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What do you wish you could do. 21st October 2026. · The Rock Drive

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  S2: Jay and dunk the Rock drive.
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  S3: And I'm like, whatever.
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  S4: You are there we are. Welcome to rock drive. It
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  S4: is the 21st of October, a Wednesday whack it up Wednesday,
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  S4: as we say around these parts, mate.
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  S5: I'm gonna whack this one right up for you. Dunk. Uh,
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  S5: what do you wish that you could do? But you
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  S5: actually can't. It's one of those. It's an age old question.
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  S5: We're being. We're asking for a little bit of honesty.
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  S5: Probably more serious than than smutty would be where we're
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  S5: leaning with this one as well. So if there was
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  S5: a sport or if there was a vocation or a
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  S5: skill set, uh, off the bat for me, I'd love
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  S5: to be able to do real slick welding.
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  S4: Welding is yeah, another hobby.
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  S5: Yeah. I tell you what, welder at about 10 to 5,
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  S5: you're going to be parked up for 20 minutes while
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  S5: I rattle off the list of the stuff that I
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  S5: could do in the meantime, uh, get it through three, five,
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  S5: two zero, give us a text and we'll read some
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  S5: of the best of those out as well.
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  S4: Benny boys bringing a new, uh, came to the show
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  S4: as well. Timelines that'll blow your mind.
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  S6: Get that link in the show notes.
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  S7: Mind benders. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. The big bend is
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  S7: blowing my mind.
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  S4: Speaking of bends. Here's Benny Boy.
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  S7: G'day.
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  S8: I came across some interesting facts, but I thought I'd
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  S8: turn it into a game for you guys. Mind blowing,
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  S8: mind bending timelines. Okay, so you got it. You can
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  S8: play along wherever you are in the car at home.
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  S8: You just got to tell me if it's true or
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  S8: false when I make these statements.
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  S5: So just keep a count. Keep a tally. Personal tally
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  S5: and then text us in and we might reward the
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  S5: actual winner. Cheat. And you're a dog.
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  S4: Yeah, I was just going to say, if it was me,
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  S4: I'd just lie on the text machine and try and
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  S4: get the prize.
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  S5: So an honest guy. See if there's one thing. So
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  S5: there's j. Honest, Rafe. Carry on. Benny, you're.
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  S8: Going. All righty. The T rex lived closer to the
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  S8: creation of the iPhone than to the Stegosaurus. True or false?
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  S4: True.
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  S5: True.
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  S8: It is true that Mr. Brightside was written before doctors
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  S8: had identified every organ in the human body.
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  S4: True. False.
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  S8: It is true. Mr. Brightside was.
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  S4: Released.
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  S8: In 2001, and in 2018, doctors discovered a new human
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  S8: organ that had previously gone unnoticed for centuries. Called the Interstitium.
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  S4: Wonder what that.
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  S5: Does. What is the Interstitium do?
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  S4: It's like a.
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  S8: Big old absorbing sock thing that just absorbs stuff. Like a.
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  S5: Sock. Yes. Thank you very much, Doctor Ben. Carry on. On,
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  S5: on with your rounds.
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  S4: There's the video.
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  S7: Um.
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  S8: Shucks.
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  S4: We might get you in to do some more medical
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  S4: things tomorrow.
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  S8: You can just. People can just phone me with their
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  S8: problems and I'll tell you how to fix them.
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  S5: Well, you've got to absorb your soggy thing.
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  S4: Sharks.
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  S8: Sharks are older than trees.
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  S5: Yes, true.
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  S4: Really? Okay, I'm gonna go with you. Sounded quite convinced.
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  S8: Yes. shark's 450 million years old trees 350 million years old.
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  S5: And when you think the only reason I know this
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  S5: is because I watched that, um, Morgan Freeman dinosaurs setup. Oh, yeah. Um,
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  S5: they're talking about. It's like you go, what was on
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  S5: the earth before trees? I can tell you what sweet
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  S5: f a like mosses and ferns.
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  S4: And that's what was on earth before t-rexes the tuatara.
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  S8: Chuck Norris.
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  S4: The tuataras 200 million years old.
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  S5: Have to say, saw one at Kelly Tarlton's, of all places.
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  S4: What do they have one there for?
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  S5: No idea.
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  S4: How do you have been moving much?
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  S5: Not a hell of a lot. How do you get.
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  S5: How does one get their hands on a tuatara? And
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  S5: how many of them are in the wild? Is the
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  S5: question I have for you.
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  S4: I don't know the answer to that. Let them carry on.
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  S8: Well, while we're on the flora and fauna, grasshoppers existed
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  S8: before grass did.
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  S4: I'm gonna say true.
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  S5: I'm gonna say false.
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  S8: It's true. Grasshoppers appeared 250 million years ago. True grass grasses.
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  S8: 70 million years ago.
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  S4: I got an inkling the next one is also going
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  S4: to be true. Do you.
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  S8: Reckon? Okay. All the common honeybee is older than our moon.
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  S5: No.
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  S4: False.
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  S8: Yeah. It's false. 4.5 billion years old. The moon. Whereas
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  S8: bee fossils are 100 million years old. Okay, I've got two.
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  S8: Three more for you guys. Okay. The fax machine was
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  S8: invented before we discovered Pluto.
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  S4: True.
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  S5: True.
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  S8: It is true.
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  S9: Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930.
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  S8: Fax machines were in 1846, 1846, 1846 was when it
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  S8: was invented.
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  S5: I wonder what they used as a ring binder then
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  S5: to keep all the nerdy ones that they'd send around
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  S5: between the dads and all the mechanics.
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  S4: Not long after the, um, the phone a straight on
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  S4: to the next invention.
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  S8: Straight on to the next one.
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  S5: How were they printing it? Oh. Anyway.
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  S8: Anyway, crabs are older than fire.
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  S5: True.
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  S8: Earth did not have enough. An atmosphere with enough oxygen
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  S8: to produce fire until 400 million years ago. Whereas the
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  S8: first crabs appeared only 200 million years ago. False. False.
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  S8: Last two.
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  S4: Yes.
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  S8: The Zippo lighter was invented 150 years before the first
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  S8: phone call was made.
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  S4: Correct.
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  S5: I would say true.
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  S8: False.
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  S4: Oh.
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  S8: Phones were invented in 1876, and Zippo lighters did not
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  S8: come about until 1933.
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  S5: Oh, that's real late in the piece. I got excited then.
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  S5: Carry on.
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  S8: Last one. Jay Reeves liver is older than the rest
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  S8: of his body by a factor of six.
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  S4: That was.
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  S5: We all know that just by looking at me.
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  S6: Thanks for listening. Big whoop.
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  S4: Um, the story out of Auckland overnight. I don't know
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  S4: if you saw the um the, the picture of it,
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  S4: but it was pretty intense. A Belgian base jumper was
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  S4: left hanging from the 23rd floor of an Auckland hotel
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  S4: last night. So climb to the top, jumped off, then
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  S4: got blown back into it and then his chute got
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  S4: caught on the side. Uh, great quote from him. It
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  S4: did not go as planned.
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  S5: Is this the same bloke that went off the, um,
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  S5: the building that was.
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  S4: Yes, it was the incomplete one, um skyscraper in Auckland
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  S4: last year I think earlier this year.
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  S5: Yeah. Yeah. Not that, not that long ago.
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  S4: Yeah.
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  S5: Play silly games. Win sillier prizes.
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  S4: Yeah. It's an interesting one a like. Yeah. Do you
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  S4: think he's come here just to do that.
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  S5: I would say that he's on holiday here and he's
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  S5: spotted a couple of those things and going oh yeah sweet.
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  S5: The one instantly makes my hand sweat.
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  S4: Oh that bloke.
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  S5: The 15 year old kid that climbed that and then
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  S5: went up literally makes me sweat.
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  S4: I don't want to talk about it.
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  S5: He climbed up. Um, the, a building that kind of
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  S5: fell into, well, basically the developers in the bank that
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  S5: were funding it fell out. And so it's basically been
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  S5: left half finished. But on top of it is this
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  S5: massive like crane. and he went all the way to
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  S5: the top of it and hung one handed on the crane,
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  S5: hanging out over like it is just about drenched in sweat.
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  S4: I can't even fathom what it would be like to
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  S4: be that boy's parents.
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  S5: I can't even fathom what it would be. See, this
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  S5: is my issue. Is that because I'm such a heavy sweater.
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  S5: As soon as I get up there, I panic and
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  S5: my hand would just become, like, so greasy that you'd
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  S5: just go and just disappear.
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  S4: I mean, it's very difficult for us to imagine what, like,
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  S4: how it could be easy to do that, to be
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  S4: in such heavy set blokes. I mean, the heaviest, the
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  S4: heavy weights of drive radio as we are.
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  S5: Um, whereas the muscle is heavier than fat. Eh. Yeah.
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  S5: Something like that.
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  S4: Yeah yeah yeah for sure.
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  S5: Um but yeah, the, the um I guess the lack
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  S5: of intelligence or the pure thrill seeking.
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  S4: It's just not switched on that part of the brain obviously,
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  S4: which is. Yeah.
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  S5: But to his credit and a pass or fail game
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  S5: like that, he passed this time.
