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The Million Dollar Idea! #25 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

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SPEAKER_01: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
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SPEAKER_01: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey guys, and welcome back to episode 25 of Your Shout with Ja and Brayden, the podcast.
0:19
SPEAKER_02: Mate, we are halfway to 50.
0:21
SPEAKER_02: What's up, motherfuckers?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love that idea.
0:24
SPEAKER_03: What's up, motherfuckers?
0:25
SPEAKER_03: What's up, motherfuckers?
0:26
SPEAKER_02: We are both in our working gear.
0:28
SPEAKER_02: We are hardworking people, you know.
0:30
SPEAKER_02: You gotta pay the dollars.
0:31
SPEAKER_02: Um, hopefully one day we won't need to because this podcast will make heaps of money and we don't have to fucking finesse it, finesse it.
0:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
0:37
SPEAKER_02: Imagine that, imagine that getting paid just to talk into a mic.
0:39
SPEAKER_03: That'd be pretty good.
0:40
SPEAKER_02: With your mate, like that'd be pretty fucking unfucking real.
0:43
SPEAKER_02: What do you do for a living?
0:44
SPEAKER_02: I just talking to Mike and talk shit.
0:46
SPEAKER_02: It pays the bills.
0:47
SPEAKER_02: One day we'll get there.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: Uh mate, uh, let's get into it.
0:50
SPEAKER_02: Um, how have you been?
0:51
SPEAKER_02: How have things been since we lost?
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Fucking busy, man.
0:53
SPEAKER_03: Pretty good.
0:54
SPEAKER_03: I just um been fixing up the dirt bike.
0:56
SPEAKER_03: Uh yes, how yep.
0:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I uh got the uh the motor, the electric start version, and I just honed the bore out and everything and put new pistons and rings in, and she fucking starts.
1:07
SPEAKER_03: That's all that's a nice weekend, and yeah, she fucking goes.
1:10
SPEAKER_03: Yep, that's well, that's what you're hoping for.
1:12
SPEAKER_02: She's pretty good.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: So um, other than that, pretty good.
1:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, I I'm on I'm on call right now, so uh I've been working.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
1:19
SPEAKER_02: For the people that don't understand, like normally we record we couldn't record last week, so we're actually recording the week we're gonna be posting.
1:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:25
SPEAKER_02: When you listen to this, it won't be out on our normal Tuesday, it's gonna be out during later in the week because I'm editing recording Monday.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: No way can I get an edit for the Tuesday.
1:32
SPEAKER_02: So it'll be out sometime later this week when you're listening to it, obviously, whatever day it is.
1:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:36
SPEAKER_02: Um, but um, I gotta say, mate, um, a bit weird weather happening.
1:40
SPEAKER_02: We were just talking about this um this week, uh 35 degrees Wednesday and Thursday.
1:45
SPEAKER_02: Like it's gonna feel like 38 though.
1:48
SPEAKER_02: That's the problem, it does.
1:49
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, that is the problem because it's the community that kills you.
1:52
SPEAKER_02: Um and we're not even in summer yet.
1:55
SPEAKER_03: Dude, I was saying to one of the guys at work today, I was like, I really hope we get some like proper kinetic fucking shirts.
2:01
SPEAKER_03: Like, imagine, like can you know the kinetic ones with like the mesh in them and everything?
2:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, one of those would be pretty fucking meh, but then then they're not up to safety fucking shit.
2:10
SPEAKER_02: But the problem with the mesh ones is that, and I don't know if like my cause my boss, we get these like um cotton fabric shirts, and the beauty of these is they soak up your sweat.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: The problem with a mesh is that you're sweating, but it doesn't soak up any sweat.
2:21
SPEAKER_02: So if you've got sweat running down your face, I get my fabric shirt and I wipe it away, it's gone.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, with those mesh, it just moves around you.
2:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I think I'd rather have like a bit of a shirt that will soak up the sweat because I'm a I'm a person who like sweats a lot.
2:35
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
2:35
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, these shirts are great, they just soak it up, and then I always bring a spare shirt.
2:39
SPEAKER_02: So if this one gets too drenched of sweat, just chuck on another one.
2:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: So, but oh the the wet the some I love it when summer comes around, but I swear to god, when summer does come around, I'm like, I fucking hate it.
2:48
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, oh like right now I'm saying every day I'd be like, I want to go to the beach, but as soon as that time comes, I'd be like, fuck, I can't be bothered going to the beach.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: Do you guys have aircon in your rental?
2:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we just we literally just got AC in our room.
3:03
SPEAKER_03: So lovely.
3:05
SPEAKER_03: Fucking prime.
3:06
SPEAKER_03: I've already set the time so like it comes on in a certain time, turns off at a certain time.
3:10
SPEAKER_03: So the room is always fucking crispy green.
3:13
SPEAKER_02: I think you know, it is expensive and all that, but I think in Queens, especially in Brisbane too, I think you do need aircon.
3:19
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's not that expensive.
3:20
SPEAKER_03: Like, we me and Nammy have had it on every night from like nine o'clock to 3 a.m.
3:25
SPEAKER_03: or 4 a.m.
3:27
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, I think our electrical bill was like I think it was like 250 bucks.
3:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh okay.
3:33
SPEAKER_03: So it's not too bad.
3:34
SPEAKER_03: And we we me, my sister, and my partner, we put like 50 bucks in every week each.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: So it's 150 bucks every week.
3:42
SPEAKER_02: So like I think I think but the thing is like with aircon, you like what I was saying, it is a must-having a house.
3:48
SPEAKER_02: And you know, like I feel like and even if you get a house, like the next thing you're probably gonna do if it doesn't have aircon is to save up for aircon because you just can't survive without aircon.
3:56
SPEAKER_02: And I know for the people out there that may not have aircon, and we may sound like Kirby and all that, but I'm just saying that like it is a game changer when you have aircon, especially in peak summer when we start hitting, we get those heat waves where we're like 38, 36, 37.
4:09
SPEAKER_02: You know, but when it's those temperatures at five o'clock, it's still reading like 33, 34, because it's so hot that the temperature doesn't drop until like later that night.
4:18
SPEAKER_02: And even then it still gets muggy during the night.
4:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
4:21
SPEAKER_02: So stay safe out there, drink hydrate.
4:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm noticing that like I don't drink a lot and I don't think I drink enough water during winter, but in summer I just try and drink as much as I can.
4:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, just I think I have I think I've had like probably like four litres of water today, I reckon.
4:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's pretty good.
4:36
SPEAKER_03: I reckon, yeah.
4:36
SPEAKER_03: I've been nonstop for the floor.
4:38
SPEAKER_02: When I take a when I take a piss up, when I take a piss and I see it's clear, I'm like, checkpoint.
4:42
SPEAKER_04: Hell yeah.
4:44
SPEAKER_02: Unless if I have a Barocca in the morning, and if anyone's had a Barocca, shit that shit makes your piss turn bright yellow.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Fuck yeah.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: And you think, holy fuck, what the fuck's going on?
4:52
SPEAKER_02: But no, it's just because the barocca is getting through you.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Um do you take anything like in the morning?
4:56
SPEAKER_02: Like, do you have a coffee or energy drink?
4:58
SPEAKER_02: Fuck yeah, I have my coffee.
4:59
SPEAKER_02: You got I feel like you're a coffee.
5:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm a coffee guy.
5:01
SPEAKER_02: I definitely have a coffee.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: What do you like?
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Are you like making it in the morning at your place or are you getting somewhere in your life?
5:05
SPEAKER_03: So Nami bought me a coffee machine for my birthday.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: And um there are times where I do and do not use it.
5:12
SPEAKER_03: And like, and like I got I get coffee beans from her work, and like there'll be times where like this morning I'll go into her work to get a coffee and like food.
5:20
SPEAKER_03: But like, yeah, it just depends if I have the time and whatnot to do it, because sometimes I might wake up a little later.
5:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it would be a bit loud to I would have thought the coffee machine.
5:29
SPEAKER_03: Nah, it's not too loud, apparently.
5:31
SPEAKER_03: It depends like when when I'm when I'm trying to fucking work me magic with the um the foam, doing the fucking milk, some sometimes she fucking squirrels a little bit, yeah, and you'll hear Nami coming, be like, You alright?
5:42
SPEAKER_03: Like, seriously, like can you just stop?
