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G's Spot · Aired Out

• 1:56
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Gee is with me this
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: morn and here in the aired out podcast nine oh two.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Look at this, buddy, we are like you're late. I
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: was a little late. And I want to tell everyone
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: right now that the the milling, that's what they call
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  Speaker 1: it when they're grinding all of the asphalt to make
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  Speaker 1: room for you know, new new asphalt. Do I sound
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  Speaker 1: like I'm a dot engineer?
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  Speaker 2: No? But you look like crud today, dude, what you
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: look like crud?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, you just don't look I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You got out of the car. I watched you walk
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  Speaker 2: over to my car and I was like, damn, you look.
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  Speaker 1: Like crud today. But that's not what you said. You
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  Speaker 1: said you look like shit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, right off, but I think right.
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  Speaker 1: You kind of look crappy. Well, thank you, You're welcome,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And good morning pour viewers.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Good morning boy. Gee, you got you got some people
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  Speaker 1: that really love you, buddy? Oh me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with them? Who wants to wake up
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  Speaker 2: to me in the morning?
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  Speaker 1: Jeez? God, oh oh, we have so much to talk
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  Speaker 1: about this morning. I have to oh god.
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  Speaker 2: Number five people watch out wait show that again.
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  Speaker 1: Number five. It's the number five. God uh, good morning
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  Speaker 1: and good morning to Glenn and Crystal. And I have
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  Speaker 1: to say, Glenn sand right off, it's his allergies. Please
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: let me say something. I have never in my whole
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  Speaker 1: life been affected by allerchies. What's going on? Because the
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  Speaker 1: older I get now, I'm like, I see all the
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  Speaker 1: pollen all over my car. I see that.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I washed mine and boom next day, post
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  Speaker 2: everywhere everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I I'm so affected. You can well you can hear it,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm so affected by it. But why Is it
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  Speaker 1: because I'm getting older?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's your body. Yes, your body is crumbling. It's
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  Speaker 2: it's getting older crumbling. It's look at you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, look look at my eyes. Look
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  Speaker 1: at your boy. You're right, I do look like shit?
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  Speaker 2: Right, damn hold on, that's not helping. It's not helping, buddy. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday it started in and I had a sneezing fit, and.
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  Speaker 2: And did people say goes untied over and over and
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  Speaker 2: over again.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was actually thinking about you and our
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  Speaker 1: conversation about sneezing.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what I would say, right, you would
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  Speaker 2: wait until I was done, and then I would say,
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  Speaker 2: are you, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then I would say yes, and you would say because right,
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  Speaker 1: but whatever? Do you know that this It went on
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  Speaker 1: yesterday for about an hour. I could not stop it,
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  Speaker 1: and it was driving Sherilyn just.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I can see her look at you, going,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Stop that? Well it stop. It was a lot more
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  Speaker 1: than what's wrong with you. But believe me, Oh my god, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just I kept I just, oh my god, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: it was so bad. Yeah, I'm happy to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Thursday. It is now the fifteenth of May. Yep,
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: it's nine oh six. It's sixty six degrees. We've got
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  Speaker 1: some clouds to start out today, maybe a little thunderstormage
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  Speaker 1: developing this afternoon. Seventy six degrees for the high today.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight partly cloudy, a little bit of patchy fog fifty nine.
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  Speaker 1: And then tomorrow, Friday, we got a mix of clouds
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  Speaker 1: and sun in the morning, followed by cloudy skies and
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  Speaker 1: maybe some rain coming in for the afternoon. Could be
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  Speaker 1: in the form of a thunderstorm and eighty two degrees.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be monkey tomorrow, raining and raining. Are you
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  Speaker 1: happy that your monitor is working. I am very happy.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: I am very happy.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice to know that after one hundred years, I
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  Speaker 2: finally have a freaking monitor here. Yeah, I mean, good job, buddy, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: good job.
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  Speaker 1: It took a lot of effort.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you get the monitor from?
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  Speaker 1: You? Ah? Go figure? Yeah, I didn't just say. The
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  Speaker 1: only way I have a monitor here is if I
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: gave you a monitor. Yeah, And it's just occurred to
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  Speaker 1: me that I haven't paid you yet for it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not the point.
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  Speaker 2: The point is it's about time we have a monitor here.
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  Speaker 2: For those of you who don't know what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: When you're sitting in this chair, JD is on the
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  Speaker 2: other side with the monitors facing him, so you can't
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  Speaker 2: see when you're on or when he's on. So he'll
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  Speaker 2: be like, look at this, buddy, look what I'm posting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, how can I see it when there's nothing
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  Speaker 2: in front of me? So I've been asking for months
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  Speaker 2: and months and years, oh my god, since the dinosaurs
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  Speaker 2: were around. Yeah, I've been asking for a monitor, and
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  Speaker 2: finally like, now you're on, Yeah, and I can see
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  Speaker 2: that you're on.
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  Speaker 1: One of the reasons why I got a monitor is
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  Speaker 1: so that you could see how much you talk with
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  Speaker 1: your hands. Yes, and since you've been on the aired
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  Speaker 1: out podcast, I am finding that I am talking more
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  Speaker 1: with my hands now. So you want to be Italian,
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: I'm a wanna be Italian. Oh my god, buddy, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I have so much to tell.
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  Speaker 2: There's so much to talk, always, so much to talk about,
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  Speaker 2: and you don't, and you know you want to. You
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  Speaker 2: want to start a morning off with a lot of
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  Speaker 2: good stuff. We have good stuff, but there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of stupid stuff that makes the good stuff difficult to
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  Speaker 2: deal with, like the chrome book challenge, the chrome book
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  Speaker 2: challenge what So basically this is anytime I see the
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  Speaker 2: word challenge and it's you know, it's developed by by kids.
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  Speaker 2: It's usually involved some stupid ship and there's always all
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  Speaker 2: that kind of and so many of these things are frankly,
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  Speaker 2: can risk your life. I mean, remember the one where
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  Speaker 2: surfing on someone's on someone's car. Would you'd get up
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: on someone's car and you'd surf or putting or putting
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  Speaker 2: a soap pod? What was that all about? It was
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  Speaker 2: the pod challenges, which is ridiculous. You consume it so
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  Speaker 2: that you can go to the er and maybe die, right,
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  Speaker 2: which is always a fun thing to do. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: should we do this on Friday or should we do
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  Speaker 2: it on a Monday?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: And I say, get through the weekend, then take the
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  Speaker 2: pod on Monday. Yeah, so you don't have to deal
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  Speaker 2: with Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: The latest is the Chromebook challenge, and yes, Patty, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to get to it. But the Chromebook challenge is
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  Speaker 1: this thing where and I don't know what kid that
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  Speaker 1: It always starts with one kid somewhere. Hey, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: so bored, why don't we start taking paper clips and
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: thumbtacks and lead in pencils, lead in pencils and whatever
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  Speaker 1: we can find. And as long as it conducts electricity,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: of course, you wouldn't want to use water or no
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  Speaker 1: coca cola or anything.
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  Speaker 2: No, use something that is sure to make it a
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  Speaker 2: short circuit a thing, right, right, It becomes.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: A thing and you stick it into the ports, yes,
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  Speaker 1: the USB ports, and hopefully it will short out and
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: start smoking, which, of course, the gases that are coming
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: off these batteries are like super toxic that in itself
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  Speaker 1: alone is so dangerous. Okay, And then we do this
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  Speaker 1: in hopes that the smoke will then eventually turn to
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  Speaker 1: fire right.
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  Speaker 2: Which is exciting because they do it at school right,
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  Speaker 2: which means that fire alarms can fire alarm goes off,
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  Speaker 2: and then the fire department comes because they have nothing
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  Speaker 2: better to do during the daytime but sit around eating
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  Speaker 2: doughnuts waiting for the school to call sure to say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: we now have a potential fire.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: We need to close the school down.
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  Speaker 2: We need to close the school down, which upset one
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  Speaker 2: individual because he was in the middle of his AP test. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so he said, I yet because I actually the middle bit.
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  Speaker 2: But desk, it's like, what the Yeah, I know, man,
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  Speaker 2: And so now all the kids, because this is our future.
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  Speaker 2: These are our leaders of the future, the minie Donald
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  Speaker 2: Trump's who are out there putting things in computers to
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  Speaker 2: start fires.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a trend, it's a thing. It sounds so cool.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it. And man, it's like it's you know
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: and you know what, you know what I'm gonna get.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what I'm going to get. A
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  Speaker 1: message either right now or later today from some from
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  Speaker 1: a listener from someone right, Well, JD shouldn't be bringing
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  Speaker 1: any more attention to it. Why are you talking about it?
