Latest / Conspiracy! The Show / Our Impending Civil War (and Other Conspiracy News)

Transcript

Our Impending Civil War (and Other Conspiracy News) · Conspiracy! The Show

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy The Show, the world's most trusted conspiracy
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: dary podcast, with your hosts Adam Todd Brown and Olivia Hidar.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me his co host this week.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: Who are you?
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: Connor mcspadden Back in the trap.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: Gang, Connor? How's it going man?
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: It's going good. We got a good round up of
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: stories this week. You know that song Damn it Feels
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: Good to be a gangster? Yes, yes, I think this
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: episode could be called Damn it feels good to be
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: a grifter. It's a good time to be on the
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: grift in America.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: It is a great time to be that right now. Yeah,
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: there's some interesting stuff we're covering today. We're doing a
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: conspiracy News roundup episode. But I feel like there's a
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: consistent theme through a lot of this, at least certainly
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: through line. Yeah, until we veer off into the pedophile
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: stuff the end.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: But you know, the pedophile stuff is like that's uh,
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: it's like the it's that that's pervasive in every conspiracy.
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can have always there. You're gonna find
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: that in everything from JFK to Stalin's advisors. You know
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: it's around.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah you uh.
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: If you need a break from the tyranny of propaganda,
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: I do suggest you check out my one hour stand
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: up special Live and Tucson out now on YouTube. You
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: give your brain a little break from the decay of democracy.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: How is the special going? I still haven't had a
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: chance to watch it because there's just so much sports
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: on right now.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: But soon it's going way better than I expected. I've
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: been appreciating all the support I had. Lots of unpops
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: people in the comments, lots of me and boys people.
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's going great. Man.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think honestly the only reason I haven't watched
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: it is it's on YouTube, and I just don't like
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: I When I sit down to watch TV, I never think.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: You never pop up in the YouTube app.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I watch YouTube on TV.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: When I watch YouTube on TV, I feel three times
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: as unemployed as I am. It's just got an extra
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: dimension of shame, Like, oh man, I'm watching car reviews
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: on the big big screen. What the fuck is the
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: matter with my life?
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: Watch it this weekend? All right, we should get into
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: this shit because we're gonna to cover We got a
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: lot to cover. A lot of it is very serious,
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: like the part about how we are almost certainly going
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: to be at the tipping point of civil war soon,
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: at least at least according to Sarah Palin.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: Sarah Palin is back finally in pog form.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: Have you missed her?
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: I kind of did miss Sarah Palin because she harkens
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: back to like Sarah Palin was the last time the
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: political comedy was actually funny. I mean, Tina fet doing
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: Sterio with Pitt Sarah Palin was actually funny. Yeah, and
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: then we had just four years of Alec Baldwin doing Trump,
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: which was tyrannical.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just like.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: This ego driven like it was only his ego keeping
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: that fucking sketch on the air. I don't think anybody
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: enjoyed it, No, no, But Sarah Palin was actually kind
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: of fun. It was actually kind of goofy. It was like,
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: oh my god, this this silly thing happened. Can you
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: believe what John McCain did.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a point where she just seemed like
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: not harmless, but you know, she was just kind of
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: a goofy figure on the world stage. Sure she believes
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: all that conservative, right, wing bullshit.
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: But it makes you nostalgic for a time when this
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: was the scariest thing happening in America. Yeah, it's like
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: how naive we were.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: She did the mass singer too, She didn't really, she
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: performed Baby Got Back on the past.
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: Fucking kidding me.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken. Those fucking this.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: They in the world, and it's not even close.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: Those maniacs had fucking Juliani on.
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: We have our desk spots. Pop there, pussy inside fucking
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: snow fox costumes.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she wrapped something. I'm pretty sure it was Baby
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: Got Back.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: Do you remember what her get up was? She is
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: a Was she one of the animals she shoots from
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: a helicopter?
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Say, it'd be really poor taste if she was a wolf. Yeah,
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: it looks like she's some kind of stupid ass mouse.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah fuck real life.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she does kind of have that look of sexy
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: cartoon mouse from a Disney movie. Yeah, like like rescue rangers,
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: like something you'd like fap to before you even learn
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: how to fap when you're eight years old.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, before you even know what you're doing.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just kind of playing with it.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's back in the News because she is kind
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: of sort of threatening to overthrow the government.
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: That's kind of the move. Now, that's that's sort of
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: how you get clicks. You kind of sort of threatened
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: to overthrow the government.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean not that we don't need the
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: government over throne. It's just that I don't want them
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: to be the ones who do it.
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: I know, like no one wants a brand new constitution
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: more than me. But I don't know if the mouse
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: from the Mass singers the Thomas Jefferson of it.
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: She was on a Newsmax show, so we're off to
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: a banging start.
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: Already America's last fucking truly independent institution Newsmax.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: This is a quote from an interview she did there recently.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Those who are conducting this travesty and creating this two
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: tier system of justice, I want to ask them, what
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: the heck do you want us to be in civil war?
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: Because that's what's going to happen. We're not going to
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: keep putting up with this. She is, of course, referring
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: to Trump being prosecuted and indicted.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: And you know she meant it because she said, heck.
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: Why would you just not cuss in that moment, Like
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: of all the times, it's that us fuck.
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: You know, this is a cuss worthy event. If it's
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: what you're talking about. It's a two tiered system of justice.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: This is hellworthy. You can drop a hell on that.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind a damn in there.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She said that during an interview with Newsmax that
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: was conducted at the exact same time Trump was surrendering
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: at the Fulton County Jail. That's my favorite thing about
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: him making a T shirt out of his mug shot
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: is it says never surrender underneath it.
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, is that is that the official march?
