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Episode 60: Magma · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: So I find myself watching footage of volcanoes blown away,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: and you know, something doesn't seem like all that big
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: of a deal to me. If you want to see
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: y'all come around my place, and I have a forge
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: a back where I make my own rivets and boats
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  Speaker 1: from his steam tractor. Yeah that woman, I'll tell you
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: they're a lava.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't worry me now.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, here's this week's episode of Tom and Jerry show.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I'll see there.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: There was a long hell tradition in this country there
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  Speaker 3: from the leaving circles on, we get good weather. But
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: someone appears who have welshed on the deal.
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  Speaker 2: There's an apocalypse going on, Jerret because we have Midgi's
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  Speaker 2: down here. I'm a long time on the planet. I've
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  Speaker 2: even lived in this negative woods, literally negative woods. I
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going on, what sort of nuclear reactors
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: after opening over the hill, But I think I lost
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  Speaker 2: the top of my year last night from the midgies.
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  Speaker 2: So yes, between the kids, not you know, whatever enchantment
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  Speaker 2: that they normally cast for the good weather, and now
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  Speaker 2: I'm losing body parts as a result of wildlife flying wildlife. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think we're in the end of the day's here.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. But at least seventeen
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  Speaker 3: might have said outside is raining, but inside is funny
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  Speaker 3: because you're here with the Tom and Jerry show myself,
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  Speaker 3: Jerry McBride and himself.
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  Speaker 2: Tom. O'money, do you know I'll tell you something. I've
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  Speaker 2: had a fine week, But I got a question put
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  Speaker 2: to me by a bloke that you would know him
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: from a long time back, but it was it was
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  Speaker 2: about a corporate he came to me about and he
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  Speaker 2: left me a voice man, and it took him. I
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  Speaker 2: can only say pride in the fact it took him
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  Speaker 2: two and a half minutes to get to the point
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  Speaker 2: and ask me the question. And I was amazing the
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  Speaker 2: balls to ask me yet, but it took the question
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  Speaker 2: two and a half minutes.
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  Speaker 3: What you read question myself?
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  Speaker 2: If it was really if you were booking me for
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  Speaker 2: a corporate but it was a series of corporates and
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  Speaker 2: what not, and you were you had one question. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you wanted to keep everything button tight and nice and
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  Speaker 2: neat and clean and everything else, but you were nervous,
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  Speaker 2: and it took you two and a half mis What
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  Speaker 2: do you think you might have to ask me. You
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  Speaker 2: might have felt forced to ask.
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  Speaker 3: Me, ah, do you know what time? I don't want
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  Speaker 3: us to fall out so leading the witness your honor
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  Speaker 3: that I know the question. Anytime I was the book
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  Speaker 3: for a corporate right like that, I would have to
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  Speaker 3: ring up biz and go like much do I charge
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  Speaker 3: with this?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, it's not gonna on.
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  Speaker 2: Those lines are aall so no, see it was a
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  Speaker 2: physical nature. I was a physical Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I know exactly how too much to charge? Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: that's always set out a long time ago. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: That was that was the first message.
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  Speaker 3: A physical question. Do I do I have me make you?
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  Speaker 3: Hanging out in the middle of of the show, what
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  Speaker 3: is it?
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  Speaker 2: He asked me, would I consider? And I took him
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: two and a half minutes of dandering and pondering around,
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  Speaker 2: would I consider shaving off my mustache? Yeah? I mean
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  Speaker 2: if you could see Jerry's face right now, Jerry will
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  Speaker 2: tell you the exact story of the kind of question
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  Speaker 2: that is to ask.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's uh, that's.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like christ, you want to sleep with my
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  Speaker 2: wife as well? What the fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to say, like you know, you. I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to think of an analogy here to him, like
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  Speaker 3: you know you wouldn't ask you know.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't have asked an Amish guy to fucking yeah,
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  Speaker 2: to shave off his beard? Or you know why you're
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  Speaker 2: fucking happened? It's just I laughed. I actually sent him
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: back a message roar and laughing, and I said, you
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  Speaker 2: have some fucking balls and you're saying that to balls?
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  Speaker 3: Would you ask Steven Sagall to chop off his ponytails?
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  Speaker 2: Or now you're now or you're talking? Would you would
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  Speaker 2: you ask Chuck Norris to shave off his beard? And yes,
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  Speaker 2: I am aligning myself with Chuck Norris. I don't mind.
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  Speaker 3: Would you would you ask Dolly Pardon to dry down?
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  Speaker 3: Think about what you're asking here.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, just like Dolly takes a lot of money to
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  Speaker 2: look this cheap. But I I, yeah, two hundred miles
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  Speaker 2: away over a voice note and take getting two and
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  Speaker 2: a half minutes out of dancing around trying to get
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  Speaker 2: to the point.
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  Speaker 3: And I you know, I don't. I can't imagine what
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  Speaker 3: the gig was for Tom. And I'm not going to
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  Speaker 3: ask you on air, but I don't see why you
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  Speaker 3: mustache was a deal breaker.
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  Speaker 2: It's not at all. I think he was. It's he's
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  Speaker 2: getting into the world of this and he doesn't realize.
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  Speaker 2: I've done hundreds and all of them were not They
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: were not sends mustachieh. They were mustacheed. Was it was
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  Speaker 2: part of the deal. It's part of the deal. Like,
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  Speaker 2: this is what it was.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was taking a back for a day. So it
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  Speaker 2: was very ill enjoyed this one that she she, I
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  Speaker 2: must ask you a question.
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  Speaker 3: It's integral to the piece. The art collapses without it.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, there is yeah, no getting around it like this,
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  Speaker 2: you know. But yeah, And there was no modifications to
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  Speaker 2: be made to it. After that. It was like, you
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  Speaker 2: have some neck up.
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  Speaker 3: But I gotta tell you, Tom, it is. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: a heartwarming sign of things to come for the comedians
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  Speaker 3: out there without any mustaches. Keep it up, guys, you
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  Speaker 3: never know what you might get.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I look, it's still going ahead anyway, would
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  Speaker 2: seem regardless. I said, Look, you can fucking see gi
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  Speaker 2: in in posts.
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  Speaker 3: That there you go, there you go. Co here, Tom, listen,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna launch into this show because he had a
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  Speaker 3: big dis big show. Okay, I could talk mustaches with
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: you all day. I could talk mustaches in the weather
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  Speaker 3: and they'll even start with you all day, baby. But
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  Speaker 3: we got more to worry about. Okay, world collapse in
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  Speaker 3: that here, Okay, not for nothing that this week's big
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  Speaker 3: news is actually world breaking news. So let's get into
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  Speaker 3: it segment number one. You know how it goes, folks,
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  Speaker 3: the scuttle, but the big noise that weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case, mad, you know, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of a lot of what have you, and a
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  Speaker 3: lot of SCRAMs to keep in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 2: The warm falling a part is quite literally correct in
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  Speaker 2: what you're saying. A chunk of a very famous part
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  Speaker 2: of Italy Sicily, to be exact, has fun fallen off
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  Speaker 2: mount and just like like a gab because that's essentially
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  Speaker 2: on mount.
