Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2017 - Ladies of London (s4 eps 2-3) with Keisha
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monarch Monday. We're
- 0:24Speaker 1: wearing our crowns, yes we are. We're leaning in and
- 0:30Speaker 1: Keisha has finally warned me down on the costumes.
- 0:32Speaker 2: So I mean, I could be quite annoying with my begging.
- 0:37Speaker 2: So I think she feels as though it's just easier
- 0:40Speaker 2: just to do it and get it over.
- 0:41Speaker 1: We stall shut my mouth, so we're doing it. Okay,
- 0:45Speaker 1: So I have on a tear every week. Let's tvd
- 0:50Speaker 1: let's TV Let's see how bad this thing gives me
- 0:51Speaker 1: a headache this week. It's not going to give you
- 0:54Speaker 1: a headache. I am interested in buying new fascinators now
- 0:57Speaker 1: now that I see Kimmy's Kimmy's fascinator game is it
- 1:02Speaker 1: is very strong. I'm like, girl, are we gonna be
- 1:04Speaker 1: able to see your whole head? Like just ever do?
- 1:07Speaker 1: But at first I was like, we're never going to
- 1:09Speaker 1: see her hair, but we do. But yeah, she loves
- 1:11Speaker 1: a fascinator. Oh my gosh, I just saw that the
- 1:14Speaker 1: Ladies of London posted like a bunch of pictures of
- 1:16Speaker 1: themselves in New York, so I guess they must have
- 1:18Speaker 1: just filmed the Reunion of course, I'm going to New
- 1:20Speaker 1: York this week. Today Monday, I'll be going to New
- 1:24Speaker 1: York and I will be eyeballs out for Harry Styles
- 1:27Speaker 1: and the Ladies of London wherever I go. Now, what
- 1:29Speaker 1: do you go to New York for? I can't remember. Well,
- 1:32Speaker 1: did you tell me? It's a redo of the trip
- 1:34Speaker 1: I was supposed to do when I was going to
- 1:35Speaker 1: hang out with Matt and Jake. Okay, so we got
- 1:39Speaker 1: tickets to watch What Happens Live and that's on Tuesday
- 1:42Speaker 1: night and the guests are going to be Doriet hmm
- 1:46Speaker 1: and Sarah Michelle Geller. So oh, okay, Hey, Buffy, all right,
- 1:51Speaker 1: so weischa just announced that they're not going to do
- 1:54Speaker 1: the hulul like X the Buffy the Vampire Slayer revival.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Oh I saw that, So I wonder if she was
- 2:03Speaker 1: the guest because of that, and maybe they'll change it.
- 2:05Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's who the announced guests are.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I wanted to go because of Dreet because I'm always
- 2:12Speaker 1: wanting to see a housewife in you know, in the
- 2:14Speaker 1: wild of course. But let's talk about this show because
- 2:17Speaker 1: we are going to cover episodes two and three. Since
- 2:19Speaker 1: last week we only covered episode one, which all the
- 2:22Speaker 1: show went down in episode two. Now, I will say
- 2:26Speaker 1: this week I wrote down Micah calls Dara Dara right
- 2:32Speaker 1: British say Dara. I'm gonna say Dara because I believe
- 2:35Speaker 1: that's the correct it. Yeah, not that she. I was
- 2:38Speaker 1: thinking the same thing. I was like, Oh, I think
- 2:41Speaker 1: it's just really Darra, like that's how we would say
- 2:43Speaker 1: it in the States.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Yeah, Rakesha there, Rakesha Darling, Rakesha Darling.
- 2:51Speaker 1: I like the way it sounds. Now. Somebody also alerted me,
- 2:56Speaker 1: and I think I knew this that Mark Francis was
- 2:58Speaker 1: on a show that they had about Chelsea Maiden Chelsea
- 3:04Speaker 1: or something. He's been on another Bravo show. He looks familiar.
- 3:09Speaker 1: It wasn't a show that I watched. So, guys, we
- 3:11Speaker 1: really are coming at this like we never watched the
- 3:13Speaker 1: original Ladies of London. We don't know Mark from his show.
- 3:16Speaker 1: We are just coming at a fresh, fresh, fresh, yes,
- 3:20Speaker 1: which is good. Sometimes I think I will say that
- 3:23Speaker 1: a listener wrote and gave me the ages of everyone.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Great because literally we're like, these women could be thirty
- 3:33Speaker 2: or fifty nine.
- 3:34Speaker 1: No, really just couldn't tell at all. So here's what
- 3:37Speaker 1: I've got. Okay. Martha forty six okay, could be fifty
- 3:44Speaker 1: six with the hairdoo.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Yeah, and the stress she puts herself under.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Maybe ages a little bits that poor things. Margo the
- 3:54Speaker 1: actress three, How old is she? Forty three? Okay? Okay,
- 4:01Speaker 1: Micah the American forty three looks great, I think. Yeah.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Emma is thirty nine. The Marchioness of Bath, she's thirty nine.
- 4:12Speaker 1: She also could be twenty nine, and I'd say, yeah
- 4:17Speaker 1: she is.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Someone said twenty nine, or someone said forty five, I
- 4:20Speaker 2: would believe it.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Yeah, miss A is thirty nine. I was surprised. I
- 4:26Speaker 1: thought she was young. Surprised I thought she was younger
- 4:29Speaker 1: as well. She's beautiful, she's yeah. Mark Francis is thirty six, ageless, ageless,
- 4:37Speaker 1: could be he probably.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Is eighty five, but he's going to be thirty six
- 4:41Speaker 2: for the rest of his life.
- 4:42Speaker 1: That's what he's going to tell everyone. And Lottie the
- 4:46Speaker 1: designer is thirty five, and that to me is hits right. Okay, Yeah,
- 4:51Speaker 1: I agree too. Yeah. Now, did you notice, like a
- 4:53Speaker 1: couple of times.
- 4:54Speaker 2: When she was doing her interview that her eyes crossed?
- 4:59Speaker 1: No, she wears so much heavy eyeliner. I wouldn't be
- 5:02Speaker 1: able to tell. I was like, is that permanent? Or
- 5:06Speaker 1: I was like, is she making fun of this situation
- 5:08Speaker 1: she's talking about? Like no, her eyes just kind of
- 5:10Speaker 1: go in sometimes I'll have to see as you didn't notice,
- 5:14Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean between she and her husband a
- 5:18Speaker 1: lot to look at it a lot. And he did
- 5:21Speaker 1: like our comment. He liked our reel. I did a
- 5:23Speaker 1: reel on Pink Shape Pod and he wrote under it,
- 5:25Speaker 1: welcome to London, Darling. I instantly said, please don't listen
- 5:30Speaker 1: to the show because I talked shit about him. He's
- 5:35Speaker 1: a bad well good he is a very interesting character.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I mean he is just a true artistic type of
- 5:47Speaker 1: person that it's not fake. It's not fake, and it's
- 5:51Speaker 1: odd and you do want to know when people that
- 5:54Speaker 1: put that much effort into their outside. Look what do
- 5:57Speaker 1: they look like when they come home? Like how they
- 6:00Speaker 1: probably like ghostly people? Like they probably walk in and
- 6:03Speaker 1: there's a stranger sitting there. It's like, oh hi, Like
- 6:07Speaker 1: when he gets out of the shower with no eyeliner,
- 6:10Speaker 1: that mustache not turned up, Like what does he look like?
- 6:14Speaker 1: You know? No, I'm not gonna say anything because he
- 6:17Speaker 1: made a side.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Is this on the free Feet? Yes, I'm gonna be quiet.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Be quiet, I'll tell you after the show. I'll tell
- 6:23Speaker 2: you after show.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well let's get started. So this is
- 6:28Speaker 1: Ladies in London The New Reign, Season four, episode two.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I know what you said, this summer shady Booths. So
- 6:37Speaker 1: we open with Mark Francis. Now they are doing Mark
- 6:40Speaker 1: Dash Francis as if it's a double name, but then
- 6:42Speaker 1: people think Mark. Yeah, I think it's a double name.
- 6:45Speaker 1: But some people do call him Mark.
- 6:47Speaker 2: So well, we we don't do that with you. We
- 6:50Speaker 2: most definitely don't call you Mary.
- 6:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him no Francis. Yeah, that's his name,
- 6:55Speaker 1: because that's what it sounds like. If it says Darrah, Emma, Micah.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Everybody's name is their first name and has their little
- 7:02Speaker 1: flag next to them. And he says Mark Mark Francis. Okay, y'all.
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- 9:06Speaker 1: saying he could tell if someone is American even before
- 9:10Speaker 1: they open their mouth, and Emma says people in London
- 9:14Speaker 1: don't talk quite so much as Americans do, and Lottie says,
- 9:20Speaker 1: good luck to Americans trying to make it in London.
- 9:23Speaker 1: That's how we open.
- 9:24Speaker 2: It's so scary, like like I had to picture myself
- 9:27Speaker 2: in London.
- 9:30Speaker 1: And the country bunking in me would come out like
- 9:32Speaker 1: where's her water? Because you want to see Harry Harmoni
- 9:35Speaker 1: Ron you had a serious black it would have been
- 9:39Speaker 1: beyond obvious that I was quite American. I think, well,
- 9:42Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to I'm going to Paris at
- 9:44Speaker 1: the end of the month. And you know, all I
- 9:48Speaker 1: pack is black and like camel color. Everything is black
- 9:51Speaker 1: and camel color, so everything mixed and matches, and I
- 9:54Speaker 1: don't stand out at all. It's just all black and
- 9:56Speaker 1: camel colored. And then I just packed like four of
- 9:59Speaker 1: each and that's it. Now may and pay. You know,
- 10:02Speaker 1: I would totally show the fuck out. I know you
- 10:04Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to do that, yeah, but I would
- 10:07Speaker 1: do it anyway. Yeah, it would be hard for you.
- 10:10Speaker 1: But you need to just blend in and not a
- 10:13Speaker 1: plan forest. Yeah I can't. I don't even blend it
- 10:17Speaker 1: with my friends. I know. That's okay, that's okay. You're
- 10:21Speaker 1: like you're the Joshua Kane of the group. I mean
- 10:24Speaker 1: I would be dressed like Marie Antoinette. So we see
- 10:31Speaker 1: Micah now she's talking with her team. She's talking to
- 10:34Speaker 1: a work assistant and another personal assistant who's also her cousin,
- 10:38Speaker 1: and she says she was an American living in London
- 10:42Speaker 1: and she was at a dinner party where everyone just
- 10:45Speaker 1: knew what to do, and her husband, Marker, grew up
- 10:48Speaker 1: in Switzerland and it's second nature to him, and he
- 10:52Speaker 1: told her maybe you should take an etiquette class, which
- 10:55Speaker 1: she said was very embarrassing.
- 10:57Speaker 2: I mean yeah, because it's really saying you look like
- 11:00Speaker 2: you were raised by wolves when we were around all
- 11:01Speaker 2: these people.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Do you not know how to eat? Yeah? Yeah, So
- 11:06Speaker 1: she trained under a former member of the Queen's staff,
- 11:09Speaker 1: the same woman who trained Princess Diana, so it's good training,
- 11:16Speaker 1: she tells us. She met her husband, Marco in two
- 11:18Speaker 1: thousand and eight in New York City. He's in private
- 11:20Speaker 1: equity and like right when they got together, he got
- 11:23Speaker 1: transferred back to London. He's from Switzerland. He's gone every
- 11:27Speaker 1: week for work. She hates it. She hopes they're well. God,
- 11:32Speaker 1: she hopes they're working towards it not being like that. Forever.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Her daughter and son come home, there seemed to be
- 11:39Speaker 1: two more ladies there. So she had the two assistants,
- 11:40Speaker 1: and two more ladies come in. One seems to be
- 11:43Speaker 1: somebody who picked the kids up from school, and one
- 11:45Speaker 1: seems to be a nanny that's at the house.
- 11:47Speaker 2: Yeah, either way, I'm just so glad that we now
- 11:51Speaker 2: know where the money comes from, because they were like, look,
- 11:53Speaker 2: there's not that much etiquette in the world that can
- 11:57Speaker 2: have you, like you're able to mingle with these rich people.
