Latest / My Third Place Pod / Episode 208 - Chat GPT Story Mode
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- 0:01And welcome back everybody. Time to level up taking a break
- 0:05from Marvel rivals. Just to tell you that it's time
- 0:11for another my third place podcast, another episode.
- 0:16It's we're back. We're here again.
- 0:19As stated on in the show notes on last week's episode, there's
- 0:24a Part 3 to the ChatGPT fun that I've been having lately.
- 0:31And believe me, I've been having so much fun with that thing with
- 0:34the AI, even in my chat, in my chat room, in my live stream, I
- 0:41am having the most fun with it. So this time I didn't ask it any
- 0:49questions. I did ask it to make up a story.
- 0:56But here's a twist. I I let the chat finish the
- 1:02story and I'll tell you in a few who this was in the chat.
- 1:09Here are the suspects that were in the chat to help me finish
- 1:15the story. We were having so much fun that
- 1:18you know, I, we finished the entire story and I decided, you
- 1:22know what, let me copy this whole thing and put it on here
- 1:28and like read it to you guys because it is so awesome.
- 1:32So here the supporters that were helping with the story, there
- 1:37was Menace Liana, silly little redhead, Danny Tiger Wolf and
- 1:44running with wolves. They all were like they, they
- 1:50played a huge part in all of this.
- 1:54Like even if some of them like if I asked a question like, do
- 2:00you want to do this or do you want to do that?
- 2:03And they both went separate ways.
- 2:05Like I even chose both ways. Anyways, I was like, all right,
- 2:08let's try this and let's try this, you know, So ChatGPT once
- 2:16again here is Part 3 and hope you guys enjoy.
- 2:21So I started off asking it because I was just like already
- 2:25playing with it the entire time. I asked it so many questions
- 2:29like hey, can you do a game for me?
- 2:31Can you do this? And by now it knows me because
- 2:35it knows that I like wrestling and those I like comic books.
- 2:38It knows I like movies, TV shows, video games, music.
- 2:43It knows I like I'm watching the bear 'cause I told it, hey, I'm
- 2:46watching the bear and just like even that oldest thing right
- 2:54there, like last week's episode where it talks about the bear
- 2:57and all the shit. It was so much fun to do.
- 3:02So here is Part 3. Hope you guys enjoy.
- 3:07Hope you guys, this is so, this is so awesome.
- 3:11This is so creative and I I'm going to shout them out.
- 3:15Once again. It was menace Leanna, Tiger wolf
- 3:20running with wolves, still a little redhead.
- 3:23And oh, my God, it's Danny. Usually hear them at the very
- 3:28end of the podcast. I list a bunch of names.
- 3:30And these are the names. They're the supporters.
- 3:33They're the podcast supporters. So they were in my chat room
- 3:36supporting and yeah, of course they were very, they were in
- 3:41there. We were talking, we're talking a
- 3:43whole bunch of mess and you know, we did this and it is so
- 3:48freaking awesome. So here it is in its entirety.
- 3:51Hope you guys have fun. Hope you guys enjoyed this
- 3:54because I we all I really had fun making this and enjoying
- 4:00what we did. So I asked it, Hey, chat starter
- 4:04creative story mode, so I can read it to chat and they can add
- 4:08to it. So here's what ChatGPT said, and
- 4:16over the course, I'm going to try.
- 4:19I'm going to try, OK, I'm not going to say it's good.
- 4:22I'm not going to say, you know, it's whatever, but I'm going to
- 4:25try to make voices because it is so awesome.
- 4:33Anyways, here's the start of it. You wake up in the dimly room
- 4:41with no memory of how you got there.
- 4:44The only clues are half eaten Taco on the floor, a glitter
- 4:49covered wrestling mask and a neon pink Cape draped over a
- 4:53chair. Suddenly, a mysterious voice
- 4:58crackles through an old school walkie-talkie on the table and
- 5:01says you have 30 minutes to find a golden rubber duck or face the
- 5:09consequences. So already it knows about my
- 5:17wrestling mask that I love wrestling.
- 5:23It knows that I love wrestling. It knows that I love tacos.
- 5:26It knows that everything about me.
- 5:29So like, let's put all these kind of things in there.
- 5:33And that's where it starts. That's the only thing that the
- 5:37creative mode, creative story mode gave me.
- 5:39That's it. The next part I had to like,
- 5:43hey, what do you guys want to do?