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  Speaker 3: A giant temple.
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  Speaker 2: Gab it. It's a ZiT exactly and essentially actually the
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  Speaker 2: east side of here just fell in because you know.
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  Speaker 3: Italy, Like, here's the thing, Tom, Mount Etna has erupted,
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  Speaker 3: screaming and crying in the high rise blocks. A lot
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  Speaker 3: of this hangesting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Itaian medallion, what what what do you want for me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm Italian?
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  Speaker 3: It's the fucking mountain here. I'm gonna tell you one
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  Speaker 3: fucking mountain here.
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  Speaker 2: It's fall fucking one.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up, who est your Mountaineta has erupted. Okay, And
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  Speaker 3: it has been described in news their awards, not mine
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  Speaker 3: as a shocking eruption of Moranda and Tom. It would
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  Speaker 3: be a shocking eruption sleeve Goldian blue.
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  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, if the guilties their top off, the
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  Speaker 2: sugar loaf went YEA mount literally does nothing else but
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  Speaker 2: bitch moaning, complain.
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  Speaker 3: She's yeah, this like eighteen months ago.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, she never stops.
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  Speaker 3: She never stops. She has mountain never stops.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking she's over. But it's she oftna as we
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  Speaker 2: may make all her. She's yeah, she's stewed. It was
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  Speaker 2: Monday morning local time. She I think it was eleven
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  Speaker 2: thirty local time. She bushed in a cloud of ash
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  Speaker 2: and hot gas, went flying and went spewing down the
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  Speaker 2: sided the mountain in what is described right. So what
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  Speaker 2: happened was there's a couple of creators up the top
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  Speaker 2: one of the basically, if you imagine the upside of it,
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  Speaker 2: the cop and the relevant will call it the wall
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  Speaker 2: fell in on it. On the east side, bushed and
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  Speaker 2: opened what is almost magma just underneath the surface is
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  Speaker 2: ready to rocks flying. Now you get the lights of
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  Speaker 2: the ones in in Hawaii, and they're kind of they
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  Speaker 2: have a name on them. They're they're plinial Clinian eruption.
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  Speaker 2: And that's this is where we're gonna get conselexual about those.
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  Speaker 3: Technically, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: A Plinian eruption is obviously is much slower. It just
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  Speaker 2: flew down the side about whereas this was what's known
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  Speaker 2: as a Strombolian eruption. Hey, Stromboli, this fucking val volcanologist.
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  Speaker 2: So this guy, this fucking volcanologist over here to classify
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  Speaker 2: this is a fucking explosion.
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  Speaker 3: You you rock, you geologist guy.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, but she's all pissing the fucking wind. Really etna, right,
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  Speaker 2: because whereas the other ones tend to flow down the
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  Speaker 2: mountain and flow and keeping flowing, she blows our top,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely splurges everywhere, but within a fairly confined area.
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  Speaker 3: She just blow.
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  Speaker 2: All the energy is kind of fucking blasted up into
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  Speaker 2: the air, flows down the side, makes a big fucking
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  Speaker 2: Italian you know what I mean? Not saying that there's
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  Speaker 2: no substance to Italians. But you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of this and a lot of fucking
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  Speaker 2: gesture in you of them, You fucking mook, And that's
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  Speaker 2: kind of that's kind of what she does. She just
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  Speaker 2: makes a big like lavi, comes up in the face
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  Speaker 2: of the clump together fingers and pumb and just shakes it,
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  Speaker 2: shakes itself at the world and just falls down around
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  Speaker 2: the place. She doesn't get beyond like a kilometer down
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  Speaker 2: the mountain, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That was that was the thing for me tom Now
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  Speaker 3: as a young man growing up like a you know,
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  Speaker 3: you'd hear volcanoes erupting, and you would see volcanoes erupting
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  Speaker 3: and in cartoons and things like this, and that was
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  Speaker 3: always the classic red good flowing down the side of
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  Speaker 3: a mountain. Traditionally, any of the volcanoes that we've seen
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  Speaker 3: in real life, it's a lot of smoke. You don't
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  Speaker 3: see the classic mount doom, hot river of lava flowing
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  Speaker 3: around the place. But sounds like we might get a
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  Speaker 3: bit of it here, right.
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  Speaker 2: There's a like I said, she she definitely did fire
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  Speaker 2: out magma lava. She fired out a rake and it
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  Speaker 2: came down like it was like in one minute it
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  Speaker 2: was down the mountain, like if you were hiking or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: You're fucked in that moment. God, there's no getting out
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  Speaker 2: of the way of it. Whereas in the likes of Hawaii,
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  Speaker 2: I think the biggest one is a Mona or we
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  Speaker 2: call him, but it's not Moana, but it's like Mona
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  Speaker 2: loa or something like that, which and no doubt it
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  Speaker 2: translates to something fair basic because to give they have
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  Speaker 2: lovely names, but they translate on the Buttom in Hawaiian
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Sea rock.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, it's probably just caused something like big Mountain,
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  Speaker 2: but it sounds way better in in Polynesian culture like
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  Speaker 2: Mona loaned. But they get proper level the level that
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: we used to see, do you remember, Like that's from
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  Speaker 2: National Geographic Go up in a big tinfoil suit. They
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  Speaker 2: take a big cup of it on a stick and
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  Speaker 2: then and that's the stuff they'll flow that that will
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  Speaker 2: flow way off down into that will form a new island,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, off into the sea. Whereas
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  Speaker 2: she just goes like she just got one year, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, She just zero to one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and a half a second, blows up into the air
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  Speaker 2: flies down the mountain. Both because it's it's planked in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of Europe. It's a complete producks because ash
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  Speaker 2: and whatnot tend to ground a lot of planes in
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  Speaker 2: fucking a few hundred kilometers of the place. So this
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: is what makes horror really well known. Do you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean? It's not to be not to be confused.
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  Speaker 2: Was a Mount Vesuvius. Yeah, that was. That was a
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  Speaker 2: proper fucker.
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  Speaker 3: That was.
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  Speaker 2: That was. That was a horror of a fucking day,
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  Speaker 2: you know, forever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, historically. Yeah. Come here, here's what I want to
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  Speaker 3: say to you, Tom. Okay, here's here's what I had mounted.
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  Speaker 3: We hope everybody get home, gets home safe. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: the Italians lived to fucking Italians over there. What caught
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  Speaker 3: my eye in the headline, Tom, was Tourists flee as
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  Speaker 3: Mount Etna blows. Right, Tourists flee, Tourists flee for the lives.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you one thing, Tom, if you go
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  Speaker 3: any for fucking near Mount Etna on your holidays, surely
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  Speaker 3: a little part of you wants to see that thing blow.