5:45
SPEAKER_03: So I'm trying, yeah.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't do this for a job, like be my guest no.
5:50
SPEAKER_03: I mean you do this for a job, like I'll just I'll just wake you up every day at three o'clock in the morning.
5:54
SPEAKER_03: Hey, can you keep while I'm while I'm going for a show, you're can you make my my my coffee for me, please, and put it in your cup?
5:59
SPEAKER_03: But no, like I'm either that or fuck man, like I made the risky choice of uh bringing pre-workout to work, uh like uh I think it was like last last swing.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, she yeah, definitely a bit more than the coffee for sure.
6:14
SPEAKER_03: Kicks you pretty hard.
6:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: Like are you like, I feel like everyone's like this when you have your cup, like, are you like needing to shit straight away?
6:21
SPEAKER_03: Or like, no, mate, I I'm I'm strictly, strictly a lactose-free type of guy.
6:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm making sure like I ain't shitting bricks.
6:30
SPEAKER_02: I I still have lactose free and it still makes me want to crack.
6:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I will have a cup of coffee and I reckon within like, let's say I finish the cup of coffee, I reckon within the half an hour, I'm like, fuck, where's the toilet?
6:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
6:42
SPEAKER_02: But the problem is, is in my industry, like we're in people's homes.
6:45
SPEAKER_02: So I don't like, you know, most people most customers are very nice and they'll let us buy it.
6:49
SPEAKER_02: But like, yeah, to do a weed, but I'm always like scared to do, like, go to do another toilet.
6:53
SPEAKER_02: So I'm always like making sure that when I'm having a cup of coffee, I'll make sure I'm like around the corner for Maccas.
6:58
SPEAKER_02: So I quickly go up into Maccas, do my business in there, and then I'm I'm one of those people I'm like a bit weird where I'm like, if I use their toilet, I have to buy something.
7:05
SPEAKER_02: So then I just gonna solve a hash brown or something in the morning.
7:08
SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, coffee right through me just fucking hits me.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: But if I don't have my coffee, because I either have coffee or like a blue V, zero sugar, yeah, depending on how I'm feeling.
7:17
SPEAKER_02: And I'm noticing in summer, like lately, I haven't had a coffee.
7:19
SPEAKER_02: I've been having Vs, and I'm like, coffee's probably better for me.
7:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for 100%.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: But those V's are not good for you.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: I reckon those V's and those energy drinks fucking filter through, man.
7:28
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's just unreal.
7:30
SPEAKER_03: Do you do you drink energy drinks?
7:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I do when I can at work.
7:33
SPEAKER_02: Like, obviously, like it does give you that bit of a gives you a bit of a buzz, but like at the same time.
7:38
SPEAKER_03: Fuck it, does taste good.
7:39
SPEAKER_03: Like, there's sometimes this can go well.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: There we go.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: There we go.
7:42
SPEAKER_03: We're back, we're back.
7:46
SPEAKER_03: So um, yeah, like there's some times where I don't I don't really like having them, but like I know I need like a bit of a kick.
7:52
SPEAKER_03: So like sometimes it can be too much, like, you know what I mean?
7:56
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't know, personally, like, yeah, I've got to be in the mood to have a fucking.
8:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm noticing that I'm having them a bit more often.
8:03
SPEAKER_02: My boss always says, you know, you shouldn't have it.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: And I'm thinking to myself, I shouldn't have these.
8:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:07
SPEAKER_02: But I'm like, I I used to be a shocker in high school.
8:09
SPEAKER_02: I remember I used to drink that monster can mango loco.
8:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I used every Friday I would have one of those.
8:16
SPEAKER_02: And I'm thinking, fuck me, for my high life, my whole life from 10 to 12, I was having one of those cans.
8:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking, I must be killing myself.
8:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, your liver must be like charming.
8:24
SPEAKER_02: But the problem is, is when I have an energy drink, I can only have like I can go no more than 330 mil.
8:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
8:29
SPEAKER_02: Like I, you know, the big, like the big monster cans.
8:32
SPEAKER_02: I can't I can't finish them now.
8:33
SPEAKER_02: I struggle to finish it.
8:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
8:35
SPEAKER_02: Um, so but you know, it is what it is.
8:37
SPEAKER_02: But in our in my industry, I just need like I get sick and tired of water, and I know that sounds like a bullshit saying, but after when you're drinking and all that and you have water, I like to have like a power aid or something that's just different to water because water you just get sick of water, water just is just yeah, you need a bit of sugary or something that just and I know once again power raids are not good for you, but it's just something no a hundred percent.
8:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, that's why I don't know, like I like a good coffee, and if it's like midday, like at the moment, a nice cold coffee goes a long way.
9:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, I can see on the opposite.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: After 10 o'clock, I'm not having a coffee.
9:09
SPEAKER_02: Really?
9:09
SPEAKER_02: If I have a if I have a coffee after 10 o'clock, I'm fucked for the night.
9:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm a bitch when it comes to coffee.
9:15
SPEAKER_02: Like, I love coffee, but I'm such a bitch.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: Like, I can't have like it goes through me.
9:20
SPEAKER_02: I have to have black toast free, I have to have one sugar, cappuccino, yep, yep.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: And I get and to put it on, I get a half strength.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: Are you fucking juice?
9:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm a bitch for coffee.
9:31
SPEAKER_02: And I will admit that, like, it is so embarrassing when I go through, like my I don't, I know you probably go through because Naomi works at hammocks, but mine is Zarafas.
9:39
SPEAKER_02: I love Zarafas.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: Do you know how much of a bitch when I roll up to the counter and they go and they go and they go, you know, you drive through and they go, how can I help you?
9:47
SPEAKER_02: And can I get a cappuccino large, half strength one sugar lactose free?
9:51
SPEAKER_02: Then roll up and they can see I'm in a white hollow center tray.
9:54
SPEAKER_02: They must look at me and go, What the fuck?
9:57
SPEAKER_02: Because I know for a full fact that there are some tradies out there that'll be going, full, you know, full three shots.
10:03
SPEAKER_03: So I know some guy that has just black, and I don't know how yeah, I've I know I know a couple of guys like that, and you're like, You you're a different breed, bro.
10:11
SPEAKER_03: I don't know how the fuck you do it.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: Like have you okay, have you tried um Zarafa's coffee?
10:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
10:17
SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna give you some rankings, three rankings, and you're gonna tell me which is your best.
10:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you've got you've got hammerics, yeah, Zarafas, yeah, your home brew, or cheap like servo coffee coffee.
10:28
SPEAKER_03: Cheap servo coffee can go down the bottom.
10:30
SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah.
10:31
SPEAKER_03: I have a fucking horrible story about fucking cheap servo coffee.
10:34
SPEAKER_03: And then what's it?
10:36
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm gonna go Zaraffa's because Okay.
10:41
SPEAKER_03: I remember they've got obviously they got like they got their origin brand and they got like had another one.
10:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I only drank the normal.
10:48
SPEAKER_03: So the no the normal one's actually not too bad, but the other one, I've had I've had, I've had someone accidentally give me the other one and it tastes like fucking arse.
10:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, I've had the max ending up to me.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: And you can as soon as you taste it, you're like, ah, what the fuck?
11:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and and it's the worst thing because you you you don't drink it as soon as you get the drink, too.
11:03
SPEAKER_03: So like you drive all the way out, and you're like, you're like 200 meters off, and then you go to sip, you're like, what the fuck is this?
11:10
SPEAKER_02: And can we all agree?
11:10
SPEAKER_02: We'll just pause it here.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: If you have a shit coffee, it just puts you in even a worse of a mood.
11:15
SPEAKER_02: It ruined your day.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: It does.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: It really does.
11:17
SPEAKER_02: It really does.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you've gone servo, then you've gone to Rafa's.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: What's your second mission?
11:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm probably gonna go homebrew.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: Home brew.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so hamricks.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: Actually, no, I'll go hammerics because I reckon the difference between hammerics and homebrews, I wash my fucking like I'm not saying they don't, but like mushit is fresh as fuck.
11:36
SPEAKER_03: Let's clean.
11:37
SPEAKER_03: It is fresh as fuck.
11:38
SPEAKER_03: Like it's it gets cleaned when I go to make it.
11:40
SPEAKER_02: You want it when you want it, it doesn't cost you as you're not dealing with the general public.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Uh but like, yeah, I put them up second as well because like you know, they make an alright coffee.
