Latest / The Big Cunty Couch / MET GALA 2025 TIER LIST SPECIAL | TBCC Ep. 19
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- 0:11SPEAKER_00: Welcome to the Big County Couch.
- 0:12SPEAKER_00: I'm Mike Fales.
- 0:13SPEAKER_00: And I'm Angie Ballastone, aka Gina Bugatti.
- 0:16SPEAKER_00: I'm Ange today because I'm what?
- 0:18SPEAKER_00: Out of drag.
- 0:19SPEAKER_00: Because it's a special occasion.
- 0:20SPEAKER_00: It's menswear inspired.
- 0:22SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 0:23SPEAKER_00: Did you enjoy Met Monday?
- 0:25SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
- 0:26SPEAKER_00: Like, do I wash the carpet?
- 0:27SPEAKER_00: Like, do I wash the carpet?
- 0:29SPEAKER_01: I go every year, you know.
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: Um, it's crazy that it still goes on.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: It seems really irrelevant.
- 0:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 0:35SPEAKER_01: I mean, with everything that's going on in the world, uh it seems a little frivolous.
- 0:40SPEAKER_00: And because it's so tired, we decided to uh talk about it for hours and hours and hours.
- 0:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, make a whole one-off about it.
- 0:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
- 0:46SPEAKER_00: And um delivered a little too late per usual.
- 0:49SPEAKER_00: Nonetheless, we dove right in.
- 0:51SPEAKER_00: Prevailed, and here we are.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: We're courtside reporters.
- 0:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're courtside.
- 0:56SPEAKER_01: We're very courtside.
- 0:57SPEAKER_01: Didn't you do a Met thing once?
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: You had a Met and Gala after party.
- 1:00SPEAKER_01: I did.
- 1:01SPEAKER_00: I actually, which is kind of like sounds like a fun credit, I designed the after party for the Met Gala when it was the year was camp.
- 1:08SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:09SPEAKER_00: The official after party.
- 1:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you'd think I'd could be retired by now.
- 1:14SPEAKER_00: But um, that was fun.
- 1:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so that's my tie to the Met.
- 1:17SPEAKER_00: And who are you wearing, sweetie?
- 1:18SPEAKER_01: I'm actually wearing um this is Zegna.
- 1:21SPEAKER_01: This is a uh shirt by a brand called uh by Zegna by Zegna.
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: Uh a Memento, Levi's, and um Asics.
- 1:29SPEAKER_00: I have um Supreme.
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: It's I think it's just Supreme.
- 1:33SPEAKER_00: I think Supreme, yeah.
- 1:34SPEAKER_00: Just Supreme and some Prada secondhand hues.
- 1:37SPEAKER_00: It's a gorgeous.
- 1:38SPEAKER_00: We're more than qualified to um.
- 1:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're actually not qualified at all.
- 1:42SPEAKER_00: Actually, a huge theme of being like we're dumb idiot, uh losers who aren't super we're not super knowledgeable about um the designers, the references, the even the theme of the of the Met Gala, but we just uh thought it was necessary for us to share our uninformed commentary.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the theme this year was super fine, tailoring black style, a celebration of black dandyism and the role of fashion in forming black culture.
- 2:06SPEAKER_00: And what was the prompt for the piece?
- 2:07SPEAKER_00: The prompt was tailored for you.
- 2:09SPEAKER_00: It was like that was the dress code.
- 2:11SPEAKER_00: It was menswear, it was suiting, it was like bespoke.
- 2:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's always like a slightly different prompt for the guests than the exhibit.
- 2:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 2:18SPEAKER_00: So you gotta look up both, I guess.
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but they should speak to one another.
- 2:21SPEAKER_00: I mean, what are your like yeah, what are your rules for points?
- 2:24SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 2:24SPEAKER_00: What what are your rules for like a good Met Gala look?
- 2:28SPEAKER_00: I want it to be on theme, and I do want it to uh tie into the uh exhibit.
- 2:33SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
- 2:35SPEAKER_00: And it's really funny because so many years, so many I mean, people rarely a lot of people don't get the theme.
- 2:40SPEAKER_00: A lot of people don't even attempt to get the theme.
- 2:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, camp was such a good theme.
- 2:44SPEAKER_00: We can't talk about it too much, but yeah.
- 2:46SPEAKER_00: I find the themes to be kind of like Barty.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: They always feel like adjacent to like heavenly bodies somehow.
- 2:52SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 2:52SPEAKER_00: Well that's what smokiness.
- 2:54SPEAKER_00: I've always, yeah, I've always said, and I can't remember if I said it on the pod before or not, but it's like I feel like ever since Heavenly Bodies, people are like foaming at the mouth to go Pope.
- 3:04SPEAKER_00: Like and you want your one bad morning away from just saying, fuck it, let's go Pope.
- 3:09SPEAKER_00: Someone should have gone as the um The Pope?
- 3:11SPEAKER_00: The dead Pope, yeah.
- 3:13SPEAKER_00: That could have been provocative.
- 3:15SPEAKER_00: Could have been super fine.
- 3:16SPEAKER_00: Um yeah.
- 3:16SPEAKER_00: So I want it, I want it to be on theme.
- 3:18SPEAKER_00: I want it to be I want it to be amazing.
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I want it to be like spectacular and uh elevated, even if the theme was like uh paperbag scores.
- 3:28SPEAKER_00: It's like I want to see like uh that elevated to the nth degree.
- 3:31SPEAKER_00: You know what?
- 3:32SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 3:32SPEAKER_00: That's kind of what I want the theme to be soon.
- 3:35SPEAKER_00: Unconventional materials, drag race style.
- 3:38SPEAKER_00: That'd be good.
- 3:38SPEAKER_00: But this year the theme is pretty cool, I have to say.
- 3:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I also I sort of want I kind of have an expectation that the the looks should be at the very least referencing black culture and black dandyism, but it should they should also be pulling from black designers, black stylists.
- 3:55SPEAKER_00: Totally.
- 3:56SPEAKER_00: Did we decide the tiers?
- 3:57SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, we have to do that now.
- 3:58SPEAKER_00: So here let's um let's get the tier list set up.
- 4:01SPEAKER_00: Well, because you sort of were like, let's do a tier like a tier thingy.
- 4:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 4:04SPEAKER_00: Tier sheet?
- 4:05SPEAKER_00: Is that what it's called?
- 4:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, tier sheet.
- 4:06SPEAKER_00: No, it's uh a tier list.
- 4:08SPEAKER_00: That's not what I refer to as a tier sheet.
- 4:10SPEAKER_00: It's a tier list.
- 4:12SPEAKER_01: Top tier is the best, bottom tier is the worst.
- 4:15SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, just to be on brand, we could say the top tier is is cunt, exclamation point.
- 4:19SPEAKER_01: Bottom tier is punt.
- 4:20SPEAKER_00: Bottom tier could be punt.
- 4:22SPEAKER_00: Um stun.
- 4:24SPEAKER_00: The bottom tier could also be you need pills.
- 4:25SPEAKER_00: Should Gaginga stunning be first?
- 4:27SPEAKER_00: No, no, well, maybe.
- 4:28SPEAKER_00: It could be.
- 4:30SPEAKER_00: Gaginga stunning cunt.
- 4:33SPEAKER_00: Stunt.
- 4:35SPEAKER_00: Punt.
- 4:37SPEAKER_00: You need pills.
- 4:39SPEAKER_00: We sort of measure a lot of things using this rubric.
- 4:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
- 4:43SPEAKER_00: You're reviving a go into this uh chart, and I'm still trying to find my personality, but maybe I'll find it um along the way.
- 4:49SPEAKER_00: Along the tier sheet.
- 4:51SPEAKER_00: The friendships we make along the way.
- 4:52SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 4:52SPEAKER_00: It's not a tier sheet, it's a tier list.
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: It's a tier sheet, it's a comp card.
- 4:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 4:57SPEAKER_01: Why don't we start with old Anna herself?
- 4:59SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
- 5:00SPEAKER_00: We've got Miss Lady, the queen Miss Anna.
- 5:04SPEAKER_00: She's in She's so effing annoying about this.
- 5:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 5:09SPEAKER_00: Every year she's in this column dress, sure, with some sort of like cape or capelit or a floor-length blazer.
- 5:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 5:17SPEAKER_00: Would you call that a trench, maybe?
- 5:18SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 5:19SPEAKER_01: Well, for her, this is kind of her pulling a look.
- 5:22SPEAKER_00: I guess.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: I mean, I get her wanting to be demure.
- 5:28SPEAKER_00: She's above it.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: She's, you know, doing bigger things like coordinating the apps.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: But she's the orders.
- 5:34SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, holding it all together and that's not her thing.
- 5:37SPEAKER_00: On one hand, I respect that.
- 5:38SPEAKER_00: Demutesy, whatever.
- 5:40SPEAKER_00: Subduey.
- 5:41SPEAKER_00: But it just is fucking old.
- 5:43SPEAKER_00: Like, come on.
- 5:44SPEAKER_00: But what if she had a little fedora on?
- 5:48SPEAKER_00: Like a powder blue.
- 5:49SPEAKER_00: Is that powder blue?
- 5:50SPEAKER_01: My my counterpoint to that to though is like, what do you expect from her?
- 5:52SPEAKER_01: You know, like the we don't this, a calm dress.
- 5:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah, always.
- 5:57SPEAKER_00: To that end, she's delivering that.
- 5:58SPEAKER_00: That's why it's so annoying, because it's just like we get a subdued, subdued, subdued.
- 6:03SPEAKER_00: I'm not here.
- 6:03SPEAKER_00: It's not about me.
- 6:04SPEAKER_00: It's like, shut up, Anna.
- 6:06SPEAKER_00: So what do you what do we think?
- 6:08SPEAKER_01: Do we think it's uh it's certainly not gaginga stunning?
- 6:11SPEAKER_01: Uh is it spun.
- 6:13SPEAKER_00: It's yeah, I mean it's not you need pills, there's worse, definitely.
- 6:17SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 6:18SPEAKER_00: What what saves her is that I do uh understand.
- 6:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 6:21SPEAKER_00: And I guess in some universe can appreciate being subdued as the editor in sheepess with the most with the most is.
- 6:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 6:29SPEAKER_00: Did she have steak?
- 6:31SPEAKER_01: She definitely did.
- 6:32SPEAKER_01: She had two steaks that day.
- 6:33SPEAKER_00: We should almost ask everyone.
- 6:34SPEAKER_00: Did they have steak?
- 6:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, good question.
- 6:36SPEAKER_00: Um great question.
- 6:38SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 6:38SPEAKER_00: Uh great question, me.
- 6:41SPEAKER_00: Moving on.
- 6:42SPEAKER_00: Uh, how about this guy, Alton Mason in boss?
- 6:46SPEAKER_00: I'm here for it.
- 6:47SPEAKER_00: I think it's really, really nice.
- 6:48SPEAKER_00: I think it's amazing.
- 6:49SPEAKER_00: I think he looks dope as hell.
- 6:51SPEAKER_00: Is that like almost like a heart-shaped keyhole?
- 6:53SPEAKER_00: I think it's a heart-shaped keyhole.
- 6:55SPEAKER_00: It's an exaggerated shoulder, a bedazzled uh eye patch, and a and a black hat.
- 6:59SPEAKER_01: I think, I mean, to me, this is landing on all fronts.
- 7:02SPEAKER_01: I just wish I knew who who he was.
- 7:04SPEAKER_01: And that might be my fault, you know.
- 7:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know who he is either, but I would um fucking suck.
- 7:12unknown: Yeah.
- 7:13SPEAKER_00: Did he have steak?
- 7:14SPEAKER_00: Yes, he did have steak.
- 7:15SPEAKER_00: He is I think he's staked up.
- 7:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 7:18SPEAKER_00: Uh he looks gorgeous.
- 7:19SPEAKER_00: I think it's really cool and on theme, and he looks swaggy.
- 7:22SPEAKER_00: It's not wearing him.
- 7:23SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say Gaginga?
- 7:24SPEAKER_00: It's hard because you can always move them.
- 7:26SPEAKER_00: Uh these we're not locked in stone, you know, these are removable tears.
- 7:28SPEAKER_00: So we could put him in Gaginga.
- 7:30SPEAKER_00: We put why don't we put him in cunt and we'll see if he pops up later.
- 7:33SPEAKER_00: It's cunt.
- 7:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 7:34SPEAKER_00: It might be Gaginga.
- 7:35SPEAKER_00: We'll we'll see.
- 7:36SPEAKER_00: Um now, someone who I think we can both agree is not Ganginga.
- 7:40SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
- 7:41SPEAKER_00: Who is this?
- 7:41SPEAKER_00: This is Amelia Gray, the daughter of the Lord, more like Amelia Earhart.
- 7:45SPEAKER_00: What's on her head?
- 7:47SPEAKER_00: Shit.
- 7:48SPEAKER_00: Uh she got into her mommy's draws.
- 7:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is um Lisa Rinna's daughter, one of her daughters.
- 7:54SPEAKER_01: Uh she's wearing Valentino.
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
- 7:57SPEAKER_01: I don't get it either.
- 7:59SPEAKER_01: You you raised a good point about drag queens um wearing looks and failing to ask themselves the question, do I enjoy wearing this?
- 8:07SPEAKER_01: Or does this feel does it feel good to put this on?
- 8:09SPEAKER_00: A lot of people have that approach to like costume parties in general.
- 8:11SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 8:12SPEAKER_00: They just try to, you know, hit hit the mark and they end up with something that they would never want to wear.
- 8:16SPEAKER_00: You should want to wear something costume party.
- 8:19SPEAKER_00: Do you want to wear it?
- 8:20SPEAKER_00: Amelia, do you want to wear this?
- 8:22SPEAKER_00: I I unfortunately think she does.
- 8:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 8:24SPEAKER_00: You know what?
- 8:24SPEAKER_00: You're right.
- 8:25SPEAKER_00: You're right.
- 8:25SPEAKER_00: Looks like some sort of do-rag situation.
- 8:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a big giant lace do-rag.
- 8:30SPEAKER_00: Is that okay to say?
- 8:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, it's it's it is what it is.
- 8:33SPEAKER_01: It's what she chose to wear.
- 8:34SPEAKER_00: It is what it is.
- 8:35SPEAKER_00: It is giving a little Amelia Earhart in that the head wrap is sort of uh emulating uh a lost pilot.
- 8:42SPEAKER_00: Uh it has a built-in granny panty in a flesh tone, which clashes with the white elements of the blazer.
- 8:49SPEAKER_00: Uh those shoes are hideous.
- 8:50SPEAKER_00: It's giving skeleton toes.
- 8:52SPEAKER_00: Um this is absolutely a you need pills.
- 8:55SPEAKER_01: This might be the definition of you need pills.
- 8:57SPEAKER_00: It almost from it almost looks like that's like a hard cast.
- 9:00SPEAKER_00: Like she broke both her wrists underneath like the white.
- 9:02SPEAKER_00: Maybe she did.
- 9:03SPEAKER_00: It's like a blazer and then an under like cuff.
- 9:05SPEAKER_00: That'd be kind of funny if she had two uh hard casts on.
- 9:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that would be amazing.
- 9:11SPEAKER_00: That would have bumped her to punt, possibly.
- 9:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:14SPEAKER_00: But um I'm not, you know, the best part, I guess, is uh maybe the cheap high-waisted panty that she borrowed from her father.
- 9:20SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 9:21SPEAKER_01: Some yeah, Harry Hamlin, she was she was like, take some of these, girly.
- 9:24SPEAKER_01: Uh this is supposedly Valentino, but I don't know what parts of it are.
- 9:29SPEAKER_01: I think the bodysuit is Valentino, but it's giving Walmart red.
- 9:32SPEAKER_01: It's confusing.
- 9:32SPEAKER_01: It's giving um Leg Avenue.
- 9:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 9:35SPEAKER_00: And typically I love Leg Avenue, but this is not for the blue carpet, Mama.
- 9:41SPEAKER_00: It's a no.
- 9:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:42SPEAKER_00: But can we just take a second?
- 9:43SPEAKER_00: Um, what is outshadowing her is the beautiful carpet and um, I guess backdrop.
- 9:48unknown: Yeah.
- 9:49SPEAKER_00: It's so cool this year.
- 9:50SPEAKER_00: I was really like, wow, you you sort of for were the first person to compliment the carpet.
- 9:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:55SPEAKER_00: The carpet is gaginga.
- 9:56SPEAKER_00: It's gaginga.
- 9:57SPEAKER_00: The carpet might steal the whole uh night because it is like really just like one, fresh.
- 10:02SPEAKER_00: Two, is it like referencing like a paisley tie?
- 10:06SPEAKER_01: We might have to look it up because I would love to know.
- 10:08SPEAKER_01: But um I love it.
- 10:10SPEAKER_01: Stood out to me immediately as being um gorgeous.
- 10:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can't even tell.
- 10:14SPEAKER_00: It looks almost like a daffodil, but it's painterly, really, really fun.
- 10:17SPEAKER_00: You don't, you know, just in recent years, they've started to like fully wrap the whole entrance, which is thank god.
- 10:22SPEAKER_00: I mean, you're gonna if the tickets are what they are, yeah.
- 10:25SPEAKER_00: I better see some rapid from my laptop in my closet above dorm room.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 10:33SPEAKER_01: Okay, moving on from this train wreck.
- 10:35SPEAKER_01: Uh, and let's go to a slightly more confusing one.
- 10:40SPEAKER_01: Uh we've got old Londre 3K.
- 10:43SPEAKER_00: Well, this is clearly a stunt.
- 10:44SPEAKER_00: In Burberry.
- 10:45SPEAKER_00: Clearly a stunt.
- 10:47SPEAKER_00: There's a piano on his back.
- 10:48SPEAKER_00: There's a there's a miniature piano strapped to his back, and he's holding But not that many.
- 10:54SPEAKER_00: He's holding a garbage bag.
- 10:56SPEAKER_00: I don't know what he's holding.
- 10:57SPEAKER_00: Um I think the jumpsuit he's wearing is Burberry.
- 10:59SPEAKER_00: I kinda like wanna like it because it's it does make me laugh a little, like there's a piano on his back.
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: It's the execution, it's the execution for me, mama.
- 11:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:08SPEAKER_00: We do fabricate, so if you need a piano to wear to an event on your back, we could maybe have done it a little better.
- 11:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you start with a balloon and you paper mache it like most uh sculptures speaks to your back.
- 11:19SPEAKER_00: He's carrying.
- 11:20SPEAKER_00: It's a stunt, clearly.
- 11:21SPEAKER_00: Literally, it's uh he's being silly with props.
- 11:24SPEAKER_01: Oh, part of it also was he he just dropped an album of piano music too.
- 11:28SPEAKER_01: So it's literally like uh That's cool, you know, Andre 3000 piano.
