. How'd that happen?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: You know the answer, but you're just waiting for them.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: To tell you.
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: You need to go on out to the hospital.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be in this situation. I don't have one,
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: but I guess.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I'll be one of those people. It's the would you rather's.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: You love these.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I would probably be one of those guys that would
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: be like showing up four weeks later.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: At any means.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going to live with it for a while.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: No, I would just go and get it over with.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: They've seen everything. I slipped and fell on a light bulb. Okay.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I got great stories from a buddy of mine. His
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: wife works at the hospital and they just trade stories
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: all the time about different weird things that come in
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: and show up. She was telling me about how they
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: had to sit there and brainstorm how they were going
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: to get this thing out of this woman.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: She somehow got in there and she didn't know how
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: it happened.
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: Million one shot, doc.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, for Al, my first thought was, because
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you do anything to avoid going to the hospital with that,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: is take those kitchen tongs and maybe try to grip
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: it and pull it out.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: But you've got to get the kitchen tongs up there.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I know. It's not going to be fun. Not going
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: to be fun.
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: You might do better with chopsticks.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Well, but you're not going to.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Be able to grip.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: You're not going to be able to grab anything.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to do tongs.
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: Well, not if you're really good at chopsticks.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: It's hard to pick up a piece of orange chicken
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: with chopsticks.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it won't be as slippery, hopefully.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I'm thinking tongs. Try the tongs, Al.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: Please don't try the tongs.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Don't try the tongs. Well, because isn't there something, and
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: this is how a lot of people end up in
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: the emergency room, just like.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: When something hits a certain point, it's almost like your
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: body sucks it in.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: Yes, it acts as a vacuum.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: It's something like that. So then, you know, God knows
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: how far. It's not like it's just hanging out right
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: there like you're crowning.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I wonder if you could pass it after a while. Like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: eat a huge meal. Would you eventually poop it out?
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: I bet it'll get blocked.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, the weight of it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: It would block it. Remember we did the Woody Show
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Mother's Day butt plug giveaway?
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was awesome.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: You have one.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: This one's made of metal.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: I forgot we put that on there. It says, what
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: did you show Logan? It says, go all in. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: But you don't want to go all in, but that's
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: why it has the stopper there.
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: But I thought all butt plugs had that, or am
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: I wrong?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: What's that? They do.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: The stopper. I think they do.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I would imagine. They do.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Because it becomes the base.
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about, yeah, I mean, I think it's
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: just for the sake of argument.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, I think this guy might actually have a problem.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: It said, my sister's an ER nurse in Tampa. A
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: couple came in that was stuck together during intercourse. How
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: would that happen?
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Piercing?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: It happens like dogs.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that does happen to dogs.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe like a piercing.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: They do?
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah. It gets stuck and you can't pull them apart.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: No, but that's on purpose.
• 37:49
  Speaker 10: That's when they're mating. That's the breeding part. And then
• 37:53
  Speaker 10: once it's finished, they can separate.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: But if it's not official, you want them apart, you
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: can't pull them apart.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, once I finish, it's going to be real
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: soft anyway. Yeah, that's what happens. It's like when you
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: pull the plug on a bouncy house, it's over.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: But how hard could it take for a dog?
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: Let me not Google this. But the point is you
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: can't stop them.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: So if you don't want them to mate.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: It's too late. Yeah. And then ducks, male ducks have
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: like a corkscrew shaped one. So good luck getting that out.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: What he says, always scared about going to jail for
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: something you didn't do. What about going to the hospital
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: for something up your butt that looks like you put
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: it there purposely, but really didn't, was legitimately an accident.
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: That's a good one.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's fine.
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: No one will believe you.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: That's fine. I don't, I don't know if they really
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: believe you anyway, if it's a legit accident, like for
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: some reason you had to, Okay, let's say you were
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: giving yourself an enema.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: And then the nozzle got stuck up in there.
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: Well, that makes sense.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: That would make sense.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: But they would also think like, oh, well, maybe he
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: was just throttling himself with the nozzle.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I gave myself an enema with like a Barbie head.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Like it has to make sense.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. I would find it very
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: hard to believe anybody that it was an accident. Right.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: It's very difficult.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: You have to on purpose put something in your back door.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: It's not easy.
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, somebody said.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: People say, oh, I slipped and fell.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: No, you didn't.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: No, you did not.
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: That doesn't work that way.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: No, you didn't.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Somebody said to squat down and use a plunger.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Plunger?
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: Is that possible?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: How small does the mouth of the plunger have to
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: be to create the suction over your anus?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Get an anal plunger.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Thanks a lot for the question, Al.
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: Gives us a lot to think about.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Now you got us ripping on a tangent here. 877-44-WOODY.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Text us over to 22987.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, really? Oh, really?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Well... As is tradition on Fridays, we
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: got the Friday Fail Stories. I just want to make
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: sure everybody's prepped and ready to go in case anybody
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: needs to give themselves a quick throat spray.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Sip of water.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: A little warm-up. Are you ready to go?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Before we get into that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here we go.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Time for another amazing round of the Friday Fail Stories.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: your Friday fail story. All these people thought they had
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: the perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: But then somewhere along the line, it went from being
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: a great idea to one big stinking mega Uber ultra. Okay.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I'll accept it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: A little rough in the beginning.
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: That's not bad.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: We pulled it off. We're not professionals, guys.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, come on.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Pretty good for the amateur ranks. All right, this one,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: out of the D. Detroit. 58-year-old dude. He was out
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: for a drive. He ended up crashing and rolling his car.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: He was not wearing a seatbelt, and he was thrown
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: from the car. You know what else he wasn't wearing
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: besides that seatbelt?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: What?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Pants. Oh, wow.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: That's because he was joeing or either that or getting
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: ready to joe because he was watching porn on his
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: phone while he was driving.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: You cannot wait.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: As you do.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: You can't wait.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: And he got so into it that he couldn't focus
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: on the road and the guy was in real bad shape.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: He ended up dying from his injuries.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: What a way to go.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: What do they say in your eulogy? Like your mom
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: is just worried about you having clean underwear. Right. Have
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: you ever found a ditch?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. It's always a ditch.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: That's what they say.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: How about this one? 41-year-old guy ends up in the
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: hospital after he did something. He had some bladder control problems, incontinence,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: you know, for about a month. And he spent a
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: couple weeks doing what he thought would work. But he
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: ended up at the hospital. So the doctors can help
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: him because for the last two weeks, he had been
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: putting super glue into his urethra.
• 42:49
  Speaker 14: What?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: To stop the leaking.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. God.
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: That is not the DIY you're supposed to do.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: So the doctors removed a hardened piece of super glue
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: from this guy's urethra that was nearly four inches long.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Just a little drop at a time, a little drop
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: at a time, a little drop at a time, and
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: it ended up being four inches long. He's got incontinence,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: so he's just trying not to drip.
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: So you just never want to pee again then?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to just ruin your wiener.
• 43:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: So he was having the incontinence problem for about a month,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: spent two weeks using the superglue into the urethra to
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: stop the leak.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: He said it seemed to work at first, and then
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: he developed a burning pain, a weaker urine stream. Well, yeah,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: because it's like you got your thumb over the.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: How do you heal?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Of course it worked. Yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: They flushed the saline.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Good God.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy was able to urinate normally soon afterward
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: and has recovered six weeks later.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 43:49
  Speaker 11: Fail.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: So lucky.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: Idiot.
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: Not to be a jerk, but do you even deserve
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: to have a wiener at this point? If you're going
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: to treat.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: It like that.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: You're lucky you dodged amputation. I tell my kids that
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: stuff all the time. Look, if you're not going to
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: take care of your stuff, you just want to have
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: this stuff.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: We're taking it away.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to take your penis away.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: It's over.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Caleb Williams from the Bears seems to be just fine
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: without one.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: There you go. This next one is also from Dallas.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: We're the Woody Show. Proud to be heard weekday mornings
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: on 97.1 The Eagle. It's also where a reporter for
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Fox 4 television. Her name is Peyton Yeager. That's where
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: she works, and she's covered everything. She's been there a while.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Tornadoes and major criminal cases. And she was having a
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: problem getting through a story where... The subject of the story,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: this person had their bond set. And here's what happened.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: What just happened?