11:50
SPEAKER_03: They make pretty good ones.
11:51
SPEAKER_02: Um okay, okay.
11:52
SPEAKER_02: So mine would go number one being Zarafas.
11:55
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
11:56
SPEAKER_02: I think Zaraff's is top tier.
11:58
SPEAKER_02: And I'm only saying this because I my my rate with Zaraffas to like not is like better.
12:05
SPEAKER_02: Like, I haven't had a bad touch wood.
12:07
SPEAKER_02: I haven't had a um bad Zarafas in a while.
12:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:10
SPEAKER_02: So then my second will be no, I'm gonna shock a lot of people here.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: Um, servo coffee.
12:15
SPEAKER_02: Ew, so fucking disgusting.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: Because I like a cold bean, like from like the wild bean, or you know what?
12:20
SPEAKER_02: Even a 7-Eleven coffee.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: It's cheap, it gets me the going.
12:23
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Number three, Hamricks.
12:25
SPEAKER_02: I feel like Hamricks has dropped a bit.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: Like I went back there a few years ago, and I'm like, preferred when it first came out.
12:30
SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's not as like, and I don't know why that is.
12:33
SPEAKER_02: And then the last being like, I can't do homebrew, except for, and shout out to my boss who listens in.
12:39
SPEAKER_02: She has a homemade coffee machine.
12:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
12:41
SPEAKER_02: She makes a great cappuccino, like fucking.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: So, but when I make it at home, shit.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: Because I just have the instant coffee.
12:48
SPEAKER_03: Dude, shit, dude, it is like a huge difference.
12:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, I remember going from instant to fucking like decent coffee.
12:56
SPEAKER_03: You know, I I chucked that shit out straight away.
12:59
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's it's oh, but dude, I can't do that.
13:02
SPEAKER_03: I remember going on a call out, right?
13:04
SPEAKER_03: So it was oh, this was like the worst fucking day of my life.
13:08
SPEAKER_03: It was Australia Day.
13:10
SPEAKER_03: I I only had four days, four hours of that day at home, and it was like spread into two.
13:17
SPEAKER_03: So I had like two hours from when I woke up.
13:19
SPEAKER_03: I got to hang out with Nam, and then I got called out, and then it was like lunchtime.
13:23
SPEAKER_03: I got to go home after my job, got called again two hours afterwards.
13:28
SPEAKER_03: Everyone was over, everyone was drinking, and I was like, fuck.
13:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, I obviously wasn't drinking because I was on call, but I got the call, and then I was there till fucking I had to heaps of jobs going.
13:38
SPEAKER_03: I had to go to the I had to go to the yard, then I had to go all the way to um Dara at Ipswich, and I had to go back to the yard, wait for another stuff to come by, and that was going for so long, and then I was just so tired by by night, and I had to go all the way to Gatton.
13:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh so I had to go all the way to Gatton, fix up a job, and I had to when I came back, I was so tired.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: I thought I was sleeping behind a wheel, so I went to go to servo, and I was like, Oh, just get like a what is it?
14:02
SPEAKER_03: I think it was like a two dollar coffee or something.
14:04
SPEAKER_03: And oh my god, it was so fucking gross too.
14:08
SPEAKER_03: I thought it was gonna chuck up the whole ride.
14:09
SPEAKER_03: It made me so sick.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: Was it from 7-Eleven?
14:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like one of those 7-Eleven, like the cheap, cheap coffee um, yeah, you pre-make them, you say it was so gross.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: Really, I like my fucking love.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: Filthy as fuck.
14:21
SPEAKER_03: It was so gross.
14:22
SPEAKER_03: I I hated it, and like yeah, I can't I can't think of anything worse now.
14:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I when I used to work at Domino's way back and I used to do the close shift.
14:31
SPEAKER_02: So you work, you you'll start work at like six, but you won't leave there because you do the clothes.
14:35
SPEAKER_02: Because Domino, I think, well back then Domino's used to go to midnight, but now I think they go to like one o'clock in the morning.
14:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:40
SPEAKER_02: So we used to be out of there by like 1.30 quarter to two.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: Um, so you know, by 10 o'clock, I'm like fucking you know, because especially if you've just done a day of school, like especially on a Friday where I've just finished school and I'm like fuck.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: So I'll pull in and I'll get like a V can and all that.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, this one time I thought, fuck, I'm gonna try something I haven't tried before, Rockstar.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, risky.
15:03
SPEAKER_02: Fucking shit.
15:04
SPEAKER_02: That shit tasted like arse.
15:07
SPEAKER_02: And I realized I don't see much Rockstar around, I don't see anyone drinking.
15:10
SPEAKER_02: There's a reason why.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Because it's shit.
15:12
SPEAKER_02: It's like Red Bull.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: Love Red Bull and all that, but it's overrated as fuck.
15:16
SPEAKER_02: Red Bull is overrated as fuck.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: But at the end of the day, coffee is a pure, and yeah, I love a cappuccino.
15:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh is you are you a cappuccino?
15:23
SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm I don't mind.
15:26
SPEAKER_03: I I'm like a cap between a cap and a latte type of guy.
15:29
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I think.
15:30
SPEAKER_03: I make a latte at home.
15:31
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: So I I my my usual is a uh a large latte, lactose milk, two sugars.
15:36
SPEAKER_03: Two sugars?
15:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, bro.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: Fuck, you need a bit of sweater and I'm already sweet enough, so I only need one.
15:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
15:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:43
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, no, uh like, yeah, it's pretty good.
15:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't mind the coffees.
15:47
SPEAKER_03: Coffees are pretty fucking.
15:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting to the point now where I'm in the morning and it's like the first thing I think of is like, well, where am I gonna get a coffee from?
15:53
SPEAKER_02: Or if I'm like, and that's why I just get a 7-Eleven coffee sometimes, because it's so cheap.
15:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest with you, Zarafa's coffee, you're like fuck, you know, it's like seven bucks for a five.
16:01
SPEAKER_02: You're just like fucking hell.
16:03
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, moving on, mate.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: We got a voice message sent in.
16:05
SPEAKER_02: Um if we remember from last episode, we were talking about once again the weird weather, and we were talking about briefly about hail, and we were talking about is it actually like a conspiracy theory when the this the sky turns green?
16:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and we brought it out of someone studies weather, can you talk it in?
16:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, someone does actually fuck away.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: We're not a meteorologist on this shit.
16:24
SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: Um here we go.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is um sent in from Morgan.
16:28
SPEAKER_02: Um, he loves the show.
16:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I will say this.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: Um, he said, don't have it on Insta, but this explains the sky turning green with how you can play the voice clip in the podcast if you want, and you can say my name.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: I'm not fussed.
16:38
SPEAKER_02: Love the podcast, keep it up.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: So here we go.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: Jai, Braden, been listening to your latest podcast about the hail and the sky turning green.
16:50
SPEAKER_00: It does happen.
16:50
SPEAKER_00: It's a bit of an optical illusion.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: I learned studying meteorology for my commercial helicopter license.
16:58
SPEAKER_00: Um, so it does turn green.
16:59
SPEAKER_00: It's an optical illusion due to the light cannot reflect.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: The sunlight can't reflect through the clouds uh with the hail, with the frozen rain pellets.
17:11
SPEAKER_00: Um same thing happens with your darker clouds and how it's normally with rain.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh the darker the cloud, the more moisture is in that cloud, the more rain is in that cloud.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: Um, because water, it doesn't reflect the sun through.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Um so it just turns darker.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: And then when all the wind, uh what holds clouds up and dark clouds um forming.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: Once there's not enough wind to hold the clouds up and hold the rain in the cloud, that's when the rain actually starts falling from the clouds.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, to answer that for you.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: There is man, that's that's me.
17:49
SPEAKER_02: Bit of a weird flex that you said you actually fire helicopters, but you didn't.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: But that's pretty cool.
17:54
SPEAKER_03: That is actually sick as far.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
17:56
SPEAKER_02: So there you go.
17:57
SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know anything about it.
17:58
SPEAKER_02: So much sense.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: Once he said it, I'm like, oh, that actually does make so much sense.
18:02
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, thanks for sending that in, mate.
18:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, thank you.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, appreciate it.
18:05
SPEAKER_02: And if you guys got any voice messages, we love it when you guys send stuff in.
18:09
SPEAKER_02: Uh now moving on, mate.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: Let's get into a bit of yay or nay.