- 12:00Speaker 1: We know. The husband has a really really good job,
- 12:02Speaker 1: private equity. He's been New York, Switzerland, London. He rich, rich, richrich.
- 12:08Speaker 1: So the daughter is Valentina, she's eight, and the son,
- 12:11Speaker 1: Max is three. Uh, they call Marco in Switzerland. He
- 12:15Speaker 1: says he can't wait to see them. Blah blah blah. Yeah,
- 12:17Speaker 1: the son hastes to dad. Well, he doesn't want to
- 12:19Speaker 1: talk to him, that's for sure. I don't want to though,
- 12:21Speaker 1: see it. Maybe next week, she says, you know, because
- 12:25Speaker 1: her husband has gone so much. Really, her friends are
- 12:28Speaker 1: her family. They're in London. And if she doesn't have Dara,
- 12:32Speaker 1: who does she have because that's her longest friend. Well,
- 12:35Speaker 1: you're about to have nobody that ain't That is not
- 12:39Speaker 1: your friend at all. No, it's rough. I mean it
- 12:43Speaker 1: is rough to watch this.
- 12:46Speaker 2: So I just you feel for her because she's just
- 12:49Speaker 2: it's just bad and it doesn't get better, No, Derek,
- 12:53Speaker 2: She's just really horrible, terrible.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Yeah. So Dara is getting ready for her dinner that
- 12:59Speaker 1: she's gonna have the Ivy Asia. She calls Lottie and
- 13:03Speaker 1: Dara says, Micah filled me in about Mark Francis's party,
- 13:07Speaker 1: and they sort of laugh about the rumor. The producer
- 13:10Speaker 1: asked Darah about the rumor that she's a madam, and
- 13:13Speaker 1: she laughs, she goes, I mean, it's not a big deal.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Micah is just sensitive and when you have a purbolic
- 13:19Speaker 1: public persona, people will say things about you. But Micah
- 13:23Speaker 1: just doesn't have that yet, so it was a bigger
- 13:26Speaker 1: deal to her, which.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Is stils so weird to me because to me, let's
- 13:31Speaker 2: say someone said that I was a madam.
- 13:33Speaker 1: First of all, everyone would believe it for sure. Yes
- 13:35Speaker 1: she is, and we do it that, yes. But the
- 13:39Speaker 1: thing that bothered me the most is that when they
- 13:41Speaker 1: told Darah how much Micah took up for her.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of saying, oh my gosh, that's my girl,
- 13:47Speaker 2: I'm so glad she was there, she kind of like
- 13:50Speaker 2: makes fun of her a little bit. Yeah, Like she
- 13:53Speaker 2: took it to the extreme, like that they're saying that
- 13:55Speaker 2: you run hose and your friend is taken up for
- 13:57Speaker 2: you and you don't even.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Care, instead of a Harvard educated architect living in London.
- 14:04Speaker 1: She's just like for her to say, when you have
- 14:07Speaker 1: a purple public persona, I think people will say that
- 14:10Speaker 1: about you. I'm like, I've never heard of you public,
- 14:14Speaker 1: we know you, we know your son's stepmom, which and
- 14:19Speaker 1: maybe that's what it Maybe that's what it's supposed to be,
- 14:21Speaker 1: that we're supposed to be say.
- 14:23Speaker 2: That part because you you're the cloud chaser in this situation. Okay,
- 14:27Speaker 2: So I was talking to my friend Dan, right, Okay, yeah,
- 14:31Speaker 2: we were talking about this show. Yeah, He's like, I
- 14:33Speaker 2: really don't like Darrel. But he hadn't gotten to the
- 14:35Speaker 2: part where she talks about her son.
- 14:38Speaker 1: I said, well, her son's stepmom is Princess Beatrice. Uh huh,
- 14:44Speaker 1: I kid you not. He types back, I don't know
- 14:48Speaker 1: who she is, but she sounds like she's important. I said,
- 14:51Speaker 1: she's a fucking Queen of England's granddaughter. He didn't say
- 14:55Speaker 1: anything back. He didn't know who Princess Beatrice was. No,
- 15:00Speaker 1: he knows everything, well, he and I know everything from crack.
- 15:05Speaker 1: So I thought royalty until he said that Dan like,
- 15:10Speaker 1: we don't smoke it, but we can tell you about
- 15:12Speaker 1: crack and where to find some. Sure. Disappointed at him
- 15:15Speaker 1: a little bit, I'm like, maybe, oh, now tell you
- 15:18Speaker 1: something so funny. This week on this past week on
- 15:21Speaker 1: the Single Life, Courtney is on there with Cold and
- 15:26Speaker 1: they were at you know, he's awful, and they're asking
- 15:29Speaker 1: her like, you know, what, what do you feel about Cold?
- 15:32Speaker 1: Now you know now that you guys are broken up,
- 15:34Speaker 1: Like do you do you feel sorry for him? And
- 15:37Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, like you feel sorry for him, like
- 15:39Speaker 1: you feel like a crackhead, like you keep making bad
- 15:41Speaker 1: decisions but like you're still a crackhead. Yeah, what's a crackhead?
- 15:45Speaker 1: Always a crack hid? That's just Courtney is just like okay,
- 15:50Speaker 1: all right, So Emma and Mark go to Sketch for tea.
- 15:54Speaker 1: I've been there. I've been to this pa, Yes, okay,
- 15:58Speaker 1: look it up if you look up places in London
- 16:01Speaker 1: for tea called sketch. This is the place where Keisha.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Because you follow a lot of the influencers, all the
- 16:05Speaker 1: influencers post in the bathroom there. Because the bathroom are
- 16:09Speaker 1: all these eggs. There are these there are these there's
- 16:13Speaker 1: these eggs and you go into the egg and that's
- 16:16Speaker 1: your little bathroom. There, that's your bathroom. Oh that sounds
- 16:18Speaker 1: really cool. It's cool. It looks like a bunch of
- 16:20Speaker 1: space pods. Like you just go upstairs. There's all these
- 16:22Speaker 1: eggs and like, well, we were there. We had like drinks,
- 16:25Speaker 1: but we also had high tea where you know, they
- 16:27Speaker 1: bring all the little things to eat and you can
- 16:29Speaker 1: choose your tea and then you can also have a drink.
- 16:32Speaker 1: And every twenty minutes, just the music will go down,
- 16:36Speaker 1: some other music would come up in a ballery and
- 16:38Speaker 1: would come and dance through the room. Oh that's fancy.
- 16:42Speaker 1: It was very interesting. The place is very interesting. Yeah,
- 16:45Speaker 1: it's a touristy spot. But they're there, so it's cool. Okay.
- 16:48Speaker 1: So and when Anna walked through the room, she was like,
- 16:52Speaker 1: are they at sketch? I was like, yes, girl, you
- 16:55Speaker 1: recognized it. She did. Okay. So Emma and Mark are
- 16:59Speaker 1: there and they're talking about how they are really best friends.
- 17:01Speaker 1: They're like Siamese twins and Emma's like, I'm prosecco, he's champagne.
- 17:06Speaker 1: You know which, right. Kimmy joins them. Emma tells us
- 17:10Speaker 1: she loves she's my liquor. She's like, girl is wild,
- 17:18Speaker 1: she's white, She's the white Dippindale of the group Boon's Farm. Yes,
- 17:23Speaker 1: Emma tells us, I love Kimmy. Kimmy is an icon.
- 17:28Speaker 1: I met Kimmy through my husband Suelan. I wrote it
- 17:32Speaker 1: down phonetically c E A W L y N. I
- 17:35Speaker 1: don't know what kind of Scottish Irish bullshit this is,
- 17:39Speaker 1: but yeah, it sounds very Irish, Suelan, Okay, help me
- 17:45Speaker 1: remember that. Later. So, Emma, they were like, where have
- 17:48Speaker 1: you been, goes. I was in can I was doing jobs.
- 17:50Speaker 1: I got to be glamorous and care free. And we
- 17:52Speaker 1: see a bunch of pictures of her and Kimmy says
- 17:56Speaker 1: at Mark's party, Margo says, the Dara girl is a madam.
- 18:01Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, they just won't let this shit go.
- 18:05Speaker 1: They love this rumor. Yes, and Emma goes, okay, like stop,
- 18:10Speaker 1: and Kimmy goes shut up. Emma, it's funny. It is funny.
- 18:14Speaker 1: It's so fucking hilarious. But Emma, because she's got the
- 18:17Speaker 1: title and everybody, she has to try to act a
- 18:19Speaker 1: little more buttoned up and that's what he's like, shut up, Emma. Hilarious.
- 18:22Speaker 1: I think if the cameras were not there, she would
- 18:25Speaker 1: have been like, tell me more. But right there's a
- 18:27Speaker 1: camera in her face. She's still got to remember you
- 18:30Speaker 1: know her title, right, And I think because she and
- 18:33Speaker 1: Mark Francis are such good friends, there's no way that
- 18:35Speaker 1: she's not keikiy in with him. Oh, absolutely, one hundred percent.
- 18:38Speaker 2: I mean he's her what does she say, her youngest
- 18:40Speaker 2: son's godfather.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Yes, so they're besties. So she's of course she's gossiping
- 18:44Speaker 1: with him. But when the cameras are on, she's trying
- 18:46Speaker 1: to be like, I'm problem, I'm the Marchioness Aboth. So
- 18:51Speaker 1: Mark is telling them he's talking about Dara. Dara being
- 18:55Speaker 1: so secretive and she just went to a wedding in
- 18:57Speaker 1: Tuscany and she said, I don't know where it was, Darla.
- 19:00Speaker 1: My assistant made the plan, but I was going to
- 19:02Speaker 1: talk to her because you had just bought the house
- 19:03Speaker 1: in Florence. And he explains he bought the house in
- 19:06Speaker 1: Florence he wanted to spend more time with his father,
- 19:09Speaker 1: but his father is deteriorating. We're getting some backstory now
- 19:13Speaker 1: of other people, right, He says, my parents didn't spend
- 19:16Speaker 1: much time together growing up. I would see my I
- 19:18Speaker 1: just flew back and forth to Italy every weekend with
- 19:20Speaker 1: my dad. It was a lot of goodbye, good dad. Yeah.
- 19:23Speaker 1: But to Italy, I mean it's pretty fabulous.
- 19:25Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's I mean, that'd be pretty cool.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I'm going to Italy for the weekend.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Okay, and he wants to re establish a connection with
- 19:32Speaker 1: his father before it's too late to sweet. Now, Lottie
- 19:38Speaker 1: and her husband Joshua Caine are going to do a
- 19:40Speaker 1: photo shoot. She's seventeen weeks pregnant, so in my mind,
- 19:43Speaker 1: I was trying to go okay, so eight weeks is
- 19:46Speaker 1: two months, so nine until twelve weeks is three So
- 19:51Speaker 1: she's like four months pregnant. Four months pregnant. Yeah, I
- 19:54Speaker 1: gotta say yeah with house flamboyant they both are, and
- 20:00Speaker 1: particularly josh uh huh. I was not impressed with this
- 20:04Speaker 1: photo shoot. I wasn't either, because usually you would think
- 20:07Speaker 1: it would be like a sweater draped this way with
- 20:09Speaker 1: the stomach out, but it was just they were in
- 20:11Speaker 1: their regular clothes. What an ultrasound picture?
- 20:14Speaker 2: So I was wonder like, Okay, Is this the announcement
- 20:17Speaker 2: that you're pregnant? This cannot be like the true maternity
- 20:21Speaker 2: photo shoot.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I think it must be the announcement.
- 20:23Speaker 2: God, I hope it is, because if that's the maternity shoe,
- 20:26Speaker 2: I'm about to fly, fly all the way there and
- 20:28Speaker 2: tell them.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Now, look you showing.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Out with all this hair mustache, and it it came
- 20:32Speaker 2: time to really show out, you.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Had a picture. It was like just like a little
- 20:35Speaker 1: bit of an unbutton of the Yeah. I was like,
- 20:37Speaker 1: that's what my stomach looks like right now. So Rito
- 20:41Speaker 1: brito coming right there. So she explains she met Joshua
- 20:46Speaker 1: at the Box. It's an infamous club in Soho. Now,
- 20:50Speaker 1: Anna also chimes in, if somebody meets somebody at the Box,
- 20:53Speaker 1: that means they're on drugs. Now, how Anna knows this?
