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FULL SHOW: A $10 Tip For A Knee Slapping Joke! · On Air with Ryan Seacrest

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  Speaker 1: From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
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  Speaker 2: On air with a Ryan Seacrest.
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  Speaker 1: And here we go. I thought about you guys over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Well, thank you. Well, what what would you
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  Speaker 1: put on your tombstone? And that's why you guys popped
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  Speaker 1: into my head.
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  Speaker 2: You think about death and then you think about us.
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  Speaker 1: Well not really, I was thinking about which one of
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  Speaker 1: you would get my eulogy. So let me back up.
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  Speaker 1: Over the weekend, somebody said to me, you are playfully impatient,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, you know what, that is great for
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  Speaker 1: my tombstone. It's not every day you hear the perfect
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  Speaker 1: two words you playfully impatient. He was a good guy,
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  Speaker 1: perfect for the tombstone.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you have to take it to the tombstone?
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  Speaker 3: Why can't it be like for your dating app?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I I guess that didn't cross my mind because
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a dating app, but I will inevitably
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  Speaker 1: have a tombstone.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it could be like your Instagram bio. Like that's cute,
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  Speaker 4: too cheek, So you.
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  Speaker 1: Think that would be real. That's a good marketing line. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: playfully impatient? Is that an attractive thing to be? Playfully?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Playfully anything is like great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but impatience is not great.
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  Speaker 1: I think impatience is very attractive quality.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't hate it's not given. It's not marketed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's an impatient woman, it's not marketed.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you would, Yes, I would. You think you both
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  Speaker 6: would align with your You would.
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  Speaker 1: Align with the fact that we'd like things to not
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  Speaker 1: take so long in life.
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  Speaker 4: And so I feel like I has dated a lot
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  Speaker 4: of imp.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't get that vibe from any of the
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  Speaker 6: girls that you did.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate both of you saying what you're saying. And
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  Speaker 1: I also think Tony, you hit the nail on the head.
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  Speaker 1: Impatience has had a bad marketing campaign. Yes, because it's
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  Speaker 1: really about diligence. Impatience is diligent, impatience is prepared, impatience
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  Speaker 1: is impatience is punctual.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And the perception that we've been given, that we've
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  Speaker 3: been fed for many, many years is impatient is the
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  Speaker 3: opposite of all.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've found my calling. I need to be
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  Speaker 1: the pr person for impatience.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you can trademarkt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, did I miss this whole thing? Tubbs, idn't
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  Speaker 1: want to give you a hug now, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: the guys you didn't have to put into AI my
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  Speaker 1: tombstill literally no, yeah, did you put in? They put
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Secrets nineteen seventy four to twenty question question No,
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  Speaker 1: who knows longevity?
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  Speaker 4: I might get to thirty something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that'd be twenty one.
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  Speaker 2: Weren't you born in nineteen seventy five?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe one hundred and twenty six? To not pass away
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  Speaker 1: in this mark, you don't know what science is doing.
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  Speaker 1: It's all exponential. I was born in nineteen seventy four.
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  Speaker 2: You were thought it was five.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you do the math, December that's what throws
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  Speaker 1: me off, is the December. All right, let's get into
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  Speaker 1: it mostly kaudy today. High's in the mid seventies, paying
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  Speaker 1: your bills next to kiss Lions roses later, playfully impatient.
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  Speaker 1: Let's be that today. Let's get things done, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So I mentioned this, Gosha. I guess it was a
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  Speaker 1: last week that I mentioned this. But we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: giving all that free gas that we're having so much
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  Speaker 1: fun given away. EJ Chew even out all over southern
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  Speaker 1: California with free gas, free gas Friday we had on Friday,
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  Speaker 1: and with the prices going up and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: stuff you kind of want to find best value when
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  Speaker 1: you can burgers, cheese, burgers, and fries. This might surprise you,
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  Speaker 1: but I was looking at the comparison of here's the equation,
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  Speaker 1: trying to find that who that you can drive to
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  Speaker 1: close in southern California we'll give you the best bang
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  Speaker 1: for your buck for burgers and fries. And the equation
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  Speaker 1: we used was portion, size, calories and protein. Okay, concerned
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  Speaker 1: about all. I want a lot of protein, don't want
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  Speaker 1: so many calories, good portion, right for the buck. So
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  Speaker 1: at number five it was Wendy's. Really they're in the
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  Speaker 1: top five. Number four Burger King for best value burger Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Number three Smash Burger, which is La Live Manhattan Beach Carson.
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  Speaker 4: You know that one, yem.
