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185: Sisterhood of the Traveling Clap · Wine & Audacity

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: We're looking like a blow pop.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: I said it. You can tell.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Broad-ass shoulders, big-ass head, low-ass body.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: Like a light pop show, a regular show.
• 0:32
  Speaker 4: Like, when we went to see Chico Bean, he knows
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: his naturally from what we can see.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: But then I saw Lil Rel, and I'm like, hmm, no.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: You think he had surgery?
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. His head's still kind of beat. He's
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: still got the fat boy head, so.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Sorry, shout out to Lil Rel.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: I'm a fan, but I don't know. However you lost today,
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: you did what you had to do.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: That's the thing about like weight loss. Like as a
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: person whose weight has yo-yoed up and down throughout for
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: the past, literally my entire adult life. My thing is
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: like I know how to lose weight is just sustaining
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: the actual activity of it long enough for it to
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: like yield visible results. Thank the Lord that I, you know,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: have always been healthy. I've never had like outside of
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: having maybe like elevated levels of something here or there.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I've never had like high blood pressure, diabetes issues, uh,
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  Speaker 1: cholesterol issues. I'm, I've always been healthy.
• 1:34
  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just big.
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  Speaker 3: Um, I understand.
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  Speaker 1: But the fear with that is, you know, as we
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: get older, our bodies change, metabolism, slow down. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't, if you don't use it, you lose it.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be 60 years old with a
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: fucked up bank or can't walk because I don't move,
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: you know? So, you know, I'm, but a couple months,
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  Speaker 1: I'm turning 40. So I got to get up and
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: get out and get active. And, You know, I'm one
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: of them weirdos that be at the gym.
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: You sound like an after school special. Can I get up,
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: get out and get active?
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: It's the truth. It's the truth, Roof. Fox Kids Network.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: You gotta, I mean, I'm one of those weirdos that
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: love getting on the Stairmaster because it allows me to just,
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: I can listen to music, watch a team in front
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: of me and people watch. I distract myself. So I
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: look around, I'm people watching and you be seeing a
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: lot of shit be happening in these gyms. I look up,
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: I'll be on the Stairmaster 45 minutes. You'd be like, damn, okay.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I done burned 800 calories just walking real slow. Heart
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: rate stayed spiked.
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: I feel you on that as far as niggas could
• 2:39
  Speaker 5: work out, but it's to keep doing it. You might
• 2:46
  Speaker 5: swim down, get a little six-pack, and you're like, damn,
• 2:48
  Speaker 5: I got to do it again to maintain this shit?
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: And then you be like, all right, I don't feel
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  Speaker 5: like doing it today. I'm going to get to one.
• 2:55
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get to one on the weekend. You
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean?
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: And then that weekend never come. And then, you know,
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: we blow back up. But yeah.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I see. This this go around with
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: losing weight. I've been a lot more intentional and a
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: lot more like. intentional about not pushing past what I
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: know I can maintain. Like I didn't set myself up
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: for like strict diet and a super strict diet. I
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: said diet. It's like working out force myself to work
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: out four or five, six days a week. Sometimes you
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: just don't feel like it. And it's not the end
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: of the world. If you know, I work out three
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: days this week or maybe four days or two days
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: the following week, as long as I maintain, you know,
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: some level of activity, you know, I'll be fine. And
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: I am losing weight, you know, so. Just got to
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: get back to being active regularly. That's all. At least
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: It's all wasn't good till your knees started hurting.
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up.
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: No knees.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: Woke up that morning. No cracks. No aches. No spasms.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: I've noticed as I've, over the past week or two,
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: and also because I need to stretch more than what
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: I do, but a lot of times when I wake
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: up in the morning, when I stand up, you hear, pop, pop, pop, pop, like, okay,
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: all right. I'm not like wobbling. And I went to
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: dinner with some friends last night and we were talking
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: and the conversation veered into like most of them, because
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: I think most of my friends are like, Between like
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: 38 and 42. Right. So everybody's like, well, girl, I
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: think I'm going into perimenopause, girl. I think it's starting already.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? The conversation literally, we talked about menopause
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: and periods for a good hour. But being the gay
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: in the group, or one of the gays in the
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: group is like.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely got something.
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  Speaker 4: I done had the night sweats. I got the perimenopausal rage, apparently.
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: I just get an attitude out of nowhere, especially if
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: I ain't eat nothing. I'll be ready to knock everything
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  Speaker 4: out and damn thing over.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's, that's, that's being hangry too. That's being hangry too.
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  Speaker 4: But no, it's apparently everything pisses you off when you're perimenopausal.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: Little stuff irritate you that didn't irritate you before.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Stuff hurt that don't hurt, didn't hurt before. My
• 5:25
  Speaker 4: damn eyelids was hurting up. The fuck is wrong with
• 5:28
  Speaker 4: my eyelids? Am I getting a stop?
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: That's it. I wake up some mornings and I'm not
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: sure what it is, but I wake up with like
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: a semi-sore throat kind of sore. It's gone. Once I
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: like get up, drink some water and once I eat breakfast,
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: it's like it's gone. But it's like maybe it's because
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: of like the air, the cold air in the room
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: and you know. I'm not getting throw from my nose air.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: I know that's where your head went. What spirit you
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: done conjured up, my boy? At least let me know
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: so I can enjoy it.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: No, he done conjured some spirit.
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: That's Charlene punching his ass in the throat.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: Why you playing it next to my baby? My bad, sis. No,
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: it's just jokes. Love you.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: I heard what you said, bitch.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: See, I'm going to stop making jokes now. That's probably
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: why my throat hurt. I couldn't talk, nigga, now you
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: can't talk. Sore throat, bitch. But that being said, as always,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Audacity, the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: As always, yo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your host, Brandon Sicard, and I'm joined by two
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  Speaker 1: of my favorite people in the world. How y'all feeling
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: this week?
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: I'm here.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just here so I can get fined.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 6:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: Can't wait for season six.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: It's coming, brother. Y'all got us for Including next week's
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: episode Y'all got us for Maybe six more weeks You
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: gotta enjoy it Cause baby When we go on hiatus
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I love my niggas But I ain't gonna see them
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: For a while Meaning like a week or two I'll
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: be back.
• 7:09
  Speaker 6: When we show up My man I'm gonna be honest
• 7:11
  Speaker 6: with you Today and birthday Is in the midst of
• 7:13
  Speaker 6: that I'm being honest with you My boy Everything is
• 7:17
  Speaker 6: like You know It's all space together You know what
• 7:20
  Speaker 6: I'm saying Like Child.
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: When you disappear, you disappear.
• 7:24
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you just want to sit in the house and
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: I ain't doing nothing.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: I'm at that age where sometimes you wake up in
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: the morning, you just got to sit on the edge
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  Speaker 1: of the bed like, Mm-hmm.