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  Speaker 1: On your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're talking about it because we're bringing awareness to
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  Speaker 2: people so that we know what's going on. We want
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  Speaker 2: people to know what's going on, so when they have
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  Speaker 2: a kid at home who has a Chromebook that they
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  Speaker 2: can now know that that's a thing that that could
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  Speaker 2: happen and we need to monitor that. So that's why
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  Speaker 2: we're bringing it up. You know. Here, here's the thing, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: I when I was in elementary which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: this is in elementary schools, not just middle and back
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  Speaker 2: in the dinosaur age, right, But the fact that this
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  Speaker 2: is happening in earlier than high school, earlier than middle school, right.
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  Speaker 1: Elementary school. Really, when when I was in elementary and
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  Speaker 1: middle school both, especially as a boy, my mom had
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  Speaker 1: two boys, that's it, right, We were looking for opportunities
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  Speaker 1: to take risks, right, Okay, right. My father would always say,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a shit what you do. Don't hurt
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  Speaker 1: somebody else, right, try try not to get arrested, right, right.
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  Speaker 1: You want to make an ass out of yourself, have
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  Speaker 1: at it. Go ahead, yep, yep. So you know we
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  Speaker 1: did some whapped out things, but we never did something
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  Speaker 1: so stupid like this.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the highlight of our childhood was standing on
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  Speaker 2: the roof and jumping onto a pile of dirt or leaves,
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  Speaker 2: and the worst that could happen is we'd either sprain
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  Speaker 2: or break.
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  Speaker 1: An ankle or something. That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But everything we did, we used to do it
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  Speaker 2: for us, correct. We didn't do things that would hurt
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  Speaker 2: other people. We didn't even think about that, think.
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  Speaker 1: About in the internet.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't even in our head though. We never said
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  Speaker 2: what can we do to go out and hurt other people?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: We never thought of that.
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  Speaker 1: Never.
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  Speaker 2: And now elementary kids, yeah, are coming up with all
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  Speaker 2: these things to do that are destructive, that are destructive
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  Speaker 2: not only to their their personal stuff, sure, but to
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  Speaker 2: people around them, right, and the parents, not my kid.
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  Speaker 1: Late seventies, Evilknievel, Yes was a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, get on your bicycle and you jump that little
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  Speaker 2: ramp that you made.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that there's little youngins like Crystal Gale. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: Patty Glenn knows what I'm talking about, because he's older
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  Speaker 1: than shit knows what evil canieval is, right, But Evil
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  Speaker 1: Caneval was a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it was very much a thing, and it was
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  Speaker 2: and there was no disclaimer saying don't do this at
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  Speaker 2: home or evil Yeah, get sued.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no.
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  Speaker 2: Disclaimers about this because we we weren't stupid enough to
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  Speaker 2: jump off of building twelve stories high to try to
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  Speaker 2: cross it to another building. We weren't that stupid. And
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  Speaker 2: now kids today are like, think we could ride that bike.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, that twenty foot story building over to the
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  Speaker 2: other twenty foot story building because Tom Cruise does it
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  Speaker 2: on Mission Impossible, so we can do it. It's like
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  Speaker 2: you're almost afraid to put things on TV these days because.
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  Speaker 1: People are gonna try it. Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 2: They don't realize that these stunts and these things that
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  Speaker 2: they've seen are all monitored and practiced and rehearsed. Even
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: when you watch the TV show Ridiculousness. Sure, okay, have
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: you ever seen that show?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and they show all these stunts of what people do,
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  Speaker 2: and I just shake my head. I mean I laugh
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  Speaker 2: because some of them are just idiots, but the stunts
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  Speaker 2: that they do, and then they say, don't try this
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  Speaker 2: at home, and Bubba, the kids look at this stuff
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  Speaker 2: and they say, wow, let's try that. Let's stick a
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  Speaker 2: fucking what do you call it into a computer and
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  Speaker 2: watch it smoke and R the gas has come up
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  Speaker 2: so that we can get the fire department here and
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  Speaker 2: then we get to go home for the day.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, with all of this said, maybe I don't know,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm contradicting myself. Jackass was one of my favorite shows.
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  Speaker 1: I love I love Steve O, I love all of
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  Speaker 1: those guys. I love the movies, I love Jackass. Right,
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  Speaker 1: but man, it's like I remember trying to jump a
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  Speaker 1: parked car that was at the parked at at the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of the hill that I lived on, and all
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood kids were getting together. We had our little
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  Speaker 1: bicycles with the banana seats and the tassels, and we're like,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't we weren't distracted by cell phones and the
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  Speaker 1: internet and tablets, and we were like, what can work?
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  Speaker 1: We're kind of bored. What can we do? I got
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  Speaker 1: a great idea, why not try to jump this parked car?
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Why not?
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  Speaker 2: We're there where our payments are doing that? And they
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: said why.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And that's why I love Stevo and these guys
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  Speaker 1: because they get it. They get it. What can we
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: how far can we push the limit? And I, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we of course we took safety precautions by raking a
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  Speaker 1: huge pile of leaves and putting that in the front
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  Speaker 1: and they landed on it.
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  Speaker 2: You was safe, absolutely, I mean no, no, right, no,
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  Speaker 2: What harm could happen when you jump from a five
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  Speaker 2: story building into a pile of leaves.
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  Speaker 1: It's your cushion, sure, I mean, come on, absolutely. We
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  Speaker 1: went out to the shed. We got a four by
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  Speaker 1: eight sheet of plywood and a trash can, and we
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  Speaker 1: leaned the plywood up on the trash can and I
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  Speaker 1: took it a step further. I wore my bicycle helmet,
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  Speaker 1: good boy, and a life jacket, you know, just for
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  Speaker 1: added well, yeah, added protection, patting, Yeah, okay, and god
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  Speaker 1: forbid you jumped into the leaf pile and you went
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: under the leaves, at least a life jacket would bring
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  Speaker 1: you back up so you wouldn't suffocate in the leaves.
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  Speaker 1: I went right through the leaf thaw it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: smashed the whole back. I wasn't going I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I mu was just not going fast enough for
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  Speaker 1: what smashed. The back of the car, went up, rolled
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  Speaker 1: over the top, came down, missed the leaf pile.
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  Speaker 2: Broke my leg, Yeah, and I did break my leg.
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  Speaker 2: And you said cool.
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  Speaker 1: And that was back in the days when you had
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  Speaker 1: a real plaster cast.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I remember remember the plaster cast. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my goodness. You couldn't do squat with that. You couldn't
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  Speaker 2: even barely walk with that. You always had that crutches
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  Speaker 2: and stink, and there was no there was no little
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: booty you could wear. You literally had crutches.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I went to school when I was in Catholic school.
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  Speaker 2: I went to school and one of my good friends,
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  Speaker 2: he was so accident prone. He had very brittle bones.
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  Speaker 2: And if it wasn't the leg, it was the arm.
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  Speaker 2: If it wasn't the arm, it was the hand. This
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  Speaker 2: poor guy always had casts on and he was always uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like these beautiful casts they get today. There
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: are you know, fiberglass lightweights. Yeah, oh it's lightweight. You
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  Speaker 2: know what, the kid was stupid enough to do that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Give him a heavy cast. Let him suffer a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what do I God, what do we know? A
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  Speaker 1: couple of birthdays today? Yeah, Mary Bernier, amnned bumps is
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: on the list today. Let's see Randy senor Randy Oaks Senior.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it for birthday short list today, short list
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  Speaker 1: on this what May fifteenth? Yeah, God, already the middle
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: of the blackflies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, like from nowhere, all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 2: Two days ago. I've been out working on my garden
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  Speaker 2: and stuff, and after four o'clock in the afternoon, oh,
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  Speaker 2: get inside or get into some kind of netting, because
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: they are out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Bitten all over the place by them.
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  Speaker 1: So here's here's my story yesterday last night, whatever I posted,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got to share the story with you.
