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169: Unexpected - Mommy's Alright, Daddy's Alright (S6 E3-4) · Reality TV Cringe

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right, So let's talk unexpected. We're gonna go over the episode that we
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could not cover last week because if you were not me, and then we
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are also going to cover the episode from last night. Yes, I watched
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That's true, all right. So we'll just get into all the couples.
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So we start with Lillian Lawrence. They were a new couple added to our
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repertoire posts. Were you as bored as I was? Yes? So why
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are we bringing these people back? I don't know. They ain't no teens,
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they have no babies. No, we're just talking about them getting married,
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and I don't care. I do not care either at all. I
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mean, the only interesting thing about them was Lily's mom, who seems like
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a total btch. Yeah, I mean, she seems crazy, her had
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her big hand. We're just complaining the entire time with her big fucking mouth,
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Like, Jesus Christ, your young daughter, she's twenty two years old
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or whatever. She's doing the very best that she can as a stay at
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home mother to two children. Yeah, and you just breeze on into their
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apartment or their condoor, their duplex and just start bitching, I know,
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so rude. She's super critical. I think it was last week's episode Lily
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was talking about how her mom tries to control her parenting style because Lily wants
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to do the typical millennial gen z U. Yeah, gentle parenting. It's
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totally a trend right now. But I mean, I'm totally gonna do that.
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When you're gonna do gentle parenting, yeah, but you know better than
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some of these others. Well, I mean there's the difference between like gen
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X and boomer parenting where there's a lot of screaming and throwing of abbeatings and
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potential abuse versus like coddling and everybody gets the trophy and everybody is the winner.
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Yeah, I'm just created the gen Z gen Alpha situation that we got
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going on right now. A little bit okay, but yeah, Like her
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mom's just super critical of it because she lets her kids scream and destroy her
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house and she doesn't really correct them or whatever. But I'm like, mom,
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shut up. Yeah, I'm the kind of person. I'm like,
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don't tell me what to do. Don't fucking tell me what to do.
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I had the it's out of my own body, and I'm not living in
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your house, lady, exactly. But she's also not driving, which is
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weird. Although I didn't get my license until I was twenty eight. Oh
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my god, you were old. Well, I was living in Hawaii up
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until then. You don't drive in Hawaii, Well, people do, but
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like the bus system is so fantastic, and it's just on an island,
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honey, just bus is going around and run and around circle. I didn't
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really need a car. Oh my god. When I moved to the mainland,
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I had to get my license. I was very scared. Damn.
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Well, I mean, I don't blame you. I didn't get my license
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until I was old either. Your daughter actually had to teach me how to
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drive a little bit. Yeah, I was twenty. Oh that's cute.
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Yeah. So I mean, I'm no judgment to Lily or whatever. I
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judge her because if you have children and you're home with those children and you
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don't have a car that you can drive legally to take them to the hospital
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or to the eer clinic, that's the problem. That's true. But she
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probably depends on everybody else in her life. And Laurence, he's the sole
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provider. He's working all the time while she's staying at home, which is
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totally fine. But then now they're planning this way and they got to get
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married in three months because their dream venue opened up and they gotta get in.
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I'm sorry, I don't think Lawrence has a dream venue. I think
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Lily, you're the one who has a dream venue. Uh huh. And
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it's going to cost fifteen thousand dollars just for the venue. That doesn't include
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I don't know all the other things, the bells and whistles that go along
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with that. So she wants to save thirty thousand dollars in three months,
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and he's like, how about twenty thousand dollars? She's like, how about
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thirty five? Could not be me? I got e loped. You married
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us. I didn't marry you. I was the offician, diam a minister.
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You are, thank you. But I got married in Colorado, and
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in Colorado you don't have to have an efficient. Oh that's amazing. Yeah.
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So we just got our license. We went into the mountains with my
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daughter, your wife. Yeah, we married ourselves. We had our own
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vows. That's perfect, and it was wonderful. See, you don't need
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a big old shebang. I would never pay top dollar lots of money for
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a wedding. No way. I put that on a down payment on a
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house. I put that in some sort of an interest bearing account. I
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would not spend it on a wedding. But like, far be it from
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me. I mean, I'm a boomer. To each their own, I
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guess, And Lawrence does not seem excited at all. They've been engaged for
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like a couple of years too, so I'm like, I'm sideyeing him a
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little bit. But I don't mean what kind of conspiracy you got going on.
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I'm just like, like, why aren't you wanting to commit? Commit?
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You know what I mean? I mean, I guess he is committing
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because he's providing for these kids and whatever, and like he does have a
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kid with her. You think he's a cheater, don't you. I'm kind
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of I don't know, I'm suessing him out. Yeah, my fake psychic
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prediction is that he's kind of cheating. I don't know. They just seem
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weird, but like their storyline is so boring otherwise, very very very snore
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inducing. I thought it was weird though, that Lily's mom says she's like
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kind of against marriage. I guess because she's been engaged to Lily's stepdad for
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like sixteen years or something, and she's divorced from she's not divorced well,
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no, like they're separated for the last twenty years from Lily's biological dad,
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but they're not legally divorced, right because to get divorced would be expensive.