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: You can't wake up like, you good?
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fine.
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: I'm good. I think.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Just kind of like get your life together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I do it every morning.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, you know, I'm also at the age where... Get
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: up out of it. Get up out of it. medicine
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: ain't been in the company been out of business since
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: 1974 but she still got this shit in that medicine cabinet.
• 8:10
  Speaker 4: They recalled this cause of these side effects I had
• 8:16
  Speaker 4: something to do I was supposed to go to the
• 8:19
  Speaker 4: market my boyfriend think I didn't go to them cause
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: I ain't been answering the fucking phone bitch I passed
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: out what happened I took one of my grandmother's muscle
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: relaxers all I did was tell her my damn lower
• 8:28
  Speaker 4: back was hurting.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: That was Saturday It is Monday morning. And I just
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: woke up to go to work. Shit. I ain't do shit.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't do the damn thing I was supposed to do.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: The dog ain't been fed.
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  Speaker 4: I had to spray my clothes with Febreze this morning
• 8:42
  Speaker 4: because I was supposed to wash clothes.
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: But do your back hurt? Well, nah. I feel like
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: brand new damn breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, nigga.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: I won't take nothing else from Alomay.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Shit.
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  Speaker 5: If I go around and be some shit that you
• 8:57
  Speaker 5: know you should not even be putting together, that shit
• 9:00
  Speaker 5: tastes nasty as fuck.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: And then you be like.
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: And they be like, yeah.
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: After you drink it, you wake up the next morning like,
• 9:08
  Speaker 5: how you feel?
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: What was that? Secret family recipe. We can't tell you.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: If it ain't prescribed to me, if I can't get
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: it over the counter, I ain't taking it. You're not
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: going to have my ass in the beach.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: Put a little LSD in some NyQuil.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck all that. I took a muscle relaxer one time
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: because I pulled a muscle in my groin from sleeping
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: on my leg long. Ain't no joke. And bitch, when
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I sat in that empty bathtub about
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: an hour late. It's cold. Why is it so cold
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: in here? Oh, where'd the water go? Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Muscle relaxers ain't got shit on trauma, though.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Let's see. I don't want no parts of that.
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  Speaker 4: They gave me that shit because I had abscess and
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: it was painful and it swore my face up. I
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: had abscess because I had a tooth that had to
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: be pulled. So, of course, I had to wait for
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: the abscess to drain. So they gave me whatever, antibiotics,
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: and then they gave me the Tramadol for the pain.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if that doctor's still in service
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: because I'm pretty sure you weren't supposed to be giving
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: me no Tramadol for no fucking tooth pain.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: But anywho.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: My homegirl, Scooter, my big sister, Scooter says, I'm telling
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: you now, put Trey to bed first. Pop it right
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: before you get in the shower. Or take your shower
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: and then take it and get in the bed.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Do not pass. Go.
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: Do not collect $ 200. Just make sure the baby gone
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: to sleep first. And you took your shower and got
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: yourself together for the next morning.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: I said, all right. I put Trey to bed.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Popped it.
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  Speaker 2: Got in the shower. Took me a hot shower.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: Fall down.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Put on my damn Nike shirt. Got in the bed.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: Turned on the TV. I was watching Martin Living Single something.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: You know, one of my damn shows.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Did you wake up?
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: I woke up the next fucking morning.
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: Whole side of my face white right here, because I
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: done drooled on that that night. And at some point,
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: I guess I turned over, so this side dried.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: And I started on this side. I went and looked
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom mirror.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: I said, oh, God.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Just like old times. Bitch. I think let's do cream
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: by Prince, because that's cheap contact.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Lord. I ain't been like this since Lady Di like that.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Did you see the fucking line up the what for
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Morgan's homecoming oh I did so it's homecoming season y'all
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: well by the time y'all see this homecoming would've already happened.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Morgans, whatever.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: I think Boobies is coming up.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Morgans was the first of.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: First week of October.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: First week of October. So I saw the video on
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: the TikTok. Because, you know, again, I graduated from Morgan
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: State University in 2011. I don't know nobody that goes
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: there now. Because my godson goes to a different school.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Go Bears. Go Bears.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Wait, I know somebody.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody in Morgan State.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, the lady that be at Taco Tuesday where
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: she getting her PhD.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: So I watched the video where they unveiled the Homecoming
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: concert lined up. And it sounded like a bunch of spells.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who a single fuck anybody was.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I think I knew who one person was.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Ricky Baby and Big Lil Lucy and... Shabank, Shabank. Yeah,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: and then... What you call him? Tony's son. And then
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Fetty Wap. Yeah, Fetty Wap. That's the only name we need.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Tony from Round the Way. And then I was like... Okay,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I know Fetty Wap, but I was like, who the
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: fuck is wrestling in this?
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm fixing... Sorry, titties is a little lopsided.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Lopsided titties. So I was like, okay, yeah, we officially
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: reached old hair status. I don't know what fucking, I
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: don't know who any of these people are.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say my aunt's name. You know, what's
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: your name?
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  Speaker 7: What's the bitch's name?
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: What's your girl?
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: What you call him yeah that shit yeah I know
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: Fatty Wap.
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  Speaker 3: As we get older I mean but as we get
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: older I do.
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  Speaker 4: I'ma show him the train maybe during the hotel I
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: do I do see.
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: It as we we are becoming like I understand or
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: I sympathize with our parents like you know it's just
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: a certain era of you know a certain genre of
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: music or a certain era of music that you'll listen
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: to after a while because the rest of you know
• 13:32
  Speaker 5: the rest of the shit that come out it don't
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: really appeal to you so it sound like shit and
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: you're like what the fuck is this You know how
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: we reacted to mumble rap before when it first came out.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: And shit was like, where's the lyrics?
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: And then, you know, you just think about it now
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: that Gen X is like, you know, now y'all see
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: what we had to deal with. But Gen X was
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: pretty much what, the 70s and the 80s, you know
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Gen X was, no, they was 60s, 65 to 80s.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, damn. Yeah, that's right.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because all my siblings, I mean, they old Gen X.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: They mean early Gen X. So, yeah, 65 to 1980.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Speaking of shows.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: Boo.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Have y'all been seeing the clips of Beyond the Gates?
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I'm caught up.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Hailey's, well, I'm not, but Hailey's ass finally got caught.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not excited yet because I want her to be charged.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: She done been bailed out already.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with Lisa Leslie, Dana Thomas.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: How the fuck you get bailed out on an attempt
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: murder charge the same day?
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, girl, please. And the fact that Leslie was sitting
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: there just watching this stuff go down, like. She up
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: to something.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: She want to help her escape some kind of way.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: She want to leave town. She not going to stay here.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: It's the fact that she went to that hospital and
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: was talking shit to Bill.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: She walked in. Makita Gorns is bad. You can't say
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: she ain't bad. That's a beautiful woman. But she was like, hey, hubby.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: He was like, how the fuck you get out of jail?
