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Hour 1 – Dolphins Dynamic Duo Doom · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: Reunited here an Hour number one after a blowout loss
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  Speaker 2: to the Baltimore Ravens. How's the stock looking for the Dolphins?
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  Speaker 2: Dynamic duo of Tua Tongue of I looa and Mike
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  Speaker 2: McDaniel as they were booed off the field speaking of
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  Speaker 2: that a group of Dolphin fans were wearing paper bags
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  Speaker 2: and shame, shame, any advice to the long suffering South
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  Speaker 2: Florida football fans, and have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
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  Speaker 2: figured out something as they now are of one to
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  Speaker 2: two in a row. Lamar are looking really good in
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  Speaker 2: the second half. All that and more right now here
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  Speaker 1: So the curtain went up on week number nine. Now
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  Speaker 1: week nine, look at that we have in our number
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  Speaker 1: nine drop.
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  Speaker 2: So week nine in the NFL schedule, you had Lamar Jackson,
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  Speaker 2: who actually was going to play this week as opposed
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  Speaker 2: to last week when he did psych I'm not playing.
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  Speaker 2: The conspiracy theory that Lamar tapped out at the last
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  Speaker 2: minute even though he had been medically cleared to played
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  Speaker 2: and want to play two games in five days. Well,
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  Speaker 2: he did want to play in Miami or the Miami era,
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  Speaker 2: and not actually Miami proper. But Lamar leading the Baltimore
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  Speaker 2: buses the bus brigade into South Florida. So if you
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  Speaker 2: saw this game was on Amazon Prime, so I know
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  Speaker 2: some of our older listeners don't know how to get
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  Speaker 2: on him. It was that thing of a jig on
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  Speaker 2: the Amazon streaming that I don't understand what that is. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: we watched so you would not have to and lamar
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  Speaker 2: Jackson action Jackson. No, he only had two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: four yards passing, which isn't all that sexy. That's not
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  Speaker 2: that great. However, not one, not two, not three, but
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  Speaker 2: four four touchdowns. I'm told that's good and so much
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  Speaker 2: for the speculation that he was gonna come out be rusty.
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  Speaker 2: The first half was not was not great. Game statistically
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  Speaker 2: was being won by the Dolphins, even though the Ravens
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  Speaker 2: had the lead at halftime. The Dolphins won the statue,
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  Speaker 2: but in the second half it was turnout. That's the
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  Speaker 2: parties over for Miami. As the Ravens. What they did
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  Speaker 2: is they gutted the Dolphins. They gutted them and then
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  Speaker 2: they chopped them up in a little bite sized pieces
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  Speaker 2: like sushi twenty eight to six the final on Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: and if you did watch Benny versus the Penny, the
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  Speaker 2: other day the Thursday preview, we did get that one right.
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  Speaker 2: Baltimore three and five. Now they in their second straight game,
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  Speaker 2: and mathematically they are very much in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: it in the AFC North, which is wide open, wide
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  Speaker 2: open right now. Now, as per the norm tight end
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  Speaker 2: Mark Andrews the safety blanket for Lamar Jackson. He got
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  Speaker 2: it done there a couple of touchdown catches. Dereck Henry
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  Speaker 2: did not fumble one hundred nineteen yards on nineteen carries.
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  Speaker 2: Al Michael's very excited when he crossed the rubicon on
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  Speaker 2: one hundred yards on the broadcast. Now that said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because you listen on the regular on the down low here,
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  Speaker 2: you understand that the story from that game is not
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  Speaker 2: the Baltimore Ravens success.
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  Speaker 1: The story here is on the Miami side.
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  Speaker 2: The better story is in the losing the locker room
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  Speaker 2: where the Dolphins drowned and to a tongue of bay
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  Speaker 2: Loa stumbled and bumbled. Miami now two and seven to
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  Speaker 2: and the Dolphins turned the ball over three times. It
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  Speaker 2: was its interception and a couple of fumbles there in Miami.