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  Speaker 2: I just know, like you're like, what it like? What
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: brought you there? Otherwise the local town is Mescale, right,
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: And I'll be honest. You look at mescal and do
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: you know it's like going to going to Eden Derry
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  Speaker 2: and expecting skiing. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I was gonna you know, I was going
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  Speaker 3: to say, like you know, going to going to Mount
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  Speaker 3: Etna and fleeing one of the rops is like going
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: down to Dingle back in the day and getting scared
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: to the dolphin.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, right, to be fair, if you the ghost
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  Speaker 2: dolphin that would show up now would probably scare you
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  Speaker 2: small bent. But I get what you're saying. You're one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent right.
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise what are you? What are you doing here? So Tom,
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  Speaker 3: here's what I want to take it to you. Okay, Uh,
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  Speaker 3: Disaster tourism. Okay, like danger tourism. We've all had some
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  Speaker 3: danger tourism all around the place. Like you know, I
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  Speaker 3: got to ask you where would you like to go
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  Speaker 3: and what would you like to see? I'll start you
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  Speaker 3: off on this one. Maybe you want to go see
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  Speaker 3: a volcano. Maybe that's your thing. I don't know, But
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  Speaker 3: I got to tell you what I would love to
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  Speaker 3: see in my time more than it and else dangerous
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  Speaker 3: and all as it is. I'm not talking about lying
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  Speaker 3: at the pool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about like Cay the cavalry, Boggain, get there.
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  Speaker 3: You're close. That's that's number two on the list. I
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: would travel this air Tom to see a tornado, a
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: good tornado, a good old fashioned twister, to be uphill
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  Speaker 3: from it and feel the wind of it coming down
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  Speaker 3: on me and seeing the sky and the lightning, and
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  Speaker 3: that is a tornado right in front of me. I've
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: never seen one, probably not gonna see one in Ireland
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  Speaker 3: anytime soon, you know. And you know I've seen Big Ben,
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  Speaker 3: seen Statue of Liberty. I've seen a lot of things
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  Speaker 3: in the time time. And you know what I want
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  Speaker 3: to see more than nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: Tornado, baby, Yeah, do you know what I I that's yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because there's a lot more like you'd say, okay, hurricane
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  Speaker 2: is hard, it's just windy.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: All the hurricane is just a good It's like, yeah,
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: it's a rainstorm and.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a windy day. We've we covered i think
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  Speaker 2: a couple of big storms in our time on the show.
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  Speaker 2: But it's just a big it's in the market words
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  Speaker 2: of Ron White, It's not that the wind is blowing
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: it's what the wind is blowing, and that's it's a
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: fella says. You know, a guy was This is a
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: quote the Begain, but it was like this guy was
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: he figured he was so fit he was going staying
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: in his house during the storm and that's it. He
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: was a fit man in his sixties and he was like, Yeah,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: you can do all the push ups in the world,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: but if a fucking volvo hits you at ninety miles
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: an hour flying through the year, it doesn't matter, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. So that's all I'm which I
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  Speaker 2: could only imagine, and I mean, and this is no
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  Speaker 2: disrespect to the people that have lost home, the lives
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  Speaker 2: and earthquakes, but fuck me, that must be a mental scenario.
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  Speaker 3: Like that's a good one as well.
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  Speaker 2: I go, like, I think I'd like an earthquake out
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  Speaker 2: in the field. Do you know what I mean? You know,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want ship because the last thing you want
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  Speaker 2: to get killed by is something man made? Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: No, a fluorescent bulb foil that fell out of a
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: commercial commercial building ceiling. I killed me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't want to get killed by
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: a folding chair.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Now, you're talking, you know what I mean? Oh no,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: the belly gong water flipped over and fucking broke you.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I will say tom and no disrespect to
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: anybody who lost their lives. But the last, the last
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: big earthquake that I remember, or one of the last
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: big earthquakes of this year was wasn't it in Thailand
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: or some such? And you can see build and swaying.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: The only thing that that that caught my eye. There
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: was a lot of rooftop pools. A lot of rooftop pools,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: you remember what it was all Jesus like there's yeah,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I mean every building had this like fancy rooftop infinity
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  Speaker 3: pool on it. And when they started swinging, it started
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: dumping like a thousand gallons of water down onto the street,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: like all over the.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Place that and there seemed there was one building and
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: it was too like it was two building connected via
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: like with the with theatre water.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Well that's honestly, that's like milkshake shops, you know what
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I mean. One building had it and then all of
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: a sudden there was one everywhere. But yeah, you don't
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: want to be downtown while I'm dumping it on the
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: thousand gallons of water down on top of it. Yeah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: you're right out in the field or hey, Phoenix Park
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: sized area.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I'd love to be around like a load of animals
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: when a mad earthquake comes out. Yeah, nothing could fall
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: on us. I just want to see the panic in
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: all our faces as natural being.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. They've seen it in yours
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: fair exchange.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Like, no, no, I'm going I
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: want to wonder what I be pissing my pants. But
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: they're like, this is you know, genetically ingrained in us
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: to just dance.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: With it, baby. And a sudden you turn around to
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: the dog, going, this is it, buddy, And then all
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: of a.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Sudden you turn around there's like a bunch of gazelles
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: behind you, just kind of actually doing a dance from
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: like fucking you know, from like doing the begies. And
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: they're going, oh no, this is genetically built into us
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: to be able to do this. Can you you not
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: do that? Oh no, of course you can't. You standing
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: there in your fucking Nike you gobshite.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: No, We're this is this is what we do you
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: nob I can I can see that being very like
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Jurassic Park just like the galloping around you at all sides,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: like slamming around you. The galum mimus is just deers
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: and cheap fucking knows what stamping around you.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I reckon, Yeah, I'd be pissing my pants out, and
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: they would probably be not in any way affected by
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: it whatsoever, because they have no preconsilt notions about you
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's just like, Okay, that's Tuesday.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: You know, it just took a little longer to get home.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: You'll notice neither of us said tsunami. Tom No, I
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: think we're already being anywhere near one of them fucking things.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Now. I think this will, this will will in our
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: somebody ever trying to AI the chat, if they're ever
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: going to copy us, this phrase will come up more
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: and more again. And you know the phrase I'm gonna say.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: You know the phrase I'm going to say, Jerry, Anybody
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: who's a long term listener would know the phrase I say.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: The second you said tsunami, sounamis are connected to what Jerry,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: as a result.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Of what earthquakes? Yeah in the then yeah, turn that end.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: In the sea, in the fucking sea. And everybody knows
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: my opinion at the stage of the sea. Oh yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: filling into fuck, filling in the fuck. That's my opinion
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: on the sea. No, thank you.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, there you go. Are we out
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: of pocket ladies and gentlemen? I mean, like you know,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I you know I have. I'm on record as saying
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: that I could easily fight a bear. So here's me
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: saying that I'd love to go see a tornado and
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'll be there standing watching the tornado while the pale
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: and post passes cleanly through my fucking forehead killing me
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: instantly with a.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Smile on your face because you didn't even see it coming.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: You're just smiling at all the dust swirls, yeah, yeah,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah as a cow get fucking takes me out.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one thing, Kang, if you have been
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: in any of these places while earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, volcanoes
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: have taken place, and you want to tell us to
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: stop being idiots by all means yet in touch with
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry show and please let us know.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: But other than that, Tom else to say on man
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Etna other than get well soon.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Get well soon? I had she was Actually she falls
