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Surprise Bonus:The Dads Go Live At Apple! · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Ash, Yes, what buddy?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? Big guy?
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Guess what I've got not just for you, but for
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  Speaker 1: the listeners as well, A very big, super special, juicy
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: surprise dropping in your ears right now, right the second
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  Speaker 1: to get ready for it? Sit down?
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  Speaker 2: What could it possibly be? Matthew?
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  Speaker 1: It's a bonus episode? Oh whoa would you would think
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  Speaker 1: they would figure that out because they're listening right now.
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  Speaker 1: But what did we do? Well? Ash? We recorded a
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  Speaker 1: very first ever live show at the Apple Store in
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  Speaker 1: Sydney on George Street. And if you weren't there, shame
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  Speaker 1: on you. How dare you?
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  Speaker 2: We'll see you next time hopefully.
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  Speaker 1: But for those of you who are outside of Sydney,
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  Speaker 1: the good news is we packaged it up as a beautiful, sexy,
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  Speaker 1: delicious bonus episode.
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  Speaker 2: I love the way you said that, Madam was a
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  Speaker 2: fun that little ride in the Apple Store such a
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  Speaker 2: nice building, especially at night.
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  Speaker 1: You know what My favorite part of the show was
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  Speaker 1: when we're walking off and you said, my phone has
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  Speaker 1: never been so charged. I loved this.
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  Speaker 2: I love I love doing the event here at the
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  Speaker 2: Apple Store because my phone's never been so charged.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a shame that won't make it onto the
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  Speaker 1: bonus episode, I was like, I've got to put it
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow. It was a great lit nugget for me. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I chuckled my way out the door.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. So please enjoy our today at Apple event.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Two Dating Dads. I am Maddie Jay,
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  Speaker 1: and this is a podcast about her and it is good.
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  Speaker 2: It is the bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 1: And we don't give advice, but what we do do.
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  Speaker 1: Did you things you shouldn't say to a parent?
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you got your hands full.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with your kid, but my
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  Speaker 1: kids sleeps through the whole night.
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  Speaker 2: When you're pregnant, you announced the sex of your child
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  Speaker 2: and they respond, will you try for a boy next time?
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  Speaker 1: I'm still pregnant very much today, April and teen is
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  Speaker 1: great to have you here. Ashes out of half. Laura's
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  Speaker 1: not here. I had to make her not come otherwise
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  Speaker 1: She's steal the limelight.
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  Speaker 2: As she always does, and she's pregnant. Everyone be looking
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  Speaker 2: at her belly right outside. I know she loves it too.
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  Speaker 1: I do have to start this podcast and say, welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to two Dotting Dads. I am Maddie Jay and
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  Speaker 1: I'm Ash. This is a podcast all about parenting. It
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  Speaker 1: is the good, it is the.
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  Speaker 2: Bad, and the relatable.
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  Speaker 1: And this will come as a surprise to no one,
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  Speaker 1: But today we will not give any type of advice.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not, no way, No, wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Dare is Angie here? Where's Angie? Angie? Thank you? I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say thank you for your support. I
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  Speaker 1: saw you doing stories before and I was like, and
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  Speaker 1: you you reshuffled? I was saying to Ash, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: did you I love that well? And I'll also say,
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  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Oz like an interpreter who has to say everything
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  Speaker 1: that I say? I'm sorry, does anyone know the story
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  Speaker 1: of how Ash and I met? Anyone? Well, you're in
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  Speaker 1: for a treat.
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  Speaker 2: We get this question a lot. How did this all start?
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  Speaker 1: So it will those two thousand and twenty two?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa that went fast?
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  Speaker 1: I know you started following me on social media?
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  Speaker 2: Incorrect? Immediately incorrect.
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  Speaker 1: I've actually got who do you think message? Who first?
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  Speaker 2: You definitely messaged will you followed me first? Because April
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  Speaker 2: made me follow you back?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, first message here was from Ashwick's on the thirtieth
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  Speaker 1: of September. Look, do you know what you said? No?
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  Speaker 2: You said it.