• 44:35
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Look, hey, we've all been there.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: It happens.
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: But she got it right like three times.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Where your brain just stops.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: This happens to me when I write something a lot.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Like I'll write and I go, there's no way that's right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at it. It doesn't even look like the
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: word I'm going for. And I ask them, but hey,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: the spelling of whatever, is it? They go, yeah, that's right.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I go. What? There's no way this is right. Have
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: you ever said something like, is that a word? I
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: don't think that's the word. Is that the word?
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Every sentence.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Can you relate at all?
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: You know what I'm guessing happened? And I think this
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: probably kicked it off. It was spelled out. the number
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: was spelled out instead of just being a number and
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: she got thrown off.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Maybe, but it reminds me of that super viral clip
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: of that one reporter where it's like, it's like, you
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: can't even make it out.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: The 54 year old suspect is still in the.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Dallas County jail this evening with a 250,000, 250,000, 250,000,
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: a quarter of a million thousand dollars.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. You got it right.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: Three times, almost.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: That's so strange.
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: Poor thing. It's happened to all of us.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: And my favorite story of the week, this one is
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: about this woman in Virginia who crashed her Mini Cooper,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: another person crashing their car. This one, though, right into
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: a cop car. She wasn't about to get caught, though,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: so she just kept driving.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Smart.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: So now the chase is on. They eventually got to her.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: They took her to jail. She reeked of booze, and
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: they're doing the whole processing thing, and She said, hey,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I got to use the restroom. So they allowed it,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: but they told her, hey, the door's got to stay
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: open to make sure you're not up to anything crazy
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: so they could check on her. Now, Greg, can you
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: imagine that? Would you be able to go?
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: No.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could be in poop. Oh, neither. Right
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: in front of them with a door?
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: No.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: But not even at a jail. You know how you
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: go into some places and there's no door on the stall?
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my high school.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Who uses that?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: No stalls had the door.
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: Are you serious?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I went to a glorified prison.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: You definitely did.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: So anyway, she goes into the stall. She does her thing.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: But then she stood up. She put her hands inside
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: the toilet and started palm drinking the mixture of the
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: toilet water and her pee. She was trying to beat
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: the breathalyzer. Oh, that's desperate. That was her plan. I'm
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: going to beat the breathalyzer, and I'm going to shovel.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Because that's how that works. Of toilet water and my
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: urine to beat this. Well, it didn't work.
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: You don't say.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Not only did they see it happen. I kind of,
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: you know, door is open. She was hella hammered. Despite
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: her best effort to beat it, she still tested three
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: times over the legal limits.
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: How that goes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: You know what the biggest.
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: Rumor was when we were like in our early 20s?
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: That sucking on a penny would make you be a breathalyzer.
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: I don't know why.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think it works. No, I remember hearing something
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: about that. Yeah. 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 22987.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a break. We'll come back. We've
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: got some more Woody show for you next. And it's
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: going to be the brand new game. So when we
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: come back, we've got a couple things to do. We'll
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: come back. We'll do the traffic.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Get the business.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: So Greg will do the traffic. We'll play another song.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: And then... And then we'll make our way, while the
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: song's playing, we'll go down to the area for our
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: new game.
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: I'm excited.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: So this is a game that we're going to do
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: from a remote location in the building.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice. It's new.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Aren't new things fun?
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: You can go remote.
• 48:29
  Speaker 14: This is the Woody Show.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Woody Show. Yeah! I'm mega smart.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back, everybody. And we are coming to
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: you now from the women's restroom. And the reason we
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: chose the women's restroom is because it's the only one
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: that has two stalls next to each other. For the
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: game that we're about to play, it's called Battle-ishes. Battle-ish.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: So we have Gina in one stall, Greg in the
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: other stall, as you can see by the feet, if
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: you're watching on the video that we're going to have
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: for you. But the way this works is it's a
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: trivia game. And so you, Greg, and you, Gina, you
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: will ring in by flushing your toilet. Sammy here is
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: the judge of who flushes first. Jeff G is keeping
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: track of the score and of the time. And so
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have a question for you. It's just
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: a simple trivia question. And then you flush in. And
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: if you get the answer right, you get a point. Now,
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: it's whoever gets the most points in five minutes. Ask
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: me why five minutes. Why five minutes? Because that is
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: the average amount of time that a person spends on
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: the throne when they're taking a dump.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: That's pretty quick. Okay, and I just want to give
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: a quick shout-out to two things. Number one, here is
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Seabass's tampons that he's put here in the bathroom, which
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: we've never seen in its natural environment. And also, there
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: is a trophy, the plunger trophy, that Jeff's wife was
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: nice enough to bedazzle for us. Oh, that's so nice.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: The winner will get that. Are you ready to play
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Battle Issues? Yes! And now, The Woody Show presents.
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: Battles.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: You saved my battle. All right. Here we go. Jeff,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: you ready to start the timer?
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Question number one. Time starts now.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: If you give someone your ETA, what is that short for?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: I'd say Gina, Greg. That was me, I believe. I
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: think Greg got it.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: You did?
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: All right, that was hard. Maybe you need to stand
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: somewhere else there, Sammy.
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: All right. Estimated time of arrival. Estimated time of arrival.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: That's a point for Greg Gorey. All right. Question number two.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Who is Simba's father in The Lion King?
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: That's Gina Grad. Gina Grad. That would be Mufasa. Mufasa
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: is the correct answer. All right. Here we go. Logan
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: International Airport is in what city? That would be Boston,
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I believe. That's a really weird sounding flush, Greg. Yes,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: the answer is Boston. Nice. All right, here we go.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Next question. The row of sturgeon are eaten under what
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: more common name? Greg, were you first on that one? Damn,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: I really thought I was first on that one. Oh,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I thought it was Gina, but she has a better flusher.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: All right, well, who was first on that one? Greg
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: was first on that one?
• 51:32
  Speaker 13: No, 301, Greg.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: All right. Next question. Name any Soviet leader ever. Gina.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Gina Grad.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Lenin.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Lenin is an acceptable answer, yes. Next question. Name either
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: of the two teams that play at MetLife Stadium. Name
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: either of the two teams that play at MetLife Stadium.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: All right, Greg Gorey. How about the Astros? Astros, incorrect.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Gina Grad, do you have a guess? Sure.
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: Let's say the Cardinals.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. The answer is either the New York Giants
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: or the New York Jets. Complete the phrase, the squeaky
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: wheel gets the.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Gina Graff. Oil. Slash grease. Oh, that shouldn't count.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I've always heard.
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: That squeaky wheel gets the oil, but I know some
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: people say grease.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: Oil?
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I've never heard that. Greg Gorey. Grease. Really?
• 52:37
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: Really.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: My hands are getting wet for some reason. We are
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: playing Battle Issues right now. Greg has the lead over Gina.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to the producers. What time are we at here?
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Two and a half. Two and a half. All right,
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: here we go. In school, what are the STEM fields?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: All right. Science, technology, engineering, mathematics. Greg, congratulations. You got
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: another point. All right, here we go. Next question. What
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: is Rihanna's legal first name? What is Rihanna's legal first name?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I thought it was Rihanna. Greg, you making that noise.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: I'm about to poop. I'm sitting where Sammy poops. Any guesses?
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I'll guess Rihanna.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Rihanna.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Gina, any guess? Jessica. Incorrect. The name is Robin. All right.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: What BBC show is about a time traveler in a
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: phone booth? Sammy, who got that one? Gina Grad. Dr.
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: Who. Dr.
• 53:51
  Speaker 14: Who.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: All right, next question in this round of battle issues.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: What is the name of your very front teeth? What
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: are those called? They have a name? They do. Any guesses?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Gina Grad. Your bunny teeth. Bunny teeth. Bunny teeth is incorrect.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I know it's wrong, but I'll say incisors.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: That is the correct answer. Incisors. All right. What is
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: the name of the Harry Potter Broadway play? Oh.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: See, I would think Gina would get this one. Yeah,
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: but I'm not. She's the most in tune with Broadway stuff. Yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Are you guys passing?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: I'll guess.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Are we guessing? You can guess. Sorcerer's Stone? Incorrect.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: 30 seconds.
