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Under Ten: Dark Crystal Trailer & Robert Pattinson's Batman · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy so I just finished watching an episode of House OH TR try to come in
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been watching that show a lot lately one of the scenes that was on was they were
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sitting in front of a a TV screen playing a computer game
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mhm and it's still one of those times where it's a madeup computer game why do
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they have to do that can they not get like a real game to play for the screen
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they want to pay for one I bet easier to pay for someone to make a fake one yeah
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but if you were to go to like a small Indie studio and go hey can we just have
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your game for this will give you nothing but exposure you get better than the crap
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pretend games that they have nothing but exposure is the name of my new band by the
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[Laughter] way you wonder what the live Show's like
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clues in the name yeah that's right we're supported by the uh the Butcher
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Babies they don't do that anymore I know we've growing up in fact they got mad
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want people to come we want people to come to our shows for our music not our
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tits yeah and they got mad about it and I was like you did used to get your tits
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out so come on well nothing but exposure our opening song is called stop looking at my
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dick people can look at my dick if they want to yeah yeah we know we know it's a
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it's an open invitation yeah I don't want people too if they're that
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interesting so were you watching house this week because you have been going
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through a a series of medical diagnosis no I've been watching it for
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uh with Hannah for a while now we're up to season 7 right so I've been watching
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it for like a year now you know I think I've that there only seven seasons am I
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right there's eight oh there's eight okay see I don't actually know I never
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watched all of it so I might might be about where you are in
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it certainly never watch years it was a great show but they really didn't do
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anything to change it up and I felt it got a little repetitive after say the
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second or third season yeah but sometimes it's nice just
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to watch something like that you don't have to really think you know the
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formula yeah lupus always formula is lupus yep
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yeah he's what's he doing now H Lori speaking his own accent again is he
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allowed to no banned he'll be arrested s his one true
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love is like American Louisiana folk
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music oh yeah yeah yeah I've heard he now records albums and tours with his
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folk band yeah I think Jenna has a few of his albums no it's pretty cool I
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didn't know that Anthony head is also a musician that's true head or Anthony
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Stewart head well I mean he goes by both I think Stewart's probably his middle
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name Tony Tony if you know him as well he's uh check him out on Spotify that's
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Giles from Buffy if anyone's wondering who the [ __ ] that is it sounds like
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you're making a segue but you're not right you're just you're just throwing
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that piece of information out there yeah yeah yeah no just I just thought of it
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um Spike was also a musician James James Masters yeah he's got a band called
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ghost of the robot yeah we saw him play when Luke and I saw him play uh
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everybody was excited because they thought it was at a uh pop culture
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Supernova yeah Supernova Pop Culture Expo uh and he was there as the guy who
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was Spike and then he did a little show afterwards and he said first thing by
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the way I'm not doing any songs from Buffy or any songs from My Band this is
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going to be new stuff Me acoustic wow a
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lot of was quite sexual what
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Luke was very aroused yeah well not like super graphic or
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anything like that but there were sort of sexual overtones I can't remember the exact
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details but they were there I saw a uh I
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saw a Q&A with him once at remember that Buffy conon that they used to
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do did you guys ever go to that okay never mind doesn't exist and I certainly
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didn't go to it but um he was
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I don't care about it till we'll be in our 40s by then and so it probably won't
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be really something should yeah yeah but look speaking of
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TV uh the [ __ ] trailer for The Dark Crystal resistance came out this week
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holy [ __ ] amazing amazing [ __ ] even I'm looking forward to this and I wasn't
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a fan of the original you weren't a fan of the oh I was and I'm not all at the
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same time okay I had the younger sister go on right her favorite movie for a
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while oh so you had to watch it a lot so remember when you had to go to like the
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video store yeah [ __ ] to the video store yeah but
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remember when that was like when I'm going back to like when I was under 10
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yeah when that was sort of like that was an experience go to video stores back
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then [ __ ] it was brilliant what are you talking about yeah so that I could hire
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the Labyrinth again yeah yes so my sister would swap between Greece okay
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Dark Crystal and Labyrinth but I assume you got to pick one as well it wasn't
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just like well let's all go to the uh the video store so that Sarah can pick
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out another video for us to watch what was what was under 10 Luke's favorite
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movie uh pretty sure you can guess yeah was it
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Robotech no no star I'm going to say Star Wars and I'm that's the one I
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certainly made my parents rent for me the most yeah was there a robot those
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three movies over there was but not at the video store I went to okay I don't
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think I don't think any video stores really had robot Tech movies because
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that was sort of I was under 10 when I had my um Robotech AC why are we saying
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under 10 like that's the thing did I miss something what there's not a catchphrase
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that's like under 10 why why is 10 the cut off now starting it yeah over 18
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under 10 under 10 sure so it's the same we've got some other under 10 News
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coming up later so I'll just tease to that have we all right good now we've
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got some under 14 years though oh but yeah back to so that was so she used to