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  Speaker 2: On third down they went one of twelve. Why are
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  Speaker 2: you're being so mean? Seventeen percent doesn't seem very good
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  Speaker 2: to me. You know, the Ravens had one of the
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  Speaker 2: worst defenses in the NFL early in the year. They
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  Speaker 2: got some guys back, and still that's a pathetic offensive
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  Speaker 2: football by the Miami Dolphins.
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  Speaker 1: Considering the selling point.
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  Speaker 2: Was you had the hot shot, genius coach and you
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  Speaker 2: had the guy that was going to figure things out
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  Speaker 2: too and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question after the blowout loss
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  Speaker 2: to the Ravens how much stock? How much stock are
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  Speaker 2: you buying and how much how's the stock looking? As
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  Speaker 2: is a better way to how's the stock looking?
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  Speaker 1: For the Dolphins?
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  Speaker 2: And we're gonna focus in on the dynamic duo of
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  Speaker 2: the coach and the quarterback. There's all kinds of rumors
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  Speaker 2: flying in the overnight that there's gonna be some major
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  Speaker 2: changes in Miami. The trade deadline is next week and
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  Speaker 2: we'll get into it right now.
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  Speaker 1: My thoughts on.
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  Speaker 2: I've got Tupperware, Ricky Martin, and Sesame Street, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to make a pumpkin which we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: carve up kind of like the Ravens carved up the
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  Speaker 2: Dolphins in the second half. So a the duo, and
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  Speaker 2: oh what a duo it is, my god?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, YoY uh to a tony by law, to
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  Speaker 1: a tiny by law.
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  Speaker 2: And Mike McDaniel the coach. There, these same two geniuses
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  Speaker 2: who we were told when they were put together, here
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  Speaker 2: we're going to revolutionize offensive football with nothing but great offensive.
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  Speaker 1: Motion and really good locker room vibes, really good. And
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  Speaker 1: they went out there in an island game.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, it was an island game, and they got
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  Speaker 2: pants pants by the Ravens in the second half, man
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  Speaker 2: handled in Miami. The headline there, Mike McDaniel, ever the fashionist,
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  Speaker 2: I thought this was the perfect way to dress if
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  Speaker 2: you didn't see the game, or if you're blind like
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  Speaker 2: Stevie meet Paul's.
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  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel look like, and I'm not making this up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not well, you're just gonna say whatever you say
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  Speaker 1: is to be a hub berbal lee. You're just trying
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  Speaker 1: to get ratings.
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  Speaker 2: No, Mike McDaniel looked like he had escaped from the
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  Speaker 2: Dade County lock up. We'll have to check with our
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  Speaker 2: Dade County expert there Billy aka weed Man Hippie to
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  Speaker 2: see if that's the case. But Mike McDaniel, he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: To me, he looked like he had just gotten out
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  Speaker 2: of jail. He had the gray sweatpants, he had the
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  Speaker 2: gray hoodie, and it looked like they were like skinny sweatpants.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen those. I have skinny jeans. They look
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  Speaker 2: like these skinny sweatpants. Anyway, there you right out of
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  Speaker 2: prison issue. That was what he was wearing. Their dolphin logo.
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  Speaker 2: Though he did have the dolphin logo, so prison issue clothing,
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  Speaker 2: which is fitting because this team gives you the feeling
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  Speaker 2: that they're they're serving hard time. Welcome to the Who's Goal.
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  Speaker 2: And McDaniel loves to talk about controlling the controller. It's
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  Speaker 2: one of his fallback cliches, control of the controllabulls, which is,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, effort, attitude, focus, don't pull up Plaxico Burrus
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  Speaker 2: and shoot yourself in the foot. All those appeared to
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  Speaker 2: be lacking as the game went on. And maybe it
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  Speaker 2: was just my TV and they looked great on your TV,
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  Speaker 2: but I saw them looking sloppy.
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  Speaker 1: And as we.