18:12
SPEAKER_01: Let's get into it.
18:12
SPEAKER_01: It's time for yay or nay, the segment where opinions clash, friendships get tested, and the debates get loud.
18:20
SPEAKER_01: One question, one answer, yay or nay.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry about this too, with the yeah and nay.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: I know I messaged you, and you know what's funny?
18:28
SPEAKER_03: I literally went on the AEI chat GBT because I was like, I was like, what I meant was like, for the yeah and then was like, oh, with the with the restaurants, it's like, oh, which one do you prefer?
18:37
SPEAKER_03: Like one pole.
18:38
SPEAKER_03: But then I understood what you meant.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: I was like, fuck.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know.
18:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's why I changed it up and um we made it uh fancy dinner dates, yay or no?
18:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Um now, mate, uh, let's we always start off we're talking about it.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: Um, what about you?
18:50
SPEAKER_02: What are you what are your thoughts on fancy dinner dates?
18:52
SPEAKER_03: I I do like a fancy dinner date.
18:54
SPEAKER_03: Yep, okay.
18:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm I do like yeah, I'm gonna say I do.
18:59
SPEAKER_02: I think I think it's one of those things where if you dress up nice, you go to a nice place.
19:03
SPEAKER_02: See, I've always said this, and we've talked about it before.
19:05
SPEAKER_02: If you're paying top dollar for food, but the food fucking tastes amazing, you walk out of there going, you know what, it was expensive, but fuck me, that was good food.
19:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:14
SPEAKER_02: However, if you pay for something really expensive and the food is shit, you're just like, what the fuck?
19:18
SPEAKER_02: So I'm very like, I'm when I go to fancy dinner dates, I feel like most of the time it is good.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: And like when I went to Melbourne, we went to this Italian restaurant and it was amazing.
19:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't think I'll ever have better Italian than that in my life.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, I'm I'm definitely on the yay.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: I do love a fancy dinner date, and you are Oh yeah, I'm a big yeah on it.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: I like fucking, you know, yeah.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: I definitely like especially with the missus.
19:41
SPEAKER_03: Love, you know, going all out in the gear, you know.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all dressing up nice, you know, it's just nice, and you you just both, you know, it feels good when you dress up for a bit too.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, you get to like not like in this, I don't know if this does sound weird, but like you kind of like get a show off a bit, like with your partner in a sense.
19:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
19:59
SPEAKER_03: I think it's the fucking best thing.
20:01
SPEAKER_02: I I'm very like, I I don't get when people say like um, oh, you know, your girlfriend shouldn't be wet, and like when you know, in some relationships where they're like, I don't like my girlfriend wearing this or their bikini on this.
20:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking, fuck that.
20:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking if I'm dating my girlfriend, you show off what you ever, you know.
20:15
SPEAKER_02: You yeah, if you've got a beautiful dress and a stunning dress that costs you a lot of money, show that shit off.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know, fucking, I don't give a fuck.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, and I don't get with guys like that.
20:23
SPEAKER_02: It's like guys with bikini.
20:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, girls, okay, yeah, my I'm happy, my girl.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: You show off whatever you want to show off.
20:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
20:28
SPEAKER_02: Fucking I, you know, I'm actually proud of that because I'm like, yeah, I'm dating you.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: All right, so let's get into it.
20:34
SPEAKER_02: 82% voted yay, 18% voted nay.
20:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
20:38
SPEAKER_02: No, well, like I do get the nay.
20:40
SPEAKER_02: I do get it.
20:40
SPEAKER_02: I definitely do get it.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: I feel like some people out there would prefer just like the normal, like, you know, some people are not into that fancy shit, which is perfectly fine.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: I no, I nothing wrong with a pub.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: No, nothing wrong with that.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: It's handy, it's easy, it's all good.
20:52
SPEAKER_03: Or just going to Zambreros and just sitting down at the park or something.
20:55
SPEAKER_03: I can love a Zambrero.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: Fucking, I'm saying it right now, changing the topic.
20:59
SPEAKER_02: Zambrero is better than GYG.
21:01
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, thank you, Braden.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: 100 fucking percent.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
21:05
SPEAKER_03: 100 fucking percent.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: It tastes better, it's it may be more expensive, but fuck, it just tastes way better.
21:09
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what's better than Red Rooster?
21:11
SPEAKER_03: Nando's.
21:13
SPEAKER_03: Standing ovation.
21:15
SPEAKER_03: Top tier, top tier shit.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm standing ovation for Nando's because I think Nando's is underrated as shit.
21:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is so 100%.
21:22
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: What do you what do you get from Nando's?
21:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, what's it?
21:25
SPEAKER_03: I love their Po Po chicken.
21:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love their Po Po chicken.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: Even if you just buy like the like if you buy because you can get like the quarter chucks.
21:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:33
SPEAKER_03: If you just buy a bunch of those, take them home, you have chips.
21:36
SPEAKER_03: Their chips are unreal.
21:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: I like the stuff in that, you know, the like the pitter bread section where it's like filled with stuff and pitter bread.
21:43
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: I like that type of stuff.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: And if I'm eating at Nando's, I don't normally go for the full chicken like quarter, because normally I'm not taking away, I'm just eating, and that pitter bread is fucking good.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: But Nando's is that is underrated.
21:54
SPEAKER_03: It's top tier shit.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: It is underrated.
21:56
SPEAKER_03: If you know, you know, type shit, really.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: But no hate against Red Rooster, because I still think Red Rooster.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Rooster is pretty good.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: I do love a rooster roll.
22:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
22:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: I love a good red roll for sure.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh yes.
22:08
SPEAKER_03: A good red box never goes wrong.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, never goes wrong.
22:11
SPEAKER_03: Never goes wrong.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: Zinger box or red box.
22:14
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: I might go zinger box just because the chicken's more crunchier.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I do love it.
22:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm shocking for KFC.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: Like I like KFC, I fucking love KFC.
22:28
SPEAKER_03: I would I don't know if they do it because I don't actually fucking look much at the menu.
22:32
SPEAKER_03: I only know three things.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: At least you're honest.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: And like if they ever did like a zinger roll.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: They do.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
22:42
SPEAKER_02: Well, they do a rap.
22:44
SPEAKER_03: Well, fuck a rap.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: I mean a roll.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh, like a dinner roll time, bro.
22:48
SPEAKER_02: Okay, sorry.
22:50
SPEAKER_03: Fuck the rap.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the raps are pretty good.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: I do like a rap.
22:53
SPEAKER_03: I used to dig the fucking Caesar raps at Maccas, bro.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh, they are so they proper good.
22:59
SPEAKER_03: So good.
23:01
SPEAKER_03: I haven't had any.
23:01
SPEAKER_02: They are still fucking good.
23:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh, the raps at Maccasburg are fucking so good.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: It's funny when I, because Caden and I have this joke, because like when I'm drunk, my go-to, everyone's go-to is like a you know, you know, healthy snack pack or a kebab thing.
23:14
SPEAKER_02: My go-to is a triple cheeseburger.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: Triple cheeseburger large meal just hits just right for me.
23:20
SPEAKER_02: Um, but um KFC, breakfast menu, please.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: Okay, if I'm drunk, okay, and I'm hung over the next day.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: If they did a KFC like bacon and egg black burger, or even like like zinger bur zinger, like zinger chicken, bacon, eggs, yes, fucking a little bit of relish or whatnot.
23:42
SPEAKER_03: Make it fucking so good, and then a hash brown decide.
23:46
SPEAKER_03: Love it, absolutely love it.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: We could fucking franchise this shit right now.
23:50
SPEAKER_02: I know everyone and everyone commentates, everyone, I know so many people that say I love the podcast, but fuck you guys talk a lot about food.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, well, that's because we love food.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I love it.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: And we're trying to change things around.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, you know, someone who's listening who's the CEO of KFC might go, fuck, you know what, this is a good idea from the boys.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: Or like someone that does like, I don't know, like smokers or shit.
24:07
SPEAKER_03: It's like, fuck yeah.
24:08
SPEAKER_03: We should get we should hook them up with some.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we will KFC are gonna um approach us one day and we're gonna have a your shout collection.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a your shout burger.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: That'd be fucking so cool.
24:17
SPEAKER_02: Imagine that.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: That'd be so cool.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I don't know, I don't know how long it'll last.