- 11:31SPEAKER_01: You Google that and his his album's gonna come up.
- 11:33SPEAKER_01: So it's actually smart SEO.
- 11:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:35SPEAKER_00: I really do.
- 11:36SPEAKER_00: So he's amazing for him.
- 11:37SPEAKER_00: There's something about it that is um Yeah, it's too you gotta be careful with those props.
- 11:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:41SPEAKER_00: But we love you, Andre.
- 11:42SPEAKER_00: Spotty Audi Dobalicious is um always on repeat uh in my Spotify, isn't it?
- 11:47SPEAKER_00: Isn't it?
- 11:48SPEAKER_00: Isn't it?
- 11:48SPEAKER_00: I do love that song.
- 11:49SPEAKER_00: Next up we have Ms.
- 11:51SPEAKER_00: Io and a beer.
- 11:53SPEAKER_00: Our friend Io.
- 11:55SPEAKER_00: Yes, one of two of our close personal friends on the on the carpet.
- 12:00SPEAKER_00: Uh I know, I was about to say he's now more of an acquaintance.
- 12:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, skyrocketing to uh fame.
- 12:05SPEAKER_00: New York fame from from New York.
- 12:07SPEAKER_00: We know her from Brooklyn, Brooklyn Comedy City.
- 12:09SPEAKER_00: Field country, yeah.
- 12:10SPEAKER_00: She's wearing Farragamo.
- 12:12SPEAKER_00: There are elements of this that I'm really into.
- 12:14SPEAKER_00: I love her hair.
- 12:15SPEAKER_00: I just love the the leather jacket slash coat element of it.
- 12:18SPEAKER_01: To me, that's the best.
- 12:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I think it's cool.
- 12:20SPEAKER_00: I I love Iowa and I she's so beautiful and and looks beautiful here.
- 12:24SPEAKER_00: I think the hair and makeup is a sleigh.
- 12:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 12:26SPEAKER_00: I think that what you're talking about, the leather coat is the best part.
- 12:30SPEAKER_00: I want to like the beads.
- 12:32SPEAKER_00: It's not quite for me.
- 12:33SPEAKER_00: I I it ages her a little bit.
- 12:35SPEAKER_00: That's my only like feedback.
- 12:36SPEAKER_00: I think she's gorgeous and can wear a paper bag and which is the next year's theme.
- 12:41SPEAKER_00: Yes, hopefully, fingers crossed.
- 12:42SPEAKER_00: She's so beautiful, like that mug.
- 12:44SPEAKER_00: I know, she's gorgeous.
- 12:45SPEAKER_00: Um I think it's between stunt and cunt.
- 12:47SPEAKER_00: It can I think it's stunt, probably.
- 12:49SPEAKER_00: It's definitely not punt.
- 12:50SPEAKER_01: I think we're I think that's fine.
- 12:51SPEAKER_00: Feel like a horrible person because again, she's so stunning and like we we know her.
- 12:54SPEAKER_00: I'm sure in person I'd be screaming and dying.
- 12:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you'd be that's the thing belching in her face out of love.
- 12:59SPEAKER_00: Out of love.
- 13:00SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm sure in person that's incredible, but it just isn't the most spectacular of all looks on on on the carpet today.
- 13:06SPEAKER_01: But I think, yeah, she's yeah, it's incredible.
- 13:08SPEAKER_01: And I oh you're amazing, we love you, and um we'll never ever see you again.
- 13:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, literally.
- 13:13SPEAKER_00: Okay, moving on.
- 13:14SPEAKER_00: I believe we have Bad Bunny.
- 13:17SPEAKER_00: Uh there he is.
- 13:18SPEAKER_00: Bad Bon Bon.
- 13:19SPEAKER_00: He's so sexy.
- 13:20SPEAKER_00: Bad Bunny in Prada.
- 13:21SPEAKER_00: I think he looks awesome.
- 13:22SPEAKER_00: He looks great.
- 13:23SPEAKER_00: This was this is initially wasn't on my list because it was forgettable?
- 13:26SPEAKER_00: No, not that it was forgettable, that it was just sort of like in that vague menswear zone where it was like, well, it's not that unique, but he does look good.
- 13:33SPEAKER_00: So, like, is there anything to talk about?
- 13:34SPEAKER_00: Well, I just was like, why is he carrying luggage?
- 13:36SPEAKER_00: That's where it gets really cost-me to me.
- 13:38SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, he's wearing the shit out of it.
- 13:39SPEAKER_00: He looks swaggy and he's hot.
- 13:40SPEAKER_00: And I just wanted to know and say why the why the carry-on.
- 13:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's and what's inside?
- 13:46SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think the styling.
- 13:47SPEAKER_00: What is inside?
- 13:48SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 13:48SPEAKER_00: Is it stuffed?
- 13:49SPEAKER_00: Paper.
- 13:49SPEAKER_00: What PA stuffed it?
- 13:50SPEAKER_00: Like, you know what I mean?
- 13:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 13:52SPEAKER_00: You're so uh right to wonder that.
- 13:54SPEAKER_00: I like the styling.
- 13:55SPEAKER_00: I think the gloves are cool.
- 13:56SPEAKER_00: I like the brooch.
- 13:57SPEAKER_00: I think the hat to me is the most interesting part.
- 13:59SPEAKER_00: He's just so cool.
- 14:00SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's cool and hard.
- 14:01SPEAKER_00: Is that a leopard glove?
- 14:02SPEAKER_00: I think it's jewel encrusted.
- 14:04SPEAKER_00: I think I also love brown.
- 14:06SPEAKER_00: Hard to pull off sometimes.
- 14:07SPEAKER_01: I've said that, I've said that before.
- 14:08SPEAKER_00: I'm on record.
- 14:09SPEAKER_00: Damn.
- 14:10SPEAKER_00: That's a damn Gina.
- 14:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:11SPEAKER_00: From Gina herself.
- 14:12SPEAKER_00: Do you think um it's stunt or cunt?
- 14:15SPEAKER_00: Or do you think it's punt?
- 14:16SPEAKER_00: It's definitely not punt.
- 14:17SPEAKER_00: It's stunt with the bag.
- 14:19SPEAKER_00: Sowie, but um, I heard Anna blew him that night.
- 14:23SPEAKER_00: Doesn't he?
- 14:24SPEAKER_00: He's so he's so blowable.
- 14:25SPEAKER_00: He's you know what I mean.
- 14:27SPEAKER_00: The definition of blowable.
- 14:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:29SPEAKER_00: Even Anna was like, oh my bob.
- 14:31SPEAKER_00: Bunny, if we may call you that.
- 14:33SPEAKER_00: Bun bun.
- 14:34SPEAKER_00: We'll blow ya.
- 14:34SPEAKER_00: We'll blow ya.
- 14:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:36SPEAKER_00: Next, we have speaking of someone who is not getting blown, but um is offering blowjobs.
- 14:42SPEAKER_00: He's offering like everything.
- 14:44SPEAKER_00: He's offering gummers because it's like, is there a single tooth in that mouth?
- 14:47SPEAKER_00: Like, what is going on with her?
- 14:49SPEAKER_00: It's Barry Kyogen, everyone.
- 14:51SPEAKER_00: Um Barry needs to get his bone density checked because he's rapidly uh He's wearing Valentine.
- 14:57SPEAKER_00: Windling down, dwindling.
- 14:59SPEAKER_00: Whittling down or dwindling away, yeah.
- 15:02SPEAKER_00: Both.
- 15:04SPEAKER_01: Uh no, he definitely he he he does need to um get his bone density checked because he's suffering from like female osteoporosis.
- 15:12SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 15:13SPEAKER_00: There's an estrogen estrogen emergency going on.
- 15:16SPEAKER_00: Stab her Barry.
- 15:18SPEAKER_00: Uh Bunny, open that doctor bag.
- 15:20SPEAKER_00: Like, there's gotta be something in here for her.
- 15:22SPEAKER_00: Steak actually is a good source of calcium, so uh fill her up.
- 15:26SPEAKER_00: In tarnation.
- 15:26SPEAKER_00: He looks sad, strange, and lost, and um scary that he eats his own poop.
- 15:32SPEAKER_00: It's Valentino, but it's giving notes of like like traditional like Ukrainian folk garb.
- 15:38SPEAKER_00: I'm like what is this referencing?
- 15:40SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 15:41SPEAKER_00: It just he looks embarrassed by it also.
- 15:44SPEAKER_00: And I know he takes fashion fashion risks, but uh this is just this is a career risk.
- 15:48SPEAKER_00: Sad.
- 15:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 15:49SPEAKER_00: Feels real, real sad.
- 15:50SPEAKER_00: That's you need pills.
- 15:51SPEAKER_00: That's you need pills.
- 15:53SPEAKER_01: You need boniva.
- 15:55SPEAKER_00: It really is, you know.
- 15:56SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
- 15:58SPEAKER_00: It's this is bizarre.
- 15:59SPEAKER_00: He's on an all-poop diet.
- 16:00SPEAKER_00: And the poop, it's his.
- 16:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 16:03SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
- 16:05SPEAKER_00: Okay, next up we have Oh, babyface.
- 16:07SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, I didn't pull this.
- 16:09SPEAKER_00: I liked it and I flew right past it.
- 16:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, babyface.
- 16:12SPEAKER_00: I actually really like this.
- 16:12SPEAKER_00: I was saying that I feel like it's menswear in like traditional kind of Chanel uh fabric, like a more textured uh like a boucle sort of um boucle buffalo plaid.
- 16:27SPEAKER_00: Something like that, yeah.
- 16:28SPEAKER_00: And I it's almost like a boucle tartan.
- 16:30SPEAKER_00: I think it's completely on theme.
- 16:32SPEAKER_00: It's also it's like guys, men, you don't have to just wear a tuxedo.
- 16:38SPEAKER_00: Have a little fun with it.
- 16:38SPEAKER_00: It's cute.
- 16:39SPEAKER_00: This is great.
- 16:40SPEAKER_00: It's oversized, it's like modern and referencing history.
- 16:44SPEAKER_00: Is the hemline referencing history?
- 16:46SPEAKER_00: Because that is uh it looks like they could come up a little, but I'm suit suit-ish suit vibe, but that just seems a little too oversized.
- 16:54SPEAKER_00: I don't mind it.
- 16:54SPEAKER_00: I think when I was flying by it, I was like, ZifaZara.
- 16:58SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a bummer.
- 16:59SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 17:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah you know Zara will try it.
- 17:02SPEAKER_00: She will.
- 17:03SPEAKER_00: She will try to try this.
- 17:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 17:04SPEAKER_00: Z FaZara for me.
- 17:06SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put it.
- 17:07SPEAKER_00: You really like it, and I do see like I see why it's fun.
- 17:10SPEAKER_00: So it could be stunt.
- 17:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think to me, I think it's there's it's stunt.
- 17:13SPEAKER_00: There's nothing wrong with it.
- 17:15SPEAKER_00: I just wish the pants came up two inches.
- 17:17SPEAKER_00: Could be.
- 17:17SPEAKER_00: And it would still would have that slouchy, cuffed leg look.
- 17:21SPEAKER_00: Beauty is in the millimeters.
- 17:22SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 17:23SPEAKER_00: Um next up, we have Cardi B.
- 17:27SPEAKER_00: Imagine like being a correspondent and just being like, yep.
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: Cool.
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: Thank you for that.
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
- 17:33SPEAKER_00: Great point.
- 17:34SPEAKER_01: Um, we have Cardi B in Daniel Lee.
- 17:36SPEAKER_01: Um I thought she looked cool.
- 17:38SPEAKER_01: Um, I was like, she looks like Austin Powers.
- 17:39SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, oh wait, she looks like Austin Powers.
- 17:42SPEAKER_01: I think it's great.
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's working.
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 17:44SPEAKER_01: Pimp suits and all that.
- 17:45SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a 1960s call back to a Victorian look.
- 17:48SPEAKER_00: It's like everything's a little technicolor dream coat, but she's wearing the hell out of it.
- 17:53SPEAKER_00: I think it's cool.
- 17:53SPEAKER_00: And I think it's cool to see her look like this.
- 17:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 17:57SPEAKER_00: Because she's often like boobs in here, bling down in something really, really extravagant.
- 18:03SPEAKER_00: And sometimes it's just cooler to take um not a back seat, but a middle seat.
- 18:07SPEAKER_00: I love her hair.
- 18:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she looks cool.
- 18:09SPEAKER_00: You don't really see her with that either, like natural texture, beautiful.
- 18:13SPEAKER_00: It's great.
- 18:13SPEAKER_00: Love it.
- 18:13SPEAKER_00: I actually think I think it's cunt.
- 18:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's cunt for sure.
- 18:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 18:16SPEAKER_00: Cause she just looks I I really respect when people like chill out sometimes.
- 18:21SPEAKER_00: Here, go like that.
- 18:22SPEAKER_01: Let it here, idiots, let it let it spin.
- 18:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 18:26SPEAKER_00: Gaginga's stunning.
- 18:29SPEAKER_00: Do I look cool?
- 18:30SPEAKER_00: You do.
- 18:31SPEAKER_00: It's like embarrassing because my hair's actually curly.
- 18:33SPEAKER_00: I tried a little bit of your pomade.
- 18:34SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 18:34SPEAKER_00: And I was like, people are gonna think I'm trying something different.
- 18:36SPEAKER_00: Cause it's like, no, I am not, you asshole.
- 18:40SPEAKER_00: I wish I told you to wear this outfit.
- 18:42SPEAKER_00: I wear beads all the time.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: Making fun.
- 18:45SPEAKER_00: Suck on my Prada boot.
- 18:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I name dropped.
- 18:47SPEAKER_00: Oh, next up we have Friend of the Pod, uh Chapel Rowan herself.
- 18:52SPEAKER_00: Um, dear Lord.
- 18:54SPEAKER_00: Paul Tazewell.
- 18:55SPEAKER_00: Um is it Tazewell or Tazwell?
- 18:57SPEAKER_00: Uh good question.
- 18:58SPEAKER_00: I think Taswell.
- 18:59SPEAKER_00: You're probably right.
- 19:00SPEAKER_00: Costume designer, most recently of Wicked fame.
- 19:04SPEAKER_00: Um and um directly after that, uh, he's the costume designer for Death Becomeser.
- 19:08SPEAKER_00: On Broadway on Broadway.
- 19:09SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 19:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which is really cool.
- 19:10SPEAKER_00: Which is phenomenal.
- 19:12SPEAKER_01: To me, it's a very smart move to work with him.
- 19:14SPEAKER_01: He's a well-known black designer.
- 19:16SPEAKER_01: This is a costume ball.
- 19:17SPEAKER_01: Let's take it there, have fun.
- 19:19SPEAKER_00: And it's a bummer that this is what they came up with because it's not very exciting.
- 19:22SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
- 19:23SPEAKER_00: I guess it's just a nod to a different type of menswear.
- 19:25SPEAKER_00: I mean, again, you're not the prompt wasn't like do dandyism.
- 19:30SPEAKER_00: Like it was play with menswear and tailoring, and you know, that can mean a lot of things for uh for anyone.
- 19:36SPEAKER_00: Uh, but but this just feels strange to me from her.
- 19:39SPEAKER_00: Or almost too on the nose for her.
- 19:41SPEAKER_00: Like I feel like she wears this every day.
- 19:44SPEAKER_00: But it's giving like Bowie?
- 19:47SPEAKER_00: Actually, when I'm zooming in, hold on.
- 19:50SPEAKER_00: The detail is pretty cool.
- 19:52SPEAKER_00: It's almost like 1930s.
- 19:55SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
- 19:56SPEAKER_01: There's a little bowl.
- 19:56SPEAKER_01: Which is cool.
- 19:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's some of that going on.
- 19:58SPEAKER_00: She needs a bowie lightning ball or something.
- 20:00SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 20:01SPEAKER_00: Horrible.
- 20:02SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 20:03SPEAKER_00: But that's what it's she's asking for at.
- 20:05SPEAKER_00: She's asking to be um to be shocked.
- 20:07SPEAKER_00: I want to say vandalized, but sure, yeah.
- 20:10SPEAKER_00: Someone needs to run up and put lipstick on her face.
- 20:13SPEAKER_00: Uh so what do we think?
- 20:14SPEAKER_00: Stunt or punt?
- 20:15SPEAKER_00: Punt for sure.
- 20:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 20:16SPEAKER_00: It's it's really beautiful.
- 20:18SPEAKER_01: But beautiful.
- 20:19SPEAKER_01: Uh you know what I think it is?
- 20:21SPEAKER_00: I think it's a case of like a lot of white people being a little scared to go to Pimpcoat with it, which is like so funny because it's like the one time you can, sweetie.
- 20:30SPEAKER_01: And then Amelia Gray is like got a five foot-long.
- 20:32SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah.
- 20:33SPEAKER_00: She's like, she wore underwear on her head, essentially.
- 20:35SPEAKER_00: My God, that's what this reeks of.
- 20:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 20:37SPEAKER_00: Being a little scared to go too black.
- 20:39SPEAKER_00: She yeah, she definitely had the hat and she was like, I can't.
- 20:41unknown: I can't.
- 20:41SPEAKER_00: It's like, come on.
- 20:42SPEAKER_00: Then Madonna's got like a new grill in.
- 20:45SPEAKER_00: She's never timid at that.
- 20:47SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, sorry, chapter.
- 20:48SPEAKER_01: Here for it.
- 20:49SPEAKER_01: Charlie.
- 20:50SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 20:50SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
- 20:51SPEAKER_00: I just wanted to put her in there because it was giving vivacious from like season um what season drag race was vivaceous?
- 20:58SPEAKER_00: Six.
- 20:58SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 20:59SPEAKER_00: Once you have that like Amazon Prime, those feather collars are always like, be careful with that.
- 21:05SPEAKER_00: This is not on theme.
- 21:06SPEAKER_00: The like peacockness of it, maybe the the collar, maybe, but I still it's giving Amazon Prime.
- 21:12SPEAKER_01: But you know, I Prime.
- 21:14unknown: Yeah.
- 21:14SPEAKER_00: This might sound like I'm being a Charlie apologist, but it's like I kind of don't need her to be on theme.
- 21:18SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
- 21:18SPEAKER_00: Like I don't know if I ever want to see her in like a dandy look.
- 21:23SPEAKER_00: I almost wish in that case she was in her like big t-shirt.
- 21:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 21:27SPEAKER_00: You know, that would be cool.
- 21:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 21:29SPEAKER_00: But uh yeah, I actually don't need to see her in dandyism.
- 21:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 21:33SPEAKER_00: So this is probably her being like, fuck, I mean, I guess.
- 21:35SPEAKER_00: But I don't see her in this.
- 21:36SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 21:37SPEAKER_00: Again.
- 21:38SPEAKER_01: I like the skirt.