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  S6: Strap in and send it rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
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  S4: We see Lee in here as well, posing the question
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  S4: what do you wish you could do but can't? Yeah.
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  S4: So my brother was over from Melbourne a couple of
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  S4: months ago, and he woke up in the morning and
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  S4: was like, bro, dude, can you get me some Panadol?
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  S4: I was like, yeah, bro, of course. And I threw
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  S4: him a card of Panadol and he just popped two
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  S4: in his mouth and dry swallowed them neat. And I
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  S4: said to him, I was like, I can do that. Oh, bro,
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  S4: you're so cool. Like that is honestly that. Are you
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  S4: telling me you're so cool, but you're watching a movie
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  S4: and you see someone? Oh, man, I'm so hungover. Oh, yeah. Tylenol.
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  S4: Throw it in, buff it. Nate. I would love to
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  S4: be able to dry swallow a pill, but I can't
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  S4: do it. And I said to Adam, I was like,
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  S4: did you just do that without water? And he goes, yeah,
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  S4: I'm a badass. Yeah. And I was like, oh yeah,
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  S4: you are.
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  S5: That is an elite skill.
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  S4: I'd love to do it, but I can't.
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  S10: I quite often I'll, um, pre moisten the mouth, like
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  S10: get a, you know, get it going a bit. So
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  S10: it's got something to work with once it goes in
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  S10: even cooler.
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  S5: Give us give us the roadmap to that.
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  S10: Oh no. That's a subscription based model. That one you
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  S10: have to pay for that. Um are we. Wow. No
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  S10: laughing involved in this one.
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  S4: No. No serious, no laughing, no budgets. What would you
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  S4: love to be able to do? But you can't.
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  S10: Barefoot water ski.
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  S5: Have you given it a go though?
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  S10: No. And that's a big part of the reason why
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  S10: I can't do it. I've never given it a go. Yeah,
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  S10: I think it's just like a cool like I'd keep
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  S10: it real down low, but anytime the water skiing opportunity
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  S10: would come up, I would allow someone to offer me
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  S10: the water skis to use for skiing. And then I'd say,
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  S10: it's okay, I don't need those.
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  S5: Just keep giving it the thumbs up and then do
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  S5: the step out.
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  S10: Yeah, yeah.
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  S4: You're locked into those, mate. Don't need them.
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  S5: Yeah. And it's that's that is pretty impressive. I would
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  S5: love to be able to sail and or just whip
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  S5: a boat up to a doc. Just throw it into
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  S5: a doc. You know how, like when you watch Game
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  S5: Fishes and these massive big launches, flooring it in reverse
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  S5: up to the to the weigh station with seconds to spare.
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  S5: And they come. They've coming in so hot and the
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  S5: bloke's not even looking at the front of the boat,
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  S5: just backing it in at pace. That is impressive to me.
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  S10: What a little like to go on with that, we thought.
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  S10: So how does everyone feel about being able to say
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  S10: they've parked the Interislander ferry? That's pretty pretty. That's a
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  S10: mega flick. So yeah, Benny boy.
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  S8: I wish I was mechanical, eh, I'd love to be
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  S8: able to, like, fix up cars, like take an old
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  S8: beat up, you know, beater and then turn it into
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  S8: something beautiful.
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  S5: Like Guy Martin.
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  S8: Eh, yeah. Like guy. I was even on a base
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  S8: level just to have, you know, I'd like I struggle
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  S8: to fill up my car with gas, you know, that's
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  S8: the level I'm working at.
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  S5: Like the amount of times you've melted the windscreen wiper,
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  S5: washer reservoir, dam it again.
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  S10: And then like, do you know another one that I
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  S10: wish I could do, but I can't. It's like, um,
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  S10: like joinery, like as in like woodworking, like proper super
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  S10: fine details. Um, good friend of the show and, uh,
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  S10: Dave Groat, man. Some of the stuff he puts up
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  S10: on his Instagram was like, oh my gosh, he's incredible.
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  S5: Yeah. And I mentioned it earlier in the show, being
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  S5: able to lay down a row of pennies in terms
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  S5: of being able to weld like people that weld are
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  S5: artists melting stars and joining elements together like it is unreal. Pricey.
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  S5: Luke Price, who's one of the Mad Dogs and obviously
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  S5: a valued member of the team here at the Rock drive,
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  S5: has offered to to show he would beat the living
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  S5: shit out of him. He would be so unimpressed if
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  S5: he was to stand over me and watch me do that.
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  S10: Oh great call from Patty. An epic level, uh, car,
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  S10: epic level of card and sleight of hand magic like
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  S10: David Blaine. Yeah. Um, someone else has said. Mitchell said,
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  S10: regrow my hairline.
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  S5: Yeah, I reckon like a, like real slick like they
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  S5: do at project on the fillet.
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  S10: Oh, yeah. Just like cranking them out with your eyes closed, basically.
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  S5: Home butchery. On a on a on a carcass.
• 11:55
  S10: Roger says, I wish I could fly a wingsuit. It's
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  S10: not even legal to try until we've done 200 jumps
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  S10: from a plane with an 18 months prior to your
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  S10: first attempt. Amongst other restrictions, that's. I mean, probably fair enough,
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  S10: but crazy. Um, Peter says, I wish I could spend
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  S10: a week at the space station. That would be the
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  S10: ultimate experience. That would be cool.
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  S4: I would.
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  S5: There's one here from Ken. I'd love to be proficient
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  S5: with a Bo staff.
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  S4: My man.
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  S5: Matt is keen on you getting the call up when
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  S5: it all goes to hell in a handbasket.
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  S4: I'd love to give barefoot water skiing a go with you, bro.
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  S4: But my concern is that because I've got a clubfoot
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  S4: that I'll just go in circles.
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  S10: We could do beer belly skiing.
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  S4: Oh, mate, I'm the king of that. Like an elephant seal.
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  S5: Big. We see a big clearing out every single whitebaiting
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  S5: station on the Waka.
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  S6: Jay and dunk sitting in a tree. KISSI. Okay. That's weird.
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  S6: Rock drive.
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  S5: I was listening to the award winning Morning Rumble this morning,
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  S5: and by jeez, I got stopped in my tracks, buckled
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  S5: in the buckled in the kitchen. They were basically talking about, um,
• 13:02
  S5: you know, the parameters which are set around sharing things
• 13:05
  S5: as a partnership. Here's Mao talking about it.
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  S11: It's a story popped up yesterday. It's from Ozzy. And
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  S11: it seems to be this bathroom habit that is dividing
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  S11: a lot of couples. In fact, it caused so much
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  S11: debate that they took to the streets and were asking
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  S11: people what they thought. And it's whether sharing a bath
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  S11: towel with your partner is harmless or completely disgusting.
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  S5: Okay, so what are you running? Are you would you
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  S5: and Deco Chang Chang be sharing a towel? Yeah, yeah.
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  S10: There's just a bunch on the rack I just grabbed.
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  S5: You don't have you don't have a place on the
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  S5: heated towel rail where they hang out? It doesn't say
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  S5: King Duncan. You know what, Queen Hyde?
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  S10: Sometimes the bath mat will even get put on top
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  S10: of the bath towel. And I'll still use the towel
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  S10: underneath it as long as it doesn't stink.
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  S5: Do you share drink bottles?
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  S10: Yes.
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  S5: Do you share toothbrushes?
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  S10: No way.
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  S5: So that's where you draw the line?
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  S10: It's a weird thing I've got. It's one of the
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  S10: only acts I've got. But the next one I know
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  S10: you've got written down there.
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  S5: Do you share deodorant?
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  S10: No. No, no. Maybe once or twice. I've done it.
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  S10: For some reason. I don't find it as gross because
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  S10: Dixie doesn't have hairy armpits. But when you asked to
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  S10: have a hold on, my dough still makes you feel dropped. Weirdly, though,
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  S10: I would share a toothpick.
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  S5: What?
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  S10: Yeah. Bizarro. I don't know what it is.
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  S5: Grimur. Do you have a. Do you have a side
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  S5: of the beard? And do you ever alternate?
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  S10: Uh, yeah, we just swapped about a month ago, and
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  S10: it's quite good because I'm fat and I've scalloped out
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  S10: out my side. And then we swapped and I got
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  S10: a real mean mattress topper, but now it's good.
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  S5: Um, do you talk whilst on the toilet? So if
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  S5: you were crimping off a chimp's finger you could literally
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  S5: have a conversation.
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  S10: I've got young kids. Basically all three of them will
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  S10: come as soon as you sit down to go and
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  S10: do your private business. All three of them will need
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  S10: to ask you something. So it's just you may as
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  S10: well have a like a barn door on our toilet.
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  S5: Do you have, um.
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  S10: Didn't even have a one on for two years at
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  S10: the last place.
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  S5: It was a rogue operation. Do you have an incident
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  S5: or does it happen? Where do you have. You've got
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  S5: a shower that has a toilet in it. Yeah. So
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  S5: would you say, for example, if you have a shower.
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  S5: Here we go. And I walked in and goes, well,
• 15:11
  S5: the guts are a bit upset. Now hang on a second.
• 15:13
  S5: I just need to just need to smash one out
• 15:15
  S5: here while you're in there and just have a chat
• 15:16
  S5: while you're having a shower.
