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Ass Pasties | Tuesday 03.03.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trendholm coming up inside the Treehouse today ball kicking
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  Speaker 2: it really hurts. Also, me and Trey's relationship has hit
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  Speaker 2: a new level. Those two things are not related. They're
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  Speaker 2: very much separate, but they are in the same show.
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  Speaker 2: But first today we start with BUCkies. BUCkies is unhinged.
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  Speaker 2: More specifically, the Buckies' legal department is on fire because
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  Speaker 2: Texas based BUCkies is suing yet another company over copyright claims.
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  Speaker 2: BUCkies is suing an Ohio based rival named Mickey's for
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  Speaker 2: an fringing on copyright. It's also a convenience stop that's
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  Speaker 2: a large place, lots of gas pumps, bathrooms, and a
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  Speaker 2: cartoon mascot. But this cartoon mascot is a moose, so
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  Speaker 2: it looks nothing like the BUCkies beaver. But BUCkies is
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  Speaker 2: not messing around. BUCkies filed a lawsuit against Cohle's IP
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  Speaker 2: Holdings LLC, which owns the Ohio convenience store and gas
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  Speaker 2: station chain Mickey mart In the United States Court for
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  Speaker 2: the Northern District of Ohio. Bucky's is suing for trademark
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  Speaker 2: infringement and unfair competition. BUCkies is also trying to cancel
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  Speaker 2: their trademark registrations. The ones who hold the Mickeys deal
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  Speaker 2: are process that began in August twenty twenty five. So basically,
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  Speaker 2: Buckis is suing yet another convenience store, this time in Ohio,
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  Speaker 2: for a cheerful mascot that the travel Stop Giant claims
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  Speaker 2: is too similar to its own, and they're worried about
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  Speaker 2: it confusing customers. Really, really, Bucky said Mickey Martz smiling
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  Speaker 2: Moose molgo smiling moose logo is too similar to its own,
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  Speaker 2: which could confuse consumers. Come on, BUCkies, really you is
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  Speaker 2: there a jury in the on the planet that is
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  Speaker 2: going to think that there's any copyright on this? Like,
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  Speaker 2: is Mickey's copying the model? Yeah? But I don't think
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  Speaker 2: this falls into copyright infringement. They have a cartoon mascot,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's about. It's a cartoon mascot for a a
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  Speaker 2: convenience store with gas pumps. I don't think you can
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  Speaker 2: sue everybody that does that. Although BUCkies may try.
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  Speaker 1: Does any remember that there used to be a chain
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  Speaker 1: of convenience stores in the seventies and eighties called Woodies.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot Woodies. No, I don't remember Woodies.
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  Speaker 1: So and I think they're predominantly in small towns. But
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  Speaker 1: Leonard had one, and it was like a I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it was a beaver or a squirrel whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, one could argue that BUCkies ripped them off.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they did, but they just got bigger than everybody
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  Speaker 2: else so fast. And now they've got all this money
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  Speaker 2: to go around suing everyone that comes anywhere near their beaver.
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  Speaker 1: Dam Well, you know, it is crazy that for years,
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  Speaker 1: if not decades, BUCkies was just in I think it's
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  Speaker 1: Centerville outside of Houston, and then and they refused to expand,
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you know, they are
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  Speaker 1: now everywhere, and they seem to be the Metallica of
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  Speaker 1: convenience stores.
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  Speaker 2: That's not fair to Metallic. Metallica was right back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, even though at the time I had pirated
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  Speaker 2: lots of music on Napster. I actually agreed with Metallica.
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  Speaker 1: No, but Metallica went I remember, you know, there was
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  Speaker 1: a h Lars handled that very poorly. Well there, but
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  Speaker 1: there were all sorts of places. There was a wheel
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  Speaker 1: shop in California that they sued because it was called Metallica,
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  Speaker 1: and and it had been around as long as them,
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  Speaker 1: but they sued, and you know that they were dicky
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  Speaker 1: about about their.