- 20:56Speaker 1: I don't know, Anna, Why were you there? Anna? She
- 21:00Speaker 1: did not, They did not go to the Box when
- 21:02Speaker 1: we were in London. But I don't know how she
- 21:04Speaker 1: knew that. They went out one night in Paris, but
- 21:10Speaker 1: she could not drag John to go out in London.
- 21:12Speaker 1: He didn't want to go. But she did drag a
- 21:15Speaker 1: mountain Paris, so they had the best time. Their stories
- 21:18Speaker 1: are hilarious. So so she says when she first saw him,
- 21:23Speaker 1: she was like, whoa was that Johnny Depp? And then
- 21:25Speaker 1: there's a sign ernk not Johnny Depp. And I don't
- 21:29Speaker 1: know how she thought he was. It was dark and
- 21:33Speaker 1: she just did a little shit. Her eyes were cross,
- 21:36Speaker 1: Like I told you, her eyes get cross.
- 21:38Speaker 2: That's when that's when she thought, oh, that's your eyes.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Explains it. And she goesaid two hours later people found
- 21:47Speaker 1: a snogging downstairs. They were engaged in eight weeks and
- 21:51Speaker 1: married in a year. They've been married three years. And
- 21:56Speaker 1: they do a photo This is Baby Kane, which is
- 21:59Speaker 1: a sonic room. We see their photo shoot. She says
- 22:02Speaker 1: she finds Joshua's flamboyants very attractive. She says, it's not
- 22:07Speaker 1: like I'm a boy, I'm a girl. They are just one.
- 22:10Speaker 1: They are just both very metrosexual. They're both just very Yeah.
- 22:18Speaker 1: So now we go over to Martha's grottage grotchich stands
- 22:24Speaker 1: for gross cottage, and I died that is hilarious. I mean,
- 22:28Speaker 1: that's the perfect way to describe it. Yeah, it's a mess,
- 22:32Speaker 1: it's a mess. It's a mess. So we see her dog, Ernie,
- 22:35Speaker 1: who looked real sad because he's got no fucking where
- 22:38Speaker 1: to run around. Ernie was a.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Setting bumps into like some kind of statue or a
- 22:43Speaker 2: couch or something like that.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Poor thing, it needs fresh air and the bird heckity.
- 22:49Speaker 1: So there she's pulling things out of the biscuit tin
- 22:53Speaker 1: and they ask her why do you keep things in
- 22:55Speaker 1: the biscuit tin? And she goes, because the rats are here,
- 22:57Speaker 1: I have to keep them away. I'm hoping she was joking.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I don't know if she's joking, but like my friend
- 23:04Speaker 1: that lived in New Orleans, they put everything in the
- 23:07Speaker 1: fridge because of roaches, Like everything stays in the fridge
- 23:12Speaker 1: or anything that's every like she's it's anything no dry
- 23:16Speaker 1: food New Orleans. In New Orleans, I've never had a
- 23:20Speaker 1: roach experience there. This was I mean this was back
- 23:23Speaker 1: in single days. So then maybe they were like, you
- 23:25Speaker 1: got to keep everything in the fridge or you get roaches.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Oh god, I know. So I kind of had a
- 23:31Speaker 1: feeling that, like, she's got some holes she needs to
- 23:34Speaker 1: plug up in that place. I mean when you kind
- 23:36Speaker 1: of look around it again, I mean there's probably a
- 23:38Speaker 1: little moss hole at the bottom, uh huh, or the
- 23:41Speaker 1: are the biscuits still in the tin box? She said, rude.
- 23:47Speaker 1: So we meet her designer, whose name is Mimi, and
- 23:51Speaker 1: Memi comes over and she's gonna she's goes, Mimi's gonna
- 23:54Speaker 1: help me stay on the right side of kitsch, right,
- 23:56Speaker 1: because she's got so much stuff, And she said she
- 23:59Speaker 1: would just paint every thing like pink and put like
- 24:01Speaker 1: butterflies on the wall and cherubs. But Mimi's gonna help her.
- 24:06Speaker 1: And she's telling me me, I love the gartage, but
- 24:08Speaker 1: it needs help. The wallpaper is peeling, everything is covered
- 24:12Speaker 1: in magpie crap, and everything is damp. Girl. The reason
- 24:16Speaker 1: it's covered in magpag crap is because that magpie needs
- 24:19Speaker 1: to be in a fucking cage and not free flying
- 24:21Speaker 1: around the house. So see, I feel.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Some type of way about that because I said the
- 24:27Speaker 2: same thing as you.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I'm like, that bird needs to be in a got
- 24:29Speaker 1: damned cage. Yes, But then I'm like, well, the birds
- 24:32Speaker 1: should be able to fly. I think people who have
- 24:35Speaker 1: birds they let them out for like a certain amount
- 24:37Speaker 1: of time so they can fly. But this bird knows
- 24:41Speaker 1: nothing about a cage. And I'm sorry if you oopen
- 24:45Speaker 1: all over the house. My house. Why are you gonna
- 24:47Speaker 1: get your room redone when it's gonna be covered in
- 24:50Speaker 1: shit the same day. It's disgusting. I'm sorry, it's disgusting.
- 24:55Speaker 1: I think it's gross. And I don't know. For the
- 24:57Speaker 1: bird lovers out there, I'm sorry, I don't know what
- 24:59Speaker 1: you do. Can you train a bird to only go
- 25:01Speaker 1: poop in its cage? Like? I don't know?
- 25:03Speaker 2: Oh, maybe you can, because like people have, like, she
- 25:06Speaker 2: can't train anything, She can't train her own self.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Uh uh, because people have you know, free roaming rabbits
- 25:12Speaker 1: and they are taught to go into their little enclosure
- 25:14Speaker 1: and poop there, right, you know.
- 25:16Speaker 2: And burrs are pretty smart. But you know, I guess
- 25:19Speaker 2: the time that you get the breed, Yeah.
- 25:22Speaker 1: You can train it. But I mean, Martha does not
- 25:24Speaker 1: look like she's like mommy training too. No, No, she
- 25:28Speaker 1: lets this magpie maybe possibly pecketrnick her friend's eyeballs. Y'all.
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- 27:21Speaker 1: a hard five years. She had a very bad breakup
- 27:24Speaker 1: and then when she was finally better in getting over it,
- 27:27Speaker 1: she had this like stalker outside of her house that
- 27:30Speaker 1: was harassing her and she had to move. And we
- 27:32Speaker 1: see a headline about the schizophrenic man that wouldn't leave
- 27:35Speaker 1: her alone outside of her house. She just attracts all
- 27:39Speaker 1: the wrong men. She she really needs like a spiritual cleansing. Yeah,
- 27:44Speaker 1: she's got a bad jujuwanna. And she says she had
- 27:47Speaker 1: a wonderful flat before, but then she had to move
- 27:50Speaker 1: to the gartage. And she says she's telling Mimi she
- 27:53Speaker 1: can only afford to work on the sitting room right now,
- 27:55Speaker 1: and she only has like two and a half grand
- 27:58Speaker 1: to work on it, and Mimi goes, that's let's start there.
- 28:01Speaker 1: You know, we're working on it and we can do it.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Martha tells us when she left her husband, Sir George Sitwell,
- 28:07Speaker 1: they were married from two thousand and seven to twenty seventeen.
- 28:12Speaker 1: She wanted to leave her husband honorably, but it was
- 28:15Speaker 1: hard to get legal representation, but he had all these
- 28:18Speaker 1: big lawyers, so all she got to keep was her
- 28:20Speaker 1: title girl Fuck, a title because I cannot be broke.
- 28:25Speaker 1: I can't do it, Mary Payne, like broke me is
- 28:28Speaker 1: not cute. No, and broke Martha's not cute. She is struggling,
- 28:33Speaker 1: like she really need into a thalon quickly. She's struggling,
- 28:37Speaker 1: and she says, old Martha would have just been picked
- 28:39Speaker 1: up by another man. But now I really want to
- 28:41Speaker 1: try to do this myself. Well, I don't want to
- 28:43Speaker 1: say it, Martha. It might be better for you to get.
- 28:46Speaker 2: That's our only hope in life, because what can she
- 28:48Speaker 2: do other than get a man.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I don't know. It's rough, it's wrong, all right. Now
- 28:53Speaker 1: we're Miss's house and Miss as therapist Rue comes over.
- 29:00Speaker 1: She tells us she has two kids with two men.
- 29:03Speaker 1: She needs to figure out herself and her life. The
- 29:06Speaker 1: first guy she was with, the footballer Andrews Lindegard. He
- 29:09Speaker 1: gave her everything. She had a gorgeous house, a wonderful life,
- 29:12Speaker 1: made her happy, but she was very bored. Then she
- 29:15Speaker 1: met the fun beored and rich. She was young at
- 29:18Speaker 1: the time. She also, she's rich, I'll never be bored.
- 29:22Speaker 1: But she's a world famous model. So she felt like,
- 29:25Speaker 1: you know what I mean, she's not It's a different
- 29:27Speaker 1: kind of mindset than what we have. So then she
- 29:30Speaker 1: met the fun guy, Jake Hall. Now I don't know
- 29:33Speaker 1: anything about this guy, so somebody let me know if
- 29:35Speaker 1: if it's supposed to be like Jake Halls, just like
- 29:37Speaker 1: Harry Styles, like am I supposed to know him? I
- 29:39Speaker 1: don't know him. But he was super toxic. The relationship
- 29:42Speaker 1: was horrible. It was draining her soul. And she's come
- 29:46Speaker 1: to realize that her father was like this, very toxic,
- 29:49Speaker 1: very chaotic, and so maybe that's why she accepted attracted. Yeah,
- 29:53Speaker 1: but now she's in therapy and she's trying to work
- 29:56Speaker 1: it out, and she tells Rue, I want to be
- 29:58Speaker 1: proud of myself. I want to authentic. I want to
- 30:01Speaker 1: feel secure, you know, in myself. Good for her, good
- 30:05Speaker 1: for her. We'd like miss Hay. I do like her.
- 30:09Speaker 1: She's like all and she's pretty like me. Like she
- 30:12Speaker 1: hevery time about Sarah's It's like she wras see so
- 30:14Speaker 1: much of me, you know, super model of the world,
- 30:17Speaker 1: you know, just you know.
- 30:18Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding, but no, I like her because
- 30:20Speaker 2: she's very, very She's calmer than the rest of them.
- 30:23Speaker 1: And she's trying to high. Yeah, she's like, I'm in therapy,
- 30:27Speaker 1: therefore I think everyone should be, you know. Yeah, Martha
- 30:30Speaker 1: most definitely needs to hook up with Rue. Marth, not Rubaul.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Rue the therapist. Ruaul also could maybe help her. He
- 30:38Speaker 1: can help her with that hair. So Margo goes to
- 30:42Speaker 1: the park with her nanny and the baby. Della is
- 30:45Speaker 1: one and a half now. Margot and Martha are best friends.
- 30:48Speaker 1: But for some reason, Martha has never met this baby.
- 30:51Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that Margo has been living in the States.
- 30:53Speaker 1: I think this baby, I think that they're just now
- 30:56Speaker 1: coming back because she's got a job our TV show. Yeah,
- 31:01Speaker 1: Marco says, I'm a different person coming back to London.
- 31:04Speaker 1: I don't drink anymore. Martha Sitwell broke me. She and Mark.
- 31:11Speaker 1: That was so funny. Martha's like, well door like she says.
- 31:15Speaker 1: She went with Martha and one of her boyfriends for
- 31:18Speaker 1: a week in a visa and another week grouse shooting.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck that is. Yeah, and she was so
- 31:23Speaker 1: full of alcohol she was crying straight vodka on the
- 31:26Speaker 1: plane on the way home. Holy shit. And she decided
- 31:30Speaker 1: she could not do this anymore and decided to quit.
- 31:33Speaker 2: It happens, Yeah, it happens, and sometimes it's just that
- 31:36Speaker 2: one thing that happens, like I cannot do this anymore.