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  Speaker 2: Here, and you wouldn't even give me a hint. No,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: did you talk to Chuck because I called Chuck last night?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I did not talk to Chuck.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: All right, because I was afraid that he was gonna
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: kind of break the confidentiality.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Well, before you tell the story, I do have to
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: say on the air that I told Chuck many times
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: that I don't have TikTok, and many times and many
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: times he sends me these links to something funny on TikTok,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't see it. People, I don't
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: have TikTok. So maybe everybody on here could send Chuck
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: a message saying g doesn't have TikTok and neither does
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  Speaker 2: JA and neither is JD. So stop sending these things
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: about TikTok.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I know what's wrong with him. There's something, really something.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe the ac DC concert would reset him,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: but apparently it only made him weirder. My god, so listen, yes,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: so tell me your s.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: So, my buddy Andy and I are were out on
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Ricker Pond, right, Andy, Andy's great, he's great. And the
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: blackflies there were what's bigger than trillions?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Is there zillions zillions? Let's say, are you making up
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: zillion quadrillion billion zillions? You're starting to sound like you're
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: making up big numbers. Well, I'm used to listening to
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump talk.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: So the swarms of gu can I say gazillions gazillions? Sure? Okay,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that's like trillions gazillion, multi gazillions. Yes, the blackflies are unbelievable. Yes,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I mean swarms, and they hurt. They almost picked up
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the kayak and carried it away. We had, both of
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: us had knowing this, had the hairnets. We brought hairnets. Yes,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: did we look ridiculous, of course, yes, we did hairnets.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: The bee's necks, uh, well, they're similar. The hat with
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the net. It wasn't the actual hat.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You just want a net, the net that's we wear
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: a hat, Well, you wear a hat underneath the net.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And then it kind of, you know, looked like complete
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: asses didn't care. Right there, We're out on the water
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and they're all over the blackflies are all over at it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: And I can yeah, you could see him walking.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Around there on the net by your ears.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get Yeah. What did I do? I'm like, God,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: this is so beautiful. Look at this, but I'm not
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: really seeing it.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: As beautiful as it could be. I think I'll take
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: my hairnet off for just a minute. Yeah, just so
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I can see how beautiful, Oh so beautiful. Lift it up,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: take it off half a second in the ear.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. When I say in the ear, yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: i'm talking ten feet in Yeah, this blackfly was right
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: into my cranium, beyond the ear drum, beyond whatever that
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: is in there, whatever that is whatever, Yeah, through the membrane.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: And I'm talking like, Miles.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Did you feel like Kennedy Junior with the worm in
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: his head? Are you at a black fly in your head?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: God? I'm like and I'm panicking, yeah, And I'm like,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: what do I do? Put the hair net pack on,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: because you know it's that makes sense. Yeah, that's logical.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm in full panic mode. Right, What am I going
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to do? I'm out there in the mill.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Lake with a hair net and acting like that, So
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: now you look really weird.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Gee, here's the thing. But when you're in a kayak,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: count nowhere to go? No? Well that, but you can't
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: move around like that or you're gonna go over. Right,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm doing that? Did you go over? I didn't go over?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I know, I know that would have been that. I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: could have said that I did, but that wouldn't be true.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: You know, it would have made for a better story,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: there's no question.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: No. But people that know you, we're visualizing you with
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: the net on going like that while something is in
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: your ear, climbing through your cranium. I mean, that's priceless.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: That's priceless, you know.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure there were people out there on the
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: peninsula looking can look at that poor man with epilepsy
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: trying to enjoy a trip on his kayak.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Either that or they thought you were special.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Don is asking if I got it out. No, it's
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: still in there. I don't know. I didn't feel it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Crawl out.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe he came out the other end.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll find out in a few months. If you
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: start having little black flights coming out, then you know
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: the babies are being set. Great time to.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Fly my children, the larvae. You know, It's like, where
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: is this guy? Right is he somewhere inside my head?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: He could be right now, he could be He's looking around, going.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Holy, it's empty in here.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Where the hell? Just say money? Do you know?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: One time, because I hate fishing, I know everybody, I'm sorry,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I am not. I'm a city boy. Okay, I'm a
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: city boy. I don't like fishing. And one time Jed
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: said to me, oh, yeah, I know. And Jed said
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: to me, come on, let's go fishing. And I was like,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I really don't want to, blah blah blah. And the
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: last time we were out, all I was doing was going,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: damn it, damn it, God, what what is with the
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: all these I kept swatting them.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I hated it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: So the next time we went fishing, Jed says to me,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: come on, I said, I hate the butt. No, come on,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you. We get there. He
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: pulls out this hat. Oh and the hat has this
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: net that hangs down past your shoulders. Oh yeah, and
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: you can tighten it so nothing can get in.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't care what I look like.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I put that on, and there's Jed fishing going like
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: this getting me and I'm just sitting there having a soda,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: going well, gosh, this looks like fun and nothing bit me.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: So if I'm going to go out like I want
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to go out later in the garden and work, I
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: got to do it before a certain time because after it,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: for some reason, in the afternoons, that's when the black
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: flies come.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and they hurt. I've got one that bit
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: me on my arm and I'm still scratching it two
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: days later.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's worse, blackflies or mosquitoes.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing. The blackflies are attracted to black.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Right, So you know, do you think it's because of
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: the name.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Should we call.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Them African American flies? Because I don't know if that's
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: appropriate to say that. That's not that's that's not very
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: peace safe. No, So I don't know. Let's say you America.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I went hiking up I went hiking, and I had
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: a black shirt on a few days ago and I'm
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: not sure what it was that I was thinking. I'm like,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: why why.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: When you wrote an invitation? Why did I wear a
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: black shirt? And you gave them an Advitationally, I'm standing
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: there and they're all like right here, all around, and
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: there's so much of you. So there was a lot
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: of black. Yes, you know what I'm saying. Yes, not
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: like me, you know, I mean, I put black on.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: There's only so much.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Can you Can you believe that this man is lambasting
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: me as hard as he is?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Ah?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Ooh me? So so this is only like, this is
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: only the first half the story. I know.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Oh there's more. Oh jeez, Okay.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm out there all right, and I know I
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: know that this has happened to other people, but this
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: was the first time that something to this level happened
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to me. I was I was dragging a lure. I
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: was fishing, and I don't have much luck when I fish,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: just my whole life, I just don't. And you know,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, now listen, I know that at
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: times I've been known to slightly exaggerate things.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, believe it or not. No, take a deep breath,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I actually have no I'm saying no because you use
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: the word slightly. Oh you said slightly exaggerate. No, just
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: take the word slightly out and continue the story.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Please understand, I'm begging you. I am not exaggerating. This
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: is the real, unexaggerated.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: You're not over the cup there, You're staying in the
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: cup normally, am this time.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I'm in the cup. Okay. I'm going along, paddling along,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: and I had the fishing rod down here with the
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: bug in your ear. Bugs, no, the bug at some point,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the black fly at that point I think had escaped,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: succumbed to its injuries. It was somewhere. Okay, I'm still
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: in there, because nothing ever comes out once it goes
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: in there. So I'm going along and all of a sudden,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: my fishing rod literally jumps off of my lap, comes up,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: smacks me in the in the face, the real, the real,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: right here, And I'm.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Like wow, right, wow, my god.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Instantly, Oh my god, I've I've snagged a log, a tree,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: a stump, something, the lockness monster there could have been,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: could have been champ who knows. And I'm like, oh
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: my god. And I'm not a fisherman, you know, I
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: don't know these things. But when I grabbed the fishing
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: pole which is up here, as soon as I felt it,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I could feel that it was a fish right, And
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: it wasn't just like a little six or seven inch
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: perch like I would normally catch. Huge, g huge. Now see,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you're making fun of me. Now you're you're you're exaggerating,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: You're you're exaggerating. I'm a little bit outside the cup.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I'm inside, okay. And I'm like, oh my god, oh
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: my god. So I've never I mean, I mean, I've
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: just never experienced anything like this, the real I don't
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: know what the drag was said, as I don't know
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: any about that any of that ship. I'm literally going like,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: and now it's fighting, yeah, I mean really tremendous, Okay.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And I look, of course, this lure is dragging like
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: one hundred yards behind my kayak, and I look out
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and I see this monster fish jump up out of
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the lake and I'm like, oh my god, that's the fish. Yeah,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: it was massive. Comes back in and I'm like, I'm fighting, man,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm really working. I couldn't believe it. I
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it, regular regular fresh water fishing pole. I've