• 15:17
  S10: And I draw the line there. Yeah, there's other there's
• 15:20
  S10: another toilet, so, you know, go and destroy the kids one.
• 15:24
  S10: But that's a general rule. That's an unwritten rule between
• 15:27
  S10: new and Dixie. If it's getting too hectic.
• 15:28
  S5: Is there.
• 15:29
  S10: Do it in the toilet.
• 15:32
  S5: Take it to Ground zero.
• 15:35
  S10: It's already a mess anyway.
• 15:36
  S5: What? What are the things that you are just not
• 15:40
  S5: willing to share and like, every day? Like, would you,
• 15:44
  S5: you know, like someone like eating toast and those sort
• 15:46
  S5: of things. I know people that like, don't touch my food.
• 15:48
  S10: I mean, it annoys me. It's just like, I don't know, like,
• 15:51
  S10: there's so many times a partner will go, oh, can
• 15:54
  S10: I have a bite of that? Like they hadn't thought
• 15:56
  S10: about eating what you're eating, you know, but I only
• 15:58
  S10: made the amount that I required. Yeah. And then so
• 16:02
  S10: someone coming in and doing a dinosaur bite, taking 20%
• 16:05
  S10: off a bit, a bit, a bit of a toast.
• 16:07
  S10: I'm just like, oh, that's tough. Now I'm now I'm like,
• 16:11
  S10: am I gonna have to go put in another piece?
• 16:13
  S10: Normally it'll be, what do you want me to make
• 16:15
  S10: you a piece?
• 16:17
  S5: Do you would you like me to make your piece? No, no, no,
• 16:18
  S5: I just want a bite of your bite. I'm just
• 16:21
  S5: going through the menu, and that is not there. There
• 16:23
  S5: is not. I'll just have a bite of yours on
• 16:25
  S5: the menu today. But then they wrapped it.
• 16:26
  S10: So what about when someone asks her when they ask
• 16:28
  S10: for a bite of your burger? Burger? Um, uh, when
• 16:32
  S10: they asked for a bite of your burger. But you've
• 16:33
  S10: done all the hard work from the outside, you're right
• 16:35
  S10: in the middle. And you know, there's a sweet couple
• 16:37
  S10: of bites in the middle of a burger where it
• 16:38
  S10: is the best bit of burger, and they go, can
• 16:40
  S10: I buy.
• 16:41
  S5: Just that bit?
• 16:41
  S4: Oh.
• 16:42
  S10: Right. When I've done all the hard work, you want
• 16:44
  S10: to take one of the good bites.
• 16:45
  S5: Charlie can't share Dari? Absolutely no chance of that. But
• 16:48
  S5: then they wrapped it up. Um, when they were talking
• 16:50
  S5: about how Rodge had the um how Rodge had basically
• 16:54
  S5: borrowed a little g banger. Wait till you hear this.
• 16:56
  S5: But it's awesome.
• 16:57
  S6: Enjoying this podcast. I get more of the boys on
• 17:01
  S6: their other podcast, not for radio uncensored yarns, naughty and
• 17:05
  S6: laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcasts.
• 17:08
  S10: Rumble on this one this morning. Too good not to
• 17:10
  S10: carry it on. What do you share with your partner
• 17:12
  S10: and where do you draw the line? As the question
• 17:14
  S10: someone just text in saying I'm with Duncan not sharing toothbrushes,
• 17:17
  S10: I'd happily swap chewing gum with a partner. Um, but
• 17:21
  S10: for some reason, I don't know, the toothbrush is pretty weird.
• 17:24
  S10: By the way, guys, do you still need to put
• 17:25
  S10: studio at the start of these messages or no longer required?
• 17:28
  S10: It's no longer required.
• 17:29
  S5: It's all good.
• 17:30
  S10: Yeah.
• 17:31
  S5: Um, this, uh, real funny about sharing personal items. Um,
• 17:35
  S5: this is from. I'll just say it. Jenny. Um, my
• 17:39
  S5: fella's a hairy mofo, so definitely not sharing a towel
• 17:42
  S5: because he he Won't share a two.
• 17:46
  S10: Year marriage to Bigfoot.
• 17:48
  S5: Won't share a toothbrush, loofah, deodorant, pillow, a bite of
• 17:52
  S5: what I'm eating? Nothing. We share the bed. But he
• 17:55
  S5: has his side and I've got mine.
• 17:57
  S10: Geez, just wrap your head around that. Imagine dating an
• 18:01
  S10: ultra hairy guy and then going to use his loofah
• 18:06
  S10: in the shower, and it just been covered like a
• 18:09
  S10: dropped lollipop.
• 18:11
  S5: Well, there's my what's tough for me if there's a
• 18:14
  S5: hair anywhere. If there is a if there is a
• 18:16
  S5: hair anywhere in our bathroom, there's no passing the buck.
• 18:20
  S5: This is literally mannequin bald, not a not a follicle
• 18:24
  S5: on her entire body.
• 18:26
  S10: Yeah. Judging by the back of your head. I know
• 18:27
  S10: where they're coming from. Can I just say, for the record.
• 18:32
  S10: I'm genuinely excited for you to get your retread. Now's
• 18:36
  S10: the perfect time of year to do it. Why aren't
• 18:37
  S10: you doing it now?
• 18:38
  S5: Because then you roll into summer. I need it on
• 18:39
  S5: the other side of summer after it's been scorched to buggery.
• 18:42
  S10: Oh, so you want to go?
• 18:44
  S5: Do you want to go in one time?
• 18:45
  S10: I mean, you're gonna have to go sooner rather than later,
• 18:47
  S10: if I'm being completely honest. Yeah, but don't let it
• 18:49
  S10: go too long. Otherwise, you will have two people that
• 18:51
  S10: look like thumbs on the show.
• 18:53
  S5: We leave it another year and there's nothing to stitch back.
• 18:56
  S5: But anyway, they wrapped up this morning with the award
• 18:58
  S5: winning Morning Rumble wrapped up this morning after. I don't
• 19:02
  S5: know how it came about. I know, I do know
• 19:04
  S5: how it came about. They told it. That's probably what
• 19:05
  S5: made it so funny. Rogers thought that his gorgeous wife
• 19:09
  S5: looked super hot in a G-string, so he was like,
• 19:11
  S5: I wonder if I would look as good.
• 19:15
  S12: He did it! Hahaha. Oh.
• 19:19
  S5: The delivery across the board was unreal. And so anyway,
• 19:23
  S5: he wore it to work. And then what? Yeah. And
• 19:26
  S5: then his wife found out about it. Bender. But then
• 19:31
  S5: Miles came back with an absolute cracker. And just. If
• 19:35
  S5: you can. At 430. Close your eyes and just visualize
• 19:39
  S5: how it gets described.
• 19:41
  S13: I was wearing and I don't know.
• 19:44
  S4: Hang on everyone I know. I know what he's gonna say.
• 19:47
  S4: And this is a beauty. Make this a sweet image.
• 19:49
  S4: What did you wear of your wife's Rodge?
• 19:51
  S13: I was wearing Lisa's panties. And this is a true story,
• 19:55
  S13: and I don't. This may seem strange. I don't know why.
• 19:58
  S13: Because it was so. It was so long ago, wasn't it, Bryce?
• 20:01
  S13: Years and years and years ago.
• 20:02
  S11: Oh, you wore them to work?
• 20:03
  S13: Yes, I did, and I don't know why to this day,
• 20:06
  S13: but I did and I we talked about it on air.
• 20:08
  S4: G or briefs. G like it was a GAG string.
• 20:12
  S13: Yeah.
• 20:13
  S4: It was cos it came up because we were talking about.
• 20:14
  S4: Have you ever worn a G string. Yes. And then
• 20:16
  S4: you said you had. Yeah. And we were like oh
• 20:18
  S4: do tell more. Yeah. And then in true rock fashion,
• 20:20
  S4: you told us too much. And you're like, oh, well,
• 20:22
  S4: Lisa's wants to work.
• 20:23
  S13: I did.
• 20:23
  S4: And it was, I think if I remember right, it
• 20:24
  S4: was to you wanted to see how it felt. And
• 20:26
  S4: you also thought it looked hot on her so it
• 20:28
  S4: would make you feel hot.
• 20:30
  S13: Yes.
• 20:32
  S12: You did know you were here?
• 20:33
  S13: Oh, yeah, no I did. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. And so.
• 20:36
  S4: Or did you try to claim accident first?
• 20:39
  S13: I might have.
• 20:39
  S4: Did it look like a. Did it look like a.
• 20:42
  S4: Strop trying to tie down a big old bit of
• 20:46
  S4: garden waste. You know, you take a cage trailer. And
• 20:51
  S4: you've just got. You've just hacked into the bush and you've.
• 20:55
  S4: And you've got this one strop that's just hanging on
• 20:58
  S4: for dear life over the top of it. Save it all.
• 21:00
  S4: The foliage isn't flying out on the motorway going to
• 21:03
  S4: the tap. Imagine what the thing is. The thing is
• 21:06
  S4: the thing that I haven't told you about the story.
• 21:08
  S4: He had it on backwards.
• 21:11
  S12: Oh my.
• 21:12
  S4: God. Oh mate.