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  Speaker 1: So, the top two best value burgers in sunny California
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  Speaker 1: are not In and Out in sun No, they're not.
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  Speaker 1: Are not in an ountain Sonic, I am shook. In
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  Speaker 1: and Out came in twelfth. What it's kind of considered
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  Speaker 1: an upper fast gourmet burger.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I consider it gourmet.
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  Speaker 1: So it came in twelfth. Sonic came in I think thirteenth.
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  Speaker 1: But the top two value burger and fries as of
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  Speaker 1: right now today, McDonald's. Yeah, and whataburger is number one?
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  Speaker 2: Never had it?
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  Speaker 1: Waburger used to be one in Konoga Park, but the
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  Speaker 1: closest one I think is in Las Vegas now, so
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  Speaker 1: it's not really okay, La, But Waburger, if you're going
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  Speaker 1: to have, is the number one best value portion calories
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  Speaker 1: protein in the burger department.
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  Speaker 2: Why isn't the portion calories and all that in the
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  Speaker 2: in and out burger? I'm very confused.
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  Speaker 1: What are you counting on your fingers.
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  Speaker 2: The portion calories in the protein?
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  Speaker 1: But you got yeah, you got four fingers up.
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  Speaker 2: The point is I'm just the only.
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  Speaker 1: Portion calaries protein.
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  Speaker 2: So I just pictured it would be higher.
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  Speaker 1: In and out is more expensive. McDonald's is like less
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  Speaker 1: than three blocks. I think there's a tipping of the scale.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's it if you want to know the
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  Speaker 1: best value burger fries. So over the weekend I did
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  Speaker 1: jump into a little bit of playfulness, speaking of all
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  Speaker 1: the playful vocabulary this morning, playful out in Santa Monica
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  Speaker 1: and I played whack a Mole at the pier. Have
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  Speaker 1: you played waa mal whack a mole at the pier.
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  Speaker 6: That is the only game that we play because it's
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  Speaker 6: like you can actually win.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did great. Uh huh, I did. I had
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  Speaker 1: Cookie Monster Crunch ice cream right next door. I played
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  Speaker 1: wacka Mole. I played that bottle game the cinematica Peer.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get one.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like you have a bucket of them and
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  Speaker 6: you're like, I have to get something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how bad I was at the little
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  Speaker 1: red ring around the bottleneck game at the Santa Monica.
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  Speaker 2: Peer, floating it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what redemption was was Wackamle. It must
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  Speaker 1: be a slow wacka mole game.
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  Speaker 2: No, why can't we just be good at wackamole?
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  Speaker 1: Because I was never good at wack a male, but
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  Speaker 1: I was great at it over the weekend at the
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  Speaker 1: Peer Santa Monica Peer. One of the great attractions of
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles movies, the film business, the shooting of shows.
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  Speaker 1: One of the things that happens in Hollywood in LA
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  Speaker 1: and it's happening on Siciny Street. Are they shooting Paradise
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  Speaker 1: Season six?
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  Speaker 2: That would be incredible.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't recognize any actors or actresses that were on
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  Speaker 6: set or anything. Like that, but they have taken up
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  Speaker 6: the majority of my street all weekend long, and so
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  Speaker 6: we can still get out of our driveway and stuff
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  Speaker 6: like that. But I went to walk Diego yesterday and
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, Okay, I'm just gonna go my route and
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  Speaker 6: I'm getting there and that whoa, whoa, whoa whoa woo, man,
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  Speaker 6: you got there's a close thing, Like some guy just
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  Speaker 6: gets in my face.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, doesn't let me.
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  Speaker 4: Go in that area.
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  Speaker 6: So I like, you turn with my dog and go
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  Speaker 6: just a different route. And I don't know if you guys,
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  Speaker 6: it's not even so much of that that was annoying. Fine,
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  Speaker 6: I'll go a different way. It was the fact that
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  Speaker 6: now my dog is not on his route and I
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  Speaker 6: know that when we're on my route with Diego, like
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  Speaker 6: I know when he poops where he poops.
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  Speaker 1: And now we.
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  Speaker 6: Were like all discombobulated, and he didn't end up pooping
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  Speaker 6: until like the very end in the walk.
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  Speaker 2: He was stressed out about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I blame that they watch productions for it, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's what are they shooting bay Watch in the valley
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  Speaker 1: this time? It's like a real twist.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm like, I definitely don't know it.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Yeah, I get it off routine.
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  Speaker 1: It's your own, that's your space. That's like. Look, it's
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  Speaker 1: like when the shark says, hey, bro, you're in my space.