- 5:45So I asked to chat and they came up with this part.
- 5:51They said suddenly the room begins to rotate and levitate
- 5:56into the sky. And I'm like, all right, let's
- 6:00let's use it. Let's see what happens.
- 6:03The ones the only lit room is now spinning like a
- 6:08malfunctioning carnival ride, rising higher and higher.
- 6:12The young pink Cape flutters dramatically in the wind and the
- 6:18half eaten tacos Max against the wall before floating mid air
- 6:22like it's auditioning for an Inception.
- 6:26I don't even watch Inception. I I've seen it once, but I've
- 6:30never. Yeah, you know, it's not my cup
- 6:34of tea. Through the dusty window, you
- 6:37see the ground shrinking beneath you.
- 6:40The landscape below is not Earth.
- 6:45Instead, it's a bizarre patchwork of floating islands,
- 6:48one shaped like a rubber duck, another like a giant pizza
- 6:55slice, and a third that seems to be a colossal luchador mask with
- 7:01glowing eyes. So you're up in the air and like
- 7:10below you, you see 3 floating islands, one shaped like a duck,
- 7:15the other one's just like a piece of slice, and a third that
- 7:19seems to be the colossal luchador mask with glowing eyes.
- 7:22That's like little tiny thing. Suddenly, the voice on the
- 7:28walkie-talkie returns, but this time it sounds terrified.
- 7:34Wait, this wasn't supposed to happen.
- 7:36You weren't meant to activate the levitation protocol.
- 7:40The duck, it's the boys, cuts off in a burst of static.
- 7:46Just then, the wrestling mask on the chair springs to life, it's
- 7:51eye holes glowing a sinister red.
- 7:53It levitates towards you and demands in a raspy, tractical
- 7:56voice. Do you seek the duck or the
- 8:01truth? So I asked the chat, Hey, what
- 8:05do you guys want to do? Do you want to seek the duck or
- 8:07do you want to seek the truth? They all answered the duck.
- 8:12I seek the duck. Your voice echoes through the
- 8:16levitating room and the glowing red eyes of the wrestling mask
- 8:19narrow. It floats closer, it's raspy
- 8:22voice dripping with suspicion. Foolish mortal, the duck seeks
- 8:28you. Before you can even process that
- 8:33cryptic warning, the room jolts violently again.
- 8:37The room. It's not only was it spinning
- 8:40and levitating in the air, now it jolts violently.
- 8:43The walls bend and twist as if made of rubber, and suddenly,
- 8:47BOOM. The entire room explodes into a
- 8:51swirling vortex of glitter and Taco crumbs, leaving you free
- 8:55falling through the sky. As you plummet, you spot the
- 9:01golden rubber duck far below, glimmering on the island of
- 9:06infinite nonsense, the one shaped like a piece of slice.
- 9:11But there's a problem. Guarding the duck is a crew of
- 9:17pirate flamingos armed with baguettes and wearing tidal
- 9:22monocles. One of them spots you falling
- 9:25and squawks intruder. Prepare the Jelly Bean cannons.
- 9:32The flamingos take aim. Rainbow colored Jelly beans
- 9:35start pelting through the air like candy fueled artillery.
- 9:38You only have seconds to decide your next move.
- 9:48Don't ask about the flamingos. It's weird.
- 9:54I don't know how we got to flamingos, but it's hilarious.
- 9:58It just, it just goes. I have no control of us anymore.
- 10:03I asked the chat, what do you guys want to do?
- 10:06They decide on this. You decide to steal the duck
- 10:10with cleverness and your newfound power to fly.
- 10:15As the Jelly beans whiz past you, you suddenly feel tingling
- 10:18sensation in your fingertips. The enchanted candy has somehow
- 10:22granted you the ability to soar to the sky, because apparently
- 10:27in this reality, Jelly beans are packed with mystical
- 10:30aerodynamics. You clench your fist
- 10:34dramatically and rock it upwards, narrowly dodging a
- 10:39Flamingo baguette swipe. The pirate flamingos cock in
- 10:43disbelief as you execute a flawless barrel roll, leaving a
- 10:48glitter contrail behind you. It is so ridiculous.
- 10:53Inconceivable. Squawks to Flamingo captains, or
- 10:57squawks a lot adjusting his monocle.
- 11:01Flying is strictly for Pelicans you fool.