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  Speaker 1: No, you said, I wonder if I could sell my
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  Speaker 1: townhouse that I'm currently renting.
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  Speaker 2: I was renting it. Weird opening line, must have a couple.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then I got married not long after that,
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  Speaker 1: and you were saying, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know it's the invite on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you just came in too late.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have been best man, though surely.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking of Laura. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: should I should I invite him?
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have come, but you should have.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't invite you to the wedding. I invited
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  Speaker 1: you to a Christmas party that I got invited to us.
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  Speaker 1: I could bring a guess.
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  Speaker 2: Some say Christmas party is just as good as a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: It's on parth.
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  Speaker 2: Why I say that?
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  Speaker 1: And then you said I'd love to come. Let's wear
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  Speaker 1: matching shirts.
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  Speaker 2: We did so. I organized matching shirts because I'm lame
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, this guy's this guy's coming on strong.
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  Speaker 2: It was a bit march.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, can I pull out? Should we do this?
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  Speaker 1: But we decided on a bar We did. Yep, we
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  Speaker 1: would meet for a few drinks. I was late, as
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  Speaker 1: per usual, and it was it was kind of like
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  Speaker 1: a first date. I was a little bit nervous.
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  Speaker 2: More like a job interview. That's what I felt like.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like you were interviewing me.
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  Speaker 1: And then the poor bartender must have been like, what
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  Speaker 1: are these two guys doing?
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  Speaker 2: Because we were so like matching shirts. I thought we
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  Speaker 2: looked good, we look great. But I've looked at photos
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  Speaker 2: back and I was like, that's probably not a good move.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't. But then things were progressing nicely. We
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  Speaker 1: did a couple of videos together and yeah, we did
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  Speaker 1: one video in Centennial Park which went gangbusters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was more dramatic than I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: going to be. And the person who edited is actually here,
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  Speaker 2: so thank you for that. He said, what about this version?
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  Speaker 2: And it was like the sound.
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  Speaker 1: Of music, and I thought there's something here. But still
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't quite sure where I wanted the relationship to go.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't ready to commit to anything serious at the time,
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  Speaker 1: but I knew there was really strong chemistry. And then
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  Speaker 1: you came out, sat me down, and propositioned me.
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  Speaker 2: I did that sounds terrible, but yes I did. I
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  Speaker 2: asked you about starting a podcast, and I was pretty
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  Speaker 2: naive I've never done one. Matt has done a few podcasts,
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  Speaker 2: some of them most of them had failed. And I
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  Speaker 2: asked him a few times and he said no because
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  Speaker 2: he knew how much work goes into this. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you guys get to listen to it, which is great,
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  Speaker 2: but we worked tirelessly sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, what do you know about podcasting? And
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  Speaker 1: you were like nothing, nothing, no. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't have the time right now. We've
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  Speaker 1: just had our second baby. I'm flattered, but.
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  Speaker 2: Three years before that was it.
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  Speaker 1: I said no.
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  Speaker 2: He did say no a few times. I was persistent,
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  Speaker 2: and then I gaslighted him into saying that I had
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  Speaker 2: another dad. And I just said, it's all good. I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: I've got someone else that's willing to do this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: And I said who is it?
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  Speaker 2: And I wouldn't tell him because there was no one.
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  Speaker 2: I made it up. I left it a week. I
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  Speaker 2: let him stew. I knew what I was doing. I'm
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  Speaker 2: an ex car salesman, as most of you know. I'm
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  Speaker 2: pretty slimy like that.
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  Speaker 1: He played me like a fiddle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: I've got another buyer interested.
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  Speaker 2: In literally, I was like, they're coming this afternoon to
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  Speaker 2: test drive it.
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  Speaker 1: You better be quick now, and I was like, Laura,
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  Speaker 1: what should I do? I might lose him. It was
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  Speaker 1: like bring him over and do a test recall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I left it a week and then I gave
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  Speaker 2: you one more opportunity before I gave the fake dad
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  Speaker 2: the actual gig. And yeah, we Laura, obviously with her
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  Speaker 2: podcast career, had the equipment at home and we picked
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  Speaker 2: it up and gave it a go. I guess.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was listening back after the record. I
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  Speaker 1: think I thought it went well, and I was on
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  Speaker 1: the couch. I was playing it from a laptop. It
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  Speaker 1: was Apple, of course, and real subtle.
