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Below Deck Recap, Dish on Bethenny, Mary Cosby, Clara Bow, Dad Customer Service · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Well, hello, darlings,
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welcome back. Today is a fun day. It's a Tuesday. And
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Emily Dresis is here. What's up? Gal? Hi? Go Hey?
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Galte doing Gal? How you doing? Gal? Hello? Gal? I'm
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doing well. Gal. Listen. I you know, one of the things
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I just love about my Emily Gal is that you are such a TCM fan,
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like you love an old movie and your mom's in town, so you've
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probably been burning through it. Well I haven't. I've been. I'd be
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wear cake. I've been busy, I have really, you know. But
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no, but she h, she and I have not had a chance to
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sit down and watch any old old movies, but we will, okay,
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And but yes, it just reminds me. You know, I don't really
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have many friends in my generation who really enjoy that. But I know we
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have a lot of darlings that love a TCM, you know, But like
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in my inner circle, I don't have people who like actively watch Turner Classic
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like you and I. That's right, That's right. And I will say,
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I know I've dropped her name on here before. I hate to be
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a name dropper. But speaking of old Classics. Did you hear the Clara
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Bow song on Taylor Swift's album, which I thought that song was very good.
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I haven't listened to it yet, okay, but I have listened to
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a lot of her album, but I did know. I read a lot
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about I should say a little bit about that song being on her album and
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Clara Bow's family to it. Yeah, if you want to read a great
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book, Darlings, I highly recommend Running Wild the Clara Bow Story. I
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am completely spacing on the author's name and I can't see it from here.
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It's on my bookshelf. But okay, oh my gosh, he wrote this
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book a while ago. It's great. Jackie Nassis was the editor. Oh
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gosh, how cool. Yes, I honestly had no idea what a tumultuous
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life that she had until you know, Taylor did this song and then I
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was reading up on Clara Bow. I just didn't realize. And so I'm
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really interested in that book, really, and I love that her family that
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they spoke to her doing this song and they were like, we had no
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idea she was going to do it, and we're just so delighted, and
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they're just so supportive and what a legacy, what a story wild? What
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else is I gonna say? You know another thing? I know we're doing
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a little swifty turn here. But her latest album, obviously The Tortured Poets
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Department, uh anthology. Now, you know a lot of people once you've
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seen the Fortnite video, you see that Ethan Hawk is in it. You
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know, yeah, he's like one of the scientists. Well, I did
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not. I went through a whole wormhole last night on TikTok, and I
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didn't know the cross pollination between the movie The Dead Poets Society and yeah that
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song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of I think I did
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know that, but I didn't realize. I knew that there was going to
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be a tie in, but I just wasn't sure where it was. So
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that's that's cool. Yeah, and I will Williams Common yes, already had
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them. Well you know that. I can't, you know, think of
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it differently. But that was such an epic movie for our generation. And
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I love that movie. It's so many ties into that video, and you
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know, the gen xers are really claiming that song as their own, like
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Taylor wrote this for us and this is all you know, And I'm like
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let's not go too far, you know what I'm saying. Also another song
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and Scody, Yes Erica wrote this, you know about the Dead Poet Society,
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so she was there first. Let's not forget where it began anyway.
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I don't know why, Dina. I'll begin in Pasadena and it all ends
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in a snowy afternoon in Pasadena. But yeah, my folks are in town.
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Boy they just had a great time. Brett took him to Walmart,
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and boy did they have fun. Just get one of those. Well,
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listen, this one's two minutes away and it's not that busy, and I
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mean like they have So I don't know if this is if anyone familiar with
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this with Walmart has like two hours in the morning where they don't have any
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announcements or music. It's for people who are like extra sensitive or sensory,
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you know, affected, or people who just don't want to bother with the
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noise. Okay, A hand to god. I didn't know that there were
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ever announcements in Walmart or music. So what is that I mean to get
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I hearing? Chet? Well, think about when you go to a grocery
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store or any kind of any kind of do they still do those Do they
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still do announcements on the loudspeaker at grocery stores Phillis, I need a price
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check on nutrigena, Phillis. Yeah, they always call fill I guess you
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know what I mean, like, yeah, you know there's there's still that
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I think, So there's no announcements. I mean it's it's dead silent and
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I have been and it is a freaking delight. Maybe that's why I like
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going at that time of the day and didn't even realize it, Like a
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weekday early is like a dream. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Okay,
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well here we are and here, here we are watch points. Maybe
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that's why I didn't know there was announcements of music. Still watching old movies
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and get into Walmart at eight am. It's expensive to be at You know
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what I'm saying, you guys, I do. We are talking below deck
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today and just so you guys know, tomorrow on over on the Patreon please
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subscribe patreon dot com slash drama Darling and we are going to be recapping vander
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Pump Rules, Emily, Deanna and I. Plus we'll be covering the first
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three episodes of Bethany Frankel's podcast Be Divorced, because and I don't know how
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many more episodes there's gonna be. Right now, there's like an intro,
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then there's two parts and it's literally called be Divorced. So obviously this is
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She even says in her intro She's like, I don't know how many like
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parts it's gonna be. Could be like four, I could be like eighty
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eight hundred, Like I don't I'm like, I'm not gonna stop go like
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I'm gonna keep like I have a lot to say, like if anyone knows
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it's about to divorce, like I know about like and I've been through it,
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like I don't want it, like it's I was put on this earth,
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like it is my purpose to like help you and and and and and
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Garden Variety Divorced. No, somebody pointed out to me it was really funny.