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, bitch, you had to surrender to get
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: that mug shot.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: Those are going to move like fucking tickle me elmos
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: in two thousand and three. That is going to be
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: the product of the year.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't wait to see someone take one to
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: Pond Stars, like fifteen years from now.
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Immaculate, still in the plastic wrap.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're required to buy it by the government
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: because it has Trump's faced on it.
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: Big hosses on constant dialysis. He's hooked up to a
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: machine during the shoot, like some kind of job of
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: the Hut creature.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: So kind of like pond Stars right now.
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: Kind of like Ponstar's says it presently is She's.
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: Probably not wrong about this, Sarah Palin. This does seem
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: like it's going to be the thing. Like, if anything
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: is going to cause at least one side to erupt
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: in violence, it'll be Trump not being allowed to run
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: for president again or something along those lines.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, like you just you sort of wonder
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: what would happen if they sort of did a January
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: sixth with their shit together and a little political capital.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, and like what country instead of just at
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: the capital?
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: What did Trump even spend his political capital on? Like
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: Barack Obama got Obamacare? What is the Trump thing that
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: he used his like force majeure when he got into office,
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: Like I couldn't even tell you.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Space force?
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: Space Yeah, space force, which, which, by the way, we're
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: now like even in the Bided administration, they're like, oh no,
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: we need that. We totally need that. The military industrial
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: complex doesn't get smaller, that's not how it works.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we do need space force. Just it sucks
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: to have to agree with Trump, but.
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it sucks to be in a
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: condition of world peace that's dependent on fucking massive weapons
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: systems and mutually assured destruction like that.
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: Kind of sucks. Yeah, that also sucks. Here is a
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: quote from the Guardian article that we'll link to about
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Sarah Palin. No one wants to believe that their beloved
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: democracy is in decline or headed toward war. But if
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: you were an analyst in a foreign country looking at
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: events in America the same way you'd look at events
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: in Ukraine or Ivory Coast or Venezuela, you would go
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: down a checklist, assessing each of the conditions that make
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: civil war likely, and what you would find is that
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: the United States, a democracy founded more than two centuries ago,
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: has entered very dangerous territory. That is Barbara F. Walter,
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: author of How Civil Wars Start and How to Stop Them,
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: speaking to the Guardian. She's also a CIA advisor, so
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: she knows a thing or two about toppling goddamn democracy.
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: I hope that the F stands for fucking Walters, because
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: that was quite the quote. Barbara fucking Walters. Yeah, Yeah,
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: that's so hilarious that she's a CIA advisor, because it
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: really does actually give her very rarely well being a
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: CIA advisor give you added credibility on conspiracy the show,
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: but in this case certainly.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. If you're talking about democracies falling and you're
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: the CIA, I trust what you're saying.
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been around the block.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: What do you think our role is going to be
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: in a civil war? Are we gonna like, are we
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: gonna have to fight? I mean you might, you're you're
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: you're still young and fresh, like I'm worn out. Man.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: My my role in a civil war, I'm a Canadian
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: refugee guy, guy running away.
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: They asked the guy from Walking Dead, what do you
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: do in his zombie apocalypse? And he said, kill my
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: son and then kill myself.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah, I uh you know, I'll be one
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: of the wait and see guys. Tag me in last
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: minute if you need me. Otherwise I'm not.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: There's enough of a civil war going on in America's
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: gas stations, you know, just at any place where there's
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: unhoused people. Yeah, you can. You can see it's bruin,
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: you know, like the all the ingredients are there.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's civil war. Candidate number two is homelessness. Like
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: even here in super liberal LA, who we are not
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: liberal about that shit.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bust them off to Santa Anna. That'll continue to
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: work forever, exactly.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, send them to Comptent, Yeah exactly, Please don't. Yeah,
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Like it does feel like we're working
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: towards some sort of dissolution of this marriage.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: Like I would say, just on the discourse level, we're
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: at soft civil war right now. There's a complete lack
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: of friction from either side to either side like they would.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: We believe in completely separate realities. Like we've gotten to
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: a point where it's not politics. It's like, what's your
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: own personal fan fiction about what's happening in the world,
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: and while you want it to be happening, you know,
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: like some people, Oh, it's absolutely ridiculous that you know,
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: you'd say that Hunter Biden was involved in this ure.
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: No it's not. Oh, it's absolutely ridiculous that the election
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: was still in it. No, it wasn't. Like there's there's two
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: completely different sets of reality and it's just which one
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: are you invested in.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad times. It's really bad times in this country.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Not to get too technical with my analysis, but.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: At least this next story is a glimmer of hope
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: oh Man.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: Trump has vowed to lock up political enemies if he
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: returns to office. This is a thing that will definitely happen.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if he wins. When he wins, for shore Right,
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised by how little locking up there was last time.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: I thought there would be at least a couple like
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: show trials, at least a couple sort of overtures to
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: his base to do a little locking up. Yeah, it
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: was more of a it was more of a chant
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: than anything.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was nothing ever really to it, Like he
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: never tried, and that I wonder for Trump supporters that
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: had to be like kind of for me when Obama
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: never closed Guantanamo.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, but you said, yeah, right, that's a very
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: good analogy.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: And then Trump supporters, I'm sure we're hoping. Well. I
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: mean that's if you're talking QAnon Trump supporters. That's where
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of q Andon types eventually broke with Trump
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: is because they were expecting him to pull off these
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: mass arrests.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: You said, you was, go and lock them up. Yeah,
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: there's even and they have a point, you know what
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, Like, that's that was the why they gave
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: you that political capital.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, there's documentaries out there where they interview
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: QAnon types who after that election and it ended without
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: anyone being locked up. They were like, man, guy fucking
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: lied to us.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: Huh yeah, well at least.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: They still don't, like they're not deterred from believing the
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: QAnon stuff. It's just like, well, Trump's part of it.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: They're like, that obviously is not the issue. Yeah, the
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: storm is coming. Trump has been compromised. I love that
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: this is a real throwback to Glenn Beck, who was
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: kind of I remember his kind of heyday during the
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: John Stewart era, and he was really sort of just
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: Alex Jones with a tie, like he was kind of
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: prep school Alex Jones.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly what happened, didn't something happen that
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: got Glenn Beck kind of jettisoned from the public eye.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: He kind of got deplatformed or lost his show or
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: something like that. I forget exactly went down, but you're right, yeah.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: He's This interview with Trump happened on the Blaze TV,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: which call your local cable operator and demand the Blaze TV.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: I would say it's the only outlet that said that
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: rivals the legitimacy of Newsmax for sure.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Glenn Beck he was interviewing Trump on his Bullshit TV
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: channel and at one point he asked Trump this, do
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: you regret not locking Clinton up? And if your president again,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: will you lock people up? Which what a boneheaded, fucking question.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: It sounds like something a little kid, would you know
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just asked to blow him already?