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  Speaker 2: How do you do Apple interpreter? Apple? Obviously that was
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  Speaker 2: so silly. I apologize about that.
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  Speaker 1: And Laura said, I think there's something here, and I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: let's just give it a shot. I'm not sure how
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  Speaker 1: long it'll last, but we're coming.
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  Speaker 2: Up to one hundred and sixty nine episodes. Let's look
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  Speaker 2: at that producer make sure that's correct. Yeah, as she is.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, I know, and we we didn't know what
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  Speaker 2: to expect. I mean, the first podcast we actually did.
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  Speaker 2: We filmed it at your place on the dining room table,
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  Speaker 2: and I remember vividly washing on the table. There were kids,
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  Speaker 2: cutlery and plates and all sorts of thing everywhere. And
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  Speaker 2: we posted it online and someone was like, that looks
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  Speaker 2: like my house, and I felt like at that point
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  Speaker 2: we had something. That's when I felt like we had something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but the approach to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast sounds really dumb and simple, but that really is
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  Speaker 1: who we are.
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  Speaker 2: True Well said it was a T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we need to be more sophisticated in
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  Speaker 1: this environment. We spent so long slaving over the strategy.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a disaster that we had each week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. It was the week that was. But
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  Speaker 2: then we sort of branched out into other topics, such
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  Speaker 2: as vasectomies, which is a classic on my part.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you were the you were the I'm dealing
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  Speaker 1: with the pressure. You are, Yeah, of the VISECTI me
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  Speaker 1: chat at the moment. I'm about to have my third
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  Speaker 1: child in a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, congratulations, thank you, thank you. You're not having it.
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  Speaker 2: You've done none of the work, No, the initial work,
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming anyway, Well, we don't know I'll talk to
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  Speaker 2: Laura later and see who did all the week. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: there was a time where I didn't have a sex toy,
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  Speaker 2: and now it's most of my personality. If anyone who
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  Speaker 2: knows me and my wife over here, April, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: allowder for a first.
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  Speaker 1: Anymore, because you've done to the matter needed me.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I was shocked.
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked at you're thirty one. At the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was a young man.
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  Speaker 2: It's a young man so much ahead of me, but
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  Speaker 2: I'd had enough kids to be honest, I couldn't deal
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  Speaker 2: with anymore surely. And it was actually April was sort
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: of it was her idea, and I was hesitant because
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  Speaker 2: I do no research whatsoever, and I refused to read anything.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had known this was the type of
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  Speaker 1: person that you were before I said, yes, you're doing
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  Speaker 1: a podcast with you.
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  Speaker 2: And the preparation for me for everything is minimal. I
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  Speaker 2: just don't have the bandwidth for it. And I remember
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  Speaker 2: being so against it, mainly because I didn't know. I
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  Speaker 2: was ignorant. I kind of thought it would change me
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  Speaker 2: for some reason, and a lot of and then say
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  Speaker 2: that to me too, They're like, what does it change me, no,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I need all the testosterone that I can get,
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  Speaker 1: do you ges, you're pretty diast at the moment you
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  Speaker 1: could lose a bit.
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  Speaker 2: And I sort of brushed it aside, mainly because it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't my idea. And then it was a I think
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  Speaker 2: it was a Saturday night at a friend's house. Who's
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  Speaker 2: here somewhere? There is over there who now has a visect?
