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#374 We Don't OCTOBER IN SEPTEMBER the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast? And yes it is that time. We're actually starting off a
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  little bit early, earlier than usual for this time route this time of year,
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  and we're yes, we are doing the face painting very much the most.
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  I think this is uh spooky kickoff weekend for notts Bury Farm. So
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  we're starting too. So that's how I'm going based on over here on the
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  We Don't the Same podcast across from me? What's going on? My boy?
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  Rah? What do we say? What does tigers say? What's the
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  right words? They're great? Why did you did you choose that? Nah?
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  You just picked it from me? Like I really wanted to be ooogy
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  boogy, but I would have to be like like no facial hair, and
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  I was like, I'm not sacrificing my beard. It's hard, Like,
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  you know, you should, you should start to relate. It's the only
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  hair you can grow. Fuck you don't even bring that up and just leave
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  that topic alone. He's on back to fucking things that we wouldn't do.
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  Is there a movie? Would you you would shaved your your beard for a
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  movie? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? But if it's a degrading
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  role. It depends on what would be a degrading role, like like a
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  cancer patriot. They hit you up. You always only got this part for
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  you. You're gonna gang bang. No, you don't need to be you
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  don't ned role though. Yeah, but you don't need like a Hollywood role
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  and you don't need to have a clean face to be part of a gang
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  bang dude. But for a cancer a cancer patient. You remember that fifty
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  cent movie? He looked he did and not look he did? You think?
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  I don't know. What do you think about that movie? Him in
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  that movie? Did you watch it? No, I've never seen the fifty
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  cent a cancer movie? Bringing Bringing the movie guy. I think he's seen
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  it. No, I'm not. Haven't seen it. You've heard of it?
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  Yeah, he loses a lot of weight, type of like he thought
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  it was gonna be his breaking roll. What a dumb ass. Oh yeah,
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  he thought this is gonna be like like he was gonna be considered a
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  real actor instead of just fucking game banging bullshit. I mean, you know,
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  I don't. I don't. I didn't. I didn't watch the movie,
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  so I can't really say much about it. But joining us is the
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  one and only Hancholo face painting. I mean, it's only your right that
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  we have him on because you're considering that he's painting our faces. How what's
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  going on? How are y'all? I'm glad to be back with y'all right
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  here on the ranch on we don't smoke the same ranch. I's just lovely
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  to be here with y'all. Ray He Zone x Gen, the Tiger x
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  Gen. I feel like, what have you been watching a lot of yellow
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  Stone? Yeah? Watching yellow Stone? Like yellow Stone. I'm one episode
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  in, but I'm fucking it's pretty thrilling. One episode the dude, I
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  swear, Dude, like, what sign are you? You're going? Okay,
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  yeah, you're yeah, just celebrated a birthday? Happy belated, like
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  what I'm joking from? Hey? But so one episode? And so what
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  do you like? Work? Like the South Park kids? You know how
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  like when they get into like a brand new show, they just start pretty
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  much like what's popular work? Everybody close to micol I work. Everybody has
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  their day Hana already. But yeah, I mean it's like whatever's in that
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  to say it? Nothing? I'm a poser. I'm a Yellowstone poser.
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  I mean it's I'm just I'm just doing it for the hat. Really,
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  I just want to go dip it down to ladies everywhere I go. Howdy
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  howdy map sir? Excuse me, sir? How long have you been worrying?
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  Now? I got it last month, No, actually a couple of
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  months ago for a wedding, and it's just been waiting it to bust it
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  out. And then my mom just back from Europe. She got me this
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  shirt from Prague. It's probably made in China, but it's still pretty fucking
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  sweet. He got you that shirt from Prague? Dude, Yeah, it
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  look like a European article. I don't know if that's such a thing.
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  I heard the Albanians, right, all right, gay European. Have you
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  seen yellow Stone? No? He real wants me to watch that so we
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  can talk about it NonStop. But I'm like, every time he tells me
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  to recommend me for sure, I almost want to watch it in secret and
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  not tell him, just so I don't want to give him the joy of
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  like having a reason to talk about that show, like extra happy about it.
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  You know what I'm talking about. It's one of those shows where it's
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  like he says, it's trending. Everyone's talking about talking about it. Yeah,
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  so like I'm surprised we have it because I haven't. I've seen a
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  couple episodes. It's just about a rich ass cowboy dog like rich beend that
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  whole rich white people owns helicopters type of shit. Rich damn. Yeah,
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  And he's just cattle living the cattle life, the cowboy life. And what's
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  the moral of the story. They want more, it's never know if they
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  want they want your land, they want the Indians land, they want all
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  the land. Do they care about the Indians and this show? No,
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  are there Indians in the show? Yeah? They have their they have the
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  reservations and so like in one of the stories, like guess what they did?
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  All right, come on, so let me tell you in one of
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  the episodes, he can tell one of the episodes like you know how like
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  everybody do you watch? Yeah, watch like a couple of the season one.
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  I haven't finished. It's a big it's a big deal. But in
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  one of the between season one, the rancher what's his name and big Kevin
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  Costner, yeah, whatever his name is on the show, and Meddle chank
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  going has his cattle, has all these cattle, and that's his cattle right
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  one moment, one moment in time, his cattle ends up in the Indian
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  and the Native Americans reservation. Guess who's cattle technic. Guess who's cattle technically
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  that is now by Indian law Indians. Yes, And these schools want it
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  at and they want to go in there. Web Won, that's your that's
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  your cattle, bro, that's a thousand dollars of vodka. And you're like,
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  and it starts, it starts getting wild. People get killed. But
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  it's pretty interesting, Like I don't know, obviously, it's I don't know
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  how real it is. What's awesome is the fucking barnyard sex scenes. Those
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  are another reason why I like to watch this show, because they'd be having
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  fucking just buck nasty sex and the fucking and the barn You know, it's
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  raw, and you know what's fucking raw? Rag you acted out speaking speaking
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  of raw, I mean, you gotta be careful, like you said with
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  XG, because it could be a very scary thing. But it's it's it's
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  quite the sensation. Yeah, I mean yeah every time though, no you
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  can't. I mean, if you have a lady, Yeah, like,
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  yeah, when I've had a girlfriend, is there's no condoms in the house,
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  you're allergic to them? No, No, that'd be weird. I
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  would have already got a bitch pregnant or an SCD if I would. I
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  don't know how guys. You've heard of guys be allergic to It is not
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  just hype, is that? What? Just guys that are allergic to latex?
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  Yeah, there's schools that are allergic to latex, for sure. I've
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  never met anybody personally. But I banged the chick who was allergic to latex?
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  Yeah, what happened to her? Just Rob Dog did every time?
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  Nah, I use the condom, back up, back up? How did
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  she know she was allergic or no? But what happened like while the coitest
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  was transpiring, she had to stop. No, I'm just commenting on the
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  fact that I banged the chick who was allergic to rubber. Yeah, and
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  then you said you or whatever, can you use a different type of code?
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  Oh so you had to go like add your way to get this condom
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  because I'm sure this fucking sheep fucker he was like Harry Potter used a spell.
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  It feels weird, is it? Different. Was weird? Yeah?
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  Is it more expensive? Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember.
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  I only used it that one time. Nice. What about you dog you've
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  brought You said he was rob dogging? I mean I've been. I've been
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  married going on six years now, and uh, you know, all of
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  a sudden, it's like maybe it's a special location or something. You're like,
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  come on, baby, let me uh, let me go in there.
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  Wait, you were doing it with the condom. Yeah, for the
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  longest, because you know that's the me and my girls. You know,
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  we're big on birth control. We gotta come from families where all my cousins
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  have kids. So if we have a kid, we're gonna try to plan
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  it out. But like I was telling you earlier, like we've been we've
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  been robbed, dogging, you know, fucking knock on wood and uh,
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  I wouldn't be surprised if later on there's a little ancholito fucking running around trying
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  to paint faces of his own. But no, but we're careful. But
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  it's like, you know, we're married, you're allowed to have it.
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  Like you're allowed to have it. Dog, got to be careful nowhere,
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  how soon after the baby's born. Are you painting his face one year after
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  one year? Because I heard of baby skin is very sensitive speaking of babies.
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  Let's d fucking I still I know, but let's go back to really
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  quick. Fucking We had to go to my wife's sister's house to go fucking
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  kick out the baby daddy, and it was rewind this whole story. Yeah,
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  it was that. Dude, what do you guys want to talk about?
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  I'm on your guys time. No, no, no, run that
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  cheese, cheese, but running nicely though. What This guy didn't even last
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  a month, and you know, we were all I was rooting for him,
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  but he's pretty much a fucking PiZZ of shit. You know, those
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  type of guys I ain't gonna take care of. He's dating my wife's sister.
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  Okay, so she's like your sister and she's like my sister in law,
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  and they had their you know, he's the baby daddy. They have
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  their kid, and the baby's like going on a month old, and not
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  to get too much into detail, but you know, they basically had to
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  get him out because he was just doing some fucking math. No, he
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  was just doing some fucking shifty ass ship like stealing from her. That's man,
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  fucking now, this guy's a loser. I don't fucking feel no pity
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  for him, Like good riddance. So she gets the call, my girl,
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  she's like, come out. We're having a fucking beef that day of
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  our own. So luckily that my beef and my girls liked. He blew
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  over because we had to go fucking save her sister. But that's what the
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  cat did for me on Sunday. Oh really yeah, yeah, the cat
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  that I saved on Sunday, that's what it did. You had something bellow
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  with your girl. We weren't even talking on the way there, yea,
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  and the cat was just like cat on the way back, y'all, Like
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  that was the baby daddy. We kicked out, but you go ahead.
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  So uh we got she got the call, and like I said, we
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  were beefing, having a beatles and ship fighting over dumb shit. But we
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  had to put our beef aside to go help my sister in law. And
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  I was like, already, I don't know what to expect because this guy's
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  like makes it seem like he's a cholo on he fucking knows people, but
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  he's just a fucking poser. Like fake ass fucking when you know, I
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  didn't know how physical I was gonna get. So I had a time my
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  shoel you know, and shoelaces, like fuck, I usually do that when
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  I jumped the border. But but luckily her other sister showed up, and
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  she was an ex sheriff, ex sheriff sergeant, so she was fucking talking.
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  They didn't need exactly, they didn't need me, They didn't need need
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  me. But I knew that that's you got the sister that's a fucking cop.
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  You got the other sister that's like a built like a linebacker. So
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  she had my sister in law, she had her people there, and this
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  guy had his mom there, and the mom was just like Harry, like
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  no, like I hadn't, I hadn't been part or heard about any like
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  fucking ghetto ass being like that happened or it's been a while, or like
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  I was like, yeah, this is like a typical Mexican thing. Now
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  I gotta go fucking, you know, possibly beat this guy's ass or oh
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  shit, you were you were you ready? It's like I had problems with
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  this guy already as it was, and I was all like fuck, I
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  guess this is what we're gonna do. But that was an interesting day.
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  Fucking tensions. Tensions were high, and like I think the most fucked up
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  part was that he was more interested in his ship. Not once did he
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  say, get ready, this is a real Turderker moment. Not once did
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  he say I want to see my daughter because they have the baby is a
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  month old, I want to see my daughter or what's gonna happen with my
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  daughter? That just goes to show you what a fucking piece of shit this
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  guy is. But anyway, back to raw dog, but I still want
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  to know, like, how do you get kicked out? Like or he
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  voluntary said alright, alright, guys, okay, I'm taking my baby too.
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  Respect shout out to my sister in law because she's holding it down department
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  at the shirt's department. But she's a I guess recent single mother. But
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  you know, I just with sure all the luck she's she works her ass
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  off, she had the baby, and like she did all that shit on
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  her own. She don't need no man. But why don't you guys just
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  adopt the kid? Why? Why the fuck I want that ship? Say
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  you've been rob dogging for her a kid, but rob dogging because it's for
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  not because it's not for a kid. I said that could happen as a
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  result of said rob dogging. Come on next year, are you leaving it
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  in there? Like leaving it in there? Because I think that's what I'm
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  not a baker. I'm not making creepies. I think that's when it gets
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  dangerous. That's what about to say. I think that's when it gets dangerous.
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  You got a baker leaving gentlemen, if you like lay on her for
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  a little bit and you just let that shit so kind dog, that's just
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  not that's just the baby already. Yeah, y'all, y'all the christy in
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  there. But I try to get it like out as soon as possible.
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  And I don't You don't want to adopt that kid either, man, because
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  it's just like that food could be like you know, like Chucky's kids shit
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  face, you know what I mean? And then yeah, and then you
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  you can you can have movie the orphan, yeah, like or a serial
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  killer kid, like you can have like a very shitty shit like hide the
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  remote, you know, like really what like his family has like very bad
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  genetics. And then like by the age of twenty five cancer. You never
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  adopt? Will you never adopt? The kiddies on? Yeah, but I
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  do my research. What kind of kid would you like when a minority kid?
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  Don't give them choices? Dude, choices for sure. Half Japanese cann't
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  land there. That's the only reason. So one day you can have a
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  hide, So I get up, so I can have a restaurant out there
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  and leave my days out until tsunami kills me. XG. You're talking about
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  leave it in there. I have a question for you. Are you,
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  uh, what type of lover are you? Are you like, okay lover
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  bag wha damn you're done or you're fucking you know. I try to do
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  all of it, sweet, passionate, love all of it at once,
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  like not all of it at once, but like I start off hard,
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  like like going like back rabbit making. I slow down, then I slow
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  down, then I slow down and then I take it easy. Then I
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  do the in and out. Yeah, then I do the in and outs.
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  They love that in and outs. You're just like what And then I
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  feel like you're the type of guy that you'll switching from the asshole and pussy
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  in the same browns if it's the one I stand. I don't give a
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  fuck about it, pussy. So yeah, but like if that's your lady,
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  you don't do that. You don't want to stink it from your from
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  out? Yeah yeah, then you're gonna get it. Then you're gonna know
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  with the houstonfection, guys don't get used to do you do? But it's
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  very rare. Yeah, it's very rare. Yeah, get like a layer.
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  You busting loud? Or are you just like a quiet buster? I
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  always try to bust with them, that's Mike usually. Yeah, you know
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  I'm about to bust. Can you bust real quick with me? And then
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  let's see goes? I hope that ship's better. What do you what?
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  What do you mean? Can you bust out ordination? You got another round
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  in them? Come on? You know that you don't never stop, hold
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  on, hold on, hold on stop. Oh, that's called edging.
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  We found out that all catching. Let me just catch my breath, that's
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  called edging. You want to perform right for your girl. You know you
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  don't want to let her down. We've all been there, right guys,
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  and we just feel like shit right after you feel like it. I mean,
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  if just one of you comes, it's like it's a weird feeling.
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  It's better if both come right, if you really don't care about the parties,
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  come to an agreement and both come like I feel like if like for
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  like a one night stand or somebody something like that, you really don't really
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  I'm not going in there with that person's consideration of their feelings. You're just
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  like bitchy, But you just can leave. You just could be a passionate
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  lover like fucking Tony the Tiger here, or you just could be fucking getting
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  it where we can get it, super passionate. I put I put an
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  usher in the back. Everybody who's an an AFC fan, we now know
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  who Xavier is going for on Saturday. Everybody, man ban a Baker bad
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  right here going for tis damn baked ass fan over here. Don't even come
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  kick his ass. This is an inside job by you two motherfuckers. Now.
