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#223: Cruel World (2005) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Next challenge welcome to What's
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  your least favorite scary movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, the bad, the ugly and the absurd and all of our.
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  Favorite and least favorite? Scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rife we has its fan base.
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  Even if we don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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  My name is Jesse and welcome back to another uncut, undrawn,
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  live and mostly unedited. Oh man, I fucked that up.
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  Oh well, guess what? It's live, folks.
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  Here we are, live, uncut and mostly undrawn monthly edition
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  of our bonus series. To be or not to Be, hopefully
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  with not quite that many fuck ups to come in the future, yes,
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  we'll see. We'll see what happens though.
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  I don't know. Who knows.
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  This is reality TV baby. This.
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  Is reality TV we, you know, that's the whole point.
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  We're supposed to just capture the realism of it.
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  All yeah, we're being we're. Real people?
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  Yeah, we're real. Yeah.
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  This is reality. We're.
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  All John Connor also. I am John Connor.
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  I am too. Yeah, We're both John Connor.
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  I'm glad that we both agree that we could both be John Connor.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  OK, that all makes sense to this movie, everybody, because I.
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  Promise it makes sense because this this month we are talking
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  about Cruel World because it's Jesse's pick and it's a bunch of
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  coeds locked in a house, boys. And yeah, it has John Connor.
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  And it has John Connor. Well baby John Connor well as a
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  as a full blown man. Yeah, I was gonna say, actually,
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  he's older than he would have been in T2, so.
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  Yeah. It's not not really a baby job.
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  Of course he's older than he would have been in T2.
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  That came out in the 90s. And I want to say that this is
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  Joe Kearney's inspiration for Spree.
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  Say what? You know how he looks with the
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  hair and the remind. Me what spree is?
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  With the guy in the car, he's doing the DoorDash stuff or the.
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  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  What's going to say? What's his name?
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  Edward Furlong. Yeah, Edward Furlong, he looks.
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  Exactly like what I think they imagine the poster for Spree to
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  look like. Yeah, I can see it.
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  Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
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  OK, OK. I guess that means that it's
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  time for us to just go ahead and jump into it, because we Yeah,
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  we don't have an answer. This is a bonus episode.
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  We jump right into this shit, and it's less shit than normal,
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  so we're just going for it. We want to see what kind of fun,
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  undiscovered gems we can find on Tubi.
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  Maybe it's movies that we've vaguely heard of but I've never
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  seen before. They're not the.
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  They're not the flashy, all the money Adam Bum houses of the
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  world. Bum House if you paid attention
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  to the auto chapters. On Spotify?
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  Yeah, please do yourself a favor and look at what AI has decided
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  to chapter our episodes. It's amazing.
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  Bum house. Yeah.
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  We we were talking about Blum House and Spotify understood
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  that as Bum House. So we now have a new name for
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  Blum House. Yeah, as much as, and it's not
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  an insult to Blum House because God knows we love them.
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  Yeah, but I mean, Bum house, I think it's perfect because it's
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  also like they're fucking cheap. Yeah, a bunch of bums.
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  It's perfect. Yeah, it's also AI has also
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  decided. When I said Scout fucking love
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  swimming pools, they were like freaking, freaking love swimming
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  pools. And then when we were talking
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  about the lack of boner in Paranormal Activity, the title
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  was just the bedroom scene. Yeah.
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  So yeah, have some fun with AI. There's very little joy to be
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  had with AI. Let's make fun of it.
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  Yeah, let's enjoy the chaos. And we're tying it all back into
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  Terminator Baby. That's true, yeah.
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  We're also just embracing chaos in general this episode because
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  this movie is fucking chaotic. It is.
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  It is OK. So cruel world.
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  This was my pick. I chose it because it sounded
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  like a mixture of Wrong Turn to Halloween, Resurrection and The
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  Final Rose, all of which we have covered on the show before.
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  I got such strong wrong turn vibes watching this movie.
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  There is a very large part of me that wants to suggest we watch
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  Wrong Turn to later today. I am always down for a wrong
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  turn movie. The the only thing this movie
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  was really missing honestly. Honestly.
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  Honestly though. Texas Battle.
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  Dude, yeah, where was Texas battle?
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  And this is his wheelhouse, right?
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  This is the era this. Is where Texas battle lives.
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  Baby the Muniz era. This is Muniz.
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  This is Muniz. This is missing Muniz.
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  We needed Muniz and we needed Texas.
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  We need to move on to the cast because.
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  Actually talk about this. Cast is a sight to behold.
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  We just kept going, this person looks familiar, this person
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  looks familiar, this person looks familiar.
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  This person is familiar, but not from movies we've seen.
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  But they've done a ton of shit, so we're going to get to all of
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  that. So the movie is Cruel World.
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  It released October 14th, 2005. We watched it on to be because
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  this is our to be our not to be episode.
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  You can watch it for free that way.
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  Written by Gene Hess, Paul Lawrence and Paul T Murray,
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  directed by Kelsey T Howard, music by Danny Saber, and
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  special effects makeup by Misuk Ku and Mark Shostrom.
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  Starring Edward Furlong as Philip Markham.
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  You may better know him as John Connor from T2.
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  Oh man. And he, you know, good for him.
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  I'm glad that he's still working.
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  And you know what? He did a good job.
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  He did a good. Job.
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  Yeah, he's very deranged. Absolutely, people probably
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  should on him. Oh absolutely, but don't worry,
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  I have reviews for the end of the episode.
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  It's kind of a tragic. It's case.
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  Did. Did.
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  You, I don't know anything about his life.
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  Well, when he was on the set of Terminator Two, there was a
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  adult woman that started dating him.
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  Oh God. He's so fucked.
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  Up. Yeah, he was groomed.
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  He was a baby kid, yeah. Jesus Christ.
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  Yeah, And everybody was cool with it.
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  Everybody was like totally fine with this woman, just like
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  dating this child actor on the set.
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  You can find pictures of it. This is.
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  Awful. This is awful.
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  Can we go back to having fun? I'm sorry, I just wanted to put
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  in the context because I feel like people shit on this guy and
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  this guy. I feel like he's been through
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  some shit I didn't. So I'm happy.
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  I'm happy for him. I'm happy for him that he found
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  this like weird little role in this movie and he just had.
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  He seemed like he had fun. The Terminator movies are from
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  an era before I researched the background of movies, so for me,
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  he's just John Connor. You know what?
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  I've known about. I didn't.
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  Know any of that? He was a cool fucking kid now
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  back in the day though. But yeah, he, yeah, it's sad.
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  So sorry. Let's let's bring him back up a
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  little. Bit all right.
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  Well, Speaking of bringing it back up, Daniel Franzese is
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  Claude Markham, better known as Damien from Mean Girls.
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  Who I, before I learned his name, wrote as Mean Guy.
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  That's good. That probably would have been
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  better if I had just written him as Damien or something because I
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  was like, PA, is he APA? I didn't know because he was
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  walking. The coffins.
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  At one point I was like, it seems reasonable OK Andrew
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  Keegan as Bobby. You may better know him as
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  Donnie from 10 Things I Hate About You.
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  He is the asshole that basically puts the whole thing into motion
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  because he wants to get in cats little sister's pants.
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  I don't know him. So he's a typecast?
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  Susan Ward as Ashley? Fuck.
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  I looked her up and she was in something and I forgot what.
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  It was. Well, he pulled it up.
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  I got it right here. Yeah.
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  OK. Ashley, where you at Ashley.
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  Where you at? Ashley, sorry, we gotta, we
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  gotta fill the desk. Yeah, we gotta silence a little
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  bit. We're.
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  Kind of filling up the space right now which.
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  One is that ask Susan Ward. Here we go.
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  What have you been in, Susan? Oh God, you're getting.
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  Susan OK, OK. Shallow.
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  How she was. Jill.
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  Yeah. And.
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  I haven't seen that movie since it was considered socially
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  relevant. Yeah, it's that.
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  It was a long time ago since I watched that too.
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  Shit, man. She's not been in a whole lot of
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  things. She was in an episode of
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  Friends. Who is?
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  She. She is Haley and the episode the
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  one with the sharks. OK, that was a later episode.
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  That's the one where Monica walks in on Chandler watching
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  porn, except he changes it. Yeah, and she can say he's in
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  the sharks. That's.
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  True love. That is true.
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  Love, she was going to get in a bathtub and thrash for him.
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  OK, so Noah Lake as Ruby, better known as somebody from Blue
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  Crush. Not a movie I've seen so I don't
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  know what to tell you, but she's in Blue Crush.
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  Yeah, Ruby, I saw she. She seemed to have the most
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  limited filmography. She she's a multi hyphenate so
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  she also models and act or models and does music.
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  OK, so acting isn't her like main thing.
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  I got you. OK.
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  Yeah. Lauren Ramsey as Jenny, better
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  known, as I said who she was before and I.
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  Forgot she's in the the ruins. The ruins, yes the the letter's
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  girlfriend, yes, yes, yes. Amy Garcia as Gina, better known
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  as an integral part of our annual Christmas celebrations in
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  our household, she is a pop star that falls in love with Freddie
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  Prince Junior, go watch Christmas with you.
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  Not now it's July that's weird. Don't be that guy.
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  Christmas in July. It's but don't.
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  You don't have to. Just like around November, we
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  can all start watching these movies together.
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  She's a pretty famous actor. She's in a lot bigger things
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  than that, but that's the. Biggest thing we know her from,
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  Yeah, there was nothing else. I was going to mention her and
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  it was always going to be criticism.
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  Yeah. Joel Michael as Jack.
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  He is better known as Joel from But I'm a Cheerleader.
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  OK. Yeah, we OK, OK.
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  Yep, Yep Yep. Nate Parker as techno fuck.
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  I looked him up. Soon.
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  Oh shit, I didn't look up Techno.
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  Yeah. I here's the thing, I wrote down
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  their titles in this movie and I was very confident in myself
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  that I would remember what other movies they were in.
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  And that was the wrong, wrong level of confidence to have in
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  myself. Yeah, he didn't look familiar to
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  me. Let's see.
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  His name is Nate Parker. Yeah, but he's everybody else is
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  in a bunch of things, so I'm assuming he's in something too.
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  I'm not seeing anything. Actually.
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  I don't recognize any of these. I'm not familiar with any of
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  this shit. He's in a lot of stuff.
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  I just don't recognize any of these names.
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  Yeah, no, no, the the thing that's most surprising about
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  this is like most of these people are still working and
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  they've all had pretty successful acting careers.
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  Pretty. Successful acting careers.
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  OK, cool. Look at him.
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  He was in an episode. He was in Cold Case.
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  Yeah, that's a pretty big show. Yeah, I mean, good for him.
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  He did pretty well, OK. Seen Nicole build her back as
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  Miko I did not see. Her, she's in something that
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  we've seen before. She was familiar to me too.
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  I looked her up. Okay, I'm pulling her up right
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  now. For some reason, IMDb is being
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  really slow. Maybe this is like this?
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  Is. Passing effects of the fucking
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  outage that happened the other day.
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  No. I don't know.
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  It's not loading for me. It's I'm just getting a little
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  spinning. Well, it's.
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  Not because we're we're not affected by that.
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  Also, it was only. For Oh yeah.
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  Strike that was on. Microsoft and you have an Apple.
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  She's in Brooklyn 99 Who's? She in Brooklyn 9. 9 She's in a
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  single episode. She's in Cruel Summer.
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  You watched that? Oh shit, which season?
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  Denise Harper is her character's name.
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  She's in season one. OK, OK.
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  I I just know that you were familiar with that I'm.
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  Familiar with with the show. I don't really care to watch it
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  more than once. It's not like it's not rewatch.
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  OK. The first season, maybe.
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  She was also in cold case. OK.
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  Maybe I saw these people. Maybe I stopped looking them up
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  part way through the. List She's in the house.
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  Oh, she's in Buffy 2 episodes. Buffy Quartet and quartet #1.
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  Oh, she's one of. Yeah, she's one of.
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  Quartet. She's in.
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  Bring it on as Whitney. Wait, which?
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  Bring it on. The first one.
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  OK. So we've seen her in things.
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  I definitely just didn't look up the last half of.
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  Sabrina. She's in Sabrina, she's in
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  Clueless, She's in a lot of things.
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  You know, what happened was I started writing these and I
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  skipped ahead because you told me the next person Brian Garrity
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  was calling. You're like, by the way, he
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  played opposite of Josh Peck and ATM, and I didn't believe you.
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  So I looked him up and then because he was after them on the
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  list, I skipped ahead and that's what happened.
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  I saw him and I kept thinking that looks like the guy, guy
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  from the first Hostel that you think is the main character but
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  isn't because he gets killed. Yeah, you know what I'm talking
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  about. Yeah, yeah.
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  And then finally Jamie Presley as Catherine Man, better known
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  as I don't actually know the character's name, but Crab Man's
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  girlfriend and my. Name is Yeah, that's the most I
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  know her from. She's good.
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  She was really good in this. I was actually kind of bummed
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  that she wasn't in more of this movie.
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  We had another My Name Is Earl connection because Travis, for
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  the first time ever last weekend, watched Dogma and I
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  completely forgot that Azrael is played by fucking What's his
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  face? Yeah, Earl.
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  His name is Jason or something. Jason.
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  James Jim, something with AJ, yeah.
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  Anyway, so that's our cast is actually a pretty like these are
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  all working people who are working still today.
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  Yeah, it's really impressive to the point that obviously we
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  forgot who was who and what they've been in because there
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  was just so much to keep track of.
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  It's just so crazy to me that they had these people here and
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  then this is what we get. We literally never even heard of
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  this movie. We have been on these people's
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  IMDb pages multiple times. And if you, you told me that
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  this that this title had passed by, yeah, I wouldn't.
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  Wow. I'd be like cruel, cruel world
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  that doesn't exist. That's not real.
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  Yeah, it's, it's weird, man. OK, Travis, time for our
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  favorite game. Budget or budget?
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  This is one of those weird movies where it looks fucking
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  cheap, but for some reason it also looks like one of those
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  movies that had a shit ton of money behind it but they just
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  didn't know how to spend it. OK, so I'm gonna go high bug.
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  Ted, you're very wrong. OK, 2 million.
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  Low bug. Ted OK, this it's almost like a
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  bug bum house. It is almost like a bum house,
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  yeah. OK, opening box office of
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  11,000. Oh, it actually went into the
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  theaters. Apparently.
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  I said that like squeezy chips. It went into the theaters.
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  Yeah. People watched it while they ate
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  some popcorn. I.
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  Thought this was a planet. Worldwide gross of 17.9000.
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  It has an IMDb score of 3.7 out of 10. 3.7 Yeah, that's that's
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  not too shocking. It's not too shocking, but I
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  also, I think it's a little bit rude, but we'll get to that in a
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  minute, OK? We'll get to that in a minute,
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  OK. I picked 3 movies and they're
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  all movies. My my working theme is
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  somebody's watching you slash Puppet Master.
