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Oiling our Wicker · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 3: We need a cash winner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 5: Jim Colbert said we got one.
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  Speaker 3: We need a winner for sure. How do you know
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  Speaker 3: we didn't get one yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that, Jack.
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  Speaker 3: Neither do I. This is exciting.
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  Speaker 6: This is like after the lottery numbers have been drawn.
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  Speaker 6: You haven't checked your ticket yet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But then they tell you it was sold. The winning
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  Speaker 6: ticket was sold in Key West to the Publix. And
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  Speaker 6: you're like, damn it.
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  Speaker 3: I just set the jeans that that ticket's on on fire. Look,
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  Speaker 3: I waited for the first time. I usually, when I
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  Speaker 3: buy tickets, it's like that night I check, right?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't wait. I didn't even check for like
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  Speaker 3: two or three days. I get here and I find
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  Speaker 3: out I picked two numbers and the Powerball. Grand total win, $ 7.
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  Speaker 5: Are you seriously still complaining about that?
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  Speaker 7: I am.
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  Speaker 2: What a whiner.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I deserve more than seven bucks. I
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  Speaker 3: like when you win nothing and then we don't hear
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  Speaker 3: any complaints.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you more about this $ 7 than any one month.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get it one day, though. It's in my wallet.
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  Speaker 3: I'll find the nerve to go in and get the cash.
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably just going to get scratchies anyway. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: just trade in and stop saying.
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  Speaker 5: Scratchies. That makes me think you have like a skin
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  Speaker 5: condition or the Mr. Peanut skin tag is raising his
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  Speaker 5: ugly head again.
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  Speaker 6: Same bucket as drummies.
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  Speaker 3: It's like grown up term. You're saying scratch offs is better?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, scratch offs.
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  Speaker 2: Scratchers?
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  Speaker 3: How about scratchers?
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  Speaker 5: Not scratchers.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's what the guy called it yesterday and you
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  Speaker 3: guys were perfectly fine with it. Okay, so now you're
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  Speaker 3: quoting T-Bag. I'm not quoting him per se. I quoted
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  Speaker 3: that part of him. Probably get some scratch-off, see how
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  Speaker 3: that goes. At least got to buy the $ 10 amount, right?
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  Speaker 3: It's not even worth buying anything less than a $ 10 scratch-off.
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  Speaker 2: That's very bougie, though.
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  Speaker 5: I think the win rate is greater the more you spend.
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  Speaker 5: But when you lose, you're out $ 10.
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 3: When it's a $ 1 scratch-off or a $ 5 scratch-off, you
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  Speaker 3: can be like, well.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm going to tell Scott today that I bought
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  Speaker 3: $ 500 with the scratch-offs and see his facial response. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: his seminars, like, fill up immediately. They already had to
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  Speaker 3: add another one before the end of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know.
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  Speaker 3: The one that's coming up this weekend is already packed up,
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  Speaker 3: but we'll talk about another one coming up. I just
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  Speaker 3: got the schedule today, so we'll talk about another one. But, man,
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  Speaker 3: people are starting to pay attention to that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You got it, man. All right, 407-916-1041.
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  Speaker 3: Text us at 77031. Can I ask you a quick question?
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because here's the thing. What is the latest workout trend?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about a workout trend, but man, I
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  Speaker 5: don't even think you can get water without protein anymore.
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  Speaker 3: We're in the protein trend for sure.
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  Speaker 5: You know, hey, I mean, if you if I just
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  Speaker 5: especially a protein, you want to be really careful with
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  Speaker 5: that could overload your calories. Kidneys real quickly.
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  Speaker 3: But these influencers, man, they get so crazy about it, though.
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  Speaker 5: You mean like the 24-year-old kids who don't even have
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  Speaker 5: to worry about anything yet?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And they're simply motivated by the number of clicks and
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  Speaker 6: views they have.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That's where you're getting your advice. And they just make
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  Speaker 3: it up. just like some 24 year old kid with
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  Speaker 3: his hat backwards man are you getting enough protein every morning.
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  Speaker 2: Are you i eat a whole hind.
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  Speaker 3: Quarter of a donkey every morning it's like when they
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  Speaker 3: see these ads about like here's the latest article on
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  Speaker 3: being up on what the kids are saying i'm like
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  Speaker 3: yeah no i don't.
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  Speaker 5: Care if you still have to ask permission to be
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  Speaker 5: out after midnight don't have your own car career.
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  Speaker 3: Or house i.
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  Speaker 5: Got an issue with that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I usually don't take advice from people who write checks
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  Speaker 3: to their mom and dad. If they even know how
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  Speaker 3: to write a check.
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  Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: But the reason I ask is because this– Are you
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  Speaker 5: thinking about working out?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I try not to as much as possible. But I
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  Speaker 3: do find it interesting because there's cycles to everything, right?
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  Speaker 3: We know that Pilates, Taibo back in the day.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the reason I bring this up is this. Is
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  Speaker 3: CrossFit even a thing anymore?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 3: Because do you remember, like, there for a while on-
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  Speaker 3: They have gyms, right?
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  Speaker 9: Online.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And everywhere in Orlando, you couldn't drive three blocks without
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  Speaker 3: somebody taking a shot at a CrossFit gym. There's a
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  Speaker 3: big tractor tire out front. There were the big ropes
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  Speaker 3: out front.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was all the stuff that weren't weights. It was
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  Speaker 3: just stuff you had to do as if you worked
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  Speaker 3: on a farm.
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  Speaker 5: I was about to say, every farmer in America must
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  Speaker 5: laugh at a CrossFit gym. They're like, you don't have
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  Speaker 5: to pay a membership. Just come help us muck out
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  Speaker 5: the stalls.
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  Speaker 2: Just call it Farms.
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  Speaker 3: Farm fit or work exactly however you want to phrase
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  Speaker 3: it we call it work yeah we we call it
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  Speaker 3: thursday exactly leg day yeah when you lift all the
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  Speaker 3: feed and take it over the pig stalls.
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  Speaker 6: There you go yeah when you're rolling a tractor tire
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  Speaker 6: it's like hey you know what what farms have tractors.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly roll that tire over and change it if you.
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  Speaker 5: Like i was gonna say usually means a tractor needs.
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  Speaker 3: A But, man, there for a while, again, you couldn't
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  Speaker 3: drive around without seeing some form of CrossFit gym and
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  Speaker 3: some group of mid-30 people out there killing themselves in
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  Speaker 3: 90-degree weather in what's a roped-off piece of a parking
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  Speaker 3: lot that the gym owns as they flip tires and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And now I don't hear anything about CrossFit. All the
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  Speaker 3: thing I hear about is protein.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Protein.
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  Speaker 3: But there's no workout. Like for ladies, it's always the same. Ladies,
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  Speaker 3: it's almost always like one of those cycling classes or
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  Speaker 3: like Pilates or something like that or just going to
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  Speaker 3: the gym. But dudes need to have like a program
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  Speaker 3: or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that High Rocks.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's another one. That's the one I'm looking up
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  Speaker 6: right now. Texters are saying High Rocks.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because do you guys remember what happened with the
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  Speaker 5: female competitor in High Rocks?
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  Speaker 3: Didn't she have an accident in her– She.
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  Speaker 5: Crapped herself and then still kept competing.
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  Speaker 3: That's a nice way to say it.
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  Speaker 2: If that takes for the subtlety.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there is no subtlety when you are using shared equipment.
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  Speaker 2: I said she had an accident. She crapped herself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Jack, she could have broken an ankle. I'm
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  Speaker 3: a deb on this one.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if you're downwind, like, so for one point,
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  Speaker 5: I was actually thinking of becoming a competitive cyclist. Do
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  Speaker 5: you remember the movie American?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, fly, not fly.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say American Flyers was what I
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  Speaker 5: thought of. But that that, of course, is the wagon.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, it was it was a cycling movie. It
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  Speaker 5: came out in the 80s. And the next thing you know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm begging my mom and dad for a Nishiki bike
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  Speaker 5: and learning to try a train. And then I found
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  Speaker 5: out what you do when you have to go to
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  Speaker 5: the bathroom. And I was like, okay, I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You just pull up side of the road, take your
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  Speaker 3: clips out, let it rip.
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  Speaker 2: Just let it rip.
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  Speaker 6: No, you let it rip. High Rocks event follows the
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  Speaker 6: exact same sequence. You run a kilometer, compete one functional
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  Speaker 6: workout station, and repeat the cycle eight times total, totaling
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  Speaker 6: eight kilometers run and eight workout zones.
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  Speaker 2: And eight doo-doos.
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  Speaker 5: And eight doo-doos.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's apparently what happens. I saw another lady the
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  Speaker 3: other day, and she wet herself, but- It was a
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  Speaker 3: lot of weight. I'm going to give her credit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: That's a nice algorithm you got there, sport. It's a
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  Speaker 3: workout algorithm.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. She was lifting weights.
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  Speaker 7: It was.
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  Speaker 3: She was lifting weights.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't understand the bow ties.
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  Speaker 5: I thought I wanted to do a Tough Mudder one time.
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  Speaker 2: A Tough Mudder?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My buddy did one of those. And I got to
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  Speaker 3: tell you, he's like the least likely person that I
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  Speaker 3: ever thought in a million years would do it. But
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  Speaker 3: he said it's just fun. And I'm like, what's fun
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  Speaker 3: about crawling through cold mud under barbed wire? It's hard
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  Speaker 3: to explain. And we go, nope, it's impossible to explain.
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  Speaker 3: Because when I asked you what it was, you just
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  Speaker 3: told me what it was.
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  Speaker 2: I got what it was. I've tried to look for
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  Speaker 2: the joy in that. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I don't get the runner's high thing either.
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  Speaker 5: I don't either.
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  Speaker 3: I think you got to run to be able to
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  Speaker 3: experience it. That's fine.
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  Speaker 5: There's so many other ways to get high.
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  Speaker 3: I've run a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's a shortage of oxygen to your brain.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said.
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  Speaker 3: You're trying to get delirious.
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  Speaker 10: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's your high. Yeah, run to the 7-Eleven backwards.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's the running jack. Yeah, but I didn't. The reason
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  Speaker 3: I was like, man, and it used to be everywhere
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  Speaker 3: on my feed, like every other video was like some
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  Speaker 3: dude crossfitting it going crazy or some girl crossfitting. And
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  Speaker 3: then suddenly there's no CrossFit gyms. It's all like it's
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  Speaker 3: all like orange theory or these.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, it sounds like even Instagram
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  Speaker 5: has given up on trying to encourage you to work out.
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  Speaker 3: Orange Theory. Isn't that like a kiosk at the mall?
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  Speaker 5: I used to think that. That's Orange Julius. I never
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  Speaker 5: understood why he would call a gym Orange Theory.
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  Speaker 2: Three Orange Theories. Lou's Brothers. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Orange Theory, I think it's a bike thing, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I've never gone inside.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a stationary cycling thing where you
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  Speaker 3: go in there and they just cycle you crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I like this new bit of the three of us
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  Speaker 6: trying guess exercise stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's so funny?
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  Speaker 3: It's not a new bit.
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  Speaker 5: Are we like just about... It seems so stupid to
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  Speaker 5: pay to go into a building to ride a bike.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. A bike's 80 bucks. It's $ 80 a session.
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  Speaker 6: When I was paying $ 100 a month for YMCA and
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  Speaker 6: all I was doing is a treadmill.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, that.
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  Speaker 3: If I run in the street, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And I see stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 3: And then I get sunlight.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was teasing earlier, but with all the work you
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  Speaker 5: do on your property, that's as much of a gym
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  Speaker 5: workout as anything else.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe so.
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  Speaker 3: I know that you could go in certain areas of Houston,
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  Speaker 3: Mount Dora, and just a walk is a workout because
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  Speaker 3: of the– The hills. We have hills out there, actually. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we do.
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  Speaker 5: 600 feet above sea level.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Ivan and I made the mistake, like right when
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  Speaker 3: we moved in, we're like, let's just go walk around the–
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  Speaker 3: Let's go walk around the block. We walk around the block.
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  Speaker 3: We're like, wow, this downhill is a super easy walk.
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  Speaker 3: Not thinking to myself, well. Got to get home. At
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  Speaker 3: some point, you got to come back up. And let
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  Speaker 3: me tell you, that back up was no fun. Zero fun.
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  Speaker 3: That's a one-star event.
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  Speaker 5: And a one-timer. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041. You can always text us at 77031. Deborah,
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  Speaker 5: Remember I told you there's always a Florida connection.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: murderer offers to plead guilty.
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  Speaker 3: Now, does that one have a Florida connection?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's all Florida, babe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Florida. So good.
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  Speaker 3: High rocks. You run one colostomy.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, one kilometer.
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  Speaker 3: Or one colostomy.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever.
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• 13:47
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  Speaker 1: Has this guy got to put his name on everything?
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  Speaker 5: A little concerned, my friend Bradshaw, because he didn't have
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: a nap today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no nap today. Oh, no.
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: He had a cranky toddler by about 4 o'clock.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ate, but I didn't get out of bed
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  Speaker 3: until like 7 today. That's honestly like sleeping until noon. Yeah,
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: so you slept long enough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Quit your bitching.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Nobody's bitching. She's the one who said it.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: I gave him a cookie, and he's wearing his donut shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone be nice to him.
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  Speaker 5: All right, this is going to frost your flakes, y'all.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Florida is joining a multi-state lawsuit accusing Dollar General of
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: routinely charging customers more at the register than the advertised
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: prices on store shelves and in promotions. And, Jack, you
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: have the Dollar General app, right?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is part of, like, must-see shopping for you.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: I've got my system down. I've not noticed this problem.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, the Federal Trade Commission and 20 states, including Florida,
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: allege the discount retailer's Pricing practices cost shoppers millions of
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: dollars over several years. Regulators claim Dollar General received thousands
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: of complaints and failed to adequately address the problem despite
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: knowing about it. The lawsuit, which was filed in federal
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: court in Tennessee, seeks to stop the alleged practices. I
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: don't know if you guys have noticed this, but Jimmy,
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: do you remember when you brought us the story about
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: dynamic pricing happening at Walmart? And then a whistleblower came
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: out and was like, oh, yeah, that's totally happening. And
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: then Walmart was like, no, it's not. Well, some other
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: good news. A missing Osceola County teenager is safe. I
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: know I was worried about this story because the sheriff's
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: office says 16-year-old Levi James Conner... has been located and
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: is in good health after a search that stretched from
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: Florida all the way to Nebraska.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: What happened to this guy? So he disappeared out of nowhere.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Then they found his car abandoned in Atlanta.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. So investigators determined that after Connor left his
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: vehicle in Atlanta, he had boarded a Greyhound bus traveling north.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: So far, no one has said why. Sheriff Christopher Blackman
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: thanked the public, though, and law enforcement agencies that helped
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: bring the case to a safe conclusion. So now comes
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: the investigation again. Why were you running? What were you
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: running from? Where were you going to? Because, again, he's
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: only 16 years old and made it from Florida to Nebraska.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I had that kid marked up for gone.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: I did as well. As soon as they said they
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: found his SUV abandoned in Atlanta, I thought, oh, Lord,
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: this is not going to end good.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Because remember, didn't the same thing happen with that group
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: that there was an abduction or somebody stole a truck hauler?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Yes. And didn't it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Have an Atlanta connection as well?
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, it did. Wow. A missing trucker who was taking that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: car hauler to Atlanta from Miami, and there were luxury
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: cars stolen off of it. Yeah, there was that question.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: All right, a judge sentenced Jalen Edgar to life in
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: prison today. Edgar was convicted in the deadly 2024 Halloween
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: shooting in downtown Orlando that left two people dead and
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: seven others injured and basically changed the way downtown Orlando
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: does business now. Edgar, who was 17 at the time
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: of the shooting, is not eligible for the death penalty.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: He will have 30 days to appeal the sentencing, which
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Edgar's attorney says he will.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: The arrest affidavit for Dale Smith Jr., who is facing
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: charges in the disappearance and presumed death of his ex-fiancee,
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Michelle Parker, has been released. The 46-page document was released
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: this morning after the prosecutors and police wanted to keep
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: the record sealed pending their investigation. Several local news organizations
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: were like, nah, bro, we want to see this thing,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: you know. However, an Orange County judge, like I said,
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: ordered it to be unsealed, at least a lot of
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: it and available to the public. Still some gag orders,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: some things that they're going to hold on to. Michelle
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Parker disappeared on November 17th, 2001. Smith Jr. has been
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: charged with second degree murder. And it shows how even
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: 15 years ago, being able to use your phone's location
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: to connect the dots on his, you know, where her
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: phone was with his phone the day after she disappeared.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Near the same body of water where they found her phone.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was some speculation made that he had purchased
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: a ticket to Columbia with a return ticket that could
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: be easily canceled. But then they kind of explained that way,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: saying that I guess he was dating somebody that was
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: from there and had made a number of trips to
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Columbia before that.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Already?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what's going on with it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: I don't either, but I do believe we do have
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: an extradition policy with Columbia. Although if, you know, you
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: know the right people. Right.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Can you fly a plane? Exactly.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Do you know someone who can fly a plane?
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: We have a job for you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Isn't that why they always say, like mercenaries, they always
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: have a Rolex on you, something that you.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Can exchange real quick.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: So if you need that plane right out of the jungle,
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: you've got a way to make that happen. I don't
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: know why I'd know that. Coastal flooding still threatening communities
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: along Florida's central coast. The National Weather Service has issued
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: coastal flood warnings for areas stretching all the way from
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Daytona Beach to Fort Pierce and beyond. Officials warned that
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: rising water could flood low-lying areas and roadways, while dangerous
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: surf and rip currents pose a serious threat to beachgoers.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Not even the surfers are getting in the water. Residents
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: are urged to avoid flooded roads, never drive through standing water,
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: and stay out of the ocean. The dangerous beach conditions
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: are expected to continue through the week. And not only that,
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: one at least local meteorologist is saying we could be
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: dealing with our first El Nino-induced weather event. And that
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: could be happening next week, November 4th and 5th.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I read today one of the reasons that the Astor buildup,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: because the river gets real narrow there. So Astor is
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: a natural flood area for Lake County. There have been
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: warnings there. for astro flooding for a while, but the St.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: John's is going up because some of the winds they
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: say that they've experienced over the last two or three weeks,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: because the St. John's flows so slowly that it doesn't
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: take much of a wind to stop it from flowing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: So literally the wind and weather can stop that thing
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: or slow the flow down so much that it backs
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: up up down the river.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Well, if you are in that area, sandbags are available
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: for residents in the Astor area as the St. John's
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: River continues to flood parts of Central Florida. Residents can
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: pick up sandbags at Lake County Fire Rescue Station 101.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I hate the way I say bags. On State Road 40,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: but you're going to need to bring your own shovels,
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: and you're going to need to fill the bags yourself
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: But I've been to one of those stations before, and
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: it's very efficient, and everybody that's there does a really
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: good job helping everybody else out.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Which is really cool.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: It's really cool.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: During one of the other big storms, we were doing
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: the one out in Seminole County, and when we pulled up,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: it was just a mountain of sand. And people were
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: just backing their cars up to it. And there were
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: a couple of locals that just kind of, you know,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: because there were single moms pulling up.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: You know, their husbands were working and stuff. And, you know,
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: guys were helping him fill up sandbags. And I was
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: doing it, too, but I was charging.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: I learned from your kid, right?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Five bucks a bag. It's affordable.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: The river is at moderate flood stage and officials are
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: urging people in low-lying areas to still stay alert. All right,
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: our last weather-related story, at least Sarasota County is confirming
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: a case of West Nile virus. Dengue, step aside. The
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: mosquito-borne infection has prompted health officials to issue an advisory.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: They didn't identify the patient or their location. Health officials
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: say they're working with the county's mosquito management services to
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: prevent the virus from spreading. Residents are urged to do
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: what you can, right? Limit your time outdoors during dawn
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: and dusk, drain standing water, and apply mosquito repellent when needed. Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: We're going to have Seminole County in, is it, we're
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: working on tomorrow?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow, 520.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to talk about the whole mosquito thing, the spraying,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: the whole nine yards.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because, of course, Seminole County just recently reported their
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: first locally acquired case of dengue, along with Brevard County.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Hillsborough County continues their spraying because they remain the epicenter
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: of the dengue outbreak in Florida.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: We'll have the Mosquito Control Program Manager for Seminole County
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: in tomorrow.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, that is so cool. That is so cool.