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  Speaker 2: Love to say, my favorite entree came from the late
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  Speaker 2: great Mike Leach, my favorite all time college football coach,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Leach, who said, you're either coaching it or you're
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  Speaker 2: allowing it to happen. And the law firm of Tua
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  Speaker 2: and McDaniel specializing in a combo dish. You've got turnovers
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  Speaker 2: on one side of the plate and you have on
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  Speaker 2: the other side. You've got blown opportunities. Now in terms
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  Speaker 2: of the stock, which is how we phrase this and
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  Speaker 2: how we set this up. You know, how's the stock
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  Speaker 2: looking for the Dolphins dynamic do how much of the
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  Speaker 2: stock would you buy? Well, the stock is a penny stock.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Apple or Amazon, more like toys
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  Speaker 2: r us go invest in tois Rous so the ninety
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  Speaker 2: nine cents stores or Red Lobster. Right, you're investing in
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  Speaker 2: tupperware at this point, and it's leading one direction. We
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  Speaker 2: are headed down the path, the garden path of Chapter
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  Speaker 2: eleven bankruptcy.
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  Speaker 1: This thing's going to be dissolved here, this combination, and
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  Speaker 1: all the.
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  Speaker 2: Warning signs are flashing, and there's alarm bells going on woooooo,
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  Speaker 2: just like you can you can almost hear them. Woooo
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  Speaker 2: that's how they sound. And so if you look at
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  Speaker 2: it in the wide angle lengths. It's if you're of
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  Speaker 2: a certain age, it is fascinating to see the Dolphins
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  Speaker 2: who are on that big board. Not a list, not
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  Speaker 2: a list terry ing, but a big board of teams
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  Speaker 2: from your youth that used to dominate. And now you
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  Speaker 2: tell someone who's young, a younger person, say, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the Dolphins used to be good every year, and then
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  Speaker 2: the Raiders used to be good every.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? You're a boomer? You know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you.
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  Speaker 2: I think I remember living it. Maybe it was just
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  Speaker 2: a dream. But if you look at the wide angle ends.
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  Speaker 2: Since Don Schuler retired, now I realize it's been thirty years,
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  Speaker 2: the Dolphins have had nine coaches, nine of them. Number
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  Speaker 2: ten is already warming up in the bullpen right now
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  Speaker 2: for Mike McDaniel. That includes interim coaches. Since Dan Marino
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  Speaker 2: left and what was that ninety nine? Two thousand something
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  Speaker 2: like that live ninety nine? Since Dan Marino left, the
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  Speaker 2: Dolphins have had how many quarterbacks? Twenty five quarterbacks? A
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  Speaker 2: parade of horribles. I know you should not be mean
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  Speaker 2: to Cleo Lemon. I love the name Cleole Lemon. I
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  Speaker 2: do It's a dessert actually in Fort Lauderdale, Jay Fiedler,
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  Speaker 2: remember Ray Lucas did a tour of duty there. Ryan
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  Speaker 2: Tannehill up more recently had Teddy Bridgewater. And there you go, now,
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  Speaker 2: Tua and Tua taking a page out of our old
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  Speaker 2: boardop Roberto's playbook. There he's driving the struggle bus right
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  Speaker 2: off I ninety five, boom into Biscayne Bay.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 2: So the doomsday clock it's ticking. Tua is sprinting towards
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  Speaker 2: the transfer portal. Well, they don't have a transfer portal in.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: So, and you can see all along the sidelines the
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  Speaker 2: telltale signs of a collapse. Having done this job more
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  Speaker 2: than one time, we've seen it, you know. It's the
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  Speaker 2: usual patterns where guys are slumped over. There's that blank
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  Speaker 2: stare on the sidelines, the occasional helmet slam, the coach
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  Speaker 2: yelling at the players, there's isolation by certain players, all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, players running the wrong roots or routes, sloppy tackling,
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  Speaker 2: check check check check check, no buy in. So it
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  Speaker 2: is oh v E r over the whole house of
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  Speaker 2: cards and their teal cards coming tumbling.
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  Speaker 1: Down, down, down down, down, down down down down, down,
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  Speaker 1: down down down. Now it is time for Miami to
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  Speaker 1: go back to where the kissing booth.
