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Booty to Booty with Karlous Miller · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back.
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  Speaker 2: What's up y'all?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for tuning in for a new episode of
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  Speaker 3: We Talk Back, a show dedicated to you niggas and
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  Speaker 3: these hoes.
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  Speaker 2: It's your co-host AJ Holiday. What's up, Tam?
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  Speaker 4: Bitch, why are you looking at me like that?
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  Speaker 5: Like, what?
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  Speaker 2: I was supposed to look at you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's weird because you sit next to
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  Speaker 4: me looking at me like.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but if we was virtual, I'd still be looking
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  Speaker 2: at you.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, y'all. I love y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in.
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  Speaker 4: It's me, Tam Bam. AJ, how was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: My weekend was lit.
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  Speaker 4: So lit.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, what happened?
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  Speaker 5: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely fucking nothing. You such a fraud.
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  Speaker 4: Tell us.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Tell your friends that we talk bad.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, I ain't do nothing this weekend for real. Just like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, bar hop a little bit, eat some good food, oysters,
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  Speaker 3: that type of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Oyster towers, you know. That's about it.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't do nothing spectacular this weekend that I would
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  Speaker 3: like to share with the public.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I actually had a rough weekend. I buried one
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  Speaker 4: of my good friends, Matthew, Sally, Long Live Matt, Big Goo.
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  Speaker 4: this weekend. So that was really hard. He was so loved.
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  Speaker 1: His, you know, celebration of life was very packed to capacity.
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  Speaker 1: He was a very good nigga. So rest in peace
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  Speaker 1: to him. And then I, you know what? I got
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  Speaker 1: drunk drunk after.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you called me sounding very drunk. Or did
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  Speaker 2: I call you?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't even remember talking to your
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  Speaker 4: motherfucking ass.
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  Speaker 3: You was like, I talked to you on Sunday. I'm like, yes, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: you did.
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  Speaker 4: Because he was like a Hennessy drinker, so I took
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  Speaker 4: some Hennessy shots. Like, long live goo. You know how
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  Speaker 4: you do at the funeral. He's like, I don't know, because, yeah. Baby,
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  Speaker 4: I was done for. Get your ass off. That's all
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  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 3: Bitch, you always be getting drunk on the weekends. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: one thing for sure, y'all can count on Tam to
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  Speaker 3: be drunk when we record on Mondays.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't be drunk. I hung over. Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You don't be drunk.
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  Speaker 3: You be hung the fuck over, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: But see, I ain't hung over today because I drank
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  Speaker 4: on Saturday, not Sunday. So now. Good job, friend. Girl,
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  Speaker 4: fuck you.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all, let's get into this stupid internet news, all right?
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  Speaker 3: So y'all know Takeoff passed away several months ago. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: Halloween last year.
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  Speaker 4: So recently, Takeoff.
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  Speaker 3: Showed us his new tattoo. It's some art, some memorable,
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  Speaker 3: permanent art.
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  Speaker 2: Picture of takeoff. He got tatted on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: The Migos rapper reveals some new ink he got in
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  Speaker 3: honor of his late bandmate and cousin in the form
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  Speaker 3: of a massive tattoo covering his entire back, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: And it says, love you for L and after with
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  Speaker 2: a rocket.
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  Speaker 3: Offset31 shared an Instagram caption showing the tat. from two
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  Speaker 3: different angles that was nice.
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  Speaker 1: It is nice but only a man can get a
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  Speaker 1: tattoo like that why because i feel like you can't
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  Speaker 1: just get a big picture of nobody on your back.
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  Speaker 4: As a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Okay he's a man right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah but i'm saying only a man could get that
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  Speaker 4: because imagine you know i'm saying like.
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  Speaker 2: Bitch okay first of all offset is not getting hit
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  Speaker 2: from the back I said a man could get that.
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  Speaker 4: A woman can't get that.
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  Speaker 2: You make me sick.
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  Speaker 4: A woman can't get that.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. So it's appropriate for a man to have that.
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  Speaker 2: Women can get back tattoos. Maybe we can't get somebody's face.
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  Speaker 4: But you can't get like a whole big ass face. Imagine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. They got names.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine you getting hit from her back and you got
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  Speaker 4: somebody tattooed, whole face tattooed on your back. I remember.
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  Speaker 4: And now that person's staring at your nigga. People do that.
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  Speaker 2: People get names tattooed on their lower back.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but I just feel like women can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Women get other men's names tatted on their back. I
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  Speaker 3: remember this dude from Columbia Cadillac.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't he like a radio personality?
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  Speaker 4: Promoter kind of situation.
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  Speaker 3: I remember being at one of the little picnics for
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  Speaker 3: school and this nigga girlfriend, probably not with her right now,
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  Speaker 3: had big ass Cadillac tattooed You know, in a tramp
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  Speaker 3: stamp area.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: Now she got to put a picture of a truck
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  Speaker 4: next to it to make people think it's a car.
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  Speaker 4: That is so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: So women, we have men's names tattooed on our lower
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  Speaker 3: back and every place else that a nigga got to
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  Speaker 3: look at while he hitting that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I remember I used to talk to this guy
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  Speaker 1: in college. I used to love him when he had
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  Speaker 1: a tattoo of his daddy on his chest.
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  Speaker 4: His dead daddy. He used to be like, kiss my daddy.
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  Speaker 6: Yo.
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  Speaker 4: And I'd be like, no.
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  Speaker 2: He like, kiss my daddy.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't come here for a threesome. I ain't kissing
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  Speaker 4: your daddy.
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  Speaker 3: That is weird as hell. Why would you tell somebody
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  Speaker 3: to kiss your daddy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man. What? I don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: He giving his daddy some coochie in.
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  Speaker 4: The afterlife or something? I just came here to dance
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  Speaker 4: for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, that's wild as hell.
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  Speaker 2: You be having the craziest fucking stories.
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  Speaker 4: I wish a nigga would. My life need to be
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  Speaker 4: written down in a book.
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  Speaker 3: Look, they say everybody got at least one good book.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So Sam Smith, if y'all didn't see this, he was
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  Speaker 1: slammed for his sexualized and satanic performance is what people
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  Speaker 1: are saying.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see it? I did.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like he's been leaning towards that. He
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  Speaker 2: just did the same, kind of the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: What was that? Was that the Grammys? He kind of
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  Speaker 3: had the same type of performance. Very demonic looking, really red.
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  Speaker 1: So they're saying that the stage outfits included devil horns
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  Speaker 1: and nipple tassels and wire crowns.
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  Speaker 4: And people were very offended by it.
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  Speaker 2: Were there children in the audience?
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  Speaker 3: Because I've been seeing a lot of these videos online
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  Speaker 3: as of late. These drag shows and shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: They perform it for kids. This seems to be where
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  Speaker 3: they're headed.
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  Speaker 4: Well, is Sam Smith a children's artist though?
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  Speaker 3: He's not like, he doesn't, he has safe songs. He
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  Speaker 3: sings safe songs. I don't think he sings like, Songs
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  Speaker 3: where kids can't come to his concert.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: But now his performances is just different.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 2: At this point.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of imagery out there in these. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think people even realize what they're putting out sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's who they are.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: When somebody show you who they are, believe them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I believe that's exactly who he is.
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  Speaker 4: And there's people who. So maybe that's who his audience is.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, shit.
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  Speaker 2: We got Lil Uzi.
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  Speaker 4: Do he worship satan we don't know i mean.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be doing some little uzi little lucifer that's.
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  Speaker 4: It little lucifer is his name yes that's not his name.
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  Speaker 2: Okay y'all next i'll rebuke that in the name of jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Low uzi vert lucifer yes that's a little it's fast
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  Speaker 3: you're saying if it's he said it okay i'm not
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  Speaker 3: making this up okay i'm really not and he also
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  Speaker 3: has a song called um What is this? Sanguini paradise
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  Speaker 3: or something like that?
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  Speaker 2: Like that? That term is like bloodletting is what that is.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was linguine paradise. No!
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  Speaker 2: You know, goddamn pasta is blood.
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  Speaker 4: I love pasta.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, man.
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  Speaker 3: You make me so damn sick. Anyway, y'all, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know about that Sam Smith shit. Just be careful what
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  Speaker 3: y'all consume. Look, as long as you consume this show, though,
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  Speaker 3: that's what we continue to do.
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  Speaker 2: We be a little ratchet on here, but for the
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  Speaker 2: most part.
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  Speaker 5: It's all.
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  Speaker 2: A good time.
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  Speaker 4: It's all love. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: All right. So now listen. And I think this is
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  Speaker 2: something that's been going on for a while.
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  Speaker 3: So Cam'ron is being sued by some guy for not
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  Speaker 3: getting permission to use his own image.
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  Speaker 2: You remember the famous pink phone, pink fur, pink hat?
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: For using that on dip set merchandise, which I feel
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  Speaker 3: like there's been plenty of people who've used that image
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  Speaker 3: to sell merchandise. So he's getting hit with a copyright suit.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be some type of law that they create.
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  Speaker 1: Where anything is your likeness, you should be able to.
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  Speaker 4: Have access to it.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what in the hell? How you going to tell
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  Speaker 4: me I can't sell my own shit, an image of me?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, because who told you to take the picture of me?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, oh, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 3: So that's just like equivalent to us going to get
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  Speaker 3: our photos, right? And, you know, they put the little
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  Speaker 3: watermark on our shit, and they don't remove it until
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  Speaker 3: they approve it.
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  Speaker 4: You pay for it.
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  Speaker 3: And we pay for it, right? So did he pay
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  Speaker 3: for the image? Because that is somebody else's work, although
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  Speaker 3: it is you.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? So we do it all
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  Speaker 2: the time. So did he pay for the image?
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  Speaker 3: Or is this person, wait, did you copyright my image?
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  Speaker 3: Because they said copyright infringement.
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  Speaker 4: She copyrighted the pictures for herself of him. That's wild
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  Speaker 4: to me. It is.
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  Speaker 2: There should definitely be some type of defense against that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no way, bruh.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait to see how that play out.
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  Speaker 2: That's me. Camera on is a beast, though.
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  Speaker 4: Because if that woman win, bitch, I'm going to buy
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  Speaker 4: a new, get a little thing for my camera, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to start taking pictures of all you motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 4: You want your picture?
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  Speaker 3: People do it to you in the club. Remember back
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  Speaker 3: in the day in the club, they would take pictures? Like,
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  Speaker 3: they could have got us for copyright infringement for posting
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  Speaker 3: it on MySpace. Yo.
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  Speaker 4: That's a miss.
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  Speaker 3: Even on MySpace, Instagram, also, you know, Facebook, you really
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  Speaker 3: don't own your images once you put them shit on
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  Speaker 3: the internet.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: So you mean to tell me that, what's his name?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 4: The Facebook nigga.
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  Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg?