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  Speaker 1: This is my water exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Being kind enough to give our street up for you
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  Speaker 6: to rule on.
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  Speaker 1: If they're shooting on your street and they put out
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  Speaker 1: all the snacks on the long tables, are you, as
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  Speaker 1: a resident of that street that's been occupied, allowed to
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  Speaker 1: go and snack on their fruits?
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  Speaker 2: I highly doubt it. They have security guards.
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  Speaker 3: This was a thing they shot a movie back on
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  Speaker 3: my street in Ross Morris called The Trigger Effect.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, long long ago, decades ago.
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  Speaker 1: I was like.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know how old it was.
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  Speaker 3: And they had those trailers and we were, as residents
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  Speaker 3: of the street, we were allowed to go.
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  Speaker 4: In and get like snacks.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely not the rule anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So this was way back. This is the prequel to
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  Speaker 1: a Bronx tail, right back in that sort of era.
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  Speaker 2: I was old.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, well, if you see Harrison Ford, it's shrinking,
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  Speaker 1: that's what they're shooting. Oh good, If you see Harrison
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  Speaker 1: for it's Harrison Ford. It's Harrison for yeah, and Jason Siegel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's shrinking. If it's the other guy who
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about, Seth Rogan, it's the studio good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Well it is one of two point seven Kiss FM
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  Speaker 1: got your quote of the day for this Monday. But
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  Speaker 1: how many times do you use that bathte before you
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  Speaker 1: wash it? According to my friends in microbiology, if you'd
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  Speaker 1: only use it two times, I have been guilty of
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  Speaker 1: rying that thing for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I feel like it's just me, I know me.
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  Speaker 1: I just cleaned to me. I'm gonna put it back.
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  Speaker 2: On the hole you.
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  Speaker 5: Use it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think there's there guys.
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  Speaker 1: Dead skin, microbes, other bacteria. Depends who you are. You
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  Speaker 1: could have more. I don't know. Ah, so yeah two times.
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  Speaker 1: Today's Monday quote self care is giving the world the
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  Speaker 1: best of you instead of what's left of you. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: don't tap yourself out, Sizah Kendrick lemar Now it is
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  Speaker 1: Ney Tanya. Everybody in the back room after seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Her husband been cheated with one of her friends, but
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  Speaker 1: she stayed for the kids. Now she fears it's happening again.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. Has it become a pattern? Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden has amnesia about his part of
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  Speaker 1: the deal and he's gone back to his old way
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  Speaker 1: because he got to keep everything. Essentially, he didn't really
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  Speaker 1: pay a penalty. So that's coming up for Sisney. The
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  Speaker 1: headline FM headlines with Sicney well strong.
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  Speaker 6: Wins at Stagecoach forced them to pause the event and
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  Speaker 6: evacuate the grounds Saturday night, but the show resumed once
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  Speaker 6: conditions improved. LAPD is increasing patrols and adding new surveillance
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  Speaker 6: equipment in Studio City following a string of home invasions.
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  Speaker 6: Cole Allen of Torrence, and the suspect in the shooting
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  Speaker 6: at the White House Correspondence Association dinner Saturday night, is
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  Speaker 6: expected to be arraigned in US District Court today, and
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  Speaker 6: the LA Galaxy honored franchise icon Kobe Jones with a
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  Speaker 6: statue outside of Didn't Any Help Sports Park.
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  Speaker 1: We're about to get into a Ryan's Roses call. First,
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  Speaker 1: I want to get to pass a Dina. So Sindy,
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  Speaker 1: good morning morning. So you're asking us should you date
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  Speaker 1: the girl you're ex cheated on you with? I need
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  Speaker 1: to understand, can you explain to us. I'm clear.
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  Speaker 5: So basically, I broke up with my ex because she
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  Speaker 5: had cheated on me, and it was pretty messy.
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  Speaker 2: It hurt a lot.
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  Speaker 5: We were together for.
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  Speaker 7: A bit and I just.
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  Speaker 5: Scented it and moved on from there. But this weekend
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  Speaker 5: I was out at a bar and the girl that
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  Speaker 5: she had cheated on me with comes up to me
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  Speaker 5: and we start talking and the vibe was there, and
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  Speaker 5: we've been dming a little bit since that.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of flirty.
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  Speaker 5: So I hate to say, but I'm starting to catch
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  Speaker 5: feelings for her and now. And now, to be clear,
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  Speaker 5: my ex and I are done. But from what I
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  Speaker 5: understand that situation between them, it was a one time thing,
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  Speaker 5: but it still feels like it's crossing some type of line.