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  Speaker 2: They got to go back to the kissing Why would
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  Speaker 2: they go to the kissing But what are you crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Because I learned this it was I think it was
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  Speaker 2: in a Disney movie. You got to keep smooching frogs
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  Speaker 2: until you find your prints. In this case, find a
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  Speaker 2: coach who knows what he's doing in a quarterback and
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  Speaker 2: knows what he's doing. And the prince, of course, might
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  Speaker 2: be holding a clipboard and a headset. Now it's not
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  Speaker 2: all bad news because I am very confident that Mike McDaniel,
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  Speaker 2: once he gets out of his prison Garb can go
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  Speaker 2: read the New York Times on an NPR morning show
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  Speaker 2: somewhere and bore people that listen to that crap. And
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  Speaker 2: TUA he'll be giving sermons somewhere about trusting the process.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the process is broken. And if you know
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  Speaker 2: how TUA gives a speech. Mike got more on that later.
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  Speaker 2: Now turning the page. So one of the other storylines
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  Speaker 2: here was the reaction of the fan the stadium emptied out.
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  Speaker 2: It looked like a Dodger game in the seventh inning,
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  Speaker 2: they were heading to the parking lot and al Michaels
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  Speaker 2: had a good line on the Amazon broadcast. He says,
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  Speaker 2: normally people leave the stadium early to beat the traffic,
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  Speaker 2: but if you leave the stadium early in in Florida,
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  Speaker 2: there in the South Florida area, you're actually gonna go
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  Speaker 2: into the traffic because everyone was leaving. And the question
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  Speaker 2: is a group of Dolphin fans were wearing paper bags
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  Speaker 2: in shame, paper bags in shame. They were three of
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  Speaker 2: them lined up there, and then they were I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: more than that, but any advice to the long suffering
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  Speaker 2: South Florida football fan who supports the Miami Dolphins. So
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  Speaker 2: I think we can market this. I think this is
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  Speaker 2: a marketing opportunity and if you want to go into
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  Speaker 2: it with me, and that's my idea. We can make
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  Speaker 2: some T shirts and put like three or four jire
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  Speaker 2: Bronis in paper bags, and then we're not going to
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  Speaker 2: get the NFL trademark. They're not going to allow us
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  Speaker 2: to use the trademark. So we'll just put them in
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  Speaker 2: teal bright teal with like orange outline jerseys, but that's
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  Speaker 2: not breaking the copyright. And then the slogan's gonna say
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  Speaker 2: South Beach Bag Brigade, why not? And the nineteen eighty
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  Speaker 2: eighteen eighty New Orleans Saints a tribute and I heard
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  Speaker 2: Al Michaels mentioned this. What al Michael's left out, though,
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  Speaker 2: is one of the reasons that the Saints fans turned
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  Speaker 2: to the paper bag.
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  Speaker 1: At that time.
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  Speaker 2: There was a show called The Gong Show that was
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  Speaker 2: very popular in America pop culture before the Internet.
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  Speaker 1: In the early eighties, late seventies, and.
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  Speaker 2: One of the big stars on The Gong Show was
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  Speaker 2: a comedian known as the Unknown Comic, and his whole
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  Speaker 2: shtick was he wore a paper bag on his head.
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  Speaker 2: So the Saints fans really just copied the Unknown Comic
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  Speaker 2: and then that became a thing. And I saw one
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  Speaker 2: guy they showed even turned a popcorn bucket into.
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  Speaker 1: A mask of shame. A mask of shame. You can't
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  Speaker 1: make it up.
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  Speaker 2: It was the tropical version of a football funeral played
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  Speaker 2: out on the Amazon. And they've gone from back in
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  Speaker 2: the old days, it was Miami vice when they had
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  Speaker 2: Dan Marino and all that. Now it's Miami embarrassed with
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  Speaker 2: Tua and the fans and these people are sunburned defeated
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  Speaker 2: and yet paying premium prices to get kicked in the
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  Speaker 2: face and the balls on a weekly basis. Now the
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  Speaker 2: Malord advice here, and it's rather simple. I would advise
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  Speaker 2: the Miami fans to go get a nice jet ski.
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  Speaker 2: You might have to rent one if you don't know one,
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  Speaker 2: Throw on the old banana hammock and knock down some
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  Speaker 2: my ties and just enjoy yourself because that's the only
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  Speaker 2: way you're surviving the misery. And spoiler alert, if you
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  Speaker 2: keep buying tickets for this garbage, you keep buying tickets,
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  Speaker 2: you're part of the problem.