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Will you make the bad guys go away?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: And Trump replied the answer is you have no choice
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: because they're doing it to us, which I don't know
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: that that's true, but that I wouldn't expect any other answer.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean the guy is being indicted, he
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: can This is like another It looks like a point,
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Yeah?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah. He's currently under four indictments, facing ninety one
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: criminal charges. Back in August, Politico crunched the numbers and
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: found that if Trump was convicted on every charge and
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: sentenced to the maximum punishment possible, he'd be facing six
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: hundred and forty one years in jail.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Now, I have a feeling that this number is just
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: going to illustrate how much he got away with in
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: three and a half months. When it's uh yeah, he
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: gets a slap on the wrist and yeah, fine or something.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: And all that was before the Georgia indictment. When you
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: take that into account, he's facing seven hundred and seventeen years.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: But that's only if he got indicted on every count
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: and got the maximum sentence. So like I would have
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: to be the judge for Trump to get that kind
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: of sentence. But still it's a lot. He's seventy seven.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: That feels like not old enough.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, and well, any prison sentence is like almost
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: a life sentence maybe, you know.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Right, Also at seventy seven, I feel like, oh god,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: that could go either way. He could be around another
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: twenty years.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: The meanest grandparent lives the longest. You know that old rule.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Have you heard Trump's personal theory of human energy and
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: life and death? Oh no, this is this is absolutely fascinating,
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: As he's admitted this in interviews before that he believes
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: basically that you have a finite amount of movement in
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: your body, so he tries to move as little as
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: possible as a strategy for longevity. Like he believes that
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: you have a definite amount of manna that you can
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: exert into your body and by not moving, he's actually
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: like doing the healthy thing.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: It is really really fantastic. It's one of my favorite facts.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: But that that sounds so much like Trump because what
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: he's basically saying is, Okay, you know, everything they say
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: about how to live longer, none of that now opposite,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: A new paradigm that allows you to eat Cheetos.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Hard and rejoice Cheeto that's for sure.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Well, you know you can't. You can't dispute one of
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: America's fucking the Tom Brady of snacks.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: So Republicans, in response to Trump being indicted, impeached, all
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: of these things, they're going their own course and trying
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: to get Biden impeached. That's just one thing they're trying
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which I like, we used to impeach people because
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: like there's some crazy reason. Now it's like weo fucking
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: it's not fair.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be even.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well is not to say that the hunter Biden
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Ukraine shit does not stink to the highest heavens.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: That's the thing, and you kind of touched on it earlier,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: like I get that we as a country have chosen
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: our sides, but that doesn't mean you have to act
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: like Hunter Biden didn't do anything. Yeah, Like it's pretty
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: like you can just really basic details, like the real details,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: like the actual story. Yeah, and it's pretty clear like
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Hunter Biden probably was not on the up and up.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: And by denying it, don't you make yourself look worse?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Like don't you make your fucking argument look less salient
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: by not admitting like fucking black and white facts.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I get it, like never Trump, like we
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: don't want Trump to be our president, but that doesn't
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: mean you have to pretend Hunter Biden's not a fucking
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: sleeze ball.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Like we've gotten to the point on a divisiveness level
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: where Barack Obama's like fucking bloviating platitudes start to seem meaningful. Yeah,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Like like baracko Manbama having that guy over for a
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: b seems like the fucking woodstock all of a sudden
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: compared to this.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Hunter Biden takes pictures of himself smoking crack,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Like that's crackalthy, Does I promise you that?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: So that's what the impeachment hearings are center centering around.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: And the problem for Republicans is Hunter Biden and Joe
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Biden are not the same person.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: No, And there's a pretty good argument to be made
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: that Hunter that Joe Biden is not aware of anything
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: that's going on and is an administrated like exactly do
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: you want to talk talk about insulated?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Like and what about that too?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: On the one hand, Republicans are arguing, like, Joe Biden
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: doesn't even have his faculties about him. You can't even think.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And it's like, and he's also pulling off massive crimes
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: in Ukraine?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is it one or the other?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Like, how about we have him draw clock? That would
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: be the trial of the centry? To me, is Joe
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Biden draw clock?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: And this idea that if Hunter Biden was committing crimes
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: as part of his role as an advisor to an
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: energy company in Ukraine, that Joe Biden, like some reason,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: had to know about that. Why I wouldn't tell Dad
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: about that? If I was Hunter Biden and.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: He has lunch with Kamala Harris every week, I bet
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: he doesn't even know that he does that. I bet
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: he's like, who's that nice lady?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Exactly? If anyone was gonna arrest Joe Biden, it'd be
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Kamala Harris, she's such a fucking cop. Yeah, he was
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: committing crimes, he'd go down right away. And yeah the
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: other Yeah, that's the other problem. Republicans don't have any evidence,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Like there's no way to prove Hunter Biden and Joe
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Biden like talked about what Hunter Biden might have been
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: doing in Ukraine, which also hasn't been proven. By the way,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I just like I don't.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: And I imagine that they have a like every politician
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: has a team of people that's dedicated to help them
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: commit crimes. And for some reason, I think that the
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: the Biden team is a little bit more grounded than
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: the Trump Giuliani team. Oh you know, like call me biased.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Have you looked into the Hunter Biden laptop thing?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's some good stuff.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Because that also I, on the one hand, again am
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: completely open to the idea that Hunter Biden might have
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: committed some crimes, But that laptop story is bonkers. Like
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: a guy just happened to pick the one right wing leaning,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: mostly blind computer shop to drop this laptop off at,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: and that just magically makes its way to Rudy Giuliani
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: and like Giuliani when there was a point where someone
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: a reporter asked. They were like, well, will you just
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: show us this evidence that you say is on this
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: laptop And his actual response was no, you'll just try
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: to debunk it. It's like, yeah, man, that's what the
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: media does.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Well, if it wasn't bunk, wouldn't you want it to be,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: wouldn't you? It was great evidence when you put it