• 21:51
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: This story, I have a really, I hope hell has
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: a very special place for people who prey on children, animals,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: and the elderly.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Sure thing. Yeah, I agree with that.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: And this is one of those stories. Four men are
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: accused of scamming an elderly Broward County man out of
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: his house.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Hollywood police announced, and it's what they do for a
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: living that really, really angers me. Hollywood police announced the
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: arrest yesterday as part of Operation Dirty Deed. The suspects
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: allegedly took advantage of a 71-year-old man with severe dementia
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: so they could take possession of his $ 300, 000 house and
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: his three cars. One investigator said the man lost everything
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: and wound up living in a rooming house in Miami Gardens. Thankfully,
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: his sister-in-law says he's now in an assisted living facility
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: in Jacksonville. One of the suspects is a realtor.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: No way, really?
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, and another suspect is a notary.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: No.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's the forge machine, right?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: That's the forge machine. I mean, just everything about that's just.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's so crazy.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Isn't that? That's just, how do you even sleep at night?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: On the heels of that cop. Did you guys hear
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: about the cop? Oh, my God.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Checked on a welfare check, found the person dead, and
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: tried to assume his home and his identity.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Tried?
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: He did.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: He did for like three years.
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: He did.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: He did like tens of thousands of dollars in improvements
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: to the dude's house.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Did you hear that story?
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: No.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a cop goes to do a wellness check, goes in,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: finds dude dead, and then just takes his house over.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: and starts living there. There were video of him as
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: he was leaving the courtroom the other day, and he
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: put a mask on and sprinted out of the court
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: so nobody could talk to him. I think he's a
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Miami Gardens police officer. Maybe he got hired by ICE.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: He's got the uniform.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: He's already ready to go.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Also in South Florida, I think this is a really,
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: really cool story. The Broward County Public School Board is
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: considering a developer plan to turn the former North Fork,
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: that's Fork, F-O-R-K, the North fork elementary campus into a
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: teacher village.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, really?
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, with affordable housing. So Broward County Teachers Union leader
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Anna Fusco is urging the board to act fast.
• 24:08
  Speaker 15: Employees in Broward County public schools could benefit from this
• 24:11
  Speaker 15: whether they might need to get into affordable housing because
• 24:15
  Speaker 15: the cost of living is so drastic and the Broward
• 24:17
  Speaker 15: County public schools doesn't pay well.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know any that do. To be honest with
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: what teachers are asked to do. Do any of them
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: make what they really deserve?
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Well, get this. School teachers and staff are projected to
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: save $ 1, 000 a month on rent if the project is approved.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: The project involves three separate and 99-year ground leases and
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: includes 350 rental apartments, a hotel with 125 rooms.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine the smoking lounge at that joint? It's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: going to be the size of a gym. parties though
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: oh my god oh the parties oh my god teachers
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: oh teachers like sixth grade teachers are looking for an
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: escape and they don't care what it could be it
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: could be bondage it doesn't matter they want out well
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: they already have the bondage that's called the classroom they're
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: bound uh north fork elementary is just one of 10
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: proposed schools being repurposed due to loss of funding from
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: a decline in enrollment something that we're seeing throughout all
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: of florida 67 counties but what a way to outthink
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: the problem right All right. Well, there's always been a
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: lot of talk about the Tate brothers, but some other
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: brothers that definitely are very well known in the very
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: rich development world in Miami, New York, elsewhere. Well, they're
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: dealing with their sentencing hearing for the Alexander brothers. That's
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: underway in New York with victim statements. As the accusers
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: spoke from the podium, the convicted rapist, 40-year-old Tall, And
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: his 39-year-old twin brothers, Orend and Elon, simply stared forward.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: I like the family business aspect.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: The court is going to allow each brother to speak
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: 90 minutes before the jury determines their fate, which for
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: these three rich brothers who are used to traveling with
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: big money, big celebrities, big names, I mean, they're looking
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: at life in prison.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a big change.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: A big change. And this is just on the New
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: York charges. So famed defense attorney Alan Dershowitz. Yeah, there's
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: a clean guy, right? We're not going to find him
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: in the finals.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: No, you're fine.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Has been detained for the appeals process and chef's kiss
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: possible presidential pardon.
• 26:25
  Speaker 16: No.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 26:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Nothing says I pardon you after you've been convicted of.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: There are still state charges in Miami against the twins.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: So their ordeal isn't over yet. The FBI's Tampa office
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: is investigating Meghan Markle's estranged father, Thomas Markle Sr. As
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: reported last week, the Duchess of Sussex's dad is facing
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: an FBI and Philippine investigation into allegations he possessed a
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: vast stash of child sexual abuse material. Now, a search
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: warrant may be served at his Florida home. If probable
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: cause is found, I can't imagine they won't find that.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think you want to be part of that Filipino, like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: penal system, right? Aren't they, like, brutally, like.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I believe Duarte said that he enjoyed or thought that
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: they should be executing, you know, convicted felons in the streets.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, man.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they were pretty hardcore over there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Very hardcore.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Marco calls the claims, quote, sick lies, end quote. All right,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: the Rays are in a must-win situation as they host
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Milwaukee in Game 4 of the World Series at Tropicana Field.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: That's the greatest two-out rally that has ever happened in
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: the history of baseball. I watched five minutes of baseball
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: last night and saw seven runs. I've never seen a
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: two-out rally like that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: That was crazy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: How many slice, bud, nub, little droppers, butters, nubber, base
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: hits have you seen in your life, man?
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: And that two-out, he had a shot, that second base hit,
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: it was a tough hop, but still, that would have
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: ended it completely.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Immediately.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: So good. But instead, next thing you know, seven more runs.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: They couldn't get anybody out to save their life.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Well, Tampa Bay trails the series three games to none
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: and is trying to avoid a sweep after Monday's 10-1 loss.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: That was a fifth inning when it just... I couldn't
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: believe it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Even Chris was like, they just scored seven runs in
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: one inning. I was like, what?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: And a lot of them were two outs. That's what
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. You look at that rally, like two outs.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: All of those runs were two outs. I turned it on.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: It was bases loaded, two outs.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh, let me see what happens here.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: And suddenly I'm watching and my wife left the room,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: you know, she comes back and it was seven runs.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, now it's nine. You left, it was two nothing.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Now it's nine nothing.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: You took over three squibber bases in a row.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Well, right-hander Griffin Jacks is expected to start as the
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Rays look to keep alive their hopes of winning the
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: franchise's first World Series title. Milwaukee, though, needs just one
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: more victory to capture its first championship.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: They seem destined.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Sweeping the Dodgers nowadays. They're just so strong.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Blowing these guys out.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: My poor husband. First pitch is set for 8 p.m.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: in St. Petersburg. Man, he hates the Brewers so bad.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Does he really? Oh, my God.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: How can he hate the Brewers and he's married to you?
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Because they always have the Cubs number.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Everybody has the Cubs number.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Now, come on now.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: The Cubs have the Cubs number.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: All right, all right. We've got a little work.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: To do on the bullpen.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: But anyway.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: The number is the Cubs number.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Also over on the Gulf Coast, man, I don't know
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: if it's the breeze or the water or what they're
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: eating over there, but plea deals, you know, they're pretty
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: common in criminal trials, right? But this one could have been.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: pretty tasty and is all Florida. Robert Kessler is charged
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: in the 2021 murder of a Pennsylvania woman, Stephanie Crone Overholt,
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: who was staying in his home. Kessler was representing himself
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: in court, and when Hillsborough County Judge Nick Nazarian Nazareshian
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: offered the possibility of a plea, listen closely, because Kessler answered,
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: but this was not what the judge was expecting.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: So you're telling.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Me you would open, you would plead to life in prison?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: A Philly cheesesteak with onions on it and mayonnaise and.
• 30:19
  Speaker 14: Fries.
• 30:19
  Speaker 17: I understand.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And 20 ounces. Okay, it's got to be 20 ounces, huh?
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, if anything, less than a 20-ounce Pepsi. I mean,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: why are you going to.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: You need enough to go with the food, right? You
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: don't want to have more food and finish your soda.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: You always want that last sip of soda after you're
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: done with your meal.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: You got the full cheesesteak, fries.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Onions got to have mayonnaise on it, too.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: And so at least 20 ounces soda.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Is that real?
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: That is real.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: The guy said, I will plead guilty in exchange for
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: a cheesesteak with mayo and onions, fries, and a 20-ounce Pepsi.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: He was challenging. So the La Spada's combo meal.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: He was challenging it because he's a blind guy and said,
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: I have the right to see my accusers and I
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: can't see.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: So it was like, you got to do something here.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: And he's like, wow.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: The judge is like, you could plead. And the guy goes,
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: I agree to plead if you get me this meal.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: 20 ounces.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know how they resolved it. I'm not sure.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Probably did not give the guy a cheese stick.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: No, Judge Nazarethian called the request, quote, interesting, end quote,
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: but denied it, saying it would be wrong, quote, in
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: a thousand ways, end quote.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Kessler is facing life in prison if convicted. This is
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: a pretty brutal crime. Kessler told the judge also interestingly
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: today that, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've changed my mind.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I do want a public defender.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, I do. You can keep the cheesesteaks.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Take the fries and the 20-ounce Pepsi.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Or maybe he hopes the public defender will bring the
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: cheesesteaks and the 20-ounce Pepsi. His tax dollars at work.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I can't find a real defense attorney. Maybe I can
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: talk one of these guys in. I can talk one
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: of these ill-fitting suit dudes into it.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: But nothing says Florida like I'll plead guilty to murder
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: for a cheesecake fries and a 20-ounce Pepsi.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: That is Florida. That is Florida. That should be a
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: license plate.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: And that concludes your JCS News.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: Pepsi.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Pepsi.
• 32:24
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  Speaker 3: going to give something away next. Greg Danstone, it is
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: time for the football follow-up right here on the Jim
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Colbert Show. This is where a lucky listener, we have
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: a bank full of them ready to go, will choose
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: which member of the show they believe had the best
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: week in NFL picks. And on the line is some
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: cool stuff.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: The winner will get to pick either tickets to see
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: the neighborhood, the Stray Cats, or Orlando City's final regular
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: season home match.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Not bad.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you get to choose if you are correct today
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: in selecting which one of us did the best in
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: the football picks. I will give you a little background
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: going into this week. Deb has led the group of
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: us with 55 correct. Jim in second place with 51.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Then comes Ross with 50, and I have 48. As
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: far as weekly wins, Deb leads the pack there as
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: well with three. I have one, Jim has one, and
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Ross has one. That's where we are as of today.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: But always, I would like to caution you, past performance
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: is not indicative of future results.
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: 100%.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: All right, Deb, one, two, three, or four?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Let's go two.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Two sounds good. That is our friend Steve. Steve, how
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: are you, buddy? Very good. Yourself? Doing great, boss. Tell me,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: which member of the show do you believe had the
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: best week in NFL picks this week?
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: I'll say Jack.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: You think it's Jack.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Jackson Brown. Well, here's a clue.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: You can always know I have at least one more
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: wrong than everyone else because I continue to take the Raiders. So, unfortunately,
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: I finished in third place this.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: Week.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: A little bit of a clue there.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: A tiny clue. All right, Deb.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: One, three, or four?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Let's go one.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: One sounds good. That is Susie. Susie, how are you?
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: Hey, I'm great.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: How are you? Awesome.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Glad to hear that. Jack is off the board. Who
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: do you think had the best week in NFL picks
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: this week?
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: I'm going to go with Deb.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Going with Deb. Deb's on a hot streak. That's a
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: solid pick.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: And past performance shows that she is leading us on
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: the season with most weekly wins. Unfortunately for Deb and you, Susie,
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: this week she did finish in last place.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Oh. Wow. Wow.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Seven hole correct.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, that hurt.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: So it's between Ross and myself.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: You are correct.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Ross and myself.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Deb?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: It is Sophie's choice. Is it Guy or Mike?
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Let's go Guy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Let's go Guy. That's line three. Guy, how are you?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I'm doing well. It's Jimmy's turn to win.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: All right, so he went right out of the box.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: And Jimmy does have nine correct this week. Congratulations, Jim.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty good week to finish in second place.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Oh!
• 35:27
  Speaker 12: Sorry, guy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: What a swerve from Bradshaw. That's why he's hated. One
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: of the many reasons he's hated. You're not wrong. Mike,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: how are you, Mike?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm doing phenomenal. How about you?
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: You are doing phenomenal. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate that. Well,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: there's one guy left on the show. Who do you
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: think had the best week this week, bud?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to guess the last one left. Okay,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: there you go. It's Ross. You're a winner.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I'm going to put you on hold.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: It is fun when they have four of us, and
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: when it does happen to be the fourth person that
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: gets chosen. Ross had 11 correct.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Last time he had 11 was week one, and that
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: was the last time he was a weekly winner. Yeah, overall,
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: he is now just one behind Deb for the overall lead.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Deb has 62 for the season. Ross was 61. Jim
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: was 60. And I am continuing to pick the Raiders,
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: and I have 55.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Hey, I continue to pick the Packers, and I'm last.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, did he cash this week?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: He tied second place. Did he really? With our pyro
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: spot buddy.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I'll be damned. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: He bought more gold with that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Is that what he did? Yeah. That's what you do
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: with it. That's right. You buy more gold.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Buy gold. That's the football follow-up. And, of course, we'll
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: do the football forecast coming up on Thursday. That's where
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: we'll start picking what teams we think are going to
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: have a good week. I've got to start listening to
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Ross more. He listens to Vegas a lot. I'm starting
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: to go with my heart a little bit, kind of
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: paying attention to how they're playing. He's picked some tight guys.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: He picked Seattle winning last week.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: So did I.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: Deb has three wins on the season. Ross just two.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: But you listen to Ross. You just dismiss Deb over there.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, honey.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: You mean dead last, Deb?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: That's only this week. All DLD over there?
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Jealous one week, Jim. Two seasons in a row. There's
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: always next season, Jim.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: This season's not over.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I could go on a blistering run.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: That's what I have planned.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: But you won't.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: A blistering run of wins. That's what I have planned.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: We're a week away from the halfway point in this
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: season already.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: You've got us seven weeks away from it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Seven weeks from Christmas?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: That's not right, is it? No, you're doing bad math.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I know. Normally you'd think that, but I heard it
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: from someone else. That way you know it's true.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Today is... No, we're nine weeks. No, it's one month
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: from Thanksgiving right now, right? Yeah, we're nine weeks. It's
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: one month from Thanksgiving.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: And then that's four weeks. Oh, yeah, you're right.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: How many weeks did you say?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, Siri, how many days until Christmas? I'll get an answer.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: 58 days until Christmas.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, that's about a month and a half.
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: I'm not ready.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: That's six and a half weeks. I walked into one
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: of the big box stores. I walked into one of
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: the big box stores. I don't know if you can
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: do this. I can walk into a place and completely
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: be oblivious to anything that happens the first ten minutes
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I'm in there. I had to go to the paint department,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: and I would have not noticed. They could have put
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: a hanging buffalo corpse in the beginning of the door,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: and I would have walked right past it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, not me.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: But I had to go to the plant department this week.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: And I walked over there, and oh, my God, man.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: It's all Christmas.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Christmas is already everywhere. They moved the entire store around
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: to acclimate the area for Christmas. It's bananas.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: It is bananas. And speaking of that, in Christmas, have
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: you guys seen what I believe is the first, I think,
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: possibly in the country that just opened in Winter Garden? Oh, yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare say it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I've got it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, you do?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: How genius is it?
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. It's like the IABA for the regular folk.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: And it's something else, too. If it's the same thing
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: we're talking about, you're thinking to yourself, how did this
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: just happen considering the success of that?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, unbelievable.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: We'll talk about that probably around 420 or so.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: 407-916-1041.
• 39:24
  Speaker 16: Right, Jack?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: We have a fresh keyword for you. You know what
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  Speaker 3: we're talking about?
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: No.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: You want to hear it?
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Spirit opened a Christmas store. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Spirit is now in the Christmas business.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Genius. It is, right?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: And every box store, like we're talking about, is probably
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: super pissed off. Because every one of those Halloween customers
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: is now going to know that that place is just
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: going to switch gears and go to Christmas. And that
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: is going to greatly impact anybody who sells any of
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: that Christmas tchotchke stuff.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Well, if you're someone who's in the market for it
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: and all of the other stores are already sold out,
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, they have some beautiful things like from– frosty
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: the snowman.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah lots of lots of um.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Um inflatables yeah rudolph.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Stuff yeah they don't even have to change the name
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: it's perfect it is and what's brilliant about it is
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: this now because that was what makes that store very
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: interesting is the way they lease their pro their properties
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: because they run these short leases and buildings that have
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: been abandoned basically.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know it's always been the joke these.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Old bed bath and beyonds are all these old mall
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: stores right they go in there you can lease it
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: for three months or whatever Well, now they don't have
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: to worry about it. Now that the lease, if they
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: can craft the lease right, the lease will go through Halloween.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: They just switch gears. They shut down for like two weeks,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: switch gears, turn it into Christmas. Every one of the
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: locations they have could probably be a Christmas location.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it could or not. I don't
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: know that you need that much volume for Christmas.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: But when you think about it, there isn't a holiday
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: that they couldn't because the party stores are gone.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: So all those places you would go and get odd
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: decorations for Thanksgiving or Valentine's Day.
• 41:01
  Speaker 13: New Year's.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: MLK Junior Day. Fresh Key World coming up next. Eight
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: and a half weeks till Christmas.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: The Jim Colbert Show returns now on Real Radio 104.1. Hey, how's.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: It ohana?