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  I feel like this was an inside job. I actually no, I
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  just looked at it because somebody said and I was just like, I was
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  like, that was a fucking bad bitch. Do you remember? You know
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  who is an old Mexican actress from those old He's a bad bitch. The
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  girl dude, she was like all this shit that you know men would do,
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  said like, you know, fucking machista shit, she would she would
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  have boyfriend, she would like, I don't even know fucking man, and
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  like, bro, she was not hot. What are you talking about,
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  dudet Okay, but you're looking at a picture when she was old. We
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  don't give a fuck. Look at a picture when she was fucking young.
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  Everything was tight, everything was in his place. You got that booty,
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  you know what I mean. Come on, now, she's fucking seventy eight
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  right there, she's dried up, poor old woman. Nobody's gonna want to
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  talk about, like one of these old ladies in the black and white film
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  though the picture, the ratio really old. Yeah, you can take that
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  down down, yeah, like that young black and white picture. Yeah right,
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  you're taking that down. Not in that black and white. You know
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  she don't shave, right, that's a non shape pussy things in black and
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  white's non shaving. But dog like you don't for that dampost that's considered somewhat
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  pretty fuck I'm being serious. They're like, I don't know if I could
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  fox something that hasn't even been kind of taken care of kind of. I
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  don't need a fully sho I don't think women shaved at that time. That's
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  why I don't know if I could. I mean, I mean, I
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  would have to be it couldn't be. You couldn't be like your deal's age
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  and then be like or Compello and shit like that. You just see,
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  I've never made a pussy with hair, like with a bunch of hair on
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  it, but that's more of a your I've done stubble, yeah, like
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  the fucking stubble, like a five o'clock Yeah, like where it's like there's
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  like a little bit of hairs, you know, But that's gay first.
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  I don't even know how to think about that. Your pussy's got that five
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  o'clock shadow. Yeah, you're feeling that, you feel like it's grown back
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  in huh lett that if you fucking moment, if you feel a five o'clock
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  shadow in there, and that song starts playing in the background, Real man
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  of genius, Real man, You ever seen that commercial Jack in a Box?
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  Yeah, yeah, that's iconic commercial. I wish I could be a
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  commercial shave Pubert five o'clock shadow. Yeah, I'm missing it sounds kind of
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  lame. Hats offt to you. You're not afraid of a little belito.
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  Yeah, No, Exavier is a man, real man of genius, real
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  man of genius. How you feeling over? They're not gonna fall asleep all
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  of a sudden Ourcalypsi style. Nah, I'm actually I took so I got
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  a wake up. I got the bigger capsules this time, and I took
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  the stronger one that I got from be real, and I took fifteen hundred
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  milligrams today. Fifteen yeah, from the bigger pills. And Ray took like
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  four hundred or five hundred. You could tell Ray was obliterated when you got
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  here, a little bit like like like more than like. But I went
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  and I was looking at him like we ate both ate a happy meal.
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  And then I was looking at him. I was like, man, I
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  wish I was that fucking high. I was like like I was, I'm
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  waiting for this ship to hit me. And I bet when I get back
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  home, it's gonna hit me. Because they like a kids happy meal,
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  like real happy meal. Oh, I haven't had those in forever. We
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  usually have those sometimes. It did. It did hit the spot because they
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  allow you to customize it sometimes the burger and then I'll just like add like
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  different ship to it. So I'll just be like, you can say the
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  old Patty. Oh shit, I didn't know you could do that. You
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  can make it like kind of like a whopper, I mean like like a
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  quarter pounds big mac yeah and that. Yeah. I don't know. I
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  know, I know people who get the haters already in there. I'm like,
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  God, wait, fuck up, bro let us have this moment.
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  Damn man. They got Pokemon cards, all right, they got Pokemon cars
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  right up. Yeah, So I told her, I told I was like,
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  I'll buy it. I'll buy you. When he's all high, let
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  me get those cards though. Yeah, hey, are you crying if you
• 21:33
  if your girlfriend's telling you you're pregnant, she's pregnant. Here's some joy,
• 21:37
  right, here's some joy. Don't think that's gonna be like, is that
• 21:41
  what we're doing? And then she's like what she says that we're done?
• 21:47
  You guys were fighting? No, And then she says, and I'm two
• 21:49
  months in and it's twins. No, you could be able to tell,
• 21:56
  be able to tell, you be like, what the fuck up? I
• 21:57
  think you can't tell too much become hell a sensitive. I think it'll be
• 22:03
  grabbing away. Well. I think Xavier would do the right thing. Talker
• 22:07
  in the stomach, No money for an abortion, give her money to abortion
• 22:12
  right away. Nutter raised him young, and yeah, raising little creator fund
• 22:19
  me for an abortion. I don't think that's ever been done. Don here
• 22:26
  you go, here's a full money. Actually get through the podcast, this
• 22:30
  this, this month page. There's gotta be a point. There's gotta be
• 22:34
  a point in your life when you know, I gotta think about stuff like
• 22:38
  that. So I said I wouldn't cry. I wouldn't cry. I don't
• 22:44
  think i'd cry because I'm thirty. I would cry when I was eighteen.
• 22:48
  I don't know. Homer Simpson cried when March told him the first time everything
• 22:51
  was going great, like the ship was so fucked up that was born,
• 22:56
  Like yo, his life was burly fucking started to come together. He had
• 23:00
  just got his dream job at a bowly Ellie like yeah, like he was
• 23:03
  like, man, life is so sweet. He's I think he's bowling a
• 23:07
  perfect game and he wants it to work. And then he tells him and
• 23:10
  this was just like everything's rude, and he pulls his hair out and they
• 23:12
  has to fight a job. It's fucked up. Shit ruined Homer's life.
• 23:17
  Yeah, he would have been owning the fucking the bowley alley. Have you
• 23:21
  been bowling? I haven't seen you on your Instagram. Yeah, but it
• 23:23
  was that day they have saved the cat. So I didn't feel like putting
• 23:26
  it on Instagram. But that day I had four strikes in a row.
• 23:29
  Dog. Oh shit, Yeah, you felt like the guy that bowled three
• 23:33
  hundred and nine to eleven. I always wanted, like I always, I
• 23:37
  always wanted to, like fucking if I were to bowl something crazy, superb,
• 23:41
  I want to fuck it for sure, have that moment like when Homer
• 23:45
  but when he got that three hundred do you remember that ship right fucking balloon
• 23:49
  giving each other? He tried to fucking save it for like forever, and
• 23:53
  he swallowed it because he was talking to it. But yeah, I don't
• 23:57
  know I would to bowl three hundred game. It's pretty hard. But if
• 24:00
  I if I would have got to five strikes in the road, Dog,
• 24:03
  that's half the game. Dog. So I was about to tell you,
• 24:07
  there's you gotta hit ten strikes in a row. Yeah, to hit a
• 24:10
  perfect game. Yeah, And I and I literally telling you. My girl
• 24:14
  was tripping. She was like, damn, we're in four fucking strikes.
• 24:17
  And I was just like that cat, okay, else, I'm telling you.
• 24:21
  I'm telling you I think you can hit a perfect strike in two years.
• 24:25
  This next one's right, right. I really think in two years you'll
• 24:29
  be in here. One day you're gonna come in here and be like,
• 24:30
  bitch, I fucking told you. Guys. I don't think it's that hard.
• 24:33
  I think it's hard. I'm not saying it's easy. No food there's
• 24:37
  it is hard for there's foods that get their plaques on the wall there like
• 24:41
  that. Literally like ay like this food, like he bowled through a perfect
• 24:44
  game, Like we're gonna put his name up here. It only cost him
• 24:47
  his marriage. When do you start getting nervous? Like nervous when I'm then
• 24:52
  like you're like like what number. I get nervous when I'm on a road
• 24:57
  dog because I get my I get too the bulldog, like when I don't
• 25:00
  want it and I'm just coming in there, like usually my first best game,
• 25:03
  Like my best games are like my first three those are usually my first
• 25:07
  like and it's usually the first two I want to say, because I'm like,
• 25:11
  I'm fresh, I'm getting my rhythm back, and I'm sucking throwing them
• 25:15
  like straight, like not really caring, but still focused. And then when
• 25:18
  I start feeling myself and I started focusing on the score, that's when I'm
• 25:21
  like, ah, fuck, you know everybody's watching, like I can't magically,
• 25:25
  I can't imagine getting to nine and how stressful the tenth one is and
• 25:29
  you fucking up the tenth one. I'm sure it's happened. A lot of
• 25:32
  people have. Yeah, I'm sure it's happened. Even the Japanese guys are
• 25:34
  the Asian foods that are in there fucking bowling and like crazy, and I
• 25:37
  see those fools, like those fools are like like they hit strikes or almost
• 25:42
  strikes every time, but it's never like consistent like the Japanese businessman. Nah,
• 25:48
  yeah they're that businessman something that they were those suits and shit, but
• 25:52
  but no, it's just like a group of like four or five Japanese food
• 25:56
  just going there and bowl. It depends on what bowling at it am.
• 25:59
  I usually like what's Minister Lanes Westminister Lanes. I like Valencia Lanes. I
• 26:03
  like classic bowling alleys. You know where you could get the place by the
• 26:07
  hour. Some fucking are we on Patreon? You is it that time yet?
• 26:14
  Yeah? Some fucking stupid ass bowl arrows fucking will not even charge you.
• 26:21
  Yeah, so would not even charge you, like charge you like an
• 26:25
  after the hour. So okay, So, like I told you, I've
• 26:27
  only when I go to bowling alley, I kind of just go to do
• 26:30
  something. I don't even remember how how what's the run? Now? How's
• 26:33
  the charge? Is it? Power? Usually it's per hour like the classic
• 26:38
  places don't charge you like an hour because it goes by quick. But it's
• 26:41
  like you got your own shoes, huh nah? Not yet? Yeah,
• 26:45
  baller like you, I'm trying. He's got like eight balls. Yeah.
• 26:51
  I came up from this, like from this this lady's husband who had a
• 26:55
  professional bowler as a husband who died, big ass black dog like literally has
• 27:00
  shock hands, so like his whole his balls have three holes. So I'm
• 27:04
  learning how to get good at bowling with the ball that has three holes,
• 27:08
  which is a little a little weird because a lot of people are like what
• 27:11
  the fuck, like, how are you bowling with the three holes? And
• 27:14
  I'm like and I feel like that kind of made my game a little bit
• 27:17
  better because I've seen people that fucking throw it by holding it. I fucking
• 27:21
  hate that ship, dog, I fucking hate that ship. That's kind of
• 27:23
  funny to watch the doing that. Yeah, Like, but I'm just like
• 27:27
  fool. This food are just like fucking just looks like I'm chaming. Is
• 27:30
  it a rule like if you if you join bowling tournament, is there a
• 27:34
  certain way you have to balls or a certain way a certain the weight on
• 27:40
  your ball. That's a good question. You probably looked into it, right
• 27:44
  zone. No, you, I mean the rules like can they just can't?
• 27:47
  You just can't pass that line? That's it. Yeah, you can
• 27:48
  throw it however you want. Yeah, grandma style, Yeah you get us.
• 27:52
  You could roll it off if you want, Okay, I don't.
• 27:56
  I thought they had rules, you know. I thought, like I thought
• 27:57
  they'd have that's dope, though, Well they don't give a fun It's a
• 28:00
  haunted bowling ball. Only the only way I would like it for that bowling
• 28:04
  for the most bowling balls to be haunted is if it works like the like
• 28:07
  mic shoes right from Wow. Whereas like I put my figures in the bolleyball
• 28:12
  and all of a sudden that feels like it's time and then we just fucking
• 28:15
  start killing foods and now you gotta Now you gotta protect that ball to save
• 28:19
  your life. It's a fourteen pounder. I mean, I did come up
• 28:25
  on some pretty cool ones, like I have a Star Wars one with the
• 28:29
  Darth mall. Have a Mickey Mouse one. There's I have a Spider Man
• 28:36
  one. There's one that's that's seek Through there has a bunch of snakes inside.
• 28:40
  I have a bunch of cool shit. I have a feeling. I
• 28:42
  mean, I know this, but imagine getting killed by a bowling ball.
• 28:47
  Oh death, Italian mobster, Italian mobster, fucked up some that'd be crazy
• 28:55
  to get killed by a bowling ball. That's easy, though, write is
• 28:56
  the way you fucking grab it. I mean, yeah, like you can
• 29:00
  if you can hit somebody in the head with a bowling ball, like with
• 29:04
  like because it's like literally murdering somebody with a blunt object and blunt being it's
• 29:10
  like solid like all the way, so it's just like you're you're gonna be
• 29:14
  cracking their skull. But if you hit him in the back, bro,
• 29:17
  that's it. Bro. That slights out. Don't fucking look at me like
• 29:22
  you're thinking about doing it to me? And shit, did you see that
• 29:26
  he's on? I don't. I sent you that video. How bad you
• 29:30
  feel for that lady that couldn't get out of the ocean. Oh that I
• 29:33
  kind of thought about you because I was like, bro, this is these
• 29:34
  are the videos that makes he's do not want to go into the ocean.
• 29:37
  There's this video this lady dog, she just went in there. She goes
• 29:45
  in there. Oh yeah, she's like at first she runs away, but
• 29:52
  then the second wave gets her. Yeah, and when the sand keeps digging
• 29:56
  her like Lassa has to go in there and get her dog. And then
• 30:02
  I said he's on much. I should enough because I wanted him on.
• 30:04
  I wanted him to go and learn how to swim and just experience it.
• 30:07
  I send this video because I'm like, bro, you're right, there's times
• 30:10
  where if the ocean wants to fuck you, yeah, because I don't think
• 30:14
  you think yeah. I think it was just too much. She got caught
• 30:17
  in the wrong place. I'm on a type wrong current rip tide riptide.
• 30:21
  I don't I don't know if me, I don't know if she wasn't strong
• 30:22
  enough. I don't know if anybody, but it looked like she was.
• 30:25
  It's kind of hard to get away from a riptide. You have to usually
• 30:26
  get like a lifeguard. I fucking barely got away from one fucking swimming at
• 30:33
  night in Mexico at the time, on a family vacation, and I was
• 30:36
  just so fucking scared because you can. You try so hard to swim.
• 30:40
  People don't know. You gotta like swim sideways. And I just fucking kept
• 30:42
  on going and it kept on pulling me out, and I was like,
• 30:45
  fuck, I'm gonna fucking this is how I go. They're gonna you know,
• 30:51
  but uh yeah, that's just scary. You thought about you thought you
• 30:56
  were dying for you That's a fucking trippy's feeling because it's like you're literally swimming
• 31:03
  for your life. Fucking swimming. How funny. Some people do that shit
• 31:04
  for fun, but other times it's still like, save your fucking life,
• 31:07
  Oh dude, I it's it's gotta be one of the women's never fun.
• 31:11
  No, it's gotta be one of like, not one of the worst does,
• 31:12
  but it kind of does. And especially were like because you're floating and
• 31:17
  eventually you can't swim because you're tired and you know you're gonna die, and
• 31:22
  then you kind of drown. You. I can't die. I can't die,
• 31:25
  dude. That death must be brutal. Dog, just being in the
• 31:29
  middle of ocean trying to survive and eventually you have to give up. Not
• 31:33
  making my PTSD is coming back. I'm gonna traumatize. Now. You think
• 31:37
  people take ships in the ocean? Oh yeah, dude. One time,
• 31:41
  one time I was in Mexico and we were like in the river Mexican.
• 31:44
  Yeah, we're in the river. And I was like and eleven twelve,
• 31:48
  we're on that age. And I had an older had an older cousin,
• 31:52
  and this foe was like, look at this goes in the middle of the
• 31:55
  river, takes a ship that she goes all straight up all the way to
• 31:57
  the top, and it's just like what the fuck dog, But it's a
• 32:01
  river. River, We're like like in Mexico, and it just floored.