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: out there, and to see how sterling it is.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so crazy, Like you should.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Really check the stickers, the bumper stickers in the parking
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: lot before you drop your laptop off at the computer shop,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Like you need to see if there's like two, if
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: more than one locker up, you gotta fucking find someplace else.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I wonder how that how did they even find that place?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Because what a stroke of luck that the guy they
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: dropped that computer off at is also blind, so he
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: can't definitively be like, yeah it was Hunter Biden.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: And how is does he work on computers? By feel
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: like some kind of savant, like he just knows the
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: circuit boards?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: And why's Hunter Biden taking his own laptop? And like
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: you're rich, you have someone do that for you?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Throw it at your personal assistant with a Starbucks gift card,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Like what is being rich for?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Exactly? Our next story, this one is.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: This guy is awesome.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this, this guy could have been the entire episode.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Right Wing conspiracy theorist Stu Peters has called for Hunter
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Biden to be executed.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard more of a narky name in
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: your life than Stu Peters?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: And the way it's spelled, that's that's not like I
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: get it, but it's like a bowl of Stu. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: he's spelling it like the meal as opposed to like
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Stu and I get it. Maybe his name is spelled
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: s T E W A r T, but still you
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: can play you can play Lucy Goosey with that. You know.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: John Stewart's name didn't have one N in it before
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Show Business or no h you know, like.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a S T E P H E N
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: translates to Steve just fine, and there's no V and Steven.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Just mix it up, dude, Come on, Stu, Peter and
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: p and and and Peters, Stu Peters, Peter's out this guy,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: this fucking guy during a stop on the Reawaken America tour,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: which I'm sure as a fucking blast.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: It's like for anti vaxxers.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Michael Flynn's Traveling Conspiracy Theory road show.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: It's like when Charlie Sheen was doing that Torpedo of
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Truth tour.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I wish I went to that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was sick, just.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: To see what the fuck was going on. There was
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: it just him talking.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I'm well, it was him and Jeff Ross. I think
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: got a point, but I was like fourteen. But yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: there was a there was an element of it that
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: was just Charlie Sheen monologuing his manifesto.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing. He's still alive, right, Charlie Sheen.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's still kicking. I mean he's got the
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: fucking magic Johnson Aid's drugs.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably live longer than we will.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Sure will, probably because he'll align with the right wing
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: when they inevitably take over the country. So at this
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: tour stop, Stu Peters not only called for Hunter Biden
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: to be executed, also doctor Anthony Fauci. He said Fauci
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: should quote hang from a length of thick rope until he.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Is dead, and the thick rope was that necessary?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Fauci is a very slight guy. We
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: should save the thick rope for like higger people like
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Michael Moore or whatever.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta Michael Moore. You might need some industrial
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: chains exactly a forklift or something.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: He said. Fauci deserves the rope for backing a Wuhan
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: bioweapons lab to do research that eventually cost millions of lives.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: So he's saying Anthony Fauci started COVID basically, oh yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: And as for Hunter Biden, he said he should get
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: quote the Julius and Ethel Rosenberg treatment.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Which very deep conspiracy pull.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: That I had to look that one up.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna have to explain that one to a
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: couple of people like I vaguely recognized the names as
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: those people being spies, and just in the context of
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: what he said, I was like, Oh, they must be spies.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the League nuclear see and stuff back in
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: the fifties.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they might have been framed maybe framed. Actually
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I saw one bit of analysis on it that said
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: they were guilty and framed all at the same time.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, interesting they were. They were guilty enough to be framed, right, they.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Were guilty enough, but good enough at what they did
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: that they couldn't really be caught, so we had to
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: frame them.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Interesting. Well, you know that sounds like America. Yeah, we
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: need a good story, we need we need to fucking
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: uh you know, Jack Ruby to come in and clean
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: up the loose ends.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And for the record, the Julius and Ethel Rosenberg treatment,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: they got electrocuted. They died by electric chair.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Which I would rather not that I'm into, you know,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: like X like not that i'd want to go see
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: a public hanging, but if I was to go see
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: a public execution, I think i'd rather see an electric
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: chair than are hanging.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gonna be way more theatrics in a hanging. Oh,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: it's just brutal if they don't die right away. Oh,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: you don't want to watch that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I can't even watch the episode of Members only. The
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: episode is a pran is where Gene Panikorvo hangs himself.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: The acting is too good. It's brutal.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They also it's not the series finale of Homeland,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: but one of the season finales of Homeland. The fucking
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: redhead Dufist from Billions gets hanged, and it's a tough
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: scene to watch, yeah, because leading up to it, he's like,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: there's something wrong with that rope. It's not long enough.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm just gonna choke up there. I'm gonna suffer.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And that's exactly what happens pretty rough.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: What do you say about the Secretary of Homeland Security
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: at him.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Oh man, The Secretary of Homeland Security, Alejandro Maiorcis Stu
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Peters wants him executed as a treasonous trader for allowing
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: rapists and murders and killers and goons to cross the
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: border into the United States.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: By which he just means Mexicans. No, is it not
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: just exactly what he's saying pretty much?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which I mean that's not a surprising talking point
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: from this crowd, but no, they're usually not.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: He could have said delicious food and cheap labor and
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: fun people exactly.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: So this is a quote from Stu Peters in the
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: world that we're going to build traders will hang end quote.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: It sounds sounds like a villain from a BioShock game.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It's just for the measure, the grandiosity of these people.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It's like it never ceases to amaze me.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He also, for good measure called for the drowning
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: of doctors who care for transgender patients. I wonder how
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: he decides the method of execution for each other.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: That's a great point. Some people get a thick rope,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: some people it's a shallow grave. Some people got to drown.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Like if history has taught us anything, at some point
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: they're gonna have to come up with some more efficient
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: options because Nazis put up numbers when it comes to
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: killing people.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: And that's that's the thing. When you really got to do,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: got to move volume. It's like you're gonna have a