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  Speaker 4: So Mark can take my picture and do what he
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  Speaker 4: want with it? Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. what you want with my picture, Mark. Don't say that.
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  Speaker 3: You put your shit in a little compromising position, you're going.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: To be mad.
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  Speaker 4: He would have to alter my picture to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Then that's something totally different.
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  Speaker 3: So remember recently now when Michael B. Jordan and my boyfriend... Oh,
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  Speaker 3: they had him doing the song? Yes.
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  Speaker 4: They put their image. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Like, that's still their faces on these other people's bodies.
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  Speaker 3: But because their image is out there, people are free
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  Speaker 3: to do whatever they want to do with them.
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  Speaker 4: That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 3: But that's the metaverse. That's the thing. This is the
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  Speaker 3: fucking metaverse. We already in there.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all in there.
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  Speaker 2: I do not consent.
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  Speaker 3: And I challenge all our listeners to stop consenting to shit.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: Read the fine print.
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  Speaker 4: You want to read the red or blue pill? Which
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: one you taking? The red pill.
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  Speaker 2: But matter of fact, is there like a little mixed pill?
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  Speaker 3: Because I like to stay down the middle of shit
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  Speaker 3: so I can see what the fuck is going on
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  Speaker 3: on both sides.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I live my life.
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  Speaker 4: The mixed pill is a perk.
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  Speaker 2: Perk that has happened.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all, we got one of the funniest niggas out on
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  Speaker 1: our show today, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to miss this. We're going to take
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  Speaker 4: a commercial real quick.
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  Speaker 2: I always say I'm glad I'm a woman and not
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  Speaker 2: a man.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of fucking pressure to be a nigga.
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  Speaker 2: You got to have the dick, the girth, the length,
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  Speaker 2: and you got to be able to laugh.
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  Speaker 4: And back trip.
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  Speaker 2: And you might have to do it back to back.
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  Speaker 4: And you're going to end up in a group chat
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  Speaker 4: one way or another.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all just don't understand.
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  Speaker 6: Y'all really think y'all be trying to diminish us with
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  Speaker 6: the group chat? The group chat has gotten us so
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: much pussy because.
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  Speaker 5: The dick that you trashing. That's somebody in that group
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  Speaker 5: chat favorite kind of dick. But won't nobody admit it.
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: Won't nobody admit it.
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  Speaker 4: I love lazy dicks.
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  Speaker 5: You think everybody like to fuck like you. It ain't
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not true. No, that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: My homegirl asked me about some dick today, and I'm like, nah,
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  Speaker 3: I can only fuck with that nigga quarterly.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: It was too big?
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  Speaker 2: It's just too much. It's too much.
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  Speaker 4: It's too intense.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever I feel like getting dominated, I might hit that
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  Speaker 2: nigga up. But other than that, wow.
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  Speaker 5: Be careful what you say. Your future husband is watching this.
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  Speaker 4: Shit, we know how to edit.
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  Speaker 2: This ain't 85 South.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, my future husband is going to be able to
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  Speaker 4: accept everything I say, right? No. No?
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  Speaker 5: He's not. And why would you think that he has to?
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  Speaker 1: If he my husband, he needs to love me for
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  Speaker 1: who I am. And who I am is honest and free.
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  Speaker 5: He can accept you for most of the shit that
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: you did. He can still judge you off someone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as he stays.
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  Speaker 5: As long as you're honest about who you used to be.
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  Speaker 2: Man, that's not true. You can't be honest.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: I lie.
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  Speaker 5: No, you have to be honest about who you used
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  Speaker 5: to be.
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: What you say on here is forever recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. But there's a lot of shit I
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  Speaker 2: don't say.
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  Speaker 5: No, be upfront.
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  Speaker 6: Because me and scared to find out you used to
• 12:59
  Speaker 6: be a hoe.
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  Speaker 5: That's the thing about it.
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  Speaker 2: But what is a hoe?
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  Speaker 3: It's subjective.
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  Speaker 4: Let's talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: That means you fucked a lot of people in a
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  Speaker 5: small area.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't live in a.
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  Speaker 5: Lot of communities. I didn't live in the Midwest. You
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  Speaker 5: don't live in Europe. All your fucking was done in
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: a small area. You fucked too much in a circle.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't stick and move. You was just sticking.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to spread these fucks out. Every time
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  Speaker 5: you go somewhere, you in a room.
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  Speaker 1: So if you fucked all over the earth, but it
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  Speaker 1: was a bunch of niggas all over the earth, you
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  Speaker 1: not a hoe.
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  Speaker 6: It don't matter who you fuck, as long as these
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  Speaker 6: people ain't in the same.
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  Speaker 6: Circle of you know what i mean like if you're
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  Speaker 6: in a room and you keep ending up with two
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  Speaker 6: three four people in there that you didn't fuck then
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: use your hoe.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's a problem right you know i always say
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  Speaker 3: that because men call women hoes right but i always
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: give that scenario if i go out with a man
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  Speaker 3: right nine times out of ten it's like multiple people
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  Speaker 3: in there he doesn't fuck it might be one person
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  Speaker 3: or nobody in there i fuck so.
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  Speaker 5: You've been dating the hoe you've been dating man hoes.
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  Speaker 1: But me and y'all feel like y'all supposed to be hoes.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Y'all feel like that's a badge and honor. Like, oh, yeah,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: and I fuck all that whole crew over there.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, it just depends. Oh, so that's happened to you?
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: What?
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Well, one time I did have a situation where we
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: hopped in the car with a nigga I used to
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: fuck with.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: And as soon as we got out of the nigga's car,
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, look. I used to fuck with that dude.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: I can't catch today.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want nobody else telling you.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: So let me tell you.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: You used to fuck with him?
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we just hopped. We caught like an Uber to
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: the spot and then we.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: The nigga was the Uber driver?
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: No.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: I was about to say. That might qualify now.
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: Because that's supposed to be some random shit.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: He was not the Uber driver. No.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: No, I had two niggas that I fucked with become
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: homeboys after I fucked with.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Both of them.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: But you weren't involved with any of them currently?
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: But that's still like.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: As soon as a nigga find out you fucking with
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: somebody and all of a sudden that's their friend, you
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: don't even know this nigga.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: What's his number?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's my cousin. What's his mama name?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: You know how the nigga say like, oh, he found
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: out you was fucking with a nigga and was like,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: I know that nigga.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: That's my family.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's happened.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: I done seen niggas pause their friendship.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: Like niggas, they was cool. But then once a nigga
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: found out, They both had a mutual interest. They kind
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: of just like, hey, this is cool as we're going
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: to get.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's respectful.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Stop being that nigga friend if you
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: want this pussy.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: It'll happen. It'll happen.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: I done told a nigga, you don't know that nigga
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: no more. I've asked a nigga about another nigga just
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: to get the scoop on him.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Years removed.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, if you see this nigga, that's not
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: your friend no more.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: And he was with it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: And this nigga found out about the nigga going through
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: my Facebook.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: How y'all feel about that? When girls, like, you know,
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: women in the group of friends, when they tell y'all, oh,
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: he trying to talk to me.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: As long as they don't fuck, I don't care.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: As long as you ain't fucking right now, I don't care.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: If you used to fuck him?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Like, one of your friends used to fuck with a
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: nigga and have sex with him and you would date
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: him and date him?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: No. But, you know, women always like, oh, he tried
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: to talk to me. I don't care about that.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, they don't care. As long as he wasn't successful,
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: it don't matter.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Bitches be lying anyway.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: They do be. But do you understand women lie to
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: throw other women off.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: The trail, though?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Girl, nobody try to talk to you bald-headed.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: You let your ride leave and I had to drop
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: you off that time. They ain't trying to talk to you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: But half the time, y'all niggas do be trying to
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: hit on them though.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Very rarely do niggas try to talk to anybody.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: No. All right.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: So maybe like try to have sex with. A woman
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: will say, he tried to talk to me when really
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: he was just trying to fuck her.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Right. That's the same thing.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: So you dropped her off and you're like, I mean,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: she already here. I might as well try.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Niggas do be like that.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: But you got to try though.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Why you got to try?
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Because it's right there. You never know.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: You know you can't fuck everybody?
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, you can.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: No, you can't. Why would you want to?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: You literally can't.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, you can.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Forcefully, yes, but not because a bitch chose you. You can't.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Women be choosing. No, it is 365 days in a year, right?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: If a man ends up in this random situation that
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: we're talking about now, at the spot, had a little
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: function at the crib, and she let all her little
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: friends leave, all her ride options have exhausted, Two, three
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: in the morning.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: It's Uber.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Why are you still here?
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: You not making no preparations to go home?
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, you want to play if I can fuck you
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: tonight or not. Okay, well, let's play. Let's play. All right, man.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: But that don't mean you got to try to fuck.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Is there any standard for men? Because y'all, would you
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: fuck with a girl? Have you fucked a girl that
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you thought was unattractive, but it was available?
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Some of the best pussy I ever had in my life.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Cause I didn't, it was like, I didn't have to
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: do shit.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: And I wasn't expecting anything. I'm like, mm.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: This is delicious. Yo, if niggas.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Knew that we're your real beauty line.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's so sad.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, it's like, it ain't that you unattractive.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: It's just that some motherfuckers don't even Register in your
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: brain Who if.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Ain't nobody hitting it like that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know Cuz the plus I heard the vagina
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: is a muscle so any muscle in your body that
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: you don't use you gonna lose.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: They got all kind of surgeries now to keep the pussy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I don't want.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: No surgery, pussy, though.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: You don't know?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: That's GMO. That's modified.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: You all know the difference.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, you will. Your body will tell you, uh-uh, something
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: wrong with this pussy. It's been manipulated.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: This is a new pussy. This pussy gripping like it's
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: gripping her.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Uh-uh.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Red flag.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Used to be a man.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Used to be a man.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to have been rebuilt. Rebuilt, pussy.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Refurbished.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Refurbished is the word.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Wow. When I get 55, I'm going to refurbish mine.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Don't even worry about it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Shit, since I had my first kid, I'm going to
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: get me a new pussy.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Why would you do that?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Mommy makeover and everything else.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, let me tell you, as a pussy consumer, don't
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: do nothing to it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: After the baby?
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: After the baby. That single mom pussy here is different,
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: especially if the father.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, nigga.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I look like a single mama to you?
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Just like, why? Why?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Why do I look like a single mom?
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: I don't have no motherfucking kids now.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I don't have any kids now, so I'll be damned
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: if I have one to be a single parent.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: You look like you have an ultimum. You look like
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Jaden's mom.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: But I'll fight you, okay?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: No, you said some shit. I was watching, and a
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: part of me was low-key offended. What? Some girl was
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: standing up, and she was like, I'm 36, and I ain't.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Got no kids.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: She was 32 with no kids.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: And you was like, your pussy trash.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: We in Alabama, though. In Birmingham, of all places.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: So what that mean?