- 21:38SPEAKER_01: I mean, again, it's a completely detached from the from the waist down, I think it's a it's a it's a fun look.
- 21:46SPEAKER_01: A panty, the thigh high, and like a sarong, like long maxi skirt, sarong thing.
- 21:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think that's fun and contempo.
- 21:52SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 21:52SPEAKER_01: If there was no feather detail and it was just a cropped blazer and like then nothing underneath, that that's a fun that's a great look for a you know, a slev on a set.
- 22:00SPEAKER_01: Saturday night, but just this isn't this ain't it.
- 22:03SPEAKER_00: At Tao, the restaurant.
- 22:05SPEAKER_00: Um this is would be a punt for sure.
- 22:08SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 22:08SPEAKER_00: Shari sweetie.
- 22:09SPEAKER_00: Shari girl.
- 22:10SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 22:10SPEAKER_00: Next up we have Sierra.
- 22:12SPEAKER_01: I thought this was banging.
- 22:13SPEAKER_01: Laquan Smith.
- 22:14SPEAKER_00: Ooh, I didn't realize it was Laquan Smith, my husband to be.
- 22:17SPEAKER_00: It's a flop for the guy.
- 22:18SPEAKER_00: You're only wearing a tux.
- 22:20SPEAKER_00: That's a no-no.
- 22:21SPEAKER_00: That's really uh honestly.
- 22:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 22:22SPEAKER_00: What do you call that um coat on a guy?
- 22:25SPEAKER_00: Overcoat.
- 22:26SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
- 22:26SPEAKER_00: I'm like, we can't critique fashion if we don't know what an overcoat is.
- 22:29SPEAKER_00: Overcoat.
- 22:30SPEAKER_00: I think she looks hot as hell.
- 22:32SPEAKER_00: I would wear that.
- 22:33SPEAKER_00: It's a beautiful dress.
- 22:34SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
- 22:35SPEAKER_00: I just I'm not getting dandy from this.
- 22:37SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 22:38SPEAKER_00: To me, I mean it's cunt.
- 22:39SPEAKER_00: It's cunt for sure.
- 22:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I maybe I just really like the dress and would wear it.
- 22:42SPEAKER_00: It's giving Gina Bugatti to me.
- 22:43SPEAKER_00: But uh because again, she looks pretty effortless despite being covered in strands of pearls.
- 22:49SPEAKER_00: Or no, it looks like chain.
- 22:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 22:51SPEAKER_00: Ooh, yeah, it's beating.
- 22:54SPEAKER_00: I love that.
- 22:55SPEAKER_00: Let's recreate that.
- 22:56SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 22:57SPEAKER_00: Coming up.
- 22:58SPEAKER_00: Uh okay, moving on to Oh, cool! Cool.
- 23:03SPEAKER_00: Christopher John Rogers.
- 23:04SPEAKER_00: Is it like a cargo pant?
- 23:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it looks like a cargo pant.
- 23:07SPEAKER_00: Like it has cargo pockets, cargo pockets.
- 23:09SPEAKER_00: That's cool.
- 23:10SPEAKER_00: And like a heel, drop suspenders, kind of.
- 23:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something like that.
- 23:14SPEAKER_00: Some strapping, beautiful prints.
- 23:16SPEAKER_00: Cool.
- 23:16SPEAKER_00: So cool.
- 23:17SPEAKER_00: So cool.
- 23:18SPEAKER_00: I believe it's their second year there, and two for two on the sleigh edge.
- 23:22SPEAKER_00: It's such a fun pattern, and the fabric to me speaks to the era.
- 23:27SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 23:27SPEAKER_00: So I think it's a win-win and it's gay, girl.
- 23:30SPEAKER_00: This is also camp and somewhat gauche in a way that is completely on theme for dandyism.
- 23:35SPEAKER_00: Totally.
- 23:35SPEAKER_01: And for Cole.
- 23:36SPEAKER_01: And for Cole, for sure.
- 23:37SPEAKER_01: And uh Tony nominated Cole, which is insane.
- 23:41SPEAKER_00: Congrats to the entire giving just nominated.
- 23:44SPEAKER_00: It's giving seconds prior.
- 23:45SPEAKER_00: It's giving gonna win.
- 23:46SPEAKER_00: Um definitely.
- 23:47SPEAKER_00: Uh congrats to the whole O'Mary team.
- 23:49SPEAKER_00: Um Cole's look throughout this whole press season for the styling.
- 23:53SPEAKER_01: Who's the stylist?
- 23:54SPEAKER_01: I'll put it but but the name here, but everyone's so so fun.
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, love it.
- 23:59SPEAKER_00: I've been meaning to reach out to them, be like, hey, if you need a makeup artist again, yeah, the looks have been really fun, so they're not afraid of anything.
- 24:07SPEAKER_00: Except my work.
- 24:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:10SPEAKER_00: Except your hand.
- 24:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, literally.
- 24:12SPEAKER_00: My favorite was when they had the flippy.
- 24:14SPEAKER_00: I think it was maybe the premiere of they kind of went really femme, and it was just so fun and slutty and just fun to see what they're doing.
- 24:21SPEAKER_00: I lived.
- 24:22SPEAKER_00: They're genius.
- 24:23SPEAKER_00: We're so we're lucky to have them.
- 24:24SPEAKER_00: Love you, Cole.
- 24:25SPEAKER_00: Love you, Cole.
- 24:25SPEAKER_00: So hope to see you on the couch.
- 24:27SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe this season, yeah.
- 24:29SPEAKER_01: Um, okay.
- 24:30SPEAKER_01: Next up we have uh Coleman Domingo in Valentino, which this is this is a one-two look.
- 24:36SPEAKER_01: This was what was a reveal.
- 24:37SPEAKER_01: Now, this this is an example of going pope.
- 24:40SPEAKER_01: This is this is Heavenly Bodies Core.
- 24:43SPEAKER_01: This is this is uh apparently it's a reference to Andre the Antali.
- 24:47SPEAKER_01: Uh, but it looks bad.
- 24:48SPEAKER_00: So it really is just like looks cheap.
- 24:51SPEAKER_00: Literally, like the pleaty, the pleated material looks like a polyester, which is I don't know, it just doesn't look that great.
- 24:58SPEAKER_00: And the sculptural element on top of that seems kind of like messy.
- 25:02SPEAKER_00: It's giving like uh drag queen that makes their own costumes in a bad way.
- 25:08SPEAKER_00: It's giving Lydia buttons from season 17 I guess it works, but it just looks very DIY.
- 25:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 25:17SPEAKER_00: And maybe the uh reveal was a last-minute idea.
- 25:20SPEAKER_00: What was underneath this?
- 25:21SPEAKER_00: Underneath it was this.
- 25:23SPEAKER_00: That's cute and fun.
- 25:24SPEAKER_00: I like the black and white.
- 25:25SPEAKER_01: It's completely on theme.
- 25:26SPEAKER_01: It's a little simple, but only because he's drawing attention to it with a really ugly, hideous over-the-top reveal uh ahead of time.
- 25:34SPEAKER_00: I know how do those things speak to one another.
- 25:36SPEAKER_00: They don't, they don't.
- 25:37SPEAKER_00: That's uh I'm gonna say maybe you need pills.
- 25:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I definitely think this is you need pills.
- 25:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but also in combination, because you're right, it's really nice when a reveal at least speaks to what's underneath, you know.
- 25:50SPEAKER_00: He should have been in blue underpants and nothing else.
- 25:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 25:53SPEAKER_00: No, I mean like the top half as is, and big blue polka dotted boxer shorts.
- 25:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was just kidding.
- 26:00SPEAKER_00: I I but it just it some blue element could have made this a little more cohesive.
- 26:06SPEAKER_01: I mean, at least with the reveal, you have to reveal to something better underneath.
- 26:10SPEAKER_00: So this is technically better than what's on top.
- 26:13SPEAKER_00: I I think it's cool.
- 26:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 26:15SPEAKER_00: I like this, but the pant kind of sucks because like so much is going on up top in a fun way.
- 26:19SPEAKER_00: It needed like another pattern or something on the bottom or something.
- 26:22SPEAKER_00: That like slack is giving very like whoa, okay.
- 26:27SPEAKER_00: Slacks.
- 26:28SPEAKER_00: So whoa.
- 26:29SPEAKER_00: Uh well, we can agree that's giving filines.
- 26:32SPEAKER_01: The blue is you need pills, and yeah, uh, suit is a stunt.
- 26:37SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the suit is a stunt.
- 26:39SPEAKER_00: A literal stunt that didn't.
- 26:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 26:42SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 26:43SPEAKER_01: Cynthia Arrivo and Givenchy.
- 26:46SPEAKER_00: See, I wanted to put her in here because I've been really like bored by her at this point.
- 26:51SPEAKER_00: She often, on the red carpet and, you know, whatever she's doing, references dandyism all the time.
- 26:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 26:58SPEAKER_00: Which is really cool.
- 26:58SPEAKER_00: She has really cool um I don't know, her style is awesome.
- 27:03SPEAKER_00: She's always in suit wear, she's always in fedora's, yeah, menswear, all that stuff has been really cool to see along the way.
- 27:10SPEAKER_00: So I totally get why she would maybe veer away from the theme here, because like she again does it all the time.
- 27:17SPEAKER_00: But in that case, can we see something a little different?
- 27:20SPEAKER_00: I'm just, she's there's been a lot of her because of uh the press junket for Wicked, and there's about to be the same amount very soon for part two.
- 27:28SPEAKER_00: So I'm just like, can we please do something a little different?
- 27:32SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm just bored.
- 27:34SPEAKER_00: Can we put on a little like I love her beautiful bald head?
- 27:38SPEAKER_00: Can we put on a little finger wave?
- 27:39SPEAKER_00: That'd be cool.
- 27:40SPEAKER_00: Like, what if you rock to fro?
- 27:42SPEAKER_00: Like No, the sky is the limit for uh for her in this theme, I would say.
- 27:46SPEAKER_00: And she's a fashion girl, she wears really avant-garde shit.
- 27:48SPEAKER_00: So I think that's awesome.
- 27:50SPEAKER_00: So I just want to see where she could take that.
- 27:52SPEAKER_00: What that means.
- 27:55SPEAKER_00: But on the back, it's not okay.
- 27:57SPEAKER_00: Uh she's like, oh I'm just like, hey, she's like, hey, can I borrow that?
- 28:01SPEAKER_00: And she takes pictures like it's hers.
- 28:04SPEAKER_00: I'm just bored.
- 28:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:05SPEAKER_00: I'm a I'm a stan.
- 28:07SPEAKER_01: She's had better looks a week ago.
- 28:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just no matter what she wears, I feel like I've I've seen her wear it already.
- 28:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just not a it's just a missed opportunity for me, I think.
- 28:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:17SPEAKER_00: Could have been um Don't get me wrong, it's bangin', but it's amazing.
- 28:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's beautiful, it's well made, obviously.
- 28:23SPEAKER_00: It's maybe because she turns out so many looks, I I actually don't even know what would be unexpected for her.
- 28:28SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm thinking like silk slip dress.
- 28:31SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm thinking the uh yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days would really have been um perfect for this.
- 28:37SPEAKER_00: Perfect, yeah.
- 28:39SPEAKER_00: No, never that, but um I think it's stunt, wouldn't you say?
- 28:42SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 28:43SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 28:44SPEAKER_00: Yawn, that's for sure.
- 28:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:45SPEAKER_00: Well, do you want to punt it?
- 28:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:47SPEAKER_00: Punt it.
- 28:47SPEAKER_00: Punt it.
- 28:48SPEAKER_00: I'm fine with that.
- 28:49SPEAKER_01: Just for her, I think it could have been so much stronger.
- 28:51SPEAKER_01: I just I don't know.
- 28:54SPEAKER_01: I'm just not living.
- 28:55SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
- 28:56SPEAKER_01: Uh, and speaking of not living, we have old Demi.
- 28:59SPEAKER_00: Dear Lord, you know, she was one of my favorites last year, and unfortunately I don't remember the designer, but it was cool.
- 29:04SPEAKER_00: It was almost like Scaparelli, but uh more tasteful because it's the old Schkop has been annoying me.
- 29:10SPEAKER_00: Uh this looks like a loop-de-loop going wrong.
- 29:13SPEAKER_00: I I don't understand.
- 29:14SPEAKER_00: It's hidiosa to me.
- 29:16SPEAKER_00: This is Tom Brown.
- 29:17SPEAKER_00: Is it?
- 29:18SPEAKER_00: There's something about the way that this is draping which is not flattering.
- 29:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's a no for me.
- 29:27SPEAKER_00: She looks embarrassed.
- 29:28SPEAKER_00: Um Brad.
- 29:29SPEAKER_00: Brad's her stylist.
- 29:31SPEAKER_00: Brad uh Sobieski.
- 29:34SPEAKER_00: Not Sobieski.
- 29:35SPEAKER_00: Not the Sobieski.
- 29:37SPEAKER_00: Um is this punt or do you need pills?
- 29:39SPEAKER_00: You need pills for that tunnel?
- 29:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not only is it uh Hot Wheels loop-the-loop, I'm getting traffic lines, and it's just like she needed a hot wheels like brooch for this tunnel.
- 29:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fast around her head.
- 29:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, that I can say I uh it can need pills now, Doji.
- 29:57SPEAKER_00: No, you had a oh my god.
- 30:00SPEAKER_00: This I think is banging.
- 30:01SPEAKER_00: I I do like it, it's really fun.
- 30:04SPEAKER_00: Um, is it Louis Vuitton?
- 30:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's um You know I love Louis.
- 30:08SPEAKER_00: It's uh Louis Vuitton by Pharrell.
- 30:09SPEAKER_00: Okay, Louis Vuitton by Pharrell comes up multiple times on this uh list.
- 30:15SPEAKER_00: I think she looks dope, but unfortunately I saw how she arrived or like got from the hotel to her sprinter van.
- 30:23SPEAKER_00: It looked like um cubicle walls, four cubicle walls that made like a box on wheels and it was raining, which I love when it rains on Matt Monday because it's like Sally, uh and um umbrellas and a whole team, and it was like, who the fuck is in that?
- 30:39SPEAKER_00: And everyone like the paps were like dochy, dochie.
- 30:41SPEAKER_00: They knew it was out of control.
- 30:44SPEAKER_00: I was really kind of embarrassing.
- 30:45SPEAKER_00: For this look, unfortunately, I mean I but for any look, I think it's cooler to be like, hey, the party starts now.
- 30:52SPEAKER_00: I exited my hotel, take pics.
- 30:54SPEAKER_00: It's about when you're on the carpet, but like, who cares?
- 30:57SPEAKER_00: I just think people like the like surprise, and and I get it, but this was never been done.
- 31:02SPEAKER_00: Like, people have done like umbrellas that with like dropped fabric on the sides and other sort of barrier things, but this was a perfect square on wheels with umbrellas on top of drywall.
- 31:12SPEAKER_00: It was drywall, it was crazy, and then you hear some people, there's video footage of it, you hear some people like I don't know if it's her yelling at like drop the umbrella.
- 31:20SPEAKER_00: Like, there's there's tension.
- 31:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know either.
- 31:23SPEAKER_00: I really if you haven't seen it, do check out the walking cube.
- 31:27SPEAKER_00: I actually would have loved it if she came on the carpet as the the cube.
- 31:30SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 31:30SPEAKER_00: That would have been funny.
- 31:31SPEAKER_00: Like her look was actually just that.
- 31:33SPEAKER_00: Fine and dandy.
- 31:33SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna do that.
- 31:34SPEAKER_01: Uh this look is fine.
- 31:36SPEAKER_00: I think maybe I wish it there was a better shoe or like a I know it's shorts, but it does feel like it kind of drops away to nothing on the bottom.
- 31:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's sort of whatever.
- 31:45SPEAKER_00: I think it's a cool maybe.
- 31:46SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
- 31:47SPEAKER_00: I love her hair.
- 31:48SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would really, really like it had I not known about um the cube.
- 31:51SPEAKER_00: The fiasco she she uh caused.
- 31:54SPEAKER_00: And no, I'm not gonna go as a cube.
- 31:56SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go as something that looks like a covered up thing, but that's my look.
- 31:59SPEAKER_00: So then I get there and I just then like.
- 32:02SPEAKER_00: They do camp too.
- 32:03SPEAKER_00: They should.
- 32:03SPEAKER_00: They need to redo on that one.
- 32:05SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
- 32:05SPEAKER_00: I think it's stunt.
- 32:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 32:07SPEAKER_00: Oh, for sure.
- 32:09SPEAKER_00: Uh next up we have Edwin Thompson in Theophilio.
- 32:13SPEAKER_00: I don't know who the hell this is, but he's waggy as fuck.
- 32:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 32:16SPEAKER_00: Uh and I want to marry him.
- 32:17SPEAKER_00: This is a really cool look.
- 32:19SPEAKER_00: It's like a mohair.
- 32:20SPEAKER_00: It's like a mohair suit.
- 32:21SPEAKER_00: Um are the pants mohair or leather?
- 32:23SPEAKER_00: It I think it matches.
- 32:24SPEAKER_00: That that makes it way cooler to me.
- 32:26SPEAKER_00: It's all mohair.
- 32:27SPEAKER_00: Oversized flower, carry vibes, cool slouchy hat on top.
- 32:31SPEAKER_00: Uh sad for the white guy to be like, Carrie.
- 32:35SPEAKER_00: Uh, sheer gloves and a black fur coat.
- 32:38SPEAKER_01: To me, this is hitting all the marks.
- 32:40SPEAKER_01: It's like this is exactly on theme.
- 32:41SPEAKER_01: He looks cool as fuck.
- 32:42SPEAKER_01: It looks like he'd wear this.
- 32:44SPEAKER_01: It's awesome.
- 32:45SPEAKER_00: And I love his earrings, the styling's great, the rings, the shoes.
- 32:48SPEAKER_00: I think this is like this is a top-tier one for me.
- 32:52SPEAKER_00: For sure.
- 32:53SPEAKER_00: I really like this.
- 32:54SPEAKER_00: Maybe at the end, maybe it goes into comp, but at the end we pull everything up.
- 32:57SPEAKER_00: I'll put him for a guy, I'll put him in Gaging Gaston.
- 33:00SPEAKER_00: I think he's swaggy.
- 33:01SPEAKER_00: I love it.
- 33:01SPEAKER_00: I've never in my life seen a red, a complete a suit made out of mohair.
- 33:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 33:07SPEAKER_00: And it's like what crimson red?
- 33:09SPEAKER_00: Like that is so cool with the tailored beautifully beret and the big hoops.
- 33:14SPEAKER_00: Like, he just looks so cool.
- 33:15SPEAKER_00: And also that he would wear this, uh, could wear this anywhere because it's he's carrying it so well, he doesn't need to be at a themed costume party.