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: guy tying individual newses for every one of these people.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Where we get in the rope, I mean, we got.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: All this small batch artists and murder ain't cut it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going I have to factory that shit.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Silver Lake Farmers Market murder.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Stup Peters for those who don't know. And this will
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: certainly jog your memory once I say it. He's a
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: filmmaker who has cranked out some classic films over the
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: past couple of years, including Watch the Water, which is
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: about how covid is say it with me people at
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: home caused by snake venom in our drinking water, and
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: the vaccine turns humans into satanic hybrids, which that's kind
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: of neat. We're hybrids now, we're like X men.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Great, and this guy is speaking to like fifty thousand
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: person crowds.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know. That's what I have.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I always have to respect about the right
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: wing is that they just they just get on board.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: While while liberals are quibbling about like means testing and
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: whether or not we should say the word retarded, they're
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: just like, hey, fucking anything that gets the number up.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Or like countrymen fans, like country music fans will
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: take any country music you put in front of them
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: because it all sounds the same anyway. Yeah, same with
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: these fucking Republicans.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: And they'll buy the CDs.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. It just has to be an idea. It
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter a good one.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: As long as as long as the idea is in
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: support of your thing. You're like, yeah, cool, whatever, Steake Venom,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: that's fine.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. He also made a movie called Died Suddenly,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: which pushes the claim that COVID vaccines are causing an
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: epidemic of heart failure around the world. Like, I think
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: that's fentanyl you're talking about.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good point.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know that that's COVID, the high fruit.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Dose corn syrup of drugs.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you put it in everything. It just works, makes
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: it a little more addictive. You know. It's such a
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: good mark. It makes too much sense for them not
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: to do it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. True. He also claims the titan submersible was destroyed
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: on purpose to conceal the fans that the Titanic was
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: not sunk by an iceberg, but instead was sunk on
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: purpose by the Rothschilds.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Like they're going to find the giant star of David
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: sticking out of the hole.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what were they going to do down there to
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: prove anything? Like?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for a one hundred years after the fact.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And it's not like we've never been there, like, No,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: there have been missions to the Titanic.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Like James Cameron brought a real submarine and a camera.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Yea. If anyone's going to prove that shit,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: it's going to be Cameron.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Come on, now, can we get to the best part
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: of the story.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: This guy also used to be a rapper named Focus
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: and that is spelled f ok I S S Connor.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Did you listen?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, I did.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Focus is music.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I listened to his most popular song, two hundred and
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: twenty five thousand years I never made it, and uh,
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: you know what, guy, he never did.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: He never did, and you'll understand why. Yeah, listen to
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: this song like it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a rap song you'd make in high school
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: with your white friends. Yeah, you know, with like a
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: fruity look beat.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: It's really bad times. He's got a bunch of videos.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I was surprised by how many songs he had and
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: that they were still up. It's like, did this guy
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: not know does he lose the login for this page?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Does he not see how this is diluting the brand?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Why did he just stick with this? Why isn't
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: he coming out at the fucking Reawaken America tour fucking
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: dropping bars like Forgiato Blow.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah about about five g and shit, that would be awesome.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's the uh Forgiato Blow. He's like a
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: maga rapper. I never heard before Trump. He was not
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: politically at all, but he just saw a gimmick he
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: could latch on too.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I see.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Indeed, he's got something like twenty five songs and they're
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: all called Let's Go Brandon. It's just like different variations
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: of the same song, and on one of them he
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: has this guy who ran for Congress in Ohio named
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: j R. Maschewski I think or JP Mschewski something like that,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: And that guy wraps on one of the versions of
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Let's Go Brandon, and it is the most awkward, goddamn
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: thing I've ever heard.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I do like that. The way to affect American culture
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: now is literally just like lean into clickbait like you're
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: mister Beast exactly, and eventually you'll have a platform big
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: enough to fuck up the democratic institutions of our country.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Thanks focus. So yeah, Stu Peters, he wants people murdered,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: but then again, what Republican doesn't want people murdered right now? Yeah,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: this next story is fascinating to me.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Oh the Juliani thing.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the headline makes it sound kind of silly.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: The headline, this is a Rolling Stone article will link
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: to this and everything else that we are covering today.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: In the notes headline, Jack Smith's team grilled witnesses about
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Rudy jewel Leani's drinking, and on the one hand that
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: that seems fun because anything relating to the downfall of
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Rudy Giuliani is fun to talk about.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I liked that he was getting toasty
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: on election day, like he was feeling himself, or he
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: was not feeling himself, he was drowning his emotions. I
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it came and went both ways throughout
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the day.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Probably special counsel Jack Smith, who I'm pretty sure is
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: also coach Beard from ted Lasso. They look a whole
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: lot of like he and his team have apparently been
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: growing witnesses about how much Rudy Giuliani was drinking, not
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: just on election day, but kind of just in general,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: like how much the drinker is Juliani.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: How wet is Rudy?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: And like they were asking like did Trump ever like
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: gossip about how much Juliani drinks or anything about like
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: him working a little different when he's drunk. They've asked
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: about I don't.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Think Trump would miss an opportunity to then a great routie.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Oh no, definitely not.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: You know, if he had an opening, he'd take it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: And they also asked if Giuliani was maybe drunk at
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: any point during like key moments throughout Trump trying to
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: steal the election. And they're asking about all this, not
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: because getting drunk is a crime, obviously, but because Trump's
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: defense is most likely just going to be well, I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: was following the advice of my legal counsel when I
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: did all this, so I thought I was in the clear.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: So my defense is I'm throwing you under the bus, right, Yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: which everyone in his orbit exists to be thrown under