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: had it for a long time. Bent over. I'm working this,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: working it, working it, and I'm the whole time, I'm
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: out there going holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, it's
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: a big one, babe.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Holy hello, Oh, somebody calling the coast Guard.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I need help and I'm working it, working it, and
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I couldn't be I just literally I this rush. I
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: understand like when hunters get that like high yep, yep,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Now this monster flush came over me
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: of like excitement and adrenaline and it was like a
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: massive I mean, I've caught a fish before and there's excitement, yes,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: even a good sized fish, but never a freaking whale.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Now it's a whale. It's a It was a humpback.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right. I feel like maybe you're dipping
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: out of the cup a little bit. I'm exaggerating a
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: little bit and it's a lot. I'm pulling this thing
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: in and I'm literally, dude, I'm coming on glued. You
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: should have seen me. Almost brought my GoPro forgot, of course,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm still disgusted with myself. Glenn Brummer saying, fishermen
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: tell the best fish stories, Glenn, this one is not
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a story. This is the truth.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hump back whale, Glenn, this is true.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Slightly smaller.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: So dolphins.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: This thing. I'm serious. I'm working and working and working,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and I can feel I'm getting it's getting closer and closer,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and it gets maybe twenty yards out and i could
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: see it on the surface flapping around, and I'm like,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: oh my god, gee, I please please believe me. I'm
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: asking you as my friend had to be. It had
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: to be two feet long. Okay, I'm I'm not shitting you. Okay.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: It got closer to the boat. Closer to the boat.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I came up. It's right next to me. Now I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: look down and it's diving and my fishing pole. I
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: literally thought it was gonna snap. It was bent right
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: over like an upside down letter U yep. And it
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: came up again and I looked at it. It came
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: over on its side. This that's two feet that's twenty
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: four inches okay, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: fumbling for the net. I couldn't let go of two
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: hands on my pole with the other hand right to
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: grab my net right, I'm trying to hold the real
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: and the fishing pole in my right hand. Well, with
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: my left hand, I'm fumbling for the net right going,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: God damn it, and I'm fumbling around panicking. Yeap, like
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: my life depended upon it, and it probably did. It did. Yeah,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: got the net, but the net in the mouth, because
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: you have to, okay, because that's your third hand. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I got the net in my mouth, and it's right here.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I'm looking over. This is this thing. It's a monster.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I grabbed the net, I reached down to scoop it up,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: and it takes a dive underneath the kayak and snap
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the string. Gone.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Thus lean leave, leaving no proof, no proof at
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: all of the amazement of this rail light, of this
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: amazing wail like creature that you had encompassed into your world,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: and no proof that it even existed.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Hmm, curious do you want to know? Do you want
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: to know something? This is very unexpected? I cried?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Ah, Now did you cry? Could you lost the whale?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Or you cried because what you did all that work
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and nothing to show for it? Or did you cry
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: because the whale left and still has a hook in
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: its mouth. I'm just trying to understand. These are all
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: very valid questions, very valid and the fact that it
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: was a whale.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Where were you fishing? I can't tell you. Okay, I've
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: already I've already said it. I'm not going to say
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: it again. So it was going to be out there
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: trying to pond or something may or may not have been.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: So just a quick question, how did the whale get
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: into the pond?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: There could be.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Underground spring, yeah that whales go under and come up
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: in a pond. I definitely I can see how you
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: would have been sad.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I could see ye. I mean, Glenn says he cried
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: when he was nine years old. Glenn fifty four, buddy. Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: well I'm out there in the middle of this.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Fifty four chronologically, but to kind of nine you kind
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: of nine in personality.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: This really hurt.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that. I could see it in
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: your eyes.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: This hurt, yeah, And I was just I was devastated. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: because when you got a monster like this on the
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: other end of your line, it's a guarantee.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: What kind of a fish was it?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Bass?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're sure it was a bat. I'm sure it
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: was a bass, all right, So I saw it. So
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: it's not a humpback whale.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: It was a bass as big as a humpback whale.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I could not believe it. Man, I'm like, I never
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I never expected my life. You don't think about that.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: You've got it, you've caught it. You're reeling it in.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Well, you blought it all the way up.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: To the boat kayaks, so you're like, I got the net.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: It's done.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, snap, yeah, and.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be okay. But I
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, for the longest time, I mean, it's
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: like all this is this excitement and then it comes
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: to a screaming hall.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like half a second, and it's like, what do
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I do with all that excitement? Now?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I know? I was stunned, stunned. I'm sitting out there,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: deer in the headlights, absolutely like what I was sitting
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Did Shirlie see it?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: No, she wasn't there. Go figure, but there's my fishing pole.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Was there anybody there that could have well?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: And Andy was Andy was a ways away. He didn't
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He didn't see it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: So they literally was no one around to see this.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Well unless there could have been some security cameras, so okay,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: or another whale watching I'm watching boat a whale watching boat.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there. In half a second, I have my
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: fishing pole going up, and on the end of it
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: is the fishing line going like this in the wind.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Seriously, and you're looking at it going there's nothing on
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the end of it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is what I was. I couldn't even say, really,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I couldn't even say. I was
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: literally speechless.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll be honest with you, that is kind of disappointing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: If I had gone through all that work, I probably
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: would have.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Thrown my pole in the water and left. Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, you know what and done
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: with this.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes later, after sitting there stunned like this, uh huh,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: ten minutes later, started the are you kidding me? Right?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? Yeah?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: And I'll bet you the whale was watching from the
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: other side of the pond, laughing, saying you thought you
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: had me.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, no one's gonna believe me, no one's gonna
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: believe this story. Oh I believe you. I got home
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: and I pulled sheryln aside right away, and I'm like
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: please sit down with me, Please sit down, hold me.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I need to talk to you. You're not gonna believe this.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna believe how big this was. But I
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: know that this is this is something that's happened to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: other people. I don't know if it was as big.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I find it hard to believe that anyone has had
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a fish on their line bigger you probably. I'm not kidding,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I'm dead seriously. So last night I called Garrett Sicily,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: who's a friend in a professional fisherman, like the real deal, right,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: like he's got sponsors in the whole nine yards. Call
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: him up, tell him this whole story, and I'm like, buddy,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: how big could it have been? In other words, how
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: big can a bass get in a Vermont lake? Not
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Lake Champlain, right, but you know, a regular sized lake? Yeah?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: And he said upwards of ten pounds, maybe even more.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And of course he's asking me, you know what test
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is the fishing line? Right? Test? I don't how am
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I supposed to know? Right? How old is the fishing line?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Has it been on your fishing road for a couple
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: of years? I'm like, it's been on my fishing road
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: for like fifteen years, has it been on for more
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: than one year? I'm you know, so now you know
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I'm learning these things. What did you have the drag
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: set at?
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, yah, I didn't even know there was
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: a drag, but he said that it was probably And
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, buddy, I swear to god it had to
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: be two feet Am I out of touch with reality?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: And he said no, he said, you could have had
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: a ten pound er two feet long into your your line.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: There's there's, there's, there's there's some metaphors here about this
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: and and life and and I don't even want to
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: talk about that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you're not gonna get deep.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Would you have released it after you caught it? Of
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: course I would have wink wink, wink wink. I would
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: never take that home. Man, eat it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: No. Never did you hear about this child who ordered
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: some dumb dumb lollipops using mom's Amazon app on her phone.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: No, tell me about this dumb dumb that did this.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: This was a this is a big story. I'm gonna
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna you're gonna bring it out. I'm gonna play
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: it for you. Got to hear this. Are you ready yep,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: all right, bring it on stand by. Hopefully this is
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: going to work here. This I this caught my attention.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to tell you about this.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: To the viral stars that had a bird's eye view
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: of the papal conclave this week really got the tens
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: of thousands of people gathered in Saint Peter's Square, the
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: close eye on the chimney atop the Sistine Chapel, waiting
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: for that white smoke.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Roan's seagulls, all that seat in the house. A second,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: that's not it, seagulls. Let's see.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: It was really geist.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe really like committing to things. Let's see, let's see
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: if I can find it here. I thought that was it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: This the eight year old son ordered seventy thousand lollypops.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Boy Kentucky accidentally ordered more than seventy thousand Dumb Dumb