• 32:05
  It just went down the river real fast, you know. The other day
• 32:07
  it was just fucking just like bummed the Senato. He was like kicking it
• 32:12
  like by his apartment building and fucking Vermont and like, I guess this food,
• 32:15
  like he was like making a mess already and like and like just making
• 32:21
  a mess. And I guess people would have like he had been kicking him
• 32:22
  on the apartment building, and I guess the lady from the third floor had
• 32:27
  been seeing him right for a while and then like this food was about to
• 32:30
  take a ship like against the wall, and this lady like this lady,
• 32:35
  I'm sure that because I saw that. I saw the water hit him and
• 32:37
  then he just started running food. But this layland, she must have been
• 32:42
  boiling that water. But it was a second or the third floor, so
• 32:49
  that the whole kay am dog and that fo foo had his pants down like
• 32:52
  he was plotting out to take a ship by the door where these fools come
• 32:54
  in. So I get why the lady would throw the hot water and if
• 32:58
  that ship was fucking boiling food, because he was like one of these like
• 33:00
  the black fools, had a bad spot and everything that should hit him right
• 33:04
  here and it ran down his bag and I just started booking it and he
• 33:07
  tripped because his pants were down. Yeah, bro, I wanted to start
• 33:09
  recording it, but I was just started laughing. I was just like,
• 33:12
  man, I was like this would have been great for the block. But
• 33:15
  I was like, I was like, you just just be happy. You
• 33:17
  sorry, considering the fact that I feel about but miling. If you if
• 33:22
  you got to take a ship like a homeless style, like, would you
• 33:25
  how you're handling that like you're throwing it out a wall in the forest.
• 33:30
  No, he was like like, like how the guy threw it the wall?
• 33:35
  He like was like like, like, you know, like putting his
• 33:37
  ass cheek pressed to the wall. That's what I'm saying is you're trying to
• 33:40
  hide it. You can't. You don't want to be seen. I felt
• 33:44
  that they do that shit and it just ships like down the wall. I
• 33:47
  didn't know. It was like they were just I don't know, but it's
• 33:51
  homeless. These fools don't have like solid shits. It's like fucking splattering everything.
• 33:53
  It's like fucking nest quick. Yeah, that's nasty. Dog just stumbled
• 33:59
  the endoor on the inside is homeless. I just I mean this sounds crazy,
• 34:02
  but like I would want to live in Venice. I'd go in there
• 34:07
  and take a shit, and you be honest, I don't think it's come
• 34:08
  out. Then come out and then use that water stuff to water the soft
• 34:13
  and I'll get a shower every day, and dude, it's gonna suck.
• 34:15
  But dude, if you need a shower, it's going to cold water.
• 34:19
  They just cracked down on all those homeless people that are staying inside those restrooms
• 34:23
  in Venice. Oh yeah, yeah, there's people in there with all their
• 34:25
  fucking shit in there. I would go and just say fire to him.
• 34:30
  I can't do that. Those are the human beings that was our unhoused people
• 34:36
  accorning to damn tired of this bums in La ship Bro like that ass.
• 34:43
  Bro like the fuck. Bro, Like everybody's in their bones over here,
• 34:45
  all of us sitting they're letting four hundred and fifty Venezuelans come through the border.
• 34:50
  I was like, bro, nah, but we got bigger problems.
• 34:52
  Do you think these fools are not gonna be future bums? A lot of
• 34:54
  future bums is what I see future bums. Like, there's gonna be some
• 34:59
  people. I mean, like, hey, man, you know she ended
• 35:00
  up getting a job at Baker and working at the motel six doing housekeeping.
• 35:06
  How many jobs like that can you fucking provide? But you got four hundred
• 35:09
  what is it? People that left their country? Yeah, I don't know.
• 35:15
  Man, it's a crazy tinnel. But I mean, I mean,
• 35:16
  I gotta be for real though everywhere I go it is always unstaffed. There's
• 35:27
  never employees, never nothing stopped. I'm not saying we need workers, but
• 35:31
  people didn't seem lazy. But everywhere I go, you don't know how fat
• 35:36
  the lines are for like bonds, well, because you're not buy liquors,
• 35:38
  so I can't do self checkout because they just expect they're want to do self
• 35:40
  checkout. Yeah, they're just so fucking lazy where they just want everyone do
• 35:45
  self checkout. I'm like, bitch, I got liquor. I can't,
• 35:45
  Like I literally can. Then you ask him like, well, you gotta
• 35:49
  wait. In life, these nines are fucking massive everywhere and there's just no
• 35:52
  people. And you know how in Glendale or I don't know what cities,
• 35:54
  but now you have to press the bond they get toothpaste. How long it
• 35:58
  takes for someone to fucking get That's why I mess stuff up in the market,
• 36:00
  bro, because I'm tired of dealing with that ship. Now now you
• 36:04
  know what dog? Now, when I see toothpaste and I see it,
• 36:07
  I'm just gonna fun sit up even more. Dog, you seem like you're
• 36:09
  the type of person to stop the people that are stealing and shit because you're
• 36:14
  just so for sure. Dog. Oh, you would clothes line up at
• 36:17
  the very if you're at you're at ros. You wouldn't there to get sucks.
• 36:21
  I'm finding I'm finding the waiting car outside and pointing the gun while my
• 36:25
  lady pops with tires. You like, get away, be like yeah,
• 36:30
  like for real, I'm pointing the gun at that motherfucker right there. I
• 36:34
  like your enthusiasm. It's not your ross, he's I don't care. I
• 36:37
  don't want you to find a new approach that'll definitely get you nine five years
• 36:42
  for a fucking attempted murder, but not in California. I'll be out in
• 36:45
  fourteen hours, is right. He will be out first offense. I might
• 36:52
  not even go to jail. It might just be like, well, just
• 36:53
  don't do it again. He's mad at the homeless, Sam Tripoli's mad at
• 36:58
  fucking Hawaii. What are you mad about? Xavier? What am I mad
• 37:02
  about? I'm at that right now. It looked like a fucking Figais fan.
• 37:08
  Dog, you're a northern tiger. Oh, that is true, though,
• 37:13
  you're all right, You're all right. There are Northern tigers over there
• 37:16
  at the LAFC game. Good point. Thank you for saving me right there,
• 37:20
  my boy, good save. Yeah. But what else am I bad
• 37:22
  about? I remember I was telling you that story about the papers. I
• 37:28
  am adam that I don't have papers because if I had papers, I would
• 37:30
  have a way better hairline. I painted. This little kid is Batman?
• 37:37
  Motherfucker thought he actually was Batman. Oh yeah, you were talking to us
• 37:39
  about this story. This kid was like, watch not special? Normal?
• 37:46
  Is it a birthday party? Is this a birthday party? Typical birthday?
• 37:51
  We ask you? Can you pay me pretty much? And like I just
• 37:54
  did like some silver? So what what? What? What? What is
• 37:59
  there? A jumper? You the attraction? There's a two three year olds
• 38:01
  or they're fine moms there, you're a jumper. He has what in them?
• 38:07
  Do something? He didn't have down syndrome. He was just hyped.
• 38:13
  So I finished. You know, it took me like five minutes, you
• 38:15
  know, to black faced them, to do it. H would second,
• 38:21
  I said you you gotta put your headphones on. I said, you black
• 38:25
  faced them first, because Batman cope based yes, technically you have to so
• 38:34
  I paint him and I'm done, and I'm like showing him the mirror and
• 38:37
  he just starts like he was Batman. He was like, I'm Batman.
• 38:44
  So this kid like just starts fucking running around and all of a sudden,
• 38:46
  I see them like holding them bringing him back, and he's like bleeding.
• 38:51
  Apparently he fucking ran into something and fucked the ship up. But after a
• 38:55
  while he was like, you know, he came back and I cleaned off
• 39:00
  the blood and fixed it a little bit. But man, that kid was
• 39:04
  painted on a band aid. Yeah, he was Batman. Was Batman.
• 39:09
  He was trying to save his fucking mom from getting beat up by the dad
• 39:13
  or some shit like You're not gonna do it anymore. I'm Batman. What
• 39:16
  type of birthday parties were you doing? Typical typical birthly parties? Has okay
• 39:22
  you said that? Has there ever been a crazy altercation in one of these
• 39:25
  parties? Were like, or deal's not supposed to be here, just going
• 39:31
  up, dude, Like I had. I had a friend who told me
• 39:34
  that his I mean, I'm gonna you can know your story, but I
• 39:37
  remember he told me a story that the reason is started uncle doesn't come over
• 39:40
  no more is because of a Christmas party. He took a shit in the
• 39:43
  laundry. Matt, that's it. I thought you were gonna say some shit
• 39:46
  like pedophile or some shit. No, it doesn't. Running my friends,
• 39:51
  I was like, but or my friends families, But yeah, go ahead
• 39:54
  and finish. I witnessed at this party this coal of the family obviously was
• 40:01
  getting too turned up on fucking bud lights or Budweiser, or he was hitting
• 40:07
  the battle or something. He goes up, He goes up to a nephew,
• 40:13
  a child, somebody's kid, and some words were exchanged. And this
• 40:16
  was a little kid. What could a little kid possibly tell you. I
• 40:20
  don't know what. He probably told him to something to make a mad long
• 40:22
  story, shorty fucking smack the shit out of him. I'm like in a
• 40:25
  corner face painting, you know, kind of but you see with your peripheral
• 40:30
  vision everything what's going on. All of a sudden, I see everybody go
• 40:34
  like kind of rush him, and they kind of pull him outside, and
• 40:37
  like they let him stay at the party. But I think that guy was
• 40:39
  gonna get his fucking He's gonna get fucking fucked up or something, because he
• 40:45
  was drunk, but he fucking smacked a little kid. And I think the
• 40:49
  only reason that he got away with it was because, law, well it's
• 40:52
  that drunk uncle again. He smacked a little kid. Yeah, I mean
• 40:57
  I kind of I kind of laughed because you know, nobody was looking at
• 41:00
  me. But it was sad when I thought about it in hindsight, because
• 41:02
  that guy had like some big hands. Well how hard did you smack him?
• 41:07
  Dude? Hard? It is hard enough for the kid to fucking be
• 41:08
  like knocked down. And that's why, like everybody's like, he started crying
• 41:13
  and everybody's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, oh,
• 41:15
  exactly, like scary shit like that. You know, he's probably just projecting
• 41:22
  on the ship that's going on in his life. What are you doing in
• 41:25
  this situation like that? No, I don't don't know you so I don't.
• 41:30
  I don't. You have to defend the kid, dog, especially if
• 41:32
  you saw it. I saw the kid getting here, I have to do
• 41:35
  something. What did it be was glasses on the Yeah? No, no,
• 41:40
  but you don't. You know it's funny, you know how you said
• 41:43
  someone took a ship in the laundry mat. Yeah, dog, So we
• 41:46
  had a family We had a family party on my house back in the day,
• 41:51
  like a Christmas party and you know, throws me steals. Everyone came
• 41:55
  to the house and everybody drank. We were like I was, I wasn't
• 42:00
  at the drinking age, but I was like like sixteen where I kind of
• 42:04
  knew everybody was was at the wine cooler age. Yeah, the wine cooler
• 42:06
  age. Like they're not supposed to know I'm drinking. But party goes down
• 42:10
  everybody. It's a cool night. We're playing content though. It's like this
• 42:14
  little game, card game, and everyone's having a great time. Everyone goes
• 42:15
  to sleep and don't go to sleep, no big deal. The next morning,
• 42:20
  dog, while you hear my dad is like someone didn't want him to
• 42:27
  admit it. They shipped all over the fucking toilet, dog like bad,
• 42:30
  bad bad, like like bad like homeless, yeah, like what you did
• 42:35
  at hood stocks, No, but worse they missed a toilet like jackass,
• 42:40
  like like bad out drunk. You know how you're hungover as fuck sometimes and
• 42:45
  you gotta take a ship. It was one of those ships, and my
• 42:46
  dad knew they didn't clean. It was my dad knew too, because it
• 42:50
  was like, man, when I was the p that wakes up like a
• 42:52
  six seven. So my dad was like, that had just happened. It
• 42:54
  wasn't even like this wasn't that long ago, dude. No one can confessed
• 42:59
  to it. Dog. And it could have been a tea, could have
• 43:04
  been my tea. But we were, we were how many people should was,
• 43:07
  dude? I remember seeing it. I remember seeing it. Dog that
• 43:10
  was a grown man deal ship dog. There wasn't that wasn't a kid ship
• 43:14
  took a picture, no, dude, because my dad called it. But
• 43:16
  I heard my dad yell. And when your dad yells you got you show
• 43:21
  up, I would have ran up there like I wouldn't even do it right
• 43:24
  up there, like and I went in there, dude, and my dad
• 43:28
  was like lost, just doesn't eat, just mad, bro, because it's
• 43:39
  his house, it's our house. At the end of day, we got
• 43:43
  cleaning. You know, my mom, how many people is he asking?
• 43:45
  Though he's asking it's breakfast, you know how people spend the night, Kate,
• 43:49
  But how many people is he asking? Like? How many people?
• 43:51
  It was twenty people because people slept, people slept on the floor that night.
• 43:55
  It was one of taking people to the back one by one. Twenty
• 43:58
  people though that I could have been abody, That's what I'm saying that and
• 44:01
  every and the person that didn't knew that they weren't going to get caught because
• 44:05
  there was too many people to point it down on any motherfucker. Do you
• 44:07
  have an idea of who what might have been? We were picking the fat
• 44:10
  fucks because this ship was a fat fuck shit dog. It wasn't dude,
• 44:15
  trust me, and I ran up there. It was bad, bro.
• 44:19
  And then it was that time that my mom had the carpet, you know,
• 44:22
  the carpet that you put around the toilet at the bottom of gun trash
• 44:29
  trash bro, and you don't know I remember, I guess who fucking cleaned
• 44:32
  it? Yeah, Bro. My sister was like, nah, that paid
• 44:37
  me though I was like nah, dog like because nobody was down dog.
• 44:42
  It was bad, bad, and my dad kind of helped me, but
• 44:45
  I was like, fuck it gave me, gave me, gave me one
• 44:46
  hundred bucks. Fuck. That must have been fifteen fourteen. At fifteen fourteen,
• 44:52
  I was with it. I was like, dude, fuck it,
• 44:53
  and my mom looked at me, and I wasn't gonna make my mom do
• 44:55
  it. Dog, it's a female over the seat thumb me, mom,
• 45:00
  this ship with it? I mean could have been my mom's fault too,
• 45:02
  because I saw it so that day the night before I was eighteen. Man
• 45:07
  is back in the chair. Oh it's sub TEENA what up? Teeny man?
• 45:12
  Where the fuck you been at? Yeah? Teen, he's right,
• 45:13
  that's a dumb ass carpet. It's just pissed on it all the time.
• 45:17
  That's true. That toilet carpet, toilet, it's a dumb ass carpet.
• 45:22
  I don't need. I don't need something next to the toilet to match the
• 45:24
  walls. Yeah, carpet. Teen, He's right on that. It was
• 45:28
  a dumb ass fucking that's a dumb invention. But if anything, I would
• 45:30
  just have the toilet paper match the walls. Yeah, Like you know what
• 45:35
  it could have been. It could have been my dad. No, that
• 45:37
  seems like too much. She still had to pay you, because if I
• 45:39
  would have done it, I would have done that. I would have been
• 45:42
  like, who was it? No, because that's if it's your own house,
• 45:44
  you immediately have to clean it up yourself. But yeah, I don't
• 45:49
  know that's what your theory is your dad fucking Stockholm funnel. Because someone said
• 45:53
  it was actually's dad, and I was like, could it have been now
• 45:57
  I'm over here founding my dad, Trust me that it was your mom?