• 54:40
  Speaker 12: For that half-blood prince.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Incorrect. The Liberty Bell is located in.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Gina Grad. Philadelphia. Philadelphia is the correct answer. What is
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: an example of a pronoun... Greg Gorey.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: He.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: He. Ten seconds. Ten seconds. What is something's topography?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Wait, what is it?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: What is something?
• 55:06
  Speaker 14: Okay, I got it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: You can't do that.
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: Topography is the elevation of things like mountains.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: All right, that is time. What did you say, Gina Grand?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: The elevation of things like mountains. The physical features shape
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: of an area's land or surface. Yeah, what I said.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Well, what is the score there, Jeff G.? Let's come
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: over to Jeff.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: The official score is Greg, seven.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Gina, five.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Greg, you are the winner of Battle Issues. Greg Gorey,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: the first ever winner. Please step out of the stall
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: and claim your prize. Greg, congratulations.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's beautiful.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, look at that.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I've always dreamt of this.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: He is the very first winner of the plunger trophy.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: That is yours until our next round of Battle Issues.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: And Greg Gorey, sorry about all the water waste. That
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: was upsetting.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Yes. But thank you, everybody. All right. We're going to
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: take a quick break. That's how you play Battle Issues.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Greg?
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: A plus, although the water waste thing that you brought
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: up is quite upsetting.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: All right. Let us know what you think on the text.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Is this game a keeper or should we lose it?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: 22987.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Let us know what you think. More Woody shows next.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Woody Show.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Some good feedback coming in on our new game. It
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: is weird that we can't say it on the air,
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: like it's full, but you.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Know what it is.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get it. Battle issues.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I think it's funny, man, because it's a big tile
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: bathroom here. I didn't know.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Obviously, I'd never been in there. I didn't know that
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: there was four stalls.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: What did you think of the bathroom?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I thought there would be two. I mean, it was
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: basically like the men's room.
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: Was it as luxurious as you thought?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: It was very nice.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: There's a great debate going on. And one of the questions,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: the squeaky wheel gets thee. And Gina said oil.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: The answer is grease.
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: And I said, I said, I've never heard the term
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: squeaky wheel gets the grease until I was an adult.
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: So I threw that in at the end.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: But I've never even heard anybody ever. I've never once
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: heard anybody say the squeaky wheel gets the oil. I've
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: heard oil. I have.
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: But I can accept that you've never heard it. But
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: can you accept that I have heard it?
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: Do you think I'm making this up?
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just surprised that I've never.
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: That's how it was always said.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Some people say this and some people say that. I'm
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: aware that some people say one or the other. I've
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: never once heard... I've never once... How did I get
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: 50 years and not once? I've heard that term a number...
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Especially in business or, you know, when you talk about,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: you know, when you have to deal with the public
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: on certain things, they're always like, oh, well, you know,
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: it's a squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: I've only heard squeaky wheel gets the grease as like
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: a sub, like, well, you know, squeaky wheel gets the grease.
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: Like it's only like in the South people would say grease.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: No, because that's the term.
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: I'd never heard, it's always the squeaky wheel gets the oil.
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: And that's even in the dictionary.com.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: Both are acceptable.
• 58:11
  Speaker 10: If you look it up, Merriam-Webster says... The squeaky wheel
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: gets the grease slash oil.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: You keep saying Merriam-Webster as if that's the, that one thing.
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's a real dictionary.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: What? Who's Merriam?
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: It's the actual dictionary.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Dang. What do they know?
• 58:27
  Speaker 10: Where else would we get our answers from to figure
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: out if both are right or not?
• 58:32
  Speaker 11: The dictionary.
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: What source would you like? Yeah, aside from the dictionary.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: I thought it was get the wheel.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: The squeaky wheel gets the wheel.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: The squeaky wheel gets the wheel.
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: Okay. I think we all can agree that that's right.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Origins.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: So this is now according to Google, which Google takes everything, right? Okay.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Including Miriam.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Including that. It says the complete saying is the squeaky
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: wheel gets the grease. And it says, you know, what
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: it means. And we all know what it means. Literal sense.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: An old wagon or machine, a wheel that squeaks needs blah, blah, blah.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: History.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: The modern phrasing was popularized by the American humorist Josh Billings.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: in the 19th century. Through similar ideas dating back centuries earlier.
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: Even people are texting in. I've heard oil. I always
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: heard oil, says one texter.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean it's right. That's not the phrase.
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: Did we all go crazy at the same time, or
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: did we hear it as that phrase?
• 59:31
  Speaker 10: There's different things we can Google to try and get
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: whatever answer we want, right?
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: Google yourself right.
• 59:35
  Speaker 10: If you Google, is it squeaky wheel gets the grease
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: or oil, it says both are correct.
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: But you can't just say no. She's telling you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 14: Nah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Just did. Nah, dog.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Grease is the original and most official version of the phrase.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: I said, which is original slash official?
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: It's just not what I've ever heard. But then I
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: remembered people say grease, so then I threw in grease
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: as well. It's just not the way I ever heard it.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: The squeaky wheel gets the oil.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Google.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: So what is correct?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: The idiom.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Look, I just put it into the internet.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Right, right. I understand.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: But you were correct about the origin. The idiom is grease.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: That was the origin.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: I mean, we can all Google it.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Now, when you say which is used more commonly, 80
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: to 90% is grease. 10 to 20% is oil. And
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: that is only because people, what do they call it?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Malpropism.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: People said oil because they forgot the original saying. And
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: that kind of got out into, I guess maybe this
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: like regional thing.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: It must have gotten to the Midwest.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Right. Pop and soda or whatever.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. But let it be known that Woody is correct.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: And people who say oil are just repeating something that
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: some stupid person missaid years ago.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: And that's fine.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: So you may have heard oil, but you heard the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: incorrect thing. Think about it this way, right? Like think
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: about a car, right? Like they're not, oil goes in
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: the engine. Grease would go on an axle.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Another perfectly well-reasoned example.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: See this?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: You're welcome.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: I will take you to evidence A through Z, which
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: is the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz who goes,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: oil pan.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: That's a hinge. That's for hinges. That's not a wheel.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: You would put oil like on a door hinge or
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: on the hinge of his jaw, the hinge of his elbow, arm.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: Like I said, I am happy to accept everything I'm hearing.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying I have never- Doesn't.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Sound like it. Thank you.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Just throwing that out there.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: I am literally happy to accept it.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: That wasn't a very happy way to say that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I'm so happy right now.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: I'm happy to accept.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: Let me know when you're done. But all I'm saying is.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: What are you saying?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: I'm listening.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 12: Oh, are you?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting here.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: I'm listening.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: You are.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: These two idiots aren't.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: All I'm saying is I did not grow up hearing it.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: That's all I'm saying. I always heard squeaky wheel gets
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: the oil. Take it up with my parents. Take it
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: up with the teachers.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: My headphones were down. What were you saying?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: Anyway.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: I know these two are, you can just make out
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: and get over it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: We're having a fun time.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: I know, I can tell.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: We just never said it. Never heard it that way,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 9: never said it that way.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: So I said oil.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Cool story.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: What is wrong with you?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: What is going on?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, Jeff G.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: I would like to point out as the official scorekeeper
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: in that game that this question was inconsequential.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: In the outcome.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't have mattered.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: But I thought it would have been six to six
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: tie without it.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: It would have.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: Because it was seven to five.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 10: So one point would have gone back to Gina and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 10: you would have subtract one from Greg.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: It would have been six to six.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: I'm taking goofballs today.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: I also think I flushed in first on the Soviet
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: leader question.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: Correct.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was Sammy's failure.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: There was some shakiness on who flushed first.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: You know what? I think for future rounds, a couple
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: different things. We should keep the door open. It was
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: a first time. No, first time out. But I think
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: what we need is we need one person... on each stall.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: And the minute they hear the sound, they can have
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: like one of those little flags, like a soccer official,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: you know, and they, they hold up the card, you know, like,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: and so that way, you know, as soon as.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: You hear it, boom.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: If you have a person in the stall, they can
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: just look at their hand and see which, yeah. And