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Uh So a listener pointed out there, like yeah, I just listen
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the amount of times she says Garden Variety is like really unbelievable, you know.
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So pocket now what I will say, Now that's all I'm gonna hear
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the rest of the time, because the ride started listening, and that's all
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I'm gonna hear now, Yeah, No, I will fascinating, you know,
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fascinating, as Kelly Rippa would say, I just you know, I
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have wanted to know what has gone on with that divorce, and I think
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we all have, you know, But over the last like two years,
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people have been really fatigued and upset at Bethany for many, many reasons.
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So there aren't I don't think there's a ton of people who are going to
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make that time to listen. But and people when I had posted about it
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the other day and my stories, I was like wow, I mean just
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wow, because she's really it's her side and it is all about like what
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happened for this ten year divorce over a two year marriage, and it's really
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really wild. So I am going to talk about it a little bit tomorrow.
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Obviously I'm not gonna recap the entire thing, so go listen to it
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if you want to, but we'll be doing that over on the Patreon and
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super duper fascinating, I will say, super duper fascinating, and as many
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parts as she continues on, I will keep up on that. So yeah,
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we'll be doing that. Ye. Also, you know the bonus episode
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This week is going to be the Jinx Part two, which is it aired
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on Sunday night on HBO. If your first episode, first episode, only
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episode, first episode there, they're given it to us spread crumbs, which
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is great. You know, we can only get back off so much.
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But it's a sixth part, right, six parts, I think six episodes,
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Yeah, I think so, but they haven't all dropped yet, thank
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god. The old fashioned way. Yeah, give it to me like Turner
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classic movies. Reel to real black and white color, a week of intermission,
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an orchestral. Yeah, oh my god, that's funny. And then
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The Valley will be here on Public on Thursday, and then Summer House over
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on Patreon on Friday. So good over there. There are ad free episodes
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on patreon dot com. Slash Drama Darling, and just a hint of news
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today before we get into below Deck, Emily's irving dish. Well, you
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know, one of the things that we were just talking about Bethany, and
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as it turns out, she just lost her mother. And we've known about
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this very polarizing, tumultuous, traumatic relationship she's had with her mother for a
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very very long time, and so as it turns out. She she did
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post that she lost her mother the other day. She died from lung cancer.
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She lost her battle with lung cancer. It is a long post,
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but she does really you did read it? Okay, Yeah, I'll read
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a couple parts of it. She says, my mother has died of lung
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cancer. She was complex in pain, isolated, and had demons. She
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was the most stunning woman you've ever seen, who left her abusive home as
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quickly as I ran from mine. She was brilliant, funny, cultured and
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wise, yet suffered a lifelong eating disorder, alcoholism, abuse, smoking,
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and self destruction. Despite not being equipped to be a mother. She loved
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me, and I have beautiful memories of her. She continues to be,
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you know, hearkening back on some of her memories of her and what she
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learned from her, and she said it made her strong and tough. And
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she also said the universe gave her. She said, the universe gave me
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the most beautiful daughter, and my childhood gave me the inspiration to break the
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chain. And then she goes on to say we reconnected so my daughter could
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know and love her. She adored Brynn and they shared a love of art.
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She had one friend, so my lifelong witch was granted that she wasn't
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alone. She was selfish in life, yet selfless in death. She left
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what little she had to my daughter wished to be cremated and wanted no one
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to be notified besides me. She does say I had a six cent she
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had passed. I started to release some trauma, was dancing to the song
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I'm Alive and her favorite designer Alia dress as she was dying. Wow,
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so very very sad, so you know, and very well written. I
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thought in terms of like, I thought, it was like a nice tribute.
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It was considering you know. Yeah, she says the complexities of their
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relationship, and it is really nice to know that she was able to reconnect
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with her and that her daughter was able to reconnect with her grandmother. And
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yeah, you know, I definitely have my thoughts on Bethany, But I
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mean the fact that she was willing to do something like that for brand says
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a lot about Bethany in the end, that she wanted Brinna have that is
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really sweet. At the detriment of maybe Bethany's cores and boundaries, she navigated
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that as best she could because it was so important to Brent. Is the
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takeaway I got. So I thought that was really cool. Yeah, absolutely
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so. Thoughts thoughts with Bethany as she grieves her mother. In other news,
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we have this wild story. I saw it everywhere, but page six
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is reporting that Mary Cosby allegedly called Lisa Barlow's twelve year old son Henry the
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R word during a heated argument. So An insider claims the offensive remark was
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made during a crazy fight that took place between the woman the woman the women
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earlier this month, noting that Barlow's castmates, including returning stars Heather Whitney,
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Meredith, and Angie, were perturbed by Mary's part in the exchange. The
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entire cast was beyond grossed out by Mary's alleged use of the slur, the
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source explains. And then the other thing. Last night, Mary Cosby posted
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a picture of her son, and she said two sides to every story exclamation
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point. And then she posted a picture of her She she says, my
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beautiful son, and she has a picture of her son. So this is
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all very cryptic. We uh, soon we'll find out, and not exactly
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the storyline I was hoping for, not that I would ever know what to
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hope for. But this is just really not sitting nice. I have a
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feeling that that was not gonna maybe even be in the show, oh real.
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But then I then someone leaked it, so now I'll definitely be because
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it's so it would be one of those moments that we would never know what
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was said, but we would wonder, you know what I mean. It's
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like one of those things that'd be like like like off camera, like they
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would just say it didn't get filmed or something, almost like Kathy Hilton's explosion,
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Like what did she say that was legit off camera? Well, I
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mean according to I mean there were no production, there was no production.