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: a hypothetical bus that has not yet emerged.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how people don't take that into
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: account when they enter into partnerships with this fucking.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Guy, Like, have they not seen the writing on the wall?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I mean all politics really, but Trump is a hyper
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: accelerated form of it, right.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And the reason this is important is because with that,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: while I was just following the advice of my legal counsel. Claim.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Here's a quote. This is Mitchell Epner, a former assistant
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: US attorney for the District of New Jersey, speaking to
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Rolling Stone. He explained that for the argument to work,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: the accused has to have disclosed all material facts to
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: the legal counsel in question. Here's the quote that requires
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: the attorney understands what's being told to them. If you
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: know that your attorney is drunk, that does not count
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: as making full disclosure of all material facts, which makes sense.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: It's like that would be right up there with if
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Giuliani was passed out and Trump.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Was like, can we storm the capitola if you were
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: in the hospital high on painkillers?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. You're just not allowed to make legal decisions
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: and situations like that according to the law, and you
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: also have to prove that you followed your legal counsel's
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: advice in good faith. And what they're reaching for here
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: is that on election day and several other times after that,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Trump would go to Giuliani during the day and run
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: his legal questions by him, and he'd get very regular
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: lawyerly answers that would not land him in prison. And
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: then he'd wait for Rudy to get hammered, and then
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: he'd go up now and then go back later that
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: night and ask those same questions, and when Giuliani was
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: a little more hammed up and excited, he would follow
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: that advice. And again that's as pointed out in this
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: article that it's just.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Like when you this is like when I would ask
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: my mom for shit when she was tired, because I
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: knew she would say yes.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's exactly like that. And apparently a bunch
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: of witnesses did testify that they saw Juliani drink a
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: whole bunch on election day and uh like visibly drunk.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: You could smell it, you slurn his words, you could
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: see he was drunk. People saw him drinking a bunch.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: So that probably is that's what happened. Trump probably got
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: a lot of the advice he followed in the days
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: after the election from a fucking hammered Rudy Giuliani.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: This is kind of like when I smoke pots so
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I can have the lowered end pulls control. I need
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: to buy a new jacket, Like I like the idea
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: that Rudy was like, I'm going to need to be
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: pretty fucked up if I'm going to tell this guy
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: to do what I need to tell him to do.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it seems like there's kind of an aspect
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: of this in the Classified Documents investigation, because one of
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: the sticking points there is that when the National Archives
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: reached out and they were like, give us back the documents,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Trump sent some back, but then they hired a lawyer
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: who it seems like they didn't really tell everything to
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: and that lawyer went back to the National Archives and
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: was like, we searched and we didn't find anything. So
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: they were just like kind of trying to not be
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: the ones to lie. They just hired a lawyer and
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: lied to him. So then he accidentally lied in an
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: official capacity.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: To make him a kind of a horse crux of.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Lyne right, which again don't work with Donald Trump. My god, Yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: that's what you're asking for.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: You don't even you barely even get you get fourteen
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: minutes of fame.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: You don't not even the full one. Five. No, So
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: we'll link to the article again. The headline makes it
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: sound kind of silly, but.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: It is a really fascinating legal gambit that they've gotten
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: themselves into.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's it's a lot of reading, but it's
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: it's interesting. All right, let's talk about the twenty twenty
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: four election. This is an article from the South Florida
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Sun Sentinel. Use code conspiracy at checkout to save twelve
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: percent of subscription.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a like a magazine that only is
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: distributed to retirement homes. Probably is, yeah, probably, you might
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: be right.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Election workers are already getting threatened in the run up
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: to the twenty twenty four elections, Like goddamn miss decorations.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Every year earlier and earlier, roll.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Out the threats to election workers earlier and early.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: This has got to be one of the Like, if
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: you're making a checklist for civil war, this has got
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: to be on uh whatever, Mary fucking Peter's her checklist
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: for civil war brewing election workers being threatened is like,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just it's it's it's not even
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: scary anymore. It's just it's just hilarious. I don't know.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, I don't want to put it
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: this way, but it's turning into like a boy who
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: cried wolf kind of thing. Yeah, the threats of violence
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: are happening so often it's just like, okay, will you
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: shut up, you're not going to do anything. Yeah, But
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: also that's not really the attitude you want to take.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do it, and if you're so tough.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: And it's also not like they never do anything, you know,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: it's not like nothing never happens, like.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: They did storm the capital for instance.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they had thousands of these threats and I mean,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: so with one of some of them are credible. Some
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: of these fucking crazy people meant it, you know.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And the thing is, election workers kind of always
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: get threatened, like that's part of the job.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Par for the course.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: It's just that usually there's like an off season of
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: sorts where there aren't really any elections that are contentious
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: enough that anyone cares to issue threats.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: This is like people are paying attention to summer basketball.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. This is the g League of issuing political threats.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it's happening now, just people like in anticipation
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: of the twenty twenty four election. We're more than a
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: year away, and you're not going to believe this, but
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of experts think it might have something to
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: do with Trump and oh yeah, something about the behavior
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: of his followers in general and the behavior of the
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: person they follow just leads experts to think it might
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: be Trump stoke in all this, which can knock me
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: over with a feather when I heard that. Get out
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: of here. There is a task force that has been
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: put together to deal with all of this. The Election
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Threats task Force was created in twenty twenty one. It
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: will definitely never be weaponized against the American people once
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: it's inevitably in Republican hands.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Like, we're so far beyond that idea of you got
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: to respect the you know, rules and the Senate parliamentarian
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: and the institutions and the traditions. It's now it's just