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put that on and me being the older brother would be oh this is terrible I
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don't want to watch it but I liked it who am I kidding it was good but still
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got that sort of mixed feelings about it but I love the I love how it I love that
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Luke got annoyed that he had to watch The Dark Crystal seven or eight times
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can you imagine how often your sister had to sit through [ __ ] Star Wars and
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I'm sure she doesn't like that [ __ ] at all um she used to when she was
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breastfeeding Chloe would put that on when she'd wake up in the middle of
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the night to have to feed my niece Chloe that's the movie thanks for clarifying
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that it's your niece that she was breastfeeding not her niece
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yeah we all took turns breastfeeding she didn't actually like it her college
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[Laughter] roommate do you know she can drive
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[ __ ] whatti and drive my niece Chloe can drive yeah that's uh that's making
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me feel really old really old yeah yep she doesn't have a peas yet that I know
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of but yeah she can she can drive for listeners not in Australia peas means
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you're allowed to drive without supervision yeah because people that
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don't know that probably thought that Luke was just saying that she hasn't got
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a period yet yeah can legally drive can legally drive without supervision
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right right right yeah physically it's possible from a very early age under 10
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in fact yeah I know a lot of under 10s that drive um Dark Crystal is a [ __ ]
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great movie and I don't care what you say um I got emotional watch in this
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trailer actually I did too especially since it just looks right yeah it looks
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right it looks exactly the same yeah yeah it looks like Brian fra took a big
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dump all over the screen I love it yeah it's um you went with that I was going
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to say he ejaculated all over the screen yeah see there you
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go slight guess just read things differently yeah um but they you know I
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mean for all intent and purposes this looks like the same thing only more of
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it it's not just some crazy reboot [ __ ] A's there chamberlains there
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they're all [ __ ] like just it looks beautiful yeah it really
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does you're down with the clown not long to wait yeah August and it's it's a
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series too it's not just going to be some oneoff thing damn I hope it's good hey guys we
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could binge watch it together oh yeah you're saying we should all get together
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for our holiday on that a to and up the
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Netflix yep that would be silly wouldn't
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it no quality time is silly Luke that's right you don't even like the Dark
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Crystal so no you guess it would be so it means a lot to us that you're coming
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way out just to watch that Crystal with this yeah very
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funny but you're right say it does look like like what you remember in the
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original it just looks like it's in higher definition yeah yeah yeah
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slightly more detailed backgrounds yeah it just looks great any
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yeah in like Flynn um speaking of uh well under 10 I did tease to some under
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14s news yeah I mean there's there's a few
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things that we're allowed to do uh that people under 14 aren't allowed to do you
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know they're too numerous to list really but there is one thing that people 14
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and below can do that we are prohibited from
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doing and that's uh that's going to Star Wars land at Disney in Cosplay and
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that's [ __ ] wait really so if you go to Galaxy's Edge and you're a kid yeah
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knock yourself out dress up if you're an adult yeah no [ __ ] you and the reasoning
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behind it I actually it makes sense yeah it does make sense yeah they just
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basically don't want someone walking around in a full out stormtrooper outfit
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which will make people think that hey he worked here being a dick to people or
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showing his dick to
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people right so yeah it's unfortunate but I so want to dress up when I go
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there can you wear a Star Wars t-shirt I assume that's okay
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yes what if I owned the Han Solo jacket and I wore that is that okay you could
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probably get away with that it's if you wearing like the what if I wor the Han
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Solo jacket but my pant also have a stripe down the side and I've got riding
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boots on is that okay make sure make sure the stripe is yellow okay I'm just
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trying to find where the line is you know it says I think it's oh they they
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will decide what the line is it say you could dress in outfits inspired by
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favorite characters you just kind of dress up as there's a thing called Disney
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bounding this as a sex act is called
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which is you sort of colors I know slow
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down Disney dress up in colors and themes that people know what you're
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dressed as but you're not dressed as exactly like that right look it up it is
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a thing I I am looking at I didn't dream this is that how you get away with
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looking almost like Donald Duck at Disneyland initiated Disney bounding is
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a subtler more fashion forward way of fans to show their love for Disney oh it
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is it's when you essentially dress in the exact colors of a Disney character
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but you're not actually dressed up as them so you dress him up in say a a
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modern day version of the snow white outfit yes huh all right I think we
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should push the limits of this when we go I think we should also I'm starting
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to think I might have to push back when we go to this place
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Sol I've been reading some stuff and I need to save you can schedule time there
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now I think right it's open to yeah at the moment you have to have till the end
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of July or something I think you have to have a reservation yeah go into that
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park for it's not open to the public yet it's only open to pre-reserved spots or
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four hours they've had a bunch of a bunch of YouTubers have been
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there like Jenny Nicholson put up a video about it she's been there and and
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so they've had like I guess high profile people in everyone says It's [ __ ]
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amazing so I guess that's good the only thing I've heard that's criticized I was
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on this Star Wars Reddit and uh there was one guy going H you know the the