• 41:24
  Speaker 17: Yep, I don't get sucked into that scratch-off thing. The
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• 41:33
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• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of calendar you guys are
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: looking at.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: It is eight weeks and three days till Christmas. Nailed it.
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• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Car crash, call Clausman. Of course, we'll talk to Glenn
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: on Thursday for corporate court. But now, like we've done
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: every Tuesday at 4 o'clock since the show began, one
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: member of the show will choose something for the others
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: to watch, read, or listen to. We will do that, reconvene,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: and talk about it and move on to the next member.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: It was Jack's choice this week, and we'll find out
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: what Ross has to offer right after this.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Jackson?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this was a comedy special.
• 43:25
  Speaker 11: My.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: oldest daughter first turned me on to, she's like, Hey,
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: have you heard of Jeff or Corey? I'm like, no, haven't.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: And then next thing I know he has a Netflix special.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: So my, my wife and I watched the Netflix special
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, I laughed. I really enjoyed it. I said,
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: I'm adding to this list. I keep a little note
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: list in my phone for future things to use for
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: what you do. That's no, I'm like, it's an hour long.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: I'm like, this is perfect. And then this past week,
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: I just learned from Ross that, that not only is
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Jeff R. Curry coming to town to the funny bone,
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: he did five shows, but Ross was the host of
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: those shows.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Sure was, yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I was able to go to Friday night's late show,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: which was interesting. Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: But it's the same Jeff R. Curry from the special.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: So the timing worked out kind of nicely there. But
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: I really enjoyed this special, and I'm curious to see
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: what you guys thought.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Real quick, before we get into what we thought about
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: the special, was the material the same from the Netflix
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: show that you saw on Friday night?
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: It was not. It was not?
• 44:30
  Speaker 12: It was not.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Some of it, though, or no? I don't remember anything
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: being the same.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Well, he does a lot of crowd work, so that
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: obviously doesn't lend itself to being repeated.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: And this is something I noticed when he came out
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: of it on this Netflix special beginning.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: It's like.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Damn, who is this guy and why is this crowd
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: so alive and stuff? But I come to learn that
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: he blew up on social media. I don't know if
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: it was TikTok or what, but he had a big
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: social media following and he does a lot of crowd work.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: But it's crowd work in the sense, and Ross kind
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: of explained it to me, the difference. And it's something
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: that Ross kind of also employs is, is the comedian
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: knows where they want to go, so they ask you
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: about something on the same topic.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: It's a leading question. It's a leading question.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Then he engages you on that, and then he transitions
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: into what he planned on his bit.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. I think he uses it as a
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: way to keep the audience engaged because the audience is
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: kind of part of it, but really they're not. right
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: they're not part of it he's just using it as
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: a parallel to his own experience as if to say
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: oh yeah i had that happen here's what happened to
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: me and then he goes into his bit i found
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: it very interesting for one thing this guy went i
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: mean you talk about coming out of nowhere if you're
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: not on this guy's radar for social media or you
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: didn't hear about him at a comedy club you would
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: not have known there is no stereotypical appearance on the
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: late night shows or any of that stuff anymore so
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: If you don't run across his algorithm, if he doesn't
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: pop up, you're not, I've never heard of this guy
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: ever in my life. And then when Ross told me,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: not only did he have five shows at the funny bone,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: they were pre sold out. I was like, Oh my God, dude.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Um, I, I did find it very interesting that there
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: was no, there was immediately to the audience.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Immediately.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Like he was on stage for 13 seconds and he
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: was already engaging the audience for material. And for me,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I like classic standups to come out with an act.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: And I mean, he's got an act and Jack said
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: exactly right. It's like a hybrid thing where he uses
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: the audience kind of, um, propel himself into the bits,
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: which I thought the bits were kind of funny. I laughed, uh,
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: but it was just a way different way to do
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: comedy than I'm used to, uh, used to seeing.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, I loved it.
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: I know you said you laughed out loud.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, I clapped at the end.
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: Oh, really?
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I did. I howled.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: I'd never heard of him before.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Great stage presence, by the way.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Well, what I loved about his crowd work, first of all,
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: I love his vibe. I love his vibe. He appreciates
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: every audience member that's there. He's never a D-bag, even
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: when he is to the guy who... I like the
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: way it started, you know, because he was like, really? Seriously? Like,
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: security had told you about not yelling out. You just
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: decided after the rules.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Right into it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: So right off rip. And I loved how he worked.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Not knowing what the audience was going to give him,
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: he never lost sight of his material or how to
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: bring it back full circle. And when he did that
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: last bit, I was like, okay, how are we going
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: to neatly tie this into a bow with how you
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: started it?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: And then he did. And I was amazed. So I
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: thought a lot of the bits were funny. His self-deprecating humor,
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: I thought, was really, really funny. I mean, when he
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: talks about... daddy yeah you know he just definitely was
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: gay oh my I mean yeah and then when.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: He yeah he said he said his dad was more
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: his dad was more skeptical about him coming out of
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: straight exactly yeah which was a great bit of it
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: and I would tell you I would agree I think
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: that he has a really unique uh genuine nature to
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: him that you could oh yeah that you pick up
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: on pretty quickly and then about maybe half an hour
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: 40 minutes into it he talks uh he does a
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: bit about his wife who had dealt with some cancer
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: issues and And, you know, that was a bit of
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: a solemn moment. But, you know, that being able to
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: be vulnerable and talk about those things on stage was
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: very unique. And it was interesting. I am more interested
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: now to hear about what else he has than I
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: am even what I saw.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: I just thought he was he was very vulnerable. He
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: was very raw. He shared some. Really funny, but I mean,
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: intimate things. I mean, for anyone who's ever recorded themselves
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: having sex, you're not going to talk about what you saw.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Because you're scarred by it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Because you're scarred by it, like everybody should be. And
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: when he.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: It turns out you're not the Adonis you think you are.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Exactly. And when he went on to describe everything, I thought, wow,
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: for a dude... just kind of making his name. And
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is really being willing to take a
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: step and talking about the whole IVF journey and making
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: it laugh and bringing in the audience members with that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I thought he could be poignant yet funny and talk
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: about the serious and still bring it back to funny
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: and never had to be a D-bag to do it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: So I really liked it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: And not that dirty. I thought it was still pretty
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: above board. And yeah, very funny. 100%. Great stage presence.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: And again, just a very genuine kind of vibe around
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: this cat. You want a guy like that to succeed.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I would agree with that.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: You really do. You want a guy like that to succeed.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: He definitely comes across as likable.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, without a doubt.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: People say they watch him on Facebook a lot and stuff.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: But I guess now that he's in my algorithm, I
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: will see a lot more of Jeff R.
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: Curry.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I'm interested to see what else he has. I'm already
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: watching other YouTube clips and stuff from, like, comedy, like
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: just comedy club appearances.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: And, you know, again, he's really good.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a fun– it's a Netflix special. It's an
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: hour-long comedy special. You like watching stand-up.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Highly recommend. Jeff Arcuri, Nice to Meet You is the
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: name of the special.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very cool.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: You know, we started watching the Norm MacDonald thing last
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: night a little bit, but I fell asleep during it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: And there's another one out right now that I just
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: saw on Facebook right before I got here, before we
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: get to Ross's thing. Another stand-up comedian that is a
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: really out-there stand-up. If you want to watch a documentary
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: about one of the most unique stand-ups ever, and there
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: are a number of people who think that she's one
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: of the best that ever lived, it's Maria Bamford. I've
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: actually suggested Maria Bamford before for the show. And I
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: will tell you, my kids are into really weird stuff.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: And when I sent them Maria Bamford, like it was
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: a compilation of her stand-up bits, my kids asked me
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: if I was okay. Because she is really out there.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: But that's another one that's out right now on Netflix
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: is a documentary about her. What did Ross have for us? Oh,
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: that's great because I'm a fan of Maria Bamford. My
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: wife actually turned me on to her.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: It was funny. Ross sent it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: It's a video.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: It's a short one. It's just under seven minutes long.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: And it's called, let's see. Is this the best Pokemon
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: binder ever?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. HDL cards.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: What is he doing? We're going to watch a guy
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: flip through a Pokemon binder?
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: But listen, it's six minutes and 38 seconds, so it's
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: not too much of a commitment. But Ross said, this
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: is one of my favorite videos that I've seen.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Made me well up. It shows so much humanity. Okay,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: very nice.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: That is Ross's quote. Okay, okay.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: So you're going to hate it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Devil love it. Humanity?
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Is this the best Pokemon binder ever?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: We love you, Ross.
• 51:31
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• 51:36
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• 51:42
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• 51:52
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• 51:54
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 51:56
  Speaker 16: Hey, Jim.
• 51:57
  Speaker 14: This is Don.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: How you doing, man?
• 51:59
  Speaker 18: Hey, I just want to say about the bread thing
• 52:02
  Speaker 18: you guys had on yesterday.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Man, I worked as a baker in California and worked
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: on making croutons.
• 52:08
  Speaker 18: They bring bad bread in like the ship load, and
• 52:11
  Speaker 18: our job was to unwrap it, throw it on a belt,
• 52:16
  Speaker 18: and chop it up, and they throw it to an oven,
• 52:18
  Speaker 18: and they cook that stuff. But bad bread is croutons
• 52:23
  Speaker 18: are made with bad bread, brother.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: All right, talk to you. See you.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like that.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: I don't like that either because I love to eat
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: those by the fistful.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: If I find out Prepperage Farms is lying to me.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Prepperage Farm, remember.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, remember. I can't eat a salad without croutons.
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: No.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I can't either.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Your four o'clock keyword is win, W-I-N. Go to realradio.fm.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Send that away for your chance at a thousand bucks.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I am Jim.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: There's Deb.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Jack is here as well.
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Jack, something happened today that is, I think this is
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: maybe top five for me in this particular category of
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: anomalies in the world. And that anomaly is, do you
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: know who died today? Today, a Pittsburgh music legend, if
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I understand. I think it's a Pittsburgh music legend. He
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: had one hit that everybody our age knows, and it
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: is a stone-cold banger. Rock Me Amadeus. It's not Rock
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Me Amadeus from the great Falco.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: But good choice, Jack.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: I think Falco's dead.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I think he died in a motorcycle wreck or a
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: car wreck or something.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Do you remember Donnie Iris?
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah, you do.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Type in Donnie Iris and play the song Ah, Leah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: All right. And I can't imagine we're going to get
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: in trouble for this because this song has literally not
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: been relevant for 100 million years. But I will tell you,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: within three chords, people our age will know this thing immediately.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, definitely not narcissism. It's not. No.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow, really?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Can you YouTuber to something?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I can. All right, we'll do that.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: And then, actually, that's even better, Jack, because I'm going
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: to want the video of this guy up there as well.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: But if you don't mind, when you bring it up,
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: don't look at his face, if you can imagine, because
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: that's what makes it a little bit weird.
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: And the anomaly I'm talking about while Jack finds his
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: story is this. I think this guy may be top
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: five all-time people who do not look the way they sound. Like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: you can see the video up now, so the joke
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: is kind of blown, but this is the song called Ah, Leah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: You remember it already?
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Not yet. Yeah, you will.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Here we go.
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Did you expect Buddy Holly to be the one singing it?
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Buddy Holly.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: He looks exactly like him. If Buddy Holly and Weird
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Al's dad had a gay affair and somehow got pregnant,
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: go to JimColbertLive.com and look at this dude.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Nobody....
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: If you closed your eyes and you pictured the guy
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: from like the early 80s, you'd figure the dude with
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: the straight hair, you know, the jeans, the denim and
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: the whole nine yards. This dude looks like a sixth
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: grade biology teacher with horrible teeth.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of somebody that's worse than
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: this guy that made it and looks so much different
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: than they sound. Because a lot of these rock stars,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: and I'll give you an example. Even Bruce Dickinson from
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Iron Maiden, right? You think, Bruce Dickinson, you hear that, right?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Even though he is only 5'5, or 5'6, or whatever,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: he's a super tiny guy, he still has the long hair,
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: he's got the... The studded bracelets and the mesh. He
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: still looks like rock and roll. This guy does not.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: He looks like he's on a bunch of registries.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Is what he looks like.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: And that you can hire him for your next bat mitzvah.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly. He's got a banging keyboard lineup.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: He does.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I just couldn't think of anybody that thought that looked different.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: It looks so much different in the way they sound.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: This guy is like king of this. Donnie Iris dies,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: like 71 or two or three years old or whatever,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: in a yellow tux with Buddy Holly glasses and a perm.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Like a fro.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: He's got a little fro.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Like a little Jew fro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, now he's shirtless by the end of the video.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, we did.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Not need to. No, we did not need to.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Look at that guy.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I cannot get over that. That chick wouldn't be in
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: the same building with him.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: That's why she's.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Walking away with the video. Yeah, no.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: R.I.P.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Donny Iris. Donny Iris. Here's the deal.
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: I've never heard of him before. I've never heard that
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: name before. I didn't even recognize the name of the song.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: When I heard it, I'm like, I know I've heard
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: that song before. Oh, yeah, for sure. But I did
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: not know the name or the artist.
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 57:04
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• 57:04
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• 57:11
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• 57:14
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday was the Equinox of sports.
• 57:20
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  Speaker 3: Every sport was playing. All the majors, the four majors
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: all had games. Baseball, basketball, football, and hockey all played.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: But the big sports news this morning was.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: We're not talking about the Rays specifically?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Jay-Z announces that he will be the halftime show for
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl. So, in other words, Jay-Z said, you know,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I think it's time for me to do this. I
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: was hired to hire other people to do this, but
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I think it's my turn to do this. Actually, as
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: I read the story today, because that's the first thing
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I thought, I'm like, now that's a job. You get
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: yourself a job and then make yourself the star of
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: that job.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: That's what you do. But you know what?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I guess when Roger Goodell, who runs the NFL– and
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Jay-Z came to the conclusion that Jay-Z was going to
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: be doing this, I think that one of the things
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: that Goodell said to him was, I would agree to
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: let you do this as long as you at least
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: choose a year that you feel comfortable with to do
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: it yourself. So this was always part of the plan
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: for Jay-Z to do this. And it was funny because
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Deborah said that she wasn't really excited about it. You're
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: a giant hip-hop fan.
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: I am.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Is Jay-Z not your guy?
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: No.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: I'll be more interested to see who he brings up
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: with him.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: See, that's what we know that Beyonce is going to
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: be part of it. I mean, I mean, we're assuming. Yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: I'm I think that's a pretty safe. He's got an
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: in with her, right? I think that's a safe cow.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: She bet.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I believe the exciting part of this is
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: like a lot of the times like when who did
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: it last time when Kendrick came up, they were wondering
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: who who Kendrick was going to bring up. And when
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: That was two years ago because last year was Bad Bunny.
• 58:56
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: And then Dr. Dre did it a couple years ago.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Everybody's like, well, is Eminem coming? Is 50 coming? You
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: wanted to see Snoop. You know Snoop's going to be there.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: But who else is going to make that trip? And
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I think this is kind of what, for me, as
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: a hip hop fan, like, that's what I'm excited about. Like,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: who is, who is Alicia Keys going to be? Who's
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Jay-Z going to bring out?
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 59:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Alicia Keys.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: Because that New York state, but really, I, I, I,
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: that whole Jay-Z thing passed me by. I mean, I
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: know that song. And he's got the 99 problems, right?
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: That's him, right? Yeah, yeah. That's all I know about Jay-Z.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much it?
• 59:31
  Speaker 13: That's it.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: And he's a billionaire. He's a massive, massive star.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: I understand that, but it's just not part of my world.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: And I believe he's actually written lyrics for other hip-hop
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: artists that became very popular as well.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if somebody wants to look that up. I do
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: believe that Jay-Z penned other tunes for other people that
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: became gigantic hits. I can't remember exactly who they are
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: right now. But, yeah, it says Goodell said that he
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: couldn't be more excited for fans around the world to
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: experience the artistry, creativity, and cultural impact he will bring.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: When we first reached this agreement with Roc Nation to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: produce this show, he just had one request that Jay-Z
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: take the stage himself one day, whenever it felt right.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: And I guess today it feels right. Jay-Z will be
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: on stage this year for the Super Bowl.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: So it turns out Jay-Z has written or co-written numerous
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: songs for other major artists across hip-hop, R & B,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: and pop, including Still Dre with Dr.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Dre.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Featuring Snoop Dogg, Crazy in Love, Drunk in Love with Beyonce,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Break My Soul and Alien Superstar Beyonce, Umbrella, Rihanna.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Heartbreaker, Mariah Carey from 1999. Suit and tie, Justin Timberlake,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Mary J.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 10: Blige.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, no way.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know he wrote that.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Enough crying, he wrote for Mary J.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 12: Blige.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Pop style for Drake featuring Kanye West. Those are crazy
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: words to say together. Yeah, so you're right. He's written for,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: maybe we'll see some of them.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who knows?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what other hip hop artists
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: are really associated with him because I know he's always
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: been kind of a, I mean, he.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: Well, 50 seems to be making friends everywhere he goes.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he'll be asked.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think 50 and Jay are good buddies.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I don't think 50's good buddies with anybody.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: But I think 50 started calling Jay out immediately during that.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: That Sean, the puffy stuff.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: He goes, where's Jay? Ain't nobody seen this blank in
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: a while. And talking about once that stuff broke, Jay
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Z kind of disappeared.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: I guess he was kind of wrapped up in the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: beginning part of that. There were some rumors going around
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: that he had maybe a close association. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 12: Wild.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Can't imagine that. He had a song with Lincoln park, right?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: He did a thing with Lincoln park where they did
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: a mashup.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: And it's still one of the best. I think they
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: did like five songs like that. And, uh, it's this
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: mashup that you can see in its studio quality and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: it's bad ass.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: Like it's really cool. That I'm familiar with. Like that
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: one song. I was, I mean, played it on weekends
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: a couple of times, but, uh, then someone texted, yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: The mentioned Lincoln park and said, they don't have a singer,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: not a relevant one, but that, uh, Emily Armstrong, I believe,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: is the female singer. I heard nothing but good things
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: about her performing with Linkin Park. Yeah, it's kind of wild, though,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: because Chester Bennington was their guy. And, I mean, he
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: was just such a major, like, focal point.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Of the band.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: And the problem is he's dead.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: He is dead. Yeah. He killed himself, yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: So, uh, and I guess, I guess they could still
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: come out because really, to be honest with you, they, the,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: the guitar player, the other guy who also is one
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: of the DJ who does the other singing part of,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's still around, he's still got the band.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: So I guess theoretically they could come out and do
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: something cool with them. That would be pretty cool. They're
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: still out performing.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. I think they actually just went out
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: on tour again. So, I mean, if Linkin Park showed
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: up and did a thing with him, that would be
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: pretty badass. That would be a massive throwback.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it'd be cool.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: And I think a lot of older people like throwbacks.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: It's that nostalgia thing.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing. It's like you have to kind of–
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: you have to– anytime you– I guess any artist that
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: is specifically genre-related, and this will be how many hip-hop
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: artists we had with the exception of Bad Bunny. This
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: will be– It's been a few. So it's been all
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: hip hop artists since he's taken over, right? It's been Dre.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: It'll be, it's great.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: There was, and.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Then now this one, but the other one was, um,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: you know, was, uh, did he hire the weekend or
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: was that before Jay-Z and weekends on a rapper? He's
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: like a pop artist.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: It is.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: He is.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: And that was a pandemic game. So that was 2021. Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: And I think, I don't, I don't remember both one
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: in 2021.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think Jay-Z was part of this Tampa. I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: don't think he was part of that at that point. Yeah,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was a decision-making process at that point.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: I think that's when they switched from Pepsi to Apple.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Is that what they did? Pepsi used to be the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: promoter of it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Now it's Apple Music. But the other thing I heard,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: they don't get paid, right?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Who, the performers?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: The performers do not get paid for the Super Bowl halftime.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: It's just a publicity. It's just a publicity thing, yeah. And,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: of course, he doesn't need that. He doesn't need publicity.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he has another record coming out.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: You know what the funny thing is? You wonder, could
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: he find anybody to do it? Do you think he's
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: maybe doing it because he has to? Is the Super
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: Bowl really a thing like that anymore for artists? With
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: all the heat that Bad Bunny got last year because
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: of it and all of the social ramifications, if you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: don't fit some kind of perfect style of music for
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: the greater America that you're not really ready to play?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: I think there's plenty of bands who have....