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  Speaker 3: Bravo.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: All right. And Leslie's ass was sitting there eating a
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: donut like.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: And she said we would be toasting by this afternoon.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: That's what she sat there and told them.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: We'll be toasting at the thingamajig it. Yeah, I'm over it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Because she's going to get away with it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: She's not going to jail.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Somebody said in the comments, they're going to drag this
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: shit out for the next four weeks.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: They are.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Just like they've been doing. She is going to get
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: away with it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: And the person who's going to end up paying for
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: it is going to be fucking Randy unless he run too.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Because she's going to throw Randy under the bus. I
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: guarantee it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: She's going to throw him under the bus.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: And Joby gonna put two and two together too.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I told you to stop messing with Mrs. Hamilton.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: And that sister of his, that bitch something else.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I don't trust nothing about her ass. But she just
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: like her damn brother.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit was tripping.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: She gonna try to do something to Danny to get
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: back at Andre.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: So she just gave up trying to kill Smitty.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: No, she going to do something to Smitty. And she's
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: going to do something to Danny to get to Andre.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, they ain't hitting neither. That's what he said. No,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: this dick ain't free.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yep, she mad. She not getting her damn way.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Trial.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Just like her damn brother. I mean, she ain't no
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: different than her. I mean, she ain't no different than
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: her brother. Her brother killed off Doug so he can
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: have Doug right.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: He really did.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: So she ain't no different than her brother.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: She picked up on that quick. She was like, Doug McBride, huh?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what she did.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: He killed, so she gonna try to do, I promise you,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: she gonna try to do something to Danny to get
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: back at Andre. Is she going to do something to
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Smitty because she feel like Smitty know more than he's saying?
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: She was already going off Smitty. I hope they don't
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: go through.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: I hope it don't happen. But she's going to try
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: to do something to Smitty. Or she's going to try
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: to do something to them kids to get to them.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: That's what she's going to do. That bitch is crazy.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: She is bad shit just like her damn brother.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Ready for question of the week, y'all?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Let's do it, child. Let's do it. Let's do it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Walgreens still calling me, trying to remind me to refill
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: these damn prescriptions. I know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Keep running up a different world, please, to reboot with
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: a different world so we can get season two and
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: three and four. If we can get as many seasons
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: of that as we got as the OG, because y'all
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: don't know how to appreciate good black shows. Y'all always
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: want to critique them and got someone else to say,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: watch the fucking show.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And shut up. And if you pay attention.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Especially if it's a pilot episode, bro.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: And pay attention.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: They telling you all this stuff you got questions for.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: They are telling you the answer to the stuff.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Comprehend. Use your comprehension.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: They told you how they got a daughter in college.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: They told you his other children. They told you who, who,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: what's his name?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Mama is.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Yo, you realize you talking to niggas that failed the
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: open book test.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: You right. but they telling you every damn thing when
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: you watch the damn show you geniuses and how the
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: hell y'all didn't came to the conclusion spoiler alert if
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: y'all ain't watched how the fuck y'all didn't came to
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: the conclusion that y'all think that what's his name is
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: denise's child i mean is is is denise and um
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: dewane's child that don't even make sense you geniuses it
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: wouldn't make sense at all the boy last name is
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: kendall he look like his daddy.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: He's older then then uh uh deborah first of all.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: He's a few years older than her he's like a
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: junior or senior that's why he's a ta already or
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: whatever a faculty about whatever the fuck the boy is
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: i can't remember he didn't irritate my spirit already you
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: got that boy but no and the fact that duane
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: is calling denise it ain't what you think it is
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: i promise you he calling to get them huxtable uh
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Them goddamn Huxtable connections. And we fitting to get us
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: a Claire Huxtable appearance next season.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: That's what's going to happen.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I think Rudy might pop up. Maybe. Maybe they're setting
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: us up to bring Lisa Bonet back.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: That's what I think it is. They showed him talking
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: to her on the phone.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: So... People was like, I don't know the way she
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: was treated. I said, no, her issue wasn't on A
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Different World. Her issues were on The Cosby Show.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: And it was an issue with Bill Cosby. Exactly.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: And you forget that after the show, she went back to.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: The Cosby Show after she had Zoe. She went back
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: to The Cosby Show, which is how she ended up
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: marrying Martin and having a bonus daughter. And then if
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: you remember, if you are OG watcher, you actually watch
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: the shows and pay attention, you would know that she
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: called and announced her pregnancy to them over the phone.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Took Claire in them class and my baby's having a baby.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: That baby that she announced that she's having, that's not
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: the baby you think it is.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That's not him. I think they had another child.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe Olympia will pop up.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Fuck Raven.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Sorry, she didn't get on my list. She say some
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: stupid shit out of her mouth. And she let that
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: white woman say some stupid shit out of her mouth.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: And it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I don't take it away from what you done with.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Your career because you have had a beautiful career since
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: you was a little, little girl, but shut the fuck
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: up sometimes.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Please and thank you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And check your wife, yo.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: And trying to act like she didn't know that you
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: was the Raven-Symoné when she got with you.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Bitch, boo. Fuck.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: You watched that soul-raving, hoe. You knew who you was marrying.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Fuck out of here.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Bleach, blonde, bad, built, butch body.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, my baby. Bang, bang.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I know, I be going home.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Them tangents, boy.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: That's my permanent appraisal rant.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Um, so, nope.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, shout out to that fine ass Shaquille Johnson.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Good call, Hammers.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: All them men's on that show fine, though.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Debbie Allen did it. Yes, God.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: All the men's is fine.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Like to hear the question, here you go. Because I'm nosy,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: what's a secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely were
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: not supposed to know?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got one. Go ahead.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. Go ahead.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: All right, well.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: You want to go first before I start reading the one?
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Do that one.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that offline. Y'all need to hear it. See...
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Everything ain't meant for public consumption.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, it's a question for you. It's a question
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: for you as well, but go ahead.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: A question? What's the question? Okay.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Kata said, the dude in her little wet pad crew
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: said his wife sent him upstairs to go find, you know,
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: go find, to go get some paperwork for. This nigga
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: stumbled on a divorce decree.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: And then a.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: List of should she do or should she or should
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: she not And then he came back to the groups like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: what do I do? Like, do I confront her about it?