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  Speaker 2: That side of it. I didn't remember the Napster thing.
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  Speaker 2: I always thought, oh, nap Napster's all t thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Metallica was actually right on that, even though college
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  Speaker 2: they were not. You don't you don't think Metallica was
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  Speaker 2: right saying Napster shouldn't be giving away all their music
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  Speaker 2: for free.
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  Speaker 1: Let let's know. But but but here's you want to
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  Speaker 1: really think about something free. Yes, but then remember Napster
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  Speaker 1: went to the ninety nine cent model, okay, which they
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  Speaker 1: still objected Metallica. Do you realize how much more money
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  Speaker 1: the music industry would have made in the last twenty
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  Speaker 1: five years had they gone with the ninety nine cent model.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I have no idea, but probably a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I've had billions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. When I say Metallica is right on the Napster front,
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  Speaker 2: what I mean was it Metallica took the hit because
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  Speaker 2: for all the other artists that couldn't afford to take
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  Speaker 2: on Napster for basically stealing their music and them not
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  Speaker 2: getting paid any royalties for it. Like Metallica is the
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  Speaker 2: ones that said, we're gonna take the bullet on this
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  Speaker 2: for all these other artists, all these other bands that
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  Speaker 2: can't afford to Taylor Swift did the same thing with
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  Speaker 2: the streamers and everything, you know, twenty years later, fifteen
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  Speaker 2: twenty years later, and it was at So that's when
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  Speaker 2: I say Metallica was right about the other stuff you
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  Speaker 2: just mentioned. Yeah, no, that's that's dicky. But yeah, in
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  Speaker 2: the content of this story, you got BUCkies going after
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  Speaker 2: yet another gas station for claiming that it's going to
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  Speaker 2: confuse people, as if the general public can't tell the
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  Speaker 2: difference between a toothy beaver and a cartoon moose. If anything,
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  Speaker 2: especially with the moose named Mickey's mart I'm surprised Disney.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like Disney would have more of a standing
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  Speaker 2: to go after these guys than BUCkies would. So now
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking what should happen is if we want the
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  Speaker 2: ultimate litigious showdown, what we need to do is we
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  Speaker 2: need to give BUCkies its ultimate uh, it's ultimate foe.
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  Speaker 2: And that is Disney needs to get into the gas
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  Speaker 2: station game with Mickey Mouse on their logo and then
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  Speaker 2: let BUCkies come knocking. That's that's two massive empires right there,
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  Speaker 2: going toe to toe as far as like, Okay, let's
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  Speaker 2: see who's got the bigger cartoon, Dick, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be willing to bet it's BUCkies because Bucky's got
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  Speaker 1: has cash. Disney does not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Disney's got it, they don't have it. They're not
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  Speaker 2: as liquid.
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  Speaker 1: No, since the pandemic, Disney's had issues. But yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's I mean I said they have become in the
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  Speaker 1: last I don't think they started expanding till about ten
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  Speaker 1: years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think what happened was I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it was private equity that got involved, or if
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  Speaker 2: it's if BUCkies went public in some way somehow Wall
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  Speaker 2: Street or some large entity got involved, because I think
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  Speaker 2: that's what happened was.
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  Speaker 1: Is they're still owned by the same family.
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  Speaker 2: It hasn't changed owners or investors or anything. Because it
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  Speaker 2: just seems crazy to me that all of a sudden
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  Speaker 2: they're expanding like crazy, which, by the way, right after
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  Speaker 2: this story he hit about Bucki's suing Mickey's in Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: Bucky's also announced that they're going to be opening up
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  Speaker 2: stops in Arizona and I think New Mexican. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Bucky's is going to be nationwide and at some point
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  Speaker 2: there's going to be BUCkies in China and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they you know, at first they started expanding, there
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  Speaker 1: was just going to be Texas, but I think enough
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  Speaker 1: people finally were like, you've got a gold mine here,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean, it's kind of look at AGB the
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  Speaker 1: last ten years. HGB forever would not touch the DFW
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  Speaker 1: Metroplex basically, I mean, the some a few stores on
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  Speaker 1: the outskirts. But and when I was in you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the nineties, AGB was a crappy grocery store in Austin.