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: Made public their desire to do this. Isn't Metallica one
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: of them? Metallica wants to play the Super Bowl? That
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: was all the talk last year when it was in
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: San Francisco.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 19: Right?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Because I think they're from San Francisco.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Metallica? I think so, yeah. And people were pissed.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, come on, it could be Metallica instead of,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: you know, bad money.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: And where is it this year?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: I think L.A.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Is it in L.A.? I think it is in L.A., actually.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Because I think they mentioned him doing a couple of
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: shows at the Coliseum or whatever, where it's going to be.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Deb?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: No, I was just looking to see. Yep. SoFi Stadium
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: in Englewood. Englewood. Up to no good.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the thing is, is he's got connections
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: in New York and California. So there really is no, like,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: geographical connection that could be exploited there. Because, I mean, like,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: every major hip-hop artist outside of New York basically came
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: from California, Atlanta. East Coast guy playing West Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: And remember, Super Bowl is also on... Valentine's Day next year.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: And isn't it also like on Netflix or something?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: The Super Bowl?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: No, come on. Don't tell me that. It's not. There's
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: no way. It's got to be network TV. There's no
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: way they'd do that. You sure?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I can imagine they'd put that on a subscription-based platform,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: but I mean, I guess I don't know what to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: even think anymore about how people do business.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: It seems like suicide, but I guess who knows? I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: don't really know enough about the macro there.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: ABC.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 11: ABC.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be. ESPN, ABC.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, there we go.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Same company, right?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, 407-916.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: There's just three of them left.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: 104.1.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: Who are about to break up, right? You hear about
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: that drama? I only hear it from you. I watch
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: them do the game. They seem just fine and lovey.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Apparently there's some big drama there. Do you really know
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: about it?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: Because what you were telling me is because Joe Buck's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: new contract, he's getting more than Troy Aikman, and Troy
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: Aikman was pissed.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: That's all I know. So that's what I'm reading. But
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: now I guess they did the game last night, right?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Their Monday night? Mm-hmm. Okay.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: So apparently if you watched the game last night, it
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: looked pretty cold. And apparently this is a thing that
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman have had a fallout. And
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: I do not know what for or how. I guess
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: maybe it's money-related, but Elway's loaded, dude. You know, I
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: think he's one of these guys that bought a lot
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: of car dealerships with his money and then ran them
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: for a bunch of years and then sold them.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I look at Aikman's net worth, it's got to be
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: $ 300 million.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Or more.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Dude, that guy is a Hall of Famer, and has
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: he ever been married? Is he married now?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a rumor for a while that Aikman,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Is gay.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: So what do you think his net worth, Troy Aikman's
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: net worth?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I said $ 300 million. I think it's got to be
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: pretty close.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Is it low? Yeah.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Is it really?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: See, I told you. Yeah.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Is it like $ 400 million or $ 500 million?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: $ 65 million. Oh, it's only $ 65 million?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Wow, man.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a lot more than that.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: Makes approximately $ 18 million annually on a five-year, $ 90 million
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: deal with ESPN as the lead analyst for Monday Night Football.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: But I thought he had a lot of business interest
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: that he sold and kind of made a bunch of
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: money on that. Maybe it's on him. Who am I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: thinking about then? Who has all the car dealerships? John Elway? Yeah,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: I thought Elway.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: Because you did say, you slipped and you said Elway
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: when you were talking about the dealership.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's Aikman.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: We're talking Troy Aikman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aikman
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: did not have that yet. Oh, Elway did have.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: It, yeah, for sure.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: As far as business and investments for Troy Aikman, co-founded
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: the organic beer brand Ape.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: He holds a minority stake in the San Diego Padres.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: Has stakes in real estate inventors like Hall of Fame Racing.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Does he seem likable to you, Troy Aikman? Joe Buck
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: seems likable. He just seems a little annoying, maybe.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: He does, yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: He seems likable, but maybe a little bit annoying.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 17: Yes.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Like that, if you remember the cartoon where they had
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: that one big dog and the little dog just kept
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: running around it.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Hey, Spike. Hey, Spike.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: That's kind of what Joe Buck said.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: That's how Joe Buck hits me.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: He, uh.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: He's an Apple baby, but also I think he's good
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: at what he does. Sure, he's good.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: And not only that, I like him when I've seen
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: him on talk shows because he's also funny. Matter of fact,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: he tried to host a talk show for a bit.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it went horribly bad. Why did it go so poorly?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: Uh he had arty lang on it as a guest
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: who booked.
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  Speaker 2: That guy arty lang with joe buck.
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• 1:09:03
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  Speaker 6: What do you think John Elway's net worth is? The
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: former quarterback of the Denver Broncos. I'll stick with my original.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: I'll say $ 300 million. $ 145 million.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 9: Really?
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  Speaker 3: God, dog, for some reason, I'm missing something then. Because
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: there was one of these guys that was a quarterback
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: who had a bunch of car dealerships or restaurants and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: sold them and made a ton of money. John Elway Autos.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: Sold his dealership group to AutoNation for $ 82.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: 5 million in 1997. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: 30 years ago.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Wisely invested with Scott Brown. That would be worth a
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: fortune right now. He'd have more than $ 145 million. He'd
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: have way more than $ 145 million is if he was Scott.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: That's for sure.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: All right, let's take a little break. Back in a
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: second with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: Stay put.
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  Speaker 20: So the crouton thing threw you off my ex-wife used
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 20: to work for a little country store that you know
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 20: it was like a little convenience store you could run
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 20: out and get milk and stuff and she asked the
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 20: dairy that would come and restock the the milk on
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 20: a daily basis what do you do with the outdated
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 20: milk that you take out of here all the time
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 20: and They're like.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, we take it back to the farm.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 20: We repasteurize it, add chocolate, and here, this chocolate milk
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 20: I'm putting in here today was last week's spoiled milk.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: No way that's true.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe if they repasteurize, they're heating it up again?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know. How does that?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's spoiled or just past the date.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. I don't know.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 10: I like to dip those seasoned croutons in butter, which
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 10: is probably not that good, but it sure does taste good.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 13: If they're giving us that bad bread.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: stuff i'm gonna be freaking some bad.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 10: Bread heads.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 11: Little donny iris trivia all right he also sang with
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 11: the jaggers back in the very early 70s and they
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 11: had i believe only one hit called the rapper.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Just a little donny iris trivia there you go peace
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: say it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you hey guys how you doing I think the
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: quarterback you're thinking is Danny Marino.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: He had a tremendous amount of car dealerships in Miami.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: That was LA. I'm not sure if that's true, but hey. Dad,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I love you. Sexiest woman and sexiest voice on radio.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: And TV, right there. I can see it right here
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: on my screen. I think Peyton Manning also was one
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: of those guys that had a lot of... So I
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: looked up Marino. What do you think his net worth is?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know, $ 55 million?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: $ 50 million.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: What do you think he made his entire career salary-wise?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: $ 12 million.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: 17 seasons total. $ 12 million.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: No, come on.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: $ 30? $ 50.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, was it?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: $ 50 million in his 12 seasons.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought so, because he also had massive endorsements deals. Remember,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: he was the glove guy. Yeah, Isotoner only pays so much.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: You don't know that.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: That's all he had.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: One of the best athletes on the planet at that time.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Isotoner probably came correct with the cash, dude. I don't
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: know about that.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: Notably, he lost almost $ 14 million in 2012. When the
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: hologram company Digital Domain filed for bankruptcy.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: CurrentWorks is special advisor to the Dolphins and runs the
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: Dan Marino Foundation.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has kids with autism, I believe, right?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: He does. At least one.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Child with autism.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, his oldest son. He was actually one of the
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: first advocates for autism back in the 90s before it
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: really became– he and– Flutie Flakes.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Doug Flutie.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Doug Flutie was another big advocate for autism.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Ernie Else on the PGA Tour for a while also
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: did it because he had Ernie's, something like that, but
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: he had the puzzle.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: What's the ….
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: You mean like the puzzle logo almost? The emblem of autism?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: I want to say, yeah, the activist organization for him.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a puzzle piece or something on his
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: bag or whatever.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I got a friend that played on the tour whose
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: son also is mildly autistic. He's full functioning or highly functioning,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: I should say, and listens to the show all the time.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: And I think he and that gentleman have worked together.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, I think he's doing an
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: event up in Tennessee soon.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: For autism.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember when Marino testified before state lawmakers in Tallahassee,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: he was like, you know, I can afford my son's therapies.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Most every other Floridian cannot.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: And he's not known for being a real warm dude.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: He's a bit of a prickly dude from what I understand.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Marino?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard the same thing. So Peyton Manning, you
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: bring it up in this. I love the round of
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: celebrity net worth. Former quarterback net worth. What do you
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: think Peyton Manning comes in at?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: His is going to be pretty hot because, I mean,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: he also is one of the best endorsers, one of
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: the biggest endorsers out there, one of the most marketable
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: athletes we've seen in the last 50 years. I'll go 180.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: 250 to 300 million.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: His career earnings was about 249 million.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: Endorsement money, huge, 150 million with that. And he now
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: has Omaha Productions. Well, he's also got that podcast with
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: his brother, and that thing does quite well. And there's
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: real money in the podcast world. If you're in the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: top 10 up there, there's real money. You look at
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: Rogan's deal and see there's no shortage of cash in
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: the podcast world. Omaha Productions, and they launched the Manning cast,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: producing it for ESPN. And that is valued at $ 750 million.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Look at that. It's crazy.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, you saw that, um, like you,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: you think about the actors that just start podcasts out
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: of nowhere. They do this for a reason. Like that's
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: smart list podcast. And I believe is the second or
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: third most popular podcast in the, in America.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's Rogan. It's like, uh, call your daddy
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: or whatever, you know, so whatever that is. And then
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: it's like smart list is right there. Those guys are
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: making like 20 million a year a piece. It's ridiculous
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: how much money they're making with that thing.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: Because people think, oh, I can do a podcast and
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: I can get it. But there's such a huge jump
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: from not making anything forever.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: And then one day making a ton of money. It's
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: also I'll tell you where it sucks for regular people.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: It's also let's say Jack and Jim started a podcast
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: 10 years ago. We worked our balls off to create
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: an audience of a million people.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: And then Justin Bateman decides or Jason Bateman decides to
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: get a podcast.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: And he's Jason Bateman.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, he goes, Hey, I got a podcast. He's got
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: a million followers in three days.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: It takes us 10 years to get that. But because
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: he's popular at the national level, you, you just, you,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: you can't compete with it. And that's what's basically happened.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: If you look at all the podcasts are very popular,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: it's former, it's former celebrities.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: It's like voice work. Try being a voice actor, and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: then you hear Matthew McConaughey and everybody else is doing
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: the voice work that you've been busting your ass in
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: the industry for decades.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Right, because when they put your name on the credits,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: nobody cares. Just think about this. Did you see the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: guy that just passed yesterday? The guy that does all
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: the Looney Tunes voices and stuff who basically took over
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: from Al Blanc died at 46 years old.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, nobody knows who that guy is. I've read
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: his name 15 times in the last two days, and
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: I can't remember it. But if it's done by a star,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Tony Danza or whomever, you put them on the credits
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: and you get a little juice for your project.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: His name was Eric Bowser, I think.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Eric Bowser. B-A-U-Z-E-R.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: It wasn't Chekhov.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: It was not.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: It wasn't Chekhov.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: So one of our Christmas favorites is coming. I wanted
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: to find out if you guys actually go to this
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: thing or not. It's every year right here in town.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: And this year it's a different theme. They've had like,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they've had a different theme every year,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: but they've come close to getting a different theme every year,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: which would be kind of difficult how they build this thing.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Seasonal gig for Orlando.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. Is it?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: The Front Yard Festival at the Dr.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Phillips Center?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Let me see when it opens here. I think it opens.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 12: It experiences.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Is it chilly? November 13th. It is chilly.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: You see? I did.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Ice at Gaylord Palms is coming back, and it's going
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: to be Polar Express themed this year.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, I've been. I went the year. Okay, dude.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: It's Christmas.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: Can you show some verve, please? I went to ICE
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: in the very beginning.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Which one did you see? What theme was it? I saw.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Charlie Brown for me. It might have been Charlie Brown.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. How long have they been doing it?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: It's been a long time, buddy.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: I think they've been doing this like 15 years.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to suggest, though, in 2026, maybe another moniker.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: I've been– two or three times, but not in over
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: ten years have I been.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Dude, we had to change the name of Woke News,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: which was an acronym for We Obviously Know Everything.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Which was a joke.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: It was a joke.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: But some people don't get those.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: No, exactly.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to roll with the punches sometimes.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 12: Dumb.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: He's going to roll with a bunch of stuff.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: What's this?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: So instead of calling it ice, it's just very chilly. Yeah,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: $ 31 and up. Slow freezing. $ 46 for peak times, and
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: it's nine degrees the entire time. How much to park?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: 20,000 square foot exhibit. How many blocks of ice did
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: they have to cut into shape this thing to create it?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go five.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: We're talking about... How big are the blocks? Well, the
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: blocks are like blocks. They're like blocks. They're like building blocks.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: They're giant.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: Or are they like cinder blocks and they stack them?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: No, dude.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: These things are like... Okay, so do you remember the
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: old days when you saw those guys grabbing giant blocks
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: of ice with tongs?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: And that's what went into your icebox in your house?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: That size block. You said 5,000? Yeah, I'll stick with that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: What do you say, Debra?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: 7,000.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: 6,000 is the answer.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Split it. Wow, literally.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: Six.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Nailed it.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: It takes them like a month or so to carve
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: this thing up. It's got a full-size train, like steam locomotive.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: It's all carved out of ice. It's amazing.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, someone's taking the grand, baby.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Without question, dude. If you have kids. Oh, you're not
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: going to put them on one of those community jackets,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: are you?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The parka?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Bring your own. We have stuff for him. But I'm
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: telling you, man, this place, if you've not been to it,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: and again, it's a pretty affordable thing because you can
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: stay in there a couple hours and you will never
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: get better photos for Christmas with kids than at ICE.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: It's good for photos. No one's staying in there a
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: couple hours.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: You're there a half hour and you're like, okay, you cold?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: I'm cold.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: You want to get out of here? Yeah, let's go
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: get some hot chocolate. a team of ice carvers traveled
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: how many miles to create the exhibit? Because there's only
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: so many people who can do this. I think it's
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: 300 total people that work on this thing to get
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: it ready. Yeah, they came from China. Yeah, 7,000 miles
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: away to carve this thing up. It says a lot
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: of these artisans are cousins, uncles, and fathers and sons
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: who have passed this skill down over generations of this
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: ice carving thing.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm most fascinated by is the refrigeration
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: set up to keep An area that size, that cold.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine what that power bill is? Now I
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: know why they charge what they do for parking.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: What is it for parking? Like 50 bucks or something?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like $ 30, right?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: Gaylord Palms parking. I'm going to go to Gaylord Palms
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: net worth. No, let's look at their net worth. It
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: doesn't say anything about parking. $ 41, let's see, 11 scenes,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: 12,000 hours, 1.4 million people will see it. The highest
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: thing is 10 feet. It's a slide. And they always
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 6: have one every year. They have an ice slide where
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: you can go up there and slide down the ice slide.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: $ 40, self-park.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Oof. That's a lot.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: L.A.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: Is $ 55, 000.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: The new has got a tip, and you've got to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: clean your car.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: No time limits, by the way. You can stay in
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: there as long as you want, Jack. Inside.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 10: Inside.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: Again, nine degrees.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: It's a self-guided experience, Jack.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: They know. You can't stay. You're only going to stay
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: so long.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: This is the shining room. Ignore the frozen man with
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: the axe.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: In the corner.
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  Speaker 6: Everything's fine. It's Santa's disgruntled brother. They did Shrek one year.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They did, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Charlie Brown, I remember. I think they did Rudolph one year,
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was the big thing.
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  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031. You know, this is something
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: in the restaurant world I've never thought about. And it's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: so funny because you kind of take this for granted.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: And if you've ever wondered what the restaurant world thinks
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: about something that you do at a restaurant, and everybody
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: in the world does it. Stay tuned.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 3: And I will tell you exactly how they feel when
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  Speaker 3: you do this. Do I do it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. So, apparently, Facebook is still a thing?
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  Speaker 18: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 10: About the Orange Theory, it is not really just bicycles.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 10: It is actually the HIIT training, the high-intensity training.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 9: So you have the instructor on.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: The microphone talking over.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 10: And letting you guys know what to do.
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  Speaker 9: And you go around to different stations and work out
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  Speaker 9: in different manners. I have never personally.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 10: Done it, but I do know people that go there.
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  Speaker 16: I heard it kicked your ass. So today when I
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 16: was doing research and I had to go to the
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 16: NIH website for a journal article, at the top of
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 16: the page it says, by executive order, artificial intelligence is
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 16: being replaced with the wording super intelligence by executive order. Yeah,
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  Speaker 16: so I wonder what that costs to do. And really,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 16: super intelligence.
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  Speaker 2: Amen.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: He's into renaming stuff. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Jack is here as well.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got, buddy?
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  Speaker 6: What were you going to say? You know, I think
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  Speaker 6: it's a plus that he didn't use his name. Trump's
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: super intelligence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, because he likes his name on stuff. Apparently
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: he lobbied Google to turn the Atlantic Ocean or Pacific
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: Ocean into Trump Ocean.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody just texted and said, look, man, these ice carvers
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: bring their entire family, and they set up an entire
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: yurt village behind the event center. They said if you
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: drive back there, it smells amazing because they're cooking all
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: that food from that area, and it says it smells
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: like heaven back there.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because like it said in the story, a lot
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: of them are families. These are generational skill sets of
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: carving this ice. But it is from China, right? I
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: think it is China, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I would pile up in a yurt and eat some
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: local Chinese in about five seconds.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: No question whatsoever. Money is the word, guys.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: M-O-N-E-Y. All right.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: So we talk about restaurants a lot here because we
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: love eating good food, right?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: We do.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: And we love being good patrons of restaurants, do we not?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Yes, we do.