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: under Greek mythology because it was. It's been erupted forever,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? So she does I
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: think she she was supposed to have kept a monster
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: called Typhon underneath her or something.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Of course, the lads aren't going to get scientific about it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: There's not fucking monster living in the thing. You're like,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: all right, that's fair enough. But yeah, she does feature
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: in Greek mythology as a result of she's been doing
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: this shit for millennia, so to get surprised by it
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: and to build a house near it and go, I
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: can't believe. I can't. I genuinely didn't expect it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: You're enough, Here we are again, Here we are again.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Well let's get off this subject before Tom starts blaming
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: the aliens on.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: We were just they're just around the corner. I could
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: still find a place from yet chair.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Well look we might, we might find an alien or
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: two in the next segment of the show, ladies and gentlemen,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: because as you know, we go on from talking about
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: the news around the world to the news of one
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: very specific person. And again, folks, this is the Tom
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: and Jerry Show. If it's news to us, it's news.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: We talk about the local guy the guy who just
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: made a little bit of noise a little bit more
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: than anybody else in assignment that we call this lady again.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: This lad didn't happen this week, but it was their
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: first week of learning about it. And you know, like
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I said, if it's news to the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: what's going on the Tom and Jerry Show, it's.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Well worth mentioning too, because I think especially for a
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: lot of Irish listeners, nor Norrish listeners, nor England I
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: would hope, but definitely Scottish listeners. Do you know what
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I mean? We all kind of fall under a similar banner,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: What I mean?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: This would touch some part to your heart. There's been
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: a nostalgia in this, a bit of a ah because nobody.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Has listeners in the Greater or she Engine area. You
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: may need to google this one.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But there's two kind of stories in this
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: where there's the dream scenario and there's the fucking nightmare scenario.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But there's the dream scenario of essentially what has happened.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I'll get straight to. It's about the mighty Book Fast, right,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: so book Fast if you're wonder it's it's kind of
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: a it's a tonic wine. I don't know how much
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: tonic it is supposed to be in this, but essentially
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: what happened was I fella found it. If the World
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: War two miniature version we're talking, you know, it looked
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: like it looks like a proper old school.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Mini bar bottle of book Fast, Yeah, mini.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Bar bottle of like it's this art. You know, you
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: one glass of champagne. You'd see him, right, I fell
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: in Glasgow. Essentially, Jonathan Porter he found it why clearing
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: out the family's place. Now, he didn't go to homes
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: under the hammer. He didn't go to the anti's roads show.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: He just put it up on eBay. This was eighty
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: years old. Now. He put it up cute enough, like
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: known that it was worth a fair frequid because it's
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: like it's in top condition. Like it's a bit faded,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: but that's exactly what you want if you're a collector.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: And let me let me let me tell you one
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: thing to people know. One thing about book Fast is
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: at a bottle of it doesn't last long once you
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: buy it. Now you're talking, that's exactly when you fucking
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: keep the safer, which to.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Be fair is like without a doubt makes it more,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: do you know? It makes it more fucking desirable, because.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: There's rare bottles of book Fast that are a fortnight old.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Like it's like finding an old packet, an empty pack
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: of the crisps like, or a full pack of Crisps
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: with the you know, ten P written on it or something.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's it's the thing that gets opened more
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: than anything. The second is his purchase. Nobody's buying this
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: shit to go. I'll put it aside. It's for a
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: special a.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're using you're using the receipt of it as
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: better grip to open it as you walk it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now you're like, now you're absolutely talking.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: So this this this chap found like an eighty year
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: old fun sized bottle of box Fast exactly exactly.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Now it's it's like I said, Second World War, so
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: nineteen thirties through to nineteen forties, which would have like
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: way back in the day this was made in I knew,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I knew it was a Benedictine monk, but it was
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: a Benedictine monk as well. That's what is it a
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: touch of class. So it was a Benedictine monk that
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: they still make it to this day. But it was
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: a man called was a dump Perion invented the first champagne. Sure,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: but it was originally sold in small as medicine and
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: the slogan three small glasses a day for good health
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: and lively blood.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean anybody.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he posted and anyway, Upsport posted this and
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: he placed, you know, a fifty quid reserve and the
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: bit just went wild on it. And the most Scottish
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: sounded bloke ever West Lothian, which I imagine would have
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: been oh, west Lothian would be Glass region. I don't know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: But his name was Tom Wilson, like Wilson, Tam Wilson,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: which is Tom. It is Tom, but they did, they
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: were they spelled things fanatically there yeah, and he's Tom Wilson.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: So he fucking he gets on it anyway, and he
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: like he was ready to own his but he got
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: carried away with himself on last Thursday night. And it
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: turns out he is a I love this. How many
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: other tonic wines aredur in Scotland. He builds himself as
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: being a tonic wine connoisseur. You're a fucking schuallyhead, is what?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: And you like Bucky, like all of us did when
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: we were students.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: But you know, I'm a bit of a heinechn connoisseur myself, Tom.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're now now Yeah the cheap island albis.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Connoisseur is what I tag myself as.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: But Anky door, he's connoisseur on myself to this, I'll
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: tell you.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Now, I had Walker's Monster Munch today or with the
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: fields is I did the same thing to you what
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: you did to me earlier. And Walker's Monster Munch not
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: at the races, No, no, sting office.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: That's a story for a different story, for a different time.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: How many way? Wait, how does this guy get on
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: with his book Fast up On?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: So he went ahead and I really got carried away
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: in and I'm going to go out and a limb
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and say either Tom is divorced or without woman for
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: sure now because he ended up coughing up for his
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: ten thousand pounds sterling Scottish money. He and he went
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: up on social media with looks like I've won the
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: book fast for you. Oh no, there's only one winner
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: here now and that's mister Porter, Jonathan Porter up the
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: other he's ten grand up And this where that's what
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you'd say when good Jobyn good Tobin, you'd say Porter
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: was in the money and he's the lucky lad through
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: all this. But well, it turns out that in our
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: fears that mister Wilson can't actually afford the purchase, the
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: original order mis supporter may still be liable for as
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: much as two hundred and fifty pounding fees. So I
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: made his start a fundraiser go fund me, because this
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: is the love of Buckey, right. He literally started started
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: a fundraiser to see could he get into ten k.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Everybody just chip in a bit as you would be
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: able to go fund me, and.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: He literally like all those cancer fundraisers, Tom, this is.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: It like I cut off my mother seven hundred quid.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You're welcome for you know. But he lads are actually
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: chiming in. They're going, oh fine, and he he hadn
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: gone a bit of a pickle. Lads, he's got he
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: didn't tell him at the end. You know, he's going
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: to bring it around the schools, show kids like the
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: local trophy. He'll do something with it so we'll all
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: get to appreciate it. No, straight up, his mate Road
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: a silly bastard. Me of mine has only one himself
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: a bottle of buckeye well for ten thousand fucking absolutely
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: hilarious situation, but not for the sailor, nor hilarous to Tom.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: As the Buckfast. He was the dog Fast. He was
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: under the influencer at the time. He was drinking Bucky
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: and drunk on Bookie while fucking bidding as well, and
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: truly one off. He's a Buckfast Wines number one fan. Yeah,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: he pulled the rug from under his whole story there,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I'm a tonic wine connoisseur. His mate rattinghim out for
