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The Bottom 10 in College Football · The Craig Way Show

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  Speaker 1: Craig Way is my name, joined by the producer Cameron Parker.
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  Speaker 1: Glad to have you with us. We're with you up
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  Speaker 1: till five o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Among the items we'll be covering in this hour more
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  Speaker 2: in the college football Playoff. After the webinar that I
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  Speaker 2: was able to log into and listen to the executive
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  Speaker 2: director of the College Football Playoff, Rich Clark, him talk
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  Speaker 2: about it, and more's the point, so you'll know and
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk about some of the things he talked about
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  Speaker 2: on that. But Rich Clark will join us on the
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  Speaker 2: show tomorrow afternoon, so he'll be on with us in
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  Speaker 2: the four o'clock hour, and I think you'll find some
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  Speaker 2: things pretty interesting about this college football Playoff, this brand
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  Speaker 2: new world that the game is entering, which includes twelve
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  Speaker 2: teams of course expanded to that, so we'll hear some
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  Speaker 2: more on that coming up. Also more from Long Run's
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  Speaker 2: head coach Steve Sarkisian from the SEC Teleconference Texas.
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  Speaker 1: On an open date, a bye week, that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Some used to refer to it, call it an off week.
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  Speaker 2: Back Brown used to bristle at that. He would say,
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  Speaker 2: it's not an off week. We're working. It's not an
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  Speaker 2: off week. We're working. It's an open date on the schedule.
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  Speaker 2: They're not playing, it's a bye week on the schedule,
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  Speaker 2: that sort of thing. So but they're working, they're practicing,
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  Speaker 2: and then they'll be turned loose for the weekend and
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  Speaker 2: then get back after it.
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  Speaker 1: When they get back on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: It started to get ready for the Florida Gators who
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  Speaker 2: played Georgia this week. You know, it used to be
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  Speaker 2: called the world's largest outdoor cocktail party, and then the
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  Speaker 2: people for the game on both sides said, we do
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  Speaker 2: not want to be associated with that. It's kind of like, remember,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it was so easy for everybody to say
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  Speaker 2: red Ver a shootout. For the longest time, it was
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  Speaker 2: red River Shootout, and then it became it was deemed
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  Speaker 2: not appropriate to call it shootout, and so then it
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  Speaker 2: went to red River Rivalry.
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  Speaker 1: Then it went to Red River Showdown. Nobody really seemed
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  Speaker 1: to like that much.
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  Speaker 2: I used to always say, you should call it the
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  Speaker 2: State Fair Street Fight, but that didn't catch on, so
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  Speaker 2: it went back to red River Rivalry. And like I said,
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  Speaker 2: and we all managed to pass through that vortex at
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  Speaker 2: the first part of this month. I said, the key
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  Speaker 2: to that is just say it slowly Red River rivalry.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise you elmer fudd it biably. So it's now just
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  Speaker 2: Georgia and Florida meeting in Jacksonville. But they don't do
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  Speaker 2: as we know, they don't do their tickets like Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you were half the stadium is burn orange the
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  Speaker 2: northern end and then the southern end is Crimson red.
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  Speaker 2: We know that they they're scattered. The fans are out
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  Speaker 2: bi there. The tickets are equally distributed, but scattered through
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  Speaker 2: all out as they play it. What's it called Cameron
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  Speaker 2: EverBank Stadium in Jacksonville?
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  Speaker 1: I think so yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So uh checking look at clean up from our number
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  Speaker 2: one on the text line in talking about the story
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  Speaker 2: about the two Yankee fans who pried open Mookie Bett's
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  Speaker 2: glove while one arm pinned one One guy pinned his
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  Speaker 2: arm to the wall. The other guy prized the ball
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  Speaker 2: out of the glove. As a Dodger fan, I was
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  Speaker 2: rather incensed watching it last night.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of a.
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  Speaker 2: New York cooliganism. You hold him out folding kind of move.
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  Speaker 2: They pulled the ball out. Those fans have been banned
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  Speaker 2: for tonight. They're not allowed to come to the game tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody texting If I were them, I'd go. I'd do
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  Speaker 2: like Bobby Valentine and go did and go in disguise.
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  Speaker 2: May remember when Bobby Valentine was managing the Mets and
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  Speaker 2: he got kicked out of the game and he sneaked
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  Speaker 2: back in the dugout wearing the fake sunglasses and nose
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  Speaker 2: and mustache.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you got cough of them.
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  Speaker 2: And in this case, I don't think they'd be able
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  Speaker 2: to because their tickets have been nullified. They were refunded,
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  Speaker 2: but they were taken away from them, and I presume resold,
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  Speaker 2: so they'd have to find another way into the ballpark.