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  Speaker 3: What would you think we're talking about here? Restaurants draw
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  Speaker 3: the line here.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: Blowing your nose into the napkin.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: As diners do. Push new limits. Cell phones at tables
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: or media at tables. I will tell you, it has
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with what you're doing at the restaurant.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: Not what you're wearing, not the phone, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 3: And I could see, I will tell you, I could
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  Speaker 3: see how this would be unbelievably annoying, splitting, scary. Splitting plates.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 2: Sharing.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually becoming way more popular now at restaurants, and
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: restaurants are actually starting to embrace that a.
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  Speaker 2: Little bit more.
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  Speaker 3: They used to get looked at down your nose when
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: you asked to split checks. They don't do that anymore.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: They've started to kind of invite that. Now they're thankful
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: for your business. That's 100% right. They stop bitching, and
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh, you're here eating. Let's try to sell
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: you a drink or two instead.
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  Speaker 5: Well, splitting, but what about splitting an entree?
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  Speaker 11: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: That's not it.
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  Speaker 5: No? Okay. I would think the most annoying thing is
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: when you try and call and ask if Because this
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: has happened. Like, do you have any tables available?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: I'm right outside. I'm right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you're.
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  Speaker 5: Calling at 530. Do you have any tables available for
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: like 637? I'm over by the register. Could you just
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: nose somebody off the bar, please? No, it's substitutions. Oh, really?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Menu substitutions. Because what they're saying is this, like, here's
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: the crazy thing. And this is the story says this
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: one restaurant started bitching because the minute they got a
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: Michelin guide, like a Bib Gourmand, like a, they were
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: even mentioned. He said the entire, like the entire ilk
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  Speaker 3: of people that started coming there to eat all of
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: a sudden started requesting all these weird substitutions. Like, the
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: clientele had gone up because these were people looking for
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: incredible dining experiences. But with that came a sense of entitlement.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: That bougie attitude.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: Exactly, where they felt like they could tell the kitchen
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: how to cook their own food. It says, too many
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: modifications can come across as entitlement and take away from
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: the dining experience.
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  Speaker 8: Ah!
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  Speaker 2: It depends. Okay.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: And by the way, they said that as well. Let's
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: see if your depends adds up to their depends.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's the wrong phrase.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: I want onion rings instead of french fries. That's a
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: doable scenario. I believe so, right?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: That's not a high-end restaurant request.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: That's a doable– Michelin-rated onion rings. That's what I want.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think. How about requesting like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: truffle oil instead of– You.
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  Speaker 3: Know what a big one is, right? Like instead of–
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: it's the starch. Hey, can I get rice instead of
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: mashed potatoes?
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  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, can I get... Hey, can I get.
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  Speaker 6: But in a lot of these, it's not like at
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: home where it's like three separate things all next to
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: each other. These are all constructed in a higher-end restaurant.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Some of them are very coordinated, yes.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: It's the aesthetics. It's the presentation. And it's all like...
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: Part of it. So it's all built together.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: So if you're using mashed potatoes as the foundation or cement,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: you know, rice doesn't work the same.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Well, what they're saying is this. OK, one of the
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: things is this. We build this menu and people do
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: not believe this or understand it. But I can tell you,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: I know enough really good chefs will tell you. They
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: work for sometimes years to create these flavors and get
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: them to blend together so they give you this specific experience.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: When you start swapping stuff in and out, you're basically
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: destroying all of the things they've worked to kind of create.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: And one of the popular ones was it says what
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: will happen is somebody will look at the menu and
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: they'll go, oh, I don't want asparagus because I'm not
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: a big asparagus fan. But this other dish has green beans,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: almond bean. I'd rather have those. And they're like, well,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: the dish is not built to eat with green beans,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: green beans, almond bean. It's not it's not built. That's
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: not a that's not a supporting flavor profile.
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  Speaker 5: OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all well and good.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: Let's get to the part where you talk about how
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: you do this, because this is you're the diner you're describing.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I'll.
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  Speaker 19: Oh, oh, jack did you hear that my thing is
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  Speaker 19: i i don't i don't ask usually to alter the
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 19: dish what i.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: Will ask for is is most of my sauces on
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: the side and i have a reason Oh, that's not
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: so bad. So if you eat your sauce on the
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: side rather than incorporate it into the meal, because here's
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: the thing. I want to sauce it the way I
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: want to sauce it.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: I don't think they'd have a problem with that.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: But sometimes restaurants will bury a certain flavor because they
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: know the sauce is good. Maybe it's sweet. Maybe it's
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: real savory. And they understand they can mask something in
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: the menu with a really good sauce. And it winds
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: up taking the dish over. So usually I will ask
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: for any sauces on the side so I can apply
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: them out as I wish.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: That's not so bad. Oh, wait, wait.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: What else do you do?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: And I only. What else do you do?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: And then the other thing I ask is I only
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: want the giraffe chicken nuggies. Of course. I only want
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: the giraffe chicken nuggies.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: And give me some scratchies at the same time.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: All drummies, no flats.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: All drummies.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: It says.
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  Speaker 9: Wait.
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  Speaker 3: The other thing, too, is it says that people, that
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: people are coming in and they're. They're demanding that restaurants
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: kind of serve them the way they want to.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: Well, then stay your ass at home.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: It's pretty easy. Have you ever been to a tapas restaurant,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: a tapas restaurant?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: I love tapas.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite, if not my favorite way
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: to eat.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: I love that, yes.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: But if you've not been to a tapas restaurant, tapas
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: restaurants for people who do not know, I will assume
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: there are people who maybe don't. It's smaller plates. And usually, traditionally,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: when you order them, they do not come out in order.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: So let's say that Jack and I and Deb were
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: at a tapas restaurant, our tapas restaurant. There's one over
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: in Winter Park that we love going to because they
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: have a ham croquette there that is unbelievably good. And
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: we order, let's say we both order, we all order
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: like three different things, right? Well, they just start bringing
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: them out when they're done.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: Like there's no order. Like you're going to get the
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: octopus when the octopus is done.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: We're not having octopus at our table.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: But it doesn't come out last or first. No, I
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: feel really.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Bad about eating octopus.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not doing that anymore.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: I tried once after seeing my octopus teacher. I just don't.
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  Speaker 2: Like the flavor of it. So it doesn't matter.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: Or the texture for that matter.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 9: Good.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: Send that back to the kitchen.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: So what they're saying is. is when people come into
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: these restaurants and it's set up like that, that they'll
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: tell you, they'll be like, well, I don't want you
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: to bring my dessert first, or I don't want you
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: to bring this first. They're like, look, we're bringing out
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: what is ready. This is the way the restaurant goes.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: You can't demand when things come out because the way
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: that the kitchen runs, you can't start making rules for us.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: If you don't like your dessert possibly coming out first
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: or two other things coming out before you get your protein,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: don't come here because this is the way we do business.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: And they got a little blowback for that one.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: I just.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: I've always believed that everyone should work at least one
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: year of their life in food service.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: Yes. Or retail.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: Food service. There is a completely different mindset when you're
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: bringing someone their food and then having to pick up
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: after them. The retail experience, once you buy that dress,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: that jacket, that pants. And we exchange the money. You're leaving.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: I'm not picking up your runny eggs after you left
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: me a dollar tip and a little card that says
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: Jesus loves you.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: For a party of 12.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Attract.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: But he does.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: But he does, and thank God for that. But, I mean,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: being on your feet and the smell, it's really hard work.
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  Speaker 3: My son does it. I mean, he's actually about to
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: graduate from college, so I think his career in this
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: is going to be over soon, or at least it'll
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: go down to one or two days, because he loves
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: the restaurant he works at. It may be tough, that
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: starting job out of college. I know. He's not going
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: to pay what he's making.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: Definitely not.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Well, he's going into the med world. Hopefully, it'll be
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: fine there.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: Long-term, he should be fine.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. But.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: But he loves it. He loves meeting people. He works
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: for a restaurant that sends out good food, so he
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: doesn't have to really wind up defending it very much,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: which is also very good. He's very engaging and courteous.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: He loves the business. But he says you do get
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: a lot of people that will come in, and it
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: seems like they just come in there to take it
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: out on you. They just seem like they had a
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: bad day, and they know that you have to take
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: some S from them, and they will literally try to
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: push buttons with you, and he just has to learn
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: how to defuse it. I was just thinking earlier today
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: about it never seemed to be worse than it was
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: immediately post-pandemic.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: When people went out into the real world again, whether
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 6: you were in a restaurant or on an airplane, it's
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 6: like people reserve their worst behavior. It's like they were
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: storing it up for a year. And they were just
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: unleashing on people.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: It really is tough. I haven't been able to tell
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: a Danny that my steak's cold in months. I'm going
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: to take my chance. Danny's going to know this steak
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: is not cold.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 6: You think people would be so appreciative of the fact that, oh,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: we get to do this again instead of, this is
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: not exactly how I want it.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: There's that operative word you said there, Jack.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: People. and he said even look he says um like
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: he feels bad for people coming into the game now
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: because you know he's been there a while so he
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: has like regulars right like he has a group he
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: has groups that come in every they request him they
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: say where is he working i'm sitting in that section
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: and no other section so he's got that because he
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: knows what he's doing and again he's really engaging um
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: but um he he tells me he goes man if
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: you're new there you have to like just get these
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: tables these rando tables he goes we all know the
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: They all know the dicks. The people who come in
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: are just going to be terrible. They know them all. Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: And there's women.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: And that's why I believe everyone should work food service
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: because it's the attitude. There's people who will look down
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: on you simply for the job that.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: You are doing.
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  Speaker 5: You could be the greatest person. You could be the
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  Speaker 5: most engaging waitstaff they've ever dealt with. But you're bringing
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  Speaker 5: me my food. And that means you're not quite the
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: same level as me. And you're always going to encounter that.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: And something like that can really level you really young.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: to learn don't treat people like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My, my boy won't take that. He'll just like tell
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: somebody else to go wait at the table. He was
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: just like, yeah, these just, these people aren't for me. And, um,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: he tells me that, uh, it's dudes that are the worst. I, I,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: I really, and I'm not trying, this is not a
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: sexist statement by any means, but I thought there would
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: be more female complainers in restaurants because that's what I've experienced.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: Been around people that we know when we go out,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: it's mostly women that complain about things and send it
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: back or whatever. He goes, dudes are the worst. You
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: get these guys that come in, like these older guys,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: and they bitch about everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like little babies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Hey, Jimmy and JCS crew.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, don't sleep on lionfish, man.
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  Speaker 12: I heard Deb Roberts say they just had an outstanding
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 12: year collecting those little monsters.
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  Speaker 2: That eat everything.
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  Speaker 12: They're illegal fish. Take as many as you want, but
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  Speaker 12: they are delicious with a panko crust and olive oil
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  Speaker 12: and just a little dust of magic and a smoke
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  Speaker 12: and spleef after that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 10: 40 years of restaurant service. Loads every minute of it.
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  Speaker 10: Made a ton of money. But after COVID, things got
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  Speaker 10: real bad. And a special request wanted me to punch
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 10: people in the face.
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  Speaker 2: I had to quit. Wow, really? Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: A special is a special.
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  Speaker 2: No additions.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that was an interesting mix of listener. I appreciate
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: that very much. That was a grab bag of voices there,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: to say the very least. Your 5 o'clock keyword is money, M-O-N-E-Y.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: There's Deb.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: Hello. Jack is here.
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  Speaker 10: Hi.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: I've got a new addiction on Instagram, guys.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know about you. On Instagram? Yeah, I got
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: a new addiction.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: What's that? Well, you know, you get addicted to watching
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: a certain kind of videos, right? And I'm in a
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: feel-good addiction right now. Sometimes I get into bad addictions
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: where I watch people being hurt, bullies getting served, bullies
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: trying people, and then people coming back and beating the
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: piss out of that bully. That's kind of fun to watch.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: Other, you know, golf and poker stuff, for sure, but Again,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: with Instagram, all you have to do is watch one
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: video of certain interest, and the next thing you know,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: you're going to get as many of those as you want. And,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: of course, the more you watch, the more you get, right? Correct.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: So I started watching these, and I would love to
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: do this. I think it would be kind of fun
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: to do. This is a feel-good thing. Have you guys
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: seen the videos where people walk up and pay for
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: people's groceries?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love those.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you seen them, Jack?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: Not recently, but I have.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: In the past.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: Guys at the guy or girl, woman, whatever, paying for
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: their groceries are checking out. And then somebody will walk
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: up behind them with a card and just tap. They'll
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: do the tap thing and then just kind of bail.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: And the people don't know. Let's say I'm here and
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: I'm checking out. I'm standing in front of the thing.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. An arm will just
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: come around me. They'll do the tap thing on the screen.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: It'll pay. Then they just bail out of there. They'll
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: hit the okay, and then they go. And the people
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: think that it's an employee doing something with a machine.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: They don't even realize it. They're still going for their
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: card to pay for their groceries, and then they realize, well,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: that guy just paid for your– or that girl or woman. Actually,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: the ones I'm watching now, it's a woman doing it,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: and they just paid for your groceries. And it's amazing.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: And can I tell you? I'll tell you what's really
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: odd about it. If I walked up to somebody and
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: gave them $ 60, that would mean one thing, right? You're like, oh, man, $ 60.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Bucks.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. But man, when it's $ 60 worth
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: of food, it's a completely different experience. It's like they
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: gave them a thousand bucks. just because they paid for
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: their $ 60 food tab. One was like $ 150. And again,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: that's a lot of money for sure. I completely understand that. But,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: you know, when people react to that, it is, man,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, dude, if you ever get
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: into a bummed out day where you're having a bad day,
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: go and watch these videos on Instagram of people getting
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: their groceries paid for. It makes you want to go
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: do it. Do any of the people like it?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: Does it go badly where they think the person is
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 6: up to something like, hey, what do you do? Like
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: their information, like they're trying to steal their information or something.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 6: I'm wondering if anyone has a negative reaction to it,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: not understanding what is happening.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: Actually, I haven't seen one of those yet. People are
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: just bewildered. But when there was a negative reaction, because
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: this one guy does this. He walks through a grocery
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: store and he's got one of those carry baskets and
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: it's got like a bag of apples. It looks to
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: be a couple boxes of something. It's only like maybe
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: three or four or five items. It can't be more
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: than 10 bucks, right? And he goes to people in
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: the store and he says, hey, I forgot my wallet
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: at home. Can you help me purchase this? And almost
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: everybody turns their nose up and says no. And he
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: goes to this one lady. She's in the frozen food section.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: She's got a hair thing on to keep her hair
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: under after it's being done. She's got on slide flip flops.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: And she doesn't look real kept. And he walks up
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: to her and he says, hey, look, I forgot my
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: wallet at home. Is there any way you can help
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: me out with this? And she said, yeah, I can
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: help you out. And she says, I barely have enough
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: to get what I'm getting in my cart, but I
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: can certainly help you out. And he's like, well, why
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: would you do that if you don't have any money
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: to buy your own stuff? Are you buying for the week?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: She goes, I can't buy for the week. I can
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: only buy for the day. And he says, well, why
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: are you helping me then? He goes, well, because I
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: like to help people. It's the right thing to do.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: And then he just whips out and gives her like
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: $ 1, 000 cash just for being that girl. He was waiting
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: for someone to help him out. He was testing him.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: It was like kind of a parable thing.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 6: And it's tough because there's so many scammers out there
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 6: that you get hardened to it.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: It's like, nope, sorry, can't help.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: And by the way, this guy does not look like
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: a bum. He looks like a regular dude who has
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: a job. And when he says, you know, I forgot
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: my wallet at home, he's a guy you can look
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: at and go, well, I believe this guy.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: He looks like a guy who left his wallet at home.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: But, man, if you ever get in a bad mood,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: go check those videos out. You immediately get a warm
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: and fuzzy inside, Jack.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: You? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: It even happens to me. I didn't think it could.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: I do these things just to make sure I'm still alive,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: you know? All right, 407-916-1041. Are those your favorites as well?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: You like that?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, those and animal ones, yeah.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Guess what is back now?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know how good this is or bad this is.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 13: McRib?
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: No, it is back, though.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: You knew that, right? I did not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: I thought it came back and didn't go away again.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: I saw it yesterday or the day before that it's
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: back in select restaurants for certain periods of time.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: Select restaurants like Arby's or Wendy's and Burger King?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: Select McDonald's. I'm guessing the ones that buy a lot
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: of McRibs. No, it says this is getting the Glamour
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: Treatment again.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: Glamour Treatment.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: There for a while did not get the Glamour Treatment.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: now seems to be getting the glamour treatment again. Something
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: that has come in and out in American culture for
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: many years, many times.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: Jello.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: This last time, though, I thought for sure it was gone.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: This last time, I'm like, well, this is certainly gone.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: This is not going to be promoted anymore. No one's
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: going to do this and think it looks cool. No
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: way possible.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 5: Well, I just guessed Jello.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not Jello.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 17: No.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: Something we do that kind of has a bad look.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: It's... Ooh, wearing pajamas out.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Kylie Jenner just did it as part
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: of a story for a magazine. Got it kind of
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: popped a little bit. Hailey Bieber just did it, part
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: of a fashion spread.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: Fur? Animal fur?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: Smoking cigarettes is back.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, really?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the cigarette thing is kind of back a little bit. Interesting.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: I've got to tell you, though, the story is really long.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: I read about half of it, but I wanted to ask,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: do you think there's a possibility, Debra? Because I know,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: although you're a smoker, you would never tell people to
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: start smoking, right?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: But I wanted to ask, though.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Do you think that there's a possibility that this is
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: also a pushback from young people on the vape thing?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Like with the vape thing being kind of representative of
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: like a newer thing that they don't want to do.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: They want to go back to analog. I don't want
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: the digital cigarette. The vape cigarette. I want to go
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: back to the OG cigarette and just smoke that.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: Well, I think, you know, that and Selena Gomez coming
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: out and talking about how vaping has pretty much changed
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: her voice.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: It did change her voice, yes.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: And how she's encouraging. No, I think it goes back
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: to the other things that Gen Z and Alpha. is
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: embracing from the past and that's tanning so i think
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: they're going back.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: To you think it's just a retro thing in general
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: i i you.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: Know because when you when we watch that that video
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: of what you do that's new the two motorcyclists who
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: were going through china yes and when they were trying
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: to smoke cigarettes and the one kid looked at the
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: other kid and said i think we look pretty cool
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 5: and i shouted at the tv no you don't you
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 5: do not look cool dude you're a smoker exactly You
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: don't hold it that way, but I don't want to
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: teach you that. I saw a kid who had to
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 5: be 13 years old smoking outside of a Walgreens a
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: few weeks ago, and I was like, no!