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That doesn't make any sense to me. I don't understand, Like, all
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you have to do is split your assets. Maybe there's a little bit of
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alimony and maintenance, but like if you're already living on your own and paying
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your own way without your former husband, like, then just get a divorce.
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Yeah, very strange. I don't understand why they're holding onto that.
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It kind of reminds me of that couple from you, me and my ex.
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Do you remember the military spouse lady yes, yes, what's her name?
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And other two guys I can't yeah them, but it kind of gives
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me that same, like weird vibe. There's something weird with that, mom,
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I'm sure. And then we have Anaya and Di Kwon day Day,
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my God girl, and last week they went to their forty ultrasound of the
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baby with their entire fucking family like literally thirty people in the ultrasound room.
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Like, I don't know, times have changed since the nineties when I had
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my baby girl, But like I went into the room, it was just
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me and my miend we got an ultrasound and we got the fuck up out
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of there. Like, but I would have never imagined to bring like my
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entire family into the room. No way. That's kind of cute too.
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I mean, it's sweet that they both have really supportive families and that they
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want to be there for them and everything. But I'm just like, that
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is so extra. That is so crazy. Day Day's also just falling asleep
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in the ultrasound room and like, what are you doing? My god?
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Apparently that's what he does, Like if it gets a little quiet or a
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little boring, he's automatically nodding off, yeah, on a sleepy time,
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And apparently he does on all of their prior appointments. He did that when
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she went to the er YEP for high blood pressure, when she needed him
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the most to talk to her, he starts nodding off and going to Z
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town Like what the fuck? Weird? I mean, for as insufferable as
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Annaya's mom is, Ashley at least she has kind of like the right thing
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going on with day day, Like she's totally side eyeing him. She doesn't
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trust him. She thinks that he's probably gonna be a deadbeat. He might
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be probably, I mean with the way he's acting right now, I'm like,
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all these sixteen year olds are going to be dead beats, oh for
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sure. But then the next episode, this week they have her baby shower,
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Anaya's baby shower, you forgot the preeclampsia, and to show it to
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the er. Well but the mom but like Anaya's mom didn't want to take
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her to the hospital because she's like, well, she's pregnant, Like it's
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painful, Yeah, get over it. I think pregnancy is supposed to be
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painful. I mean it's uncomfortable. You got to be all humans sitting on
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your bladder and that sucks sometimes. But like she's talking about having pain in
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her belly, pain in her butt, and apparently she had preoclampsia or she
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was trending towards preeclampsia. Well, she was having like super high blood pressure,
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which is indicative of preclampsia, and the doctors were like, yeah,
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you have that. So if you have high blood pressure. Again, you're
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probably gonna have to be induced so we can get the baby out safely and
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all that jazz. But they sent her home after the er. But I'm
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glad that she went because her grandma made her go, because now she knows
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what she has. And her stupid mom is like, oh, I never
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researched that. I don't know what preclamsya is, so that's why I didn't
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do you not know what preoclampsia is? I mean, especially if you had
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a baby up a bunch of babies yourself. I don't understand how you never
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heard of preeclapsia. It doesn't make any sense to me. Well, and
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you see the preview for next week and she's in pain again again, like
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writhing around on the sofa, and she's like, I think I have to
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go to the hospital. I'm sorry if that's my child, and I've already
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taken to the hospital, and you're like trending towards preeclampsia, Like the minute
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you say you're uncomfortable at all, I'm taking you to the hospital exactly.
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But her mom's kind of a pitch too. I don't really like her that
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much. And then we have this stupid baby shower that they're planning, and
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I think her mom's the one that orchestrated it and planned it, which is
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the whole thing is so extra. With all the snow and the blue and
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the throne and everything, picture of her in day day on the ground,
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and the picture of her in like her blue feather bikini or whatever with her
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big old bailly on the wall. I'm like, wow, I can't.
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This is how we're doing baby showers in the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty
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four. Good to know. So when you get your baby shower, like,
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we'll get you, we'll get that together for you. But like that
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was a lot, it was super extra. But they have like a deadline.
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Does baby shower starts at three thirty and Anaya is still at home,
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not even dressed, not ready or anything. She's just waiting around for her
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mom to get her ass over there to get her ready. Why. I
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don't know. I don't get it. And all of her family is also
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hanging out with to go just like, oh my god, I I can't.
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Let me ask you something. What have you ever had a friend or
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family member who was chronically late all the time? Because it seems like Anaya's
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mom is late all the time and they're just all used to it, like
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this is her bullshit, She's going to be an hour or two late for
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whatever the fuck it is. Have you ever had a relationship with somebody who's
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like that. I've had friends that are like that, but nobody in my
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family's like that, because I grew up like we have a time limit.
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We got to get there on time. I hate being late. Me too.
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I'm early. I am like fifteen minutes to five minutes early. I
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make sure otherwise I have anxiety. Yep. But I grew up with a
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woman in my life who was always late. We were always in the car
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waiting for her to finish getting dressed so we could get on the road,
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and we were always an hour late everywhere. I can kiss me the fuck.