- 31:39Speaker 1: But this is that was it? That was it. I
- 31:40Speaker 1: went out with the bang yep. And Martha comes to
- 31:45Speaker 1: the park and meets Della and is you know, it's
- 31:47Speaker 1: very cute.
- 31:48Speaker 2: And then a good person because she brought that baby
- 31:50Speaker 2: a gift. She's got a good heart.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Well, she knows what to she knows her etiquette. You know,
- 31:56Speaker 1: I don't think she knows etiqutte etquette. Oh I think
- 31:59Speaker 1: she does. I think you'd be fine in any room
- 32:01Speaker 1: and could act completely normal, like a chameleion, like where
- 32:04Speaker 1: yeah go in? Okay? Yeah, So we find out that
- 32:09Speaker 1: Margo's budget for a rental is fifty thousand dollars a month.
- 32:14Speaker 1: That is insane. And remember that other place she was
- 32:17Speaker 1: looking at was like two hundred and ninety thousand dollars
- 32:20Speaker 1: a month. Fifty thousand dollars a month. You should live
- 32:24Speaker 1: somewhere you should be able to find something you should
- 32:26Speaker 1: failed to find. Holy shit. Yeah. So Martha is telling
- 32:31Speaker 1: her about how Mimi came over and they're going to
- 32:33Speaker 1: work on the grottage, and she goes, I met this
- 32:36Speaker 1: nice painter in the park and so I gave him
- 32:39Speaker 1: some money. So he's going to start to do the work.
- 32:41Speaker 1: And Margaret goes, what why are you doing that? Like,
- 32:44Speaker 1: why did you give him money before he for supply? Yeah? Yeah,
- 32:48Speaker 1: she goes, no, he needed and she's like, oh my gosh,
- 32:51Speaker 1: who First of all, why were you even talking to him, right?
- 32:56Speaker 1: Why are you stranger? Yeah? And she probably told him
- 33:01Speaker 1: all about her life, right, and that she needed to
- 33:04Speaker 1: redo this a grottage, a grottage, and he's like, oh, well,
- 33:09Speaker 1: let me tell you what I could do. She just
- 33:11Speaker 1: hands the gout money, no contract, crazy, no nothing, nothing.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Oh she needs she needs a nanny, she needs a conservatorship.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Yes she is. So now we see miss A and
- 33:24Speaker 1: Martha are headed to Dora's party, Dari's party, and Missy says,
- 33:30Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to say something to Micah about
- 33:34Speaker 1: what Dara said, Like, I can't keep it in. It's terrible.
- 33:36Speaker 1: She thinks that's her best friend. And what I really
- 33:38Speaker 1: hope is that Dora will apologize and we can all
- 33:41Speaker 1: move on from it. But it's just eating me up. Now.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Would you have told Michaeh what Darrow said, Yes, privately,
- 33:48Speaker 1: but not in a public setting. I agree. I would
- 33:51Speaker 1: have told her. I would have been like, you think
- 33:53Speaker 1: this girl's your best friend? She's calling you cringe embarrassing,
- 33:56Speaker 1: fake life, like she is dogging the shit out of you.
- 33:59Speaker 2: Well, there's the thing about it is that it's written
- 34:02Speaker 2: all over Dara's face, but Michael just has on fucking blinders.
- 34:05Speaker 1: She can't see it. I agree, I agree. But it's
- 34:08Speaker 1: interesting because Martha and Margo meet Dara for the first time.
- 34:12Speaker 1: They don't know her. All of him are meeting her
- 34:14Speaker 1: for like the first time. Yeah, it's ama like none
- 34:18Speaker 1: of them can me She's not met these people before. No,
- 34:22Speaker 1: but they're all going for the show. They're all like, oh,
- 34:24Speaker 1: for the show, like, oh, we can't wait to meet her,
- 34:26Speaker 1: and they're trying to get this stoop on her and
- 34:27Speaker 1: someone's like I've heard she's a madow and then they're
- 34:29Speaker 1: running with it. I would love to have that rumor
- 34:31Speaker 1: growing around about me. So these other friends arrive and
- 34:36Speaker 1: Margo asked the one girl, now, how do you know Dara?
- 34:39Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, I guess I'm a fan and
- 34:44Speaker 1: I found her online and I'm a fan. What what?
- 34:49Speaker 1: And another woman says, oh, we love Dara because she
- 34:53Speaker 1: puts people together, especially beautiful and intelligent women. Huh huh.
- 35:00Speaker 1: She just sounds like a goddamn madam to me. And
- 35:03Speaker 1: the talking Damn, I'm just saying talking to Martha goes
- 35:06Speaker 1: after hearing this, I'm not I'm not convinced she's not
- 35:08Speaker 1: a madam. I mean, it's quite weird, like she met
- 35:12Speaker 1: these people, went on Instagram and invited them to come
- 35:15Speaker 1: to this filming.
- 35:17Speaker 2: It's weird, all these people of high status, including royalty.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interestingly weird, very weird. So Margo says, I
- 35:28Speaker 1: like Dara right away. I think she could be a madam.
- 35:30Speaker 1: She's got the skills, she's got this, she's very easy
- 35:33Speaker 1: to talk to. It's funny. Mark and Mark Francis and
- 35:39Speaker 1: Kimmy arrive and they say, Emma is coming. She you know,
- 35:42Speaker 1: she had to go to another event, like she literally
- 35:43Speaker 1: was at Kensington Palace. So Dara welcomes them and says,
- 35:48Speaker 1: I just want to welcome all of you women here
- 35:50Speaker 1: at Mark Frances Is like, oh, I guess I'm a woman,
- 35:53Speaker 1: and she says, I want to welcome all of you.
- 35:56Speaker 1: All of you here entrepreneurs, all of you have made
- 35:59Speaker 1: something out of nothing. All of us women here are
- 36:02Speaker 1: self made. And Margo goes, who is she talking to
- 36:08Speaker 1: as she looked around this table. Now we go. Mark
- 36:11Speaker 1: Francis the son of a Russian princess and an Italian businessman,
- 36:17Speaker 1: Lottie daughter of a tech investor. Kimmy father was a
- 36:21Speaker 1: shipping entrepreneur, Martha father was a famous entrepreneur. And then
- 36:26Speaker 1: of course Emma has married into this royalty.
- 36:30Speaker 2: So basically she should have invited all the dads to
- 36:33Speaker 2: this dinner because that's where all the money and status
- 36:35Speaker 2: is really coming from.
- 36:36Speaker 1: But it's like, is Dara trying to say, because these
- 36:39Speaker 1: fans of hers are from Instagram that are there, they're
- 36:42Speaker 1: all self made women and they follow her because she's
- 36:44Speaker 1: an entrepreneur. But this is what's something really interesting that
- 36:48Speaker 1: Kate Casey and I talked about last week in England.
- 36:51Speaker 1: It's more important for you to have status that you
- 36:55Speaker 1: were born born into. Yeah, of course, whereas an America,
- 37:00Speaker 1: we value people that are self made and have made
- 37:03Speaker 1: them so out of nothing, so it's very opposite. Right,
- 37:06Speaker 1: So Dara, I think she's giving everyone a compliment, but
- 37:09Speaker 1: they're like, oh, gross, yeah, self made, they're nasty.
- 37:12Speaker 2: There's certain parts of the state where it's better to
- 37:15Speaker 2: come from all money. But money is just the thing
- 37:20Speaker 2: to have, you know what I mean. But sometimes people
- 37:22Speaker 2: will say it's better to come from all money. But
- 37:24Speaker 2: you're right, like, these people are not self made.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I don't know what is she talking about. It's weird.
- 37:31Speaker 1: It's weird. And even Mark Francis like, oh, I didn't
- 37:33Speaker 1: know I was a self made lady. Oh my goodness.
- 37:35Speaker 2: It just made that guy's just telling you she knows
- 37:37Speaker 2: nothing about these people nothing.
- 37:39Speaker 1: She didn't even research them or anything. So they're looking
- 37:43Speaker 1: at the food options. They're doing a toast, and Missy says,
- 37:47Speaker 1: I'm torn because here's Dara toasting to amazing women, but
- 37:51Speaker 1: she's trashing women behind closed doors, her best friend, even
- 37:55Speaker 1: best friend. Yeah. So Missy leans over to Dara, and
- 37:59Speaker 1: I thought the two of them were talking, but everyone's listening,
- 38:02Speaker 1: and Missy says, I really want to thank you for
- 38:04Speaker 1: inviting me and having me here, but you know, you
- 38:06Speaker 1: put me in a very shitty position because you were
- 38:09Speaker 1: talking bad about your friend, saying your friend Micah is
- 38:13Speaker 1: a bit cringe and that she gave you these walkie
- 38:17Speaker 1: talkies and it was really embarrassing, and you put me
- 38:20Speaker 1: in a bad position because I would never want my
- 38:22Speaker 1: friend to talk about that, talk about me like that,
- 38:26Speaker 1: And Dara goes, what, Micah is my sister. I love
- 38:31Speaker 1: the walking talkies. Micah is my best friend. I don't
- 38:35Speaker 1: think this conversation is necessary. Let's just have some nice food.
- 38:40Speaker 2: So let's say someone she'd check me at the table,
- 38:44Speaker 2: uh huh okay.
- 38:46Speaker 1: And I know that I said this. I would have like, bitch,
- 38:49Speaker 1: can you and I go outside and talk for a minute,
- 38:51Speaker 1: like what are you doing here? Like you need to leave?
- 38:54Speaker 2: But she's so like delusional and all about herself. She
- 38:58Speaker 2: thinks she could just say something real quick and move on.
- 39:01Speaker 1: I think that's what she does with Micah. I think
- 39:03Speaker 1: she dismisses Michael lets her exactly. Yeah, So Lottie and
- 39:08Speaker 1: Missy go to the bathroom because Missy's like, I'm so embarrassed.
- 39:11Speaker 1: She goes, she's trying to make me look like I'm crazy,
- 39:13Speaker 1: and I feel like Micah is under some sort of
- 39:15Speaker 1: mind control of Dara that like, now I look like
- 39:18Speaker 1: I'm nuts for bringing this up. And in the talking
- 39:21Speaker 1: to him, Micah says, I've never been so embarrassed in
- 39:24Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, and I do believe what Missy said.
- 39:28Speaker 1: I've known her for twenty four years. I don't recognize
- 39:31Speaker 1: my best friend. And the word cringe is something that
- 39:34Speaker 1: Dara says all the time, and it's quite an American term,
- 39:38Speaker 1: that's right.
- 39:38Speaker 2: And then how would she know about the pink walkie
- 39:40Speaker 2: talk which I think that is really fucking cool, the.
- 39:43Speaker 1: Pink walkie talkie thing, Like she had to have set
- 39:45Speaker 1: had a conversation with her. Yeah, I was glad that
- 39:47Speaker 1: Micah immediately believed Missy. Me too. So Micah goes up
- 39:53Speaker 1: to Dara and goes, hey, when we're done with this course,
- 39:55Speaker 1: can we talk? And she just turns back and goes, no, babe,
- 39:59Speaker 1: and then his dester and goes, love you, I'll talk
- 40:01Speaker 1: to you later. That's something I madam will do. The
- 40:04Speaker 1: no babe is so dismissive. It is it's something a
- 40:07Speaker 1: madam will do. Let me give you a kiss, make
- 40:09Speaker 1: you feel good. About yourself. Now you go back and
- 40:10Speaker 1: sit over there and be a good girl. Yeah, it
- 40:13Speaker 1: was interesting. So and it's interesting too that Micah, who
- 40:17Speaker 1: we think you know is a strong woman, is just
- 40:20Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, yep. So then Dora walks back to
- 40:26Speaker 1: like the kitchen area where the production is set up
- 40:28Speaker 1: and says to a producer, yeah, I don't think I'm
- 40:30Speaker 1: made for this, babe, Like this is just not me.
- 40:33Speaker 1: You know. I love Micah, but she doesn't have my
- 40:36Speaker 1: experience as a public figure of being thrown under the bus.