• 46:01
  Nah? Trust me, dude. This shit was wild. Bro, It's
• 46:04
  just a rabbit hole. It just keeps getting deeper and deeper. You have
• 46:07
  you ever asked anybody that wasn't there? We asked everybody, No one can.
• 46:09
  Why don't we call somebody from the chat room. Let me talk about
• 46:13
  my fucking salty asked that all of a sudden in front of all my uncles
• 46:17
  and aunts. I don't know where. She's all like, remember when you
• 46:20
  shit in my pool? And I was just like what fuck? What?
• 46:24
  Yeah? Once, maybe a couple of times. That's kind of nasty,
• 46:30
  fool. You know. They gotta you know that, to drain the pool.
• 46:32
  Right. I fell in there, and really I didn't shit in there
• 46:37
  is more of I fell in there, I came out, and the why
• 46:39
  every time I come back, you're moist fucking telling a story about me shitting
• 46:43
  myself. I fucking fell in the pool. I got out of the pool
• 46:47
  and with the shock and that was just another water shocked you that bad?
• 46:52
  You shit yourself? No? Well, I mean we had fucking Papa John's
• 46:57
  not too uh long ago prior to that, and then like I just fucking
• 47:02
  fell in there and it was just sucked me up. And you know,
• 47:07
  they have to drain the whole pool. It's not like it's not like Pete.
• 47:09
  Yeah, it's not like Pete where they can just put a bunch of
• 47:12
  colorine and it's gone. I had to drain the whole pool. Like someone
• 47:15
  takes the shit at fucking raging waters. That's bad. That's a big deal.
• 47:22
  So my fucking arms like bringing that up, and I'm like, good,
• 47:25
  yeah, because you cost a lot of money due to bring the pool.
• 47:28
  You ruined the whole pool party that happened twenty years ago. Fucking when
• 47:31
  did she bring it up? I don't know. She's fucking being salty and
• 47:35
  ship no, I said, when, Oh, just recently had a fucking
• 47:37
  h I was visiting my grandma and some uncles were there and I'm just like
• 47:44
  chilling, you know, just making small talk, and then all of a
• 47:46
  sudden, she's like, he remember when you shied in my pool And everybody
• 47:51
  was like like a total bully, and that's totally not like her, and
• 47:52
  they was like a fucking wench you're supposed to be my fucking Marina fucking telling
• 48:00
  people about when I fucking ship at one time. Fuck, I was seven
• 48:05
  years old. You never I would honestly that I wouldn't taken a person and
• 48:08
  be like, why are you bringing all ship up? Bitch? I would
• 48:12
  have said some like I wanted to, But then I just caught myself.
• 48:15
  I was be like, remember when you're fucking ex husband locked you out of
• 48:20
  your own house. Okay, I went there. I'm sucking. I hope
• 48:25
  none of my family or my ladies family, I've been fucking dog. You
• 48:31
  should go the patron you d all bade me. I didn't do anything.
• 48:38
  I wasn't the dead beat dad. You know. It was that guy.
• 48:43
  You know I was there to fucking just anything. He saved you'all marriage,
• 48:45
  remember y'all right, I'm not gonna lie like I wouldn't be. That was
• 48:47
  the one good thing I wouldn't. I would have busted something like remember when
• 48:51
  my deal hit you this like that, Bro, Brian, that's not funny.
• 48:58
  No wonder he hit you. I don't know, yeah right, you
• 49:01
  don't know how to let you know, how to let things go. Yeah,
• 49:06
  I always gotta bring up old ship. Yeah, but that you get
• 49:08
  hit every fucking they're really bringing up old ship with him? Stop bringing up
• 49:13
  up? Does your lady do that to you? Like, I don't know,
• 49:16
  You're lucky it won't. It depends sometimes, but not like that.
• 49:20
  Hell no, I just I think it's because, like I'm pretty I'm pretty
• 49:23
  open about how like my like, I'm pretty explosive. Like I'll literally be
• 49:30
  like angry. Stop. Yeah, just because I don't want it to get
• 49:35
  you know, I don't like to get it. I don't not that I
• 49:37
  don't like to get angry. I just like it takes a lot of it
• 49:40
  takes a lot of energy out of me. I don't get angry like the
• 49:43
  average person. Yeah, it's so draining for the person like me. And
• 49:47
  like it goes over to like the next day and the next day. It
• 49:51
  depends on how bad the fight was. So I really try to like avoid
• 49:53
  those kinds. That's why I take it I would, I mean personally,
• 49:57
  I take it so personal. So the cat saves a day for you that
• 50:00
  day, yeahs at doing I'm picking him up from adoption tomorrow. Oh nice,
• 50:04
  he's gonna go. Yeah, I mean it's gonna be some work because
• 50:07
  obviously he's scared of everything because he was on the freeway. But I'll beat
• 50:10
  the I'll doc I'm recording everything, the whole thing, so it's gonna be
• 50:14
  on my YouTube channel. So I mean, oh, they'll say it only
• 50:17
  I kind of want to know how you found him. But you watch the
• 50:20
  YouTube channel. Go head over days on YouTube channel. I mean I did
• 50:24
  look so so I'll give everybody a short detailed story on it. What is
• 50:31
  it. I was driving to the Swammyat. I was in the carpool lane.
• 50:37
  I was seeing on the side side of my side. I seen that
• 50:39
  there was a cat there, and I'm although, that's what I mean.
• 50:42
  You're driving before, don't you going like sixty fifty or yeah, like and
• 50:45
  you just said. But I looked through my rearom mirror and I was like,
• 50:47
  that doesn't look like a cat. That's dad. Looks like it's taking
• 50:52
  fear and just like fearing for his life. But it's empty because I'm going
• 50:54
  to a swammyat. So it's early in the morning, so I pull over,
• 51:00
  go back around, and end up trying to get it. Stuff happens
• 51:05
  in between, HP shows up, stops traffic. Everything. Oh fuck,
• 51:10
  like that yeah, the freeway. I saw it this camera because the cat
• 51:16
  was it was very it was very difficult getting the cat and we ended up
• 51:21
  having to pull the cat like how we ever we did and c HP took
• 51:24
  us to the shelter and yeah, I'll just leave it there. So wow,
• 51:31
  I didn't know it was that I did that. That's way more than
• 51:32
  I thought. That's pretty dope. It's very empathetic of you, you know,
• 51:37
  like you must have just felt shitty for that cat and you're like,
• 51:40
  I gotta do something, and he pulled over and helped it. I mean,
• 51:44
  it was on the freelod it was like the cop was like, yeah,
• 51:45
  that it was. I was gonna have to close the freeway up because
• 51:49
  it was going to be a dead cat sometime during the day. So you're
• 51:52
  saving tax paper, tax payer money, Yeah, I guess, so say
• 52:00
  say you know and might not add you know. I don't know how people
• 52:04
  feel about HP, but that was one of some of the nicest officers officers
• 52:08
  I've ever encountered my whole life. I think I think I think they're nicer
• 52:15
  because I don't interact with as much bullshit as a record. Like literally the
• 52:20
  nicest and most helpful cops I've ever encountered in my whole life. I almost
• 52:25
  was like, holy shit. I was like, Barts need to cook for
• 52:28
  this division. Damn. He's on do you support that? You back the
• 52:30
  blue? That back up? But I was like, you know what,
• 52:34
  ud, yeah, I do back to blue talking about yeah, except for
• 52:38
  defunding the police is going for everybody who defunded the police, it's not going
• 52:43
  good for him except for those crooked as. Can't fucking shopping at Macy's without
• 52:47
  fucking you know, people fucking going and so it's free pickings. They don't
• 52:53
  give a fuck no more. That was a bond and some ladies like you
• 52:55
  didn't pay for this, and she just kept walking in said I haven't received.
• 52:59
  The ladies like, let me see. He just keeps walking and the
• 53:00
  ladies like they just go go to the machine, delete it and that's it.
• 53:06
  They don't write no one down, they don't look at the cameras.
• 53:08
  They don't do nothing other than delete it, like like like broken merchandise,
• 53:13
  as if it's as if it went bad. It's just crazy how much they
• 53:17
  don't care. And you still paying for every fucking water, paying for every
• 53:22
  fucking avocado. While these folds don't pay for ship. Let me tell you
• 53:25
  something. Act. We live in a society, and the society we live
• 53:30
  by a certain set of rules. You gotta pay for the water, so
• 53:36
  you know how not to pay for with the water. You know how not
• 53:37
  to pay for the water. I found a trick that is that is the
• 53:44
  best one. But if you kind of want to get away with it,
• 53:46
  you put it at the bottom. And sometimes the bitch forgets to ask you
• 53:51
  if you have anything at the bottom. Not really stealing. That's their job,
• 53:53
  everything they do. Put it at the bottom. And what I didn't
• 53:58
  do your job to scin I forgot it was there. You forgot I was
• 54:00
  doing your job to look. No, you're not gonna get a job for
• 54:02
  five bucks. But just a free pop bucks. It's a free pop bucks.
• 54:06
  Just put it there. Sometimes, I tell you. Sometimes I ask
• 54:07
  you water, you say yeah, And sometimes they don't. And on the
• 54:09
  top of guy who's always talking to these fucking whoever the fuck's there, So
• 54:13
  I'm trying to strike them from the water. Dog, you're gonna be a
• 54:15
  great old man. I'm old. I forgot, like, oh fucking I've
• 54:21
  talked about this. I can't wait to like tell people have dementia or Alzheimer's
• 54:24
  and just randomly touching women. Yep, my wife's. And then my son
• 54:31
  be like, it's notice, I'm gonna be embarrassed. I said, it's
• 54:40
  just corporations. Yeah, bro, but first they started corporations, dog,
• 54:45
  and then it's sucking them knocking at your door following you home because you went
• 54:49
  through three thousand dollars and that's a lot to them. Yep, there's a
• 54:52
  great way they're gonna go ahead and do that. And it's like, I
• 54:54
  feel that you need to give the authority to some kind of people that are
• 54:58
  qualified to do it, because if you give it is somebody that handle it
• 55:00
  on their own. Like, let's just say somebody trusted. We're gonna trust
• 55:04
  he's one to make his best judgment. You have a lot of different people
• 55:07
  shot every week. He's on more like fucking Judge Dread. Yeah. Like
• 55:10
  like I'd be on some robo cop shit like I'd be like, oh,
• 55:14
  got too close to my car and be like yo, he was the next
• 55:16
  act. Sorry, dude, you need some kind of order, bro.
• 55:22
  I don't know. There's a great fucking documentary on fucking Teller marketers or the
• 55:28
  fucking people that do the scale. Ye, it's a good lending sucks.
• 55:32
  We went over at the ending was trash because nothing they do. I tell
• 55:37
  the marketers you watch the right people that say that, they're oh, this
• 55:42
  is the fucking Fireman's fun we're calling to see. Oh yeah, I did
• 55:45
  watch the whole thing that it was good, like so interesting, and like
• 55:49
  these are the motherfuckers that are calling me. That's pretty crazy, you know,
• 55:52
  like do you still get them a lot? Do you just hang up
• 55:57
  or don't even answer when it's a scale likely if you don't number with eight
• 56:00
  hundred eight eight, I don't reasually don't pick up. Whenever it says scam
• 56:04
  lightly and I pick up. I just start saying the most offensive ship dude.
• 56:07
  I'm like, what's up? Are we on? Patroon? Yeah,
• 56:09
  I'm like what's up? Baggett? Like like, excuse me, Sirtain,
• 56:13
  I'm like, you heard me, Faggett, what are you calling me for?
• 56:15
  They say, just like they don't know. They're just like you picked
• 56:19
  up a hot bro like you talked to the wrong guy. Yeah, they
• 56:22
  say some shit like oh we have a tier of like can you donate twenty
• 56:25
  dollars donate, they donate more and more. So then I was just like
• 56:31
  this day that they called him, I was having a bad day, so
• 56:34
  I just took it out on this guy. And he's all like, would
• 56:37
  you like to donate fifty dollars to the fucking you know, Fireman's Veterans Memorial
• 56:42
  blah blah blah for their dead kids or some fucking lie that they say.
• 56:45
  Get you started saying some kids, Yeah, fuck you too. So then
• 56:50
  I was all like, yes, I would. I told him yes to
• 56:52
  everything, yes, And then he's all like and then I'm all like,
• 56:55
  uh, you know what, double it, double it? And he kept
• 57:00
  on he's fucking with me now, and he kept on saying, oh,
• 57:02
  so you want to donate one hundred dollars. I'm all like, yeah,
• 57:05
  I would, And then he's like, okay, so's this donation would be
• 57:09
  best for you? And I'm like, no, no, I wouldn't.
• 57:12
  I want to donate a million dollars and like and this motherfucker just keeps talking
• 57:16
  to me. And these guys, these here, these guys as you saw,
• 57:19
  are like not right in the head. They're fucking you know, just
• 57:23
  crazy as career criminals. The fucking scariest thing about that telemarketing ship was that
• 57:29
  guy. That one guy that used to be a fucking uh inmate. He
• 57:32
  tried some peyote or some shit and he killed this fucking oh yeah guy scary.
• 57:37
  The guy that was doing the home calls from home. Yeah, they
• 57:40
  didn't give a fuck because he was so good. Bro, some people were
• 57:43
  just good at getting money from people. Dog like that one guy, the
• 57:45
  main guy, not the main guy, but yeah, it was the main
• 57:49
  guy on the show, the nerdy looking for the one that had the wife.
• 57:51
  I can't believe he had a wife. Oh yeah, the hero the
• 57:53
  guy that was on Heroin. Yeah, the heroin had it. Yeah,
• 57:55
  I can't believe that had a wife. Dog slapping his happened something. His
• 58:00
  name, nickname was Yeah. But this fook the tapper. Yeah, this
• 58:04
  fool could sell the slapper. Yeah. He never worked at a place like
• 58:08
  that. No, I never worked at a place I feel like GEORGEZ Probably
• 58:12
  No he did. He worked at a call center right when he got a
• 58:14
  jail. George did that. George did exactly what these foods were doing.
• 58:16
  Haven't seen it, Nah, he don't watch sometimes. Yes, Hello just
• 58:22
  had blood and Blood. I don't replay everybody blood out right now, football
• 58:25
  a bunch of football lakers, American American me funk freaks music. Definitely watching
• 58:35
  Familia, Yeah, dog, Like I love living with George, but it
• 58:39
  was always the same sha in the living rooms, at least throwing on Boulevard
• 58:43
  Knights. Oh, he loves he does love Peaky Blinders. He loves Peaky
• 58:47
  Blinders and what Really and this Peaky Blonde does Ight and the show from the
• 58:54
  Count, the Wood thing sewn HBO. He loves that. It's just that
• 59:00
  he just on replay Doc. He knows all the quotes, he knows exactly
• 59:02
  what's about to happen. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want I
• 59:09
  don't do that shit. I can't watch the same same shit over and over.
• 59:12
  Did you ever watch pitch Ass House Look Fool the Doctor? Yeah,
• 59:16
  I kind of like that show. I wish he was my doctor though,
• 59:21
  fuck that food. I wish he was a real life He was a little
• 59:25
  kind of a piece of shit doctor. Yeah, but he was smart.
