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Spray tans are EMBARASSING · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: One o four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and
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  Speaker 1: rich Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven
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  Speaker 1: your mind. In ninety six eight ninety three. Big ups
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  Speaker 1: and shout out to everybody that came out on the
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  Speaker 1: Pride Parade yesterday. That was a lot of fun. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for supporting Pride and our beautiful float. Thanks to Pierre Forward,
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  Speaker 1: Pat Hickey. Hey, you and your brother are awesome. Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: so we have a good time.
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  Speaker 2: We always like to walk the Pride Festival with some prices.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Rich, your wife's new business is beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really proud of her. She's a She is
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  Speaker 3: a perfectionist when it comes to the details, as you
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  Speaker 3: can see when you look around that joint. But she
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  Speaker 3: is when it comes to herself too, And she was
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  Speaker 3: telling me getting ready for this this event herself was harrowing,
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  Speaker 3: and I thought I would bring her on to tell
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  Speaker 3: you about her spraytan experience. Spray tan, Yeah, I have
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  Speaker 3: not done a spray tan with where another person sprays
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  Speaker 3: you down before the best. The last time I've done
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  Speaker 3: that is when John Jay and I lost a bet
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  Speaker 3: and we had to go into a spree tan booth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you got sprayed like one hundred times, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Three times.
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  Speaker 3: And then we had to like I think that was
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  Speaker 3: right in front of when my son was getting baptized
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  Speaker 3: that we did so we were purple looking, our skin
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  Speaker 3: turn purple.
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  Speaker 1: And that was bad. But uh so the place, by
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  Speaker 1: the way is called the Hazley. Hi, Stacy, Hi, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say someone wants to rent out the Hazley. Where
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  Speaker 1: do they go?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they just go to www dot the Hazley dot
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  Speaker 2: com and that's h A I s l e y
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  Speaker 2: like Haisley, but with an H the Hazley dot com.
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  Speaker 1: So you have to put in the www.
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  Speaker 2: No, I only did that as a little like get
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  Speaker 2: ready a website is coming.
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  Speaker 4: Stacey says, nothing without purpose.
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  Speaker 3: That is absolutely true. That's why when I'm like, you
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  Speaker 3: need to repeat that, I don't understand. I don't really
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  Speaker 3: have to say that to her.
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  Speaker 1: So Rich was and how you're getting ready for this event? So?
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  Speaker 1: And when he raise a spray Tan and how you
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  Speaker 1: so you've never had a person rich I've had that.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd like to hear the woman point of view
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  Speaker 1: because then I'd like to share with you the man
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  Speaker 1: point of view. What's it like in a spray tan Stacy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I can't wait to hear your opinion on this,
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, because I personally hate it, like I love
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  Speaker 2: the outcome. Don't get me wrong, it is one of
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  Speaker 2: life's greatest joys once you're done. However, However, before it
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  Speaker 2: is the most awkward thing in the world, because, first
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  Speaker 2: of all, you you know, to get a good one,
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  Speaker 2: you need to strip down almost all the way. I
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  Speaker 2: pretty much just wear underwear and that is it, and
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  Speaker 2: that is it, and so it's like you are on
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  Speaker 2: full display and it's just you and the woman standing there.
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  Speaker 2: And first of all, it's always cold in those things.
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  Speaker 2: So then so you're already uncomfortable. Then you have this
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  Speaker 2: lady like looking at you, and you feel totally awkward
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  Speaker 2: because she's trying to make small talk and I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to make the small talk back. But all I can
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  Speaker 2: think of is how awkward I feel. And it is
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  Speaker 2: so embarrassing when she's like, you know, so tell me
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  Speaker 2: about your new place, and you know, like asking questions
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  Speaker 2: and having me, you know, turn around and then be
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  Speaker 2: like bend over a little more so I can get
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  Speaker 2: your bottom. Oh my gosh, stop again. But here's the
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  Speaker 2: thing I have noticed is the worst part, because I
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  Speaker 2: get so discombobulated when I'm I'm in that situation. I
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  Speaker 2: hate it so much that I don't want to talk.
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  Speaker 2: I just want her to talk because I feel better
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  Speaker 2: just listening. But I have noticed the last couple of
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  Speaker 2: times i've done this that when I ask her a question,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes she'll just you know, she'll spray. She'll answer, and
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  Speaker 2: then she'll stop spraying and just keep telling you now,
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  Speaker 2: so no talking.
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  Speaker 1: And working there.
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  Speaker 3: So you're like bent over and she's telling you about
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  Speaker 3: her dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and it's like no, now you're prolonging the agony.
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  Speaker 2: He just like, get to your story and like you say, rich,
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  Speaker 2: talk and work, talk and work, because otherwise it's just
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  Speaker 2: now I've doubled the time that I'm standing there, completely vulnerable,
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  Speaker 2: and it is terrible. So I finally just had to
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  Speaker 2: learn that. Now what I do is I just praddle
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  Speaker 2: on about everything and everything just so she'll keep working
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  Speaker 2: while I talk and then it gets over faster. But
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a complete and total idiot every time
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  Speaker 2: that happens.