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  I like that. Yeah, that's very good.
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  And these are all movies that we've talked about on the show.
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  Hey, I like that. Too, And it's good, which is
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  perfect the cast we have. Perfect.
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  All right. Yeah, that is very good.
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  So the first one is Saw Two, Saw Two, which released October
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  28th, 2005. It felt very appropriate to do
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  the comparison with because it's a group of people locked in the
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  house and we get Mad Men, John Kramer.
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  Oh my God, it is perfect. Yeah, and he's kind of doing his
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  own little game show. Exactly.
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  Exactly. Yeah, He has a budget of $4
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  million. I say he like it was John
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  Graper's personal budget. He probably did.
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  Have $4 million for that one. That that shit takes a lot of
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  money to run. There's no way he's doing that
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  shit shoot. I mean, I know engineers make
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  good money, but really? Not that much.
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  I feel like the cost of living in Sawville is shockingly high
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  for his rundown as it is. I mean he probably like steals
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  from these people when he kidnaps into, he's like, they're
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  not fucking making it. OK World Red Gross 147 million
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  IMDb score of 6.6 out of 10. OK, for a second, I got
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  confused. I thought you were talking about
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  this movie that we're talking about today is like, holy shit.
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  Yeah, yeah, OK. Second movie.
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  Wolf Creek. No, no, no, no.
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  I get them mixed up all the time.
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  Cry wolf. Yeah, yeah.
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  Wolf Creek was the same year it was and there was a part of me
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  that I was like how can I make this fit my thing?
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  So Cry Wolf Cry Wolf released September 16th, 2005 on a budget
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  of $1 million and had a worldwide gross of 32,000,000.
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  Has a 5.8 out of 10 on IMDD. I like that movie.
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  It is a fun movie. It has John Bon Jovi and knock
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  off Alicia Witt and Pads and J Pads and British guy maybe.
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  Yeah. God, I'm so broken right now.
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  Is he, is he actually British? I can't remember.
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  No, he is British. He's British.
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  Swift. British.
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  But we just kept thinking that maybe he was faking his British
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  no. Because I remember.
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  Because it's weird his his accent kept slipping in and out.
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  No, he's all it's the most egregious and the sorority row
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  remake where he. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, like he keeps accidentally going like British.
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  Yeah, yeah, that's where he's British maybe.
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  Yeah. OK, yeah.
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  And then finally, I'm hostile. So funny that you've brought
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  that up before. Yeah.
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  That would be crazy if that guy was in this one too.
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  That was the same dude. So Hustle premiered at the
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  Toronto Film Fest on September 17th, 2005.
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  It had a budget of 4.8 million and grossed worldwide
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  81,000,000. It has an IMDb score of 5.9 out
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  of 10. I love that movie and they are
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  making ATV series based off of that and I'm kind of looking
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  forward to it. How and why and who Money.
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  Because and Eli. But like what channel is it
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  streaming? Is it a streaming series?
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  I don't feel like they make shows for not streaming anymore.
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  That's true. I just, you know, my thought is
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  because we never watched The Purge TV series, but I remember
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  when it was announced it was going to be on USA maybe.
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  Yeah, I don't know. FXTNTI don't know.
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  I seem corrected because Chucky's on sci-fi.
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  Chucky's on sci-fi. Sci-fi can get away with a
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  little bit more because I think that the FCC just is like,
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  whatever, you're nerds. Whatever.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Well, you, they're stupid. They spelled sci-fi wrong.
• 18:46
  They don't know what they're doing over there.
• 18:48
  Whatever. They're not real.
• 18:50
  But yeah, I just, I don't know how you can show the stuff that
• 18:55
  goes in hostile. It's got to be streaming.
• 18:57
  It's got to be streaming. That's the only way it makes
• 18:59
  sense. Yeah, for sure.
• 19:00
  OK, so more research to be done on that.
• 19:03
  I have two tag lines. Oh wow.
• 19:05
  OK. Be ready to be disappointed.
• 19:08
  Oh man, OK. Sorry, on this reality show you
• 19:13
  get killed off. Oh, fuck you.
• 19:17
  Not you. But whoever did that, Thomas
• 19:21
  Furlong, Is that what I'm saying?
• 19:23
  Edward. Edward OK, sorry.
• 19:27
  When you get voted off this reality show, it's pretty good.
• 19:31
  That's better. I guess we're.
• 19:33
  We're getting in the right direction with that one.
• 19:35
  They should have kept going. Yeah, they were working that
• 19:37
  one. They needed a few more.
• 19:39
  Yeah, a few more passes that was.
• 19:40
  Clearly, like in the early stages of a brainstorm session.
• 19:43
  I think it's like the last episode of Dead Meat where they
• 19:46
  did guess the tagline and they were like, some of these were
• 19:48
  clearly they just gave them to. Yeah, in advertising.
• 19:52
  Exactly. Yeah, and they don't even know.
• 19:53
  What the place is about? Yeah, that kind of feels like
• 19:55
  what it is. That's true.
• 19:56
  OK. OK, so because this is their
• 19:59
  bonus episode, we don't do the same full amount of background
• 20:02
  information. And we just go straight into our
• 20:04
  good, bad, ugly and absurd. So Travis, kick it off.
• 20:08
  What did you find good about this?
• 20:10
  So I thought that they had a cool idea for this movie here.
• 20:15
  I like the idea of taking a reality TV show and turning it
• 20:19
  into like a little horror movie because 2005, right?
• 20:24
  This is like peak reality TV right here.
• 20:28
  So it's topical. I get why they came.
• 20:30
  Up. I mean, 19 years later it still
• 20:32
  is. It is, but I feel like this is
• 20:34
  when it like started really rolling.
• 20:36
  I'm surprised they were allowed to fully mention Joe
• 20:39
  Millionaire. Joe Millionaire.
• 20:41
  That was a. Real reality show, really.
• 20:43
  Yes, I'm not. And it was exactly like what the
• 20:46
  cop described it as, where they tell this group of women it's
• 20:49
  kind of a bachelor type situation, and they tell this
• 20:51
  group of women that this guy is a millionaire, but actually,
• 20:54
  like, he's not. He's a construction workers.
• 20:57
  Really. Yeah.
• 20:58
  So at the end, it has to be like, do you love him for who he
• 21:02
  is or were you just a note for the money?
• 21:04
  I was surprised that they were allowed to do that.
• 21:06
  So in this movie, just for context for you also, we don't
• 21:09
  have to explain it later after we've lost the context of this.
• 21:12
  They were. It started off with Catherine,
• 21:15
  Jamie Presley's character was in a reality show called Lover's
• 21:18
  Lane Bachelorette meets Joe Millionaire where they told the
• 21:23
  group of men that she was a millionaire, but actually she
• 21:26
  was a waitress. But now she's actually a
• 21:27
  millionaire because of reality TV and movie logic.
• 21:29
  Yeah. I mean, that makes sense.
• 21:31
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And actually that's one of the
• 21:35
  other things I thought that they had like a really great setup
• 21:37
  with the, like, opening scenes. Yes, like the opening of this
• 21:40
  movie is so strong. I'm so glad it lasted as long as
• 21:44
  it did. I wanted it to go further
• 21:46
  honestly. And I, I had when we watched the
• 21:51
  trailer, I was like, oh God, like I this is a Toby movie for
• 21:55
  sure. I get it.
• 21:56
  But then we started watching the opening and Jamie Presley is
• 22:00
  there. She's fucking killing it.
• 22:01
  She's doing a great job. And the camera work is good, The
• 22:05
  acting's good, the setup, like the scenes are good.
• 22:08
  Like I thought like, holy shit, we're going to get like a really
• 22:11
  good. We're going to get another wish
• 22:13
  craft on the show. Here is what I was thinking.
• 22:15
  But after that, we just kind of go into whatever the fuck this
• 22:21
  movie becomes, OK? And that is where my good ends.
• 22:27
  OK, my good. I love this premise.
• 22:29
  Obviously I was also the one who chose the final rose before on
• 22:34
  the show, which is a very similar premise.
• 22:37
  I am the reality TV person in this house.
• 22:40
  I really enjoy a single location horror.
• 22:44
  This cast fucking slaps. Yeah, for.
• 22:47
  Sure, man. Oh my God, that's another good.
• 22:48
  Yeah, they all are actually pretty solid.
• 22:51
  They're all good actors and they all have like solid resumes, as
• 22:55
  we've already discussed, so. Some of them have some bad
• 22:59
  performances, but I'll talk about that in a second.
• 23:02
  But I just think All in all, it's it's pretty fun.
• 23:06
  You get some of the cheesy reality bits and we get some of
• 23:09
  the 4th wall breaking of like, well, people that watch and talk
• 23:13
  about reality TV enough know this stuff happened.
• 23:15
  So it was kind of nice to have them acknowledge it, you know,
• 23:18
  like the whole, hey, cameras are running, so you just got to give
• 23:21
  them a sound bite that they want to work with.
• 23:22
  Yeah. And she says the exact same
• 23:24
  thing she said on his final episode.
• 23:26
  And I thought that was like, it was such a nice little moment
• 23:29
  later that they didn't really linger on too much where she, it
• 23:32
  shows him watching that episode and you're like, oh, that's why
• 23:35
  she goes to sound bite because she thought that's what they
• 23:38
  would want to hear. Yeah, it's great.
• 23:40
  And I just, I don't know, I just really enjoyed it.
• 23:43
  Yeah, OK. Like you enjoyed it as in the
• 23:46
  movie or like the opening? Right the the whole movie.
• 23:51
  OK the whole movie OK cuz we originally can just talk to my
• 23:55
  family. Yeah, no, I, yeah, I kind of
• 23:58
  like emerging that into. OK, I gotcha.
• 24:02
  I had, I enjoyed the whole movie.
• 24:04
  OK, so go ahead and get into your bed because I know that
• 24:08
  it's coming right now. Look, I don't hate this movie
• 24:11
  like I done like I had a fun time watching it, but this movie
• 24:14
  is so fucking chaotic. We have scenes that just fucking
• 24:19
  like we just you. Say it's chaotic, like that's a
• 24:22
  bad thing. This is not the kind of chaos
• 24:26
  that you want. We.
• 24:27
  OK, So like the most egregious thing.
• 24:29
  Well, the thing that really caught me off guard right away
• 24:31
  was whenever we have Ruby, stuff like we have like, OK, challenge
• 24:36
  time, Oh, she's dead. And then like it cuts
• 24:38
  immediately to another challenge and then something else happens
• 24:41
  and it's like just seeing what's.
• 24:44
  Happened. The problem was that I think
• 24:46
  they needed a little bit more editing in either the script or
• 24:50
  the movie itself. No, what happened is, yeah, like
• 24:53
  you were right about the editing, but I don't think that
• 24:55
  they got the shots that they needed to get like moments in
• 24:59
  between. They just focus so heavily on
• 25:02
  writing and focusing on getting shots of like the big moments
• 25:05
  that they were excited about, but they didn't want to put any
• 25:10
  effort into laying the groundwork to get us there.
• 25:13
  They just got us there immediately.
• 25:15
  And it doesn't have the payoff if you don't have, if you don't
• 25:20
  feel like it's earned. I think my biggest problem with
• 25:23
  it, this could be fixed and this is kind of going into my bed,
• 25:27
  OK? It could be fixed with a simple
• 25:30
  line change, which is at the beginning when he's explaining
• 25:32
  the premise of the show. You all will complete a
• 25:35
  challenge. The winner gets immunity for the
• 25:37
  week, and everybody else has to vote for somebody who's not
• 25:41
  immune off. None of that ever happens.
• 25:44
  We don't get a single scene of people like voting anybody.
• 25:47
  It just all happens off screen and I but.
• 25:50
  There's only a single vote ever also.
• 25:53
  But still, like everybody votes, and those are scenes that are
• 25:57
  primed for some good tension. And that's what I'm saying,
• 26:01
  there was one single vote that happened and it was off screen
• 26:05
  and they made it sound like that was going to be a big thing.
• 26:07
  And I was like, oh, this as somebody who grew up watching
• 26:10
  Survivor, I owned a fucking buff.
• 26:12
  Pearl Islands. What up, Ruben?
• 26:16
  It could have been so interesting to see them kind of
• 26:21
  cannibalize each other a little bit before the brothers come in.
• 26:25
  Yeah. And become murderous.
• 26:26
  Yeah. I think that that needed, they
• 26:28
  needed to like have some restraint I think.
• 26:31
  And they, yeah, they just really like, I mean, really they just
• 26:36
  focused on writing and filming the moments, like the big
• 26:40
  moments that they were excited about, I think.
• 26:42
  And I just don't think that they wanted to put the work in to get
• 26:46
  us there organically and make it feel like it like happen
• 26:49
  naturally. Whenever I'm thinking about
• 26:51
  writing stuff, I'm thinking about the big moments I want to
• 26:54
  have. I think to Misery the book,
• 27:00
  because there's this whole scene.
• 27:02
  It's after Annie comes in and she calls Paul a dirty birdie
• 27:08
  for killing off Misery and says that he is going to write her
• 27:12
  back to life and he's got to figure out how.
• 27:15
  And he tries to do it sneaky the first time, you know, kind of
• 27:19
  freezer ice boxes. The ending of the previous book,
• 27:22
  Me like, thank God that they got you in time.
• 27:24
  And she's goes on to her her whole thing about the the the
• 27:28
  drive in movies and what was it? Rocket, not Rocket man, but the
• 27:34
  guy in the back seat of the car and or in the trunk of the car
• 27:37
  and he's flying off the Cliff. And that's how it ends.
• 27:39
  And then the next week, oh, he actually gets out before it
• 27:43
  flies off the Cliff. And she's so mad.
• 27:45
  And so then Paul's internal monologue, as much as he hates
• 27:48
  Annie and as much as he is being held against his will, and as
• 27:52
  much as he hates misery as a concept, he thinks about how he
• 27:56
  can organically bring misery back to life.
• 27:59
  And he talks about writing his book, this, the book that Annie
• 28:03
  burns because it's dirty. It's dirty and it's not misery.
• 28:08
  But there's a whole scene where there's a dead body in the movie
• 28:11
  theater. And he's trying to figure out
• 28:13
  how this person can realistically sneak this dead
• 28:15
  body out of the movie theater and is working through different
• 28:17
  scenarios. And I think about that a lot
• 28:20
  when I'm writing things. I want to have this moment.
• 28:23
  I want to get from A to B, but how do you do it in a way that
• 28:26
  doesn't just make people go OK you're not even fucking trying.
• 28:30
  Yeah, it's tough. And that's one of the that's
• 28:33
  what really good writing is. Yeah.
• 28:35
  The fact that this movie does none of that, I'm willing to
• 28:38
  just embrace the chaos. That's fine.
• 28:41
  That's all fine and good and I'm right there with you.
• 28:44
  Like this is you want to be a chaotic movie, Let's fucking do
• 28:48
  it. Let's go.