• 59:28
  Yeah, he's like if he ever almost killed me, he'd be like,
• 59:30
  no, no, this is how we save him. Like, yeah,
• 59:34
  like he just I don't know I trust his judgment. You wouldn't, Yeah,
• 59:40
  of course, dude. I mean it's house. But it's just like
• 59:43
  he was a drugging, like I would. Would you want Like, wouldn't
• 59:45
  you be a drugging if you had access to be a doctor, like you'd
• 59:47
  be like, damn if I would d I'll just take this bill. I
• 59:52
  mean, did you ever hear did you ever watch the documentary I'm sure it's
• 59:53
  on Netflix about the lady that worked for the FBI or the CIA where they
• 59:59
  would enter the drugs that they confiscated. She was, Yeah, she was
• 1:00:02
  just testing and he was doing them, and they like a lot. I
• 1:00:07
  became an addict dog like where they were missing? Where they're like, where
• 1:00:12
  the how is there? And then her dumb ass started getting smart. She
• 1:00:15
  started putting water in there, a big old jar of LSD, and she's
• 1:00:19
  like, I'm just gonna start taking it straight from there, drops dock youn't
• 1:00:22
  take drops of acid? This damn all by herself. Solita. Yeah,
• 1:00:29
  she'd go to work and be high on the best of it because she would
• 1:00:31
  test and she would know there's no fence and on it she'd get the purest,
• 1:00:34
  so the pure dog and she would give it to her friends, and
• 1:00:37
  she became an addict, and such an addict that she was doing it on
• 1:00:39
  the job. And one day she forgot the pooky and they found the pooky
• 1:00:44
  in her desk and they investigate up and they investigated dog and she fucked up
• 1:00:50
  for the government because now you got to think about it, you try it?
• 1:00:52
  Would you try that mass though or like those kind of drugs? Oh?
• 1:00:55
  For if I can test it, I know exactly it is. But
• 1:00:58
  if it's the purest like this is government, make at the very least,
• 1:01:00
  I'm sucking going like to it. I want the puer Pier Doggie, I
• 1:01:05
  want to peer pier. Did you try heroin? Yeah, well it's pure,
• 1:01:07
  can't die. You can't die from heroin if it's peer the one thing
• 1:01:12
  you die from is from sucking all the other bullshit they put in it?
• 1:01:15
  Is that true? Yeah, it's really very hard to die from pure from
• 1:01:19
  pure opiate? Like do you know there was the opiate Wars? Do you
• 1:01:22
  know one fourth one one I've had out of every four people in China were
• 1:01:29
  addicted to opium like in the night in the seventeen hundred before. Yeah,
• 1:01:34
  it was bad, bro, and the Chinese did not like it, and
• 1:01:36
  the PERSON and the UK the England people were selling it, so they had
• 1:01:40
  to put it like a stop no more, and they went to war with
• 1:01:44
  England because England was like basins, you're making boatloads of money off of you
• 1:01:47
  guys, and China you're not giving this some of my people no more,
• 1:01:51
  and that's when they shut down China and China did it advanced with the rest
• 1:01:54
  of the world. It's a history podcast. I dropped some ships on time.
• 1:02:00
  That's why. That's why China's getting its revenge. I'm poisoning our ship
• 1:02:02
  as our food. They're poisoning our ship with our kids' minds and ship because
• 1:02:07
  they're just like, oh and the drugs, mainly the drugs that fan that's
• 1:02:10
  all sh all that ship's coming from China. They knew that. They just
• 1:02:14
  had to get in cahoots with all these old drug organizations that be like no,
• 1:02:17
  no, no, just start mixing it with this, and then they're
• 1:02:20
  producing it everywhere else. Imagine look at what look at what we have now,
• 1:02:25
  wonderful skid road and it's reading everywhere like a cancer out here. You
• 1:02:30
  got people over here walk breaking into every goddamn story. Can't you gotta drive
• 1:02:35
  fifty six miles to shop comfortably? Fucking the Zone reminds me of the comedian
• 1:02:40
  from fucking Uh Watchman. It's like this place used to mean something because he's
• 1:02:47
  don't grew up in La. He's been seeing the whole rundown of bit.
• 1:02:51
  But it's like, I think he's gonna fucking suit up. It's fucking iron
• 1:02:53
  Man, soon do something about it. I wish I had Iron Man suit,
• 1:02:57
  Dude, I'd be blowing up so many things. Yeah, what what
• 1:03:01
  I mean? What would you be doing? Dog? If you had something
• 1:03:02
  like that? They should just build a fucking fucking like all right, North
• 1:03:15
  Korea, now hear me out. They have those camps right, okay,
• 1:03:21
  homeless camps. I agree, No, they like send their people to camps.
• 1:03:27
  Anyways. I'm not saying let's send all the homeless to a camp,
• 1:03:30
  but what if it was a fun camp. You know the one thing they
• 1:03:34
  find fun is doing drugs. To give them drugs, well yeah, but
• 1:03:37
  like they go do them at this place like Treasure Island or whatever. You
• 1:03:42
  know, they all got to go over there and live in island, Vent
• 1:03:45
  Island. Send all the bombs. I mean they're gonna do fencing on island.
• 1:03:49
  That's what they're gonna do anyway. But why don't I mean, should
• 1:03:53
  get into politics. But then the ocean is gonna be polluted, like the
• 1:03:58
  shark species are gonna start when he started eating these poisoned people, massed out
• 1:04:02
  sharks. Then what I swam in my honeymoon So I'm in the ocean Mexico.
• 1:04:11
  I thought about you. I was like, damn, he don't would
• 1:04:13
  have loved this. I got an ocean in Mexico. We thought my jacket,
• 1:04:18
  Ray is, are you guys still in the honeymoon phase? And I
• 1:04:20
  mean that with all respect, you know, as you know, I'm part
• 1:04:24
  of it. We are not. It really is starting to me, you
• 1:04:30
  know, it's gonna be honest, be honest. It's good she started having
• 1:04:34
  to naggy. Yet the naggie hasn't started. You're a year into it,
• 1:04:38
  right, you're you you got married last year. Yeah, the nagging is
• 1:04:41
  there sometimes, Yeah, But like do you feel anything's changed now that you're
• 1:04:45
  married? Yeah, definitely. But for the vetter, right, Yeah,
• 1:04:49
  that's what a lot of people were like scared about Xavier looking at you.
• 1:04:56
  I'm good, see Ray, Ray leveled up. I leveled up. I'm
• 1:05:00
  pretty sure Pokemon. These aren't These isn't Pokemon. Don't say okay, well
• 1:05:10
  you I want to see your next level of when your kid coming. Don't
• 1:05:12
  get me hyped up on Pokemon now. Yeah, So back to rod dogging.
• 1:05:17
  Thin That shit fun until it's not. Rod Dogging is like a trap,
• 1:05:24
  bro, It's like a treat. It's like a sweet treat. You
• 1:05:29
  just fucking do it and do it and you're like, oh, I'm ever
• 1:05:30
  too much fun, too much one of mere cant him? Oh ray you
• 1:05:39
  dirty dog? Yeah, you never want to like and then once you like
• 1:05:43
  had a taste of it, bro, you never want to put one on
• 1:05:45
  anymore. That's how they trap us. Honestly, I'm not saying like the
• 1:05:47
  baby, but like they give us a taste of that fucking sweet sweet unfiltered
• 1:05:54
  raw, you know, just taste like it just a taste, fucking feels
• 1:05:59
  like a fucking and just the ocean just wet. I've never looked up vagina
• 1:06:04
  as it like it's unfiltered. Well, like I said, me and my
• 1:06:09
  girl, you know we're responsible, we use brief control. But lately your
• 1:06:14
  boy's been fucking going wrong. Now, you're going wrong. Now, y'all
• 1:06:19
  your kid, your your parents want a kid. My mom, she definitely
• 1:06:24
  my Yeah, I won't hear it from everyone. Me and my sisters are
• 1:06:30
  the only ones in my family, my giant family, that don't have kids
• 1:06:32
  of our own. I mean, I have my little dog, but that's
• 1:06:36
  as good as it gets. And like, right now me and my girl
• 1:06:39
  are being responsible, you know. But there has been a time, a
• 1:06:43
  couple of times where it's it's just like my period didn't come. I'm like,
• 1:06:46
  fuck, you get the Arthur hand. What would Xavier do right now?
• 1:06:55
  Would saying Xavier say to me right now? Started on fucking abortion?
• 1:07:00
  Go fund me? Telling you, dude, I'm gonna be the first one
• 1:07:04
  that starts an abortion. Go fund me? Can you do that? You
• 1:07:08
  can start to go fund me for anything, right I mean, I'm sure
• 1:07:11
  they're gonna tell me I can, but I should be able to. You
• 1:07:16
  were broken with a girl before Valentine's Day to avoid Valentine's Day. Nah,
• 1:07:21
  I'm not that. Yeah, I'm cool. I've done I've done cute fucking
• 1:07:26
  lay mass ship. Dude happened to me before, like on my birthday.
• 1:07:30
  It was somebody broke up with me, then I'm going And then I was
• 1:07:36
  like, I'll take you back, bitch, right, did you Yeah?
• 1:07:40
  Just to cheat on her? Yeah, I just I was like, take
• 1:07:43
  that, Bach's over now. It was it was like eighteen though. Man,
• 1:07:47
  it was weird for me. It was one time. One time some
• 1:07:50
  girl broke up with me. And she broke up with me a little bit
• 1:07:55
  after my birthday. But I thought we were like one thousand because she had
• 1:07:59
  just given and pearl Jordan's and my birthday was like a week ago. So
• 1:08:02
  she gave you a pair of Jordan's, gave me a pearl Jordan's on my
• 1:08:05
  birthday, and then a week later broke up with me her boyfriend and I
• 1:08:10
  thought we were great. You know, I just got par Jordan. Those
• 1:08:12
  are her boyfriend's Jordan's and he found out. I don't know what happened.
• 1:08:15
  I'm not saying you're right wrong, but it was I was like, wait
• 1:08:17
  up, what because I thought we were grounds and business gave me some Jordans
• 1:08:20
  and we should fucking we should have a we should have a good Uh what
• 1:08:25
  is it a new game? Abortion Tier? Fucking Patriots Abortion Tier? Yeah,
• 1:08:30
  like if a case Xavier or would ever get pregnant. We have some
• 1:08:32
  people sponsored the abortion. I'll show you all, show you the fetus step
• 1:08:35
  comes out of plant parry hood. I don't want to see that one.
• 1:08:38
  I'll ask for a picture of I was like, can I get a picture
• 1:08:40
  of my kid? Somebody photoshop Xavier's head onto just some random uh sonogram so
• 1:08:46
  we can see just his face being don't you get mad if your lady prankd
• 1:08:51
  you like that? Though? Like what like if like she got some show
• 1:08:55
  like uh like punked and then she told you, Xavier, I'm pregnant.
• 1:09:00
  Some sometimes they tell you that shit just to see what your reaction is going
• 1:09:02
  to be. Really yep, and that's a joke that you don't think them
• 1:09:11
  telling you. Imagine that the real quick? Yeah, I miss my period.
• 1:09:15
  Sometimes they don't miss the period. Next time she says that, you
• 1:09:18
  say, let me see your vagina, take your finger in there. There's
• 1:09:24
  no blood. If you see blood, bitches lying you wanted if you wanted
• 1:09:27
  to see the reaction of you when you said no or yes or a fuck,
• 1:09:31
  what do we do? Was in a TI that had his a daughter's
• 1:09:34
  examine to make sure she was still a virgin. Getting some ti vibes from
• 1:09:39
  you. X G. Damn would you do that? XG? No,
• 1:09:42
  it's none of my business, but if you had to, we would.
• 1:09:45
  I have to. It's my daughter. I don't give a fuck what she
• 1:09:47
  does. Sorry, Like seventeen or eighteen or sixteen at that time, I'm
• 1:09:53
  highly sure it's called what's it called himlike or what is it? The HYMI
• 1:10:01
  maneuver? No, m hyman, Yeah, hymen hyman maneuver. There's something
• 1:10:06
  like that that. It's called where they're uh yeah, dude, when they
• 1:10:11
  fucking something breaks and that's what makes their period come out. I think when
• 1:10:15
  they're riding a horse. Yeah, is it that? Yeah, it's like
• 1:10:17
  a break, their break the high. I don't know, I know what
• 1:10:20
  you're talking about, like that little crystal and the fucking mental cigarette. Yeah
• 1:10:25
  yeah, once that crush it. Yeah, you gotta crush it. And
• 1:10:29
  technically you're crush yeah, and supposedly your dick's supposed to crush it. But
• 1:10:34
  I guess if you ride horses, are a very active female, you can
• 1:10:38
  pop it like that. But I mean that's what every horse is gonna say.
• 1:10:41
  It's because I'm active, actively slutty. Yeah. Oh Yeah, don't
• 1:10:46
  tell me you're a virgin if I'm not going to see blood. N Yeah,
• 1:10:50
  do you think a girl? You think a girl ever told her boyfriend
• 1:10:54
  that she was a virgin, then she just waited have sex with him on
• 1:10:56
  her period? What do you mean exactly what I mean? You think a
• 1:11:03
  girl? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. You think a girl ever said
• 1:11:06
  I'm a virgin, I've never been with anybody, and she just waits to
• 1:11:11
  have her period and then she has sex with the food that day. I
• 1:11:13
  told you, I told you I'm a virgin. Look at because I heard
• 1:11:17
  that girls are like super horny when they get their period, or that their
• 1:11:23
  orgasms are like fucking you know, insane when they're on their period. Do
• 1:11:27
  you know anything about that? You heard anything about that they're always won on
• 1:11:30
  the period. Yeah. I think that's because hormones and shit, I think
• 1:11:35
  hormones because I can't even get pregnant on there I heard. But another period
• 1:11:42
  I heard I can't get that's when you rough dogg who that's when you're roll
• 1:11:45
  dog. Yeah, it's a rule of thumb. It's more like a lot
• 1:11:50
  of ketchup, Like you like your hot dogs with ketchup. No ketchup.
• 1:11:59
  But you know, sometimes it happens and you can't You can't make your feel
• 1:12:01
  you can't make your partner feel shitty when they're on their period because that's just
• 1:12:05
  natural. You know, they get really embarrassed, do you get all you
• 1:12:10
  do tell them to go to a shower. Yeah, it's like mandatory like
• 1:12:16
  in the thirty of the Sheets. No, so I don't have white sheets?
• 1:12:24
  Ye? Yeah, that's a good reason. Hey, what's what's ever
• 1:12:28
  been an ick for your dog on a date or from a partner like a
• 1:12:34
  pet peeve? Like the deal breaker for you? Like what's been the I
• 1:12:39
  You know how bitches have that? But you know like guys have that ship
• 1:12:43
  too, or it's like it's like a it's like the deal breaker where you're
• 1:12:45
  like, oh man, everything was cool, but this bitch fucking she spoke
• 1:12:49
  to me. Is her breast smell like Cairo, you know, or or
• 1:12:54
  or something like that. I'm not gonna lie if if you know, if
• 1:12:57
  I was in the daily seat and then some girl talks to me, she
• 1:13:00
  was no matter, she was fine, but she had a Cairo breath.
• 1:13:02
  Dog. Oh, I don't think I'd be able to fuck you, and
• 1:13:05
  that's we're sixty ninety bitch here. You could fucking talk to my assince you
• 1:13:09
  smell like it. I mean, you can do something about that breath,
• 1:13:12
  you know, shoot her a toothbrush scope. Cairo had a dead body living
• 1:13:15
  in her. So like, I know for a fact that if I had
• 1:13:17
  to compare it to that person, there's no coming back from that. You
• 1:13:21
  need you throw the whole person away. Well, for me, she's got
• 1:13:27
  a carry conversation because if she's a a dumb dumb then it's like, no,
• 1:13:31
  that's that's a for me, Like this is the half I'm telling you.