24:21
SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, nah.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh good yeah, no, I thought, you know, fancy dinner date.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: So thank you, Braden.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: You were actually your your idea.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: So uh moving on, mate.
24:28
SPEAKER_02: Um things people enjoy, but they pretend they enjoy.
24:36
SPEAKER_04: Yes, yes.
24:36
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so starting off with wine tasting.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: Now, obviously, if you're a wine drinker, you probably think it's amazing, but it is taking the piss by far.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, if you think going out to the hills and the countryside going, well, let's have some wine, and then they do that bullshit where you gotta sniff it first and fuck off.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm not a wine drinker.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: Are you a wine drinker?
24:53
SPEAKER_02: Fuck no, yeah, I'm not either.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: No, I know Kate is, and she, but I'm like, fuck, it it's shit.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't mind a Moscato because it's sweeter, but like that red wine, ho.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you know what I hate?
25:06
SPEAKER_02: And this is so oh my god, it annoys the shit out of me.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, and I think I've talked about this.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, but you've got to have cheese with it or with champagne, you've got to have a strawberry.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: Why do you have to have something with it to make it taste good?
25:18
SPEAKER_02: Like clear, like no, just like beer.
25:21
SPEAKER_02: You don't need anything for beer to taste good.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: Uh moving on, uh, watching the news.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, it's depressing as fuck.
25:29
SPEAKER_02: I don't know how anyone can enjoy watching the news.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I get that.
25:32
SPEAKER_02: I get like some of it, it's interesting.
25:34
SPEAKER_02: Like, I like the weather, I like to know what the weather is during the week and the sport.
25:36
SPEAKER_02: But during the whole bullshit, I'm like, this is just so depressing.
25:39
SPEAKER_02: It's always depressing news.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they need to be a news channel where it's just all happy news, just like a kid ran a marathon with one leg or some bullshit like that.
25:47
SPEAKER_02: Give us a news channel where it's just all good.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:50
SPEAKER_02: Kraft beer.
25:51
unknown: Yeah.
25:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's a big one for that.
25:53
SPEAKER_03: That's a big one for yeah.
25:56
SPEAKER_03: That's definitely a big one.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: There are some I've had nice craft beer.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: Like, I've definitely will admit, I'll cannot I definitely won't say like I all craft beer shit because I have had some craft beer where I'm like, that's not too bad.
26:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: But it's not like to standards with the top tier beer.
26:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:11
SPEAKER_02: You know what beer I actually had the other day now.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: First time having it, better beer.
26:15
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I drink better beer all the time.
26:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
26:17
SPEAKER_03: It's so fucking good.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: I really enjoyed it.
26:19
SPEAKER_02: Dude, it's the best beer.
26:19
SPEAKER_02: And it's healthy.
26:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, no shit because it's called better beer, but like, um, it tastes really good.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: That's literally all I drink at the moment is literally better beer.
26:26
SPEAKER_03: And it's not too expensive.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: No, it's not that expensive.
26:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I mean, obviously, it's a bit of a price jump from gold or you know, Great Northern.
26:33
SPEAKER_03: But you know, it's a zero carb.
26:35
SPEAKER_03: So we'll it's zero sugar, I think.
26:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, zero sugar.
26:38
SPEAKER_03: And it tastes pretty good.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: Um I go between I don't even remember last time I had a Great Northern, actually.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: I I'm going between the Carlton and the better beer at the moment.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: Because I'm liking the Carlton.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: I haven't had a great, I haven't bought a cart and a Great Northern in a while, to be honest.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
26:52
SPEAKER_02: So um, that's just my thing.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: Uh, another thing, shopping with your partner.
26:57
SPEAKER_02: Look, if you're listening, babe, I love you.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: But um, this is more dedicated to the part where if we go into a shop, you're looking for an outfit, and you go into the change room and I've got to stand there awkwardly or sit there awkwardly and just go.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: And you don't but the problem is, is because you're where you're sitting, they put the chair right in between all the other rooms, so you're kind of like, fuck, I've got to make sure there's because there's other girls going in and out.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I'm just gonna stand on my phone, but then you think, fuck, do I look like a creep sitting on my phone?
27:22
SPEAKER_02: And you you just overthink everything when you're in there, and I'm like, I fucking hate this.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I it was me and Nam the other day.
27:29
SPEAKER_03: We went to uh Kmart and we got like lamps, like bedside lamps.
27:32
SPEAKER_03: Yep, that's what we went in for, and then we went in for looking and then we just ended up looking at other stuff, and I was like, inside, I was just like boiling up.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, can we just please come here for what we'll come for, please?
27:44
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, I don't want to be here all day.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Kate.
27:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Kate, if Kate walks for Kmart, I know I'm preparing myself for any Alan.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: She will do oh, she can't just walk into Kmart and just get something.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: She will have to do a whole lap of Kmart.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking nothing's changed since last week we've been in here.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: But nope, we've got to do the whole lap again, and I'm thinking, holy shit.
28:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I do like Kmart, but I'm like, I just I get bored in shops.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: Like, I fucking hate going to champs.
28:08
SPEAKER_03: I definitely wish like I could definitely go drunk.
28:11
SPEAKER_03: Like going drunk would be fine.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: I would love it if they like, and I know there are and I know what I'm about to say is stupid because there are bars in um things, but I'd love it like a halfway point in a shopping centre, like a bar actually in the shopping centre.
28:23
SPEAKER_03: Called the pit stop.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: Pit stop.
28:25
SPEAKER_02: So you go in there.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: This is so good.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: You go in there and it's your half point, your half-point check, and you go, yep, I'll have a beer.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: And your girlfriend goes, Okay, you stay here, I'll go for the shop.
28:35
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, uh uh, babe, you do that, okay?
28:37
SPEAKER_02: This is a great idea.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: This is such a good idea.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: I think it's a good idea because so many times I am shocking for like losing Kate.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, fuck, where did she go?
28:45
SPEAKER_02: But if I if she leaves me at a bar, she knows for a fact I'm not leaving that bar.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: So, like, have you know, like what I said, there's a place for kids, there's a little kids playground in the shopping centre.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, have a bar in a shopping centre right in the middle.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: Adults' little play center for the blokes uh like us that are suffering.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: I think it's a genius idea.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
29:04
SPEAKER_03: We all get together, get it social, it's good for mental health.
29:06
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Because you're talking like, oh, what your what's your partner shopping for?
29:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, she's shopping for engagement, um, you know, wedding dress, oh yeah, you know, some bullshit like that, or baby shower.
29:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, congratulations, mate.
29:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, not, you know, just I think it's a genius idea.
29:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh mate, this is this should be called.
29:19
SPEAKER_02: I should name this podcast the genius idea.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: Definitely, definitely.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: Because we've had some brave million dollar idea.
29:24
SPEAKER_02: The million dollar idea.
29:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
29:26
SPEAKER_02: And I know people like there are, but like in North Lakes, I know there's bars on the outside.
29:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:29
SPEAKER_02: But that's the outside.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: That's exactly right.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: You need something on the inside.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
29:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: Mate, that is that we're gonna change.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: It'd be so good.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: Like, I know, I know if when I go to get my haircut, I can get a cheeky beer in the in the in the barber shop.
29:41
SPEAKER_03: I know that.
29:41
SPEAKER_03: A cheeky beer.
29:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, cheeky beer, but one beer is definitely Do they do you pay for it in your bar?
29:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm not because my barber doesn't give me a beer.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: No, you they give me a beer, and I I do pay fucking heaps of money for a haircut, but that's look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: I because you mentioned my haircut.
29:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, I used to go to a hairdresser, like an actual I don't go to a I used to go to a hairdresser, not a barber.
30:01
SPEAKER_02: And I used to pay, I'm not gonna say the price for anything, but I used to pay X amount.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: Then I went to a barber and I got the same haircut, nearly fucking doubled, and I'm thinking, holy shit.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: So I I I'll I'll admit I've definitely paid close to$60 for a haircut.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: I'll admit that much.
30:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I know.
30:20
SPEAKER_03: Trust me.
30:21
SPEAKER_03: No, I just paid, I just paid$70 for this.
30:24
SPEAKER_03: That's fucking crazy.
30:25
SPEAKER_03: Where'd you go?
30:26
SPEAKER_03: What the are you where did you go?
30:28
SPEAKER_03: Did I get ripped off?
30:29
SPEAKER_03: I think you definitely did.