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, this a small city. Don't nobody like you?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: That's not how that work with pussy. Yes, the fuck
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Everybody in Birmingham got a baby.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: The motherfucker might wiggle, but it won't walk.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, all kind of clinics out there in Birmingham.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, man, y'all are terrible.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Nigga, if you've never had an abortion, that pussy whack.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: That's how it works.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Y'all don't understand that at this point of the game,
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: y'all are the statistics.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: How?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Y'all don't have no kids.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: So what? That's what I mean. That's fine.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: That's fine. This is my last year being babyless.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: You going to buy one next year?
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Don't rush that shit, though.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: How many kids you got?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: What? You want more? Yeah. Now.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: I think I'm ready now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: You got a prospect?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: You got a prospect?
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: No.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: What are you looking, though?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: What's on the criteria?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: This is We Talk Back, y'all. Let's start the show.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Let's start this.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: He got our.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Shit going like 85 south. Y'all, in my opinion, I
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: really don't give a fuck about yours, okay? We have
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: one of the funniest comedians of our generation on We
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Talk Back, y'all. This is everybody's baby daddy, Purdy's motherfucking
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Instagram comments I be watching and looking and sucking my
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: motherfucking teeth at. We have the comedian extraordinaire, Carlos Miller
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: on We Talk Back.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: A round of applause for you.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Thank you for having me.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: This is fun already.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about 85 South.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: What you want to talk about?
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: How did y'all get started? You got a three-headed monster
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: tour that's coming up now.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Tell us about that and how you got started with
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Chico in D.C.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Well, it all started back 2015.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Like, those have always been my guys.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Those are my real friends. And every time we get.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Together, it's always chaos, crazy shit talking. So we just
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: started putting it together and formulating it. And we dropped
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: You know, the first couple episodes in, like, December 2015.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Because we were already working on Wild N' Out, and
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: then we went on tour together, and the tour bus
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: shit was crazy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: So it was just, just had to happen, man.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Tour bus.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Just from us organically hanging out, though. You know what
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: I'm saying?
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: What happened on the tour bus?
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: All kind of wild shit.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Like, DC broke the toilet.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: What?
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: If you know anything about DC, he breaks everything.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: He's very destructive. So... He broke the toilet a few times. Like,
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: one time he didn't even try to. I think he, like,
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: dropped some change out of his pocket and it tore
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: the shit up. And we had this.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Tour bus driver who had, like, these dentures that wouldn't
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: stay glued in.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: So every time he'd talk, we'd have to click him back.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: It was just, it was wild, bro.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: We got, we went on this one shit where we
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: were in this cave, like, ziplining. You know, it was
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: starting out blunt, but then we didn't know we had
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: to zip line all the way out the cave. So
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: after about two hours of this shit, everybody's lips was
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: all dry.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: It was like, can we just get out? And they
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: just kept getting higher and higher and higher. What was
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: this at? Really in a cave, pitch black dog. You
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: can't see the ground.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: In Kentucky some damn way. Man, that shit was crazy.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: We had so much fun on that tour. It was
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: so ghetto. You know what I mean? It was like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: It was like real ghetto, but it wasn't like broke ghetto.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: It was just incomplete as hell ghetto. They was sitting
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: in those places and we was like, this it? Like
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: the budget was there. It's just that, I don't know.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: All right, so I got a question for you.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I want you to close your eyes for this. You
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: back in Oxford, right?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: The haters is outside. All the ones that's been hating
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: on you since You was a firefighter and shit.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You pulling up in an old school car. What you
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: pulling up in? Your flyest shit.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: My flyest shit?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the one that you just want to stun on
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: niggas in.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Man, that could be any one of them.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Your favorite.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: My shit. I pull up in one of them Verts.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: They need to see me with the top.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: The one niggas going to rob you for.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Damn, why you? Why is that part of the story?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: You know niggas don't steal nothing nice. They steal all
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the old school nice shit.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: They need to see me with the top down and
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: the chrome shining and they need to see all that
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: leather and they.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Need to hear that music.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: What you listening to?
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: I'm listening to some 8 Ball and MJG or something hard.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: You know, some shit they really like. I'm listening to
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: their favorite song. Whatever the fuck they want to hear.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Maybe some NBA Youngboy or something. Oh, hell no.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Y'all don't listen to Lil Top? I mean, it's cool,
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: but I just don't know.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: If that was.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I think we have my energy feelings different, man.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Not in a good way.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Top, have you ready to turn the fuck up? Yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Lil Top.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: What do you think about him right now? He said
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: he ain't rapping no more. He's not rapping bad anymore.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: He's not putting that type of energy out anymore.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Some people I want to hear certain things from. I
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: want to hear bad raps from him. I want to
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: hear Jeezy talk about selling dope as long as he's
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: able to. I want to hear Pusha T talk about
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: drugs and all the shit he used to.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Do as a drug dealer.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: I even want Jay-Z to rap about shit he used
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: to do in the 80s.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: You lying.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: You want to hear a 55-year-old man.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: I want to hear trap music from Yo Gotti, Jeezy,
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: and Gucci Mane.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: I don't want to hear nice shit.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: So you don't want people to grow?
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: We have people who make nice shit. We ought to
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: appreciate them for making nice shit. being able to rap
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: about science.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Who you know rap about science? What's your favorite?
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Kendrick Lamar. He rap about hieroglyphics.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: And he raps about geometry as well.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: And numerology. And he's like J.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Cole who could just make a song about almost getting
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: some pussy, who make the world love him.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: But imagine if all those other people.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: I don't want to hear J. Cole rap about selling
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: dope and fucking these hoes. I want to hear about
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: that college boy shit.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Like I listen to, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: let people stay in their lane.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Nah, man.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: But imagine if all those people changed the type of
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: music they making.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Where we would be at as a people.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, the music ain't keeping us nowhere.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Man, you a damn liar.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: It's the music.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: No, it's not. Come on, Carl.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: So what is it? If it's not the music that's influencing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Especially these young niggas.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: It's the fucking lack of resources and financial assistance.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: That's it. It ain't no fucking music.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: People listen to whatever they want to listen to.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Even when they didn't have that kind of music, black
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: people wasn't doing good.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: That's not true.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, it is.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: No, it ain't.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Yes, it is.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: We had two parent households.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: James Brown was out. Black people couldn't even.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Get a job. Say it loud.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: I'm black and I'm proud.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: But the family unit was together and we was not
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: killing each other.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: So how you think we got to where we at
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: You don't believe that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You feel like niggas was killing each other like they
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: do now when James Brown was singing Black and Proud?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yes. No.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think you believe. I thought you was a
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: little bit more sleep woke than that now. Because I
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: be paying attention to some of this shit.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: When the fuck when black people doing good in this country?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: We are doing better now because of how people were
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: back then building.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: It takes time. That's not the question. At what point
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: in time were black.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: People in America doing good? Listen, we right here doing
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: a podcast, right?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: It's a whole system chilling somewhere trying to figure out
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: how to keep tripping niggas up.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: But we keep moving up.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: We keep prevailing.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: You don't feel like that?
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: But I do feel like the black family.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Man, this nigga is tripping, dog.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm being punked.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: We supposed to celebrate this bullshit? We still got the
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: first black person to fucking win a dog show.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I don't like those phrases.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Who gives a fuck about that little bullshit?
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: We still, as a whole, If we sitting here and
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: we knowing that this, and we in this corporation called
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: America and we are on the bottom of it, why
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: the fuck would we.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Be like, we coming.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Up, we doing good.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: We been marching and protesting and singing these sad ass
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: songs since we got here.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't say this publicly but, That's fine.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm not one of those people.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Well, you did say it publicly.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I'm not one of those people
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: from marching down the street.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: If you are, you see what I'm saying?
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I think they all work together.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Black Panthers used to be on TV and be like,
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: God damn it, we the Black Panthers.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: And we don't give a fuck.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Now they got the Black Panthers out here whispering. That's
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: exactly the shit I'm talking about.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That's what the fuck I'm saying.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I catch a lot of heat on this podcast, all right?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Some of the stuff I say in the motherfucking... reviews
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: and shit, people be calling me the whole tap and
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: all type of shit.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Fuck them. Fuck them.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Because I like to talk about this type of shit.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: So y'all don't think the black family was stronger?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: No.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: No?
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Look at the grandmamas and shit.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Grandmama is 39 now.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying, think about it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Even back then when we was kids and the grandmamas
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: was old ass ladies who wore them big ass stockings
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: and them crooked ass wigs.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Even those nice ass ladies who don't miss the church.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Program, they had four, five, six, seven, eight baby daddies,
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: 21 kids.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: That is not true.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Who? My grandmother had 11 baby daddies. I'm from the South.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: My granddaddy had 11 kids.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Your grandma had 11 kids? 11 kids, and she took it. Actually,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: 10 kids took care of one extra, but all for
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: the same man.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: No, that's, okay, well, that's an exception to that. I
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: grew up in Mississippi where all these families were exactly
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: the same.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: They'd be. Mississippi is a special place, man.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Fucking five baby daddies, three of them niggas dead, one
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: they can't talk about, and one they don't know about.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: But what's her husband still in the house?
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Hell no. Ain't no husband.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: No?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Hell no. Oh, shit.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Wasn't no fucking husband. Where is this family unit shit
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: y'all talking about?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Are you tripping right now?
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Right, I feel like you are.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: So you didn't know any black families that were a
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: family structure, the mom, the dad, anything?
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, but I knew way more that didn't have
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: no structure where it was just everybody.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Twelve grown people working in... Can't even pay the bills.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: All right, that's fair for our generation.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Because I'm from Mississippi, too.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: But I'm talking about your mama and your daddy and
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: your grandparents. They stayed together.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: My mama and daddy was finding fucking sisters and brothers
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: are well up into their 40s and 50s of their life.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: You know you got a sister.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Every year they was finding a new auntie or a
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: new uncle.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: And you feel like niggas was killing each other the
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: same way back then? Exactly. No.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. We had way more unity back then.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: But you always got to do this. You know what
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? People come through and infiltrate systems.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: But I really, I definitely feel like black people on
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: their way.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: On their way where? I feel like I was a
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: pessimistic type person.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: On their way where? Where they on their way to?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: We're not going to be on the bottom.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: So for change, niggas do have to die for change.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I don't believe change comes through legislation.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Niggas would rather die for a chain than some change.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: We not willing to do the type of shit white
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: people do to get power.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: That's all we got to compare ourselves to. What?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: White people?
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: No, we can't. I mean, there's other people in this country.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: There's people doing better than them in they fucking country.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: But this is where we at.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: We gotta talk about what we did.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: I don't think that we're going to be able to
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: save all of us. We're just going to have to
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: get the motherfuckers together who want to be saved.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: You don't want to save all of us?