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Or do I just let it, or do I just
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: let it rock?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: See, well, it depends. Pros and cons list, which was,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: side of the list was longer.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. He didn't specify.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Because, I mean, if the pros were more, I think
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you fine. But if the cons list was longer, then
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: It's like, how you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the spinners.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, how do you approach her about it?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Anything you want to tell me?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: By the way, you want to divorce me, bitch? I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: found your keys in this divorce paper.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: You know what she was going to say?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Why was you looking through my shit? That's always what
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: people say when they get caught.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Because you asked me to? Maybe you wanted me to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: find it, I don't know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Why are you going through my shit? Because you asked me, like.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Anyway, time for question of the week. Because I'm nosy,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: what's a secret you accidentally discovered that you were absolutely
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: supposed to not know? In 2007, there was a massive
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: pet food recall in the U.S. that was getting pets
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: killed due to contamination. When the news came out, The
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: company deleted their homepage, but I was able to locate
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a list of over 100 clients and brands and published
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it on my blog to national media attention. I was
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: just a random dog owner with no business blowing them up.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: That indirectly led me to buy the site I Can
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Has Cheeseburger, and the rest is meme history.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I think I've heard about that.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that site before.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Talking about the case in itself. It was like a
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: major dog food company. It got recalled because it was
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: making the dogs bleed.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Jesus. The fuck they put in the dog food? Glass? Mm-hmm.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Jeez. Mm-hmm.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. Wow. That's a whole lot of, like Shauna was saying,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: next one.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What's the secret you accidentally discovered that you were absolutely
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: not supposed to know? My old job. The bosses said
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: that there was no money for end of year bonuses.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: But then they left paperwork in the conference room saying
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: that the top three execs got $ 100, 000 each.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: The guy who found out told me and I told everybody.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Sure would have told everybody. I would have scanned this
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: shit and sent it to everybody too. Put stuff up.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yo, I hate companies like that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Where it's always like, yo, the boss be trying to
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: get you to work out your, you know, move quickly
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: to get the shit done. And they be trying to
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: motivate you and all that shit just so they can
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: get that bonus. And you be looking at them like,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: all right, so you get that. So what did everybody
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: else get? Nah, I'm good, bro. I ain't going to
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: bust my ass so you can't. So I can put $ 100, 000
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: in your motherfucking pocket.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You ain't never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? That's one
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: of my favorite Christmas movies. I ain't seen that in years.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: That's one of Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I ain't seen that in years.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: And that damn tree that they bought, Cousin Rusty bought,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: but the squirrel inside chasing them all over the house.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It's almost time for Christmas movies, y'all. You know, I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: rewatch Die Hard every Christmas Eve. That is Christmas.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Brandon watched Die Hard. I watch Friday at the Knicks.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You know, give me a good action movie. You know,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: This Christmas... Did.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I send you to think about Carl Winslow? Perfect Christmas.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: It's like a whole universe, like how Carl was in
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: all these action movies, and they ended up in fucking Chicago.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's a secret you accidentally discovered that you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: absolutely were not supposed to know? My grandmother had my
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: mother at 15 and refused to disclose who her father was.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I did a DNA test and found not only who
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: my grandfather was, but that my mom was a twin. Wow.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Well, people always, I don't understand them secrets.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I was told there's only one person alive who knows
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: who my mother's biological father is, but one that we
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: know of.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: She still won't tell him.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Damn, what life are you trying to protect over there?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: No, she just like having the information that nobody else has.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: That's how I feel about it. She's like having information
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: about the other kids.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you just need to feel important.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Essentially. Okay. Okay. Next one. This one.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, Trey would have loved this. They doing the 90s
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: theme homecoming dance this year. What long? I dressed his ass.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Why would you wait till my son graduated to do that? Bullshit.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: What's the secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely were
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: not supposed to know? I was in the car with
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: my husband. His boss called and then went to the
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: speakerphone in the car. She asked if his girlfriend was
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: feeling better now that the morning sickness was easing up
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and if they found out the gender yet. I'm sorry? Wow.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Should I repeat that?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: This can go one of two ways.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Now, she could be the girlfriend that he's lying on
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: because he need PTO and shit like that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Why would you lie about that? See?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: You could be that way, you know? Like, you could
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: be going that way.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Why would he need to say my wife? Why would
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: he say girlfriend?
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Because a lot of, I mean, a lot of people
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: don't necessarily divulge that much information in their jobs.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: They be just going to work, you know, going to work.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Aaron, you making fucking nigga excuses.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not, yo.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I promise you I'm not.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Saying my wife don't mean shit. There's no difference between
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: saying my girlfriend. You're still divulging information. What's the difference
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: between saying my girlfriend and saying my wife? If that's
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: really your damn wife. No, he, no, no, no, no.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: He gotta, and the bitch probably work at the job.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: The bitch probably work at the job.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Nope. you know i was there hey tim who's this
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: how's melissa doing how's the baby what's that you know
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: we had so much fun at the in-office baby shower
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: is this your sister this is your wife you got
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: a wife well i'm gonna go over to the frozen
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: food it's good to.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, bye.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You don't even look like you're showing your... Oh, my goodness.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: For you to be so far along.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I'm the messy co-worker.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I'm Helen. Helen the messy co-worker.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Helen the messy co-worker.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my God. You're not even showing yet.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: And you do in a few months.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're not.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: But he said... But he showed us pictures of us.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: He showed us a show. Oh. Oh. Well, I think
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: they just put out new apple fritters in the bakery.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It's nice to meet you.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: What'd you say?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: You need me to take over what?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: All right. All right, well, I gotta go. Gotta go.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Be mad at me, dirty dog.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's a secret you accidentally discovered that you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: absolutely were not supposed to know? I found out my
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: best friend had chlamydia when she gave it to my
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: husband who gave it to me.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: So, are you writing this from your jail cell? That's
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: my only question. Are you writing this from your jail cell?
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: How much time did you get.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Girl, check this out.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: It's 2026.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Niggas don't give a fuck about committee no more. They
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: can take a pill.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck about none of that. It's
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: a matter of the fact that you've been fucking on
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: my nigga.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: And you my best friend. Again, what jail are you in?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I'll put something on your books. Girl power. We sticks together.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: The fuck?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Get your friend away from me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't know i didn't say shit that's the crazy
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: part all that i'm just like i'm just being real
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: like it's realistic but yo.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: That ain't what the ass whipping is about earn.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I'm saying look i don't know yo i know i
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: know it's i mean i know it's loyalty and all
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: that but sure that's what i'm saying it's like.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Talk about, excuse me, that was a burp. Tell her, sisters,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you itching, I'm itching. Right, nigga, that's what I'm saying.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Motherfuckers be passing shit around like it's Starbucks.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: This ain't no motherfucking thing. Like I said, you get
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a skirt, I get a skirt. Fucking sisterhood. That's how
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: that shit started, nigga. Sisterhood of the traveling clan. That's
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: exactly what the fuck it is.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: That's episode time.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Hold, I think I like the other one, though. Sisterhood
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: of the traveling clap, yo. Jesus. Like, just like, yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: that's better than just like old times.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: People just dying and they never died before. This is suspicious.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Being naive, that shit crazy as fuck.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Somebody took his ass out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And cream by Prince is still fit. Because, ew.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Next one. Child. What's a secret you accidentally discovered that
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you absolutely were not supposed to know? My grandparents actually divorced,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: but got back together and never remarried. I did an
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: accessory test. Maybe in 2018, 2019. and discovered a divorce
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: document of my grandparents. So one day, I was hanging
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: with my grandma as my grandpa passed in 2014 and said, Granny,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: did you and Papa divorce but get back together? She
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: turned around so slowly and said, Who told you that? Child....