30:30
SPEAKER_03: Did he give you a hand job with it as well?
30:34
SPEAKER_03: Is that is that why?
30:36
SPEAKER_03: Mine didn't even come with a beard.
30:38
SPEAKER_03: No, no, yours off your yours came with a fisting.
30:41
SPEAKER_03: That's what it came with.
30:42
SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, we need to I need to like stop right now because like, okay, so you're telling me, okay, so my haircut that is a rip-off.
30:49
SPEAKER_03: I no, well, price-wise, I wouldn't pay 80,$80.
30:54
SPEAKER_03: Or what was it?
30:55
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know the problem with the haircut is you don't know until at the end.
30:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's exactly what so this is like I used to go, I go to Tommy Gunn's and I went to a I go to a specific person, but she's currently um having a baby, so like I haven't had a haircut in a while.
31:07
SPEAKER_03: No, no, she's too nice, don't you?
31:09
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
31:09
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I'm joking.
31:10
SPEAKER_03: She probably listens, fuck.
31:11
SPEAKER_03: Um but um no, uh, yeah, and it usually costs me about uh yeah, 60 to 50 bucks.
31:17
SPEAKER_03: And you can get a beer with it.
31:19
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
31:20
SPEAKER_03: So I yeah, I just go Tommy's inside of shops.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: I think I might need to change barbers.
31:24
SPEAKER_03: A hundred percent.
31:24
SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
31:25
SPEAKER_03: For sure.
31:26
SPEAKER_03: But he does a good job.
31:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:28
SPEAKER_03: No, it's not bad haircut, just like I've I've I've gone in that rabbit hole, man.
31:32
SPEAKER_03: I definitely have.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you that.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm a person who loves having a haircut, so I get a haircut every four weeks.
31:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:38
SPEAKER_02: Um, but after that, I'm thinking I I might go back to my hairdresser, it was like m you know, cheaper.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: And I'm thinking, I and I the girls know they know me really well.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: And I was thinking, holy shit, but now that you've said like you're you nearly paid 60 bucks, and I'm thinking, I fucking paid 70 for this shit.
31:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
31:53
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, but that's that's that's only a$10 difference, not too much.
31:56
SPEAKER_03: No.
31:56
SPEAKER_03: But like it's like it also depends on like the prices that they put for their for their add-ons.
32:02
SPEAKER_03: Like, you got a normal cut will be$40 add-on, a fade will be$15.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and and then other shit's like on top.
32:11
SPEAKER_03: So like I don't get skin phase no more.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: I thought about like uh because I think I know they do facial hair treatment.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: I was wondering to like to do my mustache, but I'm like You're so glad you didn't do that.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, because that would cost a lot.
32:20
SPEAKER_03: That would have cost a heaps, bro.
32:24
SPEAKER_02: That's 20 bucks.
32:25
SPEAKER_03: I think it's like 35 bucks just for a fucking trim.
32:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, not like a trim, but like, you know, a full face.
32:30
SPEAKER_02: I've had a I've had a barber where they've done the actual with the like the sword.
32:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
32:34
SPEAKER_02: Never again.
32:35
SPEAKER_02: I was shitting myself that whole time.
32:36
SPEAKER_02: Because have you had it before?
32:37
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: It is the weirdest fucking feeling because like you know when we normally shave, and I you know, you normally shave.
32:43
SPEAKER_02: Like, are you with the grain or against the grain?
32:45
SPEAKER_03: Uh uh down.
32:46
SPEAKER_02: Down.
32:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm down, and then I finish with gone up.
32:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, do you?
32:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:50
SPEAKER_02: So I go down and then I'll just when I'm finished done, I'll quickly go up, and it just makes it even more smoother.
32:54
SPEAKER_02: But with the blade, is they gotta go with they gotta go against the grain.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: So they gotta go up and everything.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: So the problem is that means they go up your neck and down your neck.
33:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
33:02
SPEAKER_02: So they go, they work, you're up your face, but down your neck.
33:06
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: Like when you got that knife and you can feel it running across your neck, you're just like, you can feel how sharp it is.
33:12
SPEAKER_02: And you're just thinking, this motherfucker cuts me.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: I swear to fuck right now.
33:15
SPEAKER_02: Like it is the ski.
33:17
SPEAKER_02: If anyone's had it done, it is a weird experience.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: Get it done, you gotta get it done in your life once and I think but it is like it is it sounds weird, but it's like a thrill because it literally is a fucking knife.
33:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, never again.
33:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wouldn't do it again because I'm just like, yeah, no, I'll stick to them.
33:32
SPEAKER_03: Fair enough though.
33:32
SPEAKER_02: Fair enough.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, there's um things that we've all um we people say they enjoy, but I think they pretend to.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like oh, another one running.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Running.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
33:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah.
33:42
SPEAKER_02: I wish I like liked running.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh, same here.
33:45
SPEAKER_03: Dude, I wish.
33:46
SPEAKER_03: I like I genuinely wish I liked running.
33:48
SPEAKER_02: I was I was the other day, I was driving around and I saw these two guys and they were running, and I thought, oh fucks.
33:54
SPEAKER_02: Like they like, like I know that's a horrible thing to say, and I'm not going to, obviously.
33:57
SPEAKER_02: But the the I'm not gay or anything, but when I saw like their physique, I was like, fuck you.
34:02
SPEAKER_02: Like, fuck you.
34:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, you know, good on show, you know, if I had a body like that, I'd be showing the shit out of it.
34:09
SPEAKER_02: But it's just when you're not on that body, you're just like, fuck.
34:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
34:12
SPEAKER_02: Like, do you and I look at them and thinking, do you they would I reckon they'd be the worst people to hang out with because they wouldn't eat anything, they wouldn't drink beer.
34:18
SPEAKER_02: Actually, no, they're the fuckers that would drink spirits because they don't drink yeah, carbs.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, like, yeah, yeah, man, 100%.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'll look at some and I'm like, fuck, man.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: That's like you get like you like get like a little not like emotional, but you're like, fuck, that could have probably been me.
34:33
SPEAKER_03: That could have probably been me.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: Or the one where I look back on my past photos of myself and I'm like, shit, that's it.
34:38
SPEAKER_03: If I just worked if I worked it two years more, mate, I'd be fucking there.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: If I just didn't if I just didn't try beer, I'll be in a much better.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: Fucking oath.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: We blame beer.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: We just we we don't I don't blame myself, I blame beer.
34:50
SPEAKER_03: No, I yeah, I blame the pub.
34:52
SPEAKER_03: I blame the pub.
34:53
SPEAKER_03: I blame the pub.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: I blame mates and pub.
34:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's literally it though.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, oh fucking.
34:59
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of that, are you still going to the gym?
35:01
SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, well, uh the past couple of days I've I've gone off um just because of like special reasons, but I will be going back as of tomorrow.
35:11
SPEAKER_03: With you and Naomi or just you?
35:12
SPEAKER_03: Uh no, just me at the moment.
35:13
SPEAKER_03: So Naomi hasn't hasn't been coming to the gym with me, but yeah, no, just me.
35:18
SPEAKER_03: I just want to work on myself a bit more, you know, get up there, get on your man, get a good headspace, get into the summer bod.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, you know, probably a bit later.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: But it's a bit like for me to start.
35:27
SPEAKER_03: I am I'm doing a diet at the moment.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm not I'm like, I'm not eating not like I'm not fucking on famine or whatnot, but like I'm not just not eating as much.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: So oh, you're just trying to not eat as much.
35:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like not as much like carbs, and I'm just trying to watch what I'm eating.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, fair enough.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: So when I go out, like I'll just fucking search up like like because I got bite pro, like bite bro, you know the fucking ball this fucking muscle guy on Insta.
35:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the guy that talked about Krispy Kreams?
35:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck, he is a legend.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: He is build that man a statue, man.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: I got I got the app, I uh subscribe for like a year, and like everywhere I go, bro, I take a photo of the man, he's like, hey bro, this is what I would have.
36:04
SPEAKER_03: And if you want add-ons, if you really want, here'd have this and this.
36:07
SPEAKER_03: And if you're really cheeky, have this as well.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: And it's just like it's sick.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: Like he's and it is actually helpful.
36:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, dude, so fucking helpful.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, I I sent him like a plan of like my I I did like a body scan everything when I first before starting going to gym.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: So I sent it to him.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: He's like, okay, yeah, this is what we do.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: This is this is how much you should be having if you want to lose a kilo a week or like half a kilo a week while working out, and then he's some gym programs if you want to like have a look at them and some other stuff, man.