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: lollipops on Amazon. Lea's mom, Holly, said her son spent
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: four thousand dollars while playing.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: With her phone.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Amazon tok her to reject the delivery, but despite tracking it,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: twenty two boxes showed up. She didn't manage to reject
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: the remaining eight boxes, but they're still left.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: It with all those lollipops and.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Holly community they stepped up banks and doctors officers buying
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: the boxes, and some were also donated, which is the
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: thing that Amazon eventually agreed to refund the full amount,
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: saying they're glad they were able to quote turn a
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: sticky situation into something.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, buddy, that's awesome.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Four thousand dollars worth of lollypops.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And then Amazon says, no, we're not going to refund you. Yeah,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: but then they did. They did, but only after there
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: was a shit ton of press on it.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, And that's how that's that's why I always say
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: to people, instead of fighting with business or bring it
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: to the press, because the press is just getting the
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: story out. There can be enough to sway the outcome.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Unreal, that's funny. Four thousand dollars and then the community
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: comes together and starts up a little gofund me to
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: foot the bill here. Yeah, I think that that's funny.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Have you heard about the new Starbucks?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Did I send this to you last night? Yes, it's
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: a Starbucks cup of coffee. Yeah, new flavor, new flavor.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: That's forty five dollars.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone figured out the way to get the most
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: expensive item on the Starbucks app. It's called the ventie
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: maca creme frappuccino, twelve shots of espresso. Yeah, but a
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: bing comes with a free hospital bill. So here it is.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking here. The base drink is six dollars
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: and twenty five cents, right, robbery in itself. Yeah, the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: twelve espresso shots at another fifteen bucks. Then the twelve
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: shot bumps, I don't know what this is, brings it
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: up another fifteen bucks. And then let's see. You get
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the uh, the mocha and the dark caramel sauce that's
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: a dollar sixty. You get the caramel drizzle that's sixty cents,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: the frappuccino chips and one pump of chai that's a
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: dollar sixty. The caramel crunch topping is fifty cents. The
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: vanilla bean and chocolate malt powder four scoops, by the way,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: that's a dollar each. And then the whip cream, which
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: is you know, free, they threw that in there. Yeah,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: well that's free. That's nice. Thank goodness.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Well it makes it you know, you're like, hey, I'm
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: spending all this money, but I'm kind of getting some
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: free stuff.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: You're getting something free. That's a great point.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, always look at the glass as half full.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: That's I would think the same thing if you and
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I were to go get one of these.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be like, oh my god, JD, look you
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: free whip cream. And since it's three, I'd be like,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: top it off a little bit more.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Give me some more forty and fifty five cents and
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: with tax forty five bucks. Now, I have a question
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: for you. Yes, do you like Starbucks coffee? I've had it,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: and I don't.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. Every time I have had Starbucks,
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I've gotten sick, really every time, whether it be just
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: a coffee or their white Moca bub white chocolate Mocha Bubba. Yeah,
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, I have always afterwards my stomach has
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: been upset. Yeah, and I feel like why did I
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: have it? So now when I go buy a Starbucks,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, get it away from me.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: The last one I had was a pumpkin spice latte.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: It was a couple of years ago.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: And it was like ten bucks man, Yeah, yeah, come on,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: but have you had the dunkin donut? Let me tell you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Have you had that dunkin donut? White caramel drizzled iced coffee.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yet is that that stupid shit you got last time
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: we were there.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is literally like four thousand calories.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, and it is so good.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: So yesterday I stopped at Starbucks to get myself two
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: days ago, to to get myself one of these giant
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: heart attacks waiting to happen. And I get up to
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: the window and there's a line behind me. Of course, okay,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: a line. And I get up to the window. After
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: ordering it and paying for it, I get up to
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: the window and I'm waiting and waiting and waiting. Ten
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: minutes goes by, still freaking waiting. Yes, I'm in the
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: car with Tracy and her mom. Her mom is up
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: from Ecuador, so yes, she's up for the month. So
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: we were in the car. We went to the nursery
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: to buy stuff and I bought an amazing thing. But
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: ten minutes and I'm looking at the line behind me,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: going these people.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Must hate us. Yes, of course they do.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: The guy comes over to the window and says, I'm
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: sorry it's taking so long. We're training somebody now.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: The last person on the planet he should be saying
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: that to you, is you?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Okay? I understood training. But when you have a line
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: that goes around Dunkin Donuts all the way to the
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: other side where the order area is, that's when you
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: look at the training and say, let me do this,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: let's get caught up, and then we'll we'll start training
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: you again. Nope, I sat there finally had to tell
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: the guy please let the cars behind know that.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't my order. Of course, it was your order.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: That it was the trainees job. That that that's what
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: took so long. But yeah, it is the most amazing drink.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: But Starbucks not so much. Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: not a fan.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: It almost sounds like you are kind of segueing into
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: what burns my ass?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a couple of things that burn my
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: butt lately.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna go next? Me or you?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: You may just you may go because it takes you
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: four hours to tell a two second stories, so you
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: go first.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: You sound like Chuck. Now, well, because it's true. I'm
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: at I'm at a Chinese buffet.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you just say buffet? Why do you have
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: to identify it?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm at a buffet okay, in White River, and I'm
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: there with with a friend. Yep. And this guy behind
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: us in the next booth, behind me, directly behind me.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I hear his phone. That's his phone rate really loud,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and this is what I hear.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Yo, Oh my gosh. First of all, what is yellow? Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: it's the new, it's the new.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Hello, Chuck does this? Yeah? Yellow? You ever heard Chuck
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: he answer the phone. No, he doesn't do a quick yellow.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: He does a long Oh my goodness. Okay, so we
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: get that, and right off I'm going, oh boy, here
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, this is what I heard. What bullshit?
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: If he thinks I'm gonna do that deal, that's That's
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: not the way it went down. That's not the way
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I went down. Yeah, well tell him that, yell him,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: get on the get on the email. And he's going
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: on and on and on.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: For how long? Not ten minutes? Twenty minute?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're not out of the cup, right, I'm not out.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Of Okay, I'm still in the cup. And that fish,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. I know. I'm like, well, twenty minutes of listening.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: To this, Gosh, you didn't say something, you know I
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: would have been on. I know you would have been
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: I would have tapped them on the shoulder and said, easybody, easy,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: there's people around.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Why Oh I forgot to mention very important thing. Okay,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: he was on speaker phone.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Why do people do that?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Why do they pick up their phone yell out and
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: then hit it speaker and then hold it there.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: And let the whole what.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Here?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Right here?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Look ear ear?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Do not need ear air? Do I need to hear
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: your whole two way conversation?
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: No? No, That's why I have a head thing that
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I put in my ear so when I'm talking, I
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: don't have to and hit the phone and nobody hears
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: it but me. What's wrong with people? And it went
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: on and on, Bud, But you didn't say anything. I
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: didn't say anything. I just sat there and stooped. See.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I would have been like I would have answered things
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: like when he's like I'm not gonna, I was like,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it either, good for you. I would
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: have jumped in like I was part of the conversation.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I would have done.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Why why is it necessary to first of all, don't
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: don't get on the phone and be all loud and shit, Yeah, okay,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: you don't need to shout right, they can hear you, right.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: And don't share their side of the conversation too. By
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: having on speaker phone, you're getting both sides, theirs and his.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: One time, I was at it all you can eat
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: buffet surprise, and I'm not and I'm not. I'm not
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: kidding you on this. This was this was years ago,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: years ago, four or five years ago. And I'm sitting there.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not bullshitting you, Chi, I'm please, I'm not bullshitting No.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: You're thinking he's gonna bullshit me right now. Nope, Nope,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I reserved the right. I'm sitting there and I'm literally
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: eating sushi, which I love. I love sushi, raw tuna,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: sushi with the green what's what's that seaweed? Whatever? And
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm eating this and there was a lady who was
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: across from me. She wasn't on speakerphone, I'll give her that,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: but this is what she was saying as I was
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: eating my what now, raw sushi tuna? What colors tuna?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Oh it's orange and kind of reddish pink pink?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, don't oh no.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: People cover your ears. Well, have you told Judy? Have
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you told her that she's overdue for an internal Why
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: not Joanne, she needs a pap smear and you know
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: that this is not this is nothing to be fooling
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: around about. She's got to have a pop spear. That's awesome.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: That's when I turn around with my suitshirt, say, and
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: if it looks like this, she's okay. Oh what's wrong
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: with people?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Is there anything that burns your ass?