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: That'd be the crazy part when you just ask this
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: one random ass question.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: All them, all them, damn it, damn it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: And then she, then she spit out, then she spit
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: out a fucking bone. Like, are you hiding all them
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: goddamn things?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You saw Granny was sitting there watching the person, like.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Champ.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: How the fuck you know that?
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: And speak very, and speak very clearly. Right. Because we're
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: going to figure this the fuck out. Because who the
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: fuck told you?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Ancestry told me, Granny.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I ain't take no plans on parts of that ancestry shit.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's the secret you accidentally discovered that you
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: absolutely were not supposed to know? We were discussing blood
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: types for whatever reason at my ex-parent's dinner table. I
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: asked his mom hers and his dad's blood type. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: asked his blood type. He was incompatible with his parents' types.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I was confused until I realized and then shut the
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: fuck up fast.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Quickly!
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: And that's how I was the first to know his
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: dad wasn't his dad. Quickly!
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Does he know his dad not his dad?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Well, follow-up comment was, they could have known or used
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: a donor because infertility wasn't often spoken about until the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: last decade or so. So, devil's advocate.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: What mama was holding.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey. Thanks, boss. She was laying it low
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: and spreading it wide.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Giving that floatage, yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's a secret you accidentally discovered that you
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: absolutely were not supposed to know? My best friend and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I were the only two out gay guys in our
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: high school. When I finally got the courage to come
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: out to him, he told me I deserved to hear
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: one of his secrets. He then told me that he
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: had been having an affair with the captain of the
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: varsity baseball team who had been dating the captain of
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the varsity cheerleading squad for several years. Ew. secretions of
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: bodily fluids a smoothie of bodily secretions a smoothie.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Not a smoothie bro well I mean that's your way
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: of getting protein so.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Athletes need their protein next one what's the secret you
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: accidentally what's the secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: were not supposed to know When my grandmother was four,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: my grandmother found out that my granddad had been having
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: an affair with a woman for five years. She basically
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: told him it's me or her. And if you choose her,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: that's fine. But that means we're over and you never
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: set foot in this house again. You pack your bags
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: tonight and you go and don't see me or your
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: daughter ever again. If you choose me, you ended with
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: her and never speak to her again. And if you
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: ever do anything like that again, we will be over.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Follow up comment. He chose my grandma and they were
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: together for 53 years until he passed.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Damn, you ain't get pussy. You're pussy trash.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: You got to choose between me and somebody else. Choose them.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cody Cat trash, bro. He went straight for grandma.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: That old red snapper.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: What's a secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely were
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: not supposed to know? My God, today, my grandma swears
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: up and down that her grandfather was just light skinned.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I looked at my mom's DNA results. I looked at
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that man's death certificate. He was white, not white passing.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Somehow still married her grandmother. Loving Virginia was not a
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: thing yet. She denies it to this day because he
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: hated white people. That man literally lied to the state
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and said that he was black until the day he died.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Someone only told the truth because he was having a
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: heart attack and needed a hospital. Oh, shit. He said,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I hate them crackers. I'm just light-skinned black man.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I can't stand them chalk children. I like seasoning on
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: my food. Not just salt and pepper.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I like salt stick women. I can't do no skinny people.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I like crystals and Pepsi.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Grape soda. And hot fries. Flamin' hot cheetah. Watermelon. Four
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: wings and fries.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Salt, pepper, ketchup.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And I don't drink no fuckin' Arnold Palmer's. I drink
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: half and halves. And my tea need to be sweet.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: With what's in fries?
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: My Kool-Aid need to be extra, extra, extra, extra sweet.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: One pack of Kool-Aid, four pounds of sugar.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Next one. Let's move on to the next one. Uh,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: what's a secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely were
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: not supposed to know? My now ex-husband asked me to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: look in his wallet for his key card to pay
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: for gas. In his wallet, I also found a woman's
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: name and phone number and a little note thanking him
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: for the beautiful flowers he gave her. I saved that
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: name and number and called her to find out that
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: they had just started seeing each other. The first time
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: that they slept together was the same day our daughter
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: was born. He left the hospital and went right to
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: her instead of his mothers who had our other two kids. Jesus.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: So how was the funeral?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I don't... I don't get that.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Was the food good at the repass?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to hold you. I don't get that.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Did y'all have a DJ?
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Y'all here doing shit and, you know, the same night
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: your daughter born and then it's like.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: You go laying up with another bitch?
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't get that. Interesting.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Let's do a couple more. These are good ones. What's
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: a secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely were not
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: supposed to know? My grandma stole her best friend's man,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: and that's how my dad and his siblings were created.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Turns out I'm a second-generation homewrecker.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Jolene, Jolene.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Well, you want me a second-generation homewrecker if you homewrecking too, sugar.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Just because your grandmother was a homewrecker don't mean you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: a homewrecker. It's in her blood, though. Lord have mercy.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Not your grandmother was hush puppies.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: She gonna put on a little red dress.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Lord have mercy.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: And some high heels. And gonna take down Bill Hamilton
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: and Andre. and Ted Richardson.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Ted is minding his fucking business. Leave Ted alone.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Ted over there trying to do right by Sean East.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Leave Ted alone.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: God damn it. We got two more, y'all. Two more.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: And this last one is fucking diabolical.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: What's the secret you accidentally discovered that you absolutely were
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: not supposed to know? My great-great-grandpa did not die from
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: the flu. He was a heavy drinker who visited the
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: neighbor too often. So one January night, my grandma locked
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the door instead of leaving it open for him. In January,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: in the mountains, she suspected he was drunk and mean
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: enough to lay down and freeze to death. And he did.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: She never remarried. Well, you had to get him cremated.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: He was already frozen. Throw his ass in the grave.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Ice, ice, baby.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're not lying.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: My man said, ding. Hold the fuck up. Did you
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: just say ice, ice, baby? You know what, Nishan? Let's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: go to bed.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: You should have kept his monkey ass in the house.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Well, at least he died happy.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: He just got some Gucci.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Last one. What's the secret you accidentally discovered that you
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: absolutely were not supposed to know? Every Friday in fifth grade,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: my teacher would pick an article in the newspaper for
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: the whole class to read. Well, this article just so
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: happened to be the crime section of the paper. We're
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: all taking turns reading. And I noticed my dad's name.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Then my stepmom's name. And as I'm skimming through, me
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and my entire fifth grade class found out that my
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: dad was unarrested for unaliving. I later realized that's why
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: he never picked me up for my birthday weekend. My
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: teacher sent me home that day. I'm like, I don't
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: even know that man. Sorry to that man. But Stephanie,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: your last name is Shalaka Boone. Bitch, it's Carmen. It's
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a Carmen last name. Stay out of my business. His
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: name is Steve. Stay out of my business. His name
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: is Steven. Stay out of my business. Steven Shalaka Boone.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Stay out of my business. You always got something to say.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: That's why nobody like your funky breath having ass.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Stephanie, Stephanie, come to my way, baby.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Get on my nerves, you old stuffy control. Old sleuth-footed-ass bitch.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: She's just dragging on with it. Greasy-ass hoe bitch.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Is she getting the guy in the office? All right, Ms. Ushalaka-laka.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Because she should have minded her motherfucking business. Anybody knew
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: that was my daddy? She always running her goddamn mouth,
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: but don't ever run the water to get her funky
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: ass in the bathtub. Get on my goddamn nerves. That's
• 42:50
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• 42:54
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• 42:57
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• 43:10
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• 43:13
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• 43:16
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• 43:21
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• 43:22
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• 43:25
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• 43:28
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• 43:30
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• 43:32
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• 43:35
  Speaker 2: My advice might send you to jail.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: She warned you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to judge you.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I gave you a heads up. Are you admitting, bitch?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: You heard it. He said it. He said it. After
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: months of him telling us he is not judgmental.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: He said it.