36:32
SPEAKER_03: It's so good.
36:32
SPEAKER_03: Like you can just like you can get fucking dinner ideas, meal plans, bro.
36:36
SPEAKER_03: It's so fucking like I only paid 80 bucks and it's like a whole year.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's fucking good, dude.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: It's so much better than everything.
36:41
SPEAKER_03: You just take a photo of it, and it's like it's so funny because like he'll um you'll open up and you'll be like, Oh, I forgot what he says, but like it's yeah, it's does he actually talk to you or is it text message?
36:51
SPEAKER_03: It's it's like a it's AEI version of him in a sense.
36:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh okay.
36:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I can it's it's really good though.
36:56
SPEAKER_02: I find it Chris is his name, I think.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Chris.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: He he's always talking about like, oh, this would be six crispy creams.
37:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm thinking, fuck that.
37:03
SPEAKER_02: So many times I've seen what he has, and I'm like, fuck, I eat this, I don't want to see it, and then I see like 12 crispy creams pop up, and I'm like, what the fuck?
37:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I fucking love at the moment, like at the whole thing about, oh, and you know what, when I tracked my calories, you know, all this shit is like I fucking laughed because I'm like, at the moment, I'm like that.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: Like I think he's really popular.
37:20
SPEAKER_02: I think a lot of people, I feel like I will guarantee everyone who's listening to this podcast will yeah, that's all right, mate.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: Um, I feel like a lot of people will um know what we're talking about, who we're talking about.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if he if he hasn't popped up on your for you page, fuck.
37:32
SPEAKER_03: He is a full sitcom.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I reckon he'd be the most down-to-earth fucking bloke.
37:37
SPEAKER_02: Can I be honest with you?
37:38
SPEAKER_02: Do you know who's someone I find way better?
37:39
SPEAKER_02: And you know, I just said Chris needs we bought a man's stuff, but this guy needs a statue in the heart of Brisbane.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Who?
37:45
SPEAKER_02: Russ Eats.
37:46
SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is Ross Eats?
37:48
SPEAKER_02: Are you fucking kidding me?
37:49
SPEAKER_03: Who the fuck is Russ Eats?
37:50
SPEAKER_03: Do I need to search us up now?
37:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
37:53
SPEAKER_02: I I'm doing a podcast with you, and we're talking you don't know who Russ Eats is.
37:57
SPEAKER_03: Russ Eats.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: You tell me you've never had this guy pop up on your for you page.
38:01
SPEAKER_03: Uh I don't I don't think so.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm about to have a fucking look.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm about to have a look.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, like every now and then.
38:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he is alright.
38:09
SPEAKER_02: He is so good at describing food.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: Like he will try a flavor of food, like uh a soft drink, that's a new, yeah, and he will explain it, and it would be like so niche and to the precise, and you're like, how the fuck did you get those two to make that?
38:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, he is brilliant.
38:23
SPEAKER_02: You need to watch Rusty.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: I can't believe you need to do your homework, boy.
38:29
SPEAKER_05: I do.
38:31
SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, moving on, mate.
38:32
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna do uh I'm gonna do a little bit of a game with you right now.
38:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're in your games.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Fuck you, let's go.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: Uh I just thought, you know, there's a bit of a bit of a fun podcast, you know.
38:41
SPEAKER_02: Um this is called, and I found this on TikTok, um, pick your poison.
38:44
SPEAKER_02: So it's like a would you rather, but it's something that you pick it, and the other you like you gotta pick it, and the other one it vanishes from your life.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: So it's like a would you rather, but like once you pick that one thing, the other option you cannot have.
38:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:57
SPEAKER_02: So I've gone with the five, and they're a bit all over the place.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: Some of them extreme, some of them are relationship-wise, some of them with money.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: And we'll just see.
39:05
SPEAKER_02: All right.
39:05
SPEAKER_02: Um, first one, let's just go straight off the bat.
39:08
SPEAKER_02: Never have sex again or never drink again.
39:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, never drink again.
39:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm so sorry.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: I'm so sorry.
39:16
SPEAKER_03: And like, you know, but um, I'm just gonna say this.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: I don't think I can live without a root.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I really can't.
39:24
SPEAKER_03: I'm so sorry.
39:25
SPEAKER_02: So I'm sorry, I'm gonna pause it right there.
39:28
SPEAKER_02: It's like the other day I was I was editing the podcast and I've gonna apologise to the girls.
39:32
SPEAKER_02: And this is just Brayden's language.
39:33
SPEAKER_02: You gotta understand that Braden, he is a bogan guy, and he's a ass, he's he's just no, no, no.
39:38
SPEAKER_02: What I'm about to say is like you said the word Sheila on the episode.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no one says Sheila anymore.
39:44
SPEAKER_02: And then you've just gone and said, Oh yeah, I can't do without a root.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: You could have just said, I couldn't die once had sex, but you had to say root.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: So I fucking love your language, Braden.
39:53
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: It is so funny to listen to because I'm like, it's so, and it's just your language, and it's brilliant.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm the same with you.
40:00
SPEAKER_02: I'll have to give up drinking because like I feel like, yeah, I couldn't, you know, it's human nature, like 100%.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm a social human being.
40:08
SPEAKER_02: Like, like I'm just trying to think, like, I'm trying to think of the other ways.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: Like, if I gave up sex, you know, I could drink, but I'm like, to never have sex, like, imagine if you're just like horny as fuck and you're just like fuck.
40:22
SPEAKER_03: And you just gotta tub.
40:23
SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
40:24
SPEAKER_03: No way.
40:25
unknown: Yeah.
40:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck.
40:27
SPEAKER_03: It'd be like it's it probably sounds so grubby.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm so sorry, guys, but yeah, no, the fucking listeners love it.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: That's why they listen to our podcasts.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Um, also, if you're listening in, let us know like what you would pick.
40:38
SPEAKER_02: Like, would you give up drinking or give up sex?
40:40
SPEAKER_02: I would love to know if someone would give up sex.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_02: Like, clearly, if you're giving up sex, I'm sorry to say, but you've you've It could be a problem, right?
40:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you you clearly haven't had a good experience.
40:51
SPEAKER_05: Oh god.
40:52
SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, moving on.
40:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh, accidentally sending a nude to your family group chat or your boss.
40:57
SPEAKER_03: Ooh, my boss.
40:58
SPEAKER_03: I'd I'd I'd send a nude to my boss.
41:02
SPEAKER_02: I could not live.
41:04
SPEAKER_03: Could you imagine Christmas lunch?
41:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that would be awkward.
41:07
SPEAKER_03: That's what I mean.
41:08
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't want to I don't want to sit the table around the whole family.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Your cousin sitting across from you, and you're like, fuck, this is awkward.
41:16
SPEAKER_03: No.
41:17
SPEAKER_03: Dirty, dirty.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: I'd have to go with my boss too.
41:21
SPEAKER_03: I feel like the boss could make a bit of a bit of a fun comment about it.
41:24
SPEAKER_02: Like, I I feel like if like I just couldn't send in the family group chat, like, oh, and like how many people are in that family group chat?
41:30
SPEAKER_02: Like, like one of them gives you a nan or your grandparents, oh fuck, nah.
41:33
SPEAKER_03: No fucking way.
41:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, send in the way.
41:35
SPEAKER_03: I I would be questioning questioning life decisions at that point.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: For sure.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, definitely.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Um, you either, okay, here we go.
41:42
SPEAKER_02: Earn$200,000 a year, but you work seven days a week, or earn sixty thousand a year, but you only work three days a week.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
41:52
SPEAKER_02: So you are working Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, yeah, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, you've got four days off.
41:57
SPEAKER_02: You've got a fucking, you, you work, you know, it's only sixty thousand a year, but you've got four days off.
42:02
SPEAKER_02: You you like but$200,000 a year, but you're working seven days a week.
42:09
SPEAKER_02: Like you are like you got no break.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: You are just under the pump.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd do the 60,000.
42:14
SPEAKER_03: I don't think that 200,000 is a few years.
42:16
SPEAKER_03: I've thought about this.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: And I thought, you know, I think I could, but then it's like you would be drained, like working seven days a week.
42:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't think money could pay you enough to like.