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, please go next.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was driving down Montpellier main Street.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Are you exaggerating? No?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: No, And let me tell you I cannot stand I'm
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: sorry people, I don't like Montpellier. It's not a town
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: for me, okay, And I have a multitude of reasons,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: but I'm not going to get into it. So when
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: I'm driving down Montpellier main Street, I'm focused on getting
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: out as quickly as possible, following the speed limit, but
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: getting out as quickly as possible.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: And I cut off to the side one of the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: side roads. Did you just say you cut someone off? No,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: I cut off to the side. I didn't stay on
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: main street. I was on the side all right. And
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I'm driving and now I must be going about fifteen
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: miles an hour.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, because on.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: The side roads, you know, you got to slow it down.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm going fifteen, and this woman is walking with
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: her child who couldn't have been more than eight nine
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: years old. Okay, she has the child on the street side.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Of the curb. You're pissing me off right now.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: And she's on the grass side of the curb.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing? Why are you boosting my blood pressure?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: And as she's walking and I'm going not even more
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: than fifteen at this point. And when I see a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: child walking on the sidewalk, I always move over to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the left moor, almost like in the middle of the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: lane of the road. So it's to give myself more
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: clearance from anybody that could run into the road. Of course,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I do the same thing when I stop at a
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: crosswalk and somebody's crossing. Sure a lot of people. Once
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: they pass your car, they go. I wait until they
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: pass my car and get on the curb on the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: other side. That's when I go, because I just you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: never know if they're going to turn around, it, drop,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: some whatever, So I always wait until they're back on
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: the other side of the road. So I saw this
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: kid with his mom. He's on the right by there
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: of the road, so I moved over to the middle,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: still going fifteen. The kid runs toward the street, runs
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: toward the street. The mother moves quickly and rams the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: kid's arm and looks at me and goes like this ready,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm like what, And so I looked at him.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, I went like this, and she's like
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: angry at me because her child was heading toward the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: road and I was over and only going fifteen.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: What burns my butt is the fact that first, because
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: it burns it.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: What burns it is you should always have the child
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: the furthest from the road. Her child was already set
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: up to fail being on that side. And then she
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: got mad at me that her child was lunging out
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: into the road. I didn't give her the finger. I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: didn't do anything. I just went what, Like, why you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: mad at me? What did I do?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: You were same thing with people walking their doors, they
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: walk them on close to the road. I'm like, why
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: so that that burns me?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't believe. I am so glad you Every
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: week something happens to us.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Every week. I have to go to the doctors after
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: this week, after this show, just to get my blood
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: pressure back down because this show gets me going.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Every week something happens to you, yeah, and something happens
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: to me where I say, oh my god, that's going
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: on Thursdays. What burns my ass? Well, you know what
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: else burns me?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I go to the pulmonary doctor yesterday.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Lord.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Now, if anybody's ever gone to pulmonary up in Burlington two,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: there's one long reception desk and there's two people sitting there,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: one on this computer, one on this computer. Yeah, there's
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: a line to check in.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Show me with the hands.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: A line here, A line here. Okay, I am the
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: fourth person back online here see nobody can see me
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: because you're not showing them. Line two lines. I'm in
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: line left, fourth person back. There's about six people in
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: line right, and I'm waiting while the lady's like, oh
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: eight of birth is seven? Wait thirty And I'm like, okay,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be one of those things. So I'm waiting
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: and I'm waiting. Finally, gotta be patient. Gee, I was
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: I stood there, I was on my phone. I was
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: just ignoring everybody. I actually had the phone like this
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: while I was standing, so people around me would know
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: not to talk to me.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: You should have been like Judy, he needs a pop smith.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: So I finally get to the front.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, I was going for a pulmonary breathing test and
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: then I was going to see the pulmonary doctor.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: So it was two things. Get up to the front.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, name, date of birth, so I give it
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: to her and she's like, and you're here for what
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm here for the pulmonary test and then
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: to see the doctor immediately after. Oh, so you're here
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: for the test first.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: I was like yeah.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: She goes, that's that line. I said, I'm sorry, excuse me, Well,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: that's that line over there. I says, ma'am, I've been
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: standing in this line. There's no sign saying that there's
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: specific No, you have to get on that line because
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: that's the one for the testing. I'm the one for
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: the doctor's appointment. And I said, you are kidding, right,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: And she's like, no, Well, you know what, I'll go
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: ahead and check you in because you've been waiting. I'm like, wow,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: whoa favor favor?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I'm getting a favor. Meanwhile, she's using the.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Same computer as the other one with the same stuff.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no sign saying testing on this sidle nothing just
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: oh no, that's the other line. And I even turned
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: to look at the other line and there was like
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: seven people. Now I was like, oh, hell no.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Did they go like this?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, nope. And then she said, well, you
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: know you're a little early. It's twelve fifteen. Your appointments
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: at twelve forty five.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: That always wants you to be early.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: And I said, well, I'm coming from Barry, I said.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: And I wasn't really sure where exactly to go once
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: I got here, so I figured i'd come early. And
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: she's like, well, I understand that, but you're half an
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: hour early.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Shame on you. And I was like, well, you're so
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: early that you've got plenty of time to wait in
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: the other line.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. So I said, well that's fine, I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: don't mind waiting. So she's like, okay, so I go
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: to sit down. Now, I'm going to sit after I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: leave my line on the left, I'm going to sit
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: And as just about to sit down, she says, excuse me,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: mister Philbs. I'm like yeah. She goes the testing seating
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: is over there. I said, oh, okay, thank you, and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: I got up and I walked three chairs down to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: the testing seating area.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Was there a sign that said testing you nothing.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: When I got inside, the nurse was so lovely and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: I said to her.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: She says, how are you. I says a little.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Perturbed, and she says why, And so I told her
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: what happened. She said, oh, my gosh, it doesn't matter
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: where you sit, it's all in the same room. I said,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: thank you. She said, well, I'm so sorry that you
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: went through that. I mean, she was lovely as pie,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: but the oh my gosh. Then when I left, they said,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: just check out. On your way out, just check out
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: and you can go. We don't need to see you
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: again unless you have any breathing issues because I have asthma.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I go there. I said, okay. So I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: go to the front the same lady because now I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: came out of the doctor's side and she's the doctor's side.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: So I went to her and she looks at me
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: and she says, can I help you? I said yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: They told me to check out, okay, and your name,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: so I gave her the name David Birch.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Pulls it up.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, there's not Is there something I need
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: to do? I said, excuse me? Is there something I mean,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: do they want you to come back? I says, no,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: no more coming back, no more tests, nothing. Did they
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: just wanted me to check out?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: So you're just leaving? I was like, yeah, she goes, Oh,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: then go ahead and go. I says, okay, I just
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: they told me to stop here. Yeah, nope, that's fine,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: have a good day. And I was like, does this
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: woman is she knew?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Is s.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Is there something I need to do? She's asking me
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: if there's something she needs to do to check me out? Yeah?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that that burns me. You or your ass?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Both?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Okay both?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, it burns my ass, trust me.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, stupid criminal file this morning. Yes, can't make
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: it up. I'm not going to make it up. Am
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I sitting down? I hope you are real people, real stories,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: real stupid criminals. It's the triple.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Real people's, true people, real stories, real.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Stud Once again. And I know I've said this before.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, please look it up, google
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: it yourself. This guy just stole an eight Oh my gosh,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you're already laughing an eight hundred pounds cannon.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, you heard about to settle a drug debt,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: thirty eight years old.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: He's from Kansas, some drug debt. Should we give his
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: real name? Why not?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Gordon Pierce congratulates mister Pierce, you won this stupid contest.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: He stole a rare Spanish American war cannon from a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: park from a from a park to pay off his
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: drug dealer. This you could almost say, this guy's a
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: loose cannon just says he let's see here, let me
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: let me just be the story. He wasn't a history buff.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: If he was a history buff, he wouldn't have stolen cannon.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: He owed his drug dealer twenty thousand dollars and was
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: worried that the man would kill him and his family
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: if he didn't pay, so he told police that he
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: was scouting copper statues to steal and make the money,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: and even got a homeless person to help him rip
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: it out of the ground, which is so isn't that nice?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: That's sad. Absolutely used to chain in a Chevy Tahoe
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: to drag it away, got some tools, cut it up
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: into four or five pieces, took the pieces to his
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: drug dealer to show them that he was, you know,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: doing his due diligence and putting forth some effort to
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: repay this debt. I'm doing all I can here right.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: The drug dealer was not impressed, not happy, called his
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: plan stupid, and then one of Gordon's friends, God bless him,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: turned him in. Gordon has been charged with theft of property,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: aggravated criminal damage and possession of drug paraphernalia eight hundred
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: pounds Spanish America war cannon over there looks pretty good.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Plenty of copper in that. How to do the trick?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: How stupid? Can people really get?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Are you and I stupid? No?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, we act stupid, Yes, because that's what we do. Yes,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I have a question for you. Please can
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I Can I talk about one of my visions that
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: I have for me doing here? Please do your production?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Am I allowed to talk about it?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Please? Yes?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Because I kind of want to get some viewer insight, yes,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: get some feedback. Yes, Okay. Because what I'm thinking of doing,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: people is with JD's help, of course, is I want
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: to start my own podcast, and I want to do
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: it once a week for an hour, hour and a
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: half podcast live. And I wanted to be a caller
