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DONKEY: Woman Complains After Booking Staten Island Motel With Fake View Of NYC Skyline · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Donkey up to day.
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  Speaker 2: today no more.
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  Speaker 1: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not making new people do these.
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  Speaker 3: Days called donkey of the day, and it really caught
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  Speaker 3: me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey out
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  Speaker 3: of the day to day?
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  Speaker 1: Well, jess hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Donkey today for Friday, February fifteenth is the double Donkey.
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  Speaker 2: It goes to a young woman from the Great State
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  Speaker 2: of Texas. Salute to Ambershelvy, drop on the clues BOMX
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  Speaker 2: for Ambershelby, rep Red okay, and it goes to the
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  Speaker 2: Fairfield n in Staten Island. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: This is why having people on the ground wherever you
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  Speaker 2: go is vital. I don't care if you in the country,
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  Speaker 2: are you out the country? Those reviews and pictures you
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  Speaker 2: see online don't always be the truth, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: For example, I.
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  Speaker 2: Tell people all the time when they come to New
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  Speaker 2: York and they ask me what they should do, always say,
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  Speaker 2: go to the pink house in Brownsville. They hear the
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  Speaker 2: word pink, that's not nice. They hear the word pink
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  Speaker 2: and say that sounds the lightful.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody always tells them, you know, don't listen to me
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  Speaker 2: like Envy just did when I say that, But I
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  Speaker 2: still say it anyway. Okay, I've been in Miami and
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  Speaker 2: had foreigners asked me where to eat. Now before I
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  Speaker 2: say finger licking and slewed through my good brother, eat class,
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  Speaker 2: I say, go to Liberty Square, try the porking beans,
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  Speaker 2: all right. People usually tell me they don't eat pork,
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  Speaker 2: need to do eyes, so I then tell them go
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  Speaker 2: to finger licking. My point is, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about for real, Okay, I just be playing
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  Speaker 2: in Fairfield and in Staten Island.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all playing what? Okay? See?
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  Speaker 2: Amber, her husband, and her two young kids, booked the
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  Speaker 2: hotel room that had a gorgeous view of the city's
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  Speaker 2: iconic skyline.
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  Speaker 1: Well at least it did on the website. All right.
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  Speaker 2: This is the epitome of if what you paid for
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  Speaker 2: versus what you got was a three star hotel room
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty dollars Amber paid.
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  Speaker 1: And I can see how this.
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  Speaker 2: Happened to you, Amber, because I looked at the pictures
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  Speaker 2: on the website and we're gonna put them up when
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  Speaker 2: this goes up on YouTube. I can see how you
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  Speaker 2: got gotten all right, but not really the skyline.
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  Speaker 1: They thought they had the New York City skyline.
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  Speaker 2: It was actually a picture of the New York Skyline
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  Speaker 2: printed on the window shades.
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  Speaker 1: So when they took the.
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  Speaker 2: Pictures of the pictures of the hotel room, they closed
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  Speaker 2: the shade so it looks like the New York City skyline.
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  Speaker 1: When she actually opened the.
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  Speaker 2: Shades, their view was a hotel parking lot with a
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  Speaker 2: glimpse of a park across the road with a couple
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  Speaker 2: of kids in Wu Tang Clan t shirts.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: If you can see the skyline in New York City
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  Speaker 2: from Staten Island in any hotel in Staten Island, can
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  Speaker 2: you see the skyline in New York City from Staten Island.
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  Speaker 4: You should be able if it's a high enough hotel,
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  Speaker 4: I think so, yeah, absolutely you can.
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  Speaker 1: You can't, or somebody from Staton Island let me know.
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  Speaker 1: I know you can get on the ferry. You can No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't. You definitely can't. Yeah, yeah, okay, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know you can get on the ferry and the ferry
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  Speaker 2: takes you from Lower Manhattan Staten Island and that provides
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  Speaker 2: you some good views of downtown skyline. But even with
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  Speaker 2: me not knowing that, it wouldn't stop me from going
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  Speaker 2: online and saying, sure you can and fantastic views of
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  Speaker 2: the New York City Skyline from Staten Island.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I do that?
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  Speaker 2: Because I enjoy lying for fun, okay, and so does
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  Speaker 2: everyone else. That's why the Fairfield End got the New
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  Speaker 2: York City Skyline on shades in that hotel, because they
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  Speaker 2: not technically lying. They never said, hey, we got fantastic
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  Speaker 2: views of the New York City Skyline.
