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Hot Rods Weiner Wagon · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, can I give you a really quick heads up before we start all the fun?
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm driving up Coleman today.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: I took the hill over to drop back down.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes I'll take Hoffman.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes I'll take the hill over, right?
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: Deer.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: Right in front of me.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like, thank God I was only going like 33 because I had the room, but I'm gonna tell you uh the Wild Kingdom is out today.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know if it's because it's rainy and windy today, like it's a mix of both, and it's got them fired up, but I don't know.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: It seems like they get closer too.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: We were driving somewhere the other day, and I I honestly I don't remember where it was, and it it's just sauntering, like it's the catwalk.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this thing was in a full run to probably go find a mate.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Holy jeez.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, in my case, I'm like, I are you gonna move?
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Lady, on my time is what the deer is.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: My spot.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh just be dumb.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, because you know, who wants to text us this morning and say, Well, hit that deer.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for warning me.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you've been warned.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't, I have not, oh my god, where's some wood?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: I have not hit a deer in 20 years.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, that's good.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: When's the last time you hit a deer?
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: It was uh when Liddy was three, which is four years ago.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was coming up over one of these hills, drop getting ready to drop into West Elmira from the other side of the river.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, it was like old telephone road or something.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember the name of this.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: You know, your GPS goes, hey, this will save you three minutes.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it cost me$500.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you hate that when you take one option thinking it's gonna be the better option and then it just bites you in the butt?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: And 20 years later, here we are.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mine was on the Miracle Mile 20 years ago, which Oh, that's right.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because I remember it was so random, like a miracle mile.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly I just moved here.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, this is what I get.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: What a welcome to the twin tiers.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: And everyone in the office was like, Are you sure?
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: Miracle Mile?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't really know where things were at that point.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, yeah, it's it was right by the Mark Twain golf course.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and then Well, you figure they're running because they think it's an open field.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Just wait two hours until those golf balls get going.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: Or they're ready to hit hit the 18.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: Or the nine.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember?
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's gotta be 15 years ago.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, right outside our window, the animal control showed up.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: They had to shoot a deer that got caught in the fence.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: Here we are.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Did you actually shoot the deer?
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: You don't remember this?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: All of a sudden we're just gonna remember that part.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I remember that vividly.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the weirdest part was we're sitting here, we're just doing the show, you know, talking about God knows only knows what we were getting into, right?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: And uh all of a sudden we hear a pop, pop, and we're like, that's a sound you don't hear that often.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, you're not really, you know, and then we realized that they had to, uh, a deer got stuck in the fence and they had to, well, do what they did.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think that they took that deer home for dinner?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: I would hope.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's it's not like it's roadkill, it was literally right here, and they didn't It was a fresh kill on our property.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: Last night, my uh aunt was having dinner, she was hosting a dinner, and my dad and I talked on the phone.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: He said, I didn't go because she was serving venison.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you didn't even go at all?
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: And he said, Nope.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: I am right there with your dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I know that this is sacrilegious to say here, but I am not a venison person, no matter how many.
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  SPEAKER_01: The only person that has ever made something venison that I've been able to take is one of Terry's buddies, Big John from the uh garage up in uh Montour.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he must marinade the thing for six months before it goes on a smoker.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, all right, I'll try a piece of it.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: And really all you taste is all the marinade and everything.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: So other than that, no, not a venison person.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's the same with meatloaf.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everyone says, Oh, my meatloaf is so great.
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  SPEAKER_00: My venison is so great.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't, I don't want your meatloaf.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even my friend Elena said it to me last week when she was here, and she's like, Oh, but I love my meatloaf.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: Of course you do.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: So the the the studio door was closed this morning.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I come in, I said, uh what's going on?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's happening?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: And there's a very good reason because usually, even if I'm voicing a commercial, I'll leave the door open.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get embarrassed.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: I've been voicing commercials for long enough that hearing the sound of my voice, I actually love it.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Talk more, Ellie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: But then this commercial request came in from one of our sister stations, which is out of market.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I have never heard of this business, but we need it here.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's called Hot Rods Wiener Wagon.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we do.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: And they asked for a sexy, sultry voice, which is interesting because it was the first time I talked this morning.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And my voice wasn't quite perfect.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't quite warmed up.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the the the lines in the as soon as I saw the script, I was like, I gotta close the door.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: This is a little too hot for the producer.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the lines were things like um something about uh well, here, play the audio.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: You want me to go?
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I give me oh, you want your audio?
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna just to give you like a second, don't play the whole thing because it's very embarrassing, to be honest.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: I can't play it on that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm recording on that.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shoot.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well I was gonna give I was gonna get a uh a a music bed for you, some sultry music so you could just sort of reenact it.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Here.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Here, just go ahead.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: Give me give me give me a couple lines.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_00: Let me pull up the script.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa you see how quick I am.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: Let me pull up the script.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: What was the name of the business again?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hot Rod's Wiener Wagon.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't have the script anymore.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: Because once I record it in some.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it disappears.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: Well, fake.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: But basically, it was like everyone deserves a juicy wiener.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm loving this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
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  SPEAKER_00: At Hot Rods Wiener Wagon, we serve them up plump.
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  SPEAKER_00: One more line, please.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: Saddle up for the green wagon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Saddle up! I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't read the script.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Saddle up for the hottest wiener in town.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is why I had to close the door.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: It was too steamy this morning.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: Woof.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: Humidity's kicking off in the studio, too.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: We better dial down the AC.