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OUTRO: Hoytey Jizz Boot(s) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and Tickture for raw targets.
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  Speaker 3: For to siven every weekday on radio forgive a Fellows.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, how are you all going?
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  Speaker 1: We're all good good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm worried about caz are you? Why is that? Because
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  Speaker 2: it's on a can of coke, which normally means he's hangover.
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  Speaker 2: That's normally when I see you drink one. It's normally
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  Speaker 2: on a Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the sugar quoting that you know? Quoting that
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  Speaker 1: you need.
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  Speaker 4: The real world but you get the drift not a
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  Speaker 4: real world?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Are we all off?
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  Speaker 4: Our heads?
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  Speaker 1: Us? Up there?
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  Speaker 4: You guys need a coke? I've got coke zero because
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  Speaker 4: I am tired today.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you tired?
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  Speaker 1: I've told you this fascinating step before. But in rehabs,
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  Speaker 1: all the all the sugar containers are always empty because
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  Speaker 1: they're all craving sugaring sugar sugar, because of course alcohol
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  Speaker 1: is very high in sugar content, right, And when you stop,
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  Speaker 1: you go through massive sugar with jaws.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So thus it makes sense to me that you pound
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  Speaker 1: the cop the cokes all the time.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, it's coconut sugar.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: And and second of all, I don't pound them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that's just second of all.
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  Speaker 1: Its interestingly and another thing because sometimes, like genuinely, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be walking along and I suddenly crave a coke like
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  Speaker 1: cray true, yeah, crave and specifically a coke.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be like, oh my god, I've got to have
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  Speaker 3: a can of coke. I don't know what that is? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: can have you? Have you tried Mexican coke? No, fuck,
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  Speaker 3: it's delicious. People that have tried it will know. The
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  Speaker 3: coke from mixed.
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  Speaker 2: Cocaine. That was pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean it was no coca cola, I
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  Speaker 4: mean coca cola, but it had its own you know.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't They used to put cocaine and in cocaine.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the original formula that involved cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: How good, bring it back, I say, I mean, I'll
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  Speaker 1: pound the bart what coke?
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  Speaker 4: Coca cola from Mexico is made with sugar cane. Sugar cane, okay,
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  Speaker 4: sugar cane, but it's just a taste way bitter.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knows that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a lot of you guys, some would
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  Speaker 4: you have it? In America? And then my dad brought
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  Speaker 4: a creative It back load and a container that he
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  Speaker 4: was bringing aback when he was doing some important he
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  Speaker 4: ordered a create It just to have it on on house.
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  Speaker 1: It's all Cocaine America, Mexican coke, because then I would
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  Speaker 1: have said, well, yes, I have had it.
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  Speaker 4: Well you have it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, you know?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like seriously, is there you'd know if you'd had
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  Speaker 4: the mixed? Can you say, yeah, I think so, it's it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm local.
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  Speaker 4: I can't say that, can you not?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: You can.
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  Speaker 4: Jason, you said, what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Brother Soul number one?
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  Speaker 1: It's all right, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like saying docs or what do they mean? Same ship?
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  Speaker 4: You were your mates, you know Fellers.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can't be wrong to say that.
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  Speaker 4: Feelers yeah, yeah, So in Mexico they say it's it's it,
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  Speaker 4: and then we say feels.
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  Speaker 2: So we're there in Mexico. Do you think they're going?
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  Speaker 2: Can you say feel Yeah? I don't know it's Are
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  Speaker 2: you sure it's feelings?
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  Speaker 4: You pronounce the all three l's falls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Dane lu tomorrow fellas he goes, Yeah, it'll
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  Speaker 2: be fun.
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  Speaker 4: Broadcasting from up the skytower man, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're exactly are because we've done it before. But
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  Speaker 2: we're from our little boudoir. We were in the presidential suite.
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  Speaker 4: No, that wasn't there was a comedy festival.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know, but we've broadcasted from up there and
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  Speaker 2: so we've done Dan Lou from up there in park.
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  Speaker 2: Are we doing the same thing?
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  Speaker 1: It's actual in the actual tower.
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  Speaker 4: Was at the base of the tower, just at the
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  Speaker 4: base of the Yeah, that would be good. Would you
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  Speaker 4: like that, Jason, the base of the shaft the sky tower?