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lightsabers you can build are not even Cannon they're 2 in too short to be considered
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Cannon come on I'm getting one but still but come on what how we how going to be
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Canon anyway it's like oh look [ __ ] Luke and Dan went and they've got
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lightsabers so I guess now we have to write them into the
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films the Jedi never going to believe this is real so what are other reasons why I'm
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not looking forward to going too soon is one of the rides isn't even open yet
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yeah yeah so they've only got the is it the Millennium Falcon ride that's open
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yeah and I think they're still working on Rise of the resistance I think is the
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other ride yeah yeah cuz somebody said that uh so the Millennium Falcon R
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apparently the line for that is going to be [ __ ] basically infinite because
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it's quite long yeah and and but apparently it's everyone's saying it's
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like the the best literally the best [ __ ] ride in the universe so that I mean in the
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Galaxy yeah but the other one the resistance one is the is supposed to be
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the kind of like you know just [ __ ] dump people in there and give them a
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ride kind of thing like it's got going to have big throughput so it's weird
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that they don't have that open yeah yeah you think they do it the other way
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around so yeah but then again sort of have the faster one if you want if you want buch
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to say about it I don't think you need to worry about celebrities saying nice
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things about this is going to be people are going to go well [ __ ] George
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Lucas went on opening day I was almost surprised to see him there yeah he went
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with his buddy Steven Spielberg I think he's getting more involved with Star
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Wars I just have a feeling have you guys yeah well apparently he's visited the
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set of episode 9 yeah I don't know I think when he sold
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it and then when the other moves we made I think he may have been a bit had the
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shits a little well he did dist himself he very publicly came out and said this isn't
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what I would have done yeah he said I wrote stories I threw him away like he's
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starting to go to the sets and starting to yeah I think he's we did a did a bit
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of work on solo if you recall mhm yeah well you had to help out helped out iing
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sacked everyone else yes someone had to have you guys taken a listen to
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Blockbuster no you know what it is a podcast yeah it's a pod but it's a it's
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like a radio play so it's it's a dramatic podcast about Lucas and
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Spielberg coming up through Film School making their first movies and becoming
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stars and popularizing the Hollywood Blockbuster it's um it's a bit of
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revision it's it's certainly not anything you don't already know but it's
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fun and it's got you know it's got some some voice actors and I was music cues
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someone doing a George Lucas voice yeah of course it's a main character
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someone's doing the someone's doing the Steven Spielberg voice as well that's
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all I'm going to say I know I can do a Steven Spielberg voice no I don't think
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you're should try yeah I don't know if I should try yeah I'm probably going to be
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offensive if I try so I won't practice Johny Williams is a character in there
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Matt is he so yeah he's a big character big part of it m me [ __ ] mute me then
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yeah that's exactly right yeah that's a whitest kids You
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Know sketch in case wonder what the [ __ ] I'm talking about well speaking of those
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people oh wait no that's offensive I didn't mean that I meant Star Wars
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people not not bber people yeah sorry okay just to
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clarify I meant uh Harrison Ford actually okay yeah he's come out and
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he's made a statement about uh about all this talk about you know Indiana Jones
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and who might take over uh I've got a little clip I'd like to play of him oh
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please do okay talking about about Indiana Jones when when you're done with
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that role yeah who would you like who would you like to see as Indiana Jones
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nobody El is going to be Indiana Jones ever
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don't you get it no one I'm Indiana Jones so when you're gone it's gone when
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I'm gone he's gone it's easy so that's that I guess well there you go no fuing
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end off story but uh is it actually his decision I don't know but he sounds
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pretty pretty firm on that yeah it's still one of those things
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I think they did miss their chance to reboot it while he was
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alive well they didn't miss their chance unless they want to go with uh he still
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alive still hope no cuz remember there was talk of um Chris Pratt yes but
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taking over I mean and they've asked him that directly before too and he said no
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sorry yeah no I think probably you know who I think should play
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IND me I think that guy from I think that guy from solo should step
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[Laughter] in and just not even do a [ __ ]
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impression of every single remake or reboot with anything that starred
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Harrison Ford it's now that guy yeah he does the regarding Henry reboot Air Force One
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Two yeah regarding Henry
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Indiana Jones and the second Last Crusade the penultimate Crusade the
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penultimate Crusade that's the name of this podcast you know I uh I watched all
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three Indiana Jones movies recently um I watch them every couple of years I guess
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but [ __ ] good one thing they're [ __ ] great they're great I watched
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all three of them n said and uh one
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thing though when I was a kid uh the Last Crusade was
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kind of my favorite because it was the funniest and it had kind of the biggest
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action set pieces and stuff in it but when when you watch them all back to
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back I I think it's definitely the least the least interesting because it's
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basically just a soft reboot of Raiders yeah yeah the plot is identical
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a Biblical Relic needs to be found before the Nazis get it in like it's
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it's just beat by beat the same movie the second one the Temple of Doom is is
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a far better movie than I remember it cuz in my head it was like this kind of
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tonal mess with like you know they kind of wacky kid and and then the