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  Speaker 2: I remember first hearing people talk about the greatness of AGB,
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  Speaker 2: and I remember thinking, what hgb's story have you been?
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  Speaker 2: You've got to be confusing it with some other place,
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  Speaker 2: because the HB of my youth was not the place
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to go. I'd rather go to Minyards.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it was. It was awful. But then
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  Speaker 1: you fast forward and I was the same way. And
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  Speaker 1: then I went to Houston to see my mom, you know,
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years ago and they're like, oh, you've got to
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  Speaker 1: go to CHIB and I'm like what And then you win.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, holy shit, h yeah, a good stat at all.
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  Speaker 1: And now they don't there's no stopping.
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  Speaker 2: Them, no, And AGB is so big and they have
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  Speaker 2: such good stuff. It's like like kind of like Traders Joe's,
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  Speaker 2: like like Trader Joe's. People love Trader Joe's products. People
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  Speaker 2: love AGB products so much so that here on Saint John,
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  Speaker 2: where I am right now, Uh, there's there's a lady
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  Speaker 2: who lives here from Texas, from the Austin area. Her
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  Speaker 2: name's Casey. She's the one that makes the down South
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  Speaker 2: in your Mouth hot sauce, which, by the way, I
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  Speaker 2: think you can find at Chib's stores and has on
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  Speaker 2: the label proudly made in the USBI. Anyway, I bring
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  Speaker 2: this up because she's from Texas. She goes home every year.
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  Speaker 2: She goes to Texas for like a month, and she
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  Speaker 2: brings an extra suitcase that's empty and she fills it
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  Speaker 2: up with CHIB products to bring back to the island
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  Speaker 2: that we can't get here. So when she comes back
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  Speaker 2: from Austin on her annual trip. She's offering us packages
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  Speaker 2: of the butter tortillas and we happily accept where, like, yes,
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  Speaker 2: please the HB butter tortillas. My God, get them in
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  Speaker 2: my mouth. They are so good. But yeah, as a kid,
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  Speaker 2: HB was like the store and that my great grandmother
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  Speaker 2: Glick went to in Pittsburgh, Texas, and I wanted nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do with that place. It was lit. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: now it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of amazing, there is a headline that I saw
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  Speaker 2: going into last weekend that I was absolutely one hundred
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  Speaker 2: percent not prepared for. And make sure I get this
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  Speaker 2: correct here, because it uh, Like I said, it stood
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  Speaker 2: out and it shocked me to my core. And that
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  Speaker 2: was Amanda siphered where a prosthetic butthole for her new
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  Speaker 2: movie Testament of Anne Lee. I why why do we
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  Speaker 2: need what? Amanda Seyfried had a cool and exciting time
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  Speaker 2: using a prosthetic butthole filming The Testament of Ann Lee
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  Speaker 2: the actress. The actress explained that quote this movie needed
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  Speaker 2: to be graphic. She clarified by saying, you cannot see
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  Speaker 2: my butthole in the scene, but I swear there is
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  Speaker 2: a prosthetic butthole there. This was a part of a
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  Speaker 2: murkin she was wearing for some graphic scene in this movie.
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  Speaker 2: She says, I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: naked at all. At the end of the movie, I'm
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  Speaker 2: standing in front of a burning building with just a murkin.
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  Speaker 2: She said she felt so free wearing only an artificial
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  Speaker 2: hair covering in that moment, as she portrayed real life
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  Speaker 2: Shakers founder Ann Lee. She says at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the interview, you can not see my butthole in the scene,
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  Speaker 2: but I swear there's a prosthetic butthole there. The host
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  Speaker 2: of the podcast she was on asked, why did they
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  Speaker 2: have one if we don't see it? Excellent question, Scott.