42:26
SPEAKER_02: You wouldn't even be able to spend it.
42:27
SPEAKER_02: You and the problem is is you're missing out on family.
42:29
SPEAKER_02: Because let's say you've got a family, you're missing out on family, you're missing out on life, you're just you're missing out on all this just because yeah, you're bringing in the money, but you're fucking missing out on so much shit.
42:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: Give me the 60k and work three days a week.
42:40
SPEAKER_02: I'll fucking do that.
42:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fucking eyes.
42:42
SPEAKER_02: That'd be life, that would be life-changing.
42:45
SPEAKER_02: And how good would that be?
42:46
SPEAKER_02: Like, if you and I work three days a week, hey mate, let's go for a cheeky Wednesday pub.
42:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, bro, this feels illegal.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: A midday pub session be fucking unreal.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: On a Wednesday.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: And no one's there because it's all at work.
42:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's exactly right.
43:00
SPEAKER_03: But fuck yeah, I don't I definitely don't think the 200 grand is worth the money.
43:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I agree with you.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is a good one.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: I like this one.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm curious what you're gonna pick up.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: Okay, here we go.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: Accidentally liking your ex's photo from five years ago or accidentally sending them I miss you.
43:18
SPEAKER_02: I'd rather like a photo.
43:20
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: Liking a photo can be a mistake, but saying But from five years ago, that means you've done the old, you've gone fucking down the phone, you've scrolled and scrolled.
43:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I get that, but like in saying I miss you, you like you genuinely must have meant sending it.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, because you've actually typed, you've gone deliberately into their messages.
43:39
SPEAKER_02: It's exactly right.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: I'd I'd actually I'd you've accidentally sent it, so you know it's not like a deliberate, you've accidentally like maybe it was meant to someone else.
43:46
SPEAKER_03: You punched it in though.
43:48
unknown: Yeah.
43:48
SPEAKER_03: That's the thing.
43:49
SPEAKER_03: I I would like a message, and 'cause like if an ex like if an ex liked a message of my oh like not message, a um post of mine or whatnot from five years ago, be like, oh, okay.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: I would not fucking care.
44:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel like that point five years ago, I'd be like, who?
44:04
SPEAKER_03: Who?
44:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
44:06
SPEAKER_03: I know who you are now.
44:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think I'd have to go with the like one.
44:11
SPEAKER_02: It's still either way, it doesn't look good.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: Um, but um, yeah, it's like fuck.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: Because like you know, the problem is if you like a pose and you unlike it, the notification's already gone through.
44:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
44:22
SPEAKER_02: So it's come up, and they're gonna be like, Why the fuck have they liked this photo?
44:24
SPEAKER_02: This photo I posted five years ago.
44:26
SPEAKER_03: There was um, it was actually so funny.
44:28
SPEAKER_03: Me and Justin were trying to figure out who we went to the gym with eight, like when we were in high school, and um we're at the pub.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: And um yeah, we're sitting and we're trying to look and we found his account.
44:37
SPEAKER_03: We're like, fuck, this is the guy thing.
44:39
SPEAKER_03: And we're scrolling through his account, and um we're like, oh, we're trying to go back to the time where like we could remember what it looked like, and we're like, oh yeah, fuck.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: Because we were looking at what he looked like now compared to like before, and then yeah, oh I accidentally double tapped a photo from like fuck, I think it was like 20 maybe like 2023 or something.
45:01
SPEAKER_03: And and I just dropped my I dropped my phone table.
45:04
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what the fuck?
45:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that doesn't look good from another.
45:09
SPEAKER_03: No, no, but like it's just like what the fuck?
45:12
SPEAKER_02: Your heart thinks you're like fuck, god damn it.
45:15
SPEAKER_03: And then Nemes like, that is actually so fucking embarrassing.
45:19
SPEAKER_02: Good on you, Naomi.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: Putting you right in your spot.
45:23
SPEAKER_02: And finally, never showering again or never brushing your teeth again.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: I could go with never showering again.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna go with that because I can spray deodorant and I know you could probably have mints, but I hate people with bad breath.
45:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I'm so conscious of my breath, like I get really nervous.
45:40
SPEAKER_03: Or even like um, like where you have times.
45:42
SPEAKER_03: I I know like I know everyone, you probably might be saying, Oh, I'm a big fuck, I brush my teeth every day.
45:47
SPEAKER_03: But like, say you like you go on camping or something, you go on for like two weeks or whatever.
45:51
SPEAKER_03: I could not imagine after not brushing your teeth for a week, I I honestly would think I'd wake up feeling sick.
45:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because like just the the I have to brush my teeth, even when I'm camping, I have to brush it every night.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I and like I hate the flight.
46:04
SPEAKER_02: Like when I've had a big like sesh with drinking, and you wake up in the morning, you can feel you can taste it in your mouth, and you're like, and you brush your teeth, but it sticks in there all day, like you just can't get rid of like that alcohol in your oh, just it's a horrible it is pretty horrendous, yeah.
46:20
SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, there we I thought that was a pretty good game.
46:22
SPEAKER_03: So it was pretty good.
46:23
SPEAKER_02: So I feel like I should bring that again.
46:24
SPEAKER_02: So I'll bring it maybe in the next episode, I'll do another like five different.
46:28
SPEAKER_03: That was pretty good.
46:28
SPEAKER_03: I like that.
46:29
SPEAKER_02: A couple of them I was surprised of what like like the the I I knew the sex one was obvious.
46:34
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, and I feel like most listeners listening to this, and don't lie to us.
46:38
SPEAKER_02: I know for a fact that you would not give up sex.
46:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you dirty horn dogs, bro.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: Fuck it, man.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we know we got a lot of hornbags listening in.
46:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, so there we go.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: Another episode done and dusted.
46:49
SPEAKER_02: Um, thank you once again to Morgan sending in that voice message.
46:51
SPEAKER_02: If you guys send in voice messages, just anything.
46:54
SPEAKER_02: Just fucking fun.
46:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you just if you've got to have a bit of a rant, send it in to us.
46:57
SPEAKER_02: If you've got something funny to talk about or something related from the last episode, like what Morgan did, we'd love to hear from you guys.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: No matter what, nine times out of ten, we're probably gonna play it.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Because it's you know, you guys are involved in the show too.
47:08
SPEAKER_02: So uh we always do this, mate.
47:10
SPEAKER_02: What are you having for dinner?
47:12
SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm doing a pre pre oh, sorry guys.
47:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's good.
47:15
SPEAKER_03: I'm glad to see I'm keeping you awake.
47:16
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm doing I'm doing a um uh I made up some dinner fucking meals in the fridge.
47:22
SPEAKER_03: So I think it's I think it's like honey, soy, garlic, fucking chicken with rice.
47:28
SPEAKER_03: So I think meatballs and gravy.
47:31
SPEAKER_02: That sounds pretty good.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: And mashed potato.
47:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that sounds way better than one.
47:35
SPEAKER_03: That's for sure.
47:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, well, mate, have yourself a good one.
47:39
SPEAKER_02: Um, sorry for the obviously the weird, like obviously this is gonna be not gonna be posted on our extra Tuesday.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: Um, but we will be actually this Monday.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this coming Monday we'll be.
47:48
SPEAKER_02: We'll be back and get recording another one.
47:49
SPEAKER_02: So we'll I'll see you in a week, mate.
47:51
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47:52
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47:53
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47:58
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47:59
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48:01
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48:02
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48:04
SPEAKER_02: You know, I feel like this is a good this was a good podcast.
48:06
SPEAKER_03: This was a pretty solid one.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: Should I name it?
48:08
SPEAKER_02: Should I name it the million dollar idea?
48:09
SPEAKER_03: The million dollar idea for sure.
48:11
SPEAKER_02: That's what because everyone's gonna see it pop up on their feed and going, why are they why is it named the million dollar idea?
48:16
SPEAKER_02: What are these boys freaking rambled on about?
48:19
SPEAKER_02: We we have changed the game with shopping centres.
48:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying that right now.
48:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:23
SPEAKER_02: You watch 2027, things are gonna things are gonna start happening.
48:28
SPEAKER_03: It's such a good idea.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: It's a great idea.
48:30
SPEAKER_02: It's a million dollar idea.
48:31
SPEAKER_02: It's a million dollar idea.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: Have yourselves a good one.
48:33
SPEAKER_02: See ya.
48:34
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48:34
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