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There was no production there, but I just ahead of time. Yeah,
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this situation. Production crews sounds like they were there, and you know they
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don't they don't cover up. They're not gonna edit around that. You don't
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well, I don't think that that would be something they would edit around,
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no to protect like the show. No, Okay, they they no.
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I just feel like if there's something that over the line in terms of you
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know, the words you cannot say, the names you cannot say, I
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would just wonder if they would. But I guess they wouldn't. No,
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I mean I think I think that time has told the story. I think
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they've left worse in probably and and this back in the day. I'm just
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wondering if in the last couple of years they would Yeah. No, they
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don't protect. They don't protect, They serve. You know what I'm saying,
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serv serving disgusting storylines. Yeah, well I get Mary. They just
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will not fire Mary. They I mean, how is she even like there
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to even say anything? Did she say this from inside of a shuttle bus
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to an event that she wasn't a part of, you know, and she
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should yelled out a window, like is she actually so this is what happens
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when she actually partakes you know, Yeah, this was a team building exercise
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went well, yeah, there we go. Eh, great, right,
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I really I just listen. I know, you know, we've talked about
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one hundred times. Mary is entertaining all that. I get it. I
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don't know, I don't know the circumstance. This was something that like she
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would even be fired over. But I'm just saying, like she she's immune
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from everything. But I mean, again, I've said a hundred times,
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listen to your bitsch therapist episode on her Listen to the Bravo Dockets episode.
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I just don't get it, but here we are, and here we are,
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So let's get into below deep. Let's get into it, get into
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blot deeck. My favorite part, Emily was when Fraser was just gosh,
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he's just squealing on everyone on that ship. You know, I mean,
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I'm afraid to tell on me. Well, you know, that's just it.
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He's on a constant mission to get the entire boat fired. That's what
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it feels like at this point. I'm a little I'm concerned. Yeah,
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and I don't know if he's being produced that way, but there's part of
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me that's like, I think this is Fraser, Like I think he's just
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pissed. Yeah, and I he does it in the best. He doesn't
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annoy me, others have I'm fine with it. I'm just like buddy,
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right, So there's not gonna matically. I know, I don't know.
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I like his expectations, but they are not realistic. That doesn't mean that
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the chef leaving was not the right decision, which we can peel into,
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but it seems like because like you know, and I want to say that
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we kind of left off two episodes, so not this past week but the
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week before with Barbie. Yeah, like he he goes up to the Captain
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and he's like, insabultination is a fiable fence. It's like, this is
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so intense, Like you're making it so intense. I just really don't see
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it that way. And what do you think? She's doing her job well
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and you're gonna now put her on the chopping block with with who who is
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left? And Captain being like he's like, I'm not disregotting well you're sighing,
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but it's not being a leader. And I was like, oh,
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captain has taken a page right out of Sandy's book, you know, exactly
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like Sandy would say the same thing, like be a leader. Yeah.
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I mean I got to give it to Captain Carrey for not ripping Fraser new
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ass, because he's got to be like, dude, you are up here
23:18
every day trying to fire somebody, right, and like, I don't know
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what you know, it was hard enough to replace Kat and now and that
23:30
was on Kat that she wanted to leave. But like right, Fraser was
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just about to be like, she's not accepting my therapy and she hasn't changed,
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right, Yeah, he the captain, you are yes, you have
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showed us yourself you have phone. Yeah, So I feel like Carrie's job.
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Sorry, Carrie is doing a great job to check Fraser. You know,
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I think he's the forest of the trees as like he is saying,
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I get what you're saying, but I'm a disforgotting what you're saying. But
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it's not being leader, So move your motion, I mean, And that's
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really what it comes down to is that Fraser is taking it personal, you
24:18
know, so personal. And we talked about this like that it's not even
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that Barbie is not giving him something, it's that she's she I think,
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is acting like as appropriate as you can once you've like given She extended the
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appropriate amount of olive branch throughout the season to Fraser, and every time he
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like smacks it away yes and yeah. Meanwhile, like different people hit yes,
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you know, yes and and and they were a stow down. So
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I'm just kind of like, come on, Fraser, like accept that so
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we can move on. Because every time he didn't accept it, then she
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went further in, Like she just went further down. And I'm not saying
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Barbie's perfect, but like you're gonna have your your bitchy crew, Like,
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that's part of being a stew. You're gonna bitch about your job. It's
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kind of a shit job, especially when you're picking up the slack for other
25:21
stews that couldn't do it. And then the people are leaving. So he
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was getting overwhelmed, and I think he's gonna learn a lot from the season.
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I hope that he does, because we can't continue on like this,
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we can't keep you know, bringing going up to the wheelhouse and talking to
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Captain carry about who the next person is that's being insubordinate. Well, he
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came into this season like not ever again, will I let the ship run
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over me? And now right right, it's like he went so hard the
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other way that it's like, you know, he'll figure it out. We'll
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see, okay. So he then he talked. So Captain ends up talking
26:03
to Fraser and he's like, remove your emotion. And then Captain's like,
26:07
Bobby, remove the emotions from the Bobby looking on the Bobby with the emotions
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Bobby. And then Fraser and Bobby talk and then she kind of has She's
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like, I know, I'm a nightmare, you know, and then they
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kind of have a reset and I think that. Yeah, I agree.