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  Speaker 2: She said it was a just in case precaution if
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  Speaker 2: the camera operator gets a little too aggressive or on
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  Speaker 2: the push in eh anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean, is that like, you know, an ask Pasty,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of it's like, Okay, we're going to We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: make you a prosthetic butthole to go over your buttthole, Like,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong with her buttthole? I mean, are we really
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  Speaker 2: at the point now where it's like, Okay, we don't
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  Speaker 2: want it to be your butthole because maybe there's something
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  Speaker 2: wrong with it, or we don't want you to feel exposed,
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  Speaker 2: so we're going to put a fake butthole on you.
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  Speaker 2: But again, she's saying in the interview that no one's
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  Speaker 2: supposed to see it, but just in case they catch
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  Speaker 2: a glimpse of it, Like unless you're trying to brown
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  Speaker 2: eye somebody in front of this building in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of a movie, I don't think the chances of anyone
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  Speaker 2: seeing her butthole are high. It's it's prosthetic butthole. That's
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  Speaker 2: what that's that's what makes you speechless.
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  Speaker 1: I I yeah, I I I the how? Why?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: What again? You know is this part of the murkin
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  Speaker 1: where it really it's just like a a butthole on
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  Speaker 1: some cloth that that covers it up or.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean according to what she was saying, or
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  Speaker 2: she's got American on and then included a prosthetic butthole,
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  Speaker 2: So I think it's all one piece that kind of
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  Speaker 2: wrapped around and goes up to the backside, which means
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  Speaker 2: someone somewhere got paid a lot of money to hand
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  Speaker 2: stitch a prosthetic butthole for Amanda siphered and I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: into that, it's time that Trey and I recognize something. Trey,
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  Speaker 2: our relationship has recently gone to a new level, and
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  Speaker 2: I want you to know that I've recognized it, and
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  Speaker 2: I see it, and I see you, and I appreciate
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  Speaker 2: the recipes that you're now sharing with me. But I
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  Speaker 2: have to be honest with you that twenty plus years ago,
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  Speaker 2: when you and I first met, I don't think anyone
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  Speaker 2: like twenty something years, you guys are going to be
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  Speaker 2: recipe pals, I would have said, get the f out
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  Speaker 2: of here. I don't believe that whatsoever, but.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are.
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  Speaker 2: It's an interesting thing when when two dudes have such
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  Speaker 2: a confident, straight relationship with one another that we can
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  Speaker 2: share recipes, like Trey did to me two nights ago
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  Speaker 2: when he shared what was the little dessert recipe that
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  Speaker 2: you sent? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: They're they're basically a little uh healthy or healthy ish
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  Speaker 1: uh replicas of McDonald's apple pies. Yeah, and well a
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  Speaker 1: I over the last couple of years, I have grown
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  Speaker 1: where I love to cook and I cook often. I
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  Speaker 1: know you are always looking for healthy recipes and healthy
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  Speaker 1: ways to do things. Yeah, my especially my tik talk
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  Speaker 1: f yp is full of recipes and healthy recipes, especially
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  Speaker 1: this one account I follow where they kind of you know,
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  Speaker 1: this guy takes these trending recipes and he ties him out.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, this suck, these are great. Whatever as
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  Speaker 1: it happened, that apple pie thing was great, he said,
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  Speaker 1: it was great. I tried it.
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  Speaker 2: I was amazed, Like like so many healthy recipes these days,
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  Speaker 2: they end up in an air fryer for the cooking.
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  Speaker 2: So can you refresh me real quick? What all was
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  Speaker 2: in this? Because, like you said, it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: a healthy version of the McDonald's apple pie. So did
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  Speaker 2: it have regular apple pie filling in it? Or was
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  Speaker 2: that swapped and homemade for a healthier version and then
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  Speaker 2: it got put inside of like a low carbon tortilla
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: It is a no sugar added apple pie filling. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and you get I'll have to go look. I can't
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  Speaker 1: remember the type of bread. It's a it's something, but
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  Speaker 1: it's almost like a wheat whole grain type.