- 33:22SPEAKER_00: You're like, I'm willing to bet he references Dannyism sometimes in his own personal style.
- 33:26SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 33:26SPEAKER_00: It's like this is this is uh embodied, this is fully embodied.
- 33:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 33:30SPEAKER_01: This is great.
- 33:31SPEAKER_01: Love it.
- 33:31SPEAKER_01: Next up we have uh Emma Chamberlain, uh YouTube star, turned fashion darling.
- 33:37SPEAKER_01: Oh, she's in um Corridge's or Corage.
- 33:41SPEAKER_01: Um you and I both responded to this positively because it's it's a cool look.
- 33:46SPEAKER_01: She looks great.
- 33:46SPEAKER_01: I like the styling, little glasses are fun.
- 33:49SPEAKER_00: Uh, but I just don't know how is that a haircut?
- 33:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think so.
- 33:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like that's fun to me that she's like bleached and and got a little pixie going on.
- 33:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 33:59SPEAKER_00: It's it's not on theme, which again it's it's towards the prompt of like just tailoring and then tailored for her.
- 34:07SPEAKER_00: It speaks to like 90s business man, kind of with the glasses to me.
- 34:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 34:12SPEAKER_00: Uh it's nice to see her in something different, and she's carrying it, she's pulling it off.
- 34:17SPEAKER_00: It's not wearing her, even though it is kind of like something that maybe one would guess would be out of her comfort zone.
- 34:23SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 34:24SPEAKER_00: Well, she's been a little bit of a fashion icon.
- 34:26SPEAKER_01: She's fashiony now and she's been pushing pushing boundaries.
- 34:28SPEAKER_01: I think she this feels at home for her.
- 34:30SPEAKER_01: I think I'm here for the haircut.
- 34:32SPEAKER_00: It just should have happened on the carpet.
- 34:34SPEAKER_00: That's a stunt.
- 34:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 34:38SPEAKER_01: Always she gets a fade on the carpet.
- 34:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 34:41SPEAKER_00: I like it.
- 34:41SPEAKER_00: It's a little express somehow with the glasses.
- 34:44SPEAKER_00: Like like the the pinstripe here is giving express.
- 34:48SPEAKER_01: I get I know what you mean.
- 34:49SPEAKER_00: Somehow.
- 34:50SPEAKER_00: And it just feels 90s like business.
- 34:52SPEAKER_01: I like it.
- 34:53SPEAKER_00: I like it too.
- 34:53SPEAKER_00: I think it looks cool.
- 34:54SPEAKER_01: I think it's cut.
- 34:55SPEAKER_01: I I th I think if it's.
- 34:56SPEAKER_01: Let me get in there.
- 34:57SPEAKER_00: I love it.
- 34:58SPEAKER_00: It's great.
- 34:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it fits her perfectly.
- 34:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's cunt.
- 35:00SPEAKER_00: It's cunt.
- 35:01SPEAKER_00: I love the glove.
- 35:03SPEAKER_00: That's a real like sheer glove that looks painted on her.
- 35:07SPEAKER_00: It's so it's cool.
- 35:09SPEAKER_00: You should wear that.
- 35:10SPEAKER_00: That's you.
- 35:11SPEAKER_00: That's me.
- 35:11SPEAKER_00: That's your body.
- 35:12SPEAKER_00: Cut.
- 35:13SPEAKER_01: Next up we have the king.
- 35:16SPEAKER_00: Gail king.
- 35:17SPEAKER_00: That's a mod on.
- 35:18SPEAKER_00: She came back from space and uh crash landed in this lost her taste.
- 35:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 35:23SPEAKER_00: Now this is screaming costume.
- 35:24SPEAKER_00: Now this I mean I think this is a black designer named Chuck Chuck's Collins.
- 35:29SPEAKER_00: What color purple would you call that?
- 35:30SPEAKER_00: Like uh Snozberry?
- 35:32SPEAKER_00: That's nerd's grape.
- 35:33SPEAKER_00: Grape.
- 35:33SPEAKER_00: It's grapey.
- 35:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 35:34SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 35:35SPEAKER_00: It's like grape candy.
- 35:35SPEAKER_00: It's not actually Tylenol.
- 35:36SPEAKER_00: It's not grape collar.
- 35:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 35:38SPEAKER_00: Wait, it's not grape Tylenol.
- 35:40SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
- 35:40SPEAKER_00: As if I have lenses in.
- 35:43SPEAKER_00: Which I do have lenses and I pop them out.
- 35:46SPEAKER_00: It looks ill-fitting and and and very costume-y, although I I see what they're referencing here to be on theme, but unfortunately, uh it's uh it's a go back to space for me.
- 35:58SPEAKER_00: It's is it you need pills?
- 36:00SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 36:01SPEAKER_00: It just looks like i party version of like something.
- 36:05SPEAKER_00: Jazz lady.
- 36:07SPEAKER_01: It's Jazz Lady.
- 36:08SPEAKER_00: The costume is Jazz Lady Back from Space.
- 36:10SPEAKER_00: Maybe in person it looks not as costumey.
- 36:12SPEAKER_00: It's just photographing really uh cheap and shiny, and the bodice looks bizarre.
- 36:17SPEAKER_00: Oof, yeah.
- 36:18SPEAKER_00: And she's sort of her face, even on our face.
- 36:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's not.
- 36:20SPEAKER_01: She's like it's like she's holding on for dear life.
- 36:24SPEAKER_01: Yeesh.
- 36:24SPEAKER_01: Okay, next up we have Heidi Clum in Vetmont.
- 36:26SPEAKER_00: Ooh, Jesus Christ.
- 36:28SPEAKER_00: She looks hot as hell, but what is going on?
- 36:32SPEAKER_00: This is a flop floposaurus.
- 36:35SPEAKER_00: I want to know how much money she got paid to wear this, because this is like girl, you you she looks great.
- 36:39SPEAKER_01: Everything she's but she's the queen of costumes.
- 36:41SPEAKER_01: She's the queen of Halloween, and she can pull off whatever.
- 36:43SPEAKER_00: At least grab a top hat, which I know you have.
- 36:46SPEAKER_00: Many.
- 36:47SPEAKER_00: Jeez, Louis.
- 36:48SPEAKER_00: As you're saying, she's a costume girl.
- 36:49SPEAKER_00: At least on the way out, grab a Willy Wonka hat.
- 36:52SPEAKER_00: Please.
- 36:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 36:53SPEAKER_00: This is an Abe Lincoln hat.
- 36:55SPEAKER_00: Something that ain't right.
- 36:56SPEAKER_00: At least humor us.
- 36:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 36:58SPEAKER_00: It's actually so funny to me that it's just like a chicken black dress.
- 37:02SPEAKER_01: It's that she's like, you know, maybe this is her off year, whatever, but it's like this is two down.
- 37:06SPEAKER_00: Right, but maybe if it's your off-year, like don't get photographed.
- 37:10SPEAKER_00: Maybe just be lined to your table.
- 37:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 37:12SPEAKER_00: Because I don't know.
- 37:13SPEAKER_00: It's so off and and and nice.
- 37:15SPEAKER_00: Like she looks great that it's like, wait a second.
- 37:19SPEAKER_00: She's in trouble.
- 37:20SPEAKER_00: Someone's forcing her to do this against her will.
- 37:22SPEAKER_00: It's like, okay, thank you.
- 37:24SPEAKER_00: She's blinking twice.
- 37:25SPEAKER_00: She's like, help me.
- 37:26SPEAKER_00: It's very okay, thank you.
- 37:27SPEAKER_01: Is it punt or you need pills?
- 37:29SPEAKER_00: If she looks amazing, I'm saying it in person.
- 37:31SPEAKER_00: It's just dull.
- 37:32SPEAKER_00: It's dope.
- 37:33SPEAKER_00: It's dull.
- 37:34SPEAKER_00: You know, I love how she's so beautiful in person.
- 37:36SPEAKER_00: You know my claim to fame is catching her naked.
- 37:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 37:38SPEAKER_00: Uh, check out that episode.
- 37:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 37:40SPEAKER_00: So I'm sure in person she's so radiant and hot.
- 37:43SPEAKER_00: Like that's a hot black vest to me.
- 37:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's I mean, it's beautiful.
- 37:45SPEAKER_00: But it's modern.
- 37:46SPEAKER_00: Get up the stairs, girl.
- 37:47SPEAKER_00: Enough.
- 37:48SPEAKER_00: Get to the table.
- 37:48SPEAKER_00: I think it's punt because get to the table immediately.
- 37:51SPEAKER_01: It's not unique pills because it's like it's so simple.
- 37:53SPEAKER_01: She looks amazing.
- 37:54SPEAKER_01: I can understand what she's going for.
- 37:55SPEAKER_01: It's so just so simple.
- 37:56SPEAKER_01: It's like she's just wearing a black dress and that's fine.
- 37:58SPEAKER_01: But it's like it's not ugly.
- 38:00SPEAKER_01: It's just dull.
- 38:01SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
- 38:02SPEAKER_01: Bizarre.
- 38:03SPEAKER_01: Moving on.
- 38:04SPEAKER_01: Henry Golding and Oswald Bo Tang.
- 38:05SPEAKER_01: So this was another example of like guys, men on the red carpet.
- 38:10SPEAKER_01: You can do anything that's not a tuxedo.
- 38:12SPEAKER_01: And it can be, it doesn't have to be extravagant.
- 38:14SPEAKER_01: It doesn't have to have a corset and a fucking bustle.
- 38:17SPEAKER_01: You can just wear a a nicely made suit with an interesting fabric and look great.
- 38:23SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
- 38:23SPEAKER_00: It's a cool fabric.
- 38:24SPEAKER_00: I I stopped as I was scrolling out this and I was like, ooh, I w I like this.
- 38:28SPEAKER_00: I think I want to like this.
- 38:29SPEAKER_00: I think I would wear this.
- 38:30SPEAKER_00: But then when I zoomed in on the fabric a little, like I'm not I'm not obsessed with that kind of like grid window pane.
- 38:36SPEAKER_00: I love a window pane.
- 38:38SPEAKER_01: Satiny kind of to me, this is like giving but it's I love olive.
- 38:42SPEAKER_00: It's giving a little bit 70s.
- 38:44SPEAKER_00: We're gonna disagree on this because like I the top is is cool, but I hate, hate, hate the tailoring of the pants.
- 38:51SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 38:51SPEAKER_00: Why are they square?
- 38:52SPEAKER_00: I like that.
- 38:53SPEAKER_00: Maybe he has his big fat thigh.
- 38:55SPEAKER_00: I don't yeah, the thighs, but it should just maybe is that referencing history, like the boxier cut?
- 39:01SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
- 39:02SPEAKER_00: I'll throw him a bone and say sure, but I think those pants though.
- 39:06SPEAKER_00: That I mean that just a little take it in a half inch to an inch, have it taper.
- 39:11SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 39:11SPEAKER_00: But maybe that would modernize it too much.
- 39:12SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 39:13SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm just he gets a an extra half a letter grade from each simply because he's not wearing a fucking tuxedo, you know, as a man.
- 39:18SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 39:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's definitely fun and pretty.
- 39:20SPEAKER_00: Let's give her a cunt.
- 39:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can give her a cunt.
- 39:23SPEAKER_00: I think that's that's yeah completely.
- 39:25SPEAKER_00: Because I do think it's fun and nice.
- 39:26SPEAKER_00: Give him he needs a monocle.
- 39:28SPEAKER_00: Oh, that'd be yeah, he's giving Mr.
- 39:29SPEAKER_00: Peanut.
- 39:30SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he needs a music.
- 39:32SPEAKER_00: Okay, Janelle Monet in uh Paul Taswell in collaboration with Tom Brown.
- 39:38SPEAKER_00: Other way around.
- 39:39SPEAKER_00: Um, so this also revealed into a second look, which is like a similar um suit underneath red and black and white and stripes.
- 39:46SPEAKER_00: This is Liddy Titty to me.
- 39:47SPEAKER_00: I think it's really cool.
- 39:48SPEAKER_00: I feel like she annoys people on the carpet because it is always kind of in this direction.
- 39:53SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and sometimes it's it's a little out of bounds for me where it's like kind of big for big sake and it gets ugly and not in a fun way.
- 39:59SPEAKER_00: And also, this is how you do a reveal right because it's interesting on the outside, but reveals to a better look and is just cool.
- 40:06SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
- 40:07SPEAKER_00: She would wear this at any other percent, yeah, any other year.
- 40:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 40:11SPEAKER_00: You know what she seems pressed because she wasn't asked to be the host as someone who wears suits and menswear all the time.
- 40:17SPEAKER_00: She's like, why did it go to Tiana Taylor?
- 40:19SPEAKER_00: She's pressed in there.
- 40:21SPEAKER_00: Uh, literally and figuratively.
- 40:24SPEAKER_00: Um, but I think it's dope.
- 40:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's amazing.
- 40:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Tom Brown can get really old when you start to see too much of it.
- 40:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 40:29SPEAKER_00: Because it does kind of become one note somehow.
- 40:31SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
- 40:32SPEAKER_00: But this, I've never seen them do this.
- 40:35SPEAKER_00: But that's Paul Tazwell.
- 40:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 40:37SPEAKER_00: Gaginga or Kunt?
- 40:38SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
- 40:39SPEAKER_00: Gaginga.
- 40:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 40:40SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's fucking cool.
- 40:41SPEAKER_00: She she could stand to mix it up too, but not for this.
- 40:44SPEAKER_00: Not for this one.
- 40:44SPEAKER_00: She's killing it.
- 40:45SPEAKER_01: Okay, Jenna Ortega in Olivier Roostening.
- 40:48SPEAKER_00: Roosting?
- 40:48SPEAKER_01: Rustening Rustening.
- 40:50SPEAKER_01: I thought it was Roosting.
- 40:51SPEAKER_01: She took Taylor, she took Tayloring in a little bit of a different theme, tailored for you.
- 40:54SPEAKER_00: Why does she have rulers all over her?
- 40:57SPEAKER_00: But then you were like tailoring, and I was like, okay, this is stupid.
- 41:02SPEAKER_00: Like it's Paco Rabani kind of with pieces.
- 41:06SPEAKER_00: It's the machina theme.
- 41:08SPEAKER_00: It's giving future.
- 41:09SPEAKER_00: I'm not getting Taylor.
- 41:10SPEAKER_00: Maybe she do Taylors use hard rulers.
- 41:13SPEAKER_00: Rulers?
- 41:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe.
- 41:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she needed a she needed uh what is that called?
- 41:17SPEAKER_00: Measuring tape.
- 41:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, measuring tape, a measuring tape joker in yellow to really tie it all in.
- 41:22SPEAKER_00: Um, just kidding, but like, get out of here.
- 41:25SPEAKER_00: It's a stunt.
- 41:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a stunt.
- 41:27SPEAKER_00: How was sitting in your ruler dress?
- 41:29SPEAKER_00: Could even be punt.
- 41:30SPEAKER_00: How was sitting down in that, sweetie?
- 41:32SPEAKER_00: She's like, oh, it could be punt almost, but it's a literal stunt in that she's like, it's a stunt.
- 41:39SPEAKER_00: She actually looks amazing.
- 41:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, keep her at stunt.
- 41:41SPEAKER_00: She looks amazing, but it's just kind of like side-eye.
- 41:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not getting it.
- 41:45SPEAKER_01: It feels like a stretch.
- 41:46SPEAKER_01: It's like it's a it's a it's a thinker and a stinker, this this one.
- 41:49SPEAKER_00: She needed a pin cushion.
- 41:51SPEAKER_00: Uh fascinating.
- 41:53SPEAKER_00: Strawberry.
- 41:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 41:55SPEAKER_00: Honestly, though, that's embarrassing.
- 41:57SPEAKER_00: And it would ruin the look, but like if it was in black with silver pins.
- 42:00SPEAKER_00: That'd be that would be cut.
- 42:02SPEAKER_01: It would be cut.
- 42:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that'd be smart.
- 42:03SPEAKER_00: It'd be a little bit more.
- 42:04SPEAKER_00: I mean, because you're already trying hard to wink, so don't tell me that you're not going costume.
- 42:10SPEAKER_00: Something's winking.
- 42:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's the ruler in the back that's unhinged.
- 42:15SPEAKER_00: So she can shit.
- 42:19SPEAKER_00: Uh moving on.
- 42:20SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 42:20SPEAKER_01: We Oh my god.
- 42:21SPEAKER_01: I don't know who the hell this is.
- 42:23SPEAKER_00: Turner Smith in Burberry.
- 42:24SPEAKER_00: She might have won the night.
- 42:26SPEAKER_00: This is beyond.
- 42:27SPEAKER_00: This is Gaginga stunning, if anything.
- 42:29SPEAKER_00: Oh, for sure.
- 42:30SPEAKER_00: This is like I love the like raisin burgundy, like beautiful color.
- 42:35SPEAKER_00: Leather.
- 42:36SPEAKER_00: It's distressed leather.
- 42:37SPEAKER_00: It's so layered and cool.
- 42:38SPEAKER_00: It speaks to the theme.
- 42:40SPEAKER_00: It looks amazing.
- 42:41SPEAKER_00: This is everything.
- 42:42SPEAKER_00: It hits all the marks again.
- 42:43SPEAKER_00: It's like I love Burberry.
- 42:45SPEAKER_00: Gaginga stunning.
- 42:46SPEAKER_00: I mean, she looks she knows it too.
- 42:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's this is insane.
- 42:50SPEAKER_00: She deserved a cane when a lot of people didn't.
- 42:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 42:53SPEAKER_00: And the cane could have been a pop of something else for fun.
- 42:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 42:56SPEAKER_00: Or an umbrella in the same sort of material.
- 43:00SPEAKER_00: That'd be cool.
- 43:00SPEAKER_00: Or like a gold.
- 43:01SPEAKER_00: A closed umbrella would have been sick.
- 43:04SPEAKER_00: Uh, but only because it's so awesome already that I'm like, she's making me a greedy little pig.
- 43:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's I want more.
- 43:11SPEAKER_00: She might win.
- 43:13SPEAKER_00: She might win tonight.
- 43:14SPEAKER_00: She might win.
- 43:15SPEAKER_00: Uh should we take a little breaky poo?
- 43:16SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's take a tiny little break and we'll be right back.
- 43:18SPEAKER_02: Wookie!
- 43:27SPEAKER_00: All right, we're back.
- 43:27SPEAKER_00: Who the hell is this?
- 43:28SPEAKER_00: This is Joey King.
- 43:29SPEAKER_00: I think she looks so cool.
- 43:30SPEAKER_00: What what are those little like uh I don't know what you would call those like medallions?
- 43:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like little mirrored.
- 43:37SPEAKER_00: Does she have a choker on too?
