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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Survivor’s Remorse” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be, you're in Atlanta right now,
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  Speaker 1: and you want to drive on up to Symphony Hall,
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  Speaker 1: come check out the Unlimited. Myself, DL, and DL is
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  Speaker 1: there tonight at Symphony Hall, so come check us out
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  Speaker 1: if you take a notion. Tomorrow, we're going to be
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  Speaker 1: at the Claus Memorial Auditorium in Indianapolis, so two chances
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  Speaker 1: to see us if you're within the sound of my voice.
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders, my book, Charlie's Boy, is doing good. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you for that, by the way. I
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  Speaker 2: know it wasn't easy, but, you know, you did what
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  Speaker 2: you said you was going to do, even when it
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  Speaker 2: was tough.
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  Speaker 1: I did what I said I was going to do.
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  Speaker 1: I kept my promise. And let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Even though Hugh Lee isn't my real last name, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I rehabbed that name much better than they would have.
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  Speaker 1: I cleaned that name up, didn't I?
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  Speaker 3: You did.
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  Speaker 1: You scrubbed it up. I was the property brother. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I was the property brother.
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  Speaker 3: Some fabulous owner that got to work.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all didn't write a book about your daddy. I did. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: I know you are. Last tag.
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  Speaker 1: You're it.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Coming at this hour.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for the streaming movie review with the Lebo,
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  Speaker 1: the streaming hack warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, they say. Harmony, harmony, harm.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh. Deal.
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  Speaker 3: My home brother. What's that, Olivo? It is the beginning
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  Speaker 3: of the October. Now, if you are a sports fan,
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  Speaker 3: you are like a pig in a mud. Football season
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  Speaker 3: has started. The baseball playoffs have started. And soon, the
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  Speaker 3: NBA will start. The hardcore sports fans are going to
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  Speaker 3: betting sites like crazy. You know, like the DraftKings? I
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  Speaker 3: never gamble or bet on sports because I always win.
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  Speaker 3: I win so much, my luck has its own group chat.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: I won so much, I had to start betting against
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  Speaker 3: myself to feel some competition. I'm serious. And I hear
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  Speaker 3: there is a new one that everyone is talking about.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Novig. People are talking about the Sidney DeSweeney
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  Speaker 3: in the sexy commercials. Look, dear, my umbrella, I am
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  Speaker 3: a warrior. This woman is not sexy. She is too skinny.
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  Speaker 3: She is so skinny when she takes a shower, she
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  Speaker 3: has to run around in the bathtub to get wet.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: If I'm going to bed, I want to parlay with
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  Speaker 3: a thick woman. I'm serious, like Beyonce and Tiana DeTaylor.
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  Speaker 3: If I'm going to lose my shirt, I want Tiana
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  Speaker 3: to lose her shirt, too. Today's movie has nothing to
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  Speaker 3: do with Betty, but there are some thick women involved.
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  Speaker 3: The show is Survivor's Remorse, starring Jesse D. Taylor and
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  Speaker 3: Erica D.
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  Speaker 1: Ash.
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  Speaker 3: This is what happens when LeBron D. James executive produces
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  Speaker 3: a show and then almost never lets you see the basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Jesse D. Asher is the NBA rookie. who gets rich
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  Speaker 3: and moves the whole family from Boston poverty to an
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  Speaker 3: Atlanta mansion and immediately discovers money does not fix your uncle,
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  Speaker 3: your sister, or your mom. Uh-oh. Mike D. Apps is
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  Speaker 3: chaos in human form. Tanisha D. Arnold could win an
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  Speaker 3: argument with a brick wall.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Entourage if Entourage had a conscience, a church scene,
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  Speaker 3: and a vaginal rejuvenation subplot. I'm serious. The title sounds
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  Speaker 3: like a medical condition. The show is actually good. Watch
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  Speaker 3: it for the family. Stay for the part where they
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  Speaker 3: get rich and immediately start acting like they've always been rich.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: I give it three and a half handbags and an
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  Speaker 3: invitation to join my new sports betting site, Bootleg Betting.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a site to bet on the major sports,
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  Speaker 3: but we bet on things you can relate to, like basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Whether your cousin will get a loan from the bank
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  Speaker 3: or Ray Ray, who said, I got the connect actually
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  Speaker 3: has a connect. Bootleg Betty. No refs? Just Whitney says.
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  Speaker 3: Shake on it, or it didn't happen. I'm serious. This
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  Speaker 3: is Alibo, your hacking warrior, with the stream hacking moving
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  Speaker 3: in you. Stay safe and healthy.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to take a peek into Jasmine Dyer.
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  Speaker 1: You know the drill. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me what you think about this. I have a
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend who's dating this guy who is constantly being cheap.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about going out to restaurants that
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  Speaker 2: are not overly pricey. I'm talking about tacky cheap. I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking about every time I invite them over for dinner
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  Speaker 2: and He's always either bringing an open bottle of wine
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  Speaker 2: that he thinks is so great he wants to share
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  Speaker 2: it with everybody or some leftover food that was had
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  Speaker 2: at some kind of office function or event. We don't
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  Speaker 2: want your leftovers. But he thinks he's being.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I guess, I don't know what he thinks.
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  Speaker 2: But I told her, I think he's cheap and tacky.
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  Speaker 3: And he should dump his ass.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's always mad at me. I don't think that
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  Speaker 2: that's wrong to say. And I finally told her, don't
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  Speaker 2: you bring near another open bottle of wine. Or a
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  Speaker 2: plate or platter of something that some other people have
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  Speaker 2: been touching. Cheap and tacky bastard. Now she mad at
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  Speaker 2: me because I told her that. Once, okay. But every time,
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  Speaker 2: get some business and some common sense. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: How about that?