• 43:52
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• 43:55
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• 43:58
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• 44:05
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• 44:08
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• 44:08
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• 44:11
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• 44:11
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• 44:13
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• 44:14
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• 44:19
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• 44:49
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• 44:51
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• 44:51
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• 44:55
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• 45:11
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• 45:13
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• 45:15
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• 45:20
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• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, Lord.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Here we go. On this page called Black Marriage Movement. Oh, shit. What?
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: That's the name of the page. I thought while I
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: was scrolling one night.
• 45:33
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• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Shit happens. Like the head, head gone.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: On our fourth date, the guy that I've been seeing
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: showed up at my apartment carrying two grocery bags and said,
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: You don't have to do anything tonight.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I'm cooking for you. Okay. I thought it was incredibly sweet.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: I mentioned that I was working through the weekend, so
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: he'd offered to make dinner at my place. He bought
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: fresh pasta and tomatoes, cheese, wine, and dessert. While he cooked,
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I opened the wine and set the table. Dinner was
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: genuinely lovely.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: We ate.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Talked for hours, and I remember thinking, this might be
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: the first time one of our dates actually felt less
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: like dating and more like getting comfortable with each other.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: When we finished, I washed the dishes while he packed
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: everything away. Before leaving, he took the half-finished bottle of wine,
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: the remaining cheese, and an.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Unopened package of pasta with him.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I didn't think anything of it. He bought everything. Then
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: the next morning, I received a payment request from him.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Thirty eight dollars.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I genuinely started my phone because I thought he accidentally
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: sent it to the wrong person.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: So I texted.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: What is this for? He replied, you're half a dinner.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: I actually thought he was joking. Then he sent me
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: a photo of the grocery receipt. The total was $ 76.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: He had divided it exactly in half. I reminded him
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: that he had offered to come over and cook for me.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: His response was, Offering to cook doesn't mean I offered
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: to pay for all the ingredients.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: That's when the entire thing started feeling weird. Not because
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I expect a man to pay for everything. On our
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: previous dates, we'd split restaurant bills. I even paid for
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: both of our coffees once. I had absolutely no issue...
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: paying my share when that's the arrangement. But if we
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: go to a restaurant, I know before ordering that we're
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: splitting the bill. If someone shows up at my house saying,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: I'm making dinner for you, I don't expect an invoice
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: the next morning.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: I also pointed out that he'd taken the leftover ingredients
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: home with him. He said the groceries had been purchased
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: for both of us and that taking the leftovers didn't
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: change what dinner had caused. Then he said something that
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: made the situation feel even stranger. Splitting expenses from the
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: beginning prevents resentment and shows whether two people have compatible values.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's true.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: But shouldn't those values include communicating before spending someone else's money? Uh-huh.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: I paid the $ 38 because at this point arguing over
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: it than the amount itself. Not long afterwards, he texted
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: asking if I was free Friday.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I still haven't answered.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: My friend thinks I'm potentially rejecting a financially responsible, organized
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: guy over $ 38. But to me, this isn't about $ 38.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: It's about turning what was presented as a thoughtful invitation
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: into a financial obligation after it had already happened. If
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: he said beforehand, want to cook together? I'll grab everything
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: and we can split the groceries. I would have said
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: yes without thinking twice.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: But that's not what happened. So, would this bother you too?
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Or am I making an imitation into something that it
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: was never supposed to mean?
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know until I don't go to hell.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, of course. Yeah. Take a long walk off
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a short pier.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: But my whole thing is.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: You offered to come make me dinner so why would
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: I assume that I needed to pay for the groceries.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: It goes into what we was talking about.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: That makes absolutely no sense.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Again, like she said at the end, if you had said, okay, listen,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: I'm going to come cook dinner for you. Let's go
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: have some of the ingredients because I would expect you
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: to take leftovers home.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You know, you.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Might want to take a plate home, have it for
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: lunch tomorrow, whatever. You should have said that from the
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: very beginning, but you offered to cook me. That's just
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: like when somebody says, hey, let's go out to eat
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: or hey, let me take you to dinner. I'm going
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: to assume you're paying for it now. My daddy didn't
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: give a lot of good advice. However, the good advice
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: that he did give, I held on to all these years.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: And one thing he always told me, even if somebody
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: invites you out, have your own money. That's one. Have
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: your own money. Have your own way home. That was
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: things he always told me. And this is stuff that
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: you need to talk about ahead of time. You invited
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: me to dinner. Am I going to assume you're paying? Yeah,
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: because you invited me to dinner. If we get there
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: and you decide that we're going Dutch and we're not paying...
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: cool i got my own money and i'm gonna order
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: like i will order if i'm ordering and i'm paying
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: for it my damn self so when i go out
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: yeah i'm gonna order extra side i'm gonna order appetizer
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: i'm gonna order two two drinks because that's how i
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: will order for myself when i'm out Now, if you
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: have an issue and you want me to stay under
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: my price point, you need to communicate that ahead of time, too. Because, again,
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I'm going to order like I'm ordering for myself, but
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I will pay for it when I go out for myself.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: But if I invited you to my house for dinner,
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: the most I might say is, hey, bring me dessert.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Bring a bottle of wine or a cocktail or something
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I invited you.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: If I'm offering to come over to your house and
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: cook dinner, I'm not expecting you to pay for the groceries.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: If I am, I'm going to tell you that shit
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: ahead of time.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: That was tacky.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm not saying he's a bad person, but the
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: way he went about that was very tacky. And that's
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: a conversation that should have been had ahead of time
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: or before he left that night.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Why didn't he say that to you before he left
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: that night?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Because did he go out and he was trying to
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: show off and he spent more money than he was
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: supposed to when he needed that $ 38 to put in
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: his gas.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Tank, sugar butt?