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  Speaker 2: Me as well? Your wife thanks me all the time.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought, do you know what to be a
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  Speaker 2: grand gesture? A really good idea is a vasectomy? Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: so I booked this vasectomy online with no research whatsoever. Well,
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  Speaker 2: my dad had a VISEECTI me, it's generational, matt so
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  Speaker 2: and he told me it's like getting a haircut. So
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how hard could it be? And because
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  Speaker 2: it was my idea, I thought it was great. What
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  Speaker 2: did you search to find VASECTI mes near me good
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  Speaker 2: and it popped up first one that'll do? He had
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  Speaker 2: five stars. I thought, how bad it to be? And anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I thought it would be great if I went home
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  Speaker 2: with this grand gesture to tell my wife that I
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  Speaker 2: had a great idea that I should get to a
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  Speaker 2: sex met even though she had the idea months before,
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  Speaker 2: years before, probably, and it was met with I've been
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  Speaker 2: telling you to do that for months, and it backfired
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  Speaker 2: a little bit, and I kind of thought.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, what time was this, now that you've worken
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  Speaker 1: up life on a Saturday night, it.
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  Speaker 2: Was pretty late April.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it.
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  Speaker 2: I have a really good idea getting a sect me
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  Speaker 2: And he's like and then yeah, she said, I've been
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  Speaker 2: telling you that for ages, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: you haven't. But anyway, I got booked in, went to
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  Speaker 2: the clinic and it's much like an old deli at
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  Speaker 2: a supermarket. You walk in, you grab a ticket, and everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Will at the clinic.
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  Speaker 2: At the clinic, yeah, sophisticated the ticket. The technology was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Five stars pulled a ticket, sat down with the rest
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  Speaker 2: of what I referred to as victims, because we were
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  Speaker 2: all sitting there like you know when you go to
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  Speaker 2: an airport and there's those seats and there's always a
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  Speaker 2: seat in the middle of everyone, like, no one wants
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  Speaker 2: to touch knees, it's not that scary, so we're all
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  Speaker 2: like this. No one wanted to talk. All it was
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  Speaker 2: was a conveyor belt of men walking up a hallway
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  Speaker 2: perfectly fine, and then sort of walking back like they've
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  Speaker 2: just ridden a horse, like a slight limp, like we're
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  Speaker 2: all in it together. I wanted to ban this together.
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  Speaker 2: But also, how do you start that conversation? What do
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  Speaker 2: you do?
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  Speaker 1: What's the eyesbreaker?
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  Speaker 2: There isn't one. You're just like, what are you here
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  Speaker 2: for a haircut? Anyway, So I get called up and
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  Speaker 2: I go up, and the thing is with a vasectomy
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  Speaker 2: is for a doctor, they tell you it's an irreversible procedure,
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  Speaker 2: mainly because it can be reversed, but there's a chance
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  Speaker 2: that it might not work, which for your mental health
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  Speaker 2: down the track is really important. So you need to
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  Speaker 2: know what to expect, and there's a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big moment.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I get called up and you go in
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  Speaker 2: and the doctor talks to you about you know what
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  Speaker 2: to expect, and it's irreversible, it's fine, and then they ready,
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  Speaker 2: here you go, and you're awake for the whole procedure.
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  Speaker 2: Brain surgery probably just as complex, they're very similar, so
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  Speaker 2: similar part. Anyway, I found myself just so nervous and
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  Speaker 2: anxious about this procedure that I was just was sweating profusely.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't stop it. And I found out later than
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  Speaker 2: my dad did the same. It's generational.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't tell you.
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  Speaker 2: No scare me.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like your haircut, You'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had haircuts that have taken longer. And I
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  Speaker 2: remember saying, they said, okay, we're all done. You can
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  Speaker 2: get up, and I was that quick, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: I would love to get up, but I've sweat so
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: much I'm stuck to the table. So they had to
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: peel me off the table like an old sticker, just
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  Speaker 2: to get up and off. And then they sit you
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  Speaker 2: back down and they wheel out an iPad in front
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  Speaker 2: of you, and there's another video about what to expect
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  Speaker 2: with recovery, what's going to happen next, what you should
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  Speaker 2: and shouldn't do, And then after that is followed by
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  Speaker 2: the doctor himself pops up on the iPad and asks
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  Speaker 2: for a review. No wonder, he's got five stars. He's like,
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: make sure you leave five stars.
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  Speaker 1: How many stars did you give him? Five?