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I was like, you're not a nightmare, but I appreciate you saying like
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you can be bitchy and you can be difficult. And maybe there's parts that
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we didn't see, but I like that she took ownership on some level to
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just kind of get started with Fraser. And he didn't seem to be like,
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yeah, you know, I can be a nightmare too. You know,
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he wasn't at all. This is now the tenth time Barbie has groveled
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to him, and he has not shown his hand once. Right, He's
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like, yeah, I know you are the worst. You need to work
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on it. Not having it, I would not do well. I would
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not do as well as Barbie in that situation. I don't think so.
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I don't think so either. So and then we did. I'm not I
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don't know if we've actually officially talked about how Ben appointed Sonny the lead deckhand.
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Not yet. Okay, so that was where that happened. Yeah,
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that happened in this episode two years es ago. Yeah, right, we
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talked about it. Yeah, it was going to happen maybe, and we
27:29
were nervous because of the blurred lines that she might not get it. Or
27:34
if she did get it, it might be interpreted a certain way, and
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it was, and Dylan's just being a whiny little bitch and he is just
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like, oh, yeah, you know, if I had a vagina,
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I would, you know, not be in this situation where I didn't get
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it. And I'm like, you are a piece of work. He's complaining
27:56
to everybody and just side by are because we'll get to how they ended up
28:03
working that out. But Paris and those towel swans, bravo, you know,
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we have not seen anything like that in I mean time swans like take
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me back to Kate Chastain's rocket ship, you know, sculptures, you know,
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but we've not seen any towel art. And I really want to say,
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I need to acknowledge that, so dj Airhorn for that way to go
28:33
to Paris. Other than that, I don't know who she is in an
28:36
over story and I don't need to know. And that's fine. Oh I
28:37
like Paris, That's fine. I just I'm you know, but yeah,
28:42
she's got I like her a lot in terms of like I was relieved that
28:48
she came in and could groove right away and take some pressure off like further,
28:55
Yes, and Barbie Paris. I saw those swans and they're just not
29:03
the right breed. You know, those are not the swans that we would
29:07
find here in Granada. So I'm going to talk to Captain. Captain,
29:12
she's really disappointing me in subordination for her swan art. I'm not disregarding the
29:21
swans, and I think you're overthinking it. Yeah, well I liked them
29:30
as well. Good good, Yeah, all right, So we got a
29:34
new we have a new crop of guests, and we are off to the
29:38
races with the chef is messing up. He already messes up with the seafood.
29:47
The captain, he's been off since Jill's cruise. I feel like he's
29:52
been off back to Jill well, I mean scary, oh no, with
30:03
the sushi mix up and then the weird demands in times for dinner, Like
30:07
I feel like he never got his footing back. And now we're in this
30:12
other charter and they they're paying the price of Jill. This is the aftermath
30:21
of the yeah of the tsunami, because something happened, like Anthony snapped.
30:27
He's off, like he's crying, he's like reflecting on childhood trauma that and
30:33
it goes back to Jill Jill will do that, you know what. It
30:37
goes back to that fucking teacher that said to him, you're you'll always be
30:41
a loser. I'm a teacher him. I mean, like, I that
30:48
is very sad, and I'm sure that it happened, but I think there's
30:51
something else going on with Anthony where he's just like I feel like he's depressed.
30:56
Yeah, yeah, like I I don't think. I feel like now
31:02
the floodgates are open in his brain for all these horrible memories to come crashing
31:07
down and burden, and he's not out of it because he's always on the
31:11
brink of tears. I feel really bad for him. I feel awful.
31:15
I like this was very emotional to watch, and I think I really,
31:21
really really wish he wouldn't have gone. And I understand why Captain Carrey.
31:26
I love the way that he let him go and he was just like,
31:30
you're gonna do great things. You do an amazing you know, he just
31:33
really pumped him up and he was like, I'm siving you because it could
31:37
have been I guess it could have gotten worse, and then we don't want
31:41
to see it get worse. So, but I really would have liked to
31:45
have seen him turn it around, but I don't know if he would if
31:48
he wasn't paying. He was missing a lot of things and and so,
31:53
like you said, something messed him up, and we don't know if that
31:57
was the Jill charter or not, but he couldn't get back and so it
32:02
was starting to really like things were piling up. He wasn't listening, you
32:07
know, when Fraser said, can you not please cook on the beach?
32:13
You know, well, yeah, to Fraser on that, I was I
32:17
was still in a mood like Fraser like maybe that is the way he needs
32:22
to do it. Back off. But then but then I was like,
32:23
oh, no, right, you know, at first I was like,
32:28
come on, leave him alone. But then I was also like, it's
32:30
a good idea. Do everything you can hear and then just maybe warm it
32:34
up on the grill there or something, because yeah, and I liked that
32:37
Fraser finally was collaborating with the chef. And I think we've touched on this
32:44
in the past, which is that when we've seen Kate Chastain on below deck
32:49
before, she was so hands on with the chef, helping them plan things.
32:53
Out really active and not necessarily active if they didn't want it, but
33:00
helping spearhead things. So they felt, you know, very supported, and
33:04
she would help with the execution and she'd help coming up with ideas. So
33:07
I just felt happy that Fraser was actually kind of integrating chief stewage with the
33:15
cheffing duties, because that's how you can have more communication, helps it all
33:19
flow. And the fact that Anthony wasn't receptive to that is not a good
33:25
thing. Because then they got to the beach and sure enough, it kind
33:30
of did. It seemed to go left. It seemed like it was working
33:34
out well, and then that mac and cheese mistakes and they were half an
33:39
hour late. Okay, so half an hour late? What were what was
33:44
wrong with the steaks? I that they weren't gonna that they were going to
33:50
take so long to be ready. Fraser wanted them, Okay, we're going
33:52
to sit down and eat right away. And in my mind I thought they
33:57
were going to be doing more activities and like the cooking would happen to the
34:01
side, Like even though they said they're doing this for a lunch, I
34:06
thought, well, watching him cook it is part of the obvious. Yes,
34:12
So but I guess I didn't get that there was time issues going on
34:19
beyond just the you know, they were late. Basically they were half hour
34:23
late. Yeah, the meal didn't look bad, but then the mac and
34:30
cheese was mac and cheese looked awesome on the boat when he was making it.