- 40:39Speaker 1: And like, I did say those things because I had
- 40:43Speaker 1: just been filmed. I did say those things. Then why
- 40:46Speaker 1: not just admit to it at the table that you
- 40:48Speaker 1: said those things? It's not I mean, I was in
- 40:51Speaker 1: a mood show. I was in a moody. You had
- 40:53Speaker 1: bugged me that day. I was annoyed that day. I was,
- 40:56Speaker 1: and I shouldn't have. I did say it. I'm so sorry,
- 40:59Speaker 1: And they could have asked that could have worked it out. Yeah. Yeah.
- 41:03Speaker 1: So one of Dara's friends at the table tries to
- 41:06Speaker 1: go after Missy, is like, let's not talk about Dara
- 41:08Speaker 1: when she's not at the table, and Missy's like, who
- 41:10Speaker 1: the fuck are you, you.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Know, like girl Instagram soccer. Shut up and sit down
- 41:14Speaker 2: there and eat.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Your free food. Yeah. So Dara goes back to the
- 41:17Speaker 1: room and Missy goes, Dar, you need Dar, you need
- 41:21Speaker 1: to tell the truth. Tell the truth. And Derek goes,
- 41:24Speaker 1: I did not say those things, and they go, this
- 41:26Speaker 1: is five minutes earlier. I did say those things. Yep.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Crazy behavior, yep. So talkinghead Kimmy goes, oh my goodness, Dara,
- 41:35Speaker 1: she's a two faced beach and she's a social climber.
- 41:40Speaker 1: And the talking head Mark Francis goes, it would be
- 41:42Speaker 1: nice to call Dara a social climber because that would
- 41:44Speaker 1: indicate she has some climbing ability and she does not.
- 41:49Speaker 1: The shade of it all, I love him, I love him,
- 41:53Speaker 1: Mark says, listen, I think we should celebrate our differences here.
- 41:57Speaker 1: We should all have a sense of humor. He's trying
- 41:58Speaker 1: to change the subject, right, and he's like, she's calling
- 42:01Speaker 1: me a liar, and Martha goes, okay, Shane's the subject.
- 42:04Speaker 1: I heard a rumor that you're a madam, Dora. Not
- 42:09Speaker 1: only are you a liar, but you're also a madam.
- 42:11Speaker 1: And she goes, but I thought it was an awesome
- 42:13Speaker 1: rumor and I spread it. I thought it was amazing.
- 42:17Speaker 2: I've never seen people and mis spreading a rumor so
- 42:19Speaker 2: much in my life.
- 42:20Speaker 1: I love it like I did start the rumor. I did.
- 42:22Speaker 1: I didn't say anything I spread. Not these Brits, No,
- 42:26Speaker 1: they're like I said it. It was so fun. And
- 42:29Speaker 1: Dora says, yeah, that's not true. You know, I'm an
- 42:32Speaker 1: architect and I run two businesses. And Mark Linge's ever
- 42:36Speaker 1: been missy and goes, the truth is obvious. Don't worry
- 42:39Speaker 1: about it. Nobody, you know, believes everybody knows that she
- 42:42Speaker 1: said it. Yes, So Margaret goes, you know, actually, Micah,
- 42:46Speaker 1: I'd like to know how you feel. And Micah goes, well,
- 42:49Speaker 1: I'm hurt and I'm stunned because this is my best
- 42:52Speaker 1: friend and I'm very loyal, and I think Dara and
- 42:56Speaker 1: I need to talk. And Dara goes, of course, she's upset.
- 42:59Speaker 1: You got cut cut cut cut cut. I think I
- 43:03Speaker 1: just need to stop step out of being on this
- 43:05Speaker 1: TV show. I'm truly sorry to disappoint everyone. This is
- 43:08Speaker 1: not for me. She tried to pull a Bravo Bravo,
- 43:11Speaker 1: fucking Bravo. We of all the reality TV shows that
- 43:16Speaker 1: I have seen.
- 43:16Speaker 2: The most that we get is take this mic off,
- 43:19Speaker 2: take it off, take it off. I'm not now, We've
- 43:21Speaker 2: never seen someone just full on quit the show.
- 43:24Speaker 1: Right at the dinner, right there in the middle of it.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Not just the dinner table, her dinner table, this is
- 43:30Speaker 1: her party. You're right, you're right, and she quits the
- 43:34Speaker 1: show at her own party leaves. I thought it was
- 43:36Speaker 1: interesting when she walked back and talked to production. I
- 43:39Speaker 1: think they probably were like, okay, well, we just need
- 43:41Speaker 1: you to finish out this scene and then we'll let
- 43:43Speaker 1: you go. And then she was like, nope, cut cut,
- 43:46Speaker 1: cut you would have Are you gonna pay the bill? Like?
- 43:49Speaker 1: Are we do? We have to pay for our own foot?
- 43:51Speaker 1: Like what is she left her own party? It's crazy behavior. Yes,
- 43:57Speaker 1: the talking head Ma goes, you can't just leave when
- 44:00Speaker 1: you don't get your own ways, so childish. It is childish,
- 44:03Speaker 1: and Mark Francis says, Darling, she can go ahead and leave.
- 44:07Speaker 1: You can't cut anything You've already been cut. It's true
- 44:12Speaker 1: because no one likes her or no one's falling for
- 44:14Speaker 1: her book. She knew that she had lost. She knows.
- 44:18Speaker 1: She's like, there's nothing I can do. Yeah. First scene
- 44:20Speaker 1: in Gotta Quit Now you're the villain, yep, and the
- 44:24Speaker 1: talking head and Missy says, well she may as well,
- 44:26Speaker 1: you know, just be gone because this is terrible. Black
- 44:29Speaker 1: Screen of Death tells us Dara decides to leave the
- 44:32Speaker 1: friend group. Well, this is not a friend group. These
- 44:34Speaker 1: are not her friends. This is just the darr decided
- 44:36Speaker 1: to leave the show. Yes, yeah, exactly. Talking head. Micah goes,
- 44:41Speaker 1: I've cried more times about Dora. I've cried more times
- 44:45Speaker 1: about Dara more than anything in my life. I feel
- 44:47Speaker 1: like I really lost a family member. Our friendship will
- 44:50Speaker 1: never be what it was. And she was on watching
- 44:52Speaker 1: about was Lives and she was like, no, we're not
- 44:54Speaker 1: friends anymore. Like after seeing I would have been so
- 44:58Speaker 1: upset as she would have said that they were friends. Like,
- 45:00Speaker 1: I don't think this girl was you know what.
- 45:02Speaker 2: She probably did Darrow's homework when they were in college.
- 45:06Speaker 1: She's probably the reason Drek got to go to Harvard.
- 45:08Speaker 1: She's the test for you. You're probably right. I think
- 45:12Speaker 1: she probably liked her initially in college and then thought
- 45:15Speaker 1: she was annoying and just kept her on. Especially when
- 45:19Speaker 1: Micah marys this, you know, Swiss private equity banker and
- 45:22Speaker 1: all that. Yep, I agree, yep. All right, well let's
- 45:26Speaker 1: move on to episode three. Okay, so this is season four,
- 45:31Speaker 1: Episode three, Whining in the Rain, And you guys remember
- 45:36Speaker 1: we didn't get to cover both of these last week,
- 45:39Speaker 1: so we are catching up next week. Of course we'll
- 45:41Speaker 1: only be episode four. So Kimmy, Lottie and Micah they
- 45:46Speaker 1: go to a notting Hill bakery. They talk about the
- 45:48Speaker 1: various neighborhoods. You know. I love how they've explained all
- 45:52Speaker 1: of it.
- 45:52Speaker 2: It kind of like sounded real New York, like, you know,
- 45:54Speaker 2: so soon as to go to the Bronx, to go
- 45:56Speaker 2: to Brooklyn for hair, But I gotta tell you it
- 46:00Speaker 2: was the bakery and the things that they ordered that
- 46:02Speaker 2: just a mouth of watering.
- 46:03Speaker 1: The bakery looked beautiful, and I love how. I love
- 46:06Speaker 1: how they're just so like dressed and coordinated and everything,
- 46:10Speaker 1: and that's really how they do in Europe. Keisha like
- 46:13Speaker 1: no money, goes out in like a sweatpant like seeing
- 46:16Speaker 1: Missy this week, and like a Lululemon legging with some
- 46:19Speaker 1: tennis shoes. She's only really in that because she was exercising,
- 46:22Speaker 1: Like you do not wear ath leisure for any reason.
- 46:26Speaker 2: This was the episode where Kimmy had on that green glass.
- 46:31Speaker 1: Yes, it was everything. I'm like, oh, man, to hang
- 46:35Speaker 1: out with these guys, Yeah that you would. You would
- 46:38Speaker 1: be great because you love to get dressed up for everything. Yeah,
- 46:41Speaker 1: thank you, Mary Paint. That wasn't a compliment, but it
- 46:44Speaker 1: came off like a compliment. It was a compliment. Oh
- 46:46Speaker 1: it was a compliment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, you Marry Paine.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Thank you. Wait till you see what I'm gonna wear
- 46:52Speaker 1: to our little meet and greet if we have a
- 46:54Speaker 1: meet and greet, Oh in October? Okay, oh lord, you're
- 46:58Speaker 1: gonna wear that crown maybe. Okay. So they go to
- 47:06Speaker 1: this bakery and they talk about the dinner party and
- 47:10Speaker 1: how Missy got blamed, you know, for saying the thing
- 47:14Speaker 1: and the talk of head. Micah says, you know, I've
- 47:17Speaker 1: kind of heard it for years that Darra talked about me,
- 47:21Speaker 1: but I never believed it. And it's crazy that it
- 47:24Speaker 1: took Missy saying it to make me believed it, because
- 47:27Speaker 1: I think I always just hoped it wasn't true.
- 47:29Speaker 2: So it's always that one last thing that that doesn't
- 47:34Speaker 2: And I've had friendships like this too that people were like,
- 47:37Speaker 2: did you hear what she just said? It was rude,
- 47:40Speaker 2: but you didn't clock it as being rude, right, And
- 47:43Speaker 2: that went on for years and years and years, and
- 47:45Speaker 2: one time that friend said it one time and it
- 47:48Speaker 2: all came to me.
- 47:48Speaker 1: I never talked to her again. Yeah, I'm like, I'm done,
- 47:52Speaker 1: like everything I have been having on blinders. And I
- 47:54Speaker 1: think this was her awakening right there.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Yes, like the way she looks, she looks so small
- 47:59Speaker 2: and proud, well, just like she's about to break at
- 48:01Speaker 2: any I just want to give her a hug, but
- 48:03Speaker 2: I don't think they hug.
- 48:05Speaker 1: Oh no, they are. It's kind of occurred to me
- 48:09Speaker 1: too at the dinner party at Dara's dinner party, when
- 48:12Speaker 1: Micah and Darre greet each other and they do the
- 48:15Speaker 1: air kiss on the side, and like how weird, Like
- 48:16Speaker 1: two girls went to the University of Florida now live
- 48:19Speaker 1: in London and are air kissing each other. Like that's yeah,
- 48:22Speaker 1: you probably used to do in Keg stands. So Micah says,
- 48:26Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. I didn't know what to say.
- 48:29Speaker 1: And they're like, Dora should be embarrassed, not you. You didn't
- 48:33Speaker 1: do anything, and Kimmy says, maybe you're just too nice
- 48:36Speaker 1: and people take advantage of you, and Michael says, yeah,
- 48:40Speaker 1: but I do actually want to talk to Dara, and
- 48:43Speaker 1: Kimmy goes tell her you'll only talk to her by
- 48:45Speaker 1: walkie talkie. That was hilarious. Gotcha you are so. Missy
- 48:55Speaker 1: is at her little place in London. She says she's
- 48:58Speaker 1: very proud of her two bedroom flat in London, even
- 49:00Speaker 1: though she's lived in big homes. Her son lives with
- 49:03Speaker 1: his dad in Copenhagen, but her daughter lives with her
- 49:06Speaker 1: in London. I'd like to know why as well. That's
- 49:09Speaker 1: the foot that's the full time. That's the footballer who
- 49:13Speaker 1: she said was toxic. No, the second guy was toxic.