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  Speaker 2: Of course it's too scared. Of course, I was just
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  Speaker 2: scared not to I was still in his office. And
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  Speaker 2: then after that comes up with a refer a friend
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  Speaker 2: and is this he's over there, And I walked out
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  Speaker 2: of that room like a cowboy down the hall. Give
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  Speaker 2: the boys the thumbs up. The rest of the victims,
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  Speaker 2: they're all scared.
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  Speaker 1: Then you walked a little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: I ended up doing fifteen k's on foot and woke
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  Speaker 2: up the next morning bruised up to my belly button
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  Speaker 2: and they said go home. I don't. I don't like Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: And so the recovery was dreadful. So, Matthew, if you
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  Speaker 2: are going to get a vasectomy, I would say, go
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  Speaker 2: to the pub straight after.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. Got it, thank you. And this is why
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: we don't give any advice on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Also, and it's funny with with something like a vasectomy.
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  Speaker 2: We have couple's dinners and by the time you get
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  Speaker 2: to the end of the couple's dinner, there's like three
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  Speaker 2: or four of u sectomies booked in.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of surgery at the moment, my my mum has
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: just had shoulder surgery. I'm not sure if people have
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  Speaker 1: seen on my social media I've been doing her hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, does everyone know, Ellie? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, such a good you would love that, such
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  Speaker 1: a good son. Yeah, she is looking after the kids
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  Speaker 1: because Laura is away at the moment. But it's concerning
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: because we are having a kid in just a couple
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: of weeks. Nana's got her arm and his sling. She's
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: no longer around for.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: She wasn't very useful before that.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare you?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Just the truth? She's pretty good.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: One second you're praising her, then you're knocking her down.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: But it's it's a worry because you Laura is really busy.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I've got a lot going on. The podcast is just
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: so popular. It's so much work, so much works. It's crazy. Jess.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I produces like be nice if you guys did something,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: But sorry, Yess. But at the moment, I'm staring down
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: the barrel of maybe trying to find another babysitter. And
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: this is something that you guys would understand because you've never.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Never paid for a baby, never paid for a babysitterup.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah wow.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: We have my wife's father, Frank Popper, who is any
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: more maternal, he'd be able to breastfeed.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So at the moment, I also got this PTSD
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: or when I tried to find a babysitter last time,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm if you heard this story strap on in.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: We were looking for a babysitter, and we looked at
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: promoting this job.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Every way possible to it on LinkedIn.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I was close to doing a LinkedIn post, but we
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: were on social media, we had agencies. We were going
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: far and wide. The net was very big that was cast,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: and it was hard to find anyone that was suitable.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It really was. It's not that it's really hard, and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: we only had three suitable applicants for this job of
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: being a babysitterup the first one. The first roadblock was
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the fact that I said, you will need to cook
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: a meal every now and then, and spaghetti. I just no,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: nothing fancy. It is not like you know, it's not lobster,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: it's not caveage. It's not like a I said, can
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you cook a lobster? I just said a spaghetty bolonnaise.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And she rolled her eyes and I said, this is
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: not the babysitter for me. Babysitting number two didn't show
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: up for the interview.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Give her the job.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Babysit at number three. She came in and the moment
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: she opened the front door, the sun was beaming behind
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: her and I just had this feeling this energy entered
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the room that I knew I'd found someone quite special.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: And straight away she had these coloring in pencils. She
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: gave it to the kids. She had a treat for buster.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is perfect. And she said she'd
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: been a babysitter her whole life. She loved kids. And
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, I think we've just found a
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: new babysitter.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Gratulations, I said, got the job.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: When can you start? She said Monday? I said, perfect,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I see you. Then Laura was out the door really
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: really early. So on day one she came in and
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: she was different. That sunlight that was behind her there
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: was no more well. She came in and she was
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: just very meek, and she went to Lola, who's my
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: second child, the youngest. She was three at the time,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: and she said, would you like to get ready for daycare?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And Lola went, no, I don't want it. And then
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: she looked at me and said, that's all I can.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I'm ideas. I don't know what to do. And I thought,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: you know, it's day one, she's probably nervous. That's fine,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'll get her ready. And then when it came time
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to driving them to daycare. It's a tricky daycare. It's
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: hard to park. I thought, I'll hop in.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: The car, your micro manager.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: No, I was.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I was just gonna sing first day of work, and