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  Speaker 2: Well I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't need to know much more. I
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  Speaker 1: got to be clear on this. This person you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about is a serial troublemaker. But that's what this person
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  Speaker 1: clearly does.
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  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, did they know that they maybe they
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  Speaker 6: didn't know that they were in a relationship when they cheated.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it seems like they did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, So first of all, this woman goes
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  Speaker 1: after your partner while you're in a relationship. Check that box,
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  Speaker 1: then comes back around and decides to flirt and fall
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  Speaker 1: with you. Check that box. Who's to say this is
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  Speaker 1: not a pattern of what she's gonna do again to you.
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  Speaker 1: This happens to you all over again because she does
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  Speaker 1: it again. It's a hamster wheel cycle of troublemaker.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I was your friend, I'd be like, get
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  Speaker 2: out run.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I cannot vote yes on this proposition.
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  Speaker 6: I'm with Ryan unless no, unless you just want to
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  Speaker 6: have fun and you don't want to catch real feelings.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, penalize this person for breaking up my relationship a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 6: The trouble maker, all right, No, it's just hard to
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  Speaker 6: find love out there, and so what if they have
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  Speaker 6: real is not.
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  Speaker 1: A lover, it's a cereal trouble maker, say trouble maker.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't trouble maker. The purple devil. Purple devil
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  Speaker 1: emoji emoji, isn't it the purple devil?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one can be a little like flirty though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Sidney, good luck, thank you. We're clear on this one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, he's going to go back.
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  Speaker 1: They're hooking up tonight. Purple Devil Purple Devil.
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  Speaker 2: Purple Devil don't like to play with fire. It's just
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  Speaker 2: we're wired that way.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen. They're going to get a
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  Speaker 1: little burn. Okay, so we're about to get into Ryan's roses.
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  Speaker 1: I have your World Champion Dodger tickets to give away
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  Speaker 1: in a second as well.
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  Speaker 8: Woo.
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  Speaker 1: So the question was ever knowingly kept some one around
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  Speaker 1: as a rebound. I want to make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: this clearly, but go ahead, Tanya in the Trending report.
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  Speaker 3: So this is a source according to in Touch, so
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  Speaker 3: take it with a grain of salt. However, this is
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  Speaker 3: about Jennifer Lopez and her new romance with co star
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Brett Goldstein. And if you don't know Brett Goldstein, he
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  Speaker 3: was the gruff but lovable Roy Kent on Ted Lasso
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  Speaker 3: and he also plays Lewis on Shrinking. So he and
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  Speaker 3: j Lo just wrapped this rom com called Office Romance.
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  Speaker 3: It hits Netflix June fifth. But her Divine It looks
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  Speaker 3: really good. But her divorce from Ben Affleck was finalized
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  Speaker 3: in January twenty twenty five, and she started filming this
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  Speaker 3: movie with Brett three months later. So this source said
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  Speaker 3: that she had fun with him, but it was never
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  Speaker 3: going to turn into anything serious for her. And I
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  Speaker 3: feel like the fact that she knew it was a
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  Speaker 3: rebound is refreshing. You know, she's like very self aware.
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  Speaker 3: But it got me thinking about the idea of a
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  Speaker 3: rebound and like, I could never date people right after
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  Speaker 3: I broke up with somebody that I always just had
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  Speaker 3: to have a period of like sulking and sadness. I
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  Speaker 3: was never the person that like could have rebounds. Were
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  Speaker 3: you guys?
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  Speaker 1: I know? Is it this guy by the way a
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  Speaker 1: little close?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, this guy really weird picture of him?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Too far?
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  Speaker 4: Is this guy's pictures?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Sure, okay, I think that's him.
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  Speaker 6: This guy he's on shrinking, he's on shrinking, he's on yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah roy ya.
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  Speaker 1: No. I would want to distract myself with going out
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  Speaker 1: with anybody that would want to go out.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I married my rebound.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so sorry, Tanya, you're alone on this one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael was legit a rebound. Jeanette, my sister.
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  Speaker 6: Said, come to San Diego meet that guy. I'll set
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  Speaker 6: you up on a blind date. I was like, I
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  Speaker 6: know I don't want to, and I did and we're married.
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  Speaker 8: Now you got to.