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: then you said like the flag, what flag would say,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: you're not listening. Cause there's so much echoing.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: That's hard.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Correct. Correct.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: But Greg, I'm very happy for you. Congratulations.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: And if you'll notice, and if you'll notice my plunger,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: I did not bring this up. And I am also, again,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: very happy for you.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Gina.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Didn't bring what up?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: I didn't just bring up the controversy.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: We were just talking about it. Yeah, you did. I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: brought it to the air.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: And you also objected heavily on site.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I brought it to the air to see what the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: masses would say.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because off the air, I feel like this was
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: the biggest fight we've ever had.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 9: But the thing I don't understand is, again, I totally
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 9: understand what you're saying.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: I get it.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 9: I just don't understand what the pushback is from me
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: having heard a different thing.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: See, in this case, Gina needs the grease.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Last weekend. She's being.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know why I bothered.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: More Woody shows next. Hang on.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Woody.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Woody. The Woody Show. Greg is one of the smartest
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: people I know and, for certain things, one of the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: dumbest people I know.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Really dumb.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Am I going crazy?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Am I that dumb?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: I don't have that other side, like, where you're really smart.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think you're being too generous.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Somebody said, man, when you guys have these arguments about
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: the smallest of things... It's one of my favorite parts
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: about the show.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: It is very funny.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were arguing for just tuning in. It's a
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: question from... Good idea from Seabass of calling the game
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Battle Craps. Yeah, just because we can't say.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: It's easier to say.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Because the name, it's a great name.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: We just can't say the name. Yeah, because it sounds
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: like battleships. Right.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Like the game. Battleship.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: But can't say what we're trying to say. Anyway, yeah,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Battle Craps. And one of the questions was, finish the phrase,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: the squeaky wheel gets the, and then... Gina flushed in.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: World War III.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: With oil.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: She said, oil.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: And then Greg just said, it's the biggest fight that
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Gina and I have ever been in.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: I believe it was.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: It was a knockdown drag out.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: She said, squeaky wheel. She's always heard it. Squeaky wheel
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: gets the oil.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: It's not just me, but apparently that's not correct.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: It's not correct. Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Should anyone ever hear it that way again, you are,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: feel free to correct the person on the spot. They'll
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: appreciate you for it. Even if at first they fight you.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: 303 says, uh, Gina, another well-known phrase is shut the
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: front of the oven. And another one. turn the other back.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Kind of like two in the hand, one in the tree.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Who's getting?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 11: Good one.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: You know, all those famous phrases. Six of one, eight
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: of the other.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: You can lead a horse to water, never the bride.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. That's what I grew up hearing.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: That's what I heard. My mom said that.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: It's in Webster. I mean, this is like saying.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Well, it is in the Merriam-Webster.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and when you wiggle it and you say which
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 10: one is.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Correct, it says both are correct.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it is in the official dictionary. That doesn't matter
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: to them.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: If I could prolong this, Wikipedia says... This would be
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: like someone saying, well, my family and I, we've always
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: said water.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Water.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Or wash. That's the way I always heard it. Therefore,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: it's correct. Well, no, you just heard wrong.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: Well, but if the answer was wash and somebody said wash,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: you're going to say.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: No, it's not correct?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Because that's the way they say it.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Sammy say Oregon.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 11: Oregon.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Oregon.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 8: I'm glad you like that.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I loved it. Do you have any other good phrases?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe we're saying them wrong. Yeah, maybe.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: Two in the hand keeps the doctor away.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: That's what mom said.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: I could do this all day. Ever since I was
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: a kid. That's what I heard, yeah.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: I love it. I loved it.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: You know when you flip a coin? Gina plays really weird.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: She says, heads I win, tails you lose.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, okay.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: That's how I've always heard it.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Heads I win.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: That's a good one. Sammy, your favorite grocery store is?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's. Listen to this woman.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: We are here at Tredarius Joe's.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Tredarius?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Tredarius. That's how her mom always said it.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: That's how Merriam-Webster says it.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Tredarius Joe's.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: That sounds like it should be in the Key and
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Peele NFL draft sketch.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, Ron. Where are you?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: I'm here at Tredarius Joe's. Tredarius Joe's.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 9: Whenever, yeah, whenever they get mad at Trader Joe's online,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 9: they say, we're going to address you by your government name,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: Tredarius Joe.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forget what the word was in my entire life. I, oh,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: was it, um... Jewelry?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 12: Jewelry?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 11: Jewelry?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: No, it's not that one.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Jaguars?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: No, see, you keep saying stuff. I'm not going to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: be able to come up with it. I'm like, that's
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: how you say it? Oh, was it... No, not.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: World War II?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: No. Oh, we're going to flesh it out.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, flush?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always thought it was... You're going to flush
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: Well, there are phrases like that where... That's super similar. Right,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: and there are phrases like that where both terms... Sort
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: of makes sense.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: That would make sense.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: But that's the one I'd never heard. I mean, maybe
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: people had said it, but it just never registered. They said,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: we need to flesh out this plan.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Sounds gross. Yeah, gross.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: Well, I thought it was like you're flushing something out
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: of the bushes, you know, like a bird.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Right. Flush.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: That would be flush, right? Right.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: But it actually means the opposite. We're going to flesh
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: That means we're going to build out. We're going to
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: put flesh upon.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: So what was the origin of that? Yeah, Google. Where
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: did that come from? Yeah. Flesh out.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: Come on, Google.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Is that like a, I don't know. Is that Dr. DeBrow?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And our idols, the Property Brothers, say instead of
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: paint a room, we're going to paint it out.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Like, why?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Let's paint out that room.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Do you know another thing that's super East Coast-y that
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: I only hear East Coast people say is instead of
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: getting in line, they say online.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: That is, I hate that.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Message because it does not make sense.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a regional thing.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Let's get online.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I'm born and raised on the East Coast, and we
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: always get in line.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: You wait online.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: I've heard that. I've heard people say that, but it's not.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: I've only heard East Coast people say it.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I would tell you that one's not a regional.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Check Webster.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: You're not standing on a line.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: It's definitely not regional.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I'm with Woody on that one. You're forming in the line.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: I asked Gina to finish the phrase, and she said,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: one in the pink, two in the sink. I'd never
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: heard that one either, but she says that's what her
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: mom always said.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: I think it matters what tense you say it in.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I'm standing in line. Or yesterday I was standing online.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: No, you're not online.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I know you're not online, but I say things that
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I know are wrong. I say boughten. I haven't boughten
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: it yet.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: And I know that's wrong.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I haven't boughten it yet.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I haven't boughten it yet.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: And you can still put a spoon to your mouth?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: I can to sustain life.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Greg, breathe.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: It's a miracle.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY. Who wants to play the DUIQ? Let's do it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Let's fight.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Looking for a contestant. Yeah, we can argue some more.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: DUIQ coming up next. If you want to be our
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: contestant and have a chance to win a prize here,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: give us a call. 877-44-WOODY. You can just call in now.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: We'll take the break. We'll come back and we'll do
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: that next. You're on The Woody Show.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: It's kind of how the doctor needs to see your penis,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: even though you came in for a sprained wrist.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: You have a broken toe? Show me your scrotum.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Well, it's time for today's dumbass contest. And today's dumbass
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: contest is the.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: DUIQ.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 13: DUIQ.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: T-Bass, explain the game to everybody, please.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: I find someone very inebriated and ask them some very
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: easy trivia questions. So that is the game there is
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: to say, is this person so out of it that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: they will not know the answer to this question that
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: literally every other living, breathing, sentient individual knows? If you
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: can guess whether they know two times out of three,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: you win.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: We ask you to call in 877-44-WOODY. And let's say
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: hi to Kelly. Hi, Kelly.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, what are you doing?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: Good morning.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Happy Friday.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: What up?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Let's play the DUIQ. Now, before we get to the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: questions that will count toward you winning a prize or not,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: we're going to get to know the drunk person a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: little bit better and a little better gauge of just
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: how with or not with it they are and who
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: is this person, Seabass.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: It's Daniela, and she is going to tell.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Us about what she's had. Santa? Oh, Dan Yella. Dan Yella.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: It's on like San Yella.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: That's a weird name.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: It's Sandy Yella, and she's going to tell us about
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: what she's been consuming. Not always alcohol here on the DUIQ.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 14: Have you indeed smoked anything tonight? Well, we had some edibles, but...