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: just like I'll get him with you, i'd get out. Wow,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: you've been a passenger in my car and I want
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: to get out.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I jump in the car with her and we reverse
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: out the driveway and it was just foot to the floor.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: We shot out the back of the driveway. She didn't
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: look left or right. Luckily there were no cars there.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And she said, I'm so sorry. The accelerator is a
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: bit sticky. And I said, yeah, it is a bit sticky.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: That's fine. And then as we were driving there, we
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: went through a tea junction. There's a stop sign straight through.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Good. She was got time for that.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I like the efficiency and I said, I'm so sorry,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: you've just there's a stop sign back there, and she goes,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and she's not. She's from South of.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Merdic micro managing. It's a nervous I get that.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I get that, you know, it's it is nerve wracking
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: having someone breathe down your neck.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Your boss. He's also the father of the children.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: In the back. Well, I was just wanting to do
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: the right thing. Ash And I don't know if you're
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: familiar with a part of the Eastern suburbs, the Bondai
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: to Bronte Walk.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Never either of those suburbs.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Beautiful part of the world. It's a lovely walk and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Tamil Beach has got this really lovely footpath that a
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: lot of people walk down and they enjoy the view
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: of one of the most beautiful beaches in Sydney.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: People in the Eastern suburbs, so you're from Northern beaches.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: But it was a great morning. A lot of people
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: were out and we were going around this part of
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: the and she was really hugging the curb and I
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: was worried about not just the children, but the wheels
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: of the car. It was a newish car and I
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: didn't want to scratch the wheels.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: You don't want to bug your manager's car up.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But I didn't want to say anything. I didn't want
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: to micromanage.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: That's the point you decided to stop micromanaging.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought there's a limit to everything, and I said,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say anything. I'm going to let
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: her learn on her own. Accord, and as we were
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: going around a corner seconds away from what it felt
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: like was scraping the wheel, someone in front of us
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: was very busy morning was running when to overtake someone
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: by stepping onto the road as we were approaching, and
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I thought to myself, if she doesn't slow down, she's
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: going to hit this person. And I didn't say anything.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I think I thought she was
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: in control. Next thing, this guy hits the bonnet of
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the car. I know, he flies up. The kids are
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: looking at him. He's looking at the kids.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: He's got a sun roof too.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: He lands behind us. She puts the brakes on, and
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: then everyone as well walking. They stop as well, witnesses.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: The witnesses Jesus. I was almost gonna say just keep driving,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: but I didn't. I'm not that kind of person that
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: would be illegal. So I hop out. I look at
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: this guy. He's laying on the road, and I don't
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: say anything, and I'm like, I don't know how to
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: approach situation. What do you do? Thankfully, he gets up,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: he dusts himself off, and he says, I'm sorry, what
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: did you say? And I said that's okay. He then
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: got up and he ran off.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: She took off what was probably the heart rate guy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I hop back in the hop back in the car.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: She's crying. I said, I'll drive. It's fine. And I
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: didn't have the heart to fire her on day one
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: because I'm a nice guy. So I kept it for
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a week until she admitted that she'd never been a
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: babysitter in her life, and she she quit on me.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I know she hit you with her.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: So that's what I'm staring down the barrel of right now.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Well, we wish you all the luck with the baby.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: If anyone has a baby they want to recommend for Matt,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: please it would really help us all out.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Anyone here, We do a segment called pair rants.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It is one of our favorite segments on the podcast.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I named it because it's so clever. It had to
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: be me.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: We don't have the intro song.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: We're not allowed to play the interest song that day.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: We will sing it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Sing it right now.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: But a pair rant is essentially it's a safe place
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: where parents can just vent about all the terrible parts
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: of parenting.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: It's amazing because there's so many terrible parts.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: We all love our kids. We do love our kids. Absolutely,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: no question about it. Conditional love.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: But God, yep, saying things like that, God, it makes
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: it sound worse.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Is there anyone here is not a parent?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Ah?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Gosh, it must be nice.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Do you want a couple of kids?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: But we ask people to submit their pair rants? And