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  Speaker 1: Get out there as soon as your heart broke in
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  Speaker 1: and get out there and don't feel that heartbreak. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't see that could be that could be sad.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but isn't nice to like sit in the
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  Speaker 4: sadness at times?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Sometimes over five years. I'm also just like learn you sit.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: In the sadness when you get back into a relationship
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: for a long time. So get out there right and
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: the sadness comes back fast, so dark, no honest facts,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: it's time for Ryan's roses and why don't two point
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: seven KISSFM? So Mariah in Sherman Oaks has reached out
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: to say, ten months ago, not even a year ago,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: she found out her husband of thirteen years was having
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: an affair with one of her close friends. Kind of
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: a friend is that? She says. I stayed to try
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: and save our family. But now I have a feeling
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: it's happening all over again. If I am right, this
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: needs to be the end. So Mariah, thanks for coming on.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I understand the first part of this. Are you still
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: friendly with your so called friend.
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: So we don't really talk? Yeah?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: And do you think he's cheating again with this old
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: friend or with someone new.
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: I think it's with her, Like my son told me,
• 17:15
  Speaker 9: he saw aunt Christina because it's what he knows her
• 17:18
  Speaker 9: as at the part, Oh, he was my husband and
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: my husband and he was just confused. But I believe
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: my son.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: All Right, we are going to see what we can
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: find out, because if it is the case that he
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: has gone back, this is it. This is the end.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, you said that in your email to me.
• 17:38
  Speaker 9: I'm done.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, you decided to stay with your husband after he
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: had an afair with Christina the first time because of
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: your family?
• 17:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just I wanted to save my family. I
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: didn't want my sons to grow up without their dad,
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: and I didn't want everyone finding out. You know.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: The question is because he was forgiven, did he then
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: think he could get away with it again? So hold
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: on one second, Mariah, we will call him in just
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: a minute here on Kiss FM. Mariah's on the line.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So if you just got here, here's the deal. She
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: thinks her husband may have gone back and cheated with
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: this close friend former close friend of hers a second time.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Ten months ago. She finds out they've been married thirteen
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: years that her close friend, one of her closest was
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: having an affair with her husband of thirteen years. She
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: then cuts the friend out, but stays with her husband
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: for her son. Now she believes that he's having an
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: affair with that same woman again, Christina. So Mariah, we
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: are gonna call him now and offer him romantic roses,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: and we're going to try and find out who he's
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: thinking about. Who does he want to receive this very
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: romantic and free gesture. I need you to say, Ryan,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you my premier to call, and then his name.
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: We are going to do that right now. Be very quiet.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: We're gonna see what we can find out.
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, thank you.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Hi is this Nico?
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: It sure is Hi.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: My name is El. I'm calling from the Valley Flores.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: How are you doing this morning?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I'm okay great.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: So now we're doing a free.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Promotion today and it's a free dozen red roses that
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: you can send to anybody that you'd like. I wouldn't
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: need any cash from you or anything like that, or
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: just trying to promote our business, and we just need
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: the name of the person in a note.
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: Really a three dozen roses. Yes, seriously, I mean, this
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: isn't a catch or some kind of scam or anything.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Look the catches.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: If you like our arrangements, you come back as a
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: returning customer and then eventually pay for roses then, but
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: these are free.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: We do this promotion about once a month.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: Okay, this is great, sure, amazing.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: So what's the name of the person you want to
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: send these beautiful red roses too?
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: All right? Well, her name is Mariah?
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, and what do you like to put on the card?
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's go. Here's the Better Days Ahead. I love you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: I know something like that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's the Better Days Ahead. I Love you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Now, Niko, would you like to send something to Christina
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: while we're at it? Your voice is being broadcast on
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the radio, needs you to know that. But should we
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: get some for Christina as well?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: No?
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: Why would we do that?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: So we're on Kiss FM. My name is Ryan. What
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: is going on with you and christ.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: Nothing?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Was there anything? Ever?
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was kind of a scenario back in the day,
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: but I mean it's it's something that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: You know, we kind of got over. Yeah, I don't
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: really know what this is about.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: When did you stop seeing Christina?
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Uh, well, it was a while ago.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Can you precisely tell me what a while ago means?
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: I mean it it was a while ago. I haven't
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: seen her in a long time.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: So is a long time? Ten months is a long time?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Two years is a long time? One month, two weeks?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: What is a long time.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: It's been?
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: It's been, it's been a while, it's been a while.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Why don't you pin just give me a timeframe specifically.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Bro Well, you can't write because it wasn't a while.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: It was recently.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I guess, yeah, you're right.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, can you tell me what recently means? Define recently?
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: Saturday?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: All right, so you are having an affair with Christina
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: and you're talking about trying to make things better with
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: your wife Mariah. Am I are we onto something here?