- 11:06So nobody can fly just Pelicans in this world.
- 11:12Whatever, we're here. But you don't have time for
- 11:17Flamingo politics. With a mischievous grin, you die
- 11:21bomb toward the golden rubber duck, zigzagging through Jelly
- 11:26Bean crossfire like a majestic Taco field Falcon.
- 11:31As you're about to grab the duck, one final obstacle
- 11:35appears. A giant, suspiciously muscular
- 11:40Flamingo burst from the Pizza Island wearing a championship
- 11:45belt that reads the undisputed duck defender.
- 11:50The chat room collectively gasp. The muscular Flamingo flexes his
- 11:55feathery biceps and squats menacingly.
- 11:58Nobody steals the tuck from me. Get it?
- 12:04Nobody. As you face the muscular
- 12:07Flamingo in a cage match with Jelly beans as weapons, the
- 12:11golden rubber duck suddenly speaks and says, Fool, I am not
- 12:17a duck, and now there's an arena for because I don't know how we
- 12:25got into an arena. The entire arena falls silent,
- 12:29even the Flamingo. Midflex lowers its better fist
- 12:34in confusion. We're all confused.
- 12:37You stared a duck in disbelief. 1/2 melted Jelly Bean clenched
- 12:41in your hand. With a flash of blinding light,
- 12:44the golden rubber duck begins to morph.
- 12:47It's rubbery texture melts away, revealing a miniature time
- 12:52travelling truck. Taco truck with jet engines.
- 12:55A miniature time travelling Taco truck with jet engines.
- 13:01Also, I like to add that I did something I I kind of got all
- 13:08the description from the Flamingo, the muscular Flamingo,
- 13:11the one with the belt, then the speed of duck defender and I put
- 13:15it on AI to image and it gave me this fucking awesome as image of
- 13:22a Flamingo feather Flamingo with you'll see later, but it's
- 13:29freaking hilarious. You won't see the Fleming.
- 13:33You'll hear about it later, but you won't see the Flamingo yet.
- 13:39Actually, let me look for it real quick.
- 13:45OK, so let me get that real quick share.
- 13:52So there he is, Flamingo with. And the reason it has slaves on
- 14:01its arms. You'll find out later on in the
- 14:03story, but there it is in its entirety.
- 14:07The Flamingo champion would. Yeah.
- 14:14Take as much as that as you will.
- 14:17I hope you're enjoying this. Whoever's watching this, stop
- 14:22sharing. OK, let's go back.
- 14:27So he says, fools, I am not a duck.
- 14:35So a miniature time traveling Taco truck with jet engines.
- 14:40The truck's tiny door swings open and out steps a mysterious
- 14:44figure, a sentient Taco wearing a lucha lever mask, holding a
- 14:48championship belt that reads the Taco of time.
- 14:56And yes, I do have a picture of that one as well.
- 15:04Let me show it to you real quick.
- 15:14And there he is, the Taco of time.
- 15:23The Taco raised a single spicy eyebrow and declares the
- 15:26Flamingo is merely a pawn. The real threat is coming.
- 15:37Let me stop sharing that. Was that really I?
- 15:40I asked it like a bunch of questions, like what would this
- 15:43look like? And it gave me that A Taco with
- 15:47a luchador mask and a championship out of his own and
- 15:50the Taco of time. So hilarious.
- 15:54I love it. All right, let's continue with
- 15:58the story. The real threat is coming.
- 16:05Just then the cage match begins to glitch and distort.
- 16:08There was a cage match throughout the entire saying I
- 16:11All right. The Jelly beans transform into
- 16:14tiny cackling gobbins that start hurling miniature folding chairs
- 16:18at you and the Flamingo. The timeline is fracturing.
- 16:23The tackle screams the muscular Flamingo, now holding 2 goblins
- 16:27by the angles like nunchuck squawks.
- 16:30I was never the villain, I was your tech team partner all
- 16:33along. You and the Flamingo exchange a
- 16:37slow, dramatic nod of mutual respect.
- 16:39The crowd goes absolutely bananas.
- 16:42Tag me in, brother. The Flamingo squawks, throwing
- 16:45you into the air with a perfectly executed luchador
- 16:47toss. You soar toward the time
- 16:50traveling Taco truck, fish full of Jelly beans, ready for the
- 16:53next twist and the increasingly absurd saga.