• 21:14
  S5: I.
• 21:15
  S10: Oh, that is.
• 21:16
  S5: Terrible. I was falling apart. Absolutely falling apart. And then
• 21:20
  S5: Moses description of this strop over garden waste. Text podcast
• 21:27
  S5: to get the award winning Morning Rambles podcast. They were
• 21:30
  S5: just I mean, I don't know what they're just in
• 21:33
  S5: the sweet spot at the moment. They're just everything's a
• 21:36
  S5: home run. It's so good. shit.
• 21:39
  S10: It's funny. Like a strop tying down a Swiss ball.
• 21:49
  S5: And then just.
• 21:50
  S12: Sit on the radio.
• 21:51
  S5: They started this like.
• 21:53
  S10: People are gonna remember him as they do the Deep
• 21:55
  S10: Voice award. G strings.
• 21:57
  S5: It's a it's a look more like a sack of onions.
• 22:03
  S5: To which someone replied, it's like a tide rolled roast.
• 22:08
  S6: Rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
• 22:11
  S10: Yesterday on.
• 22:12
  S7: The show.
• 22:13
  S10: We were chatting about something called boot uh, which is
• 22:16
  S10: probably one of the most gloriously ridiculous sports that we've
• 22:19
  S10: ever seen. It's basically medieval knights. We're in full suits
• 22:24
  S10: of armor, absolutely smashing the living snot out of each
• 22:27
  S10: other with swords and axes and maces. Not not pretend fighting.
• 22:32
  S5: No. This is this is we found out the rules.
• 22:35
  S5: There's basically no, uh, twisting heads off shoulders and hitting
• 22:39
  S5: behind the neck and.
• 22:39
  S10: Can't stab them.
• 22:40
  S5: Can't go stabby stabby. The blunted swords and blunted instruments,
• 22:45
  S5: but they can be used with absolute maximum ferocity.
• 22:49
  S10: So, uh, we naturally were intrigued by this. Uh, there's
• 22:53
  S10: also team fights, which I find quite good. You can
• 22:55
  S10: do from as little as five on 5 to 100
• 22:58
  S10: on 100 and the bigger parts of the budget. Uh, realm.
• 23:02
  S5: Is it boo boo.
• 23:04
  S10: Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo like boot.
• 23:07
  S10: But googled it this morning. So I got it right. Um,
• 23:10
  S10: now we, um, thought, gee, wouldn't it be good if
• 23:14
  S10: we can, um, one of us with a weapon we
• 23:17
  S10: since found out, um, rich Leslie from No Mercy Metalworks
• 23:20
  S10: specializes in building medieval weapons.
• 23:23
  S5: And can I just say before we actually get to
• 23:26
  S5: what it is that we're looking at, just what a
• 23:29
  S5: time to have that skill set as well. Like it's
• 23:33
  S5: just back in the day. Rich would be like straight
• 23:37
  S5: armor to the kings and queens, you know, like he
• 23:39
  S5: is just an operator with the stuff that he makes
• 23:42
  S5: it looks sick. Um, and when we asked what we
• 23:46
  S5: could get for this team member that's fighting great music.
• 23:50
  S10: Had a couple of options, he said the first two
• 23:54
  S10: options he can throw at me, he's got them laying
• 23:55
  S10: around at the moment. They'd go straight through the armor
• 23:58
  S10: and pierce it and cause a lot of damage, though
• 24:00
  S10: that's psycho. And I was like, well, let's not kill
• 24:02
  S10: someone on our first outing. And to be hurt.
• 24:04
  S5: How about a spiky, bald mace?
• 24:07
  S10: We pretty much have got what you're asking for there, J.
• 24:10
  S10: I've got a picture of it, and this is what
• 24:12
  S10: he's building for us in the next week or so.
• 24:14
  S5: Because it does take a bit.
• 24:18
  S10: So if you'd like to describe what you see there,
• 24:20
  S10: it's about what will there be five foot long.
• 24:22
  S4: Um.
• 24:23
  S10: Massive, big like broomstick but thicker. And then on the
• 24:27
  S10: end of it it's got like four half diamonds, spikes heads. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:31
  S10: Basically axe heads of, of hardened steel.
• 24:34
  S5: It's like a death sceptre so you could use it for.
• 24:37
  S5: You could use it for charging with. But you'd also
• 24:40
  S5: swing it like a baseball bat and you'd clean up.
• 24:43
  S10: And Benny boy, you. I've got full faith in you,
• 24:47
  S10: and you are going to be amazing in a few
• 24:49
  S10: weeks time when we organize it. Now, you were chatting
• 24:50
  S10: to the ring leader of one of these gangs.
• 24:53
  S8: Yeah. I had a chat with Colm yesterday who was, um.
• 24:56
  S8: He was very kind, but they want more people involved
• 24:58
  S8: in the sport. So I had a yarn to him.
• 25:00
  S8: He suggested that I actually go and do some trainings
• 25:02
  S8: with them first using the padded instruments, before they put
• 25:05
  S8: me in a full suit of armor and send me
• 25:07
  S8: to do battle in a field.
• 25:08
  S12: Do you feel like.
• 25:09
  S7: Training is for losers?
• 25:11
  S8: I feel like I don't want a lasting concussion for
• 25:13
  S8: the rest of my life, so maybe I should learn
• 25:15
  S8: how to block.
• 25:16
  S10: What did I say? No head shots.
• 25:17
  S8: What? Yeah, just crotch shots only.
• 25:19
  S10: Yeah. Or two? Two helmets.
• 25:20
  S8: Yeah. He was saying it's what it takes, like up
• 25:22
  S8: to 40 minutes to get a full suit of armor on.
• 25:25
  S8: It's not like you don't just. You don't just jump
• 25:26
  S8: in and go. You've got to be fully fitted to it.
• 25:28
  S8: So I've got to send them all my measurements and
• 25:30
  S8: stuff like that. Then we're going to we're going to
• 25:32
  S8: go out into someone's paddock and bash each other with
• 25:34
  S8: metal instruments.
• 25:35
  S10: I can think of worse ways to spend my Saturday afternoon.
• 25:38
  S10: I'm looking forward to this.
• 25:39
  S5: Hopefully you can slide the the metal pest, um, sunnies
• 25:44
  S5: underneath it so we can just get a real POV
• 25:47
  S5: shot on what it's like to be inside.
• 25:48
  S8: Yeah, it's going.
• 25:49
  S5: To be hearing your bell rung.
• 25:50
  S8: Just a massive sword flying towards my face and then
• 25:54
  S8: just the sky for half an hour.
• 25:55
  S10: Brad's asked if you need a squire.
• 25:57
  S5: Do you need a squire? Kind sir?
• 25:58
  S8: I would love a squire. Actually, actually, can I ride
• 26:00
  S8: Brad into battle?
• 26:01
  S10: Well, I mean, I've he's written more weird things than that,
• 26:04
  S10: so he'd probably say yes. So have you.
• 26:07
  S5: Um, we're not talking about Brad the boss. Just some
• 26:10
  S5: Brad that listens to the show.
• 26:12
  S4: Oh, okay.
• 26:13
  S8: I saw Brad the boss into battle, if that's okay.
• 26:15
  S5: I would like a horse back on him like a Minotaur.
• 26:18
  S10: I love it, I, I love it how most blokes, uh,
• 26:20
  S10: beat his age are getting into golf or low and
• 26:22
  S10: slow barbecuing or something like that. Benny's getting a medieval
• 26:25
  S10: whip and commission so he can go into battle.
• 26:27
  S8: That was an awesome discussion last night with my wife.
• 26:29
  S8: I was like, how was your day? And she was
• 26:30
  S8: talking about the new campaigns at work, you know, workplace dramas.
• 26:33
  S8: She was like, how was your day? And I was like, well,
• 26:35
  S8: I've signed up for medieval Fighting Stick.
• 26:37
  S10: I win. Yes.
• 26:39
  S5: I need a hogshead. And I will see you in
• 26:41
  S5: the boudoir.
• 26:42
  S10: Great call of the Squire. I'm Brad. I mean, he's
• 26:44
  S10: asked first, so maybe we should give it to him.
• 26:46
  S10: But if he can't make it, there'll be. Maybe he
• 26:47
  S10: can have more than one squire. Is that a thing?
• 26:51
  S5: You probably do. I don't know. Can you believe I
• 26:53
  S5: look like it? But I wasn't around back then.
• 26:55
  S10: And during this break. Can you please Google? Is there
• 26:57
  S10: such thing as a posse of squires?
• 26:59
  S6: Yeah. The boys rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
• 27:02
  S10: Yeah. Your old mates Jay and Dunk Midwest Lee in
• 27:05
  S10: here as well.
• 27:06
  S5: Oh yeah. From bleeding gums Westie.
• 27:10
  S4: Do you.
• 27:10
  S5: Know what? There's been something missing from my life. I've
• 27:12
  S5: felt um.
• 27:14
  S10: Incomplete.
• 27:14
  S5: A little bit incomplete. Like there was a part of
• 27:16
  S5: me that just wasn't there anymore. And now that I
• 27:19
  S5: hold this trumpet in my hand.
• 27:21
  S10: I've never actually held it.
• 27:21
  S5: Can I feel the weight of a trumpet? Yeah. She goes, good.