• 28:49
  Let's give me fucking John Connor and all of these like
• 28:52
  future like big working actors and like let's go all in.
• 28:56
  But I don't think that that was their intention.
• 28:59
  I don't think it was their intention, but I also just think
• 29:03
  that there are plenty of movies that are poorly done, that we
• 29:06
  love them for what they are. Oh, absolutely.
• 29:08
  Yeah, Yeah. But.
• 29:10
  That is a problem I have that I think so many of the problems I
• 29:14
  personally have, if we just take away his little bit saying that
• 29:18
  complete a challenge, get immunity, somebody else has
• 29:20
  voted off. If we take that away, it solves
• 29:24
  about 75% of the problems I have with the movie.
• 29:27
  Yeah, but for me, I still get things like the rushed ending
• 29:32
  and just rushed moments. Like we get the cops show up and
• 29:35
  then like he gets fucking his arm cut off and then shot up and
• 29:39
  this all happens. And like, I'm going to say less
• 29:41
  than a minute. And like in most movies, that's
• 29:45
  going to be maybe I'll give you 3.
• 29:48
  You can do it in 3 minutes maybe.
• 29:50
  But you know, they, they're like 30 seconds.
• 29:54
  We'll try for that. And then it's just fucking
• 29:58
  weird. OK, what's your ugly?
• 30:03
  Well, I guess my ugly in this is the whole thing with Phillip
• 30:10
  just taking advantage of these people wanting to do like, a
• 30:14
  game show and trying like, I mean, he's just watching them on
• 30:17
  camera. He's just fucking toying with
• 30:18
  them. He's watching them in the
• 30:19
  bathroom. That's not cool, man.
• 30:21
  You know, supposed to be watching people in the bathroom.
• 30:23
  That's illegal. Yeah.
• 30:26
  And then they, like, they both have this promise.
• 30:28
  Like, they're both him and his brother are having this like,
• 30:32
  competition, like, oh, I'm the one that's going to get Jenny.
• 30:35
  You know what I mean? They're already claiming
• 30:36
  ownership over here. Like, Oh yeah, she's my reward.
• 30:40
  My ugly, I think is going to be Claude's character, because I
• 30:43
  don't really know what kind of a point they were trying to make
• 30:47
  with that. Thank you, you just reminded me
• 30:49
  he was the bad acting that I was going to bring up the way.
• 30:52
  Like I feel like he tried to play that in such a weird way
• 30:55
  and I would have told him to like go harder with the anger or
• 30:59
  just reel back and like not go that hard with.
• 31:03
  It it's like, and I always have problems where a movie tries to
• 31:09
  villainize or vilify any kind of marginalized group.
• 31:16
  Yeah. And his character is heavily
• 31:18
  implied to have an intellectual disability disorder.
• 31:22
  And I don't get what kind of a point they were trying to make
• 31:25
  with that. The movie never says anything
• 31:27
  directly or honestly I feel indirectly about it other than
• 31:31
  oh he can get away with this. Truly, I feel like they were
• 31:35
  going for a chaotic family like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• 31:41
  But it also doesn't even make sense because it seemed like
• 31:45
  Phillips motivation was supposed to be the fact that he didn't
• 31:48
  win on his reality show, and I thought that was an interesting
• 31:51
  enough premise on its own. And if that were the case, I
• 31:55
  feel like, you know, get Jamie Presley's character Catherine
• 32:00
  back on there That way at least has some.
• 32:03
  And I know that this is the beginning of the show, but two
• 32:05
  changes right now that I say I wanna make one.
• 32:08
  Make Damien's character, Daniel's character, whatever
• 32:12
  Claude's character. Quad yes mean guy make.
• 32:17
  Him APA, but like a true PA. And maybe he was APA on Lover's
• 32:22
  Lane and was one of the ones trying to push the storyline
• 32:25
  where Philip wins. That would be cool because there
• 32:27
  would be like some conflict. Yes, there's some conflict
• 32:30
  there. There's a natural kind of
• 32:32
  alliance there, and it makes sense from the origin story.
• 32:35
  Also, keep Catherine alive and force her to be in kind of this
• 32:38
  director role where she's got to maybe come up with the
• 32:41
  challenges or storylines or something.
• 32:43
  I wanted a lot more Jamie Presley, but they I don't think
• 32:47
  that they had it with that measly little bum house.
• 32:50
  Budget no, but I don't think Bum House can't do Presley.
• 32:55
  She's not a high doll or anything, but I think in 2005
• 32:57
  she was like doing OK. She does OK.
• 32:59
  Yeah, that was around. That was around.
• 33:01
  My name is Earl Time, right? Yeah, I don't really know how
• 33:03
  big she was back then, though. I know now people like.
• 33:06
  Recognize the name. Well, recognize the name.
• 33:09
  And also I think people recognize her as like, like
• 33:13
  another version of Margot Robbie.
• 33:17
  She kind of like, yeah, she's, she's like Margot.
• 33:20
  Robbie Margot Robbie and the Australian, the other Australian
• 33:26
  one in Scream 6 in the opening. Kill ready or not?
• 33:37
  No, you're thinking of Sydney. Press tax isn't Scream.
• 33:42
  No, it does start with an S. But it's not sick, Yeah.
• 33:47
  Maybe it is, I don't know. Not look up, ready or not?
• 33:50
  Ready or not? Show me the top building.
• 33:52
  No, there's no way we're not. Some are weaving.
• 33:55
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, damn guys, very.
• 33:59
  Fucking I'm so glad that this is unedited for you guys.
• 34:02
  You can hear this is what we go through in a regular episode we
• 34:05
  just cut most of this out for. That's true, I feel.
• 34:07
  Like it's a little bit more chaotic than normal today
• 34:09
  though. Well, we're embracing the spirit
• 34:11
  of the movie. Man, we haven't even done
• 34:12
  child's play too yet and that's like immediately after this.
• 34:16
  When you listen to Child's Play Two later this week and you're
• 34:19
  like, wow, they seem really slap Abby.
• 34:20
  It's because it's half. We're recording these
• 34:22
  back-to-back. Then I've also got a beer right
• 34:25
  now, so. That I've already finished my
• 34:26
  beer. This is strong beer, dude.
• 34:28
  This is. When they say stout, they mean
• 34:30
  stout. It was. 12.8%.
• 34:32
  Oh my God. Yeah, so we got a little bit
• 34:36
  loopy during. This it's a little loopy.
• 34:39
  OK, what's your upstage? Fuck, man, we're still
• 34:42
  indulging. Yeah, OK, here's one.
• 34:47
  This is a good one. So Jack's character, Yes, they
• 34:51
  made a whole point. Right that.
• 34:52
  He's an asshole. He can't swim.
• 34:54
  Oh. Yeah, right.
• 34:56
  Because he it's not that he had the thing like the little ball
• 35:00
  and chain that would make him sink, but also when they freed
• 35:03
  him, he also couldn't swim. He just couldn't swim.
• 35:06
  In the opening when they all are hanging out and bonding
• 35:09
  together, he straight up dives into the pool.
• 35:13
  He is a swimmer. And then does he forget to swim?
• 35:17
  Maybe. Is he playing the long con?
• 35:20
  Is he trying to like, manipulate these people as players said?
• 35:25
  This as we were watching the movie that he is fucking vile
• 35:29
  Kyle from season seven and eight of Below Deck Med and all of you
• 35:34
  out there who watch Below Deck Med and listen to this podcast
• 35:38
  will know exactly what I fucking mean by that he sucks.
• 35:41
  Well I got the word he's a fucking asshole in this movie.
• 35:45
  He like I don't understand why people are willing to even be
• 35:49
  around him. I can't believe that 51 minds
• 35:52
  listen to the fan base enough to both get rid of Kyle and bring
• 35:57
  back Aisha in season 9. The low deck.
• 36:01
  Yes, sorry sorry I just is reality TV show adjacent.
• 36:06
  OK, the only other thing I have is the show is just doesn't
• 36:10
  follow its own rules. But then I guess like it's not
• 36:13
  really a show after all. So what does it even, you know
• 36:17
  whatever. This movie is so fucking weird.
• 36:20
  I mean like it's a cop out, but this movie is just absurd all in
• 36:23
  itself. I'm going to call absurd at the
• 36:25
  very beginning, and I know you love the opening, but I'm going
• 36:28
  to call absurd on it. When her husband Daniel comes up
• 36:31
  behind her and Spooks her and she spills your coffee.
• 36:32
  That shit's water. You know where else is really.
• 36:35
  You could have just had some cold.
• 36:37
  Coffee. Water.
• 36:37
  Did she spill them water? Yes, it's.
• 36:39
  Just water. It was coming out of the coffee
• 36:40
  cup. But she's like, ah, you made me
• 36:42
  spill my coffee. Like, listen, come on.
• 36:43
  I get not wanting to burn Jamie Presley's hands.
• 36:46
  She has precious cargo. Very fair.
• 36:49
  What actor's gonna want to burn their hands willingly?
• 36:51
  Outside. You're not.
• 36:53
  Cold brew, cold, cold coffee. That exists, Yeah.
• 36:56
  Just brew some coffee 2 hours before you need it and don't
• 36:59
  turn on the hot plate, you know what I mean?
• 37:01
  Like that? That's way too involved.
• 37:03
  Get brown food dye. And that is what production
• 37:06
  assistants are for. Sure, yeah.
• 37:08
  Or just even dip a tea bag. Or you can do in cold water.
• 37:12
  Yeah, in cold water and let it see for like 20 minutes.
• 37:15
  It'll be fine. You know what else?
• 37:17
  I think it's hilarious that he he is running through the bushes
• 37:20
  in the opening also and he is wearing like the same exact
• 37:23
  outfit as Daniel. I'm sure he knew what he was
• 37:26
  wearing, but where did he get that?
• 37:28
  How did he know that he was going to be wearing that polo,
• 37:30
  those jeans, those slacks that day?
• 37:34
  And he actually had that ready to go for that.
• 37:38
  I think he was actually meant to be the producer for this reality
• 37:43
  show, so I think his connection to the cameras was a real thing.
• 37:46
  So I think he was watching the camera and saw what Daniel was
• 37:50
  wearing. I know that, but he that means
• 37:53
  he had to go to the store, go find a matching pole, and go
• 37:57
  find a matching pair of pants that day, that very day.
• 38:03
  He was, listen, I'm not a clothing snob, but he was
• 38:07
  clearly wearing the Walmart knock off of these.
• 38:09
  He still had to go do it. That's a lot of effort.
• 38:12
  He probably had claw. I'd go do it.
• 38:13
  Probably. That's probably why the clothes
• 38:15
  were very poorly fitting. Yeah, that was Claude.
• 38:19
  Probably spent most of the per diem on his Milky Ways.
• 38:21
  Probably his Milky Ways. I love that.
• 38:23
  OK, so we need to get into this movie because we are talking way
• 38:27
  too much about the non. Yeah, it's all in the movie, but
• 38:31
  not enough at the movie. OK, Travis, what is your opening
• 38:35
  rating? Oh right, you saw the rating
• 38:36
  part. God, I'll give it a 4A four,
• 38:43
  yeah. I'm gonna give it a 7A. 7.
• 38:51
  Yeah. No, Yes.
• 38:53
  No, you can't tell. Me what my score is, I didn't
• 38:56
  tell you no to a four. You did with your with your, but
• 39:01
  I didn't. Actually say no I I'm shocked
• 39:04
  and hurt but I respect that it's your opinion.
• 39:07
  I just don't see how you get this.
• 39:10
  You don't see how this movie appeals to me?
• 39:13
  All right, fine. Yeah, but this is your challenge
• 39:15
  for this episode. Talk me up to A7.
• 39:17
  I don't need to talk you up to A7, I just need to talk you up
• 39:20
  to understanding my 7:00. OK, fair.
• 39:23
  All right. OK.
• 39:25
  Are we ready now? Let's do it.
• 39:27
  OK. Yeah, Yeah.
• 39:28
  All right. So we start off seeing audition
• 39:32
  tapes. We got Bobby from New York, we
• 39:35
  got Miko, we got Techno, we got Ashley, we got a bunch of other
• 39:39
  names. I didn't right now cuz they
• 39:40
  started overlapping each other on the screen really fast.
• 39:42
  I got them all I think. I'm proud of you.
• 39:45
  OK, actually, I didn't get it. All of them I got.
• 39:47
  Most of them. I got Bobby, Nico, OK.
• 39:51
  Ruby. OK, Jack, Colin.
• 39:54
  OK. Gina.
• 39:54
  Yes, Techno, OK. And Ashley?
• 39:57
  And Ashley, OK, so 12345678. We're missing Jenny.
• 40:03
  Jenny. I did not get Jenny.
• 40:05
  Jenny. Yeah, Jenny.
• 40:07
  I do like this as an intro. I feel like it would have been
• 40:09
  better if we lingered on each individual tape but we get them
• 40:12
  all like spliced on the same. Shot it would yeah it would have
• 40:18
  been nice to have a little bit more of each of them at the
• 40:21
  beginning so that way cuz the I remembered obviously those names
• 40:26
  that I wrote down cuz they stuck out to me they had the most
• 40:29
  screen time the most words to say and I remember at one point
• 40:33
  about halfway through where we still didn't have very clearly
• 40:37
  established anybody's names beyond this opening scene, which
• 40:40
  is nine times out of 10/1 of my main problems with the TV movie
• 40:45
  is that we don't get fucking character names.
• 40:47
  Or we get them too fast and then we don't get established again
• 40:50
  through the rest of the movie, which is a problem.
• 40:52
  This movie kind of does have some of the characters we do
• 40:55
  get, but then others we don't get for a long.
• 40:57
  Time for a long time, but anyway, so this is very quick,
• 41:02
  but it is kind of nice and it does feel very real when you
• 41:05
  think about people auditioning for reality.
• 41:07
  It's a great way to set it up. They're all talking about how
• 41:10
  they're like, they're, they're telling us what the game is
• 41:13
  like. All right, I'm ready.
• 41:14
  I want to, I win $1,000,000. You know, like, this is my
• 41:17
  college because they're all college students and it shows.
• 41:19
  Like the college, the whole point, Yeah, The whole point is
• 41:21
  that they're all coeds. Yeah.
• 41:22
  And then we cut to them in a stretch, Hummer, and they're on
• 41:26
  ice, which is just reality TV lingo for they're not allowed to
• 41:30
  talk because the cameras aren't rolling.
• 41:32
  Yes, interesting. I only know that because I read
• 41:35
  a lot of stuff about Antmi. Didn't know that was talking,
• 41:39
  which I think I thought that was just specific to the.
• 41:41
  Movie. No, it's the terminology is on
• 41:43
  ice because they don't wanna miss.
• 41:45
  They don't wanna miss any of the drama.