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  Speaker 1: And do that.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, they're not Somebody else about the story about
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  Speaker 2: the pizza Rhea and Starlton, Wisconsin having to apologize for
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  Speaker 2: some sixty pizza pies being loaded with THHC. And I
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  Speaker 2: said it was a self fulfilling prop so people eat
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  Speaker 2: it and it gives them more munchies, and they eat
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  Speaker 2: more and they get more monchies. So they said more pizza.
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  Speaker 2: So that's your cleanup from our number one. You can
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  Speaker 1: So you.
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  Speaker 2: to eight one five three zero.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, before we get to the break, this is something
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  Speaker 2: we talked about, said, I used to love reading this.
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  Speaker 1: It was a syndicated.
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  Speaker 2: Syndicated column in sports sections across the country, and it
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  Speaker 2: was started in the eighties, I think. And it was
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  Speaker 2: called the Bottom Ten, and it's done with tongue firmly
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  Speaker 2: in cheek, but it is intended to identify the ten
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  Speaker 2: worst college football teams of the week. Of the week
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  Speaker 2: is the way you describe it. So, and one of
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  Speaker 2: the thing was they used to call all uh U
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  Speaker 2: TEP instead of University of Texas l PASO. It was
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  Speaker 2: called University of Texas of l intercepted passo. Well, well,
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  Speaker 2: UTEP is in it. This thing has been reborn, and
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  Speaker 2: it's none other than the very humorous Ryan McGee of ESPN,
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  Speaker 2: who pens this column now. And he doesn't call them that,
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  Speaker 2: he calls them something else because they're in the polls,
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  Speaker 2: you might imagine. So it's here's the Bottom ten from
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  Speaker 2: and I got a kick out of it reading it
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  Speaker 2: this morning. So, uh, number one, Well, let's go from
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  Speaker 2: number ten down to number one. We'll just do that.
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  Speaker 2: Number ten is Florida State, which he has it is
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  Speaker 2: Floria hyphen Duh State semi hyphen knows in os they're
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  Speaker 2: one in seven so they made the and and by
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  Speaker 2: the way, it doesn't necessarily mean if you're in the
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  Speaker 2: bottom ten that you're one of the ten worst college
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  Speaker 2: football teams in the country. What it means is the
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  Speaker 2: course of the week, right, yeah, yeah, the week and
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  Speaker 2: coming off it and where you are. Okay, So number
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  Speaker 2: ten this week is Florida Duh State semi nos at
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  Speaker 2: one and seven. After making the once mighty Miami rivalry
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  Speaker 2: completely irrelevant. The Nose not Knowles the Nose welcome in
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  Speaker 2: unc Aka, the historical geographic center of the ACC for
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  Speaker 2: their latest round of Hey remember like ten minutes ago
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  Speaker 2: when we kept hollering that they were too good for
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  Speaker 2: y'all world tour. On the waiting list, he's got Troy
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  Speaker 2: Bolton State AKA the team that almost beat Southern miss
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  Speaker 2: per don't Kennesaw mountain landis state except kennessas state one. See,
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  Speaker 2: so you mess instead of U mess fi not a
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  Speaker 2: U fa not i you. Temple of Doom follow La
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  Speaker 2: la la la la Tech who lost to Sam Houston
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  Speaker 2: last night, didn't they nine to three. Cam Louisiana Tech,
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  Speaker 2: coached by Sonny Covey, had a three to two halftime
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  Speaker 2: lead in that game, three to two. They got a
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  Speaker 2: three run homer on the top of the fourth. It
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  Speaker 2: was three to two at the half, and then Sam
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  Speaker 2: Houston scored a touchdown and held on and one nine
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  Speaker 2: to three. Sam is seven to two. They're gonna go
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  Speaker 2: to a bowl game this year anyway, he says. Akron
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  Speaker 2: Ammonious is another one. So anyway, so there's there, all right,
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  Speaker 2: Number ten Florida Duh State semi knows they're number ten,
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  Speaker 2: Number nine, Minute Rice two and six?
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  Speaker 1: What minute Rice Rice? What am I missing with minute Rice? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Minute Rice is is oh yeah, ok, yeah, yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 2: The O g Owls are the last ones remaining in
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  Speaker 2: these rankings because Temple kennesaw an fa not i you
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  Speaker 2: had the down the audacity to win footballs. The Ogs
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  Speaker 2: arrive here because they were grounded by a former bottom
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  Speaker 2: ten stalwart. The artists formerly known as you can't You can't,
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  Speaker 2: You can't but let's not give Connecticut too many prompts.
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  Speaker 2: If the Huskies had any real Husky guts, they would
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  Speaker 2: schedule a last minute concept a contest with Kennesaw to
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  Speaker 2: try to complete the four team hooter hoe down. All right,
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  Speaker 2: Utah State is at Utaw. Speaking of pillow fights, he said,
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  Speaker 2: we promised we'd let you know who beat Wyoming in
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  Speaker 2: the latest edition of PFOW.