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  Speaker 1: You're not the solution. You are the big dummy in
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  Speaker 1: South Florida.
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  Speaker 2: These Mama Lukes who run these NFL teams, they do
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  Speaker 2: not care. And it's really all of professional sports. I've
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  Speaker 2: learned my jaded ways over the years, but I've seen
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  Speaker 2: how they make the sausage and I'm telling you, they know.
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  Speaker 1: That you're you're hooked.
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  Speaker 2: The people that run these teams do not care if
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  Speaker 2: you're not entertained. They just want to reach into your
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  Speaker 2: wallet and they know that if you're engaged, you're gonna watch.
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  Speaker 2: And the Dolphins are undercover like the Jets and the Browns.
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  Speaker 2: They just have better weather the Dolphins. If you look
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  Speaker 2: at the last thirty years, the Dolphins are side by side,
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  Speaker 2: if you look at the Van Diagraham, they're right there
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  Speaker 2: with the Jets and the Browns. They just have better
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  Speaker 2: weather and they war more suntann lotion like the leprechaun.
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  Speaker 2: But you do realize, I mean maybe you don't that
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  Speaker 2: it's been almost twenty five years December of two thousand
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  Speaker 2: since the football team in Miami won a playoff game.
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  Speaker 2: That's a generation plus for the Dolphins. They haven't won
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  Speaker 2: a playoff game. Dan Marino was still limping around, you
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  Speaker 2: had Y two K, the Y two K bug was fresh,
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  Speaker 2: and Ricky Martin was topping the charts. The last time
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  Speaker 2: the Dolphins were the Kings. When even the Kings they
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  Speaker 2: just won a playoff game. It's been even longer since
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  Speaker 2: they won a Super Bowl. My gods.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: So we say it calls for the Miami fans to
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: give the old a bomb, not an a rod an
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: a bomb.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Aka apathy with a capital A detach, disengage, Do not
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: post on social media about it, don't rant about it,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: just stop caring because the person and this is important
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: lesson in life if you haven't learned it yet, the
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: person who cares less has the power. The person that
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: doesn't care controls the room. You tank the TV ratings,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: you dry up the merch, you send a message, right,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And this has happened the Dodgers, who are they're gonna
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: blow the World Series this year? But they've been great
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: every year. They're a playoff team and they find ways
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: to f this up most of the time. But the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Dodger fans boycotted the team, and Major League Baseball stepped
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: in and said, okay, we got to get rid of
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: this owner.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And they did.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: They bought a new owner in and they gave. Of course,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: they made the mistake of even the old owner of
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: the parking lots. But that's it. So I'm telling you
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: if the bean counters in Miami, if they see a
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: bunch of red and the Dolphins are in the red there,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: the winds of change will be howling they will all right. Now,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: last word on the Baltimore side, quickly, all right, on
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: the Baltimore side. So Lamar Jackson had not one, not two,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: not three, but four touchdown passes. As we said, he
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: averaged almost nine yards almost nine yards of pass. I
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: think the Dolphins were trying to play defense. It didn't
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: look like it. As that was his homecoming, we're told
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: a large contingent of the Lamar Jackson marching and Chaudo
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: societies who might imagine we're there, and Lamar did not disappoint.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: It was a close game for a half. As we said,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the Ravens then turned on the after burners.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: And up, up and away, Up, up and away.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: All right, Now, question, have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: figured something out? Have they figured out something? That's the question.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm nodding my head.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yes. If you're watching on the.