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: we've got a couple here that we've Yes, we do.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I did say they'd be anonymous, but let's read the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: names there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta get names of shamed here. Okay, I'm
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: gonna go first here. And I love it when someone
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: sends one in that they're midway through the argument with
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: themselves already, and they're like, this is from Libby, and
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: she says, try working at a daycare in the baby's room,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: navigating everyone's new routines because of daylight savings.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I think that was off the back of us slagging
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: off daycare or early educated. Sorry sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: This one is from Taylor. She says, is anyone else
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: in a narcissistic relationship with the almost four year old?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: We could be having the most loving moment and then
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: he'll hurl abuse at me for saying no to a
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: third biscuit before dinner, because somehow I'm the bad guy
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: In their mind, you're always the bad guy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: This morning, I took Lola riding a bike at the
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: park for hours. We were then we got We've got
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: baby Chino's. We got home and she said, can I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: watch TV? I said, not just yet.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: She goes, I hate you, dad, that's fair you show. Actually,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Matt showed me a video of her riding a bike
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: this morning, and she can't ride and talk at the
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: same time, so she will talk, ride talk.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: It's exhausting. Its exhausting.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: A long day for you, my friend. This one's from Brody.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: My kids are treating my car like a rubbish bin.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: No matter how many times I say my car is
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: not a rubbish bin. According to children, everywhere is a rubbish.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Everything is a rubbish bin. Everywhere I know.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I catch oscar all the time stepping over an old
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: yogurt that's on the carpet, and I'm like, wait, pick
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: it up, like you get it?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? But again, love our kids.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: They are beautiful, the reason we're here. Caerish every moment.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: This is from Melanie. When you order something off the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: kids menu at a restaurant and it comes to the table,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: it's placed in front of the child and it is
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: hotter than lava. You then have to sit there for
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the next half an hour with them throwing a tantrim
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: because I don't understand why they can't eat their food
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to restaurants do better.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Excuse me. It's funny because when they put a hot
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: plate in front of an adult like that, don't touch
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: the plate, and we touch it. What do you think
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: of toddler's gonna do? And then they cry. It's a
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: whole scene when you get baby Gino's just make all
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: their food lukewarm, lukewarm.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: They don't get it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: They should. They should pre prepare the kids meals before
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: their shifts start and then they'll be ready.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Just serve its stone cold. Who are we kidding?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: They leave it till it's stone cold anyway.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: But should we do lies?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: We should do some lies. That's an old segment. We
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: bring it back here and there. It's got a great
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: song too, We sung that one as well.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I really wish we could see it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of money for the production,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: but we won't.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: We won't. A lot of people talk to me and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: say I will never lie to my children.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That's garbage. Idiots yeah, we don't mean like big lies,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: like things that are going to impact them that much.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: We're talking about things like the parks closed. Yeah it's not.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: But they just simple, harmless, victimless white lies. Every now
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and then we get to lie like the fire alarms
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: are actually Santa Claus watching.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You, or yeah, and I'm like, oh, this ice cream
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: is spicy.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: That's like a little bit borderline. But most of the time,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: it's just about trying to make sure that our kids.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: We mitigate a meltdown, a tantrum, we try and get
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: them to behave. And what we do is we share
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: these lies with our audience because we're all about helping
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: each other build up an arsenal of parenting tips. Yeah
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, I went in with a few lies
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: for this podcast, and now I've got a book full
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: of them. Oh yeah, And I love the variations from
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: like the food spicy to like, oh it's boiling hot,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: like anything like that, any variation to throw a kid off.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'm all about.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I believe anything. This is from Juanna. I'll go the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: first one here. She said, whenever I'm eating something and
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to share, I tell my kids that
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: it's medicine. Unfortunately, these are medicine donuts, and the doctor
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: made the medicine in the doughnuts just so a taste.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: It not as bad.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Genius. I love that the only problem is April and
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I told our kids that the medicine's lolly water, so
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: it's sort of stuck between a rock and a hard place. There.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Give us some of that medicine water again.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: They're like, I'm sick. That's a good one. See, food
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: variations are great. I love that this is from Daisy.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: This is good. Uh, put your kids show on in