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  Speaker 1: They here.
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  Speaker 2: They are the other other Aggies who kicked a forty
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  Speaker 2: yard field goal as time expired in Laramie. Now I
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  Speaker 2: wish the concert for Carolina were happening this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one where they're raising money.
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  Speaker 2: Even the story, because I would have told Marty Smith
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  Speaker 2: to tell Eric Churtz that as time expired in Laramie
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  Speaker 2: definitely sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Like a top forty country.
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  Speaker 2: Yet number seven I said he had utep in it.
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  Speaker 1: He does.
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  Speaker 2: He calls it you tippid, like intrepid, you tippid. The
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  Speaker 2: Miners are back of these rankings because they lost a
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  Speaker 2: waiting list pillow fight to follow La La La La
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  Speaker 2: la tech. But this week they'll host the for real
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  Speaker 2: pill of Fight of the week as they welcome their
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  Speaker 2: classic and timeless long time natural and regional rival Middle
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  Speaker 2: Tennessee State. Who's number six? It's Neville, Tennessee State. After
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  Speaker 2: spending eight week eight doing what Liberty could not, the
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  Speaker 2: Blue blw Blue Raiders when able to avoid the post
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  Speaker 2: Kennesaus emotional letdown and lost to last year's version of
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  Speaker 2: Kennesaus Jacksonville State. This weekend, I'll be at the George
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  Speaker 2: of Florida game in Jacksonville, as I am every year,
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  Speaker 2: and I always wonder whether perhaps some overserved dogs and
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  Speaker 2: or Gator fans ever get lackadaisical with the GPS and
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  Speaker 2: wind up in Jacksonville, Alabama's to the Jacksonville, Florida Number five.
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  Speaker 2: Give me liberty, but also give me death because Liberty
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  Speaker 2: lost that game to Kennesaw State. We're d Orwell who
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  Speaker 2: said if liberty means anything at all, it means the
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  Speaker 2: right to tell people what they do not want to hear. Well, Liberty,
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  Speaker 2: I know you all play Wednesday night, so I know
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to hear this. But when one blows
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  Speaker 2: a shot at the coveted CFP spot to a winless
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  Speaker 2: team than the coveted fifth spot, it is number four.
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  Speaker 1: Is you ab like A and then B like a
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  Speaker 1: bee that buzzes at UAB.
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  Speaker 2: He said, on Friday, I flew over UAB Stadium and
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  Speaker 2: right in to Tuscaloosa. On Saturday, edro by that same stadium,
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  Speaker 2: moving even faster because I was trying to get Marty
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  Speaker 2: Smith back to Charlotte in time. The host of concert
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  Speaker 2: for Carolina, we spoted a long trail of smoke and
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  Speaker 2: we're afraid that Protective stadium might be on fire, but
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  Speaker 2: we realized that it was just coming from Trent Dilfer's ears
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  Speaker 2: because they're not Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Number four, why omean.
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  Speaker 2: The Chowboys As he goes, I'm lost the Pillar Fight
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  Speaker 2: of week nine to Yeah. Ever, we're going to make
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  Speaker 2: you wait for that too, Like my neighbor makes kids
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  Speaker 2: wait for the Halloween candy because his hearing age don't
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  Speaker 2: work and it takes him forever to hear the bell
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  Speaker 2: and finally get moving, kind of like Wyoming's offense. That's
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  Speaker 2: number three, Number number two Southern missed Rule miss d.
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  Speaker 2: The sun Belt Old Money Golden Eagles lost to Sun
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  Speaker 2: Belt New Money James Madison as they continue their march
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  Speaker 2: toward what is shaping up to be an all time
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  Speaker 2: pill of Fight of the Year of the Center on
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  Speaker 2: November thirtieth against.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're going to make you wait for that information.
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  Speaker 2: Like Brett Farr makes Mississippi wait for him to pay
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  Speaker 2: it back old new and relief money. And the number
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  Speaker 2: one team the number one team in the bottom ten
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  Speaker 2: this week, according to Ryan McGee of ESPN, is State
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  Speaker 2: of Kent eight. The Golden Plated Flashes aka America's last
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  Speaker 2: winless FBS team, lost their seventeen straight game, surrendering three
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  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty eight rushing yards to Western Michigan. The
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  Speaker 2: last time a bunch of Broadcoast students gained that much
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  Speaker 2: ground was when Tim Allen and Terry Cruz got into
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Campbell's Oldsmobile and took a road trip set to
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  Speaker 2: the tunes of fellow WMU alum Luther Vandross.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kent State's not good.
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  Speaker 2: They're o to eight, the only on the only winless
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  Speaker 2: Division one FPS team left. All right, up next, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna talk about teams who are achieving well and that
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  Speaker 2: would be uh, those who have a shot at the
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  Speaker 2: college football playoff. That's next on Sports Radio AM thirteen
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