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's it's not really like that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't quite understand what else it's like then, Nico.
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: I mean, I just happened to run into her. It
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: was a coincidence. It wasn't anything like I planned.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: How do you run into her where.
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: We were just at the park?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You run into her at the same time at the
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: same park on the same day, at the same hour.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Liar, it was just a coincidence.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Why was she at the park and why were you
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: at the park?
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: I was just at the park there with with my
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: son and and I just happened to run into her.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And where is Mariah, your wife?
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: She wasn't there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Mariah, you're on the line listening to all
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: of this. What would you like to say to your
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: husband Nico, I think I'm done?
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: No, yes, no, honey, it's not like that, babe.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: I don't care what it's like. You know this is.
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: I just can't believe you. I can't believe again, like
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: I can't deal with the lies. I can't deal with
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: the being constantly paranoid, always wondering who you're with, who
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: you're texting. I don't trust anything you tell me anymore,
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: and I don't want to live like that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nico, you no, there's no there. You have no
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: credibility with the truth. Bro, I just talked to you
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: for four minutes, and there's no credibility with the truth
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: with you. You said a long time ago, then he
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: said recently, it's been a while. There really isn't much
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: to believe. So I understand what she's saying. I'm Maraah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You heard all that. Nico. You know where you stand.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: The two you need to talk. We're gonna let you go.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you, good luck to you, Mariah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: If there was nothing to hide, he would have never
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: beat around the bush like that. He would have just
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: been straight up.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: A long time ago, a while ago. It's kiss FM.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Ryan's Roses on air with Ryan Seacrest. It's kiss FM.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: So can you help me with this? Somehow? If I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: text someone on WhatsApp and then somehow go back to
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: read the message again, I accidentally facetimed him again, makes
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: me seem like I'm, you know, over zealous to talk
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to them, or makes me seem like I respond via text.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Now I'm calling you at the same time via FaceTime
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: after I just texted you. It's not great.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because you hit the camera by accident.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: I would just what it is.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to make a good impression, Tanya.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: A good impression is face timing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: No, not after somebody has sent you a text and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: then you immediately reply, or you reply a little bit later,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: and right on top of that reply, you called them,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and then you have to go, oh, so sorry, I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: didn't mean to call you, and then you go, oh,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: so sorry, I don't really my great, I.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Don't do this much.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good. Then then there's all those little
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: blocks of text, missed call and block of text and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: so is it just an easy word to hitting the camera?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: You need to close the app. I think you're done texting,
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: and then you leave the app open. So then the
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: next time you grab your phone, you accidentally dial you
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: like face time them. Basically, yes, this is happened to you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I mean it has to me in the past. So
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: I just know that that's I'm holding my phone. I'm
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: not realizing and it's my thumb that just like is boom.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: There is no speed like the speed and what you're
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: trying to achieve to get to hit end before your
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: face is shown, yes, and to say sorry, I didn't
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: mean that. You don't want that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Sometimes it is quick enough then it doesn't even go
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: through to their phone, but then you don't know. Then
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: you already you know, put your foot in your mouth.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I've not been that quick yet. But I don't know
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: what's happening, and you're telling me I'm hitting my camera accidentally.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: It's the only thing I could think of, is.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: This on FaceTime? And what'sapp? Because the WhatsApps where I
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: accidentally call people all of a sudden, I just texted.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: We don't what's appy?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: You do?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, So what was it that really?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: So basically like the call and the camera are the
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: very top.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: So if you're grabbing your phone and accidentally.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Right away, yeah, what's happening with out me?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: We have other lines?
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my family in Mexico always what's happening on?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: What's happen? Exactly?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: My cousin anywhere?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: What's apps much easier.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: It is anytime I travel. What's up?
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Well, you guys can what's ap me whatever you want?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: What's no? You acted like you didn't use it or
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: didn't know about it?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, and what's apped? I didn't know Sysney,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: what's up?
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: You don't need to know everything about my life at
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: all times.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, she will not. Now we're gonna have a problem.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: She won't break my hair, and now she doesn't want
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: me to know what she does.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Now and you're trying to take one of my drawers.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It's just too much. I need my space.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: We've come to a dead end. Friends, we need to
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: take a break, and there's a breathe break, breathe break. Uh, Sisney,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Tanya gonna need your help on this one because Sophie
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: needs to dump a friend. Why do you need to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: dump a friend?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: What's the issue?