• 27:24
  S10: Okay, the reason why we're talking about the trumpet. Oh,
• 27:26
  S10: that is cool.
• 27:28
  S5: Do you want to just give it a do you
• 27:29
  S5: want it? So obviously we're not very good at. You're
• 27:32
  S5: holding it well. Um. You don't.
• 27:40
  S12: Oh.
• 27:40
  S5: Impressive. That's impressive.
• 27:43
  S10: I'll actually give it a proper go later in the show.
• 27:45
  S10: But the reason why we have a trumpet, we have
• 27:47
  S10: a real trumpet in the studio is because we've got
• 27:48
  S10: a segment called Blow Your Own Trumpet. Kiwis traditionally are
• 27:51
  S10: terrible at blowing their own trumpet. When we do something great,
• 27:54
  S10: Kiwis go, oh yeah, wasn't much. Oh, you know, but
• 27:57
  S10: someone else did all the hard work. Wasn't me, you know,
• 27:59
  S10: you just brush it off. But it doesn't have to
• 28:01
  S10: be like a world championship winning thing. Maybe it is.
• 28:03
  S10: It could be tiny, but just something that you're proud of.
• 28:05
  S10: Text it in three, five, two, zero and we will
• 28:08
  S10: read it out in the wireless to pat you on
• 28:10
  S10: the back for patting yourself on the back.
• 28:12
  S5: Give us the intro horns there. Bleeding gums. Westie. I
• 28:26
  S5: feel like knights on horseback riding into battle. Amazing. Don't
• 28:31
  S5: want to blow my own trumpet, but just ticked over
• 28:32
  S5: four years. Clean off the dirty glass Barbie. I'm a
• 28:35
  S5: much better dad and loving life up the wires.
• 28:37
  S10: Uh. Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I
• 28:39
  S10: just ticked over four years off the dirty glass Barbie.
• 28:42
  S10: I'm a much better dad. Get on. You up the
• 28:44
  S10: same one?
• 28:45
  S12: Yeah. Good.
• 28:46
  S5: I represented New Zealand in the World martial Arts tournament
• 28:49
  S5: and got two gold and three silver for us. Nami.
• 28:52
  S5: Well done. Hayden.
• 28:53
  S10: Uh, I broke up a fistfight during my science test.
• 28:57
  S5: Not to blow my own trumpet, but this is exactly
• 28:59
  S5: what we want you to do. Got the old starlet
• 29:01
  S5: going and waiting. Some new mods. Cheers. Oh, good on ya.
• 29:04
  S10: Brock. Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I
• 29:06
  S10: am a female and my first year of automotive engineering.
• 29:09
  S10: Good on you.
• 29:10
  S5: Um, how's this one here from Joel working on getting
• 29:12
  S5: cannabis legalized in New Zealand. It's step two with the government.
• 29:15
  S5: I'm assuming Joel, it's 46 steps, but you're well on
• 29:18
  S5: the way and we appreciate the effort.
• 29:20
  S10: Uh. No name. Oh, yeah. Uh, how are boys? Noah
• 29:23
  S10: here from the mighty Hawke's Bay. I just won the
• 29:25
  S10: Mohaka rodeo in the open bull ride at 16 against
• 29:30
  S10: heaps of Bushmen and a bunch of other interesting characters.
• 29:34
  S5: Well done. Uh, another one here. I'm proud to be
• 29:38
  S5: heading over to Costa Rica to represent New Zealand in
• 29:41
  S5: the sport of powerlifting at 19 years old.
• 29:43
  S12: Wow. Yeah, that is wicked.
• 29:46
  S10: Uh, don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, um,
• 29:48
  S10: a week off. Give my government issued Rolex. Okay.
• 29:55
  S5: Getting off my government.
• 29:57
  S4: Coming off in a month.
• 29:58
  S10: Uh, hey, don't want to blow my own trumpet, but
• 30:00
  S10: I just got into vet school. Good on you, Maya.
• 30:02
  S5: Uh, this one here from Caden. Got myself into a trade.
• 30:04
  S5: Just started my apprenticeship in light fabrication chair. Who.
• 30:08
  S10: Uh, don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I
• 30:10
  S10: just got senior coach of the year two years in
• 30:12
  S10: a row at my football club from Brandon, Belgium.
• 30:17
  S5: Absolutely brilliant stuff.
• 30:19
  S10: Uh.
• 30:20
  S5: Oh, this one here just framed a thousand, a thousand frames.
• 30:25
  S5: Tips frames. Impressive. Well done, George.
• 30:28
  S10: Well done. Keep them coming through. Three. Five. Two zero.
• 30:30
  S10: Don't want to blow my trumpet. But I just got
• 30:32
  S10: myself into a trade. Started my apprenticeship in light fab.
• 30:36
  S10: Show you beauty.
• 30:38
  S5: Great stuff. Keep them coming in. We'll get to them.
• 30:40
  S5: I know we need to finish up. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
• 30:52
  S10: When you run out of breath.
• 30:53
  S6: Yeah. The fella Rock drive with Jay and Dunk must watch.
• 31:00
  S10: So if you are around about our age, if you
• 31:03
  S10: grew up in the 90s, you'll remember these. So, um,
• 31:06
  S10: it'll take you straight back to the playground, the oddbods
• 31:09
  S10: trading cards. These are the ones we used to like.
• 31:12
  S10: They were like weird, disgusting pictures. You'd stack together to
• 31:15
  S10: build the bodies with the different heads and different, you know,
• 31:18
  S10: arms and limbs or limbs. Um, there's a documentary that's
• 31:21
  S10: been released next year. It's called The Odd Father, which
• 31:23
  S10: I think is an excellent name for the doco.
• 31:26
  S14: I know how to make people weird. People aren't people.
• 31:30
  S10: So there's a bloke out of Australia, Andy Hook, who
• 31:33
  S10: was the artist behind this massive phenomenon. Um, and despite
• 31:37
  S10: the popularity of his work, his name wasn't really attached
• 31:40
  S10: to the artwork. The doco, which looks amazing, is going
• 31:44
  S10: to be released early next year.
• 31:47
  S15: I don't remember them until I see it and like,
• 31:48
  S15: I remember those. It's so iconic. It felt naughty to
• 31:52
  S15: have Oddbods.
• 31:53
  S16: Up until then. You never found anything in chip packets.
• 31:59
  S15: This did look good on the shelf. It did look
• 32:00
  S15: neat and tidy, but nothing compares to what you get
• 32:03
  S15: out of an oddbods pack.
• 32:04
  S17: It was sort of, you know, something a little bit rude,
• 32:07
  S17: a little bit funny about the cards that made them
• 32:09
  S17: a little bit more exciting.
• 32:10
  S15: Bumpy on the sides. You rub them on the front,
• 32:12
  S15: you put them in the dark. What did I think
• 32:14
  S15: was funny as a kid? And it's like fart and
• 32:17
  S15: pissing butts. You've got Bugs Bunny, you know, I've got
• 32:20
  S15: big butt mama.
• 32:22
  S18: It makes sense why something like this would be sought
• 32:24
  S18: after based on that origin story.
• 32:26
  S16: Tasos became an absolute phenomenon.
• 32:29
  S19: And you saw that enormous growth and you thought, oh
• 32:31
  S19: my God, what can we do to counteract that?
• 32:33
  S16: Smith's snackfood was losing market share because they were in
• 32:37
  S16: a war canteen schoolyard.
• 32:39
  S15: That's where they were. They were everywhere.
• 32:40
  S17: iPods come and like, took over Tasos.
• 32:43
  S15: It's like I ate a lot of chips. I was
• 32:44
  S15: a chubby kid. I had a lot of chips, mate.
• 32:47
  S16: Over 100 million cards circulated within Australia and New Zealand.
• 32:52
  S15: I don't like being noting myself or promoting myself as
• 32:55
  S15: just my general tendency.
• 32:57
  S20: He had trouble calling himself an artist when I was
• 33:00
  S20: growing up. He wouldn't refer to himself as an artist.
• 33:05
  S15: And I think it all came down to politics, not
• 33:08
  S15: wanting the artist to stand out too much ahead of
• 33:12
  S15: the product. It wasn't my intellectual property, but it was
• 33:15
  S15: something I'd created. Yeah, I mean, I definitely knew that
• 33:18
  S15: the artist had changed for sure. Kids can see through
• 33:22
  S15: fake bullshit. It's not oddbods. Unless. Andy Hawke did it.
• 33:26
  S15: People were figuring it out years later who actually did
• 33:29
  S15: the Oddbods because it was just unknown. And it was me.
• 33:36
  S12: Yeah.
• 33:36
  S5: So watch WATCH23520. It is a time machine. And if
• 33:41
  S5: you're younger and you don't remember them, just classic to
• 33:44
  S5: see what used to get people's wheels spinning back in
• 33:46
  S5: the day pre. I mean this is not the.
• 33:48
  S10: Oddbods with a Z by the way.
• 33:50
  S12: Yeah.
• 33:51
  S10: Uh how's that? Uh, Ricky says last time I went
• 33:53
  S10: to bed as a kid, I remember dreaming of the.
• 33:55
  S10: I wet the bed as a kid. I remember dreaming
• 33:57
  S10: of the I.P. freely. Astronaut Oddbods.