• 41:47
  OK. So they don't wanna miss people
• 41:49
  talking to each other for the first time because, right, you
• 41:52
  wanna. Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 41:54
  OK, so we are now in the big old mansion where this whole thing
• 41:58
  takes place. We see Jamie Presley, Catherine,
• 42:01
  she is in the kitchen and we've got some knock off Halloween
• 42:03
  music happening. It's like I can't even.
• 42:07
  Do it off key because. It's it's odd but and very
• 42:11
  blatant, but it's kind of funny. She's in there, she's drinking
• 42:14
  her coffee, not coffee, and as she's doing that, Daniel sneaks
• 42:18
  up and Spooks her. Yeah.
• 42:20
  And she spills her coffee, and she's like, I can't believe that
• 42:23
  we met on a cheesy reality TV show and I asked you to be mine
• 42:26
  forever in front of millions of people.
• 42:28
  And now we got to live in this house that they just gave us
• 42:31
  after the show on the condition that we also rented out for
• 42:34
  other shows. But this is going to be the last
• 42:35
  one because we have that choice to do that.
• 42:38
  I don't. This is insane movie logic and I
• 42:40
  love it. It is, but it's also really
• 42:42
  interesting that they, Daniel looks at the cameras and he's
• 42:46
  like, look, I, I still feel uncomfortable living in this
• 42:48
  house because I don't, I feel like I'm being watched all the
• 42:51
  time, which, you know, I feel like if you spent that time in
• 42:55
  that house and that's like what your life was, I would feel
• 42:59
  paranoid the entire time being there too.
• 43:00
  Yeah, but they get a three-week vacation to Tahiti so they can
• 43:05
  film this survivor for college students, is how it was pitched
• 43:08
  to them. So he's got to go pick up some
• 43:11
  prescriptions, and she's going to prune some bushes.
• 43:15
  And I don't mean that metaphorically.
• 43:16
  She's literally going to prune some bushes while she waits for
• 43:19
  him. And their suitcases are packed
• 43:21
  and literally by the door. They're right at the door.
• 43:24
  Yeah, and so she's out there and she looks over and sees a white
• 43:29
  man in khakis and a polo and assumes to her husband.
• 43:32
  But I love that Phillip calls her out like, oh, because I'm
• 43:36
  wearing a polo and khakis, you think I'm your husband?
• 43:39
  Oh, I mean, yeah, but also I feel like, you know, and this is
• 43:42
  Phillip's thing, he like obviously he's trying to spook
• 43:45
  her all the time. She's like, all right, I'll run
• 43:46
  through the bushes and that's how I'll get her.
• 43:48
  I. Also think it's really funny
• 43:49
  because she's like, oh man, I didn't recognize you.
• 43:52
  And he said, yeah, I did one of those extreme makeover shows
• 43:54
  after you rejected me on Lovers. Lane couldn't stand to see be
• 43:59
  the face that got rejected in front of millions.
• 44:01
  Every day we've seen the clip. He looks exactly he doesn't.
• 44:04
  Even have a haircut. I misunderstood that.
• 44:06
  I thought he was talking about one of those, like, extreme home
• 44:09
  makeover shows. Really.
• 44:10
  Yeah, I got another gig. No, that's it's called Extreme
• 44:13
  Makeover Home Edition for a reason.
• 44:15
  Because the original Extreme Makeover is all about you're
• 44:17
  ugly and you should feel bad about that.
• 44:19
  Seriously. Yeah, so the home version
• 44:21
  definitely won. Yes, there is also What Not to
• 44:23
  Wear with Stacey London and I can't remember the other guy's
• 44:27
  name. Yeah, and then the Swan, which
• 44:31
  is where they actually give people plastic surgery go
• 44:34
  fucking way. Yes, that was on Fox.
• 44:36
  Yeah, the CV, it's messed up. Yes.
• 44:39
  All right, So yeah, he, he invites himself in for a drink
• 44:42
  and she's so uncomfortable she lets him in.
• 44:45
  So he starts. He's.
• 44:47
  A nice guy, you guys. Yeah, he's put it on his.
• 44:49
  He's a nice guy and he, that's what he says.
• 44:51
  Like I'm such a nice guy. You should have like.
• 44:53
  Basically this all boils down to.
• 44:56
  I thought you loved me. Yeah.
• 44:58
  You said you loved me but you didn't want to be with me at the
• 45:02
  end of the show. So what the fuck was that about?
• 45:04
  And he's like, I want you to say how you feel about me.
• 45:08
  He's like, the cameras are on. They just want a good sound
• 45:11
  bite. I'm a producer on the show
• 45:12
  that's going to be filming in this house.
• 45:14
  And because she assumes he's with the network, she gives them
• 45:18
  exactly what she thinks they want, as we already discussed.
• 45:21
  Yeah. But this doesn't actually end up
• 45:25
  working in her favor. Yeah, and he's getting
• 45:28
  progressively more and more creepy.
• 45:30
  And I love this. I love this moment, because
• 45:33
  enough movies don't do this. She takes off her high heels.
• 45:37
  That was cool. I did appreciate that.
• 45:39
  Yeah, it's. So nice.
• 45:41
  It didn't work because she stopped running when she got
• 45:44
  halfway through the next room. Yeah, but it was like a nice
• 45:48
  touch for her to take off the shirt.
• 45:49
  It was, yeah. So he starts chasing her and
• 45:53
  they start running through the whole property.
• 45:55
  I like that she actually gets some good shots in Adam.
• 45:58
  So like it all leads outside and then she turns on, she gets in
• 46:02
  the car keys are out. Yeah, like enough to like take
• 46:05
  her keys and get fish wire and yeah, you.
• 46:07
  Know So she gets in her, she gets in her Jeep and he throws
• 46:10
  the keys at the windshield and she climbs out and she tries to
• 46:13
  grab them and like he's a 12 year old boy with a dollar on a
• 46:16
  string, he Yanks it away from her.
• 46:18
  And then she goes and hides and she's hiding behind a hedge.
• 46:21
  And then she once again sees a night man and khakis in a polo
• 46:25
  and swings a bat on him. And this time, it's actually her
• 46:27
  husband. Hold on, you missed the whole
• 46:29
  thing before. Then though, where she like runs
• 46:31
  inside and she turns the elevator door on and it closes
• 46:35
  and it closes on his arm. Hold on, did that happen after?
• 46:39
  It's not an elevator door. That's a elevator.
• 46:41
  You did. Garage door.
• 46:43
  Excuse me, The garage door. They're they're in a rich people
• 46:46
  house, but in that are not that rich a people house.
• 46:49
  Fair enough, fair enough. So yeah.
• 46:52
  And she takes a shovel when she he takes his pinky off.
• 46:54
  Yeah. And I like that he actually
• 46:56
  wears like this. Like little fucking nub cast the
• 46:58
  entire movie afterwards. Grocer and grocer.
• 47:01
  Yeah, the movie. That's a nice attention to
• 47:03
  detail. Yeah, it is.
• 47:04
  Yeah. And he's got his fucking gold
• 47:07
  watch over top of it the whole time.
• 47:09
  She. Should have kept fucking going
• 47:11
  at his hand. Yeah, she didn't.
• 47:12
  So she runs inside and then yeah, what Jesse said.
• 47:15
  She hits Daniel accidentally because they wear the same.
• 47:18
  Thing Yeah, and she she had hit the panic button on the House
• 47:23
  alarm. Oh yeah, she got the cops
• 47:24
  called. Yes.
• 47:25
  So by the time the cops have come, Philip, of course, has
• 47:28
  tied up Daniel and is basically saying you better play nice with
• 47:32
  the cops, get rid of them, or I'm going to kill Daniel.
• 47:34
  So she does what she's supposed to do and she comes back and oh
• 47:37
  hey, he's thrown Daniel in the pool anyway.
• 47:39
  Always a terrible idea. It's never going to go in your
• 47:41
  favor. If he's holding you message.
• 47:43
  She's not going to let you just go free.
• 47:45
  It's just like when kidnappers say no FBI, no police.
• 47:49
  Yes, FBI. Yes.
• 47:51
  Police. Yes. 99% of them are not smart
• 47:53
  enough to out outsmart them. Yeah, or our.
• 47:57
  Resources them. They can't do that.
• 47:59
  Yeah, it just you always involve the police and the cops, Yes.
• 48:03
  Like, yeah, the institution. We can talk about the
• 48:06
  institutional problems with them as a whole at a later time.
• 48:09
  But yes, always involve them. Yeah, for sure.
• 48:11
  The cops are there. Just be like, hey, I got a guy
• 48:15
  you might want to shoot. Definitely want to shoot this
• 48:17
  guy. Anyway, Phillip attacks her next
• 48:21
  to the pool they fall in, and then he slits her throat.
• 48:24
  Yep, and she's dead. And she dates.
• 48:27
  So the contestants arrive at the mansion.
• 48:29
  It has been immaculately cleaned somehow.
• 48:32
  Yeah, no, he, he must have bleached the hell out of that
• 48:34
  place. Yeah, it'd be funny if they like
• 48:37
  it smells like they just cleaned in here for us, Yeah.
• 48:41
  They're required to leave their cell phones at the door, so they
• 48:43
  all drop them off in a bowl. And then he starts to describe
• 48:48
  the rules to them all. So it's basically a survivor.
• 48:51
  Each day there's a challenge, winner gets immunity.
• 48:54
  At the end of the day, they vote somebody off.
• 48:56
  And you don't get food. Yeah, he's like, oh, you better
• 48:59
  eat a lot because we're going to starve.
• 49:01
  You and that actually does keep coming up.
• 49:04
  I yeah, that was funny that he's just like, Oh yeah, we're going
• 49:06
  to starve. You, yeah, eat a lot by the
• 49:08
  buffet now because you you won't get to eat later.
• 49:11
  And none of them took that seriously.
• 49:12
  They just drank as much as they could.
• 49:14
  So they were probably really hungover, and that's even worse
• 49:16
  because you don't get your greasy hangover food in the
• 49:18
  morning. No, no, no.
• 49:20
  So yeah, this is like a whole big thing.
• 49:22
  They're finally able to talk. They're all like partying and
• 49:25
  getting to know each other by the pool.
• 49:26
  This is what reality TV show early episodes are made for.
• 49:31
  Hot young people getting drunk and flirting by a body of water
• 49:36
  half naked. This is what everybody tunes in
• 49:38
  for. Let's be honest, we see people
• 49:40
  making alliances. So in the pool we've got who is
• 49:44
  it Gina, Ashley, Bobby. And who's the 4th person?
• 49:53
  Techno Techno yeah no, no, not Techno.
• 49:56
  No cuz Techno tries to form his own wise later on.
• 49:59
  Techno is just trying to get his Dick wet.
• 50:01
  Let's be clear here. That is true.
• 50:02
  It's Miko. No no no cuz Miko, Ruby and
• 50:06
  Jenny make their own pact. No, it is techno.
• 50:09
  It is techno. I got a note here.
• 50:10
  Yeah. And then after that, yeah, Miko,
• 50:12
  Ruby and Jenny form a pact. Yes, I do like the whole pact
• 50:16
  forming thing because that is such a trope in reality TV
• 50:19
  shows, a competitive reality. I love it when it's really
• 50:24
  obvious like this too. My favorite was an All Star
• 50:26
  seven of RuPaul's Drag Race because Trinity and Monet were
• 50:31
  so obvious about it and it was a non elimination season so it was
• 50:34
  extra pointless. It was.
• 50:35
  Really. I hate them and they drive me
• 50:37
  crazy. I hate alliance shit OK.
• 50:42
  Why you can't outplay your outwit?
• 50:44
  That's true. So Techno tries to come on to
• 50:50
  Gina, who's like, oh, I'm gay, Yeah.
• 50:53
  And Techno's like, oh, OK. And then?
• 50:56
  Techno also like he and they were supposed to like introduce
• 50:58
  their roles earlier and oh. Yeah, I didn't even, I didn't
• 51:02
  even write down all of their. Stuff, they all went so fast,
• 51:04
  but his whole thing was like, I'm like sexual flu.
• 51:07
  Sexual. Flexible poet.
• 51:10
  Something else? Yeah, Bobby's the bad boy, Jenny
• 51:13
  is the hero, Gina's the spicy Latina, Miko tries to say she's
• 51:19
  the shy one, and Ruby said no, I'm the shy one.
• 51:22
  You're the Asian what the fuck? I expected honestly, and maybe
• 51:27
  it's just because I've been watching the dark side of the
• 51:29
  90s, but I was expecting a real world fight to break out.
• 51:33
  She didn't fight it, which I think then means that she did
• 51:36
  win the shy one. That right there and then Jack
• 51:41
  is he's like the funny. He's the goofy one.
• 51:46
  Yeah, Ashley is the sweet satin girl.
• 51:49
  Yeah, Owens fucking Colin is. He's the.
• 51:55
  Farmer from Utah, the farm boy maybe Mormon also.
• 52:00
  Because he's from Utah. Yeah, maybe Mormon.
• 52:04
  Probably. Probably a Mormon.
• 52:07
  Utah's scary. Utah's scary.
• 52:11
  It's all Mormons and cows. Yeah.
• 52:16
  OK, OK. So.
• 52:19
  Yeah. So anyway we just we see
• 52:22
  Alliance is being made and Techno being shot down and Bobby
• 52:26
  licking Ashley's shoulder a lot. Yeah, and Techno also tries to
• 52:29
  come on to Jenny, but he, like, does a whole poem.
• 52:32
  And at first she seems really impressed.
• 52:35
  And I was like, oh, Jenny, don't fall for this.
• 52:38
  And then he lights up a cigar and she does a very obvious yeah
• 52:42
  and then walks away. Just like John Kramer, yeah.
• 52:47
  And so then the girls are in the room, Ashley pushed past Ruby
• 52:51
  and like knocks her book out of her hand and then she's like you
• 52:54
  betch. And then they start pillow
• 52:56
  fighting. Yeah, I know.
• 52:57
  Just this big old pillow. Fight.
• 52:58
  Yeah. And it goes on for a while.
• 53:00
  It's kind of. It makes me think of the last TV
• 53:02
  movie I picked, which is The Cheerleader.
• 53:04
  No, before Wishmaster, But it was the Cheerleader.
• 53:06
  Sleepover. Yeah.
• 53:07
  Massacre, where it was like so many montages of girls twerking.
• 53:11
  This is just so many montages of hot young kids.
• 53:14
  Hot, young kidding. I thought it was funny that this
• 53:16
  is very much like a you go girl music playing while they were
• 53:19
  all pillow fighting like you all go girls get it.
• 53:23
  So their first challenge, they all have coffins that don't seem
• 53:28
  to be built well enough to be holding as much liquid as they
• 53:31
  are. It's.
• 53:31
  Like slime and it has some insects in it.
• 53:34
  I think that's. Very obviously fake.
• 53:35
  Yeah, but they have to climb into it.
• 53:37
  The coffins are going to be locked.
• 53:38
  They have to find a key and get themselves out.
• 53:41
  The first one out wins. Nobody's trying very much.