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: He check that card the next day and say, damn,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: I forgot this payment was coming out. That's why he
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: wants that $ 38 back.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Or he's just cheap. Some people are just cheap like that.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: That, too.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: That was tanky.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Like I said, it goes back to what we were
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: saying earlier about communication.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, just communicate with this, like... Say that shit.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Say that shit.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: She had, I mean, it sounded like, you know, she also,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: she was like, she paid for the stuff. Like, paid
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: for them to get coffee or whatever. But it's like, yeah, yo, just...
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: This was probably a problem that just could have been
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: solved with communication.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean? Like, it ain't that.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that serious. But, you know, yeah, of course,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: you're going to take it there.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: You're going to take it there because, you know, you're upset.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: And it's like, yo, I'd be upset about the $ 38
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: because it's like if.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: We've been doing something.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: It was tagging. Very tagging.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Like, we've been doing this for a minute, bro. Like,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: for a minute.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: And it's like, all right, I should have seen him.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I should have said you was going to bitch about
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: that $ 38. I got you.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Here you go.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: And then after that, you know, after that, you just
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: leave him alone.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Keep it moving.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't go out with him no more. I'm going
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: to be personal. It's the way that he went about it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: If he had communicated ahead of time, it wouldn't have
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: been no... $ 38 ain't shit. $ 38, shit. Now a days
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: it don't be giving me about a quarter tank of gas.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: But $ 38.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Ain't no big fucking deal. For real, for real.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: And if he had said that from the get-go, it
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: would have been cool. I would have been like, all right,
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: let me know how much the bill is. I'll cash it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you have Venmo. Whatever.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Apple Pay, whatever the fuck.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: But the way he played that, it was tacky.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Very. Extremely tacky.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Extremely.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Niggas was probably hoping for some ass after that.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: You hope wrong, bitch, because you ain't getting that. Nope.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Moving on.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: We going over back to Brandon's favorite thread because we can.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Because.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: We over at Six Brown Chicks, y'all.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Tired of my girlfriend, so I took my coworker out.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: My car was repossessed in the middle.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Of our date.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Your priorities is wrong.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: I gave my girlfriend the money to pay the note.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: She's been using the money on other things. i can't
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: i can't claim her the way i want to because
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: i was with another woman when they came and got
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: my car but just the fact that they got my
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: car let me know she can't be trusted she cries
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: and says she spent the money she sent the money
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: to the wrong dealership and they won't return the money
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: can this happen though is she lying advice pookie but
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: she know you cheating she spent that money i promise
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: you she spent that money she sent to the wrong
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: dealership She spent that money.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. It's at the wrong dealership.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: And since when do you pay directly to the dealership
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: unless you got one of them buy-head, pay-head things?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Just made sense.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: She knew you got that shit from the fucking buy here,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: pay here on Racetown Road.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: And not the one fucking one on Monroe Street.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: She did that.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Shit on my damn leg.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: She did not send that shit to the wrong motherfucking people.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: She spent that damn money. She got some new J's
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: in that closet.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: She took Shadonesty and Shadon to the fucking Pearson Pagoda
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: and got their ass pissed because.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: They've been wanting some more ass pissing.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: And she told them they can get their second hold
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: when they turn 10.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: And they can't go. They're not going to Claire's dirty ass.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: They're not going to Claire's because she ain't like the
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: way Claire's did things. She took them to the Pearson
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: Pagoda because it was nice. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: She spent that.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Money and that's what you get. That's the crazy part.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Now you can pay your own car payment.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand that either. That's the thing I
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: don't understand.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: That's stupid. That's so stupid.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Because it feels like, you know, as soon as niggas,
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: but when niggas get, some niggas, when they get into
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: a relationship, they rely on that woman to take care
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: of everything because that's what their moms did for them.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: And it's like, oh, that is unnecessary pressure.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Chase, get off the damn thing. I am not taking
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: your mother's spot. You need to understand that. It is
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: not my job to take the spot of your bald
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: head mama. I'm not doing it. I'm going to be
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: your wife. I'm going to love you. I'm going to
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: take care of you. Yes, I'm going to feed you.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: I'm going to.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck you good.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna suck the skin off of it because i
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: love you but what i'm not going to do is
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: is is do which no there's a difference between the
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: love of your mama and the love of the woman
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: that you're married to okay all right yeah you are
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: capable of washing your own dirty ass drawers if i
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: want to i will it is not specific especially if
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: i work every day the way that you work every
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: damn day it is not specifically my job To be
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Susie fucking homemaker. It is my job to take care
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: of you, to make sure that you are loved, that
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: you are appreciated, that you are respected.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: That's my job as your wife. You small, you important.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: But I'll be goddamned if I run myself in the
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: ground like your mama did and that's why she's still
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: married because everybody know your daddy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Ain't worth a damn.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Trap.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: But she stayed married to Mr. Charles because she didn't
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: think she could have did no better. She could have
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: did better. Your mama was bad back in the day.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: God sent the pictures.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Okay? God damn it. Stop coming out here looking for.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: These women to be your mamas and just looking for
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: them to be your companions.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: That's not the job.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking for you to be my daddy.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: My daddy dead and gone. Him and the second one.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Both my daddies dead. I got a stepdad, but.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: My biological father And the.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Man That helped raise me Gone to glory I'm not
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: looking for Nobody to replace them I'm looking for Because
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: the things I want to do to you I promise
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: you I wasn't thinking about Doing to my damn father
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: So What.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: The fuck That's a lot That's a whole lot Right
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying I know that Wow I'm.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: Not looking for you To be my daddy Don't look
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: for me To be your damn mama That's not my ministry.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: My son grown in college Is he? Grown in college. Oh,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: he is.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: You know how long I've been with him. He's grown.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Grown in college.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I got a bunch of good children. And I can
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: return them to their damn parents when I'm.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Ready to eat them.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: My children just grown.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Everybody keep asking me that. Do you feel like you
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: should have had another one?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Absolutely the fuck not.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel bad that he don't have a sibling,
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: but he.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Got a whole heap of cousins.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: He's fine. He's fine.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: And why you always asking me do I wish I
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: had gave him another child he got a damn what
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: about the other.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Half of his DNA according to you it don't work.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Well I don't know that I know I didn't say
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: that I didn't say it didn't work what I said
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: was that all the trace good DNA came from me
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: that's what I said.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Was there another question since that yes let's move on