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: We're going to have to kill some niggas before we
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: even get to saving the other black people.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: You want to know why?
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Some niggas are going to have to be killed first.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Because we're riding in our cars, listening to Top, listening.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: To motherfucking niggas talking about killing each other.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: We need that. That's why.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Why do we need that?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: That's what we don't need. That shit is low vibrational.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Overcome with. Bitch ass niggas. It's more bad niggas than good.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: You know, like you got to go to the dentist
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: and then they have to fix some shit before they
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: can save some shit. Like we got to do some,
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: we got to clean some shit up internally first.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Before we even get over that.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: What about these black men.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You work with?
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: What about them?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: These are good black men, right?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a nice small town.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: And these are the conversations that we have, too.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: And y'all be here talking about y'all got to kill niggas? Yes. No,
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: it's not about that. There's a difference between niggas and
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: black people.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: I agree. It's not that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying metaphorically, it's some shit that, it's some
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: black people that ain't going, they'll fuck us up more.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Than they'll help us.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: So I'm not, I'm not for taking everybody. You know
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Like, oftentimes I be sick of these niggas.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: But there's black people.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Nah, some people are above. They think they're above the approach.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: You can't fuck with them.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I agree. Hope is all we got, you guys. That's
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: a good word.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: No, we got more than hope.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: But it starts with that.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: First you need some hope.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have hope. We sitting here right now
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: because of the hope of our ancestors.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Because of hope. That was all it was. We'd still
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: be slaves right now if they didn't have no hope.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: No, I would never be a slave.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: We are.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Slavery ain't even happening.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: We're not the same kind of slaves our ancestors were.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: No, but we're different kinds of slaves.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't feel like it's a little better
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: than what they went through?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: No.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: No?
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: No.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Not at all.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You know, so people be mad at Kanye because Kanye
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: said that slavery was a choice, right? Which he actually
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: said 400 years of slavery. Sounds like a choice to me,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: is what he said, is his exact words.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: And you feel like it's a choice?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like we are choosing slavery now more than ever.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: We choose it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Our ancestors was definitely fighting. They didn't end slavery because
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: of Lincoln. Niggas was on them plantations killing.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: That shit ain't never ending.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Shit was going real.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like no slave. I get up and
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: do what the fuck I want every day. You feel
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: like a slave to social media? That's the only thing
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: I feel like a slave to at this point in
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: my life.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Because I feel like with podcasting, Now they're like, be
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: more active on social. Be more active on social.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Talk to who?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: To the fucking phone in your car looking straight.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: You don't feel like that?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Like you have to post something, content every day to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: make people more entertained?
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: No, you don't post every day?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: They tell us that we need to. We got to
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: be more active on social.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Because you need more numbers and more.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Right. Analytics. Yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I hate that shit, though, a little bit, just because
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's not always, it's almost forced a
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Don't force it.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It isn't authentic when you feel like you have to
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: post something every day.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Like, I feel like a private, more private person in
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I don't do nothing I don't want to do.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: He either. No?
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Not even if you're building a brand.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: There's nothing, when it came to this career of yours,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: you did nothing you didn't want to do. And you
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: was like, I got to compromise a little bit to
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: get to where I'm trying to go.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it wasn't that.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: What was it?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Dealing with people I didn't like.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah. People who I knew were bad people. People who
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: was just like, I knew they were full of shit.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: I just didn't know in what way, but I still
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: had to deal with.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Them. What's getting into Carlos' business?
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Relationship. It ain't no business to get into.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: You're single?
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I heard you say something along the lines like you
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: don't want to be married. You don't believe in marriage.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: When did you hear me say something like that?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Shit, when we was recording with y'all last in February.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I think it works for some people.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: On Valentine's Day you said that?
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: I think marriage works great for some people, but a
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: lot of people don't understand the business of it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: What about you?
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: I've been checking out the business of it. It'll work
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: if you got people who are on the same page.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: More than one people?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to have people. It takes both. It's
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: like you, that person, your family, their family.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: It's a merge. You get what I'm saying?
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: It's like if I'm running my corporation and you got one,
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: and when we merge like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell,
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: that shit got to work.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Like it can't. It got to be.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: So that's something you aspire to? I don't know.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: I think it would be great with the right person
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: who understands the business of it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: The business of it? Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: So you feel like marriage is more a business than
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: something loving?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: When we did have an episode, we said getting married
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: for love is for poor people.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: That is for poor, ugly people.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I don't agree with that. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I can imagine being married to somebody I don't fucking like.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: It don't take much to not like somebody these days.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, it has to be somebody worth the
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: headache because everybody come with their bullshit.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You just got to pick what kind of bullshit you
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: can deal with.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: That's honest, right?
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: What kind can you deal with?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: What kind of bullshit can I deal with?
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Now, that's a game show right there. What kind of
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: bullshit can you deal with?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Is cheating the all-in?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I could live with that. I can get past it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I can get past it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I would take him through some hell first, honestly, but
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think I would break. If he's a good man,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: he's doing everything else right, and he make that one infraction.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I just feel like we human, especially man, there's animal instinct.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I might be able to live with it, honestly, if
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: he was good and he showed some change behavior. Now,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: a gambling addiction and you spending all the money up.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: That's a deal breaker for me. If you fucking up
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: our livelihood and our child's future and shit like that
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: because you just gamble everything away, that's a problem for me.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Drugs.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Hard drugs. What kind of drugs? Hard drugs.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: What if he's spending money?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what if he's spending money on another woman? I
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: feel like that's a deal breaker for me. Now, these
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: hoes supposed to get fucked now. You taking money out
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: this house, taking care of another household.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: What kind of girl you fucking that ain't requiring nothing
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: from you? I would be insulted by that. You fucking
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: free bitches?
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell no. I'm more offended that you fucking a
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: free bitch than a pay for bitch.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: That means she really like you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: She just gave you a pussy for nothing.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: You need to get a pack of cigarettes or something.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Greg, get a sandwich, bitch.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: All right, what's next?
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: What kind of bullshit can you deal with?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I've dealt with a lot of bullshit, man. I've dealt
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: with stalking shit.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Not what you've dealt with.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: What can you deal with? Nowadays, my patience is very thin.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Damn and um i appreciate the things i've been through
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: because i feel like i'll be able to maneuver through
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: any new shit easier and i know what to look
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: for before the shit happened so i've found that i'd
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: be getting the fuck up out of there quicker now
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: the minute i don't like some shit Or the minute
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: you don't like me at the same capacity, I'm the
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: fuck up out of here.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: No, what I'm saying, what can you deal with? What
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: would make you stay?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I can't deal with much more.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: What about you? You asking us. What kind of bullshit
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: will you deal with from a woman?
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Will I deal with woman shit?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Well, at least friends.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: No, like, yeah, even that.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: That's not no bullshit.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: That's a style.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: That all goes into the box of woman bullshit. The
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: shit she do with her hair.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Hair on the bathroom floor.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: Take it forever to get dressed that's small.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: That's just woman shit.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: If you leave a woman cause there's hair on the
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: floor that was never your bitch to begin with I'm
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: sick of this shit all of that shit all that
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: woman shit that girl shit that she.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Go through that's easy I'm talking about like real shit
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the kind of shit that dissolves relationships.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: This is the type of shit that dissolve.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Hair on the floor? See, that's why we not lasting
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: Do you understand that it takes a major shit for
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: that to be a problem too?
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: You get what I'm saying?
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: That's the little shit that be like, and you got
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: the nerve to be leaving these fucking panties on the
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: floor all the time.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I had my nigga one time get so bad at
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: me because I don't top up the tops on the
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: season as tight.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: See, you petty.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: He was like, oh, bitch, I'd choke you right now.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: And you think he not supposed to leave you for
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: some bullshit?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: No.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: You don't know that that might be triggering. That might
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: have been the one thing that got him his ass
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: beat while he was growing up. His mama didn't play
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: shit like that. And you in here playing in.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: This man's face. You got fingerprints all on the seasoning.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know what annoys the fuck out of me?
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Like if you come in the room and the door
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: was closed and you don't close that shit back all
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: the way.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Oh, I'm... That'll make you want to... Nah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I'm scared of the dark for real.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: All doors got to be shut. I don't want to
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: see no hallway shit.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: I don't want to see no bathroom shit. Leaving lights on.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: That's the one for me. Why is you leaving all
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: the lights on in this motherfucker like you're paying them.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Because I pay the bills in my shit. Don't leave
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: no lights on in my shit. Night light, that's it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: You ever been in love?
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: How many times?
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Maybe two. Maybe two in the past.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Your baby mama?
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: No.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Y'all wasn't together?
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Why would that be the follow-up question?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Because I be feeling like, you know, I learned today.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Talking to two different men today. That they, I guess
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: the people they chose to have kids with, they really
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: was never in relationships with.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: No, it's not. No, but the way that you framed
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: the question, like, were you in love? It ain't, no.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: I wasn't in love.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: What's your definition of love?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Like, in love?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. How did you know you were in love with
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: that woman?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: What woman?
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: The one that you was in love with.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, because I could feel myself growing as a person.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: I started... to crave different shit that I can only
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: get from her.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, interesting.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: What's your definition of love?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: My definition of love is someone that also completes me,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: makes me feel whole. I feel safe with. I feel
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: like I can be my most authentic self with.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: That's the important shit right there.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and someone that I'm willing to... All right, so
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: we all flawed. Someone I can see their flaws and
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: still want to be there.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: That's the problem with people now. They want people to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: come perfect. I really believe, like, social media and shit
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: like that is just giving this perfect image of everything,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and now people are looking for perfection in everyone.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: When they ain't even got it in their motherfucking self.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Ain't none of us perfect. So I feel like that's
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: why we dissolve so much. Someone you love, you take
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the good with the bad.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: No, I don't think you got to be perfect. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: think that you can be perfect for somebody else, though.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: You get what I'm saying?
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: To me, love and being in love is just taking
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: somebody else's life into consideration the same as you would
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: take your own.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: That's it. You know what I'm saying?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: So everything you do, you're taking that person into consideration.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: It might not be the perfect motherfucker, but they perfect
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: It's just somebody.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Who you can deal with.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody perfect for you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: And once you can't deal with that shit, it's over.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody perfect for you.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Once you accept them, they are.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Until they ain't.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: That's why marriages are dissolving so fast right now. Because
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: y'all wanting this person to come more perfect than reality is.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Marriage is dissolving right now because people are realizing That
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: it takes a whole lot more than just some love
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: to be with somebody forever.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Like we were saying earlier.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: My daddy told me not to get married.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I asked him, I said, what kind of advice you
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: got for your daughter? He was just like, be by yourself.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: It's hard being with one person.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: That's all advice. Do you believe in like polygamous relationships?
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, I wouldn't even necessarily say that I believe
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: in that.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Because if you can't be with one person, you damn
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: sure can't be with two or three or four.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: These niggas out here.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Do you feel like two would make it easier, though?