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: being an absolute swallly head. Let's pull together as as
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Sish heads do and get him the battle to fulfill
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: his life dream. Thanks life now dream.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: He's not a life now dream he has He hasn't
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: had this dream for more than six hours. Like, you know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: it wasn't that he went on e Bay looking for
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: vintage bog Fast. He was slashed on eBay, fell across it,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: put in a bid for ten grand while drunk, it
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: must be said, and woke up the next morning to say, like,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: well here's the thing that gets me and and like
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: this has pis said for you? Tom? You know he
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: probably doesn't know that that's not legally binding. He can
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: just walk away from that, right.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: What Apparently there's a two hundred and fifty quids. I
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: don't know for why. It doesn't say why, and I've
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: never heard of that in eBay.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I'd be saying. Honestly, Tom, I'll be saying the very
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: best look getting that out of me.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently there's a two hundred and fifty but he
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: put like there's a all there was was a fifty
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: quid reserve, but there seems to be some sort of
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty quid in fees. Who's fees?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ebail best look best luck like eBay, like, send
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: the grippers after me here, you're not getting that two
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty pounds.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Not the fucking fit. Now, before we go any further
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: eye before people are start shouting at their phones. Yes,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: it was Benedictine months, but there's more than one Benedicting
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Benedictine Friary or whatever you'd call him, Munkerry. It is
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: actually house. It's a it's a it is actually an
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: English drink. So it's from Devon, so and it's one
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: of the last remaining ben addicting. What would you call
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: him friary in the UK? Yeah, so it's but it's
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: it's the Inexplicably, there is no explanation as to why
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: it's become the national drink of Scotland, which I would
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: argue is armed.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I'd say there's very clear evidence why it's become a
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: national drink Scotland.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Top. Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Queries as to how it wasn't.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: If it was, I was going to find yourself drinking,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: you know, eating this stomach of a sheep with its
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: lungs inside in the middle of it, You're going to go, well,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: there's only one way to do this.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely fucking you know what I would be like
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: saying the Garland's favorite drink is be motion. People will
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: be like, gang on a second. I think you'll find
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Againness is winning this race.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Handly when you put when I typed it in like
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: the history of it or whatever, and one of the
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: first things that comes up, and this is so bucky
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: is book fast Catholic or Protestant?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Come to find out neither. It's Benedictine.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: It is like Roman Catholic is been addicted? All right, isn't?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, no, it is.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I thought they were the wrong. They were the wrong.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: No, that their own sector right, like no doubt. They
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: probably think of a couple of different rules that we
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: don't know about. But they are not the Roman Catholic
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: they are for sure.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I know that every episode of Tom and Jerry expose
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: my ignorance of religion. A wee bit more Tom, But
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: before we go any further, Tom, Tom Tom, So let's
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: let's let's uh, let's let's spare thought of Tom. You
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: know the crux of this story that he was drunk
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: and he bought something that he shouldn't have, very drunk,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: and he made a decision or a financial portrase. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: God knows we've been that SOLDI Jesus Christ, Jesus, do
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: you happen to do you happen to have an example
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: of some thing, some decision you made under the influence
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: of book faster? Otherwise it might be beamish Now that we.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Think I wasn't a big Bucky fan, I could neither was.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I think I had it like twice an Yeah, no,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I thought it was stinking. I know, what the hell,
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't drink wine at the best of times.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: No, I just and even if it was physy or Tonicy.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people buy the hype of things,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like and there's great hype
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: behind Buckey, you know what I mean. It's they'll tell
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: you that it'll you know, it's nearly like taking drugs
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and it's not.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: It was absolute geek. The day I taste, it was like, oh,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not drunk enough for this to be needed, Like
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I can, don't worry. There's mace tequila now, so let's.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Get some of that into me and plastic bottle of vodka.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all. I've been there. I have been there.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: So the the part like the stupid decisions, Jesus Christ,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Jerry that we do not have a twenty
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: hour podcast on our hands there, But if anybody wants
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: to go back and just recap some of that, there
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: is sections from yesteryear of where we used to do
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: our drunkest ever and the stupid ship. But as far
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: as I'm going to go with a purchase, and I
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: did buy a I thought, yeah, I'd completely forgot about
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, I hope she's not listening, but
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I did. I was blutered for about two days. For
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: whatever reason. It was great. It was a very lovely time.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: But I did a lot. I did a nice thing.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I booked and paid for a ridiculously expensive holiday for
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: the two of us to go tonight, to go to Barcelona.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's why. And also I think under
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: the same influence if people want to go back and
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: listen to my drunk as ever, the one where I
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: ended up in where we ended up in the Czech Republic,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: in the hotel poop from the fucking Casino Royal movie,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I definitely bought that drunk. I definitely bought that drunk.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: There's no way I did that sober, bought that whole thing.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Fucking Hookland and Sinker when all in but I have
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: come home. I remember coming home from the nightclubs and
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: busting out the card and ringing in and buying like
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: the Power of Love or you know, the nineties greatest
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: hip hop and completely forgetting about it, and all of
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: a sudden it arrived three weeks later, because there was
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: none of this Amazon turnaround in three days kind of
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: thing like it was had to come from overseas, and
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: it's like, the fuck did I order this, because of
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: course there was no online banking to see when you'd
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: have to go into the bank and ask them so
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: for a finish. After a while, I just when these boxes,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: have seen these, I would just just assume I did it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I can maybe if somebody was pulling the prank on me,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I would just I would assume
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I just did it. Like Country's Greatest Hits and you know,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: one of the one hundred and forty sons, and well
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: it looks it looks like I'm gonna be listening to
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: cowards of the county A lot.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: For three easy payments a thirty pounds pee.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: What the yeah? I think I did buy like republican,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: So I did. I can sometimes get as when you
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: do sober anyway, but I can get quite republican sometimes
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: and patriotic. And I remember buying like these. They were
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: like memorabilia coins of the designers of the Proclamation of Independence,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: and like fucking Michael comments like I and there's somewhere
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: now they are somewhere.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I think that's that's you know, that's not outside the
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: pale time. I mean, like give me a shout when
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: you're drunk, when you're buying commemorative coinds and Michael Stone
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: or something like that.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right off, Yeah, I have a recent one.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I have a recent one this weekend. I'm I'm on
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: the drive for a little wild ham. I just want
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: to just want no harm. Yeah, I said, I just
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: kind of lose a wee bit of weight and all
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: this kind of crack and my weight is directly tied
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: into drinking.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's a bag of chips you buy the
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: second you've finished drinking.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: God, you know, I'd say it's the several seconds before
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: that as well, Tom, don't help Yeah, right enough, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: So at a bit of a last hurrah there at
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: the weekend, just because if it's in the house, I
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: can't it'll be in the house. I had a bit
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: of an empty of the fridge night on Friday, and
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I stayed up watching Telly and drank everything in the house.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: And I've been, as you know, Tom, I've been beset
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: by bad backs and whatnot over the over the past.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: This is a fact, right know.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Don't got to tell me.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: What land today. It's afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, a backstraight