• 34:00
  S5: Yeah.
• 34:02
  S10: I, I actually can't remember any of the other ones,
• 34:04
  S10: if anybody can remember the names of them. Yeah. Seen
• 34:06
  S10: him through.
• 34:06
  S5: Well, this this was basically a derivative off the back
• 34:09
  S5: of the Garbage Pail Kids as well, which then took
• 34:12
  S5: the piss out of Cabbage Patch dolls. They were absolutely iconic.
• 34:15
  S5: And it has all of they've done a Garbage Pail
• 34:19
  S5: Kids book which shows series one through five. The original
• 34:23
  S5: ones were pretty bad. Then they got sharper and sharper
• 34:25
  S5: and sharper.
• 34:26
  S10: That's cool.
• 34:27
  S6: Very cool. Oh, all the best bits from the rock
• 34:29
  S6: drive with Jay and Dunk. You beauty. Listen, live on
• 34:32
  S6: our app or over 3 to 7 p.m. New Zealand time,
• 34:35
  S6: Monday to Friday.
• 34:36
  S12: Oh.
• 34:37
  S6: Give me the best bits.
• 34:38
  S10: The new movie that's out from DC as of tomorrow,
• 34:42
  S10: it's called Clayface. Um, a little bit different from your
• 34:45
  S10: usual superheroes flick. A full on body horror thriller about
• 34:49
  S10: a Hollywood actor whose face gets horribly disfigured. He's desperate
• 34:53
  S10: to get his looks back and just absolutely blows out
• 34:55
  S10: with some experimental treatment, and then turns him into Batman's, um,
• 35:00
  S10: one of Batman's one of the most disturbing villains. Um, Westley,
• 35:03
  S10: you got to catch up with a couple of the actors.
• 35:05
  S4: Yeah, man, I did. I got to catch up with, uh,
• 35:07
  S4: Tom Rhys Harries and Naomi Ackie, who play Tom Hagen
• 35:11
  S4: and Caitlin or Caitlin is the doctor that does the
• 35:13
  S4: experimental treatment, basically, without giving too much away. Origin story
• 35:16
  S4: of the Batman villain Matt Hagen. Under the new DC
• 35:19
  S4: universe remodel, the revamped. That's getting done by James Gunn
• 35:22
  S4: gun and mate. It is. It's mega. So I caught
• 35:25
  S4: up with the cast and had a quick chat. And
• 35:26
  S4: here's a bit of my chat with, uh, with Tom.
• 35:29
  S21: Yes, Lee. How's it going? We needed that for me.
• 35:32
  S21: We actually really needed that.
• 35:34
  S4: Tom. Can I just say, mate, it's been an absolute
• 35:36
  S4: pleasure in the least creepy way. Uh, watching you grow
• 35:39
  S4: as an actor over the years, bro, I've really enjoyed
• 35:41
  S4: all the stuff that you've done. I'm a big fan
• 35:43
  S4: and you have you have a line in the film
• 35:46
  S4: that drew me in instantly and almost brought me to tears.
• 35:49
  S4: It's when it's before, you know, your character gets his
• 35:53
  S4: hands dirty, so to speak. And he says, and I'm
• 35:55
  S4: paraphrasing here, I need my face. It's all I have.
• 35:59
  S4: And I think from that moment on, I was on,
• 36:02
  S4: I was on your side. You know, I, I feel
• 36:05
  S4: like we've all been there in our life at some point,
• 36:07
  S4: whether it's your face, your sense of humour, your religion, nationality,
• 36:11
  S4: your physique, we all have something that we feel defines us.
• 36:13
  S4: And the thought of losing that is just almost too
• 36:15
  S4: much to bear. So bringing that experience into Matt Hagan,
• 36:19
  S4: who undergoes such a horrifically Ruthless, you know, physical transformation.
• 36:24
  S4: How did you balance the physical and monstrous demands of
• 36:27
  S4: Clayface alongside the human vulnerability of someone who's losing his identity?
• 36:32
  S12: Oh.
• 36:33
  S21: Yeah. Oh. Thanks, Lee. That's so kind of you. I the, um.
• 36:38
  S21: I think what you see, Matt at rock bottom and
• 36:41
  S21: at his most vulnerable, where he's clutching for a semblance
• 36:45
  S21: of control over his life and, you know, finds Caitlin
• 36:51
  S21: Naomi's character. And he's, he's he's kind of has nothing.
• 36:56
  S21: He's at rock bottom. He has nothing. He has nothing
• 36:58
  S21: to offer up. And, um, he's desperate. And then, you know,
• 37:01
  S21: we do to your point, we, we all find ourselves
• 37:04
  S21: in situations throughout life where, you know, you are desperate
• 37:08
  S21: and you haven't got much to offer up. And I
• 37:09
  S21: think that that felt relatable to me. Whilst you've got,
• 37:14
  S21: you know, these extraordinary things going on and you've got
• 37:16
  S21: this bloke who can become a puddle of mud. He's
• 37:19
  S21: also um, he's, He's also a living, breathing, caring, deeply
• 37:24
  S21: emotional human being. And I think the thing that I
• 37:27
  S21: kept going back to with Matt is that despite the
• 37:30
  S21: fact that he's gaining all these powers and becoming ultimately Clayface,
• 37:33
  S21: whilst that's happening, he's regressing into a childlike version of
• 37:37
  S21: himself and childlike tendencies.
• 37:40
  S4: One final thing. Quick answer from you both. Did anything
• 37:42
  S4: from set make it home into your living room?
• 37:45
  S21: Yes.
• 37:45
  S4: No, not this time. No, no. Okay. I mean, I
• 37:48
  S4: need a judge. I still, I don't even need all
• 37:51
  S4: the time.
• 37:51
  S12: I've got.
• 37:51
  S21: I've got loads of stuff from. Sir, as we count
• 37:57
  S21: down to release, I'll do like, like, you know, like
• 37:59
  S21: 12 days of Christmas where I reveal the things I've
• 38:03
  S21: stolen from. Yeah.
• 38:04
  S4: You could give it back to James, the director, as
• 38:06
  S4: the Clayface and Ben calendar.
• 38:07
  S21: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Hey.
• 38:09
  S4: Bless you guys. I will catch you again soon. If
• 38:12
  S4: you're ever in New Zealand, come and find me. You'll see. Oh,
• 38:15
  S4: I love that.
• 38:16
  S21: Well, the only.
• 38:24
  S22: I want my life back.
• 38:28
  S23: This procedure is causing troubling physical changes. Are you okay?
• 38:35
  S23: This is going to be hard for you to believe.
• 38:38
  S23: Matt Hagen can change his face.
• 38:44
  S24: Is that so bad?
• 38:46
  S12: Whoa.
• 38:47
  S10: What toilet were you in when you recorded that?
• 38:51
  S5: So it's just using a cup between two pieces. Two
• 38:55
  S5: cups between a piece of string.
• 38:57
  S4: Oh, do you know what it was? I did it
• 38:58
  S4: out of the other studio. I couldn't use the studio.
• 39:00
  S4: So maybe that other studio sounds fine. Do you know what?
• 39:03
  S10: Wankers in the afternoon taking it up before their show,
• 39:05
  S10: were they?
• 39:05
  S4: If you want to catch the full interview. That doesn't
• 39:08
  S4: sound like that. It's up on the Rock podcast feed
• 39:09
  S4: and the movie is out in cinemas now. I thoroughly
• 39:11
  S4: recommend it. It's a great.
• 39:12
  S12: Watch.
• 39:12
  S5: They seem like two super lovely people.
• 39:15
  S4: And.
• 39:15
  S5: They obviously took a shine to you just like everybody
• 39:18
  S5: that you interview.
• 39:19
  S4: They were fantastic. And Tom Rhys Harries is from Wales.
• 39:22
  S12: From the valleys.
• 39:23
  S4: Yeah, yeah, that's what he said to me. Those were
• 39:24
  S4: the last thing he said was goodbye in Welsh. Yeah.
• 39:27
  S4: He got called out on it. He was like, what
• 39:28
  S4: did you say to him? I said goodbye in Welsh.
• 39:30
  S10: Um, we've got we're a bit after the show tonight,
• 39:33
  S10: getting on the blower with Matt from Wales, who we
• 39:35
  S10: sent over to the Bathurst 1000. Oh, nice. Yeah. So
• 39:37
  S10: looking very much forward to that. Um, yeah. Tom's seen classic.
• 39:40
  S10: The movie looks amazing. The trailer looks awesome to get
• 39:43
  S10: amongst that at your local cinema.
• 39:45
  S2: Rock.
• 39:45
  S6: Drive with Jay and Dunk.
• 39:47
  S10: And apparently a new streaming service out now. It feels
• 39:50
  S10: like there's a new one every week. Benny. Boys all
• 39:52
  S10: over it. What have you found?