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It's so disrespectful to the people who are waiting for you. It's so
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disrespectful. And look, it's like one thing if you're like a couple of
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minutes late every now and then, whatever, I get it. But they
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were like two and a half hours late. They were two and a half
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hours late. Because Ashley shows up to where Anaya's at at her grandma's house
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or whatever, and it is not even ready. She brings like Anaya's siblings,
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so she's got to get them already, and then she's got to get
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Anaya already in her weird little mini white dress things Chrismus outfit. But can't
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we talk about out the mother's final look. Like she's getting ready and she's
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taking all this time, and like she ends up in like some sort of
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a tank, like a T shirt or whatever. What are we spending all
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this time doing just to keep all of these people waiting? By the time
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they get there, it's two hours later. Everybody's eating, there's no festivities
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that are planned. It is a lame ass baby show. It's super lame.
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Well and like I think it was Dayday's mom calls Anaya at one point
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and is like, uh, where the fuck are you all at? And
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and I was like, I don't know, Like ask my mom. She's
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planning it, Like talk to her. This is my party and nobody should
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be asking me what's going on because I'm the queen, thank you, I'm
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just supposed to show up. So we're just raising a generation of entitled assholes.
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Okay, it's so great. I didn't know. She's super spoiled.
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This is why I was kind of like, I don't know if I like
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Ania that much because of this attitude that she's got, because I'm like,
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you can't have that kind of attitude when you're a mom, when it's everything
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is about you and it's all on your schedule, like bitch whatever. But
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then they show up to the baby shower, She's got like a mountain of
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gifts, which I'm like, that's great. I'm glad that you have a
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whole family, and you got day Day's family that's super supportive and loving.
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That's awesome. They seem like a great family. They seem great Dayday's family.
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Yeah, not her family, just to be clear, just Dayday's family.
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Yeah. And oh and day Day. The whole entire time while she's
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late, is having to play host for her baby shower. But like,
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and as soon as she gets there, her mother's like, well, are
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we going to open these presents? Like, oh my god, can I
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just get a plate of mac and cheese please? I've got a big old
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baby I'm cooking over your Goddamn I just want to eat. So they immediately
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set off to open a bunch of presents and it's just a very wiggedy whack
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baby shower. I amazed, Oh yeah, it was amazed. I was
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perplexed. And then day Day's mom has to go and talk to Anya's mom,
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Ashley, and Ashley just has this stank face on her the whole entire
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time. She's like, don't talk to me, like how dare you?
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And Dadae's mom is asking her basically, so, what's gonna happen once the
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baby comes? Like what's your approach for Anaya your daughter? Like are you
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going to make her do the work, become self sufficient, take care of
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the baby or else, or are you going to take care of that for
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her? And all Anaya's mom says is basically that ain't my baby. With
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the stinkst expression on her face, I'm like, why do people got to
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show up in the world life? I know, is it so difficult to
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smile and be personable? You don't have to like somebody to be socially appropriate?
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How much does it really cost you to be a kind person? Aniya's
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mother ew, I know, super gross. I did not like the attitude.
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It's super immature, and I'm like, come on, get a grip,
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like Dada's mom seems very nice. Yes, she seemed very respectful and
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is just trying to talk from like one mom to another about your guys grandchild.
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Well, and Anaya's mom doesn't want to be called a grandmother. She's
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like, I'm an auntie, I'm not a grandma. I don't know anything
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about that grandmother life. Oh my god, I don't relate to any of
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this. Well, and it's like it's just because she's so young. I
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mean, she's probably like late thirties, early forties, so yeah, because
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she had an eye at seventeen or something like that, I guess. So,
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yeah, she's kind of the young older. She looks older to me
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than she actually is, and that's because she keeps her face set in that
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steak gas expression all the time. Your face is gonna get stuck that way
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already is stuck back it is. So yeah, we'll see what happens with
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them next episode. I hope she doesn't have to get induced, but it
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seems like she probably is gonna have to, so hopefully she's okay my personal
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opinion. Beatrice correct me if I'm wrong, and maybe sheriers as well.
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But like, let's get to birthing of the babies. I don't care about
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the run up to the birth. I want the babies out, and then
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I want to see how you kids handle it and what the parents allow and
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don't allow. That's where it's gonna get good. I don't care about the
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baby showers and all this bullshit. No, for sure, but I think
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they just do this just fulfiller because they can't make a whole season's not I
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mean they could. I would totally watch it of like all these T moms
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parenting and stuff like MTV's T Mom. But we'll get to it, and
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we have Jenna and JJ and his large cranium. Did you notice it this
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time because they called it out last time? Haircut? It is a terrible
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hairic. He's got some wonky, little lopsided elf ears. And then there's
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this big old canned And I feel bad because I don't have any kouth or
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decora that I would be calling out this young man, who, by the
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way, over the course of two episodes, I'm like, he's kind of
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sweet. I mean, he's pretty respective, soft spoken showing up for this
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young man, So I'm just a terrible, awful person. Look, we're
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just calling it as we sees it, and he's got a very large head.