• 1:13:36
  Are you playing a bit? I'm no, I'm not. I'm just
• 1:13:42
  I'm having fun with you guys right here banging and tagging. So what so
• 1:13:45
  what would be a deal breaker she's like dumb, Like she could be beautiful,
• 1:13:50
  sexy, all that stuff, But if she's fucking like yeah, that's
• 1:13:55
  that's a big turn off because it's like, okay, you can well it's
• 1:13:59
  what's stupid you? Like just like did see designed question? What's the question?
• 1:14:04
  Like, let's say you're almost gonna give up. You're like not talking
• 1:14:06
  about I need to know about world politics or anything like that. But it's
• 1:14:10
  like, what do you like Jack in the box? Are friking Moore?
• 1:14:15
  That's I feel dumb, Like eat your burger, bitch, eat your fucking
• 1:14:19
  chicken nuggets. You know, isn't that Like wouldn't that have do it for
• 1:14:24
  you? Xavier? Or you don't care? But I mean, if we're
• 1:14:28
  going there, you can't be. You gotta like a little bit of conspiracies
• 1:14:32
  if you're a full on sheep. That's what I'm saying, like, have
• 1:14:35
  something to talk about. I can't carry a conversation. But if you can't
• 1:14:40
  like talk about anything, it's like dangn and like the relationship. Okay,
• 1:14:44
  you would get mad if your lady told you. I really was hoping Bernie
• 1:14:47
  Sanders would have won. Yeah, no, no, okay. Here here's
• 1:14:50
  what it is row that I couldn't stand. I couldn't stand home girl because
• 1:14:57
  all she gave a fuck about she listened and all she listened to E EDM
• 1:15:03
  and Rave Like I asked her, do you listen to anything? No temeculo,
• 1:15:11
  damn bro, All she listened like I get in the car DM DM
• 1:15:16
  hey. All the conversations was hot. And then I was like, you
• 1:15:19
  don't listen to like hip hop rock and not to me, it was just
• 1:15:26
  a turnout because I like, all the time we got into her car was
• 1:15:28
  like push and then it just touched me. And then she got a hard
• 1:15:33
  style. She had like different like it wasn't all the same type of DM,
• 1:15:35
  but there's different styles of DM, and she was just all about it
• 1:15:40
  and it was kind of cool in the beginning. But I'm like, bitch,
• 1:15:43
  have you ever heard of fucking Frank Sinatra? Have you heard of Selene?
• 1:15:46
  Selena? Have you ever heard of the Yeah, like, do you
• 1:15:50
  know music? Do you have you heard of fucking Tim McGraw, I no
• 1:15:56
  poodle DM? And then then I like, do you like Mexican music?
• 1:15:59
  And then she was just give me a medium song with the Mexican beating.
• 1:16:01
  Its like when you hear some Mexican music m And I was like that was
• 1:16:08
  a big turn off. Where if you don't if all you'd like is one
• 1:16:10
  type of music, Like if I met a girl and all she did was
• 1:16:12
  listen to BANDA all day every day, that would blow. I don't care
• 1:16:17
  how you are, I don't care how who chona you are. I don't
• 1:16:19
  care if you got the sack yeah, I don't care if you got the
• 1:16:23
  sack on you. I don't care. I don't And I love my schools.
• 1:16:26
  I don't care if every week we have our che list, but I
• 1:16:29
  can't listen to band that every day. Yeah I do sometimes, but like
• 1:16:34
  honestly, like sometimes if I eat like two cups of oh be like,
• 1:16:43
  could you easm, could you date someone that just listened to hip hop or
• 1:16:45
  just rock, like like rock chick? If you would you date someone that
• 1:16:48
  just all happen? If I have it for and then I just after a
• 1:16:51
  while, I'm just like, you can't go to the same culserts together a
• 1:16:55
  metal metal golf chick, a metal golf mommy. Yeah I've been there before.
• 1:17:00
  Yeah, and I just yes, like I'm just like I can't go
• 1:17:02
  to uh, I can't go to certain shows with you, bitch, because
• 1:17:06
  I just don't like this ship. I remember I tried it. I'm just
• 1:17:09
  like, I'm not gonna go see Marilyn Matson. Yeah, Like I'm just
• 1:17:13
  like, bitch, you're having fun here, Like, bitch, I feel
• 1:17:15
  scared twenty white people here? Yeah, what's that? What's that? What's
• 1:17:21
  the ag for you? Ray? Or what was it? Agg? For
• 1:17:24
  you as far as what doll break like when you were dating or turn off
• 1:17:30
  Republican dan so she was when she was a Trump supporter. Done, bye,
• 1:17:39
  You're fine, That's okay. I'll live with that. Are you gone,
• 1:17:43
  dude? Damn like that? That's tight, though, dog, I
• 1:17:49
  love how you got like best friends. Who's time? Who's ruined? I
• 1:17:59
  was supposed to be the president. It should be more than tight. I
• 1:18:00
  do agree with I do agree with Red. The president should be better than
• 1:18:05
  I want him to win, just so he could come out to the whole
• 1:18:08
  Hogan song. A pool gas one out? Dog? What the fuck the
• 1:18:12
  Biden did that? I just paid six fifty. I pumped one hundred dollars.
• 1:18:17
  You know it was right? It was no. I always pumped premium
• 1:18:23
  like I always have been like, and they usually will fill up. And
• 1:18:26
  the cheapest it's been, it's been like sixty eight dollars and then like just
• 1:18:30
  a reason, I'm like, one hundred bucks is right, exactly a full
• 1:18:32
  tank. I'm like for a V six. I'm sorry before I think,
• 1:18:36
  yeah, it's all the Ukraine's fault. It technically is we gotta pay for
• 1:18:44
  all these venezuelans that are coming over four hundred and fifty thousand people that are
• 1:18:47
  on the railway, one hundred and fifty thousand Texas, New York, and
• 1:18:54
  uh Middle States, all Democrat volders. Hey, remember who did this for
• 1:19:01
  you? Well, they haven't giving me papers and I've been here for twenty
• 1:19:03
  sevens. Do you think these people are getting automatic legal stats? Yeah,
• 1:19:08
  I'm a little upset. Yeah, you're just right. That just hit home
• 1:19:11
  right now. Or I was like, what what I got to marry some
• 1:19:13
  bits to get papers and these fooles just come in here because they're Benezuelan and
• 1:19:15
  they got a stupid accent. Yes, well they're they're they're they do have
• 1:19:21
  a dictator down there and they are starving. Yeah, but it's really don't
• 1:19:27
  give a fuck. Give me papers first, and then we'll do we'll figure
• 1:19:30
  out what they do with them, right, patron, Should I start a
• 1:19:31
  go fund me even though that's not gonna do it? No, it's not.
• 1:19:35
  You should actually get deported and then come back through the four hundred and
• 1:19:39
  fifty thousand people and then they're gonna you know, so we're trying to say,
• 1:19:43
  is right now, I should go on expedia dot com find a flight
• 1:19:45
  to Venezuela. No, just Mexico. Might as well just go straight to
• 1:19:49
  Venezuela. Do How am I gonna get from Mexico Veezula? Either way,
• 1:19:53
  I'm about the butt there there they go through Mexico, not like all these
• 1:19:56
  people. I'm gonna wait and jump in. Yeah, they hopped on a
• 1:20:00
  bunch of empty trains, and then some reason like somebody has to control these
• 1:20:04
  trains they didn't have. If they're empty and they're hearing anything but people,
• 1:20:09
  why are you making them go? If you know that you know what I
• 1:20:13
  mean? Why are you who made this empty? And then you know they're
• 1:20:16
  paying Mexico to let them go buy Chinese. Chinese people right now are going
• 1:20:21
  through Mexico to get into the US. And everyone's giving the pentoml to the
• 1:20:26
  cartel, Yeah, teaching them how to make it, teach them how to
• 1:20:30
  make it, stilling them the synthetic products, shipping them to Mexico. Do
• 1:20:33
  you think the cartonnel's how to make fentanyl? No dogs, Someone taught those
• 1:20:38
  chemists how to make it, and they're like, and oh, we don't
• 1:20:41
  have those chemicals, trying to make them, trying to don't trying to literally
• 1:20:45
  make chemicals to make fentanyl, but they're not allowed to make fol Fentomo is
• 1:20:47
  illegal in their country. There's a pan. You know how they get away
• 1:20:49
  with it. They make the panda. They let the pandas make the fentanyls.
• 1:20:55
  That's how they get around it. Yeah, Exavia, we're experiencing on
• 1:20:59
  what you call a border crisis. Like the Extorcist, I thought you got
• 1:21:01
  possessed for real quick. No, I'm just I know, I heard.
• 1:21:05
  I know. I'm still pretty I'm not gonna lie. The RS so finally
• 1:21:09
  finally started to hit, Like for the last hour, I've been feeling it,
• 1:21:12
  but not like on a Disneyland level. Right cheers, Right cheers.
• 1:21:17
  You watch a lot of TV fu Yeah, I tend to repeat just fucking
• 1:21:21
  catchphrases. Films shift from movies. It's a curse, you probably, but
• 1:21:29
  you probably, like, uh, you probably one of those fools that like
• 1:21:32
  killing in one of those tribute games. Yeah, I'm really quite good at
• 1:21:35
  it. Like you can play almost any snippet of any random movie, and
• 1:21:42
  I got a high chance of guessing the movie you want to try. Do
• 1:21:46
  you do it at bars? No? Raise, raise raised the movie guy?
• 1:21:50
  So if anything, do you have some trivia. Friend. When I
• 1:21:54
  saw that video, when I saw that fucking video of the immigrants coming through,
• 1:21:57
  I just fucking pictured that intro for fucking that the game song, crip
• 1:22:01
  biggest Asians have the Jamaicans. What is it all the West Side story?
• 1:22:08
  Yeah, that's all the West Side story. Yeah, crips, bloods Asians
• 1:22:15
  say the other part Dominicans, Latin Kings, Jamaicans. I don't know what
• 1:22:23
  else he says after that. I mean, we're on patron we can play
• 1:22:26
  the song. You know that, right? Yeah? That piano goes hard
• 1:22:30
  in that song. It does. Who is that? Can you guys hear
• 1:22:33
  that? Damn? I'm so not. I don't have a like a musician's
• 1:22:41
  fucking ear or whatever. I cannot hear the fucking the piano like you guys
• 1:22:45
  said, can't appreciate the beat? Like, yeah, I don't hear it?
• 1:22:47
  Like what you guys? I mean, you rape, you're raping the
• 1:22:50
  lyrics. I'm just listening to music Star right now. The piano, No,
• 1:23:00
  not yet? How do you not hear it? You know what a
• 1:23:06
  piano sounds like. You know that's the piano right there, and that's a
• 1:23:14
  different piano. Now. I can I can hear that key? I can
• 1:23:17
  hear that key. Yeah. But the other one was the piano too.
• 1:23:19
  It was just the higher notes in the front and anything and m M and
• 1:23:25
  anything and then and then it goes to the come on, Doug. I
• 1:23:32
  don't know. I'm telling you, I never had that that. I think.
• 1:23:35
  I really do think it's not a talent but a skill. I really
• 1:23:39
  do think it's a skill to be able to hear like tempos and beats.
• 1:23:43
  And I don't know. I'm sorry for not getting here earlier. I felt
• 1:23:47
  like I again fucking got here late. Didn't give me enough time to do
• 1:23:51
  like more ship with the face painting. But what do you guys think of
• 1:23:54
  the face painting? Was it all looks great? Okay? Yeah? I
• 1:23:58
  feel like nor if you give me that hat real quick, I be throw
• 1:24:00
  it on, throw it on. I think you gotta. I think I
• 1:24:02
  got a bigger head than you. No pun intended the other way, the
• 1:24:08
  other way. It's so it's the biggest. It isn't a little big hit
• 1:24:12
  right here. That could just be your costume for Hollabwe. You could just
• 1:24:15
  have a tiger facebading put one of those hats, Like what are you thinking
• 1:24:21
  do what like George says, because in the North Gate North Kate Dog,
• 1:24:32
  I'm sure you have some some bredos at your house. Everything my dad's my
• 1:24:38
  dad lives that lifestyle. Yeah, but I love that in your blood.
• 1:24:42
  It's in my blood. And let's open up with the phone lines though for
• 1:24:45
  real's call in. Yeah, let's open up. By the way, we're
• 1:24:48
  not gonna have a show on Saturday, guys. We would not be having
• 1:24:51
  a show on Saturday. So take that time off to fuck around and find
• 1:24:57
  out. But life has in store for you. Yeah you can. You
• 1:25:01
  can take this time though, to go to High and Hungry Experience dot event
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  bright dot com. We're at fucking two hundred and twenty five people that are
• 1:25:11
  registered to come, about twenty five vendors out of thirty, and I do
• 1:25:15
  have the rest of them that are going to be confirmed by the end of
• 1:25:17
  the week. Great food vendors, twenty percent off everything there. I'm trying
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  to make make it the most entertaining for you, guys. But just come
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  The Beaches is not too far from there. It's at Huntington Beach,
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  October fourteen. To make sure you get your tickets. And if you want
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  to what does it do with VIP style, you can go ahead and get
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  the VIPP bag. It is gonna be worth at least over two hundred dollars.
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  This is gonna be the best VP bag ever that I've ever done.
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  Yeah, like I said, And also, don't forget all this stuff that's
• 1:25:50
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  subscribe to our newsletters. All you gotta do is put your email and you
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  will receive all updates and everything like that on that website. And go watch
• 1:26:02
  the new episode of High and Hungry featuring the Oogie Boogie Bash. This is
• 1:26:08
  probably the highest episode of High Hungry that I've ever done, So please enjoy
• 1:26:12
  it for your entertainment. And if you want to, you know what I'm
• 1:26:15
  saying, if you want to take that time right now to place that phone
• 1:26:18
  call, you could go ahead and call up right now, call up right
• 1:26:21
  now and just chop it up. Who's gonna bet it's gonna call up for
• 1:26:25
  it. It's gonna be the dog fool or the food from Arizona. I'm
• 1:26:30
  shooting for Arizona. Who's in the chart and you saw that? Yeah,
• 1:26:35
  I mean either way was the number of the pinebra thank you. Yeah,
• 1:26:42
  I don't know. I don't know what. I don't have it right now.
• 1:26:46
  But after we get revery, we should try to get Jenny six nine.
• 1:26:50
  That's a pretty far jump. But do you think so? Yeah,
• 1:26:55
  I think snow wire snow the product would be a bigger jump. I mean,
• 1:26:59
  I think it's easier to get snow white than snow the product. You
• 1:27:02
  know. But fuck you, somebody said, eigtest fan if I ever seen
• 1:27:09
  one, fuck you dog, everybody. Send this to all the homies at
• 1:27:13
  the LAMC game, and then on fucking on Saturday when I get him tickets
• 1:27:17
  to go to the game, just put put it. The only one's gonna
• 1:27:20
  fucking sock you. Dog ain't gonna suck me. He's a lover, not
• 1:27:25
  a fighter dog. He just wants to fight Cosmo. Dog. You didn't
• 1:27:28
  read his post. He's here for Cosmo. He'll put on Cosmo. Can
• 1:27:31
  you imagine the food is under the Cosmos, like some buffast food. Imagine
• 1:27:34
  mma food, bro, That would be so worth to watch. I don't
• 1:27:43
  want to see get beat up. I don't want to get beat up.