• 27:53
  Speaker 11: I think just over time, her behavior has shown me
• 27:56
  Speaker 11: that she's just not a good friend.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: You want the behavior, yes.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Behavior, but there's you know, there are people that do something.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You go, oh, that's not a good friend. Okay, maybe
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: it's just one time, then two times, Oh that's not
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a good friend. No, no, maybe that's a coincidence. Three and
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: four times. That's a pattern. That's a pattern of bad behavior,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: a pattern of not being a good friend. So you've
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: made up your mind. Now the question is how do
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: you do it?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm struggling.
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: I don't know if I should bring it up and
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: have a conversation with her, do it over texts Uh?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I had to have these conversations before. And I don't
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: recommend you to do it over text. Okay, but if
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you do, you can. I mean I don't recommend that,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: but you can. And it's really simple. I'm editing people
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: out of my life.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm editing people out of my life that take for
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: me more than they give, or at least don't give
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: as much as they take. I'm editing people. It's just
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: a way life is going to be. If you're taking
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and draining from me without adding value, without participating, you're
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: taking more than giving. Then I can't do it. I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: don't have the energy capacity to continue to be your friend. God,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: that is the conversation.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I would never want to have that conversation with you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: I would literally just like slowly ice yourself away.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been doing.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: But that conversation.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: You got to contribute as much as you take. At
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: least you cannot drain without contribution to replenish.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Fine, but why can't you just quietly ghost? Yeah, move
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: on much better?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Easy, cowardly. I think you look it's a very honest,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: and I think people respect honesty. True, it's going to
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: make them look inward at themselves. But anybody listening, if
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: someone is draining you more than they're replenishing you, that equation,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that math doesn't work.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Why burn the bridge because eventually this person could mature
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: and then like ten years they're a great person.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: And whatnot.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: And so you guys could just like it's pretty honest
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: with somebody burning the bridge.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: But I feel like it's gonna make it so add in.
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: I don't know how I'm gonna be after.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I just don't see you distance what the right advice?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Don't come to me, not the right advice.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: This is the right advice, because I've had Tara is
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a Dodger fan and Whittier. Good morning, Tara. How are you?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I'm good?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: How are you great? All right? So we got Dodgers
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Giants tickets at Dodgers Stadium. We are going to play
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Dodgers Stadium. Food prices, Hi, yes, come on, you love it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna describe a food item available this season at
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Dodgers Stadium. You tell me if it's hire or lower
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: than twenty five bucks.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, here we go.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: So you gotta get three right before you get three wrong.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: The first one the four piece fried chicken bucket. It
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: includes mashed potatoes and biscuits. Remember four pieces higher or
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: lower than twenty five bucks?
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Ummm, I'm going to say higher?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, forty bucks? Well done? Wow, that a lot. That's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a lot for four with biscuits all right. The pistrami
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: burger at Dodgers Date, he higher or lower than twenty
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: five bucks. A beef patty topped with thin ley sliced pistrami,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: American cheese, pickley, pickles, and mustard on a potato but
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: potato but higher or lower than twenty five bucks?
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say lower.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, even with the potato, but and the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: pickli pickles. Yeah, twenty bucks. Now for the wind the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: spicy Korean chicken bucket not a buckets a chicken to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: choose from. So this one is two times twice fried
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: boneless chicken tossed in a sticky spice see sweetie sauce
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: over a bed of waffle fries. Higher or lower than
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: twenty five bucks?
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: I'm definitely higher.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, cook twice. It's going to take twice as much
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: time and more.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: The spicy sweety sauce.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Spicy sweet sauce. That's got to be expensive. Sweety sauce
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is not cheap, Terra. Congratulations, you're going to see the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Dodgers and the Giants Dodgers date in May thirteenth. All right, wow, Okay,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: what's his name? His name is Peter, Peter and Tara,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: enjoy the game. Okay, one more tiny assistant. You play
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: this The drip Dog, a grilled on all beefy beef
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: hot dog top with nacho cheesy cheese, spicy Jlipinos, hot Cheetos,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: all on a bakery style bun. Higher or lower than
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: twenty five bucks?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I hope it's lower.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: It is lower. Twelve to fifty.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, twelve fifty, that's good.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: That seems like the barkainaball.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: The forty dollars one on air with a Ryan Seacret,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: it is bad, Bunny.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: This is kiss FM. Ryan's roses coming in a second.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: You know, going that extra mile not for tips, but
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: just to like du a little something extra for somebody
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: is a good feeling. But when you work at Jersey
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Mikes as your side hustle, like Jordan, go on the
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: extra miles not only a good feeling, it can get
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: you a good tip. Now, average cost of a sub
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: just for one person at Jersey Mikes is what Jordan?