- 49:16Speaker 1: That's who has just daughter and guy h No. No.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Number one. Number one was the footballer who she had
- 49:24Speaker 1: a stable life, has the son, but she was bored.
- 49:28Speaker 1: She was bored. Then she got with the fun guy
- 49:31Speaker 1: Jake and had the daughter and that's yeah, okay. Maybe
- 49:35Speaker 1: the son lives with the dad because he has more money,
- 49:38Speaker 1: is more stable. I don't know, but I want to
- 49:41Speaker 1: know how often she sees him because I don't like that,
- 49:43Speaker 1: because I didn't like it. Either because I'm like, and
- 49:46Speaker 1: I know this may sound bad, I just think kids
- 49:48Speaker 1: should be with their moms. Well I do too, so
- 49:50Speaker 1: I just especially she's got her daughter. I don't know.
- 49:53Speaker 2: She only has two bedrooms, so it's not like he
- 49:55Speaker 2: must be there every weekend, right.
- 49:57Speaker 1: I need to know more. I need to know more.
- 50:00Speaker 1: So she calls and she's inviting the group to go
- 50:02Speaker 1: to a winery outside of London. She says she kind
- 50:04Speaker 1: of wants to do a reset with the group after
- 50:07Speaker 1: Dar's dinner party. Now we see a very sad scene
- 50:10Speaker 1: of Martha going to her storage unit. Oh my god,
- 50:14Speaker 1: she's going through her hats. Margo, you know, her best
- 50:17Speaker 1: friend goes to meet her. Martha's crying about the hat.
- 50:20Speaker 2: But wait a minute, Margot Ky riding on a bike
- 50:23Speaker 2: number one, Yes, dressed for every single season of the year.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Jesse thin.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Kay, She says, you never know you know so, And
- 50:32Speaker 2: now later on in an episode, we get it.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Yeah, like, okay, we literally the weather's crazy o. Yeah.
- 50:38Speaker 1: So in her talkie Kad, Martha tells us she was
- 50:42Speaker 1: left penniless and she hopes this is the last time
- 50:45Speaker 1: she has to rebuild. She wants to get some of
- 50:48Speaker 1: her things there because she's doing the apartment. And she says,
- 50:51Speaker 1: I feel like a failure. I don't have my life
- 50:53Speaker 1: together at age forty five. Hold on, I got to
- 50:56Speaker 1: ask you this. Okay.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Now, she says she's penniless. Right, we know she did
- 51:00Speaker 2: not get any money.
- 51:01Speaker 1: From her divorces. Uh huh, But didn't she come for
- 51:05Speaker 1: family money? Does she just blow? Did she not get
- 51:07Speaker 1: left in inheritance or her parents dead? They can't help
- 51:10Speaker 1: her out? Where's the family money? I think she I
- 51:14Speaker 1: think she lives probably on like her family money. But
- 51:16Speaker 1: she's like, that's all she's got. She'd have any money
- 51:19Speaker 1: coming in just like that, probably a little bit a month,
- 51:21Speaker 1: if I had to guess. Okay, okay, and maybe when
- 51:25Speaker 1: they have their reunion, like we'll get more into it
- 51:26Speaker 1: or maybe in the as the series goes, so she
- 51:31Speaker 1: is putting on these various hats, and she says, and
- 51:34Speaker 1: you know that. She goes, I want to keep Polly's hats,
- 51:37Speaker 1: and Margo goes, just keep one, and she says, well,
- 51:40Speaker 1: Polly's not with me anymore. I'll never have any more
- 51:43Speaker 1: of Polly's things. She says she had two sisters, Clementine
- 51:48Speaker 1: and Polly. Polly died by n alliving herself in twenty thirteen.
- 51:54Speaker 1: She had bipolar disorder. She said she had a very
- 51:57Speaker 1: challenging relationship with her sister, her oldest sister, Polly, and
- 52:00Speaker 1: she's just crying, she's going through Polly's a mess, going
- 52:03Speaker 1: through her Dad's thinks she's just hysterical. She is depressed, yes,
- 52:10Speaker 1: but she wears a very good mask. Yes, it's a
- 52:13Speaker 1: step up her lip British, yeah, all that. Yeah. And
- 52:17Speaker 1: then they start talking about the house painter and she goes,
- 52:19Speaker 1: how do you even know this guy's a contractor? And
- 52:21Speaker 1: she goes, well, he came over and told me what
- 52:23Speaker 1: he was gonna do, and I gave him the keys.
- 52:25Speaker 1: But oh my god, but now he says he's not
- 52:28Speaker 1: going to do the job. Why would you give him
- 52:32Speaker 1: a key. Margo goes, what do you mean? He could
- 52:36Speaker 1: have had copies made, So now you're gonna have to
- 52:38Speaker 1: like you do all your keys. And she says, Martha,
- 52:42Speaker 1: what is wrong to you? Like you know enough about
- 52:45Speaker 1: us having a full on stalker. It was like in
- 52:48Speaker 1: the newspaper, like a full stalker situation. To do this?
- 52:52Speaker 1: Do you do this shit on purpose? And Martha said,
- 52:55Speaker 1: I was stunned that she gave this guy. Oh, in
- 53:00Speaker 1: my head, was probably half homeless. Yeah, one of my
- 53:05Speaker 1: friends from high school came and painted our house. Yeah,
- 53:09Speaker 1: one of us was here the whole time. And I
- 53:11Speaker 1: totally trust her, but I would not give her a
- 53:12Speaker 1: key to my house. It's crazy. That's it's crazy. And
- 53:17Speaker 1: Margot gets so mad because I think, Yeah, there's so
- 53:20Speaker 1: much more here that we don't know that Margot has
- 53:22Speaker 1: been through so much with Martha, because Martha has been
- 53:25Speaker 1: up and down and up and down. And Margot goes, Martha,
- 53:28Speaker 1: do you do this shit on purpose? Right? And she goes, no,
- 53:31Speaker 1: I just darling, And she says, if you're gonna keep
- 53:34Speaker 1: doing this shit, I'm gonna have to step back from
- 53:36Speaker 1: our friendship. I can't come and find you dead in
- 53:38Speaker 1: your house because you do stupid shit like this. I
- 53:40Speaker 1: get it, and it's tough love, it's hard. And talking
- 53:44Speaker 1: to him, Margot goes, she has the life experience to
- 53:48Speaker 1: know not to trust these strangers, but she keeps doing it,
- 53:52Speaker 1: like what is it? And Martha says, but I just
- 53:56Speaker 1: don't want to be a horrible, puster person who doesn't
- 53:59Speaker 1: trust because I have bad life experiences, and Margaret goes, no,
- 54:03Speaker 1: that's not what this is. You have to care more
- 54:05Speaker 1: about yourself than other people. So I think Martha's whole
- 54:10Speaker 1: point as well. He said he was a painter, and
- 54:11Speaker 1: I didn't want to be a bad person and not
- 54:13Speaker 1: trust him. Well, can you give me references? Do you
- 54:17Speaker 1: just websites? You have an Instagram page like I just can't.
- 54:21Speaker 1: The money is one thing, but the key to her
- 54:24Speaker 1: house she's a single woman. Yeah, I mean she.
- 54:27Speaker 2: Probably has trying that damn birth to put people's eyes.
- 54:30Speaker 1: I was still right, this is very very dangerous. I
- 54:34Speaker 1: I don't know. Margaret says, you have to care more
- 54:36Speaker 1: about yourself than other people. I can't be this close
- 54:39Speaker 1: to someone on a suicide mission and you're gonna be
- 54:42Speaker 1: dead with nothing to show for it. And she's being
- 54:43Speaker 1: very mean, and she says to her, Martha, you've waited
- 54:48Speaker 1: your whole life for someone to come and take care
- 54:50Speaker 1: of you and they've never shown up. You have to
- 54:53Speaker 1: learn to take care of yourself. So harsh. I think
- 54:57Speaker 1: she should have set that part. Yeah, so I'm in
- 55:00Speaker 1: a middle park. Could have been trimmed a little bit
- 55:02Speaker 1: because it was a little bit mean. She started off good,
- 55:04Speaker 1: she ended kind of good, but the middle park was
- 55:06Speaker 1: kind of mean. I agree, but I get it. She's frustrated,
- 55:09Speaker 1: she's upset, she's scared. And again, we don't know how
- 55:12Speaker 1: many times Martha has done like this where Margo, Margo
- 55:17Speaker 1: and her husband have had to bail her out or
- 55:19Speaker 1: you know what I mean, things like that, I had
- 55:21Speaker 1: a friendship the same exact There was always something.
- 55:26Speaker 2: I mean, times are we have to bring a gun
- 55:28Speaker 2: with us? Yeah, it was always something. I'm just like,
- 55:31Speaker 2: this is you are the problem here?
- 55:34Speaker 1: You yes, yes, And Martha says, I'm trying to learn.
- 55:38Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn, but it's such a hard learning curve.
- 55:41Speaker 1: It's such a hard cause and it makes me so
- 55:43Speaker 1: angry that I trust people. And Margaret says, I.
- 55:46Speaker 2: Wage are Juilliard is Juilliard's school voice over, there you go.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Girl, But Margot says, I know that I was with her,
- 56:00Speaker 1: but like literally that's the only way to get through
- 56:03Speaker 1: to her. It's terrible. That's rough. So now we see
- 56:08Speaker 1: Lottie and her mom. They have the same face, exact
- 56:10Speaker 1: same face.
- 56:11Speaker 2: And again here we go with like another nineteen fifties,
- 56:15Speaker 2: nineteen sixties hairdoo.
- 56:17Speaker 1: With her mom. Hilarious, her mom, her mom.
- 56:21Speaker 2: Whole baby Russia was dressed and everything. I'm like, are
- 56:23Speaker 2: you a how were you the neighbor of Lucia Daisy?
- 56:27Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck do you have on? Yeah? Yeah,
- 56:32Speaker 1: So they're going to a baby store and they're looking
- 56:34Speaker 1: and Lottie tells us about her father and that they
- 56:38Speaker 1: were doing just fine, but then like basically her dad
- 56:41Speaker 1: got laid off from the industry. But and that made
- 56:44Speaker 1: them very wealthy from the severance package. Basically yeah, and
- 56:48Speaker 1: she says, and the class system in the UK is
- 56:50Speaker 1: what you're born into, not what you make. So we're
- 56:53Speaker 1: basically nuvou riche. So you're like, they have a lot
- 56:57Speaker 1: of money, but they're not like born into it already.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Care they talk about how Josha Joshua might be with
- 57:05Speaker 1: the baby. She was like, he's good with the cat,
- 57:08Speaker 1: he works a lot. You know, we don't know. He
- 57:11Speaker 1: better not put like a mustache on that baby. If
- 57:13Speaker 1: it's a boy. The boy's name is Ezra, so I
- 57:17Speaker 1: have to assume. Yeah. The only reason, the only reason
- 57:20Speaker 1: I know that is because when I was telling you
- 57:22Speaker 1: about that post of all of them posting at in
- 57:24Speaker 1: New York. He wrote under it like Ezra and I
- 57:28Speaker 1: are waiting for you to come home, like you look
- 57:29Speaker 1: great or something like that. Yeah, Okay. Kimmy and her
- 57:33Speaker 1: kids go to a pottery place called pitcha Potter Cute
- 57:38Speaker 1: Potra Amede is a Mimi and she talks more about
- 57:42Speaker 1: Mimi being on the spectrum and how she loves to
- 57:45Speaker 1: go and do things like this with her because if
- 57:47Speaker 1: Mibi can get really involved with doing things with their
- 57:49Speaker 1: hands and me me just talk a lot, right, she does. Yeah,
- 57:53Speaker 1: she she's she's not non verbal. Yeah, she's high excuse me,
- 57:57Speaker 1: high functioning. Yeah, because she's talking and making jokes all that.
- 58:01Speaker 1: And she says, you know, she and her ex Stewart
- 58:04Speaker 1: had a lot of ups and downs, and she's trying
- 58:06Speaker 1: to really turn the page on that because she knows
- 58:09Speaker 1: how it is when two parents have a bad relationship.