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: you have to completely take the ball and run as
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: far in your direction as possible and see how many
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: things you can break. You know, there is no like,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: let's keep it, you know, some fucking checks and balance.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: There's none of that.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: None. This task force has filed fourteen cases so far.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Two have resulted in prison sentences. They highlight one example,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: an Iowa man named Mark Reesi was sentenced to two
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: and a half years for threatening to hang in Arizona
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: election official big stup peters fan Yeah, zacht. He through
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: his lawyer, said he was fed a bunch of misinformation
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: that prompted him to issue that threat, and.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: That's probably that's probably true.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's very sorry for what he did. The
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: problem with that argument, yeah, he's definitely not lying. I'm
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: sure he got exactly the amount of misinformation, he says,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: But also, motherfucker, everyone was telling you that was misinformation. Yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: right up to the point you decided to threaten to
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: hang an election worker. So fuck you.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah you kind of did that shit.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They also point out there was a texasman who
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: got three and a half years for suggesting a mass
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: shooting targeting poll workers and election officials. And they say
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: these threats and harassment tends to come in waves after
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: social media posts or appearances by prominent conspiracy believers, which, yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I believe.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: That Stoke in the Flames proformation.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of like how Stu Peter's wrap page is
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: going to get here, just a wave of interest after
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: being mentioned on Conspiracy the show.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't have anything helpful to add, but
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: poll workers would be a good name for sex workers.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: It would be. When I worked at Playboy, I ran
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: a comedy website that they ran very briefly that was
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: only good when I ran it, called the Smoking Jacket.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a great name.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: One of the things we would do is these like
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: funny poles, like we found like a pole making software
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: and shit. And the name I came up with them
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: with for them was Smoking Pole. And since it was Playboy,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: no one gave a shit. They let me just use that.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this next story, I feel like we can we
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: can get through this. Pretty quick.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is pretty cut and dry.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't even put notes for it. Capital Doctors have
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: cleared Mitch McConnell to return to work. This man has
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: short circuited to the point that he just stayed in
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: silence for thirty solid seconds two different times over the
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: course of one month. And now Capital Doctors are like, Yep,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: he can run the country. It'll be fine.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Finally, Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein have something in common exactly.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they both need to fucking retire.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Guy.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if it was Barbara Boxer a Dianne Feinstein,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: but when I was a kid in elementary school, I
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: was in this, like I don't know, a gifted class
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and they had one of the senators come
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: and talk to the kids, and I got in a
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: huge fight with the senator. And I've always been very
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: proud of that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That is something to be proud of.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Even when I was five years old, I was woke.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: What was the argument about?
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: I fucking would would wish I could remember for a
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: million dollars, I have no idea.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: And yeah, Mitch McConnell, fucking like, even if you're not
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: fritzing out on live TV. Just retire anyway, you fucking
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: suck dude.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Well, and you've done. You've He's one of the most
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: prolific and effective Republican operators in my lifetime, if not
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the most. Just that the judges he's appointed alone, Like,
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: you've done enough. You've destroyed the world, dude, You fucking
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: did it, man, you did it. Play with your grandkids, yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: you have accomplished your goals.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: He probably ate his grandkids.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: When they were still in their eggs.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Mitch McConnell needs to hang it up, but
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: it's probably not gonna happen. Like he's seems like fine.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Stain too is just gonna fucking hang on.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: They're just gonna pump them for it. Flow more adderall
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: and it's gonna be They're going to continue to do
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: an impression of the living.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's talk about this last story.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: This is a good one, one of my favorites.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein's calendar, as it turns out, contained multiple meetings
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: with Peter Teal. This was reported by the Wall Street Journal,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: So farewell to the Wall Street Journal. Probably, yeah, Peter
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Teal is the same guy that got Gawker killed. Oh
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: that's right, Yeah, that's right, kind of just by having
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: more money in better lawyers than Gawker.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's how you kill anything in this world.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he set a precedent that I'm surprised hasn't
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: been followed more because he really did just kind of
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: get mad at Gawker for reporting something about him, and
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: he was like.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Just pulled up the pirate ship, you know, like fucking
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: threw the pikes over the side of the fucking ship.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And he didn't even go after them over what they
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: said about him. He just funded someone else's lawsuit, fucking
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he tagged that tag team partnered with Hulk Hogan
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: and was like, I will you can have any money
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: you need to take these motherfuckers down.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a it is a moral imperative that
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Hulk Hogan's virtue be defended.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so this seems to be news that was
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: kind of already out there that Peter Thiel had had
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: contact with Jeffrey Epstein at some point. And the issue
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: is he apparently told the Washington Post like back around
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: twenty sixteen, seventeen something like that that he was just
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: naive and he wasn't thinking about what Epstein's agenda might be.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: I only had one meeting with him.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which that's gonna have to be the case with
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: some of the people who Jeffrey Epstein is linked to,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: like and some.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Of those people, I believe you, you know what I mean, Like,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: I believe that that happened.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Chris Tucker's a great example. His name can
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: in theory be linked to Jeffrey Epstein, but.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: It can be more likely linked to a party on
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: an island in him being crystal. This is business as
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: usual for him, you know, and.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Not just that. But the reason Chris Tucker's name showed
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: up on Jeffrey Epstein's flight manifest is Chris Tucker was
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: doing some kind of charity thing and it was happening
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: in more than one location, and he along with like
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Bill Clinton and all these I know that doesn't like
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: call the fires any but yeah, like all these other
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: famous people all got on this Epstein plane and traveled
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: to the next charity thing and there's like cameras, like
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: it's all recorded, like nothing untoward was happening. But then
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: when all this came out, Chris Tucker had to be.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Like, man, why I'm so broke if someone robed me?