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  Speaker 1: Well at least you're with somebody who's atlasia, with someone
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  Speaker 1: who's of the same sex. I've had to go through that,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a woman, and they put you when you're
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  Speaker 1: a guy. I remember the last time I did it,
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  Speaker 1: and the only reason I did is because I was
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  Speaker 1: going to Mexico with a bunch of people to the
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  Speaker 1: beach and I know they wanted to go lay out,
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  Speaker 1: and I hate laying out. So I thought if I
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  Speaker 1: was tan already and be like, I'm tan, I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to layut you guys. So I got spray ten.
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  Speaker 1: So when I go there, I remember they give you
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  Speaker 1: this paper, black paper thong to put on, and so
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  Speaker 1: I put it on. And then she comes in and
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  Speaker 1: the girl that did me, she was nine months pregnant, right,
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  Speaker 1: and she doesn't care. I get it. She doesn't care.
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  Speaker 1: She's done this a thousand times. But as the person
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  Speaker 1: getting spray ten, it's terrible. And they do this pose
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  Speaker 1: and say, tell me, you know, it's where you put
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  Speaker 1: your leg out and you got to turn it in,
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  Speaker 1: so they get the inside of your calf and your
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  Speaker 1: thigh and she's on her knees. She's on her knees,
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  Speaker 1: and I've got this paper thong that does not I
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  Speaker 1: mean it covers everything. So it's embarrassing enough because you
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  Speaker 1: wish it didn't cover everything. I wish I had to
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  Speaker 1: go well, so I got to use two hands, so
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  Speaker 1: I just like, and she's just spray that. She put
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  Speaker 1: your other foot out. Then you got to do that
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  Speaker 1: thing where you put your hands up and you turn around.
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  Speaker 1: You do these weird poll you know the names of them.
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  Speaker 3: What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: It was the last post call.
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  Speaker 4: It's like star, but you can't go full up. Your
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  Speaker 4: arms have to be slightly bent.
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  Speaker 1: But as embarrassing as that is, I think getting waxed
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  Speaker 1: has got to be war. My wife tells me about
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  Speaker 1: the positions they put her in to get waxed.
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  Speaker 2: You do the butterfly, the butterfly, the butterfly.
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  Speaker 3: You ever you has ever done the butterfly.
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  Speaker 1: I've ever wax butterfly like this? Oh I do that
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  Speaker 1: to sun. I do that outside the backyard and called that's.
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  Speaker 4: Called like happy baby, and you'll go.
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  Speaker 1: Like to me, that's something like when you're a guy
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  Speaker 1: to the lay. Were explaining to me one time at
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  Speaker 1: a at a at a wax place, the guy the
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  Speaker 1: positions they put the guys in which again they don't care,
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  Speaker 1: but as the person getting wax, I don't want to be.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, there's a friend of mine real quick he
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  Speaker 1: posted on Instagram one time he was going to get
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  Speaker 1: wax and he said, I love this place to get wax,
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  Speaker 1: and I go. I messaged him because I wouldn't mind
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  Speaker 1: trying to get like, you know, not my not my privates.
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  Speaker 1: But I go, why do you go to this place?
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  Speaker 1: It's so far away. He's like, honestly, she's older and
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  Speaker 1: she's unattractive. I don't care if she sees my juncket.
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  Speaker 1: You know that point. Yeah, he goes, have you seen
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  Speaker 1: these girls that wax? They're really good looking? Not this person.
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  Speaker 1: So I drive forty five minutes out of my way.
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  Speaker 4: To get something to like being comfortable out of stacy.
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  Speaker 4: I've had that experience so many times that I don't
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  Speaker 4: get spray tan anymore. I just do self tanner at home.
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  Speaker 4: Then I'm only awkward around me.
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  Speaker 1: And when just tan elbow and Kyle or.
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  Speaker 4: It's the darkest edge because when you guys see me,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't rinsed yet, it's still developing.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you do it, because you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: sit there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't want the machine. I don't like
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  Speaker 4: the machine. I feel like doesn't the color doesn't stay.
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  Speaker 4: And also like there is an extra added convenience. Not
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  Speaker 4: only is it not awkward, but I just do it
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  Speaker 4: at home, like I don't have to leave my house.
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  Speaker 1: Next time I go get spray tan, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: the Kim Kardashian thong.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's so funny jump scare.
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  Speaker 1: Well. Thank you Stacy for sharing that wonderful story.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and thank you guys for supporting me at my
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  Speaker 2: special events and the grand opening.
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  Speaker 1: Always love you, Love you Bye. Booby Booby Booby, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I call her Booby. That's the spray Tam