- 58:13Speaker 1: When her parents separated, she felt her mom blamed her
- 58:16Speaker 1: and her brother for the divorce. And she goes, which
- 58:19Speaker 1: is crazy because we were children. But when they were
- 58:22Speaker 1: around ten and eleven years old, dad came and took
- 58:25Speaker 1: them to live with him in Haiti Haiti.
- 58:29Speaker 2: Why yeah, well that later on that gets explained a
- 58:33Speaker 2: little bit more.
- 58:33Speaker 1: Why because we didn't know she was have Haitian. It's wild.
- 58:38Speaker 1: And she says her dad was very involved in the
- 58:41Speaker 1: blah blah blah regime. We see a picture of them,
- 58:43Speaker 1: sales sounds safe to me. It didn't sound safe. I
- 58:46Speaker 1: couldn't tell. Are you trying to say he was involved
- 58:49Speaker 1: in the mafia. Are you trying to say he was
- 58:51Speaker 1: in a group that overturned the government? Was he when
- 58:54Speaker 1: the legit government? I don't know enough about it, but
- 58:59Speaker 1: they were in Miami a lot. Basically, she didn't speak
- 59:03Speaker 1: to her mother for ten years, from like age ten
- 59:06Speaker 1: to twenty. No, me and my mom live in the
- 59:10Speaker 1: same house, Okay, I.
- 59:11Speaker 2: Know, and when she's at work, we probably tits four
- 59:17Speaker 2: to five times and there's always one phone call.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's insane to me. She says. You know,
- 59:23Speaker 1: my mother had her own issues. She was in her
- 59:25Speaker 1: twenty Yeah, she married the wrong guy. I never had
- 59:29Speaker 1: a strong maaternal presence in my life, so I really
- 59:31Speaker 1: didn't want to have kids for fear of fucking them up.
- 59:34Speaker 1: So then, you know, we go back to the story
- 59:36Speaker 1: where she'd do When she finally did decide, she and
- 59:38Speaker 1: Stuart were estranged, but they decide to do it together anyway.
- 59:40Speaker 1: So that kind of explains all that. Because her kids
- 59:43Speaker 1: are nine, and what did we say how old she is?
- 59:47Speaker 1: Who are we looking at Kimmy? I don't have Kimmy
- 59:51Speaker 1: on here of agents. May they get Kimmy's age? Oh yeah,
- 59:54Speaker 1: it's oh damn it. Okay, So now we go go
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: to Micah. Micah goes to meet with Dara again. They're
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: in similar outfits, but I don't know why. Micha's so
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: god damn dressed up. Michael looks like I don't know
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: formal event.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: But I loved both the outfits. I'm like, oh, that
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: jumpsuit Michael Hattle was bad.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, Michael, I mean, if you're
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: gonna go check a bitch, she didn't really check a bitch,
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: but she looks good. I find her hair to be
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: strange when she hasn't brushed back, it's like all the
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: color in the front, it doesn't blend well. So I
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: was thinking it's because she had the hat on. Could
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: be because.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: I know when I wear a hat, like when I
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: take it off, it looks lighter because my makeup has
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: been wiped off.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: A little bit. Yeah, that's what I thought that it was.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: But I could be totally long. Yeah, it could be.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: So Micah says, okay, so how you been doing whatever?
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: And Micah says, look, I don't feel great after we
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: last saw each other. I've been really holding on to that.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: And Derek goes, have you really for me personally? Like
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: me talking shit to Missy like that was deeply miscommunicated
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: and it wasn't a big deal, but it was a
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: big deal. She said it in front of all those people.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: That's what you got out of everything that happened was
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: that it was a big deal, not what you said
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: about your friend and that your friend's feeling is to hurt,
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: but that everyone heard it.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: This is crazy behavior. She there's what do you call
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: people who are like that? Narcissist? Yeah? Yeah, I think
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Know if she's a true narcissist, but she most definitely
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: has the traits.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Someone she's definitely some sort of like on it, like
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: disengaged or very what's the word I'm looking for where
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: you kind of go outside your body.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: Disengaged just like zoned out, like doesn't get it, just it.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Was weird, disassociated, disassociated okay, yeah, and Micah says, well,
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: can you imagine my shock? And Darren says, imagine my
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: shock was literally my mouth. I was dead. I'm like,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: is this bitch so for real? Right now? I didn't
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: get it at odd And Micah says, well, the negative
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: things were being said about me and the person I
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: would have leaned to across the table for comfort was
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: where the rudeness was coming from. Yes, And Dara's Babe,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: you know I stick up for you all the time.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I stuck up for you for that night at the
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: table like I did. I said you were my best friend,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: but it was a lie. And then talking head Micah says,
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Dara is denying this, like, don't believe those people, but
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I do believe those people good for you. So Dara says,
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: I didn't say anything to Missy. She must have overheard it.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: I mean, you could trust me, for Christ's sakes. So
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Dara says, I didn't say anything too Missy, she must
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: have overheard it. So she still said it just not yeah,
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: so that makes it so much better. Mary Payton like, duh,
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: she is, Man's just ridiculous. Micah says, you know, Darra,
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: I need to feel safe in a friendship and do
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: you feel like I've always had your back? And Doara goes, yeah,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: I always feel like you have my back and you
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: should feel that way about me too, and Micah just
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: looks at her and Dara goes, I feel like we're
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: going in circles. Micah, I love you. I don't want
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: you to be upset. Okay, let's go yeah, let's never
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: talk about this again. It's over with, get over it.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: You shouldn't even be thinking about this because I'm really
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: the victim here. I think this is how their relationship
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: has always been at Micah has just opened her eyes
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: to it with this TV show, uh huh, because there's
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: no way she just started acting like this none. So
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: in the talking head, Micah goes, yeah, if this is
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: the end of our friendship, I'm gutted. But life is
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: short and this could be the end. And I gotta
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: say Micah's confessional look with like the pearls with that
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: black ugget looking at it, I was like, that's the
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: way you do illusion right, because you couldn't see it
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: at all. So cute. Yeah, liked it. These girls can dress.
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Martha in her confessional when our
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: hair is up. That dress she has on with the bow. Yes,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like girl. Now that's how you
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: gonna catch your next rich man. And do not sign
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: the prenup this summer. Don't sign it. So now we're
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: going to do this wine event that Missy wants to do,
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: and Mark says, the good thing about England is the
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: weather always reliable, reliably Ghastly, they hop in two vans
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: and head out to the vineyard. It's pouring, pouring, sheet's brains.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Planned travel time ninety minutes, actual travel time three hours.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: I would be so carsick. Oh my god, terrible. Yeah.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: So Mark arrives and he goes, well, I have to
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: leave it one. It's like twelve to fifty four. He's like,
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: kiss this kisses by bike gets back in the vantale.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: He says, I have to go to a charity meeting.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: I'm on the board of three charities, and charities always
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: come before social things because you know they pay you
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: to be on charity boards. Right, So Margo and Lottie
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: are the non drinkers. Of course, Margaret doesn't drink anymore
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: because Martha broke her and a lot he's pregnant, so
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: people are drinking wine, and this is a wine tasting
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: where they're having to taste of wine and deciding what
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: Gemstone like inspired the wine. Kimmy knows that Kimmy knows
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: every single thing. She's like, I love her more like
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: when she started describing some of the flavors, like my
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: palette is just not like that.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: Like I'm never that person that says, oh I get huge,
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: abiss get yeah, it tastes good or it tastes bad,
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I was really impressed
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: with Kimmy because we finally saw like a really serious
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: side of her.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: She They were like, wow, do you want a job?
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: And they were all like, she does need a job,
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: and they all laugh. And in the talking Head, Emma says,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: don't let Kimmy's body sense of hum or fool you.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: She's very intelligent. So miss A talks to the group
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: and says, I just you want to apologize for seeming
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: like I was crazy at that dinner. I just really,
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: you know, I'm in therapy. I want the truth to
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: be out. I want everything to be authentic. So in
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: light of that, like let's go around and we're gonna
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: tell personal stories.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Well, how can I say this real quick. She keeps saying,
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: going back to she looks crazy. She didn't look crazy
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: to anyone. I think she was a little drunk, and
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I think it is. Yeah, I mean that's what I
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: kind of got from.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: But like I you know how sometimes if you're like
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: a little drunk, the next day you're like, well, you
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: and I did I talk too much? Did you know?
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: You and I are? Did I talk too much? When
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: people were trying to I was bugging? So I think
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: she felt a little like I was a little drunk,
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: and maybe I was too aggressive, remember with that like
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: that client of Darro's at the table when she was
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: fighting with her, Like maybe she felt like she came
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: on too strong to her. Okay, but she says, I
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: really just want us to go around the table and
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: tell personal stories. This is one of these scenes where
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: I actually thought about this after I watched this, Like,
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: I thought a lot about it, that this was interesting
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: about going around the table and what people were telling
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: versus people that were just being very surface. Right. Well,
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: here's the thing is that I thought it was odd.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: Because I'm like, okay, we're gonna say hey, I'm Keisha,
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: I'm an October libra.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: My favorite color is this? I like reality TV. I
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: didn't know it's gonna be like, hey, my name is Keisha,
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: my grandmother daughter of liver cancer. It was very sad
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: we found out she had it and one week later
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: she was dead. Like there's levels to it, right, and
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: you got I don't know how well. It's very confusing.
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: I think if Missy was going to do this, she
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: should have started with her story so we know what
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: the tone is exactly. But they said I had start
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: with Micah, you know. So Micah starts. Micah says that
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: her mother is from Boston and her dad was from Barbados,
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: and where she came from it was not normal to
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: be in a mixed race marriage, and so she felt
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: very special because of that. And she said she didn't
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: grow up with any manners. So her career actually came
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: from a deep insecurity of wanting to learn how to act,
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: which I thought that was very interesting to learn how
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: but we'd already learned it. But to her to tell
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: the table says Dara had been saying it was like
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: a faith made up thing, right. She explains, like, here
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: is where I came up with this career because I
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: was with my husband who grew up very fancy and
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: I didn't, and I had to learn to assimilate. So
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: I made it a career and it makes here's the
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: You can make anything a career, especially when you have
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: a rich husband, you know what I mean. But I
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: thought it was interesting. I'm pretty good at like being
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: able to spot mixed race people, no matter how like
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: they are are hot, blonde, their hair is. I did
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: not pick it up on Micah nor with Kimmy that
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: they were mixed race. Yeah, I was. I was disappointed
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: in myself. I'm like, I'm better than this.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: Like I could see one little thing and I'm like,
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: that person's got block. And though I never would have
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: guessed either one of them.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Margot tells them the thing about her is that she
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: made the movie Nine Songs. It was the sexiest movie
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: ever made. And they're like, oh, is that pooring. She goes, well,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: I went to the Confilm Festival, so no. But they
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: you know, but that's like an interesting little fun fact
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: about her. Okay, Yeah, missus Jack one two surface right
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: in the middle. Miss A says, well, I'm going to
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: go deeper. But again, if she wanted it to go
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: like this, she should have started like this and then
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: don't criticize other people when they weren't deeper, right, right,
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: I agree. So she says, you know, I lost my
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: brother very publicly in London, and they're like, oh goodness.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: And she says, he was shot and that's very rare.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: You know, they have gun control over there and people,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: you know, whenever there's any kind of crime, but generally
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: it's like with a knife, people just don't get shot.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. Whatever I do hear about murders
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: in London, it is always a knife. It never dawned
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: on me, thank you, Mary Payne. Yeah, it's not easy
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: to get a gun over there at all. Okay, So
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: she says everybody's got a gun. Well, I mean right,
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: So she says, my brother was shot in the street.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: She says he was a handsome and caring person. He
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: had two children. He was killed in front of one
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: of his sons, walking the kid home from nursery school
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve, like boom boom, boom, bad bad bad
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: doesn't even sound real. No, sorry it does or something,
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: and they're all like, oh my goodness. And Missy says,
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: this is really the first time I'm talking about it,
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: you know, And she says, because people were very judgy
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: of the death, and they were very judgy of my family. Well,
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: she didn't explain to us, No, she didn't why. She
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: didn't explain why because it sounds like we see the
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: picture of the brother and we think and we see
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: like a headline, We're like, wow, this seems like a
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: random shooting, you know, which, of course, have been America,
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: we'd be like, sure, but there, that's every day pretty rare, right,
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: Emma is next. All she says is she works very hard.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: She feels a huge responsibility to the estate, to the
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: house because her husband is a marquise. Do they make
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: a joke about is that lower or higher than a duke?