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  Speaker 2: It's lavash. It looked a little bit like peta. It
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  Speaker 2: is a little bit like peta, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: you can get like keto versions of those.
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  Speaker 1: It is the bread Joseph Lavash breads. So there's there's
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  Speaker 1: square things. You cut them up. You had some cinnamon whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and then you you do a little wrap with with
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the bread and then air fry am and then spray
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: them with you know, basically pam or whatever, and then
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: sprinkle on some cinnamon and nutbeg and then you make
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the icing slash dipping sauce with sugar free Vanilla Greek
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: yogurt and a couple of scoops of Vanilla Way protein
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: and it comes out you're seeing listen. I I don't
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: know if I bought the wrong ones in the past, whatever,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: but I find I bought the Vanilla Greek yogurt along
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: with the Vanilla Way protein and I was shocked at
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: how good that was on its own, especially throw in
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: some cinnamon in there. But yeah, no, it was fantastic,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I think it comes out you do it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: You make about sixteen of these little apple pies and
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: they're basically fifty calories piece.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Which is a good thing because when I watched that
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: video that you would send, I'm like, I would eat
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: all of those in five minutes. That's my problem because
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: when I was a little kid, I was very sickly
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: and then had I had really bad allergies and then
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: got the allergy shots. So the allergies went away, so
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I stopped throwing up all the time, but I kept
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: eating the same amount that I was used to eating,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: but I wasn't throwing up anymore, so then I got fat.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: So basically from five, six seven years old on for
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: the rest of my life, it's basically, you know, a
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: battle between me and myself from trying to inhale anything
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: in front of me. So like, if it's on the plate,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I will eat it. If it's not on the plate,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I'll just eat it and then be done. So that's
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: why the portion controlled to me is really important. So
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: like when I saw like those little little mini apple pies.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I bet the idea is that you're only
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: supposed to eat one or two, but that's not how
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: this guy operates.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Well, no, honestly, the guy said, you know you can.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You can eat eight of them and you're the same
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: as a lot of times what would be a granola
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: bar or whatever else, and it's still it's healthier and
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: very low sugar fat everything else. The it was I
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: love to try those recipes out, and I would say
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: eighty percent of them are crap. Generally people trying to
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: sell you a pro a protein powder or or something.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But this one, and that's one of the things the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: guy he doesn't you know, there's no brands involved except
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: for the He was like, this is the bread you use.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was, Uh, they were fantastic.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: You could probably do the same thing, same recipes, swap
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: out that bread for the low card tortillas and it
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: might make it even better. As far as the macros
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: we're concerned, I don't know. I didn't see what the
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: like the nutrition and full was on the stuff that
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: he had in the recipe.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It's hardly any I mean, obviously there's some sugar in
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the apple pie. Everything else you're using is sugar free,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: very little fat.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: It's interesting how as adults we've been real big into
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: finding something that's amazing, to eat something that is, oh
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: my god, this is delicious. How can I make a
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: healthier version of this?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I e.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: This is delicious. How can I find a way to
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: make this less tasty? And then that's actually but it's
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: a good thing. And then you get used to the
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: quote like the healthier slash less tasty version of it,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: and then your taste kind of get used to that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: And then so then when you have the regular stuff,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: it's almost overwhelming with the sugar and the butter and
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: the damn it, I think I'm just hungry.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it's uh, you still can't beat the
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: fully loaded stuff, but if you could, especially ever since
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I quit drinking, I develop a developed a sweet tooth.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I never cared about desserts up until the day I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: quit drinking.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Literally, that's because to you, the alcohol was the dessert.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I mean that figuratively as a joke, but also biologically.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Biologically, yeah, I had all the sugar and then some.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: But anytime I can find a way to make something
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: sweet that isn't going to just completely blow my normal
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: eating and exercise roots and just satiates that craving just enough.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm all for it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: The cottage cheese trend that is still holding pretty strong.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I think it was last year. For like three or
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: four months, every other video in my feed was some