• 53:45
  They're all panicking. They're all panicking except for
• 53:47
  Ruby. Ruby's like, stay calm, stay
• 53:49
  calm. I wish they had done these shots
• 53:52
  like they were more like night vision type shots.
• 53:55
  Yeah, it would have added to some of the feeling of the
• 53:59
  movie. It would have put us there like
• 54:00
  we're watching the reality show. Yeah, you're right.
• 54:02
  Because that's how it would be filmed for that.
• 54:04
  That would have been cool to get.
• 54:05
  But Ruby gets out because she kept her shit together and then
• 54:09
  she lets the rest of the people out, so she wins the reward.
• 54:12
  And like we don't get that hear what the reward is.
• 54:15
  We just like see and assume that it was going.
• 54:18
  To get the tire suite. Yeah, OK.
• 54:20
  The tire suite. So they go, I guess the tire
• 54:22
  suite is a room with a snacks and a jacuzzi.
• 54:26
  Usually yes, and then it seems like maybe Ruby also plays for
• 54:31
  the same team as Gina because they get topless and a jacuzzi.
• 54:35
  Well, she was also 41 Collins, so she might be the same as
• 54:39
  Techno where she's fluid. Yeah, she's very fluid.
• 54:42
  Well either way, either way it's interesting the movies like you
• 54:46
  guys fucking know the rules like the person takes a friend.
• 54:49
  That's how this like, that's how game shows.
• 54:51
  Work and I appreciate that they didn't explain it to us because
• 54:54
  like I saw, but like I said, I immediately was like Tyra suite.
• 54:57
  I get it. I get what's happening.
• 54:58
  She was allowed to bring Gina it only because that's her friend,
• 55:01
  and also apparently they do at least both like vaginas.
• 55:06
  Or boobs at least, yeah. Everybody likes boobs, Travis.
• 55:10
  That's true, it's just it's assuming that people understand
• 55:15
  the rules of these shows though. Yes, and I do.
• 55:17
  I do like that. Yeah, cuz this is a movie that
• 55:20
  you're gonna watch if you like reality TV.
• 55:22
  Maybe, maybe not. Well, or if you're married to
• 55:25
  somebody who likes reality. TV, I don't think I like it to
• 55:30
  the degree that you you're obsessed with it.
• 55:33
  I'm not obsessed, I'm not the way some people are.
• 55:35
  I just like the shows I like. Yourself.
• 55:37
  I like the shows I like. OK, OK, anyway.
• 55:40
  So the big go Jacuzzi time. All right, Next up immediately
• 55:44
  to the next challenge. This is what I'm talking.
• 55:46
  Techno has like a big old ball and chain and he wins.
• 55:50
  They look like in Jackass Two when they do the prison escape
• 55:55
  and they're playing Electric Ave. and they're going through
• 55:57
  all the teasers and stuff in the hallway.
• 55:59
  That's what it makes me think. Of it's just, it's so weird that
• 56:02
  we cut. There was no setup.
• 56:03
  We just see the end of the sex game immediately after we saw
• 56:06
  the ending of the last game and. And that's what was confusing
• 56:10
  because I was like, I thought that she was supposed to have
• 56:12
  immunity and then there would be a vote.
• 56:13
  Yeah, but it's challenge to it all.
• 56:15
  Like we don't know that. It's just like, all right,
• 56:17
  Techno won the challenge, all right, push Jack in the pool and
• 56:21
  everybody's like whoa, that's fucked up because we got these
• 56:23
  big old. Balls.
• 56:24
  And they've got the weights and it's very clear that the weights
• 56:26
  actually weigh something. And they're like, no, he'll
• 56:28
  drown. And because he says that he
• 56:31
  won't do that, Philip tells them that OK, well, Techno's a loser,
• 56:37
  so whoever will pull Techno in the pool gets is considered the
• 56:42
  winner of this challenge. And Jack?
• 56:44
  Shows his true colors. Shows his true colors and nobody
• 56:47
  believes him, but he pushes Techno in the pool and the keys
• 56:53
  are in the bottom of the pool supposedly. 9 feet deep. 9 feet
• 56:56
  deep and so and because he wasn't expecting to be pushed on
• 57:00
  the pool when he was. Especially not by Jack, who just
• 57:02
  spared. Yeah, and didn't get a full
• 57:04
  breath. Yeah, so they do a rescue
• 57:08
  mission. This is nothing for Bobby.
• 57:09
  These are not glamour muscles for Bobby.
• 57:11
  Bobby just regularly swims with a 20 LB weight seems like to his
• 57:15
  ankle. Yeah, how the fuck does this?
• 57:17
  I feel like they must have unlocked themselves because they
• 57:19
  are like, Jack is also unlocked and he jumps in.
• 57:21
  He's like, I gotta help too, but fuck, I can't swim suddenly.
• 57:24
  So yeah, he's over there. It's a.
• 57:26
  Liability so. Somebody has to go over there
• 57:28
  and save Jack also. So anyway, everybody gets out
• 57:31
  and they're going in and Gina tries to talk to Ruby cuz Ruby's
• 57:35
  like, I just don't. Something doesn't feel right
• 57:37
  here. I don't think I wanna do this.
• 57:39
  And Gina's like it's $1,000,000 bitch and Ruby's like, I just
• 57:44
  need to think for a minute. I'm just going to stay out here
• 57:46
  by the pool. This all felt so rushed.
• 57:48
  Yeah. And so everybody goes in and
• 57:51
  then immediately somebody's like, has anybody seen Ruby?
• 57:54
  Yeah, I know. And then they're like Gina's
• 57:56
  like, oh, she was out there by the pool.
• 57:58
  I saw her a while ago. I will go check on her so she
• 58:00
  goes out. To check on her soaking wet.
• 58:02
  The ones that were in the pool. Like it hasn't been that.
• 58:04
  Long, but they said it was a long time ago.
• 58:06
  It is the weird thing. And they're like, oh OK, I will
• 58:08
  go check. So she goes to go check.
• 58:10
  And and this time we have seen screen that Ruby has been pushed
• 58:14
  in the pool. Presumably she drowned and her
• 58:16
  body has been taken away because all that's left is her neck.
• 58:19
  So. Yeah, clearly a lot of time and
• 58:21
  we know that it's quad bad to do this shit, and quad isn't
• 58:23
  exactly the most efficient. Yeah, also we've seen Quad.
• 58:28
  He's not stealthful. He was definitely splashing
• 58:31
  around and making a ruckus. Yeah, Oh yeah, before also when
• 58:34
  they were having their little like play time and getting to
• 58:37
  know each other time. Jenny did see quad peek in front
• 58:39
  of the trees before I forgot to mention.
• 58:41
  That, Claude, was also the one that was locking caskets when
• 58:43
  they were in there. That's true, yeah.
• 58:44
  Yeah. So yeah, she goes back in.
• 58:47
  She's like, oh, I found her bracelet there, but there's no.
• 58:52
  No sign of Ruby. And they're like, Oh well, we
• 58:54
  voted you off. Yeah, it's all happened off
• 58:57
  screen. They're like, Oh yeah, by the
• 58:58
  way, you're out here, Ruby. Yeah, Phillips, like so Ruby
• 59:03
  quit and and they all voted you off and they're like, you just
• 59:06
  abandoned Ruby by the pool. Gina, you're a bad friend.
• 59:09
  Isn't that so fucked up that they voted her off after what
• 59:12
  Jack did? They had to fucking go on a
• 59:14
  rescue mission for what Jack did and they're like, no, but Gina
• 59:17
  and it Gina really sucks. One of those that would be a
• 59:20
  classic producer manipulation in a non murder reality TV
• 59:24
  situation where it's like, oh hey, you guys are going to do
• 59:26
  the vote. Now clearly you're going to vote
• 59:28
  for the person that's not in the room because it's easy enough to
• 59:30
  have this discussion. That and you also want to have
• 59:33
  Jack because he's also going to be stirring a lot of shit and
• 59:36
  you want that on the TV show. Yeah, exactly.
• 59:39
  Exactly. And so anyway, Gina is in the
• 59:42
  stretch Hummer and they're down a dark Rd. nothing nearby.
• 59:48
  They pull to a stop next to what is clearly a freshly dug grave,
• 59:51
  and then Claude turns around on the front seat with a giant
• 59:55
  camera and she realizes what's happening, but she does nothing
• 59:57
  to try and escape. She runs out of the car.
• 1:00:01
  But eventually. Like, she doesn't run anywhere.
• 1:00:03
  She just runs out of the car and she's like, no, what do I do?
• 1:00:06
  She's like Scout when we go out of the house, like when Scout
• 1:00:09
  sees outside. Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Scout makes a run for it and then the second she's an opener,
• 1:00:13
  she's like. What the fuck?
• 1:00:15
  Where do I go? What is this place?
• 1:00:17
  That's what happened to Gina here.
• 1:00:18
  So yeah. So she gets thrown in the grave.
• 1:00:20
  Yeah, and buried alive. Meanwhile, Bobby and Ashley are
• 1:00:23
  having sex in the Tyrus suite. Because there are no rules.
• 1:00:27
  No rules, she says. There's no rules.
• 1:00:29
  Bobby's like, you're not supposed to be in here.
• 1:00:30
  She goes. Well, they said there's no
• 1:00:31
  rules. Don't make me.
• 1:00:33
  Yeah, OK. So they have sex.
• 1:00:35
  They have all six. The next challenge, the prize is
• 1:00:37
  a meal. Except it's not actually the
• 1:00:39
  prize, it's the challenge itself.
• 1:00:41
  They have to go in and cut pieces of a cow off to eat it's.
• 1:00:48
  Edible, yeah, but if you cut the wrong spot you might get a lot
• 1:00:51
  more blood than you would normally.
• 1:00:53
  And also, Ruby's body is inside of this cow, yeah, but nobody
• 1:00:57
  sees except for the audience. Yeah, I like the idea.
• 1:01:02
  I like the idea. That was kind of cool.
• 1:01:04
  So they all cut off a little piece.
• 1:01:06
  Miko cuts off her piece and starts.
• 1:01:09
  They have to eat this too. And.
• 1:01:10
  But it does seem like they're allowed to cook it maybe.
• 1:01:13
  But it was still so bloody. And they had blood in their
• 1:01:16
  champagne glass. Yeah, and I, I just don't.
• 1:01:19
  I didn't know. I realized that they had like
• 1:01:22
  they were able to cook this also.
• 1:01:23
  I don't know but Miko just throws it up everywhere.
• 1:01:27
  It's so funny to you, Colin. The whole time is so excited, is
• 1:01:30
  like hell yeah. Working cows for a living and
• 1:01:32
  that includes killing him. I'm good on this.
• 1:01:34
  He was in his own man right there.
• 1:01:36
  Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
• 1:01:39
  So she gets kicked off the show because she threw up so and the
• 1:01:43
  guy grabs her while she's in the bathroom getting her shit
• 1:01:46
  together. Not guy we got quad we.
• 1:01:50
  Know his name now, but we didn't know it at that point.
• 1:01:53
  He was the main guy at this point.
• 1:01:55
  Guy so this straight up chasing that ensues here and.
• 1:01:59
  We get the Kill Bill music that. Knock off Kill Bill, like
• 1:02:04
  slightly pitch shift, yes, but yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Just like what the Halloween music at the beginning.
• 1:02:09
  It only happens because she starts to actually like kick his
• 1:02:11
  ass for a second there. She starts to do like kicks to
• 1:02:14
  the face and stuff. Like this feels very on the nose
• 1:02:17
  after you just dubbed her as the Asian.
• 1:02:19
  Yeah, it did a little bit, but you know.
• 1:02:21
  It was a really well coordinated fight scene.
• 1:02:23
  Though they balanced it out by her climbing a tree and peeing
• 1:02:26
  on him and. That wasn't expected.
• 1:02:28
  Yeah, I did not expect that either, but he's even like she
• 1:02:31
  peed on me. And I like that they added that
• 1:02:33
  in like, yes, that is what you witnessed, folks.
• 1:02:35
  She did, in fact, pee on him. And it did in fact work
• 1:02:38
  temporarily until she ran directly into the.
• 1:02:44
  Shed. Yeah.
• 1:02:45
  And he just locked her in to deal with her later so.
• 1:02:48
  She's dead. So the next challenge is a
• 1:02:50
  paintball fight. They're not allowed to hide and
• 1:02:53
  everybody immediately hides, including Techno, who goes and
• 1:02:56
  hides in a shed. And I like that.
• 1:02:58
  They don't even call them out like you're you're eliminated
• 1:03:01
  because you broke the rules. They're just like, oh, what did
• 1:03:04
  you think about Joel Millionaire where they brought in the Hawks?
• 1:03:08
  Yeah, I don't know. I did like how quads like, oh,
• 1:03:11
  I'm a player too. And techno's like, oh fuck,
• 1:03:12
  really? And he's like, yeah, I got a
• 1:03:14
  paintball gun right here and shoots him.
• 1:03:15
  He's like shit. Eliminated.
• 1:03:17
  But then he's like, no, I got a knife too, so he also kills him
• 1:03:20
  straight up. So the cops find Gino's body and
• 1:03:24
  they immediately go to Phillip. And I tried to see if maybe
• 1:03:29
  there were deleted scenes sometimes that's listed on IMDb,
• 1:03:31
  like alternate scenes or deleted scenes, but I didn't see
• 1:03:34
  anything. I'm very curious because I feel
• 1:03:37
  like maybe there's something that explains why the cops are
• 1:03:39
  so immediately suspicious of Phillip because they don't even
• 1:03:43
  see him at the house at the beginning.
• 1:03:45
  We've already went. Just see Catherine.
• 1:03:47
  We've already went over this, Chelsea, they just, they wrote
• 1:03:50
  the big moments and they didn't really want to worry about why
• 1:03:53
  or how. I do appreciate that these cops
• 1:03:56
  are almost the opposite of most horror movie cops, where they're
• 1:03:58
  like, hey, you kids, leave us the fuck alone.
• 1:04:01
  We don't believe you're very real.
• 1:04:02
  Trauma. Yeah, but in this one, they're
• 1:04:04
  like, we're gonna make trouble. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 1:04:10
  So yeah, they find the body all. Burning.
• 1:04:12
  They asked Philip about it and he's like, I don't know who
• 1:04:14
  you're talking about. Who's that?
• 1:04:16
  That's a bummer. He's eating a sandwich in a
• 1:04:18
  robe, respectfully. Yeah.
• 1:04:20
  So Bobby and Ashley follow Phillip when he comes back into
• 1:04:23
  the house and they see him in his little like screen room and
• 1:04:28
  Claude's there and Claude is watching the video he made of
• 1:04:31
  Gina's murder. So they go and tell the others
• 1:04:33
  who they're like duh, this is reality TV show, it's fake.
• 1:04:36
  Meanwhile, Phillip and Claude are fighting over who gets to
• 1:04:39
  have Jenny as though she is not an autonomous person because of
• 1:04:42
  course they don't see people as autonomous people.