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RAC quite racist R but [ __ ] me man if if
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Raiders of the Lost AR was an homage to the old serial republics of the 30s and
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40s then then Temple of Doom takes that
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one step further like it's just the most cinematic as a
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in fact I think it might be the first one that I saw and I used to just I just
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used to watch it all the time CU it's got the [ __ ] rope Bridge it's got
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yeah the the minecart Chase just all the stuff I loved as a kid yeah like
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actually two things L as kids Minecart
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chases and rope bridges yeah I I used to
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watch I think I taped a uh behind the scenes of how they made the mine cart
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Chase with all the Miniatures and stuff so when when they stopped using
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stop motion and they invented something called go Motion no I'm serious you know about
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this it sounds like a joke so I I know sorry I'm not doing a goof here this is
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actually should probably rewatch that that behind the scenes thing because I
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didn't yeah yeah you should basic basically stop motion you get frame by
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frame right but when you actually watch film not every frame is crisp because
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there's motion blur so they what they did on this for the first time in any
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movie is that they would take one frame then they would take half a frame then
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another half frame and then another full frame so that every other frame was
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essentially a blur of two frames that's that's cool that's
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fascinating yeah they called it go Motion yeah cuz I that and uh and Tim
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Burton's Batman there was a behind the scenes of Tim Batman I watched too and
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they were kind of they that was the period where I was starting to get
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interested in like film making so Amen
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to that man I had a there was a Empire
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Strikes Back at video at my local video store just bringing this back to the for
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the to the front of this show just calling back um actually my first ever
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video store wasn't even a video store it was at a [ __ ] petrol station and it
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was just the back wall so the first actual video store that opened up near
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me had this thing and it was called spfx special effects and it was basically
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just how they did the effects of Empire and um it was where I learned about blue
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screens and I spent an entire day coloring pieces of blank paper blue
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Plastering my wall with them so essentially I had a green screen like a
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blue screen and then I just played Star Wars in front of that blue
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wall so you can put you you're getting ready for the phantom menace like you're
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hoping so yeah I was hoping somebody would just add the backgrounds in
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later did you see that uh there was a you know that famous photo of George
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Lucas surrounded by all the the models from the the original trilogy and then
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the someone put him next to the green screen and was like originals and then
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prequels but then I just recently someone posted a photo of it's that
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photo of George with all the props and everything like that and someone said
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what would you grab from this room and Mark Hill retweeted it and he said George's
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wallet that's fantastic also I've just found the picture that you that you mean
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and it's hilarious yes my Cam's [ __ ]
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hilarious yeah he is ge's wallet that's why I'm looking forward to
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going to see Chucky when it comes out just because Mark Ham's doing the voice
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yeah Yep they're rebooting all these Batmans at the moment and we've got some
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Batman reboot news coming up Batman all the Batman all these Batman
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um there's there's a lot of Batman these days uh but my favorite Joker has always
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been uh well yeah there's a new Batwoman and it's um that [ __ ] radio DJ from Sydney
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R anyway he couldn't pay me enough to watch that but
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uh as always saying Mar ham has always been my favorite Joker And as far as I
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know he's not even he's not even getting a look in but I think I think they
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should I think they should let him audition for it let him do the actual
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physical yeah [ __ ] it why not he's got the voice down well speaking of Batman
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Robin Patterson confirmed oh yeah Luke ejaculated
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oh wait wait sorry do that again [Music]
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H yeah that's I I I still I don't see it
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I don't see him as bman I don't see it either but M made a valid point a couple
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of weeks ago and he said nobody nobody saw Michael Keaton either and he was a
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[ __ ] fantastic Batman yeah but I like I liked him before no you didn't you
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play you like Michael before
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Mr M Googling Mr Mom I don't think that came out first multiplicity that was all
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for sorry okay Mr Mom yes if you saw that in 1983 when it came out when you
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were 2 years old I'll give that to you I've got no way of disproving that but
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multiplicity is early '90s surely when he was two years old Mommy can we watch Michael
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Keon yeah I hope he gets a big superhero franchise Michael has been cast as
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Batman I'm so happy is that Luke oh Mr mom's got Terry
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gar in it um I'm trying to think of other ones
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are but yeah like I did think I did not not like
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Michael Keaton to start with why even if I thought nothing of him a lot of under
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10y olds weren't happy about him being cast as yeah which is ironic because
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they were really going for that under 10 Market yeah well
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chasing when I was under 10 [ __ ] NAB me all right another one that I like me
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Beetle Juice oh yeah yeah I hadn't seen at that stage yeah I hadn't seen be look
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I actually don't mind Robert patson I haven't seen him in very many things but
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he was in a movie called Cosmopolis which I think is a film by oh yeah
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uh it's not John Carpenter is it it's either John Carpenter or it's uh
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David Cronin cron there you go the other the other John Carpenter David
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Cronenberg um and it's a great movie and he's he's good in it um I think that
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might be all I've seen him in so I haven't seen any of those gay vampire