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: type of cottage cheese food hack, whether it was turning
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: the cottage cheese into like a tortilla for a wrap,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: or a like a like a crust for pizza that's
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: going to be protein packed, or the cottage cheese ice cream,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: which actually it works. All you have to do with
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the cottage cheese is used blend it up so it's smooth,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: and then you just add some sweet stuff to it,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: like splend the cinnamon nutmegs and pumpkins, spice whatever or
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: vanilla or some chocolate type stuff with protein powder if
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: you want, and then you throw it in the freezer
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: for two three hours and you pull it out, let
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: it set for like ten minutes, and it eats like
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: ice cream, but instead of you know, being packed with
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: calories like Bluebell. You know, it's it's you know, cottage cheese.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I just I do. My other hack is I do
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you know, frozen yogurt like you buy it next to
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the ice cream at the store, which is generally a
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: lot less fat in calories than regular ice cream. And yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I've got one of those little bullet blenders, so I'll
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: do that some melt and then. But you know it also,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever think about this, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: it's ironic he got fat at the end of his life.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: But Russ was a pioneer of this. The guy we
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: worked for for years in the radio of finding ways
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: to make stuff lower fat and lower calorie.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if there is a way to make
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: something go from tasting good to tasting terrible. Us I mean,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I mean his ultimate hack was basically just replace anything
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: and everything with a Boca burger. You're like, all right,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: good job, this tastes terrible. Yeah, but in again, the
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: tequila will get you.
• 27:15
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• 27:23
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  Speaker 2: go check that out today. Ball kicking hurts and now
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: we have scientific proof of it. Kicking a man's testes
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: produces nine thousand Dell units of pain, which is equal
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: to breaking up to thirty two hundred bones and giving
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: birth to one hundred and sixty children all at once.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: This is an outlandish claim, but I want to believe it,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: so I'm not fact checking it because I don't think
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: the math is going to come out equal to everything.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm not even sure what the fidel unit is,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: if that's even real. But I do believe that a
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: man getting kicked in the balls hurts worse than anything.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: And I know someone's gonna say, but giving birth.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I am with you that it is an excruciating ordeal,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: but I will still always kind of tip my hat
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to childbirth. I have to think that is.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: We have to. We kind of have to. And I
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: think that's chivalry of play, because you never hear the
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: ladies say, you know what, maybe they have a point.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Maybe getting kicked in the balls does hurt worse than childbirth.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: It's just it's a shorter amount of time to get
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: kicked in the balls and recover than childbirth is. Childbirth
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: is a longer process.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think getting kicked in the clams any you know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: pleasant experience.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think it is, but I'd tell you it'd
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: be a lot worse if there were two balls hanging
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: For many reasons, all.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Right, but just to make sure that I do my
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: own homework. Here sull unit pain, and you see this
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: is even real. If this is, I've never heard of it,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: so I'm going to check.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: In the post that I saw, they called it a
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Dell unit. According to the AI overview from Google, it's
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a doll dol Latin for do lower pain. It's an
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: obsolete unit of pain intensity, developed in the nineteen forties
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: to fifties by Cornell researchers to quantify pain, often using
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: a dollarimeter or a doleometer. It was designed to measure
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: just noticeable differences in sensation, with a scale typically ranging
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: from zero to ten point five doles. Well, if that's
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: the case, then saying that being kicked in the balls
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: is equal to nine nine thousand doll units of pain,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I think that's a bit of an embellishment on this
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: post that I saw online. Numbers being made up aside,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I think if there was a way to measure pain
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: and intensity of pain, I think that getting kicked in
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: the balls is probably going to measure higher than childbirth.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I partly now that's just a guess. I have no idea.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: If someone finds a way to test it, please don't
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: include me as part of the group that's involved. But
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I will say this just from a logical standpoint on
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: whether or not getting kicked in the balls hurts more
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: or childbirth hurts more. I don't think you've ever heard
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: a guy say, after getting kicked in the balls, let's
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: do that again.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: No, not unless they have some very very very weird fetish.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: M hmm, and that is an exception.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: But Daniel, I think you know, I think we need