34:35
Yeah, in the saucepan. I was like, oh that is interesting.
34:39
Cool. Yeah right, And I'm totally like if I was there,
34:44
if I was out there, I would be like, this is so cool.
34:46
Like they were not having it. Well, the primary wasnt fooled,
34:52
and I would have been fooled because she was like, it just looks like
34:58
he cut off regular side, just breaking noodles. It's so brilliant. I
35:06
was like, this Primary is an intuitive she can see all like she's like
35:12
all showing. Meanwhile, I'm like, wow, I need this recipe.
35:20
I was so impressive. I was like, Wow, she is traveled.
35:23
She is a world traveler. You cannot get anything by her. It was
35:29
kind of epic and like, but the other guest was like, wow,
35:34
I've never had like mac and cheese with this like this, like this kind
35:37
of noodle. I'm like, it seems like it's just Alfredo without the chickens.
35:43
You know, it's just yes. Also I didn't like that it was
35:46
like was it in just these black plastic things, like it looked like those
35:51
baby skillets, like a little baby skillet. Okay, yeah, which I
35:54
like that present In fact, I would like that, like hospital food so
36:00
small and because like those little baby skillets are so cute. Literally, I
36:05
couldn't believe I saw it because I thought, oh my gosh, when we
36:07
were at the Cowboy festival this weekend in Santa Clarita, my parents and parents
36:12
are in town. Oh yeah, they were at a Cowboy festival. Yeah,
36:16
yeah, I was so well I didn't hear it in serving dish,
36:21
so to deal with it, well, I talked about on the Patreon yesterday.
36:25
But yeah, I was at a Cowboy festival. I have a child,
36:30
and it was fun for a while until we needed to leave. But
36:37
like anyway, no, so we we left there. We walked over into
36:43
Santa Clarita, like downtown New Hall. We went to this barbecue place and
36:46
Maddie got the mac and cheese and fries and they had it was served in
36:51
a little skillet and it was really good, but it was like not it
36:55
was was it too hot for her to handle this. Oh my god,
36:59
it was hot. No, it was totally fine. It was fine.
37:00
Okay, it was the kid's meal and they just this presentation but it was
37:06
not the longer spaghetti noodles. So I was like, I love this presentation,
37:09
you know. Yeah, but it also kind of looked like serving turf
37:13
kid's meal as well. After seeing that the other day, I'm like,
37:15
is this kid's meals? But Captain you know at this point, well even
37:22
before, he was like, he keeps making mistikes and gonna have to make
37:25
a change, so this is just like not going on. Well, yeah,
37:30
I clocked, if I am clocking with a week in between episodes,
37:36
that that woman doesn't want a caesar salad again, why are you making a
37:40
caesar salad? She won't eat the lettuce with your chicken. I was like,
37:46
if I'm clocking that with that much downtime, how is Anthony. I
37:52
was so relieved when Fraser said something because I was like, I am pretty
37:55
sure this is the same charter where that woman said she did not want this.
38:00
Wow. I totally did not catch that, and Fraser did. He
38:05
said, and you're giving her caesar salad again? That's my Fraser. I'm
38:12
going up to talk to captain. Captain, I really think you should know
38:17
that Caesar is back on. Prima doesn't want it more disregarding what you're saying
38:27
about the Caesar, well, just tell him well and to your point,
38:32
like Fraser should have been, because he did say right before Anthony was fired,
38:38
I'm gonna sit down with you. We're gonna do all the menus.
38:43
I'm we're just gonna do that from now on. We're gonna go through each
38:45
meal and we're gonna do the menus ahead of time. Mm hmm. And
38:51
uh. I don't know why he didn't do that after that Barbie lunch when
38:57
everything was chaotic, Anthony said, I actually Barbie took too much responsibility for
39:01
that mess up too with Anthony. I don't know why Fraser didn't step in.
39:07
Maybe then because he could see Anthony was having issues organizationally. He had
39:15
mentioned is dyslexia. It just there, the wheels are coming off and it
39:19
wails, yeah, anchors, anchors away. You know. Well, also
39:27
for breakfast, the primary did not want pork. It was on the preference
39:34
sheet and he's like, eh, let's deploy, let's see it they'll get
39:37
bacon. I'm like, find it, find it, you know, I
39:42
mean, she it's not that much to ask. I mean, I know
39:45
they kept focusing on the duck. Was a duck bacon or whatever? And
39:49
I'm like, yeah, well that's a that's a hard ask. But if
39:52
it was on your preference sheet, you specifically want a duck bacon, like,
39:55
why don't you have it? Well, especially because we saw Anthony wave
40:00
it off, Fraser recommended it and when they were ordering the provisions and Anthony
40:06
said, no, oh my god, wow, Emily, you really watched
40:09
this with a fine tooth comb that I don't remember anything from last week,
40:14
even I have notes. Yeah, yeah, no, he there was a
40:17
they flashed back to it really quickly. But no, no, they didn't.