• 19:52
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• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Mahler Show and also at Benny Vspenny that is up
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: by the way. Now, if you want to watch the
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: week nine, don't do it now because I'm doing the show,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: but later on. But in terms of the question, have
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson and the Ravens figured out something?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I am nodding my head. Yes.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Look, no style points. You know I'm a no style
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: points kind of guy. You don't get style points for
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: beating a team you were supposed to beat. You were
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: big road favorites. So I'm not gonna sit here and say, Wow, Bravo,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: what a win. They did what adults do. They handled
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: their business. They didn't dominate the stat sheet. They just
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: dominated the scoreboard. It wasn't about the fantasy numbers, even
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: though Lamar had four touchdowns. It was about stacking wins
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: like hotcakes. Lamar looked smooth, smooth as silk. In the
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: second half. You could feel that the Ravens were in
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: total control of the game in the second half.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: And they weren't panicking.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Even at halftime they had a small lead, and they
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: really weren't playing all that well.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: In the second half.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: They just dissected the Dolphins, one drive at a time,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: surgical and it is about time. Baltimore season has been
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: straight out of Dumb and Dumber. They drove halfway across
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the NFL schedule in the wrong direction, but now they
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: figured out. They futched around with their GPS, they recalibrated
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: their GPS, and they're digging out of the hole.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: They're three and five.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: But the schedule ahead is all delicious dessert. It's Vikings, Browns, Jets, Bengals,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: it's the hostess lineup. They've got cupcakes to the right,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: ding dongs to the left, zingers over there, and fruit
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: pies everywhere. And for Lamar Jackson, this is turning into
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: a PBS classic, a Sesame Street type of football situation,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: as sunny days are sweeping the clouds away for the
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Ravens and they are on their way to the penthouse
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: in the division and they're figuring out how to get
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: how to get to the very top of the standings
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: at the Mountain Peak, which I didn't know the AFC
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: North was in Sesame Street land, but apparently so. If
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Lamar keeps playing like this and the defense has figured
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: some stuff out, I'm not sure about that. The Dolphins
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: just kind of packed it in the second half. But
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: if any combination of those things happen, Baltimore is back
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: and they're in business there. They just need to keep it,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: keep it simple, and just beat who you're supposed to be.
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• 26:20
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  Speaker 2: Not a Burner says, is this why Coop is off?
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  Speaker 2: soccer team is playing here.
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• 27:31
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  Speaker 1: To go back there.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Dan. So Doc Dan says, your Gong Show comment inspired
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  Speaker 1: It's not quite in the demo. Is there anyone that's.
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  Speaker 2: Ripped off the unknown comic act? Obviously the unknown comic
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  Speaker 2: long ago?
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  Speaker 1: Is anyone doing that?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: A good bit, a little bit of shtick there random
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Ryan writes in from Caroline. He says, don't forget sad face.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Jay Cutler getting ten million dollars for one year from
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins, great moments in dolphin history. Terry in
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  Speaker 2: England writes in and says, definitely not a list man.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: That's right, Terry, it was not a list. Terry in England.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: He says, you are not a list. He says, you
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: are not a list savant, and that is correct.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not. Charlie in Minnesota.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Charlie writes in, and she says that Mike McDaniel will
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  Speaker 2: be whacked. Well, she said fired. I like to think
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: whacks a better word. You know, it's a funnier word.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Mike m because you know these guys get paid anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel will be fired soon.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: And then she commented on an Aekman story that we'll
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• 29:04
  Speaker 2: And tiger Man in Utah, tiger Man, Big night. How
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: about that late night fireing? You see that LSU they
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: said bye bye to their athletic director after the governor
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of Luise. I just love Southern Fried football. It's so good.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It's so outrageous. But the follow up that story quickly
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: because I saw Tiger Man. He loves LSU football, Baton Rouge.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: So Scott Woodward has been excommunicated as the athletic director
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: at LSU because the governor, the governor Jeff Landry criticized
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: him earlier this week, and so now he's out, see
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: you later, baby, bye bye, and he's gone, which is
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: kind of kind of obvious that that would happen. I believe,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, all things considered there, and I'll take a Yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: he's out.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: He's out.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Aenie Meenie miney moe. Let's go to Daniel, who's in
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Anaheim him in oc behind the Orange curtain. Hello, Daniel, welcome, Welcome, yo,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: what's up man?