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movies so I'm not well I've seen them and then I mean they're terrible but it
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doesn't really mean anything because there's a bunch of really good actors in
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them and they're terrible in that too so like like nalie Portman in Star Wars
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like doesn't really represent her acting ability you know no so uh I've seen him
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in Harry Potter and he's in Harry Potter
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yeah he's in Goblin of fire he plays uh the goblin of fire yeah Cedric
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di oh okay yeah certainly sounds like a Harry Potter character not that I've
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seen any you know I maybe I don't dislike him cuz I seen nothing he has been
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in yeah maybe it's just by asso I to say don't don't kiss him Luke
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because you certainly taste Christian Stewart on his lips in fact just to be
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on the safe side don't suck his dick either what do you think what do you
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think chrisan Che it tastes like oh to stale tobacco I think why are you asking
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me cuz you're the one we the one with the in intense hatred of her I assume
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you put some thought into it what do you think she tastes
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like I I got nothing think she tastes like
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nothing well I mean that would fit with the personality I suppose she she tastes
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like the nothing from the never- Ending Story tastes she tastes like clouds that
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envelop you wow that's I mean all right that's
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[ __ ] goth go with it [ __ ] go with it so Robert patson is Batman I wonder
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if he's going to bulk up I [ __ ] hope so well that that's one of the reasons
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why I don't think he's a good pick for it I always I'm used to Batman being are
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you did Michael Keaton bulk up no did Ben Affleck bulk up just a little
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too much yes yeah and look I mean [ __ ] Hollywood
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can certainly bulk people up they've done that before like they look at
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Christian Bale went from The Machinist to Batman like literally within months
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went from The Machinist to Batman so it could be done mate Chris Pratt went from
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the fat guy in that sitcom yeah yeah but you know he did
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that on his own cuz they said to him he was he really wanted to do Star-Lord and
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James gun was like no I'm getting the fat guy from [ __ ] parks and wck as
29:39
Star-Lord Disney's going to kill me and then apparently his the the casting
29:44
agent was like come on give him a shot and so he said all right if you can get in
29:50
shape oh well all talk and then that's when he famously disappeared off social
29:56
media for 6 months and then post did that photo on Instagram of him [ __ ]
30:00
ripped and everyone was like yeah what the [ __ ] well he wasn't even when he was
30:05
he wasn't like super big to begin with no no he wasn't obese but he certainly
30:10
didn't have a sixpack yeah he didn't look like he [ __ ] looks now and and
30:14
actually just saying he's he's not super big because I think I'm about the same
30:18
size as him now look I think they must was the same some hope for you then just
30:23
get C must yeah you're probably a bit older than him too though like if I if
30:27
you know M say he's probably a good 10 years younger than us isn't he Chris PR
30:31
is he he' be in his 30s let's see he's 39 he's the same age as us Dan
30:37
oh there you go Okay so we've got no excuse so he yeah he's actually older
30:42
than me yeah all right well no he's actually older than you guys he was born
30:46
in 79 he turns turns 40 this year so so we've got one year to get in shape yeah
30:53
we got one no okay that's all right Matt are you still going on the gym every
30:55
morning I know that you really were getting into that not at the moment I'm
30:58
going to physical therapy for my knee oh so oh [ __ ]
31:02
okay uh so I've been uh no staying away from it's fine that's fine it's good
31:08
yeah no I've been but I've been given permission to uh start running and stuff
31:11
again this week so right take it easy your first time running back I will I
31:18
will don't worry I always take it easy that's why I'm not in shape while we've
31:22
pause to uh to discuss our health Luke you in good health this week I I had
31:27
lots of scans this week oh yeah they took lots of blood and then I go see Specialists on
31:33
Thursday and Friday my blood maybe can they clone you probably
31:40
oh oh they had stuff to clone me long ago stuff we get two Lukes on this show
31:45
imagine that I think I could handle it we could just roll one out anytime one
31:49
of us was away and we had to uh yeah this week three LS to two
31:54
luks yeah yeah we just another Luke every time somebody's missing yeah not
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the person who's missing me that's right well uh listeners if you uh if you'd
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docomo now next week I don't know if I'm going to be here oh okay we're rolling out
32:51
of yeah we're going to have to clone me already it depends on the Wi-Fi I get at
32:56
the hotel oh okay where you go may I ask I'm going to Sydney for a
33:00
night it cuz this year I can't make it to the Xbox Microsoft presentation at E3
33:06
so I'm not heading over to the States this time but I'm going to go watch it
33:10
yeah that's right they're doing a thing so me and Hannah are going to head up
33:12
for that nice fantastic but I have to get up early which I yep that's going to
33:17
be tough that's going to be really tough just don't go to bed the night before
33:21
actually that's something I considering cuz I it's easier if I have to be
33:25
somewhere at 6 it's easier for me to be up all night then to wake up early but
33:29
you're not driving down are you well if I was going to stay up all night I
33:31
probably would just drive up I take back that recommendation then yeah that's why
33:37
we're going to drive up in the afternoon stay at a hotel a romantic getaway is what I'm
33:43
calling it okay you and your Xbox yeah it's sunny coming you and
33:49
Larry Nelson having a romantic getaway I won't get to see him this year I met him
33:54
last year oh yeah yeah he saw E3 last year last year year before
33:59
Hing we at E3 the year before how believe we haven't been to E3 at the
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same [ __ ] time I know it's insane next year yeah maybe bunch of idiots we
34:08
are need to work out logistics we should just communicate more I
34:13
guess 2020 oh that no 2021 I'm definitely going to that one okay
34:18
2021 well that's the year I've got my I've got my year off I was going to say
34:22
you're just holding out that there's going to be some really good stuff
34:24
announced in 2021 man there might not even be a [ __ ] E3 in 2021 the way are
34:28
going it really does seem that everyone are you saying that global warming would
34:31
have taken us over by then that's right Los Angeles is going to be gone well
34:34
unfortunately that means I'll probably be gone as well CU Arizona Bay you ride
34:38
on the other side of uh the yeah I think You' be fine you know no if the water
34:42
rises you know I'm that's true pretty close to it the uh have have you guys
34:47
seen you remember when we that shortlived game of Civ 6 that we were
34:51
playing oh yeah I think it's not my turn I I'm checking it all the time I don't
34:55
know whose turn it is but it's the most unfun game I've ever played in my life
35:00
we need to keep going cuz we're getting up to the stage where no we're not we're
35:02
still Far Far Away I've literally not had anything to do yet I just keep
35:07
moving a dude around going I've but have you seen that research completing I've
35:14
got things being built [ __ ] Luke's going to kick her ass Ro still have no idea
35:20
what I'm doing not what's happening over in my place let me tell you my guys are
35:23
just rubbing sticks together trying to start a fire yeah yeah and my guys are
35:27
looking around trying to steal sticks off other [ __ ] oh yeah I've I've been
35:33
Barbarian camps really okay wow okay Jesus
35:38
right had some extra goes yeah still not sure what I meant to be doing which is a
35:42
bit of a problem no you just need to survive that's that's the point of it
35:46
but did you guys know that there's a new there's a new add-on for it this DLC
35:50
that incorporates global warming into the game oh hang on no I knew that it's got
35:57
there's a bunch of natural disasters and stuff right like you can get volcano and
36:00
[ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you could be doing super well and then a [ __ ] tital wave
36:04
will just wipe you out just like in real life yeah just
36:08
like in real life yeah wow yeah that would kind of suck but yeah yeah it's