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 14: What do you have?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: They look like lifesavers, but they're not.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 14: How does that make you feel?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: A little tired, honestly.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Now, why would you eat an.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 14: Edible that made you sleepy?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: I didn't know.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: No, it's because I had two different ones. One was
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: like sativa and the other one was a hybrid.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: And then I ate one and then I ate the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: other together. And here we are.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Stick with sativa if you're going outside.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Menace, what's the rule?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Well, Indica is like in the couch.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: Sativa is like, you know, the energy drink.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: No, not really.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: But yeah, if you want to be able to like function,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: you stay with Sativa.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: I've heard that modern THC, like they refine it so
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: much now that we're kind of losing that.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Rule of thumb, almost.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Well, if you take enough milligrams.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: If you have as much as Menace does. Menace is pretty.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Much in a coma. What if you do both in
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: one sitting? Do they counteract each other?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: One's a body high, one's a brain high, so you'll
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 8: have both. They make hybrids. Yeah, you'll have a body
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: high and a brain high.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: How many milligrams can you have on a.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: I think they stopped selling them, but I had some
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: brownies that were like 600 milligrams.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: I've tried.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know, the mints are what, like 10?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: If you get those little THC mints, you know what
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Altoids.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Those are 10.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what would be considered, quote, normal.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: Well, here, I'll tell you, Greg, I've tried some of
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: this stuff for sleep aids.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: Anything that has actual THC in it, at three- I'm done.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Three milligrams?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Three.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: What's your take on three minutes?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Manis has done 600.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: I couldn't even feel that.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, I definitely was in outer space.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: There's some drinks out there that are like 100 plus.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: And I don't know.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Are you still on those seltzers? Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: There's a 100 plus seltzer out there that I've had.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: I almost drowned.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: So that's why I recommend that.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: And I started puking everywhere.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: I bought a 10 seltzer, again, for sleep stuff, and
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: no more than a quarter of that. Really?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Because I'm a little lady.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: I can drink that all morning long.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Anyway, we're sitting here.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: Anyway, Daniela.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Daniela. That's the person you're trying to guess. Will
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: she know the answer to these questions, Kelly? You just
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: got to get two out of three right in order
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: to win. Now, just for fun, you don't have to,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: but if you want to, we're just playing along. with
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Menace and Sammy to see if they know the answers
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: to these questions. It is the DUIQ. Are you ready
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: for question number one? I am ready.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 13: What Bible figure is said to have been swallowed whole
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 13: by a whale?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: All right. Can I start with a triple no?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Triple no.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: Because Greg, this is a literal, I've seen children's books
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: about this.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not confident that they'll know this.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: But didn't Sammy grow up Not religious, but like knowing.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Isn't everybody in Boston a Catholic?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 8: I'll say yes.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: She's from Boston.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: She's not from Boston at all.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: She's from Massachusetts.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: I'll say yes to Sammy, no to Kelly and Menace.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: I'm saying Menace will get this one. Sammy will not
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: get this one. And Daniela will not get this one.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 8: We're all different.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: That is my guess. Kelly, what do you think? Yes
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: or no on Daniela? I'm going with no on Daniela.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: All right, question number one, DUIQ.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 13: What Bible figure is said to have been swallowed whole
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 13: by a whale?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Samantha.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Noah?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Noah.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Menace. Moby?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Moby. I have no Bible figure. The only reason, I mean,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: not the only reason, but one of the reasons, like,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: you got to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: and latch on to the affirmative. Don't mess with the
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: mystery in between. To illustrate my last remark, Jonah in
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: the whale, Noah in the ark. What would you do?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: Jonah.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Jonah.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Jonah.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: Like I said, children's stuff.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 9: Dang it.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: I was just watching Sleepless in Seattle last night.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: And I have no idea where the hell that song
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: came from and what it was. Was that a school thing?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Did I hear that like on, was that a Sesame
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Street thing? I have no idea, but being a little
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: kid and knowing that song. There was also a Jonah
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: in the whale. A song on the radio in the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: alternative format in the, I want to say early 90s.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: My name is Jonas.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Well, there's Jonas.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Not Jonah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: But there was a song. Jonah in the belly of
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: the whale.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: He was on water.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: Shout out to Jonah Hill. All the Jonas. That loser
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: whose ass I could kick if I.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: Met him on the street.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: Just putting that out there.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, he put it out there. Oh, that's right,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: because he said, yeah.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, come at me.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Come at me, bro.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: All right, I will. All right, so Kelly, you said
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: that Daniela would not know the answer to this, right?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Just clarifying. I do not think Daniela knows, no. All right,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: question number one, DUIQ.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 13: What Bible figure is said to have been swallowed whole
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 13: by a whale?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: Noah? Noah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: The Ark and stuff. The Ark and stuff. How do
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: you get out of that predicament?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten that far in. The Ark and stuff. Close.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Closer.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: You know, there's a book you just can't put down.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: It's the book that she keeps putting down. She says
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: she hasn't gotten that far. She'll get there. She'll figure
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Are you quoting something?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: What? Saying that.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: You know, there's a saying, man, that book was so good,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: I couldn't put it down.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: People say that.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, they do?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, the book is so good, I couldn't put it down. Right, right.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: She's saying she hasn't gotten that far yet. So clearly,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: the book's not that great. She put it down.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: All right, question number two.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Menace's head's gonna explode.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: He's not getting it. Did you have one of your
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: 600 milligrams?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: No, I was like, are you quoting something, or are
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: you just saying it?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Concentrate on the questions.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: All right, you ready?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: All right, dog.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: What's happening?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: That's a great question. That's what we're wondering. Is this
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: real life? Yeah. All right, question number two, DUIQ.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 13: What actor currently plays the live-action Spider-Man?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Very famous. We talk about him all the time. Menace
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: and Sammy, yes. Daniella. I want to say triple yes.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Me too. You know what? I want to and I'm
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: going to.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say no for Daniella. She's really shown
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: us nothing yet.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: I'm saying yes in the room. No for Daniella.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: Triple yes. Triple yes for Greg. All right. What do
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: you think, Kelly? Yes or no?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 11: I'm going no for Daniella.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 10: Nope.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: All right, question number two, DUIQ.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 13: What actor currently plays the live-action Spider-Man?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: Tom Holland.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Menace.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Sammy is correct.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Tom Holland.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Tom Holland is the answer, eh? You could have possibly
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: said Nicolas Cage as well. Wait, Spider-Man? Spider-Man Noir.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: A TV show that no one watched and canceled.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: Okay. Okay.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: All right, well, Kelly said that Daniela would not get this.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: And if that is the way it turns out, she's
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: going to be the winner of this round of the DUIQ.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 13: What actor currently plays the live-action Spider-Man? T.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: T.O.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Something.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: T.O.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: And an H?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Is he hot? He's cute. He has a little butt. T.O. Tim?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: So she was spelling out Tom.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: She was so close. She was so close. Hollandaise, damn it.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: All right, well, Kelly, congratulations. You are the winner here
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: on the DUI.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: You're welcome. Hey, thank you so much for listening to
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Have yourself a great weekend, and hang
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: on so we can get your info, okay?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 14: Have a great weekend, too.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 10: Thank you, guys.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: And does Tom Holland indeed have a cute little butt, guys?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: He's the one with Zendaya, right?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Who we've met and interviewed and she was quite lovely.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: A hundred years ago. The reason we got to interview
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: her is because nobody knew who she was.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: We were on the ground floor.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: She owes us money.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: You're responsible. Yeah.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Her career. All right. Question number three.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: D-U-I-Q.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 14: What is the title of any Nickelback song?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: All right. Sammy. Yes.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Sammy... Yes, Menace definitely knows. He openly says he's not