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Does have a very large head. So does Lily's mom. Yes,
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you said it was like the goony, the monster from the I don't know.
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I never saw the Goonies, so she looked like the monster. You
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all tell me, so drop it in the comments if you're watching it on
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YouTube. I can't you care anyway, JJ and is large crania. Go
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ahead, I'm telling Jenna. Jenna has moved down to Myrtle Beach officially with
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Luca and JJ, and she's hosting Thanksgiving. That's her first time cooking a
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turkey and it was kind of weird looking it was. You know, that's
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cool. We all start somewhere. M hmm. She's hosting Thanksgiving with her
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dad, her stepmom Kathy, and then JJ's mom Andrea, who was such
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a big old bitch. She was a big old bitch. But what was
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super curious about it was that, uh, the way, what's her name,
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what's the girl's name, Jenna, Jankie, Jenna, The way Jenna
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spoke about her being so supportive and so wonderful. And then Jenna's father's like,
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yeah, I've heard so many wonderful things, and I'm just I feel
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so much better in life knowing that Jenna has this motherly, nurturing figure there
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to help her and take care of her. And then cut to the couch
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with JJ and his mom and she's like, oh God, I didn't care
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about Thanksgiving. I didn't need to go, but I guess I had to
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show up your and JJ's like, they're going to air this and she's like,
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no, they're not. Yep, they is. They are. So
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she doesn't give a shit about Jenna. She doesn't give a shit about her
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family. She thinks Luca's a bad child. Yes, She's like, I
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don't mind kids unless they're bad, like screaming all the time, and Luca's
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always got shit on his fingers and he's spreading it everywhere and he's crying all
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the time. And yeah, I'm fifty one years old, bitch, and
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I'm over it. I've done my time, I know. So she is
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not into these people, not at all. She's not even into Jenna,
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which is so weird because she was saying like, I never pictured my son
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going after a girl with a kid, and you know, it's kind of
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weird. And Luca's gross and I don't want grandkids at all. She's such
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a chit. I raised all my kids. I'm not out here trying to
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be a grandmother. I do not want grandkids, unlike myself. Just I
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you know, I don't know if you every day about me. She's begging
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I would love to have grandkids, like some people don't want to be grandma's
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and grandpa's. Well, and it's like, look, I expect your honesty,
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but like maybe just be a little bit kinder. Like you're on TV.
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You don't look good, lady, Like I thought you were gonna be
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nice. You look kind of pretty, but like now you're just a big
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old bitch. Yeah, got necessary to say all that. Super Judgie and
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Jenna's gonna see that, and Jenna's dad, the former marine, is also
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going to see that. It's gonna cause problems if JJ and Jenna end up
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together. And I do have a feeling that they might. Oh for sure,
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you said she's pregnant with another baby by JJ, they already had a
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baby. Yeah, they already had a baby in the year of Our Lord.
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Yes, four yikes, they have a baby. I'm pretty sure they're
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like getting married. I think they're engaged now, so like they're serious and
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that's great and stuff, but I'm just like, damn, Andrea, you're
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a bitch. And I was looking at the prior seasons they've had tell alls,
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so I think they're gonna have a tell all for this season. So
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this footage is totally going back awesome to her family and I can't wait to
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see you. Oh okay, yeah, So Jenna's making her weird turkey with
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the stuffing underneath the skin, which I'm just like, do people do that?
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I don't know if they do that. I know they put butter beneath
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the skin. You but did you notice that she's like buttering up the raw
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turkey and Lucas helping with his fingers in the butter and the raw turkey,
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and then when it was done, she did not immediately wash her hands,
22:23
nor did she wash Lucas's hands. He did have dirty, motherfucking hands.
22:26
He was putting that in his mouth and spreading them everywhere with really unsanitary Like
22:33
I'm judging you a little bit, but you're young, she says, no,
22:37
you're dumb. It's okay. But anyway, Jenna's parents arrive and they're
22:41
like there first and then Andrea arrives and then they all kind of sit down
22:45
for dinner, and this is where Jenna's dad I love him, though low
22:48
key. He's like, so, what's about this promise ring? We're gonna
22:52
talk about that. What are you promising? Exactly? Specifically? What are
22:56
you promising? And Andrea, mom of the Year, is like, oh,
23:00
I didn't know about the promise herybody told me about a promised ring?
23:03
Well why would they tell you? And then they asked JJ and he did
23:07
some words salad, young man, bullshit, I still don't understand what you're
23:12
promising. But okay, I mean he basically was like, yeah, it's
23:17
just like we've had so many trials together, we've tried to be together,
23:21
and so now it's just like I'm promising to stay with her, you know.