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Mm-mm.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Because y'all are saying marriage.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Is a business.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: What if they both get mad at the same shit?
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Because you're attracted to a type of woman.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: So it's like.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to get mad.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: No, because sometimes I see in these relationships where it's
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: a polygamous relationship, they'll have something like, this person likes
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: to hang out and go skydiving, and this one loves
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: to watch movies and cuddle.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: See, I got bad luck with.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Shit like that. I ain't never been able to pick right.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: I fuck around and be in some polygamous relationship, and
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: then they get to beefing about some shit that ain't
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: got nothing to do with me.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Facts.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Then I literally just be caught in the middle of
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: trying to figure out what the fuck, why this shit
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: didn't work when I was gone.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: And that's what's going to happen with two women in
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the house. You have to be able to control that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: What's the craziest shit you ever done in a relationship
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: with a woman you.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Were in love with?
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: What?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the craziest thing you ever done to a woman.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Like you went through her phone?
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: To a woman?
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, man. That's the lesson.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: That only you can learn after you do it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: I would never do no shit like that again. Whatever
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: that woman got in that phone, that's her fucking business.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Her business.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: You don't do that.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: Because you don't even have the right information to put
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: this shit together. So you're just going to have a
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: clusterfuck of shit that you put together. Man, the bitch
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: was at Six Flags, rubbing on her dick with some
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: balls on her cheek or some shit like that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: And there was a nigga named Maurice who was a weightlifter.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: And then he took her to Boston or he picked
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: her up in a rental car or some shit. You'll
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: just have bits and pieces and then that's worse than
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: the actual truth of the situation.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: No, because my shit always was like, Those messages, what
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: you saw wasn't for you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Nigga, you don't even know what you looking at.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: See, you just going through my shit and making assumptions.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Because iPhones better. They don't delete shit.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: You type in dick in that search, it's going to
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: show you all the times she done talked about dick
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: since 2013.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: I'm typing in dick. See how many messages come up. Yeah, exactly.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Watch this.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Ain't no dick in my phone.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: She laughing already because it's old dick that she forgot about.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Look how long she been scrolling.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Look. 2015.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Told you.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Well. Some shit said ridiculous.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Ridiculous. You put dick in ridiculous.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: You put the K in there for.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: That's how fucked up she is. It was bad.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: It was ridiculous.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: 2015. See how far yours go back.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: All right, let's see.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Just go to the messages and search and type in
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: dick and see what come up.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, goodness.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: See, y'all women be lazy. That's how you get caught up.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Nigga ain't even going to open all the messages no more.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I don't go through people's phones, so I just want
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: motherfuckers not to touch my shit.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Don't touch my shit, because you're going to see some shit.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: If you're looking for some shit, you're going to find
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: some shit every time.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: If you think that it's in there.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a nigga so far back on my
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Facebook 2009. Nigga, I didn't even know you existed in 2009. 2019.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Why you want to know that much about somebody?
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I really don't want to know. Listen, what's your status?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: But listen, it's the same name over and over again.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: You still scrolling.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: No, she lying over there. She talking about the same name.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: So you was talking about dick with the same nigga. Nigga,
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I got a couple different names popped up under dick.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: One nigga. Same name.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: Dick might just be too graphic. You know what you
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: said when you was saying the shit you wasn't supposed
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: to be saying.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: You know where it's at? It's in the women's group chat.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: You don't need to look for niggas' names. You need
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: to look at her friend group chat. That's where all
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the tea is at.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I had a nigga go through my text messages with
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: my best friend.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: With your girlfriends? That's where it's at.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: He probably hates your guts now.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He do.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Pretty much.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: He is not wrong.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry to that man.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: You still never told us what the deal breakers was.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: You said hair on the floor.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Deal breaker? All right, this is a deal breaker.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: If I go out with you, And you know too
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: many niggas. I'm talking about like in real life. You
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: know the security. You know the bouncer. You know the
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: nigga at the hookah spot.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: If you from a small town, that's not hard.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. If you introduce me to
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: too many niggas, it's a deal breaker.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: I don't like talking loud.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: I hate a motherfucker that wake me up. Damn.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Don't wake you up. Don't talk loud. Snoring?
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: No, it's cool. I can fuck with that. Because I
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: know how to deal with it. All you do is
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: you kind of kick it in the leg a little bit.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Usually you just call a person's name and they'll stop.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: They'll buy you an uptown walker. At least I can
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: fall asleep.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Fall back to sleep.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: Because we all get tired and have nights where we're
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: going to snore. And if you accept mine, I'm going
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: to fuck with you on yours.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: But sleep apnea, I'm leaving. I'm not fucking with you. Like,
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: if you need surgery.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: I got that shit, I think.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Like, if you need surgery. I think I do.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: You think, bitch.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I need to get one of them motherfucking.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck is in here?
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Women that snore don't know. They poop, too.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I definitely be farting in my sleep.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Women poop in their sleep and then.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: It's right there. Listen. I'm going to fart on you
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: then move. You like astronauts, nigga?
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: You become a bit like an astronaut.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to when I put that sleep
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: apnea mask on.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Damn. You need surgery.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: That surgery don't work.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I got a homegirl who snores so bad, she done
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: had multiple sinus surgeries.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: For real?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Shit don't work.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: She got big titties? Yes. I knew it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: I ain't even got no titties. Why am I in there?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: She got real big titties.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: I knew it. There's something about titties and snoring. On
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: your chest.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: It's pressure on your chest.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: It's the stomach.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Diaphragm.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: So what's my excuse? I ain't got no real big stomach.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I don't got no real big titties.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: I just be snoring. It's that ass.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: It's that grown man in you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, I do sleep on my stomach.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: And it's like it's pulling down.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: You're sleeping on your back when you're snoring on the side.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I be on my stomach. So maybe my ass is
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: just pressing down on my body. See, you smart. We're
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: going to test that theory. Alright, y'all.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Let's get into Never Have I Ever. So we got
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: to play this game with you. You got to Hit
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: some weed or sip your drink every time you did
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: do these things.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: I got a little juice right here.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Never have I ever.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Look in there. We just going to pretend like it
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: is because this nigga don't drink. I don't drink. Did
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: you ever drink?
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: No.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Never had liquor? You never tasted liquor in your life?
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: I grew up around a whole lot of alcoholics. Terrible people.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: That's all black people.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: Terrible people. These motherfuckers are the worst.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, I can understand that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Did you get therapy for that?
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Mm-mm. They ain't fucked me up.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: No?
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: No, I was just like, I never want to do
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: no shit like this.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: That's how I feel about crack.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Really? You grew up around crackheads?
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: A lot of crackheads. It was the 80s. It was
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: the 80s.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: But a lot of crackheads? Not the neighborhood crackheads.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: It was everywhere.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: I feel terrible.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Nobody should ever have to grow up around a lot
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: of crackheads. Maybe one or two.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: But a lot.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a lot of them.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I never wanted to try that.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: No, me either. Still to this day.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: To this day. All right. First one. Never have I ever.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Well, you already said you did this, but we're going
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: to do it anyway for the people.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever ate ass. Get your drink. Get
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: your drink.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: You really think that's bad as men? Shit, that's nothing.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Carlos got my ass ate recently.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Carlos ate your ass recently? No, nigga.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Tell us the story, girl. Look, so this is, yeah,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: the same week we was up here about a month ago,
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Carlos and I was performing in Charleston.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I took my guy friend to the show.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Your people.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my people.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we gonna go backstage.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I'm acting like I'm doing something. I said, God damn it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I know these niggas got jokes. What does he got
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: back there? I don't know, maybe about two minutes. He
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: talking about a nigga's shoes.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: What he had on? He had on them lemon pebble stuff?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, got on them Chelsea boots.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: You know, he was like, I was going to say
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: something about that Coogee outfit, but I didn't want to,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: you know, play with him in front of his little friends.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Fuck you, love you, like that shit, though. You like it?
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: He ate her ass in the Chelsea booth. He kept
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: the boots on? No.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I ain't sleeping in no bed a nigga had boots
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: on in.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: That's what she said. She liked them Chelsea boots.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: She thought she had a different kind of nigga. Like, yeah,
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: he ain't like the rest of y'all.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: You feel me? He got Chelsea boots on.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Look, I like reformed hood niggas. That's the type of
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: man I like.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: They treat you nice.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Niggas who wear Chelsea boots will say anything to get
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: some pussy.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: That's a lie.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Yes, they will. Them niggas don't have, they will sell
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: out they mama.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Don't get them boots fucked up.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Man, them niggas who wear them boots are not good people.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: You can trust me on that. They're not good people.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: What type of nigga wear half a boot? You never
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: thought about this shit. Yo.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Those boots are nice.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Don't make me throw them motherfucking boots in the trash.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Those boots are nice.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Those boots are nice.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: They look nice. That's a grown man. They look distinguished.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Carlos, your birthday coming up. You got to grow the
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: fuck up, dog.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: You got to grow the fuck up. I would wear
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: a whole boot, not a half a boot. I'm not
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: a half a boot. Like a boot.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: We're going to get you some cowboy boots.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Nigga, I have plenty of boots.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: So you ain't wearing the ankle boots you saying?
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: All right, bet. Next time you come here and you
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: in the city.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: I'm going to message you and like pull out the boots.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: I'll bust them fucking boots out for y'all.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: All right. We're going to see that.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Not no nigga shit, like not no square toe boots neither. Boots, boots.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: The whole boot and nothing but the boot. So help
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: you God.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Never have I ever ghosted or been ghosted.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: I don't even like people like that. I would ghost
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: a motherfucker on purpose.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: I didn't say I really ghosted anybody.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: I'm at the age, but I will tell you, hey,
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: you probably never going to see me again.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Period.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to say something. That's not ghosting.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: But I will, if it depends on how much I
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: don't like you.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: You probably still can consider it ghosting, though, because if
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: they still want to fuck with you, you just don't
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: have a choice.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I had a nigga tell me, like, you can't just
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: tell me it's over. Like, it got to be mutual.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: That's not how that works. Once one person decides it's over,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: it's the fuck over.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: He said, no, I'm not in this by yourself. You're
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: not in this by yourself, so how you can tell
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: me it's over and I'm just supposed to deal with that.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I'm glad you left that nigga alone.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: It took some time.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever been arrested.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Goddamn, if you just... I don't do all this shit.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: What you got arrested for? You been to jail?
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: You know, seeing that clip that come up of Little
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: House on the Prairie when the little boy said, being
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: a nigga.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: He was talking about you.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right. Arrested? Does that mean you didn't go
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: to jail? You just was in cuffs?
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's arrested.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: That's when you have to get in the police car
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: and go to the police station.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: To jail. Yeah.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: You ain't never been to jail?