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to test your theory out. And one of the ways
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it can be done, and I think Tara would love this,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: is to put a TENS unit on, you know, your stomach,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: and then you turn it up and it kind of
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: simulates childbirth.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: M yep.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: And I think that would be a great way for
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you for you to test this theory out.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then I've seen those videos. By the way,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: the units exist to replicate on men what it feels
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: like to give birth. I don't know anyone that's replicated.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know if anyone that's
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: created a device to show women what it's like to
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: be kicked in the balls, because I don't know if
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: there's a scientist mad enough to even try it. That's
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: how bad it hurts.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I generally think it getting kicked in
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: the clam hurts them pretty bad.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I think that's more surprising than painful because you don't
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: expect it.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But isn't that part of pain in general?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Is the surprise the surprise, sure, sure, but also what's
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: really horrific about being kicked in the balls is the
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: harder you get kicked. Sometimes there's a delay in the pain.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh So, like if you're in the middle of a fight,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: like an honest to god fight, and you get kicked
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: and the balls hard, or you get hitting the balls
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: really hard, you know that you've got a handful of
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: seconds that you have to do damage before you are
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: physically incapacitated and the pain sets in and you're just
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: dropped to your face.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: That is correct, because it's the light you know, thump, grays,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, that instantaneously hurts worse. Yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: but yeah, the swift, hard kicking the balls that takes
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit to set in, and then yes, it's
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: quite awful when it does.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: And you're not getting up. No maybe ever, No, you'll
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: want to crawl.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: You want to crawl somewhere, have an ice pack, and
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: just stay in the fetal position.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, which might be another piece of evidence that being
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: kicked in the balls probably hurts more than childbirth when
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: you just I'm not talking about the length of time
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: of pain, just to pain itself in that moment. Right,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: if you could take all of the childbirth, let's say,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: over like a sixteen hour labor, squeeze it into sixty
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: seconds of pain the way getting racked hurts, I'd be
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: curious to see what that result would look like. But
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: as a guy, you get kicked in the balls hard
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: enough you want to die, you would welcome the sweet
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: release of death. When a woman gives birth, it hurts,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: but after a little time has passed, eventually a lot
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: of times they say I'd like another one.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Oh. I think they love that whole thing about creating life.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know that they love actually it ejecting from
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: their body.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: And that's the big difference. I think that's why the
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: pain is different. When the pain of childbirth hits. It's bad,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: but you know you're creating life. You get kicked hard
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: enough in the balls, you're ending life.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Again. Dan, I think this is a great experiment for
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: you to do. I think I think you you can.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You can, You'll finally being an authority on this subject
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and say, for once and for all, what's what's worse?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I know what you mean. You're you're
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: but you're dancing around to what you want to say.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Is so that way, from this experiment, I can finally
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: say what it feels like to feel like a woman.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like giving bird. I mean, I think that's
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: you know, or even just minstrel cramps. You know, I
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: know there's sometimes they just do the tens unit on
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: there to simulate minstrel crams. I listen. I am empathetic
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to women. They they go through a lot, and I
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: will not I will not disparage their their pain.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not painful at all. It absolutely
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: sucks and it's horrible. In fact, getting kicked in the
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: balls hurts so bad. I hope no woman ever has
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: to experience it. But if they did, I think they
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: might say, oh that might hurt a little bit more
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: than the birth thing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Look you know what I don't.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe what we need to do is the ultimate experiment
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: would be to get our hands on a few people
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: who have transitioned completely and see if they can quantify.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: But I don't know when you transition in that if
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: you get you.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Know, you still can't you still can't give birth. I
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: mean you're talking about just getting kicked in.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I don't know if they include that in
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: there it's part of the surgery, or if you could
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: like line itam it on the menu, you'd be like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: can you leave that part out?
• 38:19
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