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: My name is Daniel.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: I'm ana Hans Billy Bean.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: For three seasons now, I'd be every expert, including you
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: guys as Fox, ESPN, the Ringer, freaking MLB parat Goole,
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: AI got down everything on the planet when it comes
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: to teams making postseason by young MVP and guess what
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: this season I put the goddamn who jays on my
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: top twelve congratulations. Dan.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Now, can we can we get a I would like
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do a list. Can we get
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: a big board of what you've been drinking tonight?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna need what do we I'm gonna go.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going whiskey for a thousand, anyway, bring you one
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: in on this show.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: For sixteen hundred? Medello?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Loreno? What do you think this guy's going dirty? Mind?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: He just gave it away. We're trying to play a game, Daniel.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: How about how when when did you start drinking when?
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: No? No, no, no about like about an hour two hours ago?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Two hours. That means he started at two o'clock. That
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: means he says two hours, he meant two o'clock. Right,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: don't lie to me, Daniel calling y'all.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I'm just calling y'all told me to call back, And.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: How was that working.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I've never I've never spoken to you at all. You've
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: confused this. I don't know who you were talking to,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: who you were listening to. You must be you were
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: so hammered you think the magic radio box is talking
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: No, I know that you know the important people and
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: people that actually matter in the sport are listening to
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: me because yes, been ahead of them.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Well, those are those are those are the voices.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Those are the voices though in your head, Daniel, These
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: are the voices in your head.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: They are talking to you.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: So let me riddle me this batman. Daniel.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, So you're so good at picking him, shouldn't you
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: be loaded if you get him right?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: You should?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: You should be like betting a scary terry prop bet
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: or something like that. You should get anything right, or
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: a Cleveland Guardian's picture.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: It's not about me. I don't like to bet because I'm.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: You called up to it all about you, You met
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: it all about you, you called up.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: He made it all about you people as she was,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Joe Jackson and other guys that ain't in the Hall
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: of fame. That's what that betting are.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Listen, Daniel, do not drive. Listen to me.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Do not leave your home.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Uh, stay indoors, keep the doors locked, stay away from
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: all sharp objects and any kind of flammable material.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Yes, who on the top twlve?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, who the hell? All right? Nobody? He's
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: been down every time he's up, he's still going. Well,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that is the perfect way to start.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I think we can follow it up with America's favorite
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: drag queen caller for Lexus in Buffalo, the original drag
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: queen before it was Oh, Felexus is gone, all right?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Apparently Felexus did not. I want to stand Hold what
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: a schmock I was st let's go to is it
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: the Bills family mafia hammer?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. That's a lot of stuff.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a big narm dude, that's.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know I'm about to hit them with the
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: hammer anyway, because I got some words for some Dolphins fans.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: How do you let eighteen sacks go in like the
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: first eight weeks of the season, Like, seriously, you're ring
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: twenty third and we're not even talking about today. Today
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: was just completely Yeah. There's the reason why I'm not
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: watching NFL Network right now, and that's because the way
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: the Dolphins played. I mean, seriously, you have two are
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: on the you have two are basically on the podium,
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Nitch and dry Stitching on his whole entire team. But
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: at the same time, you only get an eighty eight
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: point five rushing yards per game, two hundred and one
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: point four rushing up passing yards per game twenty ninth
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: in the league.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: All right, hold noh, hold hold on, sec dude, Let
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: me explain something about talk radio. No one wants to
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: hear stats like that because they can't keep track. You
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Are you're you said you're Bill's Mafia.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're an angry Dolphin fan.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I'm confused.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm not angry Dolphin fan.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: The only thing I'm saying is I'm going to go
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: back to dealing and worrying about the Chiefs, because that's
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: what this Sunday.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Is all about.
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  Speaker 6: My advice to the Dolphin fan. Still that stadium up
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  Speaker 6: with water because they just turned it into a sushi bar.
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  Speaker 6: Either that or just give it to the Hurricane because
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  Speaker 6: you stole this stadium. Bottom line, Bill's Mafia is the greatest.
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  Speaker 6: Let me get back to Kansas City.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, I'm a.
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  Speaker 6: Fan, man, I'm gonna keep listening. But give the name right,
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  Speaker 1: That's that's too long a name. You know.
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  Speaker 2: we give you three words Bill's Family of Mafia Hammer.
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  Speaker 2: That's too many words?
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  Speaker 1: I guess not. Yeah, he left.
