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Prank 29 September 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop. Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: prank call from Darren Wackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing that I love more than jumping into the
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  Speaker 1: middle of an already heated situation. Okay. So this involves
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  Speaker 1: a bumper bash. Okay. So I'm playing the part of Meshack.
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  Speaker 1: who is one of them involved in the crash, right?
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  Speaker 1: So this is what happens. So Meshack reversed into this guy.
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  Speaker 1: But now when insurance starts taking the details, that's a
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  Speaker 1: he said, she said sort of thing. So the fact
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  Speaker 1: that the car behind, the car behind is always the
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  Speaker 1: one that is assumed as the guilty party, right? So
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  Speaker 1: you hit me from behind. It's you that's guilty. It's
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  Speaker 1: not me. But now I reversed into you. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to say. I say you hit me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to say I reversed into you. Okay? You
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  Speaker 1: drove into me. So now it's me versus you. So
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  Speaker 1: this is already heated because there's a lot of insurance stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So now it's like just let's not take this to insurance.
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  Speaker 1: You said you hit me. It's going to take a while.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just get our cars and sort it out. Assuming
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  Speaker 1: people will be truthful. Yes, but Meshack says, no, you
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  Speaker 1: hit me, you pay. That's my story. So now they're
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  Speaker 1: at a stalemate, right? So I jump right in here.
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  Speaker 1: You'll hear they've got an American friend who actually got
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  Speaker 1: in touch with me and said, this is what's going down.
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  Speaker 1: And then the girlfriend gets involved as well. Hey, so
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  Speaker 1: many characters. No, no, it's wildness. Yeah. Okay, so let's
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  Speaker 1: take it from, I think the speed was 158 kilometers
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  Speaker 1: an hour. Here we go. What car was it? It
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  Speaker 1: was so dark, I couldn't tell.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was a Honda.
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Hello, dealer. Yeah? You backed into my car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, * * * *. I didn't back into your car.
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  Speaker 1: My insurance now not gonna pay now. So I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: to you for the funds.
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  Speaker 2: You're coming to me for the funds. You're gonna suck
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  Speaker 2: my ass. I didn't back into your car.
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  Speaker 1: You drove into my damn car. Where did your car hit, Clever? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: where did your car hit my car?
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  Speaker 2: You reversed into my car.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't reverse into your car. You drove into the
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  Speaker 1: back of my car.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me carefully. Listen carefully. I'm gonna change the number.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to find you, and I'm going to f * * *
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  Speaker 2: you up.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor!
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  Speaker 2: You can suck my a * *. What can you do?
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  Speaker 2: You f * * * ing drove into my f * * *
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  Speaker 2: ing car. I'm going to give you money. You will
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  Speaker 2: f * * * ing see. I will show you.
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  Speaker 2: I f * * * ing take this to the
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  Speaker 2: highest level.
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  Speaker 1: You f * * * ing.
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  Speaker 2: Drove into my car. I got pictures. I got f * * *
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  Speaker 2: ing witnesses. You will f * * * ing see.
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Only that f * * * ing sofa in your landlord.
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  Speaker 2: You think he's going to take his weight carry? He's
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  Speaker 2: a f * * * ing man. You're a f * * * ing...
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  Speaker 2: You f * * * ing drove into my car
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  Speaker 2: and you asked me for money.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I f * * * ing showed you. I got
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  Speaker 2: two f * * * ing witnesses. You f * * *
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  Speaker 2: ing phoned me again.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my car... You f * * * ing
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  Speaker 1: phoned me. Yours is an old skedunk scrap wagon Honda
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  Speaker 1: Balada or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a f * * * ing Honda Balada.
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  Speaker 2: Your mother is f * * * ing a Honda Balada.
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you. What?
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  Speaker 2: What now?
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  Speaker 1: What's your story?
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  Speaker 2: Don't f * * * ing ask me my story.
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you.
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  Speaker 2: You watch. I'm going to....
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Braveheart. Listen to me, Braveheart. Look over
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  Speaker 1: your shoulder. Yeah, look over your shoulder. That's where I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be.
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  Speaker 2: When you least expect it. You said a what about
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  Speaker 2: a itch?
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  Speaker 1: You're a f * * * ing b * * * h. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: you're lying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in a station now.