- 16:57Here comes the next twist. I even have to get involved in
- 17:01this because now I'm getting into it.
- 17:03I, I was, it was so fun to get into it.
- 17:09Even the I was like, hey, you know what?
- 17:11If the Chad's having fun, let me have fun with them too.
- 17:13The time traveling Taco truck rockets through a swirling
- 17:16vortex of reality, spitting you and the muscular Flamingo out
- 17:19into this doping year, 2026. I don't know why I chose 2026
- 17:25next year. Perhaps because of what how this
- 17:29world is going on right now. It's so crazy.
- 17:33The world is an absolute chaos. Snacks have taken over thanks to
- 17:40the TikTok Snack Wars of 2026. Entire cities have been
- 17:44transformed into portraits of food factions.
- 17:46Cookie overlords rule over the sugary suburbs, while popcorn
- 17:50militias patrol disguise on Nacho chip gliders.
- 17:55There's a reason for the TikTok Snack Wars of 2026.
- 18:00There's a snack war from on TikTok from 2 friends.
- 18:08He used to, one of them used to be like they, it's a hashtag to
- 18:17snack wars, all that stuff. And it's so funny because one of
- 18:23them was Oreos and the other one was Reese's Pieces.
- 18:29And then I got into it as well. I like, you know, player 3 has
- 18:33joined the conversation or some shit.
- 18:36So I became peanut M&M's but diabetic, so I can't eat any of
- 18:42that. So I have to be like, OK, you
- 18:44know what? Maybe not, maybe, maybe not a
- 18:46good idea. So yeah.
- 18:50And over the years, it's like become its own thing.
- 18:54It comes and goes. It's, you know, maybe next year
- 18:57it'll come again, but or this year later in the year.
- 19:01But you know, it it it was a fun thing at the time.
- 19:07Yeah. So TikTok snack worth 23 six
- 19:11happens again. And instead of it just becomes
- 19:16his own thing. Cookie overlords.
- 19:18I'm sure the person that did Oreo would love to know that
- 19:23Oreo became overlord. Oreo cookie overlords rule over
- 19:29the sugary suburb while popcorn militias patrol the skies on
- 19:32Nacho chip gliders. The Taco truck screeches into a
- 19:35halt in the middle of a battlefield of rival snack
- 19:38armies and over to Chaos Pink Pony Club.
- 19:43A Chappelle Rhone starts blasting through the
- 19:45interdimensional loud speakers. If nobody just out of the blue,
- 19:53you know, like the song is playing and I'm just like, here,
- 19:57let's play a song. And in the middle of everything,
- 20:01let's just play a song. In the loudspeaker of the skies.
- 20:05The oddly upbeat song clashes perfectly with the absurdity
- 20:08around you. Slamming cheetah warlords and
- 20:11sentient gummy bear gladiators fight for dominance.
- 20:17It's time the muscular Flamingo follows.
- 20:21In the blinding burst of neon feathers, the Flamingo merges
- 20:24with its own luchador spirit, growing the three times its size
- 20:28and sprouting rocket powered wings.
- 20:31It lets out a war cry. Flamingo on the flamingos
- 20:39massive feather fist ignite with pink and gold flames and the
- 20:42delicious spinning midair pile driver on a battle tank made of
- 20:46chocolate bars, reducing it to a molten puddle of nougat and
- 20:50shame. And This is why the flamingos in
- 20:53the picture was had gold flame arms.
- 20:57Because this part right here. I told you I did like a
- 21:02description of it and this is what it came out to.
- 21:05It's so fun. A portal to a pretzel dimension
- 21:10tears open. Suddenly you're being pelted
- 21:12with salty sentience. Pretzels wielding tiny tridents
- 21:16made of candy canes from another dimension.
- 21:20Croissant Knights riding churro Dragons charged toward the
- 21:23battlefield, bellowing in French pastry accents.
- 21:27To your left, Jelly filled doughnut ninjas face in and out
- 21:31of existence, tossing and exploding.
- 21:34Sprinkle shrinkens at anyone foolish enough to get in their
- 21:37way. What the tacos offer.
- 21:43The sentient Lucha Taco emerges from the Taco truck, holding a
- 21:46glowing relic shaped like a Dorito of destiny, pulsing where
- 21:53forbidden power. This relic will grant you the
- 21:57power to command the snack. The Taco says solemnly,
- 22:00adjusting its tiny lucha mask. But there is a catch.
