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Scott defends his questioning · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: First of all, hi Merle.
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  SPEAKER_00: I see you texted.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you very much.
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  SPEAKER_00: I appreciate that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Doug is here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh he said God answers prayers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hi, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hi, 3383.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Love you guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: That one, uh oh, that was from Jennifer again, because we told her husband to charge.
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  SPEAKER_00: Charge his phone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, and and Mike's got it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mike, I appreciate it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, you're in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mike 814?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Mike 814 is an interesting breed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh he he gets on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Aren't we all?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, some more than others.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's an interesting breed, though, because he'll get on me sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even when I'm joking about something, and I'm like, okay, well, you took that a bit serious.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then he gets me at times.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he says, you know, he's very being very uh proactive for the kids.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine if all of them were puking at the same time?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because, you know, I gotta know, is this something you put in your system and then just decided that it was coming out?
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  SPEAKER_00: Or was this the next round of viral infection hitting your house?
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  SPEAKER_01: God, I hope not because we just got over it within the past.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I don't care anymore because apparently too many questions to ask that this morning just did that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then and then I get this asked from my own house.
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  SPEAKER_00: Try living with him.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like this all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I responded to her because now I'm done.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care about any of you anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: You always bitch about me being, oh yes, God has so much compassion.
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  SPEAKER_00: Huh?
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  SPEAKER_00: Wink, wink, wink.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I actually show someone, what do I get?
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  SPEAKER_00: I get this.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know what she gets?
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: This is where it goes.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, other people don't middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is that what she goes?
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  SPEAKER_00: Other people don't like uh the damn questions.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I wrote back?
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, fine.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't give a damn about any of you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Going forward, uh, going forward, you can puke, drop over, stub a toe, uh, stub a dent.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I think you can be empathetic without-call someone else.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think you can be empathetic without all the questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, three questions are all the questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Believe me, because my significant other is not a morning person.
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  SPEAKER_01: So whenever I ask him questions on a Saturday morning, he's like, okay, no more questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: He really says that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no more questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's always, you know, he he's so kind, but still, no more questions.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're we're good here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of, I don't think he's ever heard me puke before.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm gonna have to ask.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not gonna ask.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care if you're allowed to puke.
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  SPEAKER_01: No more questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Last night I was, and it was funny because 3490 was texting me last night.
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  SPEAKER_01: She had no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, how many questions did she ask?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, she was asking kind of a lot of questions, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, God forbid we all care.
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  SPEAKER_01: She was asking questions about a um a donation, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow, you're puking?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, she didn't know I was puking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, she responded this morning saying, Oh my gosh, I wish you would have told me I wouldn't have continued.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would have asked completely different questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't have continued the conversation last night, but I said, that's all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And in the middle of- Sorry for her.
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  SPEAKER_01: In the middle of it, well, she doesn't ask me 5,000 at 5 o'clock in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: And in the middle of it- You do realize we get up at 4.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is like five in the five in the mornings.
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  SPEAKER_00: We've been up for three hours.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, but this is when I just want to roll over and go back to bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: So then you should have said I'm not coming in at all today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Emily said, Allie, just tell Scott the next time you're going to lie down and die like Yoda did.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, die like Yoda did when Luke asked him too many questions.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because he cared.
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  SPEAKER_00: He wanted to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you care, but I also I also think it's just you it's not that you're the nosy one of the show, but you just ask a lot of questions in these situations.
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  SPEAKER_00: Again, it was you had just come off some sort of, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure that I typhoid alley struck again.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was stuck uh was literally stuck to the wall next to you towards the end of this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh what?
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  SPEAKER_00: And a lung like it flew out of you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and then I'm sitting there thinking, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: And of course, you're you're flying the next day.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking these things in my head.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because And what are you gonna do about it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but it a 12-hour purse to sit there and go, that's what you get for taking 87 vacations this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of them's gonna suck.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um I was thinking about that was my last trip to Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_01: Remember that I was so sick in Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess I didn't care about that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess you didn't.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was just for a long weekend, but still that is that a vacation or is that a lot of gale?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I got my dad sick.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he and yes, because I I don't know if you guys remember this or not, but I brought COVID to my parents, I think twice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Aren't you the kid they love most?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's why my dad keeps calling me typhoid alley.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like, typhoid alley strikes again, gets me sick again.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, maybe you could do Christmas on your own this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tell me about what?
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  SPEAKER_00: But that being said, I'm sitting here in my mind, because I knew you were flying tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like right now, you're in the air on the way to New Orleans.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, baby.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm sitting there thinking, oh God, if this is one of those like three-day flues, you've cut right up till Thursday of your vacation.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, but I can tell you right now, 12 hours.
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  SPEAKER_01: I took a couple bites of cereal and it feels fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: It just feels sore.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, when you're using all of your stomach muscles, because you're doing the heavy heaves.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it got to the point.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is really gross.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you guys ready for this?
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  SPEAKER_01: It got to the point of like bile.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's how that's yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I got nothing else to give in this game.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we've mentioned this over the years.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have a coworker friend.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, TJ.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's the loud barfer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God, it's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_00: And like they hear it three blocks away.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I don't know what all the noise is about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Although yesterday, not only was I loud, but even afterwards, I'm like, oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you're just like, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, I want to bring something else up that you when I wasn't here I for the first couple 20 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I I only was able to ruin it for 10 minutes before he got here.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you mentioned something about like um ducks and jeeps, and you also mentioned we were talking somebody had texted.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was talking about the coffee mug, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is it, free ball in the coffee mug?
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  SPEAKER_00: Free mugging.
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  SPEAKER_00: Free mugging.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, this is where you use just a regular mug, not a travel mug.
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  SPEAKER_00: And 90% of the time it's women.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then somebody had texted up next, how many toys do you have in your car?
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  SPEAKER_00: That spawned the ducks and the jeeps.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I wanted to bring this up because I saw something the other day at the gym that reminded me of my childhood.
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  SPEAKER_01: My grandfather always had hats in the back of his car.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: He and and and I don't know why, but there was like at least ten of them, and they were all kind Around here, nine of those that say MAGA.