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: or of some sortles I fucking right, go on, doesn't it?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is that thing? That is a massage? Gun? Oh?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I saw I saw the Menality or Little the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Saw one on Amazon for twenty five year Oh can.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: You turn it on and put it up to the mic.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know, that's no whate I'm putting it up
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: to Tom.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Tell you what it is.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: It's a it's it's a it's aknok a tuck of
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: gun fire back.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: And it's got this it's got like a it's got
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: a I feel like I'm gonna break. It's got like
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: a ball on the end of it, and they're all
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: sorts of other attachments to it. Right, make your own
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: jokes here, ladies and gentlemen.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna that's it. I'm gonna get to that in
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: a second. I am not walking away from that because
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: TYLT humor is my forte, especially on this podcast.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: But it it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I honestly, it looks like something my five year old
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: put together.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: There to make it with QP.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Like he's right now, he's got eight and a half
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: piping and joints put together and a bit of rope
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: tied around. Now, he is nerf guns galore. They're all
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: fucking inside underneath the sofa. He don't give a shit.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: He's gone around with a yok that looks just like that,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: only in white, going pum that looks like a pum
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: pum gun. That's ridiculous.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I'd never experienced one of these things before, Tom, but
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: I've always seen them, and it seems it seems like,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, if you're in bodied, if your body aches
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: and pains, consider investing in a massage going and the
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: season over a hundred euro right, but this one was
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: twenty five year old Amazon, so so that'll be enough.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Don't even drunk me. I'm frugal, Okay, you are from, right,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I don't suddenly be drunk and from like the Midlands
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: or wherever it is that to spend money, I don't know. Okay,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it a going at.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, go on, you hear that? No, put
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: it up right, drill the mic? Come on, no, do
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: you know what it is? The microphones are smart enough
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: to cut that ship out, that's what that's.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: That's a one.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: It goes up the turkey, crankk it so and let's
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: hear it. Come on, you gonna put up the five, right,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna hear it's the smoke man.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: You put it to yourself.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but let's see it on you. Put up your cheek,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Put up your cheek, let's see your cheek. Just shake
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: and gel. Now let's speak, speak.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: And try and do the rest of the podcast like that.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, right, You're not supposed to put
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: it to your neck.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Come on, let's.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I was told I showed them missus. This came today
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: and like you know, you know, I forgot I ordered it.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there is actually a predator sounding fucking creaking
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: in the background. Now, that could be your joints, or
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: it might be the gun thing you're out to buy it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. The missus says, Oh, don't like,
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: don't put that near your neck. Be as you saw
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: on the internet that if you put it near your
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: neck round the front, you can give yourself a stroke.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: No bullshit, right, and if you put it you have
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: a stroke as well. Right.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm fucking sorry, I'm sorry, I'm.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Gonna put this. I'm gonna put this thing up to
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: thirty right, Yeah, it's only supposed to on your mother. Also,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: you know you're not let to put it on your
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: spine or your back are and bony?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: What the fuck use is that thing?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: So well exactly, yeah, I was gonna like, you know.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Just kango hammered the fucking backup right, Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: No, Apparently it's for muscle and muscle alone. So oh yeah,
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: and when you're putting it on your back, watch out
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: for your kidneys. IM like, well, I don't work pretty
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: bit of you.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: You can't put it on? Hold on, is this thing?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Have you had it up to thirty before? Are we
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: going to witness our first earthquake in Dublin? If you
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: put that up to dirty like twenty five years? I
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: don't listening to anybody put it up to thirty. The
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: minute I took it out of the ball, of course
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: you did. Yeah, yeah, I was very disappointed if you
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: had guns. I was.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I've seen it get up to thirty and then I
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: was like, no, as how as it goes? Okay, hang on, yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: here we go.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Crank that bastard, Jerry. Come on, it's got a digital
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: screen and all in the back of just wind. Okay,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: all right, that's okay, it definitely, I mean, for sure,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: the un flaming on around the house and the dow
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: with that thing. But let's go crank it all the
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: way up to the top and let's see what that's
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: going to do to the side of your face there
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: thirty there right, Okay, put your cheek, Come on, I
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: want to see your cheek giggling.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Put it into the bag.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: You're putting exactly where your wife told you not to
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: your neck and your spine.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: No, the trapezius is fine, Tom, you're actually fucking vibrating
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: into the is fine. But you just can't put it
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: into into her like you know, that's the stuff, Tomy.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I'll a fellow listeners right now, I can't see where
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: the gun is, so I don't know where he's got the.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: And like, like I just down me heap is nice
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: to art. Oh your hip meets your meets your where
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: you like meet your hip?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called your arse, so you've got to stuck
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: to your arse. Okay. Yeah, this has turned into a
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: very different podcast. That sounds like you've got a bad
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Internet connection because you're just.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: That's the stuff. I can't even hear you tell me.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I can't. I you know what, I'm sure my body
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: absolutely needs that because if if I was, if they
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: use me in the bodies what it right now, all
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: they would find is nuts and twist and fucking briars
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: and barbed wire looking muscles. I'm so twisted, I even
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: so badly in need of a physio right now. But
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could. You know, and I know
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: whyder I get that thing? I went in three weeks.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I've that wired through it the whole. It's obviously you know,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: like people talking about sex, it might be delicious, and
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, that's the problem. It might be. And
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I'd want to meet the final boss, do you know
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like I would have that put through
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: d Walt and absolutely, fucking kid, I have nothing left
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: to myself. I just have shaken myself to dust.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I've just told you, like, don't put it near your
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: corona artery, and you're.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Just like, straight up to the artery it goes yeah,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: oh like there's no like. I would test all the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: myths to see if and I'd probably get nine strokes
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: in a row. But this thing is really working. This
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: is great.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I will What I will say, Tom is as you're doing,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: as you're doing your trapieces, your your your your neck muscles,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: not your neck itself. But even as you're doing the
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: geloid's and all this kind of ship and I don't
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: know me muscles.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just going with you on that one.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Right Ah, Like you can feel your sinus is empty
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: and go away all like that. No, it's shaking the
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: snot out of you or the sinus fluid all that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: You know. Remember the numb skulls that comic book, The Numbskulls. Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: they're all hanging on to bits around your head right now.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: It's okay, it's like it's mount heat in my head.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: So it is fucking I'm gonna get one to see
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: what I'll No, I'm gonna I'm gonna put it through
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: a twenty vold batteries, see what I can do things
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: to see me crank that thing up as take it
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: up this ninety see what it'll do. Yeah, I'm into
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: that now. I'll give that a go. But the I don't.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I do have a question. On a ratio of one
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: out of one hundred of them purchased by people, how
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: many do you think are you sexually Okay? Yeah, fair enough, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: that's fair.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: To be honest with you, Tom, I only put this
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: down because because you rang me for the podcast to
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: watch atland at five o'clock, right, haw, let that settle
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: then I can want to do this right as soon
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: as I hang up, buddy, Oh.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: God, do hang up, Jesus hang up. I'll just not
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: message it until tomorrow. That's fair enough, later on tonight.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: That's fine, that's grand.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Right, But that's that okay. How do we get there?