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: Listen, I turned my way out the car.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: You been detained?
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: I've been detained before, but I never, like, I was
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: so charming.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: To the actual police?
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he let me go. I lied.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I told him, listen, y'all, this is awful, but I'm
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: about to tell y'all. I was here in Atlanta, and
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: this is like underground days, and I was trying to
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: go through the exit out so I didn't have to
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: pay to leave the parking lot. And the police came
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and was like, whoop, whoop, stopped us, right? And my homegirl, dumbass,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: she was in the driver's seat, and she was drunk.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I seen her slide her shoes off.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, bitch, where you about to go?
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Uh-uh.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: This bitch got out the car and took off, left
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: me in the car. I couldn't run. So he came.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: And this nigga handcuffed me to the steering wheel of
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: my car and then hopped back in his car and
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: went to chase her. Straight up. So now the club
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: letting out.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: That's kidnapping.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Niggas was coming out of the club like, damn, Shawty,
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: they done got you, ain't it? I just had my
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: hair down like the ring.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't want nobody to see who the fuck
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: And then he came back and put me in handcuffs.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: He couldn't catch her. She was out.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Put me in handcuffs and put me in the back
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: of the squad car and he was like asking me
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: all kinds of questions about her.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: And I was just lying. I was like, she had
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: a warrant?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Like, why did she, why she took off running? She
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: a nigga.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, her dad was the chief of police
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: for another city. I ain't going to say what city
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: it was, but she was scared that her dad was
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: going to find out. So she just took off running.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: So I lied.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I act like I ain't know her.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: I don't want to meet her.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: That wasn't good enough.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Shit, I like this lady. Who is she?
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: I act like I met her. She lives here in
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Atlanta too.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: I need to know her.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I act like I met her in a club and
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: that we were like on some lesbian shit and I just.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: No!
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: That's why I told her.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: That's the type of liar that I can deal with.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I told the officer. Yeah, I didn't
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: know her like that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: You get extra points for that.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I told him, like, I just know
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing the things that I'm doing, officer,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: and this is confirmation.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: And he let me go.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Shout out to that officer.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Bitch, I would have went to jail. I can't lie
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: that quick. I can't lie that quick.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't have came up with that? This lady tried
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: to fuck me.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Basically.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: I didn't even have her number yet, officer.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: All right, what's next?
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: You in the club tricking. You letting her drive the
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: car on the first night and everything.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Right. Go to the shower.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Give him one or have one.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Don't matter. He's drinking.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: You want me to take two drinks? Yep. Yo.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: What is the fascination with golden showers, dog?
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: It's like something about submission, I'm assuming.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: I just tell myself the truth.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: You did it in the shower or in the bed?
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: A lot of men don't want to admit this shit.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: Remember when that lady squirted on you? She peed on you,
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: my nigga.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she did.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: You're like the only nigga in the world that's going
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: to say that's pee.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Just do it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Do it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: If it's pee and everybody can do it, why you
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: ain't did it?
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Best facts. No, you never did one? No. Never
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: given nobody one?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: I never.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Don't. You lying on your own show? She about to lie.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: No. I've never peed on anybody.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: You been peed on, though. No.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: No.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: The fuck?
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, me neither.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: I be driving a Maybach if I let a nigga
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: pee on me. No, I'm not lying.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: I look like I let people pee on me.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: You did something with some pee.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Nah, dog.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: You did something.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: If you squirting on someone, you peed on them. That's
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: how I feel about it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: I don't squirt, I gush.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Same thing.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: It's not the same thing.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: It is. It is. Take a sip. Take a sip, bitch.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: She got people.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She got people. She got people.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: She got people.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: There's a nigga go watch this like, bitch, you bitched
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: on me last night.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: You're going to sit in that little clip. So that's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: what we doing? We lying?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, OK.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: We lying.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: All in common.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Check my podcast out. That's what it's called. We lying.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Me and my partner sitting around lying.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Never have I ever fantasized about a friend's significant other.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Never? No.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: You ain't never seen your homeboy girl got a fat.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Ass and then thought about it.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: That's why they together, though.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: So, but.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: Me ain't know that type of women I have friends like. So,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: if I saw my dog, my bad.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: That's okay. You're human.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: So, if I saw my dog with a lady with
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: a fat ass, that's not the first time that it's happened.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: There's never been one that was like, damn. Uh-uh.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Because when she leave, I was like, well, I see you. Like, nigga,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: it took me a minute to bounce back, bro.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: Some niggas would much rather have nothing than, you know,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: like try to sell them. So I have had partners who,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: you know, it take a long time for them to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: bounce back with a fat ass, but it was.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Worth it to them.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Why everybody want a fat ass? A lot of niggas
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: don't even have enough dick for fat asses.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Right. Ain't got shit to do with nothing.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, it does.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: You can't even get past the thighs, dog.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: You think everything is sexual.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: It ain't.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: What else you going to do with that?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: Women with fat asses make you more creative. You come
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: up with better ideas.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: I agree. It feel like they like you more. When
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: your girl got ass, it feel like it. It feel
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: like she actually give a fuck about you.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Because her butt big.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Interesting. That don't make no fucking sense.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Google it. Listen, Google it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: It's some shit with the man brain. When you see
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: a woman with a fat ass, you think she's going
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: to be a better mother. They said that women with
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: fat asses are smarter than women.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: With little asses.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: No, they say bigger butts means you healthy, though.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: And they say you're smarter, too. Google it. Yo.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: No, you making that shit up, nigga.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: I refuse.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I like it, but I don't know if
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: it's true.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Go.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: You want to do it?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Never have I ever cheated in spades.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Cheated in spades? Who put the spades bar there? Wow.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: It's for niggas. Whatever. I definitely have. Have you ever reneged, though? Yeah,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: of course. Have you ever reneged and it caused a problem?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Like a fight?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Like niggas was ready to fight.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: I'm going to argue if I get caught reneging.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where I'm from, that's a big problem.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We don't argue about some shit.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: That's why you got to ask for the rules first
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: before you play spades with niggas, man. What's y'all rules?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Joker, joker, deuce, deuce.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Deuce, deuce.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Same. No?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. Whatever the table say.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: No, you go with it.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I don't just be playing spades.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: You don't?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I like talking shit and playing spades and slapping cards
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: down on the table like, mmm, that's it. It's over
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: for you niggas.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Give me my money.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Y'all okay? I'm by myself on that?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever used a household item as a
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: sex toy. What?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: You have?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: No. Who know that? Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: where that one came from.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: Y'all did.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking like women. Household items?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: That was a woman question. Women hump on some strange things.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Now, I did think about my toothbrush one time because
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: I did see online. What?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the motorized toothbrushes.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: You was going to put it on your cleavage.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: No, I thought about it. Like, does it vibrate hard enough?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't do it, but I thought about it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Women be fucking some strange things.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: I haven't done. I can't think of a... Oh, I
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: definitely have humped a pillow like.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: That's what that question refers to.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: I need some more drinks. Y'all done got me out
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: with these damn questions. Okay, you ain't never humped a pillow, Carlos.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: As a kid.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: No, that's not in there even.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: So what niggas do when they like, you ain't practice
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: on a pillow?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Me and Ben jacking off the same way since the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: first day on it. It has not evolved.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: And y'all don't do no humping on the bed.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Ain't nobody humping on shit.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Never have I ever had a threesome.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: You mean you just drink all this shit, huh?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: You ain't drinking nothing but some motherfucking juice.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: I feel like threesomes is cool. I feel like everybody
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: should be doing something in the threesome, though.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: This is when I was living in St.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Louis.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: It was like a real packed diner. So I'm like,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I waved at them like, come sit by me because
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: where else y'all gonna sit? And I was by myself, right?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: So I guess that was like, I don't know, is
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: that a green light for orgy shit or something like that?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: Because being black, like, A diner? Late night? So we
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: order food.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: She just put this shit together like this is normal. Diner.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Late night. Black people. Come on now. You know what
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: this about.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: It was this part. What I learned about St.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Louis is like people who do swinging, they have like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: a certain flag in their yard. So I didn't know.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't know people get down like that, but you know,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: they just weren't my type as a couple. I've never
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: fucked a woman, but your bitch is not cute.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Would you participate in a threesome though?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: No, I would watch though. But I'm not... I'm cool.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: And then I wasn't attracted to the couple either.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Carlos, what you thinking?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: Threesome? Should have one about twice a year.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: One twice a year?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just have one twice a year. It ain't nothing
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: you gotta do all the fucking time.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Like girl, girl?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: As a man, yeah.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: You should have at least one. You two freaks over there.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Who really care about your interests? Yeah, two a year.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Two a year is standard for a man.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying that's what's recommended. Do your best.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Aim for that. Anything more than that, it would be
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: considered a lot. You feel me?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Some men would say that they're afraid to have three
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: suits because they feel like they can't satisfy two women
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: at the same time.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: What would you say?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: So the fuck what?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: Disappoint two women at the same time. Just have two apologies. Hey,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: I appreciate y'all being here.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: Who wants drinks?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Drinks? God bless you, good night.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: Y'all gonna keep fucking, y'all gonna try it without me?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: All right, well listen to me watch, I'll do some
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: grilled cheese or something. You said onions on yours, right?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck it.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Have you left women disappointed?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: I hope not, but that's the point of the threesome.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: It's not about you fucking everybody and making, you gotta
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: have a.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: Great, it's a great time.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: It's got to be a good time.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: Because you're only really going to get the fuck-fuck in
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: the threesome like that. There's going to be one that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: you can really fuck, and then there's going to be