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  Speaker 2: Would you get this at the tip of it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Look, I mean I don't care where I am
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  Speaker 1: on the shaft.
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  Speaker 4: Would you do the would you do the skywalk thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Would you yes? Okay, great, I'm not doing everything
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  Speaker 2: you you well, you're not doing anything, but well apparently
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  Speaker 2: I'm walking up or down the steps. Are you're going
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  Speaker 2: to do that?
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  Speaker 1: Now? Fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Now there we go, So you're not doing anything?
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  Speaker 2: My heart?
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't would that be?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? We pretty well?
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  Speaker 2: Borrow? Pretty windy tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Fellows's fucking stormy.
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  Speaker 1: And I understand Jerry's doing that, I don't, you know,
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  Speaker 1: cutting on his lunch otherwise, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Arky Big Show one days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hiurarchy, remember the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it.
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  Speaker 4: You could be the first peron. You could set the
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  Speaker 4: record for climbing the sky tower in women's.
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  Speaker 2: Boots hire they back on today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, climbing when you go up the stairs, it could
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  Speaker 4: be your fastest time sit in women's boots.
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  Speaker 2: They're fucking they're so sicky.
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  Speaker 1: They're really good, man, You're so comfy. You know a
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  Speaker 1: good thing about it. It's like, hey, I forget I'm
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  Speaker 1: wearing them. They're really comfortable. And see you're.
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  Speaker 4: Not getting reminded by people that you were in them.
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  Speaker 1: I did the other day.
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  Speaker 4: And see they make you feel pretty.
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  Speaker 1: They feel pretty yea.
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  Speaker 2: And they give you another outlook on the world because
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  Speaker 2: the heels are so high, you feel you might feel
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  Speaker 2: like a giant totally.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, I'm I'm embarrassed for you guys that
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  Speaker 1: you're not up with that, you're not up with the
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  Speaker 1: house for you. That how society is these days. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people mix a match man.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely fine to be walking around women's boots with
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  Speaker 2: a couple of tips.
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  Speaker 4: That's to be fair. Girls were like, dude, stuff. You know,
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  Speaker 4: my wife always wears my business.
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  Speaker 2: I've got absolutely no problem with it.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, my my youngest always wears everything, you know, all
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  Speaker 1: my bloody whenever something's messing, I got boddies and track
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  Speaker 1: eas Yeah, my wife wears my business.
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  Speaker 2: Try and steal your your woman's boots?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, she she hasn't been home since I've owned them.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I'm sure she would.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon the issue with the woman's boots is would you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys even know? Would you guys have even known there
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  Speaker 1: were women's boots if I hadn't have told you, Yes, no,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: What are they called? Again?
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing that when we got the brand,
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  Speaker 4: is when we figured it out what brand do? They's
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  Speaker 4: already knew because he looked the ut something.
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  Speaker 1: And desirous chaos and harmony or.
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  Speaker 4: As soon as you said that, I was like, that's
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  Speaker 4: so good.
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  Speaker 2: And to your credit, Jo, she told us.
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  Speaker 1: Yes it was. Well, I say, because my wife had already.
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  Speaker 4: Looked them up online.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she said.
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  Speaker 1: They retail for three seventy those boots.
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  Speaker 2: And if you buy them brand new, you get a
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  Speaker 2: free winning dresh.
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  Speaker 1: Or some lingerie, which you know would have been good.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, at the end of the day, feelers
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  Speaker 1: you just got to carry. But what I was going
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  Speaker 1: to say was she didn't say, and it's a woman's site. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just see they retail for three seventy brand new.
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  Speaker 4: You do know it's a woman's sight though, way I
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  Speaker 4: do now, yeah, yeah, because my wife was like, they
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  Speaker 4: specifically specialized in bridal shoes and footwear.
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  Speaker 1: Someone who've got a bride wouldn't wear these?
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  Speaker 2: Well maybe, but how do you know, Jose, somebody else
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  Speaker 2: might say, well, a man would have wear these, And
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  Speaker 2: here we.
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  Speaker 1: Are exactly And as I say, I went online to
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  Speaker 1: find out about them, and it said financially the footwear
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  Speaker 1: can be worn by anyone.