• 1:27:45
  I don't want to see anyone get beat I want to see anybody fighting mascot
• 1:27:48
  suits, Dude, they have to fight with the mascot suit on. He
• 1:27:53
  doesn't really have much of a suit. He has to put on the whole
• 1:27:55
  ted ted is like universal ip bro, like I know, l like he
• 1:28:00
  has to fight like a bird suit or something. I sent the clip to
• 1:28:03
  Rich. Yeah, look at it. Of course he didn't ignored your ass.
• 1:28:10
  Probably has you like restricted and blocked straight up fucking over here calling it,
• 1:28:15
  calling his team fucking cheat. You would say, number part two,
• 1:28:20
  tell me that's why women don't want to show because you because me? Yeah,
• 1:28:25
  what the fuck do that? You know? They know you don't respect
• 1:28:30
  them. You don't like my fully toxic videos and my girlfriend is I got
• 1:28:32
  a new one coming for you guys tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how toxic
• 1:28:38
  is it? That's all right? It's okay. Yeah, how's your They
• 1:28:45
  got their sponsorship coming along? Have you? Have you? Have you written
• 1:28:50
  them yet? No? If I want it to happen, naturally, you
• 1:28:55
  gotta take action. Son. It's just like in yellow Stone. I want
• 1:28:59
  my calf back. My cows are my steers Have you been on a Horsey
• 1:29:05
  zone? Yeah, when I was a kid. Yeah, pretty cool.
• 1:29:10
  I would go horsebrag Ready is it hard? I haven't been forever. No.
• 1:29:15
  I can't even lie about that ship because where that as it? Like
• 1:29:17
  we can we can technically end up being retarded. Oh dude, Yeah,
• 1:29:20
  I like to get like the Superman guy. Yeah, Christopher Reeves, Yeah,
• 1:29:27
  up his back? Do you think that's a curse? What do you
• 1:29:30
  know? They say there's a curse that when you play Superman. No wonder,
• 1:29:33
  Thank god Nicholas Cage didn't do it. You just save Nicholas Cage.
• 1:29:38
  Have you heard of that? Myth? Three? Ope? Averython, Thank
• 1:29:44
  you for calling that. We don't spoke the same podcast was this? Hey,
• 1:29:48
  what's up? Jonathan? What's good? What up? Jonathan? Thank
• 1:29:54
  you for calling? Where are you calling from? Hey? Ball, I'm
• 1:29:58
  calling you for a wall right now in La? What's up? Where are
• 1:30:03
  you from? Bro? I don't mean to cut you off, but speaking
• 1:30:11
  of I'm picking up some birth control right now for the plug you're gonna want
• 1:30:18
  to rob. Were you at CBS? Are you were you at CVS?
• 1:30:29
  NA? Bro? I'm sucking over here. I know a guy for hit
• 1:30:32
  up, he's out. My bet, I'll be there right now. For
• 1:30:35
  twenty bucks. But for birth control, for breath control. I don't know
• 1:30:49
  if I take birth control from a dog, Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:30:54
  I don't know if I take birth control from a guy for twenty dollars.
• 1:30:58
  Is it good stuff? You used it beforehand? Plan B? Okay,
• 1:31:04
  yeah, as long as the package is sealed. That's actually a good deal.
• 1:31:08
  That's a fifty sixteen dollars pill. Yeah, bro, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:31:12
  the plan B. Yeah. And who's paying for it? You're making
• 1:31:15
  her pay for twenty dollars. You can't state night you're paying. What are
• 1:31:19
  you gonna do? Tell you ten bucks? You can't afford to look bad
• 1:31:23
  if it's twenty dollar. Yeah, Like he's doing that nutted internet, the
• 1:31:30
  one he's gonna pick you up twenty boss for twenty bucks, and he's still
• 1:31:32
  got to take her out to go get the dollars over, fucking dude,
• 1:31:36
  the whole pet spur twenty dollars, well spent easily. Good job there,
• 1:31:41
  Jonathan, one of the best twenty bucks you've ever spent, Homie. That's
• 1:31:45
  kind for sure. Many I'm right now, Oh my god, we're gonna
• 1:31:48
  do the exchange. That's up, bro, We'll thank you bro right now
• 1:31:54
  her gunshot? Oh what's up, bros, brou I know if he wants
• 1:32:01
  alright, bank bright, he called this alright, alright, this about the
• 1:32:10
  fucking phone. To tell that fo that we know he's slanging drugs. You
• 1:32:15
  know he's slanging Pan B's on the podcast that food probably too. Give us
• 1:32:21
  his number. I want Plan B for twenty bucks too. They're probably just
• 1:32:28
  their eminence. If the baby makes it, you're doncing well tell him,
• 1:32:32
  tell him, tell him, look, tell him about the podcast. Tell
• 1:32:35
  him to give us a promo code. We'll tell the money as on.
• 1:32:38
  Here for the promo code for the twenty dollars pill and forever twenty, forever
• 1:32:41
  twenty. We said we get a free one. He down for free,
• 1:32:43
  tell him off, paint his face for a whole lem b. Yeah,
• 1:32:47
  but for sure, for sure, man glasses. Let me thank you for
• 1:32:53
  calling up. Dog. Appreciate your dog. You want guys cheers. Hey,
• 1:33:01
  Hey, just a reminder you can nut in her for like a couple
• 1:33:03
  more hours after she takes the Plan B because they're like, don't kick in
• 1:33:06
  yet. You got like a forty eight hour windows span yeah, pretty toxic.
• 1:33:13
  IM just saying like, I don't know if some girl took it in
• 1:33:15
  and then I thought I was like, I can still go for one more,
• 1:33:17
  right, if you didn't get through, feel free to call up again.
• 1:33:20
  And feel free to call up again. I mean we are at the
• 1:33:23
  last thirty minutes as well, so feel free to call up again. And
• 1:33:26
  we will not be doing the show on Saturday, so make sure you guys
• 1:33:29
  get your calls in, but you will be receiving a double show on Thursday
• 1:33:33
  next Thursday, back to back. You want to tell them who the who
• 1:33:36
  the guests are. I'm on our so right now, but one of the
• 1:33:42
  guests is Reverie. Reverie will be the guests for the night show, so
• 1:33:45
  make sure you guys tune in seven to nine. He's a great singer.
• 1:33:49
  She gets doubt, gets down. I mean I wish Rock was here so
• 1:33:54
  he can like make beats and she can maybe wrap. We can we can
• 1:33:57
  try to try to ask him Rock shut up. Rock showed up to the
• 1:34:00
  yesterday. I did a demo. Yeah, shout out to uh, let
• 1:34:04
  me see what? Yeah, how was your demo? Yeah? Let me
• 1:34:08
  give a quick fucking shout out to the good people. What is it especial?
• 1:34:14
  I always get this shit confused. Green Angel eight one eight, Green
• 1:34:17
  Angel eight one eight, Home of the Home of the ninety ones. You
• 1:34:23
  know what I mean. Make sure you guys check them out right there on
• 1:34:27
  fourteen thousand Ventura Boulevard out there in Sherman Oaks. It is a nice area
• 1:34:32
  right there, and they carry propens and they had a deal yesterday and they're
• 1:34:36
  trying to do it once a month where you do, uh, you buy
• 1:34:40
  one, get one, you know what I mean, one of the propens.
• 1:34:44
  So make sure you stop buy there over there. He's so, he's
• 1:34:46
  told me they sold out. Yeah, don't sleep on that. Don't sleep
• 1:34:50
  on that. Salute to everybody who came out. There was some people that
• 1:34:54
  came out just to support and got themselves some pens. I mean, it
• 1:34:59
  was pretty great, pretty awesome. What are you gonna do with your day
• 1:35:03
  off, Exavier, I don't know. Just yet. You got me thinking,
• 1:35:08
  I don't know. Oh, we're trying to go to the game.
• 1:35:12
  Yeah that's Saturday. Yeah, that's Saturday night. I go to the LAFC
• 1:35:14
  game at night though. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really do
• 1:35:16
  nothing in the morning, PI go to the gym. Nothing crazy. Yeah,
• 1:35:20
  you just kind of just chill at home all day. Yeah, well
• 1:35:25
  it's cool. You don't like exploring the world. I do, but I
• 1:35:29
  go. I mean I like being at them sometimes at the Patrick on the
• 1:35:32
  a C on blast smoking a joint. If I didn't have to get up
• 1:35:36
  at four in the morning every day, three in the morning, I'm sorry.
• 1:35:41
  That's what I want to do. Just fucking chill. Yeah, chill.
• 1:35:44
  You know I don't have to answer no one. You wake up at
• 1:35:47
  three? Yeah, for the warehouse for the Yeah, the warehouse job.
• 1:35:50
  How's that? It's fun. I'm sad right now because the homie got fucking
• 1:35:55
  fired black fool. Yeah, because he was an old call no show.
• 1:35:58
  Oh you already know who I'm talking about, Derek, Derek Derek. But
• 1:36:02
  he'll be fine. He's just gotta find a new job. But yeah,
• 1:36:06
  he's a fucking he was a funny guy. You miss your I miss my
• 1:36:12
  boy. Everybody's d damn. Why do you you're the second person to say
• 1:36:16
  that we're not work husband. He's just my work homie. But yeah,
• 1:36:21
  we're always fucking talking shit on the other people that are pricks. But no,
• 1:36:27
  it's it's fun, right, It's because this week was employee appreciation week,
• 1:36:30
  so they appreciated him by letting him They appreciated him by sending him the
• 1:36:33
  fuck on his way, and they did it before they served the fucking hot
• 1:36:39
  hot dogs and burgers. So they told him like, yeah, that's it,
• 1:36:43
  like get the fuck out, Like didn't even Yeah, I didn't even
• 1:36:45
  let me get a fucking hot dog and hamburger on his way out. But
• 1:36:49
  I worked for Whole Foods, by the way, But I was gonna bring
• 1:36:54
  guy some apples or bananas, but I've forgotten. Oh, I would just
• 1:36:58
  be damaging the like the the produce there, Like what do you get?
• 1:37:02
  Like I would literally walking around with a pocket knife and just stabbing on the
• 1:37:05
  liquids. You're that kid that would slap the fucking packets of meat and like
• 1:37:11
  poke it. Yeah, for sure, put your hand in the right.
• 1:37:13
  So you don't know about me punching the bread. Yeah, I saw fucking
• 1:37:16
  bart putting some shit about that. It's been a wild help yourself. It's
• 1:37:20
  been a while since I punched some bread too, bro, Like I feel
• 1:37:24
  like it's overdue. I kind of want to go back for some bread.
• 1:37:26
  And punch it. Just run, just do it, man, you should
• 1:37:29
  just buy a bunch of bread. Just I don't know. My homie's making
• 1:37:31
  bread right now. He's fucking so good because he's a chef. But he
• 1:37:34
  made a little loaf and he's selling bread. Shut up, I think he'd
• 1:37:38
  be good at that's like making bread. You should do an episode where you
• 1:37:42
  guys cook. I don't don't like making the bread. I just like destroying
• 1:37:45
  it. I don't know. I think you should get into cooking, like
• 1:37:50
  the hind hungry and making bread like loaf of breads. What's his name?
• 1:37:55
  Sean Pop or John Poppa or Sean Papa was like that comedian Papa. He
• 1:38:00
  makes bread and I heard that's just delicious. A lot of people during the
• 1:38:04
  pandemic learn that ship white people. Yeah, Tom Papa, I mean,
• 1:38:11
  I bet that ship must taste good, though, Like fucking you make that
• 1:38:14
  out your own sour dough, and then you make yourself Obama sandwich and you
• 1:38:16
  gotta eat that Obama sandwich. You gotta eat that shit fast because it's actually
• 1:38:19
  like organic, So who can go bad pretty quick on? Like the bread
• 1:38:24
  that sits that it's not supposed to sit that long dog, but it's not
• 1:38:26
  supposed to sit that long. Like you go to like Italy and ship and
• 1:38:29
  their bakeries are like they make that bread yesterday. I mean a lot of
• 1:38:34
  bakeries have to get rid of it by law. Oh yeah, Like if
• 1:38:38
  I was homeless, dog, I'd be eating for free all the time.
• 1:38:41
  They do. How do you think they survived, dog, don't I don't
• 1:38:44
  think they eat. They have to eat brother human even at least once a
• 1:38:48
  meal a day. Yeah, but they they probably eat like go up,
• 1:38:51
  I ate some doritos, you know what I mean? Like I don't see
• 1:38:56
  like a homeless person trying to look for a nutritional meal. So you're saying
• 1:38:59
  we solve this homeless problem by poisoning the food that we give to them and
• 1:39:03
  maybe make them go to sleep and then relocate them to another area, like
• 1:39:06
  how they're doing with the hippos in Colombia. Yeah. Yeah, like how
• 1:39:10
  they're trying to relocate pablos hippos. You gotta drug them the fuck out.
• 1:39:13
  They're still alive. Yea, his zoo's still alive. Like the hippos took
• 1:39:17
  over a lake. They're fucking the whole environment out there. Yeah, they
• 1:39:23
  became the main there's no there's nothing to kill them, so they're destroying all
• 1:39:26
  the predators. They became like, what's happening in Florida with the anacondas.
• 1:39:30
  They're they're eating everything. They're it's an invasive species. They're not anacondas.
• 1:39:36
  They're like, yeah, and once those things started fucking bro you, Florida
• 1:39:44
  is like the perfect place for these things to fucking breathe. So it's just
• 1:39:47
  like, you're not gonna find it. You're not gonna You're not gonna find
• 1:39:50
  a solution. You have to literally fucking like hope that a fire. Maui's
• 1:39:57
  the fun out of Florida to get rid of all those You even then they're
• 1:40:00
  gonna survive and repopulate. You're not gonna kill every single every single bowl constrictor
• 1:40:03
  that they put out there. They're impossible. Have you seen the guy on
• 1:40:06
  Rogans that goes and goes and literally goes and captures them. He's crazy.
• 1:40:11
  People are crazy though, people are wild. He goes into Florida bare handed
• 1:40:15
  and grabs them and then puts them into fucking bags to maybe help with the
• 1:40:20
  problem. They're supposed to kill him. Yeah, they do kill him.
• 1:40:25
  Yeah, they're supposed to kill him, like you're really supposed to kill him
• 1:40:28
  because it's an invasive species. Before they used to be be allowed to kill
• 1:40:30
  crocodiles, but now the pythons are eating the crocodiles that it's just like what
• 1:40:35
  the fund can you do? The python took over as an invasive species.