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: call in interaction with callers who have opinions on topics,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: and I want the topics to be very broad. I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: wanted to be a local policy tics, national politics, religion, drugs, schools,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: whatever the topic is that we choose for that day.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Stretch marks not so much, Okay, go ahead.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: And I'd like to do it where I do it live,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: where I talk about something. Sometimes I'll have people on
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: the show as well, but the plan is for people
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: to call in and be able to throw in their
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: opinions and their ideas on that topic so that we
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: can discuss. I don't want it to be somebody calling
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: in saying.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't dranking four months and now I've started dreaking.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: I don't want I'm not going to be your your
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: therapist therapist, okay. I want to hit some really really
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: intense topics with humor, okay, with almost Howard Sternish, where
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: we kind of say whatever we want to say, with
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: some Ted talk kind of feel to it, some I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: would stern kind of feel to it, some G style,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. And I'd like to know with
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: the viewers here if that's something that they would tune
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: in and want to see, and also topics that they'd
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: like me to cover serious topics, funny topics, all that
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: stuff in the style that I am in me style,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: not in the JD style.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: You're saying you're not going to change for others.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not going to change it all, not
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: even a little bit.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: But I'd like to be able to sit.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Down and talk about things that people are thinking and
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: say what they're thinking but afraid to say. Sure, And
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: it's easier for them to say it when they just
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: call in because they can call in anonymously, whatever the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: case may be. And if there's a disrespectful caller, and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: I will say this at the beginning of every show,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: if there's a disrespectful caller and I'm you know, you're
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: on the air with G and they say, you know,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: I think you're the biggest ass, I says, I will
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: hit the hang up button without saying goodbye or anything,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: because I'm not looking for negative insulting. Sure, I'm okay
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: with negative. I have big shoulders. I can handle ridicule
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. But I'd like to do a
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: show like that. Ok so and something you know, it
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: could just be something as simple as the G Spot
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Tell All or whatever we decide to call it. And
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: it'll be something that will come on every week. Okay,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: ninety percent of the time it will be live. If I'm
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: going to be out of town, then i will pre
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: record and I'll usually have a guest when I pre
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: record so that there's more interaction with another person. But
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: that's what i'd like to do, all right, is I'd
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: like to do something. And I'm curious if anybody has
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: any names for me to title it.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: That would be cool as hell, because because.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: We've been talking names and it could be the G
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Spot Story or the g Spot News or whatever the case,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: there's something better than that. Yeah, there's got to be
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: something better than that. But I want to tie in
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: the g Spot. But at the same time, g Spot
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: belongs to air it out and to us. And i'd
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: like since you since your Fly in the Wall production,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I've asked you to produce it. Okay, I've asked you
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: to run the show with me. But that's something i'd
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: like to do, all right, and I'd like to get
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: on it as soon as possible.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Let's let's get this ball wrong, can Jed? Can Jed
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: come in here and set it up? Set it up?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can show you a couple of buttons
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: depressed too, But I mean he's he's going to be
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: able to set it up yeah, better, faster, more efficiently.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: But it'd be a daily dose of G Spot once
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: a week.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: So you'd see me on Thursdays here, but you'd also
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: see me on my own show that we don't know
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: what we're naming it yet.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: You are somebody who has a lot to say, and
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: No I have, you know. And the thing is people
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: always see me as funny, that he's joking around or
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: he's sarcastic. But there's a lot more up here.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: A lot more.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: And when it comes to interviewing and talking to people
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: and hearing people, I'm really good at that.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Yes you are.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: I just like to be a jackass on here because
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: we're going toward the weekend, and Thursday mornings is a
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: good way to say, you know what, here we come.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: We're coming into the weekend and it's gonna rain for
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: the fucking fifteenth time. Every Saturday is rain, rain, rain,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: So let's get a little bit of G Spot in
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: on Thursdays, which is great, but I'd like to also
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: do an interactive show in which we hit topics and
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: people can write in and I'll give them an email
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: and give them a text number that they'll be able
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: to reach me at when I'm not on the show.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: You can text all you want. I don't respond, So yeah, absolutely,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: So that's what i'd like to say.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. And I was just talking with
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: my new friend Brittany about about this, and this is
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: something that I have been wanting to incorporate for a
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: long time, and by god, I just have to do it.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: And that's having a number that people can can call
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: in on, right.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Right, because we don't want to use our own number.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Right. It's got to happen. I've got to I've got
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: to have that that ability.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: I will send you that information we talked about all right,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Well by the phone line, Britney's helped me out with
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: this too, She's taught me something new.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: So I've got to incorporate that soon. It's got to happen, yes,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: because I want people to all in and have fun,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: way in but also give information and also you know,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: goof around, but also but also get get get into
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: the thick of some conversation. This podcast is my niche
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: is that I don't have one, you know that. I mean,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: look at yesterday, Pat Fish was in here and it
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: was unbelievable, but it was generally generally some pretty serious conversation.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Brittany was in here the day before from the chup
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: to podcast, and I can't I can't even remember who
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I had a Monday foggy. Tomorrow Rex is going to
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: be in here, and Lord have mercy on all of us.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're still trying to.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Tame some beasts.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: You just can't pay my friend, you know, he'll be
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow. But it's like, you know, I love doing
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff on this podcast, going around, yeah,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: telling the stories, you know, real raw, relevant, relatable, Right.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: That's it, And that's why I want something that, Like
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: I said, I've always enjoyed didn't necessarily love the style,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: but I've always enjoyed Howard Stern for the topics that
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: he would hit. Of course, not necessarily agree with all
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: his views and stuff, but we don't have to agree
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: with everybody's views, right, Okay, But I've always loved the
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: fact that when he hits a topic, he hits it hard,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: and people call in they have things to say, and
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: he has no problem telling people, Oh, shut up, you
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: sound like an idiot and hanging up on them. I
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: don't want to be insulting to people, but I want
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: to be able to hit a topic. Yeah, okay, hit
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: the fact that the pope is from the US now
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: and why is that such a big, huge deal when
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: there's so many other issues out there that need to
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: be addressed. You know, why is it that we're constantly
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: complaining about certain things when other things are much more important?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: You know, why are the kids in school have so
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: much time to stick metal things into chrome books and
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: not like them on fire and not be supervised enough
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: that that doesn't happen? Or you know, why are we
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: walking our children on the side of the road instead
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: of by there?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: You know, I want to be able to hit why
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: is a guy squatting and taking a shit in front
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: of the gazebo in Berry City Park in the middle
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: of the day.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: Things like that, Well, things like that, but also a
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: little bit deeper conversations. I want to get into talking
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: about religion and how religion has gone so askewed, who
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: from what it used to be? Or the politics of
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: why is it you know, the politics are going in
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: the direction they're going and how do people feel about
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: certain things? And you know, I want to be able
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: to just say politics and religion. Yeah, I want to
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: be able to hit any topic that people want to hear.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to pick a topic that I want
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: to hear. I want to pick topics that people want
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: to talk about. Yeah, And that's why I'm going to
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: make available soon a spot where people can message me
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: or they can go on a.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Spot A spot yeah jeez spot yeah.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, where people can message me and they can say, hey,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: can you work in such and such some time and
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: I can put that in my book of topics that
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: we're going to hit over time.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Sure, you know you and I met, I don't know
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: twenty years ago something like that. You have never ever
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: been afraid of a microphone and never been afraid to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: say it.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: That was to be on Foggy with you. I'd come
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: on Foggy. The first time I came on Foggy, you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: were like, Okay, don't be nervous, you're going to be
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: And at the end of the show you were like,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: have you done this before?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm like no. But I also had my program
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: director come up to me afterwards and go what the
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: hell is that guy? What's his deal? And what's wrong
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: with him? So, like is he a real person?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so that's what and it may be, you know,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: whatever we decide to name it, and I certainly you know,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Glen and Crystal and everybody. If somebody has an idea
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: on a name, that's fine. We'd like to stick somewhere
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: in the g spot area, but not that title because
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: that title belonging to air it out.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: It does you haven't paid any royalty.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: It's you know, this is a sacred spot. I enjoy
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: my Thursdays, you know, I enjoy clowning around. It gets
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: me into the weekend. Sure, and when I'm not here,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: I'm disappointed. You know, Like next week I'll be here. Yeah,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: next week I'll be here, But the following week I won't. Yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: because I'm going down to South Carolina to visit my son.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Crystal's gonna get all pissed off.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: I know, Crystal.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: I offered to call in on that day, but j
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: D said, no, you're on vacation.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Enjoy it so far.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: So anyway, So that's what I wanted to I wanted
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: to throw out there and see if people had some ideas.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: They can also message me on messenger. Yeah, otherwise, you know,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I'll have a number for them soon that they can call.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do the same thing. And yeah, I
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: have been wanting to have a phone number here for
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: the longest time. Yeah, And it's it's like it's gonna happen.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: It's going to happen, really, And I want people to
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: say if that's something that they would want to see,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: because I don't want to do something. If everybody's like, no,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: it sucks, then I don't want to do it. But
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just it's something that I'm kicking around and so
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: and you and I have been talking about the logistics
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: of it, so we need to get feedback now.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I need feedback. I love it all right, I love
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: you know. I love coofing around with you. I love
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: you know. I haven't had a chance yet. And I
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: will to tell everyone about all the fake flowers out
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: in front of your house. That's that's that's coming that's
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: the thing that's coming up.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: I have tons of real plants, but I have two
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: urns and in the urns right now, actually I have