23:25
And all the parents are like, wow, that's so respectable, it's
23:27
so amazing. You're such a young, mature man. And I'm like,
23:33
is he he's not promising. He's scared shitless in this moment and just pulling
23:37
words out of his ass that don't make sense to me. None of that
23:41
made sense to me, None of it made but God blessed you, young
23:44
man. Yeah. And then Andrea's like, why didn't you tell me about
23:45
it? And He's like, because you don't talk to me, and I'm
23:48
like there you go. Oh yeah. So that's what's so weird, is
23:51
like how Jenna has such a close relationship with Andrea when she doesn't talk to
23:55
her son. I don't think Andrea doesn't. I don't think she likes Jenna
23:57
at all or her her So I'm like, this is bizarre, fake ass
24:03
family. Yes, and it's foreshadowing lots of drama, which I like,
24:07
I mean, like, yeah, I would like to see more of them
24:10
as opposed to like Lillian Lawrence because I don't care about it. Yeah,
24:12
agreed. And then we have Emily and Nate and they're a hot mess ex
24:18
spreads Why does she trigger me? Why do I get triggered? Because she's
24:22
baby boys and she's never really yelling, but there's something about her that is
24:27
so innately manipulative and bullyish towards what's his name, Nate? Nate. Yeah,
24:33
that really gets under my skin. Oh yeah, she's a total bully.
24:37
She's always putting him down, saying he's immature and stupid and I'm uneducated,
24:41
and why don't you know that? And I'm like, this kid,
24:45
out of all the other kids, has the one is like the one that
24:48
has the most shit together, besides maybe JJ, because JJ's got his apartment
24:52
and he's like making money for Jenna and stuff like that. But like Nate
24:55
quit his bike racing thing and got a job and he's like stepping up the
25:00
plate, like he's trying to be there for you, and you're being a
25:03
bitch. I don't understand. Like when we see him this episode, they're
25:07
going to ice cream after her thirty nine week appointment, and Nate's telling the
25:11
camera, yeah, Emily didn't want me there, so I'm just gonna take
25:14
her to ice cream afterwards, and then Emily tells the camera, no,
25:18
I wanted him there. I really wish you would have come. So who
25:19
do you believe? I believe Nate. I believe Nate as well. I
25:22
mean just the way that she talked to him on the couch too, where
25:26
she's like belittling how he feels like, He's like, you are always yelling
25:30
at me and she's like, no, I'm not shut up. Yeah,
25:33
And the worst she gets in the way that she talks to him like this
25:37
squintier, her eyes get and she smiles and she lies like a crazy clown.
25:41
Uh huh. She's not a nice person. And I hate to say
25:45
that because I'm passing judgment on somebody who's like not fully formed yet and is
25:48
just obviously a product of their atmosphere and their upbringing. And then we meet
25:53
her fucking weird ass father only cares about getting in Terreen's pants. I know
25:59
this is all starting to fall into place, so I don't want to judge
26:02
her, but there's just something because I think he's so sweet, yeah,
26:04
and he seems so gentle and like he's gonna need to learn how to be
26:08
a daddy and he's not going to know how to do it right out the
26:11
gate, But neither do you, Emily. No. I just feel like
26:14
he's not going to be given the space and the time to learn how to
26:18
be a good daddy, but he's gonna want to, and she's going to
26:19
trample all over him. She's going to break his heart. He's going to
26:23
become a hardened person, potentially a drug user like his father. Hey,
26:27
don't be a drug user like your daddy. Don't do it. I know.
26:30
I feel really bad for him. A little bit, and she's just
26:33
I know, she comes from like a broken family structure, like she has
26:37
no relationship with her mom. Her dad's always working all the time, and
26:40
he's so weird. He's so unemotional and talking about how hot Terran is.
26:45
I'm like, why why are we doing this? And he's like slouches.
26:49
He's got this dumping body. He's also got a big head. He does
26:55
have a big agg's. I mean, my guy, I focus in your
27:00
family. What I was worried about, though, was Emma telling him,
27:03
Emma Lee telling him that he's going She's gonna go live with Taran and Nate
27:08
once the baby comes. And I'm like, who is this young boy though?
27:11
For real? And if your dad is gone all the time, like
27:14
is he a trucker or something? So if your dad's gone all the time,
27:15
is there another woman in the house, Like, who's going to take
27:18
care of this young man? Right? Yeah, I don't know, maybe
27:22
an aunt to a sister or something, but I don't know. It's very
27:26
weird. Their whole family structure is fucked up. And the dad I thought
27:29
was gonna be like more emotional when she told him, I'm going to move
27:32
out but he didn't. He didn't even care. No, He's like focused
27:34
on Terran, which is so sorry, you're human, and she's hot and
27:37
she's got a nice ash's got a big ass, got fat ass you like,
27:41
okay, dumpy mcdumperson, I know. And then he's like trying to
27:45
scandalize the kids. He's like, what if we dated? What if I
27:49
dated his mom? And Emily's like, ew dah, that's so gross too.
27:53
But then they go out to like a lunch date and the dad pays
27:56
for Terren. His wedding's so hard and face is tomato red because he has
28:02
no game. He's so own. He's just a little little micropeen chubby,
28:07
little pamper peen chubby, and he doesn't know what to do about it.