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: It's so wild. I do pay attention to the world
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: of golf a lot, and there's a lot of news
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: made by a girl on the LPGA Tour because she's
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: really cute. Her name is Charlie Hull. Jack, if you
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: want to bring a picture of Charlie up.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: H U L L.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: She got famous. Well, for one thing, she's, you know,
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: blonde and she's a good golfer. But secondly, her whole
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: thing was like, she'd be walking down the fairway. And
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: even though she's hot, she would just be hot boxing
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: a smoke. That was her thing. She just liked to
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: smoke cigarettes. She bummed a lighter from a viewer once.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: She was going down and she walked over to the
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: side from the gallery and bummed a light from a
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: guy so she could light her cigarette while she's playing golf.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: See the one right there in the middle? Now she's
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: quit since then. But, like, she got heat for that. But,
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, let me tell you, Charlie Hull smoking
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: a cigarette while hitting some putts was kind of hot.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: And I don't know why, but it was.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, there's a reason why. There used to be,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: you know, cigarette ads in Seventeen Magazine and Vogue and
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 5: everything else.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: And all the sirens back in the day. They smoked, right?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 5: Everybody smoked.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: All the really good-looking, swanky women, they smoked cigarettes. And
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: it was like a really kind of debonair thing to do.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: Men and women.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: It says new data shared exclusively with Yahoo suggests that
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: young adults are becoming more receptive to cigarettes as well.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: 18 to 24-year-olds surveyed by Truth Initiative, which is a
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: nonprofit public health organization dedicated to preventing youth and youth
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: adult nicotine addiction, said that 25% said smoking makes people
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: look cool in 2026. That's up from 17% in 2019.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: Nearly half, 47%, said it's not a big deal if
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: my friends smoke anymore. which was a thing that was
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: never allowed. If you had friends, I mean, friends would
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: pressure each other to stop smoking. It doesn't seem like
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: that's happening anymore.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 5: I think kids have just, just like with the dangers
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: of tanning, they've just, you know, they've never grown up
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 5: with the consequences of it.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe so.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 6: And maybe also they just look at the existential threats
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 6: that are around us and say, you know, why bother?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: You're poisoning the water, the air, the land.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: I got no shot anyway. Might as well look cool.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: Big deal.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: And that's what they're saying. They say that more young
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: people say that smoking cigarettes makes them look cool because–
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: and I think it does go back a little bit
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: to the vape thing because you know what the nickname
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: for vapes are? Like douche flutes. Because when you see
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: people walking around– I thought you just made that up. Yeah, no,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: Dan made it up. Okay. But when you're walking around
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: and you're blowing these clouds out of there, it doesn't
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: have this– It doesn't have the same vibe as smoking
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: a cigarette. Like, nobody looks at you and goes, oh, man,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: that's kind of cool. This guy's blowing a giant cotton
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: candy cloud out.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 6: But it also opened up the world of nicotine and
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: THC for people to.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: Do it anywhere at any time they want.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: You're 100% right.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: Which still you do not get with cigarettes.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 6: Our poor Debra has to run four flights or fall
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 6: four flights.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: It says smoking is losing some of its stigma. So
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: even worse, people aren't looking at it the same as
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: they used to. Remember, smoking used to be like demonized.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: And apparently with youth, it's not like that anymore. They
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: don't look at it as like an ick thing. Do
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: you take the stairs up, Deborah?
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. Only down, right?
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just down.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: I take them up at Murders.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: And there's not enough time to take them up and then.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: Not being winded.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: Because if you hear Jimmy come in after he comes
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: into work, it was like he was just chased by
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: a serial killer.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: I run them.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: The first person I talked to, they're like, you okay?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, there is. As a matter of fact,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: the engineers, when you walk by now, they're like, they'll
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: just go, you walk by the engineering room, they'll just go.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: Because they can hear me huffing and puffing. Jack used
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: to do it when I got to work because of it.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: But now my stamina is a little bit better, so
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: I can come up there without literally feeling like my
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: heart's going.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: To go to my chest.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, I never smoked a cigarette.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Jack, you smoke, right?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 6: For three days when I was, I don't know, 13
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 6: or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I quickly did
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 6: the math. I'm like, wait, it's bad for you and
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 6: it costs money.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: That's the thing that I can't imagine. You got to
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: go hide to do it. But again, if you're vaping,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're vaping and the and the option
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: is cigarettes, you know, I mean, you know, I gotta
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: tell you, I wonder if you ask parents right now,
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: what would you rather have your kid do? Smoke cigarettes
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: or vape? What they would say?
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 5: I think they'd say vape.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: You think they'd say vape?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 5: I think because there's still the belief that vaping is safer. Yeah.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: But again, I, we know that to be untrue.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 5: Uh, I just, I don't know, but I, I just
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: don't believe human lungs are meant to breathe oil. Well, no,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 5: it's also– And that's the delivery system for it. And
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: other impurities. And other impurities. And because a lot of
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 5: the vapes aren't as tightly regulated as like cigarettes are,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: you really– if your kids are getting them at a
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: gas station and they don't really care who their supplier is,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 5: I mean you just don't know.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: And Selena Gomez, I don't think she's been vaping that long.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 5: And to have that much of a change?
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: But she said she vaped a lot, though. She said
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: she vaped a lot, all the time, every day, every
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: few minutes. My son did this for a while.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: And that's the thing, too, right? You're getting a higher
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 5: nicotine level than what I'm getting. So even if you
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: were to quit vaping, I don't know if there's a
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 5: cigarette on the market that's going to have the nicotine
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: you've been hauling through that douche flute.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: Easy.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: Douche flute, yeah, right.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but my son said it was difficult to quit because,
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, he was at that high nicotine level. He
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: never smoked cigarettes or anything like that, but he said
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: it was really difficult. But can I tell you, post-nicotine vape,
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: completely different vibe for him at all times. He doesn't
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: have that thing where he looks like something's just kind
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: of on him. Way more energy, way more energetic, bright-eyed.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: It's just a different machine altogether. He also quit doing peyote,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: so he never did that. They're saying that one of
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: the reasons that the cigarette thing is coming back is
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: because of the drunk cig.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 5: Well, that's when every non-smoker becomes a smoker. Hey, do
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: you have a cigarette?
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You start drinking a little bit,
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: and then you get that drunk cigarette. And they're saying
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: in the context of the story here, That's how a
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: lot of young people will start. They'll start drinking a
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: little bit. They want to have a cigarette because their
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: friends are doing it. The next thing you know, they're like, well,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: every time I go out, I'm having a cig. The
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: next thing you know, I'm just having a cig.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: Actually, no, you're not. Get your own cigs.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: All aboard.
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  Speaker 6: Got a pair of prizes and the winner gets to choose.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 6: It might be a pair of tickets to see the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: They're banned. They're coming to the Kia Center. It's the
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 6: World Tour. at the Kia Center on November 11th. Or
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 6: you might choose a pair of tickets to see, this
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 6: is a very popular item, my friends, Trans-Siberian Orchestra's matinee show.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: That's the afternoon one.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 6: At the Kia Center, December 19th. They do two shows,
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 6: a matinee and an evening. And it's always on a
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 6: Saturday in December. And it's been wildly popular here in Orlando.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, it has. You can be there if you win
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 3: trivia today.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 5: So back to you.
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  Speaker 2: Clickety-clack.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Debra. One, two, three, four, or five.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go one.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: One sounds good. That is Stan. Stan, how are you?
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing fine, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Doing good, buddy. Want to play a little game with us?
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: Let's do it then. All right, Stan, this is a
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: real easy game, buddy. I've got a question here for you,
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: four answers. One of these answers is not true.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: But if you find it, I'll send you over to Jack.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 3: He's got some nice stuff, and you can find something
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: for yourself. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I am.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: Here we go, buddy. On this day in 1925, Fred Waller.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: Patton's Water Skis. On this day in 1925, here are
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: three fun facts about water skiing and one barefoot and lie.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 3: All right, buddy, we're talking about water skiing. Which one
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 3: of these is not true? Number one, the very first
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: organized professional water skiing competition was held in 1939. Number two,
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: it takes a minimum of 25 horsepower motor to pull
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: an average-sized skier out of the water. Number three, the
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: longest recorded water ski jump is 312 feet.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: Dang.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: So that's a football field in the air on water skis.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 5: Forget about it.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: Or lastly, the first water ski tow rope was a clothesline.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: Which of those is a lie?
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: We'll go with the first one.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. The very first pro water skiing
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: competition was held in 1939.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: Two, three, four, or five, Deb?
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 5: Let's go two.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: Two sounds good. That is William. William, how you doing?
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: Doing well, Jack. All right.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm Jim, and Jack's doing great, too. He's right there.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 8: I'm here. Hi.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: Very good. All right, William, which one of these are
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: talking about water skiing and which one is not true?
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 3: Number one, takes a minimum of a 25-horsepower motor to
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: pull an average-sized skier out of the water. Number two,
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: the longest recorded ski jump is 312 feet. Or lastly,
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: the first water ski tow rope was a clothesline.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 14: I'm going to go with number three.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. The first water ski tow rope
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: was an old clothesline.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 5: What else would they have used?
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: One pissed off wife. That's right. One super fun husband.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 3: All right, Deb, three, four, five.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: Let's go four.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: Four sounds good. That is Matthew.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: Matthew, how are you?
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 13: I'm doing well.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: Doing good, buddy. We're talking about water skiing, and you
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: have a 50-50 shot here. Which one of these isn't true?
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: Number one, it takes a minimum of a 25-horsepower motor
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: to pull an average-sized skier out of the water. Or lastly,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 3: the longest recorded water ski jump is 312 feet.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 20: First one.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: That's the one, buddy. You're a winner.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, what do you think the minimum horsepower is to
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: pull an average-sized person out.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: Of the water? 50 or 60.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's 15.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: Only 15 horsepower motor will pull an average guy, I
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: think a 170-pound guy, out of the water.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: There you go, buddy. You're a winner.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to put you on hold, and Jack will
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: take good care of you.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 5: No, don't say it like that.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 3: Emotionally and sexually. He's very good at it. He's like
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: a pillow of love.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I do. That's what I do.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the longest recorded ski water jump is 312 feet.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: By the way, Orlando is like the epicenter for skiing,
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: water skiing competitions and everything. Out in the Claremont area,
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: there was a water ski place called Chalet Village or
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: something like that, or Ski Village or something, and they
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 3: had a water ski school there.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: In 76, when my family came down here, we went
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 6: to Cypress Gardens.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: Where was that?
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: Do you remember?
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: That's a Lakeland area over there, like Polk County.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 5: But there's also the water sports complex that's like, I think,
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 5: near the Mall at Millennia.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was a place built for that in
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 3: Miami that's still up. Remember that auditorium thing or that
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: set of bleachers they built on the side of the
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: bay there that still stands? It's all tagged up.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got the Orlando Water Sports Complex, which is
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 5: pretty cool to see on the side of the road.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, 100%. The unique thing about this is when
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: I moved to Orlando in 1985, I worked at a
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 3: gas station in Pine Hills, right? The owner of that
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 3: gas station actually owned two other gas stations. One of
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: them was in Ocoee, Florida, right? Right there on Highway
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: 50 was a shell station owned by a guy named Bruce.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: It was there for years. It's not there anymore. And
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 3: the reason I remember there is because right down the
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 3: street lived Sammy and Camille Duvall. And if you look
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 3: up the names Sammy and Camille Duvall, at one point,
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 3: Sammy Duvall was the world champion ski jump record holder.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: And that dude stayed in the air for what seemed
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 3: like a book long. I mean, he was up there forever.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: And his sister, Camille, she was a slalom women's champion
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: for skiing as well. And I got to meet them
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: both a number of times. They were both really cool people.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: They would drag their boat in there, and I would
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: just gas their boat up before they went out and skied.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 3: But that guy was the world champion ski jumper for
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: the longest time. He lived right here in Orlando. I
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: don't even know if Sammy's still alive.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: He's got to be.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: He was in such good shape. Here's some other things
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: you may not know about skiing before we get to
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: the top of the hour. Slalom skiers can pull how
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 3: many Gs during a cut? So you go over the wake,
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 3: you go up there to your buoy, you make that
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: big cut, and you come back over. How many Gs
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: are you pulling?
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 7: Two?
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 9: Uh, and a half.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: Four is the answer.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 13: Damn.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 3: That's a lot, by the way. They say there's a
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: thousand pounds of pressure on that line, whatever, when you
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 3: make that turn. That pull there, it's like a thousand pounds.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 5: Never been water skiing.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's so much fun.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 3: Neither have I. It is so much fun.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 3: The universal command that the skier is ready is, in
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: other words, you're out there bobbing in the water. You
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 3: get your skis up. The boat pulls the line a
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 3: little taut. In other words, they just idle until the
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 3: line's taut. And then you say something to get them
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: to go. What do you say?
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: Help.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: Tally-ho.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: Hit it.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you yell, hit it. And they know to slam
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 3: it down and get you out of the water. What
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 3: is the rule of three in water skiing?
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 5: Fall down three times.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. It's not it, though.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 3: Uh, skis row. The rule of three is one person
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 3: drives the boat. Oh, person skis behind the boat and
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 3: one watch and a spotter. You gotta have a spotter.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 3: One of the most dangerous things you can do out
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: there is ski without a spotter because the boat, the
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: boat captain is trying to stay straight.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 3: A lot of these lakes, you know, they get a
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: little crowded. Sometimes can be very dangerous. And then lastly here,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: the oldest person to ever water ski on record is
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: Brian Murray. He's eat at what age?
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 17: Nice.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 5: 86 popped into my head.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 7: 92.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 3: 94 years and 318 days.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: Nailed it.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 3: So almost 95 years old. I can barely get out
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 3: of a chair after sitting for an hour. And this
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 3: guy is out there ripping. And there was a guy
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 3: named Banana George. Remember Banana George?
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 3: I think he was part of that ski show that
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 3: Jack was talking about at Cypress Gardens for a while.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: So Cypress Gardens, I've just learned, became Legoland.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: That's right. Just outside of Winter Haven.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 6: It was also Botanical Gardens. They reserved some of that
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 6: in 1976.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 6: 75 to 76, we were here. for new year's uh
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  Speaker 6: and we went that was one of the days we
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 6: went to cypress that's.
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  Speaker 3: Where the southern bells were that's exactly what i remember
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: when i went there we went there one time ever
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: and it was like toward the end of the run
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 3: same here and you went there and you walked in
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  Speaker 3: the old the ladies would walk around in the southern
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  Speaker 3: bell right i mean full-blown like gone with the wind
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  Speaker 3: hold on oh man it was great saw the ski
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  Speaker 3: show it was kind of fun man it.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't bad but i mean talk about being spoiled now
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  Speaker 5: you've You could never offer to us something like that
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  Speaker 5: and be like, here, go walk amongst the flowers and
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  Speaker 5: the trees.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy. Or like my souvenirs. There are none.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: There are none. Where's the roller coaster? That mosquito bite.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds great.
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  Speaker 9: And pecan white chocolate ice cream from Target.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 9: It was so good.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds great.
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  Speaker 9: Game-changing, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, love you guys.
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  Speaker 8: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Dump cakes are big.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Hope you guys are doing well.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 3: So I don't know if this has ever happened to you,
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 3: but have you ever been to a Michelin five-star restaurant
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: And hear the guy in the next table go, hey, daddy-o,
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 3: you guys got any hot dogs back there?
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: Thanks. Bye. That was Jack, by the way. I've never
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 2: done that.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: We know it was Jack, buddy. You didn't have to
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: narrate the joke. Somebody says that Sammy Duvall is still
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: in the game, still alive out there. He used to
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 3: have a store at Disney Springs. Now I guess he's
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: got one in California. Parks Bonifay, which at one point
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 3: I believe was the world champion wakeboarder. I think his
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 3: brother also was in the game for a while. It
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 3: was Parks and somebody else, Bonifay. I think they trained
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 3: out there in Windermere. All this stuff about these people
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: Seen in years.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: We used to see Sammy Duvall and his sister literally
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 3: once a week in the summer. Oh, really?
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, man.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: They'd bring that boat in. We'd fill their boat up,
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 3: fill their thing up, and they'd go back there and
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 3: go skiing. Big parties, too.
• 2:01:42
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• 2:01:43
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  Speaker 3: And Jim, there's Deb.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: Hello. And Jack is here as well. Yeah. We're going
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 2: to the movies tonight. Where are you going to see
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: your night? Wicker.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 12: Dude.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 8: What?
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 2: What?
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 5: What?
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 2: Isn't this like Fifty Shades with Stickman? It is.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 3: Isn't that what this is? Isn't this Fifty Sticks of Grey?
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 5: No, this looks funny.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: It's a rom-com. It's a comedy.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 3: And basically this woman wishes for a husband. She pays someone.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: Isn't he like a whisperer?
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: Peter Dinklage.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 5: Peter Dinklage, yeah. He's like a magic man.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 3: And she says, make me a husband. And he makes
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 3: her a Skarsgård.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: Anyway, my wife is... That feels like a splinter scenario. Yeah.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 5: Now when you see Dinklage oiling up the wood, you're like,
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 5: all right, I think he's going to be okay.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 5: I've seen the ad.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 6: It's the first movie my wife has actually shown interest in,
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 6: so I'm like, okay, we'll go.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a two-beater. Hey, you want to
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 5: go see that again? There's some parts of the story
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 5: I missed.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 3: She didn't see.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: You can see everything, right? No, she didn't.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 3: Me and my daughter went. She wasn't feeling it? No.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 3: Dude, my daughter stopped. My daughters are absolutely obsessed with it.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 3: One daughter was in Gainesville. There's a big punk show
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: in Gainesville this weekend called The Fest or whatever. Daniel
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 3: Dennis was there.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 3: So my daughter's boyfriend is in a band called Suck
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 3: Brick Kid, which is a line from a Christmas story
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 3: or something, isn't it?
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 3: And they played that festival. She said it was up there.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 3: And the first thing I emailed her, I said, hey,
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 3: or I texted her this morning and said, hey, how
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: was this show?
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: How's everything going?
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 3: She goes, it was great. Have you seen this movie yet? Like,
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 3: that's all they want to talk about is this movie.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: And she goes, you've got to go see it. It
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 3: is a complete trip. So I think my wife and
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: I are going to go see it this weekend. Maybe
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 3: do a matinee show or something on Sunday.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 5: And then go buy wicker baskets when you're done.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 6: I thought it was fantastic. He's talking about now you
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 6: can see everything.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think my wife would like to see– she doesn't–
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, we like rom-coms, but I'm not sure about
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 3: that one. That seems a little out there. It's basically
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 3: a ripoff of Beauty and the Beast, isn't it? I
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 3: have no idea. I haven't seen it yet. Isn't it
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 3: a story? I mean, is she going to bring him–
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 3: is the end of the story he comes and he
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 3: turns into a real dude?
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 18: No.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 5: And Beauty and the Beast is a cursed prince.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I mean like she's in love
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 3: with something that isn't like human. That was kind of
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 3: what I was– Yeah.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 5: But then because of that love, she's able to break
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 5: the spell and then he becomes a prince, whereas this
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: woman knows what she's getting right off rip.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: So sorry I started this conversation. I just realized I'm
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 3: in a Disney movie argument with the worst person to
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: be in a Disney movie argument with.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 6: Or you could go to the best person for information
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 6: about a topic you might not be well-versed in.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 3: And I am not well-versed in it. Are you going
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: to go see it?