- 43:38SPEAKER_00: I think it's like a bodysuit.
- 43:39SPEAKER_00: It's muking.
- 43:40SPEAKER_00: It looks like she has a little dicky under there.
- 43:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 43:42SPEAKER_00: But I like that.
- 43:43SPEAKER_00: But I love this beautiful soft feminine hair with this.
- 43:46SPEAKER_00: That's like not too done.
- 43:48SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 43:48SPEAKER_00: It's a little Diane Keaton.
- 43:50SPEAKER_00: It's a little um It's so pretty.
- 43:52SPEAKER_00: It's so cool.
- 43:52SPEAKER_00: It's very cool.
- 43:53SPEAKER_00: I would wear this.
- 43:54SPEAKER_00: Mumik.
- 43:55SPEAKER_00: It's a little Alice in Wonderland.
- 43:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 43:57SPEAKER_00: Which is kooky and then like some.
- 44:00SPEAKER_00: Something I'd typically be annoyed by, but um when it's right, it's right, honey.
- 44:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think this is cunt.
- 44:04SPEAKER_00: I would wear that shirt.
- 44:06SPEAKER_00: I I would wear the whole look and the hair and the makeup.
- 44:10SPEAKER_00: Do you need to tell us something?
- 44:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 44:12SPEAKER_01: Uh not today.
- 44:13SPEAKER_00: Not today.
- 44:14SPEAKER_00: Oh, there she is.
- 44:14SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think it's cunt, right?
- 44:15SPEAKER_00: Cunt for sure.
- 44:17SPEAKER_00: Cause like she just looks cool and um like she's not trying too hard, even though it's a very over the top cookie look.
- 44:24SPEAKER_00: There's a lot going on, but she's like she's wearing it.
- 44:26SPEAKER_00: She's wearing it for sure.
- 44:26SPEAKER_00: I think she's wearing it.
- 44:27SPEAKER_00: Uh Justice Smith in Valentino.
- 44:30SPEAKER_00: You pulled this.
- 44:31SPEAKER_00: I pulled this because I wanted to like it, but then I was like, I don't.
- 44:35SPEAKER_00: I like, again, there's like a lace turtleneck bodysuit y thing that's peeking out by his um sleeves and neck, and I get like that's cool.
- 44:46SPEAKER_00: The layers speak to Dannyism and the lace and all that and the polka dots.
- 44:50SPEAKER_00: The built-in kerchief.
- 44:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 44:51SPEAKER_00: I really love the finger wave.
- 44:52SPEAKER_00: I love a guy in a finger wave, but I don't like it.
- 44:56SPEAKER_00: It's a little boring and like a little lady, says me, who's a cross dresser, but I'm like, I don't know, uh a little old lady on him when when it's not supposed to be.
- 45:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 45:06SPEAKER_00: Like I feel like I'd look cooler in this, no offense.
- 45:09SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 45:09SPEAKER_00: I think he's not carrying it.
- 45:11SPEAKER_00: And on top of that, it's just not the most attractive color combination.
- 45:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the color combo isn't working.
- 45:16SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering if it was like if it was like a bright white, would it would it be right?
- 45:20SPEAKER_00: Maybe it should, I don't know.
- 45:22SPEAKER_00: Or like a gray, like something in the light is washing him out a little bit.
- 45:25SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's because it's too close to his skin tone.
- 45:27SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's he's a gorgeous man.
- 45:28SPEAKER_00: I think he's so cute.
- 45:29SPEAKER_00: Um he's gay.
- 45:30SPEAKER_00: He's gay, yeah, yeah.
- 45:31SPEAKER_00: Cool.
- 45:32SPEAKER_00: He was in the get down.
- 45:33SPEAKER_00: He was in uh Detective Pikachu.
- 45:36SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 45:36SPEAKER_00: Okay, cool.
- 45:38SPEAKER_00: Uh he sure was.
- 45:40SPEAKER_00: He sure was, wasn't he?
- 45:42SPEAKER_00: It's cool though.
- 45:43SPEAKER_00: I appreciate the swing.
- 45:44SPEAKER_00: So I would give him a stunt.
- 45:46SPEAKER_00: But like I appreciate that it's not a suit.
- 45:47SPEAKER_00: Like it's a suit.
- 45:49SPEAKER_00: I actually I mean I think it's a cool bespoke garment.
- 45:52SPEAKER_00: Um lady suit.
- 45:54SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I would immediately peg this as like dandy or like on theme.
- 45:58SPEAKER_00: Definitely not.
- 45:59SPEAKER_00: It's okay.
- 46:00SPEAKER_00: I I don't know what I don't know if I You'd think Nana?
- 46:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Nana, Nana, the the hair, the hair and the lace to me, and I guess the polka dots, it it's a puree.
- 46:10SPEAKER_00: He's touching the theme here and there.
- 46:12SPEAKER_00: Touching me?
- 46:12SPEAKER_00: You wish.
- 46:13SPEAKER_00: He's touching me.
- 46:14SPEAKER_00: He's touching Anna.
- 46:16SPEAKER_00: Um it's like stop.
- 46:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and her fidget uh spinner bob is going nuts for this.
- 46:24SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, no.
- 46:25SPEAKER_00: It looks like he's not happy.
- 46:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 46:28SPEAKER_00: He seems a little embarrassed by it, and that's why it's a stunt.
- 46:30SPEAKER_00: But I appreciate the swing.
- 46:32SPEAKER_00: You look sad and scared, and like you need steak.
- 46:33SPEAKER_00: Okay, Kendall Jenner in uh a brand called Torosheju, I think.
- 46:39SPEAKER_00: Torashiju.
- 46:40SPEAKER_00: She looks farty and boring, and I hate it.
- 46:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 46:43SPEAKER_00: I was like, you have to talk about the Kardashians at the Met Gala, which is sad, but that's the world we live in because they, you know.
- 46:49SPEAKER_00: I'm worried about them.
- 46:51SPEAKER_00: She needs like a hideous top hat.
- 46:53SPEAKER_00: Like a hideous um hello dolly kind of uh she could she need literally anything would help this.
- 46:59SPEAKER_00: This is uh it's just boring.
- 47:01SPEAKER_00: She should have silver gray hair in a granny bun.
- 47:04SPEAKER_00: She should be holding a gun.
- 47:05SPEAKER_00: Like that would like a little pistol.
- 47:06SPEAKER_01: Like that would be that would be something, you know.
- 47:08SPEAKER_00: A shotgun.
- 47:09SPEAKER_01: That too, that would work.
- 47:10SPEAKER_01: Like literally, you could add anything to this look and it would make it better.
- 47:13SPEAKER_00: Like something triggering about that wool fabric, because it's just a gray suit as a boy, like is sort of like the the most generic thing ever.
- 47:20SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 47:21SPEAKER_00: That like affordable suit for Macy's.
- 47:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 47:24SPEAKER_00: That fabric, it's wool, Italian wool.
- 47:26SPEAKER_00: It's like if she had gloves on, it would be better.
- 47:28SPEAKER_01: If she had a bigger necklace, it'd be better.
- 47:29SPEAKER_01: If she had a headband on, it'd be better.
- 47:31SPEAKER_01: Like literally, you could you could literally add anything to this and it would make it better, which is just it just means it's the most basic.
- 47:36SPEAKER_00: Give us a little belt, but not something a glove, a little uh dry shampoo, like at the very least, like little extensions in her hair and it would be better.
- 47:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 47:50SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's backless and our cheeks are out.
- 47:52SPEAKER_00: Maybe, yeah.
- 47:53SPEAKER_00: Maybe we're not getting half the story.
- 47:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah, stunt.
- 47:56SPEAKER_01: No, this is this is punt.
- 47:57SPEAKER_01: It's not even you need pills because it's just no, it makes sense.
- 48:00SPEAKER_00: It's just stupid.
- 48:00SPEAKER_00: She wishes she needed pills.
- 48:02SPEAKER_00: At least you need pills is dangerous.
- 48:03SPEAKER_00: There's excitement there.
- 48:05SPEAKER_00: She's like far day.
- 48:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you don't know where we're looking at.
- 48:12SPEAKER_00: Skidmark check.
- 48:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she needs the bechamel skid mark chest chest.
- 48:17SPEAKER_00: Skid mark on your chest.
- 48:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 48:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 48:20SPEAKER_00: Don't knock until you try it.
- 48:22SPEAKER_00: Um, no, goodbye, girl.
- 48:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Sayanara.
- 48:25SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is her big sis.
- 48:27SPEAKER_00: Kimmy Kimmy.
- 48:29SPEAKER_00: Someone said it's giving Countess Luann.
- 48:32SPEAKER_00: It truly it really is.
- 48:33SPEAKER_00: I mean, I can appreciate a uh a faux croc moment.
- 48:37SPEAKER_00: I like the texture in the I think she looks good.
- 48:39SPEAKER_00: Uh it's a little Countess Luann.
- 48:42SPEAKER_00: But that's on theme.
- 48:44SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 48:45SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 48:45SPEAKER_00: Fucking idiotic fedora.
- 48:47SPEAKER_00: No offense to I want the skirt to be up higher or like some things to be like a little the proportions to be a little di like we're talking again millimeters, but um ultimately I think she's cool, she looks cool, and I do she is one that gets it that sometimes it's not your year.
- 49:01SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 49:01SPEAKER_00: And she's getting old and she's like um embarrassed by her crazy ex-husband and sort of just there, yeah, playing laying low.
- 49:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 49:10SPEAKER_00: Which I don't know.
- 49:11SPEAKER_00: This is incognito mode.
- 49:14SPEAKER_00: Because it's so cool.
- 49:15SPEAKER_00: That's you know, fashion should reflect your mood.
- 49:18SPEAKER_00: And here she is, just sort of taking a back seat this year, and I like that.
- 49:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah, who is this?
- 49:22SPEAKER_00: This is um chrome hearts.
- 49:24SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 49:25SPEAKER_00: But I like I like it.
- 49:26SPEAKER_01: I like it.
- 49:27SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
- 49:28SPEAKER_01: Or it's stunned, right?
- 49:29SPEAKER_01: Because it's just middle of the road, or is it cunt?
- 49:31SPEAKER_01: And there's I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
- 49:33SPEAKER_00: I just think it could be it could have been a little bit more I just want to hoist up the like skirt a little higher.
- 49:39SPEAKER_00: I like the necklace and I like the booty.
- 49:41SPEAKER_00: I want the skirt to come up a little higher and then the boustier to be cropped a little shorter.
- 49:46SPEAKER_00: So just like raise it all up a tiny bit.
- 49:49SPEAKER_00: Uh stunt.
- 49:51SPEAKER_00: For me.
- 49:51SPEAKER_00: Stunt.
- 49:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm fine with that.
- 49:52SPEAKER_00: Uh I would wear the hat though as a guy.
- 49:54SPEAKER_01: Holding her belly because she's had sliders.
- 49:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 49:56SPEAKER_01: And then the the third, the third K in this group, little little Kylie in Ferragamo.
- 50:03SPEAKER_00: Ferragamo is kind of like I think this is custom Farragamo, so I I think it was like custom used.
- 50:08SPEAKER_01: Well, it's like the creative director like made it for her.
- 50:09SPEAKER_00: So I don't think it's actually anything like that they're referencing from like a current season or anything.
- 50:15SPEAKER_01: It's uh it's uh more exciting than Kendall's, but it's just as equally um boring and off-theme.
- 50:22SPEAKER_00: No, that's a real nice sheer glove.
- 50:25SPEAKER_00: That's kind of all I have to say.
- 50:27SPEAKER_00: I mean, her torso actually, no, it's not.
- 50:28SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
- 50:29SPEAKER_00: Her torso looks like it goes on for 10 miles.
- 50:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 50:32SPEAKER_00: So the low rise sarangi's high slit skirt sucks and should be up like four inches.
- 50:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 50:39SPEAKER_00: She would look skinnier and taller.
- 50:42SPEAKER_00: Uh it's it's a punt.
- 50:45SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's it could be stunned.
- 50:47SPEAKER_00: Okay, I don't think there's really there's nothing going on here that uh works for me.
- 50:52SPEAKER_00: It's um it's just boring.
- 50:54SPEAKER_00: It's boring.
- 50:54SPEAKER_00: It's a punt.
- 50:55SPEAKER_00: She can see it.
- 50:56SPEAKER_00: It looks like it's headachey.
- 50:58SPEAKER_00: Something about all this gray and pinstripe and black is like headache vibes.
- 51:03SPEAKER_00: She who looks the best, Kim, I guess.
- 51:06SPEAKER_00: Kim's the most on theme.
- 51:08SPEAKER_00: I think Kim looks the best.
- 51:09SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
- 51:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the long torse knocks her down to punt.
- 51:13SPEAKER_00: Uh all right, your husband, Laquan Smith.
- 51:15SPEAKER_00: Um, I love him.
- 51:16SPEAKER_00: I think he looks hot as hell.
- 51:17SPEAKER_00: I like the ostrich little uh shell, and the satin pants are cool, and he's hot, and I want to um date him.
- 51:24SPEAKER_00: The stuff he makes is amazing.
- 51:26SPEAKER_00: Who did he do earlier that I was like, I didn't know it was LaQuan Sierra?
- 51:30SPEAKER_00: So cool.
- 51:30SPEAKER_00: Love it.
- 51:31SPEAKER_00: Cunt.
- 51:32SPEAKER_00: Mainly because he's hot, but he makes really cool stuff and his pants look really cool.
- 51:35SPEAKER_00: But it's great.
- 51:35SPEAKER_00: We love LaQuan.
- 51:36SPEAKER_00: Um, you own some.
- 51:38SPEAKER_00: Um we've worn a lot in the past.
- 51:40SPEAKER_00: It all has to get taken out because he hates big friends.
- 51:43SPEAKER_00: Well, he hates big girls.
- 51:44SPEAKER_00: No, he hates big boys.
- 51:45SPEAKER_00: It is big girl friendly.
- 51:46SPEAKER_00: He just is not big, big boy friendly.
- 51:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's not big boy friendly.
- 51:49SPEAKER_00: Uh Lauren Hill in Stella McCartney.
- 51:52SPEAKER_00: She looks dope as hell.
- 51:53SPEAKER_00: She looks cool.
- 51:54SPEAKER_00: She always has her umbrella.
- 51:55SPEAKER_00: She's done that to many events.
- 51:58SPEAKER_00: This is like her category, and she looks cool.
- 52:01SPEAKER_00: I got to see her at um the SNL 50th music concert, and it was so awesome because I love Lauren Hill and she never ever ever performs, and she's just so cool.
- 52:10SPEAKER_00: So I love the yellow.
- 52:11SPEAKER_00: It's nice to see amongst everyone else's like shit gray.
- 52:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 52:16SPEAKER_00: She's shit gray.
- 52:17SPEAKER_00: I'm like, uh, she might have just had this in her closet.
- 52:19SPEAKER_00: She's like, yeah, she dresses like this all the time.
- 52:21SPEAKER_00: She's like, it's just cool.
- 52:22SPEAKER_00: It's extravagant, but it's not trying too, too hard.
- 52:24SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 52:25SPEAKER_00: I love it.
- 52:26SPEAKER_00: It's cunt.
- 52:27SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 52:27SPEAKER_00: Uh Lewis Hamilton in Wales Bonner.
- 52:30SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is cool.
- 52:31SPEAKER_00: This is cool.
- 52:32SPEAKER_00: This is cool.
- 52:33SPEAKER_00: I think this is one of those things where in person you'd be like, wow, you look really great.
- 52:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 52:37SPEAKER_00: It's really tailored nicely.
- 52:40SPEAKER_00: The fabric looks really expensive.
- 52:41SPEAKER_00: Like that satin looks really nice and thick, and I love the beret.
- 52:45SPEAKER_00: Love the beret.
- 52:46SPEAKER_00: I love him being a petite little hottie, and he knows he looks good.
- 52:50SPEAKER_00: Cunt.
- 52:50SPEAKER_00: I like the brooch.
- 52:52SPEAKER_00: I'm curious what that is that like a blade thing on the side, or is it like a like a tassel or is it part of the pant?
- 52:59SPEAKER_00: Like a trim?
- 53:00SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
- 53:00SPEAKER_00: I wonder.
- 53:01SPEAKER_00: I wonder if it's like in his pocket.
- 53:02SPEAKER_00: Keychain?
- 53:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's his key.
- 53:04SPEAKER_00: That's his house keys.
- 53:05SPEAKER_00: It's like the bathroom key.
- 53:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like a phone.
- 53:07SPEAKER_00: It's a wooden block.
- 53:08SPEAKER_01: He's holding a wooden block that says um ladies' room.
- 53:10SPEAKER_01: I love the love of the rings.
- 53:11SPEAKER_01: That's fun.
- 53:11SPEAKER_01: I love the cuff links.
- 53:13SPEAKER_01: Wow.
- 53:13SPEAKER_01: There's lots of great little details.
- 53:14SPEAKER_01: That's that's something with um menswear that I think a lot of guys forget, where it's like you can really go ham on the fine detail.
- 53:21SPEAKER_00: Totally.
- 53:21SPEAKER_00: That's all we have.
- 53:22SPEAKER_00: This is great.
- 53:23SPEAKER_00: This is kind of yeah, what a cutie.
- 53:24SPEAKER_00: Uh okay, Lizzo and Christian Siriano.
- 53:27SPEAKER_00: She like embarrasses me on the carpet, but I love this.
- 53:29SPEAKER_00: And I love Christian Siriano.
- 53:31SPEAKER_00: He bought me a chicate once at um Rosemont.
- 53:34SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
- 53:35SPEAKER_00: On my birthday.
- 53:35SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh.
- 53:36SPEAKER_00: Isn't that crazy?
- 53:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is crazy.
- 53:37SPEAKER_00: Uh she looks great.
- 53:38SPEAKER_00: I love this hair on her.
- 53:40SPEAKER_00: The dress is Yeah, she looks amazing.
- 53:42SPEAKER_00: She looks great.
- 53:42SPEAKER_00: I like it.
- 53:43SPEAKER_00: It is more towards like just menswear and tailoring.
- 53:46SPEAKER_00: I don't necessarily see dandyism.
- 53:47SPEAKER_00: Maybe the maybe the mermaid skirt.
- 53:50SPEAKER_01: Maybe the black and white.
- 53:51SPEAKER_01: It's sort of jazz era.
- 53:52SPEAKER_00: It's like Yeah, I I I guess I see that also.
- 53:54SPEAKER_00: Uh, but I don't care what I see because I just like it.
- 53:56SPEAKER_00: She looks amazing.
- 53:57SPEAKER_00: She's clearly guzzling Ozempic.
- 53:59SPEAKER_00: Good for you, mama.
- 54:00SPEAKER_00: Is she still holding?
- 54:00SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a long cigarette.