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: a lyrics guy, doesn't know names of stuff.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's songs that we play all the time.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 8: 14,000 times a day.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: And he says, I couldn't name it.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: I don't memorize any of them.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not here sitting down reading stuff at night.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Go to Daniela.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: You dorks.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: So only yes to Sammy.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: Correct, same. Just Sammy.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Just Sammy. All right.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Question number three. D-U-I-Q. Menace, you're going to go first.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 14: What is the title of any Nickelback song?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Blurry.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Blurry. Same genre.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 8: Rockstar.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Rockstar.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: Or photograph.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Or photograph. Nice.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: How you remind me.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: Initially, I put down Puddle of Mud.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's blurry.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is blurry.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 9: The name of the Nickelback song is Puddle of Mud.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Getting.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Question number three for Daniela here on the DUIQ.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 14: What is the title of any Nickelback song?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 13: This is how you remind me.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: This is how you remind me?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Wow, Danielle.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, Jeopardy would have thrown that out, but
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: I'll take it.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: They would have?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: This is how. This is is wrong.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very popular in meme culture, so I guarantee
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: you that's why she knows it. Yes, and photograph too.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: I like your pants around your feet.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: What a dorky song.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: I like a lot of their songs. I know you do.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: They get unjustified hate.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: Puddle Mud?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Nickelback Dumb Dumb. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Wait, are you quoting something or saying something? What?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. I love it.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, we always give you the phone number. We're calling
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: in 877-44-WOODY, the text 22987. Find us, follow us on
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: social media. Look for us there at The Woody Show.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: You can send us an email, email at thewoodyshow.com. That's
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: where this comes from. Please help me.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: I hope so. This is, make sure. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: I'm going to leave the name out. This is from
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: a nice young lady. It says, hey, Woody Show. Back
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: in February, we had a house fire. We all got
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: out safely, but it was devastating and a horrible thing
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: to go through. Only three rooms were completely destroyed. The
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: rest was covered in soot. Insurance took action right away
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: and had adjusters out to document everything and to take pictures.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: And when we finally went back to the house to
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: walk through, my big purple dildo was stuck to the
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: shower wall, covered in soot in all of its glory,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: and I was mortified.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: We took it off and threw it away, but it
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: was too late. Any adjuster or contractor that had access
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: for the insurance file had definitely seen it. Oh, no.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: Every time I am face-to-face with anyone working on our house,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: I just know they're thinking about me and that dildo.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Because of my embarrassment, we threw out all of our
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: sex toys in a random dumpster on the other side
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: of town.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: I would love to rebuild my collection with a Woody
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Show dildo. If you can or choose not to, please
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: let me down with an immature reply from Greg. Yeah,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: please don't use my name, cause any further embarrassment. Love
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: you guys so much. We don't have... We had Woody
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Show branded butt plugs, right?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe you'd like that.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 11: But.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: In the office, in that big cabinet above Seabass's desk,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: there's an inordinate amount of- Large collection. A large collection,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: which some of those you got rid of, there was something,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: some of them were like melting or disintegrating in there
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: because they'd been in there so long.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: There's this weird thing where- You got a lot of dildos.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: I guess certain types of silicone- Yeah, that was bizarre.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Blends where like if- I likened it to when two
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: different metals touch. Sometimes you get transferred electrons.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Or old batteries or something. Right.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Some dildos were laying on other dildos and they melted
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: a hole into the other dildo.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Sometimes they have someone who's so fat or whatever and
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: they're sitting on a couch and they start to graft
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: to the fabric of the couch.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: There was this watery ooze that was melted silicone or
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: parts thereof. that was leaking i thought it was lubrication
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: or something yeah that's what i thought too because there's
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: lube in there too but that's i don't believe so
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: uh but to this person's point about custom dildos yeah
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: we could throw one that we've got in my cabinet
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: to her but you guys you they sell at home
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: mold your own dildo.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Kits oh yeah we can do that with people.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Here on the show where you i i tried it
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: right before i came on the show actually or.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: If it wouldn't throw off my um my wife's Amazon
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: so much, like her Amazon algorithm. I would just go
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: on there and just order a bunch of stuff like
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: it was like a wedding registry. Just send her a
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: bunch of stuff. That's not a Woody show, Dildo. It's
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: from the Woody show. Right, but that's not Menace's actual member.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: You would want Menace's... Would I want that?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: No. You said, does anybody want that? Yeah, people would
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: want that. I would want to look at it.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: They've had.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: Sex with Emily podcast, they wanted me to do it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: Did you do it?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't end up doing it. Do you still have
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: promo code for Blue Chew?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Why don't I just give you a pen cap?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: You can say it's mine.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: There it is, Greg.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Menace Rays. Yeah, girl.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Menace Rays is a good point. Because keeping fully...
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: Because you want to look your.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Best, of course. And how long does the process take,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: the molding process? Because you have to be at attention for.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two minutes-ish.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: I think I might have told this story, but I did...
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: So the way the one I got leased, they give
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: you a plastic tube, like a big paper towel tube
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: that you cut, because you don't want to put too
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: much or too little, so you kind of estimate, oh,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: me plus a half an inch. Cut mine too short, guys.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: Did you? Well, let's take the details of the actual
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: story and flip it.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you're going to do that, you want
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: to be crazy rotted, man. Back to Menace's point, yes,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: you do want, I would administer a blue chew so
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: that Because it's cold. It's not hot.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: Well, this is, it takes up to 40 minutes.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: I think that's for the silicone to set.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Well, anyway, this one, we will send her something. I
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: feel bad for the house fire.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine how devastating. Yeah.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Well, and just the embarrassment of that.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: Awful.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's been a number of those. Over the
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: years where, you know, the photo goes around because someone
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: was on a Zoom call and on the shelf behind them,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: like the bookshelf behind them, there's, you know.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Or real estate.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: Her rabbit sitting up there. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: They come around, they take pictures of the house for,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: you know, selling the house.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: You see something in the corner.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: This goes back to the suction cup. Is that a
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: thing that girls actually do? Yeah, do you guys actually
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: do that? Like the suction cup that's on the bottom
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: of a dildo. Have you ever used it that way
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: where you suction it to the shower wall?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Would that actually work?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: You'd have to back your butt up to it. Also,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: shouldn't you wear water shoes so you don't slip?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Good point, Menace. Yeah, it seems dangerous. Right?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Like what? Why else would they put the suction cup
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: on there?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: I know, I don't know.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I get it. I bet.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, people do. It sounds like this person does.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she does. Yeah, she's okay.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can't you just use the shower head like all
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: the other ladies?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: That's a different type of.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Just pound one out with the shower head?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right? Different type of stimulation.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: Or, I mean, just put it on your refrigerator.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you don't fall.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Or the floor and just sit on it.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I guess that would keep it stationary.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Logistics.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, we can figure this out. Order this out
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: of your car.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: You can do that.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Check in over to 22987. More Woody shows next.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: Do you think this is funny?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Do you think.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 9: This is funny?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Nicole was telling me about something. Man, I forget what
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: it's called. She went to.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: It's a face spa or something like that. And all
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: they do, it's just facial.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Massage.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, that would probably feel pretty good.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: I would imagine it would feel pretty great. I just
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: never heard of that. That's such an L.A.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: Thing.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 8: I like scalp massages. I know you get a face massage.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: And I love massage. I've never heard of a place
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: where you just go for face massage.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 8: So you just rub your cheeks?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do all kinds of... Which sounds like it'd
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: feel really good.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because you hold a lot of tension in your
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 10: jaw and your forehead and stuff.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: I've just never heard.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 8: Maybe she wants to take us.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I said, well, how much of a market could
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: there be for people who are just, well, there's so
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: many people with TMJ. A lot of whores out there.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: You know? Lockjaw.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Is there an epidemic with that? Or is that just
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: an excuse to get Botox?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: No, because most people wouldn't qualify for the Botox for TMJ.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you this.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: You can walk in and get it, though, and some
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: doctor will, but it's not in your forehead. Well, they're
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: not going to pay for it.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: That's true. Yeah, that's out of pocket.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Right. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22.87.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: I'll get the name from Nicole.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm curious.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: And I don't know. Is this like a one-off place
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: or are these places everywhere?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: I have no idea.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: I'd be willing to check it out. It's a whole
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: new world.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: I'd be willing to check it out. All right, well,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: guess what we have ready to go, Menace?