28:10
And Teraren is just so beautiful, just trying to talk about grandkids and he
28:12
doesn't know what to do. Super weird, very awkward. What if they
28:17
started dating though, that would be wild, that would be wow. But
28:18
like he's so good. She's gonna see the footage in the tell All and
28:23
she's gonna be so uncomfortable and the tell a host is gonna be like,
28:27
what do you think about Casey thinking? You're hot. She'll be like,
28:30
I'm seeing someone. It's called my vibrator. We're very happy together, don't
28:37
need anybody else. Thank you. Oh god, it's so terrible, and
28:41
I just I can't help but think about Emily and Nate and like how they
28:45
fucked each other after two months Now they got a baby. I'm like,
28:48
how are you gonna raise a baby like that? With this weird family?
28:52
And Taran, who's also a single mom with a bunch of baby days,
28:55
I'm like, this is all miss It is a big mess. I think
28:57
the most responsible person trying to show up in this weird ass family is Taran.
29:03
I can see a world where Tarn ends up being the primary carekeeper and
29:07
teaching Emily how to be a mom and getting really pissed at Emily though for
29:11
the way that she treats Nate. Yep, she's gonna see it firsthand.
29:15
Yeah, they're gonna be fine. I stop bullying my kid because he's doing
29:18
his best. He's doing the very buzz and he cares, and he's soft
29:21
spoke and he's a sweet young man. He is. Oh. In the
29:26
last but not least, we have Graham and Kaylee. Yeah, and they
29:30
were kind of making me sad this episode because I'm just like, because they're
29:33
so young, they're so dumb. I kind of feel bad for Graham because
29:37
I feel bad for him. I feel like, this boy is clinically depressed.
29:41
Yeah, he has lost fifteen pounds in a month. Yeah he's got
29:45
bubble guts, and he's growing up all the time because he's got a cute
29:49
stress and nobody's helping him. And his forty two year old mother who looks
29:55
sixty two years old. I was just blown away what they call a cigarette
29:59
mom. I'm like, holy shit. Anyway, Like she doesn't seem to
30:03
give a shit that her son is sick over here and needs to see a
30:07
doctor. Maybe she took him to a doctor. I don't know, but
30:08
like something is wrong with Graham. I mean he's just totally depressed and stressed.
30:14
And then Kaylee is thinking that he's just making excuses all the time,
30:18
Like granted, he should be trying to show up to some of the things,
30:21
Like I guess he's been blowing her off, like on all of her
30:23
appointments, didn't see her for her birthday, Like hasn't really been present during
30:27
her pregnancy. However, he had to quit football. He's gotten a job
30:33
so he can try and support Kaylee and her baby. It's like he is
30:37
trying and he's fifteen, right, Like, can we have some grace here?
30:41
Absolutely, he does not know that he should be showing up in all
30:45
of these ways because he's not a crone ass man. Maybe didn't have that
30:49
modeled to him in his life with his mother, who I think has a
30:53
boyfriend or something. He's got a stepdad or whatever. So like he's not
30:56
going to just automatically know how to treat somebody and show up for them,
31:00
especially when he is struggling as much as he is. Oh yeah, And
31:06
he talks about it in this episode, like when I got Kaylee pregnant,
31:08
I felt like a total fucking failure and like I've disappointed everybody I knew because
31:14
I got this girl pregnant and I'm just like, ooh yikes. And then
31:17
when they're retelling the story of how they all found out Kaylee was pregnant,
31:22
Mandy, her mom calls Becky up like a million times because Becky's napping or
31:26
whatever. Didn't sleeping it off? Yeah, she's sleeping it off totally.
31:30
The narcotics and so Becky finally answers her phone call, and Mandy's sobbing over
31:37
the phone. She's like, Kaylee's pregnant and Becky had no idea. Becky
31:41
says she feels bad and feels like she's the one to blame. She should
31:45
feel bad. She's the one who let Kaylee come over repeatedly, and there
31:48
was nobody there, no adult there. So of course these two young,
31:52
hormonal kids are banging it out in your house. Why is this a surprise
31:56
to you? And did you even teach him about condomns? No? Is
31:59
it talking to these kids in rural West Virginia. I don't know where they're
32:01
from. Kentucky, Kentucky? About birth control? Oh, a bunch of
32:07
stopping? Yeah, please refrain, refraining? No, but for real,
32:13
I have no respect for that. I don't either. Well, Becky's acting
32:15
like so stupid because she's like, well, I'd be gone and i'd come
32:17
home, and Kaylee would be there, and I don't know how long she'd
32:21
been there for, so they probably were having sex. I'm like, wouldn't
32:24
you call Mandy up and be like, your daughter's sneaking out to my son's
32:30
house like I wasn't home I don't know what they've been doing. Like,
32:31
that's what I would do if I was absolutely and out of everybody in these
32:37
two families. I have the biggest problem with Becky because although Becky's sitting on
32:43
the couch and saying like, I don't think anybody understands the sacrifices that Graham
32:47
is making in order to have this child, Like, it's still hits me
32:52
the wrong way because he's not cooking a baby inside of his child body.