• 39:53
  S8: Oh, this one's iconic, man. And I think that it's
• 39:55
  S8: really going to speak to your souls. Gentlemen, it is
• 39:57
  S8: not exactly what you think. It has been launched by
• 40:00
  S8: massive global international beer brand Heineken. Mhm. And it's called
• 40:05
  S8: pub Scription. Now it's a platform that swaps films and
• 40:08
  S8: TV shows for real life pubs and drinking spots. But
• 40:11
  S8: it's laid out in a Netflix style way. It's only
• 40:14
  S8: available in the UK at the moment. But basically, if
• 40:16
  S8: you're thinking about going out with your mates, you can
• 40:18
  S8: open it up. It looks like Netflix. It's got different categories.
• 40:21
  S8: Whether you want an Irish pub, whether you want something
• 40:23
  S8: to eat, something like that. You can scroll through and
• 40:26
  S8: it has images and videos and menus and stuff available
• 40:29
  S8: on your telly, and you can have a look. And
• 40:31
  S8: if you actually use the app at the moment, like
• 40:33
  S8: I said, just in the UK to choose one, Heineken
• 40:36
  S8: shows you your first beer on it as well, so
• 40:38
  S8: they give you a credit to then go into that bar, which,
• 40:40
  S8: you know, I worked in Hospo for, you know, 4
• 40:42
  S8: or 5 years doing events before I came and joined
• 40:44
  S8: your guys team and pubs are battling worldwide. So anything
• 40:48
  S8: like this that's actually going to get people off the couch,
• 40:50
  S8: I'm all for it. I think this is genius.
• 40:52
  S12: It's brilliant.
• 40:53
  S10: When's the last time Netflix bought you a beer?
• 40:55
  S12: Yeah. No, never.
• 40:56
  S10: You got me a free beer?
• 40:58
  S5: Yeah, I just, I just somebody broke down. This is
• 41:01
  S5: a complete aside, but still pub focus. Somebody broke down
• 41:05
  S5: the fastest way in terms of travelling to go to
• 41:08
  S5: every single pub in Ireland. And it's like there's like
• 41:13
  S5: 3500 pubs or something, And it takes you about, I think,
• 41:18
  S5: about six months if you're going to a different one
• 41:20
  S5: every day or something. It's great. I mean, it must
• 41:22
  S5: take you longer than that. It was man just showed
• 41:24
  S5: you the map as it travels around. Fascinating.
• 41:26
  S10: How's it been when you're in the UK? There's like
• 41:28
  S10: eight pubs to every one, like singular gas station.
• 41:33
  S12: Yeah.
• 41:34
  S10: Oh. Where's a gas station? Well, if you filled your
• 41:36
  S10: car up in beer, you'd be able to bloody. You'd
• 41:38
  S10: be filling up at every bloody, every corner of every street.
• 41:41
  S5: That's what happens when you've got a successful public transport system.
• 41:44
  S5: You don't need that many gas stations.
• 41:45
  S10: Oh, man. As soon as you don't pull on that three.
• 41:47
  S10: Because as soon as you try to say the public
• 41:49
  S10: transport was successful.
• 41:50
  S5: We got hammered for.
• 41:51
  S10: It. Everyone was like, no, no, it's not by the way,
• 41:54
  S10: as well. We do have, um, one of the great, um,
• 41:56
  S10: not for radio listeners of our pod, not for radio
• 41:59
  S10: podcast and Liam, uh, who's a train driver and showed
• 42:02
  S10: us the aftermath of smacking six birds in one.
• 42:04
  S12: Trip.
• 42:05
  S10: At 250km an hour. It's exactly how you'd think it
• 42:08
  S10: would look a bloody mess.
• 42:12
  S5: The vacuum was jammed so far into the headlight.
• 42:16
  S10: Na and one got jammed into the air horn and
• 42:18
  S10: he had to blow the horn to get it out.
• 42:20
  S10: And it's like poof! And then just a big puff
• 42:23
  S10: of feathers coming out. Uh. Coming up next, I've just
• 42:29
  S10: got back in the gym after an extended period off
• 42:31
  S10: like close to eight weeks. And.
• 42:34
  S5: You know, nobody was nobody could notice. It's amazing. You
• 42:37
  S5: maintain peak.
• 42:38
  S10: Oh, let me let me pull on that thread next
• 42:44
  S10: because yeah, I mean, there's a lot of work to do,
• 42:47
  S10: but there's also not a lot, a lot, a lot
• 42:49
  S10: of difference for this guy doing work and no work.
• 42:52
  S2: The Rock drive podcast.
• 42:54
  S10: Now, I said to this, I actually haven't talked about
• 42:57
  S10: this on here, but so I've had two, two months
• 42:59
  S10: off the gym finally started this year. I was like,
• 43:02
  S10: finally in capacity after having kids super close together to
• 43:06
  S10: get back in the gym. I was like, right, let's go.
• 43:08
  S10: But starting off really easy. Yeah, like it was back
• 43:12
  S10: in the day. Um, you know, the male young, testosterone
• 43:15
  S10: fuelled bravado would have, uh, got in the way of
• 43:18
  S10: lifting super lightweights. But now that I'm older and it
• 43:21
  S10: just gives zero F's, I did not care. I started
• 43:23
  S10: super light and just eased my way into it.
• 43:25
  S5: This is where people in their 80s come up and
• 43:27
  S5: just go, you finishing the machine? I just need to
• 43:29
  S5: rack up a few more plates on it.
• 43:30
  S10: Jeez, I had that actually happened back in the day
• 43:32
  S10: when I was super fat. And, um, David Tua did the,
• 43:36
  S10: he was like a machine, um, bicep curl. And I
• 43:40
  S10: was doing about a third of the stack. David Tua goes,
• 43:42
  S10: can I have a crack at that? When you're resting,
• 43:44
  S10: I was like, yeah, all good. And he just did
• 43:45
  S10: the whole stack and just smashed out like 30 reps.
• 43:48
  S10: It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. So
• 43:50
  S10: that wasn't me. No. And I was taking it easy.
• 43:53
  S10: And then I bloody got some calcium deposits on my, um,
• 43:56
  S10: tendon in my elbow. And I was like, I'll just
• 43:58
  S10: reset in eight weeks later, I've decided I'll go back
• 44:02
  S10: to the gym coincides with a um, trainer, um, who
• 44:06
  S10: reached out saying, I'll look after you, mate. You can
• 44:08
  S10: do it all online now. Coached by beige.
• 44:10
  S5: Yeah. So what is what's his set up that he's
• 44:12
  S5: running for you because there'll be a lot of people
• 44:13
  S5: out there saying, I can't really be asked, but I
• 44:15
  S5: just need a kick in the right direction. And he's
• 44:17
  S5: a legend.
• 44:18
  S10: He's using a really amazing app that heaps of trainers use. Um,
• 44:22
  S10: I think it's actually called, uh, I think it's just
• 44:26
  S10: called trainer or something.
• 44:27
  S5: Because I think the thing that you find out most
• 44:29
  S5: when you're at our age is a, we're probably lifting
• 44:34
  S5: too heavy and B, we're not eating enough protein for
• 44:37
  S5: any form of recovery or extra muscle build.
• 44:39
  S10: Oh, the protein thing, bro. How many grams of protein
• 44:42
  S10: do you reckon I'm having to smack away at the
• 44:43
  S10: moment a day.
• 44:45
  S5: 500g.
• 44:47
  S10: Not quite. It's 200, which is hard work. Like I'm.
• 44:50
  S5: Literally. So how much do you have to eat to
• 44:52
  S5: get that?
• 44:53
  S10: So.
• 44:54
  S5: Uh, what does that look like?
• 44:55
  S10: I'm pretty sure 4 or 5 scoops of protein powder today,
• 44:59
  S10: and I'm not even anywhere near it. I've had a
• 45:01
  S10: protein yogurt this afternoon. I've had chicken for lunch. I've
• 45:04
  S10: had a three egg omelette with egg whites added for breakfast. Like,
• 45:09
  S10: and I'm, I'm, I've still got about a over a
• 45:12
  S10: third of it to go today.
• 45:13
  S5: Yeah, I was looking when I was doing some conversion.
• 45:15
  S5: I have three tubes of venison mince, and I think
• 45:17
  S5: I just about just get in on it. It's like
• 45:19
  S5: one and a half kilos.
• 45:21
  S10: It's the full Popeye spec like. Yeah. Uh, and you
• 45:25
  S10: gotta eat like kilos and kilos of spinach to get
• 45:27
  S10: anywhere close to getting what you need into your body. Um,
• 45:30
  S10: but it's pretty funny, man. Like as soon as you, um,
• 45:34
  S10: like button off the alcohol, then the weight just starts
• 45:37
  S10: dropping off, which I've done, and I'm almost at the
• 45:39
  S10: lowest I've been after. Only like taking it seriously for
• 45:42
  S10: like a week.
• 45:43
  S5: Yeah. One of my mates, um, Asher, who's predominantly been
• 45:46
  S5: one of the biggest pork chops in our group of
• 45:48
  S5: mates for the longest time, Fifo just smashes piss and food. Um,
• 45:52
  S5: he's in Brazil at the moment. Normally in Ghana. FaceTime
• 45:55
  S5: me the other day, which is a massive no no
• 45:57
  S5: as a fella. But anyway, he took the thing anyway
• 45:59
  S5: and he'd just been hopping. He just hopped off the
• 46:01
  S5: tree and was like, what are you up to? He goes,
• 46:02
  S5: oh mate, I haven't spoken to him or face to
• 46:04
  S5: face for a few months. You know, it's like, mate,
• 46:06
  S5: your face, you're looking really like chiselled and what's going on?