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: Let's do some Raccoon News. News, Raccoon News. Man, this
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: is Raccoon News. Hell yeah.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: And in Menace, you can put your official Raccoon News hat,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: which Sammy loves.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: We have an actual real life coon skin cap.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Look at the baby.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a coon skin cap. Oh, that's depressing. You're
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: in the way. Yeah, you can read.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: It's face is front and center.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: You won't even touch the mannequin head? that has the raccoon.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 8: I just don't want to look at it.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: It's sad.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: It has the raccoon face.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 8: Still on it. It's not even just made out of
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 8: real raccoon.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: At least it didn't die for nothing. Somebody could have
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: easily killed it and put it in the dumpster. Oh, yeah,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: because we get so much use out of this. It
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: serves such a purpose. It makes Menace happy. All right, Menace,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: are you going to wear it for raccoon news?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 8: Put it on.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: He's got headphones, so.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 11: Oh, please.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: It'll go right over that, right?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: Whoa, look at that, Menace. It's like imprinted a shape
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: on the, Styrofoam with a mannequin.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Gross.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's so gross.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: So you got a raccoon hat.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: What if you could go to raccoon boot camp?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: This is a report from WLOX where when raccoon little kits,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: when they are abandoned because of, you know, tragedies in
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: the wild, there's a place that gets them rehabilitated to
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: go back out to the wild.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Boot camp.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 10: Baby raccoons are going to school at Woodside Wildlife Rescue.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 10: Woodside wildlife rehabbers take their baby raccoons into the woods
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 10: where they learn everything their mother would normally teach them.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 8: How to climb, what to eat, and even where to
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 8: find it.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 11: We take them into the backwoods with worms in our
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 11: pockets and we'll mimic mom finding a food source in
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 11: the ground. We'll put worms in and act real excited,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 11: draw them over. Then they know, they'll start digging, try it,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 11: and then.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 8: They know there's food there.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: There's a gig, Greg.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: That is so cool.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 8: That and Panda Handler. Let's do both.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: Get a pocket full of worms.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Raccoon boot camp.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: Look, I'm finding the worms.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Good for you. Good job. Raccoon news. Raccoon news. What
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: else you got there, Seba?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: Well, the celebrity raccoon of the year is still Jimothy.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: He is the Seattle area raccoon that is still alive, apparently.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: And his thing is he's got like half a spine.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: Humans have this.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: Again, I know a girl who has this human version
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: where It's like your spine is just crunched.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's taller than he is long.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Does she look like Jimothy?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: Jimothy. A little bit.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because otherwise she moves around.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: Because legs and arms are normal size, but the torso
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: is all squeezed down. Now, Jimothy has been such a
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: huge deal in the Seattle area. They kind of run
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: out of things to talk about. Oh, wait, no, they didn't.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: Cairo 7 found a guy whose name is Jimothy. And
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: they said, let's do a piece.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: All right, so here's their piece, Cairo 7 on human Jimothy.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 12: This Tacoma man loves to spread the joy of music,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 12: but a different sound has been making him smile recently.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 12: The stunted tale of Jimothy.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 7: My first name is Jimothy, spelled J-I-M-O-T-H-Y.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 12: Yes, this church music director is the son of a
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 12: Jimmy who wanted a namesake, but his mother preferred the
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 12: name Timothy.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: And so they... just came together and put those two
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: names together.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 12: He is the embodiment of compromise and harmony.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: And it went on for another two minutes.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: Do you think they missed the days there in Seattle
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: where they had like a whole block of town that
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: kicked the police out and stuff? They made national news
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: on a daily basis. At least they had some kind
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: of newsworthy stuff going on. Now they're talking to the
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: human Jimothy, who's a church music director.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: He's just a normal guy who happens to have the
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: name Jimothy.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: It's fun news.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: Like you, me?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 11: Why?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: You want to talk to me?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: You want to come to my house?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: What do I do?
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Raccoon News. What do you show? Raccoon News.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: And you remember last year's big celebrity raccoon was the
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: meth pipe raccoon in Ohio where they pulled this woman
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: over who was living in her car smoking meth. And
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: she had a pet raccoon who was holding her meth
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: pipe for.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Her like he was smoking it.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: Well, Fox 8 locally, their big story, obviously. So they
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: went to go find her and talk to her and
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: catch up on her and her pet raccoon a year later.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 7: Fox aid found Paige Bedell and the raccoon. She named
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: Chewy living first out of a car, then out of
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: a tent on the property of a condemned home in Akron.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: I love him.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, I've, Had him since he was little. I'm,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: you know, a baby.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: Paige Vidal was indicted on drug charges and a year
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: later cannot be found. Also not known is the status
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 7: of Chewy. The Ohio Department of Natural Resources Division of
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 7: Wildlife appears not to have taken any action to take
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: the animal.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 8: They said, could you surrender him?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: I said, what are you going to do with him?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: They said he's too human and printed that they would
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: euthanize him.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: And that broke my heart. I mean, I was like, no.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to surrender him.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: A year later, they both appear to be running from authorities.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: They're on the run. Chewie and Clyde.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 8: Chewie's a tweaker, first of all.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: Chew dog.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: He doesn't know what's going on.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Can't catch him.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: Ron Chewy. Raccoon News.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: Somewhere in the greater Akron area is a meth head
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: living in a tent with a raccoon named Chewy.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: Raccoon News.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: I know I've seen a thousand of these headlines because
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: I have a Google alert for Raccoon News. My home
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: state of Tennessee has made it easier to own.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: A pet raccoon. Thank you.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: It's called America.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: Now, that's the bed in the headline. However, as you'll
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 5: hear from WATE6.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: From Knoxville, there is a bit of an issue with
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: actually doing this still.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 6: One of Tennessee's newest laws could make it easier to
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: own a pet raccoon. This law gets rid of the
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 6: state's permit fee, but don't expect to just bring one
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: home from the woods. That is still illegal. The raccoon
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: must come from a legal source, be vaccinated, be non-native,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 6: and owners still need a possession permit from the Tennessee
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: Wildlife Resources Agency.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 8: Wait, non-native, so where do you get it?
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Another state? You gotta go to New Jersey.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: Florida.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 8: It's Kentucky.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Anywhere but Tennessee.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: All right. You gotta have a birth certificate if you're
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: a raccoon.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's easier, but hoops, still a menace.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: Give me one more story here in raccoon news.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: Let's take a Tennessee, Nashville's WSMV4. They found a photo
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: from the local fire department of a raccoon with its
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: head stuck in a pickle jar.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: And they had some time to kill. This is one
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: of those things they run at the end of the
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: news segment. So they're like, OK, fill out. You got
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: extra 15 seconds at the end. Let's see the magic
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: of these professional broadcasters.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: The Dixon County Humane Society has also given a shout-out
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 7: to first responders.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: They're helping a raccoon. Had that pickle jar stuck on
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: his head.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 8: Can you believe that?
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: They say that raccoon had just.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Gotten scared, climbed up the tree.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: Local sheriffs, office, the fire, and police departments all responded.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: They were able to free that raccoon, and he is okay.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: Quite the pickle.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah!
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 8: She did it.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: And she did it twice.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: Even the guy was like, really? Man, I don't know
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: if I would have even tried, there was a guy
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: working like security or something in a parking lot and
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: the skunk.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: Yes. I saw that.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: Would you have intervened, Greg?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: The skunk was some kind of thing on his head
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: and he had like a snow shell to try to
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: knock it off.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: No, that's the one animal I wouldn't help.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: And he did it. Like he got the cup or
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: whatever that was over his head.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Rightly so.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, man, this guy is so getting sprayed.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: I would never.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: Now, I've had a time to think about this, but
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: pretend I'm the news anchor and kind of finish up
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: that raccoon story for you guys. Pickle jar in my head. Yeah,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: you know, my wife gets stuck in the washing machine
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: all the time. I got to help her out of there.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: See, that's a porn reference.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, that's better.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: That's a genre of porn. Yeah, she went in there
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: trying to get that last sock, and I just came
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: up from behind and took advantage. Well, see, I would
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: have gone back.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you very much. See you back. Back
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: to you in the studio. Oh, she just picked up
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: right as the mics went on.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Are you here?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: I'm not yet.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: I'm with my child. We're about five minutes away. All right,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: she's about five minutes away. All right, hold on. We're
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: on the air, so don't say anything. Don't say anything
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: you're not supposed to say on the air. I understand.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: It's Nicole Alvarez, everybody. What is happening? Hey, so what
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: was the thing? I'd never heard of the face massage thing.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: Face gym.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: Face gym. Face gym. Like there's a gym for your face?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: There certainly is, sir. And it's just a massage, right?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Not really.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: It's like buccal they like pull at you they like
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 6: it's a massage but it's also like a.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: Beat down oh okay and is it standalone like a
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: standalone place you go to the face gym.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 9: You go to the face gym they have a few
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 9: chairs people sit in the chairs and everybody in the.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: Chair is getting So is it just, is it one
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: location or there's like a bunch of locations like around town?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: There's a bunch.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: West Hollywood, Silver Lake.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: All the places you hang out.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: I'll take you to one if you'd like. Yeah, West
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: Hollywood and Silver Lake where I spend a ton of time.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Does it hurt?
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I'll send a car for you. Does it, no,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: I can get there. I'm saying, you know, does it hurt?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: Do you want us to know if it hurts?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 8: But it's a release that feels like your face. First
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 8: of all, you look.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 9: Younger and tighter without doing any injectables.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: So it's just you feel like a million bucks. Any
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: straight guys in there or just chicks and gays? It's
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: all women. It's all women that do it.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: Are men allowed to go?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: Men are allowed to go. Men are allowed to go?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Do they wear rubber gloves?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: They use tools sometimes, like a big red ball. It's
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: really satisfying. They put balls on your face?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: They put one big ball. Just one big ball on
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: your face. Do they wear gloves? Greg wants to know,
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: do they wear gloves?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 10: When they do the boogle, when they go inside your
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 10: mouth to, like, release the, like, what do you.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Call the, where you bite your, like, TMJ?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: They put gloves on.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: Does everybody have TMJ?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good new thing.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you. Well, because I mentioned it, how
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: you had been telling me about that. I couldn't remember
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: what it was called. Face gym.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 8: I want it.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, facegym.com.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: All right, well, we'll see you here soon. Two minutes. Okay, bye.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: Here's Nicole Alvarez, everybody.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 8: Can we all go to the face gym?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: Face gym?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 9: Is this the thing that, was it Leon Rimes or
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 9: someone started crying when they did it?
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 8: Is that this? Is that the face gym?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 11: Crying?
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 9: Because they popped something inside her mouth during like a.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 8: I think that was a chiropractor thing. Okay. Because I'm interested.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Why are you laughing so much?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: Because that's what I'm going to do tonight. Oh, yeah, bro.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: We had some raccoon news. Then there's this other story,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: this 91-year-old woman. This monkey suddenly jumped at her outside
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: of her home, knocked her backwards, caused her to hit
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: her head. You just walk out of your house, and
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, a monkey jumps... Where is this?
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, India.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: It could happen.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Was it Toledo?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: I say that as if I understand.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: I don't understand, but.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Are there just monkeys wandering around?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: In India?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like crazy. I told you, I've been in- I know.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: You see on movies and stuff like that, different kind
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: of rural towns, chickens are just wandering around.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 8: No, I think they pickpocket tourists a lot.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Really?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: And I told you, I was in Honduras, and they
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: just started jumping on me like crazy.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: That would freak me out.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: The woman was taken to the hospital, and she initially
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: appeared to be recovering, but then her condition worsened, and
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: she died.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: Damn. Oh, my God.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 7: Sucks.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: Sucks.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: Freaking monkeys, man.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 9: I thought I was going to die because of a monkey.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 9: I told you this a few years ago.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: I thought you'd get a disease.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was in Costa Rica on this alligator hunt
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 9: or whatever, and this monkey jumped onto the boat.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 8: It was just me and my boyfriend at the time,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 8: and it crawled across my shoulder.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 9: So I was like, oh, this is so exciting, with
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 9: my mouth open. And then it hooked its tail into
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 9: my mouth to stabilize itself.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 8: And I freaked out. My whole mouth went numb. I
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 8: started drooling.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: I thought I was going to die.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 8: God knows what they brushed up against in the Amazon.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: Monkey tail mouth.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: Do you still want a monkey menace?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, no, because.
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  Speaker 3: You moved on from that?
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: I have.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it was a dream of mine, a little
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: finger monkey, but as we said before, we've hung out
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  Speaker 5: with monkeys and they just poop way too much.
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  Speaker 2: They do.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't want to deal with it.
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  Speaker 5: They're so cute.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to see if I had any other animal news.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: I have a piece of animal news that I just
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: read this morning. There is a mountain lion spotted in
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: the streets of San Francisco. What?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 11: How?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 7: And.
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  Speaker 2: Unlike most stories where they see a wild animal and
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: they just gotta kill it, they actually safely trapped it,
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  Speaker 2: put a GPS collar on it, released it in the mountains,
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  Speaker 2: and now they're tracking it to see how mountain lions
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: move around.
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  Speaker 3: How long it takes to get back downtown. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm glad they didn't just shoot it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, when I lived there, there would be deer
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  Speaker 5: in the middle of the city on.
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  Speaker 3: The way to work. Yeah, you'll see that from time
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  Speaker 3: to time.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I was looking through all my other stories and things
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: that I set aside for us to discuss, and the
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: only thing I could find that has an animal even...
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: It says camel, but this is about camel toe.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's different.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Not the animal camel, but a mom who has a message.
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  Speaker 6: A quick message for us moms who wear yoga pants.
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  Speaker 3: Outside of the house.
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  Speaker 8: So before we go to school drop-off or to run
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 8: an errand in our yoga pants, just do me a favor.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 8: Just look in the mirror and check on your meat muffin, okay?
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 6: If your crotch.
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  Speaker 9: Cleavage is out, why don't you go ahead and maybe
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 9: change your pants or maybe put on some thicker underwear.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 8: Maybe just put some underwear on because if your Ms.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 8: Pac-Man is out to bite, you need to put a
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 8: muzzle on that thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Your meat muffin?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 8: You know what, Greg?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: That's a couple good ones to write down for immature replies.
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  Speaker 3: Meat muffin, your Ms.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: Pac-Man.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 8: Put a muzzle on that meat muffin.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: What was the other one?
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, your crotch cleavage.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: Crotch cleavage.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 8: That's so gross. Yeah.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: Or hot, depending on how you look at it.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 8: Well, I guess this is maybe a Sammy Morgan question.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 8: Do people wear underwear with, like, Workout leggings?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: That's what I thought, but maybe that's what she's saying.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 10: But not everybody does, and I think what she might
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 10: be saying is, and I know that Seabass often disagrees,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 10: that you don't need to get higher quality workout gear, right?
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 8: Because it's all the same.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 10: But I've bought stuff off Amazon before that's cheaper, but
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 10: it accentuates that area, so I can't wear it out.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 8: Of the house. Because there's a seam that goes.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just not quite right. You can't wear it. Greg,
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: you know it's a hellehane?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: Hellehane, which I never realized was a thing. In the
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: world of women. Uh-oh. They sell certain items of clothing.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: Like bathing suits or like undergarments and stuff. And it
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: has this like protective like.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: Like a mesh?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: Thing in the crotch area. Like a sticker. So that
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: chicks don't like. snail tail when they're trying stuff on
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: before they buy it.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 8: That's why it always says you must keep your underwear on,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 8: but some people don't.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: I said, what was that? My wife goes, oh, it's so,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: you know, when people try it on before you buy
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: it or whatever, they're not leaving stuff behind.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: And it's in the garment? Yes.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 8: It's like, say it's your bikini bottoms.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: And then you buy it and you take it out.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: Like in the bridge.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 8: It's like a long sticker.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: In the bridge of their, of the garment.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that give you an inaccurate feel of what the
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: garment feels like?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: When you try it on?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 10: No, because it would just be super gross to not
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 10: have that there.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that was a thing. I had no
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: idea for 50 years that I was ever knowing that
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: that was a thing.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: I could lie and say, oh, I knew that.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: You guys are gross. That's what Greg's been saying.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: Gross, Sammy. Text us over to 22987.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 8: Insensitivity draining.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: And that's going to do it for this hour. That's
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: going to do it for today's show. That's it for
• 1:45:56
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• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: there at The Woody Show. As mentioned, Greg Gorey.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody in prison right now is trading their butt
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: for some ramen, so your day isn't that bad.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: That's a good point. Unless, of course, you like butt
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: stuff more than you like ramen. That's true.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: Then it's a win-win.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then everybody wins.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: Then you're having an awesome day.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: See, Greg, once again, my whole new thing is trying
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: to find a silver lining in everything.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: You're really good at it.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: If you like butt stuff and ramen.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you like butt stuff better than ramen.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: Alright, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: You got it, Wood.
• 1:47:40
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• 1:47:42
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• 1:47:44
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• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: Have a great weekend. SMD double M. Bye!
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 10: Have a great Friday, you mother