36:13
not ideal no it's real life for you speaking of things that
36:19
suck I uh so I didn't mean to say it we're not going back to under 10 are
36:26
we l no I don't know that was pretty gooded
36:33
Jesus um cut but this people D Bar picnic this is um this
36:39
probably is under 10's news actually so if we do want to do a jingle for under
36:46
10's news I guess don't know that we need a jingle for guess we could put it
36:50
here I me um can you sing as a little jingle I really don't think we this the
36:56
if it comes up again in two more episodes then we will get one okay
36:59
that's the jingle Matt could you please put some music to that I'll figure
37:03
something out yeah um I saw the Aladdin
37:07
remake did you yeah I saw it yeah I saw it did oh did you get comp course I
37:14
didn't [ __ ] pay for it kidding no no I was at the premiere um this is the
37:20
worst movie I've ever seen ever really and I can't remember what the second
37:25
worst movie I've ever seen is I.E what I would have said the worst movie I've
37:28
ever seen was last week before I saw this but whatever it was so much worse so much
37:34
worse wow this might be their first failure as
37:38
far as that goes the the other ones the be the Beast one was all right it made
37:44
the old man sit next to me cry
37:48
oh joking you man yeah
37:54
yeah he looked lonely and he was like cry like soon as this movie is over
37:59
you're going to go home and I'm going to be alone again
38:04
y um yeah no look I haven't seen that because I mean I I think the original
38:10
cartoons of these are pretty damn good it's the Golden Age of Disney as far as
38:14
I'm concerned from Little Mermaid on up to Pocahontas and everything in between
38:18
but uh I don't see the need to remake them and this Aladdin should just I just
38:24
don't know what they were thinking I just don't know what they were thinking
38:27
movies are them for them to remake cuz I know they won't do Snow White they are
38:32
doing Snow White Luke that's the next one really I know they it baffled me too
38:38
because that seems like it'd be really really un PC well John Fab's [ __ ]
38:42
Lion King comes out soon you seen a trailer for that yeah yeah John I saw
38:47
that one but yeah no way they can do no white the thing is Matt The Lion King
38:53
they they're dubbing this as the liveaction remake of The Lion King it's
38:57
[ __ ] animated as well it's just another cartoon it's got I think it's
39:03
like got some live action stuff in it doesn't it or no no I don't think
39:09
so like real lions dancing and
39:14
singing film The backgrounds and then insert the fake animals got any humans
39:19
in it oh no there's no humans in it is there in the story no no you're right
39:24
John fr's Jungle Book was like that but it does have a human in it M yeah you
39:28
know yeah which that you can make sense well you can still call that live
39:35
action I would say but this one though it's just a pretti graphics and also
39:38
they've got no not all of the same cast but they've got James L Jones back to do
39:44
muasa and uh and God knows why they didn't get Jeremy Irons back because
39:49
what the [ __ ] like yeah man but hey just
39:56
speaking no I don't understand the point either um look we can get back to
40:00
Aladdin in in in a minute if you want I mean I'm happy to just list all the ways
40:04
it sucked but basically it just suck because it was directed by Guy Richie
40:07
who's only made one good movie and that was 30 years ago and um yeah and it STS
40:14
Will Smith you know how I I've always said Will Smith is just good in
40:18
everything you know like he's just fine in everything he's like Tom Cruz he is I
40:22
will no longer say that he's not good in this Matt he's [ __ ] atrocious
40:27
and in an already bad movie he stands out as being awful and it's not his
40:32
fault he's poorly written and poorly directed as is isn't it just the same
40:38
script as the cartoon yeah imagine that imagine the same script but instead of
40:43
Robin Williams it's Will Smith is he still doing I those two as
40:49
being interchangeable is he doing the same jokes all the same jokes plus a
40:52
couple of extras that he's thrown in that's [ __ ] stupid yeah but who who
40:56
could have played Aladdin no one and there was no need to make this I'm not
41:00
Aladdin the genie like yeah there's no reason for it
41:04
but yeah it's weird there was a reason money yeah of course well that's I mean
41:10
that's the that yeah that is the reason they're doing all of these and and look
41:13
the ones I mean like I said I I've seen the Beauty and the Beast one it was it
41:17
was pretty good but I haven't seen any of the others what else they done so far
41:21
they done have they done Cinderella uh I they did didn't they yeah they did they did yeah
41:28
it had the girl from uh I don't know man what's that movie baby driver you know that
41:34
girl oh really the waitress I think it was yeah I think like madin from Twin
41:40
Peaks she looks like yes yes like SP image of pretty sure
41:46
it's Oh I thought you were I thought you were like oh and
41:50
yes in Cas you want yes and yes yeah I was going to reference something back to
41:56
what we talked about earlier but I realized that was off air and it
41:59
wouldn't be a call back it would be me just making a joke uh yeah expense so
42:06
yeah that's right it's a [ __ ] character from Twin peak's name remember
42:09
the actress's name um you know I me the yeah she played one of the two peaks she
42:15
was a waitress in inwi Peaks also which is why I think maybe that's why she
42:20
looks so much like like they look alike CU she's also a waitress yeah exactly
42:25
that little Sim facial features both working in a diner so it's just like
42:29
it's the same person yeah must be as far as I know there's only one Diner
42:34
waitress yeah although uh I just watched [Music]
42:38
um the Umbrella Academy which is [ __ ] great oh yeah yeah it's good in it oh my
42:43
God Luke have you watched that I started watching the first episode and I thought
42:47
it was going to be something I could throw on in the background while I
42:50
played games no no no no watch no it's legitimately good yeah but anyway
42:56
there's a sexy waitress in there that too so you know making the
43:01
donuts well now I definitely got to go see it yeah I know what you mean Dan no
43:06
I did start and then I realized no this is going to be good and I'm going to
43:09
need my full attention so that's why I stopped watching literally any woman
43:12
puts on that little Dino waitress
43:15
outfit instantly hot yeah the the blue with the like the white you know you
43:22
know what it is D yeah that was a good show [ __ ] that
43:27
tops man [ __ ] great cuz he plays he plays like a 70-year old man who in the
43:34
body of a kid yeah under 10 he does it great he's not under
43:38
10 no he's he's a well he's early teens but he's a [ __ ] good actor yeah
43:43
fantastic they're all good yeah agreed Ellen pagee was just Ellen Page mate I
43:49
could have done without Ellen pagee and I've got to say like you're supposed to
43:54
love the bad guy you know like you love you love Lex Luther with her it was just
43:59
like I hope they beat her because I just want her out of the
44:03
show spoilers she was the bad guy spoilers spoilers yeah that's a pretty
44:09
big spoiler well she isn't she isn't well she isn't she isn't but she is
44:14
annoying hey speaking of Darth Vader and um speaking of James L Jones you know
44:19
how those guys have redone is it scene 38 the uh Star Wars where where have
44:26
mixed feelings about about that have you seen it yeah yeah Luke have you seen it
44:30
what's this so some guys have reshot the scene from A New Hope where Vader meets
44:37
Obi-Wan again and they fight because in real life as in in the movie uh they
44:43
don't really say anything to each other but of course we know they've had all
44:47
these prequels worth of backstory and stuff so they've kind of added a lot
44:51
into to make that moment as kind of as poignant as they feel it should have been
44:58
um oh okay and it's interesting yeah fight
45:02
very over long and I don't know it's I mean yeah cuz when I I've seen links to
45:08
it and I thought they just like reshot the fight I didn't know they had new
45:12
dialogue and and there's new new music cues and they went a little too far I I
45:17
I don't disagree but someone else and I I'll put the link in the notes someone else
45:23
did they've redone every scene in that movie where Darth Vader should have
45:28
known more than he actually gave on that he knew oh that's oral
45:32
KN oh right there you go but it it's very good and actually it's not always
45:36
trying to be funny people who did the last laser master I don't know I don't
45:39
know what that is yeah I've played it for you guys once and okay I'm pretty
45:43
sure you thought it was weird yeah I know I remember it the last laser
45:48
Master Okay that does ring a bell that does ring a
45:51
bell I it's starts ja's Palace and 3PO is yelling at Han Solo show them your
45:58
power oh yes I do vaguely recall that all right I'll shut up this was better
46:04
than that yeah it's fine but they've just added back in a lot of expository
46:09
dialogue that that really should have been there now that You' now that
46:12
they've kind of retrofitted the the
46:16
prequels in Darth Vader was a lot less of just a side character than he should
46:22
have been yeah which yeah no Star Wars alone
46:27
it doesn't need anything else it's like those memes where Obi-Wan's talking to
46:31
Luke and he's like your father was a great pilot and I cut off his legs and
46:35
arms and left him die in a pool of lava yeah and he was a good friend
46:42
Yeah Yeah from a sh point of view that
46:45
was terribly handled so terribly yeah that that particular plot I
46:51