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  Speaker 2: Okay that call. It's Halloween. Everyone's hammered. This is gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a fun night. Everyone saw us. That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Now what the weekend is going to be like.
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  Speaker 2: We're just beginning. Okay, holy crap, Okay, let's see here.
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  Speaker 2: That was drunk shot in freude?
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  Speaker 1: Is what that was?
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  Speaker 2: From the Bill's Family Mafia Hammer guy shot and freuda
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  Speaker 2: taking joy.
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  Speaker 1: Out of other people's misfortune.
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  Speaker 2: Be careful because Kansas City is going to beat the
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  Speaker 2: Bills on Sunday, and then all the Dolphin fans will
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  Speaker 2: call up and say, oh, I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 1: My team sucks. But Bill's lost.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: A lot of people doing jokes about the unknown comic
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  Speaker 2: and see here, mister irrigation says, I never told you
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  Speaker 2: I was on a game show I had tried out.
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  Speaker 1: I got accepted for Press your Luck.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure you're lying about that, but I love
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  Speaker 2: Press your Luck and I quote that game show.
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  Speaker 1: I used to ditch school. Back when I ditch school,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't have much to watch.
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  Speaker 2: We had to watch game shows and then the stupid
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  Speaker 2: soap operas would start in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: My grandma loved those. I hated them, but we get
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  Speaker 1: like the price is right. They had that in the
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  Speaker 1: morning in the fortune.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Wheel of Fortune was mostly at night. They had
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  Speaker 2: Press your Luck.
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  Speaker 1: They had that. There was like a memory game. I
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  Speaker 1: forget what it's like. The Whammy's impress your Luck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: were too slow. I hate that hate when that happened.
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  Speaker 1: And you got it. There you go, you want it,
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  Speaker 2: So Lamar Jackson this season, now, he missed a bunch
• 36:41
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  Speaker 2: touchdown rate fourteen touchdowns on just one hundred and eighteen attempts.
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  Speaker 2: That would rank second all time for a single season,
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  Speaker 2: only behind me Again Ravens Quarterback Lamar Jackson has an
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  Speaker 2: eleven point six percent touchdown rate fourteen touchdowns on just
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  Speaker 2: a hundred and eighteen attempts that would rank second all
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  Speaker 1: Back to it. We'll pay off the who am I game?
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  Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson, the afore mentioned Lamar Jackson this season has
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  Speaker 2: an eleven point six percent touchdown rate.
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  Speaker 1: We're told that's good.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, that would rank second all time for a
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  Speaker 1: Who. Well, that's the see it's the who am I game?
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  Speaker 1: You get?
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  Speaker 2: We got to figure out if anybody knows the answer
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  Speaker 2: you Let's see here. Don from Duluth says it's salty.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Kansas City Football guy is what he says, catching crabs?
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  Speaker 2: Kelsey from Nurse Jockey, Count Dracula from Adrian the Pokey
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  Speaker 2: Pokey pokey guy.
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  Speaker 1: Who else we have?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Page ten? Stevie meetbauls is going with Michael Jackson. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson. Humor there? Sean Hadel from William very relevant
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  Speaker 2: name ostridge Ant hanging out in the DC area says,
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  Speaker 2: Boo Barry is the answer? Kool aid Man, says Frankie
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  Speaker 2: Ron Gant never heard of them? You're not old, mister
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  Speaker 2: nice guy's old? He knows who that is? Ferg Dog says,
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  Speaker 2: king sized candy bars as God intended. Yeah, if you're
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  Speaker 2: if you're well enough off and you want to be
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  Speaker 2: the hero of the neighborhood and be the person that
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: kids talk about when they're fifty years old, be the
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  Speaker 2: house that gives out king sized.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Candy bars on Halloween. And I'm telling you, those kids
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: will remember that when they're fifty. I like those and
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the popcorn balls. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: They'll tell their their kids there's this guy that give
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: out king sized cannbores.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Larina, do you have answer, Arena? Yeah, it's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be liar Na. Okay, that is increct. The correct answer
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  Speaker 2: Luckman of the nineteen forty three Chicago Bears.
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  Speaker 1: Sid Luckman, who said why