40:22
No, no, I mean I had a crazy blowed deck dream last
40:29
night. You must take it. What is it anyway? I don't know.
40:36
So that got it? Yeah, and he messes up the seafood.
40:38
Yeah, it's just it's not it's not a good look. It's not a
40:43
good look, babe. So now, oh, how about the primaries like
40:46
having sex with the blinds open? And they were all that was? That
40:52
was interesting? Yeah, I have a feeling they didn't realize what was up.
40:58
Do you think that they knew that that was going to be? Like
41:01
I would think that they would think that they could see up. You couldn't
41:04
see it. Well, if you see people walking by and those people were
41:08
walking by, it's true, you know what I mean. I mean,
41:12
now you're making a point. So anyway, Uh, the guests is late
41:21
night and they want lobster at like one in the morning, and Barbie's up
41:25
and so is Kyle. And she's like, I, you know, I
41:30
don't have that, but I can, like, I can try to make
41:32
you some. And I swear she said sangle witches? Did she not say
41:36
she did? No? I wrote it down too. I was like,
41:39
Teresa, is that you's go Jersey? Yeah? I was like, oh,
41:45
what is that? And then I realized it was sandwiches. I thought
41:49
it was some combination of sang the witch. So she's like, yeah,
41:54
She's like, can I offer you a hot sangle witch? Which is just
41:58
like the wildest thing. I was like this. Then Kyle helps her make
42:02
you know, some BLTs and Panini's and thank god because she would have burned
42:07
the place down for sure. Yeah. So now we're in the morning and
42:14
we're this is kind of like neither here, north there. But Zandy and
42:16
Dylan are talking and she's like, talk to Ben about your issues with like
42:22
Sonny being the lead deckhand. So they they do talk, and Dylan is
42:29
like, yeah, I've got more experience, and Ben says, it's not
42:30
just about experience, it's about attitude. And also, you know, she's
42:36
well, she's been there longer than him and she knows the boat more.
42:38
And I appreciated that Dylan finally apologizes for being offensive. I'd love for him
42:44
to apologize to Sonny, but I don't believe he's done that yet. Oh
42:49
you know, he kind of does. Yeah, he does when he fucking
42:53
tries to make out with her. Oh that's right. I was like,
42:58
well shit when I miss Oh my god, that was amazing. She was
43:02
like, no, no, no, Balkie, we don't do that.
43:07
Maybe me bost, but we do not do it on this boat. What
43:10
was he thinking? I mean, even I know I'm jumping ahead, but
43:15
yeah, if she best case scenario, that would have been the worst thing
43:20
ever on the boat. Now Dylan and Sonny are it's a it's a triangle
43:27
between Ben and dil like, what guy he is trying to get up in
43:32
reality? You know what I mean? Like he was Yeah, And the
43:36
only reason why I'm saying that is because he was sitting next to Katie Maloney
43:38
on an episode of vander Pump Rules, which I still can't figure out.
43:43
No, but he he's so good looking. He can open every door and
43:47
I don't do not want to him. But I'm saying in general, like
43:51
you can generally say yeah, no, I agree. I'm just giving you
43:53
my opinion. Whether you asked, I'm with you, I am with you,
43:59
And he would not be invited past the welcome Matt in terms of like
44:04
a cool person to vibe with and hang out with, he just he doesn't
44:07
have to personality. He's got nothing. No, even when he hugs,
44:12
I'm like, he's just doing standing crunches. He's using this person to do
44:16
standing crunches, like he hugs weird captains. I just I have a real
44:22
problem with Dylan's hugs. I'm sorry, not Dylan. Is that Dylan Kyle?
44:25
What lan a real problem? You don't even know his name. It's
44:31
really I think it's grounds in subordination. No one can hug him without getting
44:37
their backcracked. It's very hard on the staff, and he needs to go.
44:45
Yeah, he's he's too much, too much, So okay, So
44:53
then Fraser. Speaking of Fraser, after that beach picnic, he just waltzes
44:58
right up to the captain. He's like, Captain, that beach picnic was
45:04
an obsolute disaster. They didn't enjoy it at all, and I tried to
45:08
tell him what to do. He didn't listen. And then finally, I
45:14
mean, like the Captain's basically like on a A. I mean, I
45:16
guess at this point I got no choice but to listen. I mean,
45:20
it sounds like he's biffing it left and right. We move on to the
45:23
premiere night, the movie night, and they're all dressed up. I loved
45:27
this montage of them, like Sandra d Jules, Jasmine, Michael Jackson,
45:30
King and Queen. But wow, can you imagine being Fraser and throwing the
45:37
guests under the bus so hard? In your confessional when Sue said, yeah,
45:43
I mean he really did throw them under the bus. But then when
45:45
you saw what they were doing, yeah, I agree you. No,
45:49
I totally agree, awkward completely, I completely agree with Fraser because it is
45:54
true when he says like this is so tacky, like they don't feel important
45:59
in life, they need to pay us to do it. Dawson thoughts speak
46:02
volumes, and I'm like, whoa, but this is how I feel about
46:07
all of the charter guests. Like they're all douchebags, you know that want
46:12
to feel important. So he's definitely speaking truth. However, it's also like,
46:17
I mean they're just trying to have a theme night. Like I was
46:20
also like, ye, just kind of let them lose. See, I
46:22
mean two minds on. All the guests are douchebags. I mean, they
46:27
are paying for this luxury experience, and so when they're not getting kind of
46:35
I guess I get where they're like, well I'm paying for this, not
46:38
when they're being assholes. I'm saying, like that guy, did I think
46:43
really, King, I think requested the lobster grilled cheese. I thought what
46:49
he asked for was totally legit and with plenty of time and yeah, and
46:54
so when it didn't happen, or like allergies are overlooked on a preference sheet,
47:00
you know, like I kind of am like, well you're paying,
47:05
yeah, that these things can be accommodated totally yeah, but I still want
47:09
to call them douchebags. I mean, it's just how it is. Even
47:13
if I take a charter, I will be a douchebag, Like, I'll
47:17
still be categorized as that. Even if I'm on my best behavior, I'm
47:21
still oh yeah, okay, So it's you know, I mean, we're
47:24
just embracing what it is. But like that whole request for a dinner for
47:31
the lobster grilled cheese was spoken ahead of time, and then when I saw
47:37
him pre preparing those ham and cheese sandwiches, I was like, what is
47:42
he doing? Turkey? Turkey? Oh? Because he was, because he
47:45
correct because no pork. Oh right right, I even know the fucking preference
47:51
sheet. I know you really do? Is that is that you? Are
47:57
you? The primary Emily? Is that you? Yes, I'm queen?