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: one that's going to be like, hey, don't fuck her
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: That's fair.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: You got to get some A-dig and some A-dig.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I know women are like, don't come with her.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: That's crazy, because one of them is going to have
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: better pussy than the other one anyway.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: And typically, it's the newer pussy. The pussy that you've
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: been getting.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: It might not be, though. Might not be.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: You never know when you put pussy side by side.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: I ain't know this one was that much gooder than.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: That one.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: This one way gooder than this one.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: This one good.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: First of all, don't point over here when you talk
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: about one way.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Gooder than the other.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: We not doing that. You better point out this way.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Don't point here.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: You won't know until you in there which one the
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: goodest one.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: One of them is going to be the goodest. The goodest.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: The goodest.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just going to be good enough.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, that brings another conversation. What makes pussy better than
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the other one? Because some men say all pussies are
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: the same, ladies.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Sorry. You ready for my answer?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Ask the question again.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: What makes pussy better than any other pussy?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: The owner.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: How so?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: The owner.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, what does that mean?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: Man, you can tell when the pussy is going to
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: be good. You don't even have to have none.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Kyle, what does that mean? Like, that don't make sense
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: Good pussy energy hit different.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: Ain't got nothing to do with none of these outside factors.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: You can tell when that pussy is exceptional.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: And there's no little.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: It's got to be a good owner. You can tell
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: by if her hair done, what her nails look like.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: If she's a kept woman, that pussy already top shelf.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: If she got money, pussy gonna be hittin' way different.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: It's different, that's what I'm tryin' to get you on.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: It's different levels of good. Like a woman who work
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: all the time. That pussy gonna be hittin' a little
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: bit different.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: That's gonna be that goddamn, that strong, like ooh, I
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: eat a cracker with this motherfucker. This like real, you
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: know what I'm saying? Like this shit stick to you
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: real tight. But then it's like, if you had a
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: little smart, little college chick, that pussy gonna hit a
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: little different, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Because she got that knowledge. You got a little adventurous chick.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: That pussy hittin' different, cause she athletic, she be jumpin'
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: out of planes and shit.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: That pussy ain't never boring.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Acrobatic pussy. So acrobatic pussy.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you fuck around and you get a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: little sad chick.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: She depressed. That pussy be good too, but it's sad too.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Drama pussy.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: It's sad.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: It's sad. It's a trauma bond.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Like, are you a freak? Are those tears of sadness?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: That pussy wet with tears. You feel me?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: It's like, it's levels to that shit.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't know it worked like that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Hold on, but have you ever gotten some pussy you
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: thought was going to be good and it wasn't?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's just like you have the, Me, I'm
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: way more lenient to saying, nah, that pussy ain't hitting
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, you hit it once. That's why I asked.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: That might not have been her best pussy at the time.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: You feel what I'm saying? You called out, she wasn't
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: even home from work yet. You know what I mean?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: It ain't even that.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: That pussy was like, you know what I'm saying? It
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, I didn't give you time to prepare.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know if this was, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: You might not even get down. You might not just
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: be fucking behind.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: No library like that.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: But if I get you in the crib you feel
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: me you might hit different if I get you like
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: if I fuck you at my house then I gotta
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: fuck you at your house to see how you fuck
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: at home cause everybody know you fuck different at home better.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Right so it.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Takes so many different levels of pussy it.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: Take a few different times to hit it to even
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: know if it's good but you know off the rip.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: This ain't for us well I don't know Never have
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: I ever smelled a woman's panties or seats.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. That's way too personal. Way too personal.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Here he is drinking.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Why would you smell someone's... Niggas used to do that
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: shit all the time in school, dog.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: This is what we should talk about.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: People only talk about pussy smelling bad. They never mention
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: when the pussy smell good.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Right. Sometimes they be like, Smelling your upper lip.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: All day.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Make you feel like you're in a Downey commercial when
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: you smell it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: You just be like.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: It smell like home.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: Right. It's just. It's not about that shit.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: I guess it's pheromones and some shit. That's the type
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: of shit that'll make a nigga drive all the way
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: over there. Two, three hours away or some shit. You
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: know when a nigga just, I'm on my way. When
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: that shit happens.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: You got a taste for her, right?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Oh my God. It's like. It's literally that.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: Look at that. That's a laugh.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: That's a laugh when you agree.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Too real. Too real.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: You taste this all right now.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Don't put him up on too much of this shit.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever paid for pussies. Directly.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: You was looking for your drink. You done paid.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: For some pussy. No, I'm just thirsty. Wait a minute.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Carlos, you paid directly.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: I kind of paid for some dick.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: Not directly.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Indirectly.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Here go the money.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Right. Leave it on the dresser. Cash app.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: No, I ain't never.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like when you're dating a woman, it's kind
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: of like paying for pussy, but.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: Not like exactly. It is. It's not like $.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: 40 on the nightstand.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: But I'm starting, like the older I get, I'm starting
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: to think like the men who were buying pussy, I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: think they had a great idea.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you paying a bitch to leave.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: That's the oldest profession in America.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: It's a great concept.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: But I would buy some pussy, but I wouldn't want
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: to buy from a woman who sold pussy.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, like the guys, the passport bros.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: You want to feel like you were the only one
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: who ever paid for it?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: I want to catch her in like a tight situation,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: like on set it off.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: I'm in a bind, Nate.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: I'm in a bind, Carlos.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: I would buy some pussy from a woman who didn't
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: sell pussy.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Hard times.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: I got to pay for my brother to go to college.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: I need $ 2, 000.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: I want some outside factors to determine the price.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: I need $ 700 this weekend. Okay.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: My light's getting cut off.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: I'm behind. We got to move.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: That's okay.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: I would definitely do that.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: You want a pussy that's under distress.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: I would buy that.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: But it can't be from somebody who does this on
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: the regular. I want her to maybe feel bad about
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: it a little bit after.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Yo. I want somebody, I can't believe I'm doing this
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: type shit.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: COVID, I ain't got no job.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Look, one of my old friends, she sold some pussy
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: to a nigga one time.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: She didn't sell pussy, but she sold pussy to a
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: nigga one time because she needed the money.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: And that nigga died like a year later. And she
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: was like, yes.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Now nobody will ever know.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: That's terrible. Except you telling it on the show. Like, excellent, excellent.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: My plan is coming together.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: There's the birds on these niggas, okay?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Now that Project 39 is complete. Niggas stupid. I would
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: definitely do that.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair. I'm not mad at that. He dead now.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Don't nobody ever know. Never have I ever fucked a cousin.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: Nah, this is a Mississippi question.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: You're trying to trick me.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: You really think we cousin fuckers?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe you ain't had no initially.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: No. I'm waiting to see who drinks.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: Why you looking at me, bitch?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: You did.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't never fucked no cousin, but I feel like
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: somebody here may have accidentally fucked a cousin.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: I might have.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I might have. My mama said they ain't my cousins,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: so I'm going with the fuck she said. My cousin
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: said that's my cousin.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: But my mama said.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: They ain't my cousin. Oh, that's the black people rule.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: You can be my cousin's cousin, not be my cousin's cousin. Yeah,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: that's your cousin.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: They ain't my cousin.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: And it was after the fact.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And we were grown now. Not like on some kid
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: shit either.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: That's fair, but you need to drink, though.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't need to drink none of these shit.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Never have I ever came from dry humping. You said it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: God damn, this too personal.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: I had a nigga dry hunt me so crazy one time,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: and I couldn't believe it.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: It was kind of violating.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: I think we should bring that back. That's way safer.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Dry hunting?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: And then he came, and I.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: Was like, you know I'm going to clean up.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you really get into it, you can
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: get real managed and be like, pull your clothes down.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: But then, you know, you.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: If you pull your clothes down, it's over, though. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Nah, that dry hump was not nice.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: Not dry hump?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: That's what young people, that's not for grownups. I was like,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: is this happening?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: Young people and old people, because you know they do
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: that at the old folks. They dry hump.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Young and old, in between, you need to just go
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: and do the deal. Never have I ever, this is
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: a good one, faked an orgasm. Because I feel like
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: niggas be faking orgasms.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Why though? Because it seems like it's so easy
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: for y'all to come.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: That honey done wore off?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: Mm-mm.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: That honey pack done wore off?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: Guilt.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: Guilt.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Damn. That form of vibrating.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: Why am I doing this?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Form of vibrating the whole time. Bitch calling you, you
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: ain't answering?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: No. Because you don't enjoy the sex.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You're like, I should not be fucking this lady.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: And you're not going to come. So you stop. Maybe.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: But why, though? Because she was married or something?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Like, why?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: Why? Why?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: What was that?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: You think we care about shit like that? No.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Y'all don't carry guilt for nothing like that?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: No. It's more about personal guilt.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: It's just like, say for instance, you was fucking a
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: lady who was unattractive and then you like, oh my God,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: I can't believe I'm doing this.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: What if this got out? And then nigga like, I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: gotta stop right now.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: And then she looked back and.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: She's like, I gotta stop what I'm doing before I finish.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: If I stop before I finish, it's not considered a fuck.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: And she's like, don't stop, Carlos.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: Don't stop.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: I got some crazy ass head from this nigga. He
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: was like general manager for Church's Chicken. And as soon
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: as I came and looked up and.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Saw who was eating my pussy.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I planned it, you know, it was planned, okay?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like, yeah, but you know, in the moment
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: you get in heat right quick, but as soon as
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: I came, I was disgusted.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: With yourself?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: With myself, dog.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: That's how I feel about porn. That's how I feel
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Like, I'll watch it, and then as soon as I finish,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I slam the computer down, and I just feel bad
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: about myself.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: You feel even worse when you open that shit back up,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: and it's still on there.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Get this nasty shit off my shit!