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Kimmycork doesn't know it's lower than a duke Martha. Martha
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: explains she has a white tattoo on her hand, which
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: is for her sister who killed herself, and it's white
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: because it was her sister's the way, and then the
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: tattoo artists messed it up and it was only whatever.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Lottie says her father had liver cancer, but due to
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: a miracle drug, he's been with them now for eight years.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: So now they're all kind of getting a little deeper,
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: right deeper. Yeah, and the talking head Kimmy goes, well,
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: this was not the tone I was listening to everyone's
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: sad story. I feel like a shrink. This is intolerable.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: I don't think she goes that deep. Kivy's just there
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: for a good time.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes when people are afraid to go that deep,
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: there is a little bit of trauma.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: This is what I was thinking about last night, like,
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: why is Kimmy so okay? So now they play prosecco pong,
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: which was kind of fun. I love it. It was fun.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: And the ladies are all talking together because Kimmy and
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: Margo are at the bar. So the other ladies are
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: playing on prosecco pong and they're like everybody opened up,
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: but not Kimmy. I felt she did. She kind of
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: explained about her childhood and are being taken away from
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: her mom or whatever.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: I mean, that's huge because her mom basically abandoned her
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: kids and let them go to like a war zone
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: of a country.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I mean yeah. So Martha asked Emma about
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: the Safari Park and goes, can I come there? And
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: could I swim with the otters. Who does that remind
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: you of married? You? You? And she goes, now that
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: the Otters are fine, it's making themselves, it's fine, and
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: Martha's like, I just wanted to swim with the Otters
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: me too, And then Martha's like, and then I'd like
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: to bring one to my apartment. Let its shit all
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: over the floor. Miss A and Martha went at Prosecco punk.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: They're very proud of themselves. And Kimmy and Margot were
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: sitting at the bar and Kimmy goes, my god, this
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: was so dreadful. It was like an NA meeting. Everybody's
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: just telling their terrible shit. Yeah, and they were both saying, well,
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Emma didn't divulge much, and Margo goes, but you know
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: her husband, right, you knew him first. She's like, yes,
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: I know Sulan Suelan before I knew him before he
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: married Emma. We were just friends. We were naughty friends.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: But she says, no, no, we never hooked up. I
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: think they were just wild. You know, I think so too,
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: And Margo says, does Emma think you're a bad influence?
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, oh, yes she does. She's she's the
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: grown up. And that's when we saw them when they
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: were at sketch and they were trying to gossip and
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: it was like okay, and Kimmy's like, lighten up, it's funny, right. Yeah.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: So Missy says, well, I thought the wine tasting went well.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: It was, you know, refreshing to get to know each
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: other in a different way, you know. She thought it
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: went well. So in the vans on the way home,
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: Kimmy talks about how she feels when people are just
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: sort of forced to open up like that. She says,
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: I feel like it's disingenuous when you're kind of like
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: you have to go around and say something. And one
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: of them is either Margot or Martha says, well, I
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: didn't know that about Missy's brother, like yeah, it's really crazy. Yeah,
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: which I think that was. That was Margot who said that.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: And then Martha was like I heard something about it,
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: but she didn't know how deep it was, how it
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: was and she didn't and she didn't know it was
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: like Missy's brother or whatever. And Kimmy goes, I know
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: the story. It was a drug related thing, like like
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: she's kind of doing, like like who cares yeah, and
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Margo like stands up from Missy and goes like, you
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: don't know that, that's just what the press said, Like
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: this is our friend. Either way, her brother was killed,
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: gunned down in this gun down in the street in
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: front of his child, front of a child like that.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: I don't care if he even if he were like
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: a serial killer, that's still her brother. And she feels
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: some kind of way about.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: It, you know. H So Martha looks up the headline
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: and the headline is Flamor Biquery Swedish kickboxer found guilty
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: of murdering father of two in an organized hit in London.
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: So it was an organized hit. Yeah, So Kimmy goes, well,
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: that is what it is. I mean, that is what
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: it is. So let's don't make it into a SOB story. Boy,
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: I'm glad she didn't say that at the table, and
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: Margo goes, it is a SOB story no matter how
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: it happened, it's a terrible thing. Yes, And in the
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: talking head Kimmy goes to all of you watch Saturday
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Night Live. You know there's a character called Debbie Downer
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: and I hate Debbie Downers. Want want call me old fashioned.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got some kind of trauma in there somewhere,
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: because that's not normal to.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: Just have to not always be the funny person, always
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: be they're hiding something. Yes, yes, I'm telling you. Last
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: night when I couldn't sleep, I was really thinking about
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Kimmy and what's going on there. You know. Oh, I
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: hope we get to it this season.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: Me too, because she's she always has a mask off.
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: She's the mic is always on all the.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: Time, always yeah. And the talking head Margot goes just alone.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: Marco goes, Jesus Christ, what does a girl got to
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: do and get some sympathy around here or empathy or anything?
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: My god, Kimmy. So Martha is reading the article and goes,
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: well he was shot eight times, my god, and Kimmy goes,
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: growing up, I saw a lot of gun crime. None
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: of this phases me, like, you know, I don't want
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: to harp on the bad things that happened thirty years ago.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: It doesn't help me. It makes me feel worse. And
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: and they're all just looking at her, and then talking
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: head Martha goes, she's being really flippant about something really horrific.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: But she's says some things in her life. Yeah, it's
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: a deflection, and you know, we don't know why she's.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: Definitely yes, Yeah, I mean you were abandoned about your
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: mom for ten years.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty damn bad. I'm sure she's got
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: to have some kind of feelings about that, and I
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: need to need to worry about this. What regime her
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: dad was within Haiti right, and then not to mention
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: the part when her she said her and her dad
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: would go to the mall.
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: He acts like she was a prostitute that he found
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: or a young girl he got off the street and
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: she would go all this little white girl and she would.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Go along with it. Yeah, I was like, what the
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? Daddy? Like that is weird
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: to me. Yes, I forgot about that part where she
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: like joked about her dad and that she would be like, oh,
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: you pay him ten dollars and she would joke and
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I mean even Dad joke around
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: a lot.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: I mean, like he told me he just discovered he's
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: got like five or six porn channels on his table thing.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: And I was like, Daddy could have gone the rest
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: of my life without knowing that.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: You know what, there's a boundary. You're like, I don't
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: really so that was kind of gross that.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: Yeah. It she just sort of grew out, grew up
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: with no boundaries, no you know, between her parents or anything.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: You know. I think so too. So next time on,
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Kimmy calls Martha to invite her to an art thing. So,
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: in true Housewives fashion, they paint nekead men because every
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: season's got to have one. Right, Yes, next thing, they're
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: going to go to an axe throwing Okay, just get
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: they always do that too, Yep, they do. Margo tells
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: miss A about what Kimmy was saying in the van,
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: because listen, miss A is all about the truth. So
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: I guess Margot's like, if you're all about the truth,
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: let me tell you what Kimmy was saying. I was
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: kind of like, oh I wish you would.
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like some things, just leave it where it is,
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: because this is this is super sensitive.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: This is not like a rumor. This is not like
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: your friend said you were cringed. This is she's making
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: fun of your brother's brother dead. Yeah. So now we
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: see Missy, Kimmy, and Margo together and Missy is confronting
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: Kimmy about it and says, you know, it's really not
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: normal to make fun of something like that, and Kimmy says,
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: I was not making fun and Missy goes, Margot was there,
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: and she turns around and in Margot's face it says
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Margot is a fucking liar, and and Margo goes, get
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: your finger out of my face, and Kimmy says, you're
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: a fucking pitch. She's mad, but she's really mad because
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: she had a bunch of drinks and she spoke out
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: of turn. She should just be apologizing and said, look,
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: I was drunk, you're you're this was bad on Kimmy's park.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: She can't. I don't do well with emotions, you know,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: and things like that make me uncomfortable. And that's on me. Yes,
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been flipping about it because you're you know,
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: and that's it. But listen, Keisha, if everybody did that
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: on these shows, we'd have no shows. We would have shows.
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: Every time there's a show. You and I are like,
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: if they just would have come out and said, you
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: know what, that was wrong, I shouldn't have done that,
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: and then we wouldn't even watch this shit. We're like, oh,
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: there's no drama. There's no trauma to this, so but
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: this is really bad. This is really bad. It's really
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: like it kept going on and on even and Martha's
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: like he was shot eight times. She's like a big deal.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: Eight times, twenty times? Who cares? That is like horrific,
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: Like to when you think about someone did my family
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: member like this like shot him down like a dog. Yeah,
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: and I don't care if he was a drug dealer
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: or what like that's all still my brother. Yeah, terrible Mayby.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: I love this show. I'm so glad that we're covering it.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: We do so good, so good, so good, so good.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: I'm loving it too, and I've got lots of great feedback.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you right now that the migraine
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: that is occurring stop it. No, it's not.
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: It's because we it's because this was a long episode, Kisha.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: This thing is digging into me on the top and
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: the sides, and this I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: I'm somebody if you know how to make a tiara
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: more comfortable. I do have a second one. We're gonna
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: wear them every week, Mary Kaye. I do have a
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: second one, but it's not this is not to feel better. Yeah,
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: this one's a little stretcher, and our returns to not
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: to say I won't buy too where they were all
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: like eight dollars on Amazon, so you know, yeah, that's
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: where I got this one from everybody that's it now
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: here we are Monarch Monday. We're covering this Tuesday's TLC Tuesday,
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: don't forget. We're covering Before the ninety Days Wednesdays on
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: Pink Shade Prime the ten dollars level. Keisha and I
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: are doing a rewatch of Welcome to Platfill, and we
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: just finished up with Love Is Blind, Yes we did,
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: Ohhio and coming up soon guys on the Free Feet
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: on Wednesday will be the new season of Welcome to Platfill.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: That'll be with Kimberly and Thursdays is always Pop and
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Bravo don't not totally sure. This week it's sopposed to
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: have Louis Stables waiting to see a real brit we
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: can ask him about this show. And Fridays is always
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: the secondary ninety to day fiance show, which is currently
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: The Single Life, which we're loving. So that's the lineup
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: this week, guys. We're starting off with the bang every Monday,
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: Monarch Monday. Mm hmm, Pip Pip cheerio, all the things,
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: all the things. Oh, my mom wanted to shout out.
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: Okay, make sure to tell them that Prince William named
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: his daughter after me because I'm Charlotte.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Okay. When they named that little girl Shawler, she lost
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: her mind. They named her after me? What a great name?
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: Like whatever? That is? Cute though, but doesn't your mom's
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: fill it with an S. Okay, so here's a secret. Okay, no,
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: she does, but I did not know that it really
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: is with a C. It's like five years ago. She
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: just changed it to put a little flavor on it. Yeah,
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: a little ra hassel dazzle as I always say. Yes,
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: Like Amy Archer put an e on the last of
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: her name for no reason. Yeah, are you kidded me?
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: She did that too. Amy Archer was born a m
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: Y and she added that E on the end just
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: to make her name look different. That's the same thing,
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: my mom said. That's the same thing she did. I'm
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: like you, scandalous creature. You had a friend in high
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: school's name was Missy and she changed it to Missy
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: with an E on the end because she wanted it
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: to be different. Well, then I'm just gonna change my
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: name because I hate it. Well, I hate my name too,
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: but I'm really really stuck with it. I think I
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: am too. Yeah, you are too. Well. Speaking of guys,
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: make sure you're following Keisha. The Liberal Lounge with Keisha
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: is her podcast. The Liberal Lounge with Keisha is her
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: social media and please be following me at Pink Shape Pod.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: Like I said, Joshua Caine did comment on our real
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: last week, so we'll put up another reel this week
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: and we'll see if we can get somebody else to
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: come comment. That'd be great, that'd be great. Okay, I'll
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: see you next week. Keisha, Pip Pip cheerio. Bye bye
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: boy h