32:57
He's not going to be the one who have to give birth. He's gonna
33:00
live thirty minutes away while she takes care of this child, wakes up with
33:04
this child, feeds to this child. And so I'm glad Graham has a
33:07
job, but that's what you have to do when you have unprotected sex.
33:09
Hello, And nobody taught him how to do it any differently, And Becky,
33:13
we blame you. And now you're not teaching him how to show up
33:16
for Kaylee and going to the baby shower, which we see that he's not
33:20
even going to show up for that didn't show up for her birthday. Isn't
33:23
checking in on appointments and things of that nature, like, Becky, parent
33:28
your child bitch. No, he's a child, but she's too busy smoking
33:32
cigarettes and shooting up kitchen one meth house. Somebody's got some myth in this
33:39
house totally, and it's Becky for sure, And I just I don't know.
33:43
I feel bad for all of them. I feel bad for these two
33:45
kids because they don't know what's coming. They have no idea, even Kaylee.
33:50
Kaylee's like so happy, go lucky, like whatever, it's not that
33:53
big of a deal. But I'm like, honey, once you actually have
33:57
that kid and you have to get up for it every minutes when it's crying,
34:00
and you gotta change its diapers and you gotta let it stuck on your
34:04
titty like it's gonna be really hard and you're a child. Mm hmm.
34:07
I don't know. They just may be sad this episode. Yeah, it
34:10
is sad. I feel bad for Kaylee, I feel bad for Graham,
34:14
and I have anger for Becky and Mandy. Mandy, you've coddled this girl
34:19
this entire time, Like when they're outside with the chickens and that pig with
34:22
a tusk and never scary, you know, a piggle eat you? Oh
34:24
yeah, did you hear about that? Eighty five year old man who went
34:28
out to feed his pigs and happened to fall into their pen and they ate
34:31
him. There was literally a serial killer who did that too, that would
34:35
kill people and then feed them to the pig. I says, I was
34:37
Hannibal Lecter, one of those. Yeah, I like a piggle each I'm
34:39
just saying, you're putting it out there. If you got a pig,
34:42
be careful. The more you know, that's right. But when they were
34:45
out talking, Mandy and Kaylee, like the way that she talks to Kaylee
34:50
is like their friends. Yeah, it's very lateral. It's not mother to
34:53
child. And anytime she tries to take a tone of authority with Kaylee,
34:58
Kaylee rolls her eyes. Kaylee laughed. She does not take Mandy seriously at
35:01
all, which means, Mandy, you fucked up too with your parents exactly.
35:07
Like I noticed that from the first couple episodes. I'm like, you
35:10
don't. You're not being there for her even she's traumatized though, Oh Mandy,
35:15
yeah, oh yeah, cause she was great. She seems like a
35:17
woman who's in a constant trauma response to me, totally, Yeah, she's
35:22
very weird. Well like even on the couch. She's like interrogating Kaylee about
35:24
like where her and Graham were having sex, cause she's like, you weren't
35:28
doing it at our house, right, And Kaylee's like no, She's like,
35:30
so why were you doing it over there? Was it easier? She's
35:34
like asking all these questions like as if you don't know, right, And
35:37
I'm like, why are you so not present in your daughter's life? Like
35:40
you knew she had this boyfriend for three years? Like did you really think
35:45
it was all that innocent? Boys are never innocent? A lot of girls
35:47
are never but like I mean teenage boys. It's like, that's that's what
35:52
my parents always told me, Like you never get to hang out with boys
35:54
alone, Like that was a thing lucky for me. I didn't I didn't
35:59
need that, did not want to, I didn't want that. But it's
36:01
just I don't know. I just these parents, Yeah, pissed me off.
36:05
All of the problems starts with them. And now this is the product
36:08
of your unconsciousness and your inability to learn how to be a good parent.
36:13
And so now we have these fucking kids who are going to be terrible parents
36:15
to their own kids unless they take it upon themselves to learn how to be
36:20
good parents. Do we think they will? No, I do not.
36:22
I do not well. And isn't there a thing that says like when you
36:27
have a kid, like your age kind of stops right there, like sometimes
36:30
when you're like young like that, Yes, before your brain's fully developed,
36:34
you're kind of stunted in this age. Yeah, there are a few things
36:37
that will do that. Yeah. One of them is like a cute trauma.
36:40
Also like heavy drug use. And I guess this if this is something
36:45
you've heard, but like, yeah, you're basically stunted arrested development from the
36:50
time you experience that trauma. And guess what, having a child out of
36:53
your fifteen year old body is going to be traumatic. It's going to be
36:57
a beautiful thing, the choirs angels will sing because a baby comes into the
37:01
world, but it's going to be trauma on your body and in your life.