mean of all the things that were extrapolated from that one little tiny scene in New
46:57
Hope a we got an entire movie called The
47:00
Clone Wars like we didn't need it which was like it should have just been one
47:07
little throwaway thing oh no no we went all over the Galaxy and fought in so
47:10
many wars there was also this one called The Clone Wars and he was in that with
47:14
me and we were best made CU it's it's like THX 11138 right the whole I I
47:21
understood it as the whole point was that it's it's like when as a as an
47:26
outsid you watch some like Japanese Samurai film like you know and you don't
47:33
understand the culture or the context fully but you don't need to and it's
47:36
actually interesting because you don't and then you know like in tx11 38 like
47:40
what are the [ __ ] cubes for and all that [ __ ] like no one knows you don't
47:43
need to know it's they're doing stuff you don't get yeah it's supposed to feel
47:48
like you're an outsider and then Star Wars had that and then and then they
47:53
tried to [ __ ] explain everything like I don't know
47:57
yeah you don't need to but then people want that these days apparently do they
48:03
well that was the whole the whole thing about the prequels was to we're going to
48:07
find out what the Castle Run is we're going to find out what the [ __ ] stop
48:13
it like actually after the solo Mo just now you just said the kle run it doesn't
48:19
make sense they did it in a shorter distance cuz he did a lot more flying
48:22
than he had to to get a he backtracked so took yeah mhm mhm yeah and are we
48:27
just talking mileage like okay this was this was what was on your Speedo at the
48:31
start and this is what's on it now and then they almost had the Battle of tab
48:35
in [ __ ] solo as well cuz [ __ ] Lando mentions that once like oh just
48:42
stop it you don't need to do that yeah yeah let's let's just stop doing that
48:47
now [ __ ] apparently Dan erro will not be stopped see speaking of sequels nobody's
48:52
asking for or prequels in this case sequels and prequels yeah [ __ ]
48:57
everyone's like just somebody put Dan akro in a in a home I think he's had
49:02
enough no he's he he's you're starting to sound like Luke now wheel him into a corner
49:08
and put a blanket over him he's done I I think danward needs to have a blanket
49:12
put over him to be honest he's so he's now talking about doing a Ghostbusters prequel he's
49:17
written it apparently prequel yeah he's written a Ghostbusters prequel that he's trying to
49:24
[ __ ] everybody called name is it called is it got oh Ghostbusters high
49:30
it's called Ghostbusters High
49:33
yeah yep yeah
49:37
okay yep and it's about the three characters in high
49:44
school before they were Ghostbusters well I guess this is like the reason
49:48
they felt the need to become Ghostbusters yeah now there's only one
49:53
movie he should be making a sequel to we know enough about that we don't need to
49:57
know any more about that we know that [ __ ] Venkman just wants money and the
50:03
rest of them are really passionate Ray's really passionate about it and Egon say
50:07
a [ __ ] know that's all we need to know we know why they go actually I
50:10
would have a hard time believing they're in high school together yeah yeah cuz
50:14
they're not even friends really well well actually you know what that that
50:17
them being friends in high school would explain why they're even friends I
50:20
suppose but well you saying that the the fact that the three of us are friends in
50:24
high school is the only reason we're friends no but like you know
50:29
the well I was just going to say when I was in high school I was friends with
50:32
because I went to a small school I was friends with people that I wouldn't
50:36
necessarily you know we don't have that much in common but we were at [ __ ]
50:40
high school together so we were friends you
50:42
know yeah okay you guys try try not to be offended by this only thing I want
50:49
Dan to go back we go to high school no I know Dr Detroit Dr Detroit I haven't
50:55
seen that I don't know what that is it was a terrible movie made in
51:00
the80s where he plays a pimp who plays a
51:05
pimp D you would make a terrible pimp and it was actually meant to be
51:11
there was actually meant to be a sequel but then it did terribly at the
51:14
movies I'm not sure that other than Ghostbusters I actually like Dan arroy
51:20
in anything well the reason I said he needs to be to to be you know popped
51:25
away somewhere is because he actually BL Brothers sorry I'm Tak I'm taking yeah
51:29
Blues Brothers [ __ ] Blues Brothers is top yeah he believes in ghost because he
51:32
wants one to suck his dick yeah oh did you see they're doing a re-release of uh
51:37
of Ghostbusters on Blu-ray and apparently it's going to include U you
51:41
know the actual scene that that was oh you know to that yeah like they shot a
51:48
whole sequence where they he and Ray not Ray who and Winston are doing
51:54
um busting ghosts at some old military bunker and then ray goes in and pretends
51:59
to be like asleep in the bed and that's there was a whole sequence around it
52:03
yeah like around him get the ghost [ __ ] and then they cut it out of the
52:07
movie and you just get the little you know what do you call Montage [ __ ]
52:11
bit but apparently there's a whole [ __ ] scene about him getting a BL job
52:15
I believe they kept that in there look a while ago there was a game that came out
52:19
the Ghostbusters video game oh yeah did you guys ever play it no I assume you
52:24
don't mean the Ghostbusters 2 video games that I had on
52:27
Amiga I played the Ghostbusters commodor 64 game and it was [ __ ] awesome yeah
52:33
I remember that was great it it sort of continues on from Ghostbusters 2 and
52:38
you're sort of being introduced as a new member of the Ghostbusters and it's
52:41
actually a really good game oh okay yeah right well they're remastering it right
52:47
uh that's the rumor yeah I saw I think I saw that I think it's officially been
52:51
announced okay thought I saw an article about it I thought maybe that was9
52:57
okay interesting no it's it was really interesting and it even had them doing
53:00
the voices as well man they got Bill muray to do it did they I'm not sure not
53:06
sure if Bill was there oh okay look according to polygon according to
53:10
polygon they are remastering it yeah okay I thought so I recommend playing
53:16
that game I'll keep my eyes out for that um but yes I can confirm other than uh
53:21
The Blues Brothers and Ghostbusters I don't think I've ever liked Dan in
53:27
anything I'm I'm going to sck to that I'm not going to bother looking it up but uh
53:34
yeah hey speaking of uh speaking of VI games did have you guys even played any
53:39
more Red Dead 2 I forgot about that game to be honest since I finished it no yeah
53:44
I didn't finish it I just forgot about it um I went in and tried to play it
53:49
again once more and this just I think the problem is it's not a game that you can sort of
53:55
pick up play play for an hour or two and then stop you really do need commit time but I
54:00
also don't find it's a game that you can really just keep playing because it gets
54:03
boring it's a game that starts off very slow but then when you unlock stuff it
54:06
speeds up and then you get towards the end again and it starts to really slow
54:10
down again oh that's right iast I forgot that does make stuff a lot
54:16
better [ __ ] well anyway there's a fascinating looking glitch that's been happening where
54:21
um [ __ ] just piles and piles of dead horses have been appearing in town
54:27
yeah yeah it's creepy like you'll just be riding past a field and it'll just be
54:32
a field full of the carasses of dead horses so
54:38
weird uh so apparently they're patching it uh but that's a sh we man I mean cuz
54:43
that's like have you guys ever seen a really old western called El Topo by um
54:49
Alexandra yasi it's um it's the scene that Mel Gibson sto
54:56
stole the barn with the hanging bodies in it from uh from Braveheart oh yeah
55:03
yeah stolen from that movie um but it's that's the kind of thing that would
55:08
happen in El too was that there' just be a field full of dead horses no no one
55:15
would mention it dead burnt horses how is that a glitch someone yeah it's weird
55:20
right someone murdered him no no roxar came out and said yes it was a bug
55:27
how does that happen it's so weird oh the piles of dead horses yeah
55:32
sorry it's a bug he weren't supposed to see that we just missed that in happens
55:36
in just about every game well oh yeah that's where we keep the horse models
55:41
before you you know when you whistle for your horse that's where we keep the dead
55:45
burnt horse models when you that's when your horse got hit by the train we had
55:50
to do something with the body didn't we oh my God this is like the end of uh
55:56
all I don't want to give away any other spoilers but the end of Umbrella Academy
56:01
with a pile of dead [ __ ] Pages no no but
56:07
um a certain movie about two certain
56:11
magicians trying out oh sure yeah you know what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah
56:17
and he clones himself yes and there's haven't seen it in this
56:21
you haven't seen it it's called The Illusionist it's it's not it's not it's
56:28
not that is a movie that came out at the same time as this great movie that's
56:33
right right but uh it's not this absolute classic Masterpiece of Cinema
56:39
[ __ ] yeah so yeah this almost got me interested in playing Red Dead then I
56:43
remembered I might I might give it another shot and it was fun I just I
56:47
don't know I just every time I think about it I'm like eh no well the thing
56:51
you can do is maybe just try and stick to the main story yeah
56:57
yeah probably should that can also help so yeah sometimes it's just better to