- 22:05Every time you use it, you must perform an interpreted dance to
- 22:10Pink Pony Club in its entirety. The Taco crosses its spicy arms.
- 22:19Do you accept this glorious but humiliating burden?
- 22:25You glance at the distant horizon and see Pizza Island,
- 22:28now ruled by the Jelly Bean Princess, a glittering monarch
- 22:33with a crown made of rock candy shards and a Cape of marshmallow
- 22:36fluff. She reigns over Doughnut Topia
- 22:39and Pineapple land, where pineapple shaped warships float
- 22:42over the mozzarella seas. Her royal decree can be heard
- 22:46echoing across the battlefield. Kneel.
- 22:50Kneel before the sweet and the savoury, or be topped like a
- 22:55pizza. You face a difficult decision.
- 23:01Do you form an alliance with the Jelly Bean Princess, risking a
- 23:04sugary betrayal but gaining her snack army's power?
- 23:09Or do you challenge her to a one-on-one duel, knowing that if
- 23:13you lose, you'll be exiled to pineapple land where only fruit
- 23:18based pizza is allowed? You accept the taco's magic
- 23:27relic despite the embarrassing dance curse.
- 23:31You don't care about the curse. You don't care about the
- 23:33dancing. You just need it.
- 23:35You grit your teeth and take the glowing Dorito of destiny from
- 23:39the sentient taco's spicy hands. The Taco floundly warns.
- 23:45Once you accept this, there is no going back.
- 23:50The dance becomes your destiny as you clutch the relic, Pink
- 23:57Pony Club immediately blast from the sky itself.
- 24:01Where the Hell's that kazong coming from?
- 24:05Your body moves involuntarily, arms slailing, hips shaking with
- 24:11unbridled interpreted passion. The muscular Flamingo mid flight
- 24:17awkwardly shimmies mid pile driver as a dance curse
- 24:22overtakes you both. Why is it overtaking you both?
- 24:26Even the battled hardened snack wars pausing confusion,
- 24:31questioning whether they are witnessing a war or a
- 24:35spontaneous flash mob. But then, then the timeline
- 24:42glitches again. Kaboom.
- 24:45A colossal pasta tornado swirls into existence, ripping through
- 24:49the Snack army ranks. Emerging from the vortex is
- 24:54Captain Spaghetti, the fearsome warlord from the Pasta universe.
- 24:59Riding a massive fire breathing meatball dragon.
- 25:07The Pasta has not least more wearing a flowing red Cape made
- 25:11of lasagna sheets, yells in the booming boys.
- 25:14Pasta is al dente, but vengeance is overcooked.
- 25:24Behind him, an entire pasta army marches through the broken
- 25:28timeline, armed with spaghetti lassos that tangle enemies into
- 25:32slippery knots, fettuccine whips that crack like lightning,
- 25:36exploding ravioli grenades filled with marinara fury.
- 25:42You barely have time to process the pasta apocalypse when you
- 25:46suddenly hear a crackling sound from a nearby walkie-talkie.
- 25:52Through the static, you hear the faithful words on your left.
- 26:03What on your left? Your eyes widen.
- 26:10You slowly turn and there they are, rain forcements pouring in
- 26:14from all dimensions, comic book heroes, cartoon characters, and
- 26:18even obscure breakfast mascots. From come charging to the
- 26:22timeline refs ready to join the fight.
- 26:25Tony the Tiger rides on a flaming Cocoa puff comet
- 26:28roaring. These snacks are greatly are
- 26:32numbered. Mighty Mouse soars to the sky,
- 26:38hurling and chanted cheesed shurikens.
- 26:42Colonel Sanders leaves recovery of scent and fried chicken
- 26:45drumsticks bellowing crispy justice for awe.
- 26:51With the Flamingo at your side, you lock eyes and silent nod.
- 26:55It's time for the most over the top finishing move ever
- 26:59conceived. The muscular Flamingo lifts you
- 27:03into the air, flapping with rocket powered wings while you
- 27:08clutch the Dorito relic. You both soar high above the
- 27:13battlefield doing a series of gravity defying mid air flips,
- 27:17gaining impossible velocity. Flamingo on infinite moonsault.
- 27:24You scream with the force of 1000 snack fuel Suns.