- 54:01SPEAKER_00: I was like, is she holding her flute?
- 54:04SPEAKER_00: I was like, get out of here, but it's a long sig.
- 54:08SPEAKER_00: I'll let her have it.
- 54:09SPEAKER_00: I like it.
- 54:09SPEAKER_00: I think it's good.
- 54:10SPEAKER_00: She looks great.
- 54:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 54:11SPEAKER_00: Christian Seriano, it's so cool how like to see how successful he's become.
- 54:15SPEAKER_00: Like a obviously a household name post-project runway, which was 30 years ago or something.
- 54:20SPEAKER_00: I don't fucking know, but he's one of my favorites.
- 54:22SPEAKER_00: Madge.
- 54:23SPEAKER_00: Magie Pooh.
- 54:24SPEAKER_00: She looks great.
- 54:25SPEAKER_00: She looks fine.
- 54:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but like I appreciate what she's like, the choice here.
- 54:29SPEAKER_00: Because like she's like, Menswe's my thing.
- 54:31SPEAKER_00: I got it, guys.
- 54:32SPEAKER_00: And then she just like, yeah.
- 54:34SPEAKER_00: It's it's Marlena Dietrich.
- 54:35SPEAKER_00: It's it's uh it's her bread and butter.
- 54:38SPEAKER_01: Straight up woman wearing menswear.
- 54:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 54:40SPEAKER_01: She's not trying to.
- 54:40SPEAKER_01: Is that ivory?
- 54:41SPEAKER_01: It's a yeah, it's like an ivory satin with a white shirt, white bow tie, I think.
- 54:46SPEAKER_01: She's got a little glove on.
- 54:47SPEAKER_00: I think she looks cool and like ready to have a good time.
- 54:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, nothing wrong with it.
- 54:51SPEAKER_00: Ready to enjoy the exhibit.
- 54:53SPEAKER_00: Seems like she doesn't need pills this time.
- 54:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 54:55SPEAKER_00: She doesn't.
- 54:56SPEAKER_00: She's brought her own.
- 54:57unknown: Yeah.
- 54:58SPEAKER_00: But uh and she's dealing them.
- 55:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 55:01SPEAKER_00: She's not taking them, she's dealing them.
- 55:02SPEAKER_00: And that's a good deal, honey.
- 55:04SPEAKER_00: I think it's cool.
- 55:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a kind.
- 55:06SPEAKER_00: Okay, Megan V.
- 55:07SPEAKER_00: Now you were gagging for this.
- 55:09SPEAKER_01: I wasn't fully gagging, I really thought the hair was gagging and heaving and barfing performance.
- 55:13SPEAKER_00: It was not.
- 55:14SPEAKER_00: I thought it was pretty.
- 55:15SPEAKER_00: A lot of people were like, it's Johnson's silver dress.
- 55:17SPEAKER_00: That's what I said.
- 55:18SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 55:19SPEAKER_00: But um, if you hear them talk about it, he was saying uh it's a little um Earth a kit and it's a little uh Josephine Baker, the silhouette and the hair, and I I do see the reference.
- 55:30SPEAKER_00: It's a beautiful silver dress.
- 55:32SPEAKER_00: Is it the most exciting thing?
- 55:33SPEAKER_00: No, but she looks bomb.com, and I'm mostly just impressed by like that hair, the rigging of it.
- 55:39SPEAKER_00: Did you see it like in profile?
- 55:40SPEAKER_00: No, no, it was like 20 donuts, sort of like gravity was not in your favorite.
- 55:45SPEAKER_00: It's Michael Kors on her side.
- 55:46SPEAKER_00: Can we say what Madonna was wearing?
- 55:47SPEAKER_00: Madonna's Madonna was in Tom Ford.
- 55:48SPEAKER_01: I mean, that makes sense.
- 55:49SPEAKER_00: Um which you know I love Michael Kors.
- 55:51SPEAKER_01: I think this is an amazing look.
- 55:53SPEAKER_01: She looks incredible.
- 55:54SPEAKER_01: She's stunning.
- 55:55SPEAKER_00: Is she on the O's?
- 55:56SPEAKER_00: I'm assuming.
- 55:56SPEAKER_00: Well, she's been she might have been the head of the curve.
- 55:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 55:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 55:59SPEAKER_01: But you never know because they were being a little hush-hush about it at the beginning.
- 56:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 56:02SPEAKER_01: Um, I'd love to go back and like look at celebrity weight loss like before the OSCE.
- 56:06SPEAKER_00: Kardashians were really on the brink of that uh movement.
- 56:10SPEAKER_01: They got the inside intel.
- 56:12SPEAKER_01: They really did.
- 56:13SPEAKER_01: I just don't see the theme in this.
- 56:14SPEAKER_01: Like I it might it might be referential of eras that overlap with dandyism, but I just don't see dandyism in this.
- 56:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 56:21SPEAKER_01: So it's definitely cunt.
- 56:22SPEAKER_01: There's nothing you can't you can't fault it.
- 56:24SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
- 56:24SPEAKER_01: It just and it and I'm happy it's there.
- 56:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me too.
- 56:27SPEAKER_00: My eyes could use a break from all the pinstripe.
- 56:29SPEAKER_00: I'm happy to see it.
- 56:30SPEAKER_00: And the like pleating and structure and all that stuff.
- 56:33SPEAKER_00: I'm like, please give us a gown.
- 56:35SPEAKER_00: Please.
- 56:36unknown: Yeah.
- 56:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 56:36SPEAKER_00: Give the gays uh what they need, and it's this.
- 56:39SPEAKER_00: Uh it's cunt, right?
- 56:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 56:41SPEAKER_00: I want that coat.
- 56:42SPEAKER_00: I want that dress and it's amazing.
- 56:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 56:44SPEAKER_00: I want to know who rigged that that up to, honey.
- 56:47SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 56:48SPEAKER_00: Natasha Leon.
- 56:49SPEAKER_00: Dear Lord.
- 56:50SPEAKER_00: Another Rosemic Susler by the look of it.
- 56:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 56:52SPEAKER_00: This is this is Alex.
- 56:53SPEAKER_00: Her hair looks amazing.
- 56:55SPEAKER_00: Usually her hair annoyed.
- 56:56SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
- 56:57SPEAKER_00: I love this hair actually is great.
- 56:58SPEAKER_01: And I like if this was for literally anything else, I'd be like, well, damn, this is this is fun and cool for her in a whimsical kind of like, yeah, medieval way.
- 57:06SPEAKER_00: Uh this is a Joan of Arc like vibes.
- 57:08SPEAKER_01: It's um uh Alexander McQueen, but this has this is this is irrelevant.
- 57:13SPEAKER_01: This has nothing to do with anything.
- 57:14SPEAKER_00: It's annoying because usually she looks like not great to me.
- 57:17SPEAKER_01: She's so it's like also someone who like rocks a suit pretty freak frequently, I would say.
- 57:21SPEAKER_01: Like, I mean, I guess it is a little bit of a turn for her to go sort of so feminine.
- 57:24SPEAKER_00: You could maybe say the ruffles and the collar and the and the cuffs speak to dandyism, but this is odd.
- 57:32SPEAKER_00: Feels off.
- 57:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 57:33SPEAKER_00: But I love the hair.
- 57:34SPEAKER_00: And I like her, but to me this is I like her, but certainly not as much as everyone does.
- 57:38SPEAKER_00: Everyone else does.
- 57:39SPEAKER_00: Punt or stunt?
- 57:40SPEAKER_00: It's a punt for me.
- 57:41SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 57:41SPEAKER_00: I I agree with that.
- 57:42SPEAKER_00: Even though she looks great, I'm just like, I don't get it.
- 57:44SPEAKER_00: Moving on to Pam Anderson and Tori Birch.
- 57:48SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
- 57:48SPEAKER_00: She looks like an idiot.
- 57:50SPEAKER_00: She looks like she looks like Joan of Arc.
- 57:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Joan of the Joan of Arc hair is baking in a permanent embarrassed expression somehow.
- 57:59SPEAKER_00: Or yeah, or yeah, she's just literally embarrassed.
- 58:02SPEAKER_00: Tori Birch?
- 58:03SPEAKER_00: Tori Birch.
- 58:04SPEAKER_00: I didn't know she had pull at the M.
- 58:07SPEAKER_00: She's on the board.
- 58:08SPEAKER_00: This isn't um I mean Pam is often one to go left.
- 58:13SPEAKER_00: You know, I've been screaming at her because I'm so over her not wearing makeup.
- 58:17SPEAKER_00: Uh and this is a great, you know, a little makeup because you're at a formal event and it looks like you brush your teeth.
- 58:23SPEAKER_00: Because like a lot of times I see her and it's like, okay, it just looks like you have bad breath because you're that undone, and it's like I'm not knocking the movement.
- 58:32SPEAKER_00: I stand by it, it's cool, but it's been going on for a long time.
- 58:35SPEAKER_00: So no, this sucks.
- 58:37SPEAKER_00: It's probably in person, it's probably cool.
- 58:39SPEAKER_00: I mean, it looks like like a billion jewels.
- 58:42SPEAKER_01: Like it's probably cool in person.
- 58:44SPEAKER_01: I'm sure it's literally amazing, but it's just the execution, it isn't, it's not landing.
- 58:48SPEAKER_00: And it's just it seems like overthought.
- 58:52SPEAKER_00: I mean, I kind of don't hate uh the hair and the f and the makeup.
- 58:56SPEAKER_01: I think they actually like there's something very pretty.
- 58:59SPEAKER_00: She's challenging the definition of beauty, yeah.
- 59:01SPEAKER_00: Specifically about her.
- 59:03SPEAKER_00: So she's making choices like uh let me wear this kind of although.
- 59:07SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, she was a sexable, so she's so she's in this in this new stage of her career, she's taking she's making different choices, which I can appreciate.
- 59:14SPEAKER_01: I actually I think the hair and makeup go together.
- 59:16SPEAKER_01: I just don't think they go with the dress.
- 59:18SPEAKER_00: They don't go with the dress and they don't look no.
- 59:22SPEAKER_00: It looks like it's adopted.
- 59:23SPEAKER_00: It's a it's an adopted statement to me.
- 59:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't buy it.
- 59:27SPEAKER_00: And I'm not saying she needs to dress like a whore.
- 59:29SPEAKER_01: No, not at all.
- 59:30SPEAKER_01: I mean she can dress however she wants.
- 59:31SPEAKER_01: I just don't think this is the best style look for her and or for anyone, to be honest.
- 59:35SPEAKER_01: Um, but I think it's you need pills.
- 59:38SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 59:38SPEAKER_00: Well, because it's like this is someone who cuts their own hair on pills.
- 59:42SPEAKER_00: That's the thing.
- 59:43SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh, I wanted to make it look like it's like a the bangs are a little short and and I'm fully covered in this Russian doll wooden dress.
- 59:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it the dress is structural.
- 59:56SPEAKER_01: It's it's like it's wooden stiff.
- 59:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 59:59SPEAKER_00: Get her out of here.
- 1:00:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:00:00SPEAKER_00: It's I mean I guess it's pills, actually.
- 1:00:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is.
- 1:00:04SPEAKER_00: She is telling me she needs pills with that expression.
- 1:00:10SPEAKER_00: Thank God, because she's her face is crying for help.
- 1:00:13SPEAKER_00: She needs them.
- 1:00:13SPEAKER_00: Patrick Schwarzenegger.
- 1:00:15SPEAKER_00: Idiot.
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_00: He looks like an idiot here.
- 1:00:17SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
- 1:00:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:00:18SPEAKER_00: I him carrying a clutch is lol to me.
- 1:00:21SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:00:22SPEAKER_00: When I saw this, I screamed because I was like, no.
- 1:00:26SPEAKER_00: It's a no dog.
- 1:00:28SPEAKER_00: Bow man as well.
- 1:00:29SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:00:30SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't want to see him carry a clutch ever.
- 1:00:32SPEAKER_00: Like, some straight man can pull this off, but I there's he doesn't look bad.
- 1:00:36SPEAKER_00: It's just funny to me.
- 1:00:37SPEAKER_00: I'm like, girl.
- 1:00:39SPEAKER_01: This just isn't him.
- 1:00:40SPEAKER_00: Like no, it's stupid.
- 1:00:41SPEAKER_00: Uh are those straps coming off of him, or is there someone standing behind him?
- 1:00:46SPEAKER_00: Coming off of him.
- 1:00:47SPEAKER_00: Girl.
- 1:00:47SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 1:00:48SPEAKER_00: Girl.
- 1:00:49SPEAKER_00: It's this isn't you.
- 1:00:50SPEAKER_00: It's funny to me.
- 1:00:51SPEAKER_00: Patrick.
- 1:00:52SPEAKER_00: I love it.
- 1:00:53SPEAKER_00: Because it's just like, why does he why is he carrying a clutch?
- 1:00:57SPEAKER_00: I also I don't think you can belt the suit and have like a weird kind of bespoke Jedi top underneath.
- 1:01:02SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:01:03SPEAKER_00: It's like that's there's something that's it's ugly.
- 1:01:05SPEAKER_00: Too much.
- 1:01:05SPEAKER_00: It looks like someone styled it with things they had at home.
- 1:01:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:01:08SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:01:09SPEAKER_00: Like dad's burgundy belt, dad's aubergine clutch.
- 1:01:14SPEAKER_00: It's a no, Hunty.
- 1:01:16SPEAKER_00: It's uh punt.
- 1:01:17SPEAKER_00: It's punt, yeah.
- 1:01:18SPEAKER_00: He doesn't look bad.
- 1:01:20SPEAKER_00: It's a hideous color combo.
- 1:01:21SPEAKER_00: It's a hideous color combo.
- 1:01:23SPEAKER_00: It's dad's aubergine everything.
- 1:01:24SPEAKER_00: It's styled at home, and it's like, no.
- 1:01:27SPEAKER_00: It's your first night with a clutch, I can tell.
- 1:01:29SPEAKER_01: And he doesn't feel he doesn't, he's not excited to wear it.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_00: What's in his clutch, you think?
- 1:01:32SPEAKER_01: I think there's nothing in there.
- 1:01:34SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's probably it.
- 1:01:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:01:36SPEAKER_00: Like a piece of tissue from like the factory.
- 1:01:39SPEAKER_01: It's not stuffed.
- 1:01:39SPEAKER_01: It's like, yeah, it's from it's from the department store.
- 1:01:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:01:42SPEAKER_01: There's not a single thing.
- 1:01:44SPEAKER_01: He doesn't know how to use a pop-up.
- 1:01:45SPEAKER_00: Well, I feel like he filled the clutch up with the very few things and then took it out.
- 1:01:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:01:50SPEAKER_00: Because he was like, I don't, he's like, I never carry chapstick.
- 1:01:53SPEAKER_00: Well, I have.
- 1:01:54SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:01:54SPEAKER_00: He never carries chapstick, but he was like, Yeah.
- 1:01:57SPEAKER_00: A nail clipper.
- 1:01:59SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:02:00SPEAKER_00: It's like straight things put into a clutch.
- 1:02:02SPEAKER_00: Uh an electric toothbrush.
- 1:02:05SPEAKER_00: Tosses it all out at the last minute because he's like, he's embarrassed.
- 1:02:12SPEAKER_00: I never carry these things.
- 1:02:14SPEAKER_00: Dear Lord.
- 1:02:15SPEAKER_00: Get out, get on, get off my screen.
- 1:02:16SPEAKER_00: Oh gosh.
- 1:02:17SPEAKER_00: Punt, punt, punt, punt.
- 1:02:18SPEAKER_00: Quinta Brunson in Sergio Hudson, a designer I'm not familiar with, but the beading on this dress is gorgeous.
- 1:02:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm like tired by tired of the black and white pinstripes by now, but it's cool that the stripes are beading.
- 1:02:31SPEAKER_00: The stripes are beaded, and there's just like this ever so slight variation in the size.
- 1:02:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah it's it's giving visual interest.
- 1:02:38SPEAKER_01: It's fun to look at.
- 1:02:39SPEAKER_01: She's a very little girl, so anytime she can wear something and it doesn't feel like it's overpowering her, I think is a win.
- 1:02:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she looks amazing.
- 1:02:45SPEAKER_01: She looks great.
- 1:02:45SPEAKER_00: She actually looks tall.
- 1:02:48SPEAKER_00: Her hair looks sick.
- 1:02:49SPEAKER_00: Everything is tailored impeccably.
- 1:02:51SPEAKER_00: It's so cool.
- 1:02:52SPEAKER_00: It's so good on her.
- 1:02:53SPEAKER_00: I actually I love the corsage too.
- 1:02:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love that she went red.
- 1:02:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:02:57SPEAKER_00: And she is tiny.
- 1:02:57SPEAKER_00: She's petite, so this isn't wearing hair.
- 1:02:59SPEAKER_00: It's nice.
- 1:02:59SPEAKER_00: It's well tailored.
- 1:03:00SPEAKER_00: And it's not annoying that the blazer is draped over her shoulders.
- 1:03:04SPEAKER_01: No, I like that.
- 1:03:05SPEAKER_01: And she actually looks like she's enjoying.
- 1:03:09SPEAKER_01: She looks like she feels comfortable.
- 1:03:10SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she feels hot.
- 1:03:11SPEAKER_00: She knows it.
- 1:03:12SPEAKER_00: The hair's sick.
- 1:03:13SPEAKER_00: It's cunt for sure.
- 1:03:14SPEAKER_00: Cunt.
- 1:03:15SPEAKER_00: Uh Rihanna and Marc Jacobs.
- 1:03:18SPEAKER_00: I love Marc Jacobs.
- 1:03:19SPEAKER_00: This is cool to me.
- 1:03:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I to me I thought the coolest part was the back.
- 1:03:23SPEAKER_01: And I was telling you about it.
- 1:03:24SPEAKER_01: There's like a like the skirt is like a jacket and the arms sort of fold and cross like as if you were tying your sweatshirt under your waist.
- 1:03:30SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing a little bit on the side.
- 1:03:32SPEAKER_00: I know a lot of these like aren't captured in like this Vogue photo.
- 1:03:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:03:36SPEAKER_00: The best they could have been.
- 1:03:37SPEAKER_00: It's better in video footage.
- 1:03:39SPEAKER_00: So some of them, excuse us if we're wrong.
- 1:03:41SPEAKER_00: I love Marc Jacobs.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_00: She looks great.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_00: She looks great.
- 1:03:43SPEAKER_00: It's cant, probably.
- 1:03:44SPEAKER_00: Also, I mean she's pregnant.
- 1:03:45SPEAKER_00: It's not it's pregnant.
- 1:03:48SPEAKER_00: She's never it's never I mean, I guess it hasn't been her year since when she was in the yellow.
- 1:03:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was amazing.