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 5: Wicker?
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure. Why not?
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's right up your alley.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: Look, I get it.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 5: I'd rather wait for streaming.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's got to be really something special for
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 5: me to want to spend that kind of money, you know,
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 5: drive out to it. Because there's just too many times
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 5: where you're like, man, that just wasn't worth the money.
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 13: I get you 100%.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 6: Texter says, I saw Wicker today. It was fantastic. I
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 6: was not sure I was going to like it, but
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 6: I really did enjoy it.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 3: Who was the female lead in this?
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: Olivia.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 3: She was in The Crown. Oh, I don't know anything
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: about that. I don't know anything about The Crown. Is
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: it an actress that you know, like by name? Yeah,
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 3: she won. She's an award-winning actress, Olivia Colman. Okay, there
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: you go. Somebody just texted and said, what's wrong with people?
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: Or what's wrong with women?
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 2: Wicker? I mean, it's fine.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 3: Is there something romantic about that that we don't know about?
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 5: I think it's just the material that was probably available
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 5: to him.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 3: No, I understand that. But what I'm saying is, is
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 3: the idea of the story unique and interesting and kind
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 3: of sexy, is it or not? Like the idea of
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 3: going to somebody wishing for this perfect husband and the
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: one thing you don't get with the perfect husband, you
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 3: get everything, but that he's made out of wicker. I mean,
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 3: is that the thing?
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 5: No, it's just that, you know, she ends up wishing
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 5: for this husband and the townspeople are like, well, that's
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 5: kind of weird. And then the women are like, Well,
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 5: he seems kind of special.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 6: A woman who's ostracized, you know, and longing for something
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 6: gets what she wants. And it's so great that everyone
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 6: who used to ostracize her now is envious of her.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 13: Oh, really?
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 2: Is that what happens?
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 3: Is that the storyline?
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 2: So, I mean.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 6: Wicker is just a different way to tell the story.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 6: I'll know more after I actually see it and not
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 6: just a 30-second commercial.
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 3: Is this set in modern times?
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: No. When is it set?
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 5: Like a period piece.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, how long ago then? Like early 1900s?
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 5: No, I'd go back a little bit more than that.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, between like the 1700s and 1800s maybe.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 8: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 3: Does the wicker now seem more? acceptable it does for
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 3: some reason because it seems like there's a magical aspect
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: of this almost like a uh almost like an enchanted
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 3: aspect of this yeah so i.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 5: Could see it's a wicker man and then he's enchanted
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah there you go comes alive and breaks the
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 5: bed breaks.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: The bed how do you break the bed no no
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 3: no what was this.
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 5: Rated r this thing i believe so what.
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: Is so it's like well.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 5: He's her husband He was in line with all of the.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got that.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 3: But I didn't know it was rated R because some
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 3: stick dude is going.
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 16: To be.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: Reckoning. Well. What?
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 5: 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. Wow, really?
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 2: 92% on Fandango.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 5: Damn, really?
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 3: 7.4 out of 10 from IMDb.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: Who made this thing? What studio made this thing?
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 5: Romantic fantasy comedy film directed and written by Alex Houston
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 5: Fisher and Eleanor Wilson based on Ursula Wills Jones' short
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 5: story The Wicker Husband.
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 3: Really? Now, there was another movie called Wicker Man back
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 3: in the day. That was a horror movie.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 5: That was a horror movie, wasn't it?
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 3: Was that a Nicolas Cage thing in Wicker Man? I
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 3: can't remember that. But this is a different, that other
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 3: one's not based on the same story, though, obviously, because.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 5: This is a romance. Yeah, this is a rom-com.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, interesting. Well, Jack, I want to hear all about
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 3: Wicker Man.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to tell you all about it, Jim. Okay,
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 2: very good.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 5: Whether you want to hear it or not.
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 3: All right, before we get over to Scott Brown, we'll
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: do him in the next segment.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, we'll do the segment kind of mighty.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 3: You have Wicker on the brain now. All you're thinking
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 3: about is the oil and stuff. oiling the wood all
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 3: you're doing is oiling the wood you backed away from
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 3: the mic what are you.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 5: Doing don't worry about it You can't handle liquor. You
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 5: can't handle what I'm thinking.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: You can't handle your liquor.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 5: You can't handle it.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: You can't handle your liquor. I get it.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 3: It's a play on liquor, but it's about this guy.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 5: Very funny.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 3: There is a big change. Well, not a big change,
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 3: but there is a change coming to weddings. We talk
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: about the Gen Zs a lot because these Gen Zs
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 3: just don't give a damn about tradition. They have looked
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 3: at tradition and they have said, that sucks.
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 5: Too expensive.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense. Everybody else has been doing it.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like doing this anymore. We're switching gears.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 3: We're not doing anything normal. I don't blame them.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 10: No.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: And where this really has culminated is weddings. Like, we've
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 3: noticed this, right? We just talked about this the other day, right?
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: Now with weddings, now, like, the bridesmaids don't match anymore.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: That's not a thing anymore.
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 5: Mine didn't.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 3: The bridesmaids do not match. They buy you. You tell
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 3: them a color, the color palette, and they find something
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: that has those colors in it.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 3: But they're all different, right?
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 9: Maybe.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the idea. Yeah.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 3: The idea of that. And that is way non-traditional. That's
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 3: a break from the norm. The vows thing that we
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 3: talked about the other day. That's a break from the norm.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 3: They're not really doing that anymore. Um, and there are
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 3: a number of traditions that are breaking and this is
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 3: another one keeping healthy lungs and not really doing that anymore.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 3: You're not doing that anymore.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 3: But there is an element to weddings that they are
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 3: now kind of issuing because of the costs are like,
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 3: we don't need this.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 2: This is dumb.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: There's no reason we should spend this much money on
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 3: this item. And they've reached out to other purveyors to
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 3: fill this need. And the purveyor is interesting as well.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 3: What do you think they're nixing out?
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 5: Well, I would say from my experience, they're nixing the
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 5: wedding photographer and replacing it with a social media manager.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 3: Dude, that is a really good guess. Actually, when I
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 3: was reading the story, when I saw the byline, that's
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: exactly what I thought it would be.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 5: So let me tell you how weird it is when
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 5: your wedding planner is like, okay, so we've got the
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 5: name of the photographer, the DJ. Who's your social media
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 5: content creator? And we're like, what?
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 5: And they're like, we've had to ask that question because
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 5: bride and grooms will say, oh, no, we're just having
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 5: a videographer or a photographer. And then the wedding planners
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 5: are having to deal with this influx of online content creators.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 5: And they weren't prepared for them. So it's not that.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 5: It's not that.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Jackson? What do you think is
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 3: changing out there? Young kids, Gen Zers are saying, not
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: spending that money on this anymore. Don't need that at
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 3: my wedding anymore. The band.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: Not the band.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 3: They can do a playlist.
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  Speaker 2: Catering. Huh?
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 5: Catering?
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 3: Not catering.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: Alcohol. The cake.
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  Speaker 3: People are now going to Costco for their wedding cakes.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 3: They've stopped doing the– there's a movement in Gen Zs
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 3: where Costco's and Sam's and big box stores are seeing
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 3: young people who do not want to spend $ 1, 000 on
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 3: a wedding cake. They're going and they're getting sheet cakes,
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 3: simple cakes with icing that say– Just married.
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 2: Right, just married. Enjoy your cake.
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  Speaker 5: There's the father of three daughters right over there, ladies
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 5: and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 10: Bravo.
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  Speaker 3: It says going to a special baker. And look, here's
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: the thing. I think having a really nice cake, and
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 3: yours was beautiful, and it was delicious as well.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 5: It's just a shame it was frozen.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, it's still fine. But I think
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 3: that it's the moment that gets these bakers, and I'm
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 3: not saying they're trying to scam you, but they also
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 3: understand that when you're coming in for a wedding cake,
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 3: I think the parameters of what you can charge there
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 3: change dramatically.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 2: Would you agree?
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 3: It says they can cost up to $ 1, 000, or you
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 3: can order a few half-sheet cakes from Costco for?
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 8: $ 50.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: A few cakes? Yeah, it says you can order a
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 3: few half-sheet cakes from Costco for about this many each.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, each.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 2: $ 30. $ 30 is the answer. Wow.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 3: $ 30. For half of a sheet cake, so basically for $ 60, $ 70,
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 3: you can have everybody in your... And can I tell
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 3: you something? Not one complaint will you get. Cake is cake.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 3: Once it's cut, who cares?
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 7: 1,000%.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 3: And the other thing that Costco is doing is they're
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: saying that not only can you get these sheet cakes,
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 3: what they're doing is now that this is a thing,
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 3: they're offering you a mix of cakes. So you can
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 3: get some red velvet. You can get some red... regular
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 3: vanilla sponge. You can get some carrot cakes if you like.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 3: So that way everybody doesn't have to eat the same
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 3: cake and it's still scads less.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 5: Publix also has a nice offering of wedding cakes.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, correct.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 3: It says the average wedding is costing about $ 36, 000 right now.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 5: $ 36, 000.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: It's about up 8.5% from a year earlier to have
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 3: a wedding right now. And people are looking to cut
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 3: costs where they can cut costs. And they're finding that
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 3: the cake really doesn't matter to them. They can have
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 3: a small one that's decorated nice as a show cake
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 3: to do that. But for the most part, the one
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 3: that people are eating, straight to Costco for that.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 3: Put that $ 1, 000 toward your honeymoon where it belongs.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: Amen.
• 2:14:18
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• 2:14:25
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• 2:14:27
  Speaker 3: at $ 1, 000. Let's take a little break. Our buddy Scott
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 3: Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth is next with It's Only Money.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's Deb.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Jack is here as well.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 3: Let's do It's Only Money.
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  Speaker 8: Helping people passionate about planning for their future rise above
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 8: investment myths to build real wealth.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that really just common sense financial advice?
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: It's bold.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 8: It's Only Money with Scott Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 2: Good laugh from Scott Brown, guys. What do you think?
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  Speaker 12: Yay!
• 2:15:05
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• 2:15:09
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• 2:15:11
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• 2:15:14
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• 2:15:16
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  Speaker 2: Scott, how you doing, buddy? I am fantastic, except for
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 2: my baseball team. Oh, yeah, your baseball team is not
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: doing well.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 14: No, it's, uh, I was telling Jack, you know, both
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 14: these teams are so similar, but the Brewers are just
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 14: ready for the moment.
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 3: Super scrappy. You know, it's wild. You know, when we,
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 3: when I played baseball years and years ago and we
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 3: would play teams like this, I remember we played a
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 3: team from a little town called Green Cove Springs. And
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 3: it was so funny because our coach told us, like,
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: these guys just put the ball in play all the time.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 3: So you've just got to be ready. You've got to
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 3: be ready to go with defense because you're not going
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 3: to strike many of these guys out. They just learn
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: how to hit. They put the ball in play, and
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 3: they put the pressure on you to get them out. And, man,
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 3: watching the Brewers last night was like watching a really
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 3: good Little League team just put the ball in play.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 3: everywhere on the field. Man, it was amazing watching that run.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 3: So many squibber base hits or little nubber base hits.
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: It was insane.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 3: Right down the line. That fifth inning was tough for
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 3: Rays fans.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, it was hard, but they just keep the pressure on.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 14: If you blink, you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun getting here.
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  Speaker 3: But it ain't looking good. To win four games against
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 3: this pitching staff, too. You're going to see the Miz
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 3: at least one more time, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 3: Scott joins us every Tuesday for It's Only Money. This
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 3: segment is to help you get motivated to move towards
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 3: saving money and taking care of it down the road.
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 3: The cool thing is the event that we had coming
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 3: up this week is absolutely stacked up, which is great news.
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 3: That means people are paying attention, Scott. That means they're
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 3: getting involved with their own financial future, which is a
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 3: very good thing. And the good news is it looks
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: like we're going to have another one before the end
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 3: of the year, which is awesome.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the one we just did was jammed up,
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 2: and it went really, really well. And then the one.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 14: We have coming up on the 4th is also full.
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 14: I can't say sold out anymore because it doesn't cost anything.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 14: But the good news is, A, if you want to
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 14: see an event, one of our events in the Orlando
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 14: or Lake Mary area, Just get on the wait list,
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 14: and we'll get you into the next event. But now
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 14: for Lake County, we've had a lot of requests for
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 14: Lake County, and we have really struggled, to be honest
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 14: with you, to find a venue that would work because
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 14: as beautiful as Mount Dora is downtown, it's really hard
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 14: to park.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 14: So we've struggled with that one a little bit. We've
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 14: got a new place we're going to try.
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: I hope people. are excited about this. I know you
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 2: guys will know where it is. We're doing it at
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 2: the Lake Eustis Waterfront Grill.
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 14: Say, which is at 12 o'clock on the 4th of December,
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 14: which I've never been, but I understand it's a really
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 14: cool venue on the lake. It's gorgeous from the pictures
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 14: I've seen. The food looks yummy. So again, that's on
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 14: December 4th. So if you're a Lake County, Mount Dora, Eustis, Leesburg,
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 14: Tavares kind of person, and you're wondering when do you
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 14: get to see one of these bad boys?
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 2: Well, here you go.
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 14: December 4th. at 12 o'clock at the Eustis Waterfront. Why
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 14: can I not say Waterfront?
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 2: It's okay, buddy.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 14: I haven't been drinking. I swear I haven't been drinking.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 14: That'll come later. But yeah, join us there. And you
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 14: can go to edgewaterfamilywealth.com and hit the download or the
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 14: drop down rather in RSVP for that event. And like
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 14: I said, unfortunately, the event coming up here in Winter
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 14: Park is full, but you can get on the wait
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 14: list for that.
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100% for sure. Let's get to it. Scott sends
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 3: a couple of things over to talk about when we
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 3: do the phone call. And one of those is why
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 3: you literally may be paying twice as much as you
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 3: think for your money management. Did you choose the wrong
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 3: buttons there? The wrong tabs? You fill in the wrong blank?
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 2: Is that what it was?
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 14: No, it's just the questions you're not asking. Most financial advisors–
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 14: and this is not to disparage anybody. There are a
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 14: lot of really wonderfully nice, well-intended people that do what
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 14: I do for a living. But sometimes the cost gets
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 14: a little glossed over. And what I mean by that,
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 14: when you go to the average financial advisor, people out there,
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 14: whether they have $ 100, 000 or $ 1 million– They go to
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 14: an advisor. The advisor puts them in a basket of securities.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 14: Those securities are generally mutual funds or ETFs, and they're
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 14: generally products that are put together by their home office,
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 14: if you will, if they're with Morgan or Merrill or
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 14: even Raymond James to some degree. UBS, whoever it is,
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 14: Wells Fargo, they all have these packages. And the person
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 14: gives their money to the advisor thinking, hey, I'm giving
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 14: this person Fred or Mary or whoever it is.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 2: They're good people. I like them. They're going to manage
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 2: my money. And the reality is they're not. They're not
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 2: going to manage your money.
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 14: So they may charge you 1% or or 1.5% or
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 14: whatever it is, and you think, well, that's, you know, okay,
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 14: that's a fair price to pay for all the services
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 14: I'm getting, especially since they're managing my money. But what
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 14: often happens, more often than not, is the person farms
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 14: out the money management to a product of sorts that's
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 14: been put together by their firm, which adds another layer
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 14: of cost. So not only is the advisor in my example,
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 14: let's say you had $ 500, 000, they're charging you 1%, $ 5, 000
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 14: a year. The product they put you in also may
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 14: cost you half a percent to 1%, which means in many,
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 14: many cases, you are literally paying twice the advertised rate.
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 14: You say, well, the advisor's charging me 1%.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 2: That's fair. I like them. It's a good job, blah, blah, blah.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 14: But what you don't realize is the underlying products are
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 14: also costing you that, which may or may not be okay.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 14: But the reality is it's not often disclosed and often
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 14: glossed over, which is why, and this is Bear with
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 14: me while I do my commercial, but at my firm,
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 14: I manage money in-house. I have portfolio manager in-house, which
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 14: means we cut that cost out.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 2: Rarely do we use product only.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 14: With really, really small accounts where we don't have a choice,
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 14: but nine times out of ten. Our team is managing
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 14: the money, which means that the 50 basis points or
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 14: the 1% you're paying us is literally all of the cost.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 14: And that's not to say it's way better, although it
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 14: probably is.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 2: What it is to say is that you should be
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 2: asking follow-up questions.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 8: Yes, Mr.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 2: And Mrs.
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 14: Advisor, I know you're going to charge me 1%, but
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 14: what is the additional cost that for the products that
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 14: you're putting me in? And that question often goes unasked.
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 3: Is it inappropriate to ask your financial advisor if your
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: product is being shopped? Is that okay? Can I look
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 3: at them and go, hey, look, I've heard that you
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 3: basically you're subbing this out and there's a possibility there's
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: an extra charge coming with that. Is that how you
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 3: guys do business? Is that inappropriate to ask? That couldn't
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 3: possibly be inappropriate. If you're going to pay somebody five grand,
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 3: for example, on a $ 500, 000 portfolio, and you think, well,
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 3: that's fair.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 2: Not ideal, but fair.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 14: And I think I'm getting my money's worth only to
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 14: find out you're paying 10 grand. I mean, of course,
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 14: that's a fair question to ask. There's no world where
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 14: anything you buy where most people aren't going to ask
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 14: questions about what is the additional cost that I'm not seeing.
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 14: Whether you're buying a car or you're buying whatever, it
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 14: just simply doesn't matter. I think it's more than fair
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 14: because it's not a one-time cost. It's an ongoing annual
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 14: cost that you're paying. So that can add up to
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 14: a lot of reduction in your growth over time if
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 14: you're paying twice as much as you thought you were.
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 14: So I would not only say it's appropriate, I would
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 14: say it's necessary.
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 3: And the reason I ask that is because we talked
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 3: to a lot of attorneys, Scott, and attorneys deal with
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 3: this all the time with people who are clients. They're
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 3: afraid to ask questions because they believe that there's some
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 3: kind of protocol of how you talk to an attorney
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 3: or a professional at that level. That's a weird thing
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 3: that they deal with all the time. They will get
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 3: cases and I'm like, well, didn't they just ask you that?
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 3: And they're like, no, they didn't think they could or
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 3: they didn't think they can call another attorney to see
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 3: if I was dreaming them right. And I think a
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 3: lot of people may be in the financial sector just
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 3: because they simply don't understand the protocol themselves. maybe run
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 3: into that kind of wall where they believe, well, maybe
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't ask this person that, but you're right. If
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 3: you're paying them money, you should be able to ask
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 3: them anything you want. But it should be transparent from
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 3: the onset, though, shouldn't it, Scott? I mean, if they're
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 3: going to offer you another product that could include fees,
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 3: that should be mentioned, should it not?