• 1:04:45
  Colin wants to leave the house and he tries to leave, but when
• 1:04:49
  he opens the front door, there's a grate there and that kind of
• 1:04:52
  sets people into a panic, but especially Colin, who in that
• 1:04:55
  moment was trying to leave. So he runs out the back door and
• 1:04:58
  towards the gate, and when he grabs the gate he gets Jurassic
• 1:05:00
  parked. Electrocuted.
• 1:05:02
  Does that kill him? I think.
• 1:05:04
  He does. No, it doesn't kill him.
• 1:05:06
  He burns the shit. Out of his hands and he
• 1:05:08
  immediately gets over it. Right, I forgot he dies another
• 1:05:10
  way. Yeah, they they carry him into
• 1:05:12
  the room and for a minute he's a little shaken up and then he
• 1:05:15
  gets over it pretty quickly. So there's like a buzzing sound
• 1:05:18
  happening because I guess Catherine was doing laundry
• 1:05:21
  before she left four days ago and it just now finished.
• 1:05:26
  Yeah. Right.
• 1:05:27
  I don't know. All I know is they open the door
• 1:05:29
  to the laundry room and Catherine is that you're tied to
• 1:05:31
  a wheelchair with a bandage around her neck.
• 1:05:33
  Because the special effects makeup artist was like, we don't
• 1:05:35
  have time for this. Prosthetic whatever, Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  So that's where they're actually really panicked and they start
• 1:05:42
  talking to Phillip through the camera and Bobby's threatening
• 1:05:44
  to hit the camera. He's like, I wouldn't do that if
• 1:05:46
  I were you. Look out the window to see why.
• 1:05:48
  And when they look out the window, they see Techno's body
• 1:05:50
  being dragged and his glitz are coming out.
• 1:05:52
  That's why they didn't have time to do Catherine's neck
• 1:05:55
  prosthetic, because they had to do his.
• 1:05:58
  Amazon on tech. Yeah, which it was a nice shot.
• 1:06:01
  It was. I always, I'm going to be
• 1:06:04
  honest, at home I could do a neck winged prosthetic.
• 1:06:08
  I've done it before. I couldn't do a tummy wound
• 1:06:11
  prosthetic that easily. I could eventually, but.
• 1:06:14
  Eventually, yeah, but yeah. A neck prosthetic I could do in
• 1:06:17
  less than half an hour. Yeah, tummy's a larger surface.
• 1:06:21
  It's a lot of organs and I'm not a biologist.
• 1:06:25
  I don't know what that shit looks like.
• 1:06:28
  So, new challenge, we're gonna fog up the house and Quad's
• 1:06:33
  gonna dress as a firefighter with an axe and he's gonna chase
• 1:06:37
  you guys. You know what, Maybe we're too
• 1:06:38
  hard on Claude earlier because he went really quickly from
• 1:06:42
  dragging Techno across the lawn to being in full firefighter get
• 1:06:46
  up with an axe. You know, you're right.
• 1:06:47
  He did. That was.
• 1:06:48
  That was a. Firefighters train to be able to
• 1:06:51
  put on their uniforms that quickly.
• 1:06:52
  Do they? Yes, maybe.
• 1:06:55
  I assume so. At least whenever the
• 1:06:57
  firefighters like we would do our our field trips to the fire
• 1:07:00
  station in elementary school, they had us try and do a fake.
• 1:07:04
  I thought you were gonna say hey, so watch us get dressed.
• 1:07:07
  What the fuck? No.
• 1:07:11
  God, stop. This is part of our train.
• 1:07:12
  Saddest episode ever. Dude, I mean, you're the one
• 1:07:16
  that said you're the one that was your biggest take away from
• 1:07:18
  going there is like, oh, they really work hard at getting
• 1:07:21
  dressed. Because you got to put on the
• 1:07:24
  gear and you got to do it fast. The flies are at stake.
• 1:07:27
  We also got to go down the pole. I didn't do it though because it
• 1:07:29
  always hurt my ankles. So I was just like, no, thank
• 1:07:31
  you. OK, so the the weird thing with
• 1:07:35
  the scene is like he chases. A thing in Kentucky was was the
• 1:07:38
  Tennessee thing I. Don't fucking know man, I never
• 1:07:40
  went to a Firehouse but then again I was in like a like a
• 1:07:44
  much smaller town growing up than you.
• 1:07:46
  Mountains have fires too. Yeah, they have plenty, but that
• 1:07:51
  doesn't mean that we have a big force or enough that it's like
• 1:07:55
  maybe they don't want to show the children that.
• 1:07:58
  I don't think that that's what the kids need to see these days.
• 1:08:01
  Getting us ready for reality. Y'all got the real life.
• 1:08:04
  Yeah, y'all got the Smoky Mountains?
• 1:08:05
  Y'all got Smoky. The Bear down there isn't
• 1:08:08
  graining. You guys wait.
• 1:08:09
  Wait, who is it that we learned voiced?
• 1:08:11
  Smokey, Sam. Elliott, Sam.
• 1:08:12
  Elliott Yeah. Did you guys know?
• 1:08:14
  Did You Know? Did you know Sam Elliott voiced
• 1:08:17
  Smokey the Fair for like 30 fucking years?
• 1:08:20
  Yeah, it's insane. Big old mustache man.
• 1:08:23
  We learned this from watching Jeopardy on Marathon on Pluto
• 1:08:27
  TV. As you do for many episodes of
• 1:08:29
  Jeopardy. Weird things.
• 1:08:31
  Let's get back to this man. Anyway, so this is so weird that
• 1:08:34
  they do this whole thing and then just because the sound
• 1:08:38
  stops, quad stops. It's like he's about to kill
• 1:08:41
  Bobby. Sleeper agent.
• 1:08:42
  Yeah, he's about to kill Bobby, but like a sound stops, he's
• 1:08:45
  like, oh, we're done. And he just walks away.
• 1:08:47
  I don't understand what the fuck is happening.
• 1:08:49
  And he's like, did I do get Big Brother?
• 1:08:51
  He's like very good little brother, OK?
• 1:08:53
  Yeah, sure. I guess you did man.
• 1:08:56
  So next is a fight between Jack and Colin.
• 1:09:02
  Yeah, they have a cage match. It's not even a fun one where
• 1:09:04
  they like have to go get a case of money.
• 1:09:06
  It's. It's kind of fun because he
• 1:09:08
  gives them swords, but they are very terrible at fighting with
• 1:09:11
  swords. And Colin has Jack because of
• 1:09:14
  course he does. He works on a ranch.
• 1:09:16
  Ranch hands are fucking strong. They do physical labor for a
• 1:09:19
  living. Yeah, yes.
• 1:09:21
  And he's got Jack cornered. And Jack is cowering.
• 1:09:23
  And Colin's like, I can't do this, I'm not a murderer.
• 1:09:26
  And he turns around and Jack the fucking.
• 1:09:29
  He's all he is. Jack says I can and then he
• 1:09:31
  takes the sword and actually stabs him and.
• 1:09:33
  Tell me fuck this fucking guy and.
• 1:09:34
  Then everybody is like, OK, Jack, that was OK.
• 1:09:38
  And then Phillip says, wait, what is it?
• 1:09:43
  Kills him. The cops are back.
• 1:09:45
  They wanna search. Phillips says.
• 1:09:46
  No. So they're like, well, we're
• 1:09:48
  gonna come back with a warrant. Yeah, they're gonna search.
• 1:09:50
  Warrant the next challenge survivor classic OK this is
• 1:09:53
  where Jack gets this is a. Survivor Classic.
• 1:09:55
  I've seen this before. Yes, this is if you've ever seen
• 1:09:58
  Survivor, there's always a challenge, usually as soon as
• 1:10:02
  they become like soon after the merge, where they're all
• 1:10:06
  individual playing for individual immunity.
• 1:10:08
  They have to stand on some type of small platform.
• 1:10:11
  Sometimes it's shaped oddly, but it's a test of endurance.
• 1:10:14
  A lot of times, Jeff will be like, if you jump off now, I'll
• 1:10:17
  give you a steak. And so it's a test of endurance
• 1:10:20
  both physically and mentally. But in this it's just mental
• 1:10:23
  because they don't want to die. It's so sad they last for eight
• 1:10:27
  hours and then after that film. On that.
• 1:10:31
  Though, Oh, that's bullshit, but it's also just sad that like his
• 1:10:34
  backup plans, like all right, just quad get the fucking hose
• 1:10:38
  and just hose them down very pathetically and then that's
• 1:10:42
  another big. There was not enough water
• 1:10:44
  pressure. No, it was just it was it.
• 1:10:45
  Was weak, man. It was just us flicking water at
• 1:10:48
  Scout earlier. Yeah, like it was.
• 1:10:49
  Kind of like that, but it's enough to get Ash.
• 1:10:53
  It no Ashley started swinging but Jack is the one that falls.
• 1:10:56
  Yeah, that's right. Jack does fall.
• 1:10:57
  Yeah, and. So they say, Jack, you're out.
• 1:10:59
  The rest of you don't let Jack in the house or you'll have to
• 1:11:02
  take his place. And they're like, all right, no,
• 1:11:05
  cool, we're not going to let you in.
• 1:11:07
  And he's like, please, I don't want to die.
• 1:11:08
  And they're like, OK. Your boy is on my or my boy is
• 1:11:11
  on your hands. Fool me once, shame on you.
• 1:11:13
  Fool me twice, Shame on me. Fool me three times.
• 1:11:17
  I won't get fooled again. I I.
• 1:11:19
  Think it's funny that Bob was like, that's for Colin.
• 1:11:21
  Like oh, but like fuck the other people.
• 1:11:23
  That he fucked over right now, right?
• 1:11:26
  Like he, like Jack, fucked a lot of people over.
• 1:11:29
  Yeah, Jack. Jack just sucked.
• 1:11:31
  He also, when Miko was eliminated, he's like, bye, Mary
• 1:11:35
  Kate. Me and Ashley will really miss
• 1:11:37
  you. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  He's a fucking. Asshole.
• 1:11:39
  Yeah, he's a jerk. So he's dead.
• 1:11:42
  Yep, he's dead. And they find this out because
• 1:11:44
  they're hiding in the kitchen. They're looking for food.
• 1:11:47
  I don't believe that this is the first time they've decided to
• 1:11:50
  look for food. No cabinets are empty.
• 1:11:53
  They're empty, but they do open a closet and they find a
• 1:11:55
  trapdoor and they decide just one of those kind of go in
• 1:11:59
  there. That's also a weird decision.
• 1:12:00
  I don't fuck this movie's relative with them.
• 1:12:03
  So she goes to the cross base and manages to bust out Which.
• 1:12:06
  She does find Jack's body. Along the way, Jack is in the
• 1:12:10
  cross base, Yeah, and she makes it out, which trips the alarm,
• 1:12:15
  which causes Quad and Phillip to chase after her and.
• 1:12:19
  Well, it causes Claude to chase after her.
• 1:12:21
  Phillip is ready and waiting and he beheads her.
• 1:12:23
  And then he bowls her head into the living room so that way
• 1:12:26
  Bobby and Jenny know she's dead. I thought it was really funny
• 1:12:29
  how that was shot because he cuts off her head and we get
• 1:12:32
  like probably 10 seconds of it rolling and then it rolls into
• 1:12:35
  the next scene into the house. Really cool.
• 1:12:38
  It was really That was a fun, fun cut.
• 1:12:40
  But it also is kind of like, did it fucking roll into the house?
• 1:12:43
  Is that why you're trying to tell me here?
• 1:12:45
  Movie. No, it was just a cool cut I.
• 1:12:48
  Get that position. The editing made it appear as if
• 1:12:52
  that's what they were trying to convey.
• 1:12:54
  It saw for people getting thrown between walls into new scenes.
• 1:12:58
  That's different. Is it?
• 1:13:00
  Is it? Cuz yeah, because dude, nobody's
• 1:13:06
  shattering into a million fucking pieces out of nowhere.
• 1:13:10
  Like that's how that movie was. This one right here.
• 1:13:12
  Head rolls off the screen and one scene rolls into the scene
• 1:13:16
  of the next scene like. I like it, I'm here for it, and
• 1:13:20
  it was a well done prosthetic head.
• 1:13:23
  It was, I was actually really impressed with that.
• 1:13:26
  So all right, they're all OK. They're kind of upset with the
• 1:13:31
  fact that Ashley got beheaded. Bobby's like, all right, well,
• 1:13:36
  now I'm just gonna cuddle and comfort Jenny.
• 1:13:38
  I'm gonna say that they're not gonna kill her.
• 1:13:41
  Yeah, so it's time for the finale, which Bobby then is
• 1:13:47
  like, all right, fuck that. I'm gonna climb through this
• 1:13:49
  here event and I'm gonna find this hearing gun and I'm gonna
• 1:13:53
  hold it to this here film hiding.
• 1:13:55
  But there was ATV right there where they were hiding that
• 1:13:58
  Philip spoke to. Them Jesse, this is what I'm
• 1:14:00
  fucking talking about. They don't fucking make any
• 1:14:02
  sense in this movie. It's just shit happens.
• 1:14:05
  It's to the point that it's so stupid.
• 1:14:07
  I love it though. Yeah, it makes no goddamn.
• 1:14:11
  Sense you. Don't have to think about it.
• 1:14:13
  You don't here. For how weird it is.
• 1:14:16
  You're they actually do you a favor and make you unable to
• 1:14:19
  think about it because they take that away from you.
• 1:14:22
  Just like reality TV, baby. Man, is that the real message
• 1:14:26
  that they're going for here? So anyway.
• 1:14:30
  So anyway, Bobby tries to hold up Phillip, but guess that the
• 1:14:34
  gun's fake or empty or something, I don't know.
• 1:14:37
  Either way, Claude teases him and he wakes up.
• 1:14:40
  Him and Jenny are on on a balance beam and they get nooses
• 1:14:44
  around their necks and they have to make it to the other end.
• 1:14:47
  But of course they're facing each other, so one of them would
• 1:14:49
  have to fall off for the other to make it.
• 1:14:52
  He like straight up sacrifices himself, which I would have at
• 1:14:55
  least attempted to jump to the other side of you.
• 1:14:58
  Yeah, or I would have like, hey, we let's teamwork this one step
• 1:15:02
  around the other, you know what I mean?
• 1:15:04
  I don't know how much she'll I give you that, but like I also
• 1:15:07
  thought about just like balls be damned, like I'll like fall down
• 1:15:11
  there and just like straddle this beam.
• 1:15:15
  OK. And then I just like step over.
• 1:15:17
  Yeah, something like that. And then I'll just kind of worm
• 1:15:19
  my way across cuz the hands are tied behind your back too, so
• 1:15:22
  you can't use your hands. No offense, two reasons that I
• 1:15:26
  think I should be the one to fall.
• 1:15:27
  One. No balls there. 2:00 I
• 1:15:31
  definitely have more core strength than you, so I would be
• 1:15:33
  able to stand up a lot more easily than you.