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: Let me get on here and watch some sermons or something.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: I use this for business. Got this freaking shit on
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: my work shit.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Bought this iPad to start my LLC. On my work computer.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Yo. Never have I ever fucked someone not knowing their name. Drink, Carlos.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Go and pick up your cup, my boy. Go and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: pick up your cup.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: You mean like... You didn't know it. No, I don't
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: be fucking these stranger ladies.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: I didn't fuck somebody and I thought their name was
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: something else.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: And they lied to you about their name?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: No, it's just, you know how somebody tell you your
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: name and then you hear their real name and you
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: be like, Adrian, I thought your name was Amanda.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair. Yeah. I never did that.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like I knew everybody's name.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: You feel like.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I knew.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: That's not facts. Your feelings ain't facts.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: They are. They are.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: That's it, man, with that shit.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: No more?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: No, you got this long one.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Her question coming up. That's why she want to quit.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Listen to this. She made this one up.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Never have I ever spun the block on a chick
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: just so I can fuck and ghost because she didn't
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: holler the first time.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, I drink all this shit.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: I had several niggas tell me that's the type of
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: shit they be doing Vendetta dick Oh yeah payback That's
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: some bullshit though Why you wanna do that Cause man
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: once a nigga locked in.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Cause she ain't holla the first time you tried to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: holla You know where.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: A lot of women get caught at After they become
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 6: single moms Cause that nigga been liking you For the
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: longest for real.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: And now.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Now I'm just fucking in. No talk to you no more,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: single mom.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: No, I'm going to fuck with you, and then I'm
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: going to show you how good of a man I am.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: And then I'm going to leave you.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: Ooh, that's so hurtful.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: I know, but it's a game.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: This is why I'm single right now.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: No, it's not. That is not wild. That ain't even
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: your trauma to claim.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: That ain't what you said.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: I'm scared.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: That shit is scary knowing that niggas is out there
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: doing that.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: Why? Because I'm out here trying to find love. I'm
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: a single mom. I'm back outside trying to meet my husband.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: And no one plans to be a single mom. You're
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: somebody that's always been there. And I'm like, I should
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: give him a chance. He's always been so nice and
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: trying to get to know me. Let me try to
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: get to know him. And he really got vendetta dick.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: See, now, when you say it like that, I do
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: understand why niggas be on that type of time.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Because, like, you obviously picked the wrong person to have
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: the baby with.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: Obviously.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Clearly, because I'm back outside.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: And oftentimes, women never choose the person that actually like them.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, but men do the same thing.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about the chase. Everybody likes a little bit
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: of chase. Am I lying?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: No two people ever in love at the same time.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always somebody chasing somebody.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: That's how it got to be, though.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it gotta be that way.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: That's the best way for your relationship to work.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: What, women finding somebody who loves them more than they
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: love them?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: No, it need to go back and forth, I feel like.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Nah, I don't feel like that shit no more.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: You gotta feel like you don't deserve each other. So
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: you can appreciate each other.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Right, I agree.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: There's gotta be a little bit of change. You can't
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: be totally accessible, totally like, a nigga need to feel
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: like he could lose you.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: That shit sickening.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Cause, like, I'm over that type of shit. Nigga, if
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: you don't like me the same way I like you today.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: It's never going to be the same. It ain't going
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: to work like that.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be fine as somebody.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Like, while I'm still fucking with you, I'm going to
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: simultaneously be fine as somebody who likes me as much
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: as I like them.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: After a while, that game gets played out.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: Because there's always.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: Going to be a motherfucker on the other side that's
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: going to make you think that they like you more.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: Your options always look good as fuck. But even, that's
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: the crazy part about it.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: Even if it is a nigga better than the nigga
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 6: that you currently fucking with.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: What if you go over there and you be over.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: There happy as fuck for 30 days, two months, six months.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 6: But on that seventh month, you just miss your nigga,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 6: the nigga that you left that wasn't good enough. You're like, nigga,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: you are better. You won, hands down, completely. You a
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 6: better man than what I'm used to. But you actually
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: love the other motherfucker more. That's how fucking crazy love is.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: You could be with a motherfucker who's clearly the better choice,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: but if it's not your person, it's still going to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: be the same thing.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Why would you want to go back to a nigga
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: who ain't better?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: These motherfuckers might not be necessarily better. It's something about
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: your person that made them your person in the first place.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: I'm cool.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: You cool?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: I haven't been outside for real in a long time.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: I'm enjoying my life.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: Go! You said you haven't been outside in a long time?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I've been in relationships for a long time. Like, this
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: is the most single I've been in a long time
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: this last year.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: You sound like you're about to get outside and get
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: that food.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: See, and I'm just the opposite. I'm tired of being single.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: I'm ready to go.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I still just like one nigga. You see me with
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: one nigga. Like, that's what I like, prefer.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: He had Chelsea boots on, so that let me know. Right.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: He's gotta have the whole boot, not the half boot.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: That's why your stories is like this. You probably are
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 6: sick of these Chelsea boots. Big ass, wearing ass niggas.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: Vesting feathers on every fucking outfit.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: They got a feather on his head and shit.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't have no preference like that now.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Niggas be looking totally different.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Like, nigga!
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Stop it. He's got a pocket watch.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: He's got a pocket watch. Like, bro, this is not
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: the 1800s. You doing too much. And why you got
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: a flower on your chest? You scaring the hoes, my nigga.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: All this copper-ass jewelry and bracelets.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: On and trinkets. Women like that shit, Carlos.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: Arrowheads and shit, my nigga.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: Relax.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: You ain't seen me walking in with nobody like that.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Cut it out.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: That nigga has feathers on his vest.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: That nigga got a big.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Carlos, give us a motherfucking simp story.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: So we can get out of here.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: So we have a segment on the show. It's our
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: dumb bitch stories, which is for women. And then you
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: have the simp series for men, which would be equivalent
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: to a man doing some shit that may have been
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: a little simp-ish.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got played or finessed in some type of way.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, you want the short version?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: Nigga, no shit from high school. We want the long version.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: We want to hear the truth and the whole truth
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: and nothing from high school.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: I have nothing recent.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: I was out here in a relationship for a long time.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: I ain't been back out here being no simp. I'm
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: going to catch at this point.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on. Wait, how long were you in a relationship?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: For a little minute.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: That's not a time.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a time.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: A little minute.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: That could be 10 years.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: All right, I'll tell you.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 6: In the last five years, I probably spent about four
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: of them in the relationship.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: Does that make sense?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: But it was little moments in between relationships.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: And what happened?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: I wasn't out here simping.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: What happened, though? What you mean by that? You ain't
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: never got played by one.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: Not in my life recently. I want no high school
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: shit now.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: You been out of high school a long time.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: I've been doing comedy for the last 18 years.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: And nobody did nothing in 18 years that was like, damn,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he tried to finesse. Carlos, come on now. Nothing?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: I just feel like we should just stop asking niggas
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: this question.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, stop it.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Because women obviously get played more.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: Y'all not gonna tell the truth.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: I think women feel played more. We don't be giving
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: a fuck. A lot of the shit, like you said,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 6: the sim shit, we don't give a fuck.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: That's just the... But it happened.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: But it happened, though.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: It's a whole community of niggas on YouTube. There's a
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: lot of shit like that. I've wasted.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: I don't be mad about shit like that. I be
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: mad about the time that I wasted.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so tell us about the time you wasted.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, I met this fine-ass chick. I thought she was
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: bad as fuck. And then she was just so fucking weirdo.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: It's weird.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: Like what?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: Like rocks in the window type weird.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Like me, nigga. That's her. Oh, she was a witch.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: Astrology and all this horoscope-ass bullshit.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: That's AJ. She's really into this shit.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: Girl, if you don't shut up.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Charging rocks in the window and shit.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: We're saying stupid shit. My moon is insufferable. Girl, the
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: moon is the moon.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: That's not true. Our whole cycle is based on the moon.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: Women.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: Your cycle is based on your pussy.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: No, nigga, it's based on the moon cycles, and that's
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: just the real thing.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that, Carlos.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 6: Your pussy is based on your pussy and your dad
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: and the shit you've been up to.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: Because that motherfucker was going to bleed whether the moon.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: Was outside or not.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: All right, yo. You don't agree with that?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: No, I don't.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you why you disagree.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: Because my birthday is in April and it's on the 2nd.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: 1983, what's 8 and 3? That's 11.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Add that to the 9, that's 20. Then you add
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: the 1 to it, that's 21. Divide that by 3.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: What you got? 7. What's 7?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: The number of completion.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: Days of the week, seven minus the Sunday, six.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: What's six?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: Six is the kind of car I want to drive.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: Now divide that by two.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: Three.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: Some.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: Three some.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: September.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Then you got to add Jupiter in there.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: Period.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: Walgreens. Come on now.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: Chick-fil-A.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: Closed on what?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: Sunday. Back to the seven.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Back to the seven.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: Because the seven is the what? Completion.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: Completion. Makes perfect sense.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: And then what? It's March, so what you got to do? Walk.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: Into that shit, into the pussy. Grand Rising. Grand Canyon.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: Period.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: Horoscope. Happy birthday.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Happy C-Day.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Ooh, cesarean.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: Sexy.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: Come on. What was weird last night? In the section.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: In the section.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: What time do we leave the house?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: About seven. Come on!
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: It all go back to the seven. It don't matter
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: how you look at it.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: I see what you're doing there, my boy.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: I can never agree with her. When's your birthday?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: June 8th, nigga.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: That's why we don't agree.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: That's what it is.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: What are you doing for your birthday? Your birthday's Sunday, right?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: June 8th.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: June is the what? Six. Six months. Month. The eighth day.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: Minus the one. Back to the seven. Back to the seven.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: We back where we started.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: At, my nigga.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: Right back where we started.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: We back.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: There's no point.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: There's no point.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: Come on, man.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Actually, y'all numbers come back to nine, not seven, nigga.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: Come on. But what?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 6: But once you divide nine by the three, what you get?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: Six. Come on. It's three. You see what I'm saying?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: Come on. She's not there. The three is the start.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: The seven is the finish. Come on, man. So once
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: you take the seven and add the two, what you got?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: Nine.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: And then you take away the one.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Come on now, somebody.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: You better preach in here. Whatever. That's how it be, though. Horror.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: Horror.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Horror. Scope, peep, look.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: You got to see.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: You got to see these hoes.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: You got to see it. Right. Or, or, come on, man.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Man, listen.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: Carlos, tell everybody where they can find you, where your
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: show is going to be. They know where that nigga at.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: You got Three Headed Monster, y'all on tour.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: Just plug it.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: You can find me in the United States of America.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: I'll be around, though.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Carlos has passed a space where he feels the need
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: to plug anything.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 7: I really want love and support. I want to be
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 7: treated better than everybody else. Don't treat me better than
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: everybody else. I am requesting special treatment.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: Don't treat me normal. Treat me special. Because I would
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: love to be the exception to everybody's rules. I would
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: like extra benefits. I would like to be the exception.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 6: So when you see me out, Or if I see
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: you out, go out of your way to speak to me.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: Don't make me have to come over and remind you
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: who the fuck I am.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: That's how you feel?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 7: I want to be treated better than everybody else.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: No, I'm okay with that. You feel the same way, though?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Treat me better than everybody? I just want everybody to
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: treat each other good.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: No, fuck that. See, that shit ain't going to work.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: Back to me being hopeful.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, I want everybody to treat each other good. People
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: don't give a fuck about each other. That's why I
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: want them to.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: I give a fuck about people. I love people. I
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: love us.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: It's fair.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: You have such a pure heart.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: I do. I really try to be good and love
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: people for real.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: That's why you got to stop.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Listen, I tell people on this show I love them
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: every week because I know some people don't never hear it.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't tell me you love me and you
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: actually don't.
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  Speaker 4: But I do, though.
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  Speaker 5: See, you different. You want that. Don't be loving me
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  Speaker 5: the same way you love everybody else. It ain't special.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: I'm different. That's what I'm saying. Just love me different.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: Love me different.
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  Speaker 4: As long as it's real love, that's all that matters.
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  Speaker 5: As long as it feels real, it's good enough for me.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, fuck that. I don't want it to feel real, nigga.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: If it ain't real, get the fuck on through it.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: Period.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: All right, y'all, listen. If you enjoyed this episode. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, Carlos, for pulling up.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, man.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: No problem.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: Anything for y'all. Love y'all.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: First, let me give you your flowers.
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  Speaker 1: You like one of the funniest niggas outside right now.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: You're just so quick with it. That is such a talent, man.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: We're very proud of you, okay?
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: The medicine is working.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: Excellent, excellent.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: All right, y'all.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: Listen, if you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: Thursday on the iHeartRadio app or wherever the fuck you
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: get your podcast at. This is your co-host AJ Holiday 2.0.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: Y'all follow me on Instagram.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: We got the live show coming up. Yes.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Atlanta, April 22nd. Y'all pull up. Carlos, we opening up,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: pretty much opening up for Carlos.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, we're?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: Open up for me.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: Treat me better.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: Y'all, it's Official Tambam on Instagram. Y'all follow me. I
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: love y'all. Once again, thank you for tuning in. Remember
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: to speak now.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: And never hold your motherfucking peace.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: Deuces.