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  Speaker 1: Talk, talk.
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  Speaker 2: Let them listen to you.
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  Speaker 1: The police station? Yeah. Okay, let me talk to the
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  Speaker 1: officer there.
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  Speaker 2: Alright.
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  Speaker 1: What? Bruce Lee.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm recording you.
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  Speaker 1: You're ten kinds of stupid, you know. Okay, listen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the police station. You speak to the inspector.
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  Speaker 1: Let me speak.
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  Speaker 2: Good afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: I'm speaking to?
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  Speaker 1: Mishek. Mishek. Who am I talking to?
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  Speaker 2: Sergeant Naidoo, you are harassing this gentleman that's standing in
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  Speaker 2: front of me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sergeant.
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  Speaker 2: He's busy opening up an affidavit against you, so.
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  Speaker 1: We need your details. Okay, how do you open an
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  Speaker 1: affidavit against somebody? You open a case up against somebody,
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  Speaker 1: just shoot your gun once. Just shoot it. On you? No,
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  Speaker 1: just prove to me that you're a police officer.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You know we're not allowed to do that. Fire your gun. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just cock it. Just cock it. Go.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to cock anything.
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  Speaker 1: Shame. I feel sorry for your husband then. But I
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  Speaker 1: can quite clearly tell you are not the police. This
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  Speaker 1: is mommy. His mommy's fighting his battles.
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  Speaker 2: I am not his mother.
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you that. Are you the girlfriend? What
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  Speaker 1: police station? If you're a police lady, why can't you
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  Speaker 1: tell me which police station? That's not classified.
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  Speaker 2: I'm at LaNasia.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am, come on, let's be honest, okay? The only station
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  Speaker 1: that you could possibly be at is the petrol station.
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  Speaker 2: What is your registration number, Ms.
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  Speaker 1: Shaq? The only question you are qualified to ask me is,
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  Speaker 1: do you want 93 or 95? What is.
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  Speaker 2: Your registration number?
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  Speaker 1: Have a look there, it's on my petrol card. There
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a registration.
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  Speaker 1: Write it down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, give it to me. I'm listening. I know the
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  Speaker 2: registration by heart.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It's F.
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  Speaker 2: U.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Huh? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, okay. Let's just be straight here, right? Right. The
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  Speaker 1: next time you try to get somebody to play a
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  Speaker 1: police lady, get somebody more convincing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, anything else?
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  Speaker 1: Are you always being a mommy's boy?
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  Speaker 2: I got all your terms, all your calls. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to trace your number. I'm going to find you. And
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  Speaker 2: when I do, I will impose a full law on you.
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  Speaker 2: And I know who you are. I have an idea
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  Speaker 2: who it is. And please, don't play with me. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: Who am I?
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't ask me who you are. You tell
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  Speaker 2: me who you are and I will verify.
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  Speaker 1: It's Wacket Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. This is not Wacket.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, you're joking me now.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Wacket. It is, bro. It is.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you're joking. He still doesn't believe.
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  Speaker 1: It's you, Wacket. He still doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait. The lady who you were speaking to, do
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  Speaker 2: you want to speak to her now as well?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Put Sergeant Nadu on. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And just say who you are exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Hello. Hello, is this Sergeant Naidoo? Yes. From La
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  Speaker 1: Naysia Police Station.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: Take a guess. No. No. Yes, it is Wackhead Simpson.
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  Speaker 1: I'm filling in the blanks for you. Oh, my God. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you dare. I listen to you every morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. No, no, no. I'm absolutely hard. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you dare. Don't you dare. That's the best I've ever heard, honestly. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I listen to you every morning without fail. Me too.
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  Speaker 1: And I even stop and my kids get off the
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  Speaker 1: car and I stop and I listen.
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  Speaker 2: And until you're finished, then I drive off.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor, I love this guy. Thank you, officer. I love
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  Speaker 1: this guy. Oh, man. That was a ride. Listen, the
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  Speaker 1: old police trick, the old lawyer trick, I see it
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  Speaker 1: a mile away. Yeah. At the police station opening up
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  Speaker 1: an affidavit against me. Oh, it's KFM mornings. If you
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  Speaker 1: want anybody pranked, Darren S at KFM.co.za.