- 1:03:53SPEAKER_00: And and maybe she pulled off the Pope one.
- 1:03:55SPEAKER_00: She was like, came as the literal bow.
- 1:03:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:03:57SPEAKER_00: So since then she's kind of taken a backseat.
- 1:04:00SPEAKER_00: She's like, you're never getting that album.
- 1:04:01SPEAKER_00: And I love it.
- 1:04:02SPEAKER_00: It's not the most exciting look.
- 1:04:04SPEAKER_00: I appreciate that the hat is um not a straight up fedora.
- 1:04:08SPEAKER_00: It's like uh, I don't know what you'd call that gigantic saucer alien.
- 1:04:13SPEAKER_00: It's giving more like boardwalk hat.
- 1:04:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:04:17SPEAKER_01: It's giving like um at the races kind of hat a little bit.
- 1:04:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what's that painting?
- 1:04:21SPEAKER_00: Uh um at the races.
- 1:04:23SPEAKER_00: Fedora Surat?
- 1:04:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yes.
- 1:04:26SPEAKER_00: That one.
- 1:04:27SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, it's nice to see a slightly different hat, and that's Mark for you, because he knew everyone's gonna be in a fedora uh or like a flat brim.
- 1:04:36SPEAKER_00: This inside.
- 1:04:37SPEAKER_00: Instead he just did nails with um fedoras on the tips.
- 1:04:41SPEAKER_00: Probably.
- 1:04:41SPEAKER_00: He went for a shorter nail.
- 1:04:42SPEAKER_00: I actually was like, okay.
- 1:04:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:04:44SPEAKER_00: She was exploring things for a while.
- 1:04:46SPEAKER_00: Oh, she still is.
- 1:04:48SPEAKER_00: She just was taking a little like she needed a night off.
- 1:04:51SPEAKER_00: She needed a night off.
- 1:04:53SPEAKER_00: I hate his nail story, but then it's it's gone on for so long and it's him that I've started to accept it just as he's filed them shorter.
- 1:05:01SPEAKER_00: Just as he's filed for divorce from his from his manicurist.
- 1:05:04SPEAKER_00: Uh it's it's great.
- 1:05:06SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
- 1:05:07SPEAKER_00: I mean it's just it's it's in between a stunt and a cunt.
- 1:05:09SPEAKER_00: I mean, I could put it at stunt.
- 1:05:11SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to be rude to Rihanna.
- 1:05:13SPEAKER_00: It's just it's just not the She either looks unreal in like something that's grand or like kind of boring.
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:05:21SPEAKER_00: She goes through the hedges.
- 1:05:23SPEAKER_00: This girl is trying to go through the hedges.
- 1:05:25SPEAKER_00: This is down the rabbit hole bullshit.
- 1:05:27SPEAKER_00: Oof.
- 1:05:27SPEAKER_01: This is sick of another it'sy bitsy teeny weeny little baby girl who uh unfortunately looks one in shawl.
- 1:05:33SPEAKER_00: This is I I haven't been liking uh her tour looks, and it seems like who's this who did this?
- 1:05:41SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is um this is Louis Vuitton by Farrell again.
- 1:05:45SPEAKER_00: Maybe if she hadn't been wearing this for the past f uh six months.
- 1:05:51SPEAKER_00: I'm scared.
- 1:05:52SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at this photo and it's frightening me.
- 1:05:56SPEAKER_00: She looks demonic.
- 1:05:56SPEAKER_00: She looks crazy.
- 1:05:58SPEAKER_00: I hate this.
- 1:05:59SPEAKER_00: I'm so sick of Seeing it.
- 1:06:00SPEAKER_00: She has 20 numbers in her her tour that are like this.
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_00: This is strange.
- 1:06:06SPEAKER_00: Why is it so scary?
- 1:06:08SPEAKER_00: Is it just the face?
- 1:06:09SPEAKER_00: Like, is it or is it like the the collar is giving like Satan's wife?
- 1:06:15SPEAKER_00: I love the color like that.
- 1:06:16SPEAKER_00: I love that color.
- 1:06:17SPEAKER_00: No, not the color.
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying.
- 1:06:20SPEAKER_01: The color is great.
- 1:06:20SPEAKER_01: I think the choice to go with brown is always.
- 1:06:23SPEAKER_01: It's like a burgundy ox blood.
- 1:06:25SPEAKER_01: Somewhere between burgundy and brown.
- 1:06:27SPEAKER_00: It's a beautiful color.
- 1:06:28SPEAKER_00: Raizona.
- 1:06:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:06:30SPEAKER_00: Raisona brown.
- 1:06:31SPEAKER_00: Oh, there's just something about this.
- 1:06:32SPEAKER_00: It's giving the heebie jeebies.
- 1:06:34SPEAKER_00: I can't explain it.
- 1:06:34SPEAKER_00: Strange.
- 1:06:35SPEAKER_00: She has unbelievable legs, but she needs to tighten this.
- 1:06:38SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_00: Just to like tie it all together.
- 1:06:41SPEAKER_00: I don't like the bear leg.
- 1:06:42SPEAKER_00: And I think the cut.
- 1:06:43SPEAKER_00: Do you?
- 1:06:43SPEAKER_00: The cut at least a fishnet.
- 1:06:45SPEAKER_00: I don't mind.
- 1:06:46SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't mind the bear leg if the panty was cut a little higher.
- 1:06:49SPEAKER_01: And I know it might not, it might not feel totally like jazz era sort of.
- 1:06:53SPEAKER_00: Or totally like I'm at a formal dinner era.
- 1:06:55SPEAKER_00: Like it's just sort of, I don't know.
- 1:06:56SPEAKER_00: The bear leg makes it feel amateur.
- 1:07:00SPEAKER_01: She shouldn't have a bear leg.
- 1:07:01SPEAKER_01: You're right.
- 1:07:01SPEAKER_01: You can't have a bear leg.
- 1:07:02SPEAKER_00: Because the the whole look is opposite of a bear leg.
- 1:07:05SPEAKER_00: I know that's what she's she wants to be sexy, but it's like at least just a fishnet.
- 1:07:09SPEAKER_00: If it's gonna be cabaret like this, like it needs to just have that polish all the way down.
- 1:07:15SPEAKER_00: The look is tight.
- 1:07:18SPEAKER_00: I can smell the coconut lotion from here.
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_00: This is not the hair for the This is so mean to drag her because she like looks adorable, but I'm just sick of it.
- 1:07:26SPEAKER_00: I'm sick of the bullshit.
- 1:07:27SPEAKER_00: I guess she gets points for um reason.
- 1:07:30SPEAKER_00: Color.
- 1:07:30SPEAKER_00: The color color is great.
- 1:07:31SPEAKER_00: Color is great.
- 1:07:32SPEAKER_01: Um I I I don't follow her that closely, so I don't know how repetit I'm I'm in the front row at every I'm throwing phones.
- 1:07:42SPEAKER_00: You're the one who throws the baton that she misses.
- 1:07:44SPEAKER_00: You're part of the show.
- 1:07:45SPEAKER_01: It's not um I don't know how repetitive this this is for her, but you're saying, so yeah, I I I I don't like that.
- 1:07:51SPEAKER_01: I'm over it.
- 1:07:52SPEAKER_01: I just don't think this she has a very specific look and she's gotten her hair and her makeup down to a place that I think works for her perfectly.
- 1:07:58SPEAKER_01: I am a little bored with it, but I I I fear if she ever changed it, people would go crazy crazy and be mean to her.
- 1:08:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they would like she'd lose her career if she ever showed what was under those bangs.
- 1:08:10SPEAKER_00: I think that's the Yeah.
- 1:08:12SPEAKER_00: I'm not ready for them to go yet, but yes, soon.
- 1:08:14SPEAKER_00: I'm I I'm worried, as is she, about the next uh iteration.
- 1:08:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she doesn't know what to do.
- 1:08:18SPEAKER_00: She's panic.
- 1:08:18SPEAKER_00: I see the panic in her eyes about like she's thinking ahead at least.
- 1:08:21SPEAKER_00: She's like, oh my god, this has gonna have to change eventually.
- 1:08:23SPEAKER_00: And I have no fucking clue, nor does my team.
- 1:08:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:08:26SPEAKER_00: So at least, yeah, she she knows she has a little more time left.
- 1:08:30SPEAKER_00: And why not a wig?
- 1:08:31SPEAKER_00: Maybe it is a wig, but like why not a different wig?
- 1:08:33SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:08:34SPEAKER_00: It's like if this would be a time to be like, oh yeah, I'm wearing a wig tonight, it's brunette, like, you know what I mean?
- 1:08:38SPEAKER_00: Why not just spray them straight up?
- 1:08:41SPEAKER_00: Just to like be different.
- 1:08:43SPEAKER_00: Oof.
- 1:08:44SPEAKER_00: I this is this is pun.
- 1:08:45SPEAKER_00: It's not you need pills, but it's so close.
- 1:08:47SPEAKER_00: You know, Anna was like clock the legs.
- 1:08:50SPEAKER_00: She's like, you know what I mean?
- 1:08:52SPEAKER_00: I can't explain.
- 1:08:53SPEAKER_00: Just shook ever so slightly.
- 1:08:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just like she's like, did you hear that?
- 1:08:59SPEAKER_01: And it's like uh it's pun.
- 1:09:05SPEAKER_00: Sabrina She gave like a sponge, I was like, I see your coochie's out.
- 1:09:14SPEAKER_00: But for a palette refresher, we have Tiana Taylor.
- 1:09:17SPEAKER_00: Yosh uh Ruth E.
- 1:09:18SPEAKER_00: Carter, uh another uh famous costume designer.
- 1:09:22SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 1:09:22SPEAKER_00: Um I saw the Vogue video of this.
- 1:09:24SPEAKER_00: She called her up.
- 1:09:25SPEAKER_00: I think in October, she didn't have the full job yet.
- 1:09:27SPEAKER_00: She wasn't, it was like rumored, like, you know, there were whisperings of like it'd be her.
- 1:09:32SPEAKER_00: And she called the right person who she's worked with many times before.
- 1:09:35SPEAKER_00: She's no stranger to wearing menswear suits and all of that.
- 1:09:38SPEAKER_00: She's not a dress girl.
- 1:09:39SPEAKER_00: And it shows here.
- 1:09:41SPEAKER_00: She is a veteran in this league.
- 1:09:45SPEAKER_00: I think she looks so, so cool.
- 1:09:46SPEAKER_00: There's so much detail.
- 1:09:47SPEAKER_00: If you watch the video, there's so much detail in how many times they like pleated the cape and all that, bolster and the do-rag underneath the hat.
- 1:09:56SPEAKER_00: It's just she looks like the host.
- 1:09:58SPEAKER_00: It's insane.
- 1:09:59SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
- 1:10:00SPEAKER_00: It's not trying to be too stylized.
- 1:10:02SPEAKER_00: Like it's a pretty close representation of like it's not overly interpreted.
- 1:10:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:10:08SPEAKER_00: It's nice to see.
- 1:10:10SPEAKER_00: And at the same time, it's not too costume-y, because everything's just so cool.
- 1:10:13SPEAKER_00: Everything is just pushed just enough to make it.
- 1:10:16SPEAKER_00: I love the oxblow.
- 1:10:17SPEAKER_00: Interesting to look at.
- 1:10:17SPEAKER_00: It's detailed, it's rich.
- 1:10:19SPEAKER_00: I want her to hit me with her cane.
- 1:10:20SPEAKER_00: The eye is traveling.
- 1:10:22SPEAKER_00: It really is.
- 1:10:23SPEAKER_00: I love it.
- 1:10:24SPEAKER_00: I wanna the shoe looks like a Marc Jacobs shoe that's been embellished.
- 1:10:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, it's Gaginga stunning.
- 1:10:30SPEAKER_00: It absolutely is.
- 1:10:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:10:32SPEAKER_00: She has to be up there.
- 1:10:33SPEAKER_00: Because like the host, you know, we're gonna be extra hard on the host, and she's laid.
- 1:10:38SPEAKER_00: She looks so cool.
- 1:10:39SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
- 1:10:40SPEAKER_00: And like it's not photographing as bad as great as it looked like on video.
- 1:10:45SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought that was fabric detail around the neck, but it's jewelry.
- 1:10:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's insane.
- 1:10:51SPEAKER_01: And it's a sheer panel on the top.
- 1:10:53SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, this is amazing.
- 1:10:54SPEAKER_01: It's like a vest shirt.
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_00: The bolster cane is cool.
- 1:11:00SPEAKER_00: I I I love it.
- 1:11:01SPEAKER_00: It's so fucking cool.
- 1:11:03SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
- 1:11:04SPEAKER_00: Well done, man.
- 1:11:05SPEAKER_00: Well done, man.
- 1:11:07SPEAKER_00: Beautiful.
- 1:11:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:11:08SPEAKER_00: Even that, like, even the choice sock or something.
- 1:11:11SPEAKER_00: That's so cool.
- 1:11:13SPEAKER_00: The sock is funny to me.
- 1:11:14SPEAKER_00: That is so cool.
- 1:11:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like a men's dress sock.
- 1:11:18SPEAKER_00: But like But I'm seeing like there's a little bit like reflective.
- 1:11:22SPEAKER_00: Are we seeing flex?
- 1:11:22SPEAKER_01: I'm seeing flexible.
- 1:11:23SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing flex.
- 1:11:24SPEAKER_00: But wait, while you're there, zoom over, pan over to that flower on the uh carpet.
- 1:11:27SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
- 1:11:28SPEAKER_00: Other side, other side.
- 1:11:29SPEAKER_00: Okay, it's a daffodil.
- 1:11:30SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:11:31SPEAKER_00: A white daffodil.
- 1:11:31SPEAKER_00: Painterly, I think maybe it's yellowish here and there.
- 1:11:34SPEAKER_00: There's splashes of yellow now.
- 1:11:36SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love it.
- 1:11:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's daffodil.
- 1:11:38SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
- 1:11:38SPEAKER_00: I wonder if why I w I need to know.
- 1:11:40SPEAKER_00: I guess duh, the bushes and bushes of daffodils would have explained that.
- 1:11:44SPEAKER_00: But I wonder why.
- 1:11:45SPEAKER_01: But even the backdrop, look behind it with the uh uh photographers, like that gradient with the falling flowers is beautiful.
- 1:11:51SPEAKER_01: This is a really, really great um set.
- 1:11:53SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:11:53SPEAKER_01: Or whatever you call it.
- 1:11:55SPEAKER_01: Runway stair event.
- 1:11:57SPEAKER_01: Event, event design.
- 1:12:00SPEAKER_00: They could have called me.
- 1:12:01SPEAKER_00: Uh love it.
- 1:12:02SPEAKER_00: Thank god they didn't because I wouldn't I wouldn't have thought of this.
- 1:12:05SPEAKER_00: That's so cool.
- 1:12:06SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 1:12:06SPEAKER_00: Next we have unfortunately Tracy Tracy Ellis Ross and Mark Jacobs.
- 1:12:13SPEAKER_00: I Mark Jacobs did this.
- 1:12:15SPEAKER_00: She looks inflated.
- 1:12:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:12:17SPEAKER_00: I I wanna like it because I like pink and red.
- 1:12:20SPEAKER_00: And I like Tracy Ellis Ross, but I live for Tracy.
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_00: The hat is sick.
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_00: I wish I owned that hat.
- 1:12:24SPEAKER_00: That hat is so cool.
- 1:12:25SPEAKER_00: That's Marc Jacobs for you.
- 1:12:26SPEAKER_00: For sure.
- 1:12:27SPEAKER_00: I I I wanna like it all.
- 1:12:29SPEAKER_00: I just I don't like that front pleat, that forward like pinch dart that gives her a fupa.
- 1:12:37SPEAKER_00: What it could have been cool.
- 1:12:38SPEAKER_00: The darts on the side to give it that boxy sort of uh silhouette is kind of cool.
- 1:12:43SPEAKER_00: Exaggerates the hip, but why is she exaggerating like the fat pad?
- 1:12:47SPEAKER_00: The foop her her her legs look inflated and her her chest looks inflated.
- 1:12:52SPEAKER_00: Like the edema on that neckline, like the edema is real.
- 1:12:55SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah here.
- 1:12:57SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 1:12:58SPEAKER_00: It's wrong.
- 1:13:00SPEAKER_00: She's wrong, she's wrong for this.
- 1:13:02SPEAKER_00: It's the wrong fabric choice.
- 1:13:03SPEAKER_00: No, you could it's just the wrong cut if it was like a little more tapered and didn't have there's there's four darts going on.
- 1:13:11SPEAKER_00: The two on the hips can stay, but the the the side wieners jutting out the baby bone her front, the camel giving her like a 360 the swollen legs, yeah.
- 1:13:23SPEAKER_00: But but this fabric you the it will never not look imperfect.
- 1:13:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because those you want they want to look like columns.
- 1:13:31SPEAKER_00: It literally looks like she's it looks like she's plugged into um uh a fan.
- 1:13:37SPEAKER_00: Like a lawn inflatable.
- 1:13:38SPEAKER_00: I wish she was.
- 1:13:42SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 1:13:42SPEAKER_00: I love her.
- 1:13:43SPEAKER_00: I like the colors, I like the idea, and I want the hat, but it's it's punt.
- 1:13:49SPEAKER_00: I don't know if it's full pills.
- 1:13:51SPEAKER_00: Because in person it might be photographing more balloony than we than it it was.
- 1:13:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is a reflective fabric too, so it might be very unforgiving on on camera.
- 1:14:02SPEAKER_00: But I don't know.
- 1:14:03SPEAKER_00: So to me it's punt, not fully unique.
- 1:14:06SPEAKER_00: It's it's it's pint.
- 1:14:07SPEAKER_00: I love that hat.
- 1:14:08SPEAKER_00: Isn't that hat really cool?
- 1:14:09SPEAKER_00: I love those pants.
- 1:14:11SPEAKER_00: Those pants.
- 1:14:12SPEAKER_00: Uh what's going on down here?
- 1:14:15SPEAKER_00: Um is that a diabetes sock?
- 1:14:18SPEAKER_00: What is all the what are all these yikes?
- 1:14:20SPEAKER_00: Is that looking like a stitch whip?
- 1:14:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1:14:24SPEAKER_00: It's looking like pins.
- 1:14:25SPEAKER_00: Stitch whiz.
- 1:14:26SPEAKER_00: This is embarrassing.
- 1:14:26SPEAKER_00: What stitch whiz?
- 1:14:27SPEAKER_00: It's like the tape that like tape seam.
- 1:14:30SPEAKER_00: Tailoring tape, yeah.
- 1:14:31SPEAKER_00: Stitch witch.
- 1:14:32SPEAKER_00: Stitch witch.
- 1:14:34SPEAKER_00: Stitch witch, I think.