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: It just be practiced, fucking great joke.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Chris Tucker was so great.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: This is like, this just proves what we've known for
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: years and years, which is that tech guys don't know
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: how to get pussy. They just they really don't. It
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: doesn't make sense to them. They need a third party involved.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Because that's what's come out now. He did admit to
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the Washington Post that he had that one meeting with
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein. But now what the Wall Street Journal has
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: found is that Peter Thiele scheduled quote multiple meetings with
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Epstein at his home in New York, and that like,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: once you've lied and said you only had the one
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: and then we find out there's multiple, it's like, Okay,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is that one on?
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Now you are officially hiding something.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and who knows if that'll ever come out. Peter,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Tele's got a lot of fucking money.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Like you said, I'm surprised this much came out, you know. Yeah,
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Like I was talking to my mom about Epstein and
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, the thing that I'm most surprised about
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: is that there's still new information coming, Like I really
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: cannot believe that there's still stuff trickling out. Yeah, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Wall Street Journal, to their credit, has been putting a
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: lot of stuff out.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean the Wall Street Journal, for all
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: of their like conservative leanings, they are still a respectable
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: news outlet that does their job the right way. Like
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: they really are the definition of Okay, well you do
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: have we have different opinions, but.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Facts are the facts. Yeah, you hung out with the
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Pedophile several times.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: And yeah, this not much has come from it yet
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: because the Washington or the Wall Street Journal just reported this.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: But it's a bad look for Peter Teal. But once
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: you have that much money, Like, what's it fucking matter? Yeah, Like,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen Peter Teal? Like, I doubt he's gonna
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: get fucking investigated for this.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I found out that a lot of people consider this
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: the greatest car ever made, the McLaren F one. Elon
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Musk had one of them, and he was taking Peter
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Teal for a joy ride down the Bakersfield Highway and
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: was kind of screwing around and did something and he
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: rolled the car into a ditch and they both survived.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Like God, damn it. Do we live in the worst
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: of possible universes?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that is unjust Yeah, that is fucking terrible universe.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: So uh yeah, good luck Peter Teal. I don't mean that, like,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I don't care what happens to Peter Teal and.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: He doesn't need the good luck. He'll be fine. Yeah,
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: it'll be He'll be in a new livery, he'll be
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: in one of these new libertarian charter cities.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: You know, do you think we'll ever find out the
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: contents of Jeffrey Epstein's safe.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know, never say never. Yeah, you know, still
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: new JFK files coming out sixty years later, so I
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: It's crazy how those are all ways still so disappointing.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Oh every time, it's just like and he had lint
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: on his shirt. Oh cool, thank you very much.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed the days of Behold a Pale Horse,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: when we were talking about JFK dying by shellfish talks
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: and bullets like that.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: That's so great, back when conspiracies were fun instead of
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: the news.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now it really is just this is all just news.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Like I didn't pull any of this from fucking Newsmax.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: This is all regular ass news outlets.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Like I think all the bring it up on the
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: show all the time. But I think constantly about that
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: definition of propaganda we defined here one time, which is
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: that which seeks to exhaust critical thinking and annihilate the truth.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: And what is a documentary about snake, venom, demon covid
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: if not that, you know, just exhausting, exhausting your critical things.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: So I think that's our episode, right. It seems like
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: we get it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: I think so. I think we covered it. We saved America.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: We did. Yeah, we're I think we're back on track.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Civil war averted thanks to Honor and Adam.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have been the voice of reason here and
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: you are welcome and lucky America. Connor, thank you so
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: much for doing the pod. I appreciate it. Appreciate you man,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: what you got the plug before we get out of here.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, once again, check out that our comedy special Live
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: in Tucson on YouTube Connor Maxpad and Live in Tucson
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: funny stuff. Take a break break today.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, after you listen to this, go watch Connor special
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Cleanse the Palette. Yeah, Adam Todd Brown dot substack dot com,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: you can follow me there. I write stuff you.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Got to read Adams writing, super dope writer.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I uh and I guess Instagram
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: at Adam Todd Brown follow me there. I suppose I'm
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: on Blue Sky, but no one's on fucking Blue Sky.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: You're on Blue Sky.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Yet I'm on Threads. I picked the wrong one.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I haven't done Threads. I have a Blue
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Sky invite if you need it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, I might hate you up about that.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: If you're looking to get zero engagement.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I've got some time I'm looking to waste.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Blue Sky is the place for you. All right, Let's
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: get the funk out of here. Connor say goodbye, goodbye everybody,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: goodbye everybody. We love you.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: People have a I'm trying to just have to be
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: destroying