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just lower the difficulty and just yeah stick to my story it's what I'm doing at
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the moment cuz the I realized I haven't played the DLC for Assassin's Creed
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Origins oh yeah so just today I just sort of put une easy and I'm just
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knocking out the story is Origins the ancient Egypt yes that's one from a few years
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ago any good in that one um I I would recommend Odyssey more
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okay that was a better game if I'm going to be tempted by any it's Odyssey but I
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was also tempted by Black Flag cuz I like Pirates uh but as far as I can tell
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it didn't have a story the story was you run around and jump off things well do
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you tell me Dan do you like Zeus's dick uh love it yeah see you're going to love
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Odyssey I think yeah yeah you've sold me um but well there is a game coming out
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soon that Ubisoft are making which is just Pirates okay
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so that might be is that that ship ship B was just delayed is that that the one
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with ship to ship combat or you are you thinking is there another no no no
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that's that's uh doz that look boring yeah I know the one talk about world of
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war ships I don't know there was some I don't mean actually I don't mean um sea
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of Thieves I don't mean that one I mean there's another one that I forget which
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some some it was it sh at E3 recent the ship to ship stuff in Black
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Flag was even more boring than the
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regular boring normal gaming to me
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yeah I enjoyed it yeah fair enough yeah
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I got uh Assassin's Creed what's the one set in London
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um Unity no not Unity Serenity Sy syndicate syndicate yeah I
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got that for free at some point and I started to play it and I just yeah and
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even D Kenzie and London couldn't hold your interest it's got [ __ ] Jack the
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Ripper in it and I'm like eh see I I like getting lost in these games [ __ ]
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love Jack the Ripper uh yeah I guess I wish I had more time to play
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video games guys yeah no I know I'm holding out for sink in city that comes out later this
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month um oh yeah love craan story uh hopefully that's good because I've
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played nothing but Conan and the occasional occasional dipping back into
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Fallout 4 there's a game coming in a August I think you both like the outer
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worlds that's the guys who made like Fallout New Vegas it's oh is that the
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new role playing game from obsidian yes this looks excellent that comes out in
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August looks excellent yes well they even they when they announced it they
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said it's coming out in 2019 and a leak that it's probably coming out in August
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and they're going to so it'll be announced officially next week at E3
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yeah this pring yeah so this is the one that's sort of like yeah uh new The
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Fallout game we wanted pretty much whoa all right all right I will play the [ __ ] out of
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that it looks a little bit like um Firefly like it's got that kind of Space
1:00:14
Cowboy vibe to it yeah listen before we move on from uh from this week's show
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into the Afterparty um I just want to recommend a movie
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uh okay and it reminded me of of something that I know we've watched Luke
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I can't remember if you watched this with us but Matt when we were living
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together we watched a movie called I think it was called American horror
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movie I know what you mean I actually I can't remember the title of it either
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but I want to watch that again actually I
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think that is [ __ ] awesome that yeah okay it's just called American movie and
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it's from the late 90s and and it's it's just follows a bunch of kind of down
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andout borderline autistic filmmakers who try to make a horror movie and it's
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great like it's a documentary documentary yeah um if if you liked that
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I can also recommend I know you did can also recommend another documentary
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called horror movie a lowbudget nightmare which is the behind the scenes
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documentary uh on another um down and out borderline autistic filmmaker by the
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name of Craig Anderson making making his movie red
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Christmas um so red Christmas is a horror movie that came out last year
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it's going to be on Netflix soon actually um huh and and the premise of
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that is that um a fetus survives the abortion and 30 years later hunts down
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its mother to kill her on Christmas Day what so that's out there for the watch
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too but if you do get a chance if you do get a chance to watch horror movie a
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lowbudget nightmare I mean we've made films right we've we've all made films
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and and making films is hard work but I got legitimate anxiety that's why I quit
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the industry I know yeah yeah um I got
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serious anxiety watching Craig attempt to make this [ __ ] film and uh I'm not
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going to give anything away but you guys should watch this movie and anyone out
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there listening it's it's it's good it's hilarious in that kind of Ricky jaes
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kind of way you yeah right you're just watching a man
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burn except that man is Craig andon yeah except that man that man is our good
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friend Craig andon star of the tail job available on
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Amazon it's told my physical yeah I told my physical
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therapist to watch it he said try yeah so next time I ask him yeah I know
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people that have seen pirate copies of it really there's this thing you can get
1:03:00
over here no one I don't even know if there is a name for it and certainly not
1:03:04
in English people just call it the Chinese box and it's this little thing
1:03:08
that looks I've heard of it you know it I've heard not the Chinese box you're
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thinking of luk oh this is it's like a little um it's
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like a little Apple TV type thing that you you plug in but it's just basically
1:03:23
comes preloaded with like like a gazillion pirated films and TV shows and
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you're on there and I'm [ __ ] on it the tail job is on it wow that's [ __ ]
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awesome I know I remember the first time I got a a Google you alert thing saying
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um cuz I I have Google alerts set up for various odds and ends so I could track R
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views of unhack when it when when it came out because I did the soundtrack
1:03:48
for and I started getting ones from like MP3 download sites that the soundtrack
1:03:54
was up and I was like [ __ ] yeah that's
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great I made it yeah I have arrived yeah
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