• 1:15:35
  I was speaking mostly from the fact that I would sacrifice
• 1:15:38
  myself for you. You.
• 1:15:39
  Would sacrifice your balls for me, is what you said I.
• 1:15:42
  Appreciate that. Myself, that is.
• 1:15:45
  You're so much more than your balls, baby.
• 1:15:47
  Oh, thank you. I love you.
• 1:15:48
  Oh fuck. Wow.
• 1:15:51
  OK, Well, I haven't unedited everybody accidentally.
• 1:15:54
  I don't even know what happened there.
• 1:15:56
  I just held Jesse's hand. You held my hand and I hit the
• 1:15:58
  edge of my chair and it hit like right on my fingernail.
• 1:16:02
  Oh, I'm glad it wasn't me. Yeah.
• 1:16:03
  No, it wasn't. It wasn't you.
• 1:16:05
  So, OK, so he is dead. Yeah.
• 1:16:08
  And she makes, Yeah, she makes it to the end.
• 1:16:11
  Except her triumphant win is her sitting by the door with Claude
• 1:16:15
  holding a gun on her. She's got to wait for the finale
• 1:16:18
  wrap party. Which is like a big sex reveal
• 1:16:21
  from Big Brother apparently. I don't know if.
• 1:16:24
  That's I never watched Big Brother so I don't know what
• 1:16:26
  this is in. Reference Does every season of
• 1:16:28
  Big Brother end with like a big sex sequence or something?
• 1:16:31
  I don't know that every season ends with a big sex sequence,
• 1:16:33
  but as I said while we were watching the show, you get
• 1:16:36
  screen time if you have sex. So the people that go on the
• 1:16:39
  show and they want to get famous, they want the screen
• 1:16:41
  time, they're gonna do the sexy things.
• 1:16:42
  Yeah, that makes sense. That's just what you do.
• 1:16:44
  So I have no clue what this is about.
• 1:16:46
  Again, I'm amazed that they were allowed to like just mention Big
• 1:16:49
  Brother like this. Yeah, I know.
• 1:16:51
  Yeah, it is interesting. So yeah, anyway, she does kind
• 1:16:55
  of a stretch in Texas Chainsaw too, where she is seducing him
• 1:17:04
  to try and get her way out. Which works and.
• 1:17:06
  It works and he's like I'll come with you and she said OK except
• 1:17:11
  then when he unlocks the gate she hits him with the gate and
• 1:17:13
  he goes bitch. Yep.
• 1:17:15
  So she chases him and this is again, kind of I thought we were
• 1:17:18
  going to get another Texas chainsaw 'cause she runs.
• 1:17:20
  There's a truck driving down the.
• 1:17:21
  Road. But instead we get another wrong
• 1:17:23
  turn. Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  She hops into. Driving the truck.
• 1:17:26
  I was actually thinking this is more of a sleepaway camp, too,
• 1:17:31
  where she rolls up and it's a cowboy hat and all, too.
• 1:17:35
  Yeah, and Pamela? Springsteen.
• 1:17:37
  Yeah, like she gets in the truck.
• 1:17:39
  Howdy, pardon. Exactly.
• 1:17:41
  That's pretty much what Phillip says.
• 1:17:43
  Right here. And yeah, they got Jenny again.
• 1:17:47
  They got Jenny and he's also got Cods.
• 1:17:50
  God damn Milky Ways. I forgot about that.
• 1:17:54
  Because Philip's like. Because God's like.
• 1:17:57
  Phillip, you're back. Did you get my Milky Way?
• 1:17:59
  It's, it's so chaotic, Yeah. Like they're like wrestling
• 1:18:02
  Jenny's, like, did you get my goddamn Milky Ways?
• 1:18:05
  Like what the fuck is? Happening listen and Danielle
• 1:18:08
  Franzies, I could see him ad libbing that life just be like,
• 1:18:11
  you know what this moment needs is a little extra chaos.
• 1:18:13
  I hope he did. And if that's the case, Edward
• 1:18:15
  Furlong played along with it really well.
• 1:18:18
  Like, yeah, I got your goddamn Milky thing.
• 1:18:22
  That was really funny. So the cops are apparently 10
• 1:18:25
  feet down, right? There they they witnessed the
• 1:18:28
  whole. Thing questioning somebody that
• 1:18:31
  appears to have been out for a run so the neighbors can't be
• 1:18:34
  too far away. God.
• 1:18:37
  This is so stupid. So the cops, I guess Chase, but
• 1:18:41
  they also, it's the one. Yeah, it's the other one.
• 1:18:46
  He's at the sheriff. Yeah.
• 1:18:47
  And he, like, catches up to them, but like, only fast enough
• 1:18:51
  to get his arm chopped off. Yeah.
• 1:18:53
  And then he gets tied up. And then Phillip puts an apple
• 1:18:56
  on his head if he's if he's gonna shoot the apple off his
• 1:18:59
  head. But yeah, instead he just shoots
• 1:19:02
  him. Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  And he's dead, so. So Philip is like, all right,
• 1:19:07
  I've got to leave. They're going to gas me.
• 1:19:09
  You'll be OK because you're insane.
• 1:19:11
  And so then Claude spends the rest of me going, I'm insane,
• 1:19:14
  I'm insane, I'm insane. And he walks into the house, and
• 1:19:16
  he finds Jenny under the table. And he's like, we got to go.
• 1:19:18
  I'm insane, I'm insane. I'm going to kill you.
• 1:19:20
  I'm insane. I'm insane.
• 1:19:22
  And then he's trying to strangle Jenny.
• 1:19:23
  And then the sheriff comes in and stops her.
• 1:19:27
  Stops him. Yeah.
• 1:19:28
  And then one year later. We don't even get a thing on
• 1:19:32
  there saying one year later it's just a news reporter outside the
• 1:19:35
  front gate. No, it does say we do get a
• 1:19:37
  little hoot, yeah. No, I didn't see that.
• 1:19:38
  Yeah, OK. A news reporter's outside of the
• 1:19:41
  gate with the most incompetent cameraman ever because the
• 1:19:45
  person's like, man, it's jamming, man.
• 1:19:48
  I got a phone call and I do like her.
• 1:19:51
  Kind of like riffing a little bit while he's dealing with
• 1:19:54
  fixing the camera. That was funny.
• 1:19:55
  She's like, we're gonna talk to the killer himself and see where
• 1:19:58
  he left some of the severed limbs.
• 1:20:01
  I don't know that was actually what was gonna happen.
• 1:20:03
  I feel like she was channeling Jen Jolie playing GAIL Weathers
• 1:20:09
  in screen three. Yeah, it's very awesome.
• 1:20:10
  Parker Posey icon. May she live on.
• 1:20:14
  So they all get a text message at the same time saying.
• 1:20:17
  Please leave your phone at the door so they're like, OK, we're
• 1:20:20
  out of here. Jenny gets one too.
• 1:20:22
  She's on a gondola going down a mountain.
• 1:20:24
  Vacation maybe, I don't know. She's surrounded by a shit ton
• 1:20:27
  of people. But she gets a hand on her
• 1:20:28
  shoulder and then it in classic 90s it is 2005 classic 90s
• 1:20:35
  ending. It freezes on her going.
• 1:20:38
  Yeah, like the door closes after she gets that text, and it's
• 1:20:42
  implied that like, oh, you're locked in, but at the same time
• 1:20:46
  it's also like, hey, this is kind of how these machines work.
• 1:20:49
  Yep. So I don't fucking know.
• 1:20:53
  I don't fucking know. That's how.
• 1:20:57
  That's how I feel after the end of this movie.
• 1:20:59
  I just don't fucking know. I.
• 1:21:00
  Don't fucking know either, but I don't even care.
• 1:21:02
  I had a fun ride. None of it makes any goddamn
• 1:21:06
  sense. It is very much how I feel about
• 1:21:08
  Long Legs, but Long Legs is much is objectively a much better
• 1:21:12
  movie. But I had fun with this one
• 1:21:14
  also. I can't believe you put those
• 1:21:17
  two in the same conversation, same sentence I have.
• 1:21:20
  Done so much reading about long legs since we watched it and I
• 1:21:23
  still don't know what the fuck that is.
• 1:21:25
  It's not through lack of writing and editing, it's through like
• 1:21:28
  just it's a little bit more intentional with that one.
• 1:21:31
  This movie right here is just like just the core parts of
• 1:21:36
  making a movie or just missing. I'm not saying.
• 1:21:40
  They're comparable movies. I'm saying that I left the movie
• 1:21:43
  feeling like I enjoyed it, but I also don't know what the fuck I
• 1:21:45
  just watched. Two completely different
• 1:21:48
  sensations. Different, different ways of it,
• 1:21:51
  but it's the same for me. OK, same but different.
• 1:21:54
  It's OK, I enjoy this movie. You don't have to enjoy this
• 1:21:58
  movie, but I enjoyed it. Look, I'm not saying I didn't
• 1:22:00
  have a fun time. I I had a fun time with it.
• 1:22:03
  It's, it's the perfect kind of stupid, like wacky shit that I
• 1:22:08
  kind of enjoy. But if I'm being like for real,
• 1:22:11
  it's just so fucking confusing, man.
• 1:22:14
  If you try to put any thought into it for a podcast, if we
• 1:22:16
  were watching this without it being like, I need to take
• 1:22:19
  notes, I need to understand what the fuck is happening each
• 1:22:21
  scene, it'd be a completely different experience.
• 1:22:25
  I feel like it's one that we would have a lot of fun with
• 1:22:27
  getting tipsy and watching without taking notes.
• 1:22:30
  Yeah, we would enjoy it. And I feel like it's one of
• 1:22:32
  those that we talk about on this show a lot, that this is just a
• 1:22:36
  movie and or script, probably both, that needed like an
• 1:22:41
  additional set of eyes that was just brutally honest and being
• 1:22:44
  like, hey, we need to make some changes, some edits, some cuts.
• 1:22:48
  If you wanted to make this, like, a legitimately good movie,
• 1:22:50
  yeah, you needed somebody else here to, like, help.
• 1:22:54
  You needed help. But I still, I had a lot of fun
• 1:22:57
  watching it. It doesn't take itself too
• 1:22:59
  seriously. It doesn't make any goddamn
• 1:23:01
  sense. But plenty of movies I love
• 1:23:02
  don't. And I'm OK with it.
• 1:23:04
  I'm OK with it not making any sense because honestly, when I
• 1:23:07
  watch reality TV, it's the same kind of thing.
• 1:23:10
  And I'm not saying that they did it intentionally because I don't
• 1:23:12
  think that they were thinking that hard about this movie.
• 1:23:15
  But I don't care because it's the same sensation I have when I
• 1:23:19
  watch things like Below Deck or Drag Race or an TM or Survivor
• 1:23:25
  or Inkmaster where I'm like, this is clearly just like, they
• 1:23:28
  wanted us to see what they wanted us to see, and they
• 1:23:31
  didn't worry about the other parts.
• 1:23:33
  And then they just hoped that we're too stupid not to pay
• 1:23:35
  attention and we're not too stupid to pay attention.
• 1:23:37
  But I'm also just, I'm here for a good time.
• 1:23:40
  That's fair. If they did do that
• 1:23:41
  intentionally, then that's genius actually.
• 1:23:45
  Anytime there's more than two writers, I get suspicious of any
• 1:23:49
  sloppy writing that is just too many hands in the pot.
• 1:23:51
  Yeah, not that multiple people can't work together and make a
• 1:23:54
  really good movie. We just talked about this last
• 1:23:56
  month with Child's Play. There were multiple writers
• 1:23:58
  involved and it and it actually is one of those situations where
• 1:24:01
  having three people working on it turned out to be a really
• 1:24:04
  good script. They ended up being mostly Tom
• 1:24:07
  Holland writing that one. But you'll listen to our episode
• 1:24:11
  to hear a full discussion on that.
• 1:24:12
  But anyway it it just. I get on.
• 1:24:15
  I know what you mean. Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:24:17
  You had a good time with. It I'm keeping it at A7, I stand
• 1:24:20
  by it. OK, It's not that it's an
• 1:24:23
  objectively good movie, but it's an it's a subjectively enjoyable
• 1:24:27
  movie for me. 4 1/2. OK, hey, I'll bump you bumped it
• 1:24:32
  up some. Yeah, I do have fun with it.
• 1:24:34
  Like it was fun enough. It's a fun watch.
• 1:24:36
  Like I I love the idea, I love the premise and this, the
• 1:24:40
  opening is super strong. So they had a lot good going for
• 1:24:44
  it. I just wouldn't watch it.
• 1:24:49
  Like expecting legitimately serious good movie.
• 1:24:54
  OK, go into this expecting some wacky shit.
• 1:24:57
  And if you've obviously, if you're listening to this
• 1:24:59
  episode, you've gotten a pretty good sense of what to expect
• 1:25:02
  from this. So you know, make your own
• 1:25:04
  informed opinion or a decision on if you want to watch this or
• 1:25:08
  not. OK, you know who else watched
• 1:25:11
  this whole movie with us? Scout.
• 1:25:13
  Scout. Yes.
• 1:25:15
  And I want to ask you, Travis Scout's favorite part of this
• 1:25:17
  movie. I believe Scout's favorite part
• 1:25:20
  was when they took the host to them.
• 1:25:22
  When they took the host to them, Yeah.
• 1:25:23
  Are you sure about? That I am pretty positive.
• 1:25:25
  About that, you are so wrong, Travis.
• 1:25:29
  Obviously her favorite part was when Bobby and Ashley were
• 1:25:34
  sitting there and they were in the pool and it was nice and
• 1:25:36
  warm and steam was coming up. No, because she likes the she
• 1:25:40
  likes to be warm and also likes to be wading through water.
• 1:25:43
  Exactly. I was halfway there.
• 1:25:44
  I had the water part. Yeah, say you got the wrong
• 1:25:47
  water part cuz as we discovered earlier, she didn't like the
• 1:25:50
  splashing when she realized it was man made when she.
• 1:25:53
  Thought she was just being. Rained on She was cool with it,
• 1:25:55
  but when she looked up and saw it was us flicking water at her,
• 1:25:58
  she was furious. I.
• 1:25:59
  Got a bad I got some bad news for her when it comes to pools.
• 1:26:03
  Don't. Tell her don't.
• 1:26:04
  Ruin don't ruin her post shower bath time.
• 1:26:07
  OK, that sounds weird if you don't understand Scout.
• 1:26:11
  She likes to get into the sink after we wash dishes, and she
• 1:26:14
  likes to get into the bathtub after we take.
• 1:26:16
  Showers. She's a weird fucking cat.
• 1:26:18
  She's weird, she's always been like this.
• 1:26:20
  I don't know what's wrong with her.
• 1:26:22
  She was scooped up from the side of the road as a kitten.
• 1:26:25
  Anyway, any way to just not take any blame for how she is as a
• 1:26:29
  cat? OK, what's next?