• 46:09
  S5: He's made a I lost 25 kilos and I was like,
• 46:12
  S5: piss off! Where did he lose it, mate?
• 46:13
  S10: 25. I don't want to go to the same place.
• 46:16
  S10: He lost it.
• 46:16
  S5: Yes, well he's down, he's down a mine, which is
• 46:18
  S5: about a million degrees. So he sweats it out. He
• 46:20
  S5: drinks about five liters of water a day and doesn't
• 46:22
  S5: have a piss for 12 hours.
• 46:23
  S10: Whoa.
• 46:24
  S5: Um, and so he goes, just tidied up the food,
• 46:26
  S5: laid off the piss, and, um, he's looking slick. I
• 46:29
  S5: was like.
• 46:30
  S10: I'm walking.
• 46:30
  S5: About three hours.
• 46:31
  S10: A day as.
• 46:31
  S5: Well. In terms of the, uh, the hit list on
• 46:34
  S5: our mates, I was just sitting above him as the
• 46:36
  S5: untidiest rig and now I've been I'm resting on the seabed.
• 46:41
  S10: Oh, man. Um, so work in progress. I think that's, um,
• 46:45
  S10: just everyone is always, you know, don't want to clock life.
• 46:49
  S10: No way. Leave nothing left to do, you know.
• 46:52
  S6: Oh. Sounds feral, I love it. Rock drive with Jay
• 46:55
  S6: and dunk.
• 46:56
  S10: Yeah. So first of all we were chatting about the
• 47:01
  S10: Oddbods cards. There's a documentary coming out, The Odd Father. Uh,
• 47:06
  S10: next year, which looks awesome on the artist basically did
• 47:09
  S10: all the drawings for those cards that you used to get.
• 47:12
  S10: It's a pack of cards you used to get inside
• 47:13
  S10: your chip packets. Yeah.
• 47:15
  S5: Which in itself is just not overly game changing. But
• 47:18
  S5: at the time it was massive.
• 47:20
  S10: Oh yeah. That was like, you get multiple cards in
• 47:23
  S10: the chip packet, like, which was the game changer. Like
• 47:25
  S10: even Weet-bix are so tight, they only put two in.
• 47:28
  S5: Mhm.
• 47:29
  S10: Which always annoys the kids. I've got three kids. It's
• 47:31
  S10: an argument every time. Now I take them out and
• 47:33
  S10: put them in the bin. Yeah. Stop the arguments. But
• 47:36
  S10: these are some of the, um. These are some of
• 47:38
  S10: the characters that were on the oddbod cards, uh, steering, um,
• 47:42
  S10: starring steering. Sarah. I don't remember.
• 47:44
  S5: Steering.
• 47:45
  S10: Sarah um, mystery kid. Lard. Dracula. Lard. Uh. Napoleon. Bony parts, itchy. Witchy. Turbo. Granny. I.P. freely.
• 47:55
  S10: And the screechy teacher.
• 47:58
  S5: Yeah.
• 47:59
  S10: What ones are those? Do you remember? I remember the
• 48:00
  S10: Napoleon bony parts.
• 48:01
  S5: Yeah, I remember, uh, Napoleon bony parts, turbo granny and I.P.
• 48:05
  S5: freely and nerdy.
• 48:07
  S10: Neville was another one.
• 48:08
  S5: Yes, Neville.
• 48:09
  S10: Geez, that'd be a great base for some merch. At
• 48:12
  S10: some point.
• 48:12
  S5: Hey, um, I was also asking, uh, earlier on, is
• 48:17
  S5: this something that you can't do that you wish you
• 48:19
  S5: could do as big league? Um, pitch this one up
• 48:22
  S5: in this one here we're talking about because I said
• 48:24
  S5: I'd love to be able to sail a sailboat and
• 48:27
  S5: also be able to whip in a boat real slick
• 48:31
  S5: up to like, uh, pontoon or jetty. You see, there's the,
• 48:34
  S5: the gurus do it. It's so impressive in my eyes. Anyway. Um, and,
• 48:38
  S5: and then dunk said, have you ever parked the Interislander ferry?
• 48:42
  S5: Crago steps up. Hey boys. Done that. Parked the Interislander.
• 48:45
  S5: Now I play with bigger toys, 350 meter long container ships,
• 48:49
  S5: big cruise ships, tankers, etc. got the second best job
• 48:52
  S5: after you guys, I reckon.
• 48:53
  S10: Amazing. That's so sick. We're also chatting about blowing your
• 48:57
  S10: own trumpet, um, patting yourself on the back essentially. Uh,
• 49:00
  S10: one here I want to mention from Kieran went through
• 49:03
  S10: a bad patch in life that was almost it stuck
• 49:05
  S10: it out, got better and now I have a career
• 49:07
  S10: that I always wanted. After some real bad life and
• 49:10
  S10: business decisions, I've purchased my own house with my beautiful
• 49:12
  S10: wife and five kids. Amazing. Congrats, Helen. Three months after
• 49:16
  S10: smashing her pelvis is walking unassisted. Uh. And then this
• 49:20
  S10: is just a dirty one, but I'll chuck it at anyway,
• 49:23
  S10: because there'll be half of the people that are from
• 49:25
  S10: that area will hate this and half will love it.
• 49:27
  S10: Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but Central Pirates
• 49:30
  S10: RFC bit Midlands in the semi-finals. Get that right up here.
• 49:34
  S5: Um and also with the rerelease of Footrot Flats, the
• 49:36
  S5: dog's Tail coming out in January, 200 um artists worked
• 49:40
  S5: on that for 15 months, knocking out over 100,000 um frames, uh, dairy.
• 49:46
  S5: My papa was the lawyer for the creator of flats when, uh,
• 49:49
  S5: in Gisborne. He's got some pretty cool stuff from the film.
• 49:51
  S10: Yeah.
• 49:52
  S6: Go. Well, go long, go deep rock drive.
• 49:56
  S10: I can confirm I've struck up a deal for the
• 49:58
  S10: personalised number plate that is Duncan that someone's granddad owns.
• 50:01
  S10: And I even had. I'd love to have a beer with.
• 50:05
  S10: And then Duncan written there.
• 50:06
  S5: That's so cool.
• 50:07
  S10: So next week, at some stage, the grandson's going to
• 50:10
  S10: be coming in. I'll hand over the cash monies and
• 50:13
  S10: be the proud owner of that one.
• 50:15
  S5: It's quite a cool one. It's a one lifetime opportunity
• 50:18
  S5: on that. Yes.
• 50:20
  S10: How do you know you actually own it?
• 50:23
  S5: We have a change of ownership on the plate. Do you? Yeah.
• 50:25
  S10: But how do I know that they own it?
• 50:30
  S5: Are you assuming that they've just been doing servo drive
• 50:32
  S5: offs with it?
• 50:34
  S10: I don't know. Well, you know, people that did that
• 50:36
  S10: to make their pizza delivery job more profitable.
• 50:40
  S5: And then eventually you get a job in radio and
• 50:42
  S5: here you are. Yeah.
• 50:44
  S4: Well, you know.
• 50:45
  S10: Sometimes it takes a while, but eventually you'll hit the
• 50:49
  S10: bottom when you're digging.
• 50:50
  S5: Yeah, yeah. Keep on digging, Tink.
• 50:51
  S10: Tink, Tink. And then sometimes you open up that treasure
• 50:54
  S10: chest and it gets better.
• 50:55
  S5: Yeah. Yeah. Um, if anybody does know the legitimate answer
• 50:58
  S5: to that question, then by all means text it into three, five, two, zero.
• 51:01
  S10: Uh, but looking forward to it. It's going to be awesome. Um,
• 51:03
  S10: special mention as well to Frank, who texted in earlier
• 51:06
  S10: in the show. How are fellows Frank here? Not to
• 51:09
  S10: toot my own trumpet, but this last month I managed
• 51:11
  S10: to crack seven 100 and 80s on the old dart board.
• 51:15
  S10: Get in there, son.
• 51:17
  S5: That is impressive.
• 51:18
  S10: Thousand out of ten. Impressive. Have a great night in
• 51:21
  S10: New Zealand. We'll be back in tomorrow afternoon from three. Um.
• 51:24
  S10: Got some. We've got a bloke actually that's, um, currently
• 51:28
  S10: in the midst of breaking a world record for the
• 51:30
  S10: longest trip on a scooter on the podcast tomorrow, which
• 51:34
  S10: I'm looking forward to.
• 51:35
  S5: I also missed this one as well. Not to toot
• 51:36
  S5: my own trumpet, but I just won a second award
• 51:39
  S5: for this year. Um, this time a silver medal in
• 51:41
  S5: the New Zealand Artisan Awards for my punch chilli crisp oil. Um,
• 51:46
  S5: get punch.co.nz. If you like your things a little spicy.
• 51:50
  S10: I love chilli oil eh? Yeah, that makes the old breakfast,
• 51:53
  S10: said Sing Benny Boy joins me on the night show tonight. Uh,
• 51:57
  S10: and we will be back in tomorrow afternoon from three.
• 51:59
  S10: Paul Murray who?