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bok fast, Yeah, so that's exactly the book,
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: a book of guing. Here we are, there we go.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I bought that thing, Tom, because I'm riddled with aches
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: and pains and I'm hoping this will No.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: No, you bought that thing because you were drunk. You
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: didn't buy that thing.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I was drinking because I was riddled with eggs and pains.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: This is the snake, all right, okay, okay, so this
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: is the the what the the the metaphor of Jurgen Mandar,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: that the snake that still bites his own tail, like
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: you know, okay.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Right, And I'm going somewhere with this, you know.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we are going around the houses, and I'm
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: happy to travel.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: There you go. I bought this machine here, Tom, because
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I'm all riddle with aggs and paints because I'm getting old.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: This is what it is. Mid forties, Tom, I'm telling you,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: we weren't ever supposed to live past thirty. Were cave men,
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Lift the thirty were doing well,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: and then someone said let's keep these guys going to
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: the seventy five, and their teeth fall there and bald
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: and all this kind of crack and the massage guns
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: just to even get up and the ground function in
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: the day. All right, What I was like that, Tom,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I was a young man once you were too. The
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: two of us are very similar in age mid forties
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: there or thereabouts, which means we grew up in the
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: eighties into the early two thousands. So we were there, Tom.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: That's the always day off, a new ways coming. We
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: look back on all that we've seen in that time
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: in the closing segment of the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: which is called we Remember More When when I was
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I remember when we used to get faster to the
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: fucking point, But I.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Don't remember I used to have shorter transitions right here,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: we are.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I think you still had that thing
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: stuck to your fucking s slash hip there now, and
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: that you're just going on to stay as long as
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I cannot point here talk slower.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Tom talks slower. Jesus Christ as could get message.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: This is good? Do you know?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: This is?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: This is the eruptions eruptions didn't And.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you what it is, Tom, right, here's
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: here's what it is. We've got to wrap the show
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: up anyway, because it's TV time in the McBride house,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Old we like the end of the day with a
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: bit of TV, and we're like your house. I'm sure
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: we do watch a bit of streaming TV. Watched the
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Netflix as we watched the the Amazon Primes and the
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Disney Pluss and elsewhere. You have got his our hulues
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: and he has our paramounts and you have got your
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: hbos and all this kind of crack.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Tom.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Wasn't always that way where you had TV on demand,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: that you could watch anything you wanted at the touch
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: of a button, sit down and command where and when
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: you've seen things. There was a time where you took
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: your TB where you got it and we got as
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Irish people, some of the most prestigious television shows in
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: the history of the medium from a very unexpected place.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: That's and I was only just explaining this this, uh, this,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: this this idea to my did the young fla the
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: other day it was like, so, when did you have
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Teddy's when you were small as we did, but we
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: had Telly and if it was on, it was on.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: That's it was and on and it's I do. I
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: still don't think I've gotten through it. Him It was like,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: so what did you do when you wanted to watch
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: the Turtles? I'm like, you waited till the Turtles the
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: next day? So this is of it, and there's there was.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Irish TV has gotten a few coups down through the year.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I mean we slag it, you know, it's been slagged
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: to the day that we do to any anything, any
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: public service in any country is going to get a
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: ribbon left rounds. It's a heiden to nothing but every
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: swapping an egg will pull off some coffee morning somewhere
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: and get the exclusive rights to American shows, much like
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I think Artie were first to the punch for a
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: lot of them with friends. I'm nearly sure they were
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: by a couple of months, but it's fair enough. That
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: is the big dog, that's the national broadcaster, that's the
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: one that gets all the major fund and or has
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: that done it down three years? But TG CARER aka
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: te as it was known teen G So that is
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Carabine four Channel four television Channel four in Ireland is
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: an oscar like a dedicated to Irish Yes, and it's
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I love it because they they do actually have a
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: lot of sports that you wouldn't find in other places
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: and it kind of gives it gives a good outlet
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: to maybe sports that wouldn't get normally get TV, you
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, like parish stuff and county stuff
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. But apparently they do. They're really
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: wholesome to work for. A few people I know have
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: worked from and they've just been really good.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: But which we love to hear.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: And I always had respect from it, and I was
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: kind of going, why do I have respect from Oh
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: fucking yeah. They have killed it a few times.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I have smashed it, smashed it with coops.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Down through the years. Now it's not you know, some
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: of the stuff that you know, like that you'll see
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: is exactly what you'd imagine would be on it, Like
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: the What's what's the what's the soap opera? That's not
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: it again? Ross the Ruin they did get. They've got
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: a couple of famous people's stepping.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: If anybody's holiday in in Ireland and they express an
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: interest on being on Ross and Run, they will show
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: up in the in the in the in the village
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: shop and right they will, Yeah, they will. We're talking
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: We're not talking about today is teenerg. We're talking about
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: early two thousands, two thousand and five teen g TG
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: car as it was called, where you had Ross and Ruin,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: see you burn the comedy show, setting an undertaker. After that,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: now you were kind of wondering how you filled the
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: rest of the day, And as Thom says, some executive
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: India Energy pulled off a coup and managed to get
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: first run HBO shows. Yeah we today count among the
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: best of all time and stuck them on at like
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: half ten and eleven o'clock on a tours night.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: That it had to be written, it must be written
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: into the deal somewhere because they were most before anybody wonders,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: you know, they weren't voiced over with which.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: We in English as well, and and and and and
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: and when and Marhampler to borrow our native tongue. A
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: couple of examples of this time The Wire The Wire
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: on Irish television for the first time back in two
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: thousand and four on tg CAR OZ Breaking Bad, which
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: we know wasn't the HBO show, but they scored Breaking
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Bad as well, Kirby your enthusiasm unbelievable to get guys
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: out on the Sopranos. But I do remember The Sopranos
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: was on tg CAR as well.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was on the tg CAR.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: I remember it was on Channel four as well at
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: the time. But run shows HBO. They didn't go to
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Sky Atlantic, which wasn't a thing at the time. They
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: didn't go to BBC, they didn't go to it TV
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: or Channel four for some I didn't even go to
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: RT for some reason. Tg Carr, who couldn't have had
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: the budget for it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Landon Deadwood, Yeah, Deadwood, like I like to get Breaking Bad,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: which I think between that, I mean, you can argue
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: for different reasons, and I could. I could accept all
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: of them, whether it's one of the best shows or
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: the Sopranice, whatever, But what I love is that it
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: landed as it was out of the box because you
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: always expect because even with sports on this, you know,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: it's like they'll change the name of say Pelle and
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: you were like, Okay, we know it's football, but they'll
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: write it in as Pell. It wasn't. I kind of
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: would have loved if they changed like things like breaking
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: bread egg said good Donna, like yeah, it'll be amazing,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: and shout out right to a comedian Bernard Casey if
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: you do get the same. He does the whole thing
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: about TG CAR and he's an amazing Gail Goore. But
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: he does like their voice over as the continuitory announcer
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: announcing shows that coming gone, and it's a brilliant bit
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: he does on stage and it's fucking on the buddy,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But I still I didn't
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: believe myself when I thought about it, because it was like.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: When when when you think back on it, I remember
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: watching oz first run when he came out, or as
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: it was known on tg CAR, OZ with a father.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah what he did? Father? Yeah?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: I remember. I remember distinctly the first time I saw
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Corbi Your Enthusiasm was on tg CAR, and I didn't
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: know what the fuck I was watching. I didn't know
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't know Larry David from a hole in the ground,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: and and and and looking back, and it was season
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: four of Corbia Enthusiasm, so you can do your something
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: find out when that came out. That's and I watched it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I was just watching it because in season four Larry
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: does the producer and Ben Silvers in it and David
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Swimmers in it as well, and they're playing themselves. So
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I'm watching this thing, going like, there's David Swimmer playing
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: David Swim or Ross from Friends playing himself in a
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: in a comedy show. And I was like, I genuinely
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: didn't know what I was watching. And I find I
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: didn't even know it was a comedy. The way Corbia
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Enthusiasm is shot and plays is not a traditional sitcom. Yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I was just like, this is very funny.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Well, they got it early.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I know every bit of it, and it's on tg CAR.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: As far as I was concerned they were making it,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: this is exactly it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: And I did I because when OZ came on, I
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: had no grasp of what it was. I was like,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: this is fucking brilliant, this is brilliant.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: What the hell is this?