- 27:31You and the Flamingo crashed down on the entire snack army,
- 27:35creating a shockwave. A salsa infused Chaos, Jelly
- 27:43Beans, Popcorn Militias, and Cookie Overlords are launched
- 27:47into the sky, scattering into the timeline void.
- 27:54Even Captain Spaghetti's Meatball Dragon is momentarily
- 27:57stunned, doing a dramatic mid air twirl before retreating into
- 28:01a linguine wormhole. But the Jelly Bean present is
- 28:06not done yet. As the Snack Army's line ruins,
- 28:10the Jelly Bean present stands alone, smirking ominously.
- 28:15She removes her rocky rock candy crown and crushes it in her
- 28:19hand, revealing her ultimate weapon.
- 28:22Rise my minions, she shrieks. From the depth of pineapple
- 28:26land, she summons an unstoppable horde of gummy bears and green
- 28:31peas, marching in perfect chaotic unison.
- 28:38The gummy bears charge with crazed candy coated eyes
- 28:41wielding lollipop mises. The green peas, surprisingly
- 28:45agile, flipped through the air like ninja assassins slamming
- 28:49peace to face on anyone. Their path.
- 28:53Donut Night attempting to reburn, are quickly overwhelmed
- 28:57by the pinedo of fury. Pinedo of fury.
- 29:05Just when you think all hope is lost, Pizza Island itself begins
- 29:10to tremble. The cheese filled crust cracks
- 29:13open, revealing the ultimate secret weapon hidden beneath the
- 29:18island, a sea of melting lava cheese.
- 29:23The molten mozzarella erupts upward, consuming entire armies
- 29:27of gummy berries and green peas in the tidal wave of delicious
- 29:31destruction. The lava cheese tidal wave
- 29:34crashes into pineapple land, melting the pineapple warships
- 29:38into caramelized chunks. The Jelly Bean Princess,
- 29:42realizing her defeat, falls to her knees, her once proud Cape
- 29:46of marshmallow fluff now sticky and melted.
- 29:52Curse you, curse you, curse you all, she whispers through
- 30:00gratitude. Curse you in your interpretive
- 30:04dance field. Taco magic.
- 30:16You stand among the ruins of the Snack battlefield.
- 30:20The once chaotic Snack apocalypse now lies in
- 30:23smouldering crumbs and molten cheese.
- 30:25You turn to Captain Spaghetti, who is sheeting his fettuccine
- 30:30whip with a solemn nod. You have my eternal gratitude,
- 30:35Snack Warrior, He says, his voice choked with emotion.
- 30:41If ever you require the aid of the Pasta universe, simply
- 30:46whisper the sacred words as the interventions.
- 30:52You grip his pasta consulate in the hand firmly.
- 30:56Maybe next time. You reply with a smirk when you
- 31:00need help. Captain Spaghetti rise off in
- 31:04the distance on this fire breathing meatball dragon,
- 31:06disappearing into a swirling pasta vortex.
- 31:11As he watched the pasta legion fade into the horizon, the
- 31:14muscular Flamingo stepped forward.
- 31:16You. His rocket powered wings slowly
- 31:19power down and he removed his luchador mask, revealing he says
- 31:26it's time you knew the truth. With a dramatic gust of wind and
- 31:30a slow motion turn, he looks you in the eyes and reels.
- 31:34I am your long lost father. You stagger backwards, eyes
- 31:41wide. No, you cry out in classic Star
- 31:46Wars fashion, dropping to your knees as the camera dramatically
- 31:50zooms out. And suddenly there's a fucking
- 31:53camera in here. It's like what?
- 31:59The Flamingo, misty eyed but proud, places a massive
- 32:02featherly hand on your shoulder. I may have been lost to this
- 32:06neck dimension all these years, but was never truly gone.
- 32:12You embrace your Flamingo father, and for the first time
- 32:15in your life, you feel whole. And just as you're about to
- 32:23leave, the sentient Taco waddles over with one last relic.
- 32:27This time it's a glowing spoon, pulsing with cosmic energy.
- 32:33Take this, my warrior, the Taco says dramatically.
- 32:36It grants you the power to eat everything.
- 32:42You take the spoon and it feel as insatiable hunger coursing
- 32:47through your veins. But then the Taco leans in close
- 32:50and whispers. But beware, every time you eat
- 32:55something, you will uncontrollably spell random
- 32:58facts about capybaras in Spanish.
- 33:04It's a terrible price, but necessary, he says.