37:06
And so yeah, the brain is going to do what the brain is
37:07
going to do. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. So Kaylee's just going
37:09
to be kind of stuck in this moment in time, and like, I
37:13
don't know how much Graham is really going to show up for that. He
37:16
doesn't know how to. He doesn't even show up for himself, he doesn't
37:20
know how to. I feel like he's just going to abandon her because it's
37:22
just going to be the easiest way for him, because that's what a lot
37:24
of guys do. They just kind of you know, like, oh,
37:28
out of sight, out of mind. Yeah. But you know, he
37:30
feels to me like he has a real sensitive nature. We could say an
37:36
empathic nature maybe, but like he feels things so deeply that it is expressing
37:39
itself through acute anxiety and also through these physical problems in his body. Yeah,
37:46
which says to me that he feels this very deeply. So I can
37:50
see a guy like Graham fifteen years old now, but like when he's twenty
37:52
five, he's gone off to college, maybe he's abandoned Kaylee and the child
37:57
like coming back around and trying to make it right because he seems to have
38:01
that kind of a sensitivity compass, which is for me to say, like
38:06
I think I like him. Yeah, I like him, and I hope
38:08
that they can figure this out. It's not going to be a relationship,
38:10
it's it could be some cool cold parenting though as they get older, Yeah,
38:15
because they'll grow up together and stuff like that. And sometimes when you
38:19
have the kid, it kind of changes you too, and it makes you
38:22
grow up a bit. So maybe that'll happen for him, but I don't
38:23
know. I like him and JJ probably the most out of all the guys
38:29
yes on the series so far, and like those ones seem the most well
38:32
rounded, although JJ I forgot to mention him just bang and Jenna raw dogging
38:37
the whole entire time, Like what I forgot about that? With mean ass
38:43
mother, and he admits that they've never had safe sex ever. I'm like,
38:49
what are we doing? Do we not know about STDs? Do we
38:52
not know about this kind of stuff or pregnancies? I mean, well,
38:54
yeah, she joyed that. I mean she should know that. I don't
38:58
understand the it doesn't make any sense, but no, wonder they have another
39:01
kid together, big yikes. And then we have the previews, so we
39:06
have Graham and Becky not showing up to the baby shower, which is so
39:13
lame. That's so it's so hurtful. I mean that should have been a
39:17
priority. Becky, You suck cigarette mom? Yeah, the worst. And
39:22
then we have Lily's dad, Brett coming into her life because I guess he
39:28
wasn't around. So this is the guy that never divorced the big headed mom.
39:32
Big headed mom went to be went on to get engaged to some other
39:37
dude. So this father is coming back into Lily's life after neglecting her for
39:45
many, many years, trying to make amends missing some teeth though, Yeah,
39:49
because he was on meth ors. So he's a druggie totally right.
39:51
Yeah, so maybe that's why it was too expensive, because he was a
39:53
fucking druggie. Yeah, I don't know. And then we have Anaya not
39:57
feeling good again. It's probably the pre cl she's got high blood pressure.
40:00
She might have to be induced, and she's got to go to the arch,
40:04
and her mom doesn't seem overly worried about it, of course not,
40:07
because pregnancy is supposed to hurt right in your ass? I kiss wild So
40:14
yeah, that's it. Okay, Yeah, Well, are you enjoying this?
40:19
Yeah? It's kind of the slow burn, Like I want a little
40:22
bit more drama, Yes, more trash. I don't know why Lily and
40:25
Lawrence are on here. Yeah. I feel like there were other couples that
40:30
were trash here in prior seasons that I've heard that could have come back on,
40:32
or we could just spend more quality time with some of the existing couples
40:37
that we have, because a lot of this is a dumpster fire totally.
40:39
So we're going to continue to cover this, but we do want to let
40:43
you know Raccoons that Welcome to plath Though, which, by the way,
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it is one of the reasons we started this cursed podcast in the first place.
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Sister Wives, Welcome to Plafo Plaid Though is coming back July. What
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was it seventeen? It's a Tuesday whatever, that is the sixteenth, and
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I cannot wait. I cannot wait because, as you know, Ethan and
41:14
Olivia are getting a divorce. We know that Kim and her oh ass left
41:20
Barry, moved to Florida, is living with that alcoholic pilot teacher. And
41:24
we have Micah in a new relationship with some real estate agent and living with
41:28
a woman, a woman, oh my god, apparently a woman. And
41:32
we have Mariah who has released music, a lot of music, and has
41:37
alluded to the fact that it's not about Max, her first boyfriend. So
41:42
maybe there's a dude, we might be introduced to God. And then of
41:45
course we have Isaac Way Lovey's May papers so handsome, and Lydia who is
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turbo Jesus intensive. She's also singing. She's also got a meet, She's
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So I am so excited. I got a killed. And then we heard
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rumblings through the Sister Wives universe, and in specific from Cody Brown's nephew who
42:13
hates him. Oh really, Cody Brown's nephew hates Cody Brown. Well,
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he's one of us. He's a raccoon like us. He apparently I don't
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We've got evangelical, fundamentalist Christiana. We've got religious trauma, maulation,
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sexual things that are happening. Now we've got sexual not deviancy, but immorality,
43:12
certainly with Kim. And now we got Ethan out on the dating scene.
43:15
Oh my god. There's so many good things with Blath films. So
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you come back enjoy that, and until then, please don't forget that we
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have nothing but love for you, and please oh y