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: plants coming in for them, but in the urns out
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: front it's some fake plants. And JD right away when
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: he came over, took pictures of them and said, I'm
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: reporting you for having fake flowers. And I tried to
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: pee on them, and you did try to pee on them,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: which is something you do every time you come to
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: my house. You're find something to pee on. I'm just
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: leaving my scent, I know. But if you drive past
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: my house, ninety nine point nine percent of the plants
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: out there are all real, except for the ones in
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: the urn. Okay that you had to get all sorts
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: of anal about. And I was like, buddy, calm down,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: You're like, gee, what is this?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Uh listen, I gotta tell you. You're you're selling your
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: own sauces now, your own Italian sauces.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, may even have it on on Uh what's that?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: What's that stupid feed? Next next door neighbor whatever it is.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it's. I don't know what tell
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: you're talking about, but.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: It's next door. The the platform that people use anyway,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: front porch form, that's the one.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, anyway, yes, but you you you sell these,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: you make Battalion.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Sauce from family recipes.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Family recipes from Sicily yep.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: And we had somebody by two cases of the pizza sauce,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: and she messaged me the other day and says, everybody
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: freaking loves your sauce. She says, thank you so much.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: I'm so blessed to have met you.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: That was Shelby. Yeah, yeah, great lady yep, a bit
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Bogey Brothers. Yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: And she uses it to make pizzas and stuff for her, Uh,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: the kids and everybody that are on the tracks the motocross.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You also make uh this the oils? Yeah, the
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Papa Geese infused oil.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Which one is that?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: One? Is that? The fenel is that?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: This is the vanilla? This is the vanilla, the vanilla. Yeah,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: I have the vanilla, the fennel. I have all different ones.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: So I haven't made sauces in a while.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: How do people get in touch with you to buy
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: some of your products they can not buy? To donate? Yeah,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: donate to me. I have.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: I have a donation fee that I like to charge.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: But that's something I discussed with people on a one
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: on one basis.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: How do people get in touch with you?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: What's my handle on Facebook?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: It's g Man? Is it g Man? I think it's
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: G man. I don't even know. I never pay attention
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: to my handle. Do you want to throw your cell
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: phone out? No? Probably? You know what? Are you crazy?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: So it's G man.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: You don't even know what you're don't.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: I don't pay it tension.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: That's a G dash Man forbis fo or bis.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: Becky wants to know if you ship, she'll pay all
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: the shipping.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ship, okay, Yeah, it's G dash Man fourbis and yeah,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: just send me a private message and let me know
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: you're interested. I have as far as the sources go,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: I have impossible meat sauce.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have, which I'm a pro meat guy. Yeah,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: and I tried this and I loved it. Yeah, give
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: me a little gas after did it, but I still
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: loved it. I still loved it, that's fine. And then
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I have the herb sauce, which is all fresh herbs.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Then I have the sausage sauce, which is cooked with
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: all ground sausage. And then I have the regular chopped
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: meat sauce. And I also have the pizza sauce, which
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: people always say, what's the difference between like an herb
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: source and a pizza sauce, And the difference is really
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: very simple. Pizza sauce, you don't want the hunks of
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: tomatoes and all that stuff in there, sure, because you
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: want to be able to pour it on the on
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: the dough and smear it out without having chunks all
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: over the place.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: Now, if you want to make a pizza with the
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: sausage sauce or whatever, that's up to you. But the
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: pizza sauce has no chopped tomatoes or anything in it.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: It's just strictly herbs and spices and stuff like that.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Interesting. So yeah, so I have that, and your house
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: smulls smell smells Italian, incredible smells Italian. I mean, what
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: can I say? I'm Italian? One more time? An explanation
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: of the drink that you have, because I'm noticing it's empty.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Please sure my powerade zero with the number five?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's five?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: The five is how many?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: What's this?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: The five is how many weed drops? I put it
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: into my drink in the morning or at nighttime or whatever.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: And last night I think I put little bit too
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: much weed drops in. So when I went to bed,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: I fell right to sleep, which is great, But I
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: woke up this morning feeling a little bit like I
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: had had some weed in me still, So to counter that,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: the hair of the dog is to put some drops
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: in your current drink and it helps bring.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: You right back up. So beautiful. Yeah, so that's what
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I had. So it's so nice.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: And you know what's funny is people always like, oh
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: my god, Well, first of all, I don't smoke pot.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: I don't do any drugs or anything like that, but
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: I used to whenever I got upset or emotional, whatever
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: I would, I would have a value My doctor had
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: ordered me he'd give me like ten volumes, and as
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: long as I didn't take them all at this, you know,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: within ten days, he would refill it. So if you
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: give me ten volumes, it would get me through three
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: months because I really don't take it a lot, but
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: when I'm feeling really stressed, I'll pop one or whatever.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: So I asked him for a prescription again because I
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: hadn't had, you know, last prescriptions like four months ago,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: and he's have you ever tried doing gummies or something
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: like that? He says, because those are not bad for you,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: they're not addictive, and where valume is addictive, and if
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: you do too much you could be addicted to it. Now,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: I like, I said, ten pills over three four months.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Obviously it's not. I'm not addicted to it. But he
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: said to go more generic and not be on a
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: pill kind of thing. So I started doing gummies and
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: he said one hundred doesn't. It doesn't affect other medications
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: you take. It doesn't all to you unless you do
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: too many, and you want to be stupid. So I
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: do my gummies so I don't smoke pot I don't.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not a stoner, I'm not this and that. But
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: you know, a couple of drops here, a gummy at
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: night to help sleep, nothing wrong with that.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: So if you took too many, you might want to
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: try to jump a parked car and a bicycle.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Or jump off, like you know,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: a twenty story building, Yeah, onto another twenty story building,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: because that's what they do.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Or try to make it to the swimming pool.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, and they miss and they hit the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: concrete before we skip out.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Yes. I always get a message, either a text or
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: an email from someone saying, please ask G what his
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: take is. Yes, yes, well it's a little bit of it.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: It's always kind of a dilemma, and I've got one
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: right here. And this lady goes on and on and on. Okay,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: big long email, so I'll give it one word answer.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: As a respond saying that she's thinking about consulting a
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: relationship expert. She started dating this guy and when they
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: got talking, they had a great first date, lots of laughter.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: As a joke, they were talking about hobbies that they enjoy.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: She said, one of my hobbies is scrolling people on TikTok.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Scrolling okay, yes, okay, I'm sorry. Trolling, trolling, ok, trolling people.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I was like, scrolling okay. And this guy
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: had a laugh with her, a good healthy laugh. But
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: he hasn't been in touch since their first date, which
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: she says went very very well in her opinion, Yes,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: in her opinion, but she thought it was also his opinion.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: But now that she's admitting that she likes to troll
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: people on TikTok, whether she was just joking or not.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: You know, you're nervous on the first day. You're trying
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: to be funny, trying to break the ice, loosen things
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: up a.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: Little bit and say things you probably shouldn't say. Well, yeah,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: what do you like to do. I like to troll
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: people on TikTok and he's ghosting her, and now she's saying, wtf,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: what's cheese take on this? I don't know because I
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: don't know how that went down.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Did she cook her own goose?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: I think talking about trolling people, You know, trolling people
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: isn't really very isn't isn't pleasant. It isn't a thing
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: that I enjoy hearing about. It's kind of creepy. It's
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: like somebody peeping into a window watching somebody else. It's
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: like weird. So if this person heard you talking about
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: the fact that you like to troll, he may have
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: laughed it up because well, he's in a situation where
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: captive audience. You know, I'm at this table. I'm not
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: going to just get up and walk out because I
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: think that's weird.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: But I think she might have cooked her own goose
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: on that, you think.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's like saying, you know, I really love
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: tying people up and beating them up and then setting
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: them free. Aha, And the person laughs at you, and
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: then they get in the car and they say, yeah.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: You're not going to tie me up and beat me
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: a bit? And I can't wait till I reach fifth gear.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: Right, So yeah, So I think less is more, especially
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: on a first date.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: I think revealing your dark sides and your weirdness and
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: quirkiness isn't necessarily And what happens is we fall for that.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: We're laughing our answers off so much that we just
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: keep going sure instead of knowing when to stop in
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: that laughter. So I think she might have overdone. And
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: if she doesn't have his number and he didn't call
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: her back, then move on. If she has his number,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: a simple text hey still interested, question mark and if
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: he doesn't respond, move on.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, if you keep doing it, then you become a
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: stalker and the next time you have a date, keep
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: your mouth shut. Maybe nuts well, not so much on
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: the trolling thing and on the creepy thing, you know, hey,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: just so you know, I know, it's a first date.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: We're having a good time. But I love picking my
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: nose and sticking it in my ear because that's a
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: cute little quirk that I love doing. Isn't that funny? No?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Gee, I love you, I love you too. I already
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: can't wait till next Thursday. What do you got going on?
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: The rest of the day today.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be putting mulch down today.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: I ordered two yards of mulch, and I planted rooted
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: dendrons that are blooming. I planted yellow roses, double box roses,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: damn fell so I know, and I planted lavender.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm going to be putting down moltch today.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: Wonderful. Yeah.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: How exciting is that?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: Watch out for the blackflies, buddy.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I want to get it done early, but
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: it's also supposed to be raining on and off, and
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: then that help you for the next few days.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: So you know, I might go out when it's showering
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: a little bit because then I'm safer.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: So, plus, the plants get the water while I'm doing it.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: When you're doing the mulching, shirt on or shirt off,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: shirt on.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, and let me tell you those people, those seventy
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: year old men with the big gut and the hairy backs,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: that wearing no shirt to cut their lawn. Put your
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: clothes on. We don't want to see it. M