- 33:13You nod solemnly. The power of infinite
- 33:16consumption and spontaneous capybara trivia.
- 33:19A gift and a curse. Just when you think the Vadnais
- 33:25is over, Pizza Island begins to tremble.
- 33:28The lava cheese sea cool, forming a thick layer of crispy
- 33:32crust, and the entire island begins to levitate.
- 33:38With a flash of light, the entire island transforms into
- 33:41the Magic School bus. That's the first thing that came
- 33:46in my head. I don't know.
- 33:48Miss Frizzle herself, rocking a pepperoni pattern, dressed in
- 33:51the aviator clung glasses, leans out the window and winks at you.
- 33:56Seatbelts, everyone. She yells before speeding into
- 33:59the sky with the newly transformed pizza bus, leaving a
- 34:03trail of melted cheese and glitter in his wake.
- 34:10Just as the pizza bus turned time vehicle disappears.
- 34:13The final timeline ripped opens. From it emerges a mysterious
- 34:17figure, his Cape billowing dramatically in the wind.
- 34:23Chip to fury, half human, half potato Chip strolls through the
- 34:26portal. He removes his aviator glasses
- 34:29and says in a gravely Nick Furyesque voice.
- 34:33You've proven yourself into snack wars.
- 34:36But the battle is far from over. What do you want?
- 34:43I'm here to talk to you about the Snack Vendors initiative.
- 34:49Behind them you see silhouettes of powerful snack based beings.
- 34:53The mighty Pretzel Thor wielding the salted hammer of savory
- 34:56judgment. Doctor Glaze.
- 34:58Strange bending reality with Jelly filled portals.
- 35:02El Guacito, the rogue Taco wizard with false salsa fueled
- 35:07sorcery. The Charcoal Panther, a stealthy
- 35:10word covered in impenetrable candy coating.
- 35:14Captain Popcornica, the fearless leader who always leaves his
- 35:19enemies buttered and broken. You in Chip the Fury ask,
- 35:26holding out a golden snack badge.
- 35:30You take a deep breath. Your Flamingo father gnaws with
- 35:33pride. The Santian Taco wipes a tear
- 35:36from his spicy eye. You glance at the Magic Spoon
- 35:39relic and feel the hunger coursing through you, coursing
- 35:43through your veins. He clutch the badge tightly and
- 35:48say I'm in. Is this the end or just the
- 35:57beginning of your Snack Venger saga?
- 36:01Join us next time. That's it.
- 36:04No seriously, that's it and the end.
- 36:11Hope you guys enjoyed this. It was so fun to make.
- 36:15I really really thought it was the funniest thing ever.
- 36:19I don't care if this episode was short, I enjoyed it.
- 36:22Fucking making it. I enjoyed like adding in all the
- 36:28stuff. I enjoyed having the chat and
- 36:30having them finish the story because it is so awesome.
- 36:35They once again the people that were involved doing the story
- 36:43and I'll read it. I'm off to you again Menace
- 36:47Liana say a little redhead. Oh my God, Danny Tiger wolf and
- 36:53running with wolves. These guys were freaking
- 36:56amazing. I told him I was going to do
- 36:59another one and include their names next time.
- 37:03So whoever's in the chat, I'll include their name and let's see
- 37:06what kind of little and make it more detailed and make it more
- 37:11like longer. And then like we'll see how it
- 37:17ends. And then maybe I'll do a whole,
- 37:22a whole series of the Flamingo 'cause I saw the Flamingo, the
- 37:26mass Flamingo. You know what?
- 37:28Let's do a back story of the Flamingo.
- 37:29Let's see what happens with that so ChatGPT is probably listening
- 37:33to me there right now. I don't know how it does that,
- 37:35but it knows everything I'm doing.
- 37:42So I'm going to ask you later to do a back story of the Flamingo
- 37:46and see what it comes up with all right, that's it for me
- 37:50here. I hope you enjoyed that story.
- 37:53It was fun to make. It was fun to read it out loud
- 37:58because I wanted to read it out loud.
- 38:00It was so fun to do it. It's this episode was all kinds
- 38:04of fun. Hopefully I get to do another
- 38:07one pretty soon. And yeah, that's it.
- 38:11Thank you for stopping in. You guys have been awesome.
- 38:13Love you guys. Sweet dreams or or beautiful
- 38:17nightmares. See you guys later.
- 38:18Enjoy.