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Mandarin and convince them they don't understand the words because
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: they're too tired. Oscar. The other day, my eldest, he's six,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: he put his favorite show on and he accidentally put
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: it on Mandarin and he was like, what the hell
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: is going on? Can you understand them? And I was like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: it must be died.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: This one is from Amy and she says we put
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: his clock forward an hour so he thinks it's later.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: He spent the last twelve months thinking he was going
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: to sleep at eight thirty, but really it was just
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: seven thirty.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: The time between them getting back from any daycare or
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: any supervision between then and when they go to bed,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: time stops still. It's like you know when you drive
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: on the freeway and there's the servos. Yeah, the time
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: just doesn't exist. Yeah, it's the same thing. So putting
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: it forward and then also you sort of combating daylight
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: savings there genius.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Never change the clocks.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: We use a bottle of moisturizer as magical cream. Where
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: am I for every bump and scratch? Saving is tons
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: on band aids?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Genius at the moment because Lola, any little bump, regardless
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: of whether there's any mark, there's blood, there's anything, She's like, yep,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: another one. And she only wants to have a band
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: aid for one day. So after a day she rips
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: them off and goes, yep, bring another band.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: She's making the day with it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm channing through band aids right now.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: The stock's going up.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Oh for God, write these down all.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I don't see anyone writing these days. They're all up here.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: This last one it is from Sam and she says
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the rides at the shopping center only work when it's
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: your birthday. So if there are kids writing them, obviously
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: it's their birthday.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I love seeing a parent put their kid on her
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: and pay for it, and there's two extra seats and
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: they just see me running with my two kids. Quick
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: hold on, Yeah, but I pay it back. I pay
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: for it, I tap it when and then let other
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: kids get on. I just send their parents an invoice.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You're part of the problem. I just collectively agree that
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: those rides will never get paid for.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: And the thing is they put a tap on it now. Okay,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: they put a tap on it now, So it's like, oh, sorry,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: but I don't have any money. It's like give us
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: your phone, give you give us.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: If you would like to submit a parenting lie or
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: a pair rount, you can of course do that at
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Hello at two doting, dance dot com, dot are you you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Can, or in our socials you can dm us. That'd
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: be great. We love them, we keep them, we collect them,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: and any variation of a lie is great. So we
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: But also, if you enjoyed this episode, we would love
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: it because we are actually going to package this up,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: put it on Apple podcasts.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: You're all going to be not on it. How does
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: that feel?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: What are the stars? But if you've enjoyed it, we
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: would love a reviewer. I think we're at seven hundred
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and fifty one. Who's counting. I'd love to get to
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: a thousands. So if there's anyone here who hasn't reviewed,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I would love it if you would.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: April, have you reviewed a good Angie?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Have you reviewed Oh My get Out? You've come to
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: our live show before you've done a review.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Were you basing your review off this live show? One
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It's a fuel that keeps us going, it is, for sure.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: But to anyone here who has been following us for
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a while, we want to say thank you so much
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: for coming to our first live show. We do record
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: it on the dining room table, and it's just this
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: is weird, and it's weird having people here. Ash I'm thinking,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, this idea is just popped in my head.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Should we do more than just the one off live show?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Is this going to be okay? At Little Mini Tour?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Is that TBC okay? So I'm going to carry away?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think I did say buzzing off the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: live show.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Someone asked us that question live and I was like,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: you know what, I'm pulling rank here, Yes, look at me, like.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to him, guys.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: So we hope you enjoyed this episode. A huge thanks
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: to Apple for having us once again, and we would
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: love it if you guys would give us a review
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: on Apple Podcasts of course, just a couple of comments,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: a couple of stars. We got one actually from the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: live show. Oh beautiful.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: What did it say?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: If you want to know what it says? Go read
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: it and then leave a comment.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Oh will I'll go and do it right now, and
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: we'll see you guys next week. See you, bye bye.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.
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  Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
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  Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander
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  Speaker 2: peoples today