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: For a few times. Then you're kind of flicking over
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: back going there's no way this is on because tg
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: CAR started ninety ninety six. Yes, Corbier two thousand come
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: out in two thousands, so they were still even if
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: they got at the early doors, they were still on
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: the a young TV station at the time, like there
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: was still playing.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: There was still playing Angela Anaconda translated to Irish for
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: four hours a day.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So I want like the big thing for
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: me landing the lights of the sopranos, you know, because
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I'd love to, you know, the notion like that they
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: kind of the you know, the introduction announcer that often
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: beyond these you know, they stand there. I'd love to know, like,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: you know, and this week, you know, Carmelo walks out
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: on Tony you know, yeah, come on a rown Art.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Or Hughey, the troll comes out. It's like and it's
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: just like chilling, are banging some.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah the word Yeah, like land that's the real because
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I put it out of my mind again, like all
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: these things. I remember when section I actually was the
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: other way around this. I believe that they had been
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: an arty and I or on Channel four, you know
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: what I mean, there's no and then when I started thinking.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, because I'll tell you another
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: one they used to get before anyone could get their
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: hands on any kind of ufc R or MMA. There
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: was a thing called Bodog and it was just another
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: production and I remember T. G. Carr getting that and
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: it was setting in all part all over the world,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: and it was it was MBA fighting, but it was
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: much like K wanted that I was in a boxing ring,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: but like it could be in Maui one week, it
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: could be in outdoors and and I'm after, gone, what
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: are they getting?
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Are they getting this?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: How are you who made this? What legend is? And
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I need to get to the bottom of it after
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: we do in this section, because I am friendly with
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: a guy who is the standing director for TG Carr,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: son of the great Don Conroy, Richie Conroy and Richie
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: he's just a great bloke and he I need we
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: need to get to the bottom of and ask him
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: how in all Jesus the smallest all the four, the
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: three or four tvas because there was Arty one, Orty two,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: TV three which became Virgin Media, and then T. G.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Carter the fourth one. Those are the only channels that
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: were Irish owned in Ireland for the longest and that's all.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: There's still I think there's there's kids or whatever now
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: and there might be one or two other little things.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: But talk about we love the little guy fight, we.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Love it, we love a coup.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Land to Land a POxy show. You got
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: all fair play, you know what I mean? You got
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to call it POxy. But at the
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: same time, it's a bit fucking with her. If they've
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: got The Handmaid's Tailey, everybody got you.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Know, we're spoiled for TV these days. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: it must be said like back in the day, you know,
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: if you know, if the HBO launched trying to sell
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: the Sopranos around the world, be like, what is it?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: You know, it's it's kind of like a mafia show
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: with nobody you've really ever heard of it. It wasn't
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: the Sopranos before, was the soprian.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah of course, yeah, yeah, and you want it? Who's
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: the league guy?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Who? James?
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Have I heard him? No? What's it like? He breathes
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: really heavy?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds really weird. Yeah he's not song if you
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: want that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you sounds amazing. Actually, if you
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: if you're into that, but you reckon like.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: And we would have been happy, like if TG carr
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: if you you know, And again a lot of it was,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: you know, you stumble in of an evening or some sort,
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: you're tired, and you just you're pissing around on TV
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: and you fall across, quite by accident, some of the
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: best television of all time on TG CAR what they're done.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: If they were showing reruns of the fucking Mary Tyler
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: or show from fifty years ago, like a full time.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: If Highway to Heaven was on it, like, well done,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: that's well done. Yeah, do you know what I mean?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Or you know the Little House of the Prairie, Yeah, well.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Done, Resha heyindig I was an Ish blake seven, you know,
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: like grand to throw it on you have to fill time,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: God obvious, but.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: To land listen, let's say it again, The Wire, Corby Enthusiasm,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Sopranos and Breaking Bead Eddie this, all of those shows
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: still stand up today, like Oh, Hell of Her Run, Biggers,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Hell of Her Run, Hell of.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Her Run, And I dare say, you know, informed the
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: TV watching of a generation myself included, because after that Tom,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: everything else is shit. You know, you know you can't
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: go back to see SI after you've watched that kind
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: of thing.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: No, you cannot, No, you cannot.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Only way is up after that?
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Are we wrong?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen?
• 56:31
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• 56:33
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• 56:38
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• 56:40
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• 56:43
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• 56:46
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• 58:06
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• 58:41
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• 58:42
  Speaker 2: back of myself Gerry if you want. And then the
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• 58:51
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• 58:53
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• 58:55
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• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking acrossing the yard, but I don't know if
• 59:01
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• 59:03
  Speaker 2: right now, Like there's one of them smoking a fag
• 59:05
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• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm I'm gonna go missage myself. Tom What can
• 59:11
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• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you call it the session, but yeah, we all
• 59:14
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• 59:15
  Speaker 3: We all know what's going on. Oh wait, wait, what else?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Don't know what that really is. I'm in all the pains.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah I know yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 59:23
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