• 1:26:34
  I've got reviews. Do we not do who we related to
• 1:26:38
  or any of that? We should.
• 1:26:39
  OK. We've already talked about
• 1:26:40
  things we would change, so I kind of skipped over that.
• 1:26:42
  But yeah, so let's talk about who we would, who we related to.
• 1:26:45
  And I also have a special segment that I thought would be
• 1:26:47
  fun to do for this. Sure, OK.
• 1:26:49
  Who did you relate to? I, I'll just relate to, I don't
• 1:27:01
  know, man, fucking Colin. He seemed like the most chill
• 1:27:03
  one. OK, there.
• 1:27:05
  He like, I'm not going to say I was like a farm boy, but like,
• 1:27:10
  you know, like I worked on my family's garden and shit like
• 1:27:13
  that. Appalachia, where there's a lot
• 1:27:16
  of like farmland, garden land, and intensely religious people.
• 1:27:22
  Yeah, I mean, I did my fair share of yard like in garden
• 1:27:26
  work and show like that. I did not have a farm though.
• 1:27:29
  I will not say that. But I don't know.
• 1:27:31
  He's probably the most I related to of these people.
• 1:27:34
  The rest of them are kind of assholes.
• 1:27:37
  I related to one specific moment, and that was at the
• 1:27:40
  beginning when the thing had just started and Phillip is just
• 1:27:42
  watching the camera drinking wine because I was like, that's
• 1:27:44
  me watching Below Deck. Yeah, that is.
• 1:27:47
  You like, I get it. Yeah, Yeah, this is just what I
• 1:27:49
  want to. Do I did like his little scenes
• 1:27:51
  of him just commentating on watching them actually do the
• 1:27:54
  game he's. Just somebody that's enjoying.
• 1:27:56
  He's like techno. This is just sad.
• 1:27:58
  Yeah. Track 1 Techno, yeah fuck, I
• 1:28:02
  kind of relate to that too. I say that shit watching reality
• 1:28:05
  TV. Yeah, OK.
• 1:28:08
  My next one was gonna be if this was an actual reality TV show,
• 1:28:13
  assuming there's no murder, which is gonna be the character
• 1:28:17
  that you're either really excited to watch or that you're
• 1:28:21
  cheering for to win. Who would I cheer for to win or
• 1:28:24
  be you excited to watch? Yes, which can mean two
• 1:28:28
  different things in terms of reality TV, because we've
• 1:28:30
  already talked about how I love the absolute monsters, but I
• 1:28:32
  never want them to win. See, I don't like watching those
• 1:28:35
  people. I always get mad at them.
• 1:28:37
  I like watching the people that I actually think deserve to win,
• 1:28:41
  that's who. Like, I like picking my person
• 1:28:43
  and rooting for them. I would pick Colin.
• 1:28:46
  I liked him like he was the most pure out of all of them there.
• 1:28:49
  And that's the person that I like in reality TV shows.
• 1:28:51
  I like the actual good guy, the good girl, you know, the good
• 1:28:55
  person, the person that doesn't try to fuck anybody over, you
• 1:28:58
  know, tries to play the game straight, not tries to like, you
• 1:29:02
  know, fuck people over or cheat or anything like that.
• 1:29:06
  That shit pisses me off. So he's my guy, OK?
• 1:29:10
  I think Ruby is probably who I would be cheering for from the
• 1:29:14
  beginning, just where she made that strong entrance.
• 1:29:16
  And she's already doing her alliances and stuff.
• 1:29:19
  She makes an alliance with Colin, remember, She wants to
• 1:29:21
  bring her in to to their little pact that they've got going on.
• 1:29:25
  That's true. Yeah.
• 1:29:25
  They've got the solid, like, quiet alliance that you're like,
• 1:29:28
  OK, I want to see what this don't.
• 1:29:30
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Playing the game.
• 1:29:32
  I would definitely be rooting for her to win.
• 1:29:34
  But I think in terms of who I would enjoy watching on TV, no
• 1:29:40
  cuz Jack reminds me too much of Kyle.
• 1:29:42
  And do you hate shitty, shitty people?
• 1:29:45
  No, but he's not a fun to he's not like a fun hate watch.
• 1:29:49
  Like there are some that are a fun hate watch.
• 1:29:51
  I feel like Bobby would be a fun hate watch.
• 1:29:53
  Like oh God you're a piece of shit and I hope I don't read
• 1:29:56
  anything that shows that you're an actual piece of shit, but you
• 1:29:59
  just seem like you're a fuck boy and that's fun to watch on
• 1:30:01
  reality TV. For our patrons, this goes
• 1:30:03
  completely against the shit that you were talking about on Scream
• 1:30:06
  Queens too. You were so again so for the
• 1:30:10
  girl that was such an asshole to Gabby the entire time because
• 1:30:13
  she was like fun mean, watched on reality TV and I'm like, no
• 1:30:17
  it's not fun. She's just a bully.
• 1:30:19
  No, I talked. I felt that very differently.
• 1:30:22
  It's not. There's a different kind of
• 1:30:25
  thing. I'm not gonna go into all of
• 1:30:28
  that right now, OK? But there's different kinds of
• 1:30:31
  mean people that you enjoy watching versus who you hate
• 1:30:34
  watching. OK, so your person is.
• 1:30:39
  He honestly, he makes me think of Gary King before all of the
• 1:30:43
  stuff about him being like an alleged rapist from blow deck
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  down under or not blow deck down under, blow deck sailing yacht.
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  He was fun to watch. He was kind of a himbo and he
• 1:30:54
  fucked around and it was kind of like one of those where let's
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  like, well, you're good TV. And then all of this allegations
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  and stuff came out about him. And I fully believe them because
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  he kind of seems like it was believable enough.
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  And it's one of those that like, if those allegations didn't come
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  out, if everybody was like, no, he's a joy to work with on set,
• 1:31:13
  he'd be fun to watch on TV. He's not now.
• 1:31:16
  And it it would be hard to rewatch those episodes knowing
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  what kind of behavior he displayed and what he did to his
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  fellow cast mates and to the crew.
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  But Bobby would be a fun one to watch on TV.
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  And it's like, God, I hope I don't read anything awful about
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  how he was behind set. I hope behind set.
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  I hear that. Like he was really fun and this
• 1:31:36
  was just a thing that he was doing to be on TV.
• 1:31:38
  He didn't seem bad. Yeah.
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  In this movie. Cuz when push came to shove, he
• 1:31:42
  actually was like trying to take it seriously and was fighting
• 1:31:44
  for everybody and he sacrificed himself for Jenny.
• 1:31:47
  Well, he also. Was the one to save Techno when
• 1:31:50
  he got pushed into the water. Yeah.
• 1:31:53
  So I, I he would be like a fun one that like, and God, we all
• 1:31:58
  know on the show I love a himbo. So, like, anyway, yeah, I would
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  be rooting for Ruby, but I would also be like, enjoying watching
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  Bobby and hope he makes it most of the way so he could still be
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  on TV. OK, that's where I would be at.
• 1:32:13
  OK, OK, now I've got reviews. OK, I've got both a good and a
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  bad. This is funny.
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  Well done. So I'll start with the bad.
• 1:32:27
  That's a three out of 10 damned by faint praise.
• 1:32:32
  The cover of the Blu-ray for this movie proclaimed that
• 1:32:35
  Edward Furlong is fun to watch. You'll notice that this isn't
• 1:32:37
  really praise for the movie itself.
• 1:32:39
  There's a reason for that. The movie is pretty damn stupid.
• 1:32:42
  Furlong does create a rather unique sort of serial killer,
• 1:32:44
  but there's a reason this hasn't been done before.
• 1:32:46
  He's a master of ceremonies who does barely any killing himself,
• 1:32:50
  nor does he set up elaborate traps or make contestants kill
• 1:32:52
  each other for the most part, which would have made more sense
• 1:32:54
  thematically. He has a dumb goon do the
• 1:32:57
  killings on his behalf. The goon never really makes any
• 1:33:00
  sense in terms of his motivations, nor does he tie
• 1:33:02
  into the themes of the movie in a discernible way.
• 1:33:05
  Furlongs character is presumably supposed to be a commentary on
• 1:33:08
  the exploitative nature of TV production.
• 1:33:11
  It isn't very subtle, but this is a slasher film, or at least
• 1:33:14
  it tries to be, so I won't begrudge them that.
• 1:33:16
  The only other characters of any significant are the contestants,
• 1:33:19
  who are of course a bunch of whiny idiots who only care about
• 1:33:22
  being on TV and all consciously adopt personas based on
• 1:33:25
  previously successful TV reality stars.
• 1:33:28
  This. This sounds clever in theory,
• 1:33:30
  but it doesn't work in principle.
• 1:33:32
  This is partly because the villain mainly sits at a monitor
• 1:33:35
  yelling stuff into the intercom, partially because the actors are
• 1:33:38
  mostly bad, and partially because many of its points that
• 1:33:40
  it seems to be trying to make about reality shows gets lost in
• 1:33:44
  ridiculous setups. There are some legit criticisms
• 1:33:47
  to be made here, but the movie mostly misses the mark.
• 1:33:50
  It doesn't help that I wasn't sold on its resolution, either
• 1:33:53
  because of the writing or the acting.
• 1:33:55
  I'm gonna go ahead and give this a three because the movie did
• 1:33:57
  not seem to be making some effort to be good, just not
• 1:34:00
  enough. There's a lot of that I agree
• 1:34:02
  with. I thought that the acting was
• 1:34:04
  pretty good, all things considered.
• 1:34:05
  Yeah, but yeah, the writing was kind of lacking.
• 1:34:11
  I liked his character, though. I mean, I feel like he was
• 1:34:13
  entertaining to watch. I thought it was really funny to
• 1:34:17
  talk about him being a serial killer that doesn't do much
• 1:34:20
  killing and setting up all Abbott Trav.
• 1:34:21
  Yeah, it's definitely Saw. This is the era of Saw.
• 1:34:24
  So yeah, I think that's kind of funny that was brought up that
• 1:34:28
  way. Yeah, well, he said where the
• 1:34:30
  reviewer said like he didn't even make them kill each other,
• 1:34:33
  which you know, and I think that is saw.
• 1:34:35
  I think this person wanted Saw. But it did make them kill each
• 1:34:38
  other because it was throw a techno in the pool or throw a
• 1:34:42
  Jack in the pool fights with the death in the cage the whole
• 1:34:45
  walking across the beam. I think only one person, only
• 1:34:48
  Jack was the actual person that do a killing.
• 1:34:52
  Yeah, yeah. OK, so I've got a positive
• 1:34:57
  review and this one is something I've never seen on IMDb, but it
• 1:35:00
  doesn't have a score. Well, I didn't think you could
• 1:35:03
  do that. I didn't either, so this is
• 1:35:05
  awesome B great horror. This film is a rare gem.
• 1:35:09
  It's B great horror. Exactly how it should be done.
• 1:35:11
  The fact that a bunch of celebrity wannabes would do
• 1:35:13
  whatever an all powerful voice told them to do is definitely
• 1:35:17
  believable. And the young Jamie Presley from
• 1:35:19
  My Name is Earl is a sight to behold.
• 1:35:21
  Edward Furlong plays the role of a deranged killer perfectly and
• 1:35:24
  as the story unfolds you may you find yourself sympathizing with
• 1:35:26
  him just a little bit. This is not your typical horror
• 1:35:31
  flick. You have no idea who will and
• 1:35:33
  won't survive. It's no Terminator 2, but then
• 1:35:36
  again there isn't nearly as much money behind it, so I'll give
• 1:35:38
  the small guys a go and check this one out.
• 1:35:40
  Plenty of gore for the sickos out there and plenty of tense
• 1:35:43
  moments for suspense fans and well made film for the budget
• 1:35:46
  horror fans. Look no further than Cruel
• 1:35:47
  World. Where is fill up a sympathetic
• 1:35:53
  character? I'm not entirely sure.
• 1:35:55
  Because he gets turned down on a game show that mean that's the
• 1:35:59
  only moment that I can. I think maybe maybe they kind of
• 1:36:03
  feel the same way as us, where he's just like watching the show
• 1:36:05
  and he's like drinking his wine and going no sad sack.
• 1:36:08
  See, now that's just relatable. That's not sympathetic.
• 1:36:12
  Maybe they just use the wrong word.
• 1:36:13
  I don't know. I kind of I I agree with a
• 1:36:16
  mixture of these two reviews because I have fun.
• 1:36:19
  I like the performances. I think the premise is solid.
• 1:36:22
  I don't like the resolution. Thank God damn thing tense about
• 1:36:26
  this movie. I did not feel attention at one
• 1:36:28
  point in this movie. It is dumb fun.
• 1:36:31
  I will give it that. But yeah, like, yeah, I kind of
• 1:36:35
  agree with you. Both reviews have well made
• 1:36:38
  points, I think. OK, Yeah.
• 1:36:42
  All right then, I guess that just leaves us here with a
• 1:36:44
  titular question. Scooby or not to be.
• 1:36:47
  Scooby or not to be. What do you think?
• 1:36:51
  I would absolutely watch this again.
• 1:36:53
  You would watch it again. I would watch it again.
• 1:36:54
  Yeah. I would like to actually watch
• 1:36:56
  this, not having to focus on taking notes.
• 1:36:59
  Yes, not having to try and make it make sense.
• 1:37:01
  Yeah, not try to make sense of it.
• 1:37:03
  And just like, enjoy the fucking ride that it wants to take me
• 1:37:05
  on. As always, we encourage you to
• 1:37:08
  watch the movie yourself, make your own opinion, but we I don't
• 1:37:12
  think it would be a waste of time for anybody to watch this
• 1:37:14
  if you like schlock and B stuff and.
• 1:37:18
  Four major. Movies to make any fucking
• 1:37:20
  sense. Our Doom Asylum enthusiasts out
• 1:37:22
  there, I think this right here would.
• 1:37:23
  Better than Doom Asylum? I think it's on par, which is
• 1:37:29
  dumb fun. That doesn't make sense.
• 1:37:30
  I mean, that's exactly the same thing with Doom Asylum.
• 1:37:35
  Doom Asylum has a little bit more fun with it.
• 1:37:38
  Yeah. I think this movie like this.
• 1:37:40
  Movie has a little bit more storyline than Doom Asylum
• 1:37:43
  though, so. That's true.
• 1:37:44
  Yeah, it does. If I was gonna edit this movie,
• 1:37:47
  I wouldn't edit it down to 40 minutes the way I've said that I
• 1:37:49
  would with Doom Asylum. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:37:52
  I would add more to this movie. Yeah, actually.
• 1:37:55
  A lot more. OK, so with that being said, we
• 1:37:59
  are gonna go record our Child's Play two episode.
• 1:38:01
  Be sure to tune in for that on Thursday.
• 1:38:04
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• 1:38:07
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• 1:38:10
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• 1:38:13
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• 1:38:15
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