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 14: And I'm not saying it isn't, but I would say
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 14: there's enough times out there where a person will come
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 14: to me.
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 2: I'll give you an example.
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 14: A client will walk in or a or a prospect
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 14: will walk in, somebody who's considering our services there with
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 14: somebody else, and they'll say, hey, what do you charge?
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 14: And I'll say whatever the number is, 75 basis points
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 14: or 1% or whatever the number is. And they'll say, well,
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 14: I'm already paying that. And I'll say, okay, well, that's
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 14: fair enough. Let me take a look at what you got.
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 14: I say, yeah, that's true. You are paying the advisor 1%,
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 14: but you're also paying nearly 1% for these mutual funds
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 14: that you have over here. And I would say 95%
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 14: of the time, their jaw hits the floor.
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 2: Like, what do you mean?
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 2: I only pay 1%.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 14: So, Again, I would say anybody, if you were to
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 14: ask that question to an advisor and they were reluctant
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 14: to answer it or they were aggravated or they seemed annoyed,
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 14: that's your cue.
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 2: That's your cue to get up and walk out.
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 3: I would feel unbelievably betrayed if somebody didn't include the
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 3: fees there and they offered a product of that nature
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 3: because they thought it fit my portfolio and then failed
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 3: to tell me there's a quarter percent or half a
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 3: percent on top of that. I would be super pissed off.
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 3: I would feel betrayed.
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, and it's not to say that it might not
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 14: be appropriate. There might be a good reason for it.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 14: They may say, well, sometimes there's a good reason. But
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 14: they might say, well, look, I'm charging you 1%. I'm
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 14: going to put you in this somewhat interesting hedge fund.
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 14: That it's a particular need that I think you specifically have.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 14: And I think, Jim, that it's worth you paying this
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 14: extra 50 basis points.
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 2: But then the decision is up to you.
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 14: It's up to you to decide whether that additional cost
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 14: makes sense or not, not for them to just gloss
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 14: over it. And then three years later, they find out
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 14: and they're like, well, yeah, of course. I mean, you know,
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 14: I thought we talked about this kind of thing. You
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 14: don't want to put them or you in that situation.
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 3: Talking to Scott Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth. This is
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 3: It's Only Money. Scott calls in on Tuesdays to talk
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 3: about financial situations that you could find yourself in and
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 3: maybe help you out. The last thing we're going to
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 3: talk about today is stop buying last year's performance. Pattern-seeking
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 3: is killing you. So is this another person that thinks
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 3: they can predict the outcome of the market and they've
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 3: got the no-fail system that's going to let them know
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 3: when the next magic stock is going to hit the line?
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  Speaker 14: Well, you know, as human beings, we're pattern seekers, right?
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 14: It's just built into our DNA to, you know, if
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 14: there was water in a particular place several thousand years ago,
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 14: we went back to that place. If there was a hazard,
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 14: an animal that could eat us repeatedly at some place,
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 14: we didn't go back.
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 2: There or we wouldn't be here. So pattern seeking is
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 2: built into us.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 14: It's confirmed by our kindergarten teacher, our kindergarten teacher, or
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 14: our first grade teacher taught us, you know, 2, 4, 6,
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 14: and 8, 3, 5, 7, 9 things. It's easy for
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 14: us to identify patterns. The problem with that is it
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 14: doesn't work in investing because what happens to people, people
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 14: are often, speaking of being sold products, oftentimes people will
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 14: walk in to see an advisor or some kind of
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 14: investment salesperson and they'll say, you know, what do you
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 14: got that's great? And the salesperson will reach behind their desk.
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 2: This is their cue to sell you something.
• 2:26:48
  Speaker 14: And the only way they know you're a pattern seeker,
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 14: they know how your reptilian brain works. They say, hey,
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 14: I got this thing. Two years ago, it earned 12%.
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 14: And then last year, it earned 14%. And your reptilian
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 14: brain instantly goes, oh, crap, that's definitely going to earn 16%
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 14: this year, right? They know that's how your brain works.
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 14: Here's the problem. That's not how our investments work, right?
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 14: The first thing you read on a prospectus when you
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 14: buy an investment is... Past performance is not indicative of
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 14: future results, yet every single person out there wants to
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 14: buy last year's performance. If you go to Money Magazine
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 14: tonight and you find the top 20 mutual funds from
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 14: 2026 or 2025, and you look at that list, you think, oh, well,
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 14: these are the 5, 10, 15, 20, whatever the number is,
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 14: best mutual funds. Clearly, I've discovered something because I'm brilliant.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 14: It's not that Money Magazine is leading me to this path.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 14: And then you buy those five mutual funds, and you
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 14: can't wait till the end of next year, and you
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 14: open up Money Magazine to see your brilliant picks, and
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 14: none of them are in there because things are cyclical.
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 14: Just because something did well last year does not necessarily–
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 14: in fact, rarely does it mean it will do well
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 14: this year. In fact, if any of you have heard
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 14: of the Morningstar stars, a fund will get two.
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: Stars, three stars, four stars, five stars.
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 14: Statistically, a five-star mutual fund is more likely to become
• 2:28:15
  Speaker 14: a two-star mutual fund the year following than remain a
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 14: five-star fund.
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah. So keep that in mind when somebody.
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 14: It's– well– Look, again, it's built into our brains. People,
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 14: they'll open a magazine and see something that was up
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 14: last year, and it makes them– because that's why they
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 14: don't put things.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 2: That were negative last year in the paper, right? Because
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 2: nobody would buy them. Sure, yeah.
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 14: The reality is the thing that didn't do well last
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 14: year is more likely to do well this.
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 2: Year than the thing that did do well. Oh, man.
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 3: I liken that. Hopefully we get Scott back here in
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 3: a second. I liken that to the new, like when
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 3: you go by.
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, boom. There you are.
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  Speaker 13: Hey.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 3: Scott, it's like when you go to a roulette table, right?
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've been to a casino lately,
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 3: but when you go to the casino, like a Vegas casino,
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 3: the roulette table has, they all now have a tower
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 3: that goes up. And the tower has the number.
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 7: Check, check. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 3: Can you hear us? He should be able to.
• 2:29:09
  Speaker 2: You there?
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 5: We can hear you.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 3: We can hear you, buddy.
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 2: We good? Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 3: So basically what happens is you go and you go
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 3: by the roulette table and it shows you what numbers
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 3: have been hitting. And people will look at that roulette
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 3: table and they'll go, oh, well, 19's hit like three
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 3: times in the last hour. That means it's due. It
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't work like that. That doesn't work on due. And
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 3: I think that's kind of what he's talking about there.
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 3: But it's so easy to see that pattern. It's like, oh,
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 3: it's got to be black. It's like 10 reds in
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 3: a row. It's got to be black. Green hasn't come
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 3: up in a while. Let's see if we can get Scott.
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 2: You there, buddy? Can we hear you?
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 3: It came on and immediately froze solid. All right, we'll
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 3: try to get Scott back here in a second as
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 3: we have a few more minutes.
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, you there, Scott? God dog it, man. What a drag.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 3: Scott Brown, by the way, that gig coming up is
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 3: December 4th. Let me get this plug in so if
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 3: we can't get Scott back. December 4th, Lake Eustis Waterfront Grill.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 3: It's a 12 o'clock gig. So Lake County peeps, if
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 3: you're looking to get in there, go to EdgewaterFamilyWealth.com. There's
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 3: a pull-down bar there. When you go to the menu,
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 3: you're reserving your seat. These events do not cost anything
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 3: to go. Not only will you get the great information,
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 3: you also get free lunch as well. And there's no
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 3: hard sell. You're not going to be pushed off into
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 3: a room with somebody to sell you some product that
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 3: doesn't work like that.
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 6: It's December 4th. And you go to Edgewater Family Wealth.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 6: And you can just– the drop-down menu. And if you
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 6: can't make that one, get on the list for the
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 6: next one.
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 2: How about that, Scott? Thumbs up.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 2: There you go. We can hear him.
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 3: We can hear him now.
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 2: You got me? Yeah, we got you. I was so
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 2: emphatic about that point, I blew up the internet.
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 3: I was just saying, basically, it's like the roulette tables
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 3: who have that tower, and you're looking from across the casino,
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 3: and you see, oh, my God, that roulette table is
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 3: like it's rolled 10 reds in a row. It's got
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 3: to be black next. And I was like, it doesn't
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 3: work like that.
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 14: Yeah, no, it's still like a flip of a coin.
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 2: It's still a 50-50 chance.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but definitely come out to the event, Lake County.
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 14: This one's for you, and I think it's a cool spot.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 14: I've not been there yet, but I'm looking forward to
• 2:31:17
  Speaker 14: checking it out.
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 2: It is. It's beautiful.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 3: And downtown Eustis is awesome. They've done a lot of renovations,
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 3: a lot of cool little shops down there to hang out,
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 3: a lot of great little restaurants. And the lakefront is
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 3: absolutely beautiful. So it's going to be awesome. That's December 4th.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 3: Go and reserve your seat now. These things sell out
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 3: or they pack up quick. We haven't had one this
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 3: year that wasn't completely full when they started for sure.
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 2: That's a fact.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 14: And again, it's everything 401k. So anybody who's got a 401k,
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 14: a 403b, any kind of employer-based retirement plan, there are
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 14: so many questions you don't even know to ask. We're
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 14: going to teach you those questions to ask, which might
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 14: help you reduce cost.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 2: And help you improve performance. Absolutely.
• 2:31:57
  Speaker 3: Always good seeing you guys. Remember, that's EdgewaterFamilyWealth.com. Good laugh
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 3: for Scott Brown. There he is right there.
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 7: Yay!
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 10: Woo-hoo!
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 3: Shot a billion this week, buddy. You should have played
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 3: against me this weekend. You'd have won all the money.
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 3: I shot like a billion thousand trillion.
• 2:32:12
  Speaker 2: I'm coming for you. All right, buddy.
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 3: We'll see you soon. Death, what do you got for you?
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 3: Heard it here first.
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 5: Utah authorities connect Ted Bundy to another homicide. Bolsonaro leaves
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 5: Brazil for the U.S. after his election loss. Bet you
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 5: can't guess where he's going. And come on, man, you
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 5: didn't have to make it this easy. We'll talk about
• 2:32:32
  Speaker 5: that next during You Heard It Here First.
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 3: Let's take a little break. Grand is your 6 o'clock keyword.
• 2:32:36
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• 2:32:40
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• 2:32:41
  Speaker 3: the hell out of here on a Tuesday.
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 1: It's time for a Talk Back Purge on The Jim
• 2:32:51
  Speaker 1: Colbert Show.
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 13: I honestly never knew that's what woke news stand for.
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 13: I just, you know, there's a woke thing and never
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 13: really understood it.
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 5: Real quick here, I just saw a Christmas elf holding
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 5: a CrossFit sign on the side.
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 8: Of the road.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 5: A what sign?
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 17: CrossFit!
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 3: So it was a Christmas elf holding a CrossFit sign.
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 13: I honestly still think you should smoke weed out in
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 13: the open because it makes them ornery people. Smoke that
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 13: second hand and maybe they don't become so ornery. We
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 13: could solve a world summit if we just had all
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 13: the political people go into a room and do mushrooms
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 13: and then peace and happiness.
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:33:58
  Speaker 3: He called eight times today. Yeah, did he?
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
• 2:34:03
  Speaker 7: When I was in high school, my best friends and
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 7: I worked at a restaurant. We'll just call it Shmob
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 7: of Evans. We always worked a dinner shift because it
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 7: was after school. Some guy came in, ordered the steak.
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 7: He sent it back at least five times because it
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 7: wasn't cooked to its temperature. Even though it was, the
• 2:34:18
  Speaker 7: steak just wouldn't ever be red because it already comes pre-marinated.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 7: So finally my friend throws it on the ground, steps
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 7: on it, gives it back to the guy, and finally
• 2:34:26
  Speaker 7: the guy magically loved it. Didn't know what happened to
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 7: the steak at all.
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 5: They usually don't. Hey, Ohana.
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, brother Jim.
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 17: I got into that algorithm of watching bullies get served.
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 2: Man, I was hot on it for a little bit there.
• 2:34:44
  Speaker 2: It was the greatest. I love it. Needed an intervention,
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 2: but yeah, man. I love it. Justice. It's the greatest.
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 12: Aloha.
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 2: Aloha, brother.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 13: Jim Jams, if that band is Suck Brick Kid, I've
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 13: been listening to that.
• 2:34:59
  Speaker 3: For like two years.
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 13: It is a great band. Never even knew that there
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 13: was connection.
• 2:35:10
  Speaker 9: Thanks, buddy.
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 3: Appreciate it.
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 3: I've got four more of his unplayed. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 3: let's leave them there.
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 7: All right, 407-916-1041.
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 2: Text us 7703. I love him.
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 3: We try and keep it one a day. Yeah, that'd
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 3: be nice. I mean, one a day would be nice.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim.
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 3: Deb is here, and so is Jack. Tomorrow we'll have
• 2:35:32
  Speaker 3: Scott Maxwell call in. Of course, it'll be the last
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 3: call before we do, before the midterm, so I'm sure
• 2:35:37
  Speaker 3: we'll be talking about that a little bit. Who's coming
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 3: in for Animal House tomorrow?
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 5: Daryl Payne.
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 3: Daryl Payne in tomorrow.
• 2:35:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Pomp Faction Dog Training.
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 3: All right, so a bunch of stuff. And Thursday we
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 3: have a ghost story girl calling in, or she's going
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 3: to come into the studio for a couple segments. I
• 2:35:52
  Speaker 3: found her on Instagram. Her name is Ashley. And she
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 3: basically goes around Orlando. Actually, she's gone up to– she
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 3: just came back, I want to say, from Pennsylvania. They're
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 3: doing a trip where she does research on places that
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 3: are supposed to be haunted. And she's been doing that
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 3: about Orlando for a while now. So she's going to
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 3: come in for a couple of segments on Thursday to
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 3: talk spooky stuff a couple of days before Halloween. Perfect.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 2: It turns out great.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 6: And mosquito control manager from Seminole County in tomorrow to
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 6: talk about efforts in the county to stop the mosquito
• 2:36:25
  Speaker 6: population and the spread of dengue fever.
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. And by the way, when can we, when,
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 3: when will the cold, when will that have an effect
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 3: on the mosquito births and stuff? How cold does that
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 3: have to be? I guess we can all find that tomorrow, right?
• 2:36:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, cool. Deb, let's do you heard it here first.
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 1: It's time for you heard it here first on the
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert show.
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 5: Serial killer Ted Bundy has been linked to a 1974
• 2:36:48
  Speaker 5: murder in Utah and Summit County Attorney Margaret Olson says
• 2:36:53
  Speaker 5: DNA evidence from another recently solved cold case linked Bundy
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 5: to Smith's murder.
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 3: The STR DNA profile was a direct match to Ted
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 3: Bundy's known STR DNA profile on file in Florida.
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 5: So authorities said using DNA and other evidence, they were
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 5: able to prove that Bundy murdered 17-year-old Melissa Ann Smith.
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 5: Bundy has been considered a suspect in a number of
• 2:37:19
  Speaker 5: cold cases in that state and many others. The serial
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 5: killer was put to death here in Florida back in 1989.
• 2:37:24
  Speaker 11: Crazy.
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 5: His way to the U.S. after losing his bid to
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 5: become the country's next president. And Local 10 News out
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 5: of Miami has received reports that he is on his
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 5: way to South Florida. It's not clear if Bolsonaro will
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 5: seek asylum when he arrives in the U.S. He was
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 5: ordered by Brazil's Supreme Court to hand over his passport
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 5: on Monday as part of a money laundering investigation. He
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 5: was served that outside of the house where his father
• 2:37:54
  Speaker 5: is serving a 27 year sentence for. inciting a coup
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 5: to try and overthrow his presidential election. An ally of
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 5: President Trump, Bolsonaro, was favored to win Sunday's election, but
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 5: instead lost to leftist President Luis Ignacio Lula da Silva.
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 5: And then finally, an Illinois man allegedly made it so,
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 5: so easy for the feds to track him down a
• 2:38:17
  Speaker 5: connection with. Suspicious letters sent to members of Congress?
• 2:38:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it was just last week or the week before?
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, the Justice Department says 36-year-old Matthew Unglesby used
• 2:38:27
  Speaker 5: his own name and home return address on the envelope
• 2:38:31
  Speaker 5: sent to the offices of three House members and a senator. You,
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 5: out of the gene pool.
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a tough ride for this guy.
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 6: Maybe it was like the return address labels you get
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 6: from the paralyzed vets.
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a tough ride for this guy.
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 3: Can't be that dumb in prison.
• 2:38:47
  Speaker 5: Unglesby admitted to the FBI that the material was indeed
• 2:38:51
  Speaker 5: table salt, noting that he used it because, quote, it
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 5: kind of looks like anthrax.
• 2:38:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God almighty. Then he says that?
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 3: Why not just shut up and then let your lawyer
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 3: do all the talking for you? Because you are dumb.
• 2:39:04
  Speaker 5: Regardless, you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert show.
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 3: He should do five years just for saying that. Five
• 2:39:12
  Speaker 3: years just for uttering those words.
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 2: All right, who do we have to thank today?
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 5: We want to thank Scott Brown with Edgewater Family Wealth.
• 2:39:20
  Speaker 5: Just in case you missed his timely financial advice, his
• 2:39:23
  Speaker 5: podcast has already been posted at The Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 5: Also want to congratulate Mike for winning our football follow-up.
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 5: And last but never least, Candice Rich and Alicia Boulware
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 5: for running our YouTube chat.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Appreciate it as we do every day. Jack, do we
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  Speaker 3: have a question of the day?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, in our YouTube chat, have you been to a
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  Speaker 6: live stand-up comedy show in 2026?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, man, that's a really good question. I say maybe 32%
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  Speaker 3: say yes. A little less, 22% were in the affirmative.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's a shame, man. Stand-up is one of the best
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  Speaker 3: dates in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: It is one of the best dates in the world.
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  Speaker 3: We should do it in an issue. We've got to
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  Speaker 3: get out there and see more stand-up, man. We have
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  Speaker 3: so many great venues in Orlando and a great scene
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  Speaker 3: that is like underground, just kind of open mics. And
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  Speaker 3: if you haven't been to an open mic, it's the greatest, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man. Very good. Well, coming up tomorrow,
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  Speaker 3: Scott Maxwell. Daryl Payne in for Animal House. And plus,
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  Speaker 3: we'll have Seminole County. They're talking about our mosquito control
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  Speaker 3: going on. And I guess how you can do that
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 3: a little bit better for yourself as well.
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  Speaker 2: Will we have Pagittles with us?
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  Speaker 3: Ross will be here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. Ross will be here. All right. Let's
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  Speaker 3: get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 5: You didn't know you all have a nickname?
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  Speaker 2: Saucy Pagy.
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  Speaker 5: Saucy Pagy.
• 2:40:37
  Speaker 2: Big Littles.
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  Speaker 3: On behalf of Deb and Jack, I'm Jim. We follow
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  Speaker 3: Until then, have yourself a fantastic Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 5: See you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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