48:04
Is it Joe? So? And then he's like ell o wee, wee
48:09
wee. And then and then of course like they get the wrong sandwiches.
48:15
Yeah, it's also not you know. So then Barbie did the right thing.
48:19
They woke him up and he seemed okay with being woken up, and
48:22
he did it. But to not hear that was tough. I wish there
48:24
could have been other ears on it, like Barbie or Fraser or somebody to
48:30
you know, help implement that request if he's lost in the sauce, if
48:34
you will, you know. But I think that had been happening again since
48:38
Jill's charter, And because not because it's Jill so much. I'm just saying
48:44
I clocked it for the wheels coming off that and they never got back on
48:49
for him. So and the fact that when Captain did pull him up and
48:53
he was like, everything's great, it was one you know, what are
48:57
you talking about? I was like, oh, Anthony, it's pack your
49:01
knives back. Yeah, oh my god. Okay, So the tip meeting
49:07
was thirteen twenty six each and they're all like wah wah, and I mean,
49:12
understandable. This is where it's like, I get it. The food
49:14
wasn't that great and there's that. So Captain uh talks to the chef,
49:20
he lets him go, and Anthony doesn't understand at first because he's like,
49:23
well, then why is everybody telling me you're the most amazing chef? I
49:25
mean, he's got so much promise, he is really good. He's just
49:29
too scattered. How many times has he done like how many times has he
49:32
cooked on a super yacht before. I think this was new for him.
49:37
I think so too. Yeah, so it's a totally different skill set,
49:43
it is. Yeah, so that's tough. And I mean he's like,
49:45
I did the best I can. It wasn't enough. He's crying. He's
49:47
crying. He's crying. That was rough, horrible for him. Oh,
49:52
don't get me wrong, but I think it was the right move. It
49:54
was the right move. I was. And then Fraser's like, what's wrong?
50:00
Fuck up? Yes, I'm just talking to cop about you. The
50:07
blood is on my hands, audious. So then so Barbie goes into was
50:17
it it was Sonny's room, and like she's she brings the vacuum. Chef
50:24
got fired. I mean that was so cool. I loved that. It
50:30
was like just pretending like she's doing something to talk shit or to just spread
50:35
the hot goss. You know, Study's like convulsing in the bed and Barbie's
50:40
like, I need to move your socks. You can just get this right
50:44
now. But it was almost like she used the vacuum for like exclamation on
50:50
this sentence too. It was like boom, oh my god, speaking of
50:58
vacuums. Just a little sigh bart. I have like these. I have
51:00
a list of things for my parents to do for me when they are here,
51:04
you know, stuff that I just can't get to, or that Brett
51:07
won't get to. And it's just not like it's their strength, you know.
51:10
And my dad will get on a customer service call and he'll just we'll
51:16
go the mars. They will go a mile, they'll go the distance.
51:21
You know. They love it how they wake up, They wake up and
51:23
do one speakerphone customer service call a morning, yes, and it's and it's
51:30
a pleasant experience for him, you know, I mean, he he's a
51:35
he's not gonna be a cruel and he's just like, hey, you know
51:39
what, Alan Phillips here, Gross Pointe, Michigan veteran listen, you know
51:45
what I mean. Like he's just like, I got this arthritis gummies.
51:50
And I have concern because you were selling this, because you were using Tom
51:55
Hanks as Ai and Oprah Winfrey and Kevin from Shark Tank and this is misleading
52:05
advertising. And I want my money back and I need to you know what
52:08
I mean, He'll he will go the distance on any customer service call that
52:14
and so I'm like, Dad, my Dyson vacuum, the one that you
52:19
you know, it's the chargeable, the cordless. Okay, I've had it
52:24
for four years. Got it off of like QBC or HSN whatever deal they
52:29
were having. So I'm like, it's doing this weird thing. It won't
52:32
go on the max speed at all. It's like so anyway, I get
52:38
him on the line with it, you know, and I'm listening, and
52:43
it was easier than he didn't even I didn't even get to hear him talk
52:45
to anybody because it was all prompted. It was literally like if your Dyson
52:51
is making this noise, and they have the recording and it's like show press.
53:00
I was like, that's what it's doing. I was like this one,
53:02
and they're like, that means that there's something up with the filter.
53:06
I'm like, oh my god, filter right, But I check the filter
53:08
and it's not dirty at all. And then they're like, literally, it
53:13
may look like it's not dirty, but it is. It's like, you
53:16
know, we'll text you the instructions on how to do this, and they
53:20
show you the difference. They send you to a video how to clean both
53:24
filters. My dad was all over it. He was cleaning the filters.