- 1:14:36SPEAKER_00: It looks yeah, like a fake hem.
- 1:14:38SPEAKER_00: Which maybe it was.
- 1:14:39SPEAKER_00: Maybe she got shorter since the first fitting.
- 1:14:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, her later.
- 1:14:43SPEAKER_00: Maybe some of these celebs don't go to a fitting.
- 1:14:44SPEAKER_00: It's Tracy Ellis Ross.
- 1:14:45SPEAKER_00: Like, she's like, I don't give a fuck.
- 1:14:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:14:47SPEAKER_00: I want spaghetti.
- 1:14:48SPEAKER_00: She's done this a hundred times.
- 1:14:50SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 1:14:51SPEAKER_00: You know, Anna doesn't spaghetti.
- 1:14:54SPEAKER_00: Speaking of spaghetti.
- 1:14:54SPEAKER_00: She doesn't serve garlic.
- 1:14:55SPEAKER_00: She doesn't serve onion, garlic, or chives at the Met Gala.
- 1:14:59SPEAKER_00: And it's like, okay.
- 1:15:01SPEAKER_00: Is that gonna ruin your night, sweetie?
- 1:15:03SPEAKER_00: She's like, yeah.
- 1:15:04SPEAKER_00: She's like, it's for your safety.
- 1:15:05SPEAKER_00: She's like, does someone have have a cavity?
- 1:15:10SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
- 1:15:11SPEAKER_01: Wow, Tyson Beckford.
- 1:15:13SPEAKER_01: Oh this is Tyson.
- 1:15:14SPEAKER_01: Tyson can like I didn't I couldn't even find who he was wearing.
- 1:15:17SPEAKER_00: I mean, Tyson, that's a cum geyser.
- 1:15:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's Tyson can and will get it from anyone.
- 1:15:23SPEAKER_01: No, I love Bad Bunny's blowing him.
- 1:15:25SPEAKER_01: Yes, uh, he is, and he's thanking him for it.
- 1:15:28SPEAKER_00: But this is mama, this is garbage.
- 1:15:30SPEAKER_00: This is so funny.
- 1:15:32SPEAKER_00: It's really funny to me.
- 1:15:33SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you have that face card and that career of just being like the male model, like you could just get away with it, I guess, almost.
- 1:15:40SPEAKER_01: But it's unforgiving.
- 1:15:41SPEAKER_01: He checks all the boxes.
- 1:15:42SPEAKER_01: This is unforgivable.
- 1:15:43SPEAKER_00: What did I say to you recently?
- 1:15:45SPEAKER_00: I'm like, is it so hard to ask to find a thick, dark-skinned man with a cat eye, with a fat cock and a fatter wallet?
- 1:15:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:15:51SPEAKER_00: If you must know the rest.
- 1:15:53SPEAKER_00: Uh you know I love that little cat eye.
- 1:15:56SPEAKER_00: I think that's a good one.
- 1:15:56SPEAKER_00: I'm a dark-skinned man, it's so beautiful.
- 1:15:58SPEAKER_00: I know he's not thick enough, but I'll get him there uh when we're married.
- 1:16:03SPEAKER_00: And yeah, his mug is so be so pretty.
- 1:16:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:16:07SPEAKER_00: And he's so hot, but he looks like a dumbass.
- 1:16:09SPEAKER_00: He looks he has he's like men's wear.
- 1:16:12SPEAKER_00: Menswear.
- 1:16:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:16:14SPEAKER_00: We'll chop his head off.
- 1:16:15SPEAKER_00: We'll his head will always be gagging as stunning, but this is uh, you need pills.
- 1:16:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is this is so funny to me.
- 1:16:20SPEAKER_00: I don't I would love to know how truly the thought process, like in his own words, like how he got here and thought this was okay.
- 1:16:27SPEAKER_00: It was hey, men.
- 1:16:33SPEAKER_00: Like made a vibes.
- 1:16:34SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
- 1:16:35SPEAKER_00: He he was just like, oh, that's easy.
- 1:16:36SPEAKER_00: He has no clue that he is boring.
- 1:16:39SPEAKER_00: He thought he he he nailed it.
- 1:16:41SPEAKER_00: He's like, sweet, menswear, I got a looud of that.
- 1:16:44SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:16:45SPEAKER_00: It's like he is having, he's living his best life in a way that almost bumps him out of you need pills.
- 1:16:52SPEAKER_00: It's it should, but it won't.
- 1:16:53SPEAKER_00: It can't.
- 1:16:54SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, it can't.
- 1:16:55SPEAKER_00: Zoom in.
- 1:16:56SPEAKER_00: What is on the lapel?
- 1:16:57SPEAKER_00: What kind of what do we have here?
- 1:16:58SPEAKER_00: It's looking like a rose petal.
- 1:17:00SPEAKER_00: Satin florette?
- 1:17:02SPEAKER_00: No, it's a little carnation.
- 1:17:03SPEAKER_00: Teeny red flower.
- 1:17:06SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
- 1:17:07SPEAKER_00: He's still got it.
- 1:17:08SPEAKER_00: I mean, he is he in his fifties?
- 1:17:09SPEAKER_00: Like yeah, he's probably 50.
- 1:17:11SPEAKER_00: It looks great.
- 1:17:13SPEAKER_00: Um but dear God.
- 1:17:14SPEAKER_00: Uh okay, Walton.
- 1:17:16SPEAKER_00: He's been annoying me.
- 1:17:17SPEAKER_00: Walton Goggins.
- 1:17:17SPEAKER_00: I put him in this because he annoys me.
- 1:17:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, he's been um doing that thing where Yeah, doing that thing called pretending to be a faggot.
- 1:17:25SPEAKER_00: He's not pretending to be a faggot, he's like wearing stupid clothes as a way to get attention, which I guess is kind of being a faggot.
- 1:17:32SPEAKER_00: Um He's a brilliant actor.
- 1:17:33SPEAKER_00: We're scared of his hairline.
- 1:17:35SPEAKER_01: He's not.
- 1:17:36SPEAKER_01: He's love he loves that.
- 1:17:36SPEAKER_01: He's tweezing that further back.
- 1:17:38SPEAKER_01: He's like giving him everything he wants somehow.
- 1:17:40SPEAKER_00: Did you say it was like a plug job that's like still receding?
- 1:17:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:17:43SPEAKER_00: So he keeps like adding to the back, the hairline and back, but the hairline keeps going back.
- 1:17:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:17:50SPEAKER_00: So it's really thick, but just a mile back.
- 1:17:53SPEAKER_00: Nothing up front.
- 1:17:54SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 1:17:55SPEAKER_00: Something he's a freak, which is fun, and I like that, and I like that he's secure enough that he can be a little fruity.
- 1:18:01SPEAKER_00: But then I, you know, my insecurity is fruity men that are straight, because that was my MO.
- 1:18:06SPEAKER_00: And look at me now.
- 1:18:08SPEAKER_00: So I'm kind of like, you're gay.
- 1:18:09SPEAKER_01: This isn't on theme, though, because it is pointing towards women's wear, and it is it continues to deconstruct menswear in the way that Tom Brown always does.
- 1:18:17SPEAKER_01: But it's like, this isn't dandy.
- 1:18:19SPEAKER_01: This isn't, I mean, maybe the color palette, but the skinny tone.
- 1:18:22SPEAKER_00: It's not dandy at all.
- 1:18:23SPEAKER_00: It's just it's just the menswear deconstruction kind of bullshit.
- 1:18:26SPEAKER_00: But the only redeeming thing is his um consistent, I don't give a fuck attitude.
- 1:18:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:18:32SPEAKER_00: So he rocks it, it's cool, but again, I don't know.
- 1:18:35SPEAKER_00: But I do know he had a little bad bunny also.
- 1:18:38SPEAKER_01: He was one of he was on in the line for uh he waited a long time.
- 1:18:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:18:44SPEAKER_00: And bunny was like worth it.
- 1:18:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:18:46SPEAKER_00: Uh so punt.
- 1:18:48SPEAKER_00: Stunt.
- 1:18:49SPEAKER_00: I can't see the outer.
- 1:18:50SPEAKER_00: It's like in the middle of this like I just it's a again, the redeeming quality being uh his I don't give a fuck.
- 1:18:56SPEAKER_00: His I D A F Zendaya in L V by Pharrell.
- 1:19:05SPEAKER_00: I love a white tailored suit.
- 1:19:07SPEAKER_00: It's pretty.
- 1:19:08SPEAKER_01: I had nothing to say about this.
- 1:19:09SPEAKER_01: It's yawning.
- 1:19:10SPEAKER_00: I didn't even include this in my original poll.
- 1:19:12SPEAKER_00: You did.
- 1:19:12SPEAKER_00: I was like, I Well, because you again you have to talk about Zendaya at the Matt Gala and the Kardashians and some other people.
- 1:19:19SPEAKER_00: Like you just have to.
- 1:19:20SPEAKER_00: You have to.
- 1:19:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:19:22SPEAKER_00: You're always like the ones that people wait for.
- 1:19:24SPEAKER_00: This wasn't her year either.
- 1:19:25SPEAKER_01: This I mean, this is beautiful.
- 1:19:26SPEAKER_01: This is this is immaculate.
- 1:19:27SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's this is tailored for filth.
- 1:19:29SPEAKER_01: It is great.
- 1:19:29SPEAKER_00: She looks great.
- 1:19:30SPEAKER_00: It's not wearing her, it's technically on theme.
- 1:19:32SPEAKER_00: It's just not the hat is giving wet seal, J-Lo floppy for uh for the masses, you know.
- 1:19:40SPEAKER_00: I mean, she's beautiful.
- 1:19:42SPEAKER_00: She is.
- 1:19:42SPEAKER_01: It's just beyond, and she really can wear clothes.
- 1:19:45SPEAKER_00: And she knows it too, yeah, and has fun and pushes boundaries, and it's fun to see what she's gonna show up in.
- 1:19:51SPEAKER_00: And I again respect people that take an off year, but this is sort of like I don't care.
- 1:19:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the hat looks cheap.
- 1:19:57SPEAKER_00: Sporing.
- 1:19:58SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm talking about?
- 1:19:59SPEAKER_00: The the J-Lo hat era, the trickle down to wet seal where like people were wearing this to like homecoming.
- 1:20:04SPEAKER_01: This is like in high school, it's like uh suede with not with with no finished edge.
- 1:20:09SPEAKER_01: It's just right, someone cut it.
- 1:20:11SPEAKER_01: There's nothing wrong with it.
- 1:20:12SPEAKER_01: I just don't I I I I I I crave more specifically from her, but also from anyone on on the Met Gallup.
- 1:20:20SPEAKER_00: I just want the hat to like be a little exaggerated, like the brim.
- 1:20:24SPEAKER_00: I get the choice to have it be like a six-inch brim, but I want it to be nine inches.
- 1:20:32SPEAKER_00: Don't we all?
- 1:20:33SPEAKER_00: Don't we all?
- 1:20:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's stunt.
- 1:20:36SPEAKER_00: I guess there's nothing wrong with it.
- 1:20:38SPEAKER_00: It's just it's just dull.
- 1:20:39SPEAKER_00: It's it could almost be a punt to me.
- 1:20:41SPEAKER_00: Do we dare?
- 1:20:42SPEAKER_00: No, because she looks great.
- 1:20:43SPEAKER_00: It's just the hat looks cheap.
- 1:20:44SPEAKER_00: It's stunt, it's fine.
- 1:20:46SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
- 1:20:46SPEAKER_00: Middle of the road.
- 1:20:47SPEAKER_00: It's like Zendaya.
- 1:20:48SPEAKER_00: Next year, you better turn it.
- 1:20:50SPEAKER_00: She had a blast.
- 1:20:50SPEAKER_00: You know, Xandaya was like, I'm not I'm not doing shit this year.
- 1:20:55SPEAKER_00: I thought this was really cool.
- 1:20:56SPEAKER_01: It's Zoe Saldania and Tom Brown.
- 1:20:59SPEAKER_00: One of the better ones, I think.
- 1:21:00SPEAKER_01: It's beautiful.
- 1:21:00SPEAKER_01: It it it's it airs on the um the Femi side, obviously, because it's it's a maybe that's why I like it.
- 1:21:05SPEAKER_01: Beautiful gown.
- 1:21:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I'm like sick of the menswear.
- 1:21:08SPEAKER_00: Uh that's gaginga to me.
- 1:21:10SPEAKER_00: I think it's cunt.
- 1:21:11SPEAKER_00: I'm not gagging.
- 1:21:13SPEAKER_00: I'm not gagging.
- 1:21:14SPEAKER_00: I want to be gagging, but I'm not fully.
- 1:21:16SPEAKER_00: Like I'm kind of forcing it.
- 1:21:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:21:18SPEAKER_00: So we could put it at cunt.
- 1:21:19SPEAKER_00: There's not a ton to say other than it looks gorgeous.
- 1:21:21SPEAKER_00: The buttons are so fun and cool.
- 1:21:23SPEAKER_00: It's nice to see some cream pinstripes or ribbing.
- 1:21:27SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's yeah, it's like um a textured.
- 1:21:29SPEAKER_01: I like the the sleeve into the glovelet.
- 1:21:31SPEAKER_00: I like the the uh structured little um bustle thing.
- 1:21:35SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, they little boobies are sculptural and cool.
- 1:21:39SPEAKER_00: The Joan of Arc care is sort of like annoying.
- 1:21:42SPEAKER_00: Why are people going Joan of Art?
- 1:21:43SPEAKER_01: I think there's I think that Bob is trending.
- 1:21:45SPEAKER_01: Uh it's great, it's cunt.
- 1:21:46SPEAKER_01: It's just um it's not uh it's gone.
- 1:21:50SPEAKER_01: It's not it's not stunning to me, but it's but it's gone.
- 1:21:52SPEAKER_01: Um now the final question is Is there anybody from we want to we want to move anybody around?
- 1:21:57SPEAKER_01: I do think that this guy from up top could be in Gaginga stunning.
- 1:22:02SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, blast her way up there.
- 1:22:04SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
- 1:22:05SPEAKER_00: Now in hindsight, yeah, meow.
- 1:22:08SPEAKER_00: Imagine like Tyson being like, hey, nice to see you to that.
- 1:22:12SPEAKER_00: And it's like Keel Hart Chess, like just blasts him away into like the into like the mobile Porta Johns.
- 1:22:20SPEAKER_00: Who wins?
- 1:22:21SPEAKER_00: Uh just pick your favorite.
- 1:22:23SPEAKER_00: I guess Jody Turner and the Edwin guy.
- 1:22:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I agree.
- 1:22:27SPEAKER_00: Teyana's spot on, the reference is spot on.
- 1:22:30SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:22:30SPEAKER_00: And to contradict myself from earlier, it is nice to see a little infusion of something else, or fashion, or or some sort of interpretation, which is like in the distressed head to toe, leather on leather on leather on leather.
- 1:22:43SPEAKER_00: I think is like kind of sick to me.
- 1:22:44SPEAKER_00: So she inches ahead.
- 1:22:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just think it's incredible.
- 1:22:48SPEAKER_01: She looks amazing.
- 1:22:49SPEAKER_01: The outfit is perfectly put together.
- 1:22:51SPEAKER_00: She's serving in that photo.
- 1:22:53SPEAKER_00: It's like yeah, it's so cool.
- 1:22:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:22:55SPEAKER_00: And it's like, I love Burberry.
- 1:22:57SPEAKER_00: And the general.
- 1:22:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and the Edvin Thompson one to me also is just like so cool.
- 1:23:01SPEAKER_00: So I want to own that million dollar suit.
- 1:23:03SPEAKER_00: It's so cool.
- 1:23:05SPEAKER_00: Just like effortless and smart and correct and fun and just like And does he have what kind of glove is this?
- 1:23:11SPEAKER_00: It's like a very it's a very dark sheer glove.
- 1:23:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:23:14SPEAKER_00: That's so cool.
- 1:23:16SPEAKER_00: Because it's like a man in a sheer lady gloves.
- 1:23:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:23:20SPEAKER_00: And it's so pretty.
- 1:23:21SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 1:23:22SPEAKER_00: That is what we call swag every time.
- 1:23:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:23:25SPEAKER_00: That's a really great bracket.
- 1:23:27SPEAKER_00: All five of those people are Slatina.
- 1:23:29SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 1:23:30SPEAKER_00: Because that's like that's the level that I want.
- 1:23:31SPEAKER_00: That's what I think.
- 1:23:32SPEAKER_01: I need from the beautiful outfit, it's like a moment, and they all delivered.
- 1:23:37SPEAKER_01: And who needs pills?
- 1:23:38SPEAKER_01: Let's go back and check those because it's uh it's Amelia Gray.
- 1:23:41SPEAKER_01: Someone should win that.
- 1:23:42SPEAKER_01: It's Amelia Gray, Barry Kyogen, uh Coleman Domingo's uh reveal coat, Demi Moore, Gail King, Pam Anderson, and Tyson Beckford.
- 1:23:51SPEAKER_00: It's a great unique.
- 1:23:52SPEAKER_00: They all need pills.
- 1:23:54SPEAKER_00: Amelia Earhart Gray takes it for like essentially having underwear on her head.
- 1:23:59SPEAKER_00: I mean, I that that outfit is hideous, but Barry Kyogen's really beyond like it makes no sense, is ugly, off theme.
- 1:24:08SPEAKER_01: He looks horrible, looks horrible wearing it.
- 1:24:10SPEAKER_00: And then Tyson Beckford is just so far out of left field, it comes back around to the other side and misses.
- 1:24:16SPEAKER_00: Totally, totally.
- 1:24:17SPEAKER_00: That's why his his like expression alone saves him from being the ultimate pill popper.
- 1:24:24SPEAKER_00: Uh so it's Amelia Earhart Gray for me.
- 1:24:28SPEAKER_00: She got into the panty bin.
- 1:24:29SPEAKER_00: It's Harry Hamlin somehow.
- 1:24:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she was dressed by Harry.
- 1:24:34SPEAKER_00: Because I can you see Harry like having a panty fellish jar?
- 1:24:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah, jar.
- 1:24:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:24:41SPEAKER_00: Where was Lisa Rina?
- 1:24:42SPEAKER_00: I want to see Lisa Rinna.
- 1:24:43SPEAKER_00: Not invited.
- 1:24:44SPEAKER_00: She was by the portable, uh, the mobile Porta John, snapping picks of Amelia.
- 1:24:49SPEAKER_00: She's your she was she went as far as she could to the daffodil uh line shrub line.
- 1:24:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:24:55SPEAKER_01: Your bottom pick is Amelia.
- 1:24:57SPEAKER_01: My bottom pick is Barry, an honorable mention for Tyson.
- 1:24:59SPEAKER_00: He he's on a separate category the whole night.
- 1:25:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:25:03SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 1:25:04SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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