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  Speaker 1: You just assume that because of the pictures. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Amba said she had no complaints about the hotel. Her
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  Speaker 2: only complaint was that it was too far from New
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  Speaker 2: York City. Amble, my country cousin, I could have told
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  Speaker 2: you that. Check the reviews, man, but check the ratings.
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  Speaker 2: Go on Twitter and use it like Google the way
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  Speaker 2: meet Mill does. Sometimes just ask the question, Hey, all
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  Speaker 2: my New Yorkers, it's Staton Island far from New York City.
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  Speaker 2: Hey can you get a nice hotel in New York
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  Speaker 2: City for one hundred dollars? You would have gotten a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of heroinatics responding to you saying hell yeah, and Nat.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been your answer.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Listen, I know we don't frequent yelp like we should,
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  Speaker 2: but yelp is the Internet equivalent of let me speak
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  Speaker 2: to your manager. Okay, every caaring in America got platinum
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  Speaker 2: reviews on Yelp. They gonna tell you where you should
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  Speaker 2: be and shouldn't be. And my sister, am, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: damn well, when something sounds too good to be true,
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  Speaker 2: it is all right. This is something we learned back
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  Speaker 2: in the days of slavery. Okay, well we should have
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  Speaker 2: learned back in the days of slavery, but we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: When you know better, you do better. We know better now.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know better back then, and that's how we
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  Speaker 2: ended up on those slave ships. They promised us a
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  Speaker 2: cruiser around the world. Okay, new whips, cars, new change, jewelry,
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  Speaker 2: and they told us it was gonna cost us nothing
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  Speaker 2: but a little bit of work. How did that turn out? Now,
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  Speaker 2: let me be the first to tell you the old adage,
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  Speaker 2: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably
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  Speaker 2: is isn't always correct. In fact, the suspicion, cynicism, and
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  Speaker 2: doubt that are inherent in this belief can and does
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  Speaker 2: keep people from taking advantage of excellent opportunities.
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  Speaker 1: But this wasn't one of those times. Amber, you should
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  Speaker 1: be a shamed.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Fairfield takes some pictures with the shades up, and
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  Speaker 2: please give Ambers, Shelby and the Fairfield in in Staten
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  Speaker 2: Island the sweet times of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, you are gee of the day, do gee
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  Speaker 5: all the day.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, and don't hit me up either asking me, uh
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  Speaker 2: if I said what I said about slavery was true,
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  Speaker 2: because I just told you all like to lie for fun.
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  Speaker 3: But I actually like what you said the whips and
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  Speaker 3: the chains and how it was like the whips the
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  Speaker 3: cars to change the jewelry.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, you're smart when you want to, babe, but there
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  Speaker 1: was no cars back then.
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  Speaker 3: Just yo, relaxed. I'm making the correlation like I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to give you a coming. You know, it was dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Everything you said was, and even the donkey, because I
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  Speaker 3: don't even think the lady deserved the damn donkey for
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  Speaker 3: seeing what was presented to her online.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's that's what it was. She did a
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  Speaker 1: little more research. How old is she? Young? She got
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  Speaker 1: young kids?
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  Speaker 3: She's not young young man, because you said, my sweet
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  Speaker 3: country sister, I thought, and that's what.
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  Speaker 1: She said, country.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right, she right, don't know, you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I could see.
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  Speaker 5: She deserved donkey for that.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit, because you can't go all the way
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  Speaker 2: from Texas to New York without doing more due diligence
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  Speaker 2: and more research than just looking at pictures online.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, one hundred dollars hotel? How many stars would you staying? A? Three?
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  Speaker 1: Three is on the cuss like three?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you read the reviews, okay, three stan Island,
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, but I know somebody out of.
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  Speaker 1: Town you might not know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know Staten Island.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know like anything bad about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure Staten Island has well three stars of state.
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  Speaker 1: Now three star fair Field and.
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  Speaker 5: A fan fail.
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  Speaker 2: You said, Ah, if a promoter booked you and they
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  Speaker 2: told you you was staying at the Fairfield, just stop it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Fairfield in Houston, A fair Field in Baltimore, ain't
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  Speaker 3: even yea.
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  Speaker 4: Let me ask you a question right when we were
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  Speaker 4: on to come up, Yes, I got some times in
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  Speaker 4: Field we stayed at Fairfield.
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  Speaker 1: Come red roof fins.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you stated you never Yeah, I've seen
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  Speaker 3: it driving past stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Like that by myself, though not with my husband in
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  Speaker 1: two chairs.
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  Speaker 4: When you were young twenty one twenty two, and not
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  Speaker 4: with my.
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  Speaker 1: Husband and two chairs.
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  Speaker 4: Alright, I don't know what you're doing with your husband children.
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