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: because Fuck up, Aaron. That arm ramp is veering off.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: The eye weight is going off this way, sis.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: She was riding four miles with her blinker on.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, last one. Oh, shit.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: She can't go right.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Last one.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: We going over here to our homie. Miss Underschool Park
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: for real.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, Miss Parker. Hey, Miss Parker, girl. She took the
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: shit out of us.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I broke my headphones again.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, Miss Parker, girl.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: I'll fix them later. They fine. I'll fix them.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You go ahead and talk. I'm going to keep yapping.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: So, anywho.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: These brand new damn headphones, Chan.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I keep pulling them down too far.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: You got a big ass head.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: First of all.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Where's the.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to hell.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Well, that made it worse. I'll fix it. I got it.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I'll fix it when you're almost done now.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Ms. Underscore, for real, if you're not already liking and
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: sharing and subscribing to her stuff, please do so.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: We appreciate it. Thank you very much. Our fellow Baltimore girl.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: I love when questions talk like this. Okay, so boom.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know why that took us so long.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's about to be some fuck shit.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I don't drink.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: I'm single, but I like to have a good time.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: So me, Isha, Ron, Corey, Alize, JT, and Tyesha went
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: to a party two weeks ago. Mind you, I'm the
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: single one. I'm sorry, it's getting worse, y'all. In the group,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: so I'm good. They were all wasted. We bar hopped,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: then went back to Taisha's house. Well, it was an orgy.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Everyone drunk and on everyone. Girl on girl, girl on guy,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: and even guy on guy. When I tried to join in,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: they wouldn't let me. I mean, I'm naked and nobody
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: wanted to touch me. Foul. So I decided to record it.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Because how y'all not going to let me join? I
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: wanted to have fun too. I'm the only one with
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: the video. I tried to talk to JT about it
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: and I found out that Isha, who works at my
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: doctor's office, shared with the group about my diagnosis. Which
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: is fucked up. I wasn't even having a breakout that day.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: And I didn't have an odor. I've been taking vagina
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: gummies for damn near. I'm doing so much better. So now,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: I want payback. Should I send a video to all
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: of their spouses?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I want revenge.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: How you gonna want revenge for niggas not trying to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: fuck with you, yo?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: That's fucked up. Bitch. How you gonna leave me out
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the orgy? Bitch, you got hurt. Bitch, you got hurt.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody want no bum bum, bitch. You mad because
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: some people don't want no bum bum? Oh my God.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Yo, fuck you, yo.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: You mad you mad nigga cause you mad answer king.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: You mad cause you mad cause he just texted and
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: said what.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Time Jesus on the main line Because.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: You, them people don't want no bump bump and now
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: you mad. But now you already told on them now, bitch,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: because you done put their names on here. You done
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: named everybody that was there, first of all. Because you
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: mad because them people didn't want you sharing your gift
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: that keeps on giving.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: So you made it's not that small and then you.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Made sure to say why'd you leave me.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Out the hood then you made sure to let us
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: know that the girl worked at your doctor's office so
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: it's gonna look like a HIPAA violation where in all
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: in all she may not have told them because she's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: seen it on your record she may have told them
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: because you told her but it's gonna look like a
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: HIPAA violation because she worked there it's probably gonna be
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: a whole investigation Isha might lose a damn job. All
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: because you wanted to be part of the threesome and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: share your bum bumps with everybody.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: That's dirty. That's dirty.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Y'all didn't realize she was recording?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Personal response?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Y'all dirty.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, y'all dirty any goddamn way because y'all
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: shouldn't have been having an orgy when y'all involved people.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: But I feel like she's leaving something out the story
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: because the people probably involved with each other in the story.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: When she said she's the only single one, they probably
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: couples in this damn story.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: They probably couples.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: You walked into a swingers party and it just so
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: happened to be you got what you got. So niggas
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: is like, nah, yo, I'm good.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Can I talk in videos to all their spouses?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: If I can't have it. Nobody want it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: I'm ruining everybody's goddamn day.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean. This is so fucking. Dirty bitch. This
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: is unhinged. This is unhinged.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: If you share that video, I hope it's enough for
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: them to beat your ass. I'm trying to get the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: women's names.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Isha and I don't know. Roan might be a man.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Isha and Ty Isha and Alizé.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: They need to beat your ass. And JT. JT might
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: be a dude.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: JT might be a dude. I don't know.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: They need to beat your ass because why would you
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: record them folks? You ain't in no business recording them.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Nah but then it's like but then it's like oh
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: you only recorded now I don't agree.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: With cheating and if they out there cheating they out
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: there cheating it's gonna come out eventually you know what's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: done to the dog come out but you only recorded
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: not because if they had let you join you wouldn't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: have recorded nothing you would have been perfectly fine Being
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: the only single one in there and getting hunched through
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: them from every which way.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: But I've been busting it open.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Busting it open.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Along with them bum bumps.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, she said she wasn't.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Having an outbreak, my baby. But that ain't the damn point.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Them people didn't care that she wasn't having a damn outbreak.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: That's some scary shit, bro. That is some scary ass shit.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Still doing that. Jam.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Jam. No, she might think she didn't get through because
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: she tried to call me on Google first and then
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: she just called me right up. Because sometimes Google don't
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: go through.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Nah. I said give me your ass and the motherfucker phone, bitch.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: What you doing?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Anywho.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, if you release that, be prepared to get
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: your ass beat because I feel like you.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Might get your ass beat.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I don't fight. I don't argue. I just crack a
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: bitch with a bottle.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's what it is.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: I just hit that bitch with a bottle.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I don't fight. I don't argue.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: I just hit that bitch.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: With a bottle.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: That may be what's going to happen to you, sugar.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: And the whole world.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Loves it when it don't come down.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Use a patty, bitch.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: And the whole world Loves it when you make that sound.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Well, if you have any questions for us, feel free
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: to send it our way at AskWandaPod at gmail.com. That
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: is A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com. You can find us all over
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the internet. I'm still fabricated. The headphones is off and
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: ain't back on yet. Um, We on Blue Sky at wandapod.bsky.social,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Facebook and YouTube at Wine and Audacity, the podcast, and threads, X, TikTok,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: and IG at wandapod underscore. Wherever you're looking at us at,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: there's a link in wherever the bio is, which has
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: our link tree, which has all of our links. So
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: you can find us to listen to us wherever you want, whatever,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: wherever tickles your fancy. Tickle. Tickle, tickle, bitch. Tickle, tickle.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: With that being said, we thank y'all. We love y'all.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: We hungry, so we about to go find something to eat. Mm-hmm.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. And we'll holler. Share this shit, bro.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Share this shit. We holler. Bye.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Tatties, titties, eh.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Tatties, titties. You don't need no tea.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Tatties, titties, eh.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Eat my meat.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Tatties, titties, eh.