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  Speaker 4: Well, of got any what we can be worn by anyone.
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  Speaker 2: I once wore a horse of shoes.
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  Speaker 4: They with Mogi and mine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hoping that they I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: I think. They'll be guarded to see Jason wearingman, Oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're going to get dirty and filthy.
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  Speaker 4: They'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: And it's funny because I do forget it that I'm
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  Speaker 1: wearing them. And I'll go past the shop window and go, oh, ship,
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  Speaker 1: they're quite bright.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the funny thing about It's great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the funny thing about the obviously the fact that woman's
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  Speaker 4: shoes is very funny, but also the fact that they
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  Speaker 4: are kind of a bright as that the other catch
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  Speaker 4: her eye.
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  Speaker 1: You good on you man, speaking speaking to you my
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  Speaker 1: mother in law, my mother in law because I showed
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  Speaker 1: her a photo of me wearing them, and she she's European.
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  Speaker 4: She's dut you're saying, she's off here.
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  Speaker 1: They're fantastic. That's very European. And you guys have been
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  Speaker 1: to Europe, so there you go.
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  Speaker 2: I never saw that, and actually don't wear those when
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  Speaker 2: you go, man executed.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me, can you tell me about your shoe story
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  Speaker 1: over in Europe?
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  Speaker 4: My shoes story? Yeah, sho story. What do you mean
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  Speaker 4: about when you're in Paris? Well, I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: that's Did I tell that off it?
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  Speaker 2: I think?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I was wearing my floaters.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was wearing my floaters, my white New
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  Speaker 5: Balance socks on long socks that go up halfway up
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  Speaker 5: the calf back bone, and black shorts and a.
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  Speaker 4: Black T shirt or something. Nice shirt, nice button up shirt,
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  Speaker 4: got it in your head, one of those hats with
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  Speaker 4: the corks hanging. And I had a cran hat on
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  Speaker 4: and like some really trendy sunglasses. And I was walking
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  Speaker 4: in Paris and one of the locals wearing a very
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  Speaker 4: like I don't know, like a polo and some pretty
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  Speaker 4: boring pants and like leathery kind of.
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  Speaker 2: He was looking like somebody that a woman might want
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  Speaker 2: six with.
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  Speaker 4: No, he wasn't. He was looking like someone that to
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  Speaker 4: be like. He was looking quiet European, was he? No,
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  Speaker 4: he wasn't, because that he was looking like someone that
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  Speaker 4: come knock on your house and give you a pamphlet
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  Speaker 4: about God. What he was looking like God bother And
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  Speaker 4: as he was walking past, it would have been like
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  Speaker 4: early twenties, he looked down at my shoes and up
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  Speaker 4: at me and then smirked and then walked off. And
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  Speaker 4: my wife was like, did you just see that? And
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  Speaker 4: I was like yes, and I was like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you created you knew about the shoes and you see, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to wear them anyway because you're so I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to need them for my long walks, So you
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  Speaker 2: knew you're up against it straight away.
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  Speaker 4: But I also like I'm wearing them because there cool
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  Speaker 4: shoes as well. I've never seen.
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  Speaker 2: Shoes like that, same as Jason's.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you is such cool shoes. As I say,
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  Speaker 1: my wife said to me, they're not you know, they're
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  Speaker 1: not as bad as kesies floaters.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, I think your wife's stepping. She's just lying to you.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: It's stitching up and she thinks I look hard.
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  Speaker 4: She's stitching you up. Yeah. Here, put this lemon shirt on.
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  Speaker 4: Here were these funny boots with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't worry that'll be.
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  Speaker 2: You're not as bad as three. Don't tell them that's
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  Speaker 2: going to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm going to run in the
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  Speaker 1: summer with my to go with your shirts, my Lemon
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  Speaker 1: ship and my and my beige boots.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking you know what's gonna happen. Something's gonna come along
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  Speaker 2: in a petty wig and they're going to put you
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  Speaker 2: in a mental.
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  Speaker 4: Who Yeah, fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get more flamboyant.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's good.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's great.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, lean into it, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 4: I'm loving it. I'm loving it for the sake of
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