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: Now, it's twelve dollars.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Dodger stadium prices. Get a drip dog at Dodger stadiums
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: with the hot cheetah flaming cheetah, are they well to
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: have flaming Cheetos anymore.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Mark you sure they Yeah, they still have all that
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  Speaker 2: in talkies. Yeah, it's still out there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought I read in the news of flaming Cheetos.
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  Speaker 1: It was all controversial. I think they're banned on la
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  Speaker 1: UFD campuses of the die if food got it. But
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  Speaker 1: the stadiums are fine for us.
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  Speaker 2: You're on your own out there.
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  Speaker 1: You're on your own as an adult in a while.
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  Speaker 1: So uh. Anyway, Jordan, you got a ten dollars tip.
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  Speaker 1: Every time somebody comes in. You're looking this is like
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  Speaker 1: a unicorn, this ten dollars tipper. Right, you're looking for
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  Speaker 1: the unicorn. What'd you do? Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: Got his energy. I felt he was a goofy guy.
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  Speaker 12: Chopped it up with him. They had a good convo going.
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  Speaker 12: And finally when I got to the board to do
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  Speaker 12: a like do the toppings, I was like, would you
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  Speaker 12: like it Mike's way?
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  Speaker 7: And He's like, you know what, I want it my way.
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  Speaker 12: It's probably the worst thing to hear as a Jersey
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  Speaker 12: Mike's employee.
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  Speaker 2: Why because like there's like a.
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  Speaker 12: System and you got all the like you gotta just
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  Speaker 12: go and then when you want it my way, they just.
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  Speaker 7: Mess up the flow of the whole thing. So it's
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  Speaker 7: like the worst thing you want to hear.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: You're not going of the year, by the way, after
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: the story, it's.
• 34:47
  Speaker 12: Fine, I'll take the l But I smiled through the
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  Speaker 12: pain and I was like, let it writ man, what
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  Speaker 12: do you want?
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  Speaker 7: Cool got through that he only want let us and mail.
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  Speaker 6: So that's great.
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was easy, but I.
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  Speaker 7: Was like, bro, my way, come on, be more creative.
• 35:08
  Speaker 12: So yeah, I went down wrapping up his sandwich and
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  Speaker 12: I don't remember the corny joke, but he threw a
• 35:13
  Speaker 12: corny joke and I said, oh, that's a knee slapper,
• 35:17
  Speaker 12: and I slapped my knee and he had the biggest
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  Speaker 12: smile on his face, like I think I made his
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  Speaker 12: whole week for real?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Yes? And so I catched him out.
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  Speaker 12: I said it was great meeting you, and he left
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: a ten dollars tip bill, Wow, tip.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: He's been trying to more than that, and what's much
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: more than that for twelve fifty sandwich?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: It's like eight.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Guys the time, Jordan. I like, how you tried to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: steer him to Mike's way, so it's just like systematic.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And then he wanted to be out of the box.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: But in the long run, that's why you've always got
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: to have that open door sort of like, hey, no problem,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I got you. Because at the end of his very
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: simple my way assembly line, he overtipped, so you cannot
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: judge an order by an order from that point.
• 36:10
  Speaker 12: Moving forward, I will allow the my way only want
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: to shift them.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: And how is wapping up a sandwich different than you know?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: That's stopping me my tracks too.
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  Speaker 1: I want to You're gonna w up some mail, some shredded.
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  Speaker 1: Let us on a bond for me. Wap it wap it.
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  Speaker 7: Up, it up.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, let's all go in there and
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: order my way. So I'm ready. I'm ready paying a bill.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Next to Kiss, I was gonna wrap it up for
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  Speaker 1: us one at two point seven Kiss f M. We
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  Speaker 1: are out. Thanks for riding along with if you missed anything,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: if you missed like how you wap up a sandwich
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  Speaker 1: at Jersey Mikes. Check that out in the podcast that
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: was earlier this hour. I've never had a sandwich wapped up,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and I thought that's a wow, that's a cool. Well
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: there's one of the terms I've I've heard a lot
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I've heard rapping, you know, about wapping. It's not not
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  Speaker 1: even like saying a word. I'm not saying a word wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying a new word. I'm not talking about rapping.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about rapping. I'm talking about wapping. That's
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: how you make a sandwich these days. Anyway, check it
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: out on our podcast How we got into that. Tomorrow's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a second date update. They met in traffic on the
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: four oh five. It's fell apart though by the one
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: oh one. Wow, just freeway knee slappers. Anyway, that's the
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