• 1:40:40
  I would just I don't know, man, like Florida is gonna you had
• 1:40:43
  to kill if you had to kill bowl constrictor, like a big as bowl
• 1:40:48
  constrictor or an alligator bare hand, which do you think you have a better
• 1:40:53
  chance at killing the bowl constrictor. No, we've helped bowl constrictors. I
• 1:40:58
  can get around the alligator and maybe get uh like get on top of it
• 1:41:01
  and maybe try to hop it like a better chance of killing the bow constrictor
• 1:41:08
  if you get the head. And then let's just say you fucking get like,
• 1:41:10
  No, there's no weapons, it's you fool. Okay, yeah,
• 1:41:14
  well like rocks like rock, there's there's even with the rock. I'm still
• 1:41:16
  gonna fucking say, the bowl constrictors wrapped around my arm and its head is
• 1:41:21
  over here. Bam, No, we've seen it. He's on There's been
• 1:41:26
  a snake around you. That was a really big snake though. That's what
• 1:41:30
  I'm talking about. I'm talking about snake as big as that can take an
• 1:41:32
  alligator. Are you rather maybe you can face the alligator or you face the
• 1:41:36
  snake. You can definitely bite the fucking snake. You can't bite the alligator
• 1:41:40
  biting a snake. I mean your survival, your survival instinct is gonna kick
• 1:41:45
  in like a Yellowstone ray. Help me out with this. A bowl constrictor
• 1:41:53
  big bowl constrictor, like the one that can take out an alligator or an
• 1:41:57
  alligator? Which one do you think you have a better chance of killing of
• 1:42:00
  surviving? MOA, Yeah, yeah, you know the alligators do that fucking
• 1:42:09
  death roll. Oh I know. Well, they just gotta bite a little
• 1:42:12
  bit of your hand and just start spinning your hands. Gone, say goodbye
• 1:42:15
  to your fucking left handed. Fucking we're king off with your left It's just
• 1:42:20
  fucking rights for the rest of your life. Rights. Just the worst gay
• 1:42:26
  you want to live in that world. I don't want to live in that
• 1:42:28
  world. Total gay. Yeah, they're drinking off with the opposite hands,
• 1:42:30
  super gay. Yeah, you might as well just right faggot on you by
• 1:42:38
  the way. The phone lines are open. If anybody wants to call up
• 1:42:41
  and talk some shit with us, just check in. I know there was
• 1:42:43
  a couple of you guys that were trying to call up. Make sure you
• 1:42:45
  guys call up. If you guys want to ask about the face painting,
• 1:42:50
  call in specifically for that and what happened. How did they go for the
• 1:42:56
  at that event? You got hired by the people at that do game shop.
• 1:43:00
  Yeah, the video game shop that you know, Leslie from Throwback Games.
• 1:43:03
  It was It was cool, fucking They had a the guy that was
• 1:43:06
  the model for zub Zero for Mortal Kombat three, Yeah, and Scorpion and
• 1:43:12
  other characters. He was Shank's son also, he was their siting autographs.
• 1:43:15
  Got to talk to him to chat for a little bit. Tell him he
• 1:43:18
  was talking about the writer strike. But no, it was a fucking coolest
• 1:43:24
  event. That place reminds me of a Frank and Son. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:43:27
  in the ocean side, the mall on ocean side. It was really
• 1:43:30
  cool. Shout out. They have a good vibe. Yeah, they got
• 1:43:33
  a good vibe. It's fun. It looks like it's fun. Yeah,
• 1:43:35
  they had you've been the writer Zone. No, No, want to I'm
• 1:43:41
  probably gonna go for like the Staphtone concert because they have a staff tone h
• 1:43:44
  Staptone concert coming up soon, So I might just make a trip out of
• 1:43:47
  it and just go because I there's a couple of video games I just want
• 1:43:49
  to go trade in so I get some Pokemon cards. You'll find it right
• 1:43:54
  there. They have a huge selection. They're like they have two locations.
• 1:43:58
  But mom, it's like just like fucking Frankin Son's exactly like the layout.
• 1:44:06
  You just get lost in there. And they had like autograph signings that really
• 1:44:10
  cool. Nice? Who is it? Knock knock? Who's there? Thank
• 1:44:16
  you for calling? We don't spoke the same podcast? Who's this? As
• 1:44:21
  a Mike from Washington State? What Mike from Washington State? You sound like
• 1:44:27
  you're rs old out? What's going on with you? Oh? This a
• 1:44:30
  little? Yeah? Yeah? What's up? What's that face? Man?
• 1:44:35
  What do you think about it? That's good? It's good. Do you
• 1:44:41
  want to get your face painted? Oh? No, I'm alway away,
• 1:44:45
  but you just said but if you could, But if you could get a
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  face painting, what would you get it? As? The people want to
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  know? Shit, Come on, these are the tough questions that. People
• 1:44:59
  want to know what are we talking here? You want a snake? Do
• 1:45:02
  you want a snake? You want a unicorn? Face? What do you
• 1:45:04
  want? You want that? A skull? You want that? Batman?
• 1:45:08
  You want that? You're you're more spill, no other than Batman. Oh
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  yeah, uh yeah, the skull would be cool. And that's where I
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  go. Oh yeah, that's right. Well you're a way. It's a
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  way. But if you start making your way over here, we'll wait outside
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  the studio so you can get your face paints. Sure, I'll hit us.
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  I'll make it there. There we go. Oh yeah, man,
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  So what's going on with you? Dog? What do you? What do
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  you do out there? I like flor Florian star? Oh nice? What
• 1:45:45
  is it people out here? You're working harder than you? Well, that's
• 1:45:47
  a hard job. I used to install tiles that to cut cut the time
• 1:45:50
  until forty five, and I always fuck it up. I always cut the
• 1:45:54
  way around four and you fuck up tile. Now we got to go back
• 1:45:57
  to home depot and get a whole new ball. Trust me, I've been
• 1:45:59
  there. Shout out to you, my boy. And you got to wear
• 1:46:00
  kneepads. It's not we could do addition, Yeah, you gotta wear knee
• 1:46:05
  pads. You feel like when you put them on. The first time I
• 1:46:08
  put them on, I looked at my dad. I was like, I'm
• 1:46:10
  not sucking up dick you San Francisco sneakers. It's funny, but yeah,
• 1:46:23
  shout out to you, my boy. Oh yeah, man, all right,
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  guys, I love the show. I just want to slay Hill.
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  Appreciate you. Thank you for calling from watching the shout out to you,
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  and thank you for watching. Oh yo, uh uh controlo. Have you
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  ever done like a body suit because I've seen that girls like naked with a
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  dope makeup all like. It's a lot of work though, it's like an
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  all day process. Just my dream one day to get called to do some
• 1:46:54
  body paintings for some models. My dream. I'm waiting for you and your
• 1:46:58
  wife can't tell you know, because that's business, you know, exactly on
• 1:47:00
  the table and I'm a professional, exactly you're gonna go in there with I'm
• 1:47:03
  a professional. This has nothing to do with fucking. You're not gonna rod
• 1:47:06
  dog her exactly? Can you Can you let these people know you're looking for
• 1:47:11
  that type of work right here? And then your wife doesn't care. Guys,
• 1:47:15
  find gets serious with you for just a second. No, yeah,
• 1:47:17
  like no, there's a time where you gotta want to get more business.
• 1:47:20
  And like what if one day I get the call from a fucking say,
• 1:47:26
  the fucking local strip joint. We're like, hey, we saw fucking your
• 1:47:30
  makeup on but we don't smoke the same podcast we're watching on the regular.
• 1:47:34
  Damn, do you want to you you want to body paint Samantha that works
• 1:47:38
  at the strip club as like a tiger, you know her. I can
• 1:47:41
  get you Samantha, you know Samantha Samantha. No, yeah, that would
• 1:47:47
  be cool. But right now, my wife she actually lets me. She's
• 1:47:51
  a really good sport and she lets me paint on her back. Oh that's
• 1:47:56
  okay. Remember the flyer for Loki was one know who that was? I
• 1:48:00
  told these and I was like like that, like that, I'm gonna try
• 1:48:09
  to do some more stuff like that in the future. And obviously, like
• 1:48:14
  you know, it's like when she's in a good mood or when she's willing
• 1:48:16
  to help me out because she's sometimes they take me two hours because it's like
• 1:48:21
  I gotta have her stay still. You know, have you seen you've ever
• 1:48:25
  seen the show I don't know if it's on Netflix or maybe one of those
• 1:48:28
  like VH one. The body painting artists, which one though, because there's
• 1:48:32
  a few, I don't know. I've seen one of them talking on sci
• 1:48:34
  Fi. It was on Sci Fi that the couples go on the date and
• 1:48:40
  they don't know what they look like and they have all this makeup. No,
• 1:48:42
  they're trying to win a prize like like the tattoo one. Is it
• 1:48:45
  paint Wars or paint warters or something or skin wars, and they get they
• 1:48:48
  get these body yeah, and they do them all fast, right, and
• 1:48:51
  they look like they'll turn, they'll turn like like a couple into like an
• 1:48:56
  alligator. Yeah, and it's all body paint and it's just crazy. I've
• 1:49:00
  done like half bodies and like painting arms and like a little bit of stuff
• 1:49:03
  like on chest men and women. But yeah, it would be up jobs.
• 1:49:10
  I have seen those. It's crazy how like they get down. I'm
• 1:49:13
  like, bro, but just like, have you seen that there's people that
• 1:49:15
  have meals off other people's bodies, like the sushi, Yeah, but they
• 1:49:18
  have body sushi and shit like that. Imagine having body sushi off with Tommy.
• 1:49:24
  Oh, that's still I wouldn't even do it if you just showered off
• 1:49:30
  of Jussicabo though, I don't care. It could be there for five hours.
• 1:49:31
  All eat that ship, even with the most guys. Yeah, dude,
• 1:49:34
  the most of us could have him at that point. If it's on
• 1:49:36
  Kim Kardashian's body, I'm eating it. That just she's still standing still waiting
• 1:49:42
  me. For me, She's still standing still waiting for me to eat it.
• 1:49:44
  I'll eat it. Thank you for past I'm eating this shit. Huh
• 1:49:53
  oh pussy. Yeah, we couldn't handle fucking couldn't handle the fucking tiger Man
• 1:49:59
  and the can cocoa, stone or cocoa. You know how it's making These
• 1:50:04
  are soul pails? Know how did you just eat another one? Stop taking
• 1:50:10
  those? No, no, I'm not, but you know how. I
• 1:50:12
  wonder what happens if you were to put coke into one of these. Hm,
• 1:50:15
  let's find out and swallow it. Yeah, on the next episode of
• 1:50:18
  We Don't Smoke, you could die, pasta. It's not gonna hit you
• 1:50:21
  like a micro does. I don't know. I don't know how much you
• 1:50:27
  need to die, but I don't know if you know, Like when people
• 1:50:30
  transport drugs and the Boltita fucking pops open. You die pretty much on site.
• 1:50:33
  If that shit lends in your test and you're intestine, I think you
• 1:50:35
  could die. Look it up. Can you see pretre you could die because
• 1:50:40
  I mean you couldn't Scooby snack but that's crack. No, you dink you
• 1:50:45
  die. I'm looking up swallow grama cocaine. How do you take the name?
• 1:50:51
  What was it take? Did you get to the center? Thank you
• 1:50:56
  for calling that. We don't smoke. The same podcast was this Get My
• 1:51:00
  Soul? Is Klie green Eyes? What's up? What up? Klie green
• 1:51:03
  Eyes? Was cracking with you? Dog? Fucking heading back from the leg?
• 1:51:10
  Well, heading back from Phoenix. I'm heading to La going home?
• 1:51:15
  What on the dog? And what are you gonna listen to the show?
• 1:51:17
  That's right? Dog? And were you headed to? I'm going I'm going
• 1:51:23
  to Cutter High. I just made it deliveries for tired and seeing it.
• 1:51:30
  I'm heading back. That's right. I'm staying busy now. Yeah, most
• 1:51:36
  since I'm always on the on the you know, on the road, I
• 1:51:39
  listen to you guys see reels and the rest of the you know the podcast.
• 1:51:45
  Thank you, bro. I appreciate you always listening to us, man.
• 1:51:47
  I mean, I'm glad we keep your company on the on the road.
• 1:51:50
  I know, especially if you're driving and you're doing deliveries. You know
• 1:51:54
  that shit definitely could be tedious. Bro. Like me, I'm one of
• 1:51:56
  those people that I fall asleep on the road a lot. Bro, Like,
• 1:51:59
  if I'm tired, I'd rather just go drive. Yeah, dude,
• 1:52:03
  that's sucks, dude. It's literally worse than drunk driving. Yeah, it
• 1:52:09
  literally is worse than drunk driving when you're tired and you're trying to make it.
• 1:52:13
  Yea, the worst. Not if you actually get in a car accident,
• 1:52:15
  though, what do you mean, blow drunk you go to jail.
• 1:52:20
  You might even get a case. Oh that's true. Just if you just
• 1:52:25
  go to sleep, you can just be like yo, always tired, you're
• 1:52:30
  EXAGERI stupid ass. That's a real excuse. That happens to people. One
• 1:52:33
  hundred percent. People that work twelve hours, got to go home and then
• 1:52:36
  they fall asleep. They run into imagine exaber. That's what happens to Exaber
• 1:52:41
  is like, I'm sorry, I'm tired from work. Then like, where
• 1:52:43
  were you working at the Thursday? Two hours before what it was tired from
• 1:52:47
  smoking. But yeah, dude, I want to hear something crazy. Oh
• 1:52:54
  oh yeah, I forgot what else is going on with you? Do?
• 1:53:00
  Uh? Depending on what time I get off, you know, pie just
• 1:53:04
  getting me just get some food and just go to sleep. And and Caesar's
• 1:53:09
  work tomorrow. It's already past my fucking it's past my dealt hours about to
• 1:53:14
  work. But I mean, but I don't know Sezar's work more from that,
• 1:53:18
  I just rest. That's right, Dog, Well, I mean you
• 1:53:23
  still I hope that you still keep getting through Baho dogs. That way you
• 1:53:27
  can stay getting the and thank you for always listening to us, dog and
• 1:53:31
  definitely smoking with us here. Get yourself on those you know. I know,
• 1:53:39
  dude, I wish, I wish I could, but I just don't
• 1:53:42
  afraid, you know, doing randoms and ship every want to trail the r
• 1:53:45
  those things. But I mean this sucks. It's cool, like I need
• 1:53:50
  it, fucking go to sleep, you know, after work. Yeah,
• 1:53:55
  but you know it's just still tee. You know, violation the risk.
• 1:54:00
  Yeah, I feel you don't want to risk your home for some you know,
• 1:54:04
  for a little quick for a quick high. Butte licensees, you're Hey,
• 1:54:12
  yeah, well things, appreciate it, but you know that, you
• 1:54:15
  know this is my little but you know it is risk it once in a
• 1:54:18
  while. That's right, eig team though, that's his dog. Appreciate your
• 1:54:25
  appreciate and he what's up player? Yeah? No, hopefully hopefully I stopped
• 1:54:31
  buying for your event on the fourteen oh that season. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:54:36
  for sure, pull up dog course, yup up? Yeah, make sure
• 1:54:40
  you can pull up? Yeah, I want to try that asked, so
• 1:54:45
  you guys were talking about, So hopefully I'm able to stop by, get
• 1:54:49
  you know, get some grubs to hang out with these guys and see,
• 1:54:54
  you know, enjoy the show. Stop pull up. That will be there.
• 1:54:57
  Yeah, they will have it. They will have a boot, so
• 1:55:00
  make sure you definitely definitely pull up, all right for sure? All right,
• 1:55:06
  guys, all right, damn, sorry about man. All right,
• 1:55:12
  y'all, we want to thank you everybody for tuning in. Appreciate everybody for
• 1:55:15
  tuning in. Thank you Hancholos for the face painting as always. Where can
• 1:55:17
  they follow you at bro? You can follow me on Instagram at Hancholo Underscore.
• 1:55:24
  That's Honcholo with the next Just check the video so you can see my
• 1:55:29
  Instagram and if you need help with your face paint, hit me up sooner
• 1:55:32
  than later and I'll hook you up. It is October, so if you
• 1:55:35
  got kids, do you think about some hit him up sooner or later?
• 1:55:39
  Like you said, I want to quote for your kids party, Baltiso whatever,
• 1:55:43
  whatever, DM me and I'll give you a quote. Yeah, stop
• 1:55:48
  hit him up. Ray. Shout out to Hancholo, thanks for coming through.
• 1:55:54
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  ceo, where I got the High Hungry t shirts. Check out my review
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• 1:56:06
  Sorry, I gave it three out of four tokes next week. I
• 1:56:13
  love you man, stopping here stopping It was a fun one to record with
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