53:28
He's like, oh my god, look at the dirt coming out, you
53:30
know. And then he's like air drying it, you know. Anyway,
53:32
put him on that task. So I'm just elated to have my dice in
53:37
back in action. I haven't used it yet today, but I'm thrilled.
53:38
So yes. Otherwise, if you have a handheld chargeable dice in and it's
53:45
making that noise, just rinse out the filters. There's two filters. Okay,
53:50
Oh that's so good to know. Crew night out, Barbie is dared
53:57
to kiss someone, she doesn't do it. Ben and Zandy swap clothes and
54:01
I died. That was funny, very fun Can I see something about the
54:06
last episode real quick? About Zandy? It's just a side note. Yeah,
54:09
and I uh that she doesn't clean the bathrooms. She doesn't wear gloves?
54:15
What I yeah? She they? She was like, I should wear
54:20
gloves to do this. Oh and then they don't wear they She wasn't wearing
54:25
gloves. And then Barbie was cleaning the toilet and not wearing gloves. I'm
54:32
done, That's all I wanted to say. It was like, this is
54:36
that's like, but were they using a scrub a scrub brush without I love.
54:43
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm saying like, if they
54:45
are right, no, yeah, I look, I agree, I can't
54:49
argue. I'm just saying, if you're wiping it with the bowl itself,
54:53
like with paper towel or whatever, and you're not using gloves, that's that's
54:59
tough. That's what. Yeah, that was real tough. Anyway, go
55:02
on, Sandy and Bence wit stuck on them, Stuck on that. Like
55:07
when I heard that Carol this maybe this is so alleged, okay, but
55:13
there was this one person that I don't know who this was. This was
55:16
many many years ago, and they told me that they saw Carol Radsville Radsville
55:22
I call her in a public restroom and she came out of the restroom and
55:27
didn't wash her hands. MM. Interesting. And I stood and stared at
55:35
this person for like five minutes and they're like, are you okay? I
55:40
was like, no, are you sure? Are you sure that that was
55:45
Carol? Oh, I'm one hundred percent sure. I'm like, are you
55:49
sure that she didn't wash her hands? Maybe she just went into the bathroom
55:52
and like adjusted, I was trying to rationalize, and they were like,
55:57
no, I heard a toilet flush and I was like, well, maybe
56:00
she had hands in She could have had hand sanitizer. That's true, But
56:04
let me tell you something. You need to show that in the public area,
56:08
that you you know, hand sanitize in front of people before you leave,
56:13
so that everybody knows, especially if you're a public PERSONA right. I
56:20
agree. Some of the most disturbing information I've ever heard on housewives. I'm
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gonna I'm going to give it that we just caught an off moment on Carol.
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She could have just gone in there. Like here's the other thing,
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though, if you're touching the handle. If you go into a stall,
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you touch the handle of the stall. Maybe she got to wash her hands.
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I have a hook I use Oh, I see what you're saying,
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Like she didn't touch anything. Yeah, I have a little metal. I
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just went in there and like blew a line of coke and then like came
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out. I am a totally joke. I love Carol. This is all
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alleged. So I just felt that, like that was very strange and I've
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never been able to shake it. Ever. I can shake that easier than
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I can shake cleaning the bathrooms without gloves. Just because I would feel like
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you're serving guests. You're serving guests, you've seen it all. I would
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be so disgusted. The only deal I could make with myself in terms of,
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like, I'm going to clean this toilet, but good news, there's
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going to be a layer between me and the toilet. Good news. Yep.
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Hey, hey, talk about Barbie and Kyle hooking up. Wow?
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I like it. I love it too, But she the shame she has.
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I think that it must be that she didn't want to like embarrass her
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parents by hooking up on camera with just anybody, but that that's such a
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weird thing too, like that she overly carries her father's opinion and like her
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mom's a sex therapist and is clearly, as Barbie says, like very open
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about the whole thing, and yeah, and healthy minded about it. It's
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just interesting to see the juxtaposition between the two and Barbie really you can tell
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she really struggles with that. It's really interesting. I mean I get it
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from her perspective of you know, when I watch these shows, I think
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to myself, if I was on one of these shows, there's no way
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I would not want my parents to be watching this. How embarrassing, like
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I shouldn't be watching this. So if she means I don't want them seeing
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me climb into bed with a guy, I mean I get that, But
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it was weird how she said out loud, my father is gonna kill me.
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Is that because her choice of man like that it wasn't somebody that her
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father would approve of. Because that's what she said earlier, it sounds like,
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yes, I think she's I think she's dealing with a lot on the
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Kyle thing. And meanwhile, like, Kyle's great, and it's interesting because
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he is not the type that she would typically go for, and she just
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feels so safe she can be herself. And isn't that just the way it
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ends up being that you end up being with somebody who you don't expect would
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be the person for you. And I think that's really cool to see.
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Yeah, I hope that. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how that
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all goes, because I don't think Kyle deserves to be looked down on either,
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right, And if that's what happens, I wouldn't want that for him.
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No, right, exactly, He's real cute. He's real cute,
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that guy. Yes, Well, listen, we are out of here.
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I mean, what a day to recap below Deck Excited for tomorrow on Patreon,
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I really had a great time. MS. It's good to dig into
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below. Dicky. Yes, it's great to be out on the open seas
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with you. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to